What do you do with a Jew with A.D.D.? Put him in a concentration camp. ---------------------------------------------------What's the difference between Smarties and Muslim Extremists? Smarties don't blow up in the tube. ---------------------------------------------------Two chavs, Troy and Kyle, race their Novas over a cliff to see who hits the bottom first...who wins? Society. ---------------------------------------------------Q. What do you call a black abortion clinic? A. Crime stoppers. ---------------------------------------------------What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair? Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists. ---------------------------------------------------What part of a wheelchair can't you eat? The cabbage ---------------------------------------------------How do you fit six million Jews in a VW Beetle? Put them in the ashtray. ---------------------------------------------------What do you call a ginger goth? Duracell ---------------------------------------------------One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes... Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish the bear was gay." ---------------------------------------------------A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female" Counter guy asks, "Black or white?" Customer says, "White" Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" ---------------------------------------------------