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					BAY AREA NEWS GROUP                                                                       May 3-9, 2014




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Hi-def TV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 - 5
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Sports Highlights . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 - 8
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Saturday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9  9
Saturday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 01
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Saturday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 1 - 1 3
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Saturday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .1 3 - 1 4
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Saturday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 5
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Sunday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 6 1
Sunday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 7 1
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Sunday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 8 - 2 0
Sunday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . .2 0 - 2 12
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Sunday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 2
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Monday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 3
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Monday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 4
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Monday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 5 - 2 7
Monday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .2 7 - 2 82
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Monday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 9
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Tuesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 0
Tuesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 13
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Tuesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 2 - 3 4
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Tuesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .3 4 - 3 5
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Tuesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 6
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Wednesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 7
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Wednesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 8
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Wednesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . .3 9 - 4 1
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Wednesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 1 - 4 2
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Wednesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 3
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Thursday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 4
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Thursday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 5
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Thursday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 6 - 4 8
Thursday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 8 - 4 94
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Thursday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 0
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Friday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 1
Friday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 2
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Friday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 3 - 5 5
Friday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . . .5 5 - 5 65
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Friday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 7
                                                              ‘Blue Bloods’
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Movies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 8 - 7 0   As season 4 of this police drama comes to a
Network addresses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 0   7
Talk shows . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 1
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                                                              close, Tom Selleck reflects on show’s growth and
Q&A/Crossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 2     7      its success on Friday nights. 10 p.m. Friday %
TVTIMES                               HIGH DEF                                        May 3-9, 2014                             2


                                                   High-Def TV
Saturday                                                                                            “Cosmos: A Spacetime


                                                     May 3-9
                                                                                                       Odyssey” 9 p.m. ^, H
“The Simpsons” 8 p.m. ^, H                                                                          “Believe” 9 p.m. #, +
“Dateline NBC” 8 p.m. #, +                                                                          “Resurrection” 9 p.m. _, *
“2 Broke Girls” 8 p.m. %                                                                            “Masterpiece Classic” 9 p.m.
Movie “Transformers” 8 p.m.                                                                            )
   _, *                                                                                             “The Mentalist” 9 p.m. `; 10
Movie “The Last Emperor” 8       Movie “The Adjustment Bu-        Sunday                               p.m. %
   p.m. )                           reau” 9 p.m. E!                                                 “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ?
“The Mentalist” 8 p.m. `; 9      “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD            “The Simpsons” 8 p.m. ^, H        “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.
   p.m. %                        Movie “A Taste of Romance” 9     “Dateline NBC” 8 p.m. #, +           D
“Sábado Gigante” 8 p.m. .           p.m. HALL                     “The Amazing Race” 8 p.m.         “The Closer” 9 p.m. L
“30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4               “Property Brothers” 9 p.m.          %                              “Law & Order: Special Victims
“Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ?              HGTV                          “Once Upon a Time” 8 p.m.            Unit” 9 p.m. Z
“Bones” 8 p.m. L                 “Pawn Stars” 9 p.m. HIST            _, *                           “Leverage” 9 p.m. ±
“Bones” 8 p.m. WGN-A             “Sam & Cat” 9 p.m. NICK          “Call the Midwife” 8 p.m. )       “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E
“Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m.       “History of the Eagles” 9 p.m.   “The Good Wife” 8 p.m. `; 9       “TURN” 9 p.m. AMC
   V                                SHOW                             p.m. %                         “Rocky Mountain Bounty
“Leverage” 8 p.m. Z              “GLORY 16: Denver” 9 p.m.        “Nuestra Belleza Latina” 8           Hunters” 9 p.m. ANIM
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”      SPIKE                            p.m. .                         “Jessie” 9 p.m. DISN
   8 p.m. ±                      “Da Vinci’s Demons” 9 p.m.       “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ?            “Everest Avalanche Tragedy” 9
“Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. A&E         STARZ; 10 p.m. STARZ          “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D             p.m. DSC
“My Cat From Hell” 8 p.m.        Movie “The Uninvited” 9 p.m.     “Bones” 8 p.m. L                  “America’s Best Cook” 9 p.m.
   ANIM                             SYFY                          “Krakatoa” 8 p.m. V                  FOOD
Movie “Talladega Nights: The     “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.     “Leverage” 8 p.m. Z               Movie “In My Dreams” 9 p.m.
   Ballad of Ricky Bobby” 8         TBS                           “Leverage” 8 p.m. ±                  HALL
   p.m. COM                      “Sex Sent Me to the E.R.” 9      “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E         “Game of Thrones” 9 p.m.
“Deadliest Catch” 8 p.m. DSC        p.m. TLC                      “River Monsters” 8 p.m. ANIM         HBO
“E! News” 8 p.m. E!              Movie “Tony: London Serial       “The Real Housewives of At-       “Beachfront Bargain Hunt” 9
“Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD               Killer” 9 p.m. TMC               lanta” 8 p.m. BRAVO               p.m. HGTV
Movie “We’re the Millers” 8      Movie “Total Recall” 9 p.m.      “Liv & Maddie” 8 p.m. DISN        “Counting Cars” 9 p.m. HIST
   p.m. HBO                         TNT                           “Bear Grylls: Man vs. Everest”    “Drop Dead Diva” 9 p.m. LIFE
“Property Brothers” 8 p.m.       “American Dad” 9 p.m. TOON          8 p.m. DSC                     “Nurse Jackie” 9 p.m. SHOW
   HGTV                          “Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m.        Movie “Superman: The Movie”       “Bar Rescue” 9 p.m. SPIKE
“Pawn Stars” 8 p.m. HIST            TRAV                             8 p.m. ENC                     Movie “Underworld: Evolution”
Movie “A Daughter’s Night-       “World’s Dumbest...” 9 p.m.      “Food Court Wars” 8 p.m.             9 p.m. SYFY
   mare” 8 p.m. LIFE                TRUTV                            FOOD                           “Long Island Medium” 9 p.m.
“The Thundermans” 8 p.m.         “The Fabulous Life Of...” 9      Movie “Spider-Man 3” 8 p.m.
                                    p.m. VH1                                                           TLC
   NICK                                                              FX                             “Rick and Morty” 9 p.m. TOON
“Cops” 8 p.m. SPIKE              “Priceless Antiques Road-        “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” 8
                                    show” 9:30 p.m. V                                               “Hotel Secrets & Legends” 9
“Da Vinci’s Demons” 8 p.m.                                           p.m. HALL                         p.m. TRAV
   STARZ                         “Cops Reloaded” 9:30 p.m.        “Caribbean Life” 8 p.m. HGTV
                                    CMT                                                             “World’s Dumbest...” 9 p.m.
“Sex Sent Me to the E.R.” 8                                       “Counting Cars” 8 p.m. HIST          TRUTV
   p.m. TLC                      “Lab Rats” 9:30 p.m. DISN        Movie “Magic Mike” 8 p.m.
                                 “Pawn Stars” 9:30 p.m. HIST                                        “NCIS: Los Angeles” 9 p.m.
“Inside the NBA” 8 p.m. TNT                                          MAX                               USA
“King of the Hill” 8 p.m. TOON   “AwesomenessTV” 9:30 p.m.        Movie “Charlotte’s Web” 8
                                    NICK                                                            “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 9
“The Dead Files” 8 p.m. TRAV                                         p.m. NICK
                                 “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30                                            p.m. VH1
“World’s Dumbest...” 8 p.m.                                       “Californication” 8 p.m. SHOW
   TRUTV                            p.m. TBS                                                        “Bloopers” 9:30 p.m. 4
                                 “Family Guy” 9:30 p.m. TOON      “Bar Rescue” 8 p.m. SPIKE         “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30
“Modern Family” 8 p.m. USA                                        “Da Vinci’s Demons” 8 p.m.
“The Fabulous Life Of...” 8      “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.                                            p.m. D
                                    ^                                STARZ; 9 p.m. STARZ            “NOVA” 9:30 p.m. V
   p.m. VH1                                                       Movie “The Hangover” 8 p.m.
Movie “Toy Story 3” 8:20 p.m.    “Saturday Night Live” 10 p.m.                                      “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.
                                    #, +                             TBS; 10:15 p.m. TBS               A&E
   FAM
                                 “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10          “Long Island Medium” 8 p.m.       “Watch What Happens: Live”
“Gilligan’s Island” 8:27 p.m.
   TVLND                            p.m. `                           TLC                               9:30 p.m. BRAVO
“24: Live Another Day — Jack     “Community” 10 p.m. 4            Movie “Bad News Bears” 8          “Cops Reloaded” 9:30 p.m.
   Is Back” 8:30 p.m. ^, H       “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H             p.m. TMC                          CMT
“Friends With Better Lives”      “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10       Movie “The Town” 8 p.m. TNT       “Austin & Ally” 9:30 p.m.
   8:30 p.m. %                      p.m. L                        “The Venture Bros.” 8 p.m.           DISN
“30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4            “Poirot” 10 p.m. V                  TOON                           “Beachfront Bargain Hunt”
“Pawn Stars” 8:30 p.m. HIST      “KCRA 3 News at 10- Satur-       “Mysteries at the Museum” 8          9:30 p.m. HGTV
“The Thundermans” 8:30 p.m.         day” 10 p.m. Z                   p.m. TRAV                      “Counting Cars” 9:30 p.m.
   NICK                          “The Listener” 10 p.m. ±         “World’s Dumbest...” 8 p.m.          HIST
“Cops” 8:30 p.m. SPIKE           “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. A&E        TRUTV                          “Californication” 9:30 p.m.
“The Big Bang Theory” 8:30       “TURN” 10 p.m. AMC               “NCIS: Los Angeles” 8 p.m.           SHOW
   p.m. TBS                      “Tanked” 10 p.m. ANIM               USA                            “Bob’s Burgers” 9:30 p.m.
“King of the Hill” 8:30 p.m.     “Cops Reloaded” 10 p.m. CMT      “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 8          TOON
   TOON                          “Dog With a Blog” 10 p.m.           p.m. VH1                       “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.
“The Following” 9 p.m. ^, H         DISN                          “Salem” 8 p.m. WGN-A; 9 p.m.         ^
“48 Hours” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m.     “Timber Kings” 10 p.m. DSC          WGN-A; 10 p.m. WGN-A           “Crisis” 10 p.m. #, +
   %                             “Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD           “Family Guy” 8:30 p.m. ^,         “The Bletchley Circle” 10 p.m.
“Austin City Limits” 9 p.m. 6    “Fargo” 10 p.m. FX                  H                                 )
“The Closer” 9 p.m. ?, L         “Game of Thrones” 10 p.m.        “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D       “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10
“Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m.          HBO                           “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.             p.m. `
   V                             “House Hunters Renovation”          A&E                            “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ?
“Law & Order: Special Victims       10 p.m. HGTV                  “Jeff Dunham: Controlled          “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D
   Unit” 9 p.m. Z                “Pawn Stars” 10 p.m. HIST           Chaos” 8:30 p.m. COM           “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”   Movie “Starving in Suburbia”     “I Didn’t Do It” 8:30 p.m. DISN   “KCRA 3 News at 10- Sunday”
   9 p.m. ±                         10 p.m. LIFE                  “Caribbean Life” 8:30 p.m.           10 p.m. Z
“Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. A&E      Movie “2 Guns” 10 p.m. MAX          HGTV                           “Leverage” 10 p.m. ±
“My Cat From Hell” 9 p.m.        “OMG! EMT!” 10 p.m. TLC          “Counting Cars” 8:30 p.m.         “Mad Men” 10 p.m. AMC
   ANIM                          “Family Guy” 10 p.m. TOON           HIST                           “River Monsters” 10 p.m.
“Cops Reloaded” 9 p.m. CMT       “The Dead Files” 10 p.m.         “Nurse Jackie” 8:30 p.m.             ANIM
“Star Wars The New Yoda             TRAV                             SHOW                           “Married to Medicine” 10 p.m.
   Chronicles - Escape from      “World’s Dumbest...” 10 p.m.     “Long Island Medium” 8:30            BRAVO
   the Jedi Temple” 9 p.m.          TRUTV                            p.m. TLC                       “Cops Reloaded” 10 p.m. CMT
   DISN                          Movie “The Roommate” 10          “Robot Chicken” 8:30 p.m.         “David Spade: My Fake Prob-
“Deadliest Catch” 9 p.m. DSC        p.m. VH1                         TOON; 8:45 p.m. TOON              lems” 10 p.m. COM
TVTIMES                                 HIGH DEF                                        May 3-9, 2014                              3

“Dog With a Blog” 10 p.m.         “Hardcore Pawn” 8 p.m.            “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10           Movie “This Means War” 8
   DISN                               TRUTV                            p.m. `                             p.m. FX
Movie “Willy Wonka and the        “WWE Monday Night RAW” 8          “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10         “Flip or Flop” 8 p.m. HGTV
   Chocolate Factory” 10 p.m.         p.m. USA                         p.m. .                         “Counting Cars” 8 p.m. HIST
   FAM                            “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 8       “Community” 10 p.m. 4             “True Tori” 8 p.m. LIFE
“Cutthroat Kitchen” 10 p.m.           p.m. VH1; 9:30 p.m. VH1       “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6          Movie “The Internship” 8 p.m.
   FOOD                           “Salem” 8 p.m. WGN-A              “The Middle” 10 p.m. ?                MAX
“Silicon Valley” 10 p.m. HBO      Movie “Fantastic Four” 8:15       “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D              “16 and Pregnant” 8 p.m. MTV
“Living Alaska” 10 p.m. HGTV          p.m. MAX                      “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H           “Ink Master” 8 p.m. SPIKE
“Counting Cars” 10 p.m. HIST      “Friends With Better Lives”       “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10        “Jim Henson’s Creature Shop
Movie “2 Guns” 10 p.m. MAX            8:30 p.m. %                      p.m. L                             Challenge” 8 p.m. SYFY
“The Challenge: Free Agents”      “Mom” 8:30 p.m. `; 9:30           “Inspector Morse” 10 p.m. V       “The Big Bang Theory” 8 p.m.
   10 p.m. MTV                        p.m. %                        “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.           TBS
“Years of Living Dangerously”     “30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4                Z                              “19 Kids and Counting” 8 p.m.
   10 p.m. SHOW                   “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D       “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ±            TLC
“Hungry Investors” 10 p.m.        “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.          “Bates Motel” 10 p.m. A&E         Movie “The Double” 8 p.m.
   SPIKE                              A&E                           Movie “Teen Wolf” 10 p.m.             TMC
“My Five Wives” 10 p.m. TLC       “That ’70s Show” 8:30 p.m.           AMC                            “King of the Hill” 8 p.m. TOON;
Movie “The Three Muske-               CMT                           “Rocky Mountain Bounty                8:30 p.m. TOON
   teers” 10 p.m. TMC             “Futurama” 8:30 p.m. COM             Hunters” 10 p.m. ANIM          “Bizarre Foods With Andrew
“Bob’s Burgers” 10 p.m. TOON      “The Fabulist” 8:30 p.m. E!       “Let’s Stay Together” 10 p.m.         Zimmern” 8 p.m. TRAV
“Hotel Secrets & Legends” 10      Movie “Holes” 8:30 p.m. FAM          BET                            “truTV Top Funniest” 8 p.m.
   p.m. TRAV                      “Rewrapped” 8:30 p.m. FOOD        “South Park” 10 p.m. COM              TRUTV
“World’s Dumbest...” 10 p.m.      “Last Week Tonight With John      “Lords of the Car Hoards” 10      “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hus-
   TRUTV                              Oliver” 8:30 p.m. HBO            p.m. DSC                           tle” 8 p.m. VH1
“NCIS: Los Angeles” 10 p.m.       “Cops” 8:30 p.m. SPIKE            “Keeping Up With the Kar-         Movie “Crash” 8:05 p.m.
   USA                            “Family Guy” 8:30 p.m. TBS           dashians” 10 p.m. E!               SHOW
“Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 10      “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m.        “Mystery Diners” 10 p.m.          “30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4
   p.m. VH1                           )                                FOOD                           “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D
“Revenge” 10:01 p.m. _, *         “NCIS: Los Angeles” 9 p.m.        “Louie” 10 p.m. FX                “Storage Wars” 8:30 p.m. A&E
“Duck Dynasty” 10:01 p.m.             `; 10 p.m. %                  “House Hunters” 10 p.m.           “That ’70s Show” 8:30 p.m.
   A&E                            “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9           HGTV                               CMT
“Devious Maids” 10:01 p.m.            p.m. .                        “Down East Dickering” 10          “Tosh.0” 8:30 p.m. COM
   LIFE                           “The Tomorrow People” 9 p.m.         p.m. HIST                      “Five Figure Flip” 8:30 p.m.
“Sal y Pimienta” 10:05 p.m.           ?, L                          “Hoarders” 10 p.m. LIFE               HGTV
   .                              “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.      Movie “Taken 2” 10 p.m. MAX       “Counting Cars” 8:30 p.m.
                                      D                             “16 and Pregnant” 10 p.m.             HIST
Monday                            “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.        MTV                            “19 Kids and Counting” 8:30
                                      J                             “Metal Hurlant Chronicles” 10         p.m. TLC
“24: Live Another Day” 8 p.m.
                                  “Inspector Morse” 9 p.m. V           p.m. SYFY                      “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hus-
   ^, H
                                  “Law & Order: Special Victims     “The Big Bang Theory” 10              tle” 8:30 p.m. VH1
“The Voice” 8 p.m. #, +
“2 Broke Girls” 8 p.m. %              Unit” 9 p.m. Z                   p.m. TBS                       “Rules of Engagement” 8:30
“Dancing With the Stars” 8        “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ±         “Secret Sex Lives” 10 p.m.            p.m. WGN-A
   p.m. _, *                      “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E            TLC                            “New Girl” 9 p.m. ^, H
“Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m.        “River Monsters” 9 p.m. ANIM      “Inside the NBA” 10 p.m. TNT      “Secrets of the Dead” 9 p.m.
   )                              “The Real Housewives of Or-       “Family Guy” 10 p.m. TOON             )
“Mike & Molly” 8 p.m. `; 9            ange County” 9 p.m. BRA-      “Hotel Impossible” 10 p.m.        “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9
   p.m. %                             VO                               TRAV                               p.m. .
“Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.      “South Park” 9 p.m. COM           “The Safecrackers” 10 p.m.        “Supernatural” 9 p.m. ?, L
   .                              “Jessie” 9 p.m. DISN                 TRUTV                          “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.
“30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4                “Fast N’ Loud” 9 p.m. DSC         “The Blacklist” 10:01 p.m.            D
“Star-Crossed” 8 p.m. ?, L        “Keeping Up With the Kar-            #, +                           “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.
“Modern Family” 8 p.m. D              dashians” 9 p.m. E!           “Castle” 10:01 p.m. _, *              J
“Poirot” 8 p.m. V                 “Kitchen Casino” 9 p.m. FOOD      “Southern Charm” 10:01 p.m.       “NOVA” 9 p.m. V
“Law & Order: Special Victims     Movie “Pacific Rim” 9 p.m.           BRAVO                          “Bones” 9 p.m. Z
   Unit” 8 p.m. Z                     HBO                           “Dog With a Blog” 10:05 p.m.      “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ±
“Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ±         “Love It or List It” 9 p.m.          DISN                           “Storage Wars” 9 p.m. A&E
“Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E             HGTV                                                            “Africa” 9 p.m. ANIM
Movie “Shrek” 8 p.m. AMC          “Swamp People” 9 p.m. HIST        Tuesday                           “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM
“River Monsters: Unhooked” 8      “Hoarders” 9 p.m. LIFE                                              “Jessie” 9 p.m. DISN
   p.m. ANIM                      “16 and Pregnant” 9 p.m. MTV      “Glee” 8 p.m. ^, H                “Deadliest Catch” 9 p.m. DSC
“The Real Housewives of Or-       “Nurse Jackie” 9 p.m. SHOW;       “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, +           “E! News” 9 p.m. E!
   ange County” 8 p.m. BRA-           10 p.m. SHOW                  “NCIS” 8 p.m. %                   “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD
   VO                             “Warehouse 13” 9 p.m. SYFY        “Marvel’s Agents of               “The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL
“That ’70s Show” 8 p.m. CMT       “Sex Sent Me to the E.R.” 9          S.H.I.E.L.D.” 8 p.m. _, *      “Game of Thrones” 9 p.m.
“Futurama” 8 p.m. COM                 p.m. TLC                      “Pioneers of Television” 8 p.m.       HBO
“Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up” 8       Movie “Diary of a Mad Black          )                              “Flip or Flop” 9 p.m. HGTV
   p.m. DSC                           Woman” 9 p.m. TMC             “NCIS: Los Angeles” 8 p.m.        “Counting Cars” 9 p.m. HIST
“Rewrapped” 8 p.m. FOOD           “The Cleveland Show” 9 p.m.          `; 9 p.m. %                    “True Tori” 9 p.m. LIFE
Movie “Horrible Bosses” 8             TOON; 9:30 p.m. TOON          “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.      “Awkward.” 9 p.m. MTV
   p.m. FX                        “Bizarre Foods America” 9            .                              “Ink Master” 9 p.m. SPIKE
“The Fight Game With Jim              p.m. TRAV                     “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4                “Da Vinci’s Demons” 9 p.m.
   Lampley” 8 p.m. HBO            “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hus-   “The Originals” 8 p.m. ?, L           STARZ
“Love It or List It” 8 p.m.           tle” 9 p.m. VH1               “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D          “Jim Henson’s Creature Shop
   HGTV                           “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30        “Nature” 8 p.m. V                     Challenge” 9 p.m. SYFY
“Swamp People” 8 p.m. HIST            p.m. D                        “Bones” 8 p.m. Z                  “19 Kids and Counting” 9 p.m.
“Hoarders” 8 p.m. LIFE            “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.          “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ±             TLC
“AwesomenessTV” 8 p.m.                A&E                           “Storage Wars” 8 p.m. A&E         “Chow Masters” 9 p.m. TRAV
   NICK                           “The Game” 9:30 p.m. BET          Movie “Shrek the Third” 8         “truTV Top Funniest” 9 p.m.
“Years of Living Dangerously”     “South Park” 9:30 p.m. COM           p.m. AMC                           TRUTV
   8 p.m. SHOW                    “Mickey Mouse” 9:30 p.m.          “Africa” 8 p.m. ANIM              “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 9
“Cops” 8 p.m. SPIKE                   DISN                          “That ’70s Show” 8 p.m. CMT           p.m. VH1
“Family Guy” 8 p.m. TBS           “Californication” 9:30 p.m.       “Inside Amy Schumer” 8 p.m.       “About a Boy” 9:01 p.m. #,
“OMG! EMT!” 8 p.m. TLC                SHOW                             COM                                +
“King of the Hill” 8 p.m. TOON;   “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.        “Deadliest Catch: On Deck” 8      “The Goldbergs” 9:01 p.m. _,
   8:30 p.m. TOON                     ^                                p.m. DSC                           *
“Bizarre Foods America” 8         “Independent Lens” 10 p.m.        “Giuliana & Bill” 8 p.m. E!       “Person of Interest” 9:01 p.m.
   p.m. TRAV                          )                             “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD                 `; 10:01 p.m. %
TVTIMES                           HIGH-DEF TV                                       May 3-9, 2014                              4

“The Real Housewives of New     “Revolution” 8 p.m. #, +         “Keeping Up Appearances” 9       “The Soup” 10 p.m. E!
    York City” 9:01 p.m. BRA-   “Survivor” 8 p.m. %                  p.m. V                       “Restaurant: Impossible” 10
    VO                          “The Middle” 8 p.m. _, *         “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”      p.m. FOOD
“The Mindy Project” 9:30 p.m.   “Nature” 8 p.m. )                    9 p.m. Z                     “The Americans” 10 p.m. FX
    ^, H                        “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. `; 9     “Burn Notice” 9 p.m. ±           “House Hunters” 10 p.m.
“The Big Bang Theory” 9:30         p.m. %                        “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E           HGTV
    p.m. D                      “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.     “River Monsters: Unhooked” 9     “Down East Dickering” 10
“Storage Wars” 9:30 p.m. A&E       .                                 p.m. ANIM                       p.m. HIST
“Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM          “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4               “Million Dollar Listing New      “Bring It!” 10 p.m. LIFE
“Austin & Ally” 9:30 p.m.       “Arrow” 8 p.m. ?, L                  York” 9 p.m. BRAVO           Movie “Next of Kin” 10 p.m.
    DISN                        “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D         Movie “New in Town” 9 p.m.          MAX
“The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL     “Great Romances of the 20th          CMT                          “Catfish: The TV Show” 10
“Flip or Flop” 9:30 p.m. HGTV      Century” 8 p.m. V             “South Park” 9 p.m. COM             p.m. MTV
“Counting Cars” 9:30 p.m.       “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”   “Jessie” 9 p.m. DISN             “Californication” 10 p.m.
    HIST                           8 p.m. Z                      “Dual Survival” 9 p.m. DSC          SHOW
“Awkward.” 9:30 p.m. MTV        “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ±           “Total Divas” 9 p.m. E!          Movie “CBGB” 10 p.m. STARZ
“Chow Masters” 9:30 p.m.        “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E        Movie “John Tucker Must Die”     “Secretly Pregnant” 10 p.m.
    TRAV                        Movie “Beethoven” 8 p.m.             9 p.m. FAM                      TLC
“Growing Up Fisher” 9:31 p.m.      AMC                           “Restaurant: Impossible” 9       “Castle” 10 p.m. TNT
    #, +                        “River Monsters” 8 p.m. ANIM         p.m. FOOD                    “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON
“Trophy Wife” 9:31 p.m. _,      “Real Husbands of Hollywood”     “The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL         “Baggage Battles” 10 p.m.
    *                              8 p.m. BET                    Movie “We’re the Millers” 9         TRAV
Movie “The Baytown Outlaws”     “Million Dollar Listing New          p.m. HBO                     “South Beach Tow” 10 p.m.
    9:40 p.m. TMC                  York” 8 p.m. BRAVO            “Property Brothers” 9 p.m.          TRUTV
“Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.      “That ’70s Show” 8 p.m. CMT          HGTV                         “La La’s Full Court Life” 10
    ^                           “Key & Peele” 8 p.m. COM         “Preachers’ Daughters” 9 p.m.       p.m. VH1
“Chicago Fire” 10 p.m. #, +     “Dual Survival: Untamed” 8           LIFE                         “Chicago PD” 10:01 p.m. #,
“Celebrity Wife Swap” 10 p.m.      p.m. DSC                      “Catfish: The TV Show” 9 p.m.       +
    _, *                        “Chrisley Knows Best” 8 p.m.         MTV                          Movie “King of New York”
“Frontline” 10 p.m. )              E!                            “60 Minutes Sports” 9 p.m.          10:05 p.m. TMC
“CBS 13 News at 10p” 10         “Melissa & Joey” 8 p.m. FAM          SHOW
    p.m. `                      “Save My Bakery” 8 p.m.          “Da Vinci’s Demons” 9 p.m.       Thursday
“Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10          FOOD                              STARZ
    p.m. .                      Movie “The Vow” 8 p.m. FX        Movie “Mars Attacks!” 9 p.m.     “Hell’s Kitchen” 8 p.m. ^, H
“Community” 10 p.m. 4           “Silicon Valley” 8 p.m. HBO          SYFY                         “Hollywood Game Night” 8
“PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6        “Property Brothers” 8 p.m.       “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.        p.m. #, +
“The Middle” 10 p.m. ?             HGTV                              TBS                          “The Big Bang Theory” 8 p.m.
“Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D            “American Pickers” 8 p.m.        “Secretly Pregnant” 9 p.m.          %
“FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H            HIST                              TLC                          “Grey’s Anatomy” 8 p.m. _,
“KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10      “Preachers’ Daughters” 8 p.m.    “Inside the NBA” 9 p.m. TNT         *
    p.m. L                         LIFE                          “The Cleveland Show” 9 p.m.      “Masterpiece Mystery!” 8 p.m.
“Joy of Chance” 10 p.m. V       Movie “2 Guns” 8 p.m. MAX            TOON; 9:30 p.m. TOON            )
“KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.     “Catfish: The TV Show” 8 p.m.    “Trip Flip” 9 p.m. TRAV          “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.
    Z                              MTV                           “South Beach Tow” 9 p.m.            .
“The Listener” 10 p.m. ±        Movie “Walking Tall” 8 p.m.          TRUTV                        “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4
“Barry’d Treasure” 10 p.m.         SPIKE                         “Hollywood Exes” 9 p.m. VH1      “The Vampire Diaries” 8 p.m.
    A&E                         “Family Guy” 8 p.m. TBS          “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30          ?, L
“Freakshow” 10 p.m. AMC         “Secretly Pregnant” 8 p.m.           p.m. D                       “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D
“Africa” 10 p.m. ANIM              TLC                           “Last of the Summer Wine”        “Cave People of the Himalaya”
“ComicView” 10 p.m. BET         Movie “Sahara” 8 p.m. TMC            9:30 p.m. V                     8 p.m. V
“Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM            “Food Paradise” 8 p.m. TRAV      “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.         “House” 8 p.m. Z
“Dog With a Blog” 10 p.m.       “South Beach Tow” 8 p.m.             A&E                          “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”
    DISN                           TRUTV                         “The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL         8 p.m. ±
“Total Divas” 10 p.m. E!        Movie “Bridesmaids” 8 p.m.       “Trip Flip” 9:30 p.m. TRAV       “The First 48” 8 p.m. A&E
“Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD             USA                           “South Beach Tow” 9:30 p.m.      Movie “Jerry Maguire” 8 p.m.
“Fargo” 10 p.m. FX              “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 8          TRUTV                           AMC
“Last Week Tonight With John       p.m. VH1                      “Mixology” 9:31 p.m. _, *        “North Woods Law” 8 p.m.
    Oliver” 10 p.m. HBO         “Salem” 8 p.m. WGN-A             “Austin & Ally” 9:35 p.m.           ANIM
“House Hunters” 10 p.m.         “Suburgatory” 8:30 p.m. _,           DISN                         “The Real Housewives of At-
    HGTV                           *                             “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.          lanta” 8 p.m. BRAVO
“American Restoration” 10       “30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4                ^                            “That ’70s Show” 8 p.m. CMT
    p.m. HIST                   “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D      “Nashville” 10 p.m. _, *         “Lords of the Car Hoards:
“True Tori” 10 p.m. LIFE        “As Time Goes By” 8:30 p.m.      “Nazi Mega Weapons” 10 p.m.         Kingdom Redone” 8 p.m.
Movie “Dark Shadows” 10            V                                 )                               DSC
    p.m. MAX                    “ComicView” 8:30 p.m. BET        “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10          “A-List Listings” 8 p.m. E!
“Awkward.” 10 p.m. MTV          “That ’70s Show” 8:30 p.m.           p.m. `                       “America’s Best Cook” 8 p.m.
“Nurse Jackie” 10 p.m. SHOW        CMT                           “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10           FOOD
“Ink Master” 10 p.m. SPIKE      “Chrisley Knows Best” 8:30           p.m. .                       “Rehab Addict” 8 p.m. HGTV
“Da Vinci’s Demons” 10 p.m.        p.m. E!                       “Community” 10 p.m. 4            “Pawn Stars” 8 p.m. HIST
    STARZ                       “Baby Daddy” 8:30 p.m. FAM       “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6         Movie “Fool’s Gold” 8 p.m.
“The Little Couple” 10 p.m.     “Veep” 8:30 p.m. HBO             “The Middle” 10 p.m. ?              LIFE
    TLC                         “Family Guy” 8:30 p.m. TBS       “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D             Movie “8 Mile” 8 p.m. MAX
“Inside the NBA” 10 p.m. TNT    “South Beach Tow” 8:30 p.m.      “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H          “Catfish: The TV Show” 8 p.m.
“American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON        TRUTV                         “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10          MTV
“Game On, America” 10 p.m.      “Law & Order: Special Victims        p.m. L                       “Instant Mom” 8 p.m. NICK
    TRAV                           Unit” 9 p.m. #, +             “The Vicar of Dibley” 10 p.m.    Movie “Broadway Idiot: Green
“truTV Top Funniest” 10 p.m.    “Modern Family” 9 p.m. _,            V                               Day on Broadway” 8 p.m.
    TRUTV                          *                             “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.         SHOW
“Playing House” 10 p.m. USA     “NOVA” 9 p.m. )                      Z                            “Family Guy” 8 p.m. TBS
“The Fabulous Life Of...” 10    “CSI: Crime Scene Investiga-     “Burn Notice” 10 p.m. ±          “My Big Fat American Gypsy
    p.m. VH1                       tion” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m.       “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E          Wedding” 8 p.m. TLC
“The People’s Couch” 10:01         %                             Movie “Beethoven’s 2nd” 10       Movie “The Brothers Bloom” 8
    p.m. BRAVO                  “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9           p.m. AMC                        p.m. TMC
“Alaskan Bush People” 10:01        p.m. .                        “River Monsters: Unhooked”       “Castle” 8 p.m. TNT
    p.m. DSC                    “The 100” 9 p.m. ?, L                10 p.m. ANIM                 “King of the Hill” 8 p.m. TOON;
                                “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.     “Flipping Out” 10 p.m. BRAVO        8:30 p.m. TOON
Wednesday                          D                             “Dog With a Blog” 10 p.m.
                                                                     DISN
                                “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.
“American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H        J                             “Marooned” 10 p.m. DSC              Continued on next page
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“Mysteries at the Museum” 8       “Surviving Jack” 9:30 p.m. ^,    “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4                Movie “Under the Tuscan Sun”
    p.m. TRAV                        H                             “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” 8          9 p.m. FAM
“Impractical Jokers” 8 p.m.       “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30           p.m. L; 10 p.m. ?             “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9
    TRUTV                            p.m. D                        “Father Brown” 8 p.m. V               p.m. FOOD
“Law & Order: Special Victims     “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM           “Monk” 8 p.m. Z                   “Game of Thrones” 9 p.m.
    Unit” 8 p.m. USA              “Toy Story Toons” 9:30 p.m.      “Psych” 8 p.m. ±                      HBO
“La La’s Full Court Life” 8          DISN                          “The First 48” 8 p.m. A&E         “Island Hunters” 9 p.m. HGTV
    p.m. VH1                      “The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL      Movie “The Last Samurai” 8        “American Pickers” 9 p.m.
“Two and a Half Men” 8:01         “Silicon Valley” 9:30 p.m. HBO       p.m. AMC                          HIST
    p.m. `; 9:01 p.m. %           “Rehab Addict” 9:30 p.m.         “Tanked” 8 p.m. ANIM              “Celebrity Wife Swap” 9 p.m.
“30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4                HGTV                          “That ’70s Show” 8 p.m. CMT           LIFE
“Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D       “Pawn Stars” 9:30 p.m. HIST      “Futurama” 8 p.m. COM             “Bellator MMA Live” 9 p.m.
“That ’70s Show” 8:30 p.m.        Movie “Step Up Revolution”       Movie “Tangled” 8 p.m. DISN           SPIKE
    CMT                              9:30 p.m. SHOW                “Sons of Guns: Locked and         Movie “All Is Bright” 9 p.m.
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadel-   “Impractical Jokers” 9:30 p.m.       Loaded” 8 p.m. DSC                STARZ
    phia” 8:30 p.m. COM              TRUTV                         “Giuliana & Bill” 8 p.m. E!       “Say Yes to the Dress” 9 p.m.
“The Soup” 8:30 p.m. E!           “Anger Management” 9:31          “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8       TLC
“Rehab Addict” 8:30 p.m.             p.m. FX                           p.m. FOOD                     “Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m.
    HGTV                          “Austin & Ally” 9:40 p.m.        Movie “Bad Teacher” 8 p.m.            TRAV
“Pawn Stars” 8:30 p.m. HIST          DISN                              FX                            “Key & Peele” 9:30 p.m. COM
“See Dad Run” 8:30 p.m. NICK      “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.       Movie “Puppy Love” 8 p.m.         “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
“Cops” 8:30 p.m. SPIKE               ^                                 HALL                              9:30 p.m. FOOD
“Family Guy” 8:30 p.m. TBS        “Black Box” 10 p.m. _, *         “Game of Thrones” 8 p.m.          “Island Hunters” 9:30 p.m.
“Impractical Jokers” 8:30 p.m.    “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10              HBO
                                                                                                         HGTV
    TRUTV                            p.m. `                        “Island Hunters” 8 p.m. HGTV
                                                                   “American Pickers” 8 p.m.         “Say Yes to the Dress: Randy
“Marrying the Game” 8:30          “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10                                              Knows Best” 9:30 p.m. TLC
    p.m. VH1                         p.m. .                            HIST
                                                                   “Celebrity Wife Swap” 8 p.m.      “Midsomer Murders” 9:42
“The Millers” 8:31 p.m. %         “Community” 10 p.m. 4                                                  p.m. V
“Bad Teacher” 8:31 p.m. `;        “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6             LIFE
                                                                   Movie “Scary Movie 3” 8 p.m.      “Austin & Ally” 9:45 p.m.
    9:31 p.m. %                   “The Middle” 10 p.m. ?
                                  “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D                 MTV                               DISN
“American Idol” 9 p.m. ^, H                                                                          “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.
“American Comedy Awards” 9        “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H          “Sam & Cat” 8 p.m. NICK
                                  “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10       Movie “Django Unchained” 8            ^
    p.m. #, +                                                                                        “The Silk Road Ensemble With
“Grey’s Anatomy” 9 p.m. _,           p.m. L                            p.m. SHOW
                                  “Over Hawai’i” 10 p.m. V         “Cops” 8 p.m. SPIKE; 8:30             Yo-Yo Ma: Live From Tangle-
    *                                                                                                    wood” 10 p.m. )
“Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9        “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.          p.m. SPIKE
                                     Z                             “WWE Friday Night Smack-          “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10
    p.m. .                                                                                               p.m. `
“Reign” 9 p.m. ?, L               “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ±           Down!” 8 p.m. SYFY
                                  “Alaska: The Last Frontier” 10   Movie “Anchorman: The Leg-        “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10
“The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.                                                                             p.m. .
    D                                p.m. ANIM                         end of Ron Burgundy” 8
                                  “FNA USA” 10 p.m. CMT                p.m. TBS                      “Community” 10 p.m. 4
“Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.
                                  “Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM             “My Big Fat American Gypsy        “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6
    J
                                  “Fast N’ Loud” 10 p.m. DSC           Wedding” 8 p.m. TLC           “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H
“Nature” 9 p.m. V
“House” 9 p.m. Z                  “Keeping Up With the Kar-        Movie “The Impossible” 8 p.m.     “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”       dashians” 10 p.m. E!              TMC                               p.m. L
    9 p.m. ±                      “Beat Bobby Flay” 10 p.m.        Movie “Training Day” 8 p.m.       “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.
“The First 48” 9 p.m. A&E            FOOD                              TNT                               Z
“Rocky Mountain Bounty            “Game of Thrones” 10 p.m.        “Dead Files Revisited” 8 p.m.     “Psych” 10 p.m. ±
                                     HBO                               TRAV                          “The First 48” 10 p.m. A&E
    Hunters” 9 p.m. ANIM                                           “Check, Please! Bay Area”
“The Real Housewives of At-       “House Hunters” 10 p.m.                                            “Tanked” 10 p.m. ANIM
                                     HGTV                              8:30 p.m. )                   “ComicView” 10 p.m. BET
    lanta” 9 p.m. BRAVO                                            “30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4
“FNA USA” 9 p.m. CMT              “Pawn Stars” 10 p.m. HIST                                          “Key & Peele” 10 p.m. COM
                                  Movie “A Walk to Remember”       “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”        “Boss Hog” 10 p.m. DSC
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadel-                                        8:30 p.m. L
    phia” 9 p.m. COM                 10 p.m. LIFE                                                    “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
                                  Movie “Mama” 10 p.m. MAX         “That ’70s Show” 8:30 p.m.            10 p.m. FOOD
“Jessie” 9 p.m. DISN                                                   CMT
“Fast N’ Loud” 9 p.m. DSC         “The Challenge: Free Agents”                                       Movie “Meet My Mom” 10
                                     10 p.m. MTV                   “Futurama” 8:30 p.m. COM              p.m. HALL
“Keeping Up With the Kar-                                          “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
    dashians” 9 p.m. E!           “Gypsy Sisters” 10 p.m. TLC                                        “Real Time With Bill Maher”
                                  Movie “Chuck & Buck” 10              8:30 p.m. FOOD                    10 p.m. HBO
Movie “Step Up 3” 9 p.m. FAM                                       “Island Hunters” 8:30 p.m.
“Chopped Canada” 9 p.m.              p.m. TMC                                                        “House Hunters” 10 p.m.
                                  “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON          HGTV                              HGTV
    FOOD                                                           Movie “Vehicle 19” 8:30 p.m.
“Saint George” 9 p.m. FX          “Mysteries at the Museum”                                          “American Pickers” 10 p.m.
                                     10 p.m. TRAV                      MAX                               HIST
“The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL                                           “The Thundermans” 8:30 p.m.
“Veep” 9 p.m. HBO                 “Impractical Jokers: Inside                                        “Relative Insanity” 10 p.m.
                                     Jokes” 10 p.m. TRUTV              NICK
“Rehab Addict” 9 p.m. HGTV                                                                               LIFE
                                  “Modern Family” 10 p.m. USA      “How I Met Your Mother” 8:30
“Pawn Stars” 9 p.m. HIST                                               p.m. WGN-A                    Movie “The Incredible Burt
                                  “Parks and Recreation” 10                                              Wonderstone” 10 p.m. MAX
“The Challenge: Free Agents”                                       “Death in Paradise” 8:46 p.m.
                                     p.m. WGN-A                                                      “Continuum” 10 p.m. SYFY
    9 p.m. MTV                                                         V
                                  “The Killer Speaks” 10:01                                          Movie “The Change-Up” 10
“iMPACT Wrestling” 9 p.m.                                          “Grimm” 9 p.m. #, D
                                     p.m. A&E                                                            p.m. TBS
    SPIKE                         Movie “The Proposal” 10:02       “Shark Tank” 9 p.m. _, *
Movie “Fright Night” 9 p.m.                                        “Secrets of the Dead” 9 p.m.      “I Found the Gown” 10 p.m.
                                     p.m. FX                                                             TLC
    SYFY                          “Castle” 10:02 p.m. TNT              )
“My Big Fat American Gypsy                                         “Blue Bloods” 9 p.m. `; 10        Movie “Blue Caprice” 10 p.m.
                                  “Dog With a Blog” 10:05 p.m.                                           TMC
    Wedding” 9 p.m. TLC              DISN                              p.m. %
“Mysteries at the Museum” 9                                        “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9        “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON
    p.m. TRAV                                                          p.m. .                        “The Dead Files” 10 p.m.
“Impractical Jokers” 9 p.m.       Friday                           “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.         TRAV
    TRUTV                         “24: Live Another Day” 8 p.m.        J                             Movie “Caddyshack” 10 p.m.
“Law & Order: Special Victims        ^, H                          “Hart of Dixie” 9 p.m. L              VH1
    Unit” 9 p.m. USA              “Dateline NBC” 8 p.m. #, D       “Monk” 9 p.m. Z                   “Parks and Recreation” 10
Movie “Boyz N the Hood” 9         “Unforgettable” 8 p.m. %         “Psych” 9 p.m. ±                      p.m. WGN-A
    p.m. VH1                      “Shark Tank” 8 p.m. _, *         “The First 48” 9 p.m. A&E         “Hannibal” 10:01 p.m. #, +
“Elementary” 9:01 p.m. `;         “KQED Newsroom” 8 p.m. )         “Tanked” 9 p.m. ANIM              “20/20” 10:01 p.m. _, *
    10:01 p.m. %                  “Hawaii Five-0” 8 p.m. `; 9      “Key & Peele” 9 p.m. COM          “The Big Bang Theory” 10:01
“Castle” 9:01 p.m. TNT               p.m. %                        “Sons of Guns” 9 p.m. DSC             p.m. D
“Masterpiece Mystery!” 9:26       “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.     “Fashion Police” 9 p.m. E!; 10    “Dog With a Blog” 10:10 p.m.
    p.m. )                           .                                 p.m. E!                           DISN
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                                                     Bay Area Sports
                                                                                                           played. (CC)
Saturday                                                                                                   12:30 a.m.
                                                                May 3-10
                                                                                                           CSNBA MLB Baseball San
7 a.m.                                                                                                     Francisco Giants at Atlanta
NBCSP English Premier                                                                                      Braves. From Turner Field in At-
League Soccer Manchester                                                                                   lanta. (HD)
United FC vs Sunderland AFC.       MLB                                 Tuesday CSNBA (Live) (HD);
                                                                                                           ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nation-
                                      Oakland: Boston Red Sox.
From Old Trafford in Trafford,                                         9:30 a.m. Wednesday CSNBA           wide Series: Aaron’s 312. From
Greater Manchester, England.                                           (Live) (HD); Los Angeles            Talladega Superspeedway in
(HD) (Live)                        10:30 a.m. Saturday 10:30                                               Talladega, Ala. (Same-day Tape)
                                                                       Dodgers. 7 p.m. Thursday
8 a.m.                             a.m. CSNC (Live) (HD); Sunday                                           (HD)
                                                                       CSNBA (Live) (HD); 7 p.m. Fri-
CSNBA MLB Baseball San             CSNC (Live) (HD); Seattle
Francisco Giants at Atlanta        Mariners. 7 p.m. Monday             day + (Live) (HD); 1 p.m. May       1 a.m.
                                                                                                           CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland
Braves. From Turner Field in At-   CSNC (Live) (HD); 7 p.m. Tues-      10 CSNBA FS1 (Live) (HD) (CC)       Athletics at Boston Red Sox.
lanta. (HD)                        day CSNC (Live) (HD); Washing-                                          From Fenway Park in Boston.
FS1 ARCA Series Racing Tal-
                                   ton Nationals. 7 p.m. Friday        MLS                                 (HD)
                                                                          San Jose: Vancouver White-
ladega. From Talladega Super-
                                   CSNC (Live) (HD); 6 p.m. May                                            FS1 Boxing Golden Boy Live:
speedway in Alabama. (HD)
                                                                                                           Ishe Smith vs. Ryan Davis.
                                      San Francisco: Atlanta
(Live) (CC)                        10 CSNC (Live) (HD)                 caps. 4 p.m. Saturday CSNC          From Las Vegas. (HD) (CC)
9 a.m.                                                                 (Live)                              1:30 a.m.
CNBC English Premier League        Braves. 4 p.m. Saturday
                                   CSNBA (Live) (HD); 10:30 a.m.                                           L The Tim McCarver Show
Soccer Everton FC vs Manches-                                          College softball                    (CC)
                                                                         Stanford: UCLA. Noon Sun-
ter City FC. From Goodison Park    Sunday CSNBA (Live) (HD);
in Liverpool, Merseyside, Eng-     Pittsburgh Pirates. 4 p.m. Mon-                                         3:30 a.m.
land. (Live)                       day CSNBA (Live) (HD); 4 p.m.       day ESPN (Live) (HD)                F Coach Woodard Show
9:30 a.m.                                                                                                  GOLF European PGA Tour Golf
# + NHL Hockey Conference                                                                                  The Championship, Final
Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD)                                                                                 Round. From South Korea.
                                   (Live)                              ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.          (Same-day Tape) (HD)
(Live) (CC)
                                   1:30 p.m.                           (HD) (Live)                         4 a.m.
10 a.m.                            FS1 College Lacrosse Big East       TNT NBA Basketball Teams            FS1 MotoGP Racing World
^ H NASCAR Racing Sprint                                               TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                   Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.                                           Championship: Grand Prix of
Cup: Aaron’s 499, Qualifying.
Featuring the competitive
                                   From Philadelphia. (HD) (Live)      6:30 p.m.                           Spain. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                   (CC)                                GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Far-       5:30 a.m.
“knockout” system where race
cars will be on the track at the   2 p.m.                              go Championship, Third Round.       NBCSP English Premier
same time. (HD) (Live) (CC)        CSNC Tennis PowerShares Se-         Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy,       League Soccer Arsenal FC vs
ESPN2 College Baseball LSU         ries: Houston. Agassi, Roddick,     Justin Rose, Rickie Fowler,         West Bromwich Albion FC. From
at Texas A&M. (Live)               Courier and Blake. From Hous-       Dustin Johnson and Lee West-        Emirates Stadium in London,
FS1 MLB Baseball St. Louis         ton.                                wood are expected to compete.       England. (HD) (Live)
Cardinals at Chicago Cubs.                                             From Charlotte, N.C. (HD)
                                   3 p.m.
From Wrigley Field in Chicago.     NBCSP Auto Racing Rally             7:30 p.m.
(HD) (Live) (CC)                   America National Champi-            FS1 Motorcycle Racing Mon-          Sunday
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Far-      onship: 100 Acre Wood Rally.        ster Energy Supercross: Las Ve-     6 a.m.
go Championship, Third Round.      The Rally in the 100 Acre Wood      gas. (HD) (Live) (CC)               FS1 Motorcycle Racing Nation-
Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy,      is a race with twists and turns     8 p.m.                              al Arenacross Series - Albu-
Justin Rose, Rickie Fowler,        to test every driver’s ability.     CSNBA Boxing Milton Santiago        querque. (HD) (CC)
Dustin Johnson and Lee West-       (Taped) (HD)                        Jr. vs. Moses Molina. From the
wood are expected to compete.                                                                              7 a.m.
                                   3:30 p.m.                           National Guard Armory in            FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint
From Charlotte, N.C. (HD) (Live)                                       Philadelphia. (Taped)
                                   GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-                                              Cup: Aaron’s 499, Qualifying.
10:30 a.m.                         ons: Insperity Invitational, Sec-   CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland           Featuring the competitive
CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland          ond Round. From The Wood-           Athletics at Boston Red Sox.        “knockout” system where race
Athletics at Boston Red Sox.       lands, Texas. (Same-day Tape)       From Fenway Park in Boston.         cars will be on the track at the
From Fenway Park in Boston.        (HD)                                (HD)                                same time. (HD) (CC)
(HD) (Live)                                                            NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-
                                   4 p.m.                              ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.          8 a.m.
11 a.m.                            _ In Depth with Graham              (HD) (Live)                         . República Deportiva (HD)
% ` Beyond the Green (CC)          Bensinger Graham travels to                                             NBCSP English Premier
11:30 a.m.                         Auckland, New Zealand to            9 p.m.                              League Soccer Chelsea FC vs
^ EA Sports Game Time              speak with caddy Steve              R Campeón Azteca                    Norwich City FC. From Stamford
America’s top pro athletes in-     Williams.                           SPIKE GLORY 16: Denver GLO-         Bridge in London, England. (HD)
teract with young fans and up-     R Tiempo de Goles                   RY Kickboxing is live from Den-     (Live)
coming athletes. (CC)              CSNBA MLB Baseball San              ver. Nieky Holzken takes on
                                   Francisco Giants at Atlanta         Marc de Bonte. (HD)                 9 a.m.
% ` Beyond the Green (CC)                                                                                  % ` 2014 Supercross Sea-
                                   Braves. From Turner Field in At-    10 p.m.
Noon                               lanta. (HD) (Live)                                                      son in Review (HD) (CC)
% ` PGA Tour Golf Wells Far-                                           CSNC MLS Soccer San Jose
                                   CSNC MLS Soccer San Jose            Earthquakes at Vancouver            9:30 a.m.
go Championship, Third Round.      Earthquakes at Vancouver                                                ^ H NASCAR Racing Sprint
From the Quail Hollow Club in                                          Whitecaps FC. From BC Place
                                   Whitecaps FC. From BC Place         Stadium in Vancouver, B.C.          Cup: Aaron’s 499. From Tal-
Charlotte, N.C. (HD) (Live) (CC)   Stadium in Vancouver, B.C.                                              ladega Superspeedway in Tal-
_ * World of X Games (HD)          (Live)                              10:30 p.m.                          ladega, Ala. (HD) (Live) (CC)
(CC)                               FS1 MLB Baseball Detroit            ^ (:45) Sportswrap Host Joe         _ * NBA Countdown (HD)
ESPN NASCAR Racing Nation-         Tigers at Kansas City Royals.       Fonzi. (HD) (CC)                    (Live)
wide Series: Aaron’s 312. From     From Kauffman Stadium in            ESPN2 NBA Basketball Teams          . Fútbol Central Noticias e in-
Talladega Superspeedway in         Kansas City, Mo. (HD) (Live)        TBA. (HD) (CC)                      formación de los partidos de
Talladega, Ala. (HD) (Live)        (CC)
GOLF LPGA Tour Golf North                                              11 p.m.                             fútbol del día. (HD)
                                   4:30 p.m.                           ¨ Full Frame                        . (:50) Fútbol Mexicano
Texas Shootout, Third Round.                                                                               Primera División Partidos de la
From Irving, Texas. (HD) (Live)    R Deportips Entrevistas con         11:30 p.m.
                                   grandes figuras del deporte                                             liga MX. (HD) (En Vivo)
1 p.m.                                                                 GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-          ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing Lu-
                                   mundial.                            ons: Insperity Invitational, Sec-
# + 140th Kentucky Derby           ESPN College Softball Florida                                           cas Oil Series. From Baytown,
From Churchill Downs in                                                ond Round. From The Wood-           Texas. (Taped) (HD)
                                   at Arkansas. (HD) (Live)            lands, Texas. (HD)
Louisville, Ky. (HD) (Live) (CC)                                                                           10 a.m.
_ * 2014 Draft Academy             5 p.m.                              Midnight
                                   : Horse Racing                                                          % ` Bull Riding PBR Built
Spotlighting the top NFL Draft                                         CSNC Heartland Poker Tour           Ford Tough Rumble in the Rock-
prospects. (HD)                    R Lucha Azteca                      The final six contestants com-
NBCSP College Rugby Varsity        5:30 p.m.                           pete in the Main Event with
Cup. From Salt Lake City. (HD)     NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-            analysis of each hand that is          Continued on next page
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ies. From Colorado Springs,         Anaheim, Calif. (HD) (Live)          4 a.m.                              Francisco Giants at Pittsburgh
Colo. (Taped) (CC)                  GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-           NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-            Pirates. From PNC Park in Pitts-
_ * NBA Basketball First            ons: Insperity Invitational, Final   ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.          burgh. (HD)
Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)       Round. From The Woodlands,           (HD)
(CC)                                Texas. (Same-day Tape) (HD)                                              1 a.m.
ESPN College Softball Florida                                                                                CSNC MLB Baseball Seattle
                                    4:30 p.m.
at Arkansas. (HD) (Live)            CSNC Surfing Blowsion Surf           Monday                              Mariners at Oakland Athletics.
                                                                                                             From O.co Coliseum in Oak-
FS1 United SportsCar Champi-        Slam: IFWA Freeride World            7 a.m.
onship Laguna Seca. (HD)                                                                                     land, Calif. (HD)
                                    Championship Tour. (Taped)           FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint
(Live) (CC)                         NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-             Cup: Aaron’s 499. From Tal-         4 a.m.
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Far-       ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.           ladega Superspeedway in Tal-        NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-
go Championship, Final Round.       (HD) (Live)                          ladega, Ala. (Taped) (HD) (CC)      ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.
Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy,                                                                                (HD)
Justin Rose, Rickie Fowler,         5 p.m.                               8 a.m.
Dustin Johnson and Lee West-        : Horse Racing                       GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-
                                    ESPN MLB Baseball St. Louis          ons: Insperity Invitational, Sec-
wood are expected to compete.
From Charlotte, N.C. (HD) (Live)    Cardinals at Chicago Cubs.           ond Round. From The Wood-
                                                                                                             Tuesday
                                    From Wrigley Field in Chicago.       lands, Texas. (HD)                  11:30 a.m.
10:30 a.m.                          (HD) (Live)                                                              NBCSP (:45) English Premier
CSNBA MLB Baseball San                                                   10:30 a.m.
                                    6 p.m.                               GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Far-       League Soccer Manchester
Francisco Giants at Atlanta                                                                                  United FC vs Hull City AFC.
Braves. From Turner Field in At-    FS1 World Poker Tour: Alpha8         go Championship, Final Round.
                                    London, Day 2. (Taped) (HD)          Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy,       From Old Trafford in Trafford,
lanta. (HD) (Live)
CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland           (CC)                                 Justin Rose, Rickie Fowler,         Greater Manchester, England.
Athletics at Boston Red Sox.        6:30 p.m.                            Dustin Johnson and Lee West-        (HD) (Live)
From Fenway Park in Boston.         GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Far-        wood are expected to compete.       Noon
(HD) (Live)                         go Championship, Final Round.        From Charlotte, N.C. (HD)           CSNC MLB Baseball Seattle
11 a.m.                             Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy,        Noon                                Mariners at Oakland Athletics.
# + Equestrian Rolex Cham-          Justin Rose, Rickie Fowler,          NBCSP English Premier               From O.co Coliseum in Oak-
pionships. From Lexington, Ky.      Dustin Johnson and Lee West-         League Soccer Crystal Palace        land, Calif. (HD)
(Taped) (HD) (CC)                   wood are expected to compete.        FC vs Liverpool FC. From Sel-
                                    From Charlotte, N.C. (HD)            hurst Park in London, England.      4 p.m.
% ` PGA Tour 2014: Im-                                                                                       CSNBA MLB Baseball San
prints (CC)                         7 p.m.                               (HD) (Live)
                                                                                                             Francisco Giants at Pittsburgh
11:30 a.m.                          NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-             2 p.m.                              Pirates. From PNC Park in Pitts-
                                    ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.           CSNC MLS Soccer Columbus
NBCSP English Premier                                                                                        burgh. (HD) (Live)
                                    (HD) (Live)                          Crew at Sporting Kansas City.
League Soccer (HD)                                                                                           FS1 World Poker Tour: Alpha8
                                    10 p.m.                              From Sporting Park in Kansas
Noon                                                                     City, Kan.                          London, Day 2. (HD) (CC)
                                    R DeporTV América
# + NHL Hockey Conference                                                                                    4:30 p.m.
Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD)
                                    ESPN2 NBA Basketball Teams           4 p.m.
                                    TBA. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)       CSNBA MLB Baseball San              NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-
(Live) (CC)                         NBCSP English Premier                                                    ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.
% ` PGA Tour Golf Wells Far-                                             Francisco Giants at Pittsburgh
                                    League Soccer (HD)                   Pirates. From PNC Park in Pitts-    (HD) (Live)
go Championship, Final Round.
From the Quail Hollow Club in       10:30 p.m.                           burgh. (HD) (Live)                  5 p.m.
Charlotte, N.C. (HD) (Live) (CC)    ^ (:45) Sportswrap Host Joe          CSNC Tennis PowerShares Se-         TNT NBA Basketball Teams
ESPN College Softball Stanford      Fonzi. (HD) (CC)                     ries: Houston. Agassi, Roddick,     TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
at UCLA. (HD) (Live)                                                     Courier and Blake. From Hous-
                                    11 p.m.                              ton.                                7 p.m.
GOLF LPGA Tour Golf North           J Central Deportiva                                                      CSNC MLB Baseball Seattle
                                                                         ESPN MLB Baseball St. Louis
Texas Shootout, Final Round.
From Irving, Texas. (HD) (Live)     11:30 p.m.                           Cardinals at Atlanta Braves.        Mariners at Oakland Athletics.
                                    % Game Day With Dennis O’-           From Turner Field in Atlanta.       From O.co Coliseum in Oak-
12:30 p.m.                          Donnell Weekend sports wrap-         (HD) (Live)                         land, Calif. (HD) (Live)
_ * NBA Basketball First            up. (HD)                             4:30 p.m.                           NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-
Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)       * (:35) Sports Extra Breaking        NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-            ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.
(CC)                                sports news, analysis, opinion       ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.          (HD) (Live)
FS1 Motorcycle Racing Nation-       and special features and pro-        (HD) (Live)
al Arenacross Series: Hidalgo.      files. Hosted by Bryan May and                                           7:30 p.m.
(Taped) (HD) (CC)                   Ryan Yamamoto. (CC)                  5 p.m.                              TNT NBA Basketball Teams
                                    GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-           TNT NBA Basketball Teams            TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
1 p.m.                                                                   TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
R Pasión Deportiva                  ons: Insperity Invitational, Final                                       10 p.m.
NBCSP MLS Soccer Columbus           Round. From The Woodlands,           7 p.m.                              NBCSP English Premier
Crew at Sporting Kansas City.       Texas. (HD)                          CSNC MLB Baseball Seattle           League Soccer (HD)
From Sporting Park in Kansas        Midnight                             Mariners at Oakland Athletics.
City, Kan. (HD) (Live)              ESPN2 MLB Baseball St. Louis         From O.co Coliseum in Oak-          11:30 p.m.
                                                                         land, Calif. (HD) (Live)            R Deporte Caliente
2 p.m.                              Cardinals at Chicago Cubs.
                                    From Wrigley Field in Chicago.       NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-            Midnight
^ XTERRA USA Champi-                                                     ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.
onship (HD) (CC)                    (Same-day Tape) (HD)                                                     FS1 United SportsCar Champi-
                                    FS1 Auto Racing FIA World En-        (HD) (Live)                         onship Laguna Seca. (HD)
D EA Sports Game Time
CSNC Skiing USSA Alpine             durance Championship: Eng-           7:30 p.m.                           (Live) (CC)
                                    land. (Same-day Tape) (HD)           TNT NBA Basketball Teams
Championships. (Taped)
                                    (CC)                                 TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                                                                                             12:30 a.m.
2:30 p.m.                                                                                                    CSNBA MLB Baseball San
FS1 United SportsCar Champi-        12:30 a.m.                           10 p.m.                             Francisco Giants at Pittsburgh
onship Laguna Seca. (HD)            CSNBA MLB Baseball San               NBCSP English Premier               Pirates. From PNC Park in Pitts-
(Live) (CC)                         Francisco Giants at Atlanta          League Soccer (HD)                  burgh. (HD)
                                    Braves. From Turner Field in At-
3 p.m.                              lanta. (HD)                          11:30 p.m.                          1 a.m.
^ XTERRA World Champi-              ESPN NBA Basketball Teams            R Deporte Caliente                  CSNC MLB Baseball Seattle
onship (HD) (CC)                    TBA. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)       Midnight                            Mariners at Oakland Athletics.
# The Tim McCarver Show                                                  ESPN MLB Baseball St. Louis         From O.co Coliseum in Oak-
(CC)
                                    1 a.m.                               Cardinals at Atlanta Braves.
                                    CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland                                                land, Calif. (HD)
% The American Athlete                                                   From Turner Field in Atlanta.
Shaquille O’Neal; Gail Devers;
                                    Athletics at Boston Red Sox.
                                                                         (HD)                                4 a.m.
                                    From Fenway Park in Boston.                                              NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-
Reggie Jackson. (CC)                (HD)                                 FS1 Motorcycle Racing Mon-
                                                                         ster Energy Supercross: Las Ve-     ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.
4 p.m.                              FS1 MotoGP Racing World
                                                                         gas. (HD) (CC)                      (HD)
ESPN2 Arena Football                Championship: Grand Prix of
Spokane Shock at Los Angeles        Spain. (Same-day Tape) (HD)          12:30 a.m.
Kiss. From the Honda Center in      (CC)                                 CSNBA MLB Baseball San                 Continued on next page
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                                   1 a.m.                           Francisco Giants at Los Ange-      (HD) (Live)
                                                                    les Dodgers. From Dodger Sta-
Wednesday                          CSNC MLB Baseball Seattle
                                   Mariners at Oakland Athletics.   dium in Los Angeles. (HD)
                                                                                                       5 p.m.
                                                                                                       CSNC Heartland Poker Tour
7 a.m.                             Game 2 of a doubleheader.        1 a.m.                             The final six contestants com-
FS1 Motorcycle Racing Mon-         (HD)                             ESPN2 NBA Basketball Teams         pete in the Main Event with
ster Energy Supercross: Las Ve-
gas. (HD) (CC)                     4 a.m.                           TBA. (HD) (CC)                     analysis of each hand that is
                                   NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-         4 a.m.                             played. (CC)
9:30 a.m.                          ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.       NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-           ESPN NBA Basketball Teams
CSNBA MLB Baseball San             (HD)                             ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.         TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
Francisco Giants at Pittsburgh
Pirates. From PNC Park in Pitts-
                                                                    (HD)                               5:30 p.m.
burgh. (HD) (Live)                 Thursday                         5 a.m.                             FS1 NASCAR Racing Camping
                                                                                                       World Truck Series: Kansas.
                                                                    NBCSP Formula One Racing
11:30 a.m.                         10 a.m.                          Gran Premio de España, Prac-       From Kansas Speedway in
CSNC Surfing Blowsion Surf         GOLF PGA Tour Golf The Play-     tice. From Circuit de Barcelona-   Kansas City, Kansas. (HD)
Slam: IFWA Freeride World          ers Championship, First Round.   Catalunya in Catalunya, Spain.     (Live) (CC)
Championship Tour.                 From Tournament Players Club     (HD) (Live)
NBCSP (:45) English Premier        at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra                                          6 p.m.
League Soccer Manchester City      Beach, Fla. (HD) (Live)                                             GOLF PGA Tour Golf The Play-
                                                                                                       ers Championship, Second
FC vs Aston Villa FC. From Eti-    Noon                             Friday                             Round. From Tournament Play-
had Stadium in Manchester,         CSNC MLB Baseball Seattle
England. (HD) (Live)               Mariners at Oakland Athletics.
                                                                    8 a.m.                             ers Club at Sawgrass in Ponte
                                                                    FS1 Motorcycle Racing Nation-      Vedra Beach, Fla. (HD)
12:30 p.m.                         Game 2 of a doubleheader.        al Arenacross Series: Hidalgo.
CSNC MLB Baseball Seattle          (HD)                             (HD) (CC)
                                                                                                       7 p.m.
Mariners at Oakland Athletics.     2 p.m.                                                              + MLB Baseball San Francis-
From O.co Coliseum in Oak-         CSNC English Premier League
                                                                    9 a.m.                             co Giants at Los Angeles
                                                                    FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint           Dodgers. From Dodger Stadium
land, Calif. (HD) (Live)           Soccer Arsenal FC vs West        Cup: Kansas, Practice. From
                                   Bromwich Albion FC. From Emi-                                       in Los Angeles. (Live)
4 p.m.                             rates Stadium in London, Eng-
                                                                    Kansas Speedway in Kansas          ? MLB Baseball San Francis-
CSNC MLB Baseball Seattle                                           City, Kan. (HD) (Live) (CC)        co Giants at Los Angeles
Mariners at Oakland Athletics.     land.
                                                                    10 a.m.                            Dodgers. From Dodger Stadium
Game 2 of a doubleheader.          4 p.m.                           GOLF PGA Tour Golf The Play-       in Los Angeles. (HD) (Live)
(HD) (Live)                        FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint         ers Championship, Second           CSNC MLB Baseball Washing-
TNT NBA Basketball Teams           Cup: Aaron’s 499. From Tal-      Round. From Tournament Play-       ton Nationals at Oakland Athlet-
TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)              ladega Superspeedway in Tal-     ers Club at Sawgrass in Ponte      ics. From O.co Coliseum in
                                   ladega, Ala. (HD) (CC)                                              Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live)
4:30 p.m.                                                           Vedra Beach, Fla. (HD) (Live)
NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-           4:30 p.m.                        10:30 a.m.                         7:30 p.m.
ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.         NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-                                            ESPN NBA Basketball Teams
                                   ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.       FS1 NASCAR Racing K&N Pro
(HD) (Live)                                                         Series: Stockton. K&N West         TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                   (HD) (Live)
5 p.m.                                                              racing action from Stockton 99     9:30 p.m.
ESPN MLB Baseball Chicago          5 p.m.                           Speedway. (Taped) (HD) (CC)        : Mission: Brasil
Cubs at Chicago White Sox.         CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)       NBCSP Hockey 2014 IIHF
From U.S. Cellular Field in        ESPN2 NBA Basketball Teams       World Championship: Group B,       11:30 p.m.
Chicago. (HD) (Live) (CC)          TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)            Belarus vs. USA. (HD) (Live)       R Deporte Caliente
6:30 p.m.                          6 p.m.                           11:30 a.m.                         Midnight
TNT NBA Basketball Teams           GOLF PGA Tour Golf The Play-     FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint           ESPN NBA Basketball Teams
TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)              ers Championship, First Round.   Cup: Kansas, Final Practice.       TBA. (HD) (CC)
                                   From Tournament Players Club     From Kansas Speedway in            FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint
7:30 p.m.                          at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra       Kansas City, Kan. (HD) (Live)      Cup: Kansas, Practice. From
CSNBA MLS Soccer Colorado          Beach, Fla. (HD)                 (CC)                               Kansas Speedway in Kansas
Rapids at San Jose Earth-                                                                              City, Kan. (HD) (CC)
quakes. From Buck Shaw Stadi-      7 p.m.                           1:30 p.m.
                                   CSNBA MLB Baseball San           FS1 NASCAR Racing Camping          12:30 a.m.
um in Santa Clara, Calif. (Live)
                                   Francisco Giants at Los Ange-    World Truck Series: Kansas,        CSNBA MLB Baseball San
8 p.m.                             les Dodgers. From Dodger Sta-    Qualifying. From Kansas Speed-     Francisco Giants at Los Ange-
CSNC English Premier League        dium in Los Angeles. (HD)        way in Kansas City, Kansas.        les Dodgers. From Dodger Sta-
Soccer Arsenal FC vs West          (Live)                           (HD) (Live) (CC)                   dium in Los Angeles. (Same-
Bromwich Albion FC. From Emi-      7:30 p.m.                                                           day Tape)
rates Stadium in London, Eng-                                       2 p.m.
                                   ESPN2 NBA Basketball Teams       CSNC Skiing USSA Alpine            1 a.m.
land. (Taped)                      TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)            Championships.                     CSNC MLB Baseball Washing-
9:30 p.m.                          8 p.m.                           3 p.m.                             ton Nationals at Oakland Athlet-
NBCSP Rugby Sevens World           CSNC MLS Soccer Colorado                                            ics. From O.co Coliseum in
Series, Round 8. From Scot-                                         CSNBA MLB Baseball San
                                   Rapids at San Jose Earth-        Francisco Giants at Los Ange-      Oakland, Calif. (HD)
stoun Stadium in Glasgow,          quakes. From Buck Shaw Stadi-                                       ESPN2 NBA Basketball Teams
Scotland. (Taped) (HD)                                              les Dodgers. From Dodger Sta-
                                   um in Santa Clara, Calif.        dium in Los Angeles. (HD)          TBA. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)
11:30 p.m.                         (Taped)                          CSNC Tennis PowerShares Se-        1:30 a.m.
R Deporte Caliente                 11:30 p.m.                       ries: Salt Lake City. Sampras,     FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint
Midnight                           R Deporte Caliente               McEnroe, Courier and Blake.        Cup: Kansas, Qualifying. From
ESPN MLB Baseball Chicago          Midnight                         From Salt Lake City. (Taped)       Kansas Speedway in Kansas
Cubs at Chicago White Sox.         ESPN NBA Basketball Teams        3:30 p.m.                          City, Kan. (HD) (CC)
From U.S. Cellular Field in        TBA. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)   FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint           5 a.m.
Chicago. (HD) (CC)                 FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint         Cup: Kansas, Qualifying. From      NBCSP Formula One Racing
12:30 a.m.                         Cup: Aaron’s 499. From Tal-      Kansas Speedway in Kansas          Grand Prix of Spain, Qualifying.
CSNBA MLB Baseball San             ladega Superspeedway in Tal-     City, Kan. (HD) (Live) (CC)        Fifth round of the World Cham-
Francisco Giants at Pittsburgh     ladega, Ala. (HD) (CC)           4:30 p.m.                          pionship. From Circuit de
Pirates. From PNC Park in Pitts-   12:30 a.m.                       NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-           Barcelona-Catalunya in
burgh. (HD)                        CSNBA MLB Baseball San           ence Semifinal: Teams TBA.         Barcelona, Spain. (HD) (Live)
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               ) Peg           Cat in the Tiger         Caillou    Rhythm Cooking Check                Mexico      Simply      Pépin      Kitchen Cook’s
               * News 10 6am               Good Morning            News 10 8am             Hanna       Ocean       Explore Rescue         Wildlife     Expedition
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               ` CBS This Morning          Lucky Dog Dr. Chris Recipe          J. Oliverr All In       Changers Patsy          Anti-Aging Beyond Beyond
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              AMC Rawhide (TVPG)           Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman McCabe and Mrs. Miller (R) ››› Premiere. (HD)                       Speed (HD)
              ANIM Cats 101 (TVPG)         Cats 101 (TVPG)         America’s Cutest        America’s Cutest        Bad Dog! (TVPG)        Bad Dog! (TVPG)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                           Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends (10:12)    Girlfriends Girlfriends
            BRAVO Flipping Out (TVPG) Flipping Out (6:58)          Housewives/NYC          Housewives/NYC          Housewives/OC          Housewives/OC
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Social (TVPG)      Hot 20 Countdown (N)
             CNBC SHARK! Total Gym Cook Safe Explore Cook Safe Cancer                      English Premier League Soccer Everton FC vs Manchester City FC.
              CNN Smerconish (N)           CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                                                                          Your Mney Newsroom
              COM Shaun T’s 10 Minute Paid Prog. T25               Futurama Galaxy Quest (PG, ‘99) ››› (Tim Allen) (HD)                   National-European
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             CSPN Washington Journal Washington This Week                                  Washington This Week                           Washington This
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             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                                                           NASCAR
             ESPN2 Combine Spec            30 for 30 (HD)                                  SportsCenter Special College Baseball LSU at Texas A&M. (N)
              FAM 21 Day Fix Paid Prog. Hotel for Dogs (PG, ‘09) ›› (HD)                   Nanny McPhee (PG, ‘05) ›› (HD)                 Nanny McPhee
              FNC FOX & Friends            Bulls        Business Forbes        Cashin’ In America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour.                    News HQ
             FOOD Meals!       Skincare Sand.           Guy’s      Be.- Made Best Thing Trisha’s Pioneer Pioneer Farm                     The Kitchen (N) (TVG)
                FX Backyard T25            Ellen        Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Green Lantern (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Ryan Reynolds) (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls
              HIST PAIN        Paid Prog. Swamp People (TV14) Swamp People (TV14) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC)
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              MTV Being Catelynn           Being Farrah (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) 16 and Pregnant                        16 and Pregnant
              NICK Hang.       Hang.       Penguins Parents Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sanjay                                Bread        Sponge.
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              OXY Cancer       Paid Prog. Sheer         21 Day Fix Can’t Hardly Wait (PG-13, ‘98) ›› (CC)          Spice World (PG, ‘97) › Premiere. (CC)
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             TOON Looney Looney Tenkai                  BeyWar. Pokémon Johnny T Johnny T Johnny T Tom/Jerry Tom/Jerry Scooby-Doo 2
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              DISN Henry       Mickey      Wil. West Doc McSt. Pirates         Sofia       Jessie      Austin      Jessie      I Didn’t   Jessie       Austin
              ENC Lost in Space (6:05) (PG-13) ›› (William Hurt)               Down Periscope (8:20), ‘96 ››       50 First Dates, ‘04 ››              S.W.A.T.
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             STARZ Beverly Hills Ninja › Are We Done Yet? (7:10) (PG) › The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, ‘03 Romancing the Stone (10:40) (PG)
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              ^     AAA Ben. Paid Prog. While She Was Out (R, ‘08) ›› (CC) (HD)            World’s Funniest         Sanctuary (TVPG)         Burn Notice (TVPG)
              #     NHL Hockey             140th Kentucky Derby (N) (CC) (HD)                                       Chica       Noodle       KCRA 3 News
              $     RV         AAA Ben. Paid Prog. Derm             Quiz Kids Kids News J. Hanna Animal             Paid Prog. Larry King Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
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               % (Live)Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. (N) (CC) (HD) Paid Pro- Airbrush Laila Ali Game
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               & Cooking Martha            Kitchen Lidias           P Allen    China       Califor      Parks       Huell Howser             American Weekend
                    World of X Games (N) 2014 Draft Academy ESPN Sports Saturday (N) (HD)                           Graham Family            ABC7        World
               _ (CC) (HD)                 (N) (HD)                                                                 Bensinger Recipe         News        News
               ) Check         Lidia       Cooking Cooking Martha              Hubert      Antiques Roadshow Hometime Old House Old House Weekend
               * World of X Games (N) 2014 Draft Academy ESPN Sports Saturday (N) (HD)                              Beer Geek Minute         News        ABC News
               + NHL Hockey                140th Kentucky Derby (N) (CC) (HD)                                       Extra (N) (TVPG)         News        News
               ` PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. (N) (CC)             Paid Prog. Pain Free Paid Prog. Jdg Judy News                 CBS News
               . El Chavo Animado          Sabadazo (HD) (TV14)                                                                              Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Derm          Paid Prog. Foul Play (PG, ‘78) ››› (Goldie Hawn)            Tummy        Hip Hop Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Payne              Payne
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               ? Sonic X Bolts             Spider      Justice      Dragon     Digimon Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh! Real Life Hollywood Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               @ Journal In Focus Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Croation In Focus News                                  Travel       Classic Art Showcase
               D Total Gym Butt Lift! Workout AAA Ben. TMZ (N) (CC) (TVPG) Secretariat (PG, ‘10) ››› (Diane Lane) (CC)                                   Hiring
               H Wealth        Paid Prog. Wealth       Free!        Sonic!     Cook Top GT Worx Seinfeld Amer. Dad Amer. Dad FOX 40 News (N)
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               L Real Life WHAD            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Glee (CC) (TV14)             Rules       Rules        King        King
               P The Count of Monte Cristo (PG-13) ›› (Jim Caviezel) (HD)                  Despicable Me (PG, ‘10) ››› (HD)                  Deportivo Comunid
               R Caravana Pagado Top Ten                            Crónica de un Crimen (NR, ‘92)                  Goles       Deportips Lucha Azteca
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               V MotorWk McL’ghlin Newsroom Healing Chef                       Cooking Check            Moveable Moyers         Panetta Institute Lecture Series
               ¨ My India Newsweek Global              Shape        The Game C. Stretch Barbecue Biscuit            Kids News Travel         RT News Journal (N)
               ± Law Order: CI             Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI          Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI
               ¥ Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. Humanitarian Programming                                   Noah/Last Noah/Last
              A&E Flipping Boston (N) Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Criminal Minds (TV14)
              AMC Speed (11) ››› (HD)                  Die Hard With a Vengeance (R) ››› (Bruce Willis) (HD)                    Jaws (PG) ›››› (HD)
              ANIM My Cat From Hell        My Cat From Hell         My Cat From Hell       My Cat From Hell         My Cat From Hell         My Cat From Hell (N)
               BET Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends B.A.P.S (PG-13, ‘97) › (Halle Berry, Martin Landau) (CC) Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
            BRAVO Housewives/OC            Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Atlanta           Gone
              CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11) (N) (CC) (TVPG)             Reba       Reba        Reba         Reba        The Parent Trap (PG, ‘98) ››› (HD)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Clean!        Get Sub D Youthful WEN Hair Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Patsy                  Secret      Secret       Secret      Secret
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                Gupta        CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) (HD) (Live)                            White House
              COM National-European        Black Sheep (12:58) (PG-13, ‘96) › (HD)         White Chicks (2:58) (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (CC) (HD)                 Yes Man
            CSNBA Blast Fat! Paint         CleanZone Paid Prog. Juicy Meals!               SaberCats Pregame MLB Baseball: Giants at Braves
             CSPN Washington This          Washington This Week                            White House Correspondents’ Dinner (N)
              DSC Sons of Guns (TV14) Sons of Guns (TV14) Sons of Guns (TV14) Sons of Guns (TV14) Dual Survival (TVG) Dual Survival (TV14)
                E! Mannequin (PG, ‘87) ›› (HD)                      Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City
             ESPN NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312. (N) (HD) (Live)            SportsCenter (N) (CC)                College Softball
             ESPN2 College Baseball        On the Clock             SpoCenter SpoCenter SportsCenter Special 2014 Draft Academy 2014 Draft Academy
              FAM Nanny McPhee Returns (11) ›› Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (HD)                   Cars 2 (G, ‘11) ›› (Voices of Owen Wilson) (HD)
              FNC America’s News HQ Carol Alt News HQ The Five (HD)                        America’s News HQ FOX Report (N)                  Huckabee (N) (HD)
             FOOD America’s Best Cook Rewrap. Rewrap. Restaurant: Im.                      Diners       Diners      Cutthroat Kitchen        Kitchen Casino (TVG)
                FX The Incredible Hulk (PG-13, ‘08) ›››, Liv Tyler (HD)        Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance › (HD)          Captain America-Avgr
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Personally Yours ›› (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              In My Dreams ›› (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  Accidentally in Love
              HIST Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC)
             HGTV Income Property          Love It or List It (TVG) Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl A Sale of Two Cities
              LIFE True Tori (CC) (TV14) True Tori (CC) (TV14) Hidden Away (PG-13, ‘13) (CC) (HD)                   Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret (HD) (TV14)
            MSNBC MSNBC Special (N) Karen Finney                    Caught on Camera       Caught on Camera         Caught on Camera         Caught on Camera
              MTV 16 and Pregnant          16 and Pregnant          Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. (3:15)               Awkward. (3:47)          Awkward. (4:50)
              NICK Power       Sponge. The Fairly OddParents (TVY)             Bread       Sanjay       Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Sweetie Pie’s            Sweetie Pie’s            Sweetie Pie’s          Sweetie Pie’s            Sweetie Pie’s            Sweetie Pie’s
              OXY Over Her Dead Body (PG-13, ‘08) ››                Can’t Hardly Wait (PG-13, ‘98) ›› (CC)          Over Her Dead Body (4:05) (PG-13, ‘08) ››
             SPIKE Cops        Cops        Cops        Cops         Cops       Cops        Cops         Cops        Cops        Cops         Cops        Cops
              SYFY House of Bones (11) Saw 7 (R, ‘10) › (Tobin Bell) (HD)                  Hostel (R, ‘06) ›› (Jay Hernandez) (HD)           Jeepers Creepers (R)
               TBS Hot Tub Mach.           Old School (R) ›› (Luke Wilson) (HD)            Friends      Friends     Friends     Friends      King        King
              TCM King-Stallions           The Pink Panther (NR) ››› (Peter Sellers)       Another Thin Man (NR, ‘39) ››› (CC)               In the Heat
               TLC 1st Home 1st Home Undercover Boss                Undercover Boss        Undercover Boss          Undercover Boss          Undercover Boss
               TNT Minority Report (11:30) (PG-13, ‘02) ››› (CC) (HD)          Mission: Impossible 2 (PG-13, ‘00) ››› (CC) (HD)              Tip-Off     Basketball
             TOON Scooby-Doo 2             Regular Regular Regular Steven                  Steven       Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Adventure Adventure Adventure
              TRAV Toy Hntr Toy Hntr Toy Hntr Toy Hntr Food Paradise (TVG) Food Paradise (TVPG) Food Paradise (TVG) Ghost Adventures
             TRUTV Worked Worked Worked Worked Worked Worked Lizard                                     Lizard      Lizard      Lizard       Lizard      Lizard
            TVLAND The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne
              USA NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)       NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)
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              VH-1 Space Jam (11) ›› Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live Black Ink Crew (TV14) Basketball Wives LA
            WGN-A Law Order: CI            Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TVPG) MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians. (N) (CC)
              DISN 2014 Radio Disney Music Awards Jessie            Jessie     Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. Dog                   Dog          Dog         I Didn’t
              ENC S.W.A.T. (11:45) (PG-13, ‘03) ›› Starship Troopers (1:45) (R, ‘97) ››› (CC)                       Lost in Space (PG-13, ‘98) ››
              HBO Pacific Rim (PG-13) ››› (HD)                      R.I.P.D.   Billy Crystal 700 Sundays (CC) (TVMA)            The Way, Way Back, ‘13 ›››
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              MAX The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (11:50), ‘12 ››            Getaway (2:45) (PG-13) › (HD)                    House of Wax (4:20) (R, ‘05) ››
             SHOW Notting Hill (11:25) (PG-13) ›› Nrs Jackie Lincoln (PG-13, ‘12) ››› (CC) (HD)                                 Californ. Mayweather
             STARZ Romncing The Jewel of the Nile iTV. (HD)                    Da Vinci’s Demons        CBGB (3:20) (R) iTV. (HD)            Da Vinci’s Demons
              TMC The Words ›› (HD)                    Derailed (1:40) (R) ›               Welcome to the Punch (3:10) (HD)                  Sahara (4:50) ››
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TVTIMES                         SATURDAY EVENING                                             May 3-9, 2014                              11

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7 p.m.                                                       Saturday                                       Special Program
                                                                                                            HIST Pawn Stars Chumlee
^ The Big Bang Theory                                                                                       checks out a gold video game
Leonard must choose between         TLC Undercover Boss Modell’s        ? Burn Notice Michael tries         cartridge; a set of keys to Al
Penny and his new girlfriend,       Sporting Goods CEO Mitchell B.      to save his mother’s best           Capone’s jail cell. (CC) (HD)
Priya. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             Modell. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            friend from a con artist. (CC)      (TVPG)
# + Access Hollywood Top            TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing The        (HD) (TVPG)                         NICK The Thundermans Max
stories of the week. (N) (CC)       boys set up a sting at a motel;     L Bones A corpse that has           and Phoebe take Billy to the
(HD) (TVPG)                         a pimp propositions Amy with a      been dyed blue is found; Booth      hospital. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-         new career. (HD) (TV14)             tries to boost Bones’ self-confi-   SPIKE Cops A driver pulled over
tims Unit Crossing the line to      USA NCIS Evidence reveals           dence. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             for a nonfunctioning brake light
close a child molestation case,     that a lieutenant was killed by     V Antiques Roadshow Circa           leaves on foot. (CC) (HD)
Cabot jeopardizes the careers       being force-fed too much liquid.    1939 copy of “Gone With the         (TVPG)
of all involved. (CC) (HD) (TV14)   (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    Wind”; an 1875 Persian
% California Bountiful TV                                               turquoise and diamond Victori-
_ * Jeopardy! (CC) (HD)                                                 an bracelet. (CC) (HD) (Part 2      9 p.m.
(TVG)                               7:30 p.m.                           of 3) (TVG)                         ^ H The Following Many
) Check, Please! Bay Area           ^ The Big Bang Theory The           ¨ RT News (N)                       lives are threatened as Joe en-
(CC) (HD) (TVG)                     guys investigate when Shel-         ± Law & Order: Criminal In-         acts his final plan; Claire ends
` 2 Broke Girls Caroline and        don’s game account is hacked.       tent In order to pay off gam-       up in treacherous territory. (CC)
Max make a discovery that           (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    bling losses, a poker genius        (HD PA) (TV14)
could help relaunch their cup-      % Judge Judy A motorist sues        must collect money for his          $ Entertainment Tonight (N)
cake business. (CC) (HD)            a man for the cost of new           bookie. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            (CC) (HD)
(TV14)                              glasses. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           A&E Criminal Minds The team         % The Mentalist Two years af-
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM             _ * Wheel of Fortune (CC)           investigates a suspected hu-        ter the Red John case was
(N) (CC)                            (HD) (TVG)                          man trafficking ring; Hotchner      closed, Jane receives a surpris-
? Glee The club prepares a          ) Imagemakers People’s be-          suggests changes are coming.        ing job offer. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
routine; Tina suffers a head in-    lief systems are put to the test.   (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    ` 48 Hours (N) (CC) (HD)
jury. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              (CC) (HD)                           DSC Deadliest Catch With a          (TVPG)
D Movie “The Proposal”                                                  shortened season, the fleet         4 ABC7 News 9:00PM on
                                    ` Friends With Better Lives
(2009, PG-13) Sandra Bullock.                                           works harder to make the mar-       KOFY (N) (CC)
                                    Hormones heighten Andi’s li-                                            ? L The Closer Brenda tries
(2:00)                              bido and sense of smell. (CC)       ket deadline. (CC) (HD) (Part 2
H Two and a Half Men Charlie                                            of 2) (TV14)                        to solve the murder of an Arab
                                    (HD) (TV14)                                                             teenager while she is on admin-
is convinced he saw his late fa-    4 That ’70s Show Chaos re-          E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)
ther while having a near-death                                          HIST Pawn Stars A painting by       istrative leave. (CC) (HD) (Part
                                    sults when Eric sneaks a peek                                           1 of 2) (TV14)
experience. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        at Donna’s wedding dress. (CC)      Salvador Dali; a “Silent Scope”
L Family Guy Teaching Meg to                                            sniper arcade game; a French        D Movie “Ocean’s Eleven”
                                    (TV14)                                                                  (2001, PG-13) George Clooney.
drive, Peter wrecks a satellite     H Two and a Half Men Alan           suit of armor. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
dish; Stewie hates vegetables.                                          NICK The Thundermans The            (2:30)
                                    wants to gain custody of his                                            V Antiques Roadshow Visiting
(CC) (TV14)                                                             twins work together to get even
                                    and Kandi’s dog. (CC) (HD)                                              the National Memorial Arbore-
V Poirot An autopsy proves a                                            with a mean girl. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                    (TV14)                              (TVG)                               tum. (CC) (HD)
man did not die of natural          L Family Guy It’s Stewie’s                                              ¨ Marie’s Mind For Murder
causes. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                OWN Welcome to Sweetie
                                    first birthday, but Meg is at a     Pie’s Tim and Jenae try to fig-     Eyewitness is murdered; Marie
¨ France 24 News (N)                party that is really a cult meet-                                       investigates a kidnapping.
± Law & Order: Criminal In-                                             ure out their relationship; Rob-
                                    ing. (CC) (TV14)                    bie isn’t a fan of the new assis-   (TV14)
tent Funding for an egocentric      HIST Pawn Stars The guys                                                ± Law & Order: Criminal In-
poet’s journal is threatened to                                         tant; Charles auditions for a
                                    check out a Kentucky long rifle;    student film. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      tent Nichols and Eames search
be cut. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            a 1700s map depicting Califor-                                          for an adept killer. (CC) (HD)
                                                                        SPIKE Cops Officers in Oregon
A&E Criminal Minds JJ tries to      nia as an island. (CC) (HD)                                             (TV14)
                                                                        are forced to use a stun gun to
reunite parents with their miss-    (TVPG)                              break up a fight. (CC) (HD)         A&E Criminal Minds A Senate
ing daughter; the team braces       NICK Sam & Cat The gang             (TVPG)                              committee questions the BAU
for a loss. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        must rescue Cat when she is         STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       team; a familiar face could
DSC Deadliest Catch With a          trapped. (CC) (HD) (TVG)            Entering the Vault of Heaven        keep the team united. (CC)
shortened season, the fleet         SPIKE Cops (CC) (HD) (TV14)         presents challenges for Leonar-     (HD) (TV14)
works harder to make the mar-       TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron        do and Riario; Lorenzo be-          DSC Deadliest Catch The fleet
ket deadline. (CC) (HD) (Part 1     and Bobby try to repossess a        comes a part of King Fer-           is behind schedule following
of 2) (TV14)                        flatbed and truck. (HD) (TV14)      rante’s bloody games; Lucrezia      the shut down and an arctic
E! Total Divas Ariane throws a                                          meets the Turk in Constantino-      storm. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
party and loses Nattie’s cat;                                           ple. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)               HIST Pawn Stars Rick and
Nattie and T.J. clash over mon-     8 p.m.                              TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R.         Chumlee check out a 1969 Ca-
ey; Brie educates Nikki. (HD)       ^ H The Simpsons Lisa sus-          Alone time at a spa ends like a     maro Z28; a first edition base-
(TV14)                              pects something bad has hap-        crime scene; a nature lover’s       ball scorebook from 1878. (CC)
HIST Pawn Stars A Wesson            pened to Homer. (CC) (HD)           odd injury; a realtor and his       (HD) (TVPG)
over-and-under pistol; a 19th-      (TVPG)                              crush. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat
century pocket watch; Boeing        # + Dateline NBC (CC) (HD)          TRUTV World’s Dumbest... A          try a new drone delivery serv-
aviation memorabilia. (CC) (HD)     (TVPG)                              clumsy cliff diver; an amateur      ice online. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
(TVPG)                              $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC)             stunt man. (HD) (TV14)              OWN Welcome to Sweetie
NICK Sam & Cat Cat plays a          (HD)                                USA Modern Family Claire            Pie’s Tensions rise between
trick on Sam using a pair of        % 2 Broke Girls Caroline and        wants to surprise Phil with a       Tim and Jenae when TJ is
twins that they are a babysit-      Max make a discovery that           private performance by one of       rushed to the hospital; an argu-
ting. (CC) (HD) (TVG)               could help relaunch their cup-      their favorite musicians. (CC)      ment erupts after Jenae discov-
OWN Welcome to Sweetie              cake business. (CC) (HD)            (HD) (TVPG)                         ers Tim’s new assistant; Mr.
Pie’s A kickball game might         (TV14)                                                                  Bussey has important news for
help the staff get along; Tim       _ * Movie “Transformers”                                                Robbie and Tim about the new
moves ahead with the sweet-         (2007, PG-13) Shia LaBeouf.         8:30 p.m.                           location. (N) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                                                            SHOW History of the Eagles
tea line behind Robbie’s back;      (HD) (3:00)                         ^ H 24: Live Another Day —
Monique considers a takeover.                                                                               Exploring the evolution and en-
                                    ) Movie “The Last Emperor”          Jack Is Back A sneak peek in-       during popularity of The Eagles.
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    (1987, PG-13) John Lone. (HD)       cludes interviews and new
SPIKE Cops A hit-and-run sus-                                                                               (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                    (2:34)                              footage. (N) (HD) (TV14)            STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)
pect tries to avoid formal          ` The Mentalist Two years af-       % Friends With Better Lives         Leonardo and his allies face
charges by claiming abuse.          ter the Red John case was           Hormones heighten Andi’s li-        deadly threats as they search
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    closed, Jane receives a surpris-    bido and sense of smell. (CC)       for the Book of Leaves; Carlo
TBS Everybody Loves Raymond         ing job offer. (CC) (HD) (TV14)     (HD) (TV14)                         helps Clarice; the Sultan’s son
Celebrity fans including Ron        4 30 Rock Liz and Jack com-         4 30 Rock Recognizing Jen-          is intrigued by Lucrezia. (N)
Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler      pete to influence voters in the     na’s political influence, Liz and   (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
Moore, Bob Newhart discuss          presidential election; the writ-    Jack stage a debate to win her
the series. (CC) (ESP HD Part 1     ers mess with Jenna. (CC) (HD)      followers. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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TBS The Big Bang Theory Pen-        AMC TURN Ben and Caleb try          ment without permission. (CC)       tant; Charles auditions for a
ny and Bernadette shop for          to get their intelligence to Gen-   (TVG)                               student film. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
wedding dresses. (CC) (HD)          eral Washington. (CC) (HD)          TBS The Big Bang Theory             SPIKE (11:15) Cops An intoxi-
(TVPG)                              DSC Timber Kings Beat sets          Leonard must face the bully         cated driver flees the scene of
TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R. A       logs in the rain; a priest con-     who targeted him in high            an accident. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
trip to the grocery store to        vinces Bryan Sr. and Peter to       school. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            SPIKE (11:26) Cops An officer
spice things up; newlyweds          build a gazebo for free. (N) (CC)   TVLND (10:48) Everybody             in Texas has to wrestle a sus-
with bad luck; a tryst in the       (HD) (TVPG)                         Loves Raymond A classic             pect to the ground; a barking
shower. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)        FX Fargo A manipulative man         Barone family wedding ceremo-       dog. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
TRUTV World’s Dumbest... A          meets a small town insurance        ny. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2)         STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)
kiteboarder headed for a            salesman. (HD) (TVMA)               (TVPG)                              Leonardo and his allies face
house; a base jumper headed         HBO Game of Thrones Dany            USA Modern Family Mitchell          deadly threats as they search
for the hospital. (HD) (TV14)       balances justice and mercy; Bri-    feels pressured to make             for the Book of Leaves; Carlo
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          enne is tasked with Jaime’s         Cameron’s birthday special;         helps Clarice; the Sultan’s son
mond Ray and Debra wrangle          honor; Jon secures volunteers;      Jay’s manliness comes into          is intrigued by Lucrezia. (CC)
over a piece of luggage. (CC)       Bran, Jojen, Meera and Hodor        question. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          (HD) (TVMA)
(HD) (TVPG)                         find shelter. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                                          TBS Deal With It Double Date:
USA Modern Family Gloria            HIST Pawn Stars A 1969 Les                                              a blind date for one contestant
plans a family trip to celebrate    Paul Professional guitar rocks      11 p.m.                             and her sister. Dirty Vegeta-
Jay’s birthday. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)    its way into the shop. (CC) (HD)    ^ H Animation Domination            bles: bizarre behavior. (HD)
                                    (TVPG)                              High-Def “Lucas Bros. Moving        (TV14)
                                    NICK Full House Joey falls for      Co,“ “Axe Cop,” “Golan the In-      TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R. A
9:30 p.m.                           Danny’s visiting sister, but the    satiable” and “High School          couple’s alone time at a pool
4 Swirl TV Featuring news           disappearance of her chim-          USA.” (CC) (HD) (TV14)              party; a sticky situation that
and interviews on the LGBT          panzee may end the romance.         # KCRA 3 Night Team Riva,           ends in the emergency room.
community. (CC)                     (CC) (TVG)                          Verdoorn, Rogers. (N) (CC) (HD)     (CC) (HD) (TV14)
V Priceless Antiques Road-          OWN Love in the City Kiyah          $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)             TRUTV (11:01) Lizard Lick
show (CC) (HD)                      finds a new apartment; Ber-         (CC) (HD)                           Towing An angry owner of a
HIST Pawn Stars A personal          shan enlists Chenoa in a lin-       % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ann           steamroller comes around look-
check signed by Babe Ruth;          gerie photo shoot to spice up       Notarangelo.                        ing for revenge. (HD) (TV14)
Navy buttons that date back to      her marriage; Chenoa’s help         _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (CC)            TVLND (11:24) Everybody
                                    considers the idea of a second      (HD)                                Loves Raymond Debra decides
the Civil War. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    wife. (N) (CC) (HD)                 * News 10 at 11:00pm With           to join Ray on a golf outing in
NICK AwesomenessTV (CC)
                                    STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       Siemny Chhuon and Damany            order to recover their former
(HD) (TVPG)                         Leonardo and his allies face
TBS The Big Bang Theory                                                 Lewis. Local, state, and nation-    fun-loving relationship. (CC)
                                    deadly threats as they search       al news happening this week-        (HD) (TVPG)
Leonard and Penny hang out;         for the Book of Leaves; Carlo
Sheldon tries to face his fears.                                        end. Meteorologist Darla            USA Modern Family Claire
                                    helps Clarice; the Sultan’s son     Givens has up to date weather       must rein in her enthusiasm for
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    is intrigued by Lucrezia. (CC)
TVLND (9:36) Everybody Loves                                            conditions and the forecast for     Halloween and keep her cele-
                                    (HD) (TVMA)                         tomorrow. (N) (CC)                  bration kid-friendly. (CC) (HD)
Raymond Debra berates Ray           TBS The Big Bang Theory Shel-
for his poor bachelor party for                                         + NBC Bay Area News at 11           (TVPG)
                                    don is jealous when Stuart,         (N) (HD)
Robert and exhorts him to do it     from the comic book store,
again properly. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                        + (11:29) Saturday Night
USA Modern Family An unex-
                                    asks Amy out on a date. (CC)
                                    (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        Live Host Andrew Garfield;          11:30 p.m.
pected reality check dampens                                            Coldplay performs. (N) (CC)
                                    TLC OMG! EMT! (Series Pre-                                              # Saturday Night Live Host
Jay’s plans for relaxation. (CC)                                        (HD) (TV14)
                                    miere) An elderly woman with a      ` CBS 13 News at 10p (HD)           Andrew Garfield; Coldplay per-
(HD) (TVPG)                         temperament; a dog with a                                               forms. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                        4 Creepy KOFY Movie Time
                                    taste for the rescue team. (N)      Responding to Bay Area view-        $ Inside Edition Weekend (N)
                                                                                                            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
10 p.m.                             (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    TRUTV World’s Dumbest... A
                                                                        ers’ requests for a late night
                                                                        hosted horror movie. (CC)           % (11:35) Two and a Half
^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)         hung over hang glider; BMX          (TVMA)                              Men Alan and Charlie try to
(HD)                                klutzes; Tony Harding, Danny        L The Arsenio Hall Show (CC)        help Herb and Jake bond. (CC)
# + Saturday Night Live             Bonaduce and Daniel Baldwin.        (HD) (TV14)                         (HD) (TV14)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (HD) (TV14)                         ± The Listener Toby and             * (11:35) Castle A young
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-         TVLND (10:12) Everybody             Michelle must recapture an es-      woman is shot to death with a
tims Unit A teen seeks justice      Loves Raymond A classic             caped criminal. (CC) (HD)           gun a serial killer stole from
when his mother’s accused           Barone family wedding ceremo-       (TV14)                              Detective Ryan. (CC) (HD)
killer is released due to lack of   ny. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2)         A&E (11:02) Criminal Minds          (TVPG)
evidence. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          (TVPG)                              After a mass murder, evidence       D Ten O’clock News (CC) (HD)
% 48 Hours (N) (CC) (HD)            USA Modern Family Mitchell ru-      indicates that the person re-       FX (11:36) Fargo Molly sus-
(TVPG)                              ins one of Jay’s proudest mo-       sponsible is not a typical serial   pects that Lester is involved
` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)            ments; Gloria accidentally dis-     killer. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            with the murders; Malvo investi-
(HD)                                covers Claire’s secret. (CC)        DSC Epic Homes A house full         gates a blackmail plot. (HD)
4 Community Shirley, Pierce         (HD) (TVPG)                         of gadgets; a ship turned vaca-     (TVMA)
and Britta plot against the sub                                         tion home; a double-wide tub in     HIST (11:32) Pawn Stars A
shop in the cafeteria; Troy and                                         a RV. (CC) (HD) (TVG)               customer brings in a Confeder-
Abed build forts. (CC) (HD)         10:30 p.m.                          E! Total Divas Ariane throws a      ate Civil War knife; a 1936
(Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)                ) (10:34) Movie “The Private        party and loses Nattie’s cat;       Rolex owned by Bernie Madoff.
? Movie “Men in Black”              Life of Sherlock Holmes”            Nattie and T.J. clash over mon-     (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(1997, PG-13) Tommy Lee             (1970, PG-13) Robert                ey; Brie educates Nikki. (HD)       NICK (11:36) Friends Ross
Jones. (2:00)                       Stephens. (HD) (2:26)               (TV14)                              jumps the gun when he sug-
H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)         4 Community Jeff tries to ne-       HALL Signed, Sealed, Deliv-         gests Rachel move into his
(TVPG)                              gotiate a truce over a disagree-    ered The postal detectives take     apartment building; Eric dumps
L KPIX 5 News on the CW             ment about pillows and blan-        a risk to save a life. (CC) (HD)    Ursula. (CC) (TV14)
(N) (HD)                            kets. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2)       HIST (11:02) Pawn Stars             TBS Bam’s Bad Ass Game
V Poirot Poirot spends Christ-      (TV14)                              Lucky Luciano’s signet ring; a      Show Contestants tackle an ob-
mas with Simeon Lee. (CC)           L The Office Michael readies        letter signed by Knute Rockne;      stacle course, an elevated
(HD) (TVPG)                         himself for the news about Hol-     antique Cracker Jack toys. (CC)     treadmill and an inverted crash
± The Listener Toby and             ly’s relationship; New Year’s       (HD) (TVPG)                         dummy zip line. (HD) (TV14)
Michelle investigate the death      resolutions. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       NICK Friends Ross is horrified      TRUTV (11:31) Lizard Lick
of a pharmaceutical executive.      HIST (10:31) Pawn Stars Rick        when Rachel goes on a date          Towing Ron’s old friend Johnny
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    checks out a jetpack from the       with a soap-opera star. (CC)        pushes a wedge between the
A&E Criminal Minds The BAU          Gemini space program; a             (TV14)                              crew. (HD) (TV14)
team investigates a series of       Snoopy comic book. (CC) (HD)        OWN Welcome to Sweetie              USA Sirens After a brush with
murders in Oklahoma; Reid is        (TVPG)                              Pie’s Tim and Jenae try to fig-     death, Theresa resolves to join
upset with JJ and Prentiss. (CC)    NICK Full House Michelle plays      ure out their relationship; Rob-    the FBI in Washington, D.C.
(HD) (TV14)                         with Jesse’s recording equip-       bie isn’t a fan of the new assis-   (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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                        6 pm        6:30       7 pm        7:30       8 pm         8:30       9 pm        9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                       News       Modern   Big Bang Big Bang The Simp- 24 -- Jack The Following “Si-             News         Sports-     Animation Domination
                ^                 Family   Theory      Theory     sons          Is Back  lence” (TV14)                        wrap        High-Def (CC) (TV14)
                   KCRA 3         EP Daily Access Hollywood (N) Dateline NBC (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Saturday Night Live KCRA 3 Saturday
                #                 (N) (TVG)(CC) (TVPG)                                                           (CC) (TV14)              Team         Night Live
                   Airbrush       Youthful Law & Order: Special KRON 4 News at 8         Entertainment Tonight Law & Order: Special News               Inside Edi-
                $                          Victims Unit (TV14) (CC) (HD)                 (N) (CC) (HD)           Victims Unit (TV14)                   tion
                   CBS         KPIX 5      California Judge       2 Broke Friends- The Mentalist “My Blue 48 Hours (N) (CC)               KPIX 5       Two and a
                % Evening News                         Judy       Girls (CC) Lives       Heaven” (TV14)          (HD) (TVPG)              News         Half Men
                   The Lawrence Welk As Time As Time Doc Martin (CC)                     Antiques Roadshow Foyle’s War “The Funk Austin City Limits
                & Show (TVG)               Goes By Goes By (TVPG)                        “Anaheim” (TVG)         Hole” (TVPG)             (CC) (TVPG)
                   ABC7        Light Re- Jeopardy! Wheel of Transformers (PG-13, ‘07) ››› (Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson) Two               ABC7 News 11:00PM
                _ News         lief        (TVG)       Fortune races of robots wage war on Earth. (HD)                                    (CC) (HD)
                   Anna May Wong: In Check,            Image-     The Last Emperor (PG-13, ‘87) ›››› (John Lone) Pu Yi is The Private Life of Sherlock
                ) Her Own Words (CC) Please! makers Emperor of China at age 3. (CC) (HD)                                      Holmes (10:34) ››› (HD)
                   News 10 Inside Edi- Jeopardy! Wheel of Transformers (PG-13, ‘07) ››› (Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson) Two                 News 10 Castle
                * at 6:00pm tion           (TVG)       Fortune races of robots wage war on Earth. (HD)                                    at           (11:35)
                   Bay Area NBC Bay Access Hollywood (N) Dateline NBC (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                           Saturday Night Live Bay Area Saturday
                + News         Area        (CC) (TVPG)                                                           (CC) (TV14)              News         Night Live
                   Drive a     Airbrush 2 Broke Friends- The Mentalist “My Blue 48 Hours (N) (CC)                CBS 13 News at 10p CBS 13 News at 10p
                ` Better CA                Girls (CC) Lives       Heaven” (TV14)         (HD) (TVPG)             (N) (HD)                 (HD)
                   Comedi- Noticiero Intimamente Entre            Sábado Gigante (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                          Noticias Noticiero
                . ant.                     Amigas (N)
                   We There Meet the ABC7              That ’70s 30 Rock 30 Rock ABC7                Swirl TV Communi- Communi- Creepy KOFY Movie
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                D Con artist. (TVPG)       Ryan Reynolds) (CC)                           suave ex-con assembles a team to rob a casino vault.
                   24 -- Jack Seinfeld Two and a Two and a The Simp- 24 -- Jack The Following “Si-               FOX 40 News (N) (CC) Animation Domination
                H Is Back (TVPG) Half Men Half Men sons                         Is Back  lence” (TV14)           (TVPG)                   High-Def (CC) (TV14)
                   Alarma      Estrellas Sábados de Concierto                            Historias Delirantes La Mujer Policía (NR) (Flaco Ibañez) Una ama
                J Fin          Fin de                                                                            de casa se alista en la Academia de Policía.
                   Two and a Two and a Family          Family     Bones A blue corpse is The Closer “Serving KPIX 5           The Office The Arsenio Hall
                L Half Men Half Men Guy (CC) Guy (CC) found in a landfill.               the King” (TV14)        News         (TVPG)      Show (CC) (TV14)
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                   R. Steves’ R. Steves’ Poirot Painter died not Antiques Roadshow Antiques Priceless Poirot “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas” Poirot
                V Europe Europe of natural causes.                “Atlanta” (CC) (TVG) Roadshow Antiques spends Christmas with Simeon Lee. (TVPG)
                Z Secretar Big Bang Big Bang Mod Fam Leverage (TVPG)                     Law & Order: SVU        News         Private Practice (CC) Sanctuary
                   My India NHK Pro- France 24 News (N) RT News NHK Spe- Marie’s Mind For Murder Eyewitness is mur- Full Frame
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                       6 pm         6:30        7 pm         7:30        8 pm         8:30        9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                     Criminal Minds “The      Criminal Minds “JJ”     Criminal Minds “Sup- Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds “Proof” Criminal Minds (11:02)
              A&E Longest Night” (TV14) (CC) (TV14)                   ply & Demand” (TV14) (TV14)                        (TV14)                “Dorado Falls” (TV14)
                     Jaws (4:30) (PG, ‘75) ›››› (Roy Jaws 2 (PG) ›› (Roy Scheider) Tourist town and police               TURN “Eternity How    Jaws (PG, ‘75) ››››
              AMC    Scheider) (CC) (HD)                  chief dread huge white shark at beach. (CC) (HD)               Long” (CC)            (HD)
                     My Cat From Hell (HD) My Cat From Hell:          My Cat From Hell (HD) My Cat From Hell (HD) Tanked “Hang Ten Bar- My Cat From Hell:
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                     Nutty Professor II: The Deliver Us From Eva (R, ‘03) ›› (LL Cool J) A legendary Love Jones (R, ‘97) ››› (Larenz Tate, Nia Long) Two
              BET    Klumps (4:30), ‘00      Lothario is hired to romance a meddling woman. (CC)          struggling Chicagoans begin a tentative romance. (CC)
                     Gone in Sixty Seconds (5:30) (PG-13, ‘00) › The Bourne Supremacy (PG-13) ››› (Matt Damon) Jason The Bourne Supremacy (PG-13,
            BRAVO    (Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie)                   Bourne fights back when the CIA tries to kill him.            ‘04) ››› (Matt Damon)
                     The Parent Trap (4)     Paul Blart: Mall Cop (PG, ‘09) ›› (Kevin         Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re-
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                     The White House Correspondents Dinner (5) (N) (HD) (Live)                                                                 CNN Special (HD)
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                    White House Correspondents’ Dinner (3)             Washington This Week                              Washington This Week
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              FAM Ian Holm) (HD)                                                     Hanks, Tim Allen) (HD)                          (Ralph Macchio) (HD)
              FNC Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large (N) Red Eye (HD)                        Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large               Red Eye (HD)
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                    Captain America: The Spider-Man 2 (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst) Peter Fargo A man meets an insurance Fargo
                FX First Avenger (4:30) Parker fights a man who has mechanical tentacles. (HD)                           salesman. (HD) (TVMA)                   (11:36)
              HALL Accidentally in Love See Jane Date ›› (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       A Taste of Romance (NR, ‘11) (HD) (TVPG)            Signed, Sealed
              HIST Swamp People (CC) Pawn                  Pawn        Pawn          Pawn       Pawn            Pawn     Pawn        Pawn           Pawn         Pawn
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             HGTV Hunters Int’l               Hunters Int’l            (CC) (HD) (TVG)          “April” (CC) (TVG)       vation (N) (CC) (TVG) Hunters Int’l
                    Death Clique (NR, ‘14) (Lexi Ainsworth, Bar-       A Daughter’s Nightmare (NR, ‘14) (Emily Os- Starving in Suburbia (NR, ‘14) (Laura Wiggins,
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            MSNBC White House Correspondents Dinner (N)                Lockup (HD)              Lockup (HD)              Lockup (HD) (TVG)          Lockup (HD)
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                   SAF3 “Triumph Over Sanctuary “Vigilante” Whacked Storm Sto- Paid Pro- Paying for Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Our World, Paid Pro-
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               # Saturday Night Live Paid Prog. Bald                Paid Prog. 1st Look House           House       More Sex Paid Prog. Today (N) (CC)
                   Proactiv Paid Pro- Road to Perdition (R, ‘02) ››› (Tom Hanks, Larry King The Secret Paid Pro- Paid Pro- 24 Lad-                     Montel
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                   Two and a CSI: Miami (12:35) “All Paid Pro- Memory- Anti-Aging Paid Program (3:05)                           Hometime Mosaic        Bay Sun-
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              AMC Jaws (11) (PG, ‘75) ›››› (HD)                     Behind Enemy Lines (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (CC) (HD)                Game of Arms (TV14) Stooges
              ANIM Untamed and Uncut Untamed and Uncut Untamed and Uncut Extreme Extreme Weird                                  Weird      Untamed and Uncut
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            BRAVO Bourne Suprm.             Gone in Sixty Seconds (PG-13, ‘00) › (Nicolas Cage)         Couch       Sheer       21 Day Fix Cook Safe FlashNGO
              CMT Rambo: First Blood (R, ‘82) ››› (Sylvester Stallone)          Fat Cops Cutlery        Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC American Greed            Suze Orman Show         Suze Orman Show        Options Defrosting Barefoot Paid Prog. Shark!               Paid Prog.
              CNN CNN Special (HD)          CNN Special (HD)        CNNI Simulcast (N) New Day Sunday (N) (HD)                  Gupta      New Day Politics
              COM Talladega Nights:         Comedy Tommy Boy (PG-13, ‘95) ›› (HD)                       Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Cebria           Clean!
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Baseball: Giants at Braves                      SportsNet Paid Prog. Backyard Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bald               Recovery
             CSPN Washington This Week                              Washington This Week                            Washington Journal (N)
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               E! The Soup Burning Burning Burning Burning Burning Burning Burning Total Gym Smile                                         Proactiv WEN Hair
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)         SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)      SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)      SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 Basketball NASCAR Racing                                     E:60 (HD)               We Could Be King (HD)              Combine Spec
              FAM The Karate Kid (10:30) (HD)           Prince      Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Paint          Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Shark!        Sleep Bet. Z. Levitt
              FNC Huckabee (HD)             Justice With Jeanine Huckabee (HD)             FOX and Friends Sunday (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)             Chopped (TVG)           Restaurant: Im.        Chopped (TVG)            Top         Proactiv 21 Day Fix Grill-Pro
               FX Fargo (11:36) (TVMA) Fargo (12:50) (TVMA) Saint               Anger      Louie        Louie       Louie       Louie      Cancer      Williams
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Frasier            Frasier     Frasier     Frasier    Love Lucy Love Lucy
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             HGTV Property Brothers         House Hunters Reno Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers                  Top         Get Sub D Her Age? Paid Prog.
              LIFE A Daughter’s Nightmare (12:02) (NR, ‘14)         Starving in Suburbia (2:02), ‘14 (HD) (TV14) Chris          Chris      Paid Prog. 21 DAY
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              SYFY Final Destination 2 (R) Hostel (R, ‘06) ›› (Jay Hernandez) (HD)         Saw 7 (R, ‘10) › (Tobin Bell) (HD)              Twi. Zone Twi. Zone
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              TNT Mission: Impossible 2 (11:30) ››› (HD)            Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14)
             TOON Bleach (N) Space          Naruto      One Piece Exorcist Lagoon          Shell        Naruto      Fullmetal Samurai Star Wars Titan
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...     Lizard       Lizard      WEN Hair Paid Prog. GT Worx Shark!
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              USA Faster (12:01) (R, ‘10) ›› (CC) (HD)              WWE A.M. Raw (N)       House (CC) (TV14)        House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG)
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              DISN Dog          Jessie      Austin      Dog         Austin      Buffalo Dreams ›› (HD)              Deck        Deck       Fish        Phineas
              ENC Basic Instinct (12:05) (R) ›››                    Closer (2:15) (R) ››› Premiere.                 Detroit Rock City ››               Forget
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             STARZ CBGB (R, ‘13) (Alan Rickman) iTV. (HD)           Da Vinci’s Demons      Finding Forrester (2:50), ‘00 ›››               The Take Security
              TMC Tony: London Serial Killer ››         Cockneys vs Zombies (NR) ›› Requiem for a Dream, ‘00 ›››                Love and Honor (4:45) (PG-13) ›
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              ^     Fox News Sunday        Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                          NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499. (N) (CC)
              #     Meet the Press (N)     KCRA 3 Reports - Morning News Early (N)        Kids News EP Daily Extra (N) (TVPG)              Equestrian
              $     Derm       Sheer       KRON 4 News Weekend (N) (CC) (HD)                                       J. Osteen In Touch                   Paid Prog.
                    CBS News                                                  Face the          Supercross
               % (CC) (HD) Sunday Morning (N) KPIX 5 News Sunday Nation (N) 2014in Review (N)Sea- Bull Riding
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               & Sesame Street (TVY) Curious Cat in the Peg                   Dinosaur Tiger           Super       Truth       Healthy     Healing      Opinion
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning Ameri- This Week W/ George ABC7                      NBA         NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N)
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)             ca (N) (CC) (HD)       Stephanopoulos          News                     (CC) (HD) (Live)
               ) Private Sherlock Holmes               Caillou    Curious Cat in the Peg               Dinosaur Nature (CC) (TVPG) Simply               Pepin
               * This Week                 Good Morning           News 10 8am Sunday J. Osteen NBA                 NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N)
               + Today (N) (CC)            Today in the Bay (N) Meet the Press (N)        Press        Comunidd LazyTown Zou (TVY) Equestrian
               ` Paid Prog. CBS News Sunday Morning (N) Face the Nation (N) Supercross Review Bull Riding                                  PGA: Imprints
               . Desayuno Desayuno Pagado Pagado República Deportiva (TVG)                             Fútbol      Fútbol Mexicano Primera División (9:50) (N)
               4 Sun. Mass Paid Prog. Berteau Ministries Paid Prog. Catholic M Butt Lift! Anti-Aging Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm
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               H Paid Prog. Speak          Berteau Facts          Fox News Sunday         Paid Prog. NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499. (N) (CC)
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              ANIM To Be Announced                                                                                                         To Be Announced
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              CMT The Parent Trap (PG, ‘98) ››› (Lindsay Lohan) (CC) (HD)                 CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        Hot 20 Countdown
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              CNN State of the Union       Fareed Zakaria GPS Reliable Sources (N) State of the Union              Fareed Zakaria GPS CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Sonic!       Meals!      Shaun T’s T25          Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy       Galaxy Quest (9:43) (PG, ‘99) ››› (Tim Allen) (HD)
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                E! Total Gym Skincare Mannequin (PG, ‘87) ›› (HD)                         E! News (TVPG)           Fashion Police (TV14) Eric &         Eric &
             ESPN Outside Reporters SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                              College Softball Florida at Arkansas. (N)
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N)        Outside Reporters 30 for 30 (CC) (HD)                       NHRA Drag Racing        Billiards (HD)           Billiards
              FAM Better H20 Mass          Nanny McPhee (PG, ‘05) ›› (HD)                 Nanny McPhee Returns (PG, ‘10) ›› (HD)                        Peter Pan
              FNC FOX and Friends          Maria Bartiromo        MediaBuzz (N) (HD) News HQ Housecall America’s News HQ Fox News Sunday
             FOOD Barefoot Sheer           Giada       Contessa Rachael Ray’s             Pioneer Trisha’s Southern Giada                  Sand.        Guy’s
                FX Paid Prog. Barefoot Ellen           Green Lantern (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Ryan Reynolds) (HD)          The Incredible Hulk (PG-13) ››› (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Middle                     Middle
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Modern Marvels (TVG) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC)
             HGTV Barefoot Top             Buying and Selling     Buying and Selling      Buying and Selling       Buying and Selling      Property Brothers
              LIFE Meals!      Proactiv In Touch                  Amazing Jeremiah J. Osteen Sheer                 Unsolved Mysteries Romeo Killer
            MSNBC Up W/Steve Kornacki Melissa Harris-Perry (N) (HD)                       Weekends With Alex Witt (N) (HD)                 Meet the Press (CC)
              MTV Catfish Untold Stories Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show
              NICK Hang.       Hang.       Fanboy      T.U.F.F.   Power       Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Turtles                           Turtles
              OWN Nate Berkus              Rachael Ray (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday
              OXY Cancer       Paid Prog. Hour of Power           Spice World (PG, ‘97) › (The Spice Girls)        Snapped (TVPG)          Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Cook Safe Power          Shaun T’s Sexiest Summer Bods Off Road Engine               Truck       Muscle      Bar Rescue (TVPG)
              SYFY Paid Prog. Derm         Rocket      Paid Prog. Barefoot Paid Prog. Haunted High (NR, ‘12) ›› (HD) (TV14)                My Bloody Valentine
               TBS Married Married Married Married Married Married Friends Friends Friends Friends Observe and Report
              TCM Queen Christina (5) An Ideal Husband (NR, ‘48) ›› (CC)                  Ball of Fire (NR, ‘41) ››› (Gary Cooper)         A Millionaire
               TLC Diets 2.0 Tummy         Paid Program (CC) (HD)             T25         Say Yes:The Big Day Say Yes:The Big Day Say Yes:The Big Day
               TNT Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14)
             TOON Looney Looney Tenkai                 Tenkai     Pokémon Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright (NR, ‘13) (HD)              Teen        Teen         Regular
              TRAV Mysteries-Museum        Mysteries-Museum       Secrets- Lege.          Bizarre Foods            Andrew Zimmern’s        Top 10 Resorts
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Dirty        SHARK! Shark!          Sonic!      Clean!      Sexiest Summer Bods World Records                World Records
            TVLAND 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. Three’s Company            3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. Cleveland Cleveland 3’s Comp. 3’s Co.                3’s Comp. 3’s Comp.
              USA House (CC) (TV14)        Paid Prog. Jeremiah P. Chris J. Osteen Sirens               Sirens      Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music         Top 20 Count.           Top 20 Count.            Basketball Wives LA Love, Hip Hop
            WGN-A In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night Funny Home Videos
              DISN Henry       Mickey      Wil. West Doc McSt. Pirates        Sofia       Jessie       Liv-Mad. Austin         Liv-Mad. Adventures
              ENC Forget Paris (5:35), ‘95             Boogeyman (7:20) ››                Grumpy Old Men (8:50)                Hostage (10:40) ››
              HBO Education Josie and the Pussycats ››            Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (8:15) ››         Armageddon › Premiere. (HD)
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              MAX Spawn (6:05), ‘97 (HD)               Dream House (7:45), ‘11 › (HD)                  Epic (9:20) (PG, ‘13) ›› (CC)       Miss Congeniality 2
             SHOW As Cool The Perks of Being a Wallflower (6:45), ‘12         When a Man Loves a Woman (R, ‘94) ››             Gone (10:35), ‘12 (HD)
             STARZ National Security, ‘03 The Lone Ranger (PG-13) ›› (Johnny Depp)                     Shanghai Noon (9:35), ‘00 ›››                    Da Vinci’s
              TMC Love         Happy Accidents (R) ›› (HD)                    Crooklyn, ‘94 ›› Premiere. (HD)                  Beaches (PG-13, ‘88) ›› (CC)
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TVTIMES                                   SUNDAY AFTERNOON                                                      May 3-9, 2014                                   17

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm         5:30
              ^     NASCAR Racing                                  XTERRA                  XTERRA World            Minute      Minute        News at 5pm (N)
              #     NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)                   McCarver Tree Fu        LazyTown Zou (TVY) News                NBC News
              $     Proactiv Paid Prog. Derm           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Hanna J. Hanna Paid Prog. Meals!                  Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
                    PGA
               % (Live)Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. (N) (CC) (HD) American Paid Pro- Fast Joint This Old Face the News 5
                                                                                           Athlete     gram        Relief      House         Nation (N)
                                                                                                                                                          KPIX

               & Ballet at 50              Craft in America        California Forever      Huell Howser            Moyers      Contrary Studio            Weekend
                    NBA Bas- NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (HD)          Juicy       Sweet Re- Days with Food Rush ABC7                 World
               _ ketball      (Live)                                                       Meals!      treats      Zahrah      (TVG)         News         News
               ) Kitchen Kitchen Check                 Lidias      Martha      Sara’s      Antiques Roadshow McL’ghlin Moyers                Newsroom Weekend
               * Basketball NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)                Motion      Derm        Dog         Minute        News         ABC News
               + NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)                      House       Tree Fu     On Money Press            News         NBC News
               ` PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. (N) (CC)             House       Paid Prog. Airbrush Jdg Judy News                  CBS News
               . Al Punto (N)              Para Volver a Amar      La Hora Pico (N)        Tras la Verdad          El Chavo Animado          Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Fix Hair Paid Prog. Edgemont Edgemont Live Life On Spot Family St. Traveler Desperately Seeking Susan (PG-13) ››
               : Nima TV (TVPG)            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Program                Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Horse Rc Borders
               ? Career       Wild Am. Mrs. Doubtfire (PG, ‘93) ››› (Robin Williams)                   Raymond King            King          Middle       Middle
               @ Journal Faith             Classic Art Showcase Journal        In Focus Journal        Faith       Mormon Tomorrow News                   Euromaxx
               D Workout Williams Home.                Butts!      Game        Paid Prog. The Water Horse (PG) ››› (Emily Watson)            Middle       Middle
               H NASCAR Racing                                     Cops Rel. Cops Rel. The Haunted Mansion (PG, ‘03) ››                      FOX 40 News (N)
               J Patty Show                Chuper      Chuper      El Mofles y Canek (NR, ‘92) (Rafael Inclán)     Mentes Criminales (NR) (Aurora Martínez)
               L Focus T25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Backyard Pain Free Comedy.TV (TVPG) Glee “Props” (TV14) Leverage (TVPG)
               P Enfoque Tu Camino y el Mío (HD)                   El Cuatrero                         Tizoc (Pedro Infante, María Félix)                 Operación
               R Pagado Pagado Pasión Deportiva                                            Hit M3                  25 Más: Fin de            Historias Engarzadas
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               V Craft in America (N) Afropop: Cultural            Cleveland Orchestra                 Antiques Poirot (CC) (TVPG)           Father Brown (TVPG)
               ¨ In Focus Newsroom European drive it! Travel                   Journeys Travel         Calif. Gold Steves      Desert        RT News Journal (N)
               ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Leverage (TVPG)             Leverage (TVPG)         Leverage (TVPG)         Leverage (TVPG)           Leverage (TVPG)
               ¥ Christian Worship         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Love          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. A Time for Like You No 2 Old Ministry Special
              A&E Criminal Minds (TV14) Bates Motel (TV14)         Bates Motel (TV14)      XXX (PG-13, ‘02) ›› (Vin Diesel) Premiere. (HD)                Duck D.
              AMC Behind      Jaws (PG, ‘75) ›››› (Roy Scheider) (CC) (HD)                             Jaws 2 (PG, ‘78) ›› (Roy Scheider) (CC) (HD)
              ANIM To Be Announced                                                                                 Rocky Bounty Hunters River Monsters (CC)
               BET Suddenly Single                     The Ditchdigger’s Daughters (Carl Lumbly) (CC) (TVG)        Deliver Us From Eva (R, ‘03) ›› (LL Cool J)
            BRAVO Housewives/Atl.          Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Housewives/Atl.
              CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           Rambo: First Blood (R, ‘82) ››› (Sylvester Stallone)        Rambo: First Blood Part II ››
             CNBC Sexiest     Defrosting NINJA 101 Explore Get Sub D Defrosting Shaun T’s Defrosting Debt/Part On Money Cocaine Cowboys (R)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Special Report Anthony Bourd.
              COM Black Sheep (11:59) (PG-13, ‘96) › (HD)          Tosh.0      Tosh.0      Tosh.0      Tosh.0      Yes Man (3:58) (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (CC) (HD)
            CSNBA MLB Baseball: Giants at Braves Postgame Legends                          Hard Charge             Running Report            Playing      49ers
             CSPN Washington This Week                             Washington This         Newsmakers              Washington This           Q&A
              DSC US-Bacon US-Bacon US-Bacon US-Bacon Hawaii                   Hawaii      Hawaii      Hawaii      Rebel Road (TV14)         Marooned (TV14)
                E! Secret Societies of Hollywood (HD) (TV14) Secret Societies Of Total Divas (TV14)                Total Divas (TV14)        Total Divas (TV14)
             ESPN College Softball Stanford at UCLA. (N)           2014 Draft Academy SportsCenter (N)             Countdown                 MLB Baseball
             ESPN2 Billiards Billiards (HD)            30 for 30 (CC) (HD)                 2014 Draft Academy Arena Football: Shock at Kiss
              FAM Peter Pan (11:30) (G) Gnomeo and Juliet (1:10) (G) ›› (HD)               Cars 2 (G, ‘11) ›› (Voices of Owen Wilson) (HD)                Ratatouille
              FNC Jour.       News HQ Carol Alt Housecall MediaBuzz (HD)                   Fox News Sunday         FOX Report (N)            Huckabee (HD)
             FOOD The Kitchen (TVG)        Trisha’s Pioneer Chopped Canada                 Save My Bakery          My. Diners My. Diners Boss Under Fire
                FX Inc Hulk Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance › (HD)            Captain America: The First Avenger, ‘11 ››› (HD)              Spider-Man 2 (HD)
              HALL In My Dreams ›› (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                See Jane Date ›› (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               Reading, Writing & Romance (HD) (TVG)
              HIST 101 Weapons that Changed the World (CC) The Epic History of Everyday Things (TVPG) Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars
             HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property
              LIFE Romeo Killer            Taken in Broad Daylight (NR) (HD) (TV14)        The Nightmare Nanny (NR) (HD) (TV14)              Husband Met
            MSNBC MSNBC Live (N)           Karen Finney            Caught on Camera        Caught on Camera        Caught on Camera          Caught on Camera (N)
              MTV Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Awkward. Awkward. Faking It Faking It
              NICK Parents Parents Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Thunder Haunted Sanjay                          Bread       Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN E Tolle: A New Earth Best, Oprah Show            Super Soul Sunday E Tolle: A New Earth Oprah’s Next Chapter Oprah’s Next Chapter
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)          Snapped (TVPG)          Snapped (TVPG)          Snapped (TVPG)            Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG)
              SYFY My Bloody Valentine Jeepers Creepers (R, ‘01) ›› (HD)                   Jeepers Creepers 2 (R, ‘03) ›› (HD)               Final Destination 2 (R)
               TBS Observe Scary Movie 4 (12:45) (PG-13) ›› (HD)               Not Another Teen Movie (HD)         Eurotrip (4:15) (R, ‘04) ›› (HD)
              TCM Millionaire Love in the Afternoon (12:45) (NR, ‘57) ››› (CC)             Wait Until Dark (NR, ‘67) ››› (CC)                With a Song
               TLC Say Yes:The Big Day 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. Marry                    Marry         Marry        Marry
               TNT Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Total Recall (R, ‘90) ››› (CC) (HD)                              Inception, ‘10 (HD)
             TOON Regular Regular Steven               Steven      Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure The Smurfs (HD)
              TRAV Mexico Beaches          Food Paradise (TVG) Bikinis & Boardwalks Grills Gone Wilder             Trip Flip (CC) (TVPG) Mysteries-Museum
             TRUTV Tow        Tow          truTV Top Funniest      Most Shocking           Most Shocking           Most Shocking             World’s Dumbest...
            TVLAND 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. Cosby               Cosby       The Cosby Show          Cosby       Cosby         Cosby        Cosby
              USA Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU          NCIS: Los Angeles
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              VH-1 Love, Hip Hop           Love, Hip Hop           Love, Hip Hop           Love, Hip Hop           Love, Hip Hop             Love, Hip Hop
            WGN-A Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos Videos                               Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (R) ››› (HD)
              DISN Adventures              I Didn’t    I Didn’t    I Didn’t    Austin      Austin      Austin      Jessie      Jessie        Good         Good
              ENC Hostage The Specialist (12:35) (R, ‘94) ››                   That’s My Boy (R, ‘12) › (CC)                   Grumpy Old Men ››
              HBO Armaged Last Week Real Time, Bill                All About Ann                       Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Big Momma 2
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              MAX Miss Congeniality 2 U-571 (PG-13, ‘00) ›› (CC) (HD)                      Road Trip ›› (HD)                   Vehicle 19 (4:35) (HD)
             SHOW Boat Trip (12:10) (R, ‘03) › (CC) Muammar Gaddafi                        Judge Dredd (3:15) Premiere. (HD)                 Rescue Dawn (4:55)
             STARZ Da Vinci’s CBGB (12:35) (R, ‘13) iTV. (CC) (HD)             Da Vinci’s Demons       My Best Friend’s Wedding (3:20) The Take Lone Rngr
              TMC Beaches The Three Musketeers (12:35) (PG-13) ›               Meeting Evil › (HD)                 Crooklyn (PG-13, ‘94) ›› (HD)
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                        Sports
TVTIMES                             SUNDAY EVENING                                           May 3-9, 2014                              18

                                                                                                            low for donation; Carrie gets a
7 p.m.                                                          Sunday                                      lucky break; Akalitus’ poker
                                                                                                            habit pays off; Grace drops a
^ H Bob’s Burgers When                                                                                      bomb on Jackie. (CC) (HD)
Tina cannot speak after biting      USA NCIS: Los Angeles The            Krakatau reduces the island to     (TVMA)
her tongue, Louise offers to be     team must find the person be-        a third of its former size. (CC)
her translator. (N) (CC) (HD)       hind an ambush on a vehicle          (HD) (TVPG)
(TV14)                              carrying Jada Khaled. (CC) (HD)      ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                 9 p.m.
# + American Dream                  (TV14)                               ± Leverage When a mark is          ^ H Cosmos: A Spacetime
Builders The teams renovate                                              killed, the team races to find     Odyssey The autobiography of
two artist lofts in downtown                                             the killer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       the Earth; Marie Tharp creates
Los Angeles. (N) (CC) (HD)          7:30 p.m.                            A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes      the first map of the Earth’s
(TVPG)                                                                   Sadie shopping to find an “ap-
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-         ^ H American Dad When                                                   ocean floor. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                    Stan is fired, he is forced to       propriate” dress for her home-     (TVPG)
tims Unit Benson and Stabler                                             coming dance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
investigate two rapes that ap-      take a job at the store Steve                                           # + Believe A premonition
                                    manages. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)        BRAVO The Real Housewives          sidetracks Tate’s efforts to
pear to have been committed                                              of Atlanta Apollo addresses ru-
by the same man. (CC) (HD)          4 Viewer’s Choice Gives view-                                           keep Bo focused on her train-
                                    ers the opportunity to choose        mors about him and Phaedra.        ing. (N) (HD) (TV14)
(TV14)                                                                   (N) (HD) (TV14)
% 60 Minutes (N) (CC) (HD)          which program they want to                                              % The Good Wife Alicia turns
                                    see. (CC) (TVPG)                     DSC Bear Grylls: Man vs. Ever-     to her mother for advice after a
_ * America’s Funniest                                                   est Hardcore adventurers who
Home Videos (N) (CC) (HD)           D Friends Monica and Chan-                                              chance meeting with a charm-
                                    dler run into an old acquain-        do more than climb the moun-       ing entrepreneur. (N) (CC) (HD)
(TVPG)                                                                   tain. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
) Globe Trekker Shwedagon           tance at a fertility clinic. (CC)                                       (TV14)
                                    (HD) (TV14)                          HALL Signed, Sealed, Deliv-        _ * Resurrection (Season
Pagoda; Inle Lake; Shan                                                  ered The postal detectives
Palace; Mahamuni Buddha.            A&E Duck Dynasty Si tools                                               Finale) The return of the dead
                                    around in a mobility scooter;        track clues to deliver a special   reaches critical mass, sending
(CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                          love letter; the new supervi-
` The Amazing Race A dou-           Phil must find a new pet turtle                                         the town into chaos. (N) (CC)
                                    for Miss Kay. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       sor’s agenda. (N) (CC) (HD)
ble U-turn in Spain threatens                                                                               (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                         (TVG)
the alliance; one team’s future     NICK Sam & Cat Cat invents a
                                                                         HIST Counting Cars Danny           ) Masterpiece Classic Miss
is threatened by an injury. (N)     holiday so she can buy gifts;                                           Mardle falls in love; trouble for
                                    Cat snoops to find out what          finds a rare 1960 delivery vehi-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                         cle; Mike gets in trouble at       LeClair and Harry. (N) (CC) (HD)
? CSI: Miami The team races         other people’s gifts are. (CC)                                          (TVPG)
                                                                         work; Danny’s coffin couch.
to save Calleigh from kidnap-       (HD) (TVG)                                                              ` The Mentalist A grand jury
                                                                         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
pers. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              TLC Who the (Bleep) Did I                                               must decide if Jane should be
                                                                         OWN Oprah’s Lifeclass Bishop
D Seinfeld Elaine’s                 Marry? A gun, a wife and a life      T.D. Jakes and Oprah reach out     tried for Red John’s murder. (N)
boyfriend’s comments on villas      of lies destroys everything. (CC)    to fatherless sons and daugh-      (CC) (HD) (TV14)
in Tuscany stirs Jerry’s curiosi-   (HD) (TVPG)                          ters in need of healing. (CC)      ? Criminal Minds A serial
ty. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                     (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)          killer uses skills of persuasion
L CSI: Miami A body in a                                                                                    to lure women into danger. (CC)
sinkhole leads the team to a
                                    8 p.m.                               SHOW Californication Hank re-
                                                                         ceives his first episode assign-   (HD) (TV14)
robbery. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           ^ H The Simpsons Homer               ment; Karen prepares to throw      D The Big Bang Theory
V Death in Paradise The team        wakes up to a world where            in the towel. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)     Leonard must choose between
is locked in a house with a         everything and everyone is           SPIKE Bar Rescue A hookah          Penny and his new girlfriend,
killer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            made out of Legos. (N) (CC)          bar’s overwhelming odors and       Priya. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
¨ France 24 News (N)                (HD) (TVPG)                          frat house behavior. (HD)          L The Closer Brenda tries to
± Leverage The team must re-        # + Dateline NBC (N) (CC)            (TVPG)                             solve the murder of an Arab
cover lost evidence from a          (HD) (TVPG)                          STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)      teenager while she is on admin-
mountain. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC)              Leonardo and his allies face       istrative leave. (CC) (HD) (Part
A&E Duck Dynasty Willie lands       (HD)                                 deadly threats as they search      2 of 2) (TV14)
the biggest order in the compa-     % The Amazing Race A dou-            for the Book of Leaves; Carlo      ¨ Henning Mankell’s Wallan-
ny’s history; Phil wants to blow    ble U-turn in Spain threatens        helps Clarice; the Sultan’s son    der (N)
up a beaver dam. (CC) (HD)          the alliance; one team’s future      is intrigued by Lucrezia. (CC)     ± Leverage The team at-
(TVPG)                              is threatened by an injury. (N)      (HD) (TVMA)                        tempts to take down a corrupt
BRAVO The Real Housewives           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     USA NCIS: Los Angeles The          PR consultant. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
of Atlanta The ladies discuss       _ * Once Upon a Time As              team and the FBI investigate       A&E Duck Dynasty Jase and Si
the aftermath of Porsha vs.         Mary Margaret goes into labor,       when an ex-Marine is suspect-      hunt turkey for the annual fami-
Kenya; Cynthia and NeNe hash        the residents of Storybrooke         ed of making a chemical bomb.      ly cook-off; Phil visits the com-
our their issues. (HD) (TV14)       work to protect her and the          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   pany warehouse. (CC) (HD)
DSC Deadliest Catch: Legend         baby. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                              (TVPG)
of the Northwestern The             ) Call the Midwife Tom asks                                             AMC TURN Washington’s army
Hansen family juggles tendering     Trixie to play cricket; Shelagh      8:30 p.m.                          crosses into enemy territory.
operation and family obliga-        talks to Dr. Turner about adopt-     ^ H Family Guy Peter brings        (N) (CC) (HD)
tions. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             ing a baby. (N) (CC) (HD PA)         Meg to college for an interview    DSC Everest Avalanche
NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat          (TV14)                               and introduces her to partying.    Tragedy Accounts of the rescue
start making a version of their     ` The Good Wife Alicia turns         (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)               and recovery following an ava-
favorite soda. (CC) (HD) (TVG)      to her mother for advice after a     D Modern Family DeDe               lanche. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
OWN Oprah’s Next Chapter            chance meeting with a charm-         comes to Lily’s birthday party     E! Total Divas Trinity wants to
Usher Raymond discusses his         ing entrepreneur. (N) (CC) (HD)      with Claire’s ex-boyfriend. (CC)   get married; Eva faces a health
career, custody battle and          (TV14)                               (HD) (TVPG)                        issue; Nikki and Ariane help
breakdown in court; Jonetta         4 Dance Party All-New Bay            ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)                Nattie. (N) (TV14)
Patton discusses the rift with      Area show with local dancers,        A&E Duck Dynasty Si wins big       HBO Game of Thrones Cersei
her son, Usher. (CC) (HD)           ’80’s music. (TV14)                  at the company party; beavers      and Tywin plan the Crown’s
(TVPG)                              ? Burn Notice A doctor seeks         build a dam at Phil’s secret       next move; Dany discusses fu-
SHOW Years of Living Danger-        help; Michael is drawn into a        fishing pond. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     ture plans; Jon Snow begins a
ously Chris Hayes and Michael       game of cat and mouse with a         COM Jeff Dunham: Controlled        new mission. (N) (CC) (HD)
Grimm consider climate change       killer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             Chaos Three favorite characters    (TVMA)
in the wake of Superstorm           D Modern Family Claire and           make an appearance; Walter,        LIFE Drop Dead Diva Jane and
Sandy; M. Sanjayan interviews       Phil decide to reprise their role-   Achmed the Dead Terrorist and      Grayson spend the night togeth-
top climate scientists. (CC)        playing adventure from the pre-      Peanut. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           er; Owen defends the Mayor of
(HD) (TVPG)                         vious year. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         HIST Counting Cars Danny and       Malibu. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
SPIKE Bar Rescue A family’s         L Bones The body of a preg-          the boys give away a perfect       OWN Oprah’s Lifeclass Oprah
feuding and outrageous antics.      nant 16-year-old is found buried     hot rod at the Rockabilly Re-      goes back through the 25 years
(HD) (TVPG)                         in a mound of salt. (CC) (HD)        union at Lake Havasu. (CC)         of her show and teaches the
TLC Who the (Bleep) Did I           (TV14)                               (HD) (TVPG)
Marry? Dating becomes a vor-        V Krakatoa The May 20,               SHOW Nurse Jackie Coop
tex of terror. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     1883 eruption of the volcano         learns his sperm count is too         Continued on next page
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lessons that matter most to         D Seinfeld Uncontrollable wink       monkeys; Mount Fuji. (CC) (HD)      and recovery following an ava-
her. (N) (HD) (TVPG)                causes problems for George.          (TVG)                               lanche. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
SHOW Nurse Jackie Jackie            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     DSC Bear Grylls: Everest After      E! Total Divas Trinity wants to
goes off the deep end; Frank        H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)          the Avalanche (N) (CC) (HD)         get married; Eva faces a health
discloses a secret about his        (TVPG)                               (TV14)                              issue; Nikki and Ariane help
past. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)          L KPIX 5 News on the CW              E! Chrisley Knows Best Todd         Nattie. (TV14)
SPIKE Bar Rescue The owner          ± Leverage While tracking a          bets Julie that he can throw a      HALL Signed, Sealed, Deliv-
of a dying Texas bar crosses        Van Gogh painting, the team          fabulous party. (HD) (TV14)         ered The postal detectives
the line. (N) (HD) (TVPG)           learns the painting was the          HBO Veep Amy and Dan com-           track clues to deliver a special
STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       center of a love story. (CC) (HD)    pete to become Selina’s cam-        love letter; the new supervi-
Leonardo and his allies face        (TVPG)                               paign manager; Mike tries to        sor’s agenda. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
deadly threats as they search       A&E (10:01) Duck Dynasty             maintain his fertility schedule;    HBO Last Week Tonight With
for the Book of Leaves; Carlo       The Robertsons plan a family         Jonah is offered a job on Mad-
                                    reunion before Mia’s surgery.                                            John Oliver A satirical look at
helps Clarice; the Sultan’s son                                          dox’s team; Gary’s shoulder         the week in news, politics and
is intrigued by Lucrezia. (CC)      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     pain threatens his job; Selina
                                    AMC Mad Men Don contacts             is invited to Maddox’s country      current events. (N) (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TVMA)                                                                                                  (TVMA)
TLC Long Island Medium A            an old friend; Roger deals with      house. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                    problems at home; Peggy is un-                                           HIST (11:02) Counting Cars A
group reading for a charity at a                                                                             motorcycle pullover goes south;
historic New York theater. Re-      derestimated. (N) (CC) (HD)
connecting a woman and her          (TV14)                               11 p.m.                             a woman brings in her recov-
                                    BRAVO Married to Medicine                                                ered IROC-Z. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
father. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                             ^ Second Look Highlights of
USA NCIS: Los Angeles The           Quad hires a designer to help        past news stories. (CC) (TVG)       OWN Oprah’s Lifeclass Bishop
team confronts a vengeful ad-       launch her line of puppy             # KCRA 3 Night Team Riva,           T.D. Jakes and Oprah reach out
versary, when an undercover         clothes; Toya confronts Dr. Si-      Verdoorn, Rogers. (N) (CC) (HD)     to fatherless sons and daugh-
case ignites a deadly mind          mone. (N) (HD) (TV14)                $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)             ters in need of healing. (CC)
                                    COM David Spade: My Fake             (CC) (HD)                           (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)
game. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2)
                                    Problems Comic David Spade           % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ann           SHOW Nurse Jackie Jackie
(TV14)                              performs, covering topics such       Notarangelo. (N) (HD)               goes off the deep end; Frank
                                    as doing gymnastics and lap          _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)             discloses a secret about his
9:30 p.m.                           dances. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    CSNBA Sportsman 360 TV
                                                                         (CC) (HD)                           past. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
4 Bloopers (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                              ) Imagemakers People’s be-          TRUTV (11:01) World’s Dumb-
                                    E! Eric & Jessie: Game On The                                            est... (HD) (TV14)
D The Big Bang Theory The                                                lief systems are put to the test.
                                    baby surprises Eric and Jessie                                           USA NCIS: Los Angeles The
guys investigate when Shel-         with an early arrival. (N) (TV14)    (CC) (HD)
don’s game account is hacked.       HBO Silicon Valley Erlich con-       * News 10 at 11:00pm With           team investigates an intel oper-
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    vinces a graffiti artist to create   Siemny Chhuon and Damany            ation after people connected to
V NOVA The March 11 earth-          Pied Piper’s logo; Jared works       Lewis. Local, state, and nation-    the project die in an explosion.
quake was the worst to strike       to make the company more ef-         al news happening this week-        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Japan, spawning a tsunami           ficient; Richard learns that he      end. Meteorologist Darla
with 30-foot-high waves. (CC)       has eight weeks to prepare for       Givens has up to date weather
(HD) (TVPG)                         a live demonstration. (N) (CC)       conditions and the forecast for     11:30 p.m.
A&E Duck Dynasty Jase and           (HD) (TVMA)                          tomorrow. (N) (CC)                  ^ Modern Family DeDe
the children stay with Willie and   LIFE (10:01) Devious Maids           + NBC Bay Area News at 11           comes to Lily’s birthday party
Korie, but issues of personal       Marisol discovers shocking           (N) (HD)                            with Claire’s ex-boyfriend. (CC)
space create conflict. (CC) (HD)    news about Nicholas and Opal;        ` CBS 13 News at 10p (HD)           (HD) (TVPG)
(TVPG)                              Rosie takes Kenneth to a spe-        4 It’s Always Sunny in
                                                                         Philadelphia The gang starts a      # (11:35) Private Practice
BRAVO Watch What Happens:           cialist. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                            Cooper and Charlotte second-
Live Porsha Williams from “The      OWN Oprah: Where Are They            holiday adventure filled with
                                                                         stolen toys, naked elves and a      guess their wedding plans; an
Real Housewives of Atlanta.”        Now? Molly Ringwald discusses                                            investigator questions the doc-
(N) (HD) (TV14)                     growing up on camera; Dina           run-in with Santa. (CC) (HD)
                                                                         (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)                tors. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
SHOW Californication Levon          Manzo reveals the reason she                                             $ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)
wants some alone time with          left “Real Housewives”; Ruby         ? Mark at the Movies
                                                                         D Ten O’clock News (CC) (HD)        ) Film School Shorts “Spring-
Melanie; Charlie and Marcy          Gettinger; Ted Haggard’s fall
                                    from grace. (CC) (HD) (TV14)         H The Arsenio Hall Show (CC)        time” and “Doubles With Slight
have money issues. (N) (CC)                                                                                  Pepper.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    SHOW Years of Living Danger-         (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVMA)                                                                                                  4 Bloopers (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    ously (Season Finale) Celebri-       L Criminal Minds The BAU
                                    ties travel the globe tackling       team hunts for a serial killer      ? Raw Travel Panama’s natu-
10 p.m.                             hot-button topics like climate       who targets members of a po-
                                                                         lice department in Arizona. (CC)
                                                                                                             ral wonders; the Panama
                                                                                                             Canal. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    change. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)         SPIKE Hungry Investors (Sea-         (HD) (TV14)                         A&E (11:32) Duck Dynasty
(HD)                                son Premiere) A self-proclaimed      V Live From the Artists Den         Jase buys an all-terrain vehicle;
# + Crisis Dunn goes to ex-         king of BBQ and an authentic         Phoenix performs “Entertain-        Kay becomes a text-messaging
tremes to protect Meg; Finley       western chef compete for an in-      ment,” “Lasso,” “Lisztomania,”      menace after she gets a new
must keep Gibson’s target           vestment. (N) (HD) (TVPG)            “Long Distance Call,” “1901.”       phone. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
away from a desperate parent.       TLC My Five Wives Answering          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    BRAVO Fashion Queens (N)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                questions from the pressures         ¨ Americas Now (N)                  (HD) (TVPG)
$ Entertainment Tonight (N)         of polygamy to intimate bed-         ± Without a Trace An ulti-          HBO Game of Thrones Cersei
(CC) (HD)                           room details. (N) (CC) (HD)          mate fighter disappears after       and Tywin plan the Crown’s
% The Mentalist A grand jury        (TVPG)                               winning a match, and many           next move; Dany discusses fu-
must decide if Jane should be       USA NCIS: Los Angeles The            may be responsible for his ab-
tried for Red John’s murder. (N)                                                                             ture plans; Jon Snow begins a
                                    team pursues a criminal moti-        duction. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           new mission. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    vated by revenge. (CC) (HD)          A&E (11:02) Duck Dynasty
_ * (10:01) Revenge Emily                                                                                    MAX (11:50) Life on Top Melis-
                                    (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)                 The men camp out before the
is forced to take extreme                                                                                    sa’s “ladies night” plan for the
                                                                         opening of duck season; stinky
measures. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                           Phil seeks romance with Miss        club backfires. (CC) (HD)
) The Bletchley Circle (Sea-        10:30 p.m.                           Kay. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               (TVMA)
son Finale) Millie leads the cir-                                        AMC (11:04) Mad Men Don             SHOW Californication Levon
                                    D Friends Monica and Chan-
cle to the heart of crime opera-                                         contacts an old friend; Roger       wants some alone time with
                                    dler interview unsuspecting
tion. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          candidates, hoping to find           deals with problems at home;        Melanie; Charlie and Marcy
` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)            someone to father their baby.        Peggy is underestimated. (CC)       have money issues. (CC) (HD)
(HD)                                (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     (HD) (TV14)                         (TVMA)
4 Cal High Sports Bay Area          L The Office Holly and               COM Jeff Dunham: Controlled         STARZ (11:45) Da Vinci’s
(TVG)                               Michael turn Andy’s business         Chaos Three favorite characters     Demons (iTV) Leonardo and his
? Criminal Minds The BAU            seminar into an improv chal-         make an appearance; Walter,         allies face deadly threats as
team hunts for a serial killer      lenge. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              Achmed the Dead Terrorist and       they search for the Book of
who targets members of a po-        V Art Wolfe’s Travels to the         Peanut. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            Leaves; Carlo helps Clarice; the
lice department in Arizona. (CC)    Edge Red-crested cranes;             DSC Everest Avalanche               Sultan’s son is intrigued by Lu-
(HD) (TV14)                         Nagano’s hot springs and snow        Tragedy Accounts of the rescue      crezia. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
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                        6 pm        6:30         7 pm       7:30       8 pm        8:30       9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                       24 -- Jack  Big Bang     Bob’s        American The Simp- Family       Cosmos: A Spacetime     News        Sports-       Second      Modern
                ^      Is Back     Theory       Burgers Dad (N)       sons (N) Guy (N) Odyssey (N) (TVPG)                        wrap          Look        Family
                       KCRA 3      On the       American Dream        Dateline NBC (N) (CC) Believe Skouras tests   Crisis (N) (CC) (HD)       KCRA 3      Private
                #      Reports     Money (N)    Builders (N) (TVPG) (TVPG)                   Dani’s powers. (N)     (TV14)                     Team        Practice
                       Larry King  Whiten       Law & Order: Special KRON 4 News at 8        Entertainment Tonight  Entertainment Tonight      News        The Insid-
                $      Reports     Teeth!       Victims Unit (TV14) (CC) (HD)                (N) (CC) (HD)          (N) (CC) (HD)                          er (N)
                       CBS         KPIX 5       60 Minutes (N) (CC) The Amazing Race (N) The Good Wife “The         The Mentalist “Il Tavolo   KPIX 5      Game Day
                %      Evening     News         (HD)                  (CC) (TVPG)            Deep Web” (N) (TV14)   Bianco” (N) (TV14)         News        with
                       Viewfinder  America’s    Nature Animals search Call the Midwife Tom Masterpiece Classic      The Bletchley Circle       Rescue in the Philip-
                &                  Heartland    for mates. (TVPG)     asks Trixie out. (N)   (N) (CC) (TVPG)        (N) (CC) (TV14)            pines: Refuge
                       ABC7        Red Car-     America’s Funniest Once Upon a Time          Resurrection “Torn     Revenge (10:01) “Im-       ABC7 News 11:00PM
                _      News        pet          Home Videos (N)       “Kansas” (N) (TVPG) Apart” (N) (TVPG)         petus” (N) (TVPG)          (N) (CC) (HD)
                       Journey of the Bone-     Globe Trekker “Myan- Call the Midwife Tom Masterpiece Classic       The Bletchley Circle       Image-      Film
                )      setter’s Daughter        mar” (HD) (TVG)       asks Trixie out. (N)   (N) (CC) (TVPG)        (N) (CC) (TV14)            makers      School
                       News 10 Red Car-         America’s Funniest Once Upon a Time          Resurrection “Torn     Revenge (10:01) “Im-       News 10 Sports Ex-
                *      at 6:00pm pet            Home Videos (N)       “Kansas” (N) (TVPG) Apart” (N) (TVPG)         petus” (N) (TVPG)          at          tra (11:35)
                       Bay Area 30 Rock         American Dream        Dateline NBC (N) (CC) Believe Skouras tests   Crisis (N) (CC) (HD)       NBC Bay Area News
                +      News        (TV14)       Builders (N) (TVPG) (TVPG)                   Dani’s powers. (N)     (TV14)                     at 11 (N) (HD)
                       60 Minutes (N) (CC)      The Amazing Race (N) The Good Wife “The The Mentalist “Il Tavolo    CBS 13 News at 10p         CBS 13 News at 10p
                `      (HD)                     (CC) (TVPG)           Deep Web” (N) (TV14) Bianco” (N) (TV14)       (N) (HD)                   (HD)
                       Comedi- Noticiero        Aquí y Ahora (HD)     Nuestra Belleza Latina (N) (HD) (TV14)        Sal y Pimienta (10:05)     Comedi- Noticiero
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                       Cal High Sports BayABC7         Viewer’s Dance Party (TV14) ABC7                Bloopers Cal High Sports Bay            Always      Bloopers
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                       Easy               News at 7 Talk
                                   Entertain-                     If You Are the One                   Cantonese Live            Bob Dylan     Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
                :      Gourmet ment                    Tonight                                         Journal      Splendidly                 gram        gram
                       Engage- Engage-    CSI: Miami The team Burn Notice A doctor Criminal Minds “52               Criminal Minds (CC)        Mark,       Raw Travel
                ?      ment        ment   races to save Calleigh. seeks help. (TVPG)       Pickup” (CC) (TV14)      (HD) (TV14)                Movies      (N)
                                          Journal
                       Journal - World Sto-            In Focus Journal        In Focus Journal/G World Sto- Kpop                World         Journal - God
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                       How I Met How I MetSeinfeld Friends        Modern       Modern      Big Bang Big Bang Seinfeld Friends                  Ten O’clock News
                D                         (TVPG)       (TV14)     Family       Family      Theory      Theory       (TVPG)       (TV14)        (CC) (HD)
                   Bones A blue corpse is Bob’s        American The Simp- Family           Cosmos: A Spacetime FOX 40 News (N) (CC)            The Arsenio Hall
                H found in a landfill.    Burgers Dad (N)         sons (N) Guy (N) Odyssey (N) (TVPG) (TVPG)                                   Show (CC) (TV14)
                   Retofamosos            Isabel (TVG)                         Que Jala- Río de Pasiones (Guillermo Quintanilla) La            Central Deportiva
                J                                                              da          pasión provoca situaciones inesperadas.
                   White Collar A number CSI: Miami The team is Bones Pregnant teen The Closer “Serving KPIX 5                   The Office    Criminal Minds (CC)
                L of bank robberies.      lead to a robbery.      murdered. (TV14)         the King” (TV14)         News         (TVPG)        (HD) (TV14)
                   Rango (PG, ‘11) ››› (Voices of Johnny Depp, La Voz Kids (N) (HD) (TVPG)                          Suelta La Sopa Extra       Titulares Operación
                P Isla Fisher) (HD)                                                                                 (N) (HD)                   Tele.       Repo
                   La Historia Detrás del Tras las Rejas          Extranormal de Impacto Videos de fantasmas, DeporTV América                  Marcaje Personal
                R Mito: Fin de Semana                             apariciones e historias de terror.
                   Antiques Roadshow Death in Paradise            Krakatoa The May 20, 1883 erup- NOVA Earthquake and Travels to               Live From the Artists
                V “Atlanta” (CC) (TVG) (CC) (TVPG)                tion of the volcano Krakatau.        tsunami strikes Japan. the Edge         Den (CC) (TVPG)
                Z Big Bang Big Bang How I Met Mod Fam Leverage (TVPG)                      Law & Order: SVU         News         The Office    The Office Friends
                   Newsweek South         France 24 News (N) RT News Newsline Henning Mankell’s Wallander “The Troubled                        Americas Now (N)
                ¨ -Asia         Asia Fo                           (N) (CC) (N) (CC) Man” (N)
                   Leverage “The San      Leverage (CC) (HD) Leverage The team             Leverage “The 15 Min- Leverage “The Van             Without a Trace
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                ± Lorenzo Job” (TVPG) (TVPG)                      races to find a killer.  utes Job” (TVPG)         Gogh Job” (TVPG)           “Fight/Flight” (TV14)
                ≤ Blood Crime (5) (R) › Beowulf (PG-13) ›› (Voices of Ray Winstone) (HD)               Shoot ’Em Up (R, ‘07) ››                Contacto Deportivo
                   Cross Talk Christ in Moment of Manna           Living on Answers in Genesis Give Me the Bible                 Jack Van      Joseph        Ministry
                ¥               Prophecy               Fest       the Edge                                                       Impe          Prince        Special
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                       6 pm         6:30        7 pm         7:30        8 pm         8:30        9 pm          9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                    Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dynasty (10:01) Duck Dy- Duck Dy-
              A&E nasty           nasty       nasty        nasty      nasty        nasty         nasty        nasty        (CC) (TVPG)               nasty        nasty
                    Pearl Harbor (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett) Best friends TURN “Epiphany” (N) Mad Men Don contacts Mad Men (11:04) Don
              AMC become fighter pilots and romantic rivals in 1941. (CC) (HD)                   (CC) (HD)                 an old friend. (N)        contacts an old friend.
                    River Monsters (N)        Rocky Mountain          River Monsters (CC) Rocky Mountain                   River Monsters (CC) Rocky Mountain
              ANIM (CC) (TVPG)                Bounty Hunters (N) (HD) (TVPG)                     Bounty Hunters (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     Bounty Hunters (CC)
                    Deliver Us From Eva Love Jones (R, ‘97) ››› (Larenz Tate, Nia Long) Two                   Holiday Heart (R, ‘00) ››› (Ving Rhames) A drag queen
               BET (4) (R, ‘03) ›› (CC) struggling Chicagoans begin a tentative romance. (CC)                 shelters a drug addict and her child. (CC) (TV14)
                    The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives of Atlanta What Hap- Married to Medicine What Hap- Fashion
            BRAVO of Atlanta (TV14)           of Atlanta (TV14)       Apollo addresses rumors. (N)            pens         (N) (HD) (TV14)           pens         Queens
                    Rambo: First Blood Rocky IV (PG, ‘85) ›› (Sylvester Stallone) Vengeful boxer Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re-
              CMT Part II (4:30) Premiere. Rocky Balboa faces a deadly Soviet fighter. (HD)                   loaded       loaded       loaded       loaded       loaded
             CNBC Cocaine Cowboys (5) Marijuana- Am.                  Cocaine Cowboys II Cocaine Cowboys (R, ‘06) ›››                                Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
                    Anthony Bourdain          Morgan Spurlock In- Anthony Bourdain               Anthony Bourdain          Morgan Spurlock In- CNN Special (HD)
              CNN Parts Unknown (N)           side Man (N) (HD)       Parts Unknown              Parts Unknown             side Man (HD)
                    Yes Man Tommy Boy (6:29) (PG-13, ‘95) ›› (Chris Far- Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos David Spade: My Fake Jeff Dunham: Con-
              COM (3:58), ‘08 ley, David Spade) (HD)                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                        Problems (N)              trolled Chaos (TV14)
                    SportsNet Sportsman Red Bull Signature            World Poker Tour:          Legends                   Sportsman SportsNet World Poker Tour:
            CSNBA Central (N) 360 TV          Series                  Season 12                                            360 TV       Central (N) Season 12 (N)
                    British House of Com- Road to the White           Q & A “Myra MacPher- British House of Com- Road to the White                   Washington This
             CSPN mons                        House                   son”                       mons                      House                     Week
                    Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch:             Bear Grylls: Man vs. Everest Avalanche Tragedy (N)                Bear         Everest Avalanche
              DSC (HD) (TV14)                 Northwestern            Everest (N) (TV14)         (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       Grylls       Tragedy (CC) (TV14)
                    Total Divas Ariane        The Adjustment Bureau (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Matt Total Divas (N) (TV14) Eric &                 Chrisley Total Divas Trinity
                E! throws a party. (TV14) Damon, Emily Blunt) (HD)                                                         Jessie:      Knows        wants to get married.
                    MLB Baseball (5) St. Louis Cardinals at Chica- SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) SportsCenter (CC) (HD)                          SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN go Cubs. (N) (HD) (Live)                                                                                                           (HD)
                    Arena         Sports-     SportsCenter Special 30 for 30 (HD)                ESPN FC (N) (HD)          NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N Same-day
             ESPN2 Football Center            (HD)                                                                         Tape) (CC) (HD)
                    Ratatouille (5:23) (G, ‘07) ››› (Voices of Pat- Toy Story 3 (7:50) (G, ‘10) ››› (Voices of Tom Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (G,
              FAM ton Oswalt, Ian Holm) (HD)                          Hanks, Tim Allen) (HD)                               ‘71) ››› (Gene Wilder) (HD)
              FNC FOX News Special            Stossel (HD)            Huckabee (HD)              FOX News Special          Stossel (HD)              Fox News Sunday
             FOOD Cutthroat Kitchen           Chopped (TVG)           Food Court Wars (N) America’s Best Cook Cutthroat Kitchen (N) Kitchen Casino (TVG)
                    Spider-Man 2 (5) (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Tobey          Spider-Man 3 (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst) Peter              Spider-Man 3 (11:03)
                FX Maguire, Kirsten Dunst) (HD)                       Parker falls under the influence of his dark side. (HD)                        (PG-13) ›› (HD)
              HALL  How to Fall in Love (Eric Mabius) (CC) (TVG) Signed, Sealed                  In My Dreams ›› (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Signed, Sealed
              HIST Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars
                    House         Hunters House            Hunters Caribbean Caribbean Beach                  Beach        Living       Living       House        Hunters
             HGTV Hunters Int’l               Hunters Int’l           Life (N)     Life (TVG) Bargain Bargain Alaska                    Alaska       Hunters Int’l
                    The Husband She Met A Daughter’s Nightmare (NR, ‘14) (Emily Os- Drop Dead Diva “Sister Devious Maids (10:01) A Daughter’s Night-
              LIFE Online (5) (NR, ‘13)       ment, Paul Johansson) (CC) (HD) (TV14)             Act” (N) (TVPG)           (N) (CC) (TV14)           mare (11:02) (NR, ‘14)
            MSNBC Caught on Camera            Lockup “Louisiana”      Lockup                     Lockup                    Lockup                    Meet the Press (CC)
                    The Waterboy (PG-13, ‘98) › (Adam Sandler, All About the Benjamins (R, ‘02) ›› (Ice                    The Challenge: Free Ridicu-            Ridicu-
              MTV Kathy Bates)                                        Cube, Mike Epps)                                     Agents (TV14)             lousness lousness
                    Breadwin- The Thun- Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Charlotte’s Web (G, ‘06) ››› (Voices of Julia Full House Full House Friends                           Friends
              NICK ners (CC) dermans (TVG)                 (TVG)      Roberts) Premiere. (CC) (HD)                         (TVG)        (TVG)        (TV14)       (11:36)
              OWN Oprah’s Next Chapter Oprah’s Next Chapter Oprah’s Lifeclass                    Oprah’s Lifeclass (N) Oprah: Where Now? Oprah’s Lifeclass
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)              Snapped (TVPG)          Snapped (TVPG)             Snapped (N) (TVPG) Snapped (TVPG)                   Snapped (TVPG)
                    Bar Rescue “Hostile Bar Rescue (HD)               Bar Rescue “I Smell a Bar Rescue “Scary              Hungry Investors (N) Bar Rescue (HD)
             SPIKE Takeover” (TVPG)           (TVPG)                  Rat” (TVPG)                Mary’s” (N) (TVPG)        (TVPG)                    (TVPG)
                    Final Destination 2 (5) The Uninvited (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (Elizabeth             Underworld: Evolution (R, ‘06) ›› (Kate Beck- 30 Days of Night:
              SYFY (R, ‘03) ›› (HD)           Banks, Emily Browning) (HD)                        insale, Scott Speedman) (HD)                        Dark Days (R) (HD)
                    Zoolander (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (Ben Stiller, Owen The Hangover (R, ‘09) ››› (Bradley Cooper, The Hangover (10:15) (R, ‘09) ››› (Bradley
               TBS Wilson) (HD)                                       Ed Helms) (HD)                                       Cooper, Ed Helms) (HD)
              TCM With a Song                 A Kiss Before Dying (7:15) (NR, ‘56) ›››           Sparrows (NR, ‘26) ››› (Mary Pickford)              Intimate Lighting (NR)
                    Who the Who the Who the Who the Island                         Island        Long Island Medium My Five Wives (N)                Long Island Medium
               TLC Bleep          Bleep       Bleep        Bleep      Medium Medium (N) (CC) (TVPG)                        (CC) (TVPG)               (11:02) (CC) (TVPG)
                    Inception (5) (PG-13, ‘10) ››› (Leonardo Di- The Town (R) ››› (Ben Affleck) A woman doesn’t realize The Town (10:32) (R, ‘10) ›››
               TNT Caprio) (CC) (HD)                                  that her new beau is a bank robber. (HD)                          (Ben Affleck) (CC) (HD)
                    The Smurfs (5) (PG, Clarence Tom and The Ven- Robot                          Rick and Bob’s            Bob’s        Family       Family       Robot
             TOON ‘11) › (HD)                 (TVPG)       Jerry      ture Bros. Chicken Morty                Burgers Burgers Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Chicken
                    Hotel Secrets & Leg- Hotel Secrets & Leg- Mysteries at the Mu- Hotel Secrets & Leg- Hotel Secrets & Leg- Mysteries at the Mu-
              TRAV ends (N) (CC) (TVPG) ends (N) (CC) (TVPG) seum (CC) (TVPG)                    ends (CC) (TVPG)          ends (CC) (TVPG)          seum (CC) (TVPG)
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...         World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...         World’s Dumbest...        World’s Dumbest...        World’s Dumbest...
                    Gilligan’s Island (6:12) Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Everybody Loves                         Love-Ray- Love-Ray-
            TVLAND “Topsy Turvy” (TVG)        Island       Island     Island       Island        mond         mond         Raymond (10:12)           mond         mond
                    NCIS: Los Angeles         NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles          NCIS: Los Angeles         NCIS: Los Angeles         NCIS: Los Angeles
              USA “Greed” (TV14)              “Exit Strategy” (TV14) “Patriot Acts” (TVPG) “Sans Voir” (TV14)              “Sans Voir” (TVPG)        (CC) (TVPG)
                    Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At-
              VH-1 lanta (HD)                 lanta “Loyalty Card”    lanta (TV14)               lanta (TV14)              lanta (TV14)              lanta (TV14)
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                    Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (4:30) Salem “In Vain” (N)      Salem “In Vain” (CC) Salem “In Vain” (CC) Salem “In Vain” (CC) The Haunted Mansion
            WGN-A (R) ››› (HD)                (CC) (HD) (TVMA)        (HD) (TVMA)                (HD) (TVMA)               (HD) (TVMA)               (PG, ‘03) ›› (HD)
                    Liv & Mad- Liv & Mad- Dog With Dog With Liv & Mad- I Didn’t Do Jessie                     Austin & Dog With Good-                Austin & Dog With
              DISN die (TVG) die (TVG) a Blog              a Blog     die (N)      It (N)        (TVG)        Ally (TVG) a Blog         Charlie      Ally (TVG) a Blog
              ENC Wreck-It Ralph (6:15), ‘12 Premiere.                Superman: The Movie (PG) ››› iTV. (HD)                            That’s My Boy (R) ›
                    Big Momma’s House We’re the Millers (R, ‘13) ›› (Jennifer Aniston, Game of Thrones (N) Silicon                      Veep (N) Last Week Game of
              HBO 2 (5:15) (PG-13) ›          Jason Sudeikis) (CC) (HD)                          (CC) (TVMA)               Valley (N) (TVMA)         To.          Thrones
              MAX Snitch (6:05) (PG-13) ›› (HD)                       Magic Mike (R, ‘12) ››› (HD)                         2 Guns (R, ‘13) ›› (CC) (HD)
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                    Rescue Dawn (4:55), Years of Living Dan- Californi- Nurse                    Nurse        Californi- Years of Living Dan- Nurse               Californi-
             SHOW ‘06 (HD)                    gerously (TVPG)         cation       Jackie        Jackie (N) cation (N) gerously (N) (TVPG) Jackie                 cation
             STARZ The Lone Ranger (5:25), ‘13 ››                     Da Vinci’s Demons          Da Vinci’s Demons         I Spy (PG-13, ‘02) ››                  Da Vinci’s
              TMC The Yards (R) ›› Premiere. (HD)                     Bad News Bears Premiere. (HD)                        The Three Musketeers › (HD)
                  Movies                    Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                       News                        Sports
TVTIMES                                   SUNDAY LATE NIGHT                                                   May 3-9, 2014                                  22

                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30       2 am         2:30       3 am        3:30       4 am         4:30       5 am        5:30
                   Raw Travel Big Bang Burn Notice A doctor Super-              Paid Pro- New TV        Whiten       Cops Re- 4:30am        KTVU Morning News
               ^ (N)           Theory      seeks help. (TVPG)       smile       gram        Offer!      Teeth!       loaded     Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # Practice Law & Order: SVU              Bald        Dateline NBC (TVPG) Meet the Press (2:58) Early Tdy News                News        News
                   Cindy       Larry King Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- 24 Lad-             Paid Pro- Paid Pro- KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ Crawford Reports gram                  gram        gram        ders in 1 gram          gram
                   Criminal Minds “52      White Collar A notori- Paid Pro- Montel          Up to the Minute (N) CBS Morn- KPIX 5           KPIX 5 News Early
               % Pickup” (CC) (TV14) ous thief returns.             gram        Williams                             ing News News          Edition (N) (HD)
               & Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2014! (TVG) The Blood Sugar Solution 10-Day Detox Diet Heal Yourself: Mind Over Medicine
                   Castle A young reality- Private Practice (CC) ABC7 News 11:00PM ABC World News Now America ABC7                          ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ TV star is murdered. (HD) (TV14)                   Repeat (CC) (HD)        (N) (CC) (HD)            Morning News           (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Austin City Limits        Globe Trekker (TVG) Call the Midwife             Masterpiece Classic The Bletchley Circle Image              Film
               * Castle (12:05) (TVPG) Comedy.TV (1:05)             Wealth      Paid Prog. ABC World News Now (3:05) (N) Morning News
               + News          On Money Access Hollywood (N) Dateline NBC (TVPG) Meet the Press (2:58) Early Tdy Today                      Today in the Bay (N)
               ` White Collar (TVPG) Storms             Juicy Meals!            Pain Free Derm          Up to the Minute (N) Letterman CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Tras la Verdad (N)        Al Punto (HD)            Como Dice el Dicho La Hora Pico (TVPG) Para Volver a Amar               Comed. Noticiero
               4 SEAL Team VI (R, ‘08) (Kristoffer Garrison)        Cleaning Secrets        World’s Best Blender Cleaning Secrets           Adam Levine
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel Job (TVG)                             Genesis (TVG)          Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Insider       Hollywood Sunny          Sunny       Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Paying TV Perf. Yard OK! TV            Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D Raymond ’Til Death Van Impe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm                        Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) (CC) (TVPG) Paid Prog. Wealth                    Paid Prog. Paid Prog. TMZ (N) News              FOX 40 News
               J Universal Sufrir          Pagado       Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Programa Pagado          Pagado     Pagado      Shepherd’s Chapel
               L Leverage (TVPG)           Hollywood The Haunted Mansion (PG, ‘03) ››                   Paying TV Paid Prog. Hip Hop Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P Picardía Mexicana II (NR, ‘80)         Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado      Pagado      Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V History Detectives        Death in Paradise        Krakatoa (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           NOVA (CC) (TVPG)        Travels     Live From Artists Den
               ¨ Henning Mankell’s Wallander                        Americas Now (N)        JN1 News Kazakh          News       Today       Ukraine News
               ± Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace “4G” Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Program
               ¥ Paid Prog. Pure Pas Joy-Music Paid Prog. Urban                 Life Focus Journey Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Larry King
              A&E Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck Dynasty (2:02) Duck D. Duck D. Paid Prog. Dog                                        Dog         1 Minute
              AMC TURN (12:08) (CC)        Mad Men (1:08) (CC) TURN (2:12) (CC)             CSI: Miami (3:12)        CSI: Miami (4:13)      Stooges Stooges
              ANIM River Monsters (CC) River Monsters (CC) Rocky Bounty Hunters Orangutan Eden                       Big Cat    Big Cat     The Crocodile Hunter
              BET Popoff       BET’s Weekend Inspiration (TVG)                                                                  Popoff      Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta Married to Medicine The Real Housewives of Atlanta Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Ron White: A Little Unprofessional (TV14)           Fat Cops Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)             CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Cocaine Cowboys II Worldwide Exchange (N)                                 Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN CNNI Simulcast (N) Early Start                    Early Start             New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM Dunham David Spade                    Tosh.0      Amy Sch. South Pk South Pk South Pk Futurama Futurama Paid Prog. Clean!
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Baseball: Giants at Braves                      SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Workout Recovery
             CSPN Washington This          Washington This Week                             Q&A                      Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Avalanche Grylls         Deadliest Catch          Bear Grylls: Man        Shaun T’s Cutlery        PAIN       Paid Prog. Power        Paid Prog.
               E! Eric &       Chrisley Total Divas (TV14)          Eric &      Chrisley The Soup Chelsea Total Gym Butt Lift! Proactiv Skincare
             ESPN SportCtr NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (CC) (HD)                  SportCtr SportsCenter (CC) (HD)                 SportsCenter (CC) (HD)
             ESPN2 MLB Baseball: Cardinals at Cubs                  SportCtr SpoCenter Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM J. Osteen J. Meyer Airbrush Shaun T’s T25                     Youthful Sleep Bet. Shark!           Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Prince        Robison
              FNC Huckabee (HD)            MediaBuzz (HD)           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD America’s Best Cook Cutthroat Kitchen             Kitchen Casino (TVG) Food Court Wars             WEN Hair Derm          Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               FX Spider-Man 3 (11:03) (PG-13) ›› (HD)              Cutlery     Bald        Backyard Power           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Frasier            Frasier      Frasier    Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Paid Prog. Civil War Journal                         Defrosting
             HGTV Beach        Beach       Alaska       Alaska      Hunters Hunt Intl Caribbean Caribbean Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Proactiv Grill-Pro
              LIFE Daughter Night          Drop Dead Diva (1:02) Devious Maids (2:03) Sheer             Barefoot Paid Prog. Bald            Paid Prog. Cancer
            MSNBC Caught on Camera         Meet the Press (CC) First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.       Guy Code Guy Code Guy Code Guy Code
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George                George Lopez (3:12) George          George      Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           The Face (TVPG)          Tattoos     Tattoos     Paid Prog. Elastin RP Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Youthful 6 Min
             SPIKE Bar Rescue (TVPG) Hungry Investors               Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Wolfgang 21 DAY                     Paid Prog. PAIN
              SYFY 30 Days of Night        Night of the Demons (R, ‘09) ››                  Chain Letter (R) ›› (Nikki Reed) (HD)           Twi. Zone Twi. Zone
              TBS Hangover Zoolander (PG-13) ›› (Ben Stiller) (HD)              Eurotrip (R) ›› (Scott Mechlowicz) (HD)         Married     Married     Married
              TCM Intimate Lighting (11) The Shop on Main Street (NR, ‘65) ›››              U.F.O. (3:15) (NR, ‘56) ››          The Bride Came C.O.D. (4:45), ‘41
              TLC My Five Wives (12:02) Medium Medium Marry                     Marry       Cancer      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bald          Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT The Town (10:32) (R) Inception (1:04) (PG-13, ‘10) ››› (Leonardo DiCaprio) (CC) (HD)               Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14)
             TOON Rick         China, IL Metal          Burgers Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Chicken Rick                       China, IL Metal        Rick        Burgers
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...       Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            TVLAND Cleveland Soul Man King              King        King        King        Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Curb            Curb
              USA NCIS: Los Angeles        Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (PG-13, ‘89) ››› (HD)                  Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Love, Hip Hop           Love, Hip Hop            Love, Hip Hop           Basketball Wives LA Black Ink Crew (TV14) T.I.-Tiny Hot 97
            WGN-A The Haunted Mansion Funny Home Videos WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good        Shake It ANT Farm Jessie             Motocrossed ››› (CC)                 Phineas Deck           Fish        Phineas
              ENC That’s-Boy Hostage (R, ‘05) ›› (Bruce Willis)                 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (2:25) (R) › The Natural (4:25) (PG)
              HBO Thrones Veep             Silicon      Last Week Game of Thrones           Silicon     Veep         Universal Soldier: The Return › McEnroe
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              MAX Life-Top Chemistry Vehicle 19 (12:50) (HD)                    Next of Kin (2:20) (HD)              Femme      Outbreak (4:45) (HD)
             SHOW Years of Living          Nrs Jackie Californ. Nrs Jackie Californ. Years of Living                 Rescue Dawn (PG-13) ››› (HD)
             STARZ Da Vinci’s Da Vinci’s Demons         National Security (1:45), ‘03 ››                The Colony (3:20) (NR, ‘13)         King Arthur
              TMC Paris Is Burning (R, ‘90) ›››         Color of Night (R) Premiere. (HD)               Sushi Girl (3:35) (HD)              The Country Bears (G)
                 Movies                  Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                    Sports
TVTIMES                                      MONDAY MORNING                                                     May 3-9, 2014                                   23

                      6 am         6:30       7 am         7:30       8 am         8:30        9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     Minute       Minute      Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Actors Zac Efron and Dave Franco. (N) Live With Kelly                    Today (N) (CC)          Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                               Dr. Phil (N) (TV14)     Paid Prog. Bay Area
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                    Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                             (CC) (TVPG)              (CC) (TVG)              Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur       Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg                 Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger               Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                      Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)          ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                               Michael (N) (TVPG)       (TV14)                  News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger        Caillou    Curious Cat in the Peg                 Dinosaur Clifford        Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)               News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Zac Efron and Dave Franco; Jenna Elfman. (N) (CC) (HD)                                            News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                           Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                       Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Wen Hair America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Workout Paid Prog. Airbrush Focus T25 Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China                  Larry King Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)        Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal PopXport- Euro                 Tomorrow Journal       Talking       Journal      In Focus News            Euromaxx Journal        Arts.21
               D Youthful Workout Paid Prog. Hate Hair? People                 Justice       Court        Justice     The Dr. Oz Show         Maury (CC) (TV14)
               H FOX 40 News               FOX 40 News             FOX 40 News               FOX 40 News              Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Workout Safari                       Pagado        Gran Cine                                        A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Robison Paid Prog. Queen Latifah                  Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                               Acceso       La Prepago (N) (HD)
               R Programa Pagado           Hechos AM (6:50)                                                           Al Extremo              Cosas de la Vida
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                                 WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                Dinosaur
               ¨ My India France 24 Kazakh Hello                   ETV         EuroNews Newsline NHK                  News         RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible             Int.          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Rocky (PG) (HD)
               ¥ Ministry Wommack J. Meyer Prince                  Robison Genesis The 700 Club (TVG) Health                                  Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog             Dog        Dog         Dog           Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14)
              AMC Drop Lbs! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cancer           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Stooges Maverick (9:45) (PG, ‘94) ››› (Mel Gibson) (HD)
              ANIM Dirty Jobs (TV14)       Dirty Jobs (TV14)       Dirty Jobs (TV14)         Dirty Jobs (TV14)        Dirty Jobs (TV14)       Dirty Jobs (TV14)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                           Fam. Mat. Matters         My Wife My Wife The Game The Game Ditchdigger’s
            BRAVO Fashion Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Housewives/OC                             Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC           Million
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)          CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        Dukes-Hazzard
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                              Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)              Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                     Wolf (N) (HD)           CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Cebria        Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Daily                Colbert     Half Hour 30 Rock Sunny              South Pk
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. TrainIn10! Paid Prog. Paint
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                     Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Williams Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Shaun T’s Almost, Away                           Disappeared (TVPG) Wicked Attraction
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kardas         Kardas     Kardas      Kardas        Kardashian               Kardashian              Fashion Police (TV14)
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)          SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        On the Clock
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                          Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC)                SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Love/Child ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) Outnumbered (N)                  Happening Now (N) The Real Story
             FOOD Workout Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Barbecue Tyler’s Ult. Aarti Party Good Eats Unwrap
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Down to Earth (PG-13, ‘01) › (HD)                   The Bachelor (PG-13, ‘99) › (HD)                 White Chicks ››
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Save Our History        MonsterQuest (TVPG) Afraid of the Dark Feared throughout history. MonsterQuest (TVPG) MonsterQuest (TVPG)
             HGTV Paid Prog. HGTV’d House Hunters Reno House Hunters Reno House Hunters Reno House Hunters Reno House Hunters Reno
              LIFE Anti-Aging Paid Prog. Balancing Balancing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier                   Frasier     Frasier      Frasier    Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                       Andrea Mitchell          Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) Baby Talk Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                       PAW          Umizoomi Dora...         Dora...    Bubble       Bubble
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Hair Loss Williams Power             Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Gangland (TV14)               Gangland (TV14)         Gangland (TV14)
              SYFY Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog. Cancer           Jim Henson’s              The Pumpkin Karver (R, ‘06) › (Amy Weber) The Seamstress (R)
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married      Married    There       Browns Payne               Full House Prince        Prince     Prince       The Office
              TCM Bride COD H.M. Pulham, Esq. (NR, ‘41) ›››                    The V.I.P.’s (8:45) (NR, ‘63) ›› (Elizabeth Taylor) (CC)       The Story of G.I. Joe
               TLC Cake         Cake       19 Kids      19 Kids    Ultimate Cake Off         Hoard-Buried             Didn’t Know-Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)          Charmed (TVPG)            Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Adventure Beyblade Pokémon Scooby Scooby Doo and the Monster                                     Garfield Looney Tunes (TVY)
              TRAV Trip Flip Trip Flip No Reservation              Bizarre Foods             Bizarre Foods            Bizarre Foods           Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. NINJA 101 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Disorder in the Court Disorder in the Court Storage Storage
            TVLAND Derm         Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Diets 2.0 Griffith             Griffith    Griffith     Griffith   Griffith     Griffith
              USA Burn Notice (TVPG) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (PG-13, ‘89) ››› (HD)                         NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music            Music        Gossip      Morning Buzz            Love, Hip Hop
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TVPG)
              DISN Henry        Chugging Ella the       Mickey     Pirates     Mickey        Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia             Mickey     Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Natural       Wreck-It Ralph (6:45) (PG) ›››                 Sparkle (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC)                        Desperately Seeking Susan
              HBO McEnroe J. Groban About a Boy (PG-13, ‘02) ›››               Jack the Giant Slayer (8:45) (HD)                   Sabrina (10:45) (HD)
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              MAX Outbreak (4:45) ›› Brigham Dreamer: True Story                             8 Mile (9:15) (R, ‘02) ››› (HD)                  Taken 2 (11:10) ››
             SHOW Dead Poets Society (6:05) (HD)                   The Three Musketeers (8:15) (HD)                   W. (10:15) (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (HD)
             STARZ King Arthur (5) ››      Arthur Christmas (7:10) (PG) ›››                  My Best Friend’s Wedding (8:55) Stealth (10:45), ‘05 ››
              TMC Country The Woman in Black (6:45) (HD)                       Circle of Friends (8:20) ›››           The Woman in the Fifth (10:05)       Foolproof
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TVTIMES                                   MONDAY AFTERNOON                                                       May 3-9, 2014                                    24

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                       1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm         3:30        4 pm         4:30       5 pm         5:30
              ^     News       Missing Trisha Goddard               Maury (N) (TV14)         Minute      Minute       The Dr. Oz Show          News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)              The Dr. Oz Show          News         NBC News
              $     Youthful Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU               The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful       (TV14)
                                                                    The Queen Latifah
                                                                    Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                             The People’s Court
                                                                                             (N) (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                      Judge
                                                                                                                      Judy
                                                                                                                                  Judge
                                                                                                                                  Judy
                                                                                                                                               KPIX 5
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                                                                                                                                                            CBS
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               & Sid           Thomas Clifford         Chefs        Sara’s      Travel       As Time... As Time... Rhythm Newsline News                     Business
                    The Chew Celebrating General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                              World
               _ Cinco de Mayo. (N)        (CC) (TVPG)              lionaire    (TVG)                                 (N) (CC) (HD)            News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Check       Kitchen Pepin            News         PBS NewsHour (N)         News        Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (N) (CC)         General Hospital (N) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Millionaire Jeopardy! Ellen DeGeneres                      News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres                              News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold        The Talk (CC) (TV14) Queen Latifah                Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p            News         CBS News
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                    Hoy (HD)                 Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca             Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                              ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Love-Heart              Path         Bald        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music            Beat         Paid Prog. Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge       Bill Cunningham          The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                    Steve Harvey (TVPG)
               @ Journal Talking           Arts        Arts         Journal     Shift        Journal     Talking      Journal     Kick Off! Arts            Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show The Test (N) (TV14) Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Middle                      Middle       How I Met How I Met TMZ Live (N) (TVPG)
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)               The Test (N) (TV14)      Steve Wilkos Show        Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News                 40 News
               J Don Cheto                 Cine de la Tarde                                  Lagrimita y Costel       Estrellas Hoy            Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                   Judge       Judge        Bill Cunningham          The Office King          King         Fam. Guy
               P Avenida Brasil (HD)                                Lo Mejor                 Suelta la Sopa           Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                   Cuando Seas Mía          Callamos Mujeres         Grachi (TVY)             Ventaneando
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               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney            Caillou      Thomas Builder           Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur               Martha       WordGirl
               ¨ China         Euromaxx Midday (N) (TVPG)           Leading Sit/Be Fit Cook’s            Biscuit      Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± Rocky (11) (HD)           Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14)
               ¥ Aspiring Hannah Trinity               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries News                      Insights
              A&E Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Bates Motel (TV14) Bates Motel (TV14)                      Bates Motel (TV14)
              AMC Maverick A Perfect Getaway (12:45) (R, ‘09) ›› (HD)                        Pearl Harbor (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (Ben Affleck) (CC) (HD)
              ANIM Dirty Jobs (TV14)       Dirty Jobs (TV14)        North Woods              River Monsters           River Monsters           River Monsters
               BET The Ditchdigger’s Daughters (11) He’s Mine Not Yours (NR, ‘11) (Caryn Ward) (CC) (HD)                          Moesha Moesha Moesha
            BRAVO Million      Million Dollar Listing Southern Charm            Southern Charm (2:28) Housewives/OC               Housewives/OC             Atlanta
              CMT To Be Announced                                               Extreme Makeover         Extreme Makeover         Extreme Makeover          Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                        Fast Money (N)           Mad Money (N)            American Greed           Car Chase Car Chase
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                     The Situation Room (N) (HD)          Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Your Highness (11:54) (NR, ‘11) › (HD)            National Lampoon’s European Vacation ›› Key                   Key          Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Hard Charge              The Dan Patrick Show World Poker Tour             G-Mag       Pregame MLB Baseball: Giants at Pirates
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                  Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.               Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Sins & Secrets (TV14) Biker Build-Off (TVPG) Street Outlaws (TV14) Street Outlaws (TV14) Rebel Road (TV14)                   Car Hoards
                E! E! News (TVPG)          Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City
             ESPN NFL Insiders (N)         NFL Live (N) (CC)        Around      Pardon       SportsCenter (N)         MLB Baseball: Cardinals at Braves
             ESPN2 SportsNation (N)        Question Outside Football ESPN FC Around                      Pardon       SportsCenter (N)         NFL Live (N) (CC)
              FAM 8 Rules 8 Rules Reba                 Reba         Reba        Reba         Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Middle                 Middle
              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto              The Five (N) (HD)        Special Report           Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Money               Dinners Secrets          30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada              Contessa Contessa Pioneer Farm
                FX White Chicks (11) (PG-13) ››        The Benchwarmers (PG-13, ‘06) › (HD)              How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Pineapple
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST MonsterQuest (TVPG) MonsterQuest (TVPG) MonsterQuest (TVPG) MonsterQuest (TVPG) MonsterQuest (TVPG) Swamp People (CC)
             HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG)
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Hoarders (TVPG)                             Hoarders (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Alex Wagner              The Ed Show (N)          PoliticsNation (N)       Hardball Matthews        All In With Chris
              MTV Teen Mom Teen Mom 2 (12:41) (TVPG)                Teen Mom 2 (1:48)        Teen Mom 2 (2:55)        The Ex      The Ex       16 and Pregnant
              NICK PAW         PAW         Wally       Wally        Sponge. Sponge. Rabbids Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Undercover Boss              Undercover Boss          Undercover Boss          Undercover Boss          Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14)
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (PG-13, ‘08) ››                        The Rich Man’s Wife
             SPIKE Gangland (TV14)         Gangland (TV14)          Gangland (TV14)          Gangland (TV14)          Gangland (TVPG)          Cops         Cops
              SYFY The Seamstress (11) Chain Letter (R) ›› (Nikki Reed) (HD)                 Night of the Demons (R, ‘09) ›› (HD)              30 Days of Night
               TBS The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King                   King        Friends      Friends     Friends      Friends      Seinfeld
              TCM The Story of G.I. Joe The FBI Story (NR, ‘59) ››› (James Stewart)                      D.O.A. (NR, ‘49) ››› (CC)             The Music Man (G)
               TLC What Not to Wear        Medium Medium 19 Kids                19 Kids      Cake        Cake         Honey       Honey        Toddlers & Tiaras
               TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)        Bones (CC) (TV14)        Bones (CC) (TV14)        Castle (CC) (TVPG)       NBA Basketball
             TOON Tom & Jerry (TVG)        Tom-Jerry Tom-Jerry Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular
              TRAV Food Paradise (TVPG) Bizarre Foods               Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods                 Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Container Container Container Container Container Container
            TVLAND Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Gunsmoke (TVPG)          Gunsmoke (TVPG)          Bonanza (TVPG)           Bonanza (TVPG)           Griffith     Griffith
              USA NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles
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              VH-1 Love, Hip Hop           Love, Hip Hop            Love, Hip Hop            Love, Hip Hop            Love, Hip Hop            Love, Hip Hop
            WGN-A Law & Order (TVPG) Law Order: CI                  Law Order: CI            Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos
              DISN Mickey      Little      Little      Octonauts Jessie         Jessie       Jessie      Good         Good        Good         Dog          Dog
              ENC Despertly. Superman: The Movie (12:20) (PG) iTV. (HD)                      Boys and Girls (2:50) ›              Wreck-It Ralph (4:25)
              HBO Sabrina (10:45) ››       The Cheshire Murders (CC) (TVMA)                  Fight       The Majestic (PG) ››› (Jim Carrey) (HD)
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              MAX Taken 2 (11:10) ›› The Warriors (12:50) (R) ›››               Admission (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (HD)                    Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
             SHOW W. (10:15) My Week With Marilyn (R) ››› The Truman Show (2:15) (PG) (HD)                            Alex Cross (PG-13, ‘12) › (HD)
             STARZ Stealth (10:45) ››      This Is the End (1:05) (R) ›››                    The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2:55) The Grudge (5:10), ‘04
              TMC Foolproof (11:30) ›› Cocktail (1:05) (R, ‘88) ›› (HD)                      The Woman in Black (2:50), ‘12       Coach Carter, ‘05 (HD)
                  Movies                Children’s             Please check daily TV grids for updates                    News                       Sports
TVTIMES                            MONDAY EVENING                                          May 3-9, 2014                               25

                                                                                                          older; Phil and Claire engage in
7 p.m.                                                       Monday                                       a car race. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                          ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
^ The Big Bang Theory The                                                                                 A&E Duck Dynasty The work-
guys enter a costume contest       _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)           when they learn the Trags are       ers are forced to relocate to
with Penny’s new boyfriend.        (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    building a bomb. (N) (CC) (HD)      Godwin’s house when termites
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   ) Film School Shorts Films         D Modern Family Gloria and          invade Duck Commander. (CC)
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        include “Priceless Things” and     Jay bicker at a diner; Luke ac-     (HD) (TVPG)
(HD) (TVPG)                        “I Am John Wayne.” (CC) (HD)       cepts an award under false pre-     COM Futurama Bender learns
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)        (TVPG)                             tenses. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            that he suffers from a mortal
% ? Family Feud (N) (CC)           + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        V Poirot While on holiday in        defect. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                                                           Cornwall, Poirot and Hastings       E! The Fabulist (Season Finale)
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)        (HD) (TVPG)
                                   ` Friends With Better Lives        meet a young woman who be-          Guest host Rocco DiSpirito;
(TVG)                                                                 comes hysterical after her fi-      panelist Nigel Barker; panelist
) Nightly Business Report          Kate thinks Jules gets special
                                   treatment because she is at-       ance is killed. (CC) (HD) (Part 1   Jeannie Mai. (N) (HD) (TVPG)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                   of 2) (TVPG)                        HBO Last Week Tonight With
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       tractive. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                   ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD)        ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                  John Oliver A satirical look at
` 2 Broke Girls (Season Fi-                                           ± Criminal Minds The team           the week in news, politics and
nale) Caroline learns that Max     (TVPG)
                                   D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         investigates a freeway killer       current events. (CC) (HD)
didn’t graduate high school af-                                       who shoots owners of luxury         (TVMA)
ter missing only one exam. (N)     H L Two and a Half Men
                                   Alan has second thoughts           cars. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              SPIKE Cops A man claims his
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                      A&E Duck Dynasty Willie and         landlord kicked his pregnant
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM            about dating a younger woman.
                                   (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   Korie try to find a vehicle for     wife in the stomach. (CC) (HD)
(N) (CC)                                                              John Luke; Jase, Martin and         (TVPG)
D KTVU News at 7pm on              A&E Duck Dynasty Willie and
                                   Jase take their wives deer hunt-   Godwin have a fishing mishap.       TBS Family Guy The Griffins
TV36                                                                  (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    perform a retelling of ”Return
H L Two and a Half Men             ing; Si finds treasure as he
                                   digs through Miss Kay’s junk.      BRAVO The Real Housewives           of the Jedi.” (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Charlie must decide between                                           of Orange County The dinner
his fiancee and an old flame.      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                       TRUTV Hardcore Pawn After
                                   COM The Daily Show With Jon        party at Shannon’s continues;       Ashley smells weed in the
(CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                   Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)           Heather leaves town for the         warehouse, the hunt is on to
V Doc Martin Martin tries to
warn a woman about the dan-        NICK Sam & Cat Nora targets        holidays. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          find out who is getting high at
gers of sun bathing. (CC) (HD)     Dice as a way to get revenge       COM Futurama The ship crash-        work. Will Les’s big cash re-
(TVPG)                             on Sam. (CC) (HD) (TVG)            es on a planet inhabited by a       ward bring out the snitches or
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)              SPIKE Cops A suspect aban-         race of man-hating, giant           will Seth’s plan to drug test
± Criminal Minds The BAU           dons a stolen vehicle and es-      women. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             their employees reveal the cul-
team hunts for a serial killer     capes; a man claims a suspect      DSC Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up         prit? (HD) (TV14)
who targets members of a po-       threatened him with a gun. (CC)    (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                      HIST Swamp People Swampers
lice department in Arizona. (CC)
(HD) (TV14)
                                   (HD) (TVPG)
                                   TBS Family Guy Brian and           are in danger until others come     9 p.m.
A&E Duck Dynasty The boys          Stewie go back in time to try      to their aid. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      $ Law & Order: Special Vic-
blow up one of Phil’s outdated     and stop Bertram from killing      LIFE Hoarders Rats drive a          tims Unit Detectives investi-
duck blinds; the women hold a                                         man out of home; a daughter         gate the apparent suicide of a
                                   Leonardo da Vinci. (CC) (HD)
yard sale. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                           ruins dad’s house. (CC) (HD)        woman who jumped from a bal-
                                   (TV14)
DSC Fast N’ Loud Richard                                              (TVPG)                              cony. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                   TRUTV Hardcore Pawn A major        NICK AwesomenessTV (N) (CC)
makes a deal to restore the        miscommunication between                                               % Mike & Molly Molly won-
first two Firebirds ever made.                                        (HD) (TVPG)                         ders if she should tell Mike
                                   Les and Seth could land an em-     OWN Dateline on OWN A moth-
(CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)     ployee on the chopping block.                                          when she sees Carl coming out
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                            er’s disappearance has no sus-      of Victoria’s room at night. (N)
                                   (HD) (TV14)                        pects. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
HIST Swamp People One team                                                                                (CC) (HD) (TV14)
goes after a legendary gator,                                         SHOW Years of Living Danger-        ) Antiques Roadshow 1863
while another team is deter-       8 p.m.                             ously Celebrities travel the
                                                                      globe tackling hot-button topics
                                                                                                          Ulysses S. Grant letter; circa
mined to break a state record.                                                                            1950 Charles Schulz “Li’l
                                   ^ H 24: Live Another Day           like climate change. (CC) (HD)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                          Folks” original cartoon; paint-
LIFE Hoarders A woman and          (Series Premiere) Despite being    (TVPG)
                                   an exile tracked by the CIA,                                           ings. (CC) (HD) (Part 3 of 3)
her husband are facing immi-                                          SPIKE Cops Las Vegas officers       (TVG)
nent foreclosure on two houses     Jack risks his life to avert an-   respond to a bank robbery that
                                   other disaster. (N) (CC) (HD)                                          ` NCIS: Los Angeles When a
as a result of her hoarding.                                          leads to a car chase. (CC) (HD)     15-year-old hacker compromis-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   (TV14)                             (TVPG)
                                   # + The Voice The artists                                              es missions, Callen goes under
OWN Dr. Phil Women debate                                             TBS Family Guy Bonnie and           cover at a high school. (CC)
the pros and cons of being         perform; Gwen Stefani; Pharrell    Lois take a trip to Paris; Peter
                                   Williams. (N Same-day Tape)                                            (HD) (TV14)
stay-at-home moms and work-                                           uses unorthodox teaching            4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
ing moms. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   methods with Chris and Meg.         KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)
SPIKE Cops (CC) (TV14)             $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)        (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    ? L The Tomorrow People
TLC Untold Stories of the E.R.     (HD)                               TLC OMG! EMT! An elderly            (Season Finale) Russell realizes
A disoriented woman in a bun-      % 2 Broke Girls (Season Fi-        woman with a temperament; a         his alliance was a mistake;
ny costume; a severed thumb.       nale) Caroline learns that Max     dog with a taste for the rescue     Stephen tries to stop the exter-
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                   didn’t graduate high school af-    team. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              mination of humanity. (N) (CC)
TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth           ter missing only one exam. (N)     TRUTV Hardcore Pawn As act-         (HD)
and Ashley start the day with a    (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   ing manager, Ashley makes           D The Big Bang Theory Shel-
wager that leaves one of them      _ * Dancing With the Stars         sure Seth feels the heat. (HD)      don tries to intervene when he
dressed to the nines. (HD)         Guest judge Abby Lee Miller. (N    (TV14)                              learns that Penny is thinking
(TV14)                             Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)           USA WWE Monday Night RAW            about breaking up with
USA NCIS: Los Angeles In or-       (TVPG)                             (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)         Leonard. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
der to protect his best friend     ) Antiques Roadshow An             (TVPG)
                                                                                                          V Inspector Morse The year-
and main informant, Deeks re-      18th-century Chinese cinnabar                                          long investigation of a murder
sumes a former alias. (CC)         lacquer box; wanted posters
(HD) (TV14)                        featuring Butch Cassidy; shad-     8:30 p.m.                           is revitalised with the promise
                                                                                                          of new evidence. (CC) (HD)
                                   ow box. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 3 of   % Friends With Better Lives         (Part 1 of 2) (TVG)
                                   3) (TVG)                           Kate thinks Jules gets special
7:30 p.m.                          ` Mike & Molly Molly won-          treatment because she is at-
                                                                                                          ¨ Don Matteo (N) (TVG)
                                                                                                          ± Criminal Minds Woman is
^ The Big Bang Theory Shel-        ders if she should tell Mike       tractive. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)      abducted from an affluent com-
don tries to intervene when he     when she sees Carl coming out      ` Mom Bonnie and Christy go         munity. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
learns that Penny is thinking      of Victoria’s room at night. (N)   to great lengths to help a sick     A&E Duck Dynasty Uncle Si
about breaking up with             (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   friend. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            records a day in his life; Willie,
Leonard. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          4 30 Rock Liz and Kenneth          4 30 Rock Jack’s mother re-         John Luke and Sadie conduct
# Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       try to track Tracy down; Jack      veals unpleasant memories           an impromptu tailgate. (CC)
$ Entertainment Tonight (N)        helps Jenna with her new proj-     about Jack’s father. (CC) (HD)      (HD) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD)                          ect. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              (TV14)
% Judge Judy (CC) (HD)             ? L Star-Crossed Drake and         D Modern Family Manny expe-
(TVPG)                             Roman realize they need help       riences a minicrisis over getting      Continued on next page
TVTIMES                             MONDAY EVENING                                           May 3-9, 2014                              26

BRAVO The Real Housewives           SPIKE Cops Suspect speeds          in need of tearing down; Clint
of Orange County Tamra and
Heather meet Lizzie, a former
                                    away from police and a chase
                                    ensues. (CC) (TV14)
                                                                       attends a public auction. (CC)
                                                                       (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                            11 p.m.
beauty queen; Shannon is sur-       TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth           LIFE Hoarders Checking up on         ^ Modern Family Manny expe-
prised. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)        tries to make amends; Les          past hoarders from the show’s        riences a minicrisis over getting
COM South Park Ms. Garrison         checks out an old school peep      first season. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       older; Phil and Claire engage in
takes her failed relationship out   show. (HD) (TV14)                  NICK Full House Beach Boys           a car race. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
on the fourth-graders. (CC) (HD)                                       back Jesse up on a recording         # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
(TVMA)                                                                 contract. (CC) (Part 1 of 2)         Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
DSC Fast N’ Loud The crew           10 p.m.                            (TVG)                                (HD)
counts down the top fifty clips.    ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)        OWN Dateline on OWN A cou-           $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                (HD)                               ple’s gold-based wealth causes       (CC) (HD)
E! Keeping Up With the Kar-         # + (10:01) The Blacklist                                               % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
                                                                       their business practices to be
dashians Kanye plans a sur-         Knowing the truth about her fa-                                         Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
                                                                       questioned. (CC) (HD) (TV14)         (HD)
prise for Kim’s birthday; Kris      ther, Liz refuses to work with     SHOW Nurse Jackie Jackie             _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
panics when Kim’s house is de-      Red; Red brings in a compelling
layed. (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)                                       goes off the deep end; Frank         (CC) (HD)
                                    case. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)         discloses a secret about his
HALL The Middle Disappointed        $ Law & Order: Special Vic-                                             * News 10 at 11:00pm With
with the finale of “The Bache-                                         past. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)               Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
                                    tims Unit Stabler hunts for a      SPIKE Cops A stabbing victim
lor,” Frankie mopes for days.       14-year-old girl who may have                                           Schornack. Breaking stories
(CC) (TVPG)                                                            tells officers his son has been      plus an in-depth look at local
                                    been abducted by a child
HIST Swamp People Swampers                                             abducted. (CC) (TV14)                news, politics, investigations,
                                    pornographer. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
push into the outer limits of       % NCIS: Los Angeles When a         SYFY Metal Hurlant Chronicles        sports. Chief Meteorologist
their territories. (N) (CC) (HD)    15-year-old hacker compromis-      A loyal warrior tries to cure his    Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
(TVPG)                              es missions, Callen goes under     princess of the cold disease.        casts. (N) (CC)
LIFE Hoarders A hoarder’s           cover at a high school. (CC)       (N) (HD) (TV14)                      + NBC Bay Area News at 11
daughter issues an ultimatum;       (HD) (TV14)                        TLC Secret Sex Lives A man           (N) (HD)
a troubled man buys anything        _ * (10:01) Castle Beckett         who loves his car; a woman           ` Late Show With David Let-
and everything. (CC) (HD)           becomes a suspect when a           who manhandles men. (CC)             terman Actress Shailene Wood-
(TVPG)                              man she had been surveilling       (HD) (TVMA)                          ley; football player Peyton Man-
OWN Dateline on OWN A hid-          is killed. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)    TRUTV The Safecrackers Blaze         ning. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
den camera catches criminal         ) Independent Lens The New         comes through with a safe pos-       4 Cheaters Boyfriend plays
activity. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          York Times reporter Jayson         sibly containing a piece of          around with another smoking
SHOW Nurse Jackie Jackie            Blair is caught plagiarizing the   mafia history. (HD) (TV14)           hot female. (CC) (TV14)
goes off the deep end; Frank        work of other reporters. (CC)                                           ? CW31 News (N)
discloses a secret about his        (HD) (TVPG)                                                             D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
past. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)              ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)           10:30 p.m.                           H L The Arsenio Hall Show
SPIKE Cops A man is arrested        (HD)                               4 Community The study group          (CC) (HD) (TV14)
for flashing himself; a transsex-   4 Community Britta asks her        starts its European history          V The Adventures of Sherlock
ual is asked to cover her ex-       friends to help keep her away                                           Holmes Holmes must solve a
                                                                       class with professor Noel Corn-
posed breast. (CC) (TV14)           from her visiting ex. (CC) (HD)                                         riddle and find a man. (CC)
SYFY Warehouse 13 Kelly tries                                          wallis. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    (TVPG)                             ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)          (HD) (TVPG)
to save her grandmother, who        ? The Middle The Heck family                                            ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
is trapped in a soap opera. (N)                                        D Seinfeld George learns the
                                    embarks on a trip to New York.                                          ± Criminal Minds Searching
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                       secret of success; Kramer ap-
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                        for a suspect who abducts, kills
TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R.                                            pears on “Live — Regis &
                                    D Seinfeld The gang lose their                                          and embalms his victims. (CC)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                   Kathie Lee.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        (HD) (TV14)
                                    car in a mall parking garage.
TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The             (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   L The Office Michael makes a         A&E (11:02) Bates Motel: Af-
family holds a father-daughter      H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)        game out of the Secret Santa         ter Hours The creators of
competition; Bobby J goes for a     (TVPG)                             gifts. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              “Bates Motel” join cast mem-
dangerous ride. (HD) (TV14)         L KPIX 5 News on the CW            BET Let’s Stay Together Stacy        bers to interact with fans and
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          (N) (HD)                           and Tasha argue over their tem-      share exclusive content. (N
mond (CC) (TVPG)                    V Inspector Morse The year-        porary living situation; Crystal     Taped) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    long investigation of a murder     loses track of her final exams.      BET Real Husbands of Holly-
                                    is revitalised with the promise    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     wood: The Reunion Special
9:30 p.m.                           of new evidence. (CC) (HD)         COM South Park Randy steps           Kevin Hart, Nick Cannon, Nelly,
% Mom Bonnie and Christy go         (Part 2 of 2) (TVG)                forward with a solution to fix       Boris Kodjoe, JB Smoove and
to great lengths to help a sick     ¨ Don Matteo (N) (TVG)             the desperate state of the           Duane Martin reunite; first look
friend. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            ± Criminal Minds A family          economy. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)            scenes. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
D The Big Bang Theory The           works together to abduct young     FX (10:32) Louie Louie per-          BRAVO (11:01) Watch What
guys enter a costume contest        women. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            forms at a benefit show. (N)         Happens: Live (N) (HD) (TV14)
with Penny’s new boyfriend.         A&E Bates Motel (Season Fi-        (HD) (TVMA)                          COM The Daily Show With Jon
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    nale) A tragic event from the      HALL Frasier Roz works at a re-      Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
A&E Duck Dynasty Willie be-         past haunts Norman; Romero         tirement home to serve com-          DSC Fast N’ Loud The crew
comes concerned about Rebec-        and Dylan find a way to end the    munity service for a traffic tick-   counts down the top fifty clips.
ca’s future; sick Uncle Si takes    drug war. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)     et. (CC) (TVPG)                      (CC) (HD) (TV14)
over Phil’s living room. (CC)       BET Let’s Stay Together Jamal      NICK Full House Jesse flops in       E! Chelsea Lately Rapper 2
(HD) (TVPG)                         and Tasha’s new home was the       his video, then wants it redone.     Chainz. (N) (TV14)
BET The Game Tasha goes into        scene of a triple homicide; Troy   (CC) (Part 2 of 2) (TVG)             FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)
labor on the day of the vow re-     takes Kita on a getaway. (CC)      SHOW Californication Levon           (TVG)
newal service; Malik and            (HD) (TVPG)                        wants some alone time with           FX (11:05) Louie Louie’s typi-
Yana’s argue. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      BRAVO (10:01) Southern             Melanie; Charlie and Marcy           cal day. (HD) (TVMA)
COM South Park Cartman ex-          Charm Previously unseen            have money issues. (CC) (HD)         HALL Frasier Frasier’s son ar-
acts revenge when he is not in-     footage from season one; cast      (TVMA)                               rives for a visit just in time to
vited to a party. (CC) (HD)         interviews. (N) (HD)                                                    watch him play softball. (CC)
                                                                       SPIKE Cops A car chase en-
(TVMA)                              COM South Park Cartman joins                                            (TVG)
HALL The Middle Frankie has a       the U.S. Border Patrol. (CC)       sues when a Kansas officer re-
                                                                       sponds to an assault call. (CC)      HBO (11:15) Game of Thrones
hard time describing herself        (HD) (TVMA)                                                             Cersei and Tywin plan the
during a job interview; Brick       DSC Lords of the Car Hoards        (TVPG)
                                                                       SYFY Metal Hurlant Chronicles        Crown’s next move; Dany dis-
joins the Prairie Scouts. (CC)      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                        cusses future plans; Jon Snow
(TVPG)                              E! Keeping Up With the Kar-        Two brothers fight over a king-
                                                                                                            begins a new mission. (CC)
NICK Full House Michelle be-        dashians The family gathers in     dom. (N) (HD) (TV14)                 (HD) (TVMA)
gins dressing and acting like a     San Francisco to surprise Kim      TBS Bam’s Bad Ass Game               HIST (11:02) Swamp People
boy to win back two friends         on her birthday; Kanye propos-     Show Four women compete in           One team goes after a leg-
who don’t like girls. (CC) (TVG)    es. (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14)      the Bam Barrel rodeo, the Mon-       endary gator, while another
SHOW Californication Levon          FX Louie (Season Premiere)         ey Machine and a game of Hu-         team is determined to break a
wants some alone time with          Louie’s typical day. (N) (HD)      man Bowling. (N) (HD) (TV14)         state record. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Melanie; Charlie and Marcy          (TVMA)                             TRUTV The Safecrackers Phil’s
have money issues. (CC) (HD)        HIST Down East Dickering           enormous vault in an old, aban-
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                ^                 Family      Theory           a disaster. (N) (CC) (TV14)
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                   KCRA 3         News        Access           The Voice The artists perform; Gwen Stefani. (N The Blacklist (10:01) News
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                $ News (5) (N) (CC)           er (N)           (CC) (HD)
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                   KPIX 5 News at 6pm         Family      Judge2 Broke Friends- Mike &              Mom          NCIS: Los Angeles        KPIX 5      Late Show
                % (N) (HD)                    Feud (N) Judy    Girls (N) Lives          Molly (N) (TV14)         “Big Brother” (TV14)     News        Letterman
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                & (CC) (HD)                   Land             “Anaheim” (N) (TVG) “Minneapolis” (TVG)
                                                          the Road                                               Ending the Stigma        Weave a Name (TVG)
                   ABC7 News 6:00PM                            Dancing With the Stars Guest judge Abby Lee Castle (10:01) “Veritas” ABC7
                                              Jeopardy! Wheel of                                                                                      Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)               (N) (TVG) FortuneMiller. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (TVPG)             (N) (CC) (TV14)          News        Kimmel
                   PBS NewsHour (CC)          Nightly     Film Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Independent Lens Jayson Blair is Film
                ) (HD)                        Business School  “Anaheim” (N) (TVG) “Minneapolis” (TVG)           caught plagiarizing. (TVPG)          School
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                * at 6:00pm tion (N)          (N) (TVG) FortuneMiller. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (TVPG)             (N) (CC) (TV14)                      Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News          Extra (N) Access The Voice The artists perform; Gwen Stefani. (N The Blacklist (10:01) Bay Area Tonight
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)          (TVPG)           Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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                   News       Entertain-      2 Broke Friends- Mike &       Mom         NCIS: Los Angeles        CBS 13 News at 10p Late Show With David
                `             ment Ton.       Girls (N) Lives  Molly (N) (TV14)         “Big Brother” (TV14)     (N) (HD)                 Letterman (N) (TVPG)
                   Noticias Noticiero                          Por Siempre Mi Amor Lo Que la Vida Me
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                D Minute (N) Minute (N)       News             Family
                                                          (TVPG)            Family      Theory      Theory       (TVPG)        (TVPG)     (HD)
                   FOX 40     TMZ (N)                          24: Live Another Day Jack risks his life to avert FOX 40 News (N) (CC) The Arsenio Hall
                                              Two and a Two and a
                H News        (TVPG)          Half Men Half Mena disaster. (N) (CC) (TV14)                       (TVPG)                   Show (CC) (TV14)
                   Que Jala- Estudio 2        Retofamosos      Tengo Talento, Mucho Noches con Platanito Alarma TV Noticiero- Universal Pare de
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                Z Big Bang Big Bang Mod Fam Mod Fam Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU News                                     The Office The Office How I Met
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                ≤ El Chavo (TVG)         Vivan los Niños (N) Kill Switch (R, ‘08) › (Steven Seagal) (HD)         La Viuda Negra (N)       Contacto Deportivo
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   rian home is deluged with stuff;              (HD) (TVPG)                           (TVPG)                                 port (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
   a man fills his house and stor-               TRUTV (11:01) Container Wars          _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel               E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)
   age units with worthless junk.                Jason’s got the inside track on       Live Sally Field; Julia Roberts;       FX (11:36) Louie Louie per-
   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                              a container. (HD) (TV14)              Future Islands performs. (N)           forms at a benefit show. (HD)
   OWN Dateline on OWN A moth-                   USA (11:05) Chrisley Knows            (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       (TVMA)
   er’s disappearance has no sus-                Best The Chrisleys travel to the      ) Film School Shorts Films             HALL Frasier Frasier’s attempts
   pects. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       South Carolina lake house to          include “Priceless Things” and
   SHOW Years of Living Danger-                                                                                               backfire when he tries to get
                                                 celebrate Todd’s mother’s             “I Am John Wayne.” (CC) (HD)           Roz her own show. (CC) (TVPG)
   ously Celebrities travel the                  birthday. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            (TVPG)
   globe tackling hot-button topics                                                                                           NICK (11:36) Friends When
                                                                                       4 ABC7 News on KOFY                    Joey agrees to be interviewed
   like climate change. (CC) (HD)                                                      11:30PM (N) (CC)
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                                                                                                                              by Soap Opera Digest, he in-
                                                                                                                              sists on having his friends with
   SPIKE Cops A deputy responds                                                        (CC) (HD)
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   ficers respond to a domestic                  secret of success; Kramer ap-         V Roadtrip Nation Tattooist in
                                                                                       North Carolina; hip-hop artists        SPIKE Cops When officers re-
   disturbance call. (CC) (TVPG)                 pears on “Live — Regis &
                                                                                       the Knux. (CC) (HD) (TVG)              spond to a home invasion rob-
   SYFY (11:01) Warehouse 13                     Kathie Lee.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                 # + (11:34) The Tonight               A&E (11:32) Bates Motel A              bery, they question the victims.
   Kelly tries to save her grand-                                                                                             (CC) (TV14)
   mother, who is trapped in a                   Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Ac-        tragic event from the past
                                                 tor Bryan Cranston; actress           haunts Norman; Romero and              TRUTV (11:31) Container Wars
   soap opera. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                                                               The Israelis form an unexpect-
   TBS Conan Actress Julie                       Brie Larson; Kevin Delaney, Mu-       Dylan find a way to end the
   Bowen; comedian Billy Eichner;                seum of Science and Discov-           drug war. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             ed alliance that threatens to
   musician Ziggy Marley. (N) (CC)               ery. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)             BRAVO (11:31) The Real                 bury their competition. (HD)
   (HD) (TV14)                                   $ Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)        Housewives of Orange County            (TVY7)
   TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R.                   (TVPG)                                Tamra and Heather meet Lizzie,         USA (11:35) Playing House
   (CC) (HD) (TV14)                              % (11:35) Late Show With              a former beauty queen; Shan-           Emma returns home to attend
   TNT Castle A federal investiga-               David Letterman Actress Shai-         non is surprised. (CC) (HD)            her best friend’s baby shower.
   tor helps Castle and Beckett                  lene Woodley; football player         (TV14)                                 (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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              A&E nasty         nasty        nasty        nasty        nasty       nasty          nasty          nasty       (TV14)                  tel           tel (11:32)
                    Blazing Saddles (R, ‘74) ››› (Cleavon Little, Shrek (PG, ‘01) ››› (Voices of Mike Myers,                 Teen Wolf (PG, ‘85) ›› (Michael J. Fox, James
              AMC Gene Wilder) (CC) (HD)                               Eddie Murphy) Premiere. (CC) (HD)                     Hampton) (CC) (HD)
                    River Monsters (HD) Rocky Mountain                 River Monsters: Un- River Monsters (HD) Rocky Mountain                        River Monsters: The
              ANIM (TVPG)                    Bounty Hunters            hooked (CC) (TVPG) (TVPG)                             Bounty Hunters          Most Bizarre (TVPG)
                    106 & Park (N) (CC) 35 & Ticking (R, ‘11) (Nicole Ari Parker) Friends try to figure The Game Let’s Stay Let’s Stay Real Husbands of
               BET (HD) (TVPG)               out where their lives are heading. (CC)                             (TV14)      Together Together Hollywood
                    House-      The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Southern Charm                                What Hap- House-
            BRAVO wives/Atl. Apollo addresses rumors. (TV14) of Orange County                     of Orange County (N) (10:01) (N) (HD)              pens          wives/OC
                    Reba        Reba         Reba         Reba         That ’70s That ’70s The Stepford Wives (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Nicole Cops Re- Cops Re-
              CMT (TVPG)        (TVPG)       (TVPG)       (TVPG)       Show        Show           Kidman, Matthew Broderick) (CC)                    loaded        loaded
             CNBC Car Chase Car Chase Money Talks                      Money Talks                Car Chase Car Chase Car Chase Car Chase Cancer                   Cook Safe
                    CNN Tonight (N) (HD) CNN Special Report Anderson Cooper 360 CNN Tonight (HD)                             CNN Special Report Anderson Cooper 360
              CNN (Live)                     (HD)                      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                      (HD)                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                    South       Tosh.0       Colbert      Daily        Futurama Futurama South                   South       South       South       Daily         Colbert
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                    MLB Baseball: Giants Giants           SportsNet SportsTalk Live               The Dan Patrick Show 49ers             SportsNet SportsTalk Live
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                    Key Capitol Hill Hear- Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                    Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                Key Capitol Hill Hear-
             CSPN ings (5) Speeches.                                                                                                                 ings Speeches.
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              DSC Hoards (CC) (TV14) (TV14)                            Up (N) (CC) (TV14)         fifty clips. (N) (TV14)    Hoards (CC) (TV14) fifty clips. (TV14)
                    Total Divas Trinity      E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)               The Fabu- Keeping Up With the Keeping Up With the Chelsea E! News
                E! wants to get married.                                           list (N)       Kardashians (TV14) Kardashians (TV14) Lately (N) (TVPG)
                    MLB Baseball: Cardi- Baseball Tonight (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
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                    Sportscenter Special: 2014 Draft Academy Olbermann (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) NBA                                 Olbermann (CC) (HD) NASCAR
             ESPN2 On the Clock (N)          (HD)                      (HD) (Live)                (CC) (HD) (Live)           Tonight (N)                           Now (N)
                    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (G, ‘71) ›››             Holes (PG, ‘03) ››› (Sigourney Weaver) A woman forces The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM (Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson) (HD)                               boys at a detention camp to dig holes. (HD)                       (HD) (TVG)
              FNC The Kelly File (N)         Hannity (N) (HD)          The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File (HD)               Hannity (HD)            Greta Van Susteren
             FOOD Diners        Diners       Guy’s Grocery Games Rewrap. Rewrap. Kitchen Casino (N)                          My. Diners My. Diners Diners, Drive
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                FX Rogen, James Franco) (HD)                           Charlie Day) (HD)                                     (TVMA)      (10:32) (N) (11:05)       (11:36)
              HALL  The Waltons (TVG)        The Waltons (TVG)         The Waltons (TVG)          Middle         Middle      Frasier     Frasier     Frasier       Frasier
              HIST Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (N)                                    Down East Dickering Swamp People (11:02)
                    Love It or List It Shel- Love It or List It Julia Love It or List It A tiny Love It or List It “Di       House       Hunters Love It or List It “Melis-
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            MSNBC Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                     All In With Chris          Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                   Hardball Matthews
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              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dateline on OWN                       Dateline on OWN            Dateline on OWN         Dateline on OWN
              OXY The Rich Man’s Wife The Rich Man’s Wife (R, ‘96) › (Halle Berry) Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins, ‘08 ››                               Snapped (TVPG)
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                    30 Days of Night:        Underworld: Evolution (R, ‘06) ›› (Kate Beck- Warehouse 13 (N)                  Metal       Metal       Warehouse 13 (11:01)
              SYFY Dark Days (5) (HD)        insale, Scott Speedman) (HD)                         (CC) (TV14)                Hurlant     Hurlant     (CC) (TV14)
                    Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family                  Family      Family Guy “Episode Big Bang Big Bang Bam’s Bad Conan (N) (CC) (HD)
               TBS (TVPG)       (TVG)        (TVPG)       Guy (CC) Guy             VI: It’s a Trap” (TV14) Theory            Theory      Ass         (TV14)
              TCM The Music Man (5) (G) ›››               Carousel (7:45) (NR, ‘56) ››› (Gordon MacRae) (CC)                 The Courtship of Eddie’s Father (NR) ›››
                    My Big Fat Gypsy         Untold Stories of the OMG! EMT! “Surprise Sex Sent Me to the                    Secret Sex Lives “Un- Sex Sent Me to the
               TLC Wedding (TVPG)            E.R. (CC) (TV14)          Attacks” (CC) (TV14) E.R. (N) (CC) (TV14) usual Sex” (TVMA)                   E.R. (CC) (TV14)
                    NBA Basketball (5) Teams TBA. NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                             Inside the NBA (N)      Castle “Tick, Tick, Tick
               TNT (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                                                                      (CC) (HD)               ...” (TVPG)
                    Adventure Regular Clarence Uncle                   King of     King of        Cleveland Cleveland Family             The Boon- American Family
             TOON Time (N) Show (N) (N) (TVPG) Grandpa the Hill                    the Hill       Show           Show        Guy (CC) docks          Dad (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Bizarre Foods Ameri- Hotel Impossible (N) Bizarre Foods Ameri- Bizarre Foods Ameri- Hotel Impossible (CC) Bizarre Foods Ameri-
              TRAV ca (N) (CC) (HD)          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          ca “Boston” (TVPG)         ca (CC) (HD)               (HD) (TVPG)             ca “Boston” (TVPG)
             TRUTV Lizard       Lizard       Pawn         Pawn         Pawn        Pawn           Pawn           Pawn        Safecrackr Safecrackr Container Container
                    Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- The King The King
            TVLAND fith Show fith Show fith Show Island                Island      Island         mond           mond        mond        mond        of Queens of Queens
                    NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles         WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       Chrisley Playing
              USA “Rocket Man” (TV14) “Plan B” (TV14)                                                                                                Knows         House
                    Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- T.I. and                         Love & Hip Hop: At- This Is Hot Love & Hip Hop: At-
              VH-1 lanta (TV14)              lanta (TV14)              lanta (N) (TV14)           Tiny           lanta (TV14)            97 (N)      lanta (TV14)
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                    America’s Funniest Salem “In Vain” (CC) Salem “In Vain” (CC) Parks and Parks and Parks and 30 Rock 30 Rock Always
            WGN-A Home Videos (TVPG) (HD) (TVMA)                       (HD) (TVMA)                Recreation Recreation Recreation (TV14)            (TV14)        Sunny
                    I Didn’t Do I Didn’t Do Jessie        Austin & Boy Meets Boy Meets Jessie                    Austin & Dog With Good-             Jessie        A.N.T.
              DISN It (6:10) It (6:35) (TVG)              Ally (TVG) World         World          (TVG)          Ally (9:40) a Blog      Charlie     (TVG)         Farm
              ENC Memphis Belle (6:10) (PG-13) ››                      The Meteor Man ››                         Once Upon a Time in Mexico (9:45)                 The Doors
                    Jack the Giant Slayer (PG-13, ‘13) ››              Fight       Last Week Pacific Rim (PG-13, ‘13) ››› (Charlie Hun-              Game of Thrones
              HBO (Nicholas Hoult) (CC) (HD)                           Game        To.            nam, Diego Klattenhoff) (CC) (HD)                  (11:15) (CC) (TVMA)
              MAX Oblivion (6:05) (PG-13) ›› (HD)                      Fantastic Four (8:15) ›› (HD)                         Taken 2, ‘12 ›› (HD)                  Super Sex
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                    Silver Linings Playbook (5:55) (R, ‘12) ››› Years of Living Dan- Nurse                       Californi- Nurse        Californi- Years of Living Dan-
             SHOW (Bradley Cooper) (CC) (HD)                           gerously (TVPG)            Jackie         cation      Jackie      cation      gerously (TVPG)
             STARZ Grudge In the Line of Fire (6:45) (R) ››› Premiere.                            This Is the End (R, ‘13) ››› (CC)                  Mortal Instruments
              TMC Coach Carter (4:30) Barbershop 2: Back in Business, ‘04 ›››                     Diary of a Mad Black Woman (HD)                    The Best Man ›››
                  Movies                   Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                         News                       Sports
TVTIMES                                   MONDAY LATE NIGHT                                                   May 3-9, 2014                                  29

                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30       2 am         2:30       3 am        3:30        4 am        4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paying for Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am                            KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)                    tion (N)    (TVPG)      gram         gram       TV            gram       loaded     Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)       Mad Money (HD)           Early Tdy News         News         News
                   Entertain- The Insid- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- 24 Lad-            The Doctors (CC)         EP Daily KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ ment Ton. er (N)          gram        gram        ders in 1 (HD) (TVPG)                 (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5             Paid Pro- Workout Up to the Minute               CBS Morn- KPIX 5       KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News                gram                    (3:12) (N)               ing News News          Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)          T. Smiley Heal Yourself: Mind Over Medicine                   The Blood Sugar Solution 10-Day Detox Diet Europe
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                           America ABC7           ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                            Morning News           (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)          Business Film           Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Independent Lens (TVPG)                          Film
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Minute      Minute       Wealth     ABC World News Now (N) (CC)         Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)       Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today             Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                  Diets 2.0 Diets 2.0 Pain Free Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte            Amorcito Corazón (N) Conducta Noticia 14 Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca                  Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny         There       Payne       Paternity NuWave Cooktop!           Adam Levine              New TV Offer!          NuWave Cooktop!
               : Chinese News at 7         Path        Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel        Job (TVG)                Genesis (TVG)          Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Rules         Raymond King/Hill Sunny             There        Justice    The Better Show (N) OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Friends Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ’Til Death Raymond Business Paid Prog. No 2 Old Paid Prog.
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                     FOX 40 News
               J Pagado Hip Hop Pagado Pagado Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                     Comics        Paid Prog. Focus T25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P En Otra Piel              Camelia La Texana       Pagado       Pagado     Pagado        Pagado     Pagado     Pagado      Pagado       Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley This Is Us Doc Martin (TVPG)            Poirot (CC) (TVPG)      Inspector Morse          Inspector Morse        Sherlock Roadtrip
               ¨ Don Matteo (TVG)          Don Matteo (TVG)        Biz Asia America        JN1 News Kazakh          CCTV       Today       EuroNews News
               ± Criminal Minds (TV14) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Paid Prog. No 2 Old I Speak Genesis Joy-Music Aspiring Noah/Last Noah/Last Paid Prog. Biblical Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E Bates        Bates       Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Bates Motel (3:04)                       Paid Prog. Dog         Dog          Paid Prog.
              AMC Blazing Saddles (R, ‘74) ››› (CC) (HD)           A Perfect Getaway (R) ›› (Steve Zahn) (HD)                  Mad Men (4:16) (CC) Stooges
              ANIM River Monsters          River Monsters          Rocky Bounty Hunters Orangutan Eden              Big Cat    Big Cat     The Crocodile Hunter
              BET Wendy Williams Show Queen Latifah                Lavell Crawford: Can a Brother                   Paid Prog. Popoff      Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO OC           The Real Housewives of Atlanta Southern Charm (2:02) Happens Happens Williams Drop Lbs! Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Redneck Vacation                 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)          CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. SHARK! Worldwide Exchange (N)                                 Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN CNNI Simulcast (N) Early Start                   Early Start             New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid       South Pk Daily          Colbert     At Mid       Work.      Work.         Work.      Work.      Jeselnik Paid Prog. Hair Loss
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Baseball: Giants at Pirates                     SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Focus T25 Buddy
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                Washington Journal Live call-in program with officials. (N)
              DSC Car Hoards               Fast N’ Loud            Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Paid Prog. PAIN              Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Shaun T’s
               E! E! News Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City The Fabul Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Workout Paid Prog.
             ESPN MLB Baseball: Cardinals at Braves                SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)      SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (CC)       Olbermann (CC)          Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince       Prince      Prince      Prince      Shaun T’s Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Prince                  Robison
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)         The Five (HD)           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Kitchen Casino (TVG) My. Diners My. Diners Diners, Drive                 Rewrap. Rewrap. Anne Burrell                    Grill-Pro Paid Prog.
               FX Louie        Louie       Louie       Louie       Archer       Archer     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bald          Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers           Cheers     Frasier       Frasier    Frasier    Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Swamp People (12:01) Swamp People (1:01) Down East Dickering Swamp People (3:03) 21 DAY                     Civil War Journal        Defrosting
             HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Hoarders (12:02)        Hoarders (1:02) (CC) Hoarders (2:02) (CC) Hoarders (3:03) (CC) Meals!               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 21 DAY
            MSNBC All In With Chris        Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV House of Food (N)        Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Clubland (TVPG)                  Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG)
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George               George Lopez (3:12) George          George      Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)          The Face (TVPG)         Cancer        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Larry King Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Jail (CC) Jail (CC) Jail (CC) Jail (TV14) Jail (CC) Jail (CC) Jail (CC) Jail (TV14) Paid Prog. Walk Fit Paid Prog. Paint
              SYFY Metal       Metal       Continuum (1:01)        Lost Girl (2:01) (TV14) Primeval: New World Williams Cook Safe Cook Safe Paid Prog.
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)             Holmes      The Women (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (Meg Ryan) (HD)                   Married     Married      Earl
              TCM Elmer Gantry (12:15) (NR, ‘60) ›››› (Burt Lancaster) (CC)                The Scarlet Letter (NR) ››› (Lillian Gish)      Scarlet Pages ››
              TLC Secret Sex Lives         OMG! EMT! (TV14)        Untold Stories of ER Popoff           Derm       Defrosting Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm
              TNT Castle (TVPG)            Castle (TVPG)           Law & Order (TV14) The Closer (TV14)             The Closer (TV14)      Smallville (TVPG)
             TOON Chicken Aqua             Squidbill. Cleveland Fam. Guy Rick              Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Chicken Aqua                 Squidbill. King/Hill
             TRUTV Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Safecrackr Safecrackr Container Container Full Throttle Saloon Stings                Clean!
            TVLAND Cleveland Soul Man King             King        Roseanne Roseanne Cosby               Cosby      3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. Roseanne Divorced
              USA NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles        Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 T.I.-Tiny Hot 97        Love, Hip Hop           T.I.-Tiny Hot 97        Love, Hip Hop            T.I.-Tiny Hot 97       Love, Hip Hop
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good        Shake It ANT Farm Deck               Deck       Wizards Wizards Deck                Deck        Fish         Phineas
              ENC The Doors (11:30) (R) ››› iTV. (HD)              Robocop (1:55) ›››                    The Way of the Gun (3:45) ›› iTV Premiere. (HD)
              HBO Veep         Silicon     Bullet to the Head (1:15) (R) (HD)              Last Week Real Time, Bill           Pacific Rim (4:20) (HD)
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              MAX Sex Program              The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Co-Ed Confidential            Co-Ed      Random Hearts (3:55) ›› (HD)
             SHOW Born on the Fourth of July (R) ››› (HD)                       Nature Calls (R, ‘12) › (CC)        Spring Forward (R) ››› (HD)
             STARZ Mortal Instruments Chloe (1:05) (R) ››                       To Rome With Love (2:45) (R) ››                Proof (4:40), ‘05 ››
              TMC The Best Man (11) (R) Beloved (R, ‘98) ›› (Oprah Winfrey) (CC) (HD)                               Budz House (R) (HD)                 Children
                 Movies                 Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                     News                    Sports
TVTIMES                                    TUESDAY MORNING                                                  May 3-9, 2014                                 30

                      6 am        6:30       7 am        7:30       8 am        8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  Minute      Minute     Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today (N) (CC) (HD)                                Live With Kelly        Today (N) (CC)         Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                          Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Bay Area Bargains
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                 Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                          (CC) (TVPG)            (CC) (TVG)             Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg              Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger             Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                   Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)       ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                            Michael (N) (TVPG)     (TV14)                 News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou     Curious Cat in the Peg             Dinosaur Clifford      Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)             News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)            News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Larry King; Aaron Taylor-Johnson. (N) (CC) (HD)                                             News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                        Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                 Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Proactiv America Butts!               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Pain Free Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)      Good Day (N) (HD)      Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal Global            Euro        Kick Off Journal        Agenda Journal         Shift      News/Kick Euromaxx Journal          Faith
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Workout Paid Prog. People               Justice    Court       Justice    The Dr. Oz Show        Maury (CC) (TV14)
               H FOX 40 News               FOX 40 News             FOX 40 News            FOX 40 News            Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                        Pagado     Gran Cine                                     A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Robison Perf. Yard Queen Latifah               Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                          Acceso      La Prepago (N) (HD)
               R Programa Pagado           Hechos AM (6:50)                                                      Al Extremo             Cosas de la Vida
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                             WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super              Dinosaur
               ¨ Newsweek France 24 Kazakh Hello                   ETV         Price      Newsline NHK           News        RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Bay Vista California Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible              Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Pain Free Anti-Aging Rocky II (HD)
               ¥ Paid Prog. Wommack J. Meyer Prince                Robison Making         The 700 Club (TVG) Health                     Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E PAIN          Paid Prog. Dog         Dog         Dog Bounty Hunter Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC SHARK! More Sex Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Stooges Jaws 3 (9:45) (PG, ‘83) › (Dennis Quaid) (HD)
              ANIM Dogs 101 (TVPG)         Animal Cops Houston Animal Air Animal Air Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Boss (CC) (TV14)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)               Popoff      Matters     Matters    My Wife My Wife The Game The Game The Good Life (HD)
            BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Housewives/OC                         Housewives/OC          Housewives/OC
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)       Dukes-Hazzard
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                           Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)           Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                Wolf (N) (HD)          CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Defrosting Prostate Clean!           10 Minute Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Daily           Colbert    Comedy Commun Sunny                 South Pk
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Workout! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dr. Ho                        Paid Prog.
             CSPN Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.           Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.
              DSC Paid Prog. Power         Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                Disappeared (TVPG) Wicked Attraction
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kardas        Kardas      Miami       Kardashian             Kardashian             Kardashian              Kardas
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)       On the Clock
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                       Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC)             SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Drenda          ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) Outnumbered (N)             Happening Now (N) The Real Story
             FOOD Paid Prog. Focus T25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Grill It!          Cooking Home           Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Ellen         The Benchwarmers (PG-13, ‘06) › (HD)           White Chicks (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Shawn Wayans)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Prostate Paid Prog. Brad Meltzer’s Dec. Washington the Warrior (CC) (TVPG)                    Brad Meltzer’s Dec. Brad Meltzer’s Dec.
             HGTV Paid Prog. High Low Selling NY Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Balancing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier               Frasier    Frasier     Frasier    Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                    Andrea Mitchell        Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) 16 and Pregnant                          16 and Pregnant        16 and Pregnant
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                    PAW         Umizoomi Dora...       Dora...    Bubble       Bubble
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model
             SPIKE Prostate Shaun T’s Bald             Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Hungry Investors
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cancer        Paid Prog. Haunted Highway         Haunted Highway        Ghost Hunters (10:01) Haunted Highway
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married     There       Browns Payne           Full House Prince      Prince     Prince       The Office
              TCM Scarlet Dawn (6:15) Scarlet River (7:15) › A Study in Scarlet (8:15) ››             The Scarlet Pimpernel ›››         Scarlet Street (11:15)
               TLC Cake         Cake       19 Kids     19 Kids     Ultimate Cake Off      Hoard-Buried           Pregnant Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (CC) (TV14) Charmed (TVPG)             Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Adventure Beyblade Pokémon Scooby Tom and Jerry: The Magic Ring Garfield Looney Tunes (TVY)
              TRAV Trip Flip Trip Flip No Reservation              Food Paradise (TVG) Food Paradise (TVPG) Food Paradise (TVG) Food Paradise (TVG)
             TRUTV Paid Prog. SHARK! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cancer              Paid Prog. World’s Dumbest...     World’s Dumbest...     World’s Dumbest...
            TVLAND More Sex Paid Prog. Defrosting Diets 2.0 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Griffith            Griffith   Griffith    Griffith   Griffith     Griffith
              USA Playing Playing Hairspray (PG) ››› (John Travolta) (HD)                 Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU
Cable




              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music         Music       Gossip     Morning Buzz           T.I.-Tiny Hot 97
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TV14)
              DISN Henry        Chugging Ella the      Mickey      Pirates     Mickey     Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia          Mickey     Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Independence Day (5:50) (PG-13, ‘96) ›››                     Stepmom (8:20) (PG-13, ‘98) ››                Stand by Me (10:35) (R)
              HBO Pacific       Because of Winn-Dixie (6:35) (HD)              Casting By (NR) (HD)              Mission: Impossible ›› (HD)
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              MAX Cloud Atlas (6:10) (R, ‘12) ›› (Tom Hanks) (CC) (HD)                    Ruby Sparks (R) (HD)               The Internship (10:45), ‘13 ››
             SHOW How to Kill Your Neighbor’s Dog (R) ›››          Dick Tracy (PG, ‘90) ››› (HD)                 The Joy Luck Club ››› (HD)
             STARZ Proof ›› Frankenweenie (6:25)                   The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, ‘03 Monsters University (9:50) ››› Mortal Inst
              TMC Children on Their Birthdays (5:30) Rain Fall (Subtitled-English) (HD)               Mimic (R) ›› (HD)                 Crooked E: Enron
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                 News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                 TUESDAY AFTERNOON                                                    May 3-9, 2014                                  31

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30       2 pm        2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm        4:30       5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Big World Trisha Goddard          Maury (N) (TV14)           Minute      Minute       The Dr. Oz Show       News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                  Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)              The Dr. Oz Show       News         NBC News
              $     Derm       Paid Prog. Hate Hair? Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU            The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
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               & Sid           Thomas Clifford        Cook’s     Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Greener Newsline News                              Business
                    The Chew (N) (CC)     General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                         World
               _ (HD)                     (CC) (TVPG)            lionaire      (TVG)                                 (N) (CC) (HD)         News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)        Check       Kitchen Kitchen News                  PBS NewsHour (N)         News         Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (N) (CC)        General Hospital (N) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Millionaire Jeopardy! Ellen DeGeneres                   News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres                          News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold       The Talk (CC) (TV14) Queen Latifah                Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p         News         CBS News
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                 Hoy (HD)                   Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca          Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                          ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Love-Heart             Path       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music                Beat     Dr. Ho       Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge      Bill Cunningham        The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                   Steve Harvey (TVPG)
               @ Journal Agenda Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal Agenda Journal Drive It                                      Arts         Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show The Test (N) (TV14) Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Middle                     Middle       How I Met How I Met TMZ Live (N) (TVPG)
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)            The Test (N) (TV14)        Steve Wilkos Show        Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News              40 News
               J Don Cheto                Cine de la Tarde                                  Lagrimita y Costel       Estrellas Hoy         Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                Judge         Judge        Bill Cunningham          The Office King       King         Fam. Guy
               P Avenida Brasil (HD)                             Lo Mejor                   Suelta la Sopa           Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                Cuando Seas Mía            Callamos Mujeres         Grachi (TVY)          Ventaneando
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               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney           Caillou    Thomas Builder             Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur            Martha       WordGirl
               ¨ China         Euromaxx Midday (N) (TVPG)        Closer        Sit/Be Fit Ciao Italia Biscuit        Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± Rocky II (11) ›››        Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14)
               ¥ Marriage: For Better Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Activate Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E CSI: Miami (TV14)       Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)            The First 48 (TV14)   After the First 48
              AMC Jaws the Revenge (PG-13) › (HD)                Back to School (PG-13) ››› (HD)                     Teen Wolf (PG) ›› (Michael J. Fox) (HD)
              ANIM Swamp Wars (TVPG) Gator Boys (TVPG) North Woods                          River Monsters           To Be Announced       Africa “Cape” (TVG)
               BET The Good Life (11) (NR) (HD)       35 & Ticking (R, ‘11) (Nicole Ari Parker) (CC)                 Matters      Matters  Moesha Moesha
            BRAVO Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Burlesque (2:58) (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (Cher)                          NYC
              CMT The Stepford Wives (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (CC)        Extreme Makeover           Extreme Makeover         Extreme Makeover      Reba         Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                     Fast Money (N)             Mad Money (N)            The Profit            Shark Tank (TVPG)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                  The Situation Room (N) (HD)            Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (11:54)     Tosh.0        Tosh.0       Tosh.0      Tosh.0       Tosh.0       Tosh.0   Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Playing Playing The Dan Patrick Show Legends                              49ers       Pregame MLB Baseball: Giants at Pirates
             CSPN Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.            Capitol Hill Hearings Q & A                         Capitol Hill Hearings First Ladies
              DSC Sins & Secrets (TV14) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC)
                E! E! News (TVPG)         Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Kardashian                                 Kardashian
             ESPN NFL Insiders (N)        NFL Live (N) (CC)      Around        Pardon       SportsCenter (N)         30 for 30 (N) (HD)    E:60 (N) (HD)
             ESPN2 SportsNation (N)       Question Outside Football ESPN FC Around                      Pardon       SportsCenter (N)      30 for 30 (N) (HD)
              FAM 8, Rules 8, Rules Reba              Reba       Reba          Reba         Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Holes ››› (HD)
              FNC Shepard Smith           Neil Cavuto            The Five (N) (HD)          Special Report           Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Money              Dinners Secrets          30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada              Contessa Contessa Pioneer Trisha’s
                FX Two Men Two Men Pineapple Express (R, ‘08) ›› (Seth Rogen) (HD)                      Saint        How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                 Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST Brad Meltzer’s Dec. Brad Meltzer’s Dec. Brad Meltzer’s Dec. Brad Meltzer’s Dec. The Templar Code (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG)                        Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)      Alex Wagner            The Ed Show (N)            PoliticsNation (N)       Hardball Matthews     All In With Chris
              MTV 16 and Pregnant         16 and Pregnant (1:14) (TV14)        16 and Pregnant (2:21) (TV14)         The Ex       The Ex   Girl Code Girl Code
              NICK PAW         PAW        Wally       Wally      Sponge. Sponge. Rabbids Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Love in the City (CC) Love in the City               Love in the City         Love in the City (CC) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club Spice World (PG, ‘97) › (The Spice Girls)                    Bad Girls Club: Miami Bad Girls Club: Miami
             SPIKE Ink Master (TV14)      Ink Master (TV14)      Ink Master (TV14)          Ink Master (TV14)        Ink Master (TV14)     Ink Master (TV14)
              SYFY Haunted Highway        Haunted Highway        Haunted Highway            Jim Henson’s             Jim Henson’s          Jim Henson’s
               TBS The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King                  King        Friends      Friends      Friends  Friends      Seinfeld
              TCM Scarlet Street (11:15) The Scarlet Clue (1:15) (NR) ›› The Scarlet Coat (NR) ›› (Cornel Wilde)                  MGM      The Children’s Hour
               TLC What Not to Wear       Medium Medium 19 Kids                19 Kids      Cake        Cake         Honey        Honey    Toddlers & Tiaras
               TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)      Bones (CC) (TV14)      Bones (CC) (TV14)          Bones (CC) (TV14)        Castle (TVPG)         NBA Basketball
             TOON Tom & Jerry (TVG)       Tom-Jerry Tom-Jerry Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular
              TRAV Food Paradise (TVPG) Bizarre Foods            Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods                   Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...     World’s Dumbest...     World’s Dumbest...         Clipaholics (TV14)       Clipaholics (TV14)    Clipaholics (TV14)
            TVLAND Gunsmoke (TVPG)        Gunsmoke (TVPG)        Gunsmoke (TVPG)            Bonanza (TVPG)           Bonanza (TVPG)        Griffith     Griffith
              USA Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU           Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU      Law & Order: SVU
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              DISN Mickey      Little     Little      Octonauts Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. ANT Farm ANT Farm ANT Farm Austin                        Austin       Jessie
              ENC Antitrust (12:10) (PG-13, ‘01) ››              She’s Having a Baby (PG-13) ››                      Independence Day (3:50) ›››
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             STARZ The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones ›› Da Vinci’s Demons               In the Line of Fire (2:50) (R) ›››             The Take Monsters
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                                                                                                            D Modern Family Cameron’s
7 p.m.                                                         Tuesday                                      mother makes Mitchell uncom-
                                                                                                            fortable. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
^ The Big Bang Theory                                                                                       ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
Leonard has an idea for a                                               Winters and Tina Fey. (N) (CC)      A&E Storage Wars In Lake-
smartphone application. (CC)
(HD) (TVPG)                          7:30 p.m.                          (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        ` NCIS: Los Angeles A deadly
                                                                                                            wood, Calif., Darrell and Bran-
                                                                                                            don buy a locker fit for a fiesta;
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)          ^ The Big Bang Theory Amy          explosion takes place at a char-    Dave acts like a bully. (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TVPG)                          feels threatened by Sheldon’s      ity event sponsored by the mili-    (TVPG)
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)          new assistant; space starts to     tary. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          COM Tosh.0 Daniel goes back
% ? Family Feud (N) (CC)             wear on Wolowitz. (CC) (HD)        4 30 Rock Hank wants to             on “Shark Tank”; a Web re-
(HD) (TVPG)                          (TVPG)                             cancel “TGS,” but Jack con-         demption. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)          # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       vinces him to let Liz make the      HIST Counting Cars The guys
(TVG)                                $ Entertainment Tonight (N)        100th episode. (CC) (HD) (Part      present a customer him with a
) Nightly Business Report            (CC) (HD)                          1 of 2) (TV14)                      chopper dedicated to his lost
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  % Judge Judy (CC) (HD)             ? L The Originals Marcel ral-       mother; 70s era hippy van.
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (TVPG)                             lies an army to regain control      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
` NCIS DiNozzo encounters a          _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)           of the city; Cami is threatened.    OWN Love Thy Neighbor The
controversial crime scene when       (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                new boss starts at Beagal and
he is sent to Paris. (N) (CC)        ) Spark Theatre of Yugen           D Modern Family While Gloria        Steve; Drew invites Marianna to
(HD) (TV14)                          presents “Old Man and the          helps Cam and Mitch pursue          move into the extra room in her
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM              Sea”; sculptures of Thai Bui;      an adoption opportunity, Jay        apartment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(N) (CC)                             carved sculptures of Chinese-      and Manny baby-sit Lily. (CC)       TLC 19 Kids and Counting The
D KTVU News at 7pm on                American artist Lu Huan. (CC)      (HD) (TVPG)                         Duggars arrive in Washington,
TV36                                 (HD) (TVG)                         V Nature Wildlife cameraman         D.C.; the older girls brave driv-
H L Two and a Half Men               + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        Colin Stafford-Johnson docu-        ing; visiting a skating rink. (CC)
Chelsea convinces Charlie to         (HD) (TVPG)                        ments the natural history of Ire-   (HD) (TVG)
let Alan’s girlfriend move in.       ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD)        land’s Shannon River. (CC) (HD)
                                     (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)
V Revolutionaries Office of          D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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                                                                        ¨ RT News (N) (CC)
                                                                                                            9 p.m.
Science and Tech. Policy Dir.        H L Two and a Half Men             ± Criminal Minds Victims of         ^ H New Girl (Season Fi-
Dr. John P. Holdren. (CC) (HD)       Charlie boycotts an advertising    the Replicator, the BAU’s stalk-    nale) Nick and Jess ask the
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)                awards banquet, having lost        er, turn up in Philadelphia. (CC)   gang to accompany them on a
± Criminal Minds A killer            several years in a row to his      (HD) (TV14)                         cruise they booked while they
sends the team a videotape de-       nemesis. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                              were still dating. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                                                        A&E Storage Wars The buyers
tailing one of his crimes. (CC)      A&E Storage Wars Barry and                                             (TV14)
                                                                        journey to the affluent neigh-
(HD) (TV14)                          Kenny get fired up; Dave Hes-
                                                                        borhood of Westminster, Calif.;     # + (9:01) About a Boy Will
A&E Storage Wars Barry’s             ter makes a find worth cheer-                                          agrees to help plan Marcus’
                                                                        Barry discovers an antique
rumpled appearance belies his        ing over; Brandi is exhausted.                                         birthday party; Sam and Fiona
                                     (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   medical device. (CC) (HD)
buying skills. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                             have a disagreement. (N) (CC)
                                     BRAVO The Real Housewives          (TVPG)                              (HD) (TVPG)
DSC Deadliest Catch: Legend                                             COM Inside Amy Schumer Amy
                                     of Atlanta Apollo addresses ru-                                        $ Bones A teen discovers a
of the Northwestern The                                                 judges strippers; gets a big
                                     mors about him and Phaedra.                                            dismembered, headless body in
Hansen family juggles tendering      (HD) (TV14)                        movie role. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        a strange purple pool of water.
operation and family obliga-         COM The Daily Show With Jon        DSC Deadliest Catch: On Deck        (CC) (HD) (TV14)
tions. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)           (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                % NCIS: Los Angeles A deadly
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)           HIST Counting Cars Danny and       E! Giuliana & Bill Giuliana and     explosion takes place at a char-
HBO Billy Crystal 700 Sundays        Shannon restore an old VW          Bill worry about their busy         ity event sponsored by the mili-
In his Broadway show, the com-       van; a ’69 Ford Bronco. (CC)       schedules; Bill mulls over an       tary. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
ic discusses childhood memo-         (HD) (TVPG)                        opportunity at a prison. (N)        _ * (9:01) The Goldbergs
ries, the unexpected death of        NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat         (HD) (TV14)                         Beverly learns that Barry lied
his father, and pursuing his         baby-sit a pygmy goat while try-   HIST Counting Cars Building a       about joining the wrestling
dream of becoming a comedi-          ing to win over their landlord’s   custom bike for a disabled          team; Erica flakes on a prom-
an. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                 son, Dilben. (CC) (HD) (TVY)       man; Coupe de Ville. (CC) (HD)      ise to Adam. (N) (CC) (HD)
HIST Counting Cars Danny             TBS Family Guy When Peter          (TVPG)                              (TVPG)
can’t stop buying cars; Gor-         blows his savings on lottery       LIFE True Tori Tori decides to      ) Secrets of the Dead Loca-
don’s ’73 Mustang; FMC Mo-           tickets and ends up winning,       allow cameras to follow her.        tion of the Hanging Gardens of
torhome; a roadside bidding          the family struggles to cope.      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    Babylon, what they looked like
war. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   OWN Love Thy Neighbor Sam           and how they were constructed.
LIFE Wife Swap A wife who is         TLC The Little Couple Bill and     stops partying, but continues       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
fed up with city living swaps        Jen have a safari theme birth-     to sleep around; Danny and          ` (9:01) Person of Interest
places with a liberal, modern        day party for Will. (CC) (HD)      Drew play a trick on Sam. (CC)      An unknown entity blocks de-
woman. (CC) (TVPG)                   (TVG)                              (HD) (TVPG)                         tails about an impending cata-
OWN Dr. Phil Guests return to        TVLND Gilligan’s Island (TVG)      SPIKE Ink Master Making             strophic event; Root’s hackers
reveal a new bombshell that                                             mouth grills for boxer Brandon      arrive. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
makes their home life more un-                                          Rios; a fight with a canvas; an     4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
bearable than ever. (CC) (HD)        8 p.m.                             explosive critique. (CC) (HD)       KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)
(TV14)                               ^ H Glee In hope of sal-           (TV14)                              ? L Supernatural Castiel
SPIKE Ink Master Artists use         vaging her reputation, Rachel      SYFY Jim Henson’s Creature          asks Dean and Sam to help in-
gunpowder to make art in The         hires Santana as her publicist     Shop Challenge Designers cre-       terrogate one of Metatron’s an-
Flash Challenge; gory tattoos of     and starts a charity. (N) (CC)     ate camouflage creatures to         gels. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
demons. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             (HD) (TV14)                        hide in a swamp. (CC) (HD)          D The Big Bang Theory Amy
SYFY Jim Henson’s Creature                                              (TVPG)                              feels threatened by Sheldon’s
                                     # + The Voice The artists
Shop Challenge The designers                                            TLC 19 Kids and Counting Jim        new assistant; space starts to
                                     face elimination. (N Same-day
must create a larger-than-life                                          Bob and Michelle make a deci-       wear on Wolowitz. (CC) (HD)
                                     Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
creature. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                              sion that could change one of       (TVPG)
                                     $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)                                            V NOVA Secret mental lives of
TLC The Little Couple Taking a       (HD)                               their daughters’ lives. (CC) (HD)
trip to San Francisco; Jen is in-                                       (TVG)                               great apes — chimps, orang-
                                     % NCIS DiNozzo encounters a                                            utans, gorillas and bonobos.
vited to give a speech; follow-      controversial crime scene when     TRUTV truTV Top Funniest A
ing the doctor’s orders. (CC)                                           collection of brides run amok;      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                     he is sent to Paris. (N) (CC)                                          ¨ Inspector Manara A police
(HD) (TVG)                           (HD) (TV14)                        gymnastic feats gone wrong.
TRUTV truTV Top Funniest (HD)                                           (HD) (TV14)                         chief gets transferred to a
                                     _ * Marvel’s Agents of                                                 small Tuscan town where he re-
(TV14)                               S.H.I.E.L.D. Shocking secrets                                          unites with an old girlfriend. (N)
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-        — and Ward’s betrayal — are
tims Unit When a rape victim is      revealed. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     8:30 p.m.                           (TVPG)
                                                                                                            ± Criminal Minds The team
arrested for murder in Suffolk       ) Pioneers of Television (Sea-     4 30 Rock Pete and Liz ques-        investigates victims who were
County, Detective Benson ques-       son Finale) The backstage tech-    tion the motives of Tracy’s new-
tions the case. (CC) (HD)            niques of comic actors, includ-    ly discovered illegitimate son.
(TV14)                               ing Robin Williams, Jonathan       (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       Continued on next page
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sharing personal details online.                                           current events. (CC) (HD)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)
A&E Storage Wars Barry is vis-
                                      10 p.m.                              (TVMA)
                                                                           HIST American Restoration A
                                                                                                                11 p.m.
ited by wrestling legend “Row-        ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)          1970s popcorn machine is             ^ Modern Family Cameron’s
dy” Roddy Piper; Rene and             (HD)                                 brought in for a tune up; an         mother makes Mitchell uncom-
Casey score a valuable statue.        # + Chicago Fire A call to           ejection seat from a 1950s           fortable. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      the field may throw a wrench in      F106 fighter. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
BRAVO (9:01) The Real House-          Dawson’s plan to retake the          LIFE True Tori (N) (CC) (HD)         Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
wives of New York City Kristen        firefighter exam. (N) (CC) (HD)      OWN Love Thy Neighbor When           (HD)
has her husband look over Son-        (TV14)                               Hattie falls while working late      $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
ja’s business plan; Carole vis-       $ Bones Booth and Brennan            at the diner, she pretends to        (CC) (HD)
its a matchmaker. (N) (CC) (HD)       investigate the death of an of-      be hurt to garner sympathy and       % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
(TV14)                                fice manager. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       help. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
                                      % (10:01) Person of Interest                                              (HD)
COM Tosh.0 Daniel pays it                                                  SHOW Nurse Jackie Jackie             _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
backwards; the shroom guy;            An unknown entity blocks de-         goes off the deep end; Frank
                                      tails about an impending cata-                                            (CC) (HD)
Daniel’s gem file. (CC) (HD)                                               discloses a secret about his         ) POV A small town girl com-
(TVMA)                                strophic event; Root’s hackers       past. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                      arrive. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                              petes in the Miss India pageant
DSC Deadliest Catch Captains                                               SPIKE Ink Master A view of the       in Bombay; a militant leader of
                                      _ * Celebrity Wife Swap
try to stay on course in spite of                                          Statue of Liberty from a yacht       a Hindu camp. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                      Former boxer Laila Ali trades
malfunctions and bad fishing.         lives with singer Angie Stone.       with a surprise; one artist’s        * News 10 at 11:00pm With
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 cutthroat strategy. (N) (CC) (HD)    Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)                ) Frontline Untreatable infec-       (TV14)                               Schornack. Breaking stories
HBO Game of Thrones Cersei            tions spread quickly in hospi-       STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)        plus an in-depth look at local
and Tywin plan the Crown’s            tals, communities and around         Leonardo and his allies face         news, politics, investigations,
next move; Dany discusses fu-         the globe. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          deadly threats as they search        sports. Chief Meteorologist
ture plans; Jon Snow begins a         ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)             for the Book of Leaves; Carlo        Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
new mission. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)         (HD)                                 helps Clarice; the Sultan’s son      casts. (N) (CC)
LIFE True Tori (CC) (HD) (TV14)       4 Community When an exam             is intrigued by Lucrezia. (CC)       + NBC Bay Area News at 11
OWN Love Thy Neighbor After           is postponed, Annie talks Abed       (HD) (TVMA)                          (N) (HD)
her annual physical, Hattie is        into letting her spending some       TLC The Little Couple Will has       ` Late Show With David Let-
convinced she is dying; Vivian’s      time in the dreamatorium. (CC)       weekly speech therapy; Zoey          terman Jon Cryer; Elizabeth
horse is sick. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       (HD) (TVPG)                          gets basic health screenings;        Olsen; Foster the People per-
SPIKE Ink Master Artists must         ? The Middle Ms. Rinsky              Jen sees a physical therapist.       forms. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
depend on each other to sur-          asks Frankie and Mike to at-         (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  4 Cheaters Lavell’s girlfriend
vive; the fight for the final five    tend a math class after Frankie      USA Playing House Maggie and         wants some brotherly love. (CC)
and two artists face off. (CC)        questions her teaching skills.       Mark look into Bruce’s disap-        (TV14)
(HD) (TV14)                           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     pearance. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)       ? CW31 News (N)
STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)         D Seinfeld Jerry tries to help                                            D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
Entering the Vault of Heaven          the owner of a deserted neigh-                                            H L The Arsenio Hall Show
presents challenges for Leonar-       borhood cafe. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       10:30 p.m.                           (CC) (HD) (TV14)
do and Riario; Lorenzo be-            H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)          4 Community The study group          V Pacific Heartbeat Resi-
comes a part of King Fer-             (TVPG)                               goes to Shirley’s house for          dents of Takuu Atoll fight to
rante’s bloody games; Lucrezia        L KPIX 5 News on the CW                                                   preserve their community. (CC)
                                                                           Thanksgiving dinner; Jeff re-        (HD) (TVG)
meets the Turk in Constantino-        (N) (HD)                             unites with his father. (CC) (HD)
ple. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                 V Joy of Chance An explo-                                                 ¨ Biz Asia America (N)
                                                                           (TVPG)                               ± The Listener Toby and the
SYFY Jim Henson’s Creature            ration considers scientific and      ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)
Shop Challenge The designers          philosophical answers to the                                              IIB must find the source of a
                                                                           D Seinfeld George poses as a         deadly virus. (N) (CC) (HD)
must create an original alien         question of what is chance.          marine biologist while on a
                                      (CC) (HD)                                                                 (TV14)
species. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                              date with a former college           AMC Small Town Security
TLC 19 Kids and Counting Go-          ¨ Inspector Manara A police          classmate. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
                                      chief gets transferred to a                                               (Season Premiere) Captain
ing halfway around the world to                                            L The Office When Michael            Starr creates a new training
see if Derick could be “the           small Tuscan town where he re-       takes the Mifflin crew on a mo-
                                      unites with an old girlfriend. (N)                                        tape; Chief wants to capitalize
one”; Jessa’s courtship with                                               tivational harbor cruise, things     on the Speecy Spicy Meatball.
Ben. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)              (TVPG)                               get out of hand. (CC) (HD)
                                      ± The Listener Toby starts                                                (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                           (TVPG)                               BET Real Husbands of Holly-
                                      doubting his abilities after         A&E (10:31) Barry’d Treasure         wood Kevin has a new crush
9:30 p.m.                             Michelle questions his insights.     Barry and Kenny travel to New        and a new house; Nick has a
^ H The Mindy Project (Sea-           (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 Orleans; Kenny’s grandmother         new network; JB has new
son Finale) Mindy thinks she          A&E Barry’d Treasure (Season         celebrates her 101st birthday.       wheels. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2)
has found her dream guy -             Finale) An Evel Knievel leather      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     (TV14)
which leads to a surprising re-       quest takes Barry and Kenny          AMC Freakshow (N) (HD)               BRAVO (11:01) Watch What
                                      across Los Angeles. (N) (CC)                                              Happens: Live (N) (HD) (TV14)
veal. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                 BET ComicView James Davis &
                                      (HD) (TVPG)                                                               COM The Daily Show With Jon
# + (9:31) Growing Up Fish-           AMC Freakshow (Season Pre-           Trev Houston. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
er Mel sneaks into Joyce’s                                                 COM Inside Amy Schumer Amy           Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                      miere) Todd needs to find new                                             DSC (11:01) Deadliest Catch
house to take bubble baths;           performers. (N) (HD)                 objects to a wedding; breaks
Joyce panics over her success                                              up with her boyfriend. (N) (CC)      Captains try to stay on course
                                      BET ComicView James Davis &                                               in spite of malfunctions and
at school. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       Trev Houston. (N) (CC) (HD)          (HD) (TV14)
_ * (9:31) Trophy Wife Pete                                                HBO Silicon Valley Erlich con-       bad fishing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                      (TV14)                                                                    E! Chelsea Lately Actress Jane
and Diane take Hillary and War-       BRAVO (10:01) The People’s           vinces a graffiti artist to create
ren to visit a college campus.                                             Pied Piper’s logo; Jared works       Lynch. (N) (HD) (TV14)
                                      Couch (N) (HD) (TV14)                                                     FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  COM Tosh.0 (N) (CC) (HD)             to make the company more ef-
D The Big Bang Theory                                                      ficient; Richard learns that he      (TVG)
                                      (TV14)                                                                    FX (11:13) Fargo Malvo em-
Leonard has an idea for a             DSC (10:01) Alaskan Bush             has eight weeks to prepare for
smartphone application. (CC)                                               a live demonstration. (CC) (HD)      braces his alter ego when Gus
                                      People (Series Premiere) A                                                tries to right a wrong; Molly un-
(HD) (TVPG)                           unique family builds a small         (TVMA)
COM Tosh.0 Daniel helps a reli-                                            HIST (10:31) American                covers a promising lead. (HD)
                                      shack in the Alaskan bush. (N)                                            (TVMA)
gious rapper reclaim his throne;      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     Restoration A 1970s wet bike
                                                                                                                HBO Veep Amy and Dan com-
there’s no such thing as stupid       E! Total Divas Trinity wants to      is brought into the shop; Rick       pete to become Selina’s cam-
questions. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           get married; Eva faces a health      tests a loud-mouth new painter.      paign manager; Mike tries to
HALL The Middle Sue feels re-         issue; Nikki and Ariane help         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     maintain his fertility schedule;
sentful when her friends get          Nattie. (HD) (TV14)                  OWN Love Thy Neighbor When           Jonah is offered a job on Mad-
their licenses; Axl receives          FX Fargo Malvo embraces his          Linda throws Hattie a surprise       dox’s team; Gary’s shoulder
stunning news from Cassidy.           alter ego when Gus tries to          birthday party, Hattie fires         pain threatens his job; Selina
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      right a wrong; Molly uncovers a      shots. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
OWN Love Thy Neighbor Hattie          promising lead. (N) (HD) (TVMA)      TLC The Little Couple Bill
finds an abandoned baby in the        HBO Last Week Tonight With           takes Will to work so Jen can
diner bathroom. (CC) (HD)             John Oliver A satirical look at      spend time with Zoey. (CC) (HD)
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                $ News (5) (N) (CC)          er (N)            (CC) (HD)
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                   KPIX 5 News at 6pm        Family      Judge NCIS A controversial NCIS: Los Angeles         Person of Interest        KPIX 5      Late Show
                % (N) (HD)                   Feud (N) Judy     crime scene. (N)        “Exposure” (N) (TV14) (10:01) (N) (TV14)         News        Letterman
                   PBS NewsHour (N)                            Pioneers of Television Secrets of the Dead Frontline Untreatable Alzheimer’s Disease:
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                   ABC7 News 6:00PM          Jeopardy! Wheel ofMarvel’s Agents of      The Gold- Trophy       Celebrity Wife Swap ABC7              Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)              (N) (TVG) Fortune S.H.I.E.L.D. (N) (TVPG) bergs (N) Wife (9:31) (N) (CC) (TVPG)            News        Kimmel
                   PBS NewsHour (CC)         Nightly     Spark Pioneers of Television Secrets of the Dead Frontline Untreatable POV “The World Before
                ) (HD)                       Business (TVG)    (N) (CC) (TVPG)         (CC) (TVPG)            infections in hospitals. Her” (TVPG)
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                   NBC Bay Area News         Extra (N) Access  The Voice (N Same- About a Growing Chicago Fire “One                     Bay Area Tonight
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                `             ment Ton.      crime scene. (N)  “Exposure” (N) (TV14) (9:01) (N) (CC) (TV14) (N) (HD)                    Letterman (N) (TVPG)
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                D Minute (N) Minute (N)      News        (TVPG)Family        Family    Theory       Theory    (TVPG)        (TVG)       (HD)
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                H News        (TVPG)         Half Men Half Men Tricks” (N) (TV14)      (N) (TV14) Project (N) (TVPG)                    Show (CC) (TV14)
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   is invited to Maddox’s country               see if Derick could be “the           ? Entertainment Tonight (N)            cannon is brought into the
   house. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                      one”; Jessa’s courtship with          (CC) (HD)                              shop; the shop has an auction;
   HIST (11:02) American                        Ben. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  A&E (11:32) Storage Wars In            Italian folding bicycle. (CC) (HD)
   Restoration A star-shaped                    TNT Castle A well-known chef          Chino, Calif., Darrell lets his        (TVPG)
   1970s Carl’s Jr. sign; Ron re-               is found frozen to death in the       son Brandon try his luck; Dave         MAX (11:55) Life on Top So-
   turns from a monster picking                 kitchen of a New York restau-         wins big when he buys in bulk.
   trip with a huge haul. (CC) (HD)             rant. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                       phie and Avi try to reassure Gi-
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   LIFE (11:01) True Tori (CC)                                                        find new performers. (HD)              tryst does not go as expected.
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   OWN Love Thy Neighbor Sam                    ^ Seinfeld George poses as a          wood Kevin’s new crush and             OWN Love Thy Neighbor The
   stops partying, but continues                marine biologist while on a           house; Nick’s new network;             new boss starts at Beagal and
   to sleep around; Danny and                   date with a former college            JB’s new wheels; Duane’s proj-         Steve; Drew invites Marianna to
   Drew play a trick on Sam. (CC)               classmate. (CC) (HD) (TVG)            ect with Tisha. (CC) (HD) (Part        move into the extra room in her
   (HD) (TVPG)                                  # + (11:34) The Tonight               2 of 2) (TV14)                         apartment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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   ink; a client eager to drop his              Bomer; Coldplay performs. (N)         Kristen has her husband look           wants some alone time with
   pants; a father honors his son.              (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      over Sonja’s business plan; Ca-        Melanie; Charlie and Marcy
   (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                         $ Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)        role visits a matchmaker. (CC)         have money issues. (CC) (HD)
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   TBS Conan Actor Dave Franco;                                                       against rape in India; repercus-       (HD) (TV14)
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   musician Hamilton Leithauser.                _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel              sions of nuclear radiation in          TVLND The Soul Man Barton
   (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                         Live Actor Jon Hamm; actress          Kazakhstan. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           takes Boyce and Stamps on a
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              ANIM (HD) (TVG)              (CC) (TVG)               is a riot of life. (TVG) (HD) (TVG)                (CC) (TVG)
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             TRUTV truTV Top Funniest truTV Top Funniest truTV Top Funniest truTV Top Funniest truTV Top Funniest Most Shocking
                    Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Hot in                        The Soul
            TVLAND fith Show fith Show fith Show Island             Island          Island     mond         mond       mond         mond        Cleveland Man (CC)
                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Modern                Modern     Modern       Modern     Playing      Modern      Modern      Modern
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Family                    Family     Family       Family     House (N) Family         Family      Family
                    Dance Flick (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (Shoshana Bush, T.I. and            T.I. and   Love & Hip Hop: At- The Fabulous Life            House Party (R, ‘90)
              VH-1 Damon Wayans Jr.) (HD)                           Tiny            Tiny       lanta (TV14)            Of... (TVPG)             ››› (CC)
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                    MLB Baseball (5) Chicago White Sox at Chica- Engage- Engage- Engage- Engage- Parks and 30 Rock 30 Rock Always
            WGN-A go Cubs. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                     ment            ment       ment         ment       Recreation (TV14)        (TV14)      Sunny
                    Jessie      Good-      Jessie      Austin & Boy Meets Boy Meets Jessie                  Austin & Dog With Good-             Jessie      A.N.T.
              DISN (TVG)        Charlie    (TVG)       Ally (TVG) World             World      (TVG)        Ally (TVG) a Blog       Charlie     (TVG)       Farm
              ENC Independ Arthur (6:20) (PG) ›››                   The Phantom (PG) ››                     The 51st State (9:45) (R) Premiere.             Independ
                    Real Time With Bill    Billy Crystal 700 Sundays The comic discuss- Game of Thrones (CC) Last Week Silicon                  Veep        VICE
              HBO Maher (CC) (TVMA) es childhood memories. (CC) (TVMA)                         (TVMA)                  To.          Valley      (TVMA)      (TV14)
              MAX 42 (5:50) (PG-13, ‘13) ››› (HD)                   The Internship (PG-13) ›› (HD)                     Dark Shadows (PG-13) ›› (HD)
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                    Holly-      Apartment 1303 (R, ‘12) (Mischa Crash (8:05) (R, ‘04) ››› (Sandra Bullock,             Nurse        D.L. Hughley: Clear Californi-
             SHOW woodland Barton) Premiere. (HD)                   Don Cheadle) (CC) (HD)                             Jackie       (CC) (TVMA)             cation
             STARZ Monsters University The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, ‘03 Da Vinci’s Demons                    Da Vinci’s Demons        Parkland (PG-13) ››
              TMC Mimic (R) ›› (Mira Sorvino) (HD)                  The Double (PG-13, ‘11) › (CC) The Baytown Outlaws (9:40) (HD)                          Welcome
                  Movies                 Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                      News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                  TUESDAY LATE NIGHT                                                   May 3-9, 2014                                   36


                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30        2 am        2:30       3 am         3:30       4 am         4:30       5 am        5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) Stop Ag- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am                               KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)                   tion (N)     (TVPG)      ing Now gram             gram        gram        loaded       Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)        Mad Money (HD)          Early Tdy News          News        News
                   Entertain- The Insid- Pastor Melissa Scott Paid Pro- The Doctors (CC)                EP Daily KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ ment Ton. er (N)         (HD)                     gram         (HD) (TVPG)             (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5             Paid Pro- Fast Joint Up to the Minute            CBS Morn- KPIX 5        KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News                gram         Relief      (3:12) (N)              ing News News           Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)         T. Smiley Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2014! (TVG) Europe             Suze Orman’s Financial Solutions For You
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                           America ABC7            ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                            Morning News            (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)         Business Spark           Pioneers of Television Secrets of the Dead Frontline (TVPG)              POV (CC) (TVPG)
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Minute      Minute       Wealth      ABC World News Now (N) (CC)          Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)        Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today             Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                  Sleep Bet. StopAging Paid Prog. Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte           Amorcito Corazón (N) Conducta Casa, Risa Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca                    Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny         There      Payne        Paternity New TV Offer!              NuWave Cooktop!         Adam Levine             New TV Offer!
               : Chinese News at 7        Path         Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel         Mark (TVG)              Genesis (TVG)           Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Rules         Raymond King/Hill Sunny             There        Justice     The Better Show (N) OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Friends Anti-Aging Paid Prog. ’Til Death Raymond Business Butts!                                 Paid Prog. Fix Hair
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Van Impe Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                       FOX 40 News
               J Paying TV Derm           Pagado       Pagado      Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                      Comics      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paying TV
               P En Otra Piel             Camelia La Texana        Pagado       Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado      Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley Film           Revolutionaries (CC) Nature (TVG)                 NOVA (TVPG)             Joy of Chance (CC) Pacific Heartbeat
               ¨ Inspector Manara         Inspector Manara         Biz Asia America         JN1 News Kazakh         CCTV         Global     Ukraine News
               ± Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. Teleworld Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Humanit Paid Prog. Manna              Turning Answers in Genesis Oak Tree Paid Prog. Today                      Biblical   Paid Prog. Like You
              A&E Storage Storage Storage Storage Barry’d                       Barry’d     Storage Storage Paid Prog. Dog                  Dog         Paid Prog.
              AMC Freak        Town       Groundhog Day (PG) ››› (Bill Murray) (HD)                     Freak       Freak        Town       CSI: Miami (TV14)
              ANIM Africa “Cape” (TVG) Africa “Sahara” (TVG) Africa (CC) (TVG)              Orangutan Eden          Big Cat      Big Cat    The Crocodile Hunter
              BET Wendy Williams Show Queen Latifah                The Good Life (NR, ‘12) (Tangi Miller) (HD)      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Popoff
            BRAVO NYC          Burlesque (12:32) (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (Cher)                     The People’s Couch Paid Prog. Cancer            Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT TBA          Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cutlery                Health      CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Worldwide Exchange (N)                              Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN CNNI Simulcast (N) Early Start                   Early Start              New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid       Tosh.0     Daily        Colbert     At Mid       Amy Sch. South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk Paid Prog. Tummy
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Baseball: Giants at Pirates                     SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Clean             Wonder
             CSPN Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                                                      Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Alaskan Bush People Deadliest Catch              Deadliest Catch (2:02) Popoff        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Power          Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Giuliana & Bill (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 NFL Live (N) (CC)      SportsNation (CC)        Olbermann (CC)           Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince       Prince     Prince       Prince      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Shaun T’s Sleep Bet. Prince                 Robison
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)        The Five (HD)            FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)           Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)           On the Rocks (TVG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               FX Fargo        The Americans (12:24) Fargo (1:34) (TVMA) FXM Pres. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. PAIN                      Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers           Cheers      Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier    Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars American American American American Paid Prog. Civil War Journal                             Defrosting
             HGTV Flip or      Flip or    Hunters Hunt Intl Flip It to Win It (TVG) Flip or             Flip        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. NINJA 101 Paid Prog.
              LIFE True Tori (12:02)      True Tori (1:02) (TV14) True Tori (2:02) (CC) True Tori (3:03) (CC) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cancer              Paid Prog.
            MSNBC All In With Chris       Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Faking It Faking It 16 and Pregnant              Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George                George Lopez (3:12) George           George     Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY Catwoman (11:30) (PG-13, ‘04) › Celebrity The Bad Girls Club Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Tattoo      Tattoo     Ink Master (TV14)        Tattoo       Tattoo      Tattoo      Tattoo      Cutlery      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. PAIN
              SYFY Ghost Hunters (12:01) Riverworld (1:01) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)        Riverworld (3:01) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14)     Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)             Holmes      Expecting Mary (PG) (Elliott Gould) (HD)         Married      Married    Married     Earl
              TCM The Age of Innocence (11) (PG) The Gorgeous Hussy (NR) ››                 A Farewell to Arms (3:15) ››› One Sunday Afternoon (4:45) (NR)
              TLC Couple       Couple     19 Kids      19 Kids     Couple       Couple      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm           Paid Prog. Bald        Paid Prog.
              TNT Castle (TVPG)           Castle (TVPG)            The Mentalist (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Smallville (TVPG)
             TOON Chicken Aqua            Squidbill. Cleveland Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Chicken Aqua                           Squidbill. King/Hill
             TRUTV truTV Top Funniest truTV Top Funniest truTV Top Funniest Most Shocking                           Full Throttle Saloon Stings         Hair Loss
            TVLAND King        King       King         King        Roseanne Roseanne Cosby              Cosby       3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. Roseanne Divorced
              USA Playing Playing NCIS: Los Angeles                House (2:01) (TV14) House (3:01) (TV14) Law & Order: SVU                 Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 House Party (11)       Love, Hip Hop            T.I.-Tiny Hot 97         Marry       Marry       VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good       Shake It ANT Farm Deck                Deck        Wizards Wizards Deck                 Deck       Fish        Phineas
              ENC Independence Day (11:20) ›››                     Hidalgo (1:50) (PG-13, ‘04) ››                   Dear God (4:10), ‘96 ›› Premiere.
              HBO Game of Thrones         Veep         Courage Under Fire ››› (HD)                      The Siege (R, ‘98) ›› (CC) (HD)                 Off the Air
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              MAX Life-Top Depravity Exit to Eden (12:50) (R, ‘94) ›            Intergalactic Swingers (2:45) (NR) Where the Heart Is (4:10), ‘00 (HD)
             SHOW Katt Williams           Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic         God Bless Ozzy Osbourne (2:25) Dana Gould: Wrong Off the Air Local
             STARZ Parkland Da Vinci’s Demons          Evil Dead (1:40) (R, ‘13) ›› (CC)                Looper (3:20) (R, ‘12) ››› (CC)                 Finding
              TMC Welcome-Pnch            Goon (1:10) (R) (HD)                  C’mon Man (2:45) (R, ‘12) (HD)                   Bringing Up Bobby (PG-13) ›
                 Movies                 Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                    News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                 WEDNESDAY MORNING                                                      May 3-9, 2014                                   37

                      6 am         6:30       7 am         7:30       8 am         8:30       9 am         9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute      Minute      Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Seth Rogen; Elizabeth Olsen. (N) (CC) Live With Kelly                 Today (N) (CC)            Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                            Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                           (CC) (TVPG)             (CC) (TVG)                Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg               Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger                 Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)           ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (N) (TVPG)      (TV14)                    News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou     Curious Cat in the Peg              Dinosaur Clifford        Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)                News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Seth Rogen; Elizabeth Olsen. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                       News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                      Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Wrinkles? America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China                Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)       Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal Made in Euro                  Drive It    Journal     Insight     Journal     In Focus News            Euromaxx Journal          Tomorrow
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Youthful People              Justice     Court       Justice     The Dr. Oz Show           Maury (CC) (TV14)
               H FOX 40 News               FOX 40 News             FOX 40 News             FOX 40 News             Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                        Pagado      Gran Cine                                         A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Robison Focus T25 Queen Latifah                 Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                            Acceso       La Prepago (N) (HD)
               R Programa Pagado           Hechos AM (6:50)                                                        Al Extremo                Cosas de la Vida
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                              WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                  Dinosaur
               ¨ CrossTalk                 France 24 Hello         ETV         EuroNews Newsline NHK               News         RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Paid Prog. Tom Wrld Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible               Int.        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Rocky III (HD)
               ¥ Ministry Wommack J. Meyer Prince                  Robison Dr. Huston The 700 Club (TVG) Health                              Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog Bounty Hunter Dog                  Dog         Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Williams Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Stooges Stooges Back to School (PG-13) ››› (HD)
              ANIM Dogs 101 (TVPG)         Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Boss (CC) (TV14)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)               Paid Prog. Fam. Mat. Matters        My Wife My Wife The Game The Game The Longshots ››
            BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Housewives/OC                           Housewives/OC             Housewives/OC
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)          Dukes-Hazzard
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)               Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                  Wolf (N) (HD)             CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Defrosting Paid Prog. Defrosting Hair Loss Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Daily                Colbert     Comedy Commun Sunny                    South Pk
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Pregame MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Pittsburgh Pirates.
             CSPN Washington Journal (4) (N)           Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. PAIN          Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                  Disappeared (TVG)         Wicked Attraction
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kardas        Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardashian                Kardashian
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)          On the Clock
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC)                 SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Amazing ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) Outnumbered (N)               Happening Now (N) The Real Story
             FOOD Workout Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Grill-Pro Paid Prog. Diets 2.0 Paid Prog. B. Flay                  Ingred. Fix Hungry        Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Twin Dragons (PG-13, ‘91) ›› (HD)                 An Unfinished Life (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (HD)           Stop-Loss (R) (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Clean        That’s Impossible       That’s Impossible       That’s Impossible       That’s Impossible         That’s Impossible
             HGTV Derm          Outdoor House H. Billion           Buying and Selling      Buying and Selling      Buying and Selling        Buying and Selling
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier                Frasier     Frasier      Frasier      Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                     Andrea Mitchell         Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                     PAW         Umizoomi Dora...         Dora...      Bubble       Bubble
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) Spice World (PG, ‘97) › (The Spice Girls)                            Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Cook Safe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG)
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Ghost Mine (TVPG) Ghost Mine (TVPG) Ghost Mine (TVPG) Ghost Mine (TVPG)
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married     There       Browns Payne            Full House Prince        Prince       Prince       The Office
              TCM Today We Live (6:15) (NR, ‘33) ›› (CC)           The Westerner (8:15) (NR, ‘40) ››› (CC)         Meet John Doe (NR) ››› (Gary Cooper)
               TLC Cake         Cake       19 Kids     19 Kids     Ultimate Cake Off       Hoard-Buried            Pregnant Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)          Charmed (TVPG)          Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Adventure Beyblade Pokémon Scooby Scooby-Doo-Cyber Chase                                      Garfield Looney Tunes (TVY)
              TRAV Trip Flip Trip Flip No Reservation              Mud People (CC)         Mud People (TVPG) Mud People (TVPG) Mega RV Countdown
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. SHARK! Paid Prog. Cancer              Paid Prog. World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...        World’s Dumbest...
            TVLAND Sonic!       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. SHARK! Griffith            Griffith    Griffith     Griffith     Griffith     Griffith
              USA House (CC) (TV14)        The Prestige (PG-13, ‘06) ››› (Hugh Jackman) (CC) (HD)                  NCIS (CC) (TV14)          NCIS Tense reunion.
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          Music       Gossip      Morning Buzz              Dance Flick, ‘09 ››
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TV14)
              DISN Henry        Chugging Ella the      Mickey      Pirates     Mickey      Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia            Mickey       Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Oxford Blues (6:10) (PG-13) ››                   Major Payne (7:50) ››               Breakin’ All the Rules, ‘04 ››        Quick Change ›››
              HBO Off the Air              Little Manhattan (HD)               All About Ann                       The Bourne Legacy ››› (HD)
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              MAX Magic M. Apollo 13 (PG, ‘95) ››› (Tom Hanks) (HD)                        Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous           2 Guns (10:50) ››
             SHOW Local Boys (5:30), ‘02 Hello Again (7:15) (PG) › (HD)                    Cool Runnings (HD)                   Will (10:45) (NR) (HD)
             STARZ Finding Forrester (5:40), ‘00 ›››               Jersey Girl (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (CC)                Ladder 49 (9:50) (PG-13, ‘04) ››
              TMC Deceived (6:05) Premiere. (HD)                   The Out-of-Towners (PG-13) ›› 6 Month Rule (R) (HD)                       Sarafina! (11:10) (R)
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                        Sports
TVTIMES                              WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON                                                       May 3-9, 2014                                   38

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm        3:30        4 pm        4:30        5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Rescue       Trisha Goddard            Maury (N) (TV14)         Minute      Minute       The Dr. Oz Show       News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                    Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)               The Dr. Oz Show       News         NBC News
              $     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm          Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU            The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful        (TV14)
                                                                      The Queen Latifah
                                                                      Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                               The People’s Court
                                                                                               (N) (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                        Judge
                                                                                                                        Judy
                                                                                                                                    Judge
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                                                                                                                                              KPIX 5
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                                                                                                                                                           CBS
                                                                                                                                                           Evening
               & Sid           Thomas Clifford          Mexico        The National Parks: America’s Best Idea           Equitrek Newsline News             Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                               World
               _ (TVPG)                     (CC) (TVPG)               lionaire     (TVG)                                (N) (CC) (HD)         News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)          Check       Kitchen Martha             News        PBS NewsHour (N)         News        Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
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               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                      Hoy (HD)                 Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca          Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                             ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Love-Heart               Path          Dr. Arty     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music           Beat      Paid Prog. Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge        Bill Cunningham           The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                 Steve Harvey (TVPG)
               @ News          Insight      Classic Art Showcase Journal           In Focus Journal        Insight      News        Good      Arts         Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show The Test (N) (TV14) Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Middle                        Middle       How I Met How I Met TMZ Live (N) (TVPG)
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)                 The Test (N) (TV14)      Steve Wilkos Show        Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News              40 News
               J Don Cheto                  Cine de la Tarde                                   Lagrimita y Costel       Estrellas Hoy         Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                     Judge        Judge       Bill Cunningham          The Office King       King         Fam. Guy
               P Avenida Brasil (HD)                                  Lo Mejor                 Suelta la Sopa           Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                     Cuando Seas Mía          Callamos Mujeres         Grachi (TVY)          Ventaneando
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               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney             Caillou       Thomas Builder           Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur            Martha       WordGirl
               ¨ China         Euromaxx Midday                        Opinion Sit/Be Fit Simply            Biscuit      Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± Rocky III (11) ›››         Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG)
               ¥ Insights Aspiring Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Ministry Special
              A&E CSI: Miami (TV14)         Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)             The First 48 (TV14)   The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC Arachnophobia (PG-13) ››› (Jeff Daniels) (HD)                    Backdraft (R, ‘91) ››› (Kurt Russell) (CC) (HD)                         Groundhg
              ANIM Swamp Wars (TVPG) Gator Boys (TVPG) North Woods                             River Monsters           River Monsters        River Monsters (CC)
               BET The Longshots (11) ›› (HD)           Life (R, ‘99) ›› (Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence) (CC)           Matters     Matters   Moesha Moesha
            BRAVO Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Flipping Out (TVPG) Flipping Out (2:58)                 Flipping Out (3:59)   Housewives/NYC
              CMT To Be Announced                                                                          Extreme Makeover         Extreme Makeover       Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                          Fast Money (N)           Mad Money (N)            Secret      Secret    Secret       Secret
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                       The Situation Room (N) (HD)          Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Drillbit Taylor (11:54) (PG-13) ›› (HD)             South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Baseball Postgame The Dan Patrick Show World Poker Tour                      Red Bull Signature Series                      SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Key Capitol Hill Hearings (11:30) Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                    Capitol Hill Hearings Q & A                     Hearings
              DSC Sins & Secrets (TV14) Fast N’ Loud (TVG)            Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Deadliest Catch               Deadliest Catch (CC) Alaskan Bush People
                E! E! News (TVPG)           Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City The Life and Death of Anna Nicole
             ESPN NFL Insiders (N)          NFL Live (N) (CC)         Around       Pardon      SportsCenter (N) (CC)                Baseball MLB Baseball
             ESPN2 SportsNation (N)         Question Outside Football ESPN FC Around                       Pardon       SpoCenter SportCtr On the Clock
              FAM 8, Rules 8, Rules Reba                Reba          Reba         Reba        Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Middle              Middle
              FNC Shepard Smith             Neil Cavuto               The Five (N) (HD)        Special Report           Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Cooking Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada                                     Contessa Contessa Pioneer Southern
                FX Stop-Loss (11) (R) ›› (HD)           12 Rounds (PG-13, ‘09) › (John Cena) (HD)                       Anger       Two Men Two Men Just Go
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                      Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST That’s Impossible        American Pickers          American Pickers         American Pickers         American Pickers      American Pickers
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers                 Property Brothers        Property Brothers        Property Brothers     Property Brothers
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG)                           Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)        Alex Wagner               The Ed Show (N)          PoliticsNation (N)       Hardball Matthews     All In With Chris
              MTV Catfish Untold Stories Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show
              NICK PAW         PAW          Wally       Wally         Sponge. Sponge. Rabbids Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Police Women                   Police Women             Police Women             Police Women          Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14)
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)            Snapped (TVPG)            I Know What You Did Last Summer Premiere. Catwoman (PG-13, ‘04) › (Halle Berry) (CC)
             SPIKE Bar Rescue (TVPG) Hungry Investors                 Bar Rescue (TVPG) Cops               Walking Tall (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (HD)               Rundown
              SYFY Ghost Mine (TVPG) Ghost Mine (TVPG) Ghost Mine (TVPG) Ghost Mine (TVPG) Ghost Mine (TVPG) Infestation (R) (HD)
               TBS The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King                     King        Friends      Friends     Friends   Friends      Seinfeld
              TCM Sergeant York (12:15) (NR, ‘41) ›››› (Gary Cooper)               The Pride of the Yankees (2:45) (NR, ‘42) ›››› (CC)        Glenn Miller
               TLC What Not to Wear         Medium Medium 19 Kids                  19 Kids     Cake        Cake         Honey       Honey     Toddlers & Tiaras
               TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)        Bones (CC) (TV14)         Bones (CC) (TV14)        Bones (CC) (TV14)        NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (CC)
             TOON Tom & Jerry (TVG)         Tom-Jerry Tom-Jerry Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Tom/Jerry
              TRAV Food Paradise (TVPG) Bizarre Foods                 Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods                 Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...        World’s Dumbest...       Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car
            TVLAND Gunsmoke (TVPG)          Gunsmoke (TVPG)           Gunsmoke (TVPG)          Bonanza (TVPG)           Bonanza (TVPG)        Griffith     Griffith
              USA NCIS (CC) (TV14)          NCIS (CC) (TV14)          NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)      NCIS (CC) (TVPG)
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              DISN Mickey      Little       Little      Octonauts Dog              Dog         Dog         I Didn’t     I Didn’t    Jessie    Jessie       Jessie
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TVTIMES                        WEDNESDAY EVENING                                                May 3-9, 2014                               39

                                                                                                               dance; Jay and Phil take Luke
7 p.m.                                                      Wednesday                                          and Manny on a mall run. (CC)
                                                                                                               (HD) (TVPG)
^ The Big Bang Theory                                                                                          V As Time Goes By Jean tries
Bernadette runs into her ex at       % Judge Judy (CC) (HD)               V Great Romances of the              to cheer up the boyfriendless
an event with Wolowitz. (CC)         (TVPG)                               20th Century Ronald and Nan-         Judith and Sandy. (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TV14)                          _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)             cy Reagan. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          (TVPG)
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)          (CC) (HD) (TVG)                      ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                   ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
(HD) (TVPG)                          ) Quest Efforts to rebuild           ± Burn Notice Michael helps          BET ComicView James Davis &
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)          oyster reefs, battle algae           a criminal defense attorney res-     Trev Houston. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
% ? Family Feud (N) (CC)             blooms. (CC) (HD)                    cue his kidnapped daughter.          COM South Park Butters thinks
(HD) (TVPG)                          + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     he can communicate with the
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)          (HD) (TVPG)                          A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes        dead. (CC) (TVMA)
(TVG)                                ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD)          the entire family on a Hawaiian      E! Chrisley Knows Best Todd
) Nightly Business Report            (TVPG)                               vacation to reward them for          bets Julie that he can throw a
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           their hard work. (CC) (HD)           fabulous party. (HD) (TV14)
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         H L Two and a Half Men               (TVPG)                               FAM Baby Daddy Philip’s sister
` Survivor (N) (CC) (HD)             Paying his young girlfriend’s        BET Real Husbands of Holly-          is less than impressed with Ri-
(TVPG)                               bills financially straps Alan.       wood Kevin looks for love; Trina     ley; Bonnie’s actions threaten
H L Two and a Half Men               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     nudges Boris to star in a musi-      Danny’s career. (N) (CC) (HD)
Jake uses an incriminating pic-      A&E Duck Dynasty Willie has          cal. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                (TV14)
ture to blackmail Charlie. (CC)                                           BRAVO Million Dollar Listing         HBO Veep Amy and Dan com-
                                     big plans for the company’s
(HD) (TV14)                                                               New York Luis’ overachieving         pete to become Selina’s cam-
                                     40th anniversary; Miss Kay
V Lark Rise to Candleford                                                 nature may drive away his sell-      paign manager; Mike tries to
Laura Timmons starts her first       wants to buy a new home. (CC)
                                     (HD) (TVPG)                          er; Fredrik learns to deal with      maintain his fertility schedule;
job at the Post Office in Can-                                            delicate egos. (HD) (TV14)           Jonah is offered a job on Mad-
dleford. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            BET Real Husbands of Holly-
                                     wood Kevin’s new crush and           COM Key & Peele Keegan and           dox’s team; Gary’s shoulder
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)                                                     Jordan eavesdrop on white            pain threatens his job; Selina
± Burn Notice Michael tracks         house; Nick’s new network;
                                     JB’s new wheels; Duane’s proj-       women who love black men;            is invited to Maddox’s country
down the man behind the glob-                                             Wendell makes a music video.         house. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
al wars; Sam and Fiona help a        ect with Tisha. (CC) (HD) (Part
                                     2 of 2) (TV14)                       (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better
widow. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                   DSC Dual Survival: Untamed           or Worse Angela and Leslie
A&E Duck Dynasty Jase and Si         COM The Daily Show With Jon
                                     Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)             (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2)          want to know how many past
damage Willie’s samurai sword;                                            (TV14)                               partners Marcus and Joseph
Willie and Phil give Sadie shoot-    FAM Melissa & Joey Mel gets
                                     surprising news from her doc-        E! Chrisley Knows Best The           have had. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
ing lessons. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                             children treat their parents to a    TBS Family Guy Actor Ryan
BET The Definition: Outkast          tor, but is not sure if she
                                     should share it with Joe. (CC)       day of pampering. (HD) (TV14)        Reynolds visits Quahog and be-
Reloaded (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                             FAM Melissa & Joey Mel has           comes enamored with Peter.
BRAVO Million Dollar Listing         (HD) (TV14)
                                     NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat           everything she needs for the         (CC) (HD) (TV14)
New York Fredrik tries the land                                           perfect wedding after a close        TRUTV South Beach Tow Ber-
the biggest listing of his career.   compete for their clients’ affec-
                                     tion. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                friend calls off her nuptials. (N)   nice uses mind over matter to
(HD) (TV14)                                                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     get out of a sticky repo conflict.
DSC Dual Survival Joe and            TBS Family Guy A storm hits
                                     Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley        HBO Silicon Valley Erlich con-       (HD) (TVY7)
Cody find themselves in a                                                 vinces a graffiti artist to create
leech-infested jungle. (CC) (HD)     Falls; Meg loses it. (CC) (HD)
                                                                          Pied Piper’s logo; Jared works
(Part 1 of 2) (TV14)                 (TV14)
                                                                          to make the company more ef-         9 p.m.
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                                ficient; Richard learns that he      # + Law & Order: Special
FAM Melissa & Joey Mel wants         8 p.m.                               has eight weeks to prepare for       Victims Unit Benson and Mur-
to get rid of the ugly chair that                                         a live demonstration. (CC) (HD)      phy question a television pro-
Joe inherited from his late          ^ H American Idol The four           (TVMA)
                                     remaining finalists perform. (N                                           ducer when he is accused of
grandmother. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                             HIST American Pickers Mike           molesting his daughter. (N) (CC)
HIST American Pickers Mike           Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)             tackles projects in Iowa; Frank
                                     (TVPG)                                                                    (HD) (TV14)
does business with a fast-talk-                                           and Dave in Florida. (CC) (HD)       $ Law & Order: Criminal In-
ing taxidermy deer; an old-          # + Revolution Truman                (TVPG)
                                     launches a mustard gas attack;                                            tent When a recipient of an or-
school general store. (CC) (HD)                                           LIFE Preachers’ Daughters
                                     Miles agrees to join Monroe in                                            gan transplant is murdered, the
(TVPG)                                                                    Megan goes on a camping trip
                                     a scheme to beat the Patriots.                                            donor is a suspect. (CC) (HD)
LIFE Preachers’ Daughters Tay-                                            with boys; the Koloff girls throw
                                     (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                      (TV14)
lor holds a bikini car wash                                               Teryn a bachelorette party. (CC)
                                     % Survivor (N) (CC) (HD)                                                  % Criminal Minds When pros-
fundraiser for Ken; Kolby takes                                           (HD) (TV14)                          titutes are murdered in Texas,
a trip without permission. (CC)      (TVPG)                               OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better         their deaths seem to have reli-
(HD) (TV14)                          _ * The Middle Mike watch-           or Worse When Leslie finds out       gious overtones. (N) (CC) (HD)
OWN Dr. Phil Dr. Phil continues      es to make sure Darrin doesn’t       about his activities during their    (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)
his work with three young cou-       take advantage of Sue; Brick in-     time apart, she suggests that        _ * Modern Family Jay, Glo-
ples who struggle to stay to-        vites new friends over. (N) (CC)     Joseph get tested for sexually
gether. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2)                                                                                ria and Manny challenge one
                                     (HD) (TVPG)                          transmitted diseases. (CC) (HD)      another to try something new.
(TVPG)                               ) Nature Underwater filmmak-         (TV14)                               (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
TLC Long Island Medium A             ers Howard and Michele Hall go       TLC Secretly Pregnant Chari-
group reading for a charity at a                                                                               ) NOVA Researching the hunt-
                                     diving 300 miles off the coast       ty’s sixth child is on the way;      ing instincts of the great white
historic New York theater. Re-       of Central America. (CC) (HD)        Natasha fears. (CC) (HD)
connecting a woman and her                                                                                     shark. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                     (TVPG)                               (TVPG)                               ` CSI: Crime Scene Investi-
father. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             ` Criminal Minds When pros-          TRUTV South Beach Tow A sur-         gation (Season Finale) The
TRUTV South Beach Tow Dave           titutes are murdered in Texas,       prise inspection puts Tremont’s
finds himself in a compromis-                                                                                  CSIs investigate a crime that
                                     their deaths seem to have reli-      survival in jeopardy; Robbie         has ties to a 25-year-old mob
ing position; Bernice finds her-     gious overtones. (N) (CC) (HD)       gets blasted with an earful.
self on day care duty. (HD)                                                                                    heist. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                     (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)                 (HD) (TV14)                          ? L The 100 Octavia helps
(TVY7)                               4 30 Rock Hank wants to
USA NCIS Secrets arise when                                                                                    a friend escape; treacherous
                                     cancel “TGS,” but Jack con-
Gibbs’ former mother-in-law be-      vinces him to let Liz make the       8:30 p.m.                            actions are revealed. (N) (CC)
                                                                                                               (HD) (TV14)
comes a witness in a murder          100th episode. (CC) (HD) (Part       _ * Suburgatory Tessa
investigation. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                                                D The Big Bang Theory
                                     2 of 2) (TV14)                       struggles with the budget while      Wolowitz’s return from space
                                     ? L Arrow As Slade’s sol-            planning Lisa and Malik’s wed-       isn’t all he expected. (CC) (HD)
                                     diers target the city, Oliver ral-   ding; Sheila gives Lisa advice.
7:30 p.m.                            lies his team; Felicity receives     (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                               (TVPG)
                                                                                                               V Keeping Up Appearances
^ The Big Bang Theory                game-changing news. (N) (CC)         4 30 Rock Jack builds a rela-        Hyacinth takes a group of sen-
Wolowitz’s return from space         (HD) (TV14)                          tionship with his biological fa-     ior citizens to the beach. (CC)
isn’t all he expected. (CC) (HD)     D Modern Family Phil takes           ther; Liz gets attention as a re-    (HD) (TVPG)
(TVPG)                               Jay on a fishing trip; Gloria won-   lationship expert. (CC) (HD)         ¨ Maigret (N) (TVPG)
# Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         ders how to break the news           (TV14)
$ Entertainment Tonight (N)          about her pregnancy. (CC) (HD)       D Modern Family Luke and
(CC) (HD)                            (TVPG)                               Manny have their first school           Continued on next page
TVTIMES                       WEDNESDAY EVENING                                               May 3-9, 2014                               40

± Burn Notice Michael inter-        graduation party for uncoopera-     E! The Soup Actor Jim Rash.;         yard and a pack of angry vehi-
venes when a vengeful lawyer        tive Axl. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          actress Rachael Harris. (N)          cle owners escape with their
starts killing off gang mem-        NICK Full House Jesse harbors       (HD) (TVPG)                          cars. (HD) (TV14)
bers. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              an old secret; Michelle can’t tie   FX The Americans Elizabeth           TVLND The Soul Man Boyce
A&E Duck Dynasty Si decides         her shoelaces. (CC) (TVG)           makes a shocking discovery           tries to get everyone to join
to produce an instructional golf    OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better        about Kate; Stan continues his       him in a new healthy lifestyle.
video for the Internet; John        or Worse Leslie decorates           pursuit of the illegal’s. (N) (HD)   (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Luke wrecks Willie’s truck. (CC)    Joseph’s house with help from       (TVMA)                               USA Playing House Emma and
(HD) (TVPG)                         Angela and Jennifer. (HD)           HIST Down East Dickering             Maggie have brunch with
BRAVO Million Dollar Listing        (TVPG)                              Tony and Codfish sell a vintage      Mark’s wife. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
New York (N) (HD) (TV14)            TBS The Big Bang Theory Shel-       soda machine; Bruce converts
COM South Park The boys             don is determined to meet           an old dump truck into a log
cross into a new dimension          Stephen Hawking. (CC) (HD)          loader. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         11 p.m.
while searching for Cartman’s       (TVPG)                              LIFE Bring It! Memorable mo-         ^ Modern Family Luke and
leprechaun. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)        TRUTV South Beach Tow Ar-           ments from season one; Dian-         Manny have their first school
DSC Dual Survival Joe and           rows fly when Perez and Robbie      na Williams discusses the his-       dance; Jay and Phil take Luke
Cody traverse a desert and          try to repo a huge RV; Bernice      tory of hip hop majorettes. (N)      and Manny on a mall run. (CC)
venture into the mountains of       high-jacks a test drive. (HD)       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     (HD) (TVPG)
Oman. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          (TV14)                              OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better         # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
E! Total Divas Trinity wants to                                         or Worse Jennifer and the guys       Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
get married; Eva faces a health                                         think Joseph hired Leslie’s          (HD)
issue; Nikki and Ariane help        10 p.m.                             stalker. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
Nattie. (HD) (TV14)                 ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)         SHOW Californication Levon           (CC) (HD)
HALL The Middle Frankie is          (HD)                                wants some alone time with           % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
mistaken for a doctor and re-                                           Melanie; Charlie and Marcy           Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
                                    # + (10:01) Chicago PD
ceives special treatment; Axl                                           have money issues. (CC) (HD)         (HD)
                                    Cmdr. Perry notifies the unit
talks Sue into ditching school.                                         (TVMA)                               _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
                                    that Pulpo has been released        TLC Secretly Pregnant Kan-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    to help with a case; Ruzek gets                                          (CC) (HD)
HIST American Pickers (CC)                                              chana fears having a baby; Su-       ) Rescue in the Philippines:
                                    news. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          sannah’s third child. (CC) (HD)
(TVPG)                              $ Law & Order: Criminal In-                                              Refuge From the Holocaust
LIFE Preachers’ Daughters                                               (TVPG)                               Seven allies save 1,300 Jews
                                    tent A woman is found mur-          TNT Castle Beckett’s team dis-
(Season Finale) Taylor is tempt-    dered in a fashion that match-                                           from death in Nazi camps. (CC)
ed at a party; the Cassidys go                                          covers Castle standing over a        (HD) (TVPG)
                                    es a series of unsolved mur-        dead woman’s body holding a
to Christian therapy; Teryn and     ders 16 years ago. (CC) (HD)                                             * News 10 at 11:00pm With
Chad renew their vows. (N) (CC)                                         gun. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
                                    (TV14)                              TRUTV South Beach Tow (N)
(HD) (TV14)                         % CSI: Crime Scene Investi-                                              Schornack. Breaking stories
NICK Full House Feeling D.J.                                            (HD) (TV14)                          plus an in-depth look at local
                                    gation (Season Finale) The          TVLND Hot in Cleveland The
neglects responsibilities, Danny    CSIs investigate a crime that                                            news, politics, investigations,
forbids her to see Steve. (CC)                                          women are assessed to see if         sports. Chief Meteorologist
                                    has ties to a 25-year-old mob       they can adopt a puppy; Elka’s
(TVG)                               heist. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                              Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
                                                                        relationships take a turn. (N)       casts. (N) (CC)
OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better        _ * Nashville Rayna                 (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
or Worse Todd wakes up in Jen-      arranges a charity concert at                                            + NBC Bay Area News at 11
nifer’s bed after drinking the      Fort Campbell; Juliette strug-                                           (N) (HD)
night before. (N) (HD) (TV14)
STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)
                                    gles with guilt. (N) (CC) (HD)      10:30 p.m.                           ` Late Show With David Let-
                                                                                                             terman Singer Mariah Carey;
                                    (TVPG)
Leonardo and his allies face                                            4 Community Dean Pelton              reality-TV star Rick Harrison. (N)
                                    ) Nazi Mega Weapons The
deadly threats as they search                                           asks the study group to help         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    Messerschmitt 262 was the           secure a grant for research into
for the Book of Leaves; Carlo       world’s first jet-powered fighter                                        4 Cheaters Greg’s wife is en-
helps Clarice; the Sultan’s son                                         Chang’s memory loss. (CC)            tertaining a new, old boyfriend.
                                    aircraft. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      (HD) (TVPG)
is intrigued by Lucrezia. (CC)      ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)                                                 (CC) (TV14)
(HD) (TVMA)                                                             ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)          ? CW31 News (N)
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TBS The Big Bang Theory After       4 Community When the study                                               D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
receiving new “Star Trek” col-                                          “Today” wearing a silly shirt;       H L The Arsenio Hall Show
                                    group’s science experiment is       George moves in with his par-
lectibles, Sheldon finds himself    destroyed, the gang tries to                                             (CC) (HD) (TV14)
haunted by Mr. Spock. (CC)                                              ents. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               V Revolutionaries Office of
                                    find the criminal. (CC) (HD)        L The Office Michael is in-
(HD) (TVPG)                         (TVPG)                                                                   Science and Tech. Policy Dir.
TLC Secretly Pregnant Ashley                                            jured in an accident while using     Dr. John P. Holdren. (CC) (HD)
                                    ? The Middle The Hecks              a grill. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
struggles with three kids; Amat-    spend spring break trying to                                             ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
ulla is ashamed. (CC) (HD)                                              V The Café Sarah looks for-          ± Burn Notice Michael must
                                    clean out the house; Brick          ward to a catch-up with
(TVPG)                              opens an information stand.                                              bring back an old alias to save
TRUTV South Beach Tow The                                               Richard, until Ava invites her-      Nate; Sam and Jesse travel to
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    self along. (CC) (HD)
Tremont family scrambles to         D Seinfeld Elaine puts an                                                the Dominican Republic. (CC)
                                                                        A&E (10:31) Duck Dynasty             (HD) (TVPG)
track down Kosgrove’s donk;         erotic message on Jerry’s tape      The guys try to find a hot tub       A&E (11:02) Duck Dynasty
Christie makes her final deci-      recorder; George gets excited.      for Godwin. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
sion. (HD) (TV14)                   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                         NASCAR driver Clint Bowyer vis-
                                                                        COM Triptank Dick Genie helps        its the warehouse; Phil and Si
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)         Billy lose his virginity; a Re-
mond (CC) (TVPG)                    (TVPG)                                                                   attempt to fix Miss Kay’s bar-
                                                                        verse Mail Order Bride from the      becue. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    L KPIX 5 News on the CW             U.S. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                    (N) (HD)                                                                 BRAVO Watch What Happens:
9:30 p.m.                           V The Vicar of Dibley The vic-
                                                                        E! The Soup Actor Jim Rash.;
                                                                        actress Rachael Harris. (HD)
                                                                                                             Live (N) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                                                             COM The Daily Show With Jon
_ * (9:31) Mixology Bruce           ar holds a special service for      (TVPG)                               Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
asks Maya to flirt with him to      animals. (CC) (HD) (TVG)            HALL Frasier Niles asks Frasier      DSC Dual Survival Joe and
gain Jessica’s attention; Fab       ± Burn Notice Michael must          for advice about his marriage.       Cody traverse a desert and
debates dating her gynecolo-        work with an enemy to keep          (CC) (TVPG)                          venture into the mountains of
gist. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          chemical weapons out of the         OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better         Oman. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
D The Big Bang Theory               wrong hands. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       or Worse Jennifer’s fearful of       E! Chelsea Lately Actress Ari-
Bernadette runs into her ex at      A&E Duck Dynasty The guys           getting tested for HIV. (CC) (HD)    anna Huffington. (HD) (TV14)
an event with Wolowitz. (CC)        head to the lake to cool off af-    (TVPG)                               FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TV14)                         ter a heat wave turns the ware-     SHOW Nurse Jackie Jackie             (TVG)
V Last of the Summer Wine           house into a sweatshop. (CC)        goes off the deep end; Frank         FX (11:06) The Americans Eliz-
Toby decides that going back to     (HD) (TVPG)                         discloses a secret about his         abeth makes a shocking dis-
his ex-wife is better than living   BRAVO Flipping Out (Season          past. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)               covery about Kate; Stan contin-
alone. (CC) (HD) (TVG)              Finale) The design team arrives     TBS Deal With It Cutesy Pie: a       ues his pursuit of the illegal’s.
A&E Duck Dynasty Phil helps         in New Mexico and participates      contestant locks lips with a         (HD) (TVMA)
the employees get back to na-       in team-building exercises. (N)     friend; End Times: convincing a      HALL Frasier Realizing that
ture during a company retreat.      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    friend of a meteor. (N) (HD)         everyone else has a compan-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    DSC Marooned The harsh cli-         (TV14)
HALL The Middle Tension             mate on the coast of Western        TRUTV South Beach Tow
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                % (N) (HD)                   Feud (N)    Judy   Wreak” (N) (TVPG)       gels” (N) (TV14)        vestigation (N) (TV14)   News       Letterman
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   with a wrong number. (CC)
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                                               (TV14)                                11:30 p.m.                           doctor. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                          BRAVO Million Dollar Listing
                                               TBS Conan Comedian Paul F.
   HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-                                                       ^ Seinfeld Jerry appears on          New York (HD) (TV14)
                                               Tompkins; comedian Emily              “Today” wearing a silly shirt;
   her Former Sen. Fred Thomp-                                                                                            COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-
                                               Heller. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          George moves in with his par-
   son (R-Tenn.); musician Ziggy                                                                                          port (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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                                                                                     # + (11:34) The Tonight              E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)
   Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-Calif.);               ninth child; Destiny is pregnant
                                                                                     Show Starring Jimmy Fallon           HALL Frasier Frasier must keep
   finance expert Monica Mehta.                with twins at age 20. (CC) (HD)                                            his vacation romance a secret.
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                    NCIS Citywide black- NCIS Gibbs’ former           Bridesmaids (R, ‘11) ››› (Kristen Wiig) A maid of honor’s Playing         Bridesmaids (R, ‘11)
              USA out. (CC) (TV14)           mother-in-law. (TV14) life unravels as the big day approaches. (HD)                    House       ››› (HD)
                    Love & Hip Hop At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Hollywood Exes (N) La La’s                           Marrying Love & Hip Hop: At-
              VH-1 lanta: Dirty              lanta (TV14)             lanta (N) (TV14)        (TV14)                   Life         the Game lanta (TV14)
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                    Bram Stoker’s Dracu- Salem “In Vain” (CC) Salem “In Vain” (CC) Engage- Engage- Parks and 30 Rock 30 Rock Always
            WGN-A la (4:30) (R) ›››          (HD) (TVMA)              (HD) (TVMA)             ment         ment        Recreation (TV14)        (TV14)      Sunny
                    Austin & Austin & Jessie              Austin & Boy Meets Boy Meets Jessie              Austin & Dog With Good-              Jessie      A.N.T.
              DISN Ally (6:10) Ally (6:35) (TVG)          Ally (TVG) World         World      (TVG)        Ally (9:35) a Blog       Charlie     (TVG)       Farm
              ENC Major Payne (6:15) (PG-13) ››                       Justice League: New Frontier         Lost in Space (9:20) (PG-13) ››                  Starship
                    The Bourne Legacy (5:45) (PG-13, ‘12) ››› Silicon              Veep       We’re the Millers (R, ‘13) ›› (Jennifer Aniston, Real Time With Bill
              HBO (Jeremy Renner) (CC) (HD)                           Valley       (TVMA)     Jason Sudeikis) (CC) (HD)                         Maher (CC) (TVMA)
              MAX Snitch (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (CC) (HD)                    2 Guns (R, ‘13) ›› (CC) (HD)                     Next of Kin (R, ‘89) ›› (HD)
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                    Judge Dredd (5:35)       Man on a Ledge (7:15) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (Sam 60 Minutes Sports (N) Californi- Nurse                  60 Minutes Sports
             SHOW ›› (HD)                    Worthington) (CC) (HD)                           (CC) (TV14)              cation       Jackie      (CC) (TV14)
             STARZ Looper (5)                Elysium (7:05) (R, ‘13) ››› (CC)                 Da Vinci’s Demons        CBGB (R, ‘13) iTV. (HD)              Da Vinci’s
              TMC Blackthorn (6:10) (R) ››› (HD)                      Sahara (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (HD)                      King of New York (10:05) (R, ‘90) ›› (CC)
                  Movies                   Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                      Sports
TVTIMES                               WEDNESDAY LATE NIGHT                                                     May 3-9, 2014                                  43


                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30        2 am        2:30        3 am        3:30       4 am         4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) New TV                    Whiten     Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am              KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)                      tion (N)   (TVPG)      Offer!       Teeth!     gram        gram        loaded       Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                  Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)       Mad Money (HD)          Early Tdy News           News        News
                   Entertain- The Insid- Fast Joint Larry King Derm Ex- The Doctors (CC)                EP Daily KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ ment Ton. er (N)            Relief     Reports clusive! (HD) (TVPG)                    (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5              Fast Joint Airbrush Up to the Minute            CBS Morn- KPIX 5         KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News                 Relief                  (3:12) (N)              ing News News            Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)            T. Smiley Europe       The Blood Sugar Solution 10-Day Detox Diet Heal Yourself: Mind Over Medicine
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                           America ABC7             ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                            Morning News             (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)            Business Quest         Nature (TVPG)           NOVA (TVPG)             Nazi Mega Weapons Rescue-Refuge
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News               Minute      Minute       Wealth     ABC World News Now (N) (CC)          Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                  Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)       Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today              Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                   Wealth       Airbrush Sleep Bet. Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte              Amorcito Corazón (N) Conducta Noticia 14 Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca                  Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny         There         Payne      Paternity Adam Levine               New TV Offer!           NuWave Cooktop!          Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               : Chinese News at 7           Path       Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel        Job (TVG)               Genesis (TVG)            Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Rules         Raymond King/Hill Sunny              There        Justice    The Better Show (N) OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Friends Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ’Til Death Raymond Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                       FOX 40 News
               J Drop Lbs! Pagado Pagado Pagado Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                      Comics      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P En Otra Piel                Camelia La Texana      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado      Pagado      Pagado       Pagado      Pagado      Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley Image             Lark Rise-Candleford Romances As Time... Keep Up Last/Wine Vicar                    The Café Revolutionaries (CC)
               ¨ Maigret (TVPG)                                     Biz Asia America        JN1 News Kazakh         CCTV Documentary Ukraine News
               ± Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Answers in Genesis Paid Prog. Theatre Like You Wretched Paid Prog. Aspiring Paid Prog. Biblical Levitt                                  Paid Prog.
              A&E Duck Dynasty (12:01) Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Paid Prog. Dog Bounty Hunter Paid Prog.
              AMC Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde ›› Beethoven’s 2nd (PG, ‘93) ›› (HD)                        Meatballs (PG, ‘79) ›› (Bill Murray) (HD)
              ANIM River Monsters (CC) River Monsters               River Monsters          Orangutan Eden          Big Cat      Big Cat     The Crocodile Hunter
              BET Wendy Williams Show Queen Latifah                 One Mic One Mic One Mic Second                  Inspiration Popoff       Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO Million      Flipping Out (12:31) Million Dollar Listing Happens Southern Charm (3:02) Cancer                  Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. FNA USA (TV14)                    Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)           CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Cook Safe Worldwide Exchange (N)                               Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN CNNI Simulcast (N) Early Start                    Early Start             New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid       South Pk Daily           Colbert     At Mid       Triptank Chappelle Sunny           Sunny        Sunny       Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Baseball: Giants at Pirates                      SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Butts!            Workout
             CSPN Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                   Key Capitol Hill Hearings          Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Marooned (TV14)            Dual Survival          Dual Survival (TV14) Popoff         Paid Prog. Teleworld Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! E! News The Soup Dinner for Schmucks (PG-13) ›› (Steve Carell) (HD)                   Chelsea Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Butts!             Paid Prog.
             ESPN MLB Baseball: Cubs at White Sox                   SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N)          SportsCenter (CC)      Olbermann (CC)          Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Daddy        Daddy         Melissa    Melissa     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Prince                Robison
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)           The Five (HD)          FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Restaurant: Im.            Restaurant: Im.        Diners       Diners     Save My Bakery          Iron Chef America        Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               FX Fargo (12:11) (HD) (TVMA)             The Americans (1:22) American Horror Story American Horror Story Archer              Paid Prog. Derm
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers            Cheers     Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST American Pickers          American Pickers       Down East Dickering Vikings (3:03) (TV14) Paid Prog. Civil War Journal               PAIN
             HGTV Property Brothers          Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers            Property Brothers       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Preachers’ Daughters Preachers’ Daughters Bring It! (2:02) (TVPG) Bring It! (3:03) (TVPG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            MSNBC All In With Chris          Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV True Life Catfish: The TV Show Catfish            Awkward. Faking It Ridic.           Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George                George Lopez (3:12) George           George      Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY The Switch (11) ›› The Face (TVPG)                Tattoos      Tattoos    Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Rundown The Marine (NR) › (John Cena) (HD)                    Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (CC) (HD)
              SYFY Sin City (11:30) (R, ‘05) ››› (HD)               Almighty Thor (NR) ›› (Cody Deal) (HD)          Twi. Zone Twi. Zone Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)              Holmes      Prince Charming ›› (HD) (TVPG)                  Married      Married     Married     Earl
              TCM 3 Musketeers               Right Cross (1:15) (NR, ‘50) ›› The Sailor Takes a Wife (2:45) (NR, ‘45) ››         Girl Crazy (NR, ‘43) ›› (CC)
              TLC Secretly Pregnant          Secretly Pregnant      Long Island Medium Popoff           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Castle (TVPG)              The Mentalist (TV14) The Mentalist (TV14) NUMB3RS (TVPG)               Law & Order (TV14) Smallville (TVPG)
             TOON Chicken Aqua               Squidbill. Cleveland Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Chicken Aqua                         Squidbill. King/Hill
             TRUTV Tow         Tow           Tow        Tow         Tow          Tow        Tow         Tow         Full Throttle Saloon Stings          Williams
            TVLAND King        King          Cleveland Soul Man King             King       Cosby       Cosby       3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. Roseanne Divorced
              USA Bridesmaids (11) ››› (HD)             Playing     Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI           Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Hollywood Exes            La La      Marry       Hollywood Exes          La La       Marry       VH1 Plus Music           VH1 Plus Music
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good          Shake It ANT Farm Deck              Deck       Wizards Wizards Deck                 Deck        Fish        Phineas
              ENC Starship Troopers (11:35) ›››                     The Specialist (1:50) (R)           Jennifer Eight (3:45) (R, ‘92) ›› (Andy Garcia)
              HBO Last Week Game of Thrones             We’re the Millers (1:25) ›› (HD)                Kiss of Death (3:20) (R) ›››         Alive Day Memories
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              MAX Atomic Hotel Erotica (11:55) (NR) The Place Beyond the Pines (1:20) ›››               Girls Bed White Oleander (4:10) ›› (HD)
             SHOW Iceberg Slim: Portrait of a Pimp Aroused (NR) ››               Made in America (2:45) (NR) (HD)                Man on a Ledge (HD)
             STARZ Da Vinci’s Super Troopers (12:45) (R) ››                      Elysium (R) ››› (Matt Damon)                    Darkness (4:25), ‘02 ›
              TMC Lord of War (R, ‘05) ›› (HD)                      Busty Coeds vs. Lusty               Meeting Evil › (HD)                  Terminal Velocity, ‘94
                 Movies                   Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                   THURSDAY MORNING                                                    May 3-9, 2014                                   44

                      6 am         6:30       7 am        7:30        8 am        8:30       9 am         9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  Minute       Minute      Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Zoe Saldana; Cathy LaGrow. (N) (CC)          Live With Kelly          Today (N) (CC)           Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                            Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Bay Area
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                 Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                          (CC) (TVPG)              (CC) (TVG)               Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg               Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger                Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                   Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)           ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                            Michael (N) (TVPG)       (TV14)                   News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou     Curious Cat in the Peg              Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)             News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)                News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Zoe Saldana; Cathy LaGrow. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                        News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                        Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                     Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Paid Prog. America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : DivinePlan Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)      Good Day (N) (HD)        Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal European Euro                 Good        Journal    Quadriga Journal         In Focus News           Euromaxx Journal          In Focus
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. People           Justice     Court        Justice     The Dr. Oz Show          Maury (CC) (TV14)
               H FOX 40 News               FOX 40 News             FOX 40 News            FOX 40 News              Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                       Pagado      Gran Cine                                         A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Robison Paid Prog. Queen Latifah               Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                            Acceso      La Prepago (N) (HD)
               R Programa Pagado           Hechos AM (6:50)                                                        Al Extremo               Cosas de la Vida
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                              WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                 Dinosaur
               ¨ After 10 France 24 Kazakh Hello                   ETV        EuroNews Newsline NHK                News        RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Bay Vista California Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible             Bible       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Rocky IV (HD)
               ¥ Like You Wommack J. Meyer Prince                  Robison Jenzeten The 700 Club (TVG) Health                               Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog            Dog         Dog Bounty Hunter Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Meatballs (PG, ‘79) ›› (Bill Murray) (HD)               Legally Blonde 2
              ANIM Dogs 101 (TVPG)         Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Pit Bulls & Parolees Pit Bulls & Parolees Pit Boss (CC) (TV14)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)               Popoff      Matters    My Wife My Wife and Kids             The Game The Game Joy Road (R) (HD)
            BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Housewives/OC                           Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)         Throwback Thursday Dukes-Hazzard
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                           Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)               Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                  Wolf (N) (HD)            CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Defrosting Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Daily              Colbert     Comedy Commun Sunny                   South Pk
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paint                       Pain Free Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal U.S. House of Representatives (N)
              DSC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                     Disappeared (TVG)        Wicked Attraction
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kardas        Kardas      Miami      Miami       Kardas       Dinner for Schmucks (PG-13) ›› (Steve Carell) (HD)
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)         On the Clock
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                       Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC)                 SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Grace           ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) Outnumbered (N)               Happening Now (N) The Real Story
             FOOD Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dinner              Challenge (TVG)          Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Ellen         Buffy, Vampire Slayer 12 Rounds (PG-13, ‘09) › (John Cena) (HD)                      Two Men Two Men
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Modern Marvels (TVG) The Inside Story: Jaws (CC) (TVPG)                   How Bruce Lee Changed the World (TVPG)
             HGTV Paid Prog. Mom Cave London First Place First Place First Place First Place First Place First Place First Place First Place First Place
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier                Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                    Andrea Mitchell          Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code True Life (HD)                                   True Life
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                    PAW          Umizoomi Dora...        Dora...      Bubble       Bubble
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) I Know What You Did Last Summer (R) ›› Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Prostate Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos World’s Worst Drivers
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Immortal Voyage of Captain Drake (NR) Almighty Thor (NR) ›› (Cody Deal) (HD)
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married     There      Browns Payne             Full House Prince       Prince       Prince       The Office
              TCM Words and Music (6:15) (NR) ››› (Mickey Rooney)             You’re in the Army Now, ‘41 ›› A Thousand and One Nights (NR) Lucky Me
               TLC Cake         Cake       19 Kids     19 Kids     Ultimate Cake Off      Hoard-Buried             Pregnant Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (CC) (TV14) Charmed (TVPG)             Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Adventure Beyblade Pokémon Scooby Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare (HD) Garfield Looney Tunes (TVY)
              TRAV Trip Flip Trip Flip No Reservation              America Declassified America Declassified America Declassified America Declassified
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Defrosting Paid Prog. Defrosting World’s Dumbest...            World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Defrosting Paid Prog. Griffith          Griffith    Griffith    Griffith     Griffith     Griffith
              USA Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI           Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music         Music        Gossip      Morning Buzz             Love, Hip Hop
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TV14)
              DISN Henry        Chugging Ella the      Mickey      Pirates    Mickey      Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia            Mickey       Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC I’ll Do Anything (PG-13, ‘94) ››                 Keeping the Faith (8:05) (PG-13, ‘00) ›››                   Late for Dinner (10:20)
              HBO The Majestic (6:05) (PG, ‘01) ››› (CC) (HD)                 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (8:45) (HD)                    Warm Bodies ››
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              MAX U-571 (PG-13, ‘00) ›› (CC) (HD)                  Coffee Town (NR, ‘13) ›› (CC)       Mama, ‘13 ›› (HD)                    Random Hearts ››
             SHOW Big Business (6:15) Premiere. (HD)               For Love or Money (PG, ‘93) ›› Dead Poets Society (9:45) (PG) ››› (HD)
             STARZ The Odd Life of Timothy Green Oz the Great and Powerful (7:40) (PG) ››                          Shanghai Noon (9:55), ‘00 ›››
              TMC Terminal Velocity, ‘94 A Beginner’s Guide to Endings Foolproof (8:25) (HD)                       Paul Williams Still Alive ›››         Stakeout
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                       Sports
TVTIMES                                THURSDAY AFTERNOON                                                      May 3-9, 2014                                   45

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm        3:30        4 pm        4:30        5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Eco Co. Trisha Goddard               Maury (N) (TV14)        Minute      Minute      The Dr. Oz Show          News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)            The Dr. Oz Show          News         NBC News
              $     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Youthful Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU              The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful       (TV14)
                                                                    The Queen Latifah
                                                                    Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                            The People’s Court
                                                                                            (N) (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                    Judge
                                                                                                                    Judy
                                                                                                                                 Judge
                                                                                                                                 Judy
                                                                                                                                             KPIX 5
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                                                                                                                                                          CBS
                                                                                                                                                          Evening
               & Sid           Thomas Clifford         Pepin        Masterpiece Classic E Haku Inoa                 Travel       Newsline News            Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                              World
               _ (TVPG)                    (CC) (TVPG)              lionaire     (TVG)                              (N) (CC) (HD)            News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Check       Kitchen Kitchen News                 PBS NewsHour (N)        News         Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)           General Hospital (N) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Millionaire Jeopardy! Ellen DeGeneres                    News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres                            News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold        The Talk (CC) (TV14) Queen Latifah               Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p           News         CBS News
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                    Hoy (HD)                Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca            Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                            ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Love-Heart              Path         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hate Hair? Paid Prog. Music            Beat        Paid Prog. Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge       Bill Cunningham          The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                  Steve Harvey (TVPG)
               @ Journal Quadriga Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal Quadriga Journal Kick Off! Arts                                           Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show The Test (N) (TV14) Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Middle                     Middle      How I Met How I Met TMZ Live (N) (TVPG)
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)               The Test (N) (TV14)     Steve Wilkos Show       Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News                 40 News
               J Don Cheto                 Cine de la Tarde                                 Lagrimita y Costel      Estrellas Hoy            Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                   Judge        Judge      Bill Cunningham         The Office King          King         Fam. Guy
               P Avenida Brasil (HD)                                Lo Mejor                Suelta la Sopa          Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                   Cuando Seas Mía         Callamos Mujeres        Grachi (TVY)             Ventaneando
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               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney            Caillou      Thomas Builder          Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur              Martha       WordGirl
               ¨ China         Euromaxx Midday (N) (TVPG)           Healthy      Sit/Be Fit Mexican Biscuit         Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± Rocky IV (11) ››          Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI
               ¥ Pure Pas Journey Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Ministry Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E CSI: Miami (TV14)        Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)          The First 48 (TV14)      The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC Legally Blonde 2         Beethoven (PG, ‘92) ›› (CC) (HD)                 Speed (R, ‘94) ››› (Keanu Reeves) (CC) (HD)                   Invincible
              ANIM Swamp Wars (TVPG) Gator Boys                     North Woods             North Woods             North Woods Law          Last Frontier
               BET Joy Road (11) (R, ‘04) (HD)         Set It Off (R, ‘96) ››› (Jada Pinkett, Queen Latifah) (CC)                Moesha Moesha Moesha
            BRAVO Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Titanic (2:58) (PG-13, ‘97) ›››› (Leonardo DiCaprio)
              CMT New in Town (PG, ‘09) › (Renée Zellweger) (HD)                 Extreme Makeover       Extreme Makeover         Extreme Makeover         Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                        Fast Money (N)          Mad Money (N)           American Greed           American Greed
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                     The Situation Room (N) (HD)         Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM First Sunday (11:54) (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (HD)         Amy Sch. Amy Sch. Sunny             Sunny       Sunny        Futurama Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Hard Charge              The Dan Patrick Show Poker                       Red Bull Signature Series (TVPG) SaberCats SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.               Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.
              DSC Sins & Secrets (TV14) Alaskan Bush People Dual Survival (TV14) Dual Survival (TV14) Marooned (TV14)                        Deadliest Catch (CC)
                E! E! News (TVPG)          Giuliana & Bill (TV14) Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City
             ESPN NFL Insiders (N)         NFL Live (N) (CC)        Around       Pardon     Sportscenter: On the Clock           SpoCenter 2014 NFL Draft (N)
             ESPN2 SportsNation (N)        Question Outside College Football Live SportsCenter (N)                  NBA Countdown (N) NBA Basketball
              FAM 8 Rules 8 Rules Reba                 Reba         Reba         Reba       Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Middle                Middle
              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto              The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report          Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Cooking Dinners Secrets Rachael Kelsey’s Giada                                   Contessa Contessa Pioneer Trisha’s
                FX Just Go With It (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Adam Sandler) (HD)           How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men The Vow (PG-13) ›› (HD)
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         Pawn         Pawn       Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         Pawn        Pawn         Pawn
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Rehab                   Rehab        Rehab      Rehab       Rehab       Rehab        Rehab       Rehab        Rehab
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG)                          Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Alex Wagner              The Ed Show (N)         PoliticsNation (N)      Hardball Matthews        All In With Chris
              MTV True Life True Life (12:41) (HD)                  True Life (1:48)        True Life (2:55)        The Ex       The Ex      Faking It Faking It
              NICK PAW         PAW         Wally       Wally        Sponge. Sponge. Rabbids Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dateline on OWN              Dateline on OWN         Dateline on OWN         Dateline on OWN          Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14)
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           The Silence of the Lambs (R) ›››› (Jodie Foster)             Little Miss Sunshine (3:35) (R, ‘06) ›››          Shes All
             SPIKE Worst Drivers 2         Prison Out of Control Cops            Cops       Cops        Jail (CC) Cops           Jail (CC) Cops           Cops
              SYFY Sin City (R, ‘05) ››› (Jessica Alba) (HD)                     Mars Attacks! (PG-13, ‘96) ›› (Jack Nicholson) (HD)         Paul (R) ›› (HD)
               TBS The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King                  King        Friends     Friends      Friends     Friends      Seinfeld
              TCM Lucky Me (11:45) (NR, ‘54) ››        Top Banana (NR, ‘54) ›› (CC)         Funny Thing Happened on Way to Forum             The Best Man ›››
               TLC What Not to Wear        Medium Medium 19 Kids                 19 Kids    Cake        Cake        Honey        Honey       Toddlers & Tiaras
               TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)        Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)       Castle (TVPG)            Castle (TVPG)
             TOON Tom & Jerry (TVG)        Tom-Jerry Tom-Jerry Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular
              TRAV America Declassified Monumental                  Monumental Myster Bizarre Foods                 Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...      Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG)
            TVLAND Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Gunsmoke (TVPG)          Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Bonanza (TVPG)          Bonanza (TVPG)           Griffith     Griffith
              USA Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU
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TVTIMES                         THURSDAY EVENING                                            May 3-9, 2014                              46


7 p.m.                                                      Thursday                                       8:30 p.m.
^ The Big Bang Theory Shel-                                                                                % (8:31) The Millers Nathan
don takes acting lessons from                                          a hostage situation. (CC) (HD)      is surprised when his boss Ed
Penny in hope of becoming a                                                                                becomes interested in Carol.
better teacher. (CC) (HD) (TV14)    7:30 p.m.                          (TV14)
                                                                       ? L The Vampire Diaries             (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)         ^ The Big Bang Theory The          Stefan and Elena are stranded       ` (8:31) Bad Teacher With
(HD) (TVPG)                         gang heads to Stuart’s comic                                           evaluations pending, Principal
                                                                       in a remote location; Luke and
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         book store to celebrate Hal-                                           Carl asks Meredith to help Gin-
                                                                       Liv form a dangerous new strat-     ny with student engagement.
% ? Family Feud (N) (CC)            loween. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(HD) (TVPG)                                                            egy. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)           (N) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       D Modern Family Claire and
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)         $ Entertainment Tonight (N)                                            4 30 Rock Jack decides
(TVG)                                                                  Phil drop Haley off at college;     changes are needed to keep
                                    (CC) (HD)                          Lily gets into a tussle on her
) Nightly Business Report           % Judge Judy (CC) (HD)                                                 TGS on top during the reces-
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                    first day of kindergarten. (CC)     sion. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    (TVPG)                             (HD) (TVPG)
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)                                               D Modern Family Claire in-
` The Big Bang Theory A bad                                            V Cave People of the Hi-            tends to stop a car that speeds
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVG)
day compels Penny to re-evalu-                                         malaya The search for caves         through the neighborhood. (CC)
                                    ) Check, Please! Bay Area
ate her choices — including         (CC) (HD)                          and mummies reveals evidence        (HD) (TVPG)
Leonard. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        of a 1,500-year-old death ritual.   ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM             (HD) (TVPG)                        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    COM It’s Always Sunny in
(N) (CC)                                                               ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                  Philadelphia An experiment
                                    ` (7:31) The Millers Nathan
D KTVU News at 7pm on                                                  ± Law & Order: Criminal In-         successfully multiplies Char-
                                    is surprised when his boss Ed                                          lie’s intellect and takes him
TV36                                becomes interested in Carol.       tent A violinist is pushed to her
H L Two and a Half Men                                                 death; the detectives receive       away from the bar. (CC) (HD)
                                    (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                   (TVMA)
Alan takes a job working for        ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD)        medical news that changes
Evelyn; Charlie must mend                                              everything. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        E! The Soup Actor Jim Rash.;
                                    (TVPG)                                                                 actress Rachael Harris. (HD)
Chelsea and Jake’s rocky rela-      D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         A&E The First 48 A father is
tionship. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                             ambushed and killed at a gas        (TVPG)
                                    H L Two and a Half Men                                                 HIST Pawn Stars A Monet land-
V Ask This Old House Modify-        Kandi moves in with Alan, caus-    station; a Miami rapper is
ing a bathroom and stairs to                                                                               scape brushes into the shop
                                    ing tension in the house. (CC)     gunned down at his car wash.
make them wheelchair accessi-                                                                              with unknown value. (CC) (HD)
                                    (HD) (TV14)                        (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (TVPG)
ble; rebuilding dangerous stair-    V Ask This Old House Quiet-        BRAVO The Real Housewives
case. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                                                      NICK See Dad Run David plans
                                    ing a squealing shower; in-        of Atlanta The ladies discuss       to make Mother’s Day special
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)               stalling a security system. (CC)   the aftermath of Porsha vs.
± Law & Order: Criminal In-                                                                                for Amy. (CC) (HD)
                                    (HD) (TVG)                         Kenya; Cynthia and NeNe hash        SPIKE Cops A car chase on a
tent A young man is killed          COM The Daily Show With Jon        our their issues. (HD) (TV14)
while trying to steal evidence in                                                                          dirt road leads to serious in-
                                    Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)           COM Chappelle’s Show “Who           juries. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
a family’s lawsuit. (CC) (HD)       HIST Pawn Stars A car dealer       Knows Black People”; “When
(TV14)                                                                                                     TBS Family Guy After the
                                    drops by the shop interested in    Keeping It Real Goes Wrong”;        Griffins are stranded in Amish
A&E The First 48 Dallas detec-      buying the 1924 Dodge. (CC)
tives search for the killer of an                                      music guest Erykah Badu. (CC)       country, they end up crusading
                                    (HD) (TVPG)                        (TV14)                              against conservative locals.
elderly woman; a teenager is        NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat
shot in her backyard. (CC) (HD)                                        DSC Lords of the Car Hoards:        (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    try to get the word “lumpa-        Kingdom Redone (N) (CC) (HD)        TRUTV Impractical Jokers
(TV14)                              tious” into the dictionary after
BRAVO The Real Housewives                                              (TV14)                              Striking out with patrons at a
                                    making a bet. (CC) (HD) (TVG)      E! A-List Listings (HD) (TVPG)      bowling alley; force-feeding un-
of Orange County Tamra and
                                    SPIKE Cops (CC) (HD) (TV14)        HIST Pawn Stars The Old             suspecting diners. (HD) (TV14)
Heather meet Lizzie, a former
                                    TBS Family Guy Brian and           Man’s driving skills to the test;   TVLND Gilligan’s Island (TVG)
beauty queen; Shannon is sur-
                                    Stewie travel back to the se-      Rick likes a guitar that be-
prised. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    ries’s pilot episode. (CC) (HD)
DSC Lords of the Car Hoards
Customizing a 1940 Ford pick-       (TV14)
                                                                       longed to The Who’s bassist.
                                                                       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                           9 p.m.
up for a man’s quadriplegic                                            NICK Instant Mom Stephanie          ^ H American Idol A con-
                                                                                                           testant is sent home. (N Same-
son. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    8 p.m.                             is excited about celebrating her
                                                                       first Mother’s Day; Stephanie       day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
HIST Pawn Stars A Gibson Su-        ^ H Hell’s Kitchen The con-        takes her mother to a spa. (N)      # + American Comedy
per Jumbo guitar once owned         testants must create an entree     (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Awards Honoring achievements
by Peggy Eames; a Buck              from surprise ingredients; one-    OWN 20/20 on OWN Jennifer           in film and television; paying
Rogers tin rocket; graffiti art.    on-one evaluations. (N) (CC)       and Kristina Beard felt safe        tribute to enduring personalities
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    (HD PA) (TV14)                                                         in comedy. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                                                       when their mother married
OWN Dr. Phil Guests provide         # + Hollywood Game Night                                               $ House After Cuddy’s mother
                                                                       Steven Beard; Then, Beard was       complains of unusual symp-
their stories of sibling abuse.     John Legend, Andy Roddick,         found dead in his bed and their
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Donald Faison, Chrissy Teigen,                                         toms, she is admitted to the
                                                                       mother was suspected. (CC)          hospital. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
SPIKE Cops A suspect flees          Brooklyn Decker and Sarah          (HD) (TV14)
from police; officers confront      Chalke. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                           % (9:01) Two and a Half Men
                                                                       SPIKE Cops (CC) (HD) (TV14)         (Season Finale) Alan must face
two teens with concealed            $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)
                                                                       TBS Family Guy Lois invites the     the consequences after reveal-
weapons. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           (HD)
                                    % The Big Bang Theory A bad        whole gang to Thanksgiving din-     ing the truth. (N) (CC) (HD)
TLC My Big Fat American Gyp-                                           ner. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
sy Wedding Gypsy teens by-          day compels Penny to re-evalu-                                         (TV14)
                                    ate her choices — including        TLC My Big Fat American Gyp-        _ * Grey’s Anatomy Mered-
pass important traditions at                                           sy Wedding A jealous ex-lover
                                    Leonard. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                          ith learns Amelia’s true feel-
their wedding; a pageant
                                    _ * Grey’s Anatomy Cristina        tries to stop a gypsy marriage.     ings about Seattle; Bailey deals
princess. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    considers her future at the hos-   A gypsy teen’s big break in the     with consequences. (N) (CC)
TNT Castle Beckett and Castle                                                                              (HD) (TV14)
discover a murder victim is a       pital; a surgery involving con-    music industry. (CC) (HD)
                                    joined twins. (CC) (HD) (TV14)     (TV14)                              ) (9:26) Masterpiece Mys-
male stripper dressed as a                                                                                 tery! Morse investigates the
cop. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               ) Masterpiece Mystery! Visit       TNT Castle While investigating
                                    to a family-owned munitions        a murder in Central Park, Cas-      hit-and-run death of a profes-
TRUTV truTV Top Funniest Two                                                                               sor. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
little kids cover their house in    factory ends with murder. (CC)     tle and Beckett uncover a boy’s
                                                                       abduction. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         ` (9:01) Elementary A seem-
flour; a high school science ex-    (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                       TRUTV Impractical Jokers Lib-       ingly routine murder investiga-
periment blows everyone away.       ` (8:01) Two and a Half Men                                            tion ends up having political
(HD)                                (Season Finale) Alan must face     eral with suntan lotion; shop-
                                                                       ping from other carts. (HD)         and international implications.
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       the consequences after reveal-                                         (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
tims Unit The team must pro-        ing the truth. (N) (CC) (HD)       (TV14)
                                                                                                           4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
ceed with caution when an un-       (TV14)                             USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)
derage escort is found dead at      4 30 Rock Liz encounters a         tims Unit Capt. Cragen is ar-
a wild bachelor party. (CC) (HD)    problem while trying to fix up     rested for the murder of an es-
(TV14)                              her apartment; Jack deals with     cort. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 Continued on next page
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? L Reign Catherine and             theorizes an alien abduction.         punishes Axl; Sue wins a tro-       HIST (10:31) Pawn Stars A
Mary form an uneasy alliance        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      phy. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               USGA rules of golf book from
as they decide how to deal with     TRUTV Impractical Jokers The          D Seinfeld Jerry reconsiders        1934 is brought into the shop;
King Henry. (N) (CC) (HD)           guys go head-to-head pitching         dating a vacuous actress            Chumlee and Corey make a lit-
(TV14)                              wacky inventions to confused          (Tawny Kitaen); George dates a      tle wager. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
D The Big Bang Theory The           consumers. (HD) (TV14)                woman with a big nose. (CC)
gang heads to Stuart’s comic        USA Law & Order: Special Vic-         (HD) (TVPG)
book store to celebrate Hal-        tims Unit The investigation into      H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)         11 p.m.
loween. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            Capt. Cragen and two warring          (TVPG)                              ^ Modern Family Claire in-
V Nature Wildlife and habitats      escort services continues. (CC)       L KPIX 5 News on the CW             tends to stop a car that speeds
of the Himalayan mountain sys-      (HD) (TV14)                           (N) (HD)                            through the neighborhood. (CC)
tem. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                      V Over Hawai’i The cultural         (HD) (TVPG)
¨ Unit One Unit One contin-                                               traditions of Hawaii and its six    # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
ues their investigation into the    9:30 p.m.                             major islands. (CC) (HD) (TVG)      Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
masked man. (N) (TV14)              ^ H Surviving Jack (Season            ¨ Unit One (N) (TV14)               (HD)
± Law & Order: Criminal In-         Finale) Frankie has his first         ± Criminal Minds The team           $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
tent A bridesmaid is found          taste of alcohol, and Rachel          investigates a series of vehicu-    (CC) (HD)
dead in her hotel room, and         wants to go on birth control.         lar homicides. (CC) (HD) (TV14)     % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
suspects include two men she        (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                  A&E (10:01) The Killer Speaks       Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
met in a bar. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      % (9:31) Bad Teacher With             A career criminal’s surprising      (HD)
A&E The First 48 A Cleveland                                              confession helps investigators      _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
                                    evaluations pending, Principal
man is shot multiple times and                                            unravel the truth behind a cold     (CC) (HD)
left to die in an alley. (N) (CC)   Carl asks Meredith to help Gin-
                                    ny with student engagement.           case. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          ) Movie “Mulberry Child”
(HD) (TV14)                                                               COM Tosh.0 Daniel gives the         (2011, NR) Narrated by Jacque-
BRAVO The Real Housewives           (N) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    D The Big Bang Theory Shel-           spelling bee kid a Web redemp-      line Bisset. (HD) (1:00)
of Atlanta Apollo addresses ru-                                           tion; zombies. (CC) (HD) (TV14)     * News 10 at 11:00pm With
mors about him and Phaedra.         don takes acting lessons from
                                    Penny in hope of becoming a           DSC Fast N’ Loud While Aaron        Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
(HD) (TV14)                                                               is MIA, the crew works on the       Schornack. Breaking stories
COM It’s Always Sunny in            better teacher. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    COM Tosh.0 (CC) (HD) (TV14)           Ford Galaxie; Richard tempts        plus an in-depth look at local
Philadelphia Creative differ-                                             Dennis with a Nash Healey.          news, politics, investigations,
ences over what constitutes         FX (9:31) Anger Management
                                    A female cop makes Charlie’s          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    sports. Chief Meteorologist
tasteful nudity causes Frank to                                           E! Keeping Up With the Kar-         Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
pull his money. (CC) (HD)           life a living hell. (N) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                          dashians Khloé must make a          casts. (N) (CC)
(TVMA)                              HALL The Middle Frankie or-                                               + NBC Bay Area News at 11
                                                                          choice about her relationship
DSC Fast N’ Loud ’67 Ford           ganizes a publicity stunt in                                              (N) (HD)
                                                                          with Lamar; Kourtney takes
Galaxie 500; ’72 Pantera; ’32       hopes of saving her job. (CC)         Scott on a getaway. (HD)            ` Late Show With David Let-
Plymouth Coupe. (CC) (HD)           (HD) (TVPG)                           (TV14)                              terman James Franco; Idina
(TV14)                              HBO Silicon Valley Erlich con-        HBO Game of Thrones Cersei          Menzel; performance from
E! Keeping Up With the Kar-         vinces a graffiti artist to create    and Tywin plan the Crown’s          “If/Then.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
dashians Kourtney attempts to       Pied Piper’s logo; Jared works        next move; Dany discusses fu-       4 Cheaters Renee’s boyfriend
organize a yard sale; Kendall       to make the company more ef-          ture plans; Jon Snow begins a       keeps cool in the arms of an-
prepares for her 18th birthday.     ficient; Richard learns that he       new mission. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)       other woman. (CC) (TV14)
(HD) (TV14)                         has eight weeks to prepare for        HIST Pawn Stars Rick checks         ? CW31 News (N)
FX Saint George George is           a live demonstration. (CC) (HD)       out a 1956 Buick; a Neil Dia-       D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
thrilled to be dating a wealthy     (TVMA)                                mond jacket shows up in the         H L The Arsenio Hall Show
woman. (N) (HD) (TV14)              HIST Pawn Stars A poker               shop. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              (CC) (HD) (TV14)
HALL The Middle Brick asks          cheating device finds its way         TBS The Big Bang Theory Raj         V Globe Trekker Gun show in
Frankie to come to his class        into the shop. Find out if the        faces his loneliness; Wolowitz      Ft. Worth, Texas; the Texas
presentation dressed in a cos-      guys score or fold. (N) (CC)          gets drawn into a fight between     School Book Depository in Dal-
tume. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              (HD) (TVPG)                           Bernadette and his mom. (CC)        las; oil fields. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
HBO Veep Amy and Dan com-           TBS The Big Bang Theory The           (HD) (TVPG)                         ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
pete to become Selina’s cam-        gang plans a wedding for              TLC Gypsy Sisters Kayla             ± Criminal Minds The team
paign manager; Mike tries to        Wolowitz and Bernadette. (CC)         agrees to meet with Mellie;         searches for the source of a
maintain his fertility schedule;    (HD) (TVPG)                           Nettie decides its time to lay      deadly virus. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Jonah is offered a job on Mad-      TRUTV Impractical Jokers The          the family feud to rest. (CC)       A&E (11:02) The First 48 A
dox’s team; Gary’s shoulder         guys get creative with French         (HD) (TV14)                         truck driver is found dead in
pain threatens his job; Selina      fries and serve up burgers at         TNT (10:02) Castle Castle and       the cab of his rig; an exotic
is invited to Maddox’s country      the Jersey Shore. (HD) (TV14)         Beckett investigate when a bar      dancer is found murdered at
house. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)             TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-                                                her home. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                          owner’s body is found in the
HIST Pawn Stars Howard Hugh-        mond (CC) (TVPG)                                                          BRAVO Watch What Happens:
                                                                          East River. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
es’ Spruce Goose flies into the                                                                               Live (N) (HD) (TV14)
shop. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                TRUTV Impractical Jokers: In-
                                                                          side Jokes (N) (HD) (TV14)          COM The Daily Show With Jon
NICK Full House Jesse accepts       10 p.m.                               TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
a challenge from his cousin                                                                                   DSC Street Outlaws Murder
Dick to enter Alex and Nicky in     ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)           mond (CC) (TVPG)
                                    (HD)                                  USA Modern Family Claire and        Nova and Daddy Dave have a
a Favorite Twins contest. (CC)                                                                                rematch showdown. (CC) (HD)
(TVG)                               $ House A woman with an ex-           Cam bring in a third party when
                                    traordinary memory experi-            they reach an impasse on a          (TV14)
OWN 20/20 on OWN Sara                                                                                         E! Chelsea Lately Dave Franco
Johnson’s parents didn’t ap-        ences temporary paralysis.            landscaping decision. (CC) (HD)
                                    (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      (TVPG)                              promotes ”Neighbors.” (N) (HD)
prove of her boyfriend; when                                                                                  (TV14)
they’re found dead, Sara be-        % (10:01) Elementary A
                                    seemingly routine murder inves-                                           FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)
comes a suspect. (CC) (HD)
(TV14)                              tigation ends up having political     10:30 p.m.                          (TVG)
                                    and international implications.                                           HALL Frasier Pregnant Roz in-
SPIKE iMPACT Wrestling (N)                                                4 Community Jeff, Britta and        forms the baby’s father;
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  Annie help the dean recruit a
                                    _ * Black Box Will tells                                                  Daphne cares for a neighbor’s
TBS The Big Bang Theory Wed-                                              wealthy potential student; Abed     baby. (CC) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)
ding plans are jeopardized          Catherine that he slept with an-      starts a fraternity. (CC) (HD)
                                    other woman; a patient shows                                              HBO Real Sex Topics include a
when NASA reschedules                                                     (TVPG)                              beauty contest in the buff, a
Howard’s mission; Leonard sur-      signs of being unbalanced. (N)        ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         workshop where couples swap
prises Penny. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      D Seinfeld Jerry challenges         partners and the many pleas-
TLC My Big Fat American Gyp-        ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)              George, Kramer and Elaine to a      ures of mud. (CC) (TVMA)
sy Wedding Two gypsy sweet-         (HD)                                  contest of self-denial. (CC) (HD)   HIST (11:02) Pawn Stars A 9-
hearts’ long awaited wedding,       4 Community Following an un-          (TVPG)                              shot LeMat revolver; a tire
despite mother’s disapproval;       expected death, Britta uses           L The Office Jim fears              signed by Dale Earnhardt;
an ex-con gypsy mom. (N) (CC)       skills from psychology class to       Michael will tell the others he     1980s hand-held Donkey Kong
(HD) (TV14)                         counsel the study group. (CC)         likes Pam. (CC) (HD) (TV14)         game. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
TNT (9:01) Castle When a            (HD) (TVPG)                           COM Tosh.0 Tosh talks about
prominent astrophysicist is         ? The Middle Mike’s motives           advice he received from his
found dead in her car, Castle       come into question when he            sexpert. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              Continued on next page
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                                                          Theory                       Idol (CC) Jack (N) (CC) (HD)                    Family        (TVPG)
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                # Reports                     Hollywood (TVPG) Night (N) (CC) (TV14) ments in film and TV. (N) (CC) (HD)                             Show
                   KRON 4 Evening                              KRON 4 News at 8 (N) House “Family Prac- House “You Must Re- News
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                $ News (5) (N) (CC)           er (N)           (CC) (HD)
                                                          ment Ton.                    tice” (CC) (TV14)        member This” (TV14)                  tion (N)
                   KPIX 5 News at 6pm         Family      JudgeBig Bang The Millers Two and a Bad               Elementary (10:01) (N) KPIX 5        Late Show
                % (N) (HD)                    Feud (N) Judy    Theory      (8:31)      Half Men Teacher (CC) (TVPG)                    News          Letterman
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                & (CC) (HD)                   Hour (CC) (TVG)  Parks       Parks       French Drop” (TVPG) Live in London (CC) (TVG)                 Showcase
                   ABC7 News 6:00PM                            Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (N) Black Box “Who Are ABC7
                                              Jeopardy! Wheel of                                                                                     Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)               (N) (TVG) Fortune(HD) (TV14)             (CC) (TV14)              You?” (N) (TV14)       News          Kimmel
                   PBS NewsHour (CC)          Nightly          Masterpiece Mystery! Visit to a
                                                          Check,                                    Masterpiece Mystery! (9:26) “En- Mulberry Child (NR,
                ) (HD)                        Business Please! munitions factory. (TVPG)            deavour, Series 1: Home” (TVPG) ‘11) ›› (HD)
                   News 10 Inside Edi-                         Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (N) Black Box “Who Are News
                                              Jeopardy! Wheel of                                                                                     Jimmy
                * at 6:00pm tion (N)          (N) (TVG) Fortune(HD) (TV14)             (CC) (TV14)              You?” (N) (TV14)                     Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News          Extra (N) Access Hollywood Game          American Comedy Awards Honoring achieve- Bay Area Tonight
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)          (TVPG)           Night (N) (CC) (TV14) ments in film and TV. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                                          Hollywood                                                                    News          Show
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                `             ment Ton.       Theory           Half Men Teacher (CC) (TVPG)
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                   Noticias Noticiero                          Por Siempre Mi Amor Lo Que la Vida Me
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                D Minute (N) Minute (N)       News             Family
                                                          (TVPG)           Family      Theory       Theory      (TVPG)      (TVPG)     (HD)
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                                              Two and a Two and a                      American Surviving FOX 40 News (N) (CC) The Arsenio Hall
                H News        (TVPG)          Half Men Half Men(CC) (TV14)             Idol (CC) Jack (N) (TVPG)                       Show (CC) (TV14)
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                Z Big Bang Big Bang Mod Fam Mod Fam House (CC) (TV14) House (CC) (TV14) News                                The Office The Office How I Met
                   RTE News S. Asia      The Debate (N) (CC) RT News Newsline Unit One (N) (TV14) Unit One (N) (TV14) Biz Asia America (N)
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                ± Intent (CC) (TV14)     Intent (CC) (TV14)    Intent (CC) (TV14)      Intent (CC) (TV14)       ular homicides. (TV14) virus is released.
                ≤ El Chavo (TVG)         Vivan los Niños (N) X-Men: The Last Stand (PG-13) ›› (HD)              La Viuda Negra (N)     Contacto Deportivo
                   The 700 Club (CC)     Building a 7th St.    Paid Pro- People        Music and the Spoken James Ro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
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    OWN 20/20 on OWN Jennifer                    an ex-con gypsy mom. (CC)             from “If/Then.” (N) (CC) (HD)          portrait; Chumlee’s special as-
    and Kristina Beard felt safe                 (HD) (TV14)                           (TVPG)                                 signment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
    when their mother married                    TNT (11:03) Hawaii Five-0 Af-         _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel               MAX (11:40) Life on Top Fea-
    Steven Beard; Then, Beard was                ter a cop is found dead at a          Live Kobe Bryant; Lake Bell;           ture 1: Innocence A compila-
    found dead in his bed and their              luau the Five-0 team’s investi-       Pharrell Williams performs. (N)        tion of episodes from the se-
    mother was suspected. (CC)                   gation leads them to a cocaine        (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       ries about a college graduate
    (HD) (TV14)                                  cartel. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              4 ABC7 News on KOFY                    who moves to New York and
    SHOW (11:10) Penn & Teller:                  TRUTV (11:01) truTV Top Fun-          11:30PM (N) (CC)                       discovers her sister is an erotic
    Bulls...! The chemical reaction              niest (HD) (TV14)                     ? Entertainment Tonight (N)            model. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
    involved with love; monogamy;                                                      (CC) (HD)                              NICK (11:36) Friends Rachel
    the love industry. (CC) (HD)                                                       BRAVO The Real Housewives
    (TV14)                                       11:30 p.m.                            of Atlanta Apollo addresses ru-
                                                                                                                              crosses swords with her tempo-
                                                                                                                              rary replacement; Phoebe
    SPIKE Ink Master A view of the               ^ Seinfeld Jerry challenges           mors about him and Phaedra.
    Statue of Liberty from a yacht                                                     (HD) (TV14)                            wreaks havoc on soap opera
                                                 George, Kramer and Elaine to a
    with a surprise; one artist’s                contest of self-denial. (CC) (HD)     COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-            set. (CC) (TV14)
    cutthroat strategy. (CC) (HD)                (TVPG)                                port (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              SHOW (11:40) Californication
    (TV14)                                       # + (11:34) The Tonight               E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)                 Levon wants some alone time
    TBS Conan Comedian Marc                      Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (N)        HALL Frasier The brothers race         with Melanie; Charlie and Mar-
    Maron; musical duo Rodrigo y                 (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      through Seattle to attend a cel-       cy have money issues. (CC)
    Gabriela. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)               $ Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)        ebration honoring Frasier’s            (HD) (TVMA)
    TLC My Big Fat American Gyp-                 (TVPG)                                show. (CC) (TVPG)                      USA Modern Family Things get
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    hearts’ long awaited wedding,                David Letterman James Fran-           1980 Men’s Olympic hockey              Claire’s college reunion. (CC)
    despite mother’s disapproval;                co; Idina Menzel; performance         stick; 1970 Bob Dylan’s self-          (HD) (TVPG)
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                     The First 48 (CC) (HD) The First 48 (CC) (HD) The First 48 “Jacked; The First 48 (N) (CC) The Killer Speaks                   The First 48 (11:02)
              A&E (TV14)                        (TV14)                 Fallen Idol” (TV14)     (HD) (TV14)               (10:01) (N) (TV14)        (CC) (TV14)
                     Invincible (5:30) (PG) ›› (Mark Wahlberg) The Jerry Maguire (R, ‘96) ››› (Tom Cruise) An attack of conscience                 Invincible (11:01) (PG,
             AMC     story of football’s Vince Papale. (HD)            changes an L.A. sports agent’s life. (CC) (HD)                              ‘06) ›› (CC) (HD)
                     North Woods Law            Rocky Mountain         North Woods Law         Rocky Mountain            Alaska: The Last          North Woods Law
             ANIM    (CC) (TVPG)                Bounty Hunters         (CC) (TVPG)             Bounty Hunters            Frontier (CC) (TVPG) “Mud Season” (TVPG)
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              BET    (HD) (TVPG)                Two large women look for love. (CC)                          bachelor juggles multiple gal pals. (CC)
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                     Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.               Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.               Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.
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                     Sex and Sex and E! News (N) (HD)                  A-List     The Soup Keeping Up With the         Keeping Up With the Chelsea E! News
                E!   the City the City (TVPG)                          Listings (TVPG)      Kardashians (TV14)         Kardashians (TV14) Lately (N) (TVPG)
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                     The Mid- The Mid- John Tucker Must Die (PG-13, ‘06) › (Jesse Step Up 3 (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (Rick Malambri,                     The 700 Club (CC)
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              FNC The Kelly File (N)         Hannity (N) (HD)        The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File (HD)           Hannity (HD)             Greta Van Susteren
             FOOD Rewrap. Rewrap. Chopped (TVG)                      America’s Best Cook Chopped Canada (N) Beat Flay Beat Flay Diners                       Diners
                     The Vow The Proposal (PG-13) ›› (Sandra Bullock) A woman pre- Saint                  Anger        The Proposal (10:02) (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (Sandra
                FX (4:30), ‘12 tends to be engaged to evade deportation. (HD)                 George (N)               Bullock, Ryan Reynolds) (HD)
              HALL The Waltons (TVG)         The Waltons (TVG)       The Waltons (TVG)        Middle      Middle       Frasier      Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
              HIST Pawn           Pawn       Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         Pawn         Pawn        Pawn         Pawn
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              MTV (TV14)          (TV14)     (TV14)      (TV14)      “Craig & Zoe”            Agents (TV14)            Agents (N) (TV14)        lenge        The TV
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              NICK Bob            Bob        Bob         (TVG)       Mom (N) Run (CC) (TVG)               (TVG)        (TVG)        (TVG)       (TV14)       (11:36)
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) 20/20 on OWN (TV14) 20/20 on OWN (TV14) 20/20 on OWN (N)                            20/20 on OWN (TV14)
              OXY She’s All That (5:40) (PG-13) ›› The Dilemma (7:45) (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Vince Vaughn, Kevin James)                   She’s All That (10:20), ‘99 ››
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              SYFY (Simon Pegg) (HD)         (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (John C. Reilly) (HD)            that his new neighbor is a vampire. (HD)                       › (HD)
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               TBS (TVPG)         (TVPG)     (TVPG)      Guy (CC) Guy             Guy         Theory      Theory       Theory       Theory      (TV14)
              TCM The Best Man (5) (NR) A Thousand Clowns (NR, ‘65) ››› (CC)                  The Night of the Iguana (9:15) (NR, ‘64) ››› (CC)              Subject
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                     Castle Searching for a Castle Murder victim is Castle “Murder Most Castle (9:01) (CC)             Castle (10:02) “Last     Hawaii Five-0 (11:03)
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                     MLB Baseball (5) Chicago Cubs at Chicago        How I Met How I Met Parks and Parks and Parks and 30 Rock 30 Rock Always
            WGN-A White Sox. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                             Recreation Recreation Recreation (TV14)           (TV14)       Sunny
                     Dog With Jessie         Jessie      Austin & Boy Meets Boy Meets Jessie              Austin & Dog With Good-               Jessie       A.N.T.
              DISN a Blog         (TVG)      (TVG)       Ally (TVG) World         World       (TVG)       Ally (9:40) a Blog        Charlie     (TVG)        Farm
              ENC The Ladykillers (6:10) (R, ‘04) ››                 Blade: Trinity (R, ‘04) ›› (CC)                   Zero Dark Thirty (R, ‘12) ›››
                     Pacific      Last Week Warm Bodies (7:15) (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (Nicholas Veep             Silicon      Game of Thrones (CC) Real Sex (CC) (TVMA)
              HBO Rim (4:30) To.             Hoult) (CC) (HD)                                 (TVMA)      Valley       (TVMA)
              MAX The Watch (6:15) (R, ‘12) › (HD)                   8 Mile (R) ››› (Eminem) (HD)                      Mama, ‘13 ›› (HD)                     Top
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                     Silver Linings Playbook (5:55) (R, ‘12) ››› Broadway Idiot: Green Day on             Step Up Revolution (PG-13) ›› Penn &               Californi-
             SHOW (Bradley Cooper) (CC) (HD)                         Broadway (NR, ‘13) ›› (CC)           (Ryan Guzman) (HD)                    Teller       cation
             STARZ Oz the Great              Grown Ups 2 (7:15) (PG-13, ‘13) ›                The Pacifier (PG) ››                  Shanghai Noon (10:40)

                   Movies                  Children’s                                                                                                Sports
              TMC Cocktail Love and Honor (6:20) (PG-13) › The Brothers Bloom ›› (HD)                                  Chuck & Buck (R) (HD)                 Words
                                                                Please check daily TV grids for updates                    News
TVTIMES                                THURSDAY LATE NIGHT                                                    May 3-9, 2014                                   50


                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30        2 am        2:30       3 am         3:30       4 am         4:30       5 am        5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am                               KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)                   tion (N)     (TVPG)     gram        gram        gram         gram        loaded       Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly       Today (2:07) (CC)       Mad Money (HD)           Early Tdy News            News        News
                   Entertain- The Insid- Pastor Melissa Scott Paid Pro- The Doctors (CC)               EP Daily KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ ment Ton. er (N)         (HD)                    gram        (HD) (TVPG)              (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5            Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Up to the Minute             CBS Morn- KPIX 5          KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News               gram        gram        (3:12) (N)               ing News News             Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)         T. Smiley Suze Orman’s Financial Solutions For You           Europe      Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2014! (TVG)
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                          America ABC7              ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                           Morning News              (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)         Business Check          Masterpiece Mystery! (TVPG)          Masterpiece Mystery! (3:26) (CC) Mulberry Child ››
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Minute     Minute      Paid Prog. ABC World News Now (N) (CC)            Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly       Today (2:07) (CC)       Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today                Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                 Paid Prog. Pain Free Meals!          Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte           Amorcito Corazón (N) Conducta Noticia 14 Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca                     Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny         There      Payne        Paternity Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               : Chinese News at 7        Path         Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel       Corinthians (TVG)        Deuteronomy (TVG) Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Rules         Raymond King/Hill Sunny            There       Justice     The Better Show (N) OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Friends Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ’Til Death Raymond Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                       FOX 40 News
               J Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                    Comics       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P En Otra Piel             Camelia La Texana       Pagado      Pagado      Pagado       Pagado      Pagado       Pagado       Pagado      Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley Quest          Old House Old House Cave People                 Nature (TVG)             Over Hawai’i (TVG)        Globe Trekker (TVG)
               ¨ Unit One (TV14)          Unit One (TV14)         Biz Asia America        NHK Programming (N) CCTV              European Ukraine News
               ± Criminal Minds (TV14) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Gaither Homecoming Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Marriage: For Better Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Biblical Paid Prog. I Speak
              A&E The First 48 (12:01) The First 48 (1:01)        The Killer Speaks       The First 48 (3:03)      Paid Prog. Dog            Dog         Paid Prog.
              AMC Invincible (11:01) ›› (HD)           TURN “Epiphany”        Jerry Maguire (R, ‘96) ››› (Tom Cruise) (CC) (HD)                          Stooges
              ANIM Last Frontier          North Woods Law         Rocky Bounty Hunters Orangutan Eden              Big Cat      Big Cat      The Crocodile Hunter
              BET Wendy Williams Show Queen Latifah               The Cookout 2 (NR, ‘11) (CC) (HD) (TV14)         BET Inspiration (TVG)                 Popoff
            BRAVO Housewives/Atl.         Married to Medicine Housewives/OC               Happens Couch            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cutlery                  Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)           CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Worldwide Exchange (N)                            Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN CNNI Simulcast (N) Early Start                  Early Start             New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid       Tosh.0     Daily        Colbert    At Mid      Key         Key          Sunny       Sunny        Sunny        Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Baseball: Giants at Dodgers                   SportsNet Paid Prog. SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Car Hoards: Kingdom Car Hoards                      Focus T25 Defrosting Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! E! News A-List          Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex and the City                     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (CC) (HD)             SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)         SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N)       NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (CC) (HD)             Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince       Prince     Prince       Prince     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Paid Prog. Sleep Bet. Prince                  Robison
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)        The Five (HD)           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped Canada          Beat Flay Beat Flay Diners          Diners      America’s Best Cook Cakes             Thieves Paid Prog. Grill-Pro
               FX Proposal Saint          Anger        Archer     Rescue Me (2:06)        Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers         Cheers      Frasier      Frasier     Frasier      Frasier      Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Pawn        Pawn       Pawn         Pawn       Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         Pawn        Paid Prog. Civil War Journal          Grill-Pro
             HGTV Rehab        Rehab      Hunters Hunt Intl Fixer Upper (TVG)             Rehab        Rehab       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Fool’s Gold (12:02) (PG-13, ‘08) › (HD)        A Walk to Remember (2:02), ‘02 ›› (HD)           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            MSNBC All In With Chris       Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Catfish      The Challenge: Free Ridic.         Ridic.      Ridic.      Clubland (TVPG)          Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG)
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George              George Lopez (3:12) G. Lopez George                Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY Shes All The Dilemma (12:25) (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Vince Vaughn)             Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Cops        Cops       Cops         Cops       Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (CC) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. PAIN
              SYFY Pulse (11:30) (PG-13) › (HD)        Psychosis (R, ‘10) ››, Ricci Harnett (HD)       The Cursed (NR) (Costas Mandylor) (HD)            Twi. Zone
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)             Holmes     Envy (PG-13, ‘04) › (Ben Stiller) (HD)           Married      Married      Married     Earl
              TCM The Subject Was Roses (11:30) Marat/Sade (NR) ›››› (Ian Richardson)                  Before Dawn (NR) › The Band Plays On (4:45) (NR) ›
              TLC Gypsy Sisters (TV14) Gypsy Wedding              Gypsy Wedding           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Hawaii Five-0 (12:03) CSI: NY (1:03) (TV14) CSI: NY (2:03) (TV14) CSI: NY (3:03) (TV14) CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) Smallville (TVPG)
             TOON Eagleheart Check        Delocated Cleveland Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Eagleheart Check                         Delocated King/Hill
             TRUTV Jokers      Jokers     Jokers       Jokers     Inside Jokes            truTV Top Funniest       Full Throttle Saloon Stings           Paid Prog.
            TVLAND King        King       Cleveland Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Cosby                   Cosby       3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. Roseanne Divorced
              USA Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU          Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Uprising: Hip Hop      Behind the Music        Behind the Music T.I. T.I.-Tiny Hot 97           VH1 Plus Music            VH1 Plus Music
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good       Shake It ANT Farm Deck              Deck        Wizards Wizards Deck                  Deck         Fish        Phineas
              ENC Zero Dark Predator (12:40) (R, ‘87) ›››                     Youngblood (R) ›› (Rob Lowe)                      Valley Girl (4:25) ››
              HBO Silicon      VICE       Real Sex Cleanskin (1:40) (NR, ‘12) (HD)                     The Object of My Affection (HD)                   Conchords
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              MAX Life on Top Feature 1: Innocence Cruel Intentions (1:20) (R) ››         Sexy Wives Sinsations (HD)            Spawn (4:20), ‘97 (HD)
             SHOW Nrs Jackie Seed of Chucky (12:40) (R) ›         Born on the Fourth of July (2:10) ››› (HD)                    Thunder Soul (4:35) (PG) ›››
             STARZ Shanghai Chloe (12:35) (R) ››                  The Colony (2:15) (NR, ‘13) (CC)                 November (3:50) ›› Swimfan (5:15), ‘02 ›
              TMC The Words (11:35)       Velvet Goldmine (1:15) ›› (HD)                  Sushi Girl (3:15) (R, ‘12) (CC) (HD)               Off the Air Chuck
                 Movies                 Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                       Sports
TVTIMES                                      FRIDAY MORNING                                                   May 3-9, 2014                                  51

                      6 am        6:30        7 am        7:30       8 am         8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute      Minute      Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today (N) (CC) (HD)                                 Live With Kelly         Today (N) (CC)          Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                            Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Bargains
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                           (CC) (TVPG)             (CC) (TVG)              Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg               Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger               Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)         ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (N) (TVPG)      (TV14)                  News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou     Curious Cat in the Peg              Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)              News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Kim Goldman; Ellen Prager; Carey Hart. (N) (CC) (HD)                                           News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                    Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Paid Prog. America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Airbrush Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China                Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)       Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal People            Euro        Kick off! Journal       World Sto Journal       In Focus News           Euromaxx Journal         Global
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wen Hair Whiten! People                 Justice     Court       Justice     The Dr. Oz Show         Maury (CC) (TV14)
               H FOX 40 News               FOX 40 News             FOX 40 News             FOX 40 News             Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                        Pagado      Gran Cine                                       A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Robison Paid Prog. Queen Latifah                Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                            Acceso      La Prepago (N) (HD)
               R Programa Pagado           Hechos AM (6:50)                                                        Al Extremo              Cosas de la Vida
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                              WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                Dinosaur
               ¨ Newsweek France 24 Kazakh Hello                   ETV         EuroNews Newsline NHK               News        RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Key/David Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Zula Patrl Guess-              Dinosaurs To School Friend          Babar       Married      Rocky V
               ¥ Paid Prog. Wommack J. Meyer Prince                Robison Grace           The 700 Club (TVG) Health                       Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog            Dog         Dog Bounty Hunter The First 48 (TV14)           The First 48 (TV14)     The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Stooges The Frisco Kid (PG, ‘79) ›› (Gene Wilder) (CC)
              ANIM Dirty Jobs Penguins. Dirty Jobs (TV14)          Dirty Jobs (TV14)       Dirty Jobs (TV14)       Dirty Jobs (TV14)       Dirty Jobs (TV14)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                           Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends
            BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Titanic (PG-13, ‘97) ›››› (Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        Saturday Night Live
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)             Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                  Wolf (N) (HD)           CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Defrosting Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Daily              Colbert     Comedy Commun Sunny                  South Pk
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Dr. Ho                     Paid Prog. Paint        Butt Lift! Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal U.S. House of Representatives (N)
              DSC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                     Disappeared (TVPG) Wicked Attraction
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kardas        Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardashian
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        On the Clock
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC)               SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Paid Prog. ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) Outnumbered (N)               Happening Now (N) The Real Story
             FOOD Cook Safe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Big Daddy The Kitchen (TVG)                  Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Ellen         Mona Lisa Smile (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (Julia Roberts)             Hereafter (PG-13) ›› (Matt Damon) (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC)
             HGTV Paid Prog. White Room                Hunters Hunters Hunters A-List                  A-List      Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl House
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier                Frasier     Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                     Andrea Mitchell         Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Ridic.        Jersey Shore (TV14) Jersey Shore (TV14) Jersey Shore (TV14) Jersey Shore (TV14) Jersey Shore (TV14) Jersey
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                     PAW         Umizoomi Dora...        Dora...     Bubble       Bubble
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY House (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TVPG) America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model
             SPIKE Cook Safe Prostate Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Gangland (TVPG)                  Gangland (TV14)         Gangland (TV14)
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Twi. Zone Continuum (TV14)              Continuum (TV14)        Continuum (TV14)         Continuum
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married     There       Browns Payne            Full House Prince       Prince      Prince       The Office
              TCM Women Are Trouble Our Town (7:15) (NR) ››› (William Holden) Father Is a Bachelor (NR) ››                     Boom Town (NR, ‘40) ››› (CC)
               TLC Cake Boss (TVPG)        19 Kids     19 Kids     Ultimate Cake Off       Hoard-Buried            Pregnant Pregnant Borrowed Borrowed
               TNT Smallville (TV14)       Charmed (CC) (TV14) Charmed (CC) (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Adventure Beyblade Pokémon Scooby Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King Garfield Looney Tunes (TVY)
              TRAV Cght-Cmra Cght-Cmra Dest. Fear Dest. Fear NetherWorld (TVPG) Ghost Adventures                   Ghost Adventures        Ghost Adventures
             TRUTV Paint        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Defrosting Conspiracy                  Conspiracy              Most Shocking
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Defrosting Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Defrosting Griffith          Griffith    Griffith    Griffith    Griffith     Griffith
              USA White Collar (TVPG) White Collar (TVPG) CSI: Crime Scene                 CSI: Crime Scene        CSI: Crime Scene        CSI: Crime Scene
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          Music       Gossip      Morning Buzz            Boyz N the Hood (R)
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TV14)
              DISN Henry        Chugging Ella the      Mickey      Mickey      Pirates     Mickey Mouse            Sofia       Mickey      Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Here Comes the Boom (6:10) ››                    Desperately Seeking Susan, ‘85 ››               Men in Black 3 (9:50)                Mr. Jones
              HBO Education Fast           Walk the Line, ‘05 ››› (HD)                     Big Momma’s House 2 (9:15) (HD)                 Billy Crystal
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              MAX Son of the Mask (HD)                 Sunshine (7:40) (R) ››› (HD)                    Fantastic Four (PG-13) ›› (HD)                   Mada
             SHOW Gone, ‘12 ›› (HD)                    Peace, Love & Misunderstanding The Perks of Being a Wallflower (9:15), ‘12          Rescue Dawn ›››
             STARZ Swimfan Grown Ups 2 (6:45) (PG-13, ‘13) ›                   King Arthur (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (CC)                Mr. Deeds (10:40) ›
              TMC Chuck & Buck (5:30) Every Day (7:10) (HD)                    Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, ‘04 The Three Musketeers (10:15) (PG-13) ›
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                   FRIDAY AFTERNOON                                                  May 3-9, 2014                                  52

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                    1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm        3:30       4 pm        4:30       5 pm         5:30
              ^     News       Winning Trisha Goddard              Maury (N) (TV14)        Minute      Minute      The Dr. Oz Show        News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)           The Dr. Oz Show        News         NBC News
              $     RV         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU           The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful       (TV14)
                                                                   The Queen Latifah
                                                                   Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                           The People’s Court
                                                                                           (N) (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                   Judge
                                                                                                                   Judy
                                                                                                                               Judge
                                                                                                                               Judy
                                                                                                                                          KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                          News
                                                                                                                                                       CBS
                                                                                                                                                       Evening
               & Sid           Thomas Clifford         Chef        Nature (TVPG)           New State of Mind       Viewfinder Newsline News            Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                           World
               _ (TVPG)                    (CC) (TVPG)             lionaire     (TVG)                              (N) (CC) (HD)          News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Check       Kitchen Cooking News                PBS NewsHour (N)        News        Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)           General Hospital (N) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Millionaire Jeopardy! Ellen DeGeneres                 News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres                         News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold        The Talk (CC) (TV14) Queen Latifah              Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p         News         CBS News
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                   Hoy (HD)                Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca          Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                         ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Daai Variety            Path        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music           Beat       Paid Prog. Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge       Bill Cunningham         The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                Steve Harvey (TVPG)
               @ News          World Sto Arts          Arts        Journal      Concert Journal        World Sto News          Kino-The Arts           Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show The Test (N) (TV14) Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Middle                    Middle      How I Met How I Met TMZ Live (N) (TVPG)
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)              The Test (N) (TV14)     Steve Wilkos Show       Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News               40 News
               J Don Cheto                 Cine de la Tarde                                Lagrimita y Costel      Estrellas Hoy          Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                  Judge        Judge      Bill Cunningham         The Office King        King         Fam. Guy
               P Avenida Brasil (HD)                               Lo Mejor                Suelta la Sopa          Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                  Cuando Seas Mía         Callamos Mujeres        Grachi (TVY)           Ventaneando
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               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney            Caillou     Thomas Builder          Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur            Martha       WordGirl
               ¨ China         Euromaxx Midday (N) (TVPG)          Americas Sit/Be Fit Cooking Biscuit             Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± Rocky V (11:30) (PG-13, ‘90) ›› (HD)              Psych (CC) (TVPG)       Psych (CC) (TVPG)       Psych (CC) (TVPG)      Psych (CC) (TVPG)
               ¥ Joni          Creation Paid Prog. Word Pictures (CC) J. Meyer Genesis Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Ministry Special
              A&E The First 48 (TV14) After the First 48           The First 48 (TV14)     After the First 48      The First 48 (TV14)    After the First 48
              AMC Speed (R, ‘94) ››› (Keanu Reeves) (CC) (HD)                   The Skeleton Key (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (CC) (HD)                Jerry Maguire ›››
              ANIM Dirty Jobs (TV14)       Gator Boys              North Woods             River Monsters          To Be Announced        Tanked (CC) (TVPG)
               BET Girlfriends Girlfriends How to Be a Player (R, ‘97) › (Bill Bellamy) (CC)           Phat Girlz (PG-13, ‘06) ›› (Mo’Nique) (CC)
            BRAVO Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC           Housewives/OC           Housewives/Atl.         The Real Housewives of Atlanta Van Hels
              CMT Dukes-Hazzard            Dukes-Hazzard           Dukes-Hazzard           Dukes-Hazzard           Dukes-Hazzard          Reba         Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                       Fast Money (N)          Mad Money (N)           Money Talks            Money Talks
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                    The Situation Room (N) (HD)         Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM MacGruber (11:54) (NR, ‘10) ›› (HD)              Work.        Work.      Sunny       Sunny       Sunny       Futurama Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA SaberCats Report         The Dan Patrick Show World Poker Tour           MLB Baseball: Giants at Dodgers                SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.
              DSC Sins & Secrets (TV14) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Alaskan Bush People Dual Survival (TV14) Moonshiners (TV14)
                E! Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardas       Kardas     Kardas      Kardas      Kardas      Kardas     Kardashian
             ESPN NFL Insiders (N)         NFL Live (N) (CC)       Around       Pardon     SportsCenter Special 2014 NFL Draft (N)        NBA Basketball
             ESPN2 SportsNation (N)        Question Outside College Football Live SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                       2014 NFL Draft (N)
              FAM 8 Rules 8, Rules Reba                Reba        Reba         Reba       Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Middle              Middle
              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto             The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report          Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Trisha’s Contessa Chopped (TVG)                  Chopped (TVG)           Chopped (TVG)           Chopped (TVG)          Chopped (TVG)
                FX Hereafter (10) (HD)     Everybody’s Fine (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (HD)           Death at a Funeral (R, ‘10) ›› (HD)            Two Men Two Men
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                   Mother’s Day on Walton’s Mountain (TVPG) Personally Yours ›› (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
              HIST Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC)
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Beach              Beach       Beach        Beach      Beach       Beach       Beach       Beach      Beach        Beach
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) True Tori (CC) (TV14) True Tori (CC) (TV14)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Alex Wagner             The Ed Show (N)         PoliticsNation (N)      Hardball Matthews      All In With Chris
              MTV Jersey       Jersey Shore (12:41) (CC) (TV14) Jersey Shore (1:48) Jersey Shore (2:55) The Ex                 The Ex     Catfish: The TV Show
              NICK PAW         PAW         Wally       Peter       Sponge. Sponge. Rabbids Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Million Dollar Baby (PG-13, ‘04) ›››› Premiere. (HD)                        Oprah: Where Now? Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model
             SPIKE Gangland (TV14)         Gangland (TV14)         Gangland (TV14)         Gangland (TV14)         Cops        Cops       Cops         Cops
              SYFY Continuum Continuum (TVPG)          Psychosis (R, ‘10) ››, Ricci Harnett (HD)       Pulse (PG-13, ‘06) › (HD)          Fright Night (HD)
               TBS The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King                 King        Friends     Friends     Friends    Friends      Seinfeld
              TCM Boom Twn Belle of the Yukon (NR, ‘44) ›› Johnny Allegro (NR, ‘49) ››                 The Sheepman (NR, ‘58) ››          Picnic-Hanging
               TLC Four Weddings           Four Weddings (CC) Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes
               TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)       Castle (TVPG)          Castle (TVPG)
             TOON Tom & Jerry (TVG)        Tom-Jerry Tom-Jerry Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular
              TRAV Ghost Adventures        Ghost Adventures        Ghost Adventures        Bizarre Foods           Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV Most Shocking           Most Shocking           Most Shocking           Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG)
            TVLAND Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Bonanza (TVPG)          Bonanza (TVPG)         Griffith     Griffith
              USA Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU
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              DISN Mickey      Little      Little      Octonauts Jessie         Jessie     Austin      Austin      Austin      Good       Good         Good
              ENC Mr. Jones (11:40) ››                 Here Comes the Boom (1:40) ››                   You Got Served (PG-13, ‘04) ›› The Aviator (5:05), ‘04
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                                                                                                               when Devin returns to seek re-
7 p.m.                                                           Friday                                        venge. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                                                               L Whose Line Is It Anyway?
^ The Big Bang Theory A                                                                                        Byambajav Ulambayar; Gary An-
wealthy donor makes Leonard         TVLND The Andy Griffith Show         feels lonely and turns to Ken-        thony Williams. (CC) (HD)
question his principles. (CC)       (CC) (TVPG)                          neth. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                (TV14)
(HD) (TV14)                         USA Law & Order: Special Vic-        L Whose Line Is It Anyway?            V (8:46) Death in Paradise
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)         tims Unit When a young girl es-      Guest comic Keegan-Michael            Apparent suicide of an elderly
(HD) (TVPG)                         capes from her rapist, Benson        Key. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)             resident at retirement home.
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         and Stabler begin an intense         V Father Brown A day out at           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
% Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD)         search. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             a hill climb track ends with a        ¨ Asia This Week (TVG)
(TVPG)                                                                   driver’s death. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      COM Futurama Professor
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)                                              ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                    Farnsworth joins a gang of
(TVG)                               7:30 p.m.                            ± Psych Lassiter claims that          street-racing punks. (CC) (HD)
) Nightly Business Report           ^ The Big Bang Theory A              a shark attack was actually           (TV14)
(N) (CC)                            game threatens Sheldon’s rela-       murder; the guys try to prove         NICK The Thundermans Max
` Unforgettable When a high-        tionship with Stephen Hawking;       Lassiter’s claim. (CC) (HD)           and Phoebe take Billy to the
school classmate is murdered,       Penny signs up for a college         (TVPG)                                hospital. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
Carrie searches her memory of       class. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              A&E The First 48 Dallas resi-         SPIKE Cops (CC) (HD) (TV14)
her teens for a motive. (N) (CC)    # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         dents keep quiet about a              TVLND Gilligan’s Island (TVG)
(HD) (TV14)                         $ Entertainment Tonight (N)          shooting; a clerk in a corner         USA Modern Family Manny’s
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM                                                  store is killed during a robbery.     date gets a makeover from Glo-
                                    (CC) (HD)
(N) (CC)                                                                 (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      ria. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    % Judge Judy (CC) (HD)
D KTVU News at 7pm on               (TVPG)                               COM Futurama Leela and Zapp
TV36                                                                     Brannigan stranded on an
H L Two and a Half Men
                                    _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVG)                      Eden-like planet. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                               9 p.m.
Jake refuses to stay with Char-     ) Washington Week With               (TV14)                                # D Grimm Nick and Hank
lie and Alan. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      Gwen Ifill (N) (CC) (HD)             DSC Sons of Guns: Locked and          learn two murder victims were
V New Tricks The team inves-        D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           Loaded (N) (CC) (HD)                  from a special section of the
tigates the death of an immi-       H L Two and a Half Men               E! Giuliana & Bill Giuliana and       Verrat. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
grant whose last words were         Alan tries to win Kandi back,        Bill worry about their busy           $ Monk Monk investigates an
’blue flower’. (CC) (HD)            and Charlie sleeps with her          schedules; Bill mulls over an         assassination attempt. (CC)
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)               mom. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                opportunity at a prison. (HD)         (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)
± Psych Shawn and Gus are           COM The Daily Show With Jon          (TV14)                                % Hawaii Five-0 (Season Fi-
recruited into a think tank. (CC)   Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)             HBO Game of Thrones Dany              nale) Grover is forced to steal
(HD) (TVPG)                         FX How I Met Your Mother             balances justice and mercy; Bri-      $100 million when a nemesis
A&E The First 48 A Sudanese         Marshall quits his job at Go-        enne is tasked with Jaime’s           kidnaps his daughter. (N) (CC)
man is shot to death at his         liath National Bank to volunteer     honor; Jon secures volunteers;        (HD) (TV14)
clothing store in Louisville, Ky.   at an environmental organiza-        Bran, Jojen, Meera and Hodor          _ * Shark Tank Lighter,
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    tion. (CC) (TV14)                    find shelter. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)        healthier wine alternative; deep-
BET Real Husbands of Holly-         NICK SpongeBob SquarePants           HIST American Pickers Mike            sea treasure hunting business;
wood Tisha and Duane’s new          Plankton decides to start a          falls for a one-of-a-kind vintage     collapsible kayak. (N) (CC) (HD)
sitcom; Nelly and Eric Benet.       new business selling trinkets        motorcycle sign; Danielle’s           (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    and souvenir gifts. (CC) (TVY7)      unique company car. (CC) (HD)         ) Secrets of the Dead The
DSC Sons of Guns (CC) (HD)          SPIKE Cops A doughnut shop           (TVPG)                                Chinese produced 8,000 paint-
(TV14)                              is robbed; the investigation of a    LIFE Celebrity Wife Swap              ed terracotta warriors. (CC)
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)          domestic dispute leads to an         Singer Gerardo Mejia’s wife           (HD) (TVPG)
FX How I Met Your Mother The        arrest. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             and singer Sisqó’s girlfriend         ` Blue Bloods (Season Fi-
gang points out things each         TBS Family Guy When Peter            trade lives for one week. (CC)        nale) Danny makes a shocking
other never learned. (CC)           and the guys take a road trip to     (HD) (TVPG)                           discovery during an investiga-
(TV14)                              the Deep South, they wind up         NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat            tion. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
HIST American Pickers Jackie        in jail. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            make a commercial for their           4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
Hollywood unveils his incredible    TLC I Found the Gown A form-         business that features Dice’s         KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)
body shop art gallery; a rare       fitting, beaded gown on a tight      dog. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  L Hart of Dixie Zoe is happy
Lambretta scooter. (CC) (HD)        budget; an opinionated sister;       OWN Oprah: Where Are They             to help when Wade’s father
(TVPG)                              a dramatic dress alteration.         Now? The story behind The Vil-        asks for assistance with his
LIFE Wife Swap The wife of a        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     lage People; life after America’s     love life. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
cattle rancher trades places        TVLND Gilligan’s Island (TVG)        Got Talent; Andre Leon on leav-       ¨ The Eagle The police have
with the matriarch of a vegan                                            ing Vogue; former “Real House-        impounded enough enriched
family. (CC) (TVPG)                                                      wife” Jill Zarin; Rick Springfield.   uranium to blow up Copen-
NICK SpongeBob SquarePants          8 p.m.                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      hagen. (N) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)
                                                                                                               ± Psych Shawn is targeted by
Plankton sues Mr. Krabs after       ^ H 24: Live Another Day             SPIKE Cops (CC) (HD) (TV14)
falling at the Krusty Krab. (CC)                                         SYFY WWE Friday Night                 a killer using scenarios from
                                    Despite being an exile tracked                                             films. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(TVY7)                              by the CIA, Jack risks his life to   SmackDown! (N) (CC) (HD)
OWN Dr. Phil Parents say their                                           (TVPG)                                A&E The First 48 Police search
                                    avert another disaster. (CC)                                               for the two gunmen suspected
grown offspring are freeloaders     (HD) (TV14)                          TLC My Big Fat American Gyp-
who seem unable to cut the                                               sy Wedding Two gypsy sweet-           of killing two teenage brothers
                                    # D Dateline NBC (N) (CC)                                                  in their backyard. (CC) (HD)
cord. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              (HD) (TVPG)                          hearts’ long awaited wedding,
SPIKE Cops A woman claims a                                              despite mother’s disapproval;         (TV14)
                                    $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)                                                COM Key & Peele Sketches in-
man threatened her with a gun;      (HD)                                 an ex-con gypsy mom. (CC)
an alcohol-related car accident.                                         (HD) (TV14)                           clude President Obama’s treat-
                                    % Unforgettable When a high-                                               ment request. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    school classmate is murdered,        TRUTV World’s Dumbest...
                                                                         Contests including donkey rac-        DSC Sons of Guns Will tries to
TBS Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld         Carrie searches her memory of                                              decide on a new home for Red
presents highlights from the se-    her teens for a motive. (N) (CC)     ing, tuna tossing and toe
                                                                         wrestling are featured. (HD)          Jacket. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
ries’ first 100 episodes. (CC)      (HD) (TV14)                                                                E! Fashion Police Actress
(HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)           _ * Shark Tank A mask                (TV14)
                                                                         TVLND Gilligan’s Island (TVG)         Rumer Willis. (N) (HD) (TV14)
TLC I Found the Gown A sexy         made of glacial mud; fanciful                                              HBO Game of Thrones Cersei
dress to match a bride’s per-       balloon designs; gourmet             USA Modern Family An incident
                                                                         at school makes tensions rise         and Tywin plan the Crown’s
sonality; one bride struggles to    grilled cheese business update.                                            next move; Dany discusses fu-
see past her baby bump. (CC)        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     at a family barbecue. (CC) (HD)
                                                                         (TVPG)                                ture plans; Jon Snow begins a
(HD) (TVPG)                         ) KQED Newsroom (CC) (HD)                                                  new mission. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
TNT Castle The murder of a lot-     ` Hawaii Five-0 (Season Fi-                                                HIST American Pickers Mike
tery winner leaves Castle and       nale) Grover is forced to steal
Beckett with a wealth of sus-       $100 million when a nemesis          8:30 p.m.                             and Frank meet an octogenari-
                                                                                                               an artist; the guys visit a
pects. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             kidnaps his daughter. (N) (CC)       ) Check, Please! Bay Area
TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking          (HD) (TV14)                          (CC) (HD)
An angler; a burglar; a wanna       4 30 Rock Tracy interrupts           4 30 Rock Jack tries to pro-             Continued on next page
be fire expert. (HD) (TVPG)         Liz’s summer vacation; Jack          tect his job and the company
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sprawling junkyard. (CC) (HD)       Pelton is an impostor, he is re-    shows up for an expected visit.    plus an in-depth look at local
(TVPG)                              quired to see a therapist. (CC)     (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   news, politics, investigations,
LIFE Celebrity Wife Swap The        (HD) (TVPG)                                                            sports. Chief Meteorologist
significant others of Ric Flair     ? Whose Line Is It Anyway?                                             Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper trade       Guest comic Keegan-Michael          10:30 p.m.                         casts. (N) (CC)
lives for a week. (CC) (HD)         Key. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)           4 Community Britta plans a         + NBC Bay Area News at 11
(TVPG)                              D (10:01) The Big Bang The-         dance to compete with Dean         (N) (HD)
NICK Full House Joey obsess-        ory A game threatens Shel-          Pelton’s event. (CC) (HD)          ` Late Show With David Let-
es over a charity hockey game       don’s relationship with Stephen     (TVPG)                             terman Nathan Fillion; Tom
against an old nemesis. (CC)        Hawking; Penny signs up for a       ? Whose Line Is It Anyway?         Dreesen; Hunter Hayes per-
(TVG)                               college class. (CC) (HD) (TV14)     Byambajav Ulambayar; Gary An-      forms. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
OWN Oprah: Where Are They           H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)         thony Williams. (CC) (HD)          4 Cheaters Cowlan’s girlfriend
Now? Fab Morvan shares his          (TVPG)                              (TV14)                             seeks adulation from unavail-
side of the story; Danny Bona-      L KPIX 5 News on the CW             D (10:31) Modern Family Phil       able men. (CC) (TV14)
duce discusses being home-          (N) (HD)                            gets a vasectomy; Mitchell tries   ? Hart of Dixie Zoe is happy
less and famous; Marla Maples       ¨ The Eagle While travelling,       to steer Cameron toward get-       to help when Wade’s father
and her daughter Tiffany. (CC)      Hallgrim sees the same woman        ting a part-time job. (CC) (HD)    asks for assistance with his
(HD) (TVPG)                         in three different locations. (N)   (TVPG)                             love life. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
TLC Say Yes to the Dress A          (Part 2 of 2) (TV14)                L The Office When someone          D (11:01) 10 O’Clock News
bride wants to show off her tat-    ± Psych Shawn and Gus               stains the carpet in Michael’s     (CC) (HD)
too, but her mother hates it; a     search for an abducted daugh-       office, he questions his popu-     H L The Arsenio Hall Show
singer’s jazz-inspired wedding.     ter. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               larity. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                 A&E The First 48 Detectives in-     V (10:31) Midsomer Murders         ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
TRUTV World’s Dumbest...            vestigate a fatal highway shoot-    A man’s car and body are           ± Psych Lassiter and Gus
Counting down 20 pointless          ing; a Dallas nightclub execu-      found in the river. (CC) (HD)      work together on a case. (CC)
contests, including sex doll riv-   tion is caught on video. (CC)       (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)               (HD) (TVPG)
er rafting. (HD) (TV14)             (HD) (TV14)                         BET Real Husbands of Holly-        A&E (11:02) The First 48 A
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          BET ComicView James Davis &         wood Kevin meets a celebrity       car part is a vital clue; a drug
mond (CC) (TVPG)                    Trev Houston. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      on a match site; a physical        deal turns deadly. (CC) (HD)
USA Modern Family The family        COM Key & Peele Sketches in-        grudge. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           (TV14)
comes out to support Manny’s                                            COM Tosh.0 Daniel helps a reli-    BET The Game Jason’s jersey
                                    clude gangsters sharing a pas-
newfound interest, fencing.                                             gious rapper reclaim his throne;   is retired at a special ceremo-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    sion for the movie “Twilight”;
                                    racist superheroes. (CC) (HD)       there’s no such thing as stupid    ny; Keira hopes to reconnect
                                    (TV14)                              questions. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        with Blue. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of
                                                                        DSC Boss Hog: Down and             2) (TV14)
9:30 p.m.                           DSC Boss Hog (N) (CC) (HD)
                                    (TV14)                              Dirty (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)         COM Tosh.0 Daniel ends spec-
V (9:42) Midsomer Murders           E! Fashion Police Actress           NICK Full House Stephanie and      ulation about a replacement
A man’s car and body are            Rumer Willis. (HD) (TV14)           Joey have problems with first      host. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
found in the river. (CC) (HD)       HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-         dates; guest Martha Quinn.         DSC Sons of Guns Will tries to
(Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)                her Host Bill Maher offers his      (CC) (TVG)                         decide on a new home for Red
COM Key & Peele Samuel and          unique perspective on contem-       SHOW (10:45) Penny Dreadful        Jacket. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Lashawn celebrate a now-legal       porary issues. (N Same-day          Some of literature’s most fa-      E! Hello Ross (N) (HD) (TVPG)
marriage; a detective meets his     Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)              mously terrifying characters be-   FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)
new partner. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                           come embroiled in Victorian        (TVG)
                                    HIST American Pickers Mike
NICK Full House Stephanie in-                                           London. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)           HBO VICE News that is usually
                                    and Frank chase a legend that
sists on having her ears                                                STARZ (10:50) Da Vinci’s           overlooked by the mainstream
pierced. (CC) (TVG)                 could be a real buried treasure     Demons (iTV) Leonardo and his
                                    in Springfield, Massachusetts.                                         media. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
TLC Say Yes to the Dress:                                               allies face deadly threats as      HIST (11:02) American Pick-
Randy Knows Best The top ten        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    they search for the Book of
                                    LIFE Relative Insanity The Ru-                                         ers The guys pick an Appalachi-
mothers to sway their daugh-                                            Leaves; Carlo helps Clarice; the   an village museum; a father
ters’ appointments. (N) (CC)        pert brothers take on the Alka-     Sultan’s son is intrigued by Lu-
                                    sspooles sisters; the sisters                                          and son open the doors to their
(HD) (TVPG)                                                             crezia. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)           collection. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          must overcome their fear. (N)       TLC I Found the Gown A bride
                                    (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                       LIFE (11:01) True Tori (CC)
mond (CC) (TVPG)                                                        faces opposition from her pen-     (HD)
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                                    redecorates Danny’s house;                                             NICK Friends Rachel and Ross
grown children, grandchildren                                           that shows too much bust. (N)      go on disastrous blind dates.
and a gorgeous young wife,          Joey and Jesse get fired. (CC)      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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who has a preteen son of her                                            TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-         OWN Oprah: Where Are They
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                                    life after her divorce; William     and Cameron try to assign a
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nale) Danny makes a shocking        consultant gets hitched. (N)        $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)            to cure his princess of the cold
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celebrates its 15th anniversary     human cannonball misses the         presents “Old Man and the          Shocking Dancing through traf-
performance at Tanglewood in        target and kids repeat things       Sea”; sculptures of Thai Bui;      fic; woman boxes a kangaroo.
Massachusetts. (N) (CC) (HD)        their parents never should have     carved sculptures of Chinese-      (HD) (TV14)
(TVG)                               said! (HD) (TV14)                   American artist Lu Huan. (CC)      TVLND The King of Queens
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TVTIMES                              MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS                                           May 3-9, 2014                              58


A                                                                         QUICK CLICKS
“About a Boy” ››› (2002,
Comedy-Drama) Hugh Grant. A                                                   4-STAR MOVIES
lonely boy finds a friend in a
carefree bachelor. (CC) (HD)          “Elmer Gantry” ›››› (1960,
(PG-13) (1:40) HBO Mon. 7             Drama) Burt Lancaster. A con          Rating Guide                       recommended for those
                                                                                                               under 17.
                                                                                                               NC–17 — Adults only.
a.m.                                  man joins an evangelist sister
                                      in the 1920s Midwest. (CC)            G — For general audiences.
                                                                                                               NR — Not rated.
“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire
Hunter” › (2012, Action) Ben-         (NR) (2:45) TCM Tue. 12:15            PG — Parental guidance
jamin Walker. Abraham Lincoln         a.m.                                  suggested; some material may
wages a secret battle against         “A Funny Thing Happened on            not be suitable for
the undead. (CC) (HD) (R)             the Way to the Forum” ››››            preteens.                          Review
                                                                                                               5 – Poor
(1:45) MAX Mon. 4:20 p.m.;            (1966, Musical Comedy) Zero           PG-13 — Parents cautioned
                                                                                                               55 – Fair
Thu. 1:25 p.m.                        Mostel. In ancient Rome, a            to give special guidance to
“Accidentally in Love” (2010,         clever slave plots a hilarious        children under 13, because
                                                                                                               555 – Good
Drama) Jennie Garth. A car ac-        escape. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM          some material may be
cident changes the lives of a         Thu. 3 p.m.
                                                                                                               5555 – Excellent
                                                                            inappropriate.
                                                                            R — Restricted. Not
single mother and an actor.           “In the Heat of the Night”
(CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Sat.       ›››› (1967, Crime Drama)
5 p.m.                                Sidney Poitier. A Southern sher-
“Ace Ventura: When Nature             iff and a black detective team       great Lou Gehrig. (CC) (NR)         killer. (CC) (R) (2:35) OXY Thu.
Calls” ›› (1995, Comedy) Jim          up on a case. (CC) (NR) (2:00)       (2:15) TCM Wed. 2:45 p.m.           1 p.m.
Carrey. Goofy sleuth seeks a          TCM Sat. 5 p.m.                      “Queen Christina” ››››              “Stand by Me” ›››› (1986,
sacred white bat. (CC) (HD)           “Jaws” ›››› (1975, Horror)           (1933, Romance) Greta Garbo.        Comedy-Drama) Wil Wheaton.
(PG-13) (1:32) HBO Sun. 8:15          Roy Scheider. A man-eating           The 17th-century Swedish            Boy and buddies go on hike to
a.m.                                  shark terrorizes a New England       monarch renounces her throne.
“The Adjustment Bureau” ››                                                                                     find dead body in 1959. (CC)
                                      resort town. (CC) (HD) (PG)          (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 5         (R) (1:29) ENC Tue. 10:35
(2011, Suspense) Matt Damon.          (2:04) AMC Sat. 4:30 p.m., 11        a.m.
A man battles the agents of                                                                                    a.m.; Sat. 1:15 a.m.
                                      p.m.; Sun. 12:30 p.m.                “Rocky” ›››› (1976, Drama)          “Terminator 2: Judgment Day”
Fate to be with the woman he          “The Last Emperor” ››››              Sylvester Stallone. A heavy-
loves. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) E!                                                                                  ›››› (1991, Science Fiction)
                                      (1987, Biography) John Lone.         weight champ gives a club fight-
Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 7 p.m.              Pu Yi is Emperor of China at                                             Arnold Schwarzenegger. Cy-
                                                                           er a title shot. (HD) (PG) (2:00)
“The Adjustment Bureau” ››            age 3. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:34)      ± Mon. 11 a.m.                      borgs battle over a youth who
(2011, Suspense) Matt Damon.          ) Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 2 a.m.           “Sergeant York” ›››› (1941,         holds the key to the future.
A man battles the agents of           “Marat/Sade” ›››› (1967,             War) Gary Cooper. Tennessee         (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) TNT Sat. 9
Fate to be with the woman he          Drama) Ian Richardson. The           pacifist Alvin C. York becomes      a.m.
loves. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:59)       Marquis de Sade directs a per-       a World War I hero. (CC) (NR)       “Titanic” ›››› (1997, Histor-
USA Sat. 2:01 a.m.                    formance in an asylum. (NR)          (2:30) TCM Wed. 12:15 p.m.          ical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio.
“Admission” ›› (2013, Come-                                                                                    A woman falls for an artist
                                      (2:00) TCM Fri. 1:30 a.m.            “The Silence of the Lambs”
dy-Drama) Tina Fey. A college                                                                                  aboard the ill-fated ship. (PG-
admissions officer thinks an          “The Pride of the Yankees”           ›››› (1991, Suspense) Jodie
applicant is her son. (CC) (HD)       ›››› (1942, Biography) Gary          Foster. A mad genius helps an       13) (3:15) BRAVO Thu. 2:58
(PG-13) (1:57) MAX Mon. 2:30          Cooper. The life of baseball         FBI trainee pursue a serial         p.m.; Fri. 8 a.m.
p.m.
“Adventures of Don Juan”
››› (1948, Adventure) Errol           (HD) (R) (1:47) STARZ Fri. 9         (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:20) MAX           movies and flies airplanes. (CC)
Flynn. The Spanish lover uncov-       p.m.; Sat. 3:50 a.m.                 Wed. 6:30 a.m.                      (PG-13) (2:46) ENC Fri. 5:05
                                      “Almighty Thor” ›› (2011, Ac-        “Arachnophobia” ››› (1990,          p.m.

                                                                                                               B
ers a plot to destroy the monar-
chy. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun.        tion) Cody Deal. The young           Suspense) Jeff Daniels. Cou-
3 a.m.                                hero, Thor, protects the Earth.      ple’s new farm has termites
“The Adventures of Sharkboy           (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Thu. 2         and Venezuelan spider. (CC)
                                      a.m., 10 a.m.                        (HD) (PG-13) (1:49) AMC Wed.        “The Bachelor” › (1999, Com-
and Lavagirl” ›› (2005, Ad-                                                                                    edy-Drama) Chris O’Donnell. A
                                      “Always and Forever” (2009,          Noon
venture) Taylor Lautner. Three                                                                                 man has 27 hours to marry in
children try to save a distant
                                      Romance) Dean McDermott.             “Are We Done Yet?” › (2007,
                                      Sparks fly when Grace and            Comedy) Ice Cube. A bizarre         order to inherit $100 million.
planet. (CC) (PG) (1:40) DISN         Michael reunite after 20 years.                                          (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Mon. 9
Sat. 7:20 p.m.; Sun. 11 a.m.                                               contractor complicates a fami-
                                      (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Fri.      ly’s move to the suburbs. (CC)      a.m.
“After Earth” › (2013, Sci-           6 p.m.                                                                   “Back to School” ››› (1986,
ence Fiction) Jaden Smith. A                                               (PG) (1:32) STARZ Sat. 7:10
                                      “Anchorman: The Legend of            a.m.                                Comedy) Rodney Dangerfield.
boy traverses hostile terrain to      Ron Burgundy” ››› (2004,                                                 Campus life is turned upside
recover a rescue beacon. (CC)                                              “Armageddon” › (1998, Sci-
                                      Comedy) Will Ferrell. A 1970s        ence Fiction) Bruce Willis. A       down by an obnoxious tycoon.
(PG-13) (1:39) STARZ Fri. 3:45        newsman feels threatened by a                                            (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:36) AMC
p.m., 11:50 p.m.                                                           hero tries to save Earth from
                                      female employee. (HD) (PG-13)        an asteroid. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)      Tue. 2 p.m.; Wed. 10 a.m.
“The Age of Innocence” ›››            (2:00) TBS Fri. 8 p.m.                                                   “Backdraft” ››› (1991, Ac-
(1993, Drama) Daniel Day-                                                  (2:30) HBO Sun. 10 a.m.
                                      “Another Thin Man” ›››               “Aroused” ›› (2013, Docu-           tion) Kurt Russell. Chicago fire-
Lewis. A lawyer falls under the       (1939, Comedy-Drama) William                                             fighters work overtime to stop
spell of his fiancee’s cousin.                                             mentary) A fine-art photography
                                      Powell. A murderer strikes at        book features adult-film stars.     a mad arsonist. (CC) (HD) (R)
(CC) (PG) (2:30) TCM Tue. 11          an exclusive Long Island es-                                             (2:17) AMC Wed. 2:30 p.m.
p.m.                                                                       (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:13) SHOW
                                      tate. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sat.      Thu. 1:30 a.m.                      “Bad News Bears” ›› (2005,
“Ain’t Them Bodies Saints”            3 p.m.                                                                   Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton. A
››› (2013, Drama) Rooney                                                   “Arthur” ››› (1981, Comedy)
                                      “Antitrust” ›› (2001, Sus-           Dudley Moore. A British butler      former baseball player coaches
Mara. A man takes the blame           pense) Ryan Phillippe. Software                                          misfit Little Leaguers. (CC) (HD)
when his lover shoots and                                                  helps his drunken master
                                      corporation offers a position to     choose love or money. (CC)          (PG-13) (1:53) TMC Sun. 8
wounds a policeman. (CC) (HD)         a computer genius. (CC) (PG-                                             p.m.
(R) (1:45) SHOW Wed. 4 p.m.                                                (PG) (1:37) ENC Tue. 6:20 p.m.
                                      13) (1:47) ENC Tue. 12:10            “Arthur Christmas” ›››              “Bad Teacher” ›› (2011,
“Alex Cross” › (2012, Action)         p.m.                                                                     Comedy) Cameron Diaz. Two
Tyler Perry. A serial killer push-                                         (2011, Comedy) Voices of
                                      “Antwone Fisher” ››› (2002,          James McAvoy. Animated. San-        teachers vie for the affections
es Cross to the edge. (CC) (HD)       Drama) Derek Luke. A therapist                                           of a rich substitute. (HD) (R)
(PG-13) (1:41) SHOW Mon. 4                                                 ta’s youngest son undertakes
                                      helps a troubled sailor confront     an urgent Christmas mission.        (2:33) FX Fri. 8 p.m., 10:33
p.m.                                  his demons. (CC) (PG-13)                                                 p.m.
“Alive Day Memories: Home                                                  (CC) (PG) (1:40) STARZ Mon.
                                      (2:00) STARZ Thu. 1:40 p.m.          7:10 a.m.                           “Ball of Fire” ››› (1941,
From Iraq” (2007, Documen-            “Apartment 1303” (2012, Hor-                                             Comedy) Gary Cooper. A night-
tary) James Gandolfini inter-                                              “As Cool as I Am” › (2013,
                                      ror) Mischa Barton. A woman          Comedy-Drama) Claire Danes. A       club singer helps a scholar re-
views veterans of the Iraq War.       investigates the apparent sui-                                           search American slang. (CC)
(CC) (HD) (NR) (1:00) HBO Thu.                                             whip smart teen comes of age
                                      cide of her sister. (CC) (HD) (R)    in a small town. (CC) (HD) (R)      (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 9 a.m.
5:05 a.m.                             (1:41) SHOW Tue. 6:30 p.m.                                               “The Band Plays On” › (1934,
“All Is Bright” ›› (2013, Com-                                             (1:32) SHOW Sun. 5:10 a.m.;
                                      “Apollo 13” ››› (1995, His-          Tue. 2:30 p.m.                      Drama) Robert Young. Judge
edy) Paul Rudd. Two shady             torical Drama) Tom Hanks.
French-Canadians sell Christ-                                              “The Aviator” ››› (2004, Bi-
                                      Based on the true story of the       ography) Leonardo DiCaprio.
mas trees in New York. (CC)           ill-fated 1970 moon mission.         Howard Hughes produces                  Continued on next page
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hands wayward youths to col-        HBO Thu. 8:45 a.m.                   (2:00) TCM Fri. 10:30 a.m.           a.m.
lege football coach. (CC) (NR)      “The Best Man” ››› (1999,            “Borderline” ›› (1950, Crime         “Bullet to the Head” ››
(1:30) TCM Fri. 4:45 a.m.           Comedy-Drama) Taye Diggs. A          Drama) Fred MacMurray. Under-        (2012, Action) Sylvester Stal-
“B.A.P.S” › (1997, Comedy)          writer meets an old flame at         cover fed and L.A. policewoman       lone. A cop and an assassin
Halle Berry. Georgia waitresses     his friend’s wedding. (CC) (HD)      track Mexican drug ring. (CC)        join forces against a common
find themselves in a posh L.A.      (R) (2:00) TMC Mon. 11 p.m.          (NR) (1:30) TCM Sat. 4 a.m.          enemy. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:31)
mansion. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30)        “The Best Man” ››› (1964,            “Born on the Fourth of July”         HBO Tue. 1:15 a.m.; Sat. 2
BET Sat. 2 p.m.                     Drama) Henry Fonda. Two politi-      ››› (1989, Docudrama) Tom            a.m.
“Barbershop 2: Back in Busi-        cians vie for a former presi-        Cruise. An idealistic Marine re-     “Burlesque” ›› (2010, Dra-
ness” ››› (2004, Comedy)            dent’s endorsement. (CC) (NR)        turns from Vietnam as a para-        ma) Cher. A small-town gal
Ice Cube. A barbershop owner        (2:00) TCM Thu. 5 p.m.               plegic. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:24)         finds her niche at a neobur-
considers selling his establish-    “Big Business” ›› (1988,             SHOW Tue. Midnight; Fri. 2:10        lesque club. (PG-13) (1:56)
ment. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:46)      Comedy) Bette Midler. Two sets       a.m.                                 BRAVO Tue. 2:58 p.m.; Wed.
TMC Mon. 7 p.m.                     of identical twins complicate a      “The Bourne Legacy” ›››              12:32 a.m.
“Basic Instinct” ››› (1992,         corporate maneuver. (CC) (HD)        (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner.        “Burlesque” ›› (2010, Dra-
Suspense) Michael Douglas. An       (PG) (1:37) SHOW Thu. 6:15           Jason Bourne’s actions have          ma) Cher. A small-town gal
erotic writer lures a detective     a.m.                                 consequences for a new agent.        finds her niche at a neobur-
who hunts an ice-pick killer.       “Big Momma’s House 2” ›              (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:15) HBO         lesque club. (PG-13) (2:30)
(CC) (R) (2:07) ENC Sun. 12:05      (2006, Comedy) Martin                Wed. 10 a.m., 5:45 p.m.              OXY Fri. 8 p.m.; Sat. 12:30
a.m.                                Lawrence. An FBI agent repris-       “The Bourne Supremacy” ›››           a.m.

                                                                                                              C
“The Baytown Outlaws” ››            es his disguise, posing as a         (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon.
(2012, Action) Billy Bob Thorn-     heavy nanny. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)       Jason Bourne fights back when
ton. Three infamous brothers        (1:39) HBO Sun. 5:15 p.m.; Fri.      the CIA tries to kill him. (PG-13)
try to do a single good deed.       9:15 a.m.                            (1:48) BRAVO Sat. 8 p.m.,            “Caddyshack” ›› (1980,
(CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) TMC Tue.       “The Big Sky” ››› (1952, Ad-         10:30 p.m.                           Comedy) Chevy Chase. A vulgar
9:40 p.m.                           venture) Kirk Douglas. Explor-       “Boys and Girls” › (2000, Ro-        newcomer clashes with the
“Beaches” ›› (1988, Drama)          ers trek through hazardous           mance-Comedy) Freddie Prinze         country club set. (HD) (R)
Bette Midler. Two women from        Blackfoot territory. (CC) (NR)       Jr. Longtime friends wonder if       (2:00) VH1 Fri. 10 p.m.
different worlds, best friends      (2:30) TCM Sat. 8:45 a.m.            they should date each other.         “Can’t Hardly Wait” ››
for life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)         “Bigfoot” (2012, Suspense)           (CC) (PG-13) (1:34) ENC Mon.         (1998, Comedy) Jennifer Love
(2:03) TMC Sun. 10:30 a.m.          Danny Bonaduce. Two rivals try       2:50 p.m.                            Hewitt. High-school seniors
“Because of Winn-Dixie” ››          to capture the legendary crea-       “Boyz N the Hood” ›››                flock to a wild graduation party.
(2005, Drama) AnnaSophia            ture. (HD) (NR) (1:59) SYFY          (1991, Drama) Larry Fishburne.       (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Sat. 8
Robb. An adopted dog changes        Sat. 2:01 a.m.                       Three boys become men in a           a.m., 2 p.m.
a lonely girl’s life. (CC) (HD)     “Bio-Dome” › (1996, Comedy)          tough L.A. neighborhood. (HD)        “Cape Fear” ››› (1991, Sus-
(PG) (1:45) HBO Tue. 6:35 a.m.      Pauly Shore. Idiot collegians        (R) (2:30) VH1 Thu. 9 p.m.; Fri.     pense) Robert De Niro. An ex-
“Beethoven” ›› (1992, Come-         bumble into experimental             11 a.m.                              convict takes revenge on the
dy) Charles Grodin. An evil vet-    ecosystem. (CC) (PG-13) (1:35)       “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” ›››          lawyer who betrayed him. (CC)
erinarian kidnaps a lovable         ENC Sat. 4:40 a.m.                   (1992, Horror) Gary Oldman.          (R) (2:08) ENC Thu. 4 p.m.
Saint Bernard. (CC) (HD) (PG)       “Black Sheep” › (1996, Com-          Francis Ford Coppola’s adapta-       “Captain America: The First
(1:28) AMC Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu.        edy) Chris Farley. A lovable lout    tion of the vampire classic.         Avenger” ››› (2011, Action)
1 p.m.                              threatens his brother’s political    (CC) (R) (2:30) WGN-A Wed.           Chris Evans. Capt. America bat-
“Beethoven’s 2nd” ›› (1993,         ambitions. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)         4:30 p.m.                            tles the evil HYDRA organiza-
Comedy) Charles Grodin. A           (2:00) COM Sat. 12:58 p.m.;          “Breakin’ All the Rules” ››          tion. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX
greedy owner tries to abduct a      Sun. 11:59 a.m.                      (2004, Romance-Comedy)               Sat. 4:30 p.m.; Sun. 2:30 p.m.
St. Bernard’s litter. (CC) (HD)     “Blackthorn” ››› (2011,              Jamie Foxx. A man writes a           “Carousel” ››› (1956, Musi-
(PG) (1:28) AMC Wed. 10 p.m.;       Western) Sam Shepard. The            successful how-to book on            cal) Gordon MacRae. A carny
Thu. 2 a.m.                         outlaw formerly known as Butch       breakups. (CC) (PG-13) (1:25)        dies during a robbery to provide
“Before Dawn” › (1933, Mys-         Cassidy has a final adventure.       ENC Wed. 9:30 a.m.                   for his family. (CC) (NR) (2:15)
tery) Stuart Erwin. A detective     (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) TMC Wed.        “The Bride Came C.O.D.” ›››          TCM Mon. 7:45 p.m.
and a mystic try to solve a         6:10 p.m.                            (1941, Comedy) James Cagney.         “Cars 2” ›› (2011, Comedy)
triple murder. (NR) (1:15) TCM      “Blade” ›› (1998, Horror)            Texas tycoon pays pilot to fly       Voices of Owen Wilson. Animat-
Fri. 3:30 a.m.                      Wesley Snipes. A vampire             daughter out of marriage. (CC)       ed. Lightning McQueen and
“A Beginner’s Guide to End-         hunter does battle with a vi-        (NR) (1:45) TCM Mon. 4:45            Mater go overseas for a compe-
ings” (2010, Comedy-Drama)          cious bloodsucker. (CC) (R)          a.m.                                 tition. (HD) (G) (2:23) FAM Sat.
Scott Caan. Three brothers try      (2:00) ENC Sat. 8 p.m.               “Bridesmaids” ››› (2011,             3:30 p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m.
to reverse a lifetime of mis-       “Blade: Trinity” ›› (2004,           Comedy) Kristen Wiig. A maid         “The Cars That Ate Paris”
takes. (CC) (HD) (R) TMC Thu.       Horror) Wesley Snipes. Blade         of honor’s life unravels as the      ››› (1974, Horror) Terry
6:50 a.m.                           and a pair of vampire slayers        big day approaches. (CC) (HD)        Camilleri. Australian teens
“Behind Enemy Lines” ››             battle Dracula. (CC) (R) (1:54)      (R) (2:30) USA Wed. 8 p.m., 11       wreck town with gaudy cars.
(2001, Action) Owen Wilson. An      ENC Thu. 8 p.m.                      p.m.                                 (PG) (1:45) TCM Fri. 9 p.m.
American flight navigator is        “Blazing Saddles” ››› (1974,         “Bringing Up Bobby” › (2011,         “Casting By” (2012, Documen-
stranded in war-torn Bosnia.        Comedy) Cleavon Little. Gucci-       Comedy-Drama) Milla Jovovich.        tary) Casting directors have
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:46) AMC        saddlebagged Sheriff Bart            A woman’s criminal past catch-       shaped Hollywood’s past 50
Sun. 2 a.m., 10:02 a.m.             teams up with the drunken            es up to her. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)      years. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:29)
“Belle of the Yukon” ››             Waco Kid. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33)       (1:35) TMC Tue. 12:40 p.m.;          HBO Tue. 8:30 a.m.
(1944, Musical) Randolph            AMC Mon. 6 p.m.; Tue. Mid-           Wed. 4:30 a.m.                       “Catwoman” › (2004, Action)
Scott. A casino owner faces         night                                “Broadway Idiot: Green Day on        Halle Berry. A shy artist ac-
competition from a dishonest ri-    “Blue Caprice” ››› (2013,            Broadway” ›› (2013, Docu-            quires feline strength and agili-
val. (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 12:30     Crime Drama) Isaiah Washing-         mentary) Green Day’s “Ameri-         ty. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY
p.m.                                ton. A man trains a teenager         can Idiot” becomes a Broadway        Tue. 11:30 p.m.; Wed. 4 p.m.
“Beloved” ›› (1998, Histori-        and turns him into a deadly          musical. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:21)       “CBGB” (2013, Docudrama)
cal Drama) Oprah Winfrey. A for-    sniper. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33)         SHOW Thu. 8 p.m.                     Alan Rickman. The New York
mer slave is visited by a           TMC Fri. 10 p.m.                     “The Brothers Bloom” ››              club becomes the birthplace of
strange young woman in 1873.        “Boat Trip” › (2003, Comedy)         (2008, Comedy-Drama) Rachel          punk music. (CC) (HD) (R)
(CC) (HD) (R) (2:52) TMC Tue.       Cuba Gooding Jr. Straight pals       Weisz. Con artists pick a quirky     (1:41) STARZ Sat. 3:20 p.m.;
1 a.m.                              unwittingly set sail on an all-gay   heiress for their last hustle.       Sun. Midnight, 12:35 p.m.;
“The Benchwarmers” › (2006,         cruise. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34)         (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:49) TMC         Wed. 11:50 a.m., 10 p.m.
Comedy) David Spade. A mil-         SHOW Sun. 12:10 p.m.; Wed.           Thu. 8 p.m.                          “Chain Letter” ›› (2010, Hor-
lionaire helps three nerdy pals     12:30 p.m.                           “Budz House” (2012, Comedy)          ror) Nikki Reed. Teens who fail
form a baseball team. (HD)          “Boogeyman” ›› (2005, Hor-           Wesley Jonathan. Stoner pals         to forward a chain e-mail meet
(PG-13) (2:00) FX Mon. 1:30         ror) Barry Watson. A man con-        hit the jackpot with a big bag of    grisly ends. (HD) (R) (2:00)
p.m.; Tue. 7:30 a.m.; Sat. 1:03     fronts terrifying visions in his     weed. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24) TMC       SYFY Mon. 3 a.m., 1 p.m.
a.m.                                childhood home. (CC) (PG-13)         Tue. 4 a.m.                          “The Change-Up” ›› (2011,
“The Best Exotic Marigold Ho-       (1:26) ENC Sun. 7:20 a.m.            “Buffalo Dreams” ›› (2005,           Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. An
tel” ››› (2011, Comedy-Dra-         “Boom Town” ››› (1940, Ad-           Drama) Reiley McClendon.             overworked lawyer and his
ma) Judi Dench. British retirees    venture) Clark Gable. Two wild-      Navajo and Caucasian youths
move into a dilapidated hotel in    catters attempt to create a          must bridge a cultural gap. (CC)
India. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:04)     Texas oil empire. (CC) (NR)          (HD) (1:40) DISN Sun. 2:30               Continued on next page
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carefree buddy switch bodies.        lords invade 1980s Miami. (R)        (CC) (HD) (1:36) TMC Tue.          becomes an unlikely ambassa-
(HD) (R) (2:00) TBS Fri. 10          (2:00) CNBC Sun. 5 p.m., 9           11:15 a.m.                         dor of goodwill. (CC) (PG) (1:52)
p.m.                                 p.m.                                 “Crooklyn” ›› (1994, Drama)        ENC Wed. 4:10 a.m.
“Charlotte’s Web” ›››                “Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’        Alfre Woodard. Family deals        “Death at a Funeral” ››
(2006, Drama) Voices of Julia        With the Godmother” ›››              with life in 1970s Brooklyn.       (2010, Comedy) Keith David.
Roberts. A spider saves a            (2008, Documentary) Drug             (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:52) TMC       Rival siblings learn a shocking
young pig’s bacon. (CC) (HD)         lords Charles Cosby and Grisel-      Sun. 8:30 a.m., 4 p.m.; Sat.       secret about their late patri-
(G) (2:00) NICK Sun. 8 p.m.          da Blanco become friends. (NR)       5:35 a.m.                          arch. (HD) (R) (2:00) FX Fri. 3
“The Chase” ›› (1994, Ac-            (1:00) CNBC Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon.        “Cruel Intentions” ›› (1999,       p.m.; Sat. 3:02 a.m.
tion) Charlie Sheen. An es-          Midnight                             Drama) Sarah Michelle Gellar.      “Death Clique” (2014, Crime
caped con and his obliging           “Cockneys vs Zombies” ››             Teens pass the time playing        Drama) Lexi Ainsworth. A rivalry
hostage head for Mexico. (CC)        (2012, Comedy) Michelle Ryan.        wicked games of seduction.         among three teens leads to an
(PG-13) (1:28) ENC Wed. 4:40         A group of east-enders fight         (CC) (HD) (R) (1:35) MAX Fri.      act of violence. (CC) (HD) (NR)
p.m.                                 their way out of zombie-infested     1:20 a.m.                          (2:00) LIFE Sat. 6 p.m.
“Children on Their Birthdays”        London. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:28)        “The Cursed” (2010, Sus-           “Deceived” ››› (1991, Sus-
›› (2002, Drama) Joe Pichler.        TMC Sat. 10:30 p.m.; Sun.            pense) Costas Mandylor. Super-     pense) Goldie Hawn. An art ex-
A 13-year-old develops his first     1:30 a.m.                            natural events plague a small      pert searches for her hus-
crush. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:42)         “Cocktail” ›› (1988, Ro-             Tennessee town. (HD) (NR)          band’s true identity. (CC) (HD)
TMC Tue. 5:30 a.m.                   mance) Tom Cruise. An arro-          (2:00) SYFY Fri. 3:30 a.m.         (PG-13) (1:43) TMC Wed. 6:05

                                                                          D
“The Children’s Hour” ›››            gant young bartender uses his                                           a.m.
(1961, Drama) Audrey Hep-            charm and good looks. (CC)                                              “Deliver Us From Eva” ››
burn. A schoolgirl ruins her two     (HD) (R) (1:44) TMC Mon. 1:05                                           (2003, Romance-Comedy) LL
headmistresses with a scan-          p.m.; Thu. 4:35 p.m.                 “Dance Flick” ›› (2009, Com-       Cool J. A legendary Lothario is
dalous lie. (CC) (NR) (2:00)         “Coffee Town” ›› (2013,              edy) Shoshana Bush. A street-      hired to romance a meddling
TCM Tue. 5 p.m.                      Comedy) Glenn Howerton. A            smart teen helps a classmate       woman. (CC) (R) (2:30) BET
“Chloe” ›› (2009, Drama) Ju-         website manager uses a cafe          become a dancing queen. (HD)       Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun. 4 p.m.
lianne Moore. A woman sets a         as his office. (CC) (HD) (NR)        (PG-13) (2:00) VH1 Tue. 6          “Derailed” › (2002, Action)
trap for her possibly unfaithful     (1:28) MAX Thu. 8 a.m.               p.m.; Wed. 11 a.m.                 Jean-Claude Van Damme. A
husband. (CC) (R) (1:36)             “Cold Mountain” ››› (2003,           “Dark Horse” ››› (2011, Dra-       NATO operative battles terror-
STARZ Tue. 1:05 a.m.; Fri.           Drama) Jude Law. A Confeder-         ma) Justin Bartha. An under-       ists aboard a train. (CC) (R)
12:35 a.m.                           ate soldier tries to reach his       achiever and a depressed           (1:29) TMC Sat. 1:40 p.m.
“Chuck & Buck” ››› (2000,            sweetheart. (CC) (R) (2:35)          woman begin a romance. (CC)        “Desperately Seeking Susan”
Comedy-Drama) Mike White. An         STARZ Sat. 5:40 a.m.                 (HD) (NR) (1:25) SHOW Thu.         ›› (1985, Comedy) Rosanna
odd young man has an extreme         “The Colony” (2013, Sus-             2:15 p.m.                          Arquette. A housewife loses her
fixation on a childhood pal.         pense) Laurence Fishburne.           “Dark Shadows” ›› (2012,           memory and adopts a new-
(CC) (HD) (R) (1:39) TMC Thu.        Survivors of an ice age try to       Comedy) Johnny Depp. Vampire       wave persona. (CC) (PG-13)
10 p.m.; Fri. 5:30 a.m.              reach another outpost. (CC)          Barnabas Collins emerges in        (2:00) 4 Sun. 4 p.m.
“The Cincinnati Kid” ›››             (NR) (1:33) STARZ Mon. 3:20          1972 Maine. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)      “Desperately Seeking Susan”
(1965, Drama) Steve McQueen.         a.m.; Fri. 2:15 a.m.                 (1:52) MAX Sat. 9:55 a.m.;         ›› (1985, Comedy) Rosanna
1930s upstart has New Or-            “Color of Night” ›› (1994,           Tue. 10 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m.          Arquette. A housewife loses her
leans marathon with stud-poker       Suspense) Bruce Willis. A            “Dark Skies” ›› (2013, Sci-        memory and adopts a new-
king. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sat.      man’s life is threatened while       ence Fiction) Keri Russell.        wave persona. (CC) (PG-13)
9:15 p.m.                            solving a friend’s murder. (CC)      Aliens mark a human family for     (1:44) ENC Mon. 10:30 a.m.;
“Circle of Friends” ›››              (HD) (R) (2:01) TMC Mon. 1:30        future abduction. (CC) (HD) (PG-   Fri. 8 a.m.
(1995, Drama) Chris O’Donnell.       a.m.                                 13) (1:37) SHOW Fri. 4:05          “Detroit Rock City” ›› (1999,
Three Irish girlfriends attend       “The Cookout 2” (2011, Come-         p.m.; Sat. 5:45 a.m.               Comedy) Edward Furlong. Four
college in 1957 Dublin. (CC)         dy) Quran Pender. A man kid-         “Darkness” › (2002, Horror)        teenagers stop at nothing for
(HD) (PG-13) (1:36) TMC Mon.         naps and blackmails an athlete       Anna Paquin. A teen investi-       KISS tickets. (CC) (R) (1:35)
8:20 a.m.                            and his family. (CC) (HD) (NR)       gates strange occurrences in       ENC Sun. 4 a.m.
“Cirque du Freak: The Vam-           (2:00) BET Fri. 2 a.m.               her family’s home. (CC) (PG-13)    “Diary of a Mad Black
pire’s Assistant” ›› (2009,          “Cool Runnings” ››› (1993,           (1:28) STARZ Thu. 4:25 a.m.        Woman” ›› (2005, Comedy-
Fantasy) John C. Reilly. A           Comedy-Drama) Leon. Based            “Date Movie” › (2006, Ro-          Drama) Kimberly Elise. A
sideshow vampire turns a             on the true story of Jamaica’s       mance-Comedy) Alyson Hanni-        woman starts over after her
teenager into one of the un-         1988 bobsled team. (CC) (HD)         gan. A hopeless romantic faces     husband leaves her. (CC) (HD)
dead. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY       (PG) (1:37) SHOW Wed. 9 a.m.         many obstacles in her              (PG-13) (1:56) TMC Mon. 9
Thu. 7 p.m.                          “The Country Bears” ››               courtship. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)       p.m.
“Cleanskin” (2012, Suspense)         (2002, Comedy) Christopher           (1:22) HBO Thu. 3 p.m.             “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog
Sean Bean. Ewen has to track         Walken. A talking bear tries to      “A Daughter’s Nightmare”           Days” ›› (2012, Comedy)
down and eliminate a suicide         reunite his favorite rock band.      (2014, Suspense) Emily Os-         Zachary Gordon. Greg’s sum-
bomber. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:48)        (CC) (HD) (G) (1:28) TMC Mon.        ment. A student suspects that      mer plans go awry. (CC) (HD)
HBO Fri. 1:40 a.m.                   5:15 a.m.                            a nurse may harm her widowed       (PG) (1:34) HBO Tue. 2:15 p.m.
“Closer” ››› (2004, Drama)           “Courage Under Fire” ›››             mother. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00)      “Dick Tracy” ››› (1990,
Julia Roberts. Four people grap-     (1996, Drama) Denzel Washing-        LIFE Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 12:02       Crime Drama) Warren Beatty.
ple with love and betrayal. (CC)     ton. Officer reviews medal can-      a.m., 7 p.m., 11:02 p.m.           Comic-strip detective vs. gang-
(R) (1:41) ENC Sun. 2:15 a.m.        didacy of female helicopter pi-      “David E. Talbert’s Suddenly       sters and Breathless Mahoney.
“Cloud Atlas” ›› (2012, Dra-         lot. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) HBO        Single” (2012, Drama) Isaiah       (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:50) SHOW
ma) Tom Hanks. Actions in one        Wed. 1:30 a.m.                       Washington. Samantha has to        Tue. 8 a.m.
time ripple across the cen-          “The Courtship of Eddie’s Fa-        move on after her husband sud-     “Die Hard With a Vengeance”
turies. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:52)         ther” ››› (1963, Comedy-Dra-         denly leaves. (CC) (HD) (NR)       ››› (1995, Action) Bruce
MAX Tue. 6:10 a.m.                   ma) Glenn Ford. A widower’s 6-       (2:30) BET Sun. 11 a.m.            Willis. A New York cop must
“Cloudy With a Chance of             year-old son tries to find him       “Dead Man on Campus” ››            stop a mad bomber’s game of
Meatballs” ››› (2009, Come-          the right kind of wife. (CC) (NR)    (1998, Comedy) Tom Everett         revenge. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:08)
dy) Voices of Bill Hader. Animat-    (2:15) TCM Mon. 10 p.m.              Scott. Two college roommates       AMC Sat. 1:30 p.m.
ed. An inventor finds a way to       “Crack-Up” ››› (1946, Mys-           must raise their grade point av-   “The Dilemma” ›› (2011,
convert water into food. (HD)        tery) Pat O’Brien. Plotters try to   erage. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33)        Comedy) Vince Vaughn. A man
(PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 1:30 p.m.       drive art-forgery expert mad.        MAX Sat. 3:50 a.m.                 sees his best friend’s wife out
“C’mon Man” (2012, Comedy)           (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 5:30       “Dead Man Running” (2009,          with another guy. (PG-13) (2:35)
Tony Rock. Jeff creates new          a.m.                                 Action) Danny Dyer. Nick has       OXY Thu. 7:45 p.m.; Fri. 12:25
material and tries to make it        “Crash” ››› (2004, Drama)            24 hours to pay back a loan        a.m.
big again. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41)      Sandra Bullock. Racial tensions      shark. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32)        “Dinner for Schmucks” ››
TMC Wed. 2:45 a.m.                   collide among Los Angeles resi-      TMC Thu. 3 p.m.                    (2010, Comedy) Steve Carell.
“Coach Carter” ››› (2005,            dents. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52)          “Dead Poets Society” ›››           Comic misadventures follow a
Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. A          SHOW Tue. 8:05 p.m.; Sat.            (1989, Drama) Robin Williams.      man’s encounter with a buf-
high-school basketball coach         3:45 a.m.                            An unorthodox teacher inspires     foon. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) E!
pushes his team to excel. (CC)       “The Crooked E: The Unshred-         his prep-school students. (CC)     Thu. 1 a.m., 9:30 a.m.
(HD) (PG-13) (2:16) TMC Mon.         ded Truth About Enron” ››            (HD) (PG) (2:08) SHOW Mon.         “Dirty Dancing: Havana
4:30 p.m.                            (2003, Docudrama) Christian          6:05 a.m.; Thu. 9:45 a.m.
“Cocaine Cowboys” ›››                Kane. Enron Corp. files for          “Dear God” ›› (1996, Come-
(2006, Documentary) Drug             bankruptcy after a scandal.          dy) Greg Kinnear. A con artist        Continued on next page
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Nights” ›› (2004, Romance)            “Envy” › (2004, Comedy) Ben         his lawyer take a drug-induced      wild westward journey. (CC)
Diego Luna. Love blossoms be-         Stiller. A man becomes jealous      road trip. (CC) (R) (1:59) ENC      (PG) (2:02) AMC Fri. 9:30 a.m.
tween a Cuban and an Ameri-           of his wealthy friend. (HD) (PG-    Mon. 2:25 a.m.                      “A Funny Thing Happened on
can teen. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)           13) (2:00) TBS Fri. 2 a.m.          “50 First Dates” ›› (2004,          the Way to the Forum” ››››
(1:26) TMC Sat. 8:35 a.m.; Fri.       “Epic” ›› (2013, Adventure)         Romance-Comedy) Adam San-           (1966, Musical Comedy) Zero
8:45 a.m.                             Voices of Colin Farrell. Animat-    dler. A man falls for a woman       Mostel. In ancient Rome, a
“The Ditchdigger’s Daughters”         ed. A teenager is magically         who has short-term memory           clever slave plots a hilarious
(1997, Docudrama) Carl                transported to a secret realm.      loss. (CC) (PG-13) (1:36) ENC       escape. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM
Lumbly. A poor man teaches                                                Sat. 10 a.m., 6:15 p.m.             Thu. 3 p.m.

                                                                                                              G
                                      (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:43) MAX
his daughters to strive for suc-      Sun. 9:20 a.m.                      “The 51st State” ›› (2001,
cess. (CC) (2:30) BET Sun.            “Eragon” ›› (2006, Fantasy)         Action) Samuel L. Jackson. A
1:30 p.m.; Mon. 11 a.m.               Ed Speleers. A dragon’s egg         chemist goes to England for
“Django Unchained” ›››                leads a farm boy to his destiny.    one last deal before retiring.      “Galaxy Quest” ››› (1999,
(2012, Western) Jamie Foxx. An        (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:43) AMC Fri.      (CC) (R) (1:32) ENC Tue. 9:45       Comedy) Tim Allen. Aliens kid-
ex-slave and a German bounty          11:31 p.m.                          p.m.                                nap actors from an old sci-fi TV
hunter roam America’s South.          “Eurotrip” ›› (2004, Comedy)        “Final Destination 2” ››            series. (HD) (PG) (2:28) COM
(CC) (HD) (R) (2:45) SHOW Fri.        Scott Mechlowicz. A teen and        (2003, Horror) Ali Larter. Grisly   Sat. 8:30 a.m.; Sun. 9:43 a.m.
8 p.m.                                his friends have misadventures      fates await the survivors of a      “Getaway” › (2013, Action)
“D.O.A.” ››› (1949, Crime             in Europe. (HD) (R) (1:45) TBS      highway calamity. (HD) (R)          Ethan Hawke. A former race-car
Drama) Edmond O’Brien. A man          Sun. 4:15 p.m.; Mon. 2:30           (2:00) SYFY Sat. 11 p.m.; Sun.      driver must save his kidnapped
finds he has been given a slow-       a.m.                                5 p.m.                              wife. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:29)
acting poison. (CC) (NR) (1:30)       “Every Day” ›› (2010, Come-         “Finding Forrester” ›››             MAX Sat. 2:45 p.m.; Sun. 1:15
TCM Mon. 3:30 p.m.                    dy-Drama) Liev Schreiber. A         (2000, Drama) Sean Connery.         a.m.; Fri. 7 p.m.
“Doll Squad” › (1973, Action)         man grapples with family and        A reclusive writer nurtures a       “Ghost Rider: Spirit of
Michael Ansara. Female assas-         professional crises. (CC) (HD)      Bronx youth’s gift for words.       Vengeance” › (2012, Action)
ins thwart a madman’s world           (R) (1:33) TMC Fri. 7:10 a.m.       (CC) (PG-13) (2:13) STARZ           Nicolas Cage. A secret sect
domination plans. (PG) (1:35)         “Everybody’s Fine” ›› (2009,        Sun. 2:50 a.m.; Wed. 5:40           hires Johnny Blaze to save a
TCM Sat. 11:15 p.m.                   Comedy-Drama) Robert De             a.m.                                boy from Satan. (HD) (PG-13)
“The Doors” ››› (1991, Biog-          Niro. A widower wants to recon-     “First Sunday” ›› (2008,            (2:00) FX Sat. 2:30 p.m.; Sun.
raphy) Val Kilmer. Jim Morrison       nect with his grown children.       Comedy) Ice Cube. Two bum-          12:30 p.m.
forms a band and turns tragic         (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Fri. 1       bling thieves’ plan to rob a        “Girl Crazy” ›› (1943, Musi-
1960s rock star. (CC) (HD) (R)        p.m.                                church goes awry. (CC) (HD)         cal Comedy) Mickey Rooney.
(2:15) ENC Mon. 11:30 p.m.            “Evil Dead” ›› (2013, Horror)       (PG-13) (2:00) COM Thu. 11:54       Playboy eyes dean’s grand-
“The Double” › (2011, Action)         Jane Levy. Friends unwittingly      a.m.                                daughter at male mining
Richard Gere. A senator’s mur-        awaken an ancient demon. (CC)       “Foolproof” ›› (2003, Sus-          school. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM
der brings a CIA agent out of         (R) (1:31) STARZ Wed. 1:40          pense) Ryan Reynolds. A crimi-      Thu. 4:30 a.m.
retirement. (Subtitled-English)       a.m.                                nal blackmails young people to      “The Glenn Miller Story” ›››
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) TMC          “Exit to Eden” › (1994, Come-       commit robbery. (CC) (HD) (R)       (1953, Biography) James Stew-
Tue. 8 p.m.; Fri. 4:05 p.m.           dy) Dana Delany. A photogra-        (1:30) TMC Mon. 11:30 a.m.;         art. Based on the life of the
“Down Periscope” ›› (1996,            pher is tracked to an island of     Thu. 8:25 a.m.                      beloved big-band leader. (CC)
Comedy) Kelsey Grammer. Navy          sexual fantasies. (CC) (HD) (R)     “Fool’s Gold” › (2008, Action)      (G) (2:15) TCM Wed. 5 p.m.
admiral stacks deck against be-       (1:53) MAX Wed. 12:50 a.m.          Matthew McConaughey. A              “Gnomeo and Juliet” ››
leaguered sub commander.              “Expecting Mary” (2010, Com-        treasure-hunting pair embarks       (2011, Comedy) Voices of
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:32) ENC          edy-Drama) Elliott Gould. A         on a last quest for booty. (CC)     James McAvoy. Animated. Star-
Sat. 8:20 a.m.                        pregnant teenager runs away         (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE Thu. 8     crossed lovers emerge in a
“Down to Earth” › (2001,              from home. (HD) (PG) (2:00)         p.m.; Fri. 12:02 a.m.               land of garden gnomes. (HD)
Comedy) Chris Rock. A black           TBS Wed. 2 a.m.                     “For Love or Money” ››              (G) (1:50) FAM Sun. 1:10 p.m.

                                      F
comic is reincarnated in the                                              (1993, Romance-Comedy)              “God Bless Ozzy Osbourne”
body of a white tycoon. (HD)                                              Michael J. Fox. A concierge         ›› (2010, Documentary) The
(PG-13) (2:00) FX Mon. 7 a.m.                                             must chaperon a potential in-       rocker battles substance abuse
“Dream House” › (2011, Sus-           “Fantastic Four” ›› (2005,          vestor’s mistress. (CC) (HD)        and finds sobriety. (CC) (HD)
pense) Daniel Craig. A family’s       Action) Ioan Gruffudd. Cosmic       (PG) (1:34) SHOW Thu. 8 a.m.        (NR) (1:31) SHOW Wed. 2:25
new home was once the scene           radiation grants four people un-    “Forget Paris” ››› (1995,           a.m.
of gruesome murders. (CC)             usual powers. (CC) (HD) (PG-        Romance-Comedy) Billy Crystal.      “Going the Distance” ››
(HD) (PG-13) (1:32) MAX Sun.          13) (1:46) MAX Mon. 8:15            A man tells his fiancee about       (2010, Romance-Comedy) Drew
7:45 a.m.; Wed. 2:25 p.m.             p.m.; Fri. 9:30 a.m.; Sat. 1:25     his friends’ stormy marriage.       Barrymore. Lovers try to main-
“Dreamer: Inspired by a True          a.m.                                (CC) (PG-13) (1:41) ENC Sun.        tain a bicoastal romance. (HD)
Story” ››› (2005, Drama)              “A Farewell to Arms” ›››            5:35 a.m.                           (R) (2:00) TBS Sat. 1 a.m.
Kurt Russell. A horse trainer         (1932, Romance) Helen Hayes.        “42” ››› (2013, Biography)          “Gone” ›› (2012, Suspense)
and his daughter nurse an in-         A U.S. ambulance driver loves       Chadwick Boseman. Jackie            Amanda Seyfried. A young
jured filly. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:38)    an English nurse in World War I     Robinson breaks baseball’s col-     woman goes in search of her
MAX Mon. 7:20 a.m.                    Italy. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM         or barrier. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)       kidnapped sister. (CC) (HD) (PG-
“Drillbit Taylor” ›› (2008,           Wed. 3:15 a.m.                      (2:08) MAX Tue. 5:50 p.m.           13) (1:35) SHOW Sun. 10:35
Comedy) Owen Wilson. Three            “The Fast and the Furious” ››       “Foul Play” ››› (1978, Sus-         a.m.; Fri. 6 a.m., 2:30 p.m.
friends hire a beach bum to           (2001, Action) Vin Diesel. An       pense) Goldie Hawn. An inno-        “Gone in Sixty Seconds” ›
protect them from a bully. (CC)       undercover cop infiltrates the      cent woman is drawn into a          (2000, Action) Nicolas Cage. A
(HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM Wed.          world of street racing. (PG-13)     plot to kill the pope. (CC) (PG)    retired thief must steal 50 cars
11:54 a.m.                            (1:47) BRAVO Fri. 8 p.m.,           (2:00) 4 Sat. 1 p.m.

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                                                                                                              to save his brother. (PG-13)
                                      10:30 p.m.                          “Frankenweenie” ››› (2012,          (1:57) BRAVO Sat. 5:30 p.m.;
                                      “Faster” ›› (2010, Action)          Comedy) Voices of Catherine         Sun. 1 a.m.
                                      Dwayne Johnson. An ex-con be-       O’Hara. Animated. A boy brings      “The Good Life” (2012, Drama)
“8 Mile” ››› (2002, Drama)            gins a race against time to         his dead dog back to life. (CC)     Tangi Miller. Marianne and
Eminem. A Detroit man tries to        avenge his brother’s murder.        (PG) (1:27) STARZ Tue. 6:25         Jacques begin to sacrifice their
achieve success as a rapper.          (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) USA Sun.       a.m.                                vows. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:30)
(CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) MAX Mon.         12:01 a.m.                          “Freaky Friday” ››› (2003,          BET Tue. 11 a.m.; Wed. 2 a.m.
9:15 a.m.; Thu. 8 p.m.                “Father Is a Bachelor” ››           Comedy) Jamie Lee Curtis. A         “Goon” ››› (2011, Comedy)
“Elmer Gantry” ›››› (1960,            (1950, Musical Comedy)              woman and her daughter magi-        Seann William Scott. A bouncer
Drama) Burt Lancaster. A con          William Holden. A man traveling     cally exchange bodies. (CC)         lands a spot on a minor-league
man joins an evangelist sister        with a medicine show adopts         (PG) (2:05) OXY Sat. 6:10           hockey team. (CC) (HD) (R)
in the 1920s Midwest. (CC)            five children. (CC) (NR) (1:30)     p.m.; Sun. 12:25 a.m.               (1:31) TMC Wed. 1:10 a.m.
(NR) (2:45) TCM Tue. 12:15            TCM Fri. 9 a.m.                     “Fright Night” ››› (2011,           “The Gorgeous Hussy” ››
a.m.                                  “The FBI Story” ››› (1959,          Horror) Anton Yelchin. A teenag-    (1936, Historical Drama) Joan
“Elysium” ››› (2013, Sci-             Crime Drama) James Stewart.         er discovers that his new neigh-    Crawford. President Jackson
ence Fiction) Matt Damon. In          The FBI’s history is reflected in   bor is a vampire. (HD) (R)          defends innkeeper’s amorous
2159, the wealthy live aboard a       a devoted agent’s career. (NR)      (2:30) SYFY Thu. 9 p.m.; Fri. 5     daughter. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM
luxurious space station. (CC)         (2:30) TCM Mon. 1 p.m.              p.m.                                Wed. 1:30 a.m.
(R) (1:49) STARZ Wed. 7:05            “Fear and Loathing in Las Ve-       “The Frisco Kid” ›› (1979,
p.m.; Thu. 2:30 a.m., 11:50           gas” › (1998, Comedy-Drama)         Western) Gene Wilder. A cow-
a.m.                                  Johnny Depp. A journalist and       boy escorts a Polish rabbi on a         Continued on next page
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“Gotta Kick It Up” ›› (2002,         life. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:36)        “Hotel for Dogs” ›› (2009,          a mythical cure for a sultan’s
Drama) Susan Egan. A teacher         SHOW Wed. 7:15 a.m.                Comedy) Emma Roberts. Sib-          dying son. (HD) (NR) (2:00)
motivates a Latina dance team.       “Here Comes the Boom” ››           lings transform an abandoned        SYFY Thu. 8 a.m.
(CC) (HD) (1:35) DISN Sat.           (2012, Comedy) Kevin James.        hotel into a haven for homeless     “The Impossible” ››› (2012,
2:30 a.m.                            A teacher moonlights as a          dogs. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM          Drama) Naomi Watts. A vaca-
“Green Lantern” ›› (2011,            mixed martial arts fighter. (CC)   Sat. 7 a.m.                         tioning family is caught in the
Action) Ryan Reynolds. A test        (PG) (1:44) ENC Fri. 6:10 a.m.,    “House of Bones” (2010, Hor-        2004 Thailand tsunami. (CC)
pilot joins a band of intergalac-    1:40 p.m., 9:50 p.m.               ror) Charisma Carpenter. Mem-       (HD) (PG-13) (1:43) TMC Fri. 8
tic warriors. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30)    “Hereafter” ›› (2010, Drama)       bers of a reality TV show inves-    p.m.
FX Sat. 9:30 a.m.; Sun. 7:30         Matt Damon. Death touches          tigate a haunted house. (HD)        “In My Dreams” ›› (2014,
a.m.                                 three people in different ways.    (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 11 a.m.       Romance) Katharine McPhee.
“Groundhog Day” ››› (1993,           (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) FX Fri. 10     “House of Wax” ›› (2005,            Two people must turn their ro-
Romance-Comedy) Bill Murray.         a.m.                               Horror) Elisha Cuthbert. Mur-       mantic dreams into reality. (CC)
A TV weatherman’s day keeps          “He’s Mine Not Yours” (2011,       derous twins entomb their vic-      (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 3 p.m.;
repeating. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:43)     Romance-Comedy) Caryn Ward.        tims in wax. (CC) (HD) (R)          Sun. Noon, 9 p.m.
AMC Wed. 1 a.m., 5:30 p.m.           A woman hires a temptress to       (1:47) MAX Sat. 4:20 p.m.; Fri.     “In the Heat of the Night”
“Grown Ups 2” › (2013, Com-          test her lover’s fidelity. (CC)    1 p.m.                              ›››› (1967, Crime Drama)
edy) Adam Sandler. Lenny Fed-        (HD) (NR) (3:00) BET Mon.          “House Party” ››› (1990,            Sidney Poitier. A Southern sher-
er and his family relocate back      1:30 p.m.                          Musical Comedy) Kid ’N Play.        iff and a black detective team
to his hometown. (CC) (PG-13)        “Hidalgo” ›› (2004, Adven-         Two teenage rappers try to          up on a case. (CC) (NR) (2:00)
(1:40) STARZ Thu. 7:15 p.m.;         ture) Viggo Mortensen. A West-     throw a party. (CC) (R) (2:00)      TCM Sat. 5 p.m.
Fri. 6:45 a.m., 2 p.m.               erner races a horse across the     VH1 Tue. 11 p.m.; Wed. 1 p.m.       “In the Line of Fire” ›››
“The Grudge” ›› (2004, Hor-          Arabian desert. (CC) (PG-13)       “How to Be a Player” › (1997,       (1993, Suspense) Clint East-
ror) Sarah Michelle Gellar. A        (2:15) ENC Wed. 1:50 a.m.          Comedy) Bill Bellamy. An ultra-     wood. A veteran Secret Service
woman and her boyfriend en-          “Hidden Away” (2013, Sus-          smooth bachelor juggles multi-      agent battles a vicious assas-
counter vengeful spirits. (CC)       pense) Emmanuelle Vaugier. A       ple gal pals. (CC) (R) (2:30)       sin. (CC) (R) (2:08) STARZ
(PG-13) (1:30) STARZ Mon.            man learns that his wife and       BET Thu. 9:30 p.m.; Fri. 1 p.m.     Mon. 6:45 p.m.; Tue. 2:50
5:10 p.m.                            daughter faked their deaths.       “How to Fall in Love” (2012,        p.m.
“Grumpy Old Men” ›› (1993,           (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE      Romance) Eric Mabius. An awk-       “Inception” ››› (2010, Sci-
Comedy) Jack Lemmon. Feud-           Sat. 2 p.m.                        ward man receives dating tips       ence Fiction) Leonardo Di-
ing neighbors vie for the affec-     “H.M. Pulham, Esq.” ›››            from his high-school crush.         Caprio. A thief enters people’s
tions of a nearby widow. (CC)        (1941, Romance) Hedy Lamarr.       (CC) (2:00) HALL Sun. 6 p.m.        dreams and steals their se-
(PG-13) (1:44) ENC Sun. 8:50         Boston aristocrat recalls loving   “How to Kill Your Neighbor’s        crets. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (3:00)
a.m., 4:30 p.m.                      1920s New York copywriter.         Dog” ››› (2000, Comedy-Dra-         TNT Sun. 5 p.m.; Mon. 1:04
“Guess Who” ›› (2005, Com-           (NR) (2:15) TCM Mon. 6:30          ma) Kenneth Branagh. A child        a.m.
edy) Bernie Mac. A black man         a.m.                               gives a jaded playwright an atti-   “The Incredible Burt Wonder-
meets his daughter’s white           “The Hobbit: An Unexpected         tude adjustment. (CC) (HD) (R)      stone” ›› (2013, Comedy)
boyfriend. (CC) (PG-13) (1:45)       Journey” ›› (2012, Fantasy)        (1:47) SHOW Tue. 6 a.m.             Steve Carell. Secretly feuding
STARZ Fri. 5:30 p.m.                 Ian McKellen. Bilbo Baggins        “The Husband She Met Online”        magicians try to save their pop-

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                                     joins the quest to reclaim a       (2013, Suspense) Jason Gray-        ular act. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
                                     lost kingdom. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)    Stanford. A woman meets a           (1:40) MAX Tue. 1:05 a.m.; Fri.
                                     (2:49) MAX Sat. 11:50 a.m.;        man who becomes obsessive           10 p.m.
“Hairspray” ››› (2007, Musi-         Tue. 12:50 p.m.                    and controlling. (CC) (HD) (NR)
                                                                        (2:00) LIFE Sun. 5 p.m.             “The Incredible Hulk” ›››
cal Comedy) John Travolta. A         “Holes” ››› (2003, Adven-                                              (2008, Action) Edward Norton.
Baltimore girl becomes an            ture) Sigourney Weaver. A          “Hustle & Flow” ››› (2005,
                                                                        Drama) Terrence Howard. A           Bruce Banner faces an enemy
overnight celebrity. (CC) (HD)       woman forces boys at a deten-                                          known as The Abomination.
(PG) (2:00) USA Tue. 7 a.m.          tion camp to dig holes. (HD)       pimp wants to rap his way out
                                                                        of his dead-end life. (HD) (R)      (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Sat.
“The Hangover” ››› (2009,            (PG) (2:30) FAM Mon. 8:30                                              Noon; Sun. 10 a.m.
                                                                        (1:55) TMC Sat. 1:30 a.m.

                                                                        I
Comedy) Bradley Cooper. Three        p.m.; Tue. 5 p.m.                                                      “Independence Day” ›››
pals must find a missing groom       “Holiday Heart” ››› (2000,                                             (1996, Science Fiction) Will
after a wild bash. (HD) (R)          Drama) Ving Rhames. A drag                                             Smith. Earthlings vs. evil aliens
(2:15) TBS Sun. 8 p.m., 10:15        queen shelters a drug addict       “I Know What You Did Last           in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC) (PG-
p.m.                                 and her child. (CC) (R) (2:30)     Summer” ›› (1997, Horror)           13) (2:25) ENC Tue. 5:50 a.m.,
“Happy Accidents” ›› (2000,          BET Sun. Midnight, 9:30 p.m.       Jennifer Love Hewitt. Teens are     3:50 p.m., 11:20 p.m.
Romance-Comedy) Marisa               “Hollywoodland” ›› (2006,          terrorized by a psychopath in a     “Indiana Jones and the Last
Tomei. Woman falls for a man         Mystery) Adrien Brody. A detec-    fisherman’s coat. (CC) (R)          Crusade” ››› (1989, Adven-
who claims to be a time-travel-      tive probes the mysterious         (2:00) OXY Wed. 2 p.m.              ture) Harrison Ford. Indy’s hunt
er. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) TMC         death of TV Superman George        “I Know What You Did Last           for his missing father leads to
Sun. 6:30 a.m.                       Reeves. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:06)       Summer” ›› (1997, Horror)           the Holy Grail. (CC) (HD) (PG-
“Harry Potter and the Deathly        SHOW Tue. 4:15 p.m.                Jennifer Love Hewitt. Teens are     13) (3:00) USA Mon. 1 a.m., 7
Hallows: Part 1” ››› (2010,          “Home Fries” ›› (1998, Com-        terrorized by a psychopath in a     a.m.
Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry     edy-Drama) Drew Barrymore.         fisherman’s coat. (R) (2:00)        “Infestation” ››› (2009, Hor-
sets out to destroy the secrets      Killers fear fast-food workers     OXY Thu. 9 a.m.                     ror) Christopher Marquette. Sur-
to Voldemort’s power. (HD) (PG-      know their identities. (CC) (HD)   “I Spy” ›› (2002, Comedy)           vivors try to fend off a swarm
13) (3:30) FAM Tue. 7:30 p.m.        (PG-13) (1:33) HBO Fri. 1:15       Eddie Murphy. A spy recruits a      of enormous insects. (HD) (R)
“Haunted High” ›› (2012,             p.m.                               boxer to help him retrieve a        (2:00) SYFY Wed. 5 p.m.
Horror) Danny Trejo. Teens fight     “Horrible Bosses” ›› (2011,        stolen plane. (CC) (PG-13)          “The Internship” ›› (2013,
for their lives when spirits pos-    Comedy) Jason Bateman. Three       (1:36) STARZ Sun. 10 p.m.           Comedy) Vince Vaughn. Old-
sess their teachers. (HD) (NR)       oppressed workers plot against     “Iceberg Slim: Portrait of a        school salesmen finagle intern-
(2:00) SYFY Sun. 9 a.m.              their employers. (HD) (R) (2:00)   Pimp” (2012, Documentary)           ships at Google. (CC) (HD) (PG-
“The Haunted Mansion” ››             FX Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 6 p.m.        Iceberg Slim reinvents himself      13) (1:59) MAX Tue. 10:45
(2003, Comedy) Eddie Murphy.         “Hostage” ›› (2005, Action)        from pimp to groundbreaking         a.m., 8 p.m.
A man and his family encounter       Bruce Willis. A former hostage     author. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:29)        “Intimate Lighting” ›››
ghosts in an old house. (CC)         negotiator tries to help a cap-    SHOW Thu. Midnight                  (1965, Drama) Vera Kre-
(HD) (PG) (2:00) WGN-A Sun.          tive family. (CC) (R) (1:53) ENC   “An Ideal Husband” ›› (1948,        sadlová. Two longtime, much-
11 p.m.                              Sun. 10:40 a.m.; Mon. 12:30        Comedy-Drama) Paulette God-         changed musician friends re-
“The Haunted Mansion” ››             a.m.                               dard. Mrs. Cheveley blackmails      unite. (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 11
(2003, Comedy) Eddie Murphy.         “Hostel” ›› (2006, Horror)         Sir Robert over Suez indiscre-      p.m.
A man and his family encounter       Jay Hernandez. Two men visit a     tion. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM          “Invincible” ›› (2006, Biogra-
ghosts in an old house. (PG)         Slovakian hostel that has a        Sun. 7 a.m.                         phy) Mark Wahlberg. The story
(2:00) L Mon. 1:30 a.m.              gruesome secret. (HD) (R)          “I’ll Do Anything” ›› (1994,        of football’s Vince Papale. (CC)
“Held Up” › (2000, Comedy)           (2:00) SYFY Sat. 3 p.m.; Sun.      Romance-Comedy) Nick Nolte.         (HD) (PG) (1:44) AMC Thu.
Jamie Foxx. A yuppie stops for       1 a.m.                             A struggling actor gets custody     5:30 p.m., 11:01 p.m.
gas and becomes a hostage.           “Hot Tub Time Machine” ›››         of his precocious daughter.         “The Iron Lady” ›› (2011, Bi-
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) BET         (2010, Comedy) John Cusack.        (CC) (PG-13) (1:55) ENC Thu. 6      ography) Meryl Streep. Mar-
Fri. 7:30 p.m.; Sat. 2 a.m.          A hot tub transports four pals     a.m.                                garet Thatcher reflects on her
“Hello Again” › (1987, Fanta-        back to their heyday in the        “The Immortal Voyage of Cap-
sy) Shelley Long. A spiritualist     1980s. (HD) (R) (2:00) TBS         tain Drake” (2009, Adventure)
brings her dead sister back to       Sat. 11 a.m.                       Adrian Paul. Pirates search for        Continued on next page
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rise to power in the U.K. (CC)        “Joe Dirt” › (2001, Comedy)          (R) (1:50) SHOW Fri. 11 p.m.         convicted felons make the
(HD) (PG-13) (1:45) TMC Sat.          David Spade. A mullet-headed         “Killing Them Softly” ›››            most of life in jail. (CC) (R)
10:05 a.m.                            janitor relates his personal tale    (2012, Crime Drama) Brad Pitt.       (2:30) BET Tue. 7:30 p.m.;
“The Island” ›› (2005, Ac-            of woe. (CC) (PG-13) (1:30)          A mob enforcer goes after a          Wed. 1:30 p.m.
tion) Ewan McGregor. A merce-         ENC Fri. 11:40 p.m.                  pair of low-level thieves. (CC)      “Lincoln” ››› (2012, Histori-
nary pursues two clones on the        “John Tucker Must Die” ›             (HD) (R) (1:37) SHOW Sun.            cal Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis.
run in 2019. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)        (2006, Romance-Comedy)               3:30 a.m.; Sat. 2 a.m.               Lincoln takes measures to en-
(2:16) HBO Tue. Noon; Fri. 3          Jesse Metcalfe. Three students       “King Arthur” ›› (2004, His-         sure the end of slavery forever.
p.m.                                                                       torical Drama) Clive Owen.           (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:29) SHOW

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                                      learn they are all dating the
                                      same guy. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)        Arthur and his knights embark        Sat. 2 p.m.
                                      FAM Wed. 9 p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m.         on a rescue mission. (CC) (PG-       “Little Manhattan” ›› (2005,
                                      “Johnny Allegro” ›› (1949,           13) (2:06) STARZ Mon. 5 a.m.;        Romance-Comedy) Josh Hutch-
“Jack the Giant Slayer” ››            Crime Drama) George Raft. A          Fri. 8:30 a.m.                       erson. The son of a troubled
(2013, Fantasy) Nicholas Hoult.       reformed gangster helps track        “King of New York” ›› (1990,         couple finds his first love. (CC)
A young farmhand must defend          down a ring of smugglers. (CC)       Crime Drama) Christopher             (HD) (PG) (1:30) HBO Wed. 7
his land from fearsome giants.        (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 2 p.m.          Walken. A crime lord plots to        a.m.
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:53) HBO          “Josie and the Pussycats” ››         consolidate New York’s drug          “Little Miss Sunshine” ›››
Mon. 8:45 a.m., 6 p.m.                (2001, Comedy) Rachael Leigh         economy. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:44)        (2006, Comedy-Drama) Greg
“Jackass 3D” ›› (2010, Com-           Cook. An evil executive sinks        TMC Wed. 10:05 p.m.                  Kinnear. Members of a dysfunc-
edy) Johnny Knoxville. More           her claws into the comic-book        “King of the Wild Stallions”         tional family take a road trip.
outrageous pranks and stunts.         trio. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38)       ›› (1959, Western) George            (R) (2:05) OXY Thu. 3:35 p.m.
(CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) COM Sat.         HBO Sun. 6:30 a.m.                   Montgomery. A mustang figures        “Local Boys” ›› (2002, Dra-
1 a.m.                                “Journey 2: The Mysterious Is-       in a widow’s quest to save her       ma) Eric Christian Olsen. A
“Jawbreaker” ›› (1999, Com-           land” ›› (2012, Adventure)           ranch. (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat.          teen feels threatened by a new
edy-Drama) Rose McGowan.              Dwayne Johnson. A distress           11:15 a.m.                           man in his mother’s life. (CC)
Three teen queens accidentally        signal leads a teen to an island     “A Kiss Before Dying” ›››            (HD) (PG-13) (1:42) SHOW
kill their best friend. (CC) (HD)     of treasures. (CC) (HD) (PG)         (1956, Suspense) Robert Wag-         Wed. 5:30 a.m.
(R) (1:27) MAX Sat. 5:30 a.m.         (1:34) HBO Sun. 3:30 p.m.;           ner. A murderous collegian           “The Lone Ranger” ›› (2013,
“Jaws” ›››› (1975, Horror)            Wed. 12:15 p.m.                      makes a play for his victim’s        Western) Johnny Depp. An Indi-
Roy Scheider. A man-eating            “The Joy Luck Club” ›››              sister. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM         an warrior and a lawman unite
shark terrorizes a New England        (1993, Drama) Rosalind Chao.         Sun. 7:15 p.m.                       to fight corruption. (CC) (PG-13)
resort town. (CC) (HD) (PG)           Chinese-American women learn         “Kiss of Death” ››› (1995,           (2:29) STARZ Sun. 7 a.m.,
(2:04) AMC Sat. 4:30 p.m., 11         from their mothers. (CC) (HD)        Crime Drama) David Caruso. An        5:25 p.m.
p.m.; Sun. 12:30 p.m.                 (R) (2:18) SHOW Tue. 10 a.m.         ex-con agrees to help disman-        “The Longshots” ›› (2008,
“Jaws 2” ›› (1978, Horror)            “Joy Road” (2004, Drama)             tle a stolen car operation. (CC)     Docudrama) Ice Cube. A girl be-
Roy Scheider. Tourist town and        Wood Harris. A lawyer gets           (HD) (R) (1:41) HBO Thu. 3:20        comes a Pop Warner quarter-
police chief dread huge white                                              a.m.                                 back. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30) BET

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                                      drawn into his sister’s legal
shark at beach. (CC) (HD) (PG)        troubles. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30)                                            Wed. 11 a.m.
(1:57) AMC Sat. 7:30 p.m.;            BET Thu. 11 a.m.                                                          “Looper” ››› (2012, Science
Sun. 3:30 p.m.                        “Judge Dredd” ›› (1995, Ac-                                               Fiction) Bruce Willis. A mob hit
“Jaws 3” › (1983, Horror)             tion) Sylvester Stallone. A futur-   “Ladder 49” ›› (2004, Dra-           man realizes that his target is
Dennis Quaid. A engineer and a        istic lawman battles a fiendish-     ma) Joaquin Phoenix. A fire-         his older self. (CC) (R) (1:59)
marine biologist face a mother        ly clever criminal. (CC) (HD) (R)    fighter awaits rescue from a         STARZ Wed. 3:20 a.m., 5 p.m.
white shark. (CC) (HD) (PG)           (1:36) SHOW Sun. 3:15 p.m.;          burning building. (CC) (PG-13)       “Lord of War” ›› (2005, Dra-
(1:37) AMC Tue. 9:45 a.m.             Wed. 5:35 p.m.                       (1:54) STARZ Wed. 9:50 a.m.          ma) Nicolas Cage. A relentless
“Jaws the Revenge” › (1987,           “Just Go With It” ›› (2011,          “The Ladykillers” ›› (2004,          Interpol agent tracks an arms
Horror) Lorraine Gary. A woman        Romance-Comedy) Adam San-            Comedy) Tom Hanks. Five              dealer. (HD) (R) (2:02) TMC
is convinced that a shark is          dler. A man’s careless lie spins     thieves try to kill an old           Sat. 6:55 p.m.; Thu. Midnight;
stalking her family. (CC) (HD)        out of control. (HD) (PG-13)         woman. (CC) (R) (1:44) ENC           Fri. 2 p.m.
(PG-13) (1:29) AMC Tue. Noon          (2:30) FX Wed. 5:30 p.m.; Thu.       Thu. 6:10 p.m.                       “Lost in Space” ›› (1998,
“Jeepers Creepers” ›› (2001,          Noon                                 “The Last Emperor” ››››              Science Fiction) William Hurt. A
Horror) Gina Philips. A flesh-eat-    “Just Like Heaven” ›› (2005,         (1987, Biography) John Lone.         spy sabotages a family’s space
ing entity pursues sibling col-       Romance-Comedy) Reese With-          Pu Yi is Emperor of China at         mission for humanity. (CC) (PG-
lege students. (HD) (R) (2:00)        erspoon. An architect falls for      age 3. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:34)      13) (2:11) ENC Sat. 6:05 a.m.,
SYFY Sat. 5 p.m.; Sun. 1 p.m.         the spirit of a comatose             ) Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 2 a.m.           4 p.m.; Wed. 12:30 p.m., 9:20
“Jeepers Creepers 2” ››               woman. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)             “The Last Samurai” ›››               p.m.
(2003, Horror) Ray Wise. A            (1:35) HBO Sat. 6:30 a.m.;           (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise.        “Love Actually” ››› (2003,
winged creature terrorizes            Wed. 2 p.m.                          A Westerner learns the ways of       Romance-Comedy) Hugh Grant.
stranded high schoolers. (HD)         “Justice League: The New             the samurai in the 1870s. (CC)       Various people deal with rela-
(R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 7 p.m.;          Frontier” (2008, Action) Voices      (HD) (R) (2:34) AMC Fri. 8 p.m.      tionships in London. (CC) (HD)
Sun. 3 p.m.                           of Jeremy Sisto. Animated. Su-       “The Last Wave” ››› (1978,           (R) (2:15) SHOW Sun. 1:05
“Jennifer Eight” ›› (1992,            perman, Batman, Wonder               Suspense) Richard Chamber-           a.m.
Suspense) Andy Garcia. A mav-         Woman and the Flash join             lain. An attorney is haunted by      “Love and Honor” › (2012,
erick detective stalks a serial       forces. (CC) (PG-13) (1:15) ENC      aboriginal tribal rites. (CC) (PG)   Drama) Liam Hemsworth. A
killer in California. (CC) (R)        Wed. 8 p.m.                          (2:00) TCM Fri. 7 p.m.

                                      K
                                                                                                                Vietnam War soldier is torn be-
(2:07) ENC Thu. 3:45 a.m.                                                  “Late for Dinner” ›› (1991,          tween passion and duty. (CC)
“Jerry Maguire” ››› (1996,                                                 Fantasy) Brian Wimmer. Two in-       (HD) (PG-13) (1:36) TMC Sun.
Romance-Comedy) Tom Cruise.                                                ept fugitives are accidentally       4:45 a.m.; Thu. 6:20 p.m.
An attack of conscience               “The Karate Kid” ››› (1984,          frozen for 29 years. (CC) (PG)       “Love in the Afternoon” ›››
changes an L.A. sports agent’s        Drama) Ralph Macchio. A              (1:33) ENC Thu. 10:20 a.m.           (1957, Romance-Comedy) Au-
life. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:18) AMC        Japanese handyman teaches a          “The League of Extraordinary         drey Hepburn. A Parisian detec-
Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 2:30 a.m., 5        teenager to defend himself.          Gentlemen” ›› (2003, Fanta-          tive’s daughter meets an Ameri-
p.m.                                  (HD) (PG) (3:00) FAM Sat.            sy) Sean Connery. Literary fig-      can playboy. (CC) (NR) (2:15)
“Jersey Girl” ›› (2004, Ro-           10:30 p.m.                           ures unite to stop a mad             TCM Sun. 12:45 p.m.
mance-Comedy) Ben Affleck. A          “Keeping the Faith” ›››              bomber. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)            “Love Jones” ››› (1997, Ro-
young woman changes the life          (2000, Romance-Comedy) Ben           (1:50) STARZ Sat. 8:45 a.m.;         mance) Larenz Tate. Two strug-
of a single father. (CC) (PG-13)      Stiller. A rabbi and a priest both   Tue. 7:55 a.m., 7:05 p.m.            gling Chicagoans begin a tenta-
(1:42) STARZ Wed. 8 a.m.              fall in love with the same           “Legally Blonde 2: Red, White        tive romance. (CC) (R) (2:30)
“The Jewel of the Nile” ››            woman. (CC) (PG-13) (2:07)           & Blonde” ›› (2003, Comedy)          BET Sat. 9:30 p.m.; Sun. 7
(1985, Adventure) Michael Dou-        ENC Thu. 8:05 a.m.                   Reese Witherspoon. A young           p.m.
glas. A novelist and an adven-        “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” ››› (2003,       lawyer fights for animal rights.     “Lucky Me” ›› (1954, Musi-
turer race to find a fabulous         Action) Uma Thurman. An as-          (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:34) AMC         cal Comedy) Doris Day. Song-
jewel. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:44)          sassin seeks vengeance               Thu. Midnight, 11 a.m.               writer finds singer and troupe
STARZ Sat. 12:30 p.m.                 against her attackers. (CC) (HD)     “Letters to Juliet” ›› (2010,        stranded in Miami. (CC) (NR)
“Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret”     (R) (2:30) WGN-A Sun. 4:30           Drama) Amanda Seyfried. A            (1:45) TCM Thu. 11:45 a.m.
›› (2013, Docudrama) Tania            p.m.                                 young woman finds an old note
Raymonde. Jodi Arias stands           “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” ››› (2003,       to someone’s lover. (HD) (PG)
trial for the murder of her ex-       Action) Uma Thurman. An as-          (2:00) FAM Fri. 7 p.m.
boyfriend. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00)      sassin seeks vengeance               “Life” ›› (1999, Comedy-Dra-
LIFE Sat. 4 p.m.                      against her attackers. (CC) (HD)     ma) Eddie Murphy. Two wrongly           Continued on next page
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                                     ››› (1971, Western) Warren         Sat. 2:30 p.m., 11:30 p.m.          Leslie Nielsen. Lt. Frank Drebin
                                     Beatty. A frontier gambler and a   “Mr. Jones” ›› (1993, Ro-           comes out of retirement to nab
                                     madam protect a booming busi-      mance) Richard Gere. A doctor       terrorists. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
“MacGruber” ›› (2010, Com-                                              falls in love with a mentally un-   (2:00) COM Tue. 11:54 a.m.
edy) Will Forte. A clueless sol-     ness. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:01) AMC
                                     Sat. 8:30 a.m.                     balanced patient. (CC) (R)          “Nanny McPhee” ›› (2005,
dier-of-fortune must find a
stolen nuke. (CC) (HD) (NR)          “Meatballs” ›› (1979, Come-        (1:52) ENC Fri. 11:40 a.m.          Comedy) Emma Thompson. A
                                     dy) Bill Murray. A camp coun-      “Mona Lisa Smile” ›› (2003,         woman uses magic to control a
(2:00) COM Fri. 11:54 a.m.                                              Drama) Julia Roberts. A profes-     widower’s unruly children. (HD)
“Madagascar 3: Europe’s              selor leads misfits in pranks.
                                     (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:32) AMC Thu.     sor challenges her female stu-      (PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 9 a.m.;
Most Wanted” ›› (2012,
                                     4 a.m., 9 a.m.                     dents in 1953. (PG-13) (2:30)       Sun. 7 a.m.
Comedy) Voices of Ben Stiller.
Animated. Alex and friends join      “Meet John Doe” ››› (1941,         FX Fri. 7:30 a.m.                   “Nanny McPhee Returns” ››
a traveling circus. (CC) (HD)        Drama) Gary Cooper. A reporter     “Monsters University” ›››           (2010, Comedy) Emma Thomp-
(PG) (1:25) MAX Fri. 11:20           fakes a story about a threat-      (2013, Comedy) Voices of Billy      son. A nanny uses magic to
a.m.                                 ened public suicide. (CC) (NR)     Crystal. Animated. At first ri-     teach mischievous children a
“Made in America” (2013,             (2:15) TCM Wed. 10 a.m.            vals, Mike and Sulley became        lesson. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FAM
Documentary) Musical acts at         “Meet My Mom” (2010, Ro-           the best of pals. (CC) (G)          Sat. 11 a.m.; Sun. 9 a.m.
the Budweiser Made in America        mance) Lori Loughlin. A woman      (1:42) STARZ Tue. 9:50 a.m.,        “National Lampoon’s European
Festival. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:35)      falls for her son’s pen pal, a     5:20 p.m.                           Vacation” ›› (1985, Comedy)
SHOW Thu. 2:45 a.m.                  soldier on leave. (CC) (HD)        “The Mortal Instruments: City       Chevy Chase. The Griswold
“Magic Mike” ››› (2012,              (2:00) HALL Fri. 10 p.m.           of Bones” ›› (2013, Fantasy)        family wins a free trip to Eu-
Comedy-Drama) Channing               “Meeting Evil” › (2011, Sus-       Lily Collins. A teen learns she     rope. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM
Tatum. A male stripper takes a       pense) Samuel L. Jackson. A        is part of a line of half-angel     Sat. 10:58 a.m.; Mon. 1:54
young upstart under his wing.        man encounters an insane           warriors. (CC) (PG-13) (2:10)       p.m.
(CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) MAX Sun.        killer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:29) TMC   STARZ Mon. 2:55 p.m., 10:50         “National Lampoon’s Van
8 p.m.; Wed. 4 p.m.                  Sun. 2:30 p.m.; Thu. 3:30 a.m.     p.m.; Tue. 11:35 a.m.; Sat.         Wilder” ›› (2002, Comedy)
“The Majestic” ››› (2001,            “Memphis Belle” ›› (1990,          1:35 a.m.                           Ryan Reynolds. An underachiev-
Comedy-Drama) Jim Carrey. Citi-      War) Matthew Modine. B-17          “Mother’s Day on Walton’s           ing collegian needs money to
zens embrace an amnesiac             bomber’s crew faces its last       Mountain” ›› (1982, Drama)          stay in school. (CC) (HD) (R)
writer as one of their own. (CC)     World War II mission. (CC) (PG-    Ralph Waite. Ailing Mother Wal-     (2:00) COM Sat. 3 a.m.
(HD) (PG) (2:32) HBO Mon.            13) (1:48) ENC Mon. 6:10 p.m.      ton helps daughters cope in the     “National Security” ›› (2003,
3:30 p.m.; Thu. 6:05 a.m.            “Men in Black 3” ›› (2012,         ’40s. (CC) (NR) (2:00) HALL Fri.    Comedy) Martin Lawrence. Two
“Major Payne” ›› (1995,              Action) Will Smith. Agent J must   2 p.m.                              feuding security guards go after
Comedy) Damon Wayans. A              go back to the past to save        “Motocrossed” ››› (2001,            murderous thieves. (CC) (PG-
gung-ho Marine commands              mankind’s future. (CC) (PG-13)     Adventure) Alana Austin. A teen     13) (1:28) STARZ Sun. 5:25
young recruits. (CC) (PG-13)         (1:44) ENC Fri. 9:50 a.m., 8       poses as her brother and com-       a.m.; Mon. 1:45 a.m.
(1:37) ENC Wed. 7:50 a.m.,           p.m.; Sat. 2:50 a.m.               petes in motocross races. (CC)      “The Natural” ››› (1984,
6:15 p.m.                            “The Meteor Man” ›› (1993,         (1:45) DISN Mon. 2:30 a.m.          Drama) Robert Redford. A
“Mama” ›› (2013, Horror)             Fantasy) Robert Townsend.          “Mr. Deeds” › (2002, Comedy)        flawed baseball hero gets a
Jessica Chastain. A ghostly en-      Falling star gives him super       Adam Sandler. A pizza maker         new chance. (CC) (PG) (2:14)
tity follows two feral girls to      powers. (CC) (PG) (1:39) ENC       inherits a fortune from a dis-      ENC Mon. 4:25 a.m.
their new home. (CC) (HD) (PG-       Mon. 8 p.m.                        tant relative. (CC) (PG-13)         “Nature Calls” › (2012, Come-
13) (1:40) MAX Sat. 6:15             “Mexican Spitfire Sees a           (1:36) STARZ Fri. 10:40 a.m.,       dy) Patton Oswalt. An unautho-
p.m.; Thu. 9:30 a.m., 10 p.m.        Ghost” › (1942, Comedy) Lupe       7:20 p.m.                           rized camping trip for scouts
“Man on a Ledge” ›› (2012,           Velez. A married couple and        “Mulberry Child” ›› (2011,          goes horribly wrong. (CC) (HD)
Suspense) Sam Worthington. A         their relatives enter a haunted    Documentary) Narrated by            (R) (1:20) SHOW Tue. 2:30
disgraced ex-cop steps onto          house. (NR) (1:15) TCM Sat.        Jacqueline Bisset. Members of       a.m.
the ledge of a high-rise. (CC)       7:30 a.m.                          Jian Ping’s family rebuild their    “Nearlyweds” (2013, Romance-
(HD) (PG-13) (1:42) SHOW             “Million Dollar Baby” ››››         lives. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:00) )      Comedy) Danielle Panabaker.
Wed. 7:15 p.m.; Thu. 4:30            (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood.      Thu. 11 p.m.; Fri. 5 a.m.           Three women learn that their
a.m.                                 A cantankerous trainer bonds       “The Music Man” ››› (1962,          marriages are in-valid. (CC)
“The Man on the Train” (2011,        with a female boxer. (HD) (PG-     Musical Comedy) Robert Pre-         (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. Midnight
Drama) Donald Sutherland. Two        13) (3:00) OWN Fri. 1 p.m.         ston. A glib traveling salesman     “The Negotiator” ››› (1998,
strangers become fascinated          “A Millionaire for Christy” ››     works his charm on an Iowa          Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson.
by each other’s lives. (CC) (HD)     (1951, Comedy) Fred MacMur-        town. (CC) (G) (2:45) TCM           A top police negotiator is ac-
(NR) (1:40) TMC Wed. 4:30            ray. A girl sets out to marry a    Mon. 5 p.m.                         cused of committing murder.
p.m.                                 DJ who has inherited $2 mil-       “My Best Friend’s Wedding”          (CC) (HD) (R) (2:18) HBO Sat.
“Management” ›› (2008, Ro-           lion. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Sun.    ››› (1997, Romance-Comedy)          3:35 a.m.
mance-Comedy) Jennifer Anis-         11 a.m.                            Julia Roberts. A food critic        “New in Town” › (2009, Ro-
ton. A smitten motel manager         “Mimic” ›› (1997, Horror)          seeks to sabotage her buddy’s       mance-Comedy) Renée Zell-
goes in pursuit of a beautiful       Mira Sorvino. A deadly new         nuptials. (CC) (PG-13) (1:45)       weger. An ambitious execu-
saleswoman. (R) (1:55) *             breed of insect wreaks havoc       STARZ Sun. 3:20 p.m.; Mon.          tive’s new job has an unexpect-
Sun. 1:35 a.m.                       on New York. (CC) (HD) (R)         8:55 a.m.                           ed result. (HD) (PG) (2:30) CMT
“Mannequin” ›› (1987, Com-           (1:45) TMC Tue. 9:30 a.m., 6       “My Bloody Valentine” ››            Wed. 9 p.m.; Thu. Noon
edy) Andrew McCarthy. A win-         p.m.                               (2009, Horror) Jensen Ackles.       “New Year’s Eve” › (2011, Ro-
dow dresser falls in love with a     “Minority Report” ››› (2002,       A pickaxe-wielding killer terror-   mance-Comedy) Halle Berry.
mannequin. (HD) (PG) (2:00) E!       Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. A     izes a mining town. (HD) (R)        New Yorkers’ lives intertwine
Sat. Noon; Sun. 7 a.m.               cop tries to establish his inno-   (2:00) SYFY Sun. 11 a.m.            on New Year’s Eve. (CC) (HD)
“Marat/Sade” ›››› (1967,             cence in a future crime. (CC)      “My Reputation” ›› (1946,           (PG-13) (1:57) HBO Sat. 8:15
Drama) Ian Richardson. The           (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) TNT Sat.       Romance) Barbara Stanwyck. A        a.m.; Wed. 3:45 p.m.
Marquis de Sade directs a per-       11:30 a.m.                         widow’s children disapprove of      “Next of Kin” ›› (1989, Crime
formance in an asylum. (NR)          “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed        her new romantic interest. (CC)     Drama) Patrick Swayze. A hill
(2:00) TCM Fri. 1:30 a.m.            and Fabulous” ›› (2005,            (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 9:15           clan’s sons stalk mobsters who
“The Marine” › (2006, Action)        Comedy) Sandra Bullock. FBI        p.m.                                killed their brother. (CC) (HD)
John Cena. Thugs kidnap the          agent Gracie Hart must save        “My Sister’s Keeper” ››             (R) (1:48) MAX Mon. 2:20
wife of a soldier. (HD) (NR)         two kidnapped friends in Las       (2009, Drama) Cameron Diaz.         a.m.; Wed. 10 p.m.
(2:00) SPIKE Thu. 12:30 a.m.         Vegas. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:55)    A girl sues for emancipation        “Night of the Demons” ››
“Mars Attacks!” ›› (1996,            MAX Sun. 11:05 a.m.; Wed.          from her parents. (CC) (HD)         (2009, Horror) Monica Keena.
Comedy) Jack Nicholson. Mar-         8:50 a.m.                          (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE Thu. 6 p.m.     Evil entities attack Halloween
tians fry earthlings, in a parody    “Mission: Impossible” ››           “My Week With Marilyn” ›››          revelers at a New Orleans man-
of 1950s sci-fi films. (HD) (PG-     (1996, Action) Tom Cruise.         (2011, Drama) Michelle              sion. (R) (2:00) SYFY Mon. 1
13) (2:30) SYFY Wed. 9 p.m.;         Treachery in Prague puts an        Williams. A production assis-       a.m.
Thu. 2:30 p.m.                       agent on the run. (CC) (HD)        tant spends a week with Mari-       “Night of the Demons” ››
“Maverick” ››› (1994, West-          (PG-13) (1:50) HBO Tue. 10         lyn Monroe. (CC) (HD) (R)           (2009, Horror) Monica Keena.
ern) Mel Gibson. A conniving         a.m., 4 p.m.                       (1:41) SHOW Mon. 12:30 p.m.

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                                                                                                            Evil entities attack Halloween
cardsharp heads for a high-          “Mission: Impossible 2” ›››                                            revelers at a New Orleans man-
stakes poker game. (CC) (HD)         (2000, Action) Tom Cruise.                                             sion. (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY
(PG) (2:09) AMC Mon. 9:45            Ethan Hunt must retrieve a
a.m.                                 deadly virus from enemy hands.     “Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final
“McCabe and Mrs. Miller”             (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TNT       Insult” ›› (1994, Comedy)              Continued on next page
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Mon. 3 p.m.                           ›› (2003, Action) Antonio Ban-     “Paul Williams Still Alive”        team is stalked by an inter-
“The Night of the Iguana”             deras. A CIA agent recruits a      ››› (2011, Documentary)            galactic trophy hunter. (CC) (R)
››› (1964, Drama) Richard             gunman to stop an assassina-       Filmmaker Stephen Kessler’s        (1:47) ENC Thu. Noon; Fri.
Burton. A defrocked cleric inter-     tion. (CC) (R) (1:41) ENC Mon.     portrait of the musician-actor.    12:40 a.m.
acts with three women in Mexi-        9:45 p.m.                          (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:24) TMC       “The Prestige” ››› (2006,
co. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Thu.         “One Sunday Afternoon” ››          Thu. 10 a.m.                       Drama) Hugh Jackman. Two
9:15 p.m.                             (1933, Drama) Gary Cooper.         “Peace, Love & Misunder-           19th-century magicians engage
“The Nightmare Nanny” (2013,          Dentist thinks he married the      standing” ›› (2011, Comedy-        in a deadly rivalry. (CC) (HD)
Suspense) Ashley Scott. A             wrong woman. (CC) (NR) (1:30)      Drama) Jane Fonda. A conser-       (PG-13) (3:00) USA Wed. 7
woman uncovers the dark truth         TCM Wed. 4:45 a.m.                 vative lawyer visits her es-       a.m.
about her nanny. (CC) (HD) (NR)       “Our Town” ››› (1940, Dra-         tranged hippie mother. (CC)        “The Pride of the Yankees”
(2:00) LIFE Sun. 3 p.m.               ma) William Holden. Thornton       (HD) (R) (1:36) SHOW Fri. 7:35     ›››› (1942, Biography) Gary
“Not Another Teen Movie” ›            Wilder’s drama of life and love    a.m.                               Cooper. The life of baseball
(2001, Comedy) Chyler Leigh. A        in New England. (NR) (1:45)        “Pearl Harbor” ›› (2001, War)      great Lou Gehrig. (CC) (NR)
football player bets he can turn      TCM Fri. 7:15 a.m.                 Ben Affleck. Best friends be-      (2:15) TCM Wed. 2:45 p.m.
a nerd into a prom queen. (HD)        “The Out-of-Towners” ››            come fighter pilots and roman-     “Prince Charming” ›› (2001,
(R) (1:45) TBS Sun. 2:30 p.m.         (1999, Comedy) Steve Martin.       tic rivals in 1941. (CC) (HD)      Fantasy) Martin Short. A
“Notting Hill” ›› (1999, Ro-          Small-town Ohioans take a dis-     (PG-13) (3:03) AMC Sun. 6          cursed prince must convince a
mance-Comedy) Julia Roberts.          aster-laden trip to New York.      p.m.; Mon. 3 p.m.                  diva to marry him. (HD) (2:00)
A bookseller and a movie star         (HD) (PG-13) (1:32) TMC Wed.       “A Perfect Getaway” ››             TBS Thu. 2 a.m.
have an unlikely romance. (CC)        8 a.m.                             (2009, Suspense) Steve Zahn.       “The Princess Diaries” ››
(HD) (PG-13) (2:03) SHOW Sat.         “Outbreak” ›› (1995, Sus-          Honeymooning hikers find ter-      (2001, Comedy) Julie Andrews.
11:25 a.m.; Thu. 3:45 p.m.            pense) Dustin Hoffman. Army        ror in paradise. (CC) (HD) (R)     A grandmother teaches eti-
“November” ›› (2004, Dra-             doctor fights spread of deadly     (1:37) AMC Mon. 12:45 p.m.;        quette to an heir apparent. (G)
ma) Courteney Cox. A photogra-        virus. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:07) MAX    Tue. 2 a.m.                        (2:05) OXY Sat. 8:15 p.m.,
pher has trouble distinguishing       Mon. 4:45 a.m.                     “The Perks of Being a Wall-        10:20 p.m.
reality. (CC) (R) (1:16) STARZ        “Over Her Dead Body” ››            flower” ››› (2012, Comedy-         “The Private Life of Sherlock
Fri. 3:50 a.m.                        (2008, Romance-Comedy) Eva         Drama) Logan Lerman. Friends       Holmes” ››› (1970, Sus-
“Nutty Professor II: The              Longoria Parker. A jealous         try to help an introverted         pense) Robert Stephens. Billy
Klumps” ›› (2000, Comedy)             ghost tries to destroy her         teenager become more socia-        Wilder’s satiric portrait of the
Eddie Murphy. Sherman Klump           groom’s new romance. (PG-13)       ble. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:43)      fictional detective. (CC) (HD)
attempts to remove Buddy Love         (2:00) OXY Sat. Noon, 4:05         SHOW Sun. 6:45 a.m.; Fri.          (PG-13) (2:26) ) Sat. 10:34
from his DNA. (CC) (PG-13)            p.m.                               9:15 a.m.                          p.m.; Sun. 4:34 a.m.
(2:30) BET Sat. 4:30 p.m.             “Oxford Blues” ›› (1984, Dra-      “Personally Yours” ›› (2000,       “Proof” ›› (2005, Drama)

O
                                      ma) Rob Lowe. Las Vegas car-       Romance) Valerie Bertinelli.       Gwyneth Paltrow. A woman
                                      parker rows and woos at Ox-        Children engineer a reunion be-    copes with the death of her
                                      ford. (CC) (PG-13) (1:33) ENC      tween their divorced parents.      mentally ill father. (CC) (PG-13)
“The Object of My Affection”          Wed. 6:10 a.m.                     (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 1       (1:40) STARZ Tue. 4:40 a.m.
›› (1998, Romance-Comedy)             “Oz the Great and Powerful”        p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m.; Sat. 4 a.m.     “The Proposal” ›› (2009, Ro-
Jennifer Aniston. Love blos-          ›› (2013, Fantasy) James           “Pet Sematary” ›› (1989,           mance-Comedy) Sandra Bul-
soms between a woman and              Franco. A circus magician is       Horror) Dale Midkiff. An ancient   lock. A woman pretends to be
her gay male friend. (CC) (HD)        hurled into the magical land of    burial ground holds a secret for   engaged to evade deportation.
(R) (1:52) HBO Fri. 3:30 a.m.         Oz. (CC) (PG) (2:10) STARZ         a family. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:43)     (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) D Sat. 7
“Oblivion” ›› (2013, Science          Thu. 7:40 a.m., 5 p.m.             MAX Sat. 6:35 a.m.                 p.m.

                                      P
Fiction) Tom Cruise. A                                                   “Peter Pan” ››› (1953, Fan-        “The Proposal” ›› (2009, Ro-
stranger’s arrival triggers one                                          tasy) Voices of Bobby Driscoll.    mance-Comedy) Sandra Bul-
man’s battle to save mankind.                                            Animated. Peter, Tinker Bell       lock. A woman pretends to be
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:05) MAX          “Pacific Rim” ››› (2013, Sci-      and kids go to Neverland. (HD)     engaged to evade deportation.
Mon. 6:05 p.m.                        ence Fiction) Charlie Hunnam.      (G) (1:40) FAM Sun. 11:30          (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Thu.
“Observe and Report” ››               Humans pilot giant robots to       a.m.                               6:30 p.m., 10:02 p.m.
(2009, Comedy) Seth Rogen. A          fight monstrous creatures. (CC)    “The Phantom” ›› (1996, Ac-        “Psychosis” ›› (2010, Horror)
flasher tests the mettle of a         (HD) (PG-13) (2:11) HBO Sat.       tion) Billy Zane. A purple-clad    Charisma Carpenter. The mem-
mall security officer. (HD) (R)       Noon; Mon. 9 p.m.; Tue. 4:20       avenger must thwart a crimi-       ories of a massacre plague a
(2:00) TBS Sun. Midnight, 11          a.m.; Thu. 4:30 p.m.               nal’s evil plans. (CC) (PG)        female novelist. (HD) (R) (2:00)
a.m.                                  “The Pacifier” ›› (2005, Com-      (1:40) ENC Tue. 8 p.m.             SYFY Sat. 9 a.m.; Fri. 1:30
“Ocean’s Eleven” ››› (2001,           edy) Vin Diesel. A Navy SEAL       “Phat Girlz” ›› (2006, Come-       a.m., 1:30 p.m.
Comedy-Drama) George                  becomes the guardian of five       dy) Mo’Nique. Two large women      “Pulse” › (2006, Horror) Kris-
Clooney. A suave ex-con assem-        siblings. (CC) (PG) (1:35)         look for love. (CC) (PG-13)        ten Bell. Sinister supernatural
bles a team to rob a casino           STARZ Thu. 9 p.m.; Fri. 12:20      (2:30) BET Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri.       forces are behind a popular
vault. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) D          p.m.                               3:30 p.m.                          new Web site. (HD) (PG-13)
Sat. 9 p.m.                           “The Parent Trap” ›››              “Picnic at Hanging Rock”           (2:00) SYFY Thu. 11:30 p.m.;
“Ocean’s Twelve” ››› (2004,           (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan.      ››› (1975, Mystery) Rachel         Fri. 3:30 p.m.
Comedy-Drama) George                  Reunited twin girls try to get     Roberts. Schoolgirls and           “The Pumpkin Karver” ›
Clooney. Indebted criminals           their parents back together.       teacher eerily vanish in 1900      (2006, Horror) Amy Weber. A
plan an elaborate heist in Eu-        (CC) (HD) (PG) (3:00) CMT Sat.     Australia. (CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM    killer terrorizes Halloween par-
rope. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:05)        4 p.m.; Sun. 6 a.m.                Fri. 5 p.m.                        tygoers on a deserted farm. (R)
HBO Thu. 12:45 p.m.                   “Paris Is Burning” ›››             “Pineapple Express” ››             (2:00) SYFY Mon. 9 a.m.
“The Odd Life of Timothy              (1990, Documentary) André          (2008, Comedy) Seth Rogen. A       “Puppy Love” (2012, Ro-
Green” ›› (2012, Comedy-Dra-          Christian. Gay men enter pos-      stoner flees after witnessing a    mance) Candace Cameron
ma) Jennifer Garner. A boy            ing contests in New York. (CC)     murder. (HD) (R) (2:30) FX         Bure. A ballplayer claims to be
brings magic into the lives of a      (HD) (R) (1:18) TMC Mon. Mid-      Mon. 5:30 p.m.; Tue. 1 p.m.        the owner of a woman’s new
married couple. (CC) (PG)             night                              “The Pink Panther” ›››             dog. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Fri.
                                                                                                            8 p.m.

                                                                                                            Q
(1:44) STARZ Thu. 5:55 a.m.           “Parkland” ›› (2013, Docud-        (1963, Comedy) Peter Sellers.
“Ogre” ›› (2008, Fantasy)             rama) James Badge Dale.            An incompetent inspector
John Schneider. Hikers en-            Chaos at Parkland Hospital af-     tracks a suave jewel thief. (CC)
counter an ogre that requires a       ter JFK’s assassination. (CC)      (NR) (2:00) TCM Sat. 1 p.m.        “Queen Christina” ››››
human sacrifice. (HD) (R)             (HD) (PG-13) (1:34) STARZ Tue.     “The Place Beyond the Pines”       (1933, Romance) Greta Garbo.
(2:00) SYFY Sat. 4 a.m.               11 p.m.; Wed. 3:20 p.m.            ››› (2012, Crime Drama)            The 17th-century Swedish
“Old School” ›› (2003, Come-          “Paul” ›› (2011, Comedy) Si-       Ryan Gosling. A biker robs         monarch renounces her throne.
dy) Luke Wilson. Three men re-        mon Pegg. Two British sci-fi       banks to support his infant        (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 5
live their wild past by starting a    nerds help an alien return to      son. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:20) MAX      a.m.
fraternity. (HD) (R) (2:00) TBS       his spaceship. (HD) (R) (2:00)     Thu. 1:20 a.m.                     “Quick Change” ››› (1990,
Sat. 1 p.m.                           SYFY Wed. 7 p.m.; Thu. 5 p.m.      “Point Break” ››› (1991, Ac-       Comedy) Bill Murray. A New
“On the Road” ›› (2012, Dra-          “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” ››          tion) Patrick Swayze. An FBI       Yorker’s carefully planned bank
ma) Garrett Hedlund. An aspir-        (2009, Comedy) Kevin James.        man turns surfer to nab rubber-    heist goes haywire. (CC) (R)
ing writer and his new friend hit     A security officer confronts bad   masked bank robbers. (HD) (R)      (1:28) ENC Wed. 11 a.m.
the open road. (CC) (HD) (R)          guys at a suburban New Jersey      (2:30) VH1 Sat. Midnight
(2:19) TMC Sat. 3:30 a.m.             mall. (HD) (PG) (2:00) CMT         “Predator” ››› (1987, Ac-
“Once Upon a Time in Mexico”          Sat. 7 p.m.                        tion) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A         Continued on next page
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                                     ence Fiction) Peter Weller. A       “Sahara” ›› (2005, Adven-           “Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare”
                                     murdered policeman returns as       ture) Matthew McConaughey.          (2010, Comedy) Voices of
                                     a crime-fighting cyborg. (CC) (R)   Adventurers search for a Con-       Matthew Lillard. Animated.
“Rain Fall” (2009, Action)           (1:42) ENC Tue. 1:55 a.m.                                               Scooby and the gang visit the
Kippei Shiina. A hit man pro-                                            federate ship in Africa. (CC)
                                     “Rocky” ›››› (1976, Drama)          (HD) (PG-13) (2:04) TMC Sat.        Whirlen Merlin Magic Academy.
tects a girl from CIA assassins.     Sylvester Stallone. A heavy-                                            (HD) (NR) (1:30) TOON Thu. 9
(Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD) (R)                                        4:50 p.m.; Wed. 8 p.m.; Fri.
                                     weight champ gives a club fight-    5:45 p.m.                           a.m.
(1:51) TMC Tue. 7:30 a.m., 4         er a title shot. (HD) (PG) (2:00)                                       “Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright”
p.m.                                                                     “The Sailor Takes a Wife” ››
                                     ± Mon. 11 a.m.                      (1945, Comedy) Robert Walker.       (2013, Comedy) Voices of
“Rambo: First Blood” ›››                                                                                     Frank Welker. Animated. The
                                     “Rocky II” ››› (1979, Dra-          A discharged sailor and his wife
(1982, Action) Sylvester Stal-                                                                               gang investigates a phantom
                                     ma) Sylvester Stallone. Under-      adjust to civilian life. (NR)
lone. A Vietnam vet is hounded       dog Philly fighter gets another                                         on a hit TV show. (HD) (NR)
by a brutal small-town sheriff.                                          (1:45) TCM Thu. 2:45 a.m.
                                     shot at heavyweight champ.          “San Quentin” ›› (1937, Dra-        (2:00) TOON Sun. 8:30 a.m.
(CC) (R) (2:30) CMT Sun. Mid-        (HD) (PG) (2:00) ± Tue. 11                                              “Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Un-
night, 2 p.m.                                                            ma) Pat O’Brien. A convict’s
                                     a.m.                                sister falls for a reformist        leashed” ›› (2004, Comedy)
“Rambo: First Blood Part II”         “Rocky III” ››› (1982, Dra-                                             Freddie Prinze Jr. The gang in-
›› (1985, Action) Sylvester                                              prison guard. (CC) (NR) (1:15)
                                     ma) Sylvester Stallone. A merci-    TCM Sat. 2:45 a.m.                  vestigates a group of ghouls.
Stallone. Ex-Green Beret goes        less contender forces Rocky                                             (HD) (PG) (2:00) TOON Sat. 11
on Vietnam mission. (R) (2:30)                                           “Sarafina!” ››› (1992, Musi-
                                     into a title match. (HD) (PG)       cal) Leleti Khumalo. Apartheid,     a.m.
CMT Sun. 4:30 p.m.                   (2:00) ± Wed. 11 a.m.                                                   “Scooby-Doo and the Cyber
“Random Hearts” ›› (1999,                                                as seen through the eyes of a
                                     “Rocky IV” ›› (1985, Drama)         black Soweto teen. (CC) (HD)        Chase” ›› (2001, Mystery)
Drama) Harrison Ford. A wid-         Sylvester Stallone. Vengeful                                            Voices of Joe Alaskey. Animat-
owed cop and congresswoman                                               (R) (1:55) TMC Wed. 11:10
                                     boxer Rocky Balboa faces a          a.m.                                ed. The gang must solve a mys-
learn of spouses’ affair. (CC)       deadly Soviet fighter. (HD) (PG)                                        tery in a video game. (HD) (NR)
(HD) (R) (2:13) MAX Tue. 3:55                                            “Saw 7” › (2010, Horror) To-
                                     (1:00) ± Sun. 11 a.m.; Thu.         bin Bell. A Jigsaw survivor un-     (1:30) TOON Wed. 9 a.m.
a.m.; Thu. 11:10 a.m.                11 a.m.                                                                 “SEAL Team VI” (2008, Action)
“Ratatouille” ››› (2007,                                                 leashes a new wave of terror.
                                     “Rocky IV” ›› (1985, Drama)         (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 1         Kristoffer Garrison. A secret
Comedy) Voices of Patton Os-         Sylvester Stallone. Vengeful                                            mission behind enemy lines be-
walt. Animated. A French rat en-                                         p.m.; Sun. 3 a.m.
                                     boxer Rocky Balboa faces a          “The Scarlet Clue” ›› (1945,        comes compromised. (CC) (R)
joys good food and longs to be-      deadly Soviet fighter. (CC) (HD)                                        (2:00) 4 Mon. Midnight
come a chef. (HD) (G) (2:27)                                             Mystery) Sidney Toler. Charlie
                                     (PG) (2:30) CMT Sun. 7 p.m.         Chan hunts spies who are after      “The Seamstress” (2009, Hor-
FAM Sat. 5:53 p.m.; Sun. 5:23        “Rocky V” ›› (1990, Drama)                                              ror) Lance Henriksen. A leg-
p.m.                                                                     vital radar plans. (NR) (1:15)
                                     Sylvester Stallone. The former      TCM Tue. 1:15 p.m.                  endary ghost terrorizes a young
“Reading, Writing & Romance”         champ agrees to train a rising                                          woman and her friends. (HD)
(2013, Romance) Eric Mabius.                                             “The Scarlet Coat” ›› (1955,
                                     young fighter. (HD) (PG-13)         Historical Drama) Cornel Wilde.     (R) (2:00) SYFY Mon. 11 a.m.
A struggling actor falls in love     (2:30) ± Fri. 11:30 a.m.                                                “Second Honeymoon” (2001,
with a high-school teacher. (CC)                                         Benedict Arnold is revealed to
                                     “Roman Polanski: Odd Man                                                Comedy-Drama) Roma Downey.
(HD) (2:00) HALL Sun. 4 p.m.                                             be a spy in Colonial America.       Relatives send a secretly di-
                                     Out” (2012, Documentary) Ro-        (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue.
“Rebound” ›› (2005, Come-            man Polanski fights extradition                                         vorcing couple on vacation.
dy) Martin Lawrence. A college                                           2:30 p.m.                           (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 2
                                     to the U.S. in 2010. (CC) (HD)      “Scarlet Dawn” ›› (1932,
basketball coach leads a team        (NR) (1:28) TMC Thu. 1:30                                               a.m.
of middle schoolers. (CC) (HD)                                           Drama) Douglas Fairbanks Jr.        “The Secret Heart” ›››
                                     p.m.                                An aristocrat falls for a servant
(PG) (1:26) MAX Thu. 3:10            “Romancing the Stone” ›››                                               (1946, Drama) Claudette Col-
p.m.                                                                     and becomes an outcast. (NR)        bert. A teen’s despondency
                                     (1984, Adventure) Michael Dou-      (1:00) TCM Tue. 6:15 a.m.
“Requiem for a Dream” ›››            glas. An adventurer helps a                                             over her father’s suicide caus-
(2000, Drama) Ellen Burstyn. A                                           “The Scarlet Letter” ›››            es concern. (CC) (NR) (1:45)
                                     novelist find her kidnapped sis-    (1926, Drama) Lillian Gish.
mother and son descend into          ter. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45)                                              TCM Wed. 9:15 p.m.
drug addiction. (CC) (HD) (NR)                                           Silent. A married woman is per-     “The Secret of My Success”
                                     STARZ Sat. 10:40 a.m.               secuted in Puritan Salem. (NR)
(1:42) TMC Sun. 3 a.m.               “Romeo Killer: The Chris Porco                                          ›› (1987, Comedy) Michael J.
“Rescue Dawn” ››› (2006,             Story” (2013, Docudrama) Eric       (2:00) TCM Tue. 3 a.m.              Fox. An ambitious youth climbs
War) Christian Bale. A U.S.          McCormack. A young man is           “Scarlet Pages” ›› (1930,           Manhattan’s corporate ladder.
fighter pilot is shot down over      accused of attacking his par-       Drama) Elsie Ferguson. Singer       (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:50) TMC
Laos. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:05)       ents with an ax. (HD) (2:00)        accused of killing foster father.   Sat. 6:45 a.m.; Wed. 2:30 p.m.
SHOW Sun. 4:55 p.m.; Mon. 4          LIFE Sun. 11 a.m.                   (NR) (1:15) TCM Tue. 5 a.m.         “Secretariat” ››› (2010, Dra-
a.m.; Fri. 11 a.m.                   “The Roommate” › (2011,             “The Scarlet Pimpernel” ›››         ma) Diane Lane. The story of
“The Rich Man’s Wife” ›              Suspense) Leighton Meester. A       (1935, Adventure) Leslie            the 1973 Triple Crown winner.
(1996, Suspense) Halle Berry.        college student’s roommate          Howard. A nobleman rescues          (CC) (PG) (2:30) D Sat. 3 p.m.
A woman in a troubled mar-           has a sinister side. (HD) (PG-      French aristocrats from the guil-   “See Jane Date” ›› (2003,
riage receives a murderous of-       13) (2:00) VH1 Sat. 10 p.m.         lotine. (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue.        Romance-Comedy) Charisma
fer. (R) (2:00) OXY Mon. 5           “Ruby Sparks” ››› (2012,            9:30 a.m.                           Carpenter. A single gal must
p.m., 7 p.m.                         Romance) Paul Dano. A novel-        “Scarlet River” › (1933, West-      find the perfect match to a
“Richard Pryor: Omit the Log-        ist with writer’s block wills a     ern) Tom Keene. A cowboy tries      made-up beau. (CC) (HD) (2:00)
ic” ››› (2013, Documentary)          woman into existence. (CC)          to free his girl from ruthless      HALL Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m.
Chevy Chase. The life and ca-        (HD) (R) (1:44) MAX Tue. 9          rustlers. (NR) (1:00) TCM Tue.      “Seed of Chucky” › (2004,
reer of comic Richard Pryor.         a.m.                                7:15 a.m.                           Horror) Jennifer Tilly. The doll
(CC) (HD) (NR) (1:30) SHOW           “The Rundown” ››› (2003,            “Scarlet Street” ››› (1945,         and his bride try to raise a
Wed. 1 a.m.                          Adventure) The Rock. A bounty       Crime Drama) Edward G. Robin-       killer child. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:26)
“Right Cross” ›› (1950, Dra-         hunter must find his boss’ son      son. Meek cashier embezzles         SHOW Fri. 12:40 a.m.
ma) June Allyson. A boxer fights     in the Amazon. (HD) (PG-13)         for woman playing him for pat-      “Sellebrity” (2012, Documen-
for the love of his manager’s        (2:30) SPIKE Wed. 5:30 p.m.         sy. (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 11:15      tary) Kevin Mazur examines
daughter. (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu.       “The Rundown” ››› (2003,            a.m.                                people’s obsession with
1:15 a.m.                            Adventure) The Rock. A bounty       “Scary Movie 4” ›› (2006,           celebrities. (CC) (HD) (NR)
“Road to Perdition” ›››              hunter must find his boss’ son      Comedy) Anna Faris. Two young       (1:29) SHOW Sat. 7:05 a.m.
(2002, Crime Drama) Tom Han-         in the Amazon. (PG-13) (2:30)       women team up to save the           “Sergeant York” ›››› (1941,
ks. A Depression-era mob en-         SPIKE Wed. 10 p.m.                  world from an alien invasion.       War) Gary Cooper. Tennessee
forcer and his son flee after a      “The Russians Are Coming,           (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) TBS Sun. 2      pacifist Alvin C. York becomes
fatal betrayal. (R) (2:00) $         the Russians Are Coming”            a.m., 12:45 p.m.                    a World War I hero. (CC) (NR)
Sun. 1 a.m.                          ››› (1966, Comedy) Carl             “Scooby-Doo and the Goblin          (2:30) TCM Wed. 12:15 p.m.
“Road Trip” ›› (2000, Come-          Reiner. A Soviet sub runs           King” ›› (2008, Comedy)             “Set It Off” ››› (1996, Ac-
dy) Seann William Scott. Four        aground off Nantucket. (CC)         Voices of Frank Welker. Animat-     tion) Jada Pinkett. Desperation
college pals set out to retrieve     (NR) (2:15) TCM Sat. 7 p.m.         ed. Scooby and Shaggy must

                                     S
                                                                                                             drives four women to bank-rob-
an incriminating tape. (CC) (HD)                                         stop a madman’s diabolical          bery. (CC) (R) (3:00) BET Wed.
(R) (1:34) MAX Sun. 3 p.m.;                                              plot. (HD) (NR) (1:30) TOON Fri.    9 p.m.; Thu. 1:30 p.m.
Wed. 12:45 p.m.                                                          9 a.m.                              “Seven Psychopaths” ›››
“Roadie” ›› (2011, Drama)            “Sabrina” ›› (1995, Ro-             “Scooby Doo and the Monster         (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. A
Ron Eldard. An unemployed            mance-Comedy) Harrison Ford.        of Mexico” (2003, Adventure)        screenwriter’s pals kidnap a
stagehand moves back in with         A chauffeur’s daughter awak-        Voices of Frank Welker. Animat-     mobster’s beloved dog. (CC)
his mother. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:35)     ens love in a rich workaholic.      ed. Scooby and his friends in-
TMC Wed. 12:50 p.m.                  (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:07) HBO           vestigate strange events. (HD)
“Robocop” ››› (1987, Sci-            Mon. 10:45 a.m.                     (NR) (1:30) TOON Mon. 9 a.m.           Continued on next page
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(HD) (R) (1:51) TMC Fri. 11:35        2:30 p.m.; Sat. 2 a.m.                Drama) Ned Beatty. An aging         Thu. 11:30 p.m.
p.m.                                  “Sleepy Hollow” ››› (1999,            park employee becomes an ex-        “Summer of Sam” ››› (1999,
“Shanghai Noon” ››› (2000,            Horror) Johnny Depp. Colonial         con’s pal and mentor. (CC) (HD)     Drama) John Leguizamo. The
Comedy) Jackie Chan. A Chi-           villagers lose their heads to a       (R) (1:50) SHOW Tue. 4 a.m.         Son of Sam killings strike fear
nese guard arrives in 1881            phantom horseman. (CC) (HD)           “Stage Beauty” ››› (2004,           in a Bronx neighborhood. (CC)
Nevada to rescue a princess.          (R) (1:45) SHOW Sat. 7 p.m.           Historical Drama) Billy Crudup.     (HD) (R) (2:22) MAX Sun. 3:40
(CC) (PG-13) (1:50) STARZ Sat.        “Slither” ››› (2006, Horror)          A 17th-century actor’s dresser      a.m.
6:05 p.m.; Sun. 9:35 a.m.;            Nathan Fillion. Alien organisms       becomes the first actress. (CC)     “Sunshine” ››› (2007, Sci-
Thu. 9:55 a.m., 10:40 p.m.            infest a small town. (CC) (HD)        (HD) (R) (1:50) SHOW Tue.           ence Fiction) Cillian Murphy. As-
“The Sheepman” ›› (1958,              (R) (1:36) SHOW Wed. 2:15             12:30 p.m.                          tronauts embark on a desper-
Western) Glenn Ford. A sheep-         p.m.                                  “Stakeout” ››› (1987, Sus-          ate mission to revive Earth’s
herder drives his flock deep          “The Smurfs” › (2011, Come-           pense) Richard Dreyfuss. A de-      dying sun. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:47)
into cattle country. (CC) (NR)        dy) Hank Azaria. Live action/an-      tective falls for a woman he is     MAX Fri. 7:40 a.m.
(1:30) TCM Fri. 3:30 p.m.             imated. A magic portal trans-         assigned to observe. (CC) (HD)      “Super Troopers” ›› (2001,
“She’s All That” ›› (1999,            ports little blue folks to Man-       (R) (1:55) TMC Thu. 11:30           Comedy) Jay Chandrasekhar.
Romance-Comedy) Freddie               hattan. (HD) (PG) (2:00) TOON         a.m.                                Budget cuts threaten the jobs
Prinze Jr. A high-school student      Sat. 6 p.m.; Sun. 5 p.m.              “Stand by Me” ›››› (1986,           of five state troopers. (CC) (R)
wagers he can remake a plain          “Snitch” ›› (2013, Crime Dra-         Comedy-Drama) Wil Wheaton.          (1:43) STARZ Wed. 1:35 p.m.;
Jane. (PG-13) (2:05) OXY Thu.         ma) Dwayne Johnson. A man in-         Boy and buddies go on hike to       Thu. 12:45 a.m.
5:40 p.m., 10:20 p.m.                 filtrates a drug cartel to save       find dead body in 1959. (CC)        “Superman: The Movie” ›››
“She’s Having a Baby” ››              his son from prison. (CC) (HD)        (R) (1:29) ENC Tue. 10:35           (1978, Adventure) Christopher
(1988, Comedy-Drama) Kevin            (PG-13) (1:52) MAX Sun. 6:05          a.m.; Sat. 1:15 a.m.                Reeve. Superman learns of a
Bacon. Yuppie copywriter weds         p.m.; Wed. 6 p.m.                     “Starship Troopers” ›››             plot to destroy the West Coast.
sweetheart, wonders if it’s a         “Snow White and the Hunts-            (1997, Science Fiction) Casper      (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:23) ENC Sun.
mistake. (CC) (PG-13) (1:45)          man” ›› (2012, Fantasy) Kris-         Van Dien. Young troops battle a     8 p.m.; Mon. 12:20 p.m.
ENC Tue. 2 p.m.                       ten Stewart. A huntsman sent          vicious army of gigantic in-        “Sushi Girl” (2012, Crime Dra-
“The Shop on Main Street”             to capture Snow White be-             sects. (CC) (R) (2:09) ENC Sat.     ma) Tony Todd. Thieves attend
››› (1965, Drama) Josef Kro-          comes her ally. (CC) (HD) (PG-        1:45 p.m.; Wed. 11:35 p.m.          a tension-filled dinner that in-
ner. A carpenter takes control        13) (2:07) HBO Fri. 5:45 p.m.         “Starving in Suburbia” (2014,       volves a naked woman. (CC)
of a Jewish woman’s button            “Son of the Mask” › (2005,            Drama) Laura Wiggins. A teen’s      (HD) (R) (1:38) TMC Mon. 3:35
store. (NR) (2:15) TCM Mon. 1         Comedy) Jamie Kennedy. A car-         fascination with a website          a.m.; Fri. 3:15 a.m.
a.m.                                  toonist’s infant son has ex-          prompts her anorexia. (CC)          “S.W.A.T.” ›› (2003, Action)
“Shrek” ››› (2001, Comedy)            traordinary powers. (CC) (HD)         (HD) (NR) (2:02) LIFE Sat. 10       Samuel L. Jackson. A Los Ange-
Voices of Mike Myers. Animat-         (PG) (1:35) MAX Sat. 8:20             p.m.; Sun. 2:02 a.m.                les SWAT team must protect a
ed. A monster and a donkey            a.m.; Fri. 6 a.m.                     “Stealth” ›› (2005, Action)         criminal. (CC) (PG-13) (1:56)
make a deal with a mean lord.         “Space Jam” ›› (1996, Come-           Josh Lucas. Three pilots com-       ENC Sat. 11:45 a.m., 10:05
(CC) (HD) (PG) (1:29) AMC             dy) Michael Jordan. Live ac-          bat artificial intelligence. (CC)   p.m.
Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 6 p.m.              tion/animated. Michael Jordan         (PG-13) (2:00) STARZ Mon.           “Swimfan” › (2002, Sus-
“Shrek the Third” ›› (2007,           and Looney Tunes. (HD) (PG)           10:45 a.m.                          pense) Jesse Bradford. A
Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers.         (2:00) VH1 Sat. 11 a.m.               “Step Up 3” ›› (2010, Dra-          teenager learns to regret his
Animated. Shrek and friends           “Sparkle” ›› (2012, Drama)            ma) Rick Malambri. Street           tryst with a new classmate.
look for the true heir of Far, Far    Jordin Sparks. A musical prodi-       dancers prepare for a high-         (CC) (PG-13) (1:24) STARZ Fri.
Away. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:33)           gy and her sisters reach for          stakes showdown. (HD) (PG-13)       5:15 a.m.
AMC Tue. 8 p.m.                       stardom. (CC) (PG-13) (1:52)          (2:00) FAM Thu. 9 p.m.              “The Switch” ›› (2010, Ro-
“The Siege” ›› (1998, Sus-            ENC Mon. 8:30 a.m.                    “Step Up Revolution” ››             mance-Comedy) Jennifer Anis-
pense) Denzel Washington. The         “Sparrows” ››› (1926, Sus-            (2012, Drama) Ryan Guzman. A        ton. A woman uses a friend’s
FBI attempts to hunt down ter-        pense) Mary Pickford. Silent. A       young woman strives to be a         sperm, unknowingly, to get
rorists in New York. (CC) (HD)        girl protects young orphans           professional dancer in Miami.       pregnant. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY
(R) (1:56) HBO Wed. 3:30 a.m.         from an evil captor. (NR) (2:00)      (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) SHOW       Wed. 9 p.m., 11 p.m.
“The Silence of the Lambs”            TCM Sun. 9 p.m.                       Thu. 9:30 p.m.                      “Swordfish” ›› (2001, Sus-
›››› (1991, Suspense) Jodie           “Spawn” ›› (1997, Fantasy)            “The Stepford Wives” ››             pense) John Travolta. An ex-con
Foster. A mad genius helps an         John Leguizamo. A dead man            (2004, Comedy) Nicole Kidman.       computer hacker is pulled into
FBI trainee pursue a serial           returns from hell to take re-         A couple move to a town where       a high-tech heist. (CC) (HD) (R)
                                                                                                                (1:56) TNT Sat. 1:04 a.m.

                                                                                                                T
killer. (CC) (R) (2:35) OXY Thu.      venge on his killer. (CC) (HD)        all women act the same. (CC)
1 p.m.                                (PG-13) (1:37) MAX Sun. 6:05          (PG-13) (2:00) CMT Mon. 9
“Silver Linings Playbook” ›››         a.m.; Fri. 4:20 a.m.                  p.m.; Tue. Noon; Fri. 9 p.m.
(2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley          “The Specialist” ›› (1994,            “Stepmom” ›› (1998, Drama)
                                                                            Julia Roberts. A woman tries        “Taken 2” ›› (2012, Action)
Cooper. A man intends to re-          Action) Sylvester Stallone. A                                             Liam Neeson. A vengeful father
build his life and reunite with       woman asks a bomb expert to           hard to make her lover’s chil-
                                                                            dren accept her. (CC) (PG-13)       abducts Bryan Mills and his
his estranged wife. (CC) (HD)         eliminate three gangsters. (CC)                                           wife. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:39)
(R) (2:02) SHOW Mon. 5:55             (R) (1:49) ENC Sun. 12:35             (2:04) ENC Tue. 8:20 a.m.
                                                                                                                MAX Mon. 11:10 a.m., 10
p.m.; Thu. 5:55 p.m.                  p.m.; Wed. 2:45 p.m.; Thu.            “Stop-Loss” ›› (2008, Drama)
                                                                                                                p.m.
“Sin City” ››› (2005, Action)         1:50 a.m.                             Ryan Phillippe. An American
                                                                                                                “Taken in Broad Daylight”
Jessica Alba. Sordid characters       “Speed” ››› (1994, Action)            soldier refuses to return to
                                                                                                                ››› (2009, Docudrama)
run amok in a crime-ridden me-        Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is        Iraq. (HD) (R) (2:30) FX Wed.
                                                                                                                James Van Der Beek. The FBI
tropolis. (HD) (R) (2:30) SYFY        wired to explode if it drops be-      11 a.m.                             conducts a search for abducted
Wed. 11:30 p.m.; Thu. Noon            low 50 mph. (CC) (HD) (R)             “The Story of G.I. Joe” ›››         teen Anne Sluti. (CC) (HD) (NR)
“Sinister” ›› (2012, Horror)          (1:55) AMC Sat. 11 a.m.; Thu.         (1945, War) Burgess Meredith.       (2:00) LIFE Sun. 1 p.m.
Ethan Hawke. A true-crime             3 p.m.; Fri. Noon                     Syndicated columnist Ernie Pyle     “Talladega Nights: The Ballad
writer uses found footage to un-      “Spice World” › (1997, Musi-          covers World War II with the in-    of Ricky Bobby” ›› (2006,
ravel a murder. (CC) (HD) (R)         cal Comedy) The Spice Girls.          fantry. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM        Comedy) Will Ferrell. A NASCAR
(1:49) SHOW Fri. 6 p.m.               The Spice Girls prepare for           Mon. 11 a.m.                        driver has a new rival. (CC)
“The Sisterhood of the Travel-        their first live concert. (CC) (PG)   “The Stratton Story” ›››            (HD) (NR) (2:30) COM Sat. 8
ing Pants” ››› (2005, Come-           (2:00) OXY Sat. 10 a.m.; Sun.         (1949, Biography) James Stew-       p.m., 10:30 p.m.
dy-Drama) Amber Tamblyn. Four         8 a.m.; Tue. 2 p.m.; Wed. 9           art. Pitcher Monty Stratton los-    “Tangled” ››› (2010, Musi-
teens keep in touch by passing        a.m.                                  es leg, makes comeback. (CC)        cal Comedy) Voices of Mandy
along a pair of jeans. (CC) (HD)      “Spider-Man 2” ››› (2004,             (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 7:15           Moore. Animated. A bandit pro-
(PG) (2:00) MAX Fri. 3 p.m.           Action) Tobey Maguire. Peter          p.m.                                vides Rapunzel’s ticket out of
“6 Month Rule” (2011, Ro-             Parker fights a man who has           “A Study in Scarlet” ››             her prison tower. (CC) (HD) (PG)
mance-Comedy) Blayne Weaver.          mechanical tentacles. (HD) (PG-       (1933, Mystery) Reginald            (1:45) DISN Fri. 8 p.m.
A womanizer teaches his hap-          13) (3:00) FX Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun.       Owen. Sherlock Holmes meticu-       “A Taste of Romance” (2011,
less friend how to stay single.       5 p.m.                                lously solves a series of mur-      Romance) Teri Polo. A grudge
(CC) (HD) (R) (1:39) TMC Wed.         “Spider-Man 3” ›› (2007, Ac-          ders. (NR) (1:15) TCM Tue.          between neighboring restaura-
9:30 a.m.                             tion) Tobey Maguire. Peter Park-      8:15 a.m.                           teurs turns to love. (CC) (HD)
“The Skeleton Key” ›› (2005,          er falls under the influence of       “The Subject Was Roses”             (NR) (2:00) HALL Sat. 9 p.m.
Suspense) Kate Hudson. A              his dark side. (HD) (PG-13)           ››› (1968, Drama) Patricia          “Teen Wolf” ›› (1985, Come-
nurse works in a New Orleans          (3:03) FX Sun. 8 p.m., 11:03          Neal. A World War II veteran
house with an odd history. (CC)       p.m.                                  comes home to his bickering
(HD) (PG-13) (1:44) AMC Fri.          “Spring Forward” ››› (1999,           parents. (CC) (G) (2:00) TCM            Continued on next page
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dy) Michael J. Fox. A family         must foil Richelieu’s anarchist      Comedy) Jackie Chan. Long-          edy-Drama) Elizabeth Taylor.
curse turns a high-school stu-       plot. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:50)       separated identical twins are       Travelers wait overnight in a
dent into a werewolf. (CC) (HD)      TMC Sun. 12:35 p.m., 10              mistaken for each other. (HD)       posh airport lounge. (CC) (NR)
(PG) (1:28) AMC Mon. 10 p.m.;        p.m.; Fri. 10:15 a.m.                (PG-13) (2:00) FX Wed. 7 a.m.       (2:15) TCM Mon. 8:45 a.m.
Tue. 4 p.m.                          “Thunder Soul” ››› (2010,            “Two for the Money” ››              “The Vow” ›› (2012, Ro-
“10 Violent Women” › (1982,          Documentary) Members of a            (2005, Drama) Al Pacino. Two        mance) Rachel McAdams. A
Action) Sherri Vernon. Female        1970s high-school jazz band re-      men handicap football games         man tries to restore his wife’s
coal miners seek excitement          unite. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28)         for high-rolling gamblers. (CC)     memory and their bond. (HD)
and land in prison. (R) (1:40)       SHOW Fri. 4:35 a.m.                  (HD) (R) (2:02) MAX Sat. 7:55       (PG-13) (2:00) FX Wed. 8 p.m.;
TCM Sun. 1 a.m.                      “Titanic” ›››› (1997, Histor-        p.m.; Tue. 3:45 p.m.                Thu. 4:30 p.m.

                                                                                                              W
“Terminal Velocity” ›› (1994,        ical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio.       “2 Guns” ›› (2013, Action)
Action) Charlie Sheen. A sky         A woman falls for an artist          Denzel Washington. Undercover
diver investigates the mysteri-      aboard the ill-fated ship. (PG-      agents go on the run after a
ous death of a student. (CC)         13) (3:15) BRAVO Thu. 2:58           mission goes bad. (CC) (HD) (R)     “W.” ›› (2008, Docudrama)
(HD) (PG-13) (1:42) TMC Thu.         p.m.; Fri. 8 a.m.                    (1:49) MAX Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun.       Josh Brolin. The life and contro-
5:05 a.m.                            “To Rome With Love” ››               10 p.m.; Wed. 10:50 a.m., 8         versial presidency of George W.
“Terminator 2: Judgment Day”         (2012, Romance-Comedy)               p.m.                                Bush. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:11)

                                                                          U
›››› (1991, Science Fiction)         Woody Allen. Four stories un-                                            SHOW Mon. 10:15 a.m.; Thu.
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Cy-           fold in the Eternal City. (CC) (R)                                       Noon
borgs battle over a youth who        (1:51) STARZ Tue. 2:45 a.m.                                              “Wait Until Dark” ››› (1967,
holds the key to the future.         “Today We Live” ›› (1933,            “U-571” ›› (2000, Suspense)         Suspense) Audrey Hepburn. A
(CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) TNT Sat. 9      War) Joan Crawford. A British        Matthew McConaughey. GIs try        blind woman fends off intrud-
a.m.                                 woman falls in love with an          to steal an encryption device       ers looking for a drug-filled doll.
“That’s My Boy” › (2012,             American pilot. (CC) (NR) (2:00)     from a German sub. (CC) (HD)        (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 3
Comedy) Adam Sandler. A              TCM Wed. 6:15 a.m.                   (PG-13) (1:56) MAX Sun. 1           p.m.
young man’s estranged father         “Tom and Jerry: The Magic            p.m.; Thu. 6 a.m.                   “Walk the Line” ››› (2005,
tries to reconnect with him.         Ring” (2002, Comedy) Voices          “U.F.O.” ›› (1956, Documen-         Biography) Joaquin Phoenix.
(CC) (R) (1:56) ENC Sun. 2:30        of Frank Welker. Animated.           tary) Re-creations and file         The story of music legends
p.m., 10:30 p.m.                     Chaos strikes when Jerry             footage of sightings files. (NR)    Johnny Cash and June Carter
“There’s Something About             steals Tom’s magical ring. (HD)      (1:30) TCM Mon. 3:15 a.m.           Cash. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:16)
Mary” ›› (1998, Romance-             (NR) (1:30) TOON Tue. 9 a.m.         “Under the Tuscan Sun” ›››          HBO Fri. 7 a.m.
Comedy) Cameron Diaz. A man          “Tommy Boy” ›› (1995, Com-           (2003, Romance) Diane Lane.         “A Walk to Remember” ››
hires a sleazy private eye to        edy) Chris Farley. An heir tries     A woman moves to Italy and be-      (2002, Romance) Shane West.
find a former classmate. (CC)        to save his father’s business.       friends a married man. (HD)         A high-school delinquent courts
(HD) (R) (1:58) HBO Sun. 3:25        (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM Sun.         (PG-13) (2:00) FAM Fri. 9 p.m.      a minister’s daughter. (CC) (HD)
a.m.                                 1:30 a.m., 6:29 p.m.                 “Underworld” ›› (2003, Hor-         (PG) (2:02) LIFE Thu. 10 p.m.;
“13 Going on 30” ››› (2004,          “Tony: London Serial Killer”         ror) Kate Beckinsale. A vampire     Fri. 2:02 a.m.
Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Gar-        ›› (2009, Comedy) Peter Fer-         protects a medical student          “Walkabout” ››› (1971, Ad-
ner. An uncool girl magically be-    dinando. A social misfit has a       from werewolves. (CC) (R)           venture) Jenny Agutter. A young
comes a successful adult. (PG-       secret life as a serial killer.      (2:01) ENC Thu. 1:50 p.m.           Aborigine guides two siblings
13) (2:00) OXY Fri. 6 p.m.,          (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:12) TMC Sat.       “Underworld: Evolution” ››          across the Outback. (GP) (2:00)
10:30 p.m.                           9 p.m.; Sun. Midnight                (2006, Horror) Kate Beckin-         TCM Fri. 10:45 p.m.
“30 Days of Night: Dark Days”        “Top Banana” ›› (1954, Musi-         sale. Vampire warrior Selene        “Walking Tall” ›› (2004, Ac-
(2010, Horror) Kiele Sanchez.        cal Comedy) Phil Silvers. A TV       seeks revenge for her betrayal.     tion) The Rock. A sheriff and a
Stella moves to L.A. to avenge       comic is about to lose his mar-      (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 9         deputy try to rid their town of
the death of her husband. (HD)       bles and everything else. (CC)       p.m.; Mon. 7 p.m.                   thugs. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)
(R) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 11 p.m.;        (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu. 1:30            “An Unfinished Life” ››             SPIKE Wed. 3:30 p.m., 8 p.m.
Mon. 5 p.m.                          p.m.                                 (2005, Drama) Robert Redford.       “Warm Bodies” ›› (2013, Ro-
“35 & Ticking” (2011, Ro-            “Total Recall” ››› (1990,            A Wyoming rancher shelters his      mance-Comedy) Nicholas Hoult.
mance-Comedy) Nicole Ari Park-       Science Fiction) Arnold              abused daughter-in-law. (HD)        An unusual romance unfolds af-
er. Friends try to figure out        Schwarzenegger. Strange              (PG-13) (2:00) FX Wed. 9 a.m.       ter a zombie saves a young
where their lives are heading.       dreams lead an earthling to in-      “The Uninvited” ›› (2009,           woman’s life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
(CC) (R) (2:30) BET Mon. 7           tergalactic intrigue. (CC) (HD)      Horror) Elizabeth Banks. A          (1:38) HBO Sat. 6:15 p.m.;
p.m.; Tue. 1:30 p.m.                 (R) (2:30) TNT Sat. 9 p.m.;          ghost warns a young woman           Thu. 11 a.m., 7:15 p.m.
“This Is the End” ››› (2013,         Sun. 3 p.m.                          about her father’s fiancee. (HD)    “The Warriors” ››› (1979,
Comedy) James Franco. An             “The Town” ››› (2010, Crime          (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 9          Action) Michael Beck. A street
apocalypse erupts in Los Ange-       Drama) Ben Affleck. A woman          p.m.; Sun. 7 p.m.                   gang tries desperately to reach
les. (CC) (R) (1:47) STARZ           doesn’t realize that her new         “Universal Soldier: The Return”     its home turf. (CC) (HD) (R)
Mon. 1:05 p.m., 9 p.m.               beau is a bank robber. (CC)          › (1999, Science Fiction) Jean-     (1:30) MAX Mon. 12:50 p.m.;
“This Means War” › (2012,            (HD) (R) (2:32) TNT Sun. 8           Claude Van Damme. A sentient        Thu. 4:40 p.m.
Action) Reese Witherspoon.           p.m., 10:32 p.m.                     computer puts cyborg soldiers       “The Watch” › (2012, Come-
Two CIA agents battle over the       “Toy Story 3” ››› (2010,             into attack mode. (CC) (HD) (R)     dy) Ben Stiller. Four men dis-
same woman. (HD) (PG-13)             Comedy) Voices of Tom Hanks.         (1:22) HBO Mon. 4 a.m.

                                                                          V
                                                                                                              cover that aliens have infiltrat-
(2:00) FX Tue. 8 p.m.                Animated. Woody, Buzz and the                                            ed their town. (CC) (HD) (R)
“A Thousand and One Nights”          rest of the toys are dumped in                                           (1:41) MAX Thu. 6:15 p.m.
›› (1945, Fantasy) Cornel            day care. (HD) (G) (2:10) FAM                                            “The Water Horse” ›››
Wilde. Aladdin enlists a genie’s     Sat. 8:20 p.m.; Sun. 7:50 p.m.       “Valley Girl” ›› (1983, Ro-         (2007, Fantasy) Emily Watson.
help to win a princess’s heart.      “Training Day” ››› (2001,            mance) Nicolas Cage. A high-        A lonely boy finds an unusual
(NR) (1:45) TCM Thu. 10 a.m.         Crime Drama) Denzel Washing-         school socialite dates a scruffy    egg on a Scottish lakeshore.
“A Thousand Clowns” ›››              ton. A rookie cop meets a cor-       young punker. (CC) (R) (1:35)       (CC) (PG) (2:00) D Sun. 3
(1965, Comedy) Jason Ro-             rupt Los Angeles narcotics offi-     ENC Fri. 4:25 a.m.                  p.m.
bards. Social workers deem an        cer. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:32) TNT        “Van Helsing” ›› (2004, Fan-        “The Way of the Gun” ››
ex-TV writer unfit to raise his      Fri. 8 p.m., 10:32 p.m.              tasy) Hugh Jackman. A mon-          (2000, Crime Drama) Ryan
nephew. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM         “Transformers” ››› (2007,            ster-hunter battles creatures in    Phillippe. Two criminal lowlifes
Thu. 7 p.m.                          Action) Shia LaBeouf. Two            Transylvania. (PG-13) (2:12)        hold a pregnant woman for ran-
“The Three Musketeers” ›››           races of robots wage war on          BRAVO Fri. 5:30 p.m.; Sat. 1        som. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) ENC
(1948, Adventure) Lana Turner.       Earth. (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) _         a.m.                                Tue. 3:45 a.m.
A band of swashbucklers              Sat. 8 p.m. * Sat. 8 p.m.            “Vehicle 19” › (2013, Sus-          “The Way, Way Back” ›››
swears to protect the French         “The Truman Show” ›››                pense) Paul Walker. A man           (2013, Comedy-Drama) Steve
throne. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM         (1998, Comedy-Drama) Jim Car-        finds a woman in his rental         Carell. A fatherless boy finds a
Wed. 11 p.m.                         rey. Cameras broadcast an un-        car’s trunk. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:25)   mentor in a water-park employ-
“The Three Musketeers” ››            witting man’s life. (HD) (PG)        MAX Sun. 4:35 p.m.; Mon.            ee. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:43)
(1993, Adventure) Charlie            (1:42) SHOW Sat. 9:40 a.m.;          12:50 a.m.; Fri. 8:30 p.m.          HBO Sat. 4:30 p.m.
Sheen. The Musketeers seek           Mon. 2:15 p.m.                       “Velvet Goldmine” ›› (1998,         “Welcome Home Roscoe Jenk-
to break Richelieu’s pact with       “12 Rounds” › (2009, Action)         Drama) Ewan McGregor. A re-         ins” ›› (2008, Comedy) Mar-
Britain. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45)       John Cena. An escaped convict        porter traces a washed-up glam      tin Lawrence. A talk-show star
SHOW Mon. 8:15 a.m.                  kidnaps a cop’s fiancee. (HD)        rocker’s music career. (CC)         returns to his Southern home-
“The Three Musketeers” ›             (PG-13) (2:30) FX Wed. 1:30          (HD) (R) (2:03) TMC Fri. 1:15
(2011, Action) Matthew Mac-          p.m.; Thu. 8:30 a.m.                 a.m.
Fadyen. D’Artagnan and friends       “Twin Dragons” ›› (1991,             “The V.I.P.’s” ›› (1963, Com-           Continued on next page
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town. (PG-13) (2:30) OXY Mon.       male FBI agents pose as fe-        Comedy) Norma Shearer. So-        “Yes Man” ›› (2008, Come-
2:30 p.m., 9 p.m.                   male socialites. (PG-13) (2:30)    cialites gossip about their       dy) Jim Carrey. A man tries to
“Welcome to the Punch” ››           FX Mon. 11 a.m.; Tue. 9:30         friend’s husband’s girlfriend.    change his life by saying yes to
(2013, Action) James McAvoy.        a.m.                               (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Tue. 7       everything. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
A detective gets a final chance     “White Oleander” ›› (2002,         p.m.
                                                                       “Women Are Trouble” ››            (2:32) COM Sat. 5:28 p.m.;
to nab an elusive criminal. (CC)    Drama) Alison Lohman. A teen
(HD) (R) (1:39) TMC Sat. 3:10       goes to foster care after her      (1936, Comedy-Drama) Stuart       Sun. 3:58 p.m.
p.m.; Tue. 2:20 p.m., 11:30         mother is imprisoned. (CC) (HD)    Erwin. Rival reporters fall in    “You Got Served” ›› (2004,
p.m.                                (PG-13) (1:50) MAX Thu. 4:10       love while getting the story on   Drama) Marques Houston.
“We’re the Millers” ›› (2013,       a.m.                               gangsters. (NR) (1:00) TCM Fri.   Street dancers work together to
Comedy) Jennifer Aniston. A         “Will” (2011, Drama) Damian        6:15 a.m.                         win a competition. (CC) (PG-13)
dealer goes to Mexico with a        Lewis. An orphan travels across    “The Words” ›› (2012, Dra-        (1:34) ENC Fri. 3:30 p.m.
fake family to score drugs. (CC)    Europe to go to a game. (CC)       ma) Bradley Cooper. A wannabe     “Youngblood” ›› (1986, Dra-
(HD) (R) (1:50) HBO Sat. 8          (HD) (NR) (1:42) SHOW Wed.         writer claims another man’s
                                                                       work as his own. (CC) (HD) (PG-   ma) Rob Lowe. New York farm
p.m., 11 p.m.; Sun. 7 p.m.;         10:45 a.m.
                                    “Willy Wonka and the Choco-        13) (1:36) TMC Sat. Noon;         boy goes to Canada to play
Wed. 9 p.m.; Thu. 1:25 a.m.
“The Westerner” ››› (1940,          late Factory” ››› (1971, Fan-      Thu. 11:35 p.m.                   semipro hockey. (CC) (R) (1:49)
Western) Gary Cooper. Hanging       tasy) Gene Wilder. A famous        “Words and Music” ›››             ENC Fri. 2:30 a.m.
Judge Roy Bean befriends a          confectioner offers a grand        (1948, Musical) Mickey            “Your Highness” › (2011,
Texas drifter. (CC) (NR) (1:45)     prize to five children. (HD) (G)   Rooney. The lives and music of    Comedy) Danny McBride. A
TCM Wed. 8:15 a.m.                  (2:00) FAM Sun. 10 p.m.; Mon.      Richard Rodgers and Lorenz        slacker prince has to join his
“When a Man Loves a Woman”          6 p.m.                             Hart. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM        brother on a noble quest. (CC)
›› (1994, Drama) Andy Gar-          “With a Song in My Heart”          Thu. 6:15 a.m.                    (HD) (NR) (2:00) COM Mon.
cia. Alcoholism threatens to        ››› (1952, Docudrama) Su-          “Wreck-It Ralph” ››› (2012,
                                                                       Comedy) Voices of John C. Reil-   11:54 a.m.
tear a San Francisco family         san Hayward. Singer Jane Fro-                                        “You’re in the Army Now” ››
apart. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:04)         man makes a comeback after         ly. Animated. An arcade-game
SHOW Sun. 8:30 a.m.                 an accident. (NR) (2:15) TCM       “bad guy” wants to be a hero.     (1941, Comedy) Jimmy Du-
“Where the Heart Is” ››             Sun. 5 p.m.                        (CC) (PG) (1:41) ENC Sun. 6:15    rante. Two vacuum cleaner
(2000, Comedy-Drama) Natalie        “The Woman in Black” ›››           p.m.; Mon. 6:45 a.m., 4:25        salesmen are accidentally draft-
                                                                       p.m.

                                                                       X
Portman. Kind townspeople be-       (2012, Horror) Daniel Radcliffe.                                     ed. (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu. 8:30
friend an abandoned teen and        A lawyer goes to a house in a                                        a.m.

                                                                                                         Z
her infant. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)       marsh, which has secrets. (CC)
(2:00) MAX Wed. 4:10 a.m.           (HD) (PG-13) (1:35) TMC Mon.       “XXX” ›› (2002, Action) Vin
“While She Was Out” ››              6:45 a.m., 2:50 p.m.               Diesel. A spy tries to stop an
(2008, Suspense) Kim                “The Woman in the Fifth” ››        anarchist with weapons. (CC)      “Zero Dark Thirty” ›››
Basinger. An abused woman           (2011, Suspense) Ethan             (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) A&E Sun. 3    (2012, Docudrama) Jessica
turns the tables on her attack-     Hawke. In Paris, an American       p.m.                              Chastain. Elite operatives hunt

                                                                       Y
ers. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) ^         writer begins an affair with a                                       Osama bin Laden. (CC) (R)
Sat. 1 p.m.                         mysterious widow. (CC) (HD) (R)                                      (2:37) ENC Thu. 10 p.m.
“White Chicks” ›› (2004,            (1:23) TMC Mon. 10:05 a.m.                                           “Zoolander” ›› (2001, Come-
Comedy) Shawn Wayans. Two           “The Women” ›› (2008, Com-         “The Yards” ›› (2000, Crime
male FBI agents pose as fe-         edy-Drama) Meg Ryan. Betrayal      Drama) Mark Wahlberg. An ex-      dy) Ben Stiller. A disgraced
male socialites. (CC) (HD) (PG-     strains the bond between two       con takes a job at his corrupt    male model is brainwashed to
13) (2:30) COM Sat. 2:58 p.m.       high-powered women. (HD) (PG-      uncle’s subway-train business.    become an assassin. (HD) (PG-
“White Chicks” ›› (2004,            13) (2:30) TBS Tue. 2 a.m.         (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) TMC Sun.     13) (2:00) TBS Sun. 6 p.m.;
Comedy) Shawn Wayans. Two           “The Women” ››› (1939,             6 p.m.; Fri. 12:05 p.m.           Mon. 12:30 a.m.
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TVTIMES                                   TALK SHOWS                                            May 3-9, 2014                              71

                                                                  Late-night
Monday                                    “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11      p.m. TBS                            11:34 p.m. +
                                       p.m. TBS                               “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N)          “David Letterman” (CC) (N)
    “Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L              “Watch What Happens:             11:31 p.m. COM                      11:35 p.m. %
    “Jon Stewart” (N) 11 p.m. COM      Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO                “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N)             “Jimmy Kimmel”: Kobe
    “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11           “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N)       11:34 p.m. +                        Bryant; Lake Bell; Pharrell. (CC)
p.m. TBS                               11:31 p.m. COM                         “David Letterman” (CC) (N)       (N) 11:35 p.m. _
    “Watch What Happens:                  “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N)          11:35 p.m. %                           “Pete Holmes” (N) midnight TBS
Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO                11:34 p.m. +                           “Jimmy Kimmel”: Pharrell            “Seth Meyers” (CC) (N)
    “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N)            “David Letterman” (CC) (N)       Williams. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _     12:36 a.m. +
11:31 p.m. COM                         11:35 p.m. %                           “Pete Holmes” (N) midnight TBS      “Craig Ferguson”: Lisa
    “Jimmy Fallon”: Bryan                 “Jimmy Kimmel”: Jon                 “Seth Meyers” (CC) (N)           Kudrow. (N) 12:37 a.m. %
Cranston; Brie Larson. (CC) (N)        Hamm; Emma Roberts. (CC)            12:36 a.m. +                           “Nightline” (N) 12:37 a.m. _
11:34 p.m. +                           (N) 11:35 p.m. _                       “Craig Ferguson”: Tim               “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +
    “David Letterman” (CC) (N)            “Pete Holmes” (N) midnight TBS   Meadows; Megan Boone. (CC)
11:35 p.m. %                              “Seth Meyers” (CC) (N)           (N) 12:37 a.m. %                    Friday
    “Jimmy Kimmel”: Sally Field; Ju-   12:36 a.m. +                           “Nightline” (N) 12:37 a.m. _
lia Roberts. (N) 11:35 p.m. _             “Craig Ferguson”: Richard           “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +          “Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L
    “Pete Holmes” (N) midnight TBS     Ayoade. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. %                                             “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N)
    “Seth Meyers”: Jenna Elf-             “Nightline” (N) 12:37 a.m. _     Thursday                            11:34 p.m. +
man. (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. +                “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +                                              “David Letterman” (CC) (N)
    “Craig Ferguson”: Elisabeth                                               “Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L         11:35 p.m. %
Moss. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. %            Wednesday                              “Jon Stewart” (N) 11 p.m. COM      “Jimmy Kimmel” 11:35 p.m. _
                                                                              “Watch What Happens:               “Seth Meyers” (CC) (N)
    “Nightline” (N) 12:37 a.m. _
                                          “Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L         Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO             12:36 a.m. +
    “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +
                                          “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11           “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11        “Craig Ferguson”: Eugenio
Tuesday                                p.m. COM                            p.m. TBS                            Derbez; Elizabeth Henstridge.
                                          “Watch What Happens:                “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N)       (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. %
  “Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L             Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO             11:31 p.m. COM                        “Nightline” (N) 12:37 a.m. _
  “Jon Stewart” (N) 11 p.m. COM           “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11         “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N)            “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +



                                                                   Daytime
Monday                                    “Rachael Ray” (N) 9 a.m. L       p.m. %                                 “Bill Cunningham”: DNA test
                                          “Wendy Williams”: Jenna Elf-        “Steve Harvey”: Mother’s         results. (N) 3 p.m. L
   “Today”: Zac Efron; Dave            man; Julie Morgenstern; Tank.       Day gifts. (N) 2 p.m. +                “Dr. Oz”: (N) 4 p.m. ^
Franco; Jenna Elfman. (CC) (N)         (CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^                     “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $              “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $
7 a.m. +                                  “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1         “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _               “Ellen DeGeneres”: Connie
   “Kelly and Michael”: Zac            p.m. ^                                 “Bethenny”: Renee                Britton; Ellie Kemper. (N) 4
Efron; “American Idol” castoff.           “The Talk” 1 p.m. %              Graziano; Mike Cannon; Chuck        p.m. +
(CC) (N) 9 a.m. _                         “Maury”: Men accused of          Nice. (N) 3 p.m. +
   “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N) 9            cheating. (CC) (N) 2 p.m. ^            “Bill Cunningham”: Lie de-       Friday
a.m. L                                    “Queen Latifah” (CC) (N) 2       tector tests. (N) 3 p.m. L
   “Wendy Williams”: LaTavia                                                                                      “Today”: Kim Goldman; Ellen
                                       p.m. %                                 “Dr. Oz”: (N) 4 p.m. ^
Roberson; losing weight. (CC)                                                                                  Prager; Carey Hart. (CC) (N) 7
                                          “Steve Harvey”: Mother-of-          “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $
(N) 10 a.m. ^                                                                                                  a.m. +
                                       the-year candidates. (CC) (N) 2        “Ellen DeGeneres”: Julia
   “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1                                                                                    “Kelly and Michael”: Zoe
                                       p.m. +                              Roberts; Ray LaMontagne. (CC)
p.m. ^                                                                                                         Saldana; John Slattery. (CC) (N)
                                          “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $           (N) 4 p.m. +
   “The Talk” (CC) 1 p.m. %                                                                                    9 a.m. _
                                          “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _
                                                                                                                  “Rachael Ray” (N) 9 a.m. L
   “Maury”: Paternity tests.              “Bethenny”: Melissa Rivers;      Thursday                               “Wendy Williams”: Must-
(CC) (N) 2 p.m. ^                      David Venable. (CC) (N) 3 p.m.
   “Queen Latifah” (CC) (N) 2                                                “Today”: Zoe Saldana; Cathy       have kitchen gadgets. (CC) (N)
                                       +
p.m. %                                                                     LaGrow. (N) 7 a.m. +                10 a.m. ^
                                          “Bill Cunningham”: Moth-
   “Steve Harvey”: Online dat-                                               “Kelly and Michael”: Jon             “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1
                                       er/daughter confrontations.
ing; Susan Lucci. (CC) (N) 2                                               Hamm; Roger Goodell. (CC) (N)       p.m. ^
                                       (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L
p.m. +                                                                     9 a.m. _                               “The Talk” 1 p.m. %
                                          “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^
   “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $                                                    “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N) 9             “Maury”: DeAndre will not
                                          “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $
   “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _                                                   a.m. L                              own up to being a dad. (CC) (N)
                                          “Ellen DeGeneres”: Kevin
                                                                             “Wendy Williams”: Patricia        2 p.m. ^
   “Bethenny”: Bob Guiney; Adri-       Spacey; Alison Sweeney. (CC)
                                                                           Heaton; Jerry Springer. (CC) (N)       “Queen Latifah” (N) 2 p.m. %
enne Bailon. (N) 3 p.m. +              (N) 4 p.m. +
   “Bill Cunningham”: Teen                                                 10 a.m. ^                              “Steve Harvey”: Women
                                       Wednesday                             “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1       struck by tragedy. (N) 2 p.m.
mothers. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L
                                                                           p.m. ^                              +
   “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^
                                         “Today”: Seth Rogen; Eliza-         “The Talk” 1 p.m. %                  “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $
   “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $
                                       beth Olsen. (N) 7 a.m. +              “Maury”: Secret fetish for           “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _
   “Ellen DeGeneres”: Megan
                                         “Kelly and Michael”: Jenny Mc-    overweight women. (CC) (N) 2           “Bethenny”: Lance Bass;
Fox; Taye Diggs. (CC) (N) 4 p.m.
                                       Carthy; MKTO. (N) 9 a.m. _          p.m. ^                              Charlamagne Tha God. (CC) (N)
+
                                         “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N) 9            “Queen Latifah” (CC) (N) 2        3 p.m. +
Tuesday                                a.m. L                              p.m. %                                 “Bill Cunningham”: Men who
                                         “Wendy Williams”: John              “Steve Harvey”: Reigniting        refuse to step up as fathers.
  “Today”: Larry King; Aaron           Leguizamo; Dr. Lamm. (CC) (N)       romantic spark. (N) 2 p.m. +        (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L
Taylor-Johnson. (CC) (N) 7 a.m.        10 a.m. ^                             “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $               “Dr. Oz ” (N) 4 p.m. ^
+                                        “The Talk” (CC) 1 p.m. %            “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _                “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $
  “Kelly and Michael”: Neil              “Maury”: Sisters meddle.            “Bethenny”: Heather Thom-            “Ellen DeGeneres”: Mila Ku-
Patrick Harris; Rick Springfield.      (CC) (N) 2 p.m. ^                   son; Farnoosh Torabi. (CC) (N)      nis; Keith Urban. (CC) (N) 4
(CC) (N) 9 a.m. _                        “Queen Latifah” (CC) (N) 2        3 p.m. +                            p.m. +
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Q&A
   Q: Will they ever          A: We got that up-
bring back “Vegas”?        date very recently
   A: Only if a network    from the man himself,
were to pick it up in      and additional dramas
repeats.                   about the Robert P.
   Q: Did Tony Curtis      Parker-created charac-
ever do a television se-   ter are still very much
ries?                      on Selleck’s mind. He
   A: Several, in fact.    says CBS isn’t interest-
After roles in episodes    ed in continuing them,
of some of the anthol-     so it’s a matter of find-
ogy drama series of        ing another outlet
the 1950s, his focus       where he can make
was on movie work          them to his creative
throughout the 1960s,      satisfaction for an ac-
but he teamed with         ceptable budget.
Roger Moore for the           Q: I heard that the
British-made early         actors from
1970s adventure series     “Nashville” are going
“The Persuaders!”          out on an actual con -
That only lasted one       cert tour. Is that true?
season, as did his sub-       A: Not all of them,
sequent home-screen        but several stars of the
effort, a component of     ABC series — Charles
the NBC “Mystery           Esten, Clare Bowen,
Movie” franchise titled    Jonathan Jackson,
“McCoy.”                   Sam Palladio and
  Though he didn’t ap-     Chris Carmack — have
pear in every episode,     banded together to
Curtis was in the cast
                           give live performanc-
of the 1978-81 ABC de-
                           es. Their first engage-
tective show “Vega$,”
                           ment was in Chicago
playing a casino mag-
                           at the end of April;
nate who retained pri-
                           this week, they’re slat-
vate eye Dan Tanna
                           ed to appear in Wash-
(Robert Urich).
                           ington, D.C. (Sunday),
   Q: I enjoyed the re -
cent PBS documentary       Philadelphia (Monday)
about the Dave Clark       and New York (Tues-
Five, and I was inter-     day).
ested by the mention         The fourth sound-
of the pop music series    track album from the
“Ready Steady Go!”         series goes on sale the
Has that ever been         same day as that New
shown in America?          York concert, which is
   A: Yes, but only for    therefore a promotion-
a brief time. Clark        al vehicle — for the se-
bought the rights to       ries, too — as well as a
the tapes that existed     show in and of itself.
of the classic British        Q: It’s been a year
show that featured         since “Star Trek Into
many of the top per-       Darkness” was in the-
formers of the mid-        aters. Is it coming to
1960s — including, as      any of the pay chan -
might be expected, the     nels soon?
Dave Clark Five — and         A: It already has.
for a time, Disney         For the past couple of
Channel was one of         months, it’s been on
the takers. That actual-   EPIX ... which isn’t as
ly was the only run        widely distributed as
that the show has had      HBO or Showtime but
in the United States to    has become the main
date.                      home of movies from
   Q: Is there any up -    the Paramount, MGM
date on Tom Selleck        and Lionsgate studios,
doing any more “Jesse      since they co-own the
Stone” movies?             channel.˚

				
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