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					PIRATES
Comedy Theme: Scripture: Characters: Props: Setting:
All Pirates:

Evangelism Luke 12:33 6. Captain; First Mate; 3 Other Pirates; Skippy: a Christian. None necessary. Pirate ship
(sung like a typical pirate song) We’re pirates yo ho ho ho yo ho ho We’re pirates, yo ho ho ho yo ho ho We hunt for treasure Gold and silver We hunt for treasure We’ll hunt forever! We’re pirates yo ho ho ho yo ho ho We’re pirates, yo ho ho ho yo ho ho So, me matey’s what are ya gonna to do with your share of the treasure?

First Mate:

Pirate 1:

I’m gonna buy me a mansion!

Pirate 2:

Aye, I’m gonna sail the seven seas and sing pirates songs forever!

All Pirates:

(singing) “We’re pirates yo ho ho ho yo!”

Pirate 3:

Aye, I am gonna eat and drink to me heart’s content!

First Mate:

Aye, I’m gonna retire from this pirate life. No more long, hard days. No more cold, sleepless nights. No more walkin’ the plank like ol’ Peg-Leg Pete. (all pirates take a moment of silence for Pete; First Mate notices the Captain enter) Look lively, mates! Here comes the Captain! Arrrggghhh!

Captain:

All Pirates:

Arrrggghhh!

Captain:

Alright you scalawags, listen up! We’re huntin’ for treasure…


				
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