Marketing 101
Bigger Is Better + Throw in some “zingers”!
Catchy Name
Add some “interest” for target market
Be friendly to customers
I don’t know what to say?
Throw in a Harem Girl to serve you?
Neat, clean, simple
Help those who need a lift!
Beer & burgers: What a MAN wants?
Surgeon General’s Nightmare!
And here’s your RIP ride after consuming the aforementioned
Hank