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					BAY AREA NEWS GROUP                                                                       April 12-18, 2014




             INDEX
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Hi-def TV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 - 5
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Sports Highlights . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 - 8
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Saturday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9  9
Saturday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 01
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Saturday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 1 - 1 3
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Saturday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .1 3 - 1 4
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Saturday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 5
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Sunday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 6 1
Sunday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 7 1
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Sunday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 8 - 2 0
Sunday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . .2 0 - 2 12
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Sunday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 2
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Monday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 3
                                                  2
Monday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 4
                                             2
Monday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 5 - 2 7
Monday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .2 7 - 2 82
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Monday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 9
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Tuesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 0
Tuesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 13
                                            3
Tuesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 2 - 3 4
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Tuesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .3 4 - 3 5
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Tuesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 6
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Wednesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 7
                                               3
Wednesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 8
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Wednesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . .3 9 - 4 1
                                          4
Wednesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 1 - 4 2
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Wednesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 3
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                                                  4
Thursday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 4
                                                  4
Thursday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 5
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Thursday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 6 - 4 8
Thursday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 8 - 4 94
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Thursday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 0
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Friday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 1
Friday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 2
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                                                      5
Friday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 3 - 5 5
Friday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . . .5 5 - 5 65
                                                      5
Friday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 7
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Movies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 8 - 7 0
                                                  5
                                                              Billy Bob Thornton returns to TV in this new
Network addresses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 0   7      series adapted from the Coen brothers classic
Talk shows . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 1
                                                       7      dark comedy. 10 p.m. Tuesday FX
Q&A/Crossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 2     7
TVTIMES                               HIGH DEF                                    April 12-18, 2014                             2


Saturday
                                                   High-Def TV                                      “Believe” 9 p.m. #, +


                                                   April 12-18
                                                                                                    “Resurrection” 9 p.m. _, *
“Modern Family” 8 p.m. ^                                                                            “Masterpiece Classic” 9 p.m.
“Dateline NBC” 8 p.m. #, +                                                                             )
“Two and a Half Men” 8 p.m.                                                                         “The Mentalist” 9 p.m. `; 10
    %                                                                                                  p.m. %
“Castle” 8 p.m. _, *                                                                                “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ?
“Bee Gees: One Night Only” 8     “Two and a Half Men” 9 p.m.      Sunday                            “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.
    p.m. )                           H                                                                 D
“48 Hours” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m.      “Law & Order: Special Victims    “The Simpsons” 8 p.m. ^, H        “The Closer” 9 p.m. L
    %, `; 10 p.m. %                  Unit” 9 p.m. Z               “American Dream Builders” 8       “Law & Order: Special Victims
“Sábado Gigante” 8 p.m. .        “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”      p.m. #, +                         Unit” 9 p.m. Z
“30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4                   9 p.m. ±                     “The Amazing Race” 8 p.m.         “Leverage” 9 p.m. ±
“Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ?           “Flipping Vegas” 9 p.m. A&E         %                              “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E
“Bones” 8 p.m. L                 “Turn” 9 p.m. AMC                “Once Upon a Time” 8 p.m.         “Turn” 9 p.m. AMC
“30 Days to a Younger Heart      “Too Cute!” 9 p.m. ANIM             _, *                           “Rocky Mountain Bounty
    With Dr. Steven Masley,      “Guntucky” 9 p.m. CMT            “Call the Midwife” 8 p.m. )          Hunters” 9 p.m. ANIM
    MD” 8 p.m. V                 “Timber Kings” 9 p.m. DSC        “The Good Wife” 8 p.m. `; 9       “Cops Reloaded” 9 p.m. CMT
“Leverage” 8 p.m. Z              “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD               p.m. %                         “Austin & Ally” 9 p.m. DISN
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”   Movie “It Could Happen to        “Nuestra Belleza Latina” 8        “Naked and Afraid: Uncen-
    8 p.m. ±                         You” 9 p.m. HALL                p.m. .                            sored” 9 p.m. DSC
“Flipping Vegas” 8 p.m. A&E      “Property Brothers” 9 p.m.       “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ?            “America’s Best Cook” 9 p.m.
“Too Cute!” 8 p.m. ANIM              HGTV                         “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D             FOOD
“Celebration of Gospel 2014”     “Pawn Stars” 9 p.m. HIST         “Bones” 8 p.m. L                  “Game of Thrones” 9 p.m.
    8 p.m. BET                   “The Thundermans” 9 p.m.         “Frontline” 8 p.m. V                 HBO
“Cops Reloaded” 8 p.m. CMT           NICK                         “Leverage” 8 p.m. Z               “Beachfront Bargain Hunt” 9
“Alaska: The Last Frontier” 8    “Da Vinci’s Demons” 9 p.m.       “Leverage” 8 p.m. ±                  p.m. HGTV
    p.m. DSC                         STARZ; 10 p.m. STARZ         “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E         “Pawn Stars” 9 p.m. HIST
“Total Divas” 8 p.m. E!          “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.     “River Monsters” 8 p.m. ANIM      “Drop Dead Diva” 9 p.m. LIFE
Movie “Despicable Me” 8 p.m.         TBS                          “The Real Housewives of At-       “2014 MTV Movie Awards” 9
    FAM                          “Sex Sent Me to the E.R.” 9         lanta” 8 p.m. BRAVO
                                                                                                       p.m. MTV, VH1
“Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD                p.m. TLC                     “Cops Reloaded” 8 p.m. CMT
                                                                                                    “Nurse Jackie” 9 p.m. SHOW
Movie “Just Go With It” 8 p.m.   Movie “The Frighteners” 9        “Liv & Maddie” 8 p.m. DISN
                                                                  “Naked and Afraid” 8 p.m.         “Bar Rescue” 9 p.m. SPIKE
    FX                               p.m. TMC
                                 “American Dad” 9 p.m. TOON          DSC                            “Long Island Medium” 9 p.m.
Movie “Pacific Rim” 8 p.m.                                                                             TLC
    HBO                          “Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m.        “Total Divas” 8 p.m. E!
                                     TRAV                         Movie “The Call” 8 p.m. ENC       “Robot Chicken” 9 p.m. TOON
“Property Brothers” 8 p.m.                                                                          “Hotel Secrets & Legends” 9
    HGTV                         “Impractical Jokers” 9 p.m.      Movie “Cloudy With a Chance
                                     TRUTV                           of Meatballs” 8 p.m. FAM          p.m. TRAV
“Pawn Stars” 8 p.m. HIST                                                                            “World’s Dumbest...” 9 p.m.
Movie “Death Clique” 8 p.m.      “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30       “Food Court Wars” 8 p.m.
                                     p.m. ^                          FOOD                              TRUTV
    LIFE
                                 “Brit Floyd: Live at Red         Movie “Ghost Rider: Spirit of     “Law & Order: Special Victims
Movie “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”
    8 p.m. MAX                       Rocks” 9:30 p.m. )              Vengeance” 8 p.m. FX; 10          Unit” 9 p.m. USA
Movie “Bring It On: In It to     “Bloopers” 9:30 p.m. 4              p.m. FX                        “Robot Chicken” 9:15 p.m.
    Win It” 8 p.m. MTV           “Two and a Half Men” 9:30        “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” 8        TOON
“Sam & Cat” 8 p.m. NICK              p.m. H                          p.m. HALL                      “Bloopers” 9:30 p.m. 4
Movie “Django Unchained” 8       “Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue    “Caribbean Life” 8 p.m. HGTV      “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30
    p.m. SHOW                        for 2014!” 9:30 p.m. V       “Pawn Stars” 8 p.m. HIST             p.m. D
“GLORY 15: Istanbul” 8 p.m.      “Pawn Stars” 9:30 p.m. HIST      “Shameless” 8 p.m. SHOW           “Vatican City & the Papacy
    SPIKE                        “Instant Mom” 9:30 p.m. NICK     “Bar Rescue” 8 p.m. SPIKE            With Burt Wolf” 9:30 p.m.
“Sex Sent Me to the E.R.” 8      “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30       “Da Vinci’s Demons” 8 p.m.           V
    p.m. TLC                         p.m. TBS                        STARZ; 9 p.m. STARZ            “Married to Medicine” 9:30
Movie “The Help” 8 p.m. TNT      “Family Guy” 9:30 p.m. TOON      Movie “Wedding Crashers” 8           p.m. BRAVO
“King of the Hill” 8 p.m. TOON   “Impractical Jokers” 9:30 p.m.      p.m. TBS                       “Cops Reloaded” 9:30 p.m.
“The Dead Files: Q&A” 8 p.m.         TRUTV                        “Long Island Medium” 8 p.m.          CMT
    TRAV                         “Saturday Night Live” 10 p.m.       TLC                            “Jessie” 9:30 p.m. DISN
“Impractical Jokers” 8 p.m.          #, +                         Movie “Alex Cross” 8 p.m.         “Beachfront Bargain Hunt”
    TRUTV                        “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10             TMC                               9:30 p.m. HGTV
“Modern Family” 8 p.m. USA           p.m. `                       Movie “The Help” 8 p.m. TNT       “Pawn Stars” 9:30 p.m. HIST
“Rules of Engagement” 8 p.m.     “Community” 10 p.m. 4            “The Venture Bros.” 8 p.m.        “Californication” 9:30 p.m.
    WGN-A                        “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H             TOON                              SHOW
“Da Vinci’s Demons” 8:05         “The Listener” 10 p.m. ±         “Mysteries at the Museum” 8       “Long Island Medium” 9:30
    p.m. STARZ                   “Flipping Vegas” 10 p.m. A&E        p.m. TRAV                         p.m. TLC
Movie “Bedtime Stories” 8:15     “My Cat From Hell: Scratch       “truTV Top Funniest” 8 p.m.       “Bob’s Burgers” 9:30 p.m.
    p.m. DISN                        Tracks” 10 p.m. ANIM            TRUTV                             TOON
“Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. ^      “FNA USA” 10 p.m. CMT            “Law & Order: Special Victims     “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.
“Friends With Better Lives”      “Lab Rats” 10 p.m. DISN             Unit” 8 p.m. USA                  ^
    8:30 p.m. %                  “Timber Kings” 10 p.m. DSC       “Black Ink Crew” 8 p.m. VH1       “Crisis” 10 p.m. #, +
“Community” 8:30 p.m. 4          Movie “Happy Feet Two” 10        “Salem: Witches Are Real” 8       “The Bletchley Circle” 10 p.m.
“Seinfeld” 8:30 p.m. H               p.m. FAM                        p.m. WGN-A                        )
“Cops Reloaded” 8:30 p.m.        “Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD           Movie “Broken City” 8:05 p.m.     “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10
    CMT                          “House Hunters Renovation”          MAX                               p.m. `
Movie “Superbad” 8:30 p.m.           10 p.m. HGTV                 “Gilligan’s Island” 8:27 p.m.     “Sal y Pimienta” 10 p.m. .
    COM                          “Pawn Stars” 10 p.m. HIST           TVLND                          “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ?
“MLB Baseball” 8:30 p.m.         Movie “Zoe Gone” 10 p.m.         “Family Guy” 8:30 p.m. ^,         “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D
    CSNBA                            LIFE                            H                              “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H
“Pawn Stars” 8:30 p.m. HIST      Movie “Oblivion” 10 p.m. MAX     “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D       “KCRA 3 News at 10- Sunday”
“King of the Hill” 8:30 p.m.     “Outrageous 911” 10 p.m. TLC     “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.             10 p.m. Z
    TOON                         “Family Guy” 10 p.m. TOON           A&E                            “Leverage” 10 p.m. ±
“Impractical Jokers” 8:30 p.m.   “The Dead Files” 10 p.m.         “I Didn’t Do It” 8:30 p.m. DISN   “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E
    TRUTV                            TRAV                         “Caribbean Life” 8:30 p.m.        “Mad Men” 10 p.m. AMC
“Modern Family” 8:30 p.m.        “Impractical Jokers” 10 p.m.        HGTV                           “River Monsters: Unhooked”
    USA                              TRUTV                        “Pawn Stars” 8:30 p.m. HIST          10 p.m. ANIM
Movie “Ghostbusters” 8:30        “Nightline Prime” 10:01 p.m.     “Long Island Medium” 8:30         “Cops Reloaded” 10 p.m. CMT
    p.m. VH1                         _, *                            p.m. TLC                       “Jessie” 10 p.m. DISN
“The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.     “Game of Thrones” 10:15 p.m.     “The Venture Bros.” 8:30 p.m.     “Naked and Afraid” 10 p.m.
    ^                                HBO                             TOON                              DSC
“20/20” 9 p.m. _, *              “Cops” 10:15 p.m. SPIKE;         “Cosmos: A Spacetime              Movie “A Bug’s Life” 10 p.m.
“The Closer” 9 p.m. ?, L             10:26 p.m. SPIKE                Odyssey” 9 p.m. ^, H              FAM
TVTIMES                                 HIGH DEF                                    April 12-18, 2014                              3

“Cutthroat Kitchen” 10 p.m.       “30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4             “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10           “Dance Moms” 8 p.m. LIFE
   FOOD                           “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D          p.m. `                         Movie “There’s Something
“Silicon Valley” 10 p.m. HBO      “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.          “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10             About Mary” 8 p.m. MAX
“Living Alaska” 10 p.m. HGTV          A&E                              p.m. .                         “Ink Master” 8 p.m. SPIKE
“No Man’s Land” 10 p.m. HIST      “Futurama” 8:30 p.m. COM          “Community” 10 p.m. 4             “The Big Bang Theory” 8 p.m.
Movie “The Internship” 10         “The Fabulist” 8:30 p.m. E!       “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6              TBS
   p.m. MAX                       “Family Guy” 8:30 p.m. TBS        “The Middle” 10 p.m. ?            “19 Kids and Counting” 8 p.m.
“Years of Living Dangerously”     “King of the Hill” 8:30 p.m.      “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D                  TLC
   10 p.m. SHOW                       TOON                          “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H           “King of the Hill” 8 p.m. TOON
“Catch a Contractor” 10 p.m.      “Lizard Lick Towing” 8:30 p.m.    “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10        “Bizarre World” 8 p.m. TRAV
   SPIKE                              TRUTV                            p.m. L                         “Hardcore Pawn” 8 p.m.
“My Five Wives” 10 p.m. TLC       “Making: Silicon Valley” 8:45     “Inspector Morse” 10 p.m. V           TRUTV
Movie “Lawless” 10 p.m. TMC           p.m. HBO                      “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.       “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hus-
“Bob’s Burgers” 10 p.m. TOON      “The Following” 9 p.m. ^, H          Z                                  tle” 8 p.m. VH1
“Hotel Secrets & Legends” 10      “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m.        “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ±        “How I Met Your Mother” 8
   p.m. TRAV                          )                             “Bates Motel” 10 p.m. A&E             p.m. WGN-A
“World’s Dumbest...” 10 p.m.      “Person of Interest” 9 p.m.       “Rocky Mountain Bounty            “30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4
   TRUTV                              `; 10 p.m. %                     Hunters” 10 p.m. ANIM          “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D
“Law & Order: Special Victims     “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9        “Let’s Stay Together” 10 p.m.     “Storage Wars” 8:30 p.m. A&E
   Unit” 10 p.m. USA                  p.m. .                           BET                            “Tosh.0” 8:30 p.m. COM
“Revenge” 10:01 p.m. _, *         “The Tomorrow People” 9 p.m.      “Southern Charm” 10 p.m.          “Flip or Flop” 8:30 p.m. HGTV
Movie “Death Clique” 10:01            ?, L                             BRAVO                          “Counting Cars” 8:30 p.m.
   p.m. LIFE                      “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.      “South Park” 10 p.m. COM              HIST
                                      D                             “Warriors Postgame” 10 p.m.       “The Big Bang Theory” 8:30
Monday                            “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.        CSNBA                              p.m. TBS
                                      J                             “Good Luck Charlie” 10 p.m.       “19 Kids and Counting” 8:30
“Bones” 8 p.m. ^, H               “Inspector Morse” 9 p.m. V           DISN                               p.m. TLC
“The Voice” 8 p.m. #, +           “Law & Order: Special Victims     “Lords of the Car Hoards” 10      “King of the Hill” 8:30 p.m.
“2 Broke Girls” 8 p.m. %              Unit” 9 p.m. Z                   p.m. DSC                           TOON
“Dancing With the Stars” 8        “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ±         “Mystery Diners” 10 p.m.          “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hus-
   p.m. _, *                      “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E            FOOD                               tle” 8:30 p.m. VH1
“Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m.        “River Monsters” 9 p.m. ANIM      “Archer” 10 p.m. FX               “New Girl” 9 p.m. ^, H
   )                              “The Real Housewives of Or-       “House Hunters” 10 p.m.           “Marvel’s Agents of
“Mike & Molly” 8 p.m. `; 9            ange County” 9 p.m. BRA-         HGTV                               S.H.I.E.L.D.” 9 p.m. _, *
   p.m. %                             VO                            “Down East Dickering” 10          “The Address” 9 p.m. )
“Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.      “South Park” 9 p.m. COM              p.m. HIST                      “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9
   .                              “Fast N’ Loud” 9 p.m. DSC         “Bring It!” 10 p.m. LIFE              p.m. .
“30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4                “Fashion Police” 9 p.m. E!; 10    Movie “The Shining” 10 p.m.       “Supernatural” 9 p.m. ?, L
“Star-Crossed” 8 p.m. ?, L            p.m. E!                          MAX                            “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.
“Modern Family” 8 p.m. D          Movie “A Bug’s Life” 9 p.m.       “House of Food” 10 p.m. MTV           D
“Poirot” 8 p.m. V                     FAM                           “Warehouse 13” 10 p.m. SYFY       “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.
“Law & Order: Special Victims     “Kitchen Casino” 9 p.m. FOOD      “The Big Bang Theory” 10              J
   Unit” 8 p.m. Z                 “The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL             p.m. TBS                       “Brains on Trial With Alan
“Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ±         Movie “Man of Steel” 9 p.m.       “My 600-Lb. Life” 10 p.m. TLC         Alda” 9 p.m. V
“Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E             HBO                           “Family Guy” 10 p.m. TOON         “Bones” 9 p.m. Z
“River Monsters: Unhooked” 8      “Love It or List It” 9 p.m.       “Bizarre Foods America” 10        “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ±
   p.m. ANIM                          HGTV                             p.m. TRAV                      “Storage Wars” 9 p.m. A&E
“The Real Housewives of Or-       “Swamp People” 9 p.m. HIST        “The Safecrackers” 10 p.m.        “Great Bear Stakeout” 9 p.m.
   ange County” 8 p.m. BRA-       “Bring It!” 9 p.m. LIFE              TRUTV                              ANIM
   VO                             “Nurse Jackie” 9 p.m. SHOW;       “The Blacklist” 10:01 p.m.        “The Real Housewives of New
“The Dukes of Hazzard” 8 p.m.         10 p.m. SHOW                     #, +                               York City” 9 p.m. BRAVO
   CMT                            “Family Guy” 9 p.m. TBS           “Castle” 10:01 p.m. _, *          Movie “No Reservations” 9
“Futurama” 8 p.m. COM             “My 600-Lb. Life” 9 p.m. TLC      Movie “Forrest Gump” 10:01            p.m. CMT
Movie “Tinker Bell” 8 p.m.        Movie “Beauty Shop” 9 p.m.           p.m. AMC                       “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM
   DISN                               TMC                                                             “Eric & Jessie: Game On” 9
“Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up” 8       “Dallas” 9 p.m. TNT; 10:01        Tuesday                               p.m. E!
   p.m. DSC                           p.m. TNT                                                        “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD
“Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8   “The Cleveland Show” 9 p.m.       “Glee” 8 p.m. ^, H                “The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL
   p.m. FOOD                          TOON                          “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, +           “Game of Thrones” 9 p.m.
Movie “The Waterboy” 8 p.m.       “Bizarre Foods America” 9         “NCIS” 8 p.m. %                       HBO
   FX                                 p.m. TRAV                     “Marvel’s Agents of               “Flip or Flop” 9 p.m. HGTV
“One Last Hug: Three Days at      “Lizard Lick Towing” 9 p.m.           S.H.I.E.L.D.” 8 p.m. _, *     “Counting Cars” 9 p.m. HIST
   Grief Camp” 8 p.m. HBO             TRUTV                         “Pioneers of Television” 8 p.m.   “Dance Moms” 9 p.m. LIFE
“Love It or List It” 8 p.m.       “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hus-       )                             “Teen Mom 2” 9 p.m. MTV
   HGTV                               tle” 9 p.m. VH1               “NCIS: Los Angeles” 8 p.m.        “Nurse Jackie” 9 p.m. SHOW
“Swamp People” 8 p.m. HIST        “Salem: Witches Are Real” 9           `; 9 p.m. %                   “Ink Master” 9 p.m. SPIKE
“Bring It!” 8 p.m. LIFE               p.m. WGN-A                    “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.      “Da Vinci’s Demons” 9 p.m.
Movie “The Conjuring” 8 p.m.      “Mickey Mouse” 9:25 p.m.              .                                 STARZ
   MAX                                DISN                          “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4                “19 Kids and Counting” 9 p.m.
“2014 MTV Movie Awards” 8         “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30        “The Originals” 8 p.m. ?, L           TLC
   p.m. MTV                           p.m. D                        “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D          Movie “Notting Hill” 9 p.m.
“Years of Living Dangerously”     “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.          “Nature” 8 p.m. V                     TMC
   8 p.m. SHOW                        A&E                           “Bones” 8 p.m. Z                  “The Cleveland Show” 9 p.m.
“Family Guy” 8 p.m. TBS           “South Park” 9:30 p.m. COM        “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ±             TOON
“My 600-Lb. Life” 8 p.m. TLC      “Austin & Ally” 9:30 p.m.         “Storage Wars” 8 p.m. A&E         “SI: The Making of Swimsuit
“Castle” 8 p.m. TNT                   DISN                          “The Real Housewives of At-           2014: From Sand to
“King of the Hill” 8 p.m. TOON    “The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL           lanta” 8 p.m. BRAVO               Space” 9 p.m. TRAV
“Bizarre Foods America” 8         “Californication” 9:30 p.m.       “The Dukes of Hazzard” 8 p.m.     “Hardcore Pawn” 9 p.m.
   p.m. TRAV                          SHOW                              CMT                               TRUTV
“Lizard Lick Towing” 8 p.m.       “The Cleveland Show” 9:30         “Inside Amy Schumer” 8 p.m.       “Basketball Wives LA” 9 p.m.
   TRUTV                              p.m. TOON                         COM                               VH1
“WWE Monday Night RAW” 8          “Lizard Lick Towing” 9:30 p.m.    Movie “Tinker Bell and the        “About a Boy” 9:01 p.m. #,
   p.m. USA                           TRUTV                             Lost Treasure” 8 p.m. DISN        +
“Basketball Wives LA” 8 p.m.      “Black Ink Crew” 9:30 p.m.        “Deadliest Catch: Season 9        “Person of Interest” 9:01 p.m.
   VH1                                VH1                               Revealed” 8 p.m. DSC              `; 10:01 p.m. %
“Friends With Better Lives”       “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.        “Giuliana & Bill” 8 p.m. E!       “Mickey Mouse” 9:25 p.m.
   8:30 p.m. %                        ^                             “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD                 DISN
“Mom” 8:30 p.m. `; 9:30           “Independent Lens” 10 p.m.        “Flip or Flop” 8 p.m. HGTV        “The Mindy Project” 9:30 p.m.
   p.m. %                             )                             “Counting Cars” 8 p.m. HIST           ^, H
TVTIMES                           HIGH-DEF TV                                    April 12-18, 2014                            4

“The Big Bang Theory” 9:30      “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. `; 9      Movie “Streets” 9 p.m. BET      “Survivorman: Bigfoot” 10
    p.m. D                         p.m. %                         “Million Dollar Listing New        p.m. DSC
“Storage Wars” 9:30 p.m. A&E    “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.          York” 9 p.m. BRAVO          “The Soup” 10 p.m. E!
“The Game” 9:30 p.m. BET           .                              Movie “Footloose” 9 p.m. CMT    “Restaurant: Impossible” 10
“Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM          “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4                “South Park” 9 p.m. COM            p.m. FOOD
“Dog With a Blog” 9:30 p.m.     “Arrow” 8 p.m. L; 10 p.m.         “Naked and Afraid” 9 p.m.       “The Americans” 10 p.m. FX
    DISN                           ?                                  DSC                         “House Hunters” 10 p.m.
“Eric & Jessie: Game On” 9:30   “Great Romances of the 20th       “Total Divas” 9 p.m. E!            HGTV
    p.m. E!                        Century” 8 p.m. V              Movie “A Cinderella Story” 9    “Down East Dickering” 10
“The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL     “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”        p.m. FAM                       p.m. HIST
“Flip or Flop” 9:30 p.m. HGTV      8 p.m. Z                       “Restaurant: Impossible” 9      “Bring It!” 10 p.m. LIFE
“Counting Cars” 9:30 p.m.       “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ±                p.m. FOOD                   Movie “Gangster Squad” 10
    HIST                        “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E         “The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL           p.m. MAX
Movie “The Words” 9:30 p.m.     “Rocky Mountain Bounty            Movie “Pacific Rim” 9 p.m.      “Web of Deceit” 10 p.m. TLC
    SHOW                           Hunters” 8 p.m. ANIM               HBO                         “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON
“The Cleveland Show” 9:30       “The Game” 8 p.m. BET             “Property Brothers” 9 p.m.      “Toy Hunter” 10 p.m. TRAV
    p.m. TOON                   “Million Dollar Listing New           HGTV                        “South Beach Tow” 10 p.m.
“Modern Family” 9:30 p.m.          York” 8 p.m. BRAVO             “American Pickers” 9 p.m.          TRUTV
    USA                         “The Dukes of Hazzard” 8 p.m.         HIST                        “Hot in Cleveland” 10 p.m.
“Parks and Recreation” 9:30        CMT                            “Preachers’ Daughters” 9 p.m.      TVLND
    p.m. WGN-A                  “Workaholics” 8 p.m. COM              LIFE                        “NCIS” 10 p.m. USA
“Growing Up Fisher” 9:31 p.m.   Movie “Tinker Bell and the        “Californication” 9 p.m. SHOW   “The Fabulous Life Of...” 10
    #, +                           Great Fairy Rescue” 8 p.m.     “Da Vinci’s Demons” 9 p.m.         p.m. VH1
“Da Vinci’s Demons” 9:55           DISN                               STARZ                       “Chicago PD” 10:01 p.m. #,
    p.m. STARZ                  “Naked and Afraid” 8 p.m.         Movie “The Day After Tomor-        +
“Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.         DSC                                row” 9 p.m. SYFY            “The Big Bang Theory” 10:01
    ^                           “Melissa & Joey” 8 p.m. FAM       “Women of Homicide” 9 p.m.         p.m. D
“Chicago Fire” 10 p.m. #, +     “Save My Bakery” 8 p.m.               TLC                         “Castle” 10:02 p.m. TNT
“Celebrity Wife Swap” 10 p.m.      FOOD                           “The Cleveland Show” 9 p.m.
    _, *                        “Silicon Valley” 8 p.m. HBO           TOON                        Thursday
“CBS 13 News at 10p” 10         “HGTV Smart Home 2014” 8          “Toy Hunter” 9 p.m. TRAV
    p.m. `                         p.m. HGTV                      “South Beach Tow” 9 p.m.        “Hell’s Kitchen” 8 p.m. ^, H
“Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10       “American Pickers” 8 p.m.             TRUTV                       “Community” 8 p.m. #, +
    p.m. .                         HIST                           “Everybody Loves Raymond” 9     “The Big Bang Theory” 8 p.m.
“Community” 10 p.m. 4           “Bring It!” 8 p.m. LIFE               p.m. TVLND                     %
“PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6        Movie “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”    “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA               “Grey’s Anatomy” 8 p.m. _,
“The Middle” 10 p.m. ?             8 p.m. MAX                     “Parks and Recreation” 9 p.m.      *
“Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D            “Teen Mom 2” 8 p.m. MTV; 9            WGN-A                       “Bee Gees: One Night Only” 8
“FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H            p.m. MTV                       “Castle” 9:01 p.m. TNT             p.m. )
“KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10      Movie “The Rundown” 8 p.m.        “Mickey Mouse” 9:25 p.m.        “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.
    p.m. L                         SPIKE                              DISN                           .
“Brains on Trial With Alan      “Family Guy” 8 p.m. TBS           “Last of the Summer Wine”       “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4
    Alda” 10 p.m. V             “Dateline: Real Life Mysteries”       9:30 p.m. V                 “The Vampire Diaries” 8 p.m.
“KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.        8 p.m. TLC                     “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.           ?, L
    Z                           Movie “Dare” 8 p.m. TMC               A&E                         “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D
“The Listener” 10 p.m. ±        “Castle” 8 p.m. TNT               “South Park” 9:30 p.m. COM      “House” 8 p.m. Z
“Barry’d Treasure” 10 p.m.      “King of the Hill” 8 p.m. TOON    “A.N.T. Farm” 9:30 p.m. DISN    “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”
    A&E                         “Food Paradise” 8 p.m. TRAV       “The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL        8 p.m. ±
“Game of Arms” 10 p.m. AMC      “South Beach Tow” 8 p.m.          Movie “The Longest Yard”        “The First 48” 8 p.m. A&E
“The Game” 10 p.m. BET             TRUTV                              9:30 p.m. SHOW              “Ice Cold Gold: After the
“Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM            “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA                 “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30         Thaw” 8 p.m. ANIM
“Giants Postgame” 10 p.m.       “Suburgatory” 8:30 p.m. _,            p.m. TBS                    “Centric’s Comedy All-Stars” 8
    CSNBA                          *                              Movie “As Cool as I Am” 9:30       p.m. BET
“Good Luck Charlie” 10 p.m.     “30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4                 p.m. TMC                    “The Millionaire Matchmaker”
    DISN                        “As Time Goes By” 8:30 p.m.       “The Cleveland Show” 9:30          8 p.m. BRAVO; 9 p.m. BRA-
“Deadliest Catch” 10 p.m.          V                                  p.m. TOON                      VO
    DSC                         “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.          “Toy Hunter” 9:30 p.m. TRAV     Movie “Paul Blart: Mall Cop”
“Total Divas” 10 p.m. E!           A&E                            “South Beach Tow” 9:30 p.m.        8 p.m. CMT
“Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD          “Let’s Stay Together” 8:30            TRUTV                       Movie “Tinker Bell and the Se-
“Fargo” 10 p.m. FX                 p.m. BET                       “Parks and Recreation” 9:30        cret of the Wings” 8 p.m.
“Silicon Valley” 10 p.m. HBO    “Worst Thing I Ever Bought”           p.m. WGN-A                     DISN
“House Hunters” 10 p.m.            8:30 p.m. E!                   “Mixology” 9:31 p.m. _, *       “Lords of the Car Hoards” 8
    HGTV                        “Baby Daddy” 8:30 p.m. FAM        “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.         p.m. DSC
“American Restoration” 10       “Veep” 8:30 p.m. HBO                  ^                           “Secret Societies Of Holly-
    p.m. HIST                   “Family Guy” 8:30 p.m. TBS        “Nashville” 10 p.m. _, *           wood” 8 p.m. E!
Movie “The Purge” 10 p.m.       “King of the Hill” 8:30 p.m.      “Your Inner Fish” 10 p.m. )     “America’s Best Cook” 8 p.m.
    MAX                            TOON                           “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10            FOOD
“Awkward.” 10 p.m. MTV          “South Beach Tow” 8:30 p.m.           p.m. `                      “Rehab Addict” 8 p.m. HGTV
“Ink Master” 10 p.m. SPIKE         TRUTV                          “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10       “Pawn Stars” 8 p.m. HIST
“The Big Bang Theory” 10        “Law & Order: Special Victims         p.m. .                      Movie “The Ugly Truth” 8 p.m.
    p.m. TBS                       Unit” 9 p.m. #, D              “Community” 10 p.m. 4              LIFE
“The Little Couple” 10 p.m.     “Modern Family” 9 p.m. _,         “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6        “Instant Mom” 8 p.m. NICK
    TLC                            *                              “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H         Movie “Love Actually” 8 p.m.
“Inside the NBA” 10 p.m. TNT    “NOVA” 9 p.m. )                   “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10         SHOW
“American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON     “CSI: Crime Scene Investiga-          p.m. L                      “Family Guy” 8 p.m. TBS
“Bizarre Foods With Andrew         tion” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m.        “The Vicar of Dibley” 10 p.m.   “My Big Fat American Gypsy
    Zimmern” 10 p.m. TRAV          %                                  V                              Wedding” 8 p.m. TLC
“Chrisley Knows Best” 10 p.m.   “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9        “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.     Movie “W.” 8 p.m. TMC
    USA                            p.m. .                             Z                           “Castle” 8 p.m. TNT
“The Fabulous Life Of...” 10    “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.     “Burn Notice” 10 p.m. ±         “King of the Hill” 8 p.m. TOON
    p.m. VH1                       J                              “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E      “Mysteries at the Museum” 8
                                “The 100” 9 p.m. L                Movie “Forrest Gump” 10 p.m.       p.m. TRAV
Wednesday                       “Keeping Up Appearances” 9            AMC                         “Impractical Jokers” 8 p.m.
                                   p.m. V                         “Flipping Out” 10 p.m. BRAVO       TRUTV
“American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H     “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”    “Workaholics” 10 p.m. COM       “Law & Order: Special Victims
“Revolution” 8 p.m. #, D           9 p.m. Z                       “Warriors Postgame” 10 p.m.        Unit” 8 p.m. USA
“Survivor” 8 p.m. %             “Burn Notice” 9 p.m. ±                CSNBA
“The Middle” 8 p.m. _, *        “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E         “Good Luck Charlie” 10 p.m.
“Nature” 8 p.m. )               “River Monsters” 9 p.m. ANIM          DISN                           Continued on next page
TVTIMES                  HIGH-DEF TV                                                          April 12-18, 2014

“The Crazy Ones” 8:01 p.m.       “Scandal” 10 p.m. _, *           “Sons of Guns: Locked and         “Bellator MMA Live” 9 p.m.
   `; 9:01 p.m. %                “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10             Loaded” 8 p.m. DSC                SPIKE
“Parks and Recreation” 8:30         p.m. `                        “Eric & Jessie: Game On” 8        Movie “Parkland” 9 p.m.
   p.m. #, +                     “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10           p.m. E!                           STARZ
“30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4               p.m. .                        “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8   Movie “Singin’ in the Rain” 9
“Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D      “Community” 10 p.m. 4               p.m. FOOD                         p.m. TCM
“MLB Baseball” 8:30 p.m.         “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6         Movie “Twilight” 8 p.m. FX        “Say Yes to the Dress” 9 p.m.
   CSNBA                         “The Middle” 10 p.m. ?           “Game of Thrones” 8 p.m.             TLC
“Rehab Addict” 8:30 p.m.         “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D                HBO                            “The Cleveland Show” 9 p.m.
   HGTV                          “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H          “Rev. Run’s Renovation” 8            TOON
“Pawn Stars” 8:30 p.m. HIST      “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10          p.m. HGTV                      “Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m.
“The Challenge: Free Agents”        p.m. L                        “American Pickers” 8 p.m.            TRAV
   8:30 p.m. MTV                 “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.         HIST                           “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30
“Family Guy” 8:30 p.m. TBS          Z                             “Celebrity Wife Swap” 8 p.m.         p.m. D
“King of the Hill” 8:30 p.m.     “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ±          LIFE                           “Key & Peele” 9:30 p.m. COM
   TOON                          “Beyond Scared Straight” 10      Movie “Argo” 8 p.m. MAX
“Impractical Jokers” 8:30 p.m.                                                                      “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
                                    p.m. A&E                      “2014 MTV Movie Awards” 8
   TRUTV                                                                                               9:30 p.m. FOOD
                                 “Alaska: The Last Frontier” 10      p.m. MTV
“The Big Bang Theory” 8:31          p.m. ANIM                                                       “The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL
                                                                  Movie “Django Unchained” 8        “Rev. Run’s Renovation” 9:30
   p.m. %                        “Million Dollar Listing New         p.m. SHOW
“American Idol” 9 p.m. ^, H         York” 10 p.m. BRAVO                                                p.m. HGTV
                                                                  “Cops” 8 p.m. SPIKE
“Grey’s Anatomy” 9 p.m. _,       “FNA USA” 10 p.m. CMT                                              “Say Yes to the Dress: Randy
                                                                  “WWE Friday Night Smack-
   *                             “Review” 10 p.m. COM                Down!” 8 p.m. SYFY                Knows Best” 9:30 p.m. TLC
“Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9       “Good Luck Charlie” 10 p.m.      Movie “Knocked Up” 8 p.m.         “The Cleveland Show” 9:30
   p.m. .                           DISN                             TBS                               p.m. TOON
“Reign” 9 p.m. ?, L              “Fast N’ Loud” 10 p.m. DSC       “Say Yes to the Dress: Randy      “Modern Family” 9:30 p.m.
“The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.     “Total Divas” 10 p.m. E!            Knows Best” 8 p.m. TLC            USA
   D                             “Beat Bobby Flay” 10 p.m.        Movie “The Master” 8 p.m.         “Parks and Recreation” 9:30
“Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.       FOOD                             TMC                               p.m. WGN-A
   J                             “Game of Thrones” 10 p.m.        Movie “The Incredible Hulk” 8     “Mickey Mouse” 9:50 p.m.
“The Blood Sugar Solution 10-       HBO                              p.m. TNT                          DISN
   Day Detox Diet” 9 p.m. V      “House Hunters” 10 p.m.          “King of the Hill” 8 p.m. TOON    “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.
“House” 9 p.m. Z                    HGTV                          “Dead Files Revisited” 8 p.m.        ^
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”   “Vikings” 10 p.m. HIST              TRAV                           “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10
   9 p.m. ±                      Movie “Fool’s Gold” 10 p.m.      “Check, Please! Bay Area”            p.m. `
“The First 48” 9 p.m. A&E           LIFE                             8:30 p.m. )                    “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10
“Ice Cold Gold” 9 p.m. ANIM      Movie “Prometheus” 10 p.m.       “30 Rock” 8:30 p.m. 4                p.m. .
“South Park” 9 p.m. COM             MAX                           “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”        “Community” 10 p.m. 4
“Fast N’ Loud” 9 p.m. DSC        “The Challenge: Free Agents”        8:30 p.m. ?, L                 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6
“Total Divas” 9 p.m. E!             10 p.m. MTV                   “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D       “The Middle” 10 p.m. ?
Movie “Sydney White” 9 p.m.      “America’s Worst Tattoos” 10     “Futurama” 8:30 p.m. COM          “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D
   FAM                              p.m. TLC                      “Eric & Jessie: Game On” 8:30     “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H
“Chopped Canada” 9 p.m.          “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON                                        “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10
                                                                     p.m. E!
   FOOD                          “Hotel Secrets & Legends” 10     “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”        p.m. L
“Saint George” 9 p.m. FX            p.m. TRAV
“The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL                                             8:30 p.m. FOOD                 “Midsomer Murders” 10 p.m.
                                 “Impractical Jokers” 10 p.m.     “Rev. Run’s Renovation” 8:30         V
“Veep” 9 p.m. HBO                   TRUTV
“Rehab Addict” 9 p.m. HGTV                                           p.m. HGTV                      “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.
                                 “Sirens” 10 p.m. USA             “Sam & Cat” 8:30 p.m. NICK
“iMPACT Wrestling” 9 p.m.        Movie “Forrest Gump” 10:01                                            Z
   SPIKE                                                          “Cops” 8:30 p.m. SPIKE            “Psych” 10 p.m. ±
                                    p.m. AMC                      “Say Yes to the Dress: Un-
“My Big Fat American Gypsy       Movie “Bad Teacher” 10:02                                          “The First 48” 10 p.m. A&E
   Wedding” 9 p.m. TLC                                               veiled” 8:30 p.m. TLC          Movie “Forrest Gump” 10 p.m.
                                    p.m. FX                       “King of the Hill” 8:30 p.m.
“The Cleveland Show” 9 p.m.      “Castle” 10:02 p.m. TNT                                               AMC
   TOON                                                              TOON                           “Tanked: Unfiltered” 10 p.m.
                                 Movie “The Call” 10:05 p.m.
“Mysteries at the Museum” 9                                       “Last Man Standing” 8:31             ANIM
                                    ENC
   p.m. TRAV                     Movie “Lincoln” 10:10 p.m.          p.m. _, *                      “Scandal” 10 p.m. BET
“Impractical Jokers” 9 p.m.         TMC                           “Shark Tank” 9 p.m. _, *          “Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM
   TRUTV                         “Nurse Jackie” 10:15 p.m.        “American Masters” 9 p.m. )       “Giants Postgame” 10 p.m.
“Law & Order: Special Victims       SHOW                          “Blue Bloods” 9 p.m. `; 10           CSNBA
   Unit” 9 p.m. USA                                                  p.m. %                         “Austin & Ally” 10 p.m. DISN
                                                                  “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9
“Hollywood Game Night” 9:01
   p.m. #, +
                                 Friday                              p.m. .
                                                                                                    “Boss Hog” 10 p.m. DSC
                                                                                                    “Hello Ross” 10 p.m. E!
“NCIS” 9:01 p.m. `; 10:01        “Kitchen Nightmares” 8 p.m.      “Hart of Dixie” 9 p.m. ?, L       “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
   p.m. %                           ^, H                          “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.         10 p.m. FOOD
“Castle” 9:01 p.m. TNT           “Dateline NBC” 8 p.m. #, +;         D                              “Real Time With Bill Maher”
“Surviving Jack” 9:30 p.m. ^,       9 p.m. #, +                   “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.        10 p.m. HBO
   H                             “Unforgettable” 8 p.m. %            J
                                                                                                    “House Hunters” 10 p.m.
“Brit Floyd: Live at Red         “Last Man Standing” 8 p.m.       “Death in Paradise” 9 p.m. V
                                                                  “Monk” 9 p.m. Z                      HGTV
   Rocks” 9:30 p.m. )               _, *                                                            “American Pickers” 10 p.m.
“The Big Bang Theory” 9:30       “KQED Newsroom” 8 p.m. )         “Psych” 9 p.m. ±
                                                                  “The First 48” 9 p.m. A&E            HIST
   p.m. D                        “Hawaii Five-0” 8 p.m. `; 9                                        “Celebrity Wife Swap” 10 p.m.
“Austin & Ally” 9:30 p.m.           p.m. %                        “Tanked” 9 p.m. ANIM
                                                                  “Key & Peele” 9 p.m. COM             LIFE
   DISN                          “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.
                                                                  “Sons of Guns” 9 p.m. DSC         Movie “Ted” 10 p.m. MAX
“The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL         .
                                                                  “Fashion Police” 9 p.m. E!        Movie “Killers” 10 p.m. TBS
“Silicon Valley” 9:30 p.m. HBO   “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4
“Rehab Addict” 9:30 p.m.         “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” 8     Movie “The Last Song” 9 p.m.      “Something Borrowed, Some-
   HGTV                             p.m. ?, L                        FAM                               thing New” 10 p.m. TLC
“The Cleveland Show” 9:30        “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D         “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9   “The Dead Files” 10 p.m.
   p.m. TOON                     “Father Brown” 8 p.m. V             p.m. FOOD                         TRAV
“Impractical Jokers” 9:30 p.m.   “Monk” 8 p.m. Z                  “The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL          “Everybody Loves Raymond”
   TRUTV                         “Psych” 8 p.m. ±                 “Game of Thrones” 9 p.m.             10 p.m. TVLND
Movie “Ghostbusters II” 9:30     “The First 48” 8 p.m. A&E           HBO                            “Modern Family” 10 p.m. USA
   p.m. VH1                      “Tanked” 8 p.m. ANIM             “Rev. Run’s Renovation” 9         “Best Week Ever” 10 p.m.
“Anger Management” 9:31          Movie “The Terminator” 8 p.m.       p.m. HGTV                         VH1
   p.m. FX                          CMT                           “American Pickers” 9 p.m.         “Parks and Recreation” 10
“Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.       “Futurama” 8 p.m. COM               HIST                              p.m. WGN-A
   ^                             Movie “Toy Story 3” 8 p.m.       “Celebrity Wife Swap” 9 p.m.      “Hannibal” 10:01 p.m. #, +
“Parenthood” 10 p.m. #, +           DISN                             LIFE                           “20/20” 10:01 p.m. _, *
TVTIMES                                    SPORTS                                        April 12-18, 2014                                6


                                                     Bay Area Sports
                                                                                                            Francisco. (HD)
Saturday                                                                                                    1:30 a.m.
                                                              April 12-19
                                                                                                            L The Tim McCarver Show
7 a.m.                                                                                                      Ryne Sandberg discusses his
NBCSP English Premier                                                                                       baseball career with the Phillies
League Soccer Fulham FC vs                                                                                  and Cubs and being a manager
Norwich City FC. From Craven        MLB                                 NBA                                 of minor and major league
                                       Oakland: Seattle Mariners.          Golden State: Portland Trail
Cottage in London, England.                                                                                 teams. (CC)
(HD) (Live)                                                                                                 FS1 Horse Racing Jockey Club
8 a.m.                              1 p.m. Sunday CSNC (Live)           Blazers. 6 p.m. Sunday CSNBA        Racing Tour: Keeneland. From
CSNBA MLB Baseball Colorado         (HD); Los Angeles Angels. 7         (Live) (HD); Minnesota Timber-      Lexington, Ky. (HD) (CC)
Rockies at San Francisco Gi-        p.m. Monday ESPN (Live) (HD);       wolves. 7:30 p.m. Monday
ants. From AT&T Park in San
                                                                                                            2 a.m.
                                    7 p.m. Tuesday CSNC (Live)          CSNBA (Live) (HD); Denver           ¨ Full Frame
Francisco.                          (HD); 7 p.m. Wednesday CSNC         Nuggets. 7:30 p.m. Wednesday
                                                                                                            3:30 a.m.
9:30 a.m.                           (Live) (HD); repeats 1 a.m.         CSNBA (Live) (HD)                   F Coach Woodard Show
% ` Bull Riding PBR Stanley         ESPN2; Houston Astros. 7 p.m.
Performance In Action Invita-       Friday CSNC (Live) (HD); 1 p.m.     MLS                                 5:30 a.m.
                                                                          San Jose: Phoenix Coyotes.
tional. From Billings, Mont.                                                                                NBCSP English Premier
                                       San Francisco: Colorado
                                    April 19 CSNC (Live) (HD)                                               League Soccer Liverpool FC vs
(Taped) (CC)
NBCSP College Football Notre                                            6 p.m. Saturday (Live) (HD);        Manchester City FC. (HD) (Live)
Dame Blue/Gold Game. From           Rockies. 1 p.m. Saturday
                                    CSNBA (Live) (HD); 1 p.m. Sun-      CSNC Columbus Crew. 7 p.m.
Notre Dame, Ind. (HD) (Live)
10 a.m.                             day CSNBA (Live) (HD); Los          Sunday CSNC (Same-day Tape);        Sunday
                                    Angeles Dodgers. 7 p.m. Tues-       Colorado Rapids. 3 p.m. April       7 a.m.
ESPN2 College Baseball                                                  19 CSNBA (Live);
Arkansas at LSU. (Live)             day CSNBA (Live) (HD); 7 p.m.                                           FS1 Motorcycle Racing Nation-
                                    Wednesday + (Live) (HD);            repeats 9 p.m. CSNC                 al Arenacross Series - Reno.
FS1 MLB Baseball Boston Red
Sox at New York Yankees. From       12:30 p.m. Thursday CSNBA                                               From Reno, Nev. (Taped) (HD)
                                                                        College softball                    (CC)
                                                                           Stanford: Washington. 7
Yankee Stadium in the Bronx,        (Live) (HD); San Diego Padres.
N.Y. (HD) (Live) (CC)               7 p.m. Friday CSNBA (Live)                                              8 a.m.
10:30 a.m.                          (HD); 5:30 p.m. April 19                                                . República Deportiva (HD)
                                                                        p.m. Saturday ESPN2 (HD)
% ` The Road to Augusta:                                                                                    CSNBA MLB Baseball Colorado
                                    CSNBA (Live) (HD)                   (Live)                              Rockies at San Francisco Gi-
Rickie Fowler (HD) (CC)
                                                                                                            ants. From AT&T Park in San
11 a.m.                                                                                                     Francisco. (HD)
# + Red Bull Signature Se-                                                                                  FS1 FA Cup Soccer Semifinal
ries From Aspen, Colo. (HD)         3 p.m.                              ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing
                                                                                                            — Hull City vs Sheffield United
                                    ^ H NASCAR Racing Sprint            Four-Wide Nationals, Qualifying.
(CC)                                                                    From Concord, N.C. (Same-day        FC. From Wembley Stadium in
% ` The Big Three at the            Cup: Bojangles’ Southern 500.
                                    From Darlington Raceway in          Tape) (HD) (CC)                     London, England. (HD) (Live)
Masters (HD) (CC)                                                                                           (CC)
                                    Darlington, S.C. (HD) (Live) (CC)   6:30 p.m.
Noon                                                                                                        NBCSP English Premier
                                    # The Tim McCarver Show             CSNBA Boxing Bobby Gunn vs.
# + NHL Hockey Philadel-                                                                                    League Soccer Swansea City
                                    Ryne Sandberg discusses his         Glen Johnson. Bobby Gunn bat-
phia Flyers at Pittsburgh Pen-                                                                              AFC vs Chelsea FC. From Liber-
                                    baseball career with the Phillies   tles Glen Johnson in the main
guins. From CONSOL Energy                                                                                   ty Stadium in Swansea, Wales.
                                    and Cubs and being a manager        event. (Taped)
Center in Pittsburgh. (HD) (Live)                                                                           (HD) (Live)
                                    of minor and major league
(CC)                                teams. (CC)                         7 p.m.                              9 a.m.
% ` 2014 Masters Tourna-            FS1 Sports Car Series Racing        ESPN2 College Softball Wash-        % ` Supercross: Behind the
ment Third Round. From Augus-       Long Beach. From Long Beach,        ington at Stanford. (HD) (Live)     Dream (HD) (CC)
ta National Golf Club in Augus-     Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC)             7:30 p.m.                           9:30 a.m.
ta, Ga. (HD) (Live) (CC)            NBCSP IndyCar Racing Toyota         FS1 Motorcycle Racing Mon-          # + NHL Hockey Detroit Red
ESPN College Football Florida       Grand Prix of Long Beach, Qual-     ster Energy Supercross - Seat-      Wings at St. Louis Blues. From
State Spring Game. (HD) (Live)      ifying. From the Streets of Long    tle. From Seattle. (HD) (Live)      Scottrade Center in St. Louis.
1 p.m.                              Beach in Long Beach, Calif.         (CC)                                (HD) (Live) (CC)
CSNBA MLB Baseball Colorado         (HD) (Live)                         8 p.m.                              _ * NBA Countdown (HD)
Rockies at San Francisco Gi-        4 p.m.                              SPIKE GLORY 15: Istanbul Glo-       (Live)
ants. From AT&T Park in San         % Par 5 with Dennis O’Don-          ry Kickboxing is live from Istan-   . Fútbol Central Noticias e in-
Francisco. (HD) (Live)              nell Join CBS 5’s Sports Direc-     bul, Turkey with the four-man       formación de los partidos de
CSNC NHL Hockey Colorado            tor Dennis O’Donnell for a wrap     Light Heavyweight World Cham-       fútbol del día. (HD)
Avalanche at San Jose Sharks.       up of all the day’s activities.     pionship tournament. Tyrone         . (:50) Fútbol Mexicano
From the SAP Center at San          _ In Depth with Graham              Spong takes on Saulo Cavalari.      Primera División Deportivo
Jose in San Jose, Calif. (HD)       Bensinger (CC)                      (HD) (Live)                         Toluca FC vs Club León. Desde
ESPN2 College Basketball            R Tiempo de Goles                   8:30 p.m.                           el Estadio Nemesio Diez en
State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-           ESPN2 Basketball Nike Hoop          CSNBA MLB Baseball Colorado         Toluca, Estado de México, Méx-
Point Championship. From Dal-       Summit. From Portland, Ore.         Rockies at San Francisco Gi-        ico. (HD) (En Vivo)
las. (Taped) (HD) (CC)              (Live)                              ants. From AT&T Park in San         10 a.m.
1:30 p.m.                           4:30 p.m.                           Francisco. (HD)                     % ` Jim Nantz Remembers
FS1 Horse Racing Jockey Club        R Deportips Entrevistas con         9 p.m.                              Augusta: Nick Faldo at the
Racing Tour: Keeneland. From        grandes figuras del deporte         R Campeón Azteca                    Masters (CC)
Lexington, Ky. (HD) (Live) (CC)     mundial.                                                                _ * NBA Basketball Okla-
                                    ESPN College Hockey NCAA            10 p.m.                             homa City Thunder at Indiana
2 p.m.                                                                  CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)          Pacers. From Bankers Life
^ H UFC’s Road to the Oc-           Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.
                                    From Philadelphia. (HD) (Live)      NBCSP English Premier               Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (HD)
tagon (HD) (CC)                                                         League Soccer (Taped) (HD)          (Live) (CC)
ESPN College Softball Okla-         (CC)
                                                                        10:30 p.m.                          R Fútbol Mexicano Primera
homa at Baylor. (HD) (Live)         5 p.m.                                                                  División Puebla FC vs Club
NBCSP Equestrian FTI Champi-        : Horse Racing                      ^ (:45) Sportswrap Host Joe
                                                                        Fonzi. (HD) (CC)                    América. (Joined in Progress)
onship Show Jumping. The FTI        R Lucha Azteca                                                          Desde el Estadio Cuauhtémoc
Consulting Finale featuring the     NBCSP NHL Hockey Chicago            11 p.m.                             en Puebla, México. (En Vivo)
world’s best jumpers and rid-       Blackhawks at Nashville Preda-      ¨ Full Frame                        FS1 MotoGP Racing MOTO3:
ers. From Wellington, Fla.          tors. From the Bridgestone Are-     CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland           Grand Prix of the Americas.
(Taped) (HD)                        na in Nashville, Tenn. (HD)         Athletics at Seattle Mariners.      From Austin, Texas. (HD) (Live)
2:30 p.m.                           (Live)                              From Safeco Field in Seattle.       (CC)
. (:55) Fútbol Mexicano             6 p.m.                              (HD)
Primera División Cruz Azul vs       CSNC NHL Hockey San Jose            12:30 a.m.                          11 a.m.
                                                                                                            % ` 2014 Masters Tourna-
CF Pachuca. Desde el Estadio        Sharks at Phoenix Coyotes.          CSNBA MLB Baseball Colorado
Azul en la Ciudad de México,        From Jobing.com Arena in Glen-      Rockies at San Francisco Gi-
México. (HD) (En Vivo)              dale, Ariz. (HD) (Live)             ants. From AT&T Park in San            Continued on next page
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ment Final Round. From Augus-      From Buck Shaw Stadium in          Philadelphia. (HD) (Live)           League Soccer (HD)
ta National Golf Club in Augus-    Santa Clara, Calif. (Same-day      5 p.m.                              10 p.m.
ta, Ga. (HD) (Live) (CC)           Tape)                              NBCSP Cycling Paris-Roubaix.        NBCSP IndyCar Racing Toyota
ESPN PBA Bowling Elias Cup         9 p.m.                             One-day road race in northern       Grand Prix of Long Beach. From
Finals: L.A. X vs. Silver Lake     NBCSP English Premier              France. (Taped) (HD)                the streets of Long Beach,
Atom Splitters. From North         League Soccer                                                          Calif. (HD)
Brunswick, N.J. (Taped) (HD)                                          6 p.m.
(CC)                               10 p.m.                            FS1 Boxing Ronny Rios vs. An-       11:30 p.m.
FS1 MotoGP Racing MOTO2:           R DeporTV América                  drew Cancio. Ronny Rios vs.         R Deporte Caliente
Grand Prix of the Americas.        ESPN2 MLB Baseball Boston          Andrew Cancio, main event.          Midnight
From Austin, Texas. (HD) (Live)    Red Sox at New York Yankees.       From Chicago. (HD) (Live) (CC)      FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint
(CC)                               From Yankee Stadium in the
                                   Bronx, N.Y. (Same-day Tape)
                                                                      7 p.m.                              Cup: Bojangles’ Southern 500.
11:30 a.m.                                                            ESPN MLB Baseball Oakland           From Darlington Raceway in
                                   (HD)                                                                   Darlington, S.C. (Taped) (HD)
NBCSP IndyCar Racing Indy                                             Athletics at Los Angeles Angels
Lights Series: Streets of Long     10:30 p.m.                         of Anaheim. From Angel Stadi-       (CC)
Beach. From the streets of         ^ (:45) Sportswrap Host Joe        um of Anaheim in Anaheim,           12:30 a.m.
Long Beach, Calif. (HD) (Live)     Fonzi. (HD) (CC)                   Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC)             CSNBA MLB Baseball Los An-
Noon                               11 p.m.                            7:30 p.m.                           geles Dodgers at San Francisco
# + U.S. Figure Skating:           J Central Deportiva                CSNBA NBA Basketball Min-           Giants. From AT&T Park in San
2014 Stars on Ice From Orlan-      CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland          nesota Timberwolves at Golden       Francisco. (HD)
do, Fla. (HD) (CC)                 Athletics at Seattle Mariners.     State Warriors. From Oracle         1 a.m.
R Pasión Deportiva                 From Safeco Field in Seattle.      Arena in Oakland, Calif. (HD)       CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland
FS1 MotoGP Racing World            (HD)                               (Live)                              Athletics at Los Angeles Angels
Championship: Grand Prix of        11:30 p.m.                         11:30 p.m.                          of Anaheim. From Angel Stadi-
the Americas. From Austin,         % Game Day With Dennis O’-         R Deporte Caliente                  um of Anaheim in Anaheim,
Texas. (HD) (Live) (CC)            Donnell Weekend sports wrap-                                           Calif. (HD)
                                   up. (HD)                           Midnight
1 p.m.                                                                ESPN MLB Baseball Atlanta           4 a.m.
# + Figure Skating World           * (:35) Sports Extra Breaking                                          NBCSP English Premier
                                   sports news, analysis, opinion     Braves at Philadelphia Phillies.
Championships. From Saitama,                                          From Citizens Bank Park in          League Soccer
Japan. (Taped) (HD) (CC)           and special features and pro-
                                   files. Hosted by Bryan May and     Philadelphia. (HD)
CSNBA MLB Baseball Colorado                                           FS1 Boxing Ronny Rios vs. An-
Rockies at San Francisco Gi-       Ryan Yamamoto. (CC)
                                                                      drew Cancio. Ronny Rios vs.         Wednesday
ants. From AT&T Park in San        Midnight                           Andrew Cancio, main event.          11:30 a.m.
Francisco. (HD) (Live)             FS1 MotoGP Racing World            From Chicago. (HD) (CC)             NBCSP (:45) English Premier
CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland          Championship: Grand Prix of                                            League Soccer Manchester City
Athletics at Seattle Mariners.     the Americas. From Austin,         12:30 a.m.                          FC vs Sunderland AFC. From
From Safeco Field in Seattle.      Texas. (HD) (CC)                   CSNBA NBA Basketball Min-
                                                                      nesota Timberwolves at Golden       Etihad Stadium in Manchester,
(HD) (Live)                        12:30 a.m.                                                             England. (HD) (Live)
ESPN College Bowling NCAA                                             State Warriors. From Oracle
Women’s Championship. From
                                   CSNBA MLB Baseball Colorado        Arena in Oakland, Calif. (HD)       Noon
                                   Rockies at San Francisco Gi-                                           CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland
Wickliffe, Ohio. (Taped)           ants. From AT&T Park in San        4 a.m.                              Athletics at Los Angeles Angels
NBCSP IndyCar Racing Toyota        Francisco. (HD)                    NBCSP English Premier
Grand Prix of Long Beach. From                                                                            of Anaheim. From Angel Stadi-
                                   ESPN NBA Basketball Okla-          League Soccer                       um of Anaheim in Anaheim,
the streets of Long Beach,         homa City Thunder at Indiana
Calif. (HD) (Live)                                                                                        Calif. (HD)
                                   Pacers. From Bankers Life
2 p.m.                             Fieldhouse in Indianapolis.        Tuesday                             ESPN (:25) Spanish Copa del
                                                                                                          Rey Soccer Final — FC
D EA Sports Game Time              (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)          11:30 a.m.                          Barcelona vs Real Madrid CF.
3 p.m.                             1 a.m.                             NBCSP (:45) English Premier         From Mestalla Stadium in Va-
* The Lines of Legends Scot        FS1 Motorcycle Racing Nation-      League Soccer Arsenal FC vs         lencia, Valencian Community,
Schmidt, explores the pursuit      al Arenacross Series - Reno.       West Ham United FC. From            Spain. (Live)
                                                                      Emirates Stadium in London,
of backcountry lines, deep pow-    From Reno, Nev. (HD) (CC)
                                                                      England. (HD) (Live)
                                                                                                          3 p.m.
der and big mountain freedom.      4 a.m.                                                                 CSNBA MLB Baseball Los An-
(CC)                               NBCSP English Premier              3 p.m.                              geles Dodgers at San Francisco
4 p.m.                             League Soccer                      CSNBA NBA Basketball Min-           Giants. From AT&T Park in San
% Par 5 with Dennis O’Don-                                            nesota Timberwolves at Golden       Francisco. (HD)
nell Join CBS 5’s Sports Direc-                                       State Warriors. From Oracle         3:30 p.m.
tor Dennis O’Donnell for a wrap    Monday                             Arena in Oakland, Calif. (HD)       GOLF LPGA Tour Golf LOTTE
up of all the day’s activities.    9 a.m.                             4 p.m.                              Championship, First Round.
4:30 p.m.                          FS1 Motorcycle Racing Nation-      FS1 World Poker Tour: Alpha8        From Oahu, Hawaii. (HD) (Live)
NBCSP NHL Hockey (HD) (Live)       al Arenacross Series - Reno.       Florida, Final Table. From Holly-   4:30 p.m.
                                   From Reno, Nev. (HD) (CC)          wood, Fla. (HD) (CC)                NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-
5 p.m.                                                                5 p.m.
: Horse Racing                     11:30 a.m.                                                             ence Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.
ESPN MLB Baseball Boston           NBCSP English Premier              TNT NBA Basketball New York         (HD) (Live)
Red Sox at New York Yankees.       League Soccer                      Knicks at Brooklyn Nets. From       5 p.m.
                                                                      Barclays Center in Brooklyn,
From Yankee Stadium in the         2 p.m.                             N.Y. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                                                                                          CSNC Heartland Poker Tour
Bronx, N.Y. (HD) (Live)            CSNC MLS Soccer Columbus                                               The final six contestants com-
ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing             Crew at San Jose Earthquakes.      7 p.m.                              pete in the Main Event with
Four-Wide Nationals. From Con-     From Buck Shaw Stadium in          CSNBA MLB Baseball Los An-          analysis of each hand that is
cord, N.C. (Same-day Tape)         Santa Clara, Calif.                geles Dodgers at San Francisco      played. (CC)
(HD) (CC)                                                             Giants. From AT&T Park in San       ESPN NBA Basketball Atlanta
                                   3 p.m.                             Francisco. (HD) (Live)              Hawks at Milwaukee Bucks.
6 p.m.                             CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden
                                                                      CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland           From the BMO Harris Bradley
CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden        State Warriors at Portland Trail                                       Center in Milwaukee. (HD)
State Warriors at Portland Trail                                      Athletics at Los Angeles Angels
                                   Blazers. From the Rose Garden                                          (Live)
Blazers. From the Rose Garden      in Portland, Ore.                  of Anaheim. From Angel Stadi-
in Portland, Ore. (HD) (Live)                                         um of Anaheim in Anaheim,           7 p.m.
FS1 World Poker Tour: Alpha8
                                   4 p.m.                             Calif. (HD) (Live)                  + MLB Baseball Los Angeles
                                   CSNC Tennis PowerShares Se-
London, Final Table. From the      ries: Birmingham. Roddick,         7:30 p.m.                           Dodgers at San Francisco Gi-
Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and                                          TNT NBA Basketball Denver           ants. From AT&T Park in San
                                   McEnroe, Courier and Philip-                                           Francisco. (Live)
Casino in Hollywood, Fla. (HD)     poussis. From Birmingham, Ala.     Nuggets at Los Angeles Clip-
(CC)                                                                  pers. From Staples Center in        ? MLB Baseball Los Angeles
                                   (HD)                                                                   Dodgers at San Francisco Gi-
7 p.m.                             ESPN MLB Baseball Atlanta          Los Angeles. (HD) (Live) (CC)
CSNC MLS Soccer Columbus           Braves at Philadelphia Phillies.   8 p.m.
Crew at San Jose Earthquakes.      From Citizens Bank Park in         NBCSP English Premier                  Continued on next page
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ants. From AT&T Park in San       9 a.m.                            UBS Chinese Grand Prix, Prac-      The final six contestants com-
Francisco. (HD) (Live)            FS1 MotoGP Racing World           tice. From Shanghai Internation-   pete in the Main Event with
CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland         Championship: Grand Prix of       al Circuit in Shanghai, China.     analysis of each hand that is
Athletics at Los Angeles Angels   the Americas. From Austin,        (HD) (Live)                        played. (CC)
of Anaheim. From Angel Stadi-     Texas. (HD) (CC)                  11:30 p.m.                         6 p.m.
um of Anaheim in Anaheim,         11:30 a.m.                        R Deporte Caliente                 ESPN2 Boxing Boxcino Tourna-
Calif. (HD) (Live)                CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland                                            ment. Middleweight semifinals.
NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-                                            12:30 a.m.
                                  Athletics at Los Angeles Angels   CSNBA MLB Baseball Los An-         From Verona, N.Y. (HD) (Live)
ence Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.     of Anaheim. From Angel Stadi-                                        (CC)
(HD) (Live)                                                         geles Dodgers at San Francisco
                                  um of Anaheim in Anaheim,         Giants. From AT&T Park in San      7 p.m.
7:30 p.m.                         Calif. (HD)                       Francisco. (HD)                    CSNBA MLB Baseball San
CSNBA ESPN NBA Basketball         Noon                                                                 Francisco Giants at San Diego
Golden State Warriors at Den-
                                                                    4 a.m.
                                  GOLF PGA Tour Golf RBC Her-       NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-           Padres. From PETCO Park in
ver Nuggets. From the Pepsi       itage, First Round. From Hilton   ence Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.      San Diego. (HD) (Live)
Center in Denver. (HD) (Live)     Head, S.C. (HD) (Live)            (HD)                               CSNC MLB Baseball Houston
8 p.m.                            12:30 p.m.                                                           Astros at Oakland Athletics.
GOLF LPGA Tour Golf LOTTE         CSNBA MLB Baseball Los An-                                           From O.co Coliseum in Oak-
Championship, First Round.        geles Dodgers at San Francisco    Friday                             land, Calif. (HD) (Live)
From Oahu, Hawaii. (HD)           Giants. From AT&T Park in San     6 a.m.                             FS1 Boxing (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                  Francisco. (HD) (Live)            GOLF European PGA Tour Golf        NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-
11 p.m.                                                                                                ence Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.
ESPN2 NBA Basketball Atlanta      2 p.m.                            Maybank Malaysian Open, Sec-
                                                                    ond Round. From Kuala              (HD) (Live)
Hawks at Milwaukee Bucks.         CSNC English Premier League
From the BMO Harris Bradley       Soccer Sunderland AFC vs          Lumpur, Malaysia. (Same-day        7:30 p.m.
Center in Milwaukee. (Same-       Everton FC. From Stadium of       Tape) (HD)                         GOLF PGA Tour Golf RBC Her-
day Tape) (HD)                    Light in Sunderland, Tyne and     9:30 a.m.                          itage, Second Round. From
                                  Wear, England. (Taped)            GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-         Hilton Head, S.C. (HD)
11:30 p.m.                                                          ons: Greater Gwinnett Champi-
R Deporte Caliente                3:30 p.m.                                                            9:30 p.m.
                                  GOLF LPGA Tour Golf LOTTE         onship, First Round. From Du-      : Mission: Brasil
Midnight                          Championship, Second Round.       luth, Ga. (HD) (Live)
ESPN NBA Basketball Golden                                                                             10:30 p.m.
State Warriors at Denver
                                  From Oahu, Hawaii. (HD) (Live)    Noon                               SHOW (:45) Boxing ShoBox:
                                  4:30 p.m.                         GOLF PGA Tour Golf RBC Her-        The New Generation. (HD)
Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center                                      itage, Second Round. From
in Denver. (HD)                   NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-                                             (Live)
                                  ence Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.     Hilton Head, S.C. (HD) (Live)
12:30 a.m.                                                                                             11 p.m.
                                  (HD) (Live)                       1 p.m.                             GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-
CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden                                         CSNC Heartland Poker Tour
State Warriors at Denver          6 p.m.                            The final six contestants com-
                                                                                                       ons: Greater Gwinnett Champi-
Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center    ESPN2 College Softball Texas                                         onship, First Round. From Du-
                                  at Oklahoma. (HD) (Live)          pete in the Main Event with        luth, Ga. (HD)
in Denver. (HD)                                                     analysis of each hand that is
                                  7 p.m.                                                               NBCSP Formula One Racing
1 a.m.                                                              played. (CC)                       UBS Chinese Grand Prix, Quali-
CSNC MLB Baseball Oakland         NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-
                                  ence Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.     3 p.m.                             fying. From Shanghai Interna-
Athletics at Los Angeles Angels                                     CSNC Tennis PowerShares Se-        tional Circuit in Shanghai, Chi-
of Anaheim. From Angel Stadi-     (HD) (Live)
                                                                    ries: Indianapolis. McEnroe,       na. (HD) (Live)
um of Anaheim in Anaheim,         7:30 p.m.                         Lendl, Courier and Philippous-
                                                                                                       Midnight
Calif. (HD)                       GOLF PGA Tour Golf RBC Her-       sis. From Indianapolis. (Taped)
ESPN2 MLB Baseball Oakland        itage, First Round. From Hilton   (HD)                               FS1 Motorcycle Racing Mon-
Athletics at Los Angeles Angels   Head, S.C. (HD)                                                      ster Energy Supercross - Seat-
of Anaheim. From Angel Stadi-
                                                                    3:30 p.m.                          tle. From Seattle. (HD) (CC)
                                  8 p.m.                            GOLF LPGA Tour Golf LOTTE
um of Anaheim in Anaheim,         CSNC English Premier League       Championship, Third Round.         12:30 a.m.
Calif. (Same-day Tape) (HD)       Soccer Sunderland AFC vs          From Oahu, Hawaii. (HD) (Live)     CSNBA MLB Baseball San
(CC)                              Everton FC. From Stadium of                                          Francisco Giants at San Diego
                                                                    4 p.m.                             Padres. From PETCO Park in
4 a.m.                            Light in Sunderland, Tyne and     ESPN2 High School Basketball       San Diego. (HD)
NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-          Wear, England.                    Jordan Brand Classic. From
ence Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.     8:30 p.m.                         Brooklyn, N.Y. (HD) (Live)         1 a.m.
(HD)                              CSNBA MLB Baseball Los An-        FS1 Motorcycle Racing Mon-         CSNC MLB Baseball Houston
                                  geles Dodgers at San Francisco    ster Energy Supercross - Seat-     Astros at Oakland Athletics.
                                  Giants. From AT&T Park in San     tle. From Seattle. (HD) (CC)       From O.co Coliseum in Oak-
Thursday                          Francisco. (HD)                   4:30 p.m.
                                                                                                       land, Calif. (HD)
6 a.m.                            10 p.m.                           NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-           3:30 a.m.
GOLF European PGA Tour Golf       CSNC Heartland Poker Tour         ence Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.      GOLF European PGA Tour Golf
Maybank Malaysian Open, First     The final six contestants com-    (HD) (Live)                        Maybank Malaysian Open, Third
Round. From Kuala Lumpur,         pete in the Main Event with                                          Round. From Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia. (Same-day Tape) (HD)    analysis of each hand that is
                                                                    5 p.m.                             Malaysia. (Same-day Tape) (HD)
                                                                    R Deporte Caliente
7 a.m.                            played. (CC)                      R (:25) Fútbol Mexicano            4:30 a.m.
FS1 CONCACAF Champions            NBCSP Auto Racing Stadium         Primera División Monarcas          NBCSP (:45) English Premier
League Soccer The best conti-     Super Truck Series. (Taped)       Morelia vs Cruz Azul. Desde el     League Soccer Tottenham Hot-
nental club soccer tournament     (HD)                              Estadio Morelos en Morelia, Mi-    spur FC vs Fulham FC. From
in North and Central America      11 p.m.                           choacán, México. (En Vivo)         White Hart Lane in London,
and the Caribbean. (HD) (CC)      NBCSP Formula One Racing          CSNC Heartland Poker Tour          England. (HD) (Live)
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               + Today (5) (N) (CC)        Today in the Bay (N) Chica         Noodle       Justin      Tree Fu     LazyTown Zou (TVY) Red Bull Series
               ` CBS This Morning          Lucky Dog Dr. Chris Recipe         J. Oliverr All In        Bull Riding             Augusta The Big Three
               . Desayuno Desayuno Pagado Pagado Pocoyo Pocoyo Backyard Jungle B’k Dora...                                     Go, Diego Pagado        Pagado
               4 Wrinkles? Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Revolution Fix Hair Anti-Aging Sheer                  Paid Prog. Focus T25 Adam          Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               : Mand. Jrnl Life Wsdm Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wome                Namaste America         Showbiz India (TVPG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               ? Paid Prog. Hometime Good Day Weekend Good Day Weekend Good Day Weekend Good Day Weekend Rescue Rescue
               @ News           Good       Euro        Kino-The News          In Focus News            Europe in India Waves TV           Arts         Oakland
               D Paid Prog. Green          Icons       Adven.     Aqua Kids Paid Prog. Anti-Aging Smile            Proactiv SHARK! Focus               NINJA 101
               H Paid Prog. Sheer          Family St. Icons       Coolest On Spot Animal               Eco Co. Proactiv SHARK! Focus                   NINJA 101
               J Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Safari                           Pagado       Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado     Pagado       Pagado
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               P Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Raggs                            Jet Plane Noodle         LazyTown Pagado         Pagado     Pagado       Operación
               R Programa Pagado           Cultura Legacy         Libro       Libro        Cyber       Reino Ani. Pagado       Desper     Pagado       Pagado
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               V Tiger          Dinosaur Nature (CC) (TVG)                    30 Days to a Younger Heart           Under the Streetlamp (CC) (TVG) Dyer
               ¨ NHK Programming (N) France 24 RT News Euromaxx Today                      Global      Drive It    European After 10 World Affairs Today
               ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Pain Free Shaun T’s Paid Prog. 10 Minute Paid Prog. P. Chris Law Order: CI
               ¥ Paid Prog. Angling Paid Prog. Larry King Paid Prog. Angling Wonder Odyssey Ollie                              Good       Nanna        Bible
              A&E Meals!        WEN Hair Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds (TV14) Flipping Boston (CC)
              AMC Rawhide (TVPG)           Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman
              ANIM To Be Announced                                                                                                        To Be Announced
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                          Being (CC) (TVPG)        Girlfriends Girlfriends Girlfriends (10:12)    Girlfriends Girlfriends
            BRAVO Real Housewives          Face Off (TV14)        Face Off (TV14)          Face Off (TV14)         Face Off (TV14)        Face Off (TV14)
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Social (TVPG)      Hot 20 Countdown
             CNBC SHARK! Total Gym Cook Safe Focus T25 Cook Safe Bra Re. Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. Derm                             Sexiest
              CNN Smerconish (N)           CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                                                                          Your Mney Final Four
              COM Shaun T’s 10 Minute Paid Prog. Focus T25 Strange Wilderness (R, ‘08) › (CC) (HD)                 Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet MLB Baseball: Rockies at Giants                          Buy Silver Meals!      Butt Lift! Backyard
             CSPN Washington Journal Washington This Week                                  Washington This Week                           Washington This
              DSC Sheer         Rifles     Paid Prog. Cancer      Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Fast N’ Loud (TV14)
                E! Paid Prog. Skincare Total Divas (TV14)         Total Divas (TV14)       The Soup The Fabul E! News (N) (TVPG) Fashion Police (TV14)
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
             ESPN2 NFL Live (CC)           30 for 30 (CC) (HD)                SpoCenter SportsCenter Special College Baseball Arkansas at LSU. (N) (Live)
              FAM Paid Prog. Airbrush Daddy            Mr. Mom (PG) ›› (Michael Keaton) (HD)           Three Men and a Baby (PG) ››› (HD)              3 Men-Ldy
              FNC FOX & Friends            Bulls       Business Forbes        Cashin’ In America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour.                     News HQ
             FOOD Top           Skincare Sand.         Guy’s      Be.- Made Best Thing Trisha’s Pioneer Pioneer Heartland Be.- Made Best Thing
                FX Barefoot Focus T25 Buffy, Vampire Slayer Buffy, Vampire Slayer Buffy, Vampire Slayer Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. America Unearthed America Unearthed America Unearthed America Unearthed America Unearthed
             HGTV Paid Prog. Barefoot Kit. Crash Kit. Crash Kit. Crash Kit. Crash Kit. Crash Kit. Crash Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters
              LIFE Sleep!       Total Gym Cancer       Hate Hair? Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Skincare Unsolved Mysteries
            MSNBC Up W/Steve Kornacki Melissa Harris-Perry (N) (HD)                        Weekends With Alex Witt (N) (HD)               MSNBC Live (N)
              MTV 16 and Pregnant (CC) (TV14)          16 and Pregnant (CC) (TV14)         Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code ATL (PG-13) ››
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Penguins Parents Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sanjay                                Bread        Rabbids
              OWN Nate Berkus              Rachael Ray (TVG)      Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Home            Home        Iyanla, Fix My Life    Iyanla, Fix My Life
              OXY Cancer        Paid Prog. Sheer       Butt Lift! Celebrity Sleeping With the Enemy (R, ‘91) ›› (CC)           Something to Talk About ››
             SPIKE Rifles       Williams Sexiest                  Hair Loss Shaun T’s Ink Master (TV14)            Ink Master (TV14)      Ink Master (TV14)
              SYFY Cook Safe Vivica Fox Barefoot Paid Prog. Cook Safe SHARK! Sand Sharks (R) (Julie Marie Berman) (HD)                    Eye of the Beast (NR)
               TBS Married Married Deal With Prince               Payne       Browns There             Raymond King            King       I Love You, Man (R)
              TCM California Suite (5:15) Carson       Mexican-West           MGM: When the Lion Roars (8:45) (CC) (Part 2 of 3)          The Paper Chase (PG)
               TLC Total Gym Tummy         Diets 2.0 NutriBullet Focus T25 Barefoot Four Houses (TVPG) Four Houses (TVPG) Four Houses (TV14)
               TNT Law & Order (TVPG) Dallas (CC) (TV14)          Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order Internet. Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TVPG)
             TOON Looney Looney Tenkai                 Tenkai     BeyWar. Pokémon Ben 10               Legends Gumball Tom/Jerry Garfield: Tail
              TRAV Mysteries-Museum        Mysteries-Museum       No Reservation           Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Grill-Pro Meals!         Dirty      P90X3       Cancer       Sexiest                 Most Shocking (TV14) Most Shocking (TV14)
            TVLAND Cosby        Cosby      Cosby       Cosby      Soul Man Soul Man Cosby              Cosby       The Cosby Show         Cosby        Cosby
              USA Law Order: CI            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. NINJA 101 Chrisley Chrisley NCIS (CC) (TVPG)                  NCIS (CC) (TV14)
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            WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night Videos                     White Sox MLB Baseball
              DISN Henry        Mickey     Wil. West Doc McSt. Pirates        Sofia        Bolt (PG, ‘08) ››› (HD)             I Didn’t   Jessie       Dog
              ENC National Security ››                 Hotel Transylvania ››               O Brother, Where Art Thou? (9:05)              Stealth (10:55) ››
              HBO Battleship (6:15) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC) (HD)                 24/7         24/7        24/7        Weigh-In Prison Terminal            Great
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             SHOW The Secret of My Success (HD)                   60 Minutes Sports        Geraldine Ferraro                   The Three Musketeers, ‘11 ›
             STARZ Lost in Space (5:55) (PG-13) ››                The Transporter (8:10) (PG-13) ››                Here Comes the Boom (9:50) (PG) Batman Rt
              TMC Phantoms The Brass Teapot (6:20) (R) ›          Lincoln (8:05) (PG-13, ‘12) ››› (CC) (HD)                    Hollywoodland (10:35) (R) ››
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                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30       2 pm        2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm        4:30       5 pm        5:30
              ^     Airbrush Paid Prog. Burn Notice (TVPG) Road Octagon                    NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bojangles’ Southern 500. (N) (CC)
              #     NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins. (N) (CC)        McCarver Kids News Chica           Noodle      KCRA 3 NBC News
              $     RV         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Larry King Quiz Kids Kids News J. Hanna Animal               Paid Prog. NutriBullet Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               % 2014 Masters Tournament Third Round. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                        Par 5 with Dennis O’- Kitchen KPIX 5
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               & Cooking Martha            Kitchen Lidias          P Allen      China      Califor     Parks      Huell Howser            American Weekend
                    Paid Pro- Anti-Aging Celebrity Wife Swap ESPN Sports Saturday (N) (HD)                        Graham Family           ABC7         World
               _ gram                      (CC) (TVPG)                                                            Bensinger Recipe        News         News
               ) Check         Lidia       Cooking Cooking Steves               Steves     Rick Steves’ Europe Steves         Rick Steves’ Europe Weekend
               * Derm          Hate Hair? Celebrity Wife Swap ESPN Sports Saturday (N) (HD)                       Beer Geek Minute        News         ABC News
               + NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins. (N) (CC)           All Good Things (R, ‘10) (Ryan Gosling)        News         NBC News
               ` 2014 Masters Tournament Third Round. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                        Cars.TV Jdg Judy News                CBS News
               . Sabadazo (HD) (TV14)                                                      Fútbol Mexicano Primera División               El Chavo Animado (N)
               4 Drop Lbs! Focus T25 Saved! (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Jena Malone) (CC)             Derm        Skincare Paid Prog. Fix Hair Payne              Payne
               : Paid Prog. Surer          Anti-Aging Paid Prog. Derm           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Horse Rc One Life
               ? Sonic X Bolts             Spider      Justice     Dragon       Digimon Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh! Real Life Hollywood Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               @ Journal In Focus Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Croation In Focus News                                Travel      Classic Art Showcase
               D NutriBullet Butt Lift! Workout Paid Prog. TMZ (N) (CC) (TVPG) Dirty Work (PG-13, ‘98) › (Norm Macdonald) Friends Hiring
               H Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Focus T25 Seinfeld Road Octagon                     NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bojangles’ Southern 500. (N) (CC)
               J Fabrica de Fabrica de Las Traigo Muertas (Otto Sirgo)                     A Que No Puedes VIP Esto Es Guerra             Tengo Talento
               L Real Life WHAD            Shaun T’s Anti-Aging Pain Free Paid Prog. Glee “Heart” (TV14)          Rules       Rules       King         King
               P Second in Command (HD)                Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings Cradle 2 the Grave (R, ‘03) ›› (HD)                Deportivo Operación
               R Caravana Pagado Top Ten                           Dos Gallos en Palenque (NR, ‘60)               Goles       Deportips Lucha Azteca
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               V Dr. Wayne Dyer: I Can See Clearly Now (11:30) (TVG)            Protect Your Memory               The Blood Sugar Solution 10-Day Detox Diet
               ¨ My India Newsweek Taiwan Outlook (TVY) San Mateo C. Stretch Barbecue Peep                        Kids News Travel        RT News Journal (N)
               ± Law Order: CI             Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI          Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI
               ¥ Paid Prog. Derm           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Diets 2.0 Paid Prog. Fallen Idols (NR, ‘08)
              A&E Flipping Boston (N) Beyond Scared                Beyond Scared           Beyond Scared          Barry’d     Storage Storage Storage
              AMC Pale Rider (R, ‘85) ››› (Clint Eastwood) (CC) (HD)            U.S. Marshals (PG-13, ‘98) ›› (Tommy Lee Jones) (HD)                   Gladiator
              ANIM To Be Announced                                                                                Too Cute! (TVPG)        Too Cute! (N) (TVPG)
               BET Girlfriends Girlfriends (TVPG)      Girlfriends Scandal (CC) (TV14) Scandal (CC) (TV14) Scandal (CC) (TV14) Scandal (CC) (TV14)
            BRAVO Face Off (TV14)          Face Off (TV14)         Face Off (TV14)         Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Married to Medicine
              CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           Footloose (PG, ‘84) ›› (Kevin Bacon) (CC) (HD)             Legally Blonde, ‘01 ›› (HD)
             CNBC Cancer       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WEN Hair Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Secret              Secret      Suze Orman Show
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                Gupta       CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Newsroom Spotlight Chicagoland (HD)
              COM Bubble Boy (11:59) (PG-13, ‘01) › (HD)           Without a Paddle (1:58) (PG-13) ›› (HD)        Meet the Parents (3:58), ‘00 Premiere. (HD)
            CSNBA BuyLadder Pregame MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants. (N)                    Postgame SportsNet Preview SaberCats
             CSPN Washington This          Washington This Week                            Washing Commun Washington This Week
              DSC Car Hoards               Car Hoards              Car Hoards              Sons of Guns (TV14) Sons of Guns (TV14) Sons of Guns (TV14)
                E! Eric &      Eric &      Saved/      Saved/      Saved/       Saved/     Saved/      Saved/     Saved       Saved       Saved        Saved
             ESPN College Football Florida State Spring Game. College Softball Oklahoma at Baylor. (N)            SportCtr College Hockey
             ESPN2 College Baseball        College Basketball                              SportsCenter (N)       Basketball Nike Hoop Summit. (N) (Live)
              FAM Three Men and a Little Lady (PG) Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (PG, ‘92) ›› (HD)               The Hunchback of Notre Dame (G) (HD)
              FNC America’s News HQ Carol Alt News HQ The Five (HD)                        America’s News HQ FOX Report (N)               Huckabee (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)            Beat Flay My. Diners Restaurant: Im.            Diners      Diners     Food Court Wars         Cutthroat Kitchen
                FX Megamind (PG, ‘10) ›››, Brad Pitt (HD)          Monsters vs. Aliens (PG, ‘09) ›› (HD)          How to Train Your Dragon ››› (HD)
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Operation Cupcake (Dean Cain) (HD) (TVG) The Wishing Well (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       Lucky in Love (CC)
              HIST America Unearthed America Unearthed America Unearthed America Unearthed America Unearthed America Unearthed
             HGTV Hunters Hunters Best Ever Treehouses Alaska                   Alaska     Alaska      Alaska     Alaska      Alaska      Alaska       Alaska
              LIFE Non-Stop (NR) (Lacey Chabert) (HD) (TV14) An Amish Murder (NR, ‘13) (HD) (TV14)                The Good Mother (NR, ‘13) (HD) (TVPG)
            MSNBC MSNBC Live (11) (N) Karen Finney                 Caught on Camera        Caught on Camera       Caught on Camera        Caught on Camera
              MTV ATL (11) (PG-13, ‘06) ››             Bring It On: In It to Win It ››› (HD)           Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) The Challenge: Free Agents
              NICK Power       Sponge. The Fairly OddParents (TVY)              Bread      Sponge. Sponge. Sam & Cat (TVG)                Sam & Cat Sam & Cat
              OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life      Iyanla, Fix My Life     Iyanla, Fix My Life     Iyanla, Fix My Life    Iyanla, Fix My Life     Iyanla, Fix My Life
              OXY Something Sleeping With the Enemy (R, ‘91) ›› (CC)            Something to Talk About (R, ‘95) ››           Burlesque (PG-13) ›› (Cher)
             SPIKE Ink Master (TV14)       Ink Master (TV14)       Ink Master (TV14)       Ink Master (TV14)      Cops        Cops        Cops         Cops
              SYFY Eye of the Beast (11) Beyond Loch Ness (R, ‘08) (HD) (TV14)             Malibu Shark Attack, ‘09 ›› (HD) (TV14)        Lake Placid 3 (R, ‘10)
               TBS I Love You, Man (11) Due Date (R, ‘10) ›› (HD)                          Friends     Friends    Friends     Friends     King         King
              TCM The Paper Chase (11) The Courtship of Andy Hardy, ‘42 The Bad Seed (2:45) (NR, ‘56) ››› (Nancy Kelly) (CC)              How to Marry
               TLC 1st Home 1st Home Untold Stories of ER Untold Stories of ER Untold Stories of ER Untold Stories of ER Untold Stories of ER
               TNT The Terminal (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Tom Hanks) (HD)               Runaway Jury (2:45) (PG-13, ‘03) ››› (John Cusack) (CC) (HD)           Pursuit
             TOON Garfield: Tail           Regular Regular Regular Adventure Adventure Adventure Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (HD)
              TRAV 101 Chowdown            101 Chowdown            101 Chowdown            101 Chowdown           101 Chowdown            NetherWorld (TVPG)
             TRUTV Most Shocking (TV14) Most Shocking (TV14) Most Shocking (TV14) Tow                  Tow        Tow         Tow         Tow          Tow
            TVLAND Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Brady                         Brady      Brady       Brady       Gilligan Gilligan
              USA NCIS Tense reunion. NCIS (TV14)                  NCIS (CC) (TV14)        NCIS (CC) (TV14)       NCIS (CC) (TV14)        NCIS “Tell-All” (TVPG)
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              VH-1 Happy       Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live (3:45) (TV14) Saturday Night Live
            WGN-A MLB Baseball: Indians at White Sox               Law & Order (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14)           Bones (CC) (TV14)       Funny Home Videos
              DISN Dog         Dog         Dog         ANT Farm ANT Farm Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. Dog                    Dog         Jessie      Jessie       Jessie
              ENC Stealth (10:55) ››       The Dead Zone (R, ‘83) ›››                      The Medallion (2:50)               Mr. Nice Guy (4:20), ‘97
              HBO The Great Gatsby (11:30), ‘13 (HD)               Dodgeball: Underdog                 Hopes      The Lucky One (HD)                   Battleship
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              MAX Showtime (11:30) › This Is 40 (1:10) (R) ›› (Paul Rudd) (HD)                         Tombstone (3:25) (R) ››› (HD)                   Bourne
             SHOW 3 Musk       Comedy Muammar Gaddafi                           Coach Carter (PG-13, ‘05) ››› (CC) (HD)                   Diary-Black
             STARZ Batman Returns (11:40), ‘92 ››                  Da Vinci’s Demons       Lost in Space (2:50) (PG-13) ››                Da Vinci’s Demons
              TMC Hollywood Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London              Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate        Lincoln (4:20), ‘12 (HD)
                  Movies                 Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                 News                      Sports
TVTIMES                         SATURDAY EVENING                                         April 12-18, 2014                             11

                                                                                                           4 Community Pierce thinks he
7 p.m.                                                       Saturday                                      is dying and gathers the group
                                                                                                           to bequeath his final gifts. (CC)
# + Access Hollywood Top                                                                                   (HD) (TVPG)
stories of the week. (N) (CC)       stop; a bicyclist has drugs in a    charge of a big mission. (CC)      H Seinfeld A religious ceremo-
(HD) (TVPG)                         backpack. (CC) (TVPG)               (HD) (TVPG)                        ny makes Jerry and Elaine ap-
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-         TLC Untold Stories of the E.R.      L Bones A cryptic message          prehensive about being godpar-
tims Unit A baby is kidnapped       A belly dancer collapses while      written in human blood is found    ents. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
from a grocery store, revealing     working; mending an elderly pa-     at a national monument. (CC)       ¨ Newsline
a black-marketing of infants.       tient. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             (HD) (TV14)                        ¨ (8:40) NHK WORLD TV
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking          V 30 Days to a Younger             Special Program
% Judge Judy A woman van-           The top twenty work place trou-     Heart With Dr. Steven Masley,      HIST Pawn Stars A guy brings
dalizes the vehicle of a man        bles. (HD) (TV14)                   MD Dr. Steven Masley discuss-      in a Smith carbine from the Civ-
who stole her parking spot.         USA NCIS The team searches          es three steps to reverse the      il War; a poster from JFK’s
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    for Bodnar in order to avenge       onset of aging and disease.        1960 presidential campaign.
_ * Jeopardy! (CC) (HD)             the murders of Eli David and        (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(TVG)                               Jackie Vance. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      ¨ RT News (N)                      NICK The Haunted Hathaways
` Two and a Half Men Alan                                               ± Law & Order: Criminal In-        Miles’ friend worries his family
wants to set up a date with                                             tent When a rap artist is killed   will have to move. (N) (CC)
Lynda Carter once he learns         7:30 p.m.                           in the lobby of a radio station,   (TVG)
Walden knows her. (CC) (HD)                                             the only witness is an under-      TRUTV Impractical Jokers The
(TV14)                              ^ KTVU News at 7:30pm (N)                                              guys debut uninspiring inven-
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    cover cop. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM                                                 A&E Flipping Vegas A small         tions to stunned focus groups
(N) (CC)                            % Letter Perfect: The Road to                                          and use people for pillows.
                                    the Bee Bay Area Spelling Bee       condo unit in a low-income
? Glee New Directions and                                               neighborhood comes equipped        (HD) (TV14)
the Warblers face off at region-    Championship includes 49 par-                                          USA Modern Family Mitchell
                                    ticipants.                          with all sorts of nasty surpris-
als. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                   es. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               and Cameron try to assign a
D Movie “The Hessen Con-            _ * Wheel of Fortune (CC)                                              guardian for Lily. (CC) (HD)
                                    (HD) (TVG)                          BET Celebration of Gospel
spiracy” (2009, NR) Billy Zane.                                         2014 Gospel and R&B artists        (TVPG)
(HD) (2:00)                         ` Friends With Better Lives
                                    When Jules decides to marry,        including Yolanda Adams, Char-
L Family Guy Lois gets a job                                            lie Wilson, Tasha Cobbs and In-
at Fox News but is fired for an     her friends re-examine their
                                                                        dia.Arie. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         9 p.m.
expose that implicates a con-       own love lives. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                       ^ The Big Bang Theory Penny
                                    4 That ’70s Show Jackie’s           DSC Alaska: The Last Frontier
servative radio host. (CC)                                              The Kilchers race to finish sum-   tags along on Sheldon’s first
(TV14)                              mom returns from her vacation                                          date. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                        mer projects; Otto’s marriage is
¨ France 24 News (N)                and joins Bob in the hot tub.                                          $ Entertainment Tonight (N)
                                                                        strained; Atz is stranded. (CC)
± Law & Order: Criminal In-         (CC) (TV14)                                                            (CC) (HD)
                                                                        (HD) (TV14)
tent A judge is killed during the   H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)         E! Total Divas When Summer         % 48 Hours (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
re-creation of a famous duel;       (TVPG)                              Rae flirts with Daniel Bryan,      _ * 20/20 (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
the detectives question his         L Family Guy The Griffin fami-      Brie is jealous. (HD) (TV14)       ` 48 Hours (N) (CC) (HD)
duel partner. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      ly heads to the annual “Star        HIST Pawn Stars A Sharps buf-      (TVPG)
A&E Flipping Vegas Scott            Trek” convention. (CC) (TV14)       falo rifle from the 1870s; apho-   4 ABC7 News 9:00PM on
learns his newly acquired home      HIST Pawn Stars Wanted              rism signed by Mark Twain; Vic-    KOFY (N) (CC)
on a public golf course was pre-    poster for John Dillinger; Lam-     torian-era pickle castors. (CC)    ? L The Closer Brenda and
viously a chop-shop junkyard.       bretta scooter. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)    (HD) (TVPG)                        her team find themselves em-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    NICK Sam & Cat The gang             NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat         broiled in a bizarre mystery.
BET Scandal Abby takes on           must rescue Cat when she is         try a new drone delivery serv-     (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Olivia’s duties at the White        trapped. (CC) (HD) (TVG)            ice online. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)    D Movie “Secretariat” (2010,
House as the team continues         SPIKE Cops In Albuquerque;          OWN Welcome to Sweetie             PG) Diane Lane. (2:30)
its B613 investigation. (CC)        prostitute solicits undercover      Pie’s Miss Robbie joins Tim in     H Two and a Half Men Rose’s
(HD) (TV14)                         officer; stolen video tapes. (CC)   Houston; Charles needs mon-        father confronts Charlie about
BRAVO The Real Housewives           (TV14)                              ey; Jenae has a new idea. (CC)     his intentions. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
of Atlanta Kandi doubts her de-     TVLND (7:54) Gilligan’s Island      (HD) (TVPG)                        ¨ Marie’s Mind For Murder
cision to cast Porsha in her mu-    Cave hieroglyphics indicate an      STARZ (8:05) Da Vinci’s            Former chess champion linked
sical; Porsha records her own       escape route. (CC) (HD) (TVG)       Demons (iTV) Leonardo contin-      to a murder; Marie reveals him.
single. (HD) (TV14)                                                     ues his search for the Book of     (TV14)
                                                                        Leaves; Lorenzo is forced to       ± Law & Order: Criminal In-
DSC Alaska: The Last Frontier
Atz and Atz Lee swim their
                                    8 p.m.                              make sacrifices when Pope Six-     tent The wife of a televangelist
horses across a lake; Eivin         ^ Modern Family When an             tus takes aggressive measures      is murdered; Goren runs into
hunts clams; Eve collects wild      earthquake hits, Claire gets        against Florence; Lucrezia         his long-lost brother. (CC) (HD)
mushrooms. (CC) (HD) (TV14)         stuck in the bathroom with the      looks for new alliances in         (TV14)
E! Total Divas Brie convinces       plumber. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           Rome. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)             A&E Flipping Vegas Unfinished
Daniel Bryan to get a tour bus;     # + Dateline NBC (CC) (HD)          TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R. A      renovations pose a problem for
Eva Marie is embarrassed            (TVPG)                              woman’s orgasm won’t stop;         Scott after he purchases a
when her past is exposed. (HD)      $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC)             an unlikely spot to make love;     home from an amateur flipper.
(TV14)                              (HD)                                a naked man’s three-story fall.    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
HIST Pawn Stars 1966 Miami          % Two and a Half Men Alan           (CC) (HD)                          AMC Turn A Long Island farmer
Dolphins playbook; unseen           wants to set up a date with         TRUTV Impractical Jokers Set-      is recruited to spy on the
footage of U.S. President FDR;      Lynda Carter once he learns         tling senseless debates in the     British army. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
vintage cash register. (CC) (HD)    Walden knows her. (CC) (HD)         mall; scream for ice-cream as      DSC Timber Kings Joel assem-
(TVPG)                              (TV14)                              patrons in a parlor. (HD) (TV14)   bles a millionaire’s house on a
NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat          _ * Castle When a pop star          TVLND (8:27) Gilligan’s Island     private island in England;
promise to buy a doll for a girl    is found dead in an alley, Beck-    An island girl (Midori) devotes    Beat’s assignment is emotion-
                                    ett and Castle look into her        herself to Gilligan. (CC) (HD)     al. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
if she raises her grades;
                                    hard-partying lifestyle. (CC)       (TVG)                              HIST Pawn Stars A toilet seat
Goomer loses his lucky shirt.
                                    (HD) (TVPG)                         USA Modern Family The family       from a NASA space shuttle; a
(CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                                                            signed copy of “Fear and
OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life An ac-      ) Bee Gees: One Night Only          comes out to support Manny’s
                                                                        newfound interest, fencing.        Loathing in Las Vegas.” (CC)
tress has struggled with addic-     The trio performs some of its
                                                                        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   (HD) (TVPG)
tion and was publicly humiliat-     hits, with an appearance by                                            NICK The Thundermans
ed. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                singer Celine Dion, in Las Ve-                                         Phoebe is caught using
SHOW Shameless Sheila fights        gas. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
for custody and clashes with        ` 48 Hours (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         8:30 p.m.                          telekinesis to save her first
                                                                                                           sleepover from becoming a dis-
Sammi; Lip catches up on bills;     4 30 Rock Angie brings              ^ Modern Family Claire and         aster. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
Fiona is released; Frank begins     “Queen of Jordan” back to           Mitchell try to spare their sig-   OWN Welcome to Sweetie
to feel like himself. (CC) (HD)     “TGS”; Jack must confront his       nificant others from embarrass-    Pie’s Robbie’s publisher sug-
(TVMA)                              feelings for Diana. (CC) (HD)       ment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             gests a cookbook writer; Tim
SPIKE Cops Civilians restrain a     (TV14)                              % Friends With Better Lives        wants to bottle Robbie’s sweet-
suspected prowler; a suspi-         ? Burn Notice The team              When Jules decides to marry,
cious amount of money leads         reaches a breaking point with       her friends re-examine their
to an arrest during a traffic       Anson; Pearce puts Michael in       own love lives. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      Continued on next page
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tea recipe; Charles gets an ulti-   H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)         share stories of his tenure.           crezia is smuggled into the Vati-
matum. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (TVPG)                              (HD) (TVMA)                            can for an important meeting;
STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       L KPIX 5 News on the CW             TBS The Big Bang Theory                Lorenzo’s identity is discovered
Leonardo attempts to navigate       (N) (HD)                            Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz          during his trip to Naples. (CC)
the Atlantic without maps; Lu-      ± The Listener Toby is forced       are ecstatic to learn that a sci-      (HD) (TVMA)
crezia is smuggled into the Vati-   to use his telepathic abilities     fi actress is aboard their train.
can for an important meeting;                                           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       TBS Deal With It Converted: a
                                    when he becomes a hostage in
Lorenzo’s identity is discovered    a bank heist. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      TRUTV Impractical Jokers Pro-          contestant’s new-age religion;
during his trip to Naples. (N)      A&E Flipping Vegas Scott pur-       moting office safety to stunned        Déjà Vu: a contestant in a loop
(CC) (HD) (TVMA)                    chases a house that is deterio-     employees; online dating with          with reoccurring events. (HD)
TBS The Big Bang Theory Shel-       rating as quickly as its prior      humiliating profiles. (HD)             (TV14)
don’s solution to Penny’s finan-    residents. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     (TV14)                                 TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R. A
cial difficulty leads to a con-     DSC Timber Kings Peter’s boss                                              hot time in a hotel room; a cou-
frontation. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        follows him to Scotland; a                                                 ple attempts to have sex in a
TLC Sex Sent Me to the E.R. A       client has buyer’s remorse. (N)     11 p.m.                                tree; a woman dislocates her
couple’s alone time at a pool       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    ^ H Animation Domination               jaw. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
party; a sticky situation that      HBO (10:15) Game of Thrones         High-Def “Golan the Insa-
ends in the emergency room.                                                                                    TNT (11:03) Dallas Sue Ellen
                                    Tyrion welcomes a guest; Jon        tiable”; “Axe Cop”; “High
(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                Snow is not welcome at Castle                                              plans a wedding for John Ross
                                                                        School USA.” (CC) (HD) (TV14)
TRUTV Impractical Jokers The        Black; Dany is directed to the      # KCRA 3 Night Team Riva,              and Pamela; John Ross and
guys test fate with the “Wheel      mother of all slave cities; Arya    Verdoorn, Rogers. (N) (CC) (HD)        Bobby dispute. (CC) (HD)
of Doom”; Joe and Sal act as        encounters an old friend. (CC)      $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)                (TV14)
mall janitors; dental assistants.   (HD) (TVMA)                         (CC) (HD)                              TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking
(HD) (TV14)                         HIST Pawn Stars A jacket from       % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ann              Top twenty countdown of bad
USA Modern Family Claire and        the first-ever Pro Bowl is          Notarangelo.                           working days caught on tape.
Phil each take on one of the        brought into the shop; a 1965       _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (CC)               (HD) (TV14)
kids’ school projects; Gloria       Buick Riviera. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     (HD)
and Cameron bond. (CC) (HD)                                                                                    TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-
                                    OWN Love in the City (Series        ) Imagemakers Three short
(TVPG)                              Premiere) Kiyah considers mov-                                             mond Ray is worried when De-
                                                                        films take a poignant look at          bra asks him to take the kids
                                    ing back to New York; Chenoa        growing old. (HD) (TVG)
                                    deals with her own relationship     * News 10 at 11:00pm With              out more so she can have time
9:30 p.m.                           problems; Bershan and Tiffany       Siemny Chhuon and Damany               to herself. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
^ The Big Bang Theory Shel-         bring up an unresolved dispute.     Lewis. Local, state, and nation-       USA Chrisley Knows Best Todd
don realizes he will not live       (N) (CC) (HD)                       al news happening this week-           wants to teach Chase and Sa-
long enough to download his         SPIKE (10:15) Cops Officers         end. Meteorologist Darla               vannah the fashion business in
consciousness into a robot          pursue a parolee believed to be     Givens has up to date weather          New York City. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
body. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              dangerous; a missing license        conditions and the forecast for
) Brit Floyd: Live at Red           plate leads to a drug arrest.       tomorrow. (N) (CC)
Rocks Tribute to the album          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    SPIKE (10:26) Cops An officer
                                                                        + NBC Bay Area News at 11              11:30 p.m.
“The Dark Side Of The Moon.”                                            (N) (HD)
(HD) (TVG)                          chases a suspect on foot; offi-     + (11:29) Saturday Night               # Saturday Night Live Host
4 Bloopers (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         cers respond to a late-night call   Live Host Seth Rogen; Ed               Seth Rogen; Ed Sheeran per-
H Two and a Half Men Charlie        at a local motel. (CC) (HD)         Sheeran performs. (N) (CC)             forms. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
cons Jake into taking ballet les-   (TVPG)                              (HD) (TV14)                            $ Inside Edition Weekend (N)
sons. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       ` CBS 13 News at 10p (HD)              (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
V Ed Slott’s Retirement Res-        Leonardo attempts to navigate       4 Creepy KOFY Movie Time               % (11:35) Two and a Half
cue for 2014! Creating a plan       the Atlantic without maps; Lu-      Responding to Bay Area view-           Men A wealthy, elderly woman
of action to secure one’s retire-   crezia is smuggled into the Vati-   ers’ requests for a late night         sets her sights on Alan. (CC)
ment. (CC) (HD) (TVG)               can for an important meeting;       hosted horror movie. (TVMA)
                                    Lorenzo’s identity is discovered                                           (HD) (TV14)
HIST Pawn Stars A ball signed                                           L The Arsenio Hall Show (CC)
by Walter Payton is brought into    during his trip to Naples. (CC)                                            ) Imagemakers No amount of
                                                                        (HD) (TV14)
the shop; a program from the        (HD) (TVMA)                         ± The Listener Toby struggles          training can prepare children
first Super Bowl. (CC) (HD)         TBS The Big Bang Theory A           during his first official investiga-   for some things. (HD) (TVPG)
(TVPG)                              paintball game leads to a fight     tion. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 * (11:35) Castle Against or-
NICK Instant Mom Aaron              between Sheldon and Penny.          A&E (11:01) Flipping Vegas             ders, Beckett travels to Los An-
brings his class rabbit home to     (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    Scott tries to remove the smell        geles while investigating her ex-
take care of it for the weekend.    TLC Outrageous 911 A fast           from a home that was used to           partner’s murder. (CC) (HD)
(CC) (HD)                           food restaurant makes a moth-       kennel dogs. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          (TVPG)
TRUTV Impractical Jokers The        er’s food wrong; a man needs        COM Daniel Tosh: Happy                 D Ten O’clock News (CC) (HD)
friends face off in a series of     help getting out of handcuffs.      Thoughts Tosh goes beyond his
challenges. (HD) (TV14)             (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                           V Imagemakers Stress of
                                                                        irreverent musings on all things
                                    TRUTV Impractical Jokers The                                               everyday life pushes people to
                                                                        Web and unleashes his unique
                                    guys lose sight of social eti-      point of view. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)        the breaking point in “True
10 p.m.                             quette with strangers in the        DSC Epic Homes A house un-             Love” and “Curfew.” (HD) (TVG)
^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)         park. (HD) (TV14)                   derground; a private island do-        HIST (11:32) Pawn Stars A
(HD)                                                                    main; a glass bathroom. (CC)           man wants to sell an old edi-
# + Saturday Night Live                                                 (HD) (TVG)                             tion of Dante’s Inferno; Rick is
Host Anna Kendrick; Pharrell        10:30 p.m.                          E! Fashion Police Guest host           shown an antique serpent
performs. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          4 30 Rock Jack becomes              Christina Milian; Wayne Brady;         sword. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-         suspicious when Avery seems         Samaire Armstrong. (HD)                NICK (11:36) Friends Phoebe’s
tims Unit When a wealthy cou-       unaffected by the news of his       (TV14)                                 brother and his bride want
ple is found dead, the detec-       indiscretions. (CC) (HD) (TV14)     HIST (11:02) Pawn Stars A
                                    L The Office Michael thinks         2003 Lamborghini Murcielago;           Phoebe to be a surrogate moth-
tives discover links to a South
American drug cartel. (CC) (HD)     his girlfriend is cheating on him   Saddam Hussein’s fingerprints;         er. (CC) (TV14)
(TV14)                              and asks Dwight to investigate.     a sterling silver Tiffany Walk-        SPIKE Cops In Albuquerque;
% 48 Hours (N) (CC) (HD)            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    man. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  drug bust; crack cocaine hid-
(TVPG)                              HIST (10:31) Pawn Stars Rick        OWN Welcome to Sweetie                 den in soda; prostitution sting.
_ * (10:01) Nightline Prime         checks out a restored 1960s         Pie’s Miss Robbie joins Tim in         (CC) (TV14)
(CC) (HD)                           VW Samba; Rick announces a          Houston; Charles needs mon-            TVLND (11:36) The King of
` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)            bonus for the employee of the       ey; Jenae has a new idea. (CC)         Queens A drawing by Deacon’s
(HD)                                month. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             (HD) (TVPG)                            son convinces Arthur that he
4 Community The school has          NICK Full House Stephanie los-      SPIKE Cops A K-9 unit helps of-        needs braces. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
its first student election; Abed    es a teddy bear her mother          ficers apprehend a robbery sus-
befriends a Secret Service          gave to her. (CC) (TVG)             pect; officers find heroin. (CC)       USA (11:31) Chrisley Knows
agent. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             SHOW (10:45) MAD DOG: In-           (TVPG)                                 Best The Chrisleys travel to the
? Movie “The Day the Earth          side the Secret World of            STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)          South Carolina lake house to
Stood Still” (2008, PG-13)          Muammar Gaddafi People who          Leonardo attempts to navigate          celebrate Todd’s mother’s
Keanu Reeves. (2:00)                served the Libyan dictator          the Atlantic without maps; Lu-         birthday. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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                        6 pm         6:30       7 pm         7:30        8 pm        8:30        9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                   NASCAR Racing (3) Sprint Cup: KTVU              Modern      Modern      Big Bang Big Bang News                 Sports-       Animation Domination
                ^ Bojangles’ Southern 500. (N)         News        Family      Family      Theory        Theory                   wrap          High-Def (CC) (TV14)
                   KCRA 3 EP Daily Access Hollywood (N) Dateline NBC (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                 Saturday Night Live KCRA 3 Saturday
                #              (N) (TVG) (CC) (TVPG)                                                                  (CC) (TV14)               Team         Night Live
                   Fast Joint Whiten       Law & Order: Special KRON 4 News at 8           Entertainment Tonight Law & Order: Special News                   Inside Edi-
                $ Relief       Teeth!      Victims Unit (TV14) (CC) (HD)                   (N) (CC) (HD)              Victims Unit (TV14)                    tion
                   CBS         KPIX 5      Judge       Letter Per- Two and a Friends- 48 Hours (CC) (HD) 48 Hours (N) (CC)                      KPIX 5       Two and a
                % Evening News             Judy        fect        Half Men Lives          (TVPG)                     (HD) (TVPG)               News         Half Men
                   The Lawrence Welk As Time As Time Doc Martin “Sickness Antiques Roadshow Foyle’s War “War                                    Austin City Limits
                & Show (TVG)               Goes By Goes By and Health” (TVPG)              (N) (CC) (TVG)             Games” (CC) (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG)
                   ABC7        Paid Pro- Jeopardy! Wheel of Castle A pop star is           20/20 (CC) (HD)            Nightline Prime           ABC7 News 11:00PM
                _ News         gram        (TVG)       Fortune found dead in an alley. (TVPG)                         (10:01) (CC)              (CC) (HD)
                   Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2014! Se- Bee Gees: One Night Only Las Ve- Brit Floyd: Live at Red Rocks                    Image-       Image-
                ) curing retirement. (CC) (HD) (TVG)               gas concert. (CC) (TVG)               “The Dark Side Of The Moon.”           makers       makers
                   News 10 Inside Edi- Jeopardy! Wheel of Castle A pop star is             20/20 (CC) (HD)            Nightline Prime           News 10 Castle
                * at 6:00pm tion           (TVG)       Fortune found dead in an alley. (TVPG)                         (10:01) (CC)              at           (11:35)
                   Bay Area NBC Bay Access Hollywood (N) Dateline NBC (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                Saturday Night Live Bay Area Saturday
                + News         Area        (CC) (TVPG)                                                                (CC) (TV14)               News         Night Live
                   Entertainment Tonight Two and a Friends- 48 Hours (CC) (HD)             48 Hours (N) (CC)          CBS 13 News at 10p CBS 13 News at 10p
                ` (N) (CC) (HD)            Half Men Lives          (TVPG)                  (HD) (TVPG)                (N) (HD)                  (HD)
                   Comedi- Noticiero La Familia P. Luche Sábado Gigante (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                                         Noticias Noticiero
                . ant.                     (N) (TV14)
                   We There Meet the ABC7              That ’70s 30 Rock Communi- ABC7                   Bloopers Communi- 30 Rock Creepy KOFY Movie
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                   Fai Gor Appreciation Saturday I Want to Sing for You (TVPG)             A Bite of China            Under the Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
                : of Bistro                                                                (TVPG)                     Same Sky gram             gram         gram
                   Glee The glee club per- Glee New Directions Burn Notice “Fail Safe” The Closer “Critical           The Day the Earth Stood Still (PG-13, ‘08) ››
                ? forms love songs.        goes to regionals.      (CC) (TVPG)             Missing” (CC) (TV14) (Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly)
                   News/Brief In Focus News/Arts Sports            Journal - Europe in News/In- In Focus Kpop                     World         Journal/E Drive It!
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                   Burn Notice “Fail Safe” The Hessen Conspiracy (NR, ‘09) (Billy Zane, Secretariat (PG, ‘10) ››› (Diane Lane) The story of the              News
                D (CC) (TVPG)              Lyne Renee) (CC) (HD)                           1973 Triple Crown winner. (CC)
                   NASCAR Racing (3) Sprint Cup: FOX 40 News (N) (CC) Seinfeld Two and a Two and a FOX 40 News (N) (CC) Animation Domination
                H Bojangles’ Southern 500. (N)         (TVPG)                  (TVPG)      Half Men Half Men (TVPG)                             High-Def (CC) (TV14)
                   Alarma      Estrellas Sábados de Concierto “Margarita La Diosa de Historias Delirantes Trampas de Amor (NR) (Joaquín Cordero) Se
                J Fin          Fin de      la Cumbia”                                      “Infidelidad”              presenta tres historias distintas de amor.
                   Two and a Two and a Family          Family      Bones A cryptic mes- The Closer “Critical          KPIX 5      The Office The Arsenio Hall
                L Half Men Half Men Guy (CC) Guy (CC) sage written in blood. Missing” (CC) (TV14) News                            (TVPG)        Show (CC) (TV14)
                   Videos Asombrosos La Voz Kids (HD) (TVPG)                               The Scorpion King (PG-13, ‘02) ›› (The               Titulares Operación
                P                                                                          Rock, Steven Brand) (HD)                             Tele.        Repo
                   Al Extremo: Fin de      Password la Palabra La Historia Detrás del Campeón Azteca                  Box Azteca Ford
                R Semana                   Secreta                 Mito: Fin de Semana
                   Great Performances Andrea Bocelli performs 30 Days to a Younger Heart With Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2014! Se- Image-
                V love songs. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                      Dr. Steven Masley, MD (TVG)           curing retirement. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  makers
                Z Big Bang Big Bang How I Met Mod Fam Leverage (TVPG)                      Law & Order: SVU           News        Private Practice (CC) Sanctuary
                   My India In the         France 24 News (N) RT News NHK Spe- Marie’s Mind For Murder Former chess cham- Full Frame
                ¨ (TVPG) Newsroom                                  (N)         cial        pion linked to murder. (TV14)
                   Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Criminal The Listener “The                    The Listener “Cold
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                ± Intent (CC) (TV14)       Intent (CC) (TV14)      Intent (CC) (TV14)      Intent (CC) (TV14)         Bank Job” (TV14)          Case Blues” (TV14)
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                   Hannah Ministry Special             Building a Music        Today’s     Ministry Activate Triunfo En Nuevas de Nada es Paid Pro-
                ¥ Help Me!                             Difference Special      Chr.        Special                    Jesus       Gran Gozo Imposible gram
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                       6 pm         6:30       7 pm          7:30       8 pm         8:30        9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                     Storage-    Storage- Flipping Vegas “Chop Flipping Vegas (CC) Flipping Vegas “Flip Flipping Vegas (N)                       Flipping Vegas (11:01)
              A&E Texas          Texas        House” (CC) (TVPG) (HD) (TVPG)                    Gone Wrong” (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG)                   “Dog House” (TVPG)
                     Gladiator (5:30) (R, ‘00) ››› (Russell Crowe) A fugitive general be-       Turn “Pilot” A Long Island farmer is Jeremiah Johnson (PG) ›››
              AMC    comes a gladiator in ancient Rome. (CC) (HD)                               recruited. (CC) (TV14)               (Robert Redford) (HD)
                     Too Cute! “Musical Kit- My Cat From Hell:      Too Cute! (HD)              Too Cute! “Musical Kit- My Cat From Hell:        To Be Announced
             ANIM    tens” (TVPG)             Scratch Tracks (N)    (TVPG)                      tens” (TVPG)             Scratch Tracks
                     Scandal (CC) (HD)        Scandal Abby takes on Celebration of Gospel 2014 Gospel artists in- Holiday Heart (R, ‘00) ››› (Ving Rhames, Al-
              BET    (TV14)                   Olivia’s duties.      cluding Yolanda Adams. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              fre Woodard) (CC) (TV14)
                     The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Titanic (PG-13, ‘97) ›››› (Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet) Premiere. A woman falls for an
            BRAVO    of Atlanta (TV14)        of Atlanta (TV14)     artist aboard the ill-fated ship.
                     Legally Blonde (4:30) Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Guntucky (N) (HD)                         FNA USA (HD) (TV14) The Terminator (R,
             CMT     (PG-13) ›› (HD)          loaded        loaded  loaded       loaded         (TV14)                                           ‘84) ›››› (HD)
             CNBC    Suze Orman Show          Flipping Out (TVPG) Lives- Rch Secret             Suze Orman Show          American Greed          SHARK! Paid Prog.
                     Death Row Stories        Death Row Stories     Chicagoland “Broken Death Row Stories                Death Row Stories Philadelphia lawyers learn
              CNN    (HD)                     (HD)                  Wings” (HD)                 (HD)                     new rules. (HD)
                     Meet the The Dukes of Hazzard (6:29) (PG-13, ‘05) ›› Superbad (NR, ‘07) ››› (Jonah Hill) Co-dependent teens Daniel Tosh: Happy
             COM     Parents (Johnny Knoxville) (CC) (HD)                        hope to score booze and babes at a party. (HD)                  Thoughts (TVMA)
                     SportsNet Boxing Bobby Gunn vs. Glen Johnson. (Taped) MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies at San Fran- SportsNet World Poker Tour:
            CSNBA    Central (N)                                                 cisco Giants. (HD)                                  Central (N) Season 12
                     Washington This Week                           Washington This Week                                 Washington This Week
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                     Boss Hog Boss Hog Alaska: The Last                 Alaska: The Last          Timber Kings “Jolly     Timber Kings “Peter in Epic Homes (CC) (HD)
              DSC (TV14)          (TV14)      Frontier (CC) (TV14) Frontier (CC) (TV14) Ole Island” (TVPG)                a Pickle” (N) (TVPG) (TVG)
                     E! News (HD) (TVPG) Total Divas “The               Total Divas “On Brie’s Bad Side” Summer Rae flirts with        Maid in     Fashion Police (HD)
                E!                            Braniel Bus” (TV14)       Daniel Bryan. (HD) (TV14)                                      Manhattan (TV14)
                     College Hockey (4:30) NCAA Tour- SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN nament, Final: Teams TBA.                                                       (HD) (Live)             (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)
                     NHRA Drag Racing         College Softball Washington at Stanford. (N) Baseball Tonight (N) NBA                    30 for 30 (CC) (HD)
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                     Hercules (G, ‘97) ››› (Voices of Tate Dono- Despicable Me (PG, ‘10) ››› (Voices of Steve Happy Feet Two (PG, ‘11) ›› (Voices of Elijah
              FAM van, Josh Keaton) (HD)                                Carell, Jason Segel) (HD)                         Wood, Robin Williams) (HD)
              FNC Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large (N) Red Eye (HD)                          Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large            Red Eye (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)               Chopped (TVG)             Chopped (TVG)             Chopped (TVG)           Chopped (TVG)            Restaurant: Im.
                     Rio (G, ‘11) ››› (Voices of Anne Hathaway,         Just Go With It (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Adam Sandler) A man’s Just Go With It (PG-13, ‘11) ››
                FX Jesse Eisenberg) (HD)                                careless lie spins out of control. (HD)                        (Adam Sandler) (HD)
              HALL Lucky in Love (5) (CC) Be My Valentine (CC) (HD) (TVG)                         It Could Happen to You (PG) ››› (HD)             Elevator Girl ››
              HIST America Unearthed Pawn                   Pawn        Pawn         Pawn         Pawn          Pawn      Pawn         Pawn        Pawn         Pawn
                     House        Hunters House             Hunters Property Brothers             Property Brothers       House Hunters Reno- House             Hunters
             HGTV Hunters Int’l               Hunters Int’l             “Chris & Mike” (TVG) “Kari & Boris” (TVG)         vation (N) (CC) (TVG) Hunters Int’l
                     The Girl He Met Online (NR, ‘14) (Yvonne           Death Clique (NR, ‘14) (Lexi Ainsworth) Pre-      Zoe Gone (NR, ‘14) (Jean Louisa Kelly, Andrea
              LIFE Zima) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                               miere. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                           Bowen) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
            MSNBC Lockup (HD)                 Lockup (HD)               Lockup (HD)               Lockup (HD)             Lockup (HD)              Lockup (HD)
                     Fired Up (PG-13, ‘09) › (Nicholas D’Agosto,        Bring It On: In It to Win It (PG-13, ‘07) ››› Mean Girls (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Lindsay Lohan,
              MTV Eric Christian Olsen) (HD)                            (Ashley Benson, Jennifer Tisdale) (HD)            Rachel McAdams)
                     Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Hath-                      The Thun- Instant       Full House Full House Friends         Friends
              NICK (TVG)          (TVG)       (TVG)         (TVG)       (N) (TVG) aways           dermans Mom             (TVG)        (TVG)       (TVPG)       (11:36)
              OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life         Iyanla, Fix My Life       Sweetie Pie’s             Sweetie Pie’s           Love in the City (N) Sweetie Pie’s
              OXY Burlesque (4:30) ›› Sweet Home Alabama (PG-13) ›› (Reese Witherspoon) Sweet Home Alabama (PG-13) ›› (Reese Witherspoon)
                     Cops         Cops        Cops          Cops        GLORY 15: Istanbul (N) (HD)                       Cops         Cops        Cops         Cops
             SPIKE (TVPG)         (TV14)      (TVPG)        (TV14)                                                        (10:15)      (10:26)     (TVPG)       (TV14)
                     Lake Placid 3 (5) (R, Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (NR, ‘12)               Bermuda Tentacles (Linda Hamilton, Trevor        Swamp Shark (R, ‘11)
              SYFY ‘10) (HD) (TV14)           (Robert Englund, Yancy Butler) (HD) (TV14)          Donovan) Premiere. (TV14)                        (HD) (TV14)
                     Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Deal With You,
               TBS mond           mond        mond          mond        Theory       Theory       Theory        Theory    Theory       Theory      It (TV14) Dupree
              TCM How To          The Misfits (6:45) (NR, ‘61) ››› (Clark Gable) (CC)             Bus Stop (9:15) (NR) ››› (Marilyn Monroe) Disco Godfather ››
                     Untold Stories of the Untold Stories of the Sex Sent Me to the               Sex Sent Me to the      Outrageous 911 (CC) Sex Sent Me to the
               TLC E.R. (CC) (TVPG)           E.R. (CC) (TV14)          E.R. “It Won’t Stop!”     E.R. (N) (CC) (TV14) (HD) (TVPG)                 E.R. (CC) (TV14)
                     The Pursuit of Happyness (5:30) (PG-13, ‘06) The Help (PG-13, ‘11) ››› (Viola Davis, Emma Stone) An aspiring                  Dallas (11:03) Sue
               TNT ››› (Will Smith) (CC) (HD)                           writer captures the experiences of black women. (CC) (HD)                  Ellen plans a wedding.
                     Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins (PG, ‘09) King of                King of      American Family         Family       The Boon- The Boon- Space
             TOON ››› (Robbie Amell) (HD) (TVPG)                        the Hill     the Hill     Dad (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) docks                 docks        Dandy
                     Ghost Adventures (N) The Dead Files (CC) The Dead Files: Q&A Ghost Adventures                        The Dead Files (CC) The Dead Files: Q&A
              TRAV (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           (HD) (TVPG)               (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        (HD) (TVPG)              (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
             TRUTV Tow            Tow         Most Shocking             Jokers       Jokers       Jokers        Jokers    Jokers       Jokers      Most Shocking
                     Gilligan’s Island (6:12) Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- The King
            TVLAND “Splashdown” (TVG) Island                Island      Island       Island       mond          mond      mond         mond        mond         of Queens
                     NCIS “Berlin” (CC)       NCIS The team search- Modern           Modern       Modern        Modern    Modern       Modern      Chrisley Chrisley
              USA (TV14)                      es for Bodnar.            Family       Family       Family        Family    Family       Family      Knows        Knows
                     Ghostbusters II (5:55) (PG, ‘89) ›› (Bill Murray, Dan           Ghostbusters (PG, ‘84) ››› (Bill Murray) Ghost fighters       40 Greatest Pranks 4
              VH-1 Aykroyd) (HD)                                                     battle ghouls in a Manhattan high-rise. (HD)                  Practical jokes. (TVPG)
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                     I Didn’t Do I Didn’t Do Jessie         Jessie      Bedtime Stories (8:15) (PG, ‘08) ›› (Adam         Lab Rats Kickin’ It Dog With Good-
              DISN It (TVG) It (TVG) (6:55)                 (7:45)      Sandler, Keri Russell) (CC) (HD)                  (TVY7)       (TVY7)      a Blog       Charlie
              ENC Around the World in 80 Days (5:55)                    Rush Hour, ‘98 ›››                      Shanghai Noon (9:40), ‘00 ›››                   Legend
                     Battleship (5:45) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (Taylor          Pacific Rim (PG-13) ››› (Charlie Hunnam)          Game of Thrones          Pacific Rim (11:15)
              HBO Kitsch) (CC) (HD)                                     Premiere. (Subtitled-English) (HD)                (10:15) (CC) (TVMA) (PG-13, ‘13) ›››
              MAX The Bourne Legacy (5:40) (HD)                         The 40-Year-Old Virgin (R) (HD)                   Oblivion, ‘13 ›› Premiere. (HD)
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             SHOW Woman (5), ‘05 ››           fights for custody.       Waltz) Premiere. (CC) (HD)                                     World of Muammar Gaddafi
             STARZ S.W.A.T. (6:05) (PG-13, ‘03) ››                      Da Vinci’s Demons         Da Vinci’s Demons       Da Vinci’s Demons        Da Vinci’s Demons
              TMC Lincoln (4:20) ››› Rescue Dawn (6:50) (PG-13, ‘06) ››› (CC) The Frighteners (R, ‘96) ›› (HD)                                     Mimesis (R, ‘11) (CC)
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                     12 am 12:30 1 am                      1:30       2 am         2:30       3 am        3:30        4 am        4:30        5 am        5:30
                   SAF3 “Finding Home” Sanctuary “Animus”             Storm Sto- Storm Sto- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Our World, Paid Pro-
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               # Saturday Night Live Shaun T’s Workout Paid Prog. 1st Look House                         House       Fix Hair Joint          Today (N) (CC)
                   Sheer        Paid Pro- Catch Me if You Can (PG-13, ‘02) ››› (Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Han- Derm Ex- Paid Pro- The Power Derm Ex-
               $ Cover          gram        ks) A teenage scam artist poses as a pilot, surgeon and lawyer.          clusive! gram           to Clean clusive!
                   Two and a CSI: Miami (12:35)           Paid Pro- Anti-Aging Fast Joint Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Hometime A New                   Bay Sun-
               % Half Men (CC) (TV14)                     gram                    Relief      gram       gram        gram        (TVG)       Calling     day (CC)
               & Great Performances at the Met “Falstaff” (CC) (TVPG)             KVIE Arts Lawrence Welk            Austin City Limits      Heartland Leading
                   Castle The team          Private Practice (CC) ABC7 News 11:00PM Paid Pro- Free Nu- Sleep Bet- Paid Pro- ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ searches for a sniper. (HD) (TV14)                   (CC) (HD)               gram       triBullet ter! (TVG) gram           (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2014! (TVG) Bee Gees: One Night Only (TVG) Brit Floyd: Live at Red Rocks                   Image       Image
               * Castle         Dog         Dog           Hotel for Dogs (1:35) (PG, ‘09) ››             Hazelton Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               + Saturday Night Live 1st Look House                   Talk Stoop Paid Prog. 1st Look House           House       Paid Prog. House        George
               ` CSI: Miami (TV14)          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Focus T25 Sleep Bet. Paid Prog. Airbrush Focus T25 Old House TBA                       Derm
               . Estrellados (N) (TV14) Desmadrugados (N) El Chavo Animado                    Clásicos de Sábado Gigante (TV14)              Comed. Noticiero
               4 Movie Time                 Cheaters (N) (TV14) Whiten Teeth                  World’s Best Blender I Hate My Wrinkles! Whiten Teeth
               : Paid Prog. CMC Late Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Off the Air
               ? Resident Evil (R, ‘02) › (Milla Jovovich)            The Closer (TV14)       The Border (TV14)      Hollywood There         Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               D News           Latino TV LatiNation Workout Wen Hair Workout Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Bloopers Bloopers Larry King Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. No 2 Old Pain Free Paid Prog. Mass
               J Universal Sufrir           Pagado        Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado     Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado
               L Futurama Futurama On Air                 McCarver 1st Family Box Office Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P 12 Corazones (TV14) Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Americas Fútbol
               R Uprising Pagado Pagado Programa Pagado (HD)                                  Pagado     Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado
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               V Great Performances (CC) (HD) (TVG)                   30 Days to a Younger Heart         Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2014! (TVG) Image
               ¨ Marie’s Mind For Murder (TV14)                       Full Frame              JN1 Headline News CCTV             CCTV        Ukraine News
               ± Law Order: CI              Law Order: CI             Law Order: CI           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Paid Prog. NOW             Gaither Home              Insights Theatre        Paid Prog. Master      Ministry Ministry Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E Flipping Vegas (12:01) Flipping Vegas (1:01) Flipping Vegas (2:01) Flipping Vegas (3:02) Paid Prog. Dog Bounty Hunter Worx Air!
              AMC Jeremiah Johnson          Turn “Pilot” (CC) (TV14)              Gladiator (R, ‘00) ››› (Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix) (CC) (HD)
              ANIM Untamed and Uncut Untamed and Uncut Untamed and Uncut Extreme Extreme Weird                                   Weird       Untamed and Uncut
              BET Holiday Lean on Me (PG-13, ‘89) ›› (Morgan Freeman) (CC)                               Second      Popoff      BET Inspiration (TVG)
            BRAVO Titanic (PG-13, ‘97) ›››› (Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)                                        Paid Prog. FlashNGO Focus T25 Anti-Aging
              CMT The Terminator (11) (R) (HD)            Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Fat Cops Butt Lift! Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC American Greed            Suze Orman Show           Suze Orman Show         Options America Barefoot Paid Prog. Focus T25 Paid Prog.
              CNN Anthony Bourd.            Anthony Bourd.            CNN Special (HD)        New Day Sunday (N) (HD)                                    Politics
              COM Dave Attell: R.           Comedy Dave Chappelle: Killin’ Softly             Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker       Comedy Cebria           Hard Core
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Baseball: Rockies at Giants                       SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bald             NutriBullet
             CSPN Washington This Week                                Washington This Week                           Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Epic Tech Homes           Last Frontier             Last Frontier           Popoff     Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cutlery         Paid Prog.
               E! Eric &        Eric &      Total Divas (TV14)        Worst       The Soup Chelsea Hello Ross WEN Hair Paid Prog. Sheer                  Proactiv
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)         SportsCenter (CC)         SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)      SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 30 for 30 (CC) (HD)                    The Announcement (HD)               Shorts     NBA         Bassmasters (CC)        Bassmasters (N)
              FAM Alice in Wonderland (PG, ‘10) ›› (HD)               Shaun T’s Paid Prog. America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Rocket              Meals!      Z. Levitt
              FNC Huckabee (HD)             Justice With Jeanine Huckabee (HD)                FOX and Friends Sunday (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)             Chopped (TVG)             Restaurant: Im.         Chopped (TVG)          Meals!      Paid Prog. Floor        Proactiv
               FX Just Go With It (10:30) Justified (TVMA)            Saint       Anger       Wilfred    Wilfred     Louie       Louie       Paid Prog. Power
              HALL Elevator Girl (11) ›› Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Frasier             Frasier     Frasier     Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Pawn         Pawn        Pawn          Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn       Pawn        Paid Prog. Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (CC)
             HGTV Property Brothers         House Hunters Reno Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers                   Top         Paid Prog. Focus T25 Paid Prog.
              LIFE Death Clique (12:02) (NR, ‘14) (HD) (TVPG)         Zoe Gone (2:02) (NR, ‘14) (CC) (HD) (TV14)     Chris       Chris       Paid Prog. Total Gym
            MSNBC Lockup (HD)               Lockup (HD)               Lockup (HD)             Lockup (HD)            Hardball Business Up W/Steve Kornacki
              MTV Ridic.        Ridic.      Ridic.        Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.     Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TVPG) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George                  George Lopez (3:12) George         George      Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY Burlesque (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (Cher, Christina Aguilera)            Celebrity Total Gym Paid Prog. 6 Min           Paid Prog. Derm         Anti-Aging
             SPIKE Cops         Cops        Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Cutlery      Free $$$ Hard Core Cook Safe
              SYFY Swamp Shark (11) (R) Bermuda Tentacles (Linda Hamilton) (TV14) Eye of the Beast (NR) ›› (HD) (TVPG)                       Twi. Zone Twi. Zone
              TBS You, Me and Dupree (11:30) ›› My Best Friend’s Girl (R, ‘08) › (HD)                    Married     Married     Married     Married     Married
              TCM Disco         Shaft (12:45) (R) ››› (Richard Roundtree)         Tear Gas Broadway to Hollywood, ‘33 ›› The Devil Is a Sissy (NR) ››
              TLC Sex Sent Me to the        Outrageous 911 (CC) Untold Stories of ER Popoff              No 2 Old Paid Prog. Total Gym Better H20 Hate Hair?
              TNT Dallas (12:03) (TV14) Dallas (1:03) (TV14) Dallas (2:03) (TV14) Dallas (3:03) (TV14) Dallas (4:03) (TV14) Dallas (5:03) (TV14)
             TOON Bleach (N) Naruto         One Piece Exorcist Lagoon             Naruto      Shell      Fullmetal Samurai IGPX              Star Wars Titan
             TRUTV Jokers       Jokers      Jokers        Jokers      Jokers      Jokers      Most Shocking          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Meals!        Paid Prog.
            TVLAND The King of Queens King                King        Soul Man Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp.
              USA CSI: Crime Scene          CSI: Crime Scene          WWE A.M. Raw (N)        House (CC) (TV14)      House (CC) (TV14)       House (CC) (TV14)
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              VH-1 40 Greatest Pranks 4 40 Funniest Fails 2 40 Funniest Fails 2 Best                     Black Ink Crew (TV14) Hot 97        Basketball Wives LA
            WGN-A ’Til Death ’Til Death Dharma Dharma Dharma Dharma Paid Prog. Paid Prog. In Search Facts                                    Key/David Tomorrow
              DISN Dog          Jessie      Dog           Good        ANT Farm Genius ›› (Trevor Morgan)             Deck        Deck        Fish        Phineas
              ENC The Legend of Drunken Master Johnny Be Good (1:20)                          The Dead Zone (2:50)               Seven Years in Tibet (4:35) ››
              HBO Pacific Rim (11:15), ‘13 ›››            VICE        Trance ››› (HD)                    Constantine (3:45) (R) ›› (HD)                  Identity
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              MAX Carnal Awakening (12:10) (NR) This Is 40 (1:35) (R) ›› (Paul Rudd) (HD)                            Life-Top Assault on Precinct 13 (4:25) (R)
             SHOW Shameless (12:05)         Lies          Varsity Blues (1:35) (R) ›› (HD)               Coach Carter (PG-13, ‘05) ››› (CC) (HD)
             STARZ Blade: Trinity (R, ‘04) ›› (CC)                    Da Vinci’s Demons       Phone Booth (2:55) (R)             Starz Inside: Comics Back-II
              TMC Mimesis The Frighteners (12:35) ›› (HD)                         Mimesis (R, ‘11) (HD)              National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie Mumford
                 Movies                   Children’s             Please check daily TV grids for updates                 News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                       SUNDAY MORNING                                                 April 12-18, 2014                                    16

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              ^     NutriBullet Focus T25 Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                          Fox News Sunday           Anti-Aging Williams
              #     Meet the Press (N)     KCRA 3 Reports - Morning News Early Fesai, Javora. (N) NHL Hockey Detroit Red Wings at St. Louis Blues. (N)
              $     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KRON 4 News Weekend (N) (CC) (HD)                                           J. Osteen In Touch                     Bay Area
                    CBS News
               % (CC) (HD) Sunday Morning (N) Game                 KPIX 5
                                                       Changers News
                                                                               Face the Supercross: Behind Jim Nantz Remem-
                                                                               Nation (N) the Dream (N) (CC)          bers Augusta
                                                                                                                                                2014 Masters Tourna-
                                                                                                                                                ment Final Round. (N)
               & Shalom Martha             Curious Cat in the Peg              Dinosaur Tiger             Super       Truth         Healthy     Healing      Opinion
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning Ameri- This Week W/ George ABC7                         NBA         NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at In-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)             ca (N) (CC) (HD)        Stephanopoulos            News                     diana Pacers. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
               ) Peg            Cat in the 30 Days to a Younger Heart          Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2014! (TVG) 3 Steps to Incredible Health!-Joel
               * This Week                 Good Morning            News 10 8am Sunday J. Osteen NBA                   NBA Basketball: Thunder at Pacers
               + Today (N) (CC)            Today in the Bay (N) Meet the Press (N)           Press        NHL Hockey Detroit Red Wings at St. Louis Blues. (N)
               ` Paid Prog. CBS News Sunday Morning (N) Face the Nation (N) Behind the Dream                          Nick Faldo                2014 Masters
               . Desayuno Desayuno Pagado Pagado República Deportiva (TVG)                                Fútbol      Fútbol Mexicano Primera División
               4 Sun. Mass Paid Prog. Berteau Ministries Paid Prog. Catholic M Tom Wrld Anti-Aging Focus T25 Pain Free Paid Prog. Fix Hair
               : TV Mass Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Chai                       Sitaarre Paid Prog. Pain Free Paid Prog.
               ? Paid Prog. House          Good Day Weekend Good Day Weekend Good Day Weekend Good Day Weekend Car Czar WHAD
               @ Journal Arts.21           Euro        Travel      Journal     Faith         Journal      In Focus India            India       Journal      Good
               D Paid Prog. Workout Derm               Dog Tales Into Wild Animals Bay Area Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Focus T25 WEN Hair Workout
               H Skincare Speak            Berteau Facts           Fox News Sunday           Paid Prog. 10 Minute Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               J Pagado Pagado Comun                   Pagado      Pagado      Pagado        Pagado       Pagado      Pagado        Pagado      Pagado       Pagado
               L Midnight Bible            Ever Increasing Faith Bay Area KPIX 5 News Sunday NutriBullet Sheer                      Hollywood Career         Memory
               P Fútbol Inglés                         Operación Raggs         Jet Plane Noodle           LazyTown Pagado           Pagado      Pagado       Pagado
               R Programa Pagado           Pagado      Show        Libro       Libro         Verdad       Desper      Fútbol Mexicano Primera División
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Shalom Clifford Sid                                    WordWrld Curious Cat in the Travel                 Garden
               ¨ NHK Programming (N) France 24 RT News France 24 CrossTalk World Affairs Today Ethics                               After 10 Taiwan Outlook (N)
               ± Paid Prog. Int.           Jeremiah Youssef In Touch                         Beyond Paid Prog. Hate Hair? Pain Free Married                  Eraser (R)
               ¥ Ministry Like You Moment of Urban                 Jeremiah I Speak          Times        Love        In Touch                  Is Written Living
              A&E Diets 2.0 Paid Prog. Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14)
              AMC Mad Men (TV14)           Mad Men (TV14)          Mad Men (TV14)            Mad Men (TV14)           Turn “Pilot” (CC) (TV14)               Blood Dia
              ANIM To Be Announced
               BET BET’s Morning Inspiration (TVG)                 Popoff      P. Chris Bobby Jones Gospel Lift Voice Lift Voice Court-Martial
            BRAVO Married to Medicine Housewives/Atl.              Housewives/Atl.           Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.           Housewives/Atl.
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)          CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)          Hot 20 Countdown
             CNBC Paid Prog. New P90X Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. Clean!                       Younger Cancer           Sexiest
              CNN State of the Union       Fareed Zakaria GPS Reliable Sources (N) State of the Union                 Fareed Zakaria GPS CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM SHARK! Anti-Aging Shaun T’s Focus T25 The Heartbreak Kid (R, ‘07) ›› (Ben Stiller) (HD)                           Without a Paddle (10:28) (HD)
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet MLB Baseball: Rockies at Giants                             Shaun T’s Backyard Anti-Aging Butt Lift!
             CSPN Washington Journal Newsmakers                    Washington This Week                               Washington This Week
              DSC Rifles        David      Paid Prog. Shaun T’s J. Osteen In Touch An Idiot Abroad (CC) An Idiot Abroad (CC) Epic Backyards (TVG)
                E! Total Gym Skincare Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City E! News (TVPG)
             ESPN Outside Reporters SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                                                           PBA Bowling
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N)        Outside Reporters SportsCenter                    Billiards (N) (HD)       Billiards (N) (HD)        Billiards (N) (HD)
              FAM Meals!        Mass       Daddy       The Hunchback of Notre Dame (G) (HD)               101 Dalmatians (G, ‘96) ›› (HD)                    Alice
              FNC FOX and Friends          Maria Bartiromo         MediaBuzz (N) (HD) News HQ Housecall America’s News HQ Fox News Sunday
             FOOD Barefoot Rocket          Giada       Contessa Rachael Ray’s                Pioneer Trisha’s Southern Giada                    Sand.        Guy’s
                FX NutriBullet Total Gym Buffy, Vampire Slayer Monsters vs. Aliens (PG, ‘09) ›› (HD)                  How to Train Your Dragon ››› (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Middle              Middle        Middle       Middle      Middle        Middle      Middle       Middle
              HIST Paid Prog. Skincare 10 Things 10 Things 10 Things 10 Things 10 Things 10 Things 10 Things About                              Down East Dickering
             HGTV Dirty         Skincare Rehab         Rehab       Rehab       Rehab         Rehab        Rehab       Rehab         Rehab       Property Brothers
              LIFE Younger Proactiv In Touch                       Amazing Jeremiah J. Osteen Skincare Prank                        Bring It! (CC) (TVPG) Bring It!
            MSNBC Up W/Steve Kornacki Melissa Harris-Perry (N) (HD)                          Weekends With Alex Witt (N) (HD)                   Meet the Press (CC)
              MTV Ridic.        Ridic.     Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.        Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.        Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Fanboy      T.U.F.F.    Power       Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Turtles                               Turtles
              OWN Nate Berkus              Rachael Ray (TVG)       Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday
              OXY Cancer        Paid Prog. Hour of Power           Fright Night (R, ‘11) ››› (Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell)         Snapped Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Cook Safe Free $$$ Shaun T’s Sexiest                           Off Road Engine          Truck         Muscle      Contractor Contractor
              SYFY Cook Safe Hair Loss Dirty           Paid Prog. Barefoot Paid Prog. Riverworld (CC) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)                      Riverworld (TV14)
               TBS Married Married Married Married Friends Friends Friends Friends Just Married (PG-13, ‘03) › (HD)
              TCM A Family Affair (6:15) (NR) ››› You’re Only Young Once ››                  Captains Courageous (G, ‘37) ››› (HD)              Advnture-Huck
               TLC Derm         Power      Paid Program (CC) (HD)              Airbrush Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes
               TNT Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TVPG)
             TOON Looney Looney Tenkai                 Tenkai      BeyWar. Pokemon Ben 10                 Legends Gumball Uncle Gra. Open Season 3 (PG)
              TRAV Mysteries-Museum        Mysteries-Museum        Secrets- Lege.            Bizarre Foods            Bizarre Foods             BBQ Crawl BBQ Crawl
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Grill-Pro Clean!         Dirty       Clean!      Paid Prog. Focus T25 Focus T25 Clipaholics (TV14)                World Records
            TVLAND 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. Three’s Company                              3’s Comp. 3’s Comp.
              USA House (CC) (TVPG) Paid Prog. Jeremiah P. Chris J. Osteen Sirens                         Sirens      Suits (HD) (TV14)         NCIS: Los Angeles
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          Top 20 Count.             Top 20 Count.            Best          Ghostbusters ››› (HD)
            WGN-A In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night MLB Baseball
              DISN Mickey’s Great          Wil. West Doc McSt. Pirates         Sofia         Dog          Jessie      Austin        Liv-Mad. Bedtime Stories ››
              ENC Seven Years in Tibet Love & Basketball (6:55) ›››                          Rush Hour (9:05) ›››                   XXX: State of the Union (10:45)
              HBO Simon Sez › (HD)                     Conchords The Wedding Date (PG-13) ››              University Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight (10:15) ››
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              MAX Juwanna Mann (6:15), ‘02 › (HD)                  Doctor Dolittle (7:50), ‘98 ››         The Internship (9:20) ›› (HD)                      Heat (R)
             SHOW Lionheart ›› (HD)                    Jim Rome, Sho           Circle of Friends (8:45) (PG-13, ‘95) ›››            Diary of a Mad Black Woman, ‘05
             STARZ Back to the Future Part II (5:25) The Lost World: Jurassic Park (7:20) ››              S.W.A.T. (9:35) (PG-13, ‘03) ››                    Da Vinci’s
              TMC Mumford The Reunion (6:40), ‘11 › (HD)                       Winter Solstice (8:20) (R) ›››         The Double (PG-13, ‘11) › (CC) Alex
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                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30        2 pm        2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm        4:30        5 pm        5:30
              ^      The Messengers (PG-13) › (Kristen Stewart) Resident Evil (R, ‘02) › (Milla Jovovich) (CC)     Minute      24-Prev. News at 5pm (N)
              #      U.S. Figure Skating Figure Skating World Championships. (Taped) Derm            Tree Fu       LazyTown Zou (TVY) News              NBC News
              $      Paid Prog. Derm      Paid Prog. Power        Paid Prog. Larry King J. Hanna J. Hanna          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
                     2014 Masters Tournament (11) Final Round. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                Par 5 with Dennis O’- Face the KPIX 5
               %                                                                                                   Donnell                  Nation (N) News
               & Live/Lincoln Center American Jerusalem Irena Sendler                      Huell Howser            Moyers      Contrary Studio          Weekend
                    NBA Bas- Paid Pro- Sheer           To Be Announced         I Hate My Shaun T’s Sweet Re- Days with Food Rush ABC7                   World
               _ ketball        gram       Cover                               Wrinkles! Focus T25 treats          Zahrah      (TVG)        News        News
               ) Health         Dr. Wayne Dyer: I Can See Clearly Now (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  30 Days to a Younger Heart           Surveil     Weekend
               * Basketball Beer Geek Motion           Sweet       Skincare Paid Prog. Legends Dog                 Dog         Minute       News        ABC News
               + U.S. Figure Skating Figure Skating World Championships. (Taped) Operation Smile (TVG) Comunidd News                        News        NBC News
               ` 2014 Masters Tournament (11) Final Round. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                    House       Jdg Judy News            CBS News
               . Tras la Verdad (TV14) Al Punto (N)                Como Dice el Dicho Comed. Noticiero El Chavo Animado                     Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Worx Air! Paid Prog. Edgemont Edgemont Live Life On Spot Family St. Traveler First Dog (NR, ‘10) (Eric Roberts) (CC)
               : Nima TV (TVPG)            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Program                Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Horse Rc Borders
               ? Career         Wild Am. Top Secret! (PG, ‘84) ›› (Val Kilmer)             Raymond Raymond King                King         Middle      Middle
               @ Journal Faith             Classic Art Showcase Journal        In Focus Journal        Faith       Mormon Tomorrow News                 Euromaxx
               D Derm           Paid Prog. Green       Home.       Game        Raw Trav. New in Town (PG, ‘09) › (Renée Zellweger)          Middle      Middle
               H Paid Prog. No 2 Old Catch Me if You Can (PG-13, ‘02) ››› (Leonardo DiCaprio)                      Salem       Amer. Dad FOX 40 News (N)
               J Patty Show                Chuper      Chuper      Violencia a Domicilio (NR) (Claudia Guzmán) Muralla de Tinieblas (Lorena Herrera)
               L Wen Hair NutriBullet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Backyard Wrinkles? Comedy.TV (TVPG) Glee (CC) (TV14)                            Leverage (TVPG)
               P Pagado Enfoque The Pacifier (PG) ›› (Vin Diesel) (HD)                     Selena (PG, ‘97) ››› (Jennifer Lopez) (HD)                   Operación
               R Pasión Deportiva          Venga el Domingo        Venga el Domingo        Hit M3                  Historias Engarzadas 25 Más: Fin de
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               V Live/Lincoln Center Give Me the Banjo (CC) (TVPG) Sun Stud Sherlock Sherlock Poirot (CC) (TVPG)                            Father Brown (TVPG)
               ¨ In Focus Newsroom European drive it! Travel                   Journeys Travel         Calif. Gold Steves      Desert       RT News Journal (N)
               ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Eraser (R) (HD)             Leverage (TV14)         Leverage (TV14)         Leverage (TVPG)          Leverage (TVPG)
               ¥ Christian Worship         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Love          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. A Time for Like You No 2 Old Ministry Special
              A&E Bates Motel (TV14)       Bates Motel (TV14)      Donnie Brasco (R, ‘97) ››› (Al Pacino) (HD)                 Storage Storage Storage
              AMC Blood Diamond (11:30) (R, ‘06) ››› (CC) (HD)                 Gladiator (R, ‘00) ››› (Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix) (CC) (HD)
              ANIM To Be Announced                                 To Be Announced                                 River Monsters           River Monsters
               BET The Court-Martial of Jackie Robinson (11)       Holiday Heart (R, ‘00) ››› (Ving Rhames) (CC) (TV14)        Lean on Me (PG-13, ‘89) ››
            BRAVO Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.
              CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel.
             CNBC Sexiest       Cook Safe NINJA 101 Sleep Bet. WEN Hair Paid Prog. Shaun T’s NutriBullet Debt/Part On Money 60 Minutes on CNBC
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Special (N)                                       Anthony Bourd.
              COM Without Meet the Parents (12:28) (PG-13, ‘00) ››› (HD)                   South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk Dukes
            CSNBA NuWave Pregame MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants. (N)                        Postgame SportsNet Warriors Warriors
             CSPN Washington This Week                             Washington This         Newsmakers              Washington This          Q & A (N)
              DSC Epic Homes (TVG)         Epic Homes (TVG)        Secret America (CC) Secret Societies            Amish Mafia (TV14) Amish Mafia (TV14)
                E! Fashion Police (TV14) Giuliana & Bill (TV14) Eric &         Eric &      Total Divas (TV14)      Total Divas (TV14)       Total Divas (TV14)
             ESPN PBA Bowling              College Bowling                                 SportsCenter (N)        Countdown                MLB Baseball
             ESPN2 Year/Quarterback        Year of the Quarterback (CC)        30 for 30 (CC) (HD)                 SportsCenter (N)         NHRA Drag Racing
              FAM Alice in Wonderland (11:30), ‘10 ›› (HD)         Happy Feet Two (1:56) (PG, ‘11) ›› (HD)         Hercules (3:56) (G, ‘97) ››› (HD)
              FNC Jour.         News HQ Carol Alt Housecall MediaBuzz (HD)                 Fox News Sunday         FOX Report (N)           Huckabee (HD)
             FOOD Brunch at Trisha’s Pioneer Pioneer Chopped Canada                        Save My Bakery          My. Diners My. Diners Diners         Diners
                FX Rio (G, ‘11) ›››, Jesse Eisenberg (HD)          Knight and Day (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (Tom Cruise) (HD)            Transformers: Dark of the Moon
              HALL Be My Valentine (CC) (HD) (TVG)                 Lucky in Love (Jessica Szohr) (HD) (TVG)        It Could Happen to You (PG) ››› (HD)
              HIST Modern Marvels (TVG) Modern Marvels (TVG) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC)
             HGTV Property Brothers        Property Brothers       Property Brothers       Property Brothers       Property Brothers        House       House
              LIFE Bring It! Bring It! (CC) (TVPG) Bring It! (CC) (TVPG) The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (R, ‘92) ››› (HD)                   Foreclosed (NR, ‘13)
            MSNBC MSNBC Live (N)           Karen Finney            Caught on Camera        Caught on Camera        Caught on Camera         Caught on Camera (N)
              MTV Ridic.        Ridic.     Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.       Mean Girls ›››
              NICK Parents Parents Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Thunder Haunted Sanjay                          Bread       Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN E Tolle: A New Earth Best, Oprah Show            Super Soul Sunday Oprah’s Lifeclass             Oprah’s Lifeclass        Oprah’s Lifeclass
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)          Snapped (TVPG)          Snapped (TVPG)          Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG)
              SYFY Riverworld (11) (TV14) The Ruins (R, ‘08) ›› (Jonathan Tucker)          Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (PG-13, ‘07) ››
               TBS Just Friends (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (HD)               My Best Friend’s Girl (R, ‘08) › (HD)           The Sweetest Thing › (HD)            Dupree
              TCM Advntures The Human Comedy (12:45) (NR, ‘43) ››› (CC)                    Killer McCoy (NR) ››› (Mickey Rooney)            Boys Town ›››
               TLC Say Yes Say Yes Long Island Medium Long Island Medium Long Island Medium Long Island Medium Medium Medium
               TNT Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TVPG) Step Up (PG-13, ‘06) ›› (CC) (HD)                               Dreamgirls (5:15), ‘06
             TOON Open Sn 3 Teen           Teen        Teen        Regular Regular Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (HD)                    Scooby-Doo!
              TRAV BBQ Crawl BBQ Crawl Food Paradise (TVG) Food Paradise (TVPG) Food Paradise (TVG) Food Paradise (TVG) Mysteries-Museum
             TRUTV Panic But Panic But Pawn            Pawn        Jokers      Jokers      Killer Karaoke (TV14) Most Shocking              Most Shocking
            TVLAND 3’s Comp. Cosby         Cosby       Cosby       Cosby       Cosby       Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland
              USA NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Ghostbusters (10:30) Ghostbusters II (1:15) (PG, ‘89) ›› (Bill Murray) (HD)                     Fabulous Life            Basketball Wives LA
            WGN-A MLB Baseball: Cubs at Cardinals                  10th Inn. Witches Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos The Devil’s Advocate
              DISN Bed Stori Good          Good        Good        Good        Jessie      Jessie      Jessie      Austin      Austin       Austin      I Didn’t
              ENC XXX State Hitch (PG-13) ››› (Will Smith)                     Mr. 3000 (PG-13) ››                 Shanghai Noon (4:15), ‘00 ›››
              HBO Bowfinger ››› (HD)                   Real Time, Bill         Man of Steel (2:45) (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (HD)                     The Transporter 2, ‘05
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              MAX Heat (11:20) (R, ‘95) ››› (HD)                   The Place Beyond the Pines (2:15) (R) (HD)                  The Purge (4:40) (HD)
             SHOW Diary         Detention of the Dead (HD)         The Impossible, ‘12 ››› (HD)                    Wicker Park (PG-13) ›› (HD)
             STARZ Da Vinci’s After Earth (12:35) (PG-13, ‘13) ›               Bewitched (2:20) ››                 Da Vinci’s Demons        The Aviator (5:05), ‘04
              TMC Alex Cross (11:40) (PG-13, ‘12) › Beneath the Darkness (R, ‘11) › Dare (3:10) ›› (HD)                        Boat Trip (4:45) (HD)
                  Movies                Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                  News                      Sports
TVTIMES                             SUNDAY EVENING                                        April 12-18, 2014                              18

                                                                                                             the wrong baby home. (N) (CC)
7 p.m.                                                          Sunday                                       (HD) (TV14)
                                                                                                             D Modern Family Claire and
^ H Bob’s Burgers Tina at-                                                                                   Mitchell try to spare their sig-
tends a convention based on                                              L Bones The team gets a call        nificant others from embarrass-
an animated show about                                                                                       ment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
ponies. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)        7:30 p.m.                            from the Grave Digger, who in-
                                                                         forms them that Booth has           ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
# + Dateline NBC (N) (CC)           ^ H American Dad Afraid              been buried alive. (CC) (HD)        A&E Duck Dynasty Jase and Si
(HD) (TVPG)                         that Hayley lacks life skills,       (TV14)                              damage Willie’s samurai sword;
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-         Stan makes her take a job as a       V Frontline Benedict XVI is         Willie and Phil give Sadie shoot-
tims Unit An estranged son          bartender. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)      the first pope in 600 years to      ing lessons. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
and a former patient are sus-       4 Viewer’s Choice Gives view-        step down from leading the Ro-      HIST Pawn Stars A football
pects in the murder of a doctor     ers the opportunity to choose        man Catholic Church. (CC) (HD)      signed by the 1967 Chicago
and rape of his wife. (CC) (HD)     which program they want to           (TVPG)                              Bears; a 1925 Gibson banjo;
(TV14)                              see. (CC) (TVPG)                     ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                  props from “Child’s Play.” (CC)
% 60 Minutes (N) (CC) (HD)          D Friends Ross and Monica’s          ± Leverage The team tries to        (HD) (TVPG)
_ * America’s Funniest              attractive cousin visits and stirs   take down a corrupt mayor.          TLC Long Island Medium
Home Videos A woman scares          the passions of all the men          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Theresa celebrates Chinese
her mother when she surprises       who meet her. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       A&E Duck Dynasty The ware-          New Year for the first time. (CC)
her on Christmas. (N) (CC) (HD)     A&E Duck Dynasty The men             house guys lose their pet           (HD) (TVPG)
(TVPG)                              camp out before the opening of       lizard; Willie and Si ride along
` The Amazing Race The rac-         duck season; stinky Phil seeks       with the West Monroe Police.
ers square off with Roman           romance with Miss Kay. (CC)          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    9 p.m.
gladiators in a medieval detour.    (HD) (TVPG)                          BRAVO The Real Housewives           ^ H Cosmos: A Spacetime
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                HIST Pawn Stars Bone saw             of Atlanta (Season Finale)          Odyssey Exploring the universe
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM             from the Civil War; large piece      Kenya says goodbye to a family      on the smallest scale; the neu-
(N) (CC)                            of kunzite. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         pet; NeNe seeks medical atten-      ral network in the brain. (N)
? CSI: Miami A wealthy fami-        NICK Sam & Cat Sam, Dice             tion. (N) (HD) (TV14)               (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
ly’s nanny turns up dead during     and Goomer go to a mixed-mar-        DSC Naked and Afraid Surviv-        # + Believe Tate goes to
a party. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           tial arts fight, leaving Cat at      ing on a deserted Fijian island.    find the people who framed him
D Seinfeld Jerry, Kramer and        home to study. (CC) (HD) (TVY)       (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                                                             for murder; Skouras focuses on
                                    SHOW House of Lies Kaan &            E! Total Divas When Summer
Newman investigate their ac-                                             Rae flirts with Daniel Bryan,       a young telepath. (N) (HD)
countant’s unexplained sniffle.     Associates receive a legal                                               (TV14)
                                    blow; Jeannie tries to fix things;   Brie is jealous. (HD) (TV14)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                         HALL Signed, Sealed, Deliv-         $ Entertainment Tonight (N)
L CSI: Miami A rare and ille-       Roscoe finds a constructive                                              (CC) (HD)
                                    outlet. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)             ered A mix-up sends a woman
gal machine gun vaporizes                                                to the Dead Letter Office on        % The Good Wife As Diane
three weapons smugglers. (CC)       TLC Long Island Medium                                                   and Alicia work on opposite
                                    Theresa takes control of her         her first day of work. (N) (CC)
(HD) (TV14)                                                              (HD) (TVG)                          sides of a divorce suit, they
V Death in Paradise The team        Valentine’s Day plans; unantici-                                         consider merging their firms.
                                    pated forces interrupt their         HIST Pawn Stars A massive
are faced with the murder of an                                          collection of Nike shoes; an        (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    evening. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                _ * Resurrection Maggie
air stewardess. (CC) (HD)                                                Arnold & Son longitude watch;
(TVPG)                                                                   a vintage handcuff collection.      turns to a person from the past
¨ France 24 News (N)
± Leverage A con man mas-
                                    8 p.m.                               (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    for answers; Rachael’s secret
                                                                                                             ends up in the wrong hands.
                                                                         OWN Oprah Prime Rob Low
querades as a psychic medium.       ^ H The Simpsons In the fu-          talks about his new book “Love      (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    ture, a new clone of Homer is        Life.” (HD) (TVPG)                  ) Masterpiece Classic Enlist-
A&E Duck Dynasty Sadie              created each time he dies. (N)       SHOW Shameless Sheila fights        ment fever spreads with the
needs driving lessons, and          (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     for custody and clashes with        start of World War I; ladies or-
Willie, Jase and Si are more        # + American Dream                   Sammi; Lip catches up on bills;     ganize a benefit for refugees.
than happy to help. (CC) (HD)       Builders The eight remaining         Fiona is released; Frank begins     (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(TVPG)                              contestants are paired up and        to feel like himself. (CC) (HD)     ` The Mentalist Jane and the
BRAVO The Real Housewives           asked to design four modular         (TVMA)                              FBI try to exonerate an inno-
of Atlanta Kandi doubts her de-     homes in three days. (N) (CC)        SPIKE Bar Rescue Disaster ig-       cent inmate two days before
                                    (HD) (TVPG)                          nites in the kitchen; inexperi-     his execution. (N) (CC) (HD)
cision to cast Porsha in her mu-
                                    $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC)              enced staff; siblings conflict      (TV14)
sical; Porsha records her own       (HD)
single. (HD) (TV14)                                                      with an explosive father. (HD)      ? Criminal Minds The BAU
                                    % The Amazing Race The rac-          (TVPG)                              team must find the link be-
DSC Naked and Afraid Survival-      ers square off with Roman
ists journey to Madagascar                                               STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       tween a dead killer and a new
                                    gladiators in a medieval detour.     Leonardo attempts to navigate       spate of murders. (CC) (HD)
where they face boa constric-       (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
tors, black widows and harsh                                             the Atlantic without maps; Lu-      (TV14)
                                    _ * Once Upon a Time Ariel           crezia is smuggled into the Vati-   D The Big Bang Theory Penny
desert. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            begs Hook to help her find           can for an important meeting;       tags along on Sheldon’s first
HIST Pawn Stars Rick takes a        Prince Eric; Emma decides to         Lorenzo’s identity is discovered    date. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
trip to England; someone wants      let Regina teach her how to          during his trip to Naples. (CC)
to buy Rick’s favorite mini-bike;                                                                            L The Closer The Priority
                                    use magic. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      (HD) (TVMA)                         Homicide Division looks into a
maps of Nevada. (CC) (HD)           ) Call the Midwife Sister Juli-      TLC Long Island Medium
(TVPG)                                                                                                       mother’s accusations that her
                                    enne and Trixie assist a preg-       Theresa does a group reading        son’s doctors murdered him.
NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat          nant inmate; Shelagh’s test re-      in a Long Island prison. (CC)
try a new drone delivery serv-                                                                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    veals something serious. (N)         (HD) (TVPG)                         ¨ Henning Mankell’s Wallan-
ice online. (CC) (HD) (TVG)         (CC) (HD PA) (TV14)                  TRUTV truTV Top Funniest            der (N)
OWN Oprah’s Lifeclass Bishop        ` The Good Wife As Diane             Watch a call-in host go crazy       ± Leverage The team decides
T.D. Jakes discusses the defini-    and Alicia work on opposite          when the phone doesn’t ring;        to hide in plain sight while try-
tion of a family and tools to       sides of a divorce suit, they        athletes crash and burn. (HD)       ing to take down a corrupt may-
bring families together. (CC)       consider merging their firms.        (TV14)                              or. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)           (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes
SPIKE Bar Rescue Jon is greet-      4 Dance Party All-New Bay            tims Unit Murdered nanny’s          the entire family on a Hawaiian
ed by sirens at this Kansas City    Area show with local dancers,        boyfriend is the obvious sus-       vacation to reward them for
bar. (HD)                           ’80’s music. (TV14)                  pect, but her employers have        their hard work. (CC) (HD)
TLC Long Island Medium              ? Burn Notice A recently             skeletons in their closet. (CC)     (TVPG)
Theresa takes an Italian class;     burned counterintelligence           (HD) (TV14)                         AMC Turn To prevent Anna be-
a girl’s deceased father. (CC)      agent seeks help. (CC) (HD)                                              ing blamed for the murder of a
(HD) (TVPG)                         (TVPG)
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       D Modern Family When an              8:30 p.m.                           Royal Officer, Abe must find the
                                                                                                             culprit. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
tims Unit Detectives discover a     earthquake hits, Claire gets         ^ H Family Guy After some
kidnapped girl in the trunk of a    stuck in the bathroom with the       quality time with Stewie at the
stolen car. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        plumber. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            park, Peter accidentally takes         Continued on next page
TVTIMES                             SUNDAY EVENING                                         April 12-18, 2014                              19

DSC Naked and Afraid: Uncen-        CIA’s covert soldier program.        TLC My Five Wives Paulie             remove an alligator from the
sored (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 urges Rhonda to share her pos-       yard. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
E! Total Divas Nattie faces sur-    $ Entertainment Tonight (N)          sible health scare; Rosemary’s       AMC (11:04) Turn To prevent
gery; Nikki suspects John of ly-    (CC) (HD)                            anniversary date. (N) (CC) (HD)      Anna being blamed for the mur-
ing. (N) (TV14)                     % The Mentalist Jane and the         (TVPG)                               der of a Royal Officer, Abe
HBO Game of Thrones Tyrion          FBI try to exonerate an inno-        TRUTV World’s Dumbest... In-         must find the culprit. (CC) (HD)
helps Jaime; Joffrey and Mar-       cent inmate two days before          ventions that will scare and de-     (TV14)
gaery host a breakfast; Stannis     his execution. (N) (CC) (HD)         light including one that cools       COM Chris Rock: Bigger &
loses patience with Davos;          (TV14)                               off those man parts for baby
Ramsey finds a purpose for his      _ * (10:01) Revenge Emily            making and a sound system for        Blacker The comic performs at
pet. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)           learns the identity of a key con-    the dead. (HD) (TV14)                the Apollo Theater in Harlem.
HIST Pawn Stars Corey and           spirator. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       USA Law & Order: Special Vic-        (CC) (TVMA)
Chumlee check out a pair of         ) The Bletchley Circle (Sea-         tims Unit A picture leads the        DSC (11:01) Naked After Dark
signed baby Air Jordans; a          son Premiere) Former Bletchley       detectives to the trail of a child   (N) (CC) (HD) (S Live) (TV14)
medallion once owned by Liber-      Park worker Alice Merren is in       pornographer. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       E! Total Divas Nattie faces sur-
ace. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               prison awaiting trial for murder                                          gery; Nikki suspects John of ly-
LIFE Drop Dead Diva Jane            of John Richards. (N) (CC) (HD)                                           ing. (TV14)
takes a case concerning a bul-      (TV14)                               10:30 p.m.                           HBO Game of Thrones Tyrion
lied cheerleader; Paul gets into    4 Cal High Sports Bay Area           D Friends Rachel encounters          helps Jaime; Joffrey and Mar-
trouble for accumulating debt.      (TVG)                                a sorority sister with whom she      gaery host a breakfast; Stannis
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                ? Criminal Minds Reid and            shared an embarrassing mo-           loses patience with Davos;
OWN Oprah Prime Seven-time          Prentiss go under cover to in-       ment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               Ramsey finds a purpose for his
Grammy Award winner Pharrell        vestigate an underground cult.       L Letter Perfect: The Road to
                                    (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                          pet. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
Williams discusses his career                                            the Bee Bay Area Spelling Bee        HIST (11:02) American Pick-
and family life. (N) (HD)           D Seinfeld A religious ceremo-       Championship includes 49 par-
                                    ny makes Jerry and Elaine ap-                                             ers Mike and Frank discover an
SHOW Nurse Jackie (Season                                                ticipants.
Premiere) A strong-willed, but      prehensive about being godpar-                                            attic and two barns that are
                                                                         V Light of the Valley: The           overflowing with one-of-a-kind
flawed, emergency room nurse        ents. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               15th Renovation of Swayamb-
keeps her hospital balanced.        ± Leverage Nate must bring                                                pieces. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                         hu The 15th renovation of the
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                down the corrupt warden of the       Swayambhunath Stupa in Kath-         OWN Oprah Prime Rob Low
SPIKE Bar Rescue A tax ac-          prison where he is incarcerated      mandu, Nepal, an ancient reli-       talks about his new book “Love
countant turned bar owner           and escape. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         gious complex. (CC) (HD) (TVG)       Life.” (HD) (TVPG)
struggles. (N) (HD)                 A&E Duck Dynasty Jase feels          A&E Duck Dynasty Jase and            SHOW Nurse Jackie A strong-
STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       he deserves a new office; Miss       the guys build a playhouse, but      willed, but flawed, emergency
Leonardo attempts to navigate       Kay asks Willie to buy her           Jep isn’t happy with the fin-        room nurse keeps her hospital
the Atlantic without maps; Lu-      some goats. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         ished product. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      balanced. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
crezia is smuggled into the Vati-   AMC Mad Men (Season Pre-             BRAVO The Real Housewives            SPIKE Bar Rescue A club is fill-
can for an important meeting;       miere) Don makes a friend;           of Atlanta Kenya says goodbye
                                    Joan has drinks with a client;                                            ing premium liquor bottles with
Lorenzo’s identity is discovered                                         to a family pet; NeNe seeks          cheap alcohol. (HD) (TVPG)
during his trip to Naples. (CC)     Roger receives a perplexing          medical attention. (HD) (TV14)
                                    phone call. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                          USA Suits Harvey and Mike are
(HD) (TVMA)                                                              E! Chrisley Knows Best The           at odds with a U.S. attorney.
TLC Long Island Medium Larry        BET UNCF 2014 The impor-             Chrisleys travel to the South
and Theresa trade lives for a       tance of college; performances                                            (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                         Carolina lake house to cele-
day; grieving parents who lost      by Jill Scott, the Isley Brothers,
                                                                         brate Todd’s mother’s birthday.
                                    Tye Tribbet. (N)
their teenage son. (N) (CC) (HD)
(TVPG)                              COM Dave Chappelle: Killin’
                                                                         (HD) (TV14)
                                                                         HBO Veep Selina and her team
                                                                                                              11:30 p.m.
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       Them Softly The comic targets                                             ^ RightThisMinute (N) (CC)
                                    race, the police and the death       go on a ride-along with the
tims Unit A teenager admits to                                           Coast Guard; Gary questions          (HD)
looking at a Web site to curb       of chivalry in a stand-up act.                                            # (11:35) Private Practice
                                    (CC) (TVMA)                          his role; Jonah’s new political
his pedophilic urge. (CC) (HD)                                           blog causes trouble. (N) (CC)        When Addison goes home to
(TV14)                              CSNBA Sportsman 360 TV                                                    Connecticut to deal with family,
                                    DSC Naked and Afraid Endur-          (HD) (TVMA)
                                    ing three weeks in the               SPIKE Catch a Contractor A           Sam and her friends decide to
                                                                         contractor turned a kitchen into     tag along. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
9:30 p.m.                           Malaysian rainforest. (N) (CC)
                                                                         a fire hazard. (HD)                  $ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)
                                    (HD) (TV14)
4 Bloopers (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         E! Eric & Jessie: Game On Eric                                            ) Film School Shorts Films
D The Big Bang Theory Shel-                                                                                   include “Will” and “Under.”
don realizes he will not live
                                    focuses on the Super Bowl
                                    game; Jessie takes in all the
                                                                         11 p.m.                              (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
long enough to download his         glitz and glam. (N) (TV14)           ^ Second Look Highlights of          4 It’s Always Sunny in
consciousness into a robot          HBO Silicon Valley Richard and       past news stories. (CC) (TVG)        Philadelphia The gang plans an
body. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              Erlich discover that they must       ) Imagemakers Shorts reveal
V Vatican City & the Papacy                                                                                   intervention for Frank. (CC)
                                    deliver a viable business plan;      that laughter is the best medi-      (HD) (TVMA)
With Burt Wolf Burt Wolf visits     Gilfoyle and Dinesh prove to be      cine. (CC) (HD)
the first-century tomb of St. Pe-                                                                             ? Raw Travel A village with a
                                    essential to the company. (N)        4 It’s Always Sunny in
ter, St. Peter’s Basilica. (CC)                                                                               unique African dialect; isolated,
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                     Philadelphia Mac and Dennis
(HD) (TVG)                                                               try to keep the bar afloat in the    beautiful beaches; spiritual
                                    HIST No Man’s Land Jason                                                  cleansing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
BRAVO Married to Medicine           sets off on a hunt with his fa-      tough economic times. (CC)
Mariah tries to get her husband     ther; David prepares to say          (HD) (TVMA)                          A&E (11:31) Duck Dynasty
to have hair transplant surgery.    goodbye to his son. (N) (CC)         ? Mark at the Movies                 The boys blow up one of Phil’s
(N) (HD)                            (HD) (TVPG)                          H The Arsenio Hall Show (CC)         outdated duck blinds; the
HIST Pawn Stars Pendants            OWN Lindsay Lindsay receives         (HD) (TV14)                          women hold a yard sale. (CC)
from the first two Super Bowls      backlash for her co-hosting of a     L Criminal Minds Reid and            (HD) (TVPG)
are brought into the shop; a        Halloween party; her tardiness       Prentiss go under cover to in-       BRAVO Watch What Happens:
pair of Igorot spears. (CC) (HD)    to a magazine cover shoot            vestigate an underground cult.       Live NeNe Leakes discusses
(TVPG)                              threatens its completion; Lind-      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     “The Real Housewives of At-
SHOW Californication (Season        say’s interviewed for her moth-      V Afropop: The Ultimate Cul-         lanta.” (N) (HD) (TV14)
Premiere) A self-destructive        er’s autobiography. (N) (HD)         tural Exchange A 68-year-old         SHOW Californication A self-de-
novelist tries to raise his         (TV14)                               artist and a 32-year-old tap
daughter. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                                                                                structive novelist tries to raise
                                    SHOW Years of Living Danger-         dancer develop a friendship          his daughter. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
TLC Long Island Medium It is        ously (Series Premiere) Harri-       that bridges continents. (CC)
Spring Cleaning time; Theresa                                                                                 STARZ (11:45) Da Vinci’s
                                    son Ford investigates Indone-        (HD) (TVPG)
brings up an unusual item a                                              ¨ Americas Now (N)                   Demons (iTV) Leonardo at-
                                    sia’s palm oil trade; Don Chea-
woman put in her mother’s cof-      dle meets an Evangelical Chris-      ± Without a Trace A 911 op-          tempts to navigate the Atlantic
fin. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           tian climate scientist; Thomas       erator goes missing after re-        without maps; Lucrezia is
                                    L. Friedman visits Syria. (N)        ceiving a threatening phone          smuggled into the Vatican for
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     call. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               an important meeting; Loren-
10 p.m.                             SPIKE Catch a Contractor A           A&E (11:01) Duck Dynasty             zo’s identity is discovered dur-
# + Crisis Gibson uses Jan-         smooth-talking contractor aban-      Jase, Si, Martin and Jep take a      ing his trip to Naples. (CC) (HD)
ice to get information about the    doned the Scotts. (N) (HD)           road trip; Phil and Willie try to    (TVMA)
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                        6 pm         6:30        7 pm      7:30         8 pm        8:30       9 pm        9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                       Big Bang     Big Bang   Bob’s        American   The Simp- Family       Cosmos: A Spacetime      News     Sports-       Second      RightThis-
                ^      Theory       Theory     Burgers Dad (N)         sons (N) Guy (N) Odyssey (N) (TVPG)                      wrap          Look        Minute (N)
                       KCRA 3       On the     Dateline NBC (N) (CC)   American Dream         Believe Tate goes to Crisis Finley and Dunn     KCRA 3      Private
                #      Reports      Money (N)  (TVPG)                  Builders (N) (TVPG) his hometown. (N)       become targets. (N)        Team        Practice
                       Arthritis    Anti-Aging Law & Order: Special    KRON 4 News at 8       Entertainment TonightEntertainment Tonight      News        The Insid-
                $      pain?                   Victims Unit (TV14)     (CC) (HD)              (N) (CC) (HD)        (N) (CC) (HD)                          er (N)
                       CBS         KPIX 5      60 Minutes (N) (CC)     The Amazing Race A The Good Wife (N)        The Mentalist (N) (CC)     KPIX 5      Game Day
                %      Evening     News        (HD)                    medieval detour. (N)   (CC) (TV14)          (TV14)                     News        with
                       Viewfinder  America’s Nature Prosthetics help   Call the Midwife Preg- Masterpiece Classic  The Bletchley Circle       Israel: The Royal Tour
                &                  Heartland disabled animals.         nant inmate. (N) (CC) (N) (CC) (TVPG)       (N) (CC) (TV14)            (CC) (TVPG)
                       ABC7        Explorato- America’s Funniest       Once Upon a Time (N) Resurrection “Home”    Revenge (10:01) “Alle-     ABC7 News 11:00PM
                _      News        rium        Home Videos (N)         (CC) (TVPG)            (N) (CC) (TVPG)      giance” (N) (TVPG)         (N) (CC) (HD)
                       Quest       Brit Floyd: Live at Red Rocks       Call the Midwife Preg- Masterpiece Classic  The Bletchley Circle       Image-      Film
                )      (TVG)       “The Dark Side Of The Moon.”        nant inmate. (N) (CC) (N) (CC) (TVPG)       (N) (CC) (TV14)            makers      School
                       News 10 Red Car- America’s Funniest             Once Upon a Time (N) Resurrection “Home”    Revenge (10:01) “Alle-     News 10 Sports Ex-
                *      at 6:00pm pet           Home Videos (N)         (CC) (TVPG)            (N) (CC) (TVPG)      giance” (N) (TVPG)         at          tra (11:35)
                       Bay Area 30 Rock Dateline NBC (N) (CC)          American Dream         Believe Tate goes to Crisis Finley and Dunn     NBC Bay Area News
                +      News        (TV14)      (TVPG)                  Builders (N) (TVPG) his hometown. (N)       become targets. (N)        at 11 (N) (HD)
                       60 Minutes (N) (CC) The Amazing Race A          The Good Wife (N)                           CBS 13 News at 10p
                                                                                              The Mentalist (N) (CC)                          CBS 13 News at 10p
                `      (HD)                    medieval detour. (N)    (CC) (TV14)            (TV14)               (N) (HD)                   (HD)
                       Comedi- Noticiero Aquí y Ahora (HD)             Nuestra Belleza Latina (N) (HD) (TV14)      Sal y Pimienta (HD)        Comedi- Noticiero
                .      ant.                                                                                        (TVPG)                     ant.
                       Cal High Sports Bay ABC7                   Dance Party (TV14) ABC7
                                                            Viewer’s                                    Bloopers Cal High Sports Bay          Always      Always
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                       Area (TVG)              News         Choice                         News at 9 (TVPG)        Area (TVG)                 Sunny       Sunny
                       Easy        Entertain- News at 7 Talk      If You Are the One                    Mandarin Live           Paid Pro-     Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
                :      Gourmet ment                         Tonight                                     Journal    Splendidly gram            gram        gram
                       Engage- Engage- CSI: Miami A wealthy       Burn Notice “Fast        Criminal Minds “The Criminal Minds “Mini-          Mark,       Raw Travel
                ?      ment        ment                           Friends” (CC) (TVPG) Angel Maker” (TV14) mal Loss” (TV14)
                                               family’s nanny dies.                                                                           Movies
                       Journal - World Sto- Journal               Journal
                                                            In Focus          In Focus Journal/G World Sto- Kpop                World         Journal - God
                @      News        ries        News               News                     ermany       ries                    Channel       News        Smiles
                       How I Met How I Met Seinfeld Friends       Modern      Modern       Big Bang Big Bang Seinfeld Friends                 Ten O’clock News
                D                              (TVPG)       (TV14)Family      Family       Theory       Theory     (TVPG)       (TVPG)        (CC) (HD)
                       Bones A cryptic mes- Bob’s                 The Simp- Family
                                                            American                       Cosmos: A Spacetime FOX 40 News (N) (CC)           The Arsenio Hall
                H      sage written in blood. Burgers Dad (N)     sons (N) Guy (N) Odyssey (N) (TVPG) (TVPG)                                  Show (CC) (TV14)
                       Retofamosos             Isabel (TVG)                   Que Jala- Hembra o Macho (NR, ‘91) (Lorena Herrera, Al-         Central Deportiva
                J                                                             da           fonso Zayas)
                   White Collar An old ri- CSI: Miami “Guerillas Bones The Grave Dig- The Closer “Heroic           KPIX 5       Letter Per-   Criminal Minds “Mini-
                L val challenges Neal. in the Mist” (TV14)        ger kidnaps Booth.       Measures” (TV14)        News         fect          mal Loss” (TV14)
                   Ice Age: The Meltdown (PG, ‘06) ›› (Voices of La Voz Kids (N) (HD) (TVPG)                       Suelta La Sopa Extra       Titulares Operación
                P Ray Romano) (HD)                                                                                 (N) (HD)                   Tele.       Repo
                   Siempre Tuya Acapulco                          Extranormal de Impacto Videos de fantasmas, DeporTV América                 Marcaje Personal
                R                                                 apariciones e historias de terror.
                   Antiques Roadshow Death in Paradise            Frontline Pope Benedict XVI steps Vatican City & the Pa- Light of           Afropop: The Ultimate
                V “Baton Rouge” (TVG) (CC) (TVPG)                 down. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                pacy With Burt Wolf the Valley        Cultural Exchange
                Z Big Bang Big Bang How I Met Mod Fam Leverage (TV14)                      Law & Order: SVU        News         The Office    The Office Friends
                   Newsweek Afghan         France 24 News (N) RT News Newsline Henning Mankell’s Wallander (N)                                Americas Now (N)
                ¨ -Asia       Report                              (N) (CC) (N) (CC)
                   Leverage (CC) (HD) Leverage “The Future Leverage A corrupt              Leverage The team       Leverage Nate must         Without a Trace “911”
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                ± (TVPG)                   Job” (CC) (TVPG)       mayor. (CC) (TVPG)       hides in plain sight.   escape from prison.        (CC) (TVPG)
                ≤ American Samurai (R, ‘92) › (David Bradley) The Rock (R, ‘96) ››› (Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage) (HD)                         Contacto Deportivo
                   Cross Talk Christ in Moment of Manna           Living on Answers in Genesis Give Me the Bible                Jack Van      Joseph      Ministry
                ¥             Prophecy                 Fest       the Edge                                                      Impe          Prince      Special
                 Movies                 Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                        Sports
TVTIMES                                        SUNDAY EVENING                                                 April 12-18, 2014                                    21

                      6 pm         6:30        7 pm         7:30        8 pm         8:30       9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                    Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dynasty “Aloha, Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy-
              A&E nasty         nasty       nasty         nasty       nasty         nasty      Robertsons!” (TVPG) nasty              nasty       nasty        nasty
                    Forrest Gump (PG-13, ‘94) ›››› (Tom Hanks) An innocent man en- Turn A Royal Officer is Mad Men Don makes a Turn (11:04) A Royal
              AMC ters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC) (HD)                            murdered. (N) (TV14) friend. (N) (TV14)            Officer is murdered.
                    River Monsters (N)      Rocky Mountain            River Monsters (HD) Rocky Mountain                 River Monsters: Un- River Monsters: Un-
              ANIM (HD) (TVPG)              Bounty Hunters (N) (TVPG)                          Bounty Hunters            hooked (TVPG)            hooked (CC) (TVPG)
                    Lean on Me (4:30) (PG-13, ‘89) ›› Daddy’s Little Girls (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Gabrielle Union, Idris UNCF 2014 The importance of college; Jill
               BET (Morgan Freeman) (CC)                  Elba) (CC) (HD)                                                Scott. (N)
                    The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives of Atlanta Married to Medicine The Real Housewives What Hap-
            BRAVO of Atlanta (TV14)         of Atlanta (TV14)         NeNe seeks medical attention. (N) (N) (HD)                      of Atlanta (TV14)        pens
                    Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re-
              CMT loaded        loaded      loaded        loaded      loaded        loaded     loaded       loaded       loaded       loaded      loaded       loaded
             CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed                   American Greed           The Profit                The Profit               Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
                    Anthony Bourdain        Morgan Spurlock In- Anthony Bourdain               Anthony Bourdain          Morgan Spurlock In- Death Row Stories
              CNN Parts Unknown (N)         side Man (N)              Parts Unknown            Parts Unknown             side Man “Celebrity” (HD)
                    The Dukes of Hazzard (5:28) (PG- Superbad (NR, ‘07) ››› (Jonah Hill) Co-dependent teens Dave Chappelle: Killin’ Chris Rock: Bigger &
              COM 13, ‘05) ›› (CC) (HD)                   hope to score booze and babes at a party. (HD)                 Them Softly (CC)         Blacker (CC) (TVMA)
                    NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Portland Trail          Warriors SportsNet Playing           Sportsman SportsNet World Poker Tour:
            CSNBA Blazers. (N) (HD) (Live)                                          Postgame Central (N) Through 360 TV               Central (N) Season 12
                    British House of Com- Road to the White           Q & A Tom Coburn dis- British House of Com- Road to the White               Washington This
             CSPN mons                      House                     cusses his career.       mons                      House                    Week
                    Amish Mafia “End of Naked and Afraid              Naked and Afraid         Naked and Afraid: Un- Naked and Afraid (N) Naked After Dark
              DSC Days” (CC) (TV14)         (CC) (TV14)               (CC) (TV14)              censored (N) (TV14) (CC) (TV14)                    (11:01) (N) (TV14)
                    Maid in Manhattan (PG-13, ‘02) ›› (Jennifer Total Divas “On Brie’s Total Divas Nattie                Eric &       Chrisley Total Divas Nattie
                E! Lopez, Ralph Fiennes) (CC) (HD)                    Bad Side” (TV14)         faces surgery. (N)        Jessie:      Knows       faces surgery. (TV14)
                    MLB Baseball (5) Boston Red Sox at New York SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) SportsCenter (CC) (HD)                          SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN Yankees.                                                                                                                        (HD)
                    NHRA Drag Racing (5) Four-Wide Nationals. (N Thrills/Spil NHRA             ESPN FC (N) (HD)          MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at New York
             ESPN2 Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)                           ls            Thrills                              Yankees. (HD)
                    Despicable Me (5:58) (PG, ‘10) ››› (Voices of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (PG, ‘09) A Bug’s Life (G, ‘98) ››› (Voices of Dave Fo-
              FAM Steve Carell, Jason Segel) (HD)                     ›››, Anna Faris Premiere. (HD)                     ley, Kevin Spacey) (HD)
              FNC FOX News Special          Stossel (HD)              Huckabee (HD)            FOX News Special          Stossel (HD)             Fox News Sunday
             FOOD Cutthroat Kitchen         Chopped (TVG)             Food Court Wars (N) America’s Best Cook Cutthroat Kitchen (N) Kitchen Casino (TVG)
                    Transformers: Dark of the Moon (4:30) (PG- Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (PG-13, ‘12) Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (PG-13, ‘12)
                FX 13, ‘11) ›› (Shia LaBeouf) (HD)                    › (Nicolas Cage, Idris Elba) (HD)                  › (Nicolas Cage, Idris Elba) (HD)
              HALL Elevator Girl ›› (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  Signed, Sealed, Delivered (N) (CC) (TVG)           Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls
              HIST Pawn         Pawn        Pawn          Pawn        Pawn          Pawn       Pawn         Pawn         No Man’s Land (N)        American Pickers
                    House       Hunters House             Hunters Caribbean Caribbean Beach                 Beach        Living       Living      House        Hunters
             HGTV Hunters Int’l             Hunters Int’l             Life (N)      Life (N)   Bargain Bargain Alaska (N) Alaska (N) Hunters Int’l
                    Foreclosed (5) (NR, Death Clique (NR, ‘14) (Lexi Ainsworth, Bar-           Drop Dead Diva Paul Death Clique (10:01) (NR, ‘14) (Lexi Ainsworth)
              LIFE ‘13) (HD) (TVPG)         bara Alyn Woods) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  gets into trouble. (N)    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
            MSNBC   Minh’s Story            Trafficked: Slavery       Sex Slaves: TX           Lockup (HD)               Lockup (HD)              Meet the Press (CC)
                    Mean Girls (5) (PG-13, Teen Mom 2 Javi returns to work. Movie              2014 MTV Movie Awards From Hollywood,              2014 MTV Movie
              MTV ‘04) ›››                  (N) (TVPG)                              Awards     Calif. (N Same-day Tape) (HD) (TV14)               Awards (TV14)
                    Hath-       The Thun- Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends                        Friends
              NICK aways        dermans (TVG)             (TVY)       (TVG)         (TVG)      (TVG)        (TVG)        (TVG)        (TVG)       (TV14)       (11:36)
              OWN Oprah’s Lifeclass         Oprah’s Lifeclass         Oprah Prime (TVPG) Oprah Prime (N)                 Lindsay (N) (TV14)       Oprah Prime (TVPG)
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)            Snapped (TVPG)            Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (N) (TVPG) Snapped (TVPG)                  Snapped (TVPG)
                    Bar Rescue (HD)         Bar Rescue “Twin vs. Bar Rescue Disaster Bar Rescue “Taxed                   Catch a Catch a Bar Rescue (HD)
             SPIKE (TVPG)                   Twin” (HD)                ignites in the kitchen. Out in Texas” (N)          Contractor Contractor (TVPG)
                    Pirates- Raiders of the Lost Ark (PG) ›››› (Harrison Ford) An ar- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (PG, ‘84) ›››                       Dark Is
              SYFY Worlds       chaeologist races Nazis to find a powerful relic. (CC)         (Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw) (CC)                              Rising
                    You, Me and Dupree (5:45) (PG-13, ‘06) ››         Wedding Crashers (R) ››› (Owen Wilson) Partygoers               The Change-Up (R, ‘11) ›› (Ryan
               TBS (Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson) (HD)                    spend a wild weekend with a politician’s family. (HD)           Reynolds) (HD)
              TCM Boys Town (5) ››› Men of Boys Town (NR, ‘41) ››› (CC)                        National Velvet (G, ‘44) ›››› (CC)                 Babes on Broadway
                    Island      Island      Island        Island      Island        Island     Island       Island       My Five Wives (N)        Island       Island
               TLC Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium (CC) (TVPG)                                                            Medium Medium
                    Dreamgirls (5:15) (PG-13, ‘06) ››› (Jamie         The Help (PG-13, ‘11) ››› (Viola Davis, Emma Stone) An aspiring             The Help (11:03) (PG-
               TNT Foxx, Beyoncé Knowles) (CC) (HD)                   writer captures the experiences of black women. (CC) (HD)                   13) ››› (HD)
                    Scooby-Doo! The         Steven        Tom and The Ven- The Ven- Robot                   Bob’s        Bob’s        Family      Family       Robot
             TOON Mystery Begins (5)        Universe Jerry            ture Bros. ture Bros. Chicken Burgers Burgers Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Chicken
                    Hotel Secrets & Leg- Hotel Secrets & Leg- Mysteries at the Mu- Hotel Secrets & Leg- Hotel Secrets & Leg- Mysteries at the Mu-
              TRAV ends (N) (CC) (TVPG) ends (N) (CC) (TVPG) seum (CC) (TVPG)                  ends (CC) (TVPG)          ends (CC) (TVPG)         seum (CC) (TVPG)
             TRUTV Most Shocking            truTV Top Funniest        truTV Top Funniest       World’s Dumbest...        World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...
                    Hot in Cleveland        Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Hot in
            TVLAND (6:12) (CC) (TVPG)       Island        Island      Island        Island     mond         mond         mond         mond        mond         Cleveland
                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Suits Harvey and Mike
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) are at odds. (TV14)
                    T.I. and    T.I. and    Black Ink Crew            Black Ink Crew (HD) 2014 MTV Movie Awards From Hollywood,                   This Is Hot This Is Hot
              VH-1 Tiny         Tiny        Dutchess returns.         (TV14)                   Calif. (N Same-day Tape) (HD) (TV14)               97           97
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            WGN-A Reeves, Al Pacino)                                  Are Real                                           Recreation (TV14)        (TV14)       Sunny
                    Liv & Mad- Liv & Mad- Jessie          Dog With Liv & Mad- I Didn’t Do Austin & Jessie                Jessie       Liv & Mad- Jessie        A.N.T.
              DISN die (TVG) die (TVG) (TVG)              a Blog      die (N)       It (N)     Ally (N)     (TVG)        (TVG)        die (TVG) (TVG)          Farm
              ENC Guess Who (6:10) (PG-13, ‘05) ››                    The Call (R) ›› (Halle Berry)         Perfect Stranger (9:35) (R, ‘07) ››                XXX State
                    Trans-      Pacific Rim (6:45) (PG-13, ‘13) ››› (Charlie Hunnam,           Game of Thrones Tyri- Silicon          Veep (N) Game of Thrones Tyri-
              HBO porter 2 Diego Klattenhoff) (Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD)                    on helps Jaime. (N)       Valley (N) (TVMA)        on helps Jaime.
              MAX Admission (6:10), ‘13 ›› (HD)                       Broken City (8:05) (R) ›› (HD)                     The Internship (PG-13) ›› (HD)
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                    The Cold Light of Day (5:55) (PG- House of Shameless Sheila                Nurse        Californi- Years of Living Dan- Nurse              Californi-
             SHOW 13, ‘12) › (CC) (HD)                    Lies (CC) fights for custody.        Jackie (N) cation (N) gerously (N) (TVPG) Jackie                cation
             STARZ The Aviator (5:05) (PG-13) ›››                     Da Vinci’s Demons        Da Vinci’s Demons         After Earth (PG-13) ›                 Da Vinci’s
              TMC Boat Trip The Double (6:20) (PG-13, ‘11) › Alex Cross (PG-13, ‘12) › (HD)                              Lawless (R, ‘12) ›› (CC) (HD)
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TVTIMES                                   SUNDAY LATE NIGHT                                               April 12-18, 2014                                   22

                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30        2 am        2:30       3 am         3:30       4 am         4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Raw Travel Whacked Burn Notice “Fast             Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Whiten           New TV      Cops Re- 4:30am        KTVU Morning News
               ^               Out Sports Friends” (CC) (TVPG) gram             gram         Teeth!      Offer!      loaded      Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # Practice Law & Order: SVU             Paid Prog. Dateline NBC (TVPG) Meet the Press (2:58) Early Tdy News                  News         News
                   Sheer       Larry King Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Derm Ex- Paid Pro- Larry King KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ Cover         Reports gram            gram         gram        clusive! gram            Sp.
                   Criminal Minds “The White Collar Selling This Old Derm Ex- Up to the Minute (N) CBS Morn- KPIX 5                         KPIX 5 News Early
               % Angel Maker” (TV14) witness locations.             House       clusive!                             ing News News          Edition (N) (HD)
               & 3 Steps to Incredible Health!-Joel                 Heal Yourself: Mind Over Medicine                Drop 7 Foods, Feel Better Fast
                   Castle Beckett and      Private Practice (CC) ABC7 News 11:00PM ABC World News Now America ABC7                          ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Castle are abducted. (HD) (TV14)                   Repeat (CC) (HD)         (N) (CC) (HD)           Morning News           (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Quest         Brit Floyd: Live at Red Rocks        Call the Midwife         Masterpiece Classic The Bletchley Circle Image              Film
               * Castle (12:05) (TVPG) Comedy.TV (1:05)             Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ABC World News Now (3:05) (N) Morning News
               + News          On Money Extra (N) (TVPG)            Dateline NBC (TVPG) Meet the Press (2:58) Early Tdy Today               Today in the Bay (N)
               ` White Collar (TVPG) Storms            I Hate My Hair! (TVG) Airbrush Hip Hop Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Tras la Verdad (N)        Al Punto (HD)            Como Dice el Dicho La Hora Pico (TVPG) Para Volver a Amar               Comed. Noticiero
               4 The Mod Squad (R, ‘99) › (Claire Danes)            World’s Best Blender Whiten Teeth                I Hate My Wrinkles! Adam Levine
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               ? Insider       Hollywood Sunny         Sunny        Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Paying TV Fix Hair OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D Raymond ’Til Death Van Impe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm                        Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) (CC) (TVPG) NutriBullet Paying TV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. TMZ (N) News                             FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Universal Sufrir          Pagado      Pagado       Pagado      Pagado       Programa Pagado         Pagado      Pagado     Shepherd’s Chapel
               L Leverage (TV14)           Hollywood The Office Paid Prog. Hip Hop Paid Prog. Paying TV Paid Prog. Hip Hop Paid Prog. Paying TV
               P Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V History Detectives        Death in Paradise        Frontline (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           Vatican City/Papacy Light          Afropop: Cultural
               ¨ Henning Mankell’s Wallander                        Americas Now (N)         JN1 News Kazakh         News        Today      Ukraine News
               ± Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Program
               ¥ Paid Prog. Pure Pas Joy-Music Paid Prog. Urban                 Life Focus Journey Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Fix Hair Larry King
              A&E Duck D. Duck D. Duck Dynasty (1:01) Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Focus T25 Dog                                         Dog          Total Gym
              AMC Mad Men (12:04)          Turn (1:08) (TV14)       Mad Men (2:08) (CC) CSI: Miami (3:12)            CSI: Miami (4:13)      Stooges Stooges
              ANIM River Monsters          River Monsters           Rocky Bounty Hunters Orangutan Eden              Big Cat     Big Cat    Meerkat Meerkat
              BET Popoff       BET’s Weekend Inspiration (TVG)                                                                   Popoff     Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO Fashion Housewives/Atl.              Married to Medicine Happens Housewives/Atl.                   Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. FNA USA (TV14)                     Paid Prog. Cutlery      CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC American Greed           Worldwide Exchange (N)                            Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Death Row Stories        Chicagoland (HD)         Early Start              New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM C. Rock Kevin            Tosh.0      Work.        Amy Sch. South Pk South Pk South Pk Dave Attell: R.                     Hard Core SHARK!
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Baseball: Rockies at Giants                     SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Larry King Joint
             CSPN Washington This          Washington This Week                              Q&A                     Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Naked and Afraid         Naked After Dark         Naked and Afraid: Un Paid Prog. Power            Paid Prog. Sheer       Grill-Pro Paid Prog.
               E! Eric &       Chrisley The Soup Chelsea Total Divas (TV14)                  Eric &      Chrisley Focus T25 Anti-Aging Paid Prog. Proactiv
             ESPN SportCtr NBA Basketball: Thunder at Pacers                    SportCtr SportsCenter (CC) (HD)                  SportsCenter (CC) (HD)
             ESPN2 30 for 30 SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD)             SportCtr SpoCenter Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM J. Osteen J. Meyer Shaun T’s Airbrush Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Anti-Aging 6 Min                       Airbrush Shaun T’s Prince           Robison
              FNC Huckabee (HD)            MediaBuzz (HD)           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD America’s Best Cook Cutthroat Kitchen             Kitchen Casino (TVG) Food Court Wars             Victoria Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Proactiv
               FX The Americans            Rescue Me (1:01)         Cutlery     Hair Loss Total Gym Derm             NutriBullet Paid Prog. Cancer       Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers           Cheers       Frasier     Frasier     Frasier     Frasier    Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         No Man’s Land (2:01) American Pickers            Paid Prog. Jurassic Fight Club Paid Prog.
             HGTV Beach        Beach       Alaska      Alaska       Hunters Hunt Intl Caribbean Caribbean Top                    Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Skincare
              LIFE Drop Dead Diva (CC) Death Clique (1:03) (NR, ‘14) (HD) (TVPG)             Barefoot WEN Hair Sleep!            Williams Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            MSNBC Caught on Camera         Meet the Press (CC) First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Movie Awards             2014 MTV Movie Awards (HD) (TV14)                 Awards      2014 MTV Movie Awards (HD) (TV14)               Ridic.
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George                 George Lopez (3:12) George          George     Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)           The Face (TVPG)          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Airbrush Focus T25
             SPIKE Bar Rescue              Contractor Contractor Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Paid Prog. Free $$$ Hard Core PAIN
              SYFY The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising The Bleeding (R, ‘09) › (Vinnie Jones) (CC) The Seamstress (R, ‘09) (Lance Henriksen)                  Twi. Zone
              TBS Change The Sweetest Thing › (HD)                  Just Married (PG-13, ‘03) › (HD)                 Married     Married    Married      Married
              TCM Babes on Broadway (11:15) (NR) A Midsummer Night’s Dream (NR, ‘35) ›››› (CC)                       The Maltese Falcon (NR, ‘41) ››››
              TLC My Five Wives (TVPG) Medium Medium Medium Medium Paid Prog. Derm                                   Paid Prog. Derm        Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT The Help (11:03) (PG-13, ‘11) ››› (HD)            Step Up (2:03) (PG-13, ‘06) ›› (CC) (HD)         Law & Order (4:03)     Smallville (TVPG)
             TOON Rick         China, IL Metal         Burgers Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Chicken Rick                        China, IL Metal        Venture Burgers
             TRUTV truTV Top Funniest World’s Dumbest...            World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...      Hair Loss NINJA 101 Power           Paid Prog.
            TVLAND Soul Man King           King        King         King        ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Curb                Curb         Curb
              USA The Condemned (12:01) (R, ‘07) › (HD)             War (R, ‘07) ›› (Jet Li) (CC) (HD)               Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Fabulous Life           Basketball Wives LA Black Ink Crew (TV14) Booty Call (R) ›› (Jamie Foxx) (HD)                    T.I.-Tiny Best
            WGN-A Dharma Dharma Dharma Dharma WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good        Shake It ANT Farm Austin             Quints ›› (CC) (HD)                  Deck        Deck       Fish         Phineas
              ENC XXX: Union               Hitch (1:15) (PG-13, ‘05) ›››                     Crimes and Misdemeanors (3:15), ‘89            Guess Who
              HBO Veep         Silicon     Game of Thrones          Silicon     Veep         Made (3:05) ›› (HD)                 The Thirteenth Floor (4:45) ››
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              MAX Depravity Life-Top Argo (1:05) (R, ‘12) ››› (HD)                           Co-Ed       American History X (3:45) (R) (HD)              Stone
             SHOW Years of Living          Nrs Jackie Californ. 21 Grams (R, ‘03) ››› (Sean Penn) (HD)                           The Impossible (4:20), ‘12 ›››
             STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons       Da Vinci’s Demons        You Got Served (1:50)                West of Memphis (R, ‘12) ››› (CC)
              TMC The Wrath of Cain (R, ‘10) (CC) Blitz (R, ‘11) ›› (HD)                     VHS (3:10) (R) (Calvin Reeder) (HD)            Knife Fight (5:10) ›
                 Movies                 Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                     News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                     MONDAY MORNING                                               April 12-18, 2014                                  23

                      6 am        6:30       7 am         7:30       8 am        8:30       9 am         9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute      Minute     Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today (N) (CC) (HD)                                 Live With Kelly        Today (N) (CC)          Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                           Dr. Phil (N) (TV14)     Paid Prog. Bay Area
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                           (CC) (TVPG)            (CC) (TVG)              Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg               Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger              Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)        ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (N) (TVPG)     (TV14)                  News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou      Curious Cat in the Peg             Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)             News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Alan Thicke; Brian Malarkey. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                    News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                   Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Wen Hair America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Workout Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China                Anti-Aging Paid Prog. J. Meyer Grill-Pro Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)        Good Day (N) (HD)      Good Day (N) (HD)      Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal PopXport- Euro                Tomorrow Journal         Talking    Journal     In Focus News           Euromaxx Journal        Arts.21
               D 6 Min          Workout Paid Prog. Anti-Aging People            Justice    Court       Justice    The Dr. Oz Show         Maury (CC) (TV14)
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Paying TV Safari                      Pagado     Gran Cine                                      A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Robison Paid Prog. Queen Latifah                Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                           Acceso       La Promesa (HD)
               R Programa Pagado           Hechos AM (6:50)                                                       El Coffee Break         Cosas de la Vida
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                              WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super               Dinosaur
               ¨ My India France 24 Kazakh Hello                    ETV         EuroNews Newsline NHK             News         RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible              Int.       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Married         Chronicles
               ¥ Ministry Wommack J. Meyer Prince                   Robison Genesis The 700 Club (TVG) Health                             Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog            Dog          Dog         Dog        Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. SHARK! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Lake House (9:15) (PG, ‘06) ›› (HD)                   Hollow Man (11:15)
              ANIM Dirty Jobs (TVPG)       Dirty Jobs (TVPG)        Dirty Jobs (TVPG)      Dirty Jobs (TVPG)      Dirty Jobs (TVPG)       Tanked: Unfiltered
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                            Matters     Matters    My Wife My Wife The Game The Game The Good Life (HD)
            BRAVO Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC          Housewives/OC          Housewives/OC           Housewives/OC
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)        Dukes-Hazzard
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)            Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                             This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                Wolf (N) (HD)           CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Prostate Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Daily                 Colbert    Comedy Sunny            South Pk Encino
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet 10 Minute Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                   Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.            Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. FBI: Criminal Pursuit Motives & Murders                 Disappeared (TVPG)
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kardashian                 Kourtney Kourtney Kourtney Kourtney Kourtney Kourtney Kourtney Kourtney
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC) (HD)
              FAM J. Meyer Love/Child ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                       Happening Now (N) (HD)                        America’s News HQ The Real Story
             FOOD Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. SHARK! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Barbecue Tyler’s Ult. Aarti Party Good Eats Unwrap
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Buffy, Vampire Slayer Vantage Point (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (HD)                 Knight and Day (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Clash of the Gods       Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (TV14) Swamp People (TV14)
             HGTV Paid Prog. HGTV’d Income Income Income Income Income Property                                   Income Property         Income Property
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Balancing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier                Frasier    Frasier      Frasier    Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                     Andrea Mitchell        Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Ridic.        Ridic.     Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.     Ridic.      Ridic.     Ridic.       Ridic.     Ridic.       Ridic.
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                     PAW         Umizoomi Dora...        Dora...    Bubble       Bubble
              OWN The Dr. Oz Show          The Dr. Oz Show          Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY House (CC) (TVPG) Glee (CC) (TV14)                Housewives/Atl.        Housewives/Atl.        Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Diets 2.0 Williams Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Shaun T’s Disorderly Conduct Disorderly Conduct Disorderly Conduct
              SYFY Paid Prog. More Sex Paid Prog. Vivica Fox Twi. Zone Warehouse 13 (TV14) Warehouse 13 (TV14) Warehouse 13 (TV14) Ware
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married      There       Browns Payne           Full House Prince       Prince     Prince       The Office
              TCM The Adventures of Robin Hood (PG) (HD)            Gaslight (NR, ‘44) ››› (Charles Boyer)        Citizen Kane (PG) ›››› (Orson Welles)
               TLC Kitchen Kitchen Multiples Baby                   Baby        Quints     19 Kids     19 Kids    My Strange Addiction Extreme Extreme
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)           Charmed (TVPG)         Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Ben 10               Beyblade Pokémon Teen               Teen        Teen       Regular Regular Regular Adventure
              TRAV Tackles-Globe           No Reservation           Andrew Zimmern’s       Bizarre Foods          Bizarre Foods           Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Williams NINJA 101 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Disorder in the Court Disorder in the Court Storage Storage
            TVLAND Clean!       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Diets 2.0 Paid Prog. Griffith         Griffith   Griffith     Griffith   Griffith     Gunsmoke
              USA Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) The Condemned (R) › (Steve Austin) (HD)                   NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music           VH1 Plus Music         Music       Big Morning Buzz Live (TVPG)       Basketball Wives LA
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TV14)
              DISN Ella the Octonauts Chugging Mickey               Pirates     Mickey     Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia the First            Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Guess Who (5) ››         Tootsie (6:50) (PG, ‘82) ››››                   Enough (8:50) (PG-13, ‘02) ››                  Hope Springs (10:50)
              HBO 13th Floor The Sixth Man (PG-13) ›› (HD)                      Hot Shots! Part Deux, ‘93 ›››     State of Play (TVPG) Man of Steel ››
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              MAX Pure Country 2: The Gift (PG) (HD)                Cinderella Man (PG-13, ‘05) ››› (CC) (HD)                  The Conjuring (10:25) (R) ›››
             SHOW The Ghost Writer (6:15) (PG-13) ››› (HD)                      Happy Accidents (R) ›› (HD)                    Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, ‘11
             STARZ After Earth (6:05) (PG-13, ‘13) ›                Batman (7:50) (PG-13, ‘89) ›››                The Aviator (10:05) (PG-13) ›››
              TMC Knife Fight (5:10) › Houseguest (PG) › (Sinbad) (HD)                     Far and Away (PG-13, ‘92) ››› (CC) (HD)                     Alive ››
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TVTIMES                                   MONDAY AFTERNOON                                                  April 12-18, 2014                                   24

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm         5:30
              ^     News       Missing Trisha Goddard               Maury (CC) (TV14)       Minute       Minute      The Dr. Oz Show          News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)             The Dr. Oz Show          News         NBC News
              $     Pain Free Larry King Paid Prog. Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU             The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful       (TV14)
                                                                    The Queen Latifah
                                                                    Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                            The People’s Court
                                                                                            (N) (CC) (TVPG)
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               & Sid           Thomas Clifford         Chefs Life Sara’s        Travel      As Time... As Time... Passion Newsline News                    Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                               World
               _ (TVPG)                    (CC) (TVPG)              lionaire    (TVG)                                (N) (CC) (HD)            News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Check       Kitchen Pepin            News        PBS NewsHour (N)         News        Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
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               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                             ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Spring Breezes By       Path         Derm        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music           Beat         Paid Prog. Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge       Bill Cunningham          The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                   Steve Harvey (N)
               @ Journal Talking           Arts        Arts         Journal     Shift       Journal      Talking     Journal     Kick Off! Arts            Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show The Test (CC) (TV14) Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Middle                     Middle      How I Met How I Met TMZ Live (N) (TVPG)
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)               The Test (CC) (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show           Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News                 News
               J Don Cheto                 Cine de la Tarde                                 Lagrimita y Costel       Estrellas Hoy            Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                   Judge       Judge       Bill Cunningham          The Office King          King         Fam. Guy
               P Avenida Brasil (HD)                                Lo Mejor                Suelta la Sopa           Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                   Cuando Seas Mía         Callamos Mujeres         Grachi (TVY)             Ventaneando
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               ¨ China         Euromaxx Midday (N) (TVPG)           Leading Sit/Be Fit Cook’s            Peep        Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± The Chronicles of Riddick (11:30) (HD)             Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds Cults.
               ¥ Aspiring Hannah Trinity               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries News                     Insights
              A&E Bates Motel (TV14)       Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)           The First 48 (TV14)      The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC Hollow Man (11:15) (HD)              A Perfect Getaway (1:45) (R, ‘09) ›› (CC) (HD)                Jerry Maguire (R, ‘96) ››› (HD)
              ANIM Swamp’d! Swamp’d! Gator Boys                     Finding Bigfoot         River Monsters           River Monsters           River Monsters
               BET The Good Life (11) (NR) (HD)        Daddy’s Little Girls (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (CC) (HD)                Matters     Matters      Moesha Moesha
            BRAVO Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC           Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC
              CMT Redneck Vacation         Redneck Vacation         Redneck Vacation        My Big       My Big      My Big      My Big       Reba         Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                        Fast Money (N)          Mad Money (N)            The Profit               The Profit (TVPG)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                     The Situation Room (N) (HD)          Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Encino Man (11:24) ›› (HD)           Clueless (1:24) (PG-13, ‘95) ››› (HD)             Key         Key         Key          Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Charge       Playing     The Dan Patrick Show World Poker Tour            NBA Basketball: Warriors at Trail Blazers         SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.               Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Nightmare Next Door Pure Evel: Legend             Street Outlaws (TV14) Street Outlaws (TV14) Car Hoards                    Car Hoards
                E! E! News (TVPG)          Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Total Divas (TV14)                    Total Divas (TV14)       Total Divas (TV14)
             ESPN Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (CC)                Around      Pardon      SportsCenter (N)         MLB Baseball: Braves at Phillies
             ESPN2 SportsNation (N)        Question Question Football ESPN FC Around                     Pardon      SportsCenter (N)         WNBA Draft 2014 (N)
              FAM 8, Rules 8, Rules Reba               Reba         Reba        Reba        Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Middle                 Middle
              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto              The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report           Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Money               Dinners Secrets          30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada             Contessa Contessa Pioneer Heartland
                FX Knight      Transformers: Dark of the Moon (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Shia LaBeouf) (HD)                    How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC)
             HGTV Love It or List It, Too Love It or List It, Too Love It or List It, Too Love It or List It, Too Love It or List It, Too Love It or List It, Too
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG)                           Bring It! (CC) (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Alex Wagner              The Ed Show (N)         PoliticsNation (N)       Hardball Matthews        All In With Chris
              MTV Teen Mom 2 (12:08) Teen Mom 2 (1:14) (TVPG)                   Teen Mom 2 (2:21)        Teen Mom 2 (3:28)       Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom
              NICK PAW         PAW         Wally       Peter        Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) NY ER           NY ER        NY ER       NY ER       NY ER        NY ER       NY ER       NY ER        NY ER        NY ER
              OXY Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.
             SPIKE Disorderly Conduct Cops             Cops         Cops        Cops        Cops         Jail (TV14) Cops        Jail (TV14) Cops          Cops
              SYFY Ware        Pandorum (R, ‘09) ›› (Dennis Quaid) (HD)                     Raiders of the Lost Ark (PG, ‘81) ›››› (CC) (HD)               Indiana J.
               TBS The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King                  King         Friends     Friends     Friends      Friends      Seinfeld
              TCM Meet Me in St. Louis (NR, ‘44) ›››                Casablanca (PG, ‘42) ›››› (CC)                   Classic Moments          Gone With the Wind
               TLC What Not to Wear        19 Kids     19 Kids      Couple      Couple      Borrowed Borrowed Say Yes Say Yes Medium Medium
               TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)        Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)        Castle (TVPG)            Castle (CC) (TVPG)
             TOON Adventure Adventure Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Regular Regular Regular Regular
              TRAV Food Paradise (TVG) Bizarre Foods                Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods                Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Worked Worked Worked Worked Worked Worked
            TVLAND Gunsmoke (11:38)        Gunsmoke (12:49)         Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Griffith                 Griffith
              USA NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles
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TVTIMES                            MONDAY EVENING                                       April 12-18, 2014                             25

                                                                                                          school reunion. (CC) (HD)
7 p.m.                                                       Monday                                       (TVPG)
                                                                                                          D Modern Family Phil invites
^ The Big Bang Theory Penny                                                                               his high school girlfriend to the
and Leonard have a fight that                                          the family tries to help by or-    house; Jay accidentally kills
threatens their relationship;
Sheldon and Wil Wheaton face       7:30 p.m.                           ganizing a community drive.
                                                                       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                          Manny’s pet turtle. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                          (TVPG)
off. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              ^ The Big Bang Theory               V Poirot Hercule Poirot inves-     ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        Leonard must face the bully         tigates a suspicious Guy           A&E Duck Dynasty Phil helps
(HD) (TVPG)                        who targeted him in high            Fawkes Day suicide. (CC) (HD)      the employees get back to na-
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)        school. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            (TVPG)                             ture during a company retreat.
% ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)          # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                 (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(TVPG)                             $ Entertainment Tonight (N)         ± Criminal Minds Someone is        COM Futurama Leela is upset
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)        (CC) (HD)                           poisoning residents of a small     when her mother starts dating
(TVG)                              % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)          town. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             Zapp Brannigan. (CC) (HD)
) Nightly Business Report          (TVPG)                              A&E Duck Dynasty Willie be-        (TV14)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)            comes Big Brother after he in-     E! The Fabulist Panel whose
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       (CC) (HD) (TVG)                     stalls a high-tech surveillance    fingers are on the pulse of
` 2 Broke Girls A bride who        ) Film School Shorts Films          system in the warehouse. (CC)      worldwide beauty, fashion and
has a hard time making deci-       include “Short Term 12” and         (HD) (TVPG)                        lifestyle trends. (N) (HD) (TVPG)
sions asks Max and Caroline to     “Dia de los Muertos.” (CC)          BRAVO The Real Housewives          HBO (8:45) Making: Silicon
make her wedding cake. (N)         (HD) (TVPG)                         of Orange County Gretchen and      Valley Mike Judge brings his ir-
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                   + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)         Heather argue; Briana’s hus-       reverent brand of humor to
H L Two and a Half Men             (HD) (TVPG)                         band verbally attacks a party      HBO in this new series. (CC)
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake’s    ` Friends With Better Lives         guest. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            (HD) (TVPG)
college education. (CC) (HD)       Hormones heighten Andi’s li-        COM Futurama After an inva-        SPIKE Cops Police try to link a
(TV14)                             bido and sense of smell. (N)        sion, alien leader Lrrr faces a    gun to a suspect; a man says
V Doc Martin Martin makes          (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    midlife crisis. (CC) (HD) (TV14)   his uncle stabbed him; a man
his debut on a local radio sta-    ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)             DSC Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up        says his daughter skipped
tion; a nasty stomach bug          (TVPG)                              (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)               school and smoked marijuana.
sweeps through Portwenn. (CC)      D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          HIST Swamp People One
                                   H L Two and a Half Men                                                 (CC) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                                                            hunter risks his life by ventur-   SYFY Metal Hurlant Chronicles
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)              Alan is reluctant to leave Jake     ing into a cursed area; a hunter
                                   with Evelyn. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                          The chosen one fights for hu-
± Criminal Minds An abduct-                                            must capture a wild raccoon.       manity against the Mecamor-
ed girl’s father has an alibi,     A&E Duck Dynasty Jase and Si        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                   damage Willie’s samurai sword;                                         phes. (N) (TV14)
leaving the team to search her                                         LIFE Bring It! After losing two
                                   Willie and Phil give Sadie shoot-                                      TBS Family Guy Brian becomes
seemingly safe neighborhood.                                           weeks in a row, the Dolls enlist
                                   ing lessons. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       the Baby Dancing Dolls to com-     a laughingstock when he dates
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                          an older woman. (CC) (HD)
A&E Duck Dynasty The boys          COM The Daily Show With Jon         pete in their place. (CC) (HD)
                                   Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)            (TVPG)                             (TV14)
battle hornets, race motorcy-                                                                             TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing
cles, throw knives, and attempt    NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat          OWN Dateline on OWN Internet
                                   try a new drone delivery serv-      con artists. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      Some rumors are swirling
to create duck jerky. (CC) (HD)                                                                           around; Bobby and Ron devise
                                   ice online. (CC) (HD) (TVG)         SHOW Years of Living Danger-
(TVPG)                                                                                                    a plan to trick some hippies
                                   OWN NY ER A man catches a           ously Harrison Ford investi-
BRAVO The Real Housewives          rare disease after his bachelor                                        out of an RV. (HD) (TV14)
of Orange County Gretchen pro-                                         gates Indonesia’s palm oil
                                   party; an ill woman who may be      trade; Don Cheadle meets an
poses to Slade; Heather and        pregnant; a patient pulls out
Terry tell the kids that they’ve   his own IV. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                       Evangelical Christian climate
                                                                       scientist; Thomas L. Friedman
                                                                                                          9 p.m.
sold the house. (CC) (HD)          TBS Family Guy Lois’ trip to                                           ^ H The Following Ryan’s
                                                                       visits Syria. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(TV14)                             the doctor reveals some news        SPIKE Cops (CC) (TVPG)             mission to infiltrate the Korban
DSC Fast N’ Loud The crew          about her heritage. (CC) (HD)       SYFY Metal Hurlant Chronicles      compound and capture Joe
surprises friend with 24 hour      (TV14)                              (Series Premiere) A dying king     doesn’t go as planned. (N) (CC)
Jeep overhaul; Richard reluc-                                          holds a tournament; two hu-        (HD PA) (TV14)
tantly hires Daphne’s nephew.                                          man warriors compete. (N)          $ Law & Order: Special Vic-
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                   8 p.m.                              (TV14)                             tims Unit Benson and Stabler
E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)                                                 TBS Family Guy Stewie and Bri-     begin hunting for a serial pe-
                                   ^ H Bones Investigating the
HALL The Waltons John-Boy                                              an discover that the guys who      dophile after girl’s body is
                                   death of a woman whose body
heads for a mountain cabin to                                          moved into Cleveland’s old         found in the trash. (CC) (HD)
                                   was cryogenically frozen before
write. (CC) (TVG)                  being left in a swamp. (N) (CC)     house are spies. (CC) (HD)         (TV14)
HIST Swamp People One team         (HD PA) (TV14)                      (TV14)                             % Mike & Molly Mike, Samuel
accidently crosses boundaries      # + The Voice The top 20            TLC My 600-Lb. Life When           and Carl go on a road trip to
with an angry landowner; a         artists perform. (N) (CC) (HD)      Paula suddenly loses a loved       Mempis. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
team goes into a forbidden         (TVPG)                              one she can no longer ignore       ) Antiques Roadshow George
area. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             % 2 Broke Girls A bride who         the threat of losing her own       Elmslie chair; McKinley-Roo-
LIFE Bring It! The Dancing         has a hard time making deci-        life. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         sevelt poster. (CC) (HD) (Part 1
Dolls return to Memphis hoping     sions asks Max and Caroline to      TNT Castle Castle and Beckett      of 3) (TVG)
to beat one of their biggest ri-   make her wedding cake. (N)          think a repossessed storage        ` Person of Interest Shaw
vals. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    unit is connected to a woman’s     must stay close to a 10-year-
NICK SpongeBob SquarePants         _ * Dancing With the Stars          murder. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           old girl with highly developed
SpongeBob goes to work at the      (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)         TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Bob-      surveillance skills. (CC) (HD)
Chum Bucket; SpongeDoodle          (TVPG)                              by denies involvement with his     (TV14)
plays pranks. (CC) (TVY7)          ) Antiques Roadshow A               ex; car is held hostage. (HD)      4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
OWN NY ER A young father has       1955 Elvis Presley concert          (TV14)                             KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)
a seizure; a head injury; a        poster; an 1812 Marklin “Puri-      USA WWE Monday Night RAW           ? L The Tomorrow People
“love doctor” treats a young       tan” toy boat; oil by Leon Gas-     (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)        Stephen’s work as a double
couple. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           pard. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 3 of 3)   (TVPG)                             agent appears to be paying off;
TLC My 600-Lb. Life A woman        (TVG)                                                                  Russell is sent to meet with
battles severe depression; the     ` Mike & Molly Mike, Samuel
hope of having a life-changing     and Carl go on a road trip to       8:30 p.m.                          the founder. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                          (TV14)
surgery. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          Mempis. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)        % Friends With Better Lives        D The Big Bang Theory
TNT Castle Castle’s plans are      4 30 Rock Liz gets angry            Hormones heighten Andi’s li-       Leonard must face the bully
disrupted when a dying man         when no one seems to remem-         bido and sense of smell. (N)       who targeted him in high
stumbles into his backyard and     ber her 40th birthday on show       (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   school. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
collapses in his pool. (CC) (HD)   night. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             ` Mom (Season Finale) Bon-         V Inspector Morse Dr. Felix
(TVPG)                             ? L Star-Crossed Taylor             nie and Christy help Violet        McClure, a retired college don,
USA NCIS: Los Angeles Kensi        throws a meteor shower party;       through labor; Christy thinks      is found dead. (CC) (HD) (Part
and Deeks pose as a married        Teri makes a dangerous deci-        Bonnie still has feelings for      1 of 2) (TVG)
couple as they try to expose a     sion. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          Alvin. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Russian sleeper cell. (CC) (HD)    D Modern Family After a fire        4 30 Rock Jack convinces Liz
(TV14)                             destroys a neighbor’s home,         that she should go to her high        Continued on next page
TVTIMES                             MONDAY EVENING                                        April 12-18, 2014                              26

¨ The Vanishing of Pato Char-       A&E Duck Dynasty Jase puts           Chuck’s plans for building both     getting launched out of a can-
acters and customs of Sicilian      an invention to the test; Priscil-   a 1968 Dodge Charger and a          non. (N) (HD) (TV14)
life 220 years ago.                 la and Meritt are introduced to      1970 BMW. (N) (CC) (HD)             TRUTV The Safecrackers The
± Criminal Minds The team           mutton busting. (CC) (HD)            (TV14)                              boy’s might have to tear a
interviews husband-and-wife se-     (TVPG)                               E! Fashion Police Hosts evalu-      building down to get to an
rial killers days before their      COM South Park Cartman is            ates all of the night’s fashions.   abandoned safe. (HD)
scheduled executions. (CC)          unhappy with the contents of         (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                         his personal file. (CC) (HD)         FX Archer Cyril becomes the
A&E Duck Dynasty Jase and Si        (TVMA)                               new president of San Marcos;        11 p.m.
hunt turkey for the annual fami-    SHOW Californication A self-de-      Archer becomes a resistance         ^ Modern Family Phil invites
ly cook-off; Phil visits the com-   structive novelist tries to raise    fighter. (N) (HD) (TVMA)            his high school girlfriend to the
pany warehouse. (CC) (HD)           his daughter. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)       HIST Down East Dickering            house; Jay accidentally kills
(TVPG)                              TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron         Tony has to unload one of his       Manny’s pet turtle. (CC) (HD)
BRAVO The Real Housewives           and Bobby battle a band of           many vehicles; Yummy and            (TVPG)
of Orange County (Season Pre-       crazed mountain folk. (HD)           Mitchell undertake a dangerous      # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
miere) Vicki and Donn’s divorce     (TV14)                               job. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
is finalized; Tamra worries                                              LIFE Bring It! The Dancing          (HD)
about staying in shape. (N) (CC)                                         Dolls challenge their rivals;       $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
(HD) (TV14)                         10 p.m.                              Camryn gets the opportunity to      (CC) (HD)
COM South Park Cartman              ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)          lead the Dolls in a parade. (CC)    % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
starts his own gem shopping         (HD)                                 (HD) (TVPG)                         Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
channel. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)           # + (10:01) The Blacklist            OWN Dateline on OWN Teach-          (HD)
DSC Fast N’ Loud Drivers are        (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     ing children to call 911. (CC)      _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
unable to control vehicles; a       $ Law & Order: Special Vic-          (HD) (TV14)                         (CC) (HD)
hot-rodder catches his engine       tims Unit A travel agency spe-       SHOW Nurse Jackie A strong-         * News 10 at 11:00pm With
on fire. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)       cializes in exotic trips for sexu-   willed, but flawed, emergency       Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
E! Fashion Police Hosts evalu-      al predators. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       room nurse keeps her hospital       Schornack. Breaking stories
ates all of the night’s fashions.   % Person of Interest Shaw            balanced. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)          plus an in-depth look at local
(N) (HD) (TV14)                     must stay close to a 10-year-        SPIKE Cops (CC) (TV14)              news, politics, investigations,
HIST Swamp People One family        old girl with highly developed       SYFY Warehouse 13 The evil          sports. Chief Meteorologist
tries to maintain an eight foot     surveillance skills. (CC) (HD)       alchemist Paracelsus is on the      Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
order. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (TV14)                               run and must be stopped be-         casts. (N) (CC)
LIFE Bring It! The Dancing          _ * (10:01) Castle When              fore he achieves immortality.       + NBC Bay Area News at 11
                                    dying man leaves a baby with a       (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (N) (HD)
Dolls travel to Memphis to com-
                                    priest, Castle and Beckett           TBS The Big Bang Theory Pen-        ` Late Show With David Let-
pete against two fierce rivals.                                                                              terman Actress Emma Watson;
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    watch over the child. (CC) (HD)      ny has a rivalry with a new
                                    (TVPG)                                                                   actor Nick Offerman. (CC) (HD)
OWN Dateline on OWN A kid-                                               neighbor who threatens her po-      (TVPG)
napped girl searches for her        ) Independent Lens From              sition as queen bee of the
                                    1967 to 1970, Muhammad Ali                                               4 Cheaters A woman’s
family for forty years. (CC) (HD)                                        building. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          boyfriend cheats with her best
(TV14)                              is stripped of his heavyweight       TLC My 600-Lb. Life Learn
                                    title and banned from boxing.                                            friend. (CC) (TVPG)
SHOW Nurse Jackie A strong-                                              more about Tara, a mother of        ? CW31 News (N)
willed, but flawed, emergency       (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 two who, as she undergoes by-
                                    ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)                                                 D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
room nurse keeps her hospital                                            pass surgery to control her         H L The Arsenio Hall Show
balanced. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)          (HD)                                 weight. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    4 Community When Andre                                                   (CC) (HD) (TV14)
SPIKE Cops An officer chases                                             TNT (10:01) Dallas Pamela dis-      V The Adventures of Sherlock
a fleeing vehicle; officers re-     and Shirley decide to remarry,       covers that John Ross has
                                    Britta and Annie plan the wed-                                           Holmes A false tooth leads
spond to a domestic call; sus-                                           been sleeping with Emma; Bo         Holmes to a murderer. (CC)
pects flee officers. (CC) (TV14)    ding as Jeff writes a speech.        takes a drastic action. (CC)
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                         (HD) (TVPG)
SYFY Warehouse 13 (Season                                                (HD) (TV14)                         ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
Premiere) The Warehouse is          ? The Middle Frankie comes           TRUTV The Safecrackers A jew-
                                    up with a plan to stay on top of                                         ± Criminal Minds The team
turned into a house of horrors.                                          el trader’s car has a safe built    investigates the mass murder
(N) (CC) (TV14)                     her kids’ schedules. (CC) (HD)       into the trunk. (N) (HD)
                                    (TVPG)                                                                   of college students that resem-
TBS Family Guy Stewie attends                                                                                bles that of an Indian tribe.
a concert of a teen superstar       D Seinfeld Kramer hides his
                                                                                                             (CC) (HD) (TV14)
and discovers a surprising se-      strongbox key at Jerry’s place;
                                    a neighbor feuds with Jerry.
                                                                         10:30 p.m.                          A&E (11:01) Bates Motel Nor-
cret about the singer. (CC) (HD)                                         4 Community Annie puts to-          ma’s faith in Norman is ques-
(TV14)                              (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                         gether a baby shower for            tioned; Romero receives new
TLC My 600-Lb. Life James           H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)
                                                                         Shirley; Shirley works to keep      evidence in the murder of Miss
comes from a long line of fami-     (TVPG)                                                                   Watson. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    L KPIX 5 News on the CW              Senor Chang out of her life.
ly obesity and does not want to                                          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    BRAVO Watch What Happens:
                                    (N) (HD)                                                                 Live Actresses Vicki Gunvalson
die like his sister and father.                                          ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)
                                    V Inspector Morse Dr. Felix                                              and Kristin Chenoweth. (N) (HD)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                McClure, a retired college don,      D Seinfeld George enlists a
TNT Dallas Pamela discovers                                              lip-reader (Marlee Matlin) to       COM The Daily Show With Jon
                                    is found dead. (CC) (HD) (Part                                           Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)
that John Ross has been sleep-      2 of 2) (TVG)                        learn why his girlfriend dumped
ing with Emma; Bo takes a                                                him. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               DSC Fast N’ Loud Drivers are
                                    ± Criminal Minds The team                                                unable to control vehicles; a
drastic action. (N) (CC) (HD)       reopens the case of a serial         L The Office When a docu-
(TV14)                                                                   mentary crew arrives, Michael       hot-rodder catches his engine
                                    killer who has attacked for the                                          on fire. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron-       first time in 20 years. (CC) (HD)    attempts to paint a rosy pic-
nie plans a big team outing to                                           ture. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              E! Chelsea Lately (N) (TV14)
                                    (TVPG)                                                                   FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)
the beach for some greatly          A&E Bates Motel Norma’s              BET Chocolate Sundaes: Live
needed R&R. (HD) (TV14)                                                  on the Sunset Strip! Vol. 2         (TVG)
                                    faith in Norman is questioned;                                           FX (11:02) Archer Cyril be-
TVLND (9:24) Everybody Loves        Romero receives new evidence         Stand-up performances record-
Raymond Debra tries to play                                              ed live on the Sunset Strip in      comes the new president of
                                    in the murder of Miss Watson.                                            San Marcos; Archer becomes a
peacemaker when Ray kicks           (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 Hollywood. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
his parents out of the house.                                                                                resistance fighter. (HD) (TVMA)
                                    BET Let’s Stay Together              COM South Park Cartman
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                             HALL Frasier Niles mulls father-
                                    Blanche releases an incriminat-      thinks Token is a threat to         hood; Frasier tries to retrieve a
                                    ing video; Stacy considers           everyone. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)          tasteless message. (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                         FX (10:31) Archer Archer tries
9:30 p.m.                           Charles’ beard an embarrass-
                                    ment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               to keep his fling with the dicta-
                                                                                                             HIST (11:02) Hangar 1: The
                                                                                                             UFO Files Several U.S. Presi-
% Mom (Season Finale) Bon-          BRAVO Southern Charm The             tor’s wife a secret; Krieger        dents and their alleged alien
nie and Christy help Violet         crew goes to Shep’s family           bonds with his clones. (HD)         encounters. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
through labor; Christy thinks       plantation. (N) (HD) (TV14)          (TVMA)                              LIFE (11:01) Preachers’
Bonnie still has feelings for       COM South Park Cartman pro-          SHOW Californication A self-de-     Daughters Teryn and Chad
Alvin. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)         duces video of a mysterious          structive novelist tries to raise   struggle in their marriage;
D The Big Bang Theory Penny         creature in the woods which          his daughter. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)      Megan is criticized by church
and Leonard have a fight that       jeopardizes the Egg Hunt. (CC)       TBS Bam’s Bad Ass Game              members. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
threatens their relationship;       (HD) (TVMA)                          Show (Series Premiere) Wear-
Sheldon and Wil Wheaton face        DSC Lords of the Car Hoards          ing apple crates for skis;
off. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               The crew rushes to fulfill           hogtied over a pool of garbage;        Continued on next page
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                # Reports                     Hollywood (TVPG)  artists perform. (N) (CC) (TVPG)                 (CC) (TV14)                         Show
                   KRON 4 Evening                               KRON 4 News at 8 (N) Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special News
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                & (CC) (HD)                   Land              (N) (CC) (TVG)
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                   ABC7 News 6:00PM           Jeopardy! Wheel ofDancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape)         Castle (10:01) (CC)    ABC7         Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)               (N) (TVG) Fortune (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                 (HD) (TVPG)            News         Kimmel
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                * at 6:00pm tion (N)          (N) (TVG) Fortune (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                 (HD) (TVPG)                         Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News          Extra (N) Access  The Voice “The Playoffs Continue” The top 20 The Blacklist (10:01) Bay Area Tonight
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)          (TVPG)            artists perform. (N) (CC) (TVPG)
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                   News       Entertain-      2 Broke Friends-  Mike &        Mom (N) Person of Interest         CBS 13 News at 10p Late Show With David
                `             ment Ton.       Girls (N) Lives   Molly (N) (TV14)          “Razgovor” (TV14)      (N) (HD)               Letterman (TVPG)
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                D Minute (N) Minute (N)       News        (TVPG)Family        Family      Theory      Theory     (TVPG)      (TVPG)     (HD)
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                                              Two and a Two and a                                                FOX 40 News (N) (CC) The Arsenio Hall
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                   Que Jala- Estudio 2        Retofamosos       Tengo Talento, Mucho Noches con Platanito Alarma TV Noticiero- Universal Pare de
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                   RTE News S. Asia      The Debate (N) (CC) RT News Newsline The Vanishing of Pato Sicilian life 220 years Biz Asia America (N)
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   OWN Dateline on OWN Internet                 TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth               Emma Watson; actor Nick Of-           gaery host a breakfast; Stannis
   con artists. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                takes a beating; Ashley search-        ferman. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              loses patience with Davos;
   SHOW Years of Living Danger-                 es for a missing guitar. (HD)          _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel              Ramsey finds a purpose for his
   ously Harrison Ford investi-                 (TV14)                                 Live (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 pet. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
   gates Indonesia’s palm oil                   TVLND The King of Queens               ) State of Surveillance KQED-         NICK (11:36) Friends Monica
   trade; Don Cheadle meets an                  Carrie convinces Doug that             C.I.R. special. (CC) (HD)
                                                Deacon and Kelly could afford          4 ABC7 News on KOFY                   and Phoebe pick up Emily’s
   Evangelical Christian climate
                                                to buy a second home. (CC)             11:30PM (N) (CC)                      wedding gown; snorer Joey en-
   scientist; Thomas L. Friedman
   visits Syria. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               (HD) (TVPG)                            ? Entertainment Tonight (N)           ters a sleep clinic. (CC) (TVPG)
   SPIKE Cops Las Vegas officers                USA (11:05) Chrisley Knows             (CC) (HD)                             SPIKE Jail A man gets a DUI
   respond to a bank robbery that               Best Todd wants to teach               V Roadtrip Nation Aleks               and has a panic attack; an old-
                                                Chase and Savannah the fash-           Zavaleta, Loco Bloco; Jay             er couple is brought in for pos-
   leads to a car chase. (CC)
                                                ion business in New York City.         Shafer, Tumbleweed Tiny House         session. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
   (TVPG)                                       (CC) (HD) (TV14)
   SYFY Warehouse 13 The Ware-                                                         Co.; Lori Pappas. (CC) (HD)           TRUTV Hardcore Pawn A cus-
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   house is turned into a house of                                                     BRAVO The Real Housewives             tomer is surprised when the
   horrors. (CC) (TV14)                         11:30 p.m.                             of Orange County Vicki and            Golds turn his wife’s ring into a
   TBS Conan (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Donn’s divorce is finalized;          pendant. (HD) (TV14)
                                                ^ Seinfeld George enlists a
   (TV14)                                       lip-reader (Marlee Matlin) to          Tamra worries about staying in        TVLND The King of Queens
   TLC My 600-Lb. Life James                    learn why his girlfriend dumped        shape. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               Doug tries to stop calls to his
   comes from a long line of fami-              him. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-           home from a woman who says
   ly obesity and does not want to              # + (11:34) The Tonight                port (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 she spent a romantic weekend
   die like his sister and father.              Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Ac-         E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)
   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                                          with him. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                tor Will Smith; U2 performs.           HALL Frasier Frasier and Niles
   TNT (11:02) Private Lives of                                                        are investors in a company that       USA (11:35) Chrisley Knows
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   Nashville Wives (Season Fi-                  $ Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)         plans to replace Martin’s bar         Best The Chrisleys welcome a
   nale) True feelings are shared;              (TVPG)                                 with a mini-mall. (CC) (TVPG)         new addition; Todd and Julie
   a broken heart mends. (N) (CC)               % (11:35) Late Show With               HBO Game of Thrones Tyrion            give Kyle a lesson in parenting.
   (HD) (TV14)                                  David Letterman Actress                helps Jaime; Joffrey and Mar-         (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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              AMC ››› (HD)                    ters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC) (HD)                              (Tom Hanks, Robin Wright) (CC) (HD)
                    River Monsters (CC) Rocky Mountain                  River Monsters: Un- River Monsters (CC) Rocky Mountain                          River Monsters: The
              ANIM (HD) (TVPG)                Bounty Hunters (CC) hooked (CC) (TVPG) (HD) (TVPG)                             Bounty Hunters (CC) Lost Reels (TVPG)
                    106 & Park (N) (CC) He’s Mine Not Yours (NR, ‘11) (Caryn Ward, Gabrielle Dennis) A woman Let’s Stay Chocolate Sundaes: Live on the
               BET (HD) (TVPG)                hires a temptress to test her lover’s fidelity. (CC) (HD)                      Together Sunset Strip! Vol. 2 (CC) (TV14)
                    The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Southern Charm “The What Hap- House-
            BRAVO of Orange County            of Orange County          of Orange County            of Orange County (N) Third Man” (N) (TV14) pens                   wives/OC
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              CMT (TVPG)         (TVPG)       (TVPG)        (TVPG)      (HD) (TVG)                  returns to save his beloved fiancee.
             CNBC The Profit                  The Profit                The Profit                  The Profit               The Profit                 Cancer        Paid Prog.
                    CNN Tonight (N) (HD) CNN Special Report Erin Burnett OutFront CNN Tonight (HD)                           CNN Special Report Forensic Forensic
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                    Key Capitol Hill Hear- Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                      Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Key Capitol Hill Hear-
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              FAM dle (TVPG) dle (TVPG) ››› (Voices of Bill Hader) (HD)                             ley, Kevin Spacey) (HD)                             (HD) (TVG)
              FNC The Kelly File (N)          Hannity (N) (HD)          The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File (HD)              Hannity (HD)               Greta Van Susteren
             FOOD Diners         Diners       Guy’s Grocery Games Diners, Drive                     Kitchen Casino (N)       My. Diners My. Diners Diners             Diners
                    Hall Pass (R, ‘11) ›› (Owen Wilson, Jason           The Waterboy (PG-13, ‘98) › (Adam Sandler, Archer (N) Archer                    Archer        All About
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              HIST Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (N)                                    Down East Dickering The UFO Files
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              OXY Something New (PG-13) ›› (Sanaa Lathan) Can’t Hardly Wait (PG-13, ‘98) ››                                  Can’t Hardly Wait (PG-13, ‘98) ››
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               TBS (TVPG)        (TVPG)       (TVPG)        Guy (CC) Guy              Guy           Guy           Theory     Theory        Ass          (TV14)
              TCM Gone With the Wind (5) (G, ‘39) ›››› (Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh)                  Private Screenings: Osborne            Singin’ in the Rain (G, ‘52) (HD)
                    Island       Island       My 600-Lb. Life           My 600-Lb. Life (N)         My 600-Lb. Life (N)      My 600-Lb. Life (N)        My 600-Lb. Life (CC)
               TLC Medium Medium “Olivia’s Story” (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG)                                (CC) (TVPG)              (CC) (TVPG)                (HD) (TVPG)
                    Castle Investigating a Castle “Murder, He           Castle “Secret’s Safe Dallas “Where There’s Dallas (10:01) (CC)                 Private Lives of
               TNT weathercaster’s death. Wrote” (TVPG)                 With Me” (TVPG)             Smoke” (N) (TV14)        (HD) (TV14)                Nashville Wives (11:02)
                    Regular Regular Clarence Uncle                      King of       King of       Cleveland Cleveland Family             Rick and American Family
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            TVLAND fith Show fith Show Island               Island      (CC) (HD) (TVG)             mond          mond       mond          mond         of Queens of Queens
                    NCIS: Los Angeles         NCIS: Los Angeles         WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                         Chrisley Chrisley
              USA “Vengeance” (TV14)          (CC) (TV14)                                                                                               Knows         Knows
                    Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA T.I. and                          Black Ink Crew “The This Is Hot Basketball Wives LA
              VH-1 (HD) (TV14)                (HD) (TV14)               (N) (HD) (TV14)             Tiny          Break-Up” (N) (TV14) 97 (N)           (HD) (TV14)
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                    America’s Funniest America’s Funniest America’s Funniest Witches Parks and Parks and 30 Rock 30 Rock Always
            WGN-A Home Videos (TVPG) Home Videos (TVPG) Home Videos (TVPG) Are Real Recreation Recreation (TV14)                                        (TVPG)        Sunny
                    Liv & Mad- Jessie         Austin & Dog With Tinker Bell (G, ‘08) ›› (Voices of Austin & Good-                          Win, Lose Dog With Austin &
              DISN die (TVG) (TVG)            Ally (TVG) a Blog         Mae Whitman) (CC) (HD)                    Ally (TVG) Charlie       or Draw a Blog             Ally (CC)
              ENC Enough (PG-13, ‘02) ›› (CC)                           Good Will Hunting (R, ‘97) ›››                       Grumpy Old Men (10:10), ‘93 ››
                    Pitch Perfect (PG-13, ‘12) ››› (Anna                One Last Silicon            Man of Steel (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (Henry Cavill, Amy Adams) Game of
              HBO Kendrick, Skylar Astin) (CC) (HD)                     Hug           Valley        (CC) (HD)                                                         Thrones
              MAX The Godfather (5) ›››› (HD)                           The Conjuring (R, ‘13) ››› (HD)                      The Shining (R, ‘80) ››› (HD)
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                    Dark Skies (6:15) (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (Keri Rus- Years of Living Dan- Nurse                       Californi- Nurse         Californi- Years of Living Dan-
             SHOW sell, Josh Hamilton) (CC) (HD)                        gerously (TVPG)             Jackie        cation     Jackie        cation       gerously (TVPG)
             STARZ Once Upon                  Underworld (6:50) (R, ‘03) ›› (CC)                    The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones ››            Batman (11:15), ‘89
              TMC Kindergarten Cop (5:30), ‘90 ›› Boys and Girls (7:25) (PG-13) › Beauty Shop (PG-13) ›› (HD)                                           White T (NR, ‘13) (CC)
                  Movies                   Children’s             Please check daily TV grids for updates                         News                         Sports
TVTIMES                                   MONDAY LATE NIGHT                                               April 12-18, 2014                                  29

                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30       2 am         2:30       3 am        3:30        4 am        4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Derm Ex- Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am                               KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)                    tion (N)    (TVPG)      gram        gram        clusive! gram           loaded       Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)       Mad Money (HD)          Early Tdy News           News        News
                   Entertain- The Insid- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Derm Ex- The Doctors (CC)                  EP Daily KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ ment Ton. er (N)          gram        gram        clusive! (HD) (TVPG)                 (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5             Paid Pro- Fix Your Up to the Minute             CBS Morn- KPIX 5         KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News                gram        Hair (2:42) (3:12) (N)              ing News News            Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)          T. Smiley Unleash the Power                     Dr. Wayne Dyer: I Can See Clearly Now (CC) (TVG)
                   Jimmy        Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                         America ABC7             ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                           Morning News             (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)          Business Film           Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Independent Lens (TVPG)                          Surveil
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Minute      Minute      Paid Prog. ABC World News Now (N) (CC)           Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)       Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today              Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                  Paid Prog. Butts!       Pain Free Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte            Amorcito Corazón (N) Conducta Noticia 14 Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca                   Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny          There      Payne       Paternity Adam Levine               New TV Offer!           Back Pain Relief         Adam Levine
               : Chinese News at 7         Path        Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel        Job (TVG)               Genesis (TVG)            Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Rules          Raymond King/Hill Sunny            There       Justice     The Better Show (N) OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Raymond Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ’Til Death Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. No 2 Old Paid Prog.
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                      FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Pagado Free $             Pagado      Pagado      Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                     Comics       Paid Prog. Paying TV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P En Otra Piel              Camelia La Texana       Pagado      Pagado      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado       Pagado      Pagado      Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley This Is Us Doc Martin (TVPG)            Poirot (CC) (TVPG)      Inspector Morse         Inspector Morse          Sherlock Roadtrip
               ¨ The Vanishing of Pato                             Biz Asia America        JN1 News Kazakh         CCTV         Today       EuroNews News
               ± Criminal Minds (TV14) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Paid Prog. Cook Safe I Speak Ministry Joy-Music Aspiring Fallen Idols (NR, ‘08) Paid Prog. Biblical No 2 Old Paid Prog.
              A&E Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Bates Motel (2:01)                       Bates Motel (3:02)      Paid Prog. Dog           Dog         Paid Prog.
              AMC Forrest Gump (10:01) Jerry Maguire (R, ‘96) ››› (Tom Cruise) (CC) (HD)                           Mad Men (3:59) (CC) CSI: Miami (5:02)
              ANIM River Monsters          River Monsters (CC) Rocky Bounty Hunters Orangutan Eden                 Big Cat      Big Cat     Meerkat Meerkat
              BET Wendy Williams Show Queen Latifah (TVPG) One Mic One Mic One Mic Panther Paid Prog. Popoff                                Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO OC            Housewives/OC          Southern Charm          Happens Married to Medicine Williams No 2 Old Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT 20/20 Crime on CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                         CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Balding Worldwide Exchange (N)                                Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Early Start                          New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid        South Pk Daily         Colbert     At Mid      Work.       Work.        Work.      Adam D. Entourage Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Warriors           SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Butts!
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Car Hoards               Fast N’ Loud            Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Power                Paid Prog.
               E! E! News (11:30)          Fashion Police (TV14) The Fabul Eric &          Eric &       Eric &     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Workout Paid Prog.
             ESPN MLB Baseball: Braves at Phillies                 SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (CC)       Olbermann (CC)          Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince        Prince     Prince      Prince      Shaun T’s Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Prince                 Robison
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)         The Five (HD)           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Kitchen Casino (TVG) My. Diners My. Diners Diners            Diners      Diners, Drive           Anne Burrell             Diets 2.0 Paid Prog.
               FX All About Steve (11:33) › (HD)       Archer      Rescue Me (2:03)        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm           Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers          Cheers      Frasier      Frasier    Frasier      Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Swamp People (12:01) Swamp People (1:01) Down East Dickering The UFO Files                      Free $       Jurassic Fight Club Prostate
             HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Paid Prog. Power             Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Bring It! (12:02) (CC) Bring It! (1:02) (TVPG) Bring It! (2:02) (TVPG) Preachers’ Daughters Paid Prog. Pain Free Paid Prog. Balding
            MSNBC All In With Chris        Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV 2014 MTV Movie Awards (HD) (TV14)                Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward.
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TVPG) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George               George Lopez (3:12) George           George      Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY Something New (PG-13) ›› (Sanaa Lathan) Celebrity Celebrity Cancer                    Derm       Paid Prog. Derm          Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Jail (CC) Jail (TV14) Jail (CC) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (CC) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Paid Prog. Prostate Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              SYFY Metal        Metal      Continuum (TV14)        Haven (CC) (TVPG)       Haven (CC) (TV14)       Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)             Holmes      Almost Famous (R, ‘00) ›››› (Billy Crudup) (HD)                          Married     Earl
              TCM Singin        It Happened One Night (NR, ‘34) ››››           Petrified (NR, ‘06) › (CC)          Son of a Sailor ››       On an Island
              TLC My 600-Lb. Life (CC) My 600-Lb. Life (CC) My 600-Lb. Life (CC) Popoff                 Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm            Paid Prog.
              TNT Private Lives            Law & Order (1:02)      Law & Order (2:02)      The Closer (3:02)       The Closer (TV14)        Smallville (TVPG)
             TOON Chicken Boon             Squidbill. Fam. Guy Rick            Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Chicken Ghost                 Squidbill. Cleveland King/Hill
             TRUTV Lizard       Lizard     Lizard      Lizard      Safecrackr Safecrackr Pawn           Pawn       Full Throttle Saloon Vegas Jail Power
            TVLAND Cleveland Soul Man King             King        Roseanne Roseanne Cosby              Cosby      3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. Roseanne Divorced
              USA NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles       Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 T.I.-Tiny Black Ink Crew (TV14) Hot 97          Basketball Wives LA T.I.-Tiny Black Ink Crew (TV14) Hot 97               Basketball Wives LA
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good         Good       Shake It ANT Farm Deck              Deck        Wizards Wizards Deck                 Deck        Fish        Phineas
              ENC Sea of Love (R) ››› (Al Pacino)                  Girl 6 (R) ›› (Theresa Randle)                  Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Soldier’s
              HBO Thrones Veep             Silicon     Talk to Me (R, ‘07) ››› (HD)                     Real Time, Bill         American Splendor (R) ›››
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              MAX Shining Lingerie Femme               Ted (NR, ‘12) ›› (CC) (HD)                       Dark Secrets (3:25) (HD)            Code 46 (4:50) ››
             SHOW Another Happy Day ››› (HD)                       Requiem for a Dream, ‘00 ›››         Tamara (3:45) (R, ‘05) › Premiere. (HD)         Crimes
             STARZ Batman (11:15) ›››                  Batman Returns (1:25) (PG-13) ››                 Underworld (3:35) (R, ‘03) ›› (CC)              Comic
              TMC White T Suicide About Cherry (1:05) (NR) › (HD)                          Take This Waltz (R) ››› (HD)                     The Dinosaur Project
                 Movies                  Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                    News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                     TUESDAY MORNING                                                 April 12-18, 2014                                   30

                      6 am         6:30       7 am         7:30       8 am         8:30       9 am         9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Minute       Minute     Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today (CC)                                           Live With Kelly         Today (CC)               Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                             Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Bay Area
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                   Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                            (CC) (TVPG)             (CC) (TVG)               Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg                 Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger                Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                     Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)          ABC7          Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                              Michael (N) (TVPG)      (TV14)                   News          lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou      Curious Cat in the Peg               Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)               News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)               News          Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Maya Van Wagenen; Morgan Freeman. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                  News          30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                          Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                      Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Wen Hair America Hip Hop Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Pain Free Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China                 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)        Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)       Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal Global            Euro        Kick Off Journal         Agenda Journal           Shift      News/Kick Euromaxx Journal             Faith
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm            Paid Prog. People        Justice     Court        Justice    The Dr. Oz Show          Maury (CC) (TV14)
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                         Pagado      Gran Cine                                        A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Robison Focus T25 Queen Latifah                  Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                             Acceso       La Promesa (HD)
               R Programa Pagado           Hechos AM (6:50)                                                         El Coffee Break          Cosas de la Vida
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                                WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                 Dinosaur
               ¨ Newsweek France 24 Kazakh Hello                    ETV         Price       Newsline NHK            News         RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Bay Vista California Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Pain Free Wrinkles? Out for Justice ››
               ¥ Paid Prog. Wommack J. Meyer Prince                 Robison Making          The 700 Club (TVG) Health                        Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog            Dog          Dog         Dog         Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Paid Prog. Cancer        Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! More Sex Paid Prog. Escape From New York ››› (HD)                            Turn “Pilot” (TV14)
              ANIM My Cat From Hell        Animal Cops Detroit Animal Air Animal Air Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Tanked: Unfiltered
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)               Popoff       Matters     Matters     My Wife My Wife The Game The Game He’s Mine Not Yours
            BRAVO Tabatha’s Salon Take Tabatha’s Salon Take Tabatha’s Salon Take Matchmaker                         Matchmaker               Matchmaker
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)         Dukes-Hazzard
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                             Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)              Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                             This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                  Wolf (N) (HD)            CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Cebria        Paid Prog. 10 Minute Shaun T’s Shaun T’s Daily                Colbert    Comedy Commun Sunny                    South Pk
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                    Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Cancer               FBI: Criminal Pursuit Motives & Murders          Disappeared (TVPG)
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kourtney Kourtney Kardas               Kardas      Kardas       Kardas     Kardas       Kardas      Kardas        Kardas
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                         Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC) (HD)
              FAM J. Meyer Drenda          ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                       Happening Now (N) (HD)                          America’s News HQ The Real Story
             FOOD Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. SHARK! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Grill It!                Cooking Home             Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Buffy, Vampire Slayer Sugar & Spice (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (HD)                   All About Steve (PG-13, ‘09) › (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wild West Tech (CC) Wild West Tech (TVG) Wild West Tech (CC) Wild West Tech (CC) Wild West Tech (CC)
             HGTV Paid Prog. High Low Selling NY Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Balancing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier                  Frasier    Frasier      Frasier     Frasier       Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                      Andrea Mitchell         Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward.
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                      PAW          Umizoomi Dora...        Dora...     Bubble        Bubble
              OWN The Dr. Oz Show          The Dr. Oz Show          Dr. Phil (TVPG)         Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY House (CC) (TVPG) Glee (CC) (TV14)                America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model Maria                   Celebrity
             SPIKE Prostate Shaun T’s Balding Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG)
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Face Off (TV14)              Jim Henson’s            Jim Henson’s             Jim Henson’s
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married      There       Browns Payne             Full House Prince       Prince      Prince        The Office
              TCM On an Island             The Sailor Takes a Wife (7:15) (NR, ‘45) ››      Follow the Boys (NR, ‘63) ››         Mister Roberts (10:45) ›››
               TLC Kitchen Kitchen Multiples Baby                   Baby        Quints      19 Kids      19 Kids    Addiction Addiction Extreme Extreme
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)           Charmed (TVPG)          Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TVPG) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Ben 10               Beyblade Pokémon Teen                Teen         Teen       Regular Regular Regular Adventure
              TRAV Tackles-Globe           No Reservation           Gem Hunt (TVPG)         Dangerous Grounds Dangerous Grounds Dangerous Grounds
             TRUTV Paid Prog. NINJA 101 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cancer            Paid Prog. World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Griffith            Griffith   Griffith     Griffith    Griffith      Gunsmoke
              USA Chrisley Chrisley Chrisley Chrisley Over Her Dead Body (PG-13) ›› (HD)                            Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music           VH1 Plus Music          Music        Big Morning Buzz Live (TVPG)        Basketball Wives LA
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TVPG)
              DISN Ella the Octonauts A Bug’s Life (7:15) (G, ‘98) ››› (HD)                 Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia            Mickey      Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC A Soldier’s Story (PG) The Wedding Planner (7:05) ››                      Running Scared (8:55)                O Brother, Where Art Thou?, ‘00
              HBO Battleship Black Dog ›› (HD)                      Battleship (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (HD)                 Hopes        Beautiful Creatures (10:45) ››
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              MAX Code 46 The Abyss (6:25) (PG-13, ‘89) ››› (HD)                            Jack the Giant Slayer (8:50) ›› The Negotiator (10:45) (R) ›››
             SHOW Crimes of the Heart (5:30) ››› The Pledge ›› (HD)                         The Third Wheel (HD)                 Career Opportunities, ‘91 ››
             STARZ Comic        Back to the Future Part III (6:40)              The Patriot (8:40) (R, ‘00) ››› (Mel Gibson) (CC)                          Batman Rt
              TMC Dinosaur The Chicken Chronicles, ‘77 ›› That Guy... Who Was in That                    My Left Foot (9:25) (R) ›››         Notting Hill (11:10)
                  Movies                 Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                  News                       Sports
TVTIMES                                 TUESDAY AFTERNOON                                                 April 12-18, 2014                                  31

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm        3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Big World Trisha Goddard             Maury (CC) (TV14)       Minute      Minute      The Dr. Oz Show         News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)            The Dr. Oz Show         News         NBC News
              $     Derm       Williams Anti-Aging Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU              The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful       (TV14)
                                                                    The Queen Latifah
                                                                    Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                            The People’s Court
                                                                                            (N) (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                    Judge
                                                                                                                    Judy
                                                                                                                                Judge
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                                                                                                                                            KPIX 5
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                                                                                                                                                         CBS
                                                                                                                                                         Evening
               & Sid           Thomas Clifford         Cook’s       Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Greener Newsline News                            Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                             World
               _ (TVPG)                    (CC) (TVPG)              lionaire    (TVG)                               (N) (CC) (HD)           News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Check       Kitchen Kitchen News                 PBS NewsHour (N)        News        Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)           General Hospital (N) Bethenny (TVPG)             Millionaire Jeopardy! Ellen DeGeneres           News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (N)                  Bethenny (TVPG)         Ellen DeGeneres         News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold        The Talk (CC) (TV14) Queen Latifah               Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p          News         CBS News
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                    Hoy (HD)                Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca           Primer Impacto (N)
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               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)               The Test (CC) (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show          Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News                News
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              AMC Turn (11) Turn (CC) (TV14)           Hannibal Rising (R, ‘07) ›› (Gaspard Ulliel) (HD)            Blood Diamond (R, ‘06) ››› (HD)
              ANIM Swamp’d! Swamp’d! Gator Boys                     Finding Bigfoot         Savaged (TVPG)          To Be Announced         To Be Announced
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              CMT Ghost (PG-13, ‘90) ››› (Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore)                       How’d They Do That? How’d They Do That? Reba                 Reba
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              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                     The Situation Room (N) (HD)         Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Semi-Pro (11:54) (NR, ‘08) ›› (CC) (HD)           Tosh.0      Tosh.0      Tosh.0      Tosh.0      Tosh.0      Tosh.0      Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Playing Through          The Dan Patrick Show Poker                       NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Warriors        SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Nightmare Next Door Deadly Seas (TVPG) Shipwreck Men (CC) Shipwreck Men (CC) Bering Sea Gold                              Bering Sea Gold
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              FAM 8, Rules 8, Rules Reba               Reba         Reba        Reba        Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Middle               Yours
              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto              The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report          Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Money               Dinners Secrets          30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada            Contessa Contessa Pioneer Trisha’s
                FX Two Men Two Men Hall Pass (R, ‘11) ›› (Owen Wilson) (HD)                 Saint       How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Waterboy
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST Wild West Tech (CC) Wild West Tech (CC) American American American American American American American American
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                                                                                                               A&E Storage Wars The buyers
7 p.m.                                                          Tuesday                                        visit Long Beach, Calif.; Darrell
                                                                                                               and Brandon’s purchase could
^ The Big Bang Theory Shel-                                                                                    brew up a tidy profit. (CC) (HD)
don goes to extremes to keep                                              Liz figure out her relationship      (TVPG)
Leonard and Penny happy. (CC)                                                                                  COM Tosh.0 Inappropriate
(HD) (TV14)                            7:30 p.m.                          with Carol. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                          ? L The Originals                    touch Tuesday, Daniel does a
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)            ^ The Big Bang Theory Amy          Genevieve’s plan is revealed;        spoiler alert. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                            is upset with Sheldon when he      Klaus thinks Elijah is trying to     HIST Counting Cars Danny re-
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)            isn’t impressed with her recent    impress Hayley. (N) (CC) (HD)        ceives an astronomical offer for
% ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)              accomplishment. (CC) (HD)          (TV14)                               one of his prized cars; Kevin
(TVPG)                                 (TVPG)                             D Modern Family A former             helps spot an epic flip. (CC)
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)            # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       neighborhood resident, now           (HD) (TVPG)
(TVG)                                  $ Entertainment Tonight (N)        rich and successful, returns for     TLC 19 Kids and Counting Jim
) Nightly Business Report              (CC) (HD)                          a visit. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            Bob and Michelle make a deci-
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)         V Nature Wildlife biologist          sion that could change one of
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           (TVPG)                             Roland Kays tracks the coywolf,      their daughters’ lives. (CC) (HD)
` NCIS Investigating if a man          _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)           a hybrid of Western coyote and       (TVG)
was killed because he knew             (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    Eastern wolf. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Cus-
too much about an attack on a          ) Spark (CC) (HD) (TVG)            ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                   tomers throw down in the park-
fellow officer. (N) (CC) (HD)          + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        ± Criminal Minds When multi-         ing lot before the doors even
(TV14)                                 (HD) (TVPG)                        ple dead men are found, the          open. (HD) (TV14)
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM                ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            BAU tracks a killer with ritualis-
                                       (TVPG)                             tic tendencies. (CC) (HD)
(N) (CC)
D KTVU News at 7pm on                  D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (TV14)                               9 p.m.
TV36                                   H L Two and a Half Men             A&E Storage Wars The bidders         ^ H New Girl Winston pass-
H L Two and a Half Men                 Charlie sleeps with an elderly     look for deals in Tustin, Calif.,    es the police academy entrance
Charlie re-evaluates his reck-         man’s trophy wife. (CC) (HD)       Jeff makes big profit on a low-      exam and demands a celebra-
less lifestyle. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       (TV14)                             price locker. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       tion. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                       A&E Storage Wars Barry ques-       BRAVO The Real Housewives            # + (9:01) About a Boy
V Revolutionaries Dr. Jane
                                       tions his judgement in Azusa,      of Atlanta Kenya says goodbye        Fiona runs a school project for
McGonigal with NPR’s Laura                                                to a family pet; NeNe seeks
Sydell. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                 Marcus’ class; Will takes Mar-
                                       COM The Daily Show With Jon        medical attention. (HD) (TV14)       cus on a shopping spree. (N)
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)                                                     COM Inside Amy Schumer Amy
± Criminal Minds The team              Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                       HIST Counting Cars The guys        goes to prom; plays a violent        $ Bones An aspiring singer is
thinks a murderous duo is re-                                             video game. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
sponsible when bodies are              struggle to finish a 1962 Chevy                                         murdered, and Brennan and
                                       pickup within budget; Scott        DSC Deadliest Catch: Season          Booth investigate the musi-
found in Los Angeles and San                                              9 Revealed The captains and
Diego. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                spots a rare Corvette. (CC)                                             cian’s fans and foes. (CC) (HD)
                                       (HD) (TVPG)                        crews discuss the previous           (TV14)
A&E Storage Wars A busy re-                                               season. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                       NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat                                              % NCIS: Los Angeles The
tirement community in Laguna                                              E! Giuliana & Bill Giuliana &
                                       agree to baby-sit Goomer while                                          team takes into custody an un-
Hills, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                            Bill research preschools for         dercover agent who is suspect-
                                       Dice is away; Goomer loses his
BRAVO The Real Housewives                                                 Duke. (N) (HD) (TV14)                ed of working for a smuggler.
                                       eyesight. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
of Orange County Vicki and             TBS Family Guy Quagmire as-        HIST Counting Cars A 1967            (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Donn’s divorce is finalized;           sumes responsibility for a baby    Pontiac GTO; Harley-Davidson         _ * Marvel’s Agents of
Tamra worries about staying in         Peter finds that looks just like   Fat Boy. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            S.H.I.E.L.D. The team chooses
shape. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                him. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              LIFE Dance Moms Melissa              an unlikely refuge to hide from
DSC Deadliest Catch A brutal           TLC The Little Couple Chal-        takes control during Macken-         Talbot and work on uncovering
winter leaves the Bering Sea’s         lenges with their new family       zie’s music video shoot; Abby’s      dangerous secrets. (N) (CC)
most notorious crab boat, the          while battling a rare cancer.      team is under pressure. (N)          (HD) (TVPG)
Time Bandit, severely dam-             News from Jen’s oncologist.        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     ) The Address Students in
aged. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                    NICK Nick News With Linda            Vermont memorize and recite
                                       (CC) (HD) (TVG)
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                                Ellerbee The increase in the         Gettysburg Address. (N) (CC)
                                       TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth
HIST Counting Cars Kevin and                                              number of injuries in children’s     (HD) (TVPG)
                                       pushes for forgiveness when        sports. (N) (CC) (TVY)
Horny Mike make an unautho-            Rich commits an offence at the                                          ` (9:01) Person of Interest
rized purchase; Danny acquiries                                           OWN The Haves and the Have           Reese goes under cover as a
                                       jewelry counter. (HD) (TV14)       Nots When Celine tries to de-
a Chevelle. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                   secret service agent in order to
LIFE Dance Moms With her                                                  stroy her accountability, Hanna      get close to a congressman.
mother’s health declining, Abby        8 p.m.                             clashes with Tony about keep-
                                                                          ing Benny on life support. (CC)
                                                                                                               (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
leaves the girls and their moth-       ^ H Glee Artie tests positive                                           4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
ers to fend for themselves.                                               (HD) (TV14)                          KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)
                                       for an STD and must tell his       SPIKE Ink Master Forced to
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       sexual partners. (N) (CC) (HD)                                          ? L Supernatural Castiel re-
OWN The Haves and the Have                                                work in pairs; a canvas passes       jects Metatron’s offer to join
                                       (TV14)                             out. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Nots After a hit-and-run acci-         # + The Voice The artists                                               forces; Gadreel is apprehend-
                                                                          SYFY Face Off Four remaining         ed. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
dent, Wyatt kills a little girl and    perform for the judges. (N) (CC)   artists must create legendary
Benny is on life support; Jim’s        (HD) (TVPG)                                                             D The Big Bang Theory Amy
                                                                          vampires. (TV14)                     is upset with Sheldon when he
campaign is in trouble; Aman-          $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)        TLC 19 Kids and Counting Dis-
da’s on the verge of a break-          (HD)                                                                    isn’t impressed with her recent
                                                                          cussing the importance of            accomplishment. (CC) (HD)
down; Hanna hears bad news             % NCIS Investigating if a man      boundaries; a playhouse. (CC)
about Benny. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          was killed because he knew                                              (TVPG)
                                                                          (HD) (TVG)                           V Brains on Trial With Alan
SPIKE Ink Master Tattooing su-         too much about an attack on a      TRUTV Hardcore Pawn When
perfans with “X-Men” charac-                                                                                   Alda Neuroscience and its po-
                                       fellow officer. (N) (CC) (HD)      customers start getting
ters in the first ever color por-                                                                              tential effect on criminal law.
                                       (TV14)                             scammed in his parking lot, the
trait challenge. (CC) (HD)                                                                                     (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                       _ * Marvel’s Agents of             Golds have to take action. (HD)
(TV14)                                                                                                         ¨ Donna Detective Lisa inves-
                                       S.H.I.E.L.D. Coulson and the       (TV14)
SYFY Face Off Original robots                                                                                  tigates the death of a beloved
                                       team are trapped with a traitor.                                        nun. (TVPG)
tailored to a specific profes-         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
sion. (TV14)                           ) Pioneers of Television (Sea-     8:30 p.m.                            ± Criminal Minds The team
                                                                                                               tracks a suspect who shares
TLC The Little Couple With the         son Premiere) Stand-up comics      4 30 Rock Liz finds herself
hazards of a pool Bill and Jen                                                                                 the same style as a serial killer
                                       transition to the sitcom format.   alone for the holidays when her      from 30 years ago. (CC) (HD)
decide its time for Will to learn      Interviews include Jerry Sein-     parents spend Christmas at a
to swim. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                      (TV14)
                                       feld. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         couples-only retreat. (CC) (HD)      A&E Storage Wars The bidders
TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les is             ` NCIS: Los Angeles The            (TV14)                               look for bargains in Inglewood,
tempted to break store policy;         team takes into custody an un-     D Modern Family Claire and           Calif.; Jarrod and Brandi hope
pinned to the wall. (HD) (TV14)        dercover agent who is suspect-     Phil each take on one of the         to trick the new buyers. (CC)
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-          ed of working for a smuggler.      kids’ school projects; Gloria        (HD) (TVPG)
tims Unit Detectives look for a        (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)               and Cameron bond. (CC) (HD)
killer with a foot fetish. (CC)        4 30 Rock While having a           (TVPG)
(HD) (TV14)                            perfect day, Jack tries to help    ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)                     Continued on next page
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BRAVO The Real Housewives            Leonard and Penny happy. (CC)        V Brains on Trial With Alan           A&E Barry’d Treasure Barry
of New York City Ramona re-          (HD) (TV14)                          Alda Neuroscience influences          and a small sidekick travel
turns from her trip and makes        A&E Storage Wars Rene and            the sentencing of defendants.         from Colorado to Montana; do-
it her mission to mend Heather       Casey plan to fill up their truck;   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      ing doughnuts in an ice resur-
and Aviva’s relationship. (N)        Jarrod and Brandi’s store be-        ± The Listener A performer is         facer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                     comes the subject of gossip.         threatened, so Toby poses as          BET Let’s Stay Together Stacy
COM Tosh.0 Daniel shows that         (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 her assistant. (N) (CC) (HD)          and Tasha invite themselves on
nothing good can happen when         BET The Game Chardonnay              (TV14)                                Charles and Jamal’s fishing
you mix alcohol and electricity.     seeks a way to even the score        A&E Barry’d Treasure Barry            trip. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                     with Jason; Yana defends Ma-         handles an impressive family          BRAVO The People’s Couch
E! Eric & Jessie: Game On            lik’s honor. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        jewel and meets a monkey as           COM Inside Amy Schumer Amy
Jessie’s plans are jeopardized       COM Tosh.0 Daniel attempts to        he travels to Austin, Texas. (N)      sails to India; flirts with a co-
when she gets the H1N1 virus.        turn every home in America           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      worker. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TV14)                          into a public restroom; a game       BET The Game Chardonnay               HBO Veep Selina and her team
HALL The Middle Mike angers          the censors will hate. (CC) (HD)     plans an extravagant vow-re-          go on a ride-along with the
Frankie on Valentine’s Day by        (TV14)                               newal ceremony; Pookie and            Coast Guard; Gary questions
refusing to present her with a       E! Eric & Jessie: Game On Eric       Tasha butt heads. (N) (CC) (HD)       his role; Jonah’s new political
romantic gesture. (CC) (HD)          focuses on the Super Bowl            (TV14)                                blog causes trouble. (CC) (HD)
(TVPG)                               game; Jessie takes in all the        BRAVO The People’s Couch (N)          (TVMA)
HBO Game of Thrones Tyrion           glitz and glam. (HD) (TV14)          COM Tosh.0 (N) (CC) (HD)              HIST (10:31) American
helps Jaime; Joffrey and Mar-        HIST Counting Cars Roli com-         (TV14)                                Restoration A 1970s popcorn
gaery host a breakfast; Stannis      pletes his electric car; a family    DSC Deadliest Catch The men           machine is brought in for a
loses patience with Davos;           truck for MLB pitcher Matt Man-      and women involved with the           tune up; an ejection seat from
Ramsey finds a purpose for his       tei. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                show. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)            a 1950s F106 fighter. (CC)
pet. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                NICK Full House Danny’s moth-        E! Total Divas Nattie faces sur-      (HD) (TVPG)
HIST Counting Cars Danny and         er (Doris Roberts) decides to        gery; Nikki suspects John of ly-      LIFE Bring It! The Dancing
Kevin visit Gordon to see his        move in. (CC) (TVG)                  ing. (HD) (TV14)                      Dolls challenge their rivals;
latest insane creation; Danny        STARZ (9:55) Da Vinci’s              FX Fargo (Series Premiere) A          Camryn gets the opportunity to
tries to transform a 34 Ford.        Demons (iTV) Leonardo at-            manipulative man meets a              lead the Dolls in a parade. (CC)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     tempts to navigate the Atlantic      small town insurance sales-           (HD) (TVPG)
LIFE Dance Moms Abby shocks          without maps; Lucrezia is            man. (N) (HD) (TVMA)                  TBS The Big Bang Theory Pen-
the dancers and their mothers        smuggled into the Vatican for        HALL Frasier Frasier’s advice         ny and Leonard try to recover
when she presents her new jun-       an important meeting; Loren-         to a depressed listener               from an awkward hookup. (CC)
ior elite competition team. (N)      zo’s identity is discovered dur-     prompts criticism. (CC) (TVG)         (HD) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     ing his trip to Naples. (CC) (HD)    HBO Silicon Valley Richard and        TLC The Little Couple Bill and
OWN The Haves and the Have           (TVMA)                               Erlich discover that they must        Jen strive to find balance be-
Nots Jeffrey realizes that Wyatt     TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les              deliver a viable business plan;       tween family time and medical
is responsible for Lizzie’s death    may have something up his            Gilfoyle and Dinesh prove to be       necessity. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
and Benny’s condition. (CC)          sleeve that will change Ashley’s     essential to the company. (CC)        TRUTV Container Wars A mys-
(HD) (TV14)                          role at American Jewelry forev-      (HD) (TVMA)                           tery container contains an item
SHOW Nurse Jackie A strong-          er. (HD) (TV14)                      HIST American Restoration An          that requires a special operat-
willed, but flawed, emergency        TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-           amusement park owner brings           ing license. (N) (HD)
room nurse keeps her hospital        mond Debra is angry when Ray         a Hurricane Sandy damaged
balanced. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)           contributes $1,000 to his            1920s haunted house car to
SPIKE Ink Master Halo hears          friends’ kart business without       the shop. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            11 p.m.
smack talk and gets revenge;         consulting her. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     OWN The Haves and the Have            ^ Modern Family Claire and
tattoos for exes covered; send-                                           Nots After a hit-and-run acci-        Phil each take on one of the
ing two artists home. (CC) (HD)                                           dent, Wyatt kills a little girl and   kids’ school projects; Gloria
(TV14)                               10 p.m.                              Benny is on life support; Jim’s       and Cameron bond. (CC) (HD)
STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)        ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)          campaign is in trouble; Aman-         (TVPG)
Leonardo continues his search        (HD)                                 da’s on the verge of a break-         # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
for the Book of Leaves; Lorenzo      # + Chicago Fire A sur-              down; Hanna hears bad news            Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
is forced to make sacrifices         prised Dawson receives suicide       about Benny. (CC) (HD) (TV14)         (HD)
when Pope Sixtus takes aggres-       note; Severide looks into            SPIKE Ink Master (N) (CC) (HD)        $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
sive measures against Flo-           Bloom’s dark past. (N) (CC)          (TV14)                                (CC) (HD)
rence; Lucrezia looks for new        (HD) (TV14)                          SYFY Jim Henson’s Creature            % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
alliances in Rome. (CC) (HD)         $ Bones Brennan and the              Shop Challenge Designers              Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
(TVMA)                               team realize the Gormogon se-        must create a creature that re-       (HD)
SYFY Face Off The artists            rial killer has struck again. (CC)   turns to life. (N) (CC) (TVPG)        _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
must create werewolf rivals for      (HD) (TV14)                          TLC The Little Couple Taking a        (CC) (HD)
the vampires. (N) (TV14)             % (10:01) Person of Interest         trip to San Francisco; Jen is in-     * News 10 at 11:00pm With
TBS The Big Bang Theory Pen-         Reese goes under cover as a          vited to give a speech; follow-       Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
ny makes a surprising revela-        secret service agent in order to     ing the doctor’s orders. (N)          Schornack. Breaking stories
tion about Leonard while on her      get close to a congressman.          (CC) (HD) (TVG)                       plus an in-depth look at local
date with Stuart. (CC) (HD)          (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les               news, politics, investigations,
(TVPG)                               _ * Celebrity Wife Swap              brings in a secret weapon to do       sports. Chief Meteorologist
TLC 19 Kids and Counting             (Season Premiere) Daniel Bald-       what Ashley won’t. (N) (HD)           Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
Traveling to Tennessee to help       win’s former girlfriend trades       (TV14)                                casts. (N) (CC)
Erin Bates get married. (N) (CC)     places with Jermaine Jackson’s       USA Chrisley Knows Best (N)           + NBC Bay Area News at 11
(HD) (TVG)                           wife. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      (N) (HD)
TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les              ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)                                                   ` Late Show With David Let-
sends the security guards            (HD)                                                                       terman Martha Stewart; Bill
home; angry customers make           4 Community Britta tries to          10:30 p.m.                            Murray; Lady Gaga performs.
outrageous demands. (HD)             help Jeff with his extreme nar-      ) Lincoln at Gettysburg Tele-         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(TV14)                               cissism; the group works as          graph connects President Abra-        4 Cheaters A man serves his
                                     celebrity impersonators. (CC)        ham Lincoln to the country and        wife of 10 years with divorce
                                     (HD) (TVPG)                          helps shape the Gettysburg Ad-        papers after learning that she
9:30 p.m.                            ? The Middle Mike and                dress. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               is cheating on him. (CC) (TVPG)
^ H The Mindy Project Peter          Frankie must decide whether to       4 Community Jeff plans a              ? CW31 News (N)
takes Mindy to a bar so she          attend Axl’s football game or        surprise party in “Pulp Fiction”      D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
can test his advice “to think        Sue’s cross-country meet. (CC)       style for Abed’s birthday. (CC)       H L The Arsenio Hall Show
like a man.” (N) (CC) (HD)           (HD) (TVPG)                          (HD) (TVPG)                           (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TV14)                               D Seinfeld Jerry buys his fa-        ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)           V Set for Life Three baby
# + (9:31) Growing Up Fish-          ther an electronic organizer;        D Seinfeld Jerry decides to           boomers lose their jobs due to
er Mel needs to find a plus-one      Kramer retires to Florida. (CC)      change barbers because his            Great Recession. (CC) (HD)
for an important charity event;      (HD) (TVPG)                          has a history of giving bad hair-     (TVG)
Joyce defends her family’s hon-      H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)          cuts. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                 ¨ Biz Asia America (N)
or. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             (TVPG)                               L The Office A consultant ar-
D The Big Bang Theory Shel-          L KPIX 5 News on the CW              rives to teach racial tolerance
don goes to extremes to keep         (N) (HD)                             and diversity. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          Continued on next page
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                                                          ment Ton.                      an aspiring singer.     strikes. (CC) (TV14)                tion (N)
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                % (N) (HD)                    Feud             (CC) (TV14)
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                   NBC Bay Area News          Extra (N) Access The Voice (N) (CC)        About a Growing Chicago Fire (N) (CC) Bay Area Tonight
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)          (TVPG)           (HD) (TVPG)
                                                          Hollywood                      Boy (9:01) Up Fisher (TV14)                     News        Show
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                `             ment Ton.       (CC) (TV14)      (CC) (TV14)               (9:01) (N) (CC) (TV14) (N) (HD)                 Letterman (TVPG)
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                D Minute (N) Minute (N)       News             Family
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                H News        (TVPG)          Half Men Half Menfor an STD. (N)           (N) (TV14) Project (N) (TVPG)                   Show (CC) (TV14)
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                ¨             Newsline                         (N) (CC) (N) (CC) gates the death of a nun. (TVPG)
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   teenager, whose father is an al-
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                                                OWN The Haves and the Have
                                                                                       11:30 p.m.                            of New York City Ramona re-
                                                                                                                             turns from her trip and makes
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   BET The Game Chardonnay                      stroy her accountability, Hanna        change barbers because his            and Aviva’s relationship. (CC)
   plans an extravagant vow-re-                 clashes with Tony about keep-          has a history of giving bad hair-     (HD) (TV14)
   newal ceremony; Pookie and                   ing Benny on life support. (CC)        cuts. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                 COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-
   Tasha butt heads. (CC) (HD)                  (HD) (TV14)                            # + (11:34) The Tonight               port (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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   Thomson and Tabatha Coffey.                                                         $ Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)
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   9 Revealed The captains and                  SYFY Face Off The artists
   crews discuss the previous                                                          _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel              feet are posted on the Internet.
                                                must create werewolf rivals for                                              (CC) (HD) (TV14)
   season. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     the vampires. (TV14)                   Live (CC) (HD) (TV14)
   E! Chelsea Lately Actor Marlon                                                      ) Film School Shorts Films            MAX The Girl’s Guide to De-
                                                TBS Conan (N) (CC) (HD)                                                      pravity The girls decide to try
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   HBO Game of Thrones Tyrion                                                          “Dia de los Muertos.” (CC)            college guys on for size; Jason
                                                TNT Castle Beckett and Castle
   helps Jaime; Joffrey and Mar-                investigate a murder at a sci-fi       (HD) (TVPG)                           thinks he has found a woman
   gaery host a breakfast; Stannis              convention. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           ? Entertainment Tonight (N)           who doesn’t play games. (CC)
   loses patience with Davos;                   TRUTV Container Wars The Is-           (CC) (HD)                             (HD) (TVMA)
   Ramsey finds a purpose for his               raelis’ go after what they think       BET Let’s Stay Together Stacy         SPIKE Tattoo Nightmares A
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   HIST (11:02) American                        could end up in jail. (HD)             Charles and Jamal’s fishing           fighter’s tattoo is causing him
   Restoration A “Shoot the Bear”               (TV14)                                 trip. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                daily beatings. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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                  Blood Diamond (4) (R) Forrest Gump (PG-13, ‘94) ›››› (Tom Hanks) An innocent man en- Game of Arms (N)                           Game of Arms (CC)
              AMC ››› (HD)              ters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC) (HD)                       (CC) (TV14)                       (HD) (TV14)
                  Great Bear Stakeout (N) (HD) (TVPG)             To Be Announced         Great Bear Stakeout (HD) (TVPG)                         To Be Announced
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                    106 & Park (N) (CC) This Christmas (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Delroy Lindo) A reunion at The Game The Game Let’s Stay The Game Let’s Stay
              BET   (HD) (TVPG)              the holidays tests family ties. (CC) (HD)                        (TV14)     (N) (TV14) Together (TV14)             Together
                    The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Couch                            Couch        What Hap- House-
            BRAVO of New York City           of Orange County          of Atlanta (TV14)        of New York City (N)                              pens          wives
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                    CNN Tonight (N) (HD) Morgan Spurlock In- Erin Burnett OutFront CNN Tonight (HD)                      Morgan Spurlock In- Forensic Forensic
              CNN (Live)                     side Man “Celebrity” (HD)                                                   side Man “Celebrity” Files             Files
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              DSC (TV14)                     (HD) (TV14)               discusses the previous season. (N) (CC)           (CC) (TV14)              son 9 Revealed (CC)
                    Fashion Police (HD) E! News (N) (HD)               Giuliana & Bill (N)      Eric &        Eric &     Total Divas Nattie       Chelsea E! News
                E! (TV14)                    (TVPG)                    (HD) (TV14)              Jessie:       Jessie:    faces surgery. (TV14) Lately (N) (TVPG)
                    30 for 30: Soccer Sto- Baseball Tonight (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN ries (5) (N) (HD)          (CC) (HD) (Live)          (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)
                    SportsCenter Special E:60 (HD)                     Olbermann (N) (CC) Olbermann (CC) (HD) NBA                    Baseball Tonight (N) NASCAR
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                    Yours, Mine & Ours (5:30) (PG,        Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (PG-13, ‘05) ››› (Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert          The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM ‘05) ›› (Dennis Quaid) (HD)             Grint) Voldemort lays a trap for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. (HD)                (HD) (TVG)
              FNC The Kelly File (N)         Hannity (N) (HD)          The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File (HD)           Hannity (HD)             Greta Van Susteren
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)              Chopped (TVG)             Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)            Diners        Diners
                    The Waterboy (5:30) (PG-13, ‘98) Contraband (R) ›› (Mark Wahlberg) Premiere. A former                Fargo A man meets an insurance Fargo
                FX › (Adam Sandler) (HD)                  smuggler finds he has to get back in the game. (HD)            salesman. (N) (TVMA)                   (11:37)
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              MTV Jenna” (TV14)              “Karmic Relief” (TV14) I Want to Be” (TV14) turns to work. (TVPG)                                    ing the season.
                    Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Sam & Cat Nick News Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends                                  Friends
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              OWN Undercover Boss            The Haves, Nots           The Haves, Nots          The Haves, Nots          The Haves, Nots          The Haves, Nots
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                    Ink Master “Nude &       Ink Master Tattooing Ink Master “2 on 1 Tat- Ink Master Smack talk Ink Master (N) (CC)               Tattoo        Tattoo
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              SYFY nal mutants.              Revolution” (TV14)        ers” (TV14)              create werewolfs. (N) ture Shop Challenge create werewolfs.
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               TBS (TVPG)       (TVPG)       (TVPG)       Guy (CC) Theory           Theory      Theory        Theory     Theory      Theory       (TV14)
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                    NBA Basketball (5) New York           NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Los Angeles Clippers. Inside the NBA (N)               Castle “The Final Fron-
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                    Adventure World of Uncle              Regular King of           King of     Cleveland Cleveland American Family               American Family
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              DISN die (TVG) (TVG)           Ally (TVG) a Blog         (G, ‘09) ›› (CC) (HD)                  a Blog     Charlie     (TVG)        or Draw Ally (CC)
              ENC Bad Santa Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry O Brother, Where Art Thou? ›››                                 The Wedding Planner (9:50) ›› Raising Az
                    Real Time, Battleship (6:45) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Game of Thrones Tyri- Silicon             Veep         Game of Thrones Tyri-
              HBO Bill          Skarsgrd) (CC) (HD)                                             on helps Jaime.          Valley      (TVMA)       on helps Jaime.
              MAX The Godfather, Part II (4:35) (HD)                   There’s Something About Mary (R, ‘98) ›› The Purge ›› (HD)                               Depravity
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                    50/50 (5:15) ››› (CC) Diary of a Mad Black Woman (PG-13, ‘05) ›› Nurse                    The Words (PG-13, ‘12) ››           Nurse         50/50
             SHOW (HD)                       (Kimberly Elise) (CC) (HD)                         Jackie        (Bradley Cooper) (HD)               Jackie        (11:45) (R)
             STARZ Gatekeepr Keeping the Faith (6:45) (PG-13, ‘00) ›››                          Da Vinci’s Demons        Da Vinci’s Demons        White House Down
              TMC Lemony Snicket’s Series                 My Week With Marilyn (7:20) (R) Notting Hill (PG-13, ‘99) ›› (HD)                       Jack and Diane ››
                  Movies                 Children’s              Please check daily TV grids for updates                     News                        Sports
TVTIMES                                  TUESDAY LATE NIGHT                                               April 12-18, 2014                                  36


                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30       2 am         2:30       3 am        3:30        4 am        4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) Derm Ex- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am                             KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)                   tion (N)    (TVPG)      clusive! gram            gram         gram       loaded     Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)        Mad Money (HD)          Early Tdy News         News         News
                   Entertain- The Insid- Pastor Melissa Scott Paid Pro- The Doctors (CC)                EP Daily KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ ment Ton. er (N)         (HD)                    gram         (HD) (TVPG)              (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5            Paid Pro- Fast Joint Up to the Minute            CBS Morn- KPIX 5       KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News               gram         Relief      (3:12) (N)              ing News News          Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)         T. Smiley Drop 7 Foods, Feel Better Fast                      Deepak Chopra MD: What Are You Hungry          Europe
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                          America ABC7           ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                           Morning News           (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)         Business Spark          Pioneers of Television The Address (TVPG)                   Lincoln at Gettysburg Film
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News             Minute      Minute       Paid Prog. ABC World News Now (N) (CC)         Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)        Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today            Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                 America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte           Amorcito Corazón (N) Conducta Casa, Risa Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca                  Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny         There      Payne       Paternity New TV Offer!              Adam Levine             Back Pain Relief       New TV Offer!
               : Chinese News at 7        Path        Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel         Mark (TVG)              Genesis (TVG)          Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Rules         Raymond King/Hill Sunny            There        Justice     The Better Show (N) OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Raymond Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ’Til Death Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Van Impe Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                     FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Paying TV Pagado Pagado Pagado Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                     Comics       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P En Otra Piel             Camelia La Texana       Pagado       Pagado      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado     Pagado      Pagado       Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley Film           Revolutionaries (TVG) Nature (TVPG)              Brains on Trial         Brains on Trial        Set for Life (TVG)
               ¨ Donna Detective “Human Error” (TVPG)             Biz Asia America         JN1 News Kazakh         CCTV       Global      Ukraine News
               ± Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. Teleworld Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Humanit Paid Prog. Manna             Turning Answers in Genesis Oak Tree Paid Prog. Today                    Biblical    Paid Prog. Like You
              A&E Storage Storage Storage Storage Barry’d                      Barry’d     Storage Storage Paid Prog. Dog                 Dog          Paid Prog.
              AMC Game of Arms (TV14) Freak           Freak       Freak        Freak       Game of Arms (TV14) Turn (CC) (TV14)           CSI: Miami (TV14)
              ANIM To Be Announced        North America (TVPG) North America (TVPG) Orangutan Eden                 Big Cat    Big Cat     Meerkat Meerkat
              BET Wendy Williams Show Queen Latifah (TVPG) One Mic One Mic One Mic Panther Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Popoff
            BRAVO NYC          Housewives/Atl.        Housewives/OC            Happens Married to Medicine Paid Prog. Cancer              Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Fat Cops Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                       CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Worldwide Exchange (N)                             Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Early Start                          New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid       Tosh.0     Daily       Colbert     At Mid       Amy Sch. South Pk South Pk South Pk Comedy Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Baseball: Dodgers at Giants                    SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balding Workout
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Deadliest Catch Rev. Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Popoff                 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Better H20 Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea Giuliana & Bill (TV14) Total Divas (TV14)                Total Divas (TV14)      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)      SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 NFL Live (CC)          Outside the Lines (N) Olbermann (CC)             Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince       Prince     Prince      Prince      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Prince                Robison
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)        The Five (HD)           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)           Chopped (TVG)           Diners       Diners      Chopped (TVG)           On the Rocks (TVG) Paid Prog. Cancer
               FX Fargo (11:37) (TVMA) Fargo (1:13) (HD) (TVMA)                            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. PAIN            Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers          Cheers      Frasier      Frasier    Frasier    Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars American American American American Free $                         Jurassic Fight Club Paid Prog.
             HGTV Flip or      Flip or    Hunters Hunt Intl Flip It to Win It (TVG) Flip or             Flip or    Paid Prog. Paid Prog. NINJA 101 Paid Prog.
              LIFE Dance Moms (12:02) Dance Moms (1:02) (CC) (TVPG) Bring It! (2:32) (TVPG) Prank                  Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            MSNBC All In With Chris       Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Awkward. (12:02)        House of Food (1:02) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Clubland (TVPG)                   Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG)
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TVPG) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George               George Lopez (3:12) George         George      Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY Bad Girls Celebrity Maria           Maria       The Bad Girls Club       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Tattoo      Tattoo     Ink Master (TV14)       Tattoo       Tattoo      Tattoo       Tattoo     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              SYFY Jim Henson’s           Eye of the Beast (NR) ›› (HD) (TVPG)             Shark Zone (R, ‘03) (Dean Cochran) (HD)        Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)            Holmes      Win a Date With Tad Hamilton! ›› (HD)            Married    Married     Married      Earl
              TCM BuddyHlly Jamboree (NR, ‘57) ››                 Elvis: That’s the Way It Is (PG, ‘70) ›››        The Racket (NR, ‘28) ›››            Paid ››
              TLC Couple       Couple     19 Kids     19 Kids     Couple       Couple      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Castle (CC) (TVPG) Castle (TVPG)                The Mentalist (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Smallville (TVPG)
             TOON Chicken Boon            Squidbill. Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Chicken Ghost                      Squidbill. Cleveland King/Hill
             TRUTV Pawn        Pawn       Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         Container Container Container Full Throttle Saloon Vegas Jail Hair Loss
            TVLAND King        King       King        King        Roseanne Roseanne Cosby               Cosby      3’s Comp. 3’s Comp. Roseanne Divorced
              USA Chrisley Chrisley Law & Order: SVU              Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Black Ink T.I.-Tiny Basketball Wives LA Fabulous Life                   Fabulous Life           Black Ink Crew (TV14) Black Ink Crew (TV14)
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Sleep Bet. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good       Shake It ANT Farm Deck               Deck        Wizards Wizards Deck               Deck        Fish         Phineas
              ENC Raising Arizona (11:40)             The Medallion (1:20)                 Dogma (2:50) (R, ‘99) ››› (CC)                 Mission to Mars ›
              HBO VICE         Veep       The Hangover Part III (R) ››         John Leguizamo’s Ghetto Klown (2:45) (CC) For a Good Time, Call... (R) ››
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              MAX Erotic       Me, Myself & Irene (12:40) (HD)                 Skin-Max He Got Game (3:10) (R, ‘98) ››› (CC) (HD)                      Off the Air
             SHOW 50/50 (11:45) (R) (HD)              Saw II (R) ›› (HD)                   Men of War (3:05) Premiere. (HD)               Tin Men (4:55) ›››
             STARZ White House Down Da Vinci’s Demons             The Lone Ranger (2:10) (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (CC)                 The Take Total Recall (5:05), ‘12
              TMC Jack and Diane ›› Behind the Burly Q (NR, ‘10) ›› Quadrophenia (2:40) (R) ››› (HD)                          Two Family House (4:35) ›››
                 Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                    News                    Sports
TVTIMES                                 WEDNESDAY MORNING                                                April 12-18, 2014                                  37

                      6 am        6:30       7 am         7:30       8 am        8:30       9 am         9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  Minute      Minute      Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today (N) (CC) (HD)                                Live With Kelly         Today (N) (CC)          Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                           Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Bay Area Paid Prog.
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                            CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                          (CC) (TVPG)             (CC) (TVG)              Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha           Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg             Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger               Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                   Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)         ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                            Michael (N) (TVPG)      (TV14)                  News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger        Caillou     Curious Cat in the Peg            Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                       Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)            News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)              News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Marisa Tomei; Bob Harper; Dean Norris. (N) (CC) (HD)                                          News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                        Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar               ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                  Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Proactiv America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China               Focus T25 Grill-Pro J. Meyer Paid Prog. Butt Lift! Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)          Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)     Good Day (N) (HD)       Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal Made in Euro                   Drive It    Journal     Insight   Journal     In Focus News           Euromaxx Journal         Tomorrow
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wrinkles? People              Justice   Court       Justice     The Dr. Oz Show         Maury (CC) (TV14)
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                         Pagado    Gran Cine                                       A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince            Robison Paid Prog. Queen Latifah              Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa             Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                          Acceso      La Promesa (N)
               R Programa Pagado            Hechos AM (6:50)                                                      El Coffee Break         Cosas de la Vida
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                             WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                Dinosaur
               ¨ CrossTalk                  France 24 Hello         ETV         EuroNews Newsline NHK             News        RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible              Int.      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Bucket List ››
               ¥ Ministry Wommack J. Meyer Prince                   Robison Supernat. The 700 Club (TVG) Health                           Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog             Dog         Dog         Dog       Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Commando (R, ‘85) ›› (CC) (HD)                        Blood Diamond (R)
              ANIM I Shouldn’t Be Alive Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Tanked: Unfiltered
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                Paid Prog. Matters      Matters   My Wife My Wife The Game The Game George McK
            BRAVO Tabatha’s Salon Take Tabatha’s Salon Take Tabatha’s Salon Take Matchmaker                       Matchmaker              Matchmaker
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)          CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)      CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        Dukes-Hazzard
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                           Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)             Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                             This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                Wolf (N) (HD)           CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Daily             Colbert     Half Hour Commun Sunny               South Pk
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Butt Lift! Paid Prog. Paint                       Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                  Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. PAIN           Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. FBI: Criminal Pursuit Motives & Murders             Disappeared (TVMA)
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kardas         Kardas      Kardashian            Kardashian              Kardashian              Fashion Police (TV14)
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)          SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)      SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)      First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                      Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC) (HD)
              FAM J. Meyer Amazing ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                       Happening Now (N) (HD)                        America’s News HQ The Real Story
             FOOD Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. B. Flay            Ingred. Fix Hungry      Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Darkness Falls (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (HD)              Twin Dragons (PG-13, ‘91) ›› (HD)               Max Payne › (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Better H20 PAIN          Modern Marvels (TVG) Clash of the Cavemen (CC) (TVPG)                 American Pickers        American Pickers
             HGTV Paid Prog. Outdoor House H. Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier               Frasier     Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                    Andrea Mitchell         Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) House of Food                       House of Food           16 and Pregnant         16 and Pregnant
              NICK Hang.        Hang.       Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                   PAW         Umizoomi Dora...        Dora...     Bubble       Bubble
              OWN The Dr. Oz Show           The Dr. Oz Show         Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY Glee (CC) (TV14)          Juno (PG-13, ‘07) ››› (Ellen Page, Michael Cera)          Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (PG-13, ‘86) ›››        Love Hap
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Warehouse 13 (TV14) Metal              Metal       Haunted Highway         Haunted Highway
               TBS Rules        Earl        Married     Married     There       Browns Payne          Full House Prince       Prince      Prince       The Office
              TCM Paid (5:30) (NR) ›› War Nurse (NR, ‘30) ››                    Gentleman’s Fate (NR, ‘31) ››     The Sin of Madelon Claudet ›› Sporting
               TLC Kitchen Kitchen Multiples Baby                   Baby        Quints    19 Kids     19 Kids     Addiction Addiction Extreme Extreme
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)        Charmed (TVPG)          Charmed (TVPG)        Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Ben 10                Beyblade Pokémon Teen             Teen        Teen        Regular Regular Regular Adventure
              TRAV Tackles-Globe            No Reservation          Sinful Vegas Hot Spot Manly Man Adventure Toy Hntr Toy Hntr Toy Hntr Toy Hntr
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. World’s Dumbest...           World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Griffith         Griffith    Griffith    Griffith    Griffith     Griffith
              USA House (CC) (TV14)         House (CC) (TV14)       Bee Movie (PG, ‘07) ›› (CC) (HD)              NCIS (CC) (TVPG)        NCIS (CC) (TVPG)
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music           VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music        Music       Gossip      Morning Buzz            Black Ink Crew (TV14)
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TVPG)
              DISN Ella the Octonauts Chugging Mickey               Pirates     Mickey    Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia           Mickey      Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Mission to Mars (5) The Brothers Grimm (PG-13) ››                       The Princess Bride (PG)             Drumline (10:40) ›››
              HBO Simon Sez › (HD)                      The Sentinel (PG-13) ›› (HD)                  The Wedding Date (PG-13) ››         The Lucky One ››
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              MAX Off the Air               The Man With the Iron Fists (HD)              The 40-Year-Old Virgin (8:50) (HD)              Man in the Iron
             SHOW Tin Men (4:55) ››› Detective Dee and the Mystery                        The Way Back, ‘10 ››› (HD)                      Secret-Success
             STARZ Total Recall (5:05), ‘12 The Take Oz the Great and Powerful (7:20)                 Keeping the Faith (9:35) (PG-13, ‘00) ›››
              TMC Two Fam The Crew ›› (HD)                          Hello Again › (HD)                Letters to God (9:40) (PG) › (HD)                Holy Man
                  Movies                  Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                 News                      Sports
TVTIMES                              WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON                                                   April 12-18, 2014                                   38

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30       2 pm        2:30        3 pm        3:30        4 pm        4:30        5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Rescue      Trisha Goddard          Maury (CC) (TV14)       Minute      Minute      The Dr. Oz Show          News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)           The Dr. Oz Show          News         NBC News
              $     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU           The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful       (TV14)
                                                                   The Queen Latifah
                                                                   Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                           The People’s Court
                                                                                           (N) (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                   Judge
                                                                                                                   Judy
                                                                                                                               Judge
                                                                                                                               Judy
                                                                                                                                            KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                            News
                                                                                                                                                         CBS
                                                                                                                                                         Evening
               & Sid           Thomas Clifford         Mexico      The National Parks: America’s Best Idea         Equitrek Newsline News                Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                             World
               _ (TVPG)                    (CC) (TVPG)             lionaire    (TVG)                               (N) (CC) (HD)            News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Check       Kitchen Martha          News        PBS NewsHour (N)        News        Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)           General Hospital (N) Bethenny (TVPG)            Millionaire Jeopardy! Ellen DeGeneres            News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (N)                 Bethenny (TVPG)         Ellen DeGeneres          News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold        The Talk (CC) (TV14) Queen Latifah              Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p           News         CBS News
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                   Hoy (HD)                Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca            Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                           ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Spring Breezes By       Path        Curious Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music              Beat         Paid Prog. Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge       Bill Cunningham         The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                  Steve Harvey (N)
               @ News          Insight     Classic Art Showcase Journal        In Focus Journal        Insight     News        Good         Arts         Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show The Test (CC) (TV14) Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Middle                   Middle      How I Met How I Met TMZ Live (N) (TVPG)
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)              The Test (CC) (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show          Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News                 News
               J Don Cheto                 Cine de la Tarde                                Lagrimita y Costel      Estrellas Hoy            Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                  Judge       Judge       Bill Cunningham         The Office King          King         Fam. Guy
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               ± The Bucket List (11) Law Order: CI                Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI
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              AMC Blood Diamond (11) (R) ››› (HD)                  The Bone Collector (R) ›› (Denzel Washington) (HD)          The Skeleton Key (HD)
              ANIM Swamp’d! Swamp’d! Gator Boys                    Finding Bigfoot         River Monsters          North Woods Law          Rocky Bounty Hunters
               BET The George McKenna Story (11) This Christmas (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Delroy Lindo) (HD)                Matters     Matters      Moesha Moesha
            BRAVO Million Dollar LA        Million Dollar LA       Million Dollar LA       Flipping Out (TVPG) Flipping Out (TVPG) Housewives/OC
              CMT No Reservations (PG, ‘07) ››, Aaron Eckhart (HD)             Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                       Fast Money (N)          Mad Money (N)           American Greed           American Greed
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                    The Situation Room (N) (HD)         Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Work.        Work.       Work.       Work.       South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Hard Charge              The Dan Patrick Show World Poker Tour           MLB Baseball: Dodgers at Giants                  SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Nightmare Next Door Survivorman                  Car Hoards              Car Hoards              Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Fast N’ Loud (TV14)
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             ESPN Outside Spanish Copa del Rey Soccer: Final                   Pardon      SportsCenter (N)        NBA Countdown (N) NBA Basketball
             ESPN2 Nation      Insiders NFL Live (N) (CC)          Around      ESPN FC Around          Pardon      SportsCenter (N)         NBA Coast to Coast
              FAM 8, Rules 8, Rules Reba               Reba        Reba        Reba        Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Middle                Middle
              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto             The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report          Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Cooking Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada                                Contessa Contessa Pioneer Southern
                FX Max Payne (11) ›        The Taking of Pelham 123 (R, ‘09) ›› (HD)                   Anger       Two Men Two Men Death Race (HD)
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                   Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST American Pickers        Down East Dickering American Pickers            American Pickers        American Pickers         American Pickers
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Buying and Selling Buying and Selling Buying and Selling Buying and Selling Buying and Selling
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG)                         Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Alex Wagner             The Ed Show (N)         PoliticsNation (N)      Hardball Matthews        All In With Chris
              MTV 16 and Pregnant (12:08) “Ashley” (TVPG)          16 and Pregnant         16 and Pregnant         House of Food            Awkward. (TV14)
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              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Iyanla, Fix My Life         Iyanla, Fix My Life     Iyanla, Fix My Life     Iyanla, Fix My Life      Iyanla, Fix My Life
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               TBS The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King                 King        Friends     Friends     Friends      Friends      Seinfeld
              TCM Sporting Blood (11:45) Carnival Boat (1:15) (NR) ››          Hell Divers (NR, ‘31) ›› (Wallace Beery)        MGM          Remains-Day
               TLC What Not to Wear        19 Kids     19 Kids     Couple      Couple      Borrowed Borrowed Say Yes Say Yes Medium Medium
               TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones Suspects.         Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)       Castle (TVPG)            Castle (TVPG)
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              USA NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)        NCIS (CC) (TV14)        NCIS “Recoil” (TV14) NCIS (CC) (TV14)            NCIS (CC) (TV14)
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                                                                                                            future of the business in jeop-
7 p.m.                                                     Wednesday                                        ardy. (HD) (TVY7)
                                                                                                            USA NCIS While on leave as he
^ The Big Bang Theory                                                                                       mourns the loss of his wife, Di-
Leonard and Sheldon compete                                             to look for a killer who keeps      rector Vance uncovers surpris-
for a physicist’s attention. (CC)
(HD) (TV14)                         7:30 p.m.                           mementos of his victims. (CC)
                                                                        (HD) (TV14)
                                                                                                            ing information. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                            (TVPG)
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)         ^ The Big Bang Theory               4 30 Rock Avery pushes Jack
(HD) (TVPG)                         Leonard spontaneously invites       to set boundaries in his rela-
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         Penny to a romantic dinner.         tionship with Liz. (CC) (HD)        8:30 p.m.
% Family Feud (CC) (HD)             (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (TV14)                              _ * Suburgatory George is
(TVPG)                              # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        L Arrow An epic battle en-          stunned by how much a court-
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)         $ Entertainment Tonight (N)         sues when the team find Slade       mandated anger management
(TVG)                               (CC) (HD)                           waiting for them in the lair. (N)
                                    % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)                                              program changes Noah. (CC)
) Nightly Business Report                                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (HD) (TVPG)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                 (TVPG)                              V Great Romances of the
                                    _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)                                                4 30 Rock Jenna fears that
` Survivor (N) (CC) (HD)                                                20th Century Tony Curtis and        Liz’s attraction to a new guy is
(TVPG)                              (CC) (HD) (TVG)                     Janet Leigh. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    ) Quest Wolves and other                                                related to her desire for a baby.
H L Two and a Half Men                                                  ¨ RT News (N) (CC)
                                    predators are essential to the                                          (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Charlie and Jake fight for the                                          ± Burn Notice Michael pre-
                                    ecosystem in Washington; sav-       tends to be the perfect mark        V As Time Goes By The gang
affections of a waitress. (CC)                                                                              helps Jean with a party at the
(HD) (TV14)                         ing seeds. (HD) (TVG)               for a con artist. (CC) (HD)
                                    D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          (TVPG)                              church hall. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
V This Is Us Guide Dogs for                                                                                 ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
the Blind, oceanographer Dr.        H L Two and a Half Men              A&E Duck Dynasty Si claims to
                                    Charlie volunteers to look after    have spotted the infamous           A&E Duck Dynasty Willie and
Sylvia Earle and gold medalist                                                                              Korie try to find a vehicle for
                                    Jake for the weekend. (CC)          “black panther,” but the guys
Dr. Amy Chow. (CC) (HD)                                                                                     John Luke; Jase, Martin and
                                    (HD) (TV14)                         don’t believe him. (CC) (HD)
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)               V Roadtrip Nation Aleks                                                 Godwin have a fishing mishap.
± Law & Order: Criminal In-                                             (TVPG)
                                    Zavaleta, Loco Bloco; Jay           BET The Game Chardonnay             (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
tent When a well-known atheist      Shafer, Tumbleweed Tiny House                                           BET Let’s Stay Together Stacy
is kidnapped and murdered,                                              plans an extravagant vow-re-
                                    Co.; Lori Pappas. (CC) (HD)         newal ceremony; Pookie and          and Tasha invite themselves on
Goren and Eames have no             (TVG)                                                                   Charles and Jamal’s fishing
                                                                        Tasha butt heads. (CC) (HD)
shortage of suspects. (CC)          A&E Duck Dynasty The Duck                                               trip. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        (TV14)
(HD) (TV14)                         Commander guys go on strike;        BRAVO Million Dollar Listing        COM South Park The boys
A&E Duck Dynasty The team           Miss Kay takes her home cook-       New York Ryan takes on anoth-       must stop a renegade player
visits a local Bass Pro Shops       ing to the streets of West Mon-     er, less attractive apartment;      who threatens to destroy
to unveil a special wing of the     roe. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               Luis tries to get Todd into         “World of Warcraft.” (CC)
store featuring its products.       COM The Daily Show With Jon         shape. (HD) (TV14)                  (TVMA)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)            COM Workaholics The guys            E! Worst Thing I Ever Bought
BET Being Mary Jane A picture       FAM Melissa & Joey Joe gets         confront an online gamer for        The top ten most foolish items
affects Mary Jane and Andre’s       into hot water when he tries to     terrorizing them. (CC) (HD)         purchased. (HD) (TV14)
relationship; Patrick moves out;    help a divorced friend get back     (TV14)                              FAM Baby Daddy Bonnie asks
a drug run turns violent. (CC)      into the dating game. (CC) (HD)     DSC Naked and Afraid Surviv-        Tucker for help in reconnecting
(HD) (TV14)                         (TV14)                              ing on a deserted Fijian island.    with her former boyfriend. (N)
BRAVO Million Dollar Listing        HBO Silicon Valley Richard and      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (CC) (HD) (TV14)
New York Fredrik finds his          his friends dream of making it      E! Worst Thing I Ever Wore Piti-    HBO Veep Selina and her team
dream listing, with a nightmare     big; Richard’s boss offers to       ful style choices, fashion fail-    go on a ride-along with the
seller; Ryan takes on a unique      buy out his firm; an investor       ures, everyday mistakes and         Coast Guard; Gary questions
apartment. (HD) (TV14)              makes a counter-offer. (CC)         red carpet disasters of Holly-      his role; Jonah’s new political
DSC Dual Survival Joe and           (HD) (TVMA)                         wood. (N) (TV14)                    blog causes trouble. (CC) (HD)
Cody struggle to avoid hippos       NICK Sam & Cat Sam opens a          FAM Melissa & Joey Mel’s fa-        (TVMA)
and elephants while stranded        safe in her bedroom and dis-        ther sends out a racy photo-        OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better
in Zambia’s wild plains. (CC)       covers a tunnel leading to a se-    graph; Ryder tries to come up
                                    cret room. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                              or Worse Joseph takes Leslie
(HD) (TV14)                                                             with a winning business idea.       to his house until her stalker is
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)          OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better        (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    or Worse Joseph worries that                                            caught. (HD) (TVPG)
FAM Melissa & Joey Mel is                                               HBO Silicon Valley Richard and      TBS Family Guy Mr. Pewter-
caught in the middle when Joe       Leslie’s life is in danger. (CC)    Erlich discover that they must
                                    (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)                                               schmidt slips into a coma that
gets into a fender bender with                                          deliver a viable business plan;     not even Dr. House can bring
her favorite hairdresser. (CC)      TBS Family Guy Peter and the        Gilfoyle and Dinesh prove to be
                                    guys interview potential friends.                                       him out of. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TV14)                                                             essential to the company. (CC)
                                    (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                        TRUTV South Beach Tow Rob-
HIST American Pickers A for-                                            (HD) (TVMA)
                                    TRUTV South Beach Tow A tow         HIST American Pickers A mind-       bie doesn’t have the money to
mer roadie’s rock memorabilia;                                                                              pay back Larry’s loan. (HD)
                                    in a residential neighborhood       blowing collection of vintage
Bonnie & Clyde Ambush Muse-                                                                                 (TVY7)
                                    leads to a face-off with a secu-    petroliana in Massachusetts; a
um. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                rity guard. (HD) (TVY7)
LIFE Bring It! The Dancing                                              mammoth Newport mansion.
Dolls travel to Memphis to com-                                         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        LIFE Bring It! The Dancing
                                                                                                            9 p.m.
pete against two fierce rivals.
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    8 p.m.                              Dolls challenge their rivals;       # D Law & Order: Special
                                    ^ H American Idol The final-        Camryn gets the opportunity to      Victims Unit A 4-year-old stu-
OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better                                                                                dent makes claims of sexual
or Worse Marcus is caught talk-     ists perform for the judges. (N     lead the Dolls in a parade. (CC)
                                    Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)            (HD) (TVPG)                         abuse against a singing coach
ing about another woman in his                                          OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better        and TV personality. (CC) (HD)
                                    (TVPG)
sleep. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             # D Revolution A group of           or Worse Joseph saves Leslie.       (TV14)
TLC Women of Homicide A             citizens sets out to find what      (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)           $ Law & Order: Criminal In-
young father is shot and killed     caused technology to stop           TBS Family Guy Brian tries to       tent The association president
while on a late-night walk with a   working 15 years earlier. (CC)      convince everyone that a dog’s      of a chic condominium tower is
friend. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            (HD) (TV14)                         life should have the same value     found murdered with an electri-
TNT Castle The founder of an        $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)         as a human’s. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      cal saw. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
adult video franchise is mur-       (HD)                                TLC Dateline: Real Life Myster-     % Criminal Minds A series of
dered; Alexis starts a video        % Survivor (N) (CC) (HD)            ies A retired professor is found    strangulations leads the team
blog. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              (TVPG)                              murdered in his home. (N) (CC)      to look for a killer who keeps
TRUTV South Beach Tow               _ * The Middle Brick makes          (HD) (TVPG)                         mementos of his victims. (CC)
Jerome does a good deed for         it hard for Mike to relax during    TNT Castle Castle and Beckett       (HD) (TV14)
disgruntled senior citizens; Lar-   the vacation he was forced to       discover evidence that links a      _ * Modern Family Cam is
ry crashes the party on a repo.     take. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              young woman’s murder to Sen.        extremely focused — and ruth-
(HD) (TV14)                         ) Nature Joe Hutto becomes          William H. Bracken. (CC) (HD)       less — as a big football game
USA NCIS DiNozzo’s investiga-       one with the wild mule deer         (TVPG)                              approaches. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
tion into a suicide takes a sur-    family. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        TRUTV South Beach Tow Rob-
prising and deadly turn. (CC)       ` Criminal Minds A series of        bie gets burned by misinforma-
(HD) (TV14)                         strangulations leads the team       tion; shocking news puts the           Continued on next page
TVTIMES                       WEDNESDAY EVENING                                            April 12-18, 2014                              40

) NOVA The high-powered                                                  V The Vicar of Dibley A fierce       decides to host his own radio
senses of dogs, sharks and
birds. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    9:30 p.m.                            storm blows out the main
                                                                         stained-glass window. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                              show. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                              COM Triptank A man dates a
` CSI: Crime Scene Investi-         _ * (9:31) Mixology Jessica          (TVG)                                talking flashlight; aliens force
gation Contestants on a cook-       regrets having sent Ron a            ¨ Spiral (TV14)                      Jeff to live as his ex-girlfriend
ing show accidentally eat hu-       naked picture; Bruce meets a         ± Burn Notice After his client       for a day. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
man flesh during the competi-       woman who is into redheads.          cannot back out of a crime           E! Worst Thing I Ever Wore Piti-
tion. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 ring, Michael helps plan a           ful style choices, fashion fail-
L The 100 Clarke and Finn’s         V Last of the Summer Wine            heist. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              ures, everyday mistakes and
new romance is threatened;          Hobbo buys a hunting horn;           A&E Duck Dynasty Uncle Si            red carpet disasters of Holly-
Kane plan is exposed. (N) (CC)      Hobbo is concerned about Stel-       records a day in his life; Willie,   wood. (TV14)
(HD) (TV14)                         la’s anger. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         John Luke and Sadie conduct          OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better
V Keeping Up Appearances            A&E Duck Dynasty Willie wants        an impromptu tailgate. (CC)          or Worse Joseph worries that
Richard’s view of the new flat      to meet Sadie’s new boyfriend;       (HD) (TVPG)                          Leslie’s life is in danger. (CC)
differs from Hyacinth’s view.       Grandpa Phil and Uncle Si take       BRAVO Flipping Out Megan             (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Sadie on an outing. (CC) (HD)        steps in as Jeff’s executive as-     TBS Deal With It Witness Relo-
¨ Spiral (TV14)                     (TVPG)                               sistant; a client refuses to         cation: identity disguise and
± Burn Notice Michael helps         COM South Park The boys en-          raise the budget. (N) (CC) (HD)      mobsters; Beauty School Pick-
a Russian woman whose sister        list the help of a genetically en-   (TVPG)                               up: girlfriend as a wingman. (N)
is being held captive. (CC) (HD)    gineered towel. (CC) (HD)            COM Workaholics The guys cel-        (HD) (TV14)
(TV14)                              (TV14)                               ebrate their common law mar-         TLC Who the (Bleep) Did I
A&E Duck Dynasty Willie has         HALL The Middle Sue wants a          riage. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          Marry? A confession reveals a
big plans for the company’s         big celebration for her birthday;    DSC Survivorman: Bigfoot Les         betrayal. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
40th anniversary; Miss Kay          Frankie learns that Mike has         tries to find irrefutable proof of   TRUTV South Beach Tow Ber-
wants to buy a new home. (CC)       been caring for a cat. (CC) (HD)     the Sasquatch. (N) (CC) (HD)         nice drags her coworkers on a
(HD) (TVPG)                         (TVPG)                               (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)
                                    OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better                                              vengeful repo road trip; Robbie
BRAVO Million Dollar Listing                                             E! The Soup Actor Zachary            loses Kosgrove’s beloved dog.
New York Fredrik faces more         or Worse The ladies look back        Levi. (N) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    at past relationships; the guys                                           (HD) (TV14)
roadblocks; Luis has an incredi-                                         FX The Americans Philip and          TVLND The Soul Man Boyce is
ble opportunity. (N) (HD)           try to talk Richard into walking     Elizabeth both find themselves
                                    away from Keisha. (CC) (HD)                                               under pressure after being
COM South Park Randy comes                                               faced with painful turns in their    nominated for an award. (N)
up with a plan to help Stan win     (TV14)
                                                                         various missions. (N) (HD)           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
the Pinewood Derby. (CC) (HD)       TBS The Big Bang Theory Raj
                                    faces deportation if he doesn’t      (TVMA)
(TVMA)                                                                   HIST Down East Dickering
DSC Naked and Afraid Endur-
ing three weeks in the
                                    find a job; Leonard and Penny
                                    deal with Howard as a third          Tony and Codfish buy a beat-up       11 p.m.
                                    wheel. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              60s-era school bus; Yummy            ^ Modern Family The release
Malaysian rainforest. (CC) (HD)                                          makes Mitchell prove his dick-
(TV14)                              TRUTV South Beach Tow Kos-                                                of a product Phil wants coin-
                                    grove’s unusual new car draws        ering skills. (N) (CC) (HD)          cides with his birthday; Mitchell
E! Total Divas Nattie faces sur-                                         (TVPG)
gery; Nikki suspects John of ly-    some unwanted attention; the                                              wants to toughen up. (CC) (HD)
                                    new driver gets a lesson. (HD)       LIFE Bring It! The Dancing           (TVPG)
ing. (HD) (TV14)                                                         Dolls prepare to defend their ti-
HALL The Middle Sue, Axl and                                                                                  # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
                                                                         tle against local rivals; Sunjai     Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
Brick meet with Frankie and
Mike to air complaints about        10 p.m.                              competes. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                         OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better
                                                                                                              (HD)
their parenting styles. (CC) (HD)   ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)                                               $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
                                                                         or Worse Marcus is caught talk-      (CC) (HD)
(TVPG)                              (HD)                                 ing about another woman in his
HIST American Pickers A             # + (10:01) Chicago PD                                                    % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
                                                                         sleep. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
sprawling Connecticut dairy         Voight’s son may be involved         TLC Web of Deceit (Series Pre-
farm; the guys pick one of the      with a murder case, intensifying                                          (HD)
                                                                         miere) A woman hires a private       _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
biggest barns they’ve ever          tension between Antonio and          investigator after a relationship
seen. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          Voight. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                  (CC) (HD)
                                                                         that began online becomes un-        ) NOVA Biologist Charlie
LIFE Preachers’ Daughters           $ Law & Order: Criminal In-          settling. (N) (CC) (HD)
Megan ignores a punishment to       tent Goren matches wits with a                                            Crisafulli has documented the
                                                                         TNT (10:02) Castle A murder          return of plant and animal life
go on a date; Teryn answers         murderous chess grand master         investigation reveals a plot to
Chad’s proposal. (N) (CC) (HD)      when a woman is found dead in                                             to Mount St. Helens. (CC) (HD)
                                                                         kidnap a wealthy business-           (TVPG)
(TV14)                              a garbage bin. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      man’s daughter. (CC) (HD) (Part
NICK Full House Jesse wants         % CSI: Crime Scene Investi-                                               * News 10 at 11:00pm With
                                                                         1 of 2) (TVPG)                       Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
to restage a stunt to prove a       gation Contestants on a cook-
                                                                         TRUTV South Beach Tow The            Schornack. Breaking stories
point. (CC) (TVG)                   ing show accidentally eat hu-
OWN Tyler Perry’s For Better        man flesh during the competi-        Tremont family scrambles to          plus an in-depth look at local
or Worse Joseph and Leslie          tion. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               track down Kosgrove’s donk;          news, politics, investigations,
work on their relationship. (N)     _ * Nashville Rayna and              Christie makes her final deci-       sports. Chief Meteorologist
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structive novelist tries to raise   ette’s deal with Highway 65.         throws a funeral for Victoria so     + NBC Bay Area News at 11
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TVTIMES                               WEDNESDAY LATE NIGHT                                                   April 12-18, 2014                                    43


                     12 am 12:30 1 am                       1:30       2 am         2:30        3 am        3:30        4 am         4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am                                  KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)                       tion (N)    (TVPG)       gram        gram        gram         gram        loaded       Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                    Daly         Today (2:07) (CC)       Mad Money (HD)           Early Tdy News          News         News
                   Entertain- The Insid- Fast Joint Larry King Paid Pro- The Doctors (CC)                   EP Daily KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ ment Ton. er (N)             Relief      Reports gram             (HD) (TVPG)              (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5                 Fast Joint MarMad- Up to the Minute              CBS Morn- KPIX 5        KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News                    Relief      ness        (3:12) (N)               ing News News           Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)             T. Smiley BrainChange With David Perlmutter, MD               Europe      Heal Yourself: Mind Over Medicine
                   Jimmy        Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                              America ABC7            ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                                Morning News            (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)             Business Quest           Nature (N) (TVPG)       NOVA (N) (TVPG)          Your Inner Fish (N)     NOVA (TVPG)
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News                 Minute       Minute      Paid Prog. ABC World News Now (N) (CC)            Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                    Daly         Today (2:07) (CC)       Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today              Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                      Paid Prog. Pain Free Sleep Bet. Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte               Amorcito Corazón (N) Conducta Noticia 14 Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca                    Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny          There         Payne       Paternity Adam Levine                New TV Offer!            Slim Your Belly!        Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               : Chinese News at 7            Path        Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel         Job (TVG)                Genesis (TVG)           Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Rules          Raymond King/Hill Sunny                There       Justice     The Better Show (N) OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Friends Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ’Til Death Raymond Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                          FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                         Comics       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P En Otra Piel                 Camelia La Texana        Pagado      Pagado      Pagado       Pagado      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado       Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley Image              This Is Us Roadtrip Romances As Time... Keep Up Last/Wine Vicar                        The Café Revolutionaries (TVG)
               ¨ Spiral (TV14)                Spiral (TV14)            Biz Asia America        JN1 News Kazakh          CCTV Documentary Ukraine News
               ± Burn Notice (TV14) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Answers in Genesis Paid Prog. Theatre Like You Wretched Paid Prog. Aspiring Paid Prog. Biblical Vision                                      Paid Prog.
              A&E Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Paid Prog. Dog                                                Dog          Grill-Pro
              AMC Forrest Gump (10), ‘94 The Bone Collector (1:01) (R, ‘99) ›› (CC) (HD)                    Legally Blonde (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (HD)              Stooges
              ANIM Rocky Bounty Hunters River Monsters                 River Monsters          Orangutan Eden           Big Cat      Big Cat    Meerkat Meerkat
              BET Wendy Williams Show Queen Latifah (TVPG) One Mic One Mic One Mic Panther Inspiration Popoff                                   Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO Million       Flipping Out (TVPG) Million Dollar Listing Happens Married to Medicine Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Raiders of Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                           CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Worldwide Exchange (N)                                 Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Early Start                              New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid        Work.         Daily       Colbert      At Mid      Triptank Chappelle Sunny             Sunny        Sunny      Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet NBA Basketball: Warriors at Nuggets                    SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                    Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Survivorman: Bigfoot Naked and Afraid                Dual Survival (TV14) Popoff          Paid Prog. Teleworld Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea The Soup Worst                       Taxi (PG-13, ‘04) › (Queen Latifah) (HD)         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN NBA Basketball: Warriors at Nuggets                  SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 NBA Basketball             MLB Baseball: Athletics at Angels                Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Daddy         Daddy         Melissa     Melissa      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Prince                 Robison
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)            The Five (HD)            FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Restaurant: Im.             Restaurant: Im.          Diners      Diners      Save My Bakery           Iron Chef America       Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               FX Americans Fargo (12:21) (HD) (TVMA)                  The Americans (1:57) American Horror Story American Horror Story Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers              Cheers      Frasier      Frasier     Frasier      Frasier    Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST American Pickers           American Pickers         Down East Dickering Vikings (3:03) (TV14) Paid Prog. Cash Cowboys (CC) Paid Prog.
             HGTV Property Brothers           Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers              Smart Home 2014          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Bring It! (12:02) (CC) Preachers’ Daughters Bring It! (2:02) (TVPG) Bring It! (3:03) (TVPG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hate Hair?
            MSNBC All In With Chris           Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Awkward. Girl Code 2014 MTV Movie Awards (HD) (TV14)                         Clubland (TVPG)          Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG)
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TVPG) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George                   George Lopez (3:12) George            George     Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY My Best Friend’s Wedding (11:30) The Face (TVPG)                 Celebrity Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Marine       Killer Elite (R, ‘11) ›› (Jason Statham, Robert De Niro) (HD)               Jail (CC) Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (CC) (HD)
              SYFY Underworld: Rise of the Lycans The Hitcher (R, ‘07) › (Sean Bean) (HD)                   Metal       Metal        Twi. Zone Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)                Holmes       Swing Vote (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (Kevin Costner) (HD)               Married    Married      Earl
              TCM Merrily       English Without Tears (NR) ››          Metro-Story             Ben-Hur (NR, ‘25) ››› (Ramon Novarro)                         Dinner 8
              TLC Web of        Marry         Dateline: Real Life      Women of Homicide Popoff             Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT The Mentalist (12:03) The Mentalist (1:03) The Mentalist (2:03) NUMB3RS (3:03)                        Law & Order (TV14) Smallville (TVPG)
             TOON Chicken Boon                Squidbill. Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Chicken Ghost                         Squidbill. Cleveland King/Hill
             TRUTV Tow          Tow           Tow         Tow          Tow         Tow         Repo         Repo        Full Throttle Saloon Vegas Jail Paid Prog.
            TVLAND King         King          Cleveland Soul Man King              King        The Cosby Show           Cosby        3’s Comp. Roseanne Divorced
              USA NCIS: Los Angeles           NCIS: Los Angeles        Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI            Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Basketball Wives LA Black Ink Crew (TV14) Black Ink Crew (TV14) Hot 97                   La La       La La        La La      La La        La La
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. America WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Stevens Stevens Shake It ANT Farm Deck                          Deck        Wizards Wizards Deck                  Deck       Fish         Phineas
              ENC Shanghai Noon (11:45)                   Original Sin (1:40) (NR, ‘01) › (CC)              The Alamo (3:45) (PG-13) ›› (Dennis Quaid)
              HBO Game of Thrones             The Heat (1:15) (R, ‘13) ›› (HD)                 Ned Kelly (3:15) (R) ››› (HD)                    Hyde Park on Hudson
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              MAX Femme Fatales (CC) Heat (12:55) (R, ‘95) ››› (Al Pacino) (HD)                             Co-Ed Confidential 2 The History Boys (4:20) ›››
             SHOW Varsity Blues (R) (HD)                  Waiting... (1:45) (R) ›› Premiere. (HD)           Pauly Shore’s Vegas                 Secret-Success
             STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons          White House Down (1:10) (PG-13, ‘13) ››                       Closer (3:25) (R) ›››               Austin Powers
              TMC Alex Cross (11:05) › Lawless (R, ‘12) ›› (CC) (HD)                           Afghan Luke (R) (HD)                  Inescapable (4:40) (R, ‘12) ›
                 Movies                    Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                     News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                  THURSDAY MORNING                                                April 12-18, 2014                                 44

                      6 am        6:30       7 am        7:30        8 am        8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 Minute      Minute      Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today (N) (CC) (HD)                               Live With Kelly         Today (N) (CC)          Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                          Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Bay Area
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                         (CC) (TVPG)             (CC) (TVG)              Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg             Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger               Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                  Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)         ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                           Michael (N) (TVPG)      (TV14)                  News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou     Curious Cat in the Peg            Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)            News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)              News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Wendy Williams; Edie Falco. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                    News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                       Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                  Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Paid Prog. America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : DivinePlan Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China              Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)     Good Day (N) (HD)       Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal European Euro                 Good        Journal     Quadriga Journal      In Focus News           Euromaxx Journal         In Focus
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. People            Justice   Court       Justice     The Dr. Oz Show         Maury (CC) (TV14)
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                        Pagado    Gran Cine                                       A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Robison Paid Prog. Queen Latifah              Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                          Acceso      Holy Family (NR) (Tony Umez)
               R Programa Pagado           Hechos AM (6:50)                                                      El Coffee Break         Cosas de la Vida
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                            WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                Dinosaur
               ¨ After 10 France 24 Kazakh Hello                   ETV         EuroNews Newsline NHK             News        RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Bay Vista California Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible              Bible     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Space Cowboys, ‘00
               ¥ Like You Wommack J. Meyer Prince                  Robison Jenzeten The 700 Club (TVG) Health                            Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E PAIN          Paid Prog. Dog         Dog         Dog         Dog       Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Legally Blonde (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (HD)                  The Skeleton Key, ‘05
              ANIM I Shouldn’t Be Alive Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Tanked: Unfiltered
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)               Popoff      Matters     Matters   My Wife My Wife The Game The Game We the Party (HD)
            BRAVO Tabatha’s Salon Take Tabatha’s Salon Take Tabatha’s Salon Take Matchmaker                      Matchmaker              Matchmaker
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)      CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        Dukes-Hazzard
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                          Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)             Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                Wolf (N) (HD)           CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Daily            Colbert     Half Hour Commun Sunny               South Pk
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wrinkles? Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer FBI: Criminal Pursuit Motives & Murders                Disappeared (TVPG)
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kardashian                Kardashian            Kardashian              Taxi (PG-13, ‘04) › (Queen Latifah) (HD)
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)      SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                      Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC) (HD)
              FAM J. Meyer Grace           ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) (HD)                        America’s News HQ The Real Story
             FOOD Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dinner            Challenge (TVG)         Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Twin Dragons (PG-13, ‘91) ›› (HD)               Max Payne (PG-13, ‘08) › (HD)                   Pelham 123
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Secrets of Christianity Angels & Demons Decoded (CC) (TVPG)             Quest for the Lost Ark Ark of the Covenant.
             HGTV Paid Prog. Mom Cave Selling LA My First My First My First My First My First My First My First My First My First
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier              Frasier     Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                   Andrea Mitchell         Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) Girl Code Girl Code Honey (PG-13) ›› (Jessica Alba) (HD)                           Movie Awards
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                   PAW         Umizoomi Dora...        Dora...     Bubble       Bubble
              OWN The Dr. Oz Show          The Dr. Oz Show         Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY House (CC) (TVPG) Glee (CC) (TV14)               America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Prostate Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Smokey and the Bandit (PG, ‘77) ››› (HD)                           Smokey II
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Twi. Zone Killer Contact (TV14) Killer Contact (TVPG) Killer Contact (TVPG) Killer Con
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married     There       Browns Payne          Full House Prince       Prince      Prince       The Office
              TCM Dinner at Eight (5:30) ››››          The Thin Man ›››› (HD)            The Good Earth (9:15) (NR, ‘37) ›››› (Paul Muni)             Boys Twn
               TLC Kitchen Kitchen Multiples Baby                  Baby        Quints    19 Kids     19 Kids     Addiction Addiction Extreme Extreme
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (CC) (TV14) Charmed (TVPG)            Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TVPG)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Ben 10               Beyblade Pokémon Teen             Teen        Teen        Regular Regular Regular Adventure
              TRAV Tackles-Globe           No Reservation          Castles & Palaces     Castle Secrets          Castle Secrets          Secrets- Lege.
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. World’s Dumbest...          World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Griffith        Griffith    Griffith    Griffith    Griffith     Griffith
              USA Sirens        Sirens     Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI         Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music        Music       Gossip      Morning Buzz            T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TVPG)
              DISN Ella the Octonauts Chugging Mickey              Pirates     Mickey    Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia the First (TVY) Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Stealth (6:10) (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (CC)              Frankenweenie (8:15) (PG) ›››                 Hope Springs (9:50), ‘12             Shanghai
              HBO Hyde Park Edward Scissorhands (6:45) (HD)                    One Last Man of Steel (9:15) (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (HD)                      Ali
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              MAX Pure Country 2: The Gift (6:15) (PG, ‘10) (CC) The Campaign (8:10) (R, ‘12) ›› (HD)            Hell Baby (9:50) (HD)                Oblivion
             SHOW Secret-Success           Continental Divide (PG, ‘81) ›› Turner & Hooch (8:45) ›› (HD)                     Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, ‘04
             STARZ Austin       You Got Served (6:45) (PG-13) ››               Here Comes the Boom (8:25) (PG) Resident Evil: Retribution (10:15)
              TMC The Journey of August King (6:15), ‘95 ›› Agent Cody Banks 2                       W. (9:40) (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (Josh Brolin) (HD)
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                 News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                THURSDAY AFTERNOON                                                  April 12-18, 2014                                   45

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm        3:30        4 pm        4:30        5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Eco Co. Trisha Goddard              Maury (CC) (TV14)       Minute      Minute      The Dr. Oz Show          News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)           The Dr. Oz Show          News         NBC News
              $     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Butt Lift! Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU           The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful       (TV14)
                                                                   The Queen Latifah
                                                                   Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                           The People’s Court
                                                                                           (N) (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                   Judge
                                                                                                                   Judy
                                                                                                                                Judge
                                                                                                                                Judy
                                                                                                                                            KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                            News
                                                                                                                                                         CBS
                                                                                                                                                         Evening
               & Sid           Thomas Clifford         Moveable Masterpiece Classic Your Inner Fish (CC) Travel                 Newsline News            Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                             World
               _ (TVPG)                    (CC) (TVPG)             lionaire    (TVG)                               (N) (CC) (HD)            News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2014! (TVG) PBS NewsHour (N)           News         Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)           General Hospital (N) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Millionaire Jeopardy! Ellen DeGeneres                   News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (N)                 Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres              News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold        The Talk (CC) (TV14) Queen Latifah              Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p           News         CBS News
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                   Hoy (HD)                Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca            Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                           ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Spring Breezes By       Path        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hate Hair? Paid Prog. Music            Beat        Paid Prog. Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge       Bill Cunningham         The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                  Steve Harvey (N)
               @ Journal Quadriga Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal Quadriga Journal Kick Off! Arts                                          Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show The Test (CC) (TV14) Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Middle                   Middle      How I Met How I Met TMZ Live (N) (TVPG)
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)              The Test (CC) (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show          Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News                 News
               J Don Cheto                 Cine de la Tarde                                Lagrimita y Costel      Estrellas Hoy            Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                  Judge       Judge       Bill Cunningham         The Office King          King         Fam. Guy
               P Holy Family (10:30) (NR, ‘06) (Tony Umez)         Lo Mejor                Suelta la Sopa          Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                  Cuando Seas Mía         Callamos Mujeres        Grachi (TVY)             Ventaneando
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               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney            Caillou     Thomas Builder          Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur              Martha       WordGirl
               ¨ China         Euromaxx Midday (N) (TVPG)          Healthy     Sit/Be Fit Mexican Peep             Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± Space Cowboys (11), ‘00 ››› (HD)                  Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI
               ¥ Pure Pas Journey Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Ministry Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E CSI: Miami (TV14)        Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)         The First 48 (TV14)      The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC The Skeleton Key (11), ‘05 ››        The Core (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (Aaron Eckhart) (CC) (HD)                       Speed (R) ››› (HD)
              ANIM Swamp’d! Swamp’d! Gator Boys                    Finding Bigfoot         River Monsters          Railroad Alaska (CC) Last Frontier
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              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                    The Situation Room (N) (HD)         Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
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             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Nightmare Next Door Boss Hog Boss Hog Sons of Guns (TV14) Deadliest Catch: Season 9 Revealed (TV14) Naked and Afraid
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             ESPN2 SportsNation (N)        Question Question Football ESPN FC Around                   Pardon      NFL Live (N) (CC)        E:60 (HD)
              FAM 8, Rules 8, Rules Reba               Reba        Reba        Reba        Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Middle                Middle
              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto             The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report          Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Cooking Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada                                Contessa Contessa Pioneer Trisha’s
                FX The Taking of Pelham 123 (11)       Two Men Two Men Death Race (R, ‘08) ›› (Jason Statham) (HD)                          How I Met How I Met
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                   Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         Pawn        Pawn         Pawn
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Smart Home                     Income Property         Income Property         Income Property          Income Property
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG)                         Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Alex Wagner             The Ed Show (N)         PoliticsNation (N)      Hardball Matthews        All In With Chris
              MTV Movie Awards             Awkward. (TV14)         House of Food           Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code
              NICK PAW         PAW         Wally       Wally       Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dateline on OWN             Dateline on OWN         Dateline on OWN         Dateline on OWN          Dateline on OWN
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              SYFY Killer Con Jim Henson’s             Jim Henson’s            Jim Henson’s            Jim Henson’s             Ice Quake ›› (HD) (TVPG)
               TBS The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King                 King        Friends     Friends      Friends     Friends      Seinfeld
              TCM Boys Town (11:45) (NR) ›››           Goodbye, Mr. Chips (NR, ‘39) ››››               Lassie Come Home (G) ›››             Flesh and the Devil
               TLC What Not to Wear        19 Kids     19 Kids     Gypsy Wedding           Gypsy Wedding           Gypsy Wedding            Gypsy Wedding
               TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones Quarantined. Bones (CC) (TV14)            Bones (CC) (TV14)       Castle “Hunt” (TVPG) Castle (TVPG)
             TOON Adventure Adventure Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball NinjaGo NinjaGo NinjaGo NinjaGo
              TRAV Mysteries-Museum        Mysteries-Museum        Mysteries-Museum        Bizarre Foods           Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...      Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG)
            TVLAND Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Andy Griffith Show
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                                                                                                            apartment across the street.
7 p.m.                                                      Thursday                                        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                            TRUTV Impractical Jokers The
^ The Big Bang Theory                                                                                       guys go head-to-head debating
Leonard tells Penny about how                                          poration wants to buy out the        nonsense in a humiliating elimi-
he met Sheldon. (CC) (HD)                                                                                   nation challenge. (HD) (TV14)
(TVPG)                              7:30 p.m.                          firm. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                       4 30 Rock Jack tries to influ-       USA Law & Order: Special Vic-
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)         ^ The Big Bang Theory Penny        ence a congressional election        tims Unit An aspiring actress is
(HD) (TVPG)                         and Leonard experiment with        to help a candidate for the ben-     found unconscious, with drugs
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         their new relationship; Raj        efit of the network. (CC) (HD)       in her system and evidence of
% ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)           forms an unusual bond. (CC)        (TV14)                               sexual assault. (CC) (HD)
(TVPG)                              (HD) (TVPG)                        ? L The Vampire Diaries              (TV14)
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)         # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       Elena and Stefan start having
(TVG)                               $ Entertainment Tonight (N)        dreams about an alternate ver-
) Nightly Business Report           (CC) (HD)                          sion of their lives. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                            8:30 p.m.
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                 % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)         (TV14)                               # + Parks and Recreation
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        (TVPG)                             D Modern Family When Phil            April manages Andy’s schedule;
` The Big Bang Theory When          _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)           misses a call from his doctor        Donna turns to Ron for help
a mistake comes to light, Shel-     (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    with test results, he immediate-     with an ex-boyfriend. (N) (CC)
don punishes Leonard; Penny         ) Check, Please! Bay Area          ly assumes the worst. (CC)           (HD) (TVPG)
decides to confront Raj’s ex.       (CC) (HD)                          (HD) (TVPG)                          % (8:31) The Big Bang Theo-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                   ry Raj designs a scavenger
H L Two and a Half Men Ju-          (HD) (TVPG)                        ± Law & Order: Criminal In-          hunt that the gang competes
dith is pregnant with a baby        ` (7:31) The Big Bang Theo-                                             in. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                       tent A toy collector’s shooting
girl, and Alan is convinced he is   ry Raj designs a scavenger                                              4 30 Rock Jack is selective
                                                                       leads police to a society ob-
the father. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        hunt that the gang competes                                             about who receives the flu shot
V Great Performances Andrea                                            sessed with death. (CC) (HD)
                                    in. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               (TV14)                               from Dr. Spaceman. (CC) (HD)
Bocelli performs classical fa-      ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)                                                 (TV14)
vorites, pop standards and love                                        A&E The First 48 Cleveland de-
                                    (TVPG)                             tectives probe the case of a         D Modern Family Luke and
songs; with Chris Botti. (CC)       D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                              Manny’s hot-tempered basket-
(HD) (TVG)                                                             bullied teen who was shot and
                                    H L Two and a Half Men             killed outside a library. (CC)       ball coach quits during a game.
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)               Alan must see the school prin-                                          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
± Law & Order: Criminal In-                                            (HD) (TV14)
                                    cipal over a picture Jake drew.    BET Centric’s Comedy All-            ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
tent Goren matches wits with a      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                        COM Chappelle’s Show If Pres-
murderous chess grand master                                           Stars Nine of today’s hottest
                                    BET Real Husbands of Holly-        up and coming established            ident Bush had been black;
when a woman is found dead in       wood Tisha and Duane’s new                                              special guests actor Jamie Foxx
a garbage bin. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                        comics working; host Bill Bel-
                                    sitcom; Nelly and Eric Benet.      lamy. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               and musician Lil John; musical
A&E The First 48 A man is           (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                        guest Big Boi. (CC) (TV14)
dead behind the wheel on an                                            BRAVO The Millionaire Match-
                                    COM The Daily Show With Jon        maker (Season Finale) Reality-       HIST Pawn Stars Rick checks
interstate highway. (CC) (HD)       Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                out a 1956 Buick; a Neil Dia-
(TV14)                                                                 TV star NeNe Leakes asks Patti
                                    HIST Pawn Stars Alternative        to help two of her bridesmaids       mond jacket shows up in the
BET Real Husbands of Holly-         artwork for “Sgt. Pepper’s                                              shop. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
wood Kevin looks for love; Trina                                       find love. (N) (HD) (TV14)
                                    Lonely Hearts Club Band;”          COM Chappelle’s Show Paul            NICK See Dad Run David
nudges Boris to star in a musi-     Steve Carell wanders in. (CC)                                           thinks Emily is not ready to
cal. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                  Mooney as “Negrodamus”;
                                    (HD) (TVPG)                        singer Prince plays basketball;      drive when his coaching makes
BRAVO The Real Housewives           NICK Sam & Cat Cat plays a                                              her nervous. (N) (CC) (TVPG)
of Atlanta Kenya says goodbye                                          musical guest Cee-Lo. (CC)
                                    trick on Sam using a pair of       (TV14)                               TRUTV Impractical Jokers The
to a family pet; NeNe seeks                                                                                 guys trip over their own feet
                                    twins that they are a babysit-     DSC Lords of the Car Hoards
medical attention. (HD) (TV14)                                                                              selling running shoes; Murr los-
                                    ting. (CC) (HD) (TVG)              The crew rushes to fulfill
DSC Lords of the Car Hoards                                                                                 es him Mommy. (HD) (TV14)
Chuck and Rick are stranded in      TBS Family Guy Lois tries to       Chuck’s plans for building both
Mexico before a reveal. (CC)        help jog Peter’s memory after      a 1968 Dodge Charger and a
                                    he hits his head and gets am-
(HD) (TV14)
                                    nesia. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                       1970 BMW. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                       E! Secret Societies Of Holly-
                                                                                                            9 p.m.
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                  ^ H American Idol A finalist
HIST Pawn Stars A 1918 Buick        TLC America’s Worst Tattoos        wood (Series Premiere) Secret
                                    Covering up a funny guy tattoo;    society of Hollywood deal mak-       is eliminated. (N Same-day
Touring Car; a tennis racket                                                                                Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
signed by Arthur Ashe; fake         a friend’s suggestion. (CC) (HD)   ers; winners and losers. (N)
                                    (TV14)                             (HD) (TV14)                          # + (9:01) Hollywood Game
books used to smuggle guns.                                                                                 Night Contestants play games
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                       HIST Pawn Stars Corey checks
                                                                       out a Civil War era sword made       with celebrities including Wayne
LIFE Wife Swap A workaholic
swaps lives with an overprotec-
                                    8 p.m.                             by Tiffany & Co.; mementos           Brady, Lauren Cohan and
                                    ^ H Hell’s Kitchen The             from the USS Chowanoc. (CC)          Zachary Levi. (N) (CC) (HD)
tive mother. (CC) (TVPG)                                                                                    (TV14)
NICK SpongeBob SquarePants          teams must pick a team leader      (HD) (TVPG)
                                    for the next dinner service; a     NICK Instant Mom Gabby is            $ House A newborn experi-
Patrick wants to become more                                                                                ences breathing problems and
of a daredevil like Larry the       chef serves an undercooked         held for shoplifting after return-
                                    dish. (N) (CC) (HD PA) (TV14)      ing a pair of jeans with the sen-    liver failure; Cuddy asks House
Lobster. (CC) (TVY7)                                                                                        to baby-sit. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
OWN 20/20 on OWN Of two             # + Community (Season Fi-          sor still on. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                    nale) Everyone embarks on a        (TVPG)                               % (9:01) The Crazy Ones
women studying abroad in                                                                                    (Season Finale) Simon’s ex-wife
South Korea, one is murdered        mission to find Greendale’s        OWN 20/20 on OWN A sorority
                                    first dean’s old computer lab.     girl and her high school sweet-      has the final word when a cor-
and the other is accused of the                                                                             poration wants to buy out the
crime. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               heart are lost in a blizzard;
                                    % The Big Bang Theory When         they’re too high on crystal          firm. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
SPIKE Cops A male suspect is                                                                                _ * Grey’s Anatomy Mered-
arrested after selling drugs to     a mistake comes to light, Shel-    methamphetamine to tell the
                                                                                                            ith helps Cristina draft a
undercover agents. (CC) (TVPG)      don punishes Leonard; Penny        dispatcher their location. (CC)
                                                                                                            speech; Derek feels stressed;
TLC America’s Worst Tattoos         decides to confront Raj’s ex.      (HD) (TV14)                          April and Jackson are at odds.
Trading beer for a tattoo; break-   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   SPIKE Cops An “America’s             (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
ing rule number one. (CC) (HD)      _ * Grey’s Anatomy Cristina        Most Wanted” crossover hunts         ` (9:01) NCIS The Coast
(TV14)                              won’t let herself get excited      wanted criminals. (CC) (TV14)        Guard Investigative Service
TNT Castle Beckett and Castle       when she is nominated for a        TBS Family Guy Brian starts          works with the team when an
discover giant footprints at the    Harper Avery award. (CC) (HD)      tailing Meg for research when        explosion occurs on an oil rig.
site of a vicious murder. (CC)      (TV14)                             he gets a job writing about the      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(HD) (TVPG)                         ) Bee Gees: One Night Only         average American girl. (CC)          ? L Reign Mary’s brother
TRUTV World’s Dumbest...            The trio performs some of its      (HD) (TV14)                          wants her to return to Scot-
Base jumpers; bull riders;          hits, with an appearance by        TLC My Big Fat American Gyp-         land; Lola is suspicious of Lord
tightrope walkers. (HD) (TV14)      singer Celine Dion, in Las Ve-     sy Wedding A double gypsy            Julien’s motives. (N) (CC) (HD)
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       gas. (CC) (HD) (TVG)               wedding; America’s first gypsy       (TV14)
tims Unit A woman claims self-      ` (8:01) The Crazy Ones            rapper. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
defense after killing her attack-   (Season Finale) Simon’s ex-wife    TNT Castle Castle believes he
er. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                has the final word when a cor-     witnesses a murder in the               Continued on next page
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D The Big Bang Theory Penny         that her seemingly contented       H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)         birthday party amid rumors of
and Leonard experiment with         parents are miserable. (CC)        (TVPG)                              downsizing. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
their new relationship; Raj         (HD) (TVPG)                        L KPIX 5 News on the CW             COM Tosh.0 (CC) (HD) (TV14)
forms an unusual bond. (CC)         USA Law & Order: Special Vic-      (N) (HD)                            TBS The Big Bang Theory After
(HD) (TVPG)                         tims Unit Stabler notices that     ¨ Unit One Detective Fisch-         being humiliated on the radio,
V The Blood Sugar Solution          Benson is bonding with Calvin,     er’s dealings with the police       Sheldon vows to destroy Krip-
10-Day Detox Diet Dr. Mark Hy-      the young boy left in her care.    are strained. (N) (TV14)            ke. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
man presents a step-by-step         (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   ± Criminal Minds Gideon,            TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A
process for ending food addic-                                         Hotchner and their team inves-      client’s misplaced anger; a bio-
tion and obesity. (CC) (HD)                                            tigate a series of murders. (CC)    mechanical panel request. (CC)
(TVG)                               9:30 p.m.                          (HD) (TV14)                         (HD) (TV14)
¨ Unit One Ingrid and the           ^ H Surviving Jack Frankie         A&E Beyond Scared Straight A        TRUTV Impractical Jokers Joe,
squad continue their investiga-     is disappointed his crush has      12-year-old genius learns a         Sal, Q and Murr must think on
tion. (N) (TV14)                    another date to homecoming;        thing or two after he enters        their feet at a podiatrist’s of-
± Law & Order: Criminal In-         Rachel protests a school policy.   Georgia’s Dougherty County          fice. (HD) (TV14)
tent The murder of a correc-        (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)               Jail. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
tions officer leads detectives to                                      BRAVO Million Dollar Listing
a ring of abusive prison guards.
                                    ) Brit Floyd: Live at Red
                                    Rocks Tribute to the album         New York Ryan takes on anoth-       11 p.m.
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    “The Dark Side Of The Moon.”       er, less attractive apartment;      ^ Modern Family Luke and
A&E The First 48 Cleveland po-      (HD) (TVG)                         Luis tries to get Todd into         Manny’s hot-tempered basket-
lice detectives search for the                                         shape. (HD) (TV14)                  ball coach quits during a game.
                                    D The Big Bang Theory
gunmen who killed a store                                              COM Review Critic Forrest           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
clerk. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         Leonard tells Penny about how
                                    he met Sheldon. (CC) (HD)          MacNeil reviews real-life experi-   # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
BRAVO The Millionaire Match-                                           ences that include revenge and      Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
maker Reality-TV star NeNe          (TVPG)
                                    FX (9:31) Anger Management         getting rich quick. (N) (CC) (HD)   (HD)
Leakes asks Patti to help two                                          (TV14)                              $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
of her bridesmaids find love.       A drunk Jordan makes out with
                                    a prisoner. (N) (HD) (TV14)        DSC Fast N’ Loud Drivers are        (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TV14)                                                            unable to control vehicles; a       % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
COM South Park Cartman              HALL The Middle Frankie is in-
                                    spired by a pastor who wants       hot-rodder catches his engine       Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
freezes himself because he is                                          on fire. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           (HD)
impatient about a new gaming        people to fulfill their own des-
                                    tiny. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             E! Total Divas Nattie faces sur-    _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
device being released. (CC)                                            gery; Nikki suspects John of ly-    (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TV14)                         HBO Silicon Valley Richard and
                                                                       ing. (HD) (TV14)                    ) Easy Yoga: The Secret to
DSC Fast N’ Loud Richard tries      Erlich discover that they must                                         Strength and Balance With
                                    deliver a viable business plan;    HBO Game of Thrones Tyrion
to quickly flip cars in order to                                       helps Jaime; Joffrey and Mar-       Peggy Cappy Yoga helps peo-
buy back the first car he and       Gilfoyle and Dinesh prove to be                                        ple increase strength and mo-
                                    essential to the company. (CC)     gaery host a breakfast; Stannis
Aaron built together. (CC) (HD)                                        loses patience with Davos;          bility at any age. (CC) (HD)
(TV14)                              (HD) (TVMA)                                                            (TVG)
                                                                       Ramsey finds a purpose for his
E! Total Divas When Summer          HIST Pawn Stars (CC) (TVPG)                                            * News 10 at 11:00pm With
                                                                       pet. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
Rae flirts with Daniel Bryan,       TBS The Big Bang Theory Shel-      HIST Vikings Princess Aslaug’s      Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
Brie is jealous. (HD) (TV14)        don tries to make peace when       latest prophecy comes to            Schornack. Breaking stories
FX Saint George George kicks        Leonard and Penny argue. (CC)      fruition as she readies to give     plus an in-depth look at local
Alma out of his house, but          (HD) (TVPG)                        birth once more. (N) (CC) (HD)      news, politics, investigations,
misses her. (N) (HD) (TV14)         TRUTV Impractical Jokers           (TV14)                              sports. Chief Meteorologist
HALL The Middle Brick takes a       Three years of embarrassing        OWN Lindsay Lindsay receives        Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
newspaper delivery job in order     each other; bonus footage of       backlash for her co-hosting of a    casts. (N) (CC)
to earn money for night vision      favorite moments. (N) (HD)         Halloween party; her tardiness      + NBC Bay Area News at 11
goggles. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           (TV14)                             to a magazine cover shoot           (N) (HD)
HBO Veep Selina and her team                                           threatens its completion; Lind-     ` Late Show With David Let-
go on a ride-along with the                                                                                terman Actor Billy Crystal; actor
Coast Guard; Gary questions         10 p.m.                            say’s interviewed for her moth-
                                                                       er’s autobiography. (HD) (TV14)     Tony Hale; LiV Warfield per-
his role; Jonah’s new political     ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)        SHOW (10:15) Nurse Jackie A         forms; a Top Ten List presented
blog causes trouble. (CC) (HD)      (HD)                               strong-willed, but flawed, emer-    by Kwasi Enin. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(TVMA)                              # + Parenthood (Season Fi-         gency room nurse keeps her          4 Cheaters Chris finds out
HIST Pawn Stars (CC) (TVPG)         nale) Adam and Crosby talk         hospital balanced. (CC) (HD)        about his boyfriend’s leisure
NICK Full House Joey’s new as-      about their childhood; Amber                                           activities. (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                       (TVMA)
sertiveness alienates Jesse.        struggles with letting Ryan go.                                        ? CW31 News (N)
                                                                       TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A
(CC) (TVG)                          (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                   D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
OWN 20/20 on OWN Neil En-                                              pink elephant tattoo; a back
                                    $ House House chooses a            tattoo in a bad location. (N)       H L The Arsenio Hall Show
twistle boarded a plane for Lon-    third-year medical student when                                        (CC) (HD) (TV14)
don while his wife and infant                                          (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    Cuddy forces him to hire a fe-     TNT (10:02) Castle When             V Earth Songs The planet’s
lay dead in the couple’s bed.       male team member. (CC) (HD)                                            scenic beauty and wildlife are
(N) (HD) (TV14)                                                        Beckett steps on a pressure-
                                    (TVPG)                             sensitive bomb, the team            explored, from Chile to New
SPIKE iMPACT Wrestling (N)                                                                                 Zealand. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    % (10:01) NCIS The Coast           searches for a way to save her.
                                    Guard Investigative Service        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
TBS The Big Bang Theory Shel-                                                                              ± Criminal Minds The team
don teaches Leonard about           works with the team when an        TRUTV Impractical Jokers The
                                    explosion occurs on an oil rig.    guys put their green thumbs to      profiles a bank robber who
football; kite-fighting threatens                                                                          makes victims undress. (CC)
Howard and Raj’s friendship.        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   the test. (HD) (TV14)
                                    _ * Scandal (Season Finale)        TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          (HD) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                           A&E (11:01) Beyond Scared
TLC My Big Fat American Gyp-        The candidates fight to gain       mond When someone sneezes
                                    votes on election day; Olivia      on Ray, he fears he is going to     Straight A 14-year-old girl
sy Wedding Meeting for the                                                                                 erupts in rage during her stint
first time on their wedding day;    considers Maya’s motives. (N)      come down with something
                                    (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   dreadful. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          in a Virginia jail. (CC) (HD)
a rodeo star hopes to earn a                                                                               (TV14)
college scholarship. (N) (CC)       ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)           USA Sirens (N) (CC) (HD)
                                    (HD)                               (TV14)                              BRAVO Watch What Happens:
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TNT (9:01) Castle While Beck-       4 Community Jeff tries to ne-
                                    gotiate a truce over a disagree-                                       COM The Daily Show With Jon
etts protects a charming billion-                                      10:30 p.m.                          Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)
aire, she reflects on her rela-     ment about pillows and blan-
                                                                                                           DSC Rods N’ Wheels: Rustora-
tionship with Castle. (CC) (HD)     kets. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2)      4 Community The study group         tion Junior’s newest client may
(TVPG)                              (TV14)                             thinks about its best times;        cost the shop money. (N) (CC)
TRUTV Impractical Jokers The        ? The Middle A store clerk         Troy’s pet monkey reappears         (HD) (TVPG)
most uncomfortable, most em-        makes an assumption that           briefly. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           E! Chelsea Lately Michael Yo;
barrassing, most humiliating        leaves Frankie feeling humiliat-   ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         Loni Love; Matt Braunger;
and most outrageous. (HD)           ed. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               D Seinfeld Jerry can’t get his      Brooklyn Decker. (N) (HD)
(TV14)                              D Seinfeld George hopes to         masseuse girlfriend to give him     (TV14)
TVLND (9:24) Everybody Loves        meet women at a bookstore          a massage. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Raymond While celebrating           where Jerry spots Uncle Leo        L The Office Michael tries to
Thanksgiving, Debra discovers       shoplifting. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      raise employee morale with a           Continued on next page
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                ^                 Family     Theory      Theory (CC) (TV14)             Idol (CC) Jack (N) (CC) (HD)                   Family      (TVPG)
                   KCRA 3         News       Access             Communi- Parks and Hollywood Game
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                # Reports                    Hollywood (TVPG)   ty (N)      Recreation Night (9:01) (N) (TV14) tiac” (N) (CC) (TVPG)               Show
                   KRON 4 Evening                               KRON 4 News at 8 (N) House Cuddy asks
                                             The Insid- Entertain-                                             House “Office Politics” News        Inside Edi-
                $ News (5) (N) (CC)          er (N)             (CC) (HD)
                                                         ment Ton.                      House to baby-sit.     (CC) (TVPG)                         tion (N)
                   KPIX 5 News at 6pm        Family      Judge  Big Bang Big Bang The Crazy Ones (9:01) NCIS (10:01) “Oil &            KPIX 5      Late Show
                % (N) (HD)                   Feud               Theory
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                   PBS NewsHour (N)          The This Old House Golden      Golden      Foyle’s War “War       Albert King With Stevie Ray         KVIE Arts
                & (CC) (HD)                  Hour (N) (CC) (TVG)Parks       Parks       Games” (CC) (TVPG) Vaughan in Session (CC) (TVG) Showcase
                   ABC7 News 6:00PM          Jeopardy! Wheel of Grey’s Anatomy “I’m Grey’s Anatomy “Go It Scandal (N) (CC)             ABC7        Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)              (N) (TVG) Fortune  Winning” (CC) (TV14) Alone” (N) (TV14)         (TV14)                  News        Kimmel
                   PBS NewsHour (CC)         Nightly     Check, Bee Gees: One Night Only Las Ve- Brit Floyd: Live at Red Rocks         Easy Yoga: The Secret
                ) (HD)                       Business Please!   gas concert. (CC) (TVG)             “The Dark Side Of The Moon.”       to Strength
                   News 10 Inside Edi-       Jeopardy! Wheel of Grey’s Anatomy “I’m Grey’s Anatomy “Go It Scandal (N) (CC)             News        Jimmy
                * at 6:00pm tion (N)         (N) (TVG) Fortune  Winning” (CC) (TV14) Alone” (N) (TV14)         (TV14)                              Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News         Extra (N) Access   Communi- Parks and Hollywood Game              Parenthood “The Pon- Bay Area Tonight
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)         (TVPG)             ty (N)
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                   News       Entertain-     Big Bang Big Bang  The Crazy Ones (8:01) NCIS (9:01) “Oil & Wa- CBS 13 News at 10p Late Show With David
                `             ment Ton.      Theory      Theory (N) (CC) (TV14)         ter” (TVPG)            (N) (HD)                Letterman (TVPG)
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                   The Mid- Engage-          Family      Family The Vampire Diaries Reign “No Exit” (N)        The Mid- The Insid- CW31            Entertain-
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                D Minute (N) Minute (N)      News        (TVPG) Family      Family      Theory      Theory     (TVPG)       (TVPG)     (HD)
                   FOX 40     TMZ (N)        Two and a Two and aHell’s Kitchen (N)      American Surviving FOX 40 News (N) (CC) The Arsenio Hall
                H News        (TVPG)         Half Men Half Men  (CC) (TV14)             Idol (CC) Jack (N) (TVPG)                      Show (CC) (TV14)
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                R Azteca Azteca                                 co                      Ser                                            Azteca      Caliente
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                V Kratts      Business love songs. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                      (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                (HD) (TVG)
                Z Big Bang Big Bang Mod Fam Mod Fam House (CC) (TV14) House (CC) (TVPG) News                                The Office The Office How I Met
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                ≤ El Chavo (TVG)         Vivan los Niños (N) Open Water 2: Adrift (R, ‘06) (HD)                La Viuda Negra (N)      Contacto Deportivo
                   The 700 Club (CC)     Building a 7th St.     Hannah People           The Bible Comes to James Ro- Paid Pro- Camp Meeting (TVPG)
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    FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)                  SHOW Penn & Teller: Bulls...!         the city. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2)     _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel
    (TVG)                                       Regulation of legalized prostitu-     (TVPG)                                Live (CC) (HD) (TV14)
    HALL Frasier Sam Malone (Ted                tion in several Nevada coun-          USA Modern Family Things go           4 ABC7 News on KOFY
    Danson) visits Frasier the day              ties. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                awry when Jay takes Phil out to       11:30PM (N) (CC)
    after Sam was supposed to be                SPIKE Ink Master (CC) (HD)            fly his new model plane; Gloria       ? Entertainment Tonight (N)
    married. (CC) (TVPG)                        (TV14)                                takes Alex dress shopping. (CC)       (CC) (HD)
    HBO Taxicab Confessions: New                TBS Conan (N) (CC) (HD)               (HD) (TVPG)                           COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-
    York, New York Part 3 City pas-             (TV14)                                                                      port (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
    sengers reveal secrets to cab-
    drivers. (CC) (TVMA)
                                                TLC My Big Fat American Gyp-
                                                sy Wedding Meeting for the
                                                                                      11:30 p.m.                            E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                            HALL Frasier Snoopy Frasier
    HIST (11:02) Vikings Princess               first time on their wedding day;      ^ Seinfeld Jerry can’t get his        glimpses Daphne in the buff.
    Aslaug’s latest prophecy comes                                                    masseuse girlfriend to give him
                                                a rodeo star hopes to earn a                                                (CC) (TVPG)
    to fruition as she readies to                                                     a massage. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                college scholarship. (CC) (HD)                                              NICK (11:36) Friends Ross’
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    (TV14)                                      (TV14)                                                                      pet monkey is on the lam after
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    a rematch. (CC) (TVPG)                      Naval officer, is asked to head       $ Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)        SHOW Californication A self-de-
    OWN 20/20 on OWN A sorority                 up an elite police task force.        (TVPG)                                structive novelist tries to raise
    girl and her high school sweet-             (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      % (11:35) Late Show With              his daughter. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
    heart are lost in a blizzard;               TRUTV Killer Karaoke (HD)             David Letterman Actor Billy           TVLND The King of Queens
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    methamphetamine to tell the                 TVLND The King of Queens              Warfield performs; a Top Ten          not get rid of her apartment in
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              A&E (TV14)                    (TV14)                    teen is murdered.          (HD) (TVPG)             Straight (N) (TV14)       Straight (11:01) (TV14)
                    Speed (4:30) (R, ‘94) Forrest Gump (PG-13, ‘94) ›››› (Tom Hanks) An innocent man en- Forrest Gump (10:01) (PG-13, ‘94) ››››
              AMC ››› (HD)                  ters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC) (HD)                            (Tom Hanks, Robin Wright) (CC) (HD)
                    Ice Cold Gold: After Ice Cold Gold (N) (HD) Ice Cold Gold: After Ice Cold Gold “Point of Alaska: The Last                      Railroad Alaska “The
              ANIM the Thaw (N) (TVPG) (TVPG)                         the Thaw (TVPG)            No Return” (TVPG)       Frontier (CC) (TVPG) Beast” (CC)
                    106 & Park (N) (CC) Husbands- Husbands- Centric’s Comedy All-Stars Nine of today’s                   B.A.P.S (PG-13, ‘97) › (Halle Berry, Martin Lan-
               BET (HD) (TVPG)              Ho.           Ho.         hottest comics. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   dau) (CC)
                    The Millionaire Match- The Real Housewives The Millionaire Match- The Millionaire Match- Million Dollar Listing What Hap- Sister Act
            BRAVO maker (TV14)              of Atlanta (TV14)         maker (N) (TV14)           maker (TV14)            New York (TV14)           pens         (PG) ››
                    Reba        Reba        Reba          Reba        Paul Blart: Mall Cop (PG, ‘09) ›› (Kevin           FNA USA “Keg Stand FNA USA (HD) (TV14)
              CMT (TVG)         (TVPG)      (TVPG)        (TVPG)      James, Jayma Mays) (HD)                            Granny” (N) (HD)
             CNBC American Greed            American Greed            The Profit “Key Lime” Money Talks                  American Greed            Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
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              CNN Wings” (HD)               the Yards” (N) (HD)       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           Wings” (HD)             the Yards” (HD)           Files        Files
                    South       Tosh.0      Colbert       Daily       Chappelle Chappelle South Park Cartman Review (N) Tosh.0                     Daily        Colbert
              COM Park (5:58) (6:29)        Report        Show        Show          Show         freezes himself. (TV14) (TV14)        (TV14)      Show         Report
                    SportsNet SaberCats SportsTalk Live               Inside the MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at San               SportsNet SportsTalk Live
            CSNBA Central (N) Weekly                                  Clubhouse Francisco Giants. (HD)                                 Central (N)
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                    30 for 30 (5) (N) (HD) Bad Boys Remix (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Olbermann (N) (HD) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN                           (HD)                      (HD) (Live)                (Live)                  (HD) (Live)               (HD) (Live)
                    College Softball Texas at Oklahoma. (N) (HD) NFL Live (CC) (HD)              SportsCenter (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) NASCAR Olbermann
             ESPN2 (Live)                                                                        (HD) (Live)             (CC) (HD) (Live)          Now (N) (N) (CC)
                    The Mid- The Mid- A Cinderella Story (PG, ‘04) ›› (Hilary Duff, Sydney White (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Amanda                           The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM dle (TVPG) dle (TVPG) Jennifer Coolidge) (HD)                                  Bynes, Sara Paxton) (HD)                          (HD) (TVG)
              FNC The Kelly File (N)        Hannity (N) (HD)          The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File (HD)            Hannity (HD)              Greta Van Susteren
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)             Chopped (TVG)             America’s Best Cook Chopped Canada (N) Beat Flay Beat Flay Diners                         Diners
                    Two and a Two and a Bad Teacher (R, ‘11) ›› (Cameron Diaz, Justin Saint                  Anger       Bad Teacher (10:02) (R, ‘11) ›› (Cameron
                FX Half Men Half Men Timberlake) (HD)                                            George (N)              Diaz, Justin Timberlake) (HD)
              HALL The Waltons (TVG)        The Waltons (TVG)         The Waltons (TVG)          Middle      Middle      Frasier       Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
              HIST Pawn         Pawn        Pawn          Pawn        Pawn          Pawn         Pawn        Pawn        Vikings (N) (TV14)        Vikings (11:02) (TV14)
                    Income Property Visit- Hunters House              Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- House                    Hunters A Sale of Two Cities
             HGTV ing family in Australia. Int’l          Hunters dict (TVG) dict (TVG) dict (TVG) dict (TVG) Hunters Int’l                        (N) (CC) (TVG)
                    Wife Swap               Wife Swap Workaholic; The Ugly Truth (R, ‘09) › (Katherine Heigl, Ger- Fool’s Gold (PG-13, ‘08) › (Matthew Mc-
              LIFE “West/Grimes” (CC)       overprotective.           ard Butler) (CC) (HD)                              Conaughey, Kate Hudson) (CC) (HD)
            MSNBC Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                    All In With Chris          Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                  Hardball Matthews
                    Teen Mom 2 (TVPG)                     Teen Mom 2 Recount- The Challenge: Free Agents “Live The Challenge: Free Agents Close The Chal-
              MTV                                         ing the season.           Free or Die” (TV14)                  friends fight. (N) (TV14)              lenge
                    Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Sam & Cat Instant                       See Dad Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends                 Friends
              NICK Bob          Bob         Bob           (TVG)       Mom (N) Run (N) (TVG)                  (TVG)       (TVG)         (TVG)       (TVPG)       (11:36)
              OWN 20/20 on OWN (TV14) 20/20 on OWN (TV14) 20/20 on OWN (TV14) 20/20 on OWN (N)                           Lindsay (TV14)            20/20 on OWN (TV14)
              OXY Titanic (PG-13, ‘97) ›››› (Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)                                            Titanic (PG-13) ›››› (Leonardo DiCaprio)
                    Cops        Cops        Cops          Cops        Cops          Cops         iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)             Ink Master “Ink Master
             SPIKE (TV14)       (TV14)      (TVPG)        (TVPG)      (TV14)        (TVPG)                                                         Explosion” (TV14)
                    Ice Quake The Day After Tomorrow (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Dennis Quaid, Red Riding Hood (PG-13) › (Amanda Seyfried) Premiere. Red: Were-
              SYFY (4:30) (PG) Jake Gyllenhaal) (HD)                                             A woman suspects someone close to her is a werewolf.           wolf
                    Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family                 Family        Family       Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) (CC) (HD)
               TBS (TVPG)       (TVPG)      (TVPG)        Guy (CC) Guy              Guy          Theory      Theory      Theory        Theory      (TV14)
              TCM Flesh and the Devil Grand Hotel (NR, ‘32) ›››› (Greta Garbo)                   Mutiny on the Bounty (NR, ‘35) ››››               Ninotchka (11:15) (NR)
                    My Big Fat American Worst Tat- Worst Tat- My Big Fat American My Big Fat American Worst Tat- Worst Tat- My Big Fat American
               TLC Gypsy Wedding (CC) toos                toos        Gypsy Wedding (CC) Gypsy Wedding (N) toos                        toos        Gypsy Wedding (CC)
                    Castle “The Wild        Castle “The Fast and Castle “The Lives of            Castle (9:01) (CC)      Castle (10:02) “Still”    Hawaii Five-0 (11:03)
               TNT Rover” (TVPG)            the Furriest” (TVPG)      Others” (TVPG)             (TVPG)                  (CC) (TVPG)               “Pilot” (TV14)
                    Clarence Uncle          Teen Ti- Johnny           King of       King of      Cleveland Cleveland American Family               American Family
             TOON (TVPG)        Grandpa tans Go! Test (CC) the Hill                 the Hill     Show        Show        Dad (CC) Guy (CC) Dad (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Mysteries at the Mu- Hotel Secrets & Leg- Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu- Hotel Secrets & Leg- Mysteries at the Mu-
              TRAV seum (N) (TVPG)          ends (CC) (TVPG)          seum (CC) (TVPG)           seum (CC) (TVPG)        ends (CC) (TVPG)          seum (CC) (TVPG)
             TRUTV Killer Karaoke (TV14) World’s Dumbest...           Jokers        Jokers       Jokers      Jokers      Jokers        Jokers      Killer Karaoke (TV14)
                    Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Island (8:12) Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- The King The King
            TVLAND fith Show fith Show Island             Island      (CC) (HD) (TVG)            mond        mond        mond          mond        of Queens of Queens
                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Sirens (N) Modern                          Modern       Modern
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) (TV14)                               Family      Family       Family
                    100 Greatest Songs of Ghostbusters (PG, ‘84) ››› (Bill Murray) Ghost fighters            Ghostbusters II (PG) ›› (Bill Murray) A long-dead
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               $ ment Ton. er (N)          (HD)                    gram         (HD) (TVPG)              (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5             Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Up to the Minute             CBS Morn- KPIX 5         KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News                gram         gram        (3:12) (N)              ing News News            Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)          T. Smiley Super Brain With Dr. Rudy Tanzi Drop 7 Foods, Feel Better Fast                          Grand Canyon
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                           America ABC7             ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                            Morning News             (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)          Business Check          Bee Gees: One Night Only (TVG) Brit Floyd: Live at Red Rocks              Yoga-Secret
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Minute      Minute       Paid Prog. ABC World News Now (N) (CC)           Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)        Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today              Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                  Paid Prog. Pain Free Focus T25 Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte            Amorcito Corazón (N) Conducta Noticia 14 Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca                    Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny         There       Payne       Paternity Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               : Chinese News at 7         Path        Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel         Corinthians (TVG)       Deuteronomy (TVG) Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Rules         Raymond King/Hill Sunny             There        Justice     The Better Show         OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Raymond Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ’Til Death Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                       FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                      Comics       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P En Otra Piel              Camelia La Texana       Pagado       Pagado      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado       Pagado      Pagado      Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley Quest           Great Performances (CC) (HD) (TVG)               The Blood Sugar Solution 10-Day Detox Diet Earth Songs (TVG)
               ¨ Unit One (TV14)           Unit One (TV14)         Biz Asia America         NHK Programming (N) CCTV             European Ukraine News
               ± Criminal Minds (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Camp Meeting (11)         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Marriage: Bettr            Paid Prog. A Time for Paid Prog. Biblical        Paid Prog. I Speak
              A&E The First 48 (12:01) The First 48 (1:01)         Beyond Scared            Beyond Scared           Paid Prog. Dog           Dog         Paid Prog.
              AMC Forrest Gump (10:01) Friday Night Lights (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (HD)                         Game of Arms (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)           Stooges
              ANIM Last Frontier           IGC After               Ice Cold Gold (TVPG) Orangutan Eden              Big Cat      Big Cat     Meerkat Meerkat
              BET Wendy Williams Show Queen Latifah (TVPG) Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club (R) (The Game) BET Inspiration (TVG)                           Popoff
            BRAVO Sister Act (11:30) (PG, ‘92) ››      Men in Black (PG-13, ‘97) ›››, Will Smith         Fashion Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                         CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Mad Money (HD)             Fast Money (HD)          Amer. Greed             Amer. Greed              Amer. Greed
              CNN Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Early Start                           New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid       Tosh.0      Daily       Colbert     At Mid       Review      Key          Sunny      Sunny        Sunny       Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants. (HD)               SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Car Hoards                   Car Hoards               Focus T25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea Secret Societies Of Chelsea The Soup Chrisley Chrisley Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 Olbermann Football SportsNation (CC)            Olbermann (CC)           Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince       Prince      Prince      Prince      Paid Prog. Grill-Pro The 700 Club (TVG) Paid Prog. America Prince                     Robison
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)         The Five (HD)           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped Canada           Beat Flay Beat Flay Diners           Diners      America’s Best Cook Cakes            Cakes       Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               FX Saint        Anger       Fargo (1:02) (HD) (TVMA)             Wilfred     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers           Cheers      Frasier      Frasier    Frasier      Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Vikings (2:01) (TV14) Vikings (3:03) (TV14) Paid Prog. Cash Cowboys (CC) Paid Prog.
             HGTV Rehab        Rehab       Hunters Hunt Intl A Sale of Two Cities Rehab                  Rehab      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE The Ugly Truth (12:02) (R, ‘09) › (HD)          Fool’s Gold (2:02) (PG-13, ‘08) › (HD)           Meals!       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            MSNBC All In With Chris        Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Challenge House of Food              Teen Mom 2 (TVPG)                    Clubland (TVPG)         Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG)
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TVPG) Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George                George Lopez (3:12) George           George      Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY Titanic (10) (PG-13, ‘97) ››››                   The Face (TVPG)          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Cops        Cops        Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (CC) Jail (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. PAIN
              SYFY Red: Werewolf Hunter (11:30), ‘10 Wolvesbayne (NR) (Jeremy London) (HD)               Hybrid (NR) (Justine Bateman) (HD) (TV14)       Twi. Zone
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)             Holmes      The Mexican (R, ‘01) ›› (Brad Pitt) (HD)                      Married     Married     Earl
              TCM Ninotchka (11:15) (NR) Marie Antoinette (1:15) (NR, ‘38) ››› (Norma Shearer) (CC)                 The Philadelphia Story (NR, ‘40) ››››
              TLC Tattoos Tattoos Gypsy Wedding                    Tattoos      Tattoos     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Hawaii Five-0 (12:03) CSI: NY (1:03) (TV14) CSI: NY (2:03) (TV14) CSI: NY (3:03) (TV14) CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) Smallville (TVPG)
             TOON Event        Check       Delocated Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Event                    Ghost        Delocated Cleveland King/Hill
             TRUTV Jokers      Jokers      Jokers      Jokers      Jokers       Jokers      Killer Karaoke (TV14) Full Throttle Saloon Vegas Jail Paid Prog.
            TVLAND King        King        Cleveland Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne The Cosby Show                      Cosby        3’s Comp. Roseanne Divorced
              USA Law & Order: SVU         Sirens      Sirens      House (CC) (TV14)        House (CC) (TV14)       Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Point Break (R, ‘91) ››› (Patrick Swayze) (HD)               Private Parts (R, ‘97) ››› (Howard Stern) (HD)               I’m Married to A...
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good        Shake It ANT Farm Deck               Deck        Wizards Wizards Deck                 Deck        Fish        Phineas
              ENC Jurassic Park (11:45), ‘93 ›››                   Fled (R, ‘96) ›› (CC)                 The Rookie (3:40) (R, ‘90) ›› (CC)              Untamed
              HBO Silicon      VICE        The Faculty ›› Premiere. (HD)                    Pavement (2:50) (HD)                 Maria Full of Grace (4:25) ›››
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              MAX Life on Top Feature 7: Back on Top (12:05)       Cinderella Man (1:55) (PG-13) ››› (HD)                        Notes on a Scandal (4:25) ›››
             SHOW Nrs Jackie Dark Skies ›› (HD)                    Frankenstein’s Army (2:15) (R)        Beaches (3:45) (PG-13) ›› Premiere. (HD)
             STARZ Phone Bth After Earth (12:40) (PG-13, ‘13) ›                 Blade (2:25) (R, ‘98) ›› (CC)                    Mortal Instruments
              TMC Lincoln Rescue Dawn (12:40) (PG-13, ‘06) ››› (HD)                         Dog Pound (2:50) (HD)                Enduring Love (R) (HD)
                 Movies                 Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                       FRIDAY MORNING                                              April 12-18, 2014                                  51

                      6 am        6:30        7 am        7:30       8 am         8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  Minute      Minute       Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today (N) (CC) (HD)                                Live With Kelly          Today (N) (CC)          Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                            Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Bargains
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                 Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                          (CC) (TVPG)              (CC) (TVG)              Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg              Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger                Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                   Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)          ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                            Michael (N) (TVPG)       (TV14)                  News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou     Curious Cat in the Peg             Dinosaur Clifford        Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)             News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)               News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Paul Bettany; Rebecca Hall; Jeff Musial. (N) (CC) (HD)                                         News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                        Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                    Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Paid Prog. America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Airbrush Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China               Paid Prog. Hate Hair? J. Meyer Paid Prog. Focus T25 Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)      Good Day (N) (HD)        Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal People            Euro        Kick off! Journal       World Sto Journal      In Focus News            Euromaxx Journal         Global
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Butt Lift! Paid Prog. People            Justice    Court       Justice      The Dr. Oz Show         Maury (CC) (TV14)
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                        Pagado     Gran Cine                                        A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Robison Paid Prog. Queen Latifah               Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                            Acceso      Mary (NR, ‘12) (HD)
               R Programa Pagado           Hechos AM (6:50)                                                        El Coffee Break         Cosas de la Vida
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               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                             WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                 Dinosaur
               ¨ Newsweek France 24 Kazakh Hello                   ETV         EuroNews Newsline NHK               News        RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Key/David Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Zula Patrl Guess-             Dinosaurs To School Friend           Babar       Monk (CC) (TVPG)
               ¥ Paid Prog. Wommack J. Meyer Prince                Robison Grace          The 700 Club (TVG) Health                        Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog            Dog         Dog         Dog        Beyond Scared            Beyond Scared           Beyond Scared
              AMC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bridget Jones’s Diary (9:15) (R) Premiere. (HD)                     Friday
              ANIM I’m Alive (TVPG)        Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Tanked: Unfiltered
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                           Matters     Matters    In the Hive (R, ‘11) (Michael Clarke Duncan) (CC) (HD)
            BRAVO Crossroads (PG-13, ‘02) › (Britney Spears)       The Fighting Temptations (PG-13, ‘03) ››                    Men in Black (PG-13, ‘97) ›››
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        Dukes-Hazzard
             CNBC Amer. Greed              Amer. Greed             Amer. Greed            American Greed           American Greed          American Greed
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                  Wolf (N) (HD)           CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. PAIN          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Daily          Colbert      Commun Chappelle Sunny               South Pk
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Meals!                         Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                  Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer FBI: Criminal Pursuit Motives & Murders                  Disappeared (TVPG)
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kardashian                Kardashian             Kardashian               Kardashian              Secret Societies Of
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                       Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC) (HD)
              FAM J. Meyer Paid Prog. ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) (HD)                          America’s News HQ The Real Story
             FOOD Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Big Daddy The Kitchen (TVG)                 Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Forgotten (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (HD)               The One (PG-13, ‘01) › (Jet Li)                  Knowing ›› (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST PAIN         Paid Prog. Secrets of Christianity Bible Secrets          Bible Secrets            Bible Secrets           Bible Secrets
             HGTV Paid Prog. White Room                Curb App’l Curb App’l Curb App’l Curb App’l Curb App’l Curb App’l Curb App’l Curb App’l Curb App’l
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier               Frasier      Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                    Andrea Mitchell          Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Jersey Shore (TV14) Jersey Shore (TV14) Jersey Shore (TV14) Jersey Shore (TV14) Jersey Shore (TV14) Jersey Shore (TV14)
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                    PAW         Umizoomi Dora...         Dora...     Bubble       Bubble
              OWN The Dr. Oz Show          The Dr. Oz Show         Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY House (CC) (TVPG) Glee (CC) (TV14)               Celebrity To Be Announced                       Preachers of L.A.       Preachers of L.A.
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Prostate Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Gangland (TV14)                 Gangland (TV14)         Gangland (TV14)
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Twi. Zone The Twilight Zone            Open Graves (R) ›› (Eliza Dushku) (HD)            Wrong 3
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married     There       Browns Payne           Full House Prince        Prince      Prince       The Office
              TCM The Band Wagon (NR) ››› (Fred Astaire)           North by Northwest (NR, ‘59) ›››› (Cary Grant)              How the West Was Won ›››
               TLC Kitchen Kitchen Multiples Baby                  Baby        Quints     19 Kids     19 Kids      Addiction Addiction Extreme Extreme
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (CC) (TV14) Charmed (TVPG)             Supernatural (TVPG) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Tenkai           Ben 10      BeyWar. Pokémon Teen               Teen        Teen         Regular Regular Regular Adventure
              TRAV Tackles-Globe           No Reservation          Ghost Adventures       Ghost Adventures         Ghost Adventures        Ghost Adventures
             TRUTV Paint        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Conspiracy                  Conspiracy              Vacation Vacation
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Griffith         Griffith     Griffith    Griffith    Griffith     Griffith
              USA White Collar (TVPG) White Collar (TVPG) CSI: Crime Scene                CSI: Crime Scene         CSI: Crime Scene        CSI: Crime Scene
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music         Music       Gossip       Morning Buzz            Fabulous Life
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News MLB Baseball
              DISN Pirates      Mickey Mouse           Mickey’s Adventures Mickey’s Great             Doc McSt. Sofia          Mickey      Wil. West Mickey
              ENC Untamed Heart (5:45)                 Raising Helen (7:35) (PG-13) ››                Tootsie (9:40) (PG, ‘82) ››››                     My Baby’s
              HBO Tomorrow Never Dies (6:15) (PG-13) ›››           Big Daddy (8:15) (HD)              A Night at the Roxbury (9:45) › University Sing
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              MAX The Return › (HD)                    Doctor Dolittle (HD)               The Purge ›› (HD)                    National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2
             SHOW The Big Kahuna (HD)                  White Squall (7:45) (PG-13, ‘96) ›› (HD)                    Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (HD)
             STARZ Mortal Inst Stepmom (6:45) (PG-13) ›› (Julia Roberts)                  After Earth (8:55) ›                 The Lost World: Jurassic Park
              TMC Cypher (6:15) (R, ‘02) ››› (HD)                  Rize, ‘05 ››› (HD)                 Nobody Walks (HD)                    Winter Solstice (R)
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                    FRIDAY AFTERNOON                                               April 12-18, 2014                                   52

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30        2 pm        2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm        5:30
              ^     News        Winning Trisha Goddard              Maury (CC) (TV14)       Minute      Minute       The Dr. Oz Show        News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                    Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)            The Dr. Oz Show        News         NBC News
              $     RV          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU           The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                                Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                                tiful       (TV14)
                                                                    The Queen Latifah
                                                                    Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                            The People’s Court
                                                                                            (N) (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                     Judge
                                                                                                                     Judy
                                                                                                                                 Judge
                                                                                                                                 Judy
                                                                                                                                            KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                            News
                                                                                                                                                         CBS
                                                                                                                                                         Evening
               & Sid            Thomas Clifford         Chef        Viewfinder              Rick Steves’ Italy: Cities of Dreams (TVG)      News         Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                             World
               _ (TVPG)                     (CC) (TVPG)             lionaire    (TVG)                                (N) (CC) (HD)          News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)          Check       Kitchen Cooking News                PBS NewsHour (N)         News        Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)            General Hospital (N) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Millionaire Jeopardy! Ellen DeGeneres                  News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (N)                  Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres             News         NBC News
               ` News           Bold        The Talk (CC) (TV14) Queen Latifah              Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p          News         CBS News
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                    Hoy (HD)                Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca           Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                           ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News           Daai Variety            Path        Grill-Pro Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music             Beat       Paid Prog. Saigon
               ? Judge          Judge       Bill Cunningham         The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                 Steve Harvey (N)
               @ News           World Sto Arts          Arts        Journal     Concert Journal         World Sto News           Kino-The Arts           Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show The Test (CC) (TV14) Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Middle                    Middle       How I Met How I Met TMZ Live (N) (TVPG)
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)               The Test (CC) (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show           Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News               News
               J Don Cheto                  Cine de la Tarde                                Lagrimita y Costel       Estrellas Hoy          Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                   Judge       Judge       Bill Cunningham          The Office King        King         Fam. Guy
               P Mary (10:30) (NR) (Alissa Jung) (HD)               Lo Mejor                Suelta la Sopa           Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                   Cuando Seas Mía         Callamos Mujeres         Grachi (TVY)           Deporte Fútbol
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               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney             Caillou     Thomas Builder          Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur             Martha       WordGirl
               ¨ China          Euromaxx Midday (N) (TVPG)          Americas Sit/Be Fit Moveable Peep                Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± Monk (CC) (TVPG)           Monk (CC) (TVPG)        Monk (CC) (TVPG)        Monk (CC) (TVPG)         Monk (CC) (TVPG)       Monk (CC) (TVPG)
               ¥ Joni           Creation Paid Prog. Word Pictures (CC) J. Meyer Genesis Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Ministry Special
              A&E Beyond Scared             Beyond Scared           Beyond Scared           Beyond Scared            The First 48 (TV14)    After the First 48
              AMC Friday Night Lights (11:30), ‘04 (HD)             Speed (R, ‘94) ››› (Keanu Reeves) (CC) (HD)                  Memphis Belle, ‘90 ›› (HD)
              ANIM Swamp Wars (TVPG) Gator Boys                     Finding Bigfoot (CC) River Monsters              To Be Announced        Tanked: Unfiltered (N)
               BET Battlefield America (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC) (HD)                B.A.P.S (PG-13, ‘97) › (Halle Berry, Martin Landau) (CC)    Moesha Moesha
            BRAVO Men Black The School of Rock (PG-13, ‘03) ››› (Jack Black)                Sister Act (PG, ‘92) ›› (Whoopi Goldberg)       Burlesque ›› (Cher)
              CMT Dukes-Hazzard             FNA USA (TV14)          FNA USA (HD)            Reba        Reba         Reba        Reba       Reba         Reba
             CNBC American Greed            American Greed          American Greed          Cocaine Cowboys II Marijuana- Am.               The Profit
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                     The Situation Room (N) (HD)         Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Beavis and Butt-head Do America (HD)              Work.       Work.       Sunny       Sunny        Sunny       Futurama Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Hard Charge               The Dan Patrick Show World Poker Tour           Red Bull Signature Series (TVPG) SaberCats SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Nightmare Next Door Zombie Apocalypse Apocalypse Preppers Car Hoards                               Car Hoards             Car Hoards
                E! E! News (TVPG)           Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Chrisley Chrisley Secret Societies of Hollywood (HD) (TV14)
             ESPN Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (CC)                Around      Pardon      SportsCenter (N)         NBA Face to Face       30 for 30 (HD)
             ESPN2 SportsNation (N)         Question Question Football ESPN FC Around                   Pardon       High School Basketball
              FAM 8, Rules 8, Rules Reba                Reba        Reba        Reba        Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Middle               Middle
              FNC Shepard Smith             Neil Cavuto             The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report           Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Trisha’s Contessa Chopped (TVG)                   Chopped (TVG)           Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)          Chopped (TVG)
                FX Knowing (11), ‘09 ›› (HD)            Two Men Two Men Doomsday (R, ‘08) ›› (Rhona Mitra) (HD)                             Two Men Two Men
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST Bible Secrets            Bible Secrets           Banned From the Bible (CC) (TVPG)                Banned From the Bible II (CC) (TVPG)
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Island              Island      Island      Island      Island      Island       Island      Island     Rev. Run Rev. Run
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG)                         Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)        Alex Wagner             The Ed Show (N)         PoliticsNation (N)       Hardball Matthews      All In With Chris
              MTV Jersey Shore (12:08) Jersey Shore (1:14) (CC) (TV14) Jersey Shore (2:21) Ridic.                    Ridic.      Ridic.     Ridic.       Ridic.
              NICK PAW          PAW         Wally       Peter       SpongeBob               Sponge. Odd Parents                  Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Police Women                 Police Women            Police Women             Police Women           Police Women
              OXY Preachers of L.A.         Preachers of L.A.       Preachers of L.A.       Preachers of L.A.        Preachers of L.A.      Preachers of L.A.
             SPIKE Gangland (TV14)          Gangland (TV14)         Gangland (TV14)         Gangland (TV14)          Gangland (TV14)        Cops         Cops
              SYFY Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead ›› Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (R, ‘12) (HD)                Night of the Demons (R, ‘09) ›› (HD)             Red Rdg
               TBS The Office Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad King                  King        Friends      Friends     Friends    Friends      Seinfeld
              TCM How the West              Doctor Zhivago (1:15) (PG-13, ‘65) ››› (Omar Sharif, Julie Christie) (CC)                       Meet Me in St. Louis
               TLC What Not to Wear         19 Kids     19 Kids     Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes
               TNT Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Adventure Adventure Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Tom/Jerry Clarence NinjaGo NinjaGo Diary of a Wimpy Kid (PG, ‘10) ›› (HD)
              TRAV The Dead Files (CC) The Dead Files (CC) The Dead Files (CC) Bizarre Foods                         Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV Vacation Vacation Vacation Vacation Vacation Vacation Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG)
            TVLAND Gunsmoke (TVPG)          Gunsmoke (TVG)          Gunsmoke (TVPG)         Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Griffith               Griffith
              USA Law & Order: SVU          Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU
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TVTIMES                              FRIDAY EVENING                                        April 12-18, 2014                              53

                                                                                                              Howell’s perfume, kidnaps her.
7 p.m.                                                            Friday                                      (CC) (HD) (TVG)
^ The Big Bang Theory Raj
and Howard set up an online          dress she handmade but her           % Unforgettable Carrie and Al       8:30 p.m.
dating profile for Sheldon. (CC)     birth mother disagrees. (CC)         search for a recently paroled       _ * (8:31) Last Man Stand-
(HD) (TV14)                          (HD) (TVPG)                          criminal who may be settling        ing Speculation begins when a
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)          TNT Supernatural Sam and             old scores. (N) (CC) (HD)           bouquet of roses is delivered
(HD) (TVPG)                          Dean head to Kansas to inves-        (TV14)                              anonymously to the Baxter
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)          tigate a case at a pizza chain       _ * Last Man Standing               household. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
% ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            that hosts children’s parties.       Vanessa’s visiting sister needs     ) Check, Please! Bay Area
(TVPG)                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     money for a donor egg so she        (CC) (HD)
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)          TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking           can have a baby. (N) (CC) (HD)      4 30 Rock The life of the
(TVG)                                Twenty of the most ill tempered      (TVPG)                              head writer at a late-night tele-
) Nightly Business Report            people on the planet. (HD)                                               vision variety show. (CC) (HD)
                                                                          ) KQED Newsroom (CC) (HD)
(N) (CC)                             (TV14)                                                                   (TV14)
                                                                          ` Hawaii Five-0 The Five-0
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         TVLND Gilligan’s Island The                                              ? L Whose Line Is It Any-
` Unforgettable Carrie and Al                                             team members are led to a
                                     men try to get the angry             Texas ranger who came to            way? Actor Darren Criss; guest
search for a recently paroled        women to return. (CC) (HD)                                               comics Jeff Davis and Greg
criminal who may be settling                                              Hawaii to look for his daughter.
                                     (TVG)                                (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    Proops. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
old scores. (N) (CC) (HD)            USA Law & Order: Special Vic-                                            D Modern Family Claire is
(TV14)                                                                    4 30 Rock Jack tries to find
                                     tims Unit When evidence con-         glitches in microwave designs;      suspicious when Phil’s father
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM              nects multiple cases, the team                                           shows up for an expected visit.
(N) (CC)                                                                  Liz partakes in a crew lottery.
                                     realizes there may be a serial       (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
D KTVU News at 7pm on                rapist. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                 ¨ Asia This Week (TVG)
TV36                                                                      ? L Whose Line Is It Any-
                                                                          way? Byambajav Ulambayar;           COM Futurama The crew un-
H L Two and a Half Men                                                                                        covers a dark secret about a
                                                                          Gary Anthony Williams. (N) (CC)
Melissa thinks Alan is not ap-
preciated by his family. (CC)
                                     7:30 p.m.                            (HD) (TV14)                         covert mission. (CC) (HD)
                                     ^ The Big Bang Theory                D Modern Family Claire and          (TV14)
(HD) (TV14)                                                                                                   E! Eric & Jessie: Game On Eric
V New Tricks The body of             Leonard starts to reconsider         Jay take over their kids’ proj-
                                     his friendship with Sheldon;         ects; Phil asks Haley and Gloria    focuses on the Super Bowl
computer expert Martin Longth-                                                                                game; Jessie takes in all the
orn turns up in a hospital           Wolowitz tries to choose a nick-     for help. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                     name. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               V Father Brown Father Brown         glitz and glam. (HD) (TV14)
morgue under a false name.                                                                                    NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat
(CC) (HD)                            # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         must help a young woman deal
                                     $ Entertainment Tonight (N)          with her grief while solving her    try a new drone delivery serv-
¨ The World This Week                                                                                         ice online. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
± Monk Monk journeys to              (CC) (HD)                            father’s murder. (CC) (HD)
                                     % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)           (TVPG)                              SPIKE Cops An officer in Texas
New York to search for his                                                                                    has to wrestle a suspect to the
wife’s killer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      (TVPG)                               ¨ RT News (N) (CC)
                                     _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)             ± Psych A talent-show judge         ground; a barking dog. (CC)
A&E The First 48 In Miami, De-                                                                                (HD) (TV14)
tective Anthony Reyes and the        (CC) (HD) (TVG)                      hires Shawn for protection.
                                     ) Washington Week With               (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Un-
homicide team are investigating                                                                               veiled With show facts and
the murder of a middle-aged          Gwen Ifill (N) (CC) (HD)             A&E The First 48 A man is
                                     + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)          killed while being robbed; a        “bling.” A glitzy dress and luxu-
mother of four, shot to death in                                                                              rious lifestyle; a sports fan
a random robbery outside a           (HD) (TVPG)                          mother is shot. (CC) (HD)
                                     ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)              (TV14)                              bride. (N) (CC) (HD)
public storage facility. (CC) (HD)                                                                            TVLND (8:48) Everybody Loves
(TV14)                               (TVPG)                               COM Futurama Bender meets
                                     D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           a famous folk singer at a maxi-     Raymond Ray questions his
BET Real Husbands of Holly-                                                                                   manliness when everyone
wood Comic superstar Chris           H L Two and a Half Men               mum security prison. (CC) (HD)
                                     Charlie tries to keep Alan from      (TV14)                              agrees that he’s useless in an
Rock with Kevin and JB. (CC)                                                                                  emergency situation. (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TV14)                          reuniting with Judith. (CC) (HD)     DSC Sons of Guns: Locked and
                                     (TV14)                               Loaded (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)         (TVPG)
DSC Sons of Guns Will makes                                                                                   USA Modern Family Gloria
a triple barrel 12 gauge demoli-     COM The Daily Show With Jon          E! Eric & Jessie: Game On
                                     Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)             Jessie’s plans are jeopardized      doesn’t like Jay’s reaction to
tion shotgun; Steph and Kris                                                                                  the arrival of Manny’s father;
dislike Joe’s new policies. (CC)     FX How I Met Your Mother Bar-        when she gets the H1N1 virus.
                                     ney’s friends root him on in his     (HD) (TV14)                         Phil is rushed to the hospital.
(HD) (TV14)                                                                                                   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)           quest to have the perfect            HBO Game of Thrones Tyrion
FX How I Met Your Mother             week. (CC) (TV14)                    welcomes a guest; Jon Snow is
Marshall tries to prove that his     SPIKE Cops A driver crashes
                                     his vehicle after an officer tries
                                                                          not welcome at Castle Black;
                                                                          Dany is directed to the mother
                                                                                                              9 p.m.
attractive female colleague
kissed him. (CC) (TV14)              to pull him over; an elderly         of all slave cities; Arya encoun-   # + Dateline NBC (N) (CC)
HIST American Pickers Dale           woman is involved in a hit-and-      ters an old friend. (CC) (HD)       (HD) (TVPG)
gets seriously cranked up over       run. (CC) (TV14)                     (TVMA)                              $ Monk Natalie tries to
Mike’s one-of-a-kind belly tank      TBS Family Guy After selling         HIST American Pickers Frank         arrange a surprise birthday par-
racer; railroad relics. (CC) (HD)    footage of a celebrity he caught     and Danielle pick a former trad-    ty for Monk while he probes a
(TVPG)                               off-guard, Peter decides to be-      ing post; vintage medical curios    mysterious death. (CC) (HD)
LIFE Wife Swap A mother who          come a paparazzo. (CC) (HD)          at Dr. Smith’s hospital. (CC)       (TVPG)
runs her family with an iron fist    (TV14)                               (HD) (TVPG)                         % Hawaii Five-0 The Five-0
swaps lives with a mother who        TLC Something Borrowed,              LIFE Celebrity Wife Swap Coo-       team members are led to a
has no rules. (CC) (TVPG)            Something New Young Hayden           lio’s girlfriend trades places      Texas ranger who came to
NICK Monster High: Frights,          is marrying her high school          with Mark McGrath’s wife. (CC)      Hawaii to look for his daughter.
Camera, Action! Draculaura           sweetheart; abiding by the           (HD) (TVPG)                         (CC) (HD) (TV14)
and her friends must locate an       church rules for her dress. (CC)     SPIKE Cops An officer re-           _ * Shark Tank Smart light
ancient artifact. (N) (CC) (HD)      (HD) (TVPG)                          sponds to a disturbance call at     bulb; high-tech cork replace-
OWN Oprah Prime Kevin Hart           TVLND (7:36) Gilligan’s Island       a fast-food restaurant. (CC)        ment; subscription service for
discusses acting and social          A tsunami brings in a surfer         (HD) (TVPG)                         children’s books. (N) (CC) (HD)
media. (CC) (HD)                     from Hawaii. (CC) (HD) (TVG)         SYFY WWE Friday Night               (TVPG)
SPIKE Cops An officer search-                                             SmackDown! (N) (CC) (HD)            ) American Masters Marvin
es a car for drugs; a K-9 unit                                            (TVPG)                              Hamlisch is one of two people
searches for a car thief; a mo-      8 p.m.                               TLC Say Yes to the Dress:           to win all five prizes: Grammy,
torist says her passenger pos-       ^ H Kitchen Nightmares               Randy Knows Best From the           Emmy, Oscar, Tony and Pulitzer.
sesses cocaine. (CC) (TVPG)          Ramsay helps the owners of           most over the top dresses to        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
TBS Seinfeld Puddy wears a fur       Old Neighborhood in Arvada,          the unconventional. (CC) (HD)       ` Blue Bloods Famous movie
coat; Jerry doesn’t use a wal-       Colo., transform their restau-       (TVPG)                              star Russell Berke (Marc Blu-
let; Newman may face eviction.       rant. (N) (CC) (HD PA) (TV14)        TRUTV World’s Dumbest... The        cas), who researched a role by
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     # + Dateline NBC (CC) (HD)           World’s dumbest partiers. (HD)
TLC Something Borrowed,              (TVPG)                               (TV14)
Something New Anna’s adop-           $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)          TVLND (8:12) Gilligan’s Island         Continued on next page
tive mother wants her to wear a      (HD)                                 A gorilla, enchanted by Mrs.
TVTIMES                             FRIDAY EVENING                                      April 12-18, 2014                               54

shadowing Danny, is stabbed.        East/West Bowl players; a          HIST American Pickers A Col-        ing his trip to Naples. (CC) (HD)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    search of Jordan’s apartment.      orado property turns out to be      (TVMA)
4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on            (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   a mega-pick; a one-of-a-kind        TLC Something Borrowed,
KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)                 HALL The Middle Brick finds a      classic car collection. (CC) (HD)   Something New A bride loves
? L Hart of Dixie Lemon             four-leaf clover that seems to     (TVPG)                              the idea of wearing her moth-
and Zoe turn to each other for      bring bad luck; Axl’s friend       LIFE Celebrity Wife Swap Real-      er’s dress for her Valentine’s
advice; Vivian starts receiving     asks Sue to the prom. (CC)         ity-TV stars Kate Gosselin and      Day wedding. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
messages from her ex-hus-           (HD) (TVPG)                        Kendra Wilkinson switch             TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-
band. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          NICK Full House Michelle loses     places. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            mond Debra is upset when she
D The Big Bang Theory               her preschool’s pet bird. (CC)     NICK Full House The prospect        realizes that she and Ray no
Leonard starts to reconsider        (TVG)                              of D.J.’s first kiss upsets the     longer have anything to say to
his friendship with Sheldon;        TLC Say Yes to the Dress:          family. (CC) (TVG)                  each other. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Wolowitz tries to choose a nick-    Randy Knows Best (N) (CC)          SYFY Continuum Kiera discov-        USA Modern Family Luke and
name. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              (HD) (TVPG)                        ers what’s controlling the bank     Manny have their first school
V Death in Paradise Saint-          USA Modern Family Manny ex-        robbers; Carlos’ knowledge          dance; Jay and Phil take Luke
Marie’s Commerce Minister is        periences a minicrisis over get-   starts to affect his work. (N)      and Manny on a mall run. (CC)
found dead. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        ting older; Phil and Claire en-    (CC) (TV14)                         (HD) (TVPG)
¨ The Vanishing of Pato Char-       gage in a car race. (CC) (HD)      TLC Something Borrowed,
acters and customs of Sicilian      (TVPG)                             Something New Alexis is mar-
life 220 years ago. (N)
± Psych Shawn disputes the
                                                                       rying a pro-baseball player at      11 p.m.
                                                                       their beachfront wedding and
death timeline for a body. (CC)     10 p.m.                            wants to turn heads. (N) (CC)
                                                                                                           ^ Modern Family Claire is
(HD) (TVPG)                         ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)        (HD) (TVPG)                         suspicious when Phil’s father
A&E The First 48 Execution-         (HD)                               TRUTV truTV Top Funniest A          shows up for an expected visit.
style double homicide; elderly      # + (10:01) Hannibal Will          grown man cries for his mom. A      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
woman is shot. (CC) (HD)            helps investigate the case of a    model rocket used to pull out a     # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
COM Key & Peele Sketches in-        woman’s body found inside of a     loose tooth. (HD) (TV14)            Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
clude the guys having a bad         horse. (N) (HD) (TV14)             TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          (HD)
Skype connection; a “Django         $ Monk After Sharona returns       mond Ray learns that his moth-      $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
Unchained” slave fight. (CC)        to handle legal issues related     er read his private journal when    (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TV14)                         to an uncle’s death, Monk sus-     he was younger. (CC) (HD)           % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
DSC Sons of Guns Joe tries to       pects foul play. (CC) (HD)         (TVPG)                              Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
convince Will to make his build-    (TVPG)                             USA Modern Family Phil and          (HD)
ing Red Jacket’s new home;          % Blue Bloods Famous movie         Claire announce a challenge;        _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
Kris snaps. (N) (CC) (HD)           star Russell Berke (Marc Blu-      Cameron and Mitchell try to get     (CC) (HD)
(TV14)                              cas), who researched a role by     Lily into a good preschool. (CC)    * News 10 at 11:00pm With
E! Fashion Police Hosts evalu-      shadowing Danny, is stabbed.       (HD) (TVPG)                         Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
ates all of the night’s fashions.   (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                       Schornack. Breaking stories
(HD) (TV14)                         _ * (10:01) 20/20 (CC)                                                 plus an in-depth look at local
HALL The Middle Sue bonds
with her awkward guidance
                                    (HD) (TVPG)                        10:30 p.m.                          news, politics, investigations,
                                    ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)           ) Paul McCartney: In Perfor-        sports. Chief Meteorologist
counselor; Brick tries to relay a   (HD)                                                                   Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
complaint to the president.                                            mance at the White House
                                    4 Community Britta asks her        Paul McCartney accepts the          casts. (N) (CC)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    friends to help keep her away                                          + NBC Bay Area News at 11
HBO Game of Thrones Tyrion                                             Gershwin Prize for Popular
                                    from her visiting ex. (CC) (HD)                                        (N) (HD)
helps Jaime; Joffrey and Mar-                                          song. Performers include Ste-
                                    (TVPG)                                                                 ` Late Show With David Let-
gaery host a breakfast; Stannis                                        vie Wonder. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
                                    ? The Middle Mike tries to                                             terman Actor Bryan Cranston;
loses patience with Davos;          teach Axl a lesson after he is     4 Community When Shirley
                                                                       goes into labor at a final exam,    actress Melissa Rauch; Le1f
Ramsey finds a purpose for his      suspended from school. (CC)
pet. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                                                  Chang asserts the early labor       performs. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    (HD) (TVPG)                                                            4 Cheaters Travis’ wife is
HIST American Pickers The           D Seinfeld Elaine eats Peter-      means the child is his. (CC)
guys try tracking down a Texas-                                        (HD) (TV14)                         tending to his family’s needs.
                                    man’s cake; Kramer helps                                               (CC) (TV14)
sized honey hole; a Harley          George steal an arcade game.       ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)
Knucklehead. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                          D Seinfeld Jerry’s gift to          ? CW31 News (N)
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                       D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
LIFE Celebrity Wife Swap Sis-       H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)        Elaine offends Elaine’s friend;
ters Bristol and Willow Palin                                          guest Al Roker. (CC) (HD)           H L The Arsenio Hall Show
                                    (TVPG)
trade lives with mother-daugh-                                         (TVPG)                              (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    L KPIX 5 News on the CW
ter duo Joan and Melissa            (N) (HD)                           L The Office Michael bets his       ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
Rivers. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            V Midsomer Murders A gam-          team will win a basketball          ± Psych Lassiter’s car is
NICK Full House Danny’s bud-        bler appears to have committed     game between the office staff       stolen in front of the police sta-
ding romance with a dancer          suicide. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2)   and the warehouse workers.          tion. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
flounders after he glimpses her     (TVPG)                             (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    A&E (11:01) The First 48 A
untidy house. (CC) (TVG)            ± Psych The feds bring their       V (10:48) Midsomer Murders          victim’s car may lead investiga-
TLC Say Yes to the Dress A          own psychic to an investigation.   A gambler appears to have           tors to his killer. (CC) (HD)
fashionista shops with her un-      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   committed suicide. (CC) (HD)        (TVPG)
cle; a father is desperate to       A&E The First 48 A man is          (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)                BET Scandal Abby takes on
please; a fancy lace gown. (N)      shot outside an abandoned          COM Tosh.0 Daniel takes girl        Olivia’s duties at the White
(CC) (HD) (TVG)                     house. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            out on a date; Daniel gives his     House as the team continues
TRUTV World’s Dumbest... A          BET Scandal The team must          car away; Ice JJ Fish gets a        its B613 investigation. (CC)
music festival tent-surfer; beer-   spring into action following a     Web redemption. (CC) (HD)           (HD) (TV14)
pong brawlers. (HD) (TV14)          security breach; Fitz’s cam-       (TV14)                              COM South Park The boys sign
TVLND (9:24) Everybody Loves        paign stalls. (CC) (HD) (TV14)     DSC Boss Hog Pigman takes           up for the school wrestling
Raymond Ray is sent to cover        COM Tosh.0 Daniel shows why        J.D. camping for his birthday.      club. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
the Super Bowl for the newspa-      you should never take your girl-   (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                DSC Ice Cold Gold Josh and
per and must choose who to          friend to a ball game. (CC) (HD)   E! The Soup Actor Zachary           Eric arrive in Eqi and Chad at-
take with him. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     (TV14)                             Levi. (HD) (TVPG)                   tempts to salvage his reputa-
USA Modern Family Claire            DSC Boss Hog Pigman and            HALL Frasier Frasier hires a        tion after botching last dredge.
finds a dirty picture on the        Wes search for a lightbar for      bodyguard to protect him from       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
computer and assumes it is          Pigman’s truck; Dap and Quita      a stalker. (CC) (TVPG)              E! Chelsea Lately Actor and
Luke’s doing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      take Wright’s mobile. (N) (CC)     NICK Full House Joey auditions      writer Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.
                                    (HD) (TV14)                        for host of a children’s TV         (HD) (TV14)
                                    E! Hello Ross (N) (HD)             show. (CC) (TVG)
9:30 p.m.                           HALL Frasier Frasier and Niles     STARZ (10:35) Da Vinci’s
                                                                                                           FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                           (TVG)
D The Big Bang Theory Raj           vie for admission to a gentle-     Demons (iTV) Leonardo at-           HALL Frasier Frasier joins Niles
and Howard set up an online         man’s club. (CC) (TVG)             tempts to navigate the Atlantic     and Martin on an ice-fishing
dating profile for Sheldon. (CC)    HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-        without maps; Lucrezia is           trip. (CC) (TVG)
(HD) (TV14)                         her Host Bill Maher offers his     smuggled into the Vatican for
COM Key & Peele An introduc-        unique perspective on contem-      an important meeting; Loren-
tion to the newest set of           porary issues. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)    zo’s identity is discovered dur-       Continued on next page
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                        6 pm         6:30       7 pm         7:30       8 pm         8:30       9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                       News        Modern      Big Bang Big Bang     Kitchen Nightmares “Old Neighborhood; Kati Ten O’clock News (N) Modern                 Seinfeld
                ^                  Family      Theory      Theory    Allo” Old Neighborhood; Kati Allo. (N) (TV14)    (CC) (HD)                Family       (TVPG)
                   KCRA 3          News        Access      Extra (N) Dateline NBC (CC)       Dateline NBC (N) (CC) Hannibal (10:01) “Su- News               Tonight
                # Reports                      Hollywood (TVPG)      (TVPG)                  (TVPG)                   Zakana” (N) (TV14)                    Show
                   KRON 4 Evening              The Insid- Entertain- KRON 4 News at 8 (N) Monk Surprise birthday Monk Sharona returns. News                 Inside Edi-
                $ News (5) (N) (CC)            er (N)      ment Ton. (CC) (HD)               party. (TVPG)            (CC) (TVPG)                           tion (N)
                   KPIX 5 News at 6pm          Family      Judge     Unforgettable “Man- Hawaii Five-0 “A’ale Blue Bloods A famous KPIX 5                   Late Show
                % (N) (HD)                     Feud        Judy (N)  hunt” (N) (CC) (TV14) Ma’a Wau” (TV14)           movie star is stabbed. News           Letterman
                   PBS NewsHour (N)            Washing- Sacramen-    Protect Your Memory With Dr. Neal Barnard 70s & 80s Soul Rewind (My Music) Classic
                & (CC) (HD)                    ton Week to           Protection against memory loss. (CC) (TVG)       soul, R&B and dance. (CC) (TVG)
                   ABC7 News 6:00PM            Jeopardy! Wheel of    Last Man Last Man Shark Tank (N) (CC) 20/20 (10:01) (CC)                  ABC7         Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)                (N) (TVG) Fortune     Standing Standing (HD) (TVPG)                    (HD) (TVPG)              News         Kimmel
                   PBS NewsHour (CC)           Nightly     Washing-  KQED        Check,      American Masters Composer Mar- Paul McCartney: In Performance
                ) (HD)                         Business ton Week     Newsroom Please!        vin Hamlisch. (TVPG)                  at the White House (CC) (TVG)
                   News 10 Inside Edi-         Jeopardy! Wheel of    Last Man Last Man Shark Tank (N) (CC) 20/20 (10:01) (CC)                  News         Jimmy
                * at 6:00pm tion (N)           (N) (TVG) Fortune     Standing Standing (HD) (TVPG)                    (HD) (TVPG)                           Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News           Extra (N) Access      Dateline NBC (CC)       Dateline NBC (N) (CC) Hannibal (10:01) “Su- Bay Area Tonight
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)           (TVPG)      Hollywood (TVPG)                  (TVPG)                   Zakana” (N) (TV14)       News         Show
                   News       Entertain-       Unforgettable “Man-   Hawaii Five-0 “A’ale Blue Bloods A famous CBS 13 News at 10p Late Show With David
                `             ment Ton.        hunt” (N) (CC) (TV14) Ma’a Wau” (TV14)        movie star is stabbed. (N) (HD)                   Letterman (TVPG)
                   Noticias Noticiero          De Que Te Quiero, Te  Por Siempre Mi Amor Lo Que la Vida Me            Qué Pobres Tan Ricos Impacto Noticiero
                . 14          Univisión        Quiero (N) (TV14)     (N) (TV14)              Robó (N) (TV14)          (N) (TV14)               Extra        Uni
                   Meet the Meet the           ABC7 News on KOFY     30 Rock 30 Rock ABC7 News at 9:00PM Communi- Communi- Cheaters ABC7
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                   TV Patrol Balitang          Chinese News at 7 (N) The Legend of Kublai China’s          Mission: Chinese News at 10 Talk                 Entertain-
                : (Tagalog). America           (Live)                Khan (TVPG)             Mega          Brasil     (N) (Live)               Tonight (N) ment
                   The Mid- Engage-            Family      Family    Whose       Whose       Hart of Dixie (N) (CC) The Mid- The Insid- CW31                Entertain-
                ? dle (TVPG) ment              Feud        Feud      Line Is It? Line Is It? (HD) (TVPG)              dle (TVPG) er (N)        News (N) ment Ton.
                   World      World            Classic     Classic   Journal     In Focus News/Trea In Focus World                 World       Kpop         Kpop
                @ Channel Channel              Arts Show Arts Show   News                    s.                       Channel Channel
                   RightThis- RightThis-       KTVU        TMZ (N)   Modern      Modern      Big Bang Big Bang Seinfeld Seinfeld 10 O’Clock News (CC)
                D Minute (N) Minute (N)        News        (TVPG)    Family      Family      Theory        Theory     (TVPG)       (TVPG)      (HD)
                   FOX 40     TMZ (N)          Two and a Two and a   Kitchen Nightmares “Old Neighborhood; Kati FOX 40 News (N) (CC) The Arsenio Hall
                H News        (TVPG)           Half Men Half Men     Allo” Old Neighborhood; Kati Allo. (N) (TV14)    (TVPG)                   Show (CC) (TV14)
                   Que Jala- Estudio 2         Historias Delirantes  Tengo Talento, Mucho Noches con Platanito Alarma TV Noticiero- Universal Pare de
                J da                                                 Talento                 (HD)                                  Enri.       Church       Sufrir
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                L sons        Feud       Half Men Half Men Line Is It? Line Is It? (HD) (TVPG)                        News         (TV14)      Show (CC) (TV14)
                   Noticias Noticiero Un Niño Llamado Jesús (NR, ‘88) ››› (Bekim Fehmiu, Matteo Bellina) José y María con Jesús Noticias Titulares y
                P Tele        Telem      a la edad de 7 años huyen de Belén.                                                                   Tele         Más
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                R visión: Monarcas vs Azul             Gato                                                                        Azteca      Azteca       Azteca
                   Wild       Nightly    New Tricks “Body of         Father Brown (CC)       Death in Paradise        Midsomer Murders         Midsomer Moveable
                V Kratts      Business Evidence” (CC)                (HD) (TVPG)             (CC) (TVPG)              (CC) (TVPG)              Murders Feast
                Z Big Bang Big Bang Mod Fam Mod Fam Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) News                                         The Office The Office How I Met
                   RTE News S. Asia      The World This Week RT News Asia This The Vanishing of Pato Sicilian life 220 years Biz Asia America (N)
                ¨             Newsline                               (N) (CC) Week           ago. (N)                                          (CC)
                   Monk A death-row in- Monk Monk searches Psych Talent-show                 Psych A body washes Psych “Psy vs. Psy”           Psych Lassiter’s car is
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                ± mate is murdered.      for his wife’s killer.      judge. (CC) (TVPG)      ashore. (CC) (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG)                   stolen. (CC) (TVPG)
                ≤ El Chavo (TVG)         Vivan los Niños (N) Race to Witch Mountain (PG) ›› (HD)                      La Viuda Negra (N)       Contacto Deportivo
                   The 700 Club (CC)     Answers in Genesis Life Focus Ministry Gaither Homecoming James Ro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
                ¥ (HD) (TVG)                                         (TVPG)      Special     Gospel music. (TVG) bison             gram        gram         gram
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   HBO VICE News that is usually                  TLC Say Yes to the Dress A              tor/singer Justin Timberlake.            HALL Frasier A caller makes
   overlooked by the mainstream                   fashionista shops with her un-          (CC) (HD)                                Frasier suspect that Maris is
   media. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                        cle; a father is desperate to           $ Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)           unfaithful. (CC) (TVPG)
   HIST (11:02) American Pick-                    please; a fancy lace gown. (CC)         (TVPG)                                   HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-
   ers A man moves his collection                 (HD) (TVG)                              % (11:35) Late Show With
                                                  TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking                                                       her Host Bill Maher offers his
   to a motel in North Carolina;                                                          David Letterman Actor Bryan
   Frank gambles on a samurai ar-                 A Batman impersonator gets                                                       unique perspective on contem-
                                                  beaten; a man with no arms              Cranston; actress Melissa                porary issues. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
   tifact. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
   LIFE (11:01) Wife Swap A                       throws a tantrum. (HD) (TV14)           Rauch; Le1f performs. (CC)               NICK (11:36) Friends Rachel
   workaholic Floridian swaps                     TVLND The King of Queens                (HD) (TVPG)                              and Phoebe catch Monica and
   places with a role-playing mom                 Doug’s (Kevin James) father-in-         _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel                 Chandler in a passionate kiss.
   from Virginia. (CC) (TVG)                      law (Jerry Stiller) moves into          Live (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (CC) (TVPG)
   NICK Friends Ross deals with                   the TV room. With Leah Remini.          4 ABC7 News on KOFY
                                                  (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                                  SYFY Metal Hurlant Chronicles
   the fallout from the wedding;                                                          11:30PM (N) (CC)
   Monica and Chandler fight de-                  USA Modern Family Claire in-                                                     The chosen one fights for hu-
                                                                                          ? Entertainment Tonight (N)
   sire. (CC) (TVPG)                              tends to stop a car that speeds         (CC) (HD)                                manity against the Mecamor-
   SPIKE (11:15) Cops (CC) (HD)                   through the neighborhood. (CC)          V (11:35) Moveable Feast                 phes. (TV14)
   (TV14)                                         (HD) (TVPG)                             With Fine Cooking An interna-            TLC Say Yes to the Dress:
   SPIKE (11:26) Cops Officers                                                            tional, spice-themed meal in             Randy Knows Best (CC) (HD)
   find a suspect under a house;
   officers pursue a motorcyclist                 11:30 p.m.                              San Francisco. (CC) (HD) (TVG)           (TVPG)
                                                                                                                                   TVLND The King of Queens
   accused of domestic violence.                  ^ Seinfeld Jerry’s gift to              COM (11:31) South Park
                                                                                          Randy steps forward with a so-           Doug discovers the benefits
   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                               Elaine offends Elaine’s friend;
   SYFY Metal Hurlant Chronicles                  guest Al Roker. (CC) (HD)               lution to fix the desperate state        and risks of allowing Arthur to
   A dying king holds a tourna-                   (TVPG)                                  of the economy. (CC) (HD)                tag along with him in public.
   ment; two human warriors com-                  # + (11:34) The Tonight                 (TVMA)                                   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
   pete. (TV14)                                   Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Ac-          E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)                   USA Sirens (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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                       6 pm         6:30        7 pm         7:30        8 pm         8:30        9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                    The First 48 (CC) (HD) The First 48 “Life          The First 48 (CC) (HD) The First 48 “The Slip; The First 48 “Marked The First 48 (11:01)
              A&E (TV14)                    Snatched” (TV14)           (TV14)                   Pure Victim”             for Death” (TV14)        (CC) (TVPG)
                    Memphis Belle (4:30) Forrest Gump (PG-13, ‘94) ›››› (Tom Hanks) An innocent man en- Forrest Gump (PG-13, ‘94) ›››› (Tom Han-
              AMC (PG-13) ›› (HD)           ters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC) (HD)                            ks, Robin Wright) (CC) (HD)
                    Tanked “Hang Ten Bar- Tanked “Playing Fa-          Tanked “Hang Ten Bar- Tanked “Playing Fa-         Tanked: Unfiltered       To Be Announced
              ANIM beque” (TVPG)            vorites!” (N) (TVPG)       beque” (TVPG)            vorites!” (TVPG)         (HD) (TVPG)
                    106 & Park (N) (CC) Husbands- Big Momma’s House (PG-13, ‘00) ›› (Martin Lawrence, Scandal “Flesh and                          Scandal Abby takes on
               BET (HD) (TVPG)              Ho.           Nia Long) (CC)                                                 Blood” (CC) (TV14)       Olivia’s duties.
                    Burlesque (5) (PG-13, ‘10) ››         Movie (TVPG)                                                                Movie (TVPG)
            BRAVO (Cher, Christina Aguilera)
                    Paul Blart: Mall Cop (PG, ‘09) ›› (Kevin           The Terminator (R, ‘84) ›››› (Arnold Schwarzenegger) A cyborg as- Rambo: First Blood
              CMT James, Jayma Mays) (HD)                              sassin from the future comes to present-day L.A. (HD)                      (R, ‘82) ››› (CC)
             CNBC The Profit                The Profit “Key Lime” Money Talks                   Money Talks              Money Talks              Sleep Bet. Paid Prog.
                    CNN Tonight (N) (HD) CNN Spot- Unguard- Anthony Bourdain                    Smerconish (HD)          Crossfire Unguard- Anthony Bourdain
              CNN (Live)                    light (N) ed               Parts Unknown (TV14)                              (HD)         ed          Parts Unknown (TV14)
                    South       Tosh.0      Colbert       Daily        Futurama Futurama Key &               Key &       Tosh.0       Tosh.0      South         South
              COM Park (5:58) (6:29)        Report        Show         (TV14)       (TV14)      Peele        Peele       (TV14)       (TV14)      Park (CC) Park (CC)
                    SportsNet Giants        MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres. (N) (HD)              Giants       SportsNet SportsTalk Live
            CSNBA Central (N) Pregame (Live)                                                                             Postgame Central (N)
                    Key Capitol Hill Hear- Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                  Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.               Key Capitol Hill Hear-
             CSPN ings (5) Speeches.                                                                                                              ings Speeches.
                    Boss Hog Boss Hog Sons of Guns “Steel Sons of Guns: Locked Sons of Guns “Master Boss Hog Boss Hog Ice Cold Gold “Point of
              DSC (TV14)        (TV14)      Tornado” (TV14)            and Loaded (N) (CC) Blaster” (N) (TV14)           (N) (TV14) (N) (TV14) No Return” (TVPG)
                    Secret Societies Of E! News (N) (HD)               Eric &       Eric &      Fashion Police (HD) Hello Ross The Soup Chelsea E! News
                E! Hollywood (TV14)         (TVPG)                     Jessie:      Jessie:     (TV14)                   (N) (HD) (TVPG)          Lately        (TVPG)
                    30 for 30 (5) (HD)      Bad Boys Remix (HD) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Olbermann (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN                                                      (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)
                    Boxing Boxcino Tournament. (N) (CC) (HD)           NBA Face to Face         SportsCenter (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Live (N) (CC)
             ESPN2 (Live)                                              With Hannah Storm (HD) (Live)                     (CC) (HD) (Live)         (HD)
                    The Mid- The Mid- Sydney White (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Amanda                      The Last Song (PG, ‘10) ›› (Miley Cyrus,          The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM dle (TVPG) dle (TVPG) Bynes, Sara Paxton) (HD)                                Greg Kinnear) (HD)                                (HD) (TVG)
              FNC The Kelly File (N)        Hannity (N) (HD)           The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File (HD)           Hannity (HD)             Greta Van Susteren
             FOOD Diners        Diners      Diners        Diners       Diners       Diners      Diners       Diners      Diners, Drive            Diners        Diners
                    How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Twilight (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson) A teen is Twilight (11:03) (PG-
                FX                                                     caught up in an unorthodox romance with a vampire. (HD)                    13, ‘08) ›› (HD)
              HALL The Waltons (TVG)        A Walton Easter ›› (CC) (TVG)                       Middle       Middle      Frasier      Frasier     Frasier       Frasier
              HIST American Pickers         American Pickers           American Pickers         American Pickers         American Pickers         American Pickers
                    Rev Reno- Rev Reno- Rev Reno- Rev Reno- Rev Reno- Rev Reno- Rev Reno- Rev Reno- House                             Hunters House             Hunters
             HGTV vation        vation      vation        vation       vation       vation      vation       vation      Hunters Int’l            Hunters Int’l
                    Wife Swap Pig farmer Wife Swap Clean               Celebrity Wife Swap Celebrity Wife Swap Celebrity Wife Swap Wife Swap (11:01)
              LIFE swaps with artist.       freak, free spirit. (CC) (CC) (TVPG)                Palin and Rivers.        (CC) (TVPG)              (CC) (TVG)
            MSNBC   Rachel Maddow Show Lockup                          Lockup                   Lockup                   Lockup                   Lockup
                    Ridicu-     Ridicu-     Ridicu-       Ridicu-      2014 MTV Movie Awards From Hollywood,             13 Going on 30 (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Jennifer
              MTV lousness lousness lousness lousness Calif. (HD) (TV14)                                                 Garner, Mark Ruffalo)
                    Sponge- Sponge- Monster High: Frights, Camera, Sam & Cat Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends                                Friends
              NICK Bob          Bob         Action! (N) (CC) (HD)                   (TVG)       (TVG)        (TVG)       (TVG)        (TVG)       (TVPG)        (11:36)
              OWN Police Women              Oprah Prime (CC)           Ali (R, ‘01) ››› (Will Smith, Jamie Foxx) Premiere. (HD)                                 Ali ›››
              OXY Sister Act (PG, ‘92) ›› (Whoopi Goldberg)            Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (PG, ‘93) ›› Sister Act (PG, ‘92) ›› (Whoopi Goldberg)
                    Cops        Cops        Cops          Cops         Cops         Cops        Bellator MMA Live (N) (HD)                        Cops          Cops
             SPIKE (TV14)       Teamwork. (TVPG)          (TV14)       (TVPG)       (TV14)                                                        (11:15)       (11:26)
                    Red Riding Hood (5:30) (PG-13, ‘11) › (Aman- WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (CC)                    Continuum “Minute to Metal             Metal
              SYFY da Seyfried, Gary Oldman) (CC) (HD)                 (HD) (TVPG)                                       Win It” (N) (TV14)       Hurlant       Hurlant
                    Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family                  Knocked Up (R, ‘07) ››› (Seth Rogen,              Killers (PG-13, ‘10) › (Ashton Kutcher, Kather-
               TBS (TVPG)       (TVPG)      (TVPG)        Guy (CC) Katherine Heigl) (HD)                                 ine Heigl) (HD)
              TCM Meet Me in St. Louis The Postman Always Rings Twice ›››                       Singin’ in the Rain (G, ‘52) ›››› (HD)            Ben-Hur (G) ››››
                    Say Yes, Say Yes, Borrowed, Borrowed, Randy                     Say Yes, Say Yes, Randy              Borrowed, Borrowed, Say Yes, Randy
               TLC Dress        Dress       New           New          Knows        Dress       Dress        Knows       New          New         Dress         Knows
                    Supernatural Alternate Supernatural (CC)           The Incredible Hulk (PG-13, ‘08) ››› (Edward Norton, Liv Spider-Man (10:32) (PG-13, ‘02)
               TNT universe. (CC) (TV14) (HD) (TV14)                   Tyler) Premiere. (CC) (HD)                                     ››› (Tobey Maguire) (HD)
                    Regular Clarence Steven               Teen Ti- King of          King of     Cleveland Cleveland American Family               American Family
             TOON Show          (TVPG)      Universe tans Go! the Hill              the Hill    Show         Show        Dad (CC) Guy (CC) Dad (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Ghost Adventures        The Dead Files (CC) Dead Files Revisited Ghost Adventures                    The Dead Files (CC) Dead Files Revisited
              TRAV (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (HD) (TVPG)                (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (HD) (TVPG)              (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
             TRUTV Killer Karaoke (TVY7) Most Shocking                 World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...       truTV Top Funniest       Most Shocking
                    Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Island (8:12) Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- The King The King
            TVLAND fith Show fith Show Island             Island       (CC) (HD) (TVG)          mond         mond        mond         mond        of Queens of Queens
                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Modern                Modern      Modern       Modern      Modern       Modern      Modern        Sirens
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Family                    Family      Family       Family      Family       Family      Family        (TV14)
                    Ghostbusters II (4:55) (PG, ‘89)      Point Break (R, ‘91) ››› (Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves) Best Week T.I. and              T.I. and      Best Week
              VH-1 ›› (Bill Murray) (HD)                  (HD)                                                                        Tiny        Tiny
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              ENC Ladder 49 I Spy (6:20), ‘02 ››                       Are We Done Yet? ›                    Mr. Deeds (9:35), ‘02 ›              My Baby’s Daddy ›
                    The Great Gatsby (5:30) (PG-13, ‘13) ››            Game of Thrones (CC) Game of Thrones Tyri- Real Time With Bill             VICE          Real Time,
              HBO (Leonardo DiCaprio) (CC) (HD)                        (TVMA)                   on helps Jaime.          Maher (CC) (TVMA)        (TVMA)        Bill
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             SHOW Echoes (Jacob Zachar) (HD)                           Waltz) (CC) (HD)                                               Generation. (N) (HD) (Live)
             STARZ Monsters University After Earth (7:15) (PG-13, ‘13) ›                        Parkland (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (CC)         Da Vinci’s Demons         Mortal Inst
              TMC Silver Linings Playbook (5:55) (HD)                  The Master (R) ››› (Joaquin Phoenix) (HD)                      Knife Fight (R) › (HD)
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                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30       2 am        2:30       3 am         3:30       4 am        4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
               ^ (TVPG)                   tion (N)    (TVPG)      gram        gram        gram         gram       gram         gram       gram        gram
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)       Mad Money (HD)          1st Look Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Today (N)
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               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News               gram        gram        gram         gram       gram         Bay        Saturday (N) (CC)
               & Charlie Rose (N)         T. Smiley Heal Yourself: Mind Over Medicine                  Europe     BrainChange With David Perlmutter, MD
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               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat              pet         (2:10)      (2:35)      ror          gram       gram         gram       (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)         Business Wash           Newsroom Check          American Masters (TVPG)              Paul McCartney in Performance
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News             Minute      Minute      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wen Hair Wrinkles? Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)       Steve Harvey (TVPG) 1st Look Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Today (N)
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TVTIMES                              MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS                                       April 12-18, 2014                              58


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“About Cherry” › (2012, Dra-
ma) Ashley Hinshaw. A teen                                                    4-STAR MOVIES
runs away to San Francisco
and lands a job as a porn star.       “The Adventures of Robin
(CC) (HD) (NR) (1:42) TMC Tue.        Hood” ›››› (1938, Adven-              Rating Guide                      recommended for those
                                                                                                              under 17.
                                                                                                              NC–17 — Adults only.
1:05 a.m.                             ture) Errol Flynn. The Sherwood
                                      Forest outlaw saves King              G — For general audiences.
                                                                                                              NR — Not rated.
“The Abyss” ››› (1989, Sci-
ence Fiction) Ed Harris. An oil-      Richard, Maid Marian. (CC)            PG — Parental guidance
rig crew must search for a            (HD) (PG) (2:00) TCM Mon. 6           suggested; some material may
sunken nuclear sub. (CC) (HD)         a.m.                                  not be suitable for
(PG-13) (2:26) MAX Tue. 6:25          “Almost Famous” ››››                  preteens.                         Review
                                                                                                              5 – Poor
a.m.                                  (2000, Comedy-Drama) Billy
                                      Crudup. A teenage rock journal-       PG-13 — Parents cautioned
                                                                                                              55 – Fair
“Admission” ›› (2013, Come-                                                 to give special guidance to
dy-Drama) Tina Fey. A college         ist goes on tour with a rising
                                                                            children under 13, because
                                                                                                              555 – Good
admissions officer thinks an          band. (HD) (R) (3:00) TBS Tue.
                                      2 a.m.                                some material may be
applicant is her son. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                              5555 – Excellent
                                                                            inappropriate.
                                                                            R — Restricted. Not
(PG-13) (1:57) MAX Sun. 6:10          “Ben-Hur” ›››› (1959, His-
p.m.; Thu. 1:40 p.m.                  torical Drama) Charlton Heston.
“The Adventures of Huckleber-         Friends become bitter enemies
ry Finn” ››› (1939, Comedy-           during the time of Christ. (G)       wife. (CC) (NR) (2:30) TCM Thu.    ›››› (1940, Romance-Come-
Drama) Mickey Rooney. Mark            (4:00) TCM Fri. 11 p.m.              9:15 a.m.                          dy) Cary Grant. An ex-hus-
Twain’s boy hero rafts the Mis-       “Casablanca” ›››› (1942,             “Goodbye, Mr. Chips” ››››          band’s return upsets a so-
sissippi. (CC) (G) (1:45) TCM         Drama) Humphrey Bogart.              (1939, Drama) Robert Donat. A      cialite’s wedding plans. (CC)
Sun. 11 a.m.                          Nazis, intrigue and romance          shy teacher devotes his life to    (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 4 a.m.
“The Adventures of Robin              clash at a Moroccan nightclub.       his students. (CC) (NR) (2:00)     “Raiders of the Lost Ark”
Hood” ›››› (1938, Adven-              (CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM Mon. 2          TCM Thu. 1:30 p.m.                 ›››› (1981, Adventure) Harri-
ture) Errol Flynn. The Sherwood       p.m.                                 “Grand Hotel” ›››› (1932,
                                      “Citizen Kane” ›››› (1941,                                              son Ford. An archaeologist
Forest outlaw saves King                                                   Drama) Greta Garbo. Five lives     races Nazis to find a powerful
Richard, Maid Marian. (CC)            Drama) Orson Welles. Orson           are changed forever at a luxuri-
                                      Welles’ classic about a publish-                                        relic. (CC) (PG) (2:30) SYFY
(HD) (PG) (2:00) TCM Mon. 6                                                ous Berlin hotel. (CC) (NR)        Sun. 6:30 p.m.
a.m.                                  er’s rise to power. (CC) (PG)
                                                                           (2:00) TCM Thu. 7 p.m.             “Raiders of the Lost Ark”
“Afghan Luke” (2011, Drama)           (2:00) TCM Mon. 10 a.m.
                                      “Dinner at Eight” ››››
                                                                           “It Happened One Night”            ›››› (1981, Adventure) Harri-
Stephen Lobo. A journalist re-                                             ›››› (1934, Romance-Come-          son Ford. An archaeologist
turns to Afghanistan to find the      (1933, Comedy) Marie
                                      Dressler. Society guests act up      dy) Claudette Colbert. A news-     races Nazis to find a powerful
truth. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) TMC                                            paperman shields a runaway         relic. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30)
Thu. 3 a.m.                           at New York party for nobility.
                                      (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu.            heiress from her father. (CC)      SYFY Mon. 3 p.m.
“After Earth” › (2013, Sci-
ence Fiction) Jaden Smith. A          5:30 a.m.                            (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 12:30         “Singin’ in the Rain” ››››
                                      “Five Fingers” ›››› (2006,           a.m.                               (1952, Musical Comedy) Gene
boy traverses hostile terrain to                                           “The Maltese Falcon” ››››
recover a rescue beacon. (CC)         Suspense) Laurence Fishburne.                                           Kelly. A silent-film star falls in
                                      Terrorists kidnap a Dutch relief     (1941, Crime Drama) Humphrey       love with a Hollywood newcom-
(PG-13) (1:39) STARZ Sun.
12:35 p.m., 10 p.m.; Mon.             worker in Morocco. (CC) (HD)         Bogart. Detective Sam Spade        er. (CC) (HD) (G) (2:00) TCM
6:05 a.m.; Fri. 12:40 a.m.,           (R) (1:26) SHOW Fri. Noon            searches for a jewel-encrusted     Mon. 10:30 p.m.; Fri. 9 p.m.
8:55 a.m., 7:15 p.m.                  “Forrest Gump” ›››› (1994,           statue. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM       “The Terminator” ››››
“Agent Cody Banks 2: Destina-         Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. An          Mon. 4 a.m.                        (1984, Science Fiction) Arnold
tion London” ›› (2004, Ad-            innocent man enters history          “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”        Schwarzenegger. A cyborg as-
venture) Frankie Muniz. A CIA         from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)      ›››› (1935, Comedy) James          sassin from the future comes
agent must recover mind-con-          (HD) (PG-13) (2:22) AMC Sun.         Cagney. A mischievous fairy        to present-day L.A. (HD) (R)
trol software. (CC) (HD) (PG)         6 p.m.; Mon. 7 p.m., 10:01           named Puck creates chaos in        (2:30) CMT Sat. 11 p.m.; Fri. 8
(1:40) TMC Sat. 12:45 p.m.;           p.m.; Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed. 7 p.m.,      the forest. (CC) (NR) (2:30)       p.m.
Thu. 8 a.m.                           10 p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m., 10:01          TCM Mon. 1:30 a.m.                 “The Thin Man” ›››› (1934,
“The Alamo” ›› (2004, War)            p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m., 10 p.m.           “Mutiny on the Bounty”             Comedy-Drama) William Powell.
Dennis Quaid. Outnumbered             “The Godfather” ›››› (1972,          ›››› (1935, Adventure)             Nick and Nora Charles solve a
Texans fight to secede from           Crime Drama) Marlon Brando. A        Charles Laughton. An officer       mystery with their dog, Asta.
Mexico. (CC) (PG-13) (2:17)           mafia patriarch tries to hold his    and shipmates overthrow a cru-     (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:45) TCM Thu.
ENC Thu. 3:45 a.m., 3:20 p.m.         empire together. (CC) (HD) (R)       el captain. (CC) (NR) (2:15)       7:30 a.m.
“Alex Cross” › (2012, Action)         (2:57) MAX Mon. 5 p.m.; Fri.         TCM Thu. 9 p.m.                    “Titanic” ›››› (1997, Histor-
Tyler Perry. A serial killer push-    12:15 p.m.                           “National Velvet” ››››             ical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio.
es Cross to the edge. (CC) (HD)       “The Godfather, Part II” ››››        (1944, Drama) Mickey Rooney.       A woman falls for an artist
(PG-13) (1:41) TMC Sun. 11:40         (1974, Crime Drama) Al Pacino.       An ex-jockey coaches an Eng-       aboard the ill-fated ship. (PG-
a.m., 8 p.m.; Wed. 4:40 p.m.,         Michael Corleone moves his fa-       lish girl to the Grand National.   13) (3:15) BRAVO Sat. 8 p.m.;
11:05 p.m.                            ther’s crime family to Las Ve-       (CC) (G) (2:15) TCM Sun. 9         Sun. Midnight
“Ali” ››› (2001, Biography)           gas. (CC) (HD) (R) (3:20) MAX        p.m.                               “Titanic” ›››› (1997, Histor-
Will Smith. Based on the life         Tue. 4:35 p.m.                       “Ninotchka” ›››› (1939,            ical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio.
story of legendary boxer              “Gone With the Wind” ››››            Comedy) Greta Garbo. A play-       A woman falls for an artist
Muhammad Ali. (HD) (R) (3:30)         (1939, Romance) Clark Gable.         boy charms a Russian envoy on      aboard the ill-fated ship. (PG-
OWN Fri. 8 p.m., 11:30 p.m.           Civil War rogue Rhett Butler         business in Paris. (CC) (NR)       13) (4:00) OXY Thu. 6 p.m., 10
“Alice in Wonderland” ››              loves Southern belle Scarlett        (2:00) TCM Thu. 11:15 p.m.         p.m.
(2010, Fantasy) Johnny Depp.          O’Hara. (G) (4:00) TCM Mon. 5        “North by Northwest” ››››          “Tootsie” ›››› (1982, Come-
Live action/animated. Alice,          p.m.                                 (1959, Suspense) Cary Grant.       dy) Dustin Hoffman. An unem-
now a teen, returns to Under-         “The Good Earth” ››››                A case of mistaken identity en-    ployed actor poses as a woman
land. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM            (1937, Drama) Paul Muni. A           dangers an ad agent’s life. (CC)   to land a soap role. (CC) (PG)
Sun. Midnight, 11:30 a.m.             spoiled Chinese peasant loses        (NR) (2:30) TCM Fri. 8 a.m.        (1:56) ENC Mon. 6:50 a.m.,
“Alien vs. Predator” ››               touch with the land and with his     “The Philadelphia Story”           2:20 p.m.; Fri. 9:40 a.m.
(2004, Science Fiction) Sanaa
Lathan. Antarctic explorers en-
counter deadly extraterrestrials.     country. (HD) (PG-13) (1:59) FX      2 a.m.                             “An Amish Murder” (2013,
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:40) AMC          Mon. 11:33 p.m.; Tue. 10 a.m.        “American History X” ›››           Mystery) Neve Campbell. A for-
Sat. 1:01 a.m.                        “All Good Things” (2010, Mys-        (1998, Drama) Edward Norton.       mer Amishwoman must solve a
“Alive” ›› (1993, Docudrama)          tery) Ryan Gosling. The wife of      An ex-skinhead tries to save his   string of murders. (CC) (HD)
Ethan Hawke. Rugby team sur-          a New York real estate scion         brother from hate’s legacy. (CC)   (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 2 p.m.
vives 1970s Andes plane               suddenly goes missing. (R)           (HD) (R) (1:58) MAX Mon. 3:45      “Another Happy Day” ›››
crash. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:07)           (2:00) + Sat. 3 p.m.                 a.m.                               (2011, Comedy-Drama) Ellen
TMC Mon. 11:30 a.m.                   “Almost Famous” ››››                 “American Splendor” ›››            Barkin. A woman attends her
“All About Steve” › (2009, Ro-        (2000, Comedy-Drama) Billy           (2003, Biography) Paul Giamat-     son’s wedding at the estate of
mance-Comedy) Sandra Bul-             Crudup. A teenage rock journal-      ti. Comic-book writer Harvey       her ex-husband. (CC) (HD) (R)
lock. A smitten woman follows         ist goes on tour with a rising       Pekar tells his story. (CC) (HD)
a news cameraman around the           band. (HD) (R) (3:00) TBS Tue.       (R) (1:40) HBO Tue. 4:30 a.m.
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(1:55) SHOW Tue. Midnight             p.m.                                 (NR) (1:37) TMC Wed. 1 a.m.         Jason Statham. A serial killer
“Are We Done Yet?” › (2007,           “The Band Wagon” ›››                 “Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz          targets police officers. (CC)
Comedy) Ice Cube. A bizarre           (1953, Musical) Fred Astaire. A      Club” (2008, Drama) The             (HD) (R) (1:33) TMC Mon. 1:30
contractor complicates a fami-        Hollywood has-been tries his         Game. An ex-convict falls for a     a.m.
ly’s move to the suburbs. (CC)        luck in a Broadway musical.          policewoman. (CC) (R) (2:00)        “Blood Diamond” ››› (2006,
(PG) (1:32) ENC Fri. 8 p.m.           (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 6          BET Fri. 2 a.m.                     Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio.
“Argo” ››› (2012, Historical          a.m.                                 “Ben-Hur” ››› (1925, Histori-       Two men join in a quest to re-
Drama) Ben Affleck. A CIA             “The Banger Sisters” ››              cal Drama) Ramon Novarro.           cover a priceless gem. (CC)
agent poses as a producer to          (2002, Comedy) Goldie Hawn.          Silent. An enslaved Jewish          (HD) (R) (2:18) AMC Sun.
rescue Americans in Iran. (CC)        Former groupies with a notori-       prince races his Roman betray-      11:30 a.m.; Tue. 4 p.m.; Wed.
(HD) (R) (2:00) MAX Mon. 1:05         ous past are reunited. (CC) (R)      er. (NR) (2:30) TCM Thu. 3          11 a.m.
a.m.; Fri. 8 p.m.                     (1:38) ENC Fri. 1:15 p.m.            a.m.                                “Boat Trip” › (2003, Comedy)
“Around the World in 80 Days”         “B.A.P.S” › (1997, Comedy)           “Ben-Hur” ›››› (1959, His-          Cuba Gooding Jr. Straight pals
›› (2004, Adventure) Jackie           Halle Berry. Georgia waitresses      torical Drama) Charlton Heston.     unwittingly set sail on an all-gay
Chan. An inventor and two side-       find themselves in a posh L.A.       Friends become bitter enemies       cruise. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34)
kicks circle the globe. (CC) (PG)     mansion. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00)         during the time of Christ. (G)      TMC Sun. 4:45 p.m.; Wed.
(1:59) ENC Sat. 5:55 p.m.             BET Thu. 10 p.m.; Fri. 2:30          (4:00) TCM Fri. 11 p.m.             6:25 p.m.
“Arthur” ›› (2011, Romance-           p.m.                                 “Beneath the Darkness” ›            “Body Double” ›› (1984, Sus-
Comedy) Russell Brand. An irre-       “Batman” ››› (1989, Action)          (2011, Suspense) Dennis             pense) Craig Wasson. An unem-
sponsible playboy must choose         Jack Nicholson. The Caped Cru-       Quaid. Teens discover a morti-      ployed actor is implicated in a
between love and money. (CC)          sader vows to rid Gotham City        cian’s dark secret. (CC) (HD)       bizarre murder plot. (CC) (R)
(HD) (PG-13) (2:30) COM Thu.          of the Joker. (CC) (PG-13)           (R) (1:37) TMC Sun. 1:30 p.m.       (1:49) ENC Sat. 2:45 a.m.
11:54 a.m.                            (2:06) STARZ Mon. 7:50 a.m.,         “Bermuda Tentacles” (2014,          “Bolt” ››› (2008, Comedy)
“As Cool as I Am” › (2013,            11:15 p.m.                           Science Fiction) Linda Hamil-       Voices of John Travolta. Animat-
Comedy-Drama) Claire Danes. A         “Batman Returns” ›› (1992,           ton. A rescue team battles an       ed. A delusional TV dog winds
whip smart teen comes of age          Action) Michael Keaton. The          ancient monster in the Bermu-       up in New York. (CC) (HD) (PG)
in a small town. (CC) (HD) (R)        Catwoman and the Penguin join        da Triangle. (2:00) SYFY Sat. 9     (1:45) DISN Sat. 9 a.m.
(1:32) TMC Wed. 3:05 p.m.,            forces against Batman. (CC)          p.m.; Sun. 1 a.m.                   “The Bone Collector” ››
9:30 p.m.                             (PG-13) (2:06) STARZ Sat.            “Between Us” › (2012, Come-         (1999, Suspense) Denzel
“Assault on Precinct 13” ›››          11:40 a.m.; Tue. 1:25 a.m.,          dy-Drama) Julia Stiles. Two cou-    Washington. A paralyzed detec-
(2005, Action) Ethan Hawke.           11:30 a.m.                           ples discover drastic changes       tive guides the hunt for a serial
Gunmen attack a crumbling po-         “Battlefield America” ››             since they last met. (CC) (HD)      killer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:58) AMC
lice station to kill a gangster.      (2012, Drama) Marques Hous-          (R) (1:30) TMC Fri. 12:30 p.m.      Wed. 2 p.m.; Thu. 1:01 a.m.
(HD) (R) (1:49) MAX Sun. 4:25         ton. A businessman becomes           “Bewitched” ›› (2005, Ro-           “Booty Call” ›› (1997, Come-
a.m.                                  involved with some aspiring          mance-Comedy) Nicole Kidman.        dy) Jamie Foxx. Two buddies
“Austin Powers: International         dancers. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)           An actual witch stars in a TV re-   hope to score during an event-
Man of Mystery” ›› (1997,             (2:30) BET Fri. Noon                 make of the 1960s sitcom.           ful double date. (HD) (R) (2:00)
Comedy) Mike Myers. Cryogeni-         “Battleship” ›› (2012, Sci-          (CC) (PG-13) (1:40) STARZ           VH1 Mon. 3 a.m., 3:55 p.m.
cally preserved foes meet             ence Fiction) Taylor Kitsch.         Sun. 2:20 p.m.                      “The Bourne Legacy” ›››
again. (CC) (PG-13) (1:29)            Earth comes under attack from        “Beyond Loch Ness” (2008,           (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner.
STARZ Thu. 5:10 a.m.                  a superior alien force. (CC)         Suspense) Brian Krause. A sci-      Jason Bourne’s actions have
“The Aviator” ››› (2004, Bi-          (HD) (PG-13) (2:11) HBO Sat.         entist traces the Loch Ness         consequences for a new agent.
ography) Leonardo DiCaprio.           6:15 a.m., 5:45 p.m.; Tue. 8         monster to Lake Superior. (HD)      (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:15) MAX
Howard Hughes produces                a.m., 6:45 p.m.; Fri. 3:15 p.m.      (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 1 p.m.         Sat. 5:40 p.m.
movies and flies airplanes. (CC)      “Be My Valentine” (2013, Ro-         “Big Daddy” › (1999, Comedy)        “Bowfinger” ››› (1999, Com-
(PG-13) (2:46) STARZ Sun.             mance) William Baldwin. A wid-       Adam Sandler. A goofy ne’er-do-     edy) Steve Martin. A filmmaker
5:05 p.m.; Mon. 10:05 a.m.            owed firefighter asks a florist to   well adopts an impressionable

B
                                                                                                               tries to shoot a movie around
                                      a Valentine’s Day ball. (CC)         youngster. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)        an unwary star. (CC) (HD) (PG-
                                      (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 7 p.m.;        (1:33) HBO Tue. 1 p.m.; Fri.        13) (1:37) HBO Sun. Noon
                                      Sun. Noon                            8:15 a.m.                           “Boys and Girls” › (2000, Ro-
“Babes on Broadway” ›››               “Beaches” ›› (1988, Drama)           “The Big Kahuna” ›› (1999,          mance-Comedy) Freddie Prinze
(1941, Musical Comedy) Mick-          Bette Midler. Two women from         Comedy-Drama) Kevin Spacey.         Jr. Longtime friends wonder if
ey Rooney. Talented youngsters        different worlds, best friends       Three salesmen discuss life         they should date each other.
put on another show, this time        for life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)          and work at a Kansas conven-        (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:34) TMC
for orphans. (CC) (NR) (2:15)         (2:03) SHOW Fri. 3:45 a.m.           tion. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30)          Mon. 7:25 p.m.
TCM Sun. 11:15 p.m.                   “Beautiful Creatures” ››             SHOW Fri. 6 a.m.                    “Boys Town” ››› (1938, Dra-
“Back to the Future Part II”          (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenre-       “Big Momma’s House” ››              ma) Spencer Tracy. A new ar-
››› (1989, Comedy) Michael            ich. Star-crossed teens uncover      (2000, Comedy) Martin               rival disrupts a home for way-
J. Fox. Marty’s time traveling is     dark secrets in their town. (CC)     Lawrence. An FBI agent goes         ward boys. (CC) (NR) (2:00)
threatened by a dangerous ri-         (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) HBO Tue.         under cover to protect a woman      TCM Sun. 5 p.m.; Thu. 11:45
val. (CC) (PG) (1:47) STARZ           10:45 a.m.                           and her son. (CC) (PG-13)           a.m.
Sun. 5:25 a.m.                        “Beauty Shop” ›› (2005,              (2:30) BET Fri. 7:30 p.m.           “The Brass Teapot” › (2012,
“Back to the Future Part III”         Comedy) Queen Latifah. A de-         “Bio-Dome” › (1996, Comedy)         Comedy) Juno Temple. An an-
››› (1990, Comedy) Michael            termined hairstylist competes        Pauly Shore. Idiot collegians       tique transforms a couple from
J. Fox. Marty McFly visits the        with her former boss. (CC) (HD)      bumble into experimental            losers into winners. (CC) (HD)
Old West to save the imperiled        (PG-13) (1:45) TMC Mon. 9            ecosystem. (CC) (PG-13) (1:35)      (R) (1:41) TMC Sat. 6:20 a.m.
Doc. (CC) (PG) (1:58) STARZ           p.m.                                 STARZ Sat. 3:25 a.m.                “Bridget Jones’s Diary” ›››
Tue. 6:40 a.m.                        “Beavis and Butt-head Do             “Black Dog” ›› (1998, Ac-           (2001, Romance-Comedy)
“Bad Boys II” ›› (2003, Ac-           America” ›› (1996, Comedy)           tion) Patrick Swayze. A trucker     Renée Zellweger. A diet-ob-
tion) Martin Lawrence. Two de-        Voices of Mike Judge. Animat-        drives a suspicious shipment.       sessed woman looks for suit-
tectives battle a drug kingpin in     ed. Numbskull teens fall in with     (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:28) HBO        able husband material. (CC)
Miami. (CC) (R) (2:26) STARZ          arms dealers. (CC) (HD) (PG-         Tue. 6:30 a.m.                      (HD) (R) (1:32) AMC Fri. 9:15
Wed. 3:50 p.m.                        13) (1:54) COM Fri. Noon             “Blade” ›› (1998, Horror)           a.m.
“Bad Santa” ››› (2003,                “Bedtime Stories” ›› (2008,          Wesley Snipes. A vampire            “Broadway to Hollywood” ››
Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton.           Comedy) Adam Sandler. A              hunter does battle with a vi-       (1933, Musical) Alice Brady. A
Two criminals disguise them-          handyman’s tall tales begin to       cious bloodsucker. (CC) (R)         couple teach their children the
selves as St. Nick and an elf.        come true. (CC) (HD) (PG)            (2:00) STARZ Thu. 4:45 p.m.;        ethical way to fame. (CC) (NR)
(CC) (R) (1:33) ENC Tue. 4:55         (1:45) DISN Sat. 8:15 p.m.;          Fri. 2:25 a.m.                      (1:30) TCM Sun. 3 a.m.
p.m.                                  Sun. 11 a.m.                         “Blade: Trinity” ›› (2004,          “Broken City” ›› (2013,
“The Bad Seed” ››› (1956,             “Bee Movie” ›› (2007, Come-          Horror) Wesley Snipes. Blade        Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg.
Horror) Nancy Kelly. A mother         dy) Voices of Jerry Seinfeld. An-    and a pair of vampire slayers       An ex-cop goes to war against
suspects her child’s evil behav-      imated. A bee decides to sue         battle Dracula. (CC) (R) (1:54)     New York’s corrupt mayor. (CC)
ior is inherited. (CC) (NR) (2:15)    the human race for the theft of      STARZ Sun. Midnight                 (HD) (R) (1:48) MAX Sun. 8:05
TCM Sat. 2:45 p.m.                    honey. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00)         “The Bleeding” › (2009, Hor-        p.m.
“Bad Teacher” ›› (2011,               USA Wed. 8 a.m.                      ror) Vinnie Jones. A man must       “The Brothers Grimm” ››
Comedy) Cameron Diaz. Two             “Behind the Burly Q” ››              slay his vampire brother. (CC)      (2005, Fantasy) Matt Damon.
teachers vie for the affections       (2010, Documentary) Behind-          (R) (2:00) SYFY Mon. 1:30
of a rich substitute. (HD) (R)        the-scenes stories tell of bur-      a.m.
(2:00) FX Thu. 7 p.m., 10:02          lesque performers. (CC) (HD)         “Blitz” ›› (2011, Suspense)            Continued on next page
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Traveling con men probe a mag-       “Career Opportunities” ››           Meatballs” ››› (2009, Come-         “The Court-Martial of Jackie
ical mystery. (CC) (PG-13)           (1991, Comedy) Frank Whaley.        dy) Voices of Bill Hader. Animat-   Robinson” ››› (1990, Docud-
(1:58) ENC Wed. 7 a.m.               A janitor and a shoplifter try to   ed. An inventor finds a way to      rama) Andre Braugher. Future
“Brown Sugar” ›› (2002, Ro-          stop two burglars. (CC) (HD)        convert water into food. (HD)       baseball star stands trial as
mance-Comedy) Taye Diggs.            (PG-13) (1:24) SHOW Tue.            (PG) (2:00) FAM Sun. 8 p.m.;        Army officer in 1944. (CC)
Childhood friends won’t admit        10:30 a.m.                          Mon. 7 p.m.                         (3:00) BET Sun. 11 a.m.
they love each other. (CC) (HD)      “Carnival Boat” ›› (1932,           “Clueless” ››› (1995, Come-         “The Courtship of Andy Hardy”
(PG-13) (1:49) STARZ Thu.            Drama) Bill Boyd. A lumber-         dy) Alicia Silverstone. Spoiled     ›› (1942, Comedy) Mickey
7:05 p.m.                            camp logger woos a young en-        Beverly Hills teens careen          Rooney. Andy dates a girl
“Bubble Boy” › (2001, Come-          tertainer off a showboat. (NR)      through the good life. (HD) (PG-    whose parents are divorcing.
dy) Jake Gyllenhaal. A plastic-      (1:15) TCM Wed. 1:15 p.m.           13) (2:01) COM Mon. 1:24            (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 1
encased guy goes cross-coun-         “Casablanca” ›››› (1942,            p.m.                                p.m.
try to stop a wedding. (CC) (HD)     Drama) Humphrey Bogart.             “Coach Carter” ››› (2005,           “The Crew” ›› (2000, Come-
(PG-13) (1:59) COM Sat. 11:59        Nazis, intrigue and romance         Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. A         dy) Richard Dreyfuss. Four re-
a.m.                                 clash at a Moroccan nightclub.      high-school basketball coach        tired gangsters concoct a
“The Bucket List” ›› (2007,          (CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM Mon. 2         pushes his team to excel. (CC)      scheme to keep the rent low.
Comedy-Drama) Jack Nicholson.        p.m.                                (HD) (PG-13) (2:16) SHOW Sat.       (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:27) TMC
Dying men make a list of things      “Catch Me if You Can” ›››           2:30 p.m.; Sun. 3:30 a.m.;          Wed. 6:30 a.m.
to do before they expire. (HD)       (2002, Comedy-Drama) Leonar-        Wed. 6:30 p.m.                      “Crimes and Misdemeanors”
(PG-13) (2:00) ± Wed. 11             do DiCaprio. A teenage scam         “Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’       ››› (1989, Comedy-Drama)
a.m.                                 artist poses as a pilot, surgeon    With the Godmother” ›››             Martin Landau. Two white-collar
“The Buddy Holly Story” ›››          and lawyer. (PG-13) (3:00) $        (2008, Documentary) Drug            professionals face crises in
(1978, Biography) Gary Busey.        Sun. 1 a.m.                         lords Charles Cosby and Grisel-     their lives. (CC) (PG-13) (1:44)
The rock ’n’ roller from Texas       “The Cave” ›› (2005, Horror)        da Blanco become friends. (NR)      ENC Mon. 3:15 a.m.
dies in a 1959 plane crash at        Cole Hauser. Monsters hunt ex-      (1:00) CNBC Fri. 3 p.m.             “Crimes of the Heart” ›››
22. (CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM Tue.        plorers in underground caverns.     “Cocktail” ›› (1988, Ro-            (1986, Drama) Diane Keaton.
10:30 p.m.                           (CC) (PG-13) (1:37) STARZ           mance) Tom Cruise. An arro-         Three eccentric Southern sis-
“A Bug’s Life” ››› (1998,            Wed. 2:10 p.m.                      gant young bartender uses his       ters are reunited by a shooting.
Fantasy) Voices of Dave Foley.       “Celeste and Jesse Forever”         charm and good looks. (CC)          (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:44) SHOW
Animated. Insects help an ant        ›› (2012, Romance-Comedy)           (HD) (R) (1:44) SHOW Tue.           Tue. 5:30 a.m.
fend off grasshoppers. (HD) (G)      Rashida Jones. A divorcing cou-     1:45 p.m.                           “Crossroads” › (2002, Come-
(2:00) FAM Sun. 10 p.m.; Mon.        ple try to maintain their friend-   “Code 46” ›› (2003, Science         dy-Drama) Britney Spears.
9 p.m.                               ship. (CC) (R) (1:30) STARZ         Fiction) Tim Robbins. A futuris-    Three young women hit the
“A Bug’s Life” ››› (1998,            Mon. 3:15 p.m.                      tic investigator falls for his      road on a trek to Los Angeles.
Fantasy) Voices of Dave Foley.       “The Change-Up” ›› (2011,           quarry. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32)        (PG-13) (1:34) BRAVO Fri. 6
Animated. Insects help an ant        Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. An           MAX Tue. 4:50 a.m.                  a.m.
fend off grasshoppers. (CC)          overworked lawyer and his           “The Cold Light of Day” ›           “Cypher” ››› (2002, Sus-
(HD) (G) (1:45) DISN Mon.            carefree buddy switch bodies.       (2012, Action) Henry Cavill. A      pense) Jeremy Northam. A man
12:30 p.m.; Tue. 7:15 a.m.           (HD) (R) (2:00) TBS Sun. 10:30      young business consultant           becomes a double agent for
“Burlesque” ›› (2010, Dra-           p.m.                                must save his kidnapped fami-       two rival firms. (CC) (HD) (R)
ma) Cher. A small-town gal                                                                                   (1:30) TMC Fri. 6:15 a.m.

                                                                                                             D
                                     “The Chicken Chronicles” ››         ly. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:33)
finds her niche at a neobur-         (1977, Comedy) Steve Gutten-        SHOW Sun. 5:55 p.m.
lesque club. (PG-13) (2:30)          berg. 1960s teen works in           “Commando” ›› (1985, Ac-
OXY Sat. 4:30 p.m.; Sun. Mid-        chicken-takeout, lusts for          tion) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A
night                                                                                                        “Daddy’s Little Girls” ››
                                     dream-girl. (CC) (HD) (PG)          war vet battles an old foe to       (2007, Romance) Gabrielle
“Burlesque” ›› (2010, Dra-           (1:32) TMC Tue. 6:30 a.m.           rescue his kidnapped child.
ma) Cher. A small-town gal                                                                                   Union. A poor mechanic and an
                                     “Children of the Corn V: Fields     (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) AMC Wed.       attorney share an unexpected
finds her niche at a neobur-         of Terror” (1998, Horror) Stacy     9 a.m.
lesque club. (PG-13) (1:56)                                                                                  romance. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
                                     Galina. A woman tries to save       “The Condemned” › (2007,            (2:30) BET Sun. 7:30 p.m.;
BRAVO Fri. 5 p.m.; Sat. 1:30         her brother from evil forces.       Action) Steve Austin. Prisoners     Mon. 1:30 p.m.
a.m.                                 (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24) SHOW Thu.      fight to the death before an au-    “Dare” ›› (2009, Drama)
“Bus Stop” ››› (1956, Come-          Noon
dy-Drama) Marilyn Monroe. A                                              dience on the Web. (CC) (HD)        Emmy Rossum. Three high-
                                     “The Chronicles of Riddick”         (R) (1:59) USA Mon. 12:01
lovestruck cowboy pursues a                                                                                  school drama students experi-
                                     ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Vin      a.m., 8 a.m.
vulnerable saloon singer. (CC)                                                                               ment sexually. (CC) (HD) (R)
(NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 9:15
                                     Diesel. A fugitive fights an in-    “The Conjuring” ››› (2013,          (1:30) TMC Sun. 3:10 p.m.;
                                     vading ruler and his army. (HD)     Horror) Vera Farmiga. Paranor-      Wed. 1:30 p.m., 8 p.m.
p.m.                                 (PG-13) (2:30) ± Mon. 11:30
“Bye Bye Birdie” ››› (1963,                                              mal investigators confront a        “The Dark Knight Rises” ›››
                                     a.m.                                powerful demonic entity. (CC)       (2012, Action) Christian Bale.
Musical Comedy) Dick Van
                                     “Cinderella Man” ››› (2005,         (HD) (R) (1:51) MAX Mon.            Batman faces a masked villain
Dyke. A town pays homage to a
                                     Biography) Russell Crowe.           10:25 a.m., 8 p.m.                  named Bane. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
rock idol who has been drafted.
(CC) (G) (2:00) TCM Tue. 5           Down-and-out boxer Jim Brad-        “Constantine” ›› (2005, Fan-        (2:45) HBO Mon. 3:15 p.m.;
p.m.                                 dock makes a dramatic come-         tasy) Keanu Reeves. A man           Thu. 1:30 p.m.

C
                                     back. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:24)      who sees demons helps a po-         “Dark Skies” ›› (2013, Sci-
                                     MAX Mon. 8 a.m.; Fri. 1:55          licewoman probe her sister’s        ence Fiction) Keri Russell.
                                     a.m.                                death. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00)         Aliens mark a human family for
“The Call” ›› (2013, Sus-            “A Cinderella Story” ››             HBO Sun. 3:45 a.m.                  future abduction. (CC) (HD) (PG-
pense) Halle Berry. An emer-         (2004, Romance-Comedy) Hi-          “Continental Divide” ››             13) (1:37) SHOW Mon. 6:15
gency operator must save a           lary Duff. A teenager meets a       (1981, Comedy-Drama) John           p.m.; Thu. 4:35 p.m.; Fri.
teen from a killer. (CC) (HD) (R)    high-school quarterback online.     Belushi. A Chicago columnist        12:30 a.m.
(1:36) ENC Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon.         (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Wed. 9         and an ornthologist have an un-     “Darkness Falls” ›› (2003,
4:20 p.m.; Thu. 10:05 p.m.           p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m.                   likely love affair. (HD) (PG)       Horror) Chaney Kley. The spirit
“The Campaign” ›› (2012,             “Circle of Friends” ›››             (1:43) SHOW Thu. 7 a.m.             of a lynched woman haunts a
Comedy) Will Ferrell. Rival can-     (1995, Drama) Chris O’Donnell.      “Contraband” ›› (2012, Ac-          New England town. (HD) (PG-
didates sling mud galore as          Three Irish girlfriends attend      tion) Mark Wahlberg. A former       13) (2:00) FX Wed. 7 a.m.
Election Day closes in. (CC)         college in 1957 Dublin. (CC)        smuggler finds he has to get        “The Day After Tomorrow” ››
(HD) (R) (1:36) MAX Sat. 9:50        (HD) (PG-13) (1:36) SHOW Sun.       back in the game. (HD) (R)          (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid.
a.m.; Thu. 8:10 a.m.                 8:45 a.m.                           (2:30) FX Tue. 7:30 p.m.; Wed.      Global warming leads to world-
“Can’t Hardly Wait” ››               “Citizen Kane” ›››› (1941,          7:30 p.m.                           wide natural disasters. (HD)
(1998, Comedy) Jennifer Love         Drama) Orson Welles. Orson          “The Cookout 2” (2011, Come-        (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Wed. 9
Hewitt. High-school seniors          Welles’ classic about a publish-    dy) Quran Pender. A man kid-        p.m.; Thu. 6:30 p.m.
flock to a wild graduation party.    er’s rise to power. (CC) (PG)       naps and blackmails an athlete      “Daylight” ›› (1996, Action)
(PG-13) (2:00) OXY Mon. 8            (2:00) TCM Mon. 10 a.m.             and his family. (CC) (HD) (NR)      Sylvester Stallone. Explosion
p.m., 10 p.m.                        “Closer” ››› (2004, Drama)          (2:00) BET Sat. 2 a.m.              traps New Yorkers in the Hol-
“Captains Courageous” ›››            Julia Roberts. Four people grap-    “The Core” ›› (2003, Action)        land Tunnel. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
(1937, Adventure) Spencer Tra-       ple with love and betrayal. (CC)    Aaron Eckhart. Scientists travel    (1:55) TMC Mon. 3:30 p.m.
cy. A fisherman saves a spoiled      (R) (1:41) STARZ Thu. 3:25          to the center of the Earth. (CC)
boy from drowning. (CC) (HD)         a.m.                                (HD) (PG-13) (2:16) AMC Thu.
(G) (2:00) TCM Sun. 9 a.m.           “Cloudy With a Chance of            1:30 p.m.                               Continued on next page
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“The Dead Zone” ››› (1983,          Nights” ›› (2004, Romance)         (R) (2:00) TBS Sat. 1 p.m.
Science Fiction) Christopher        Diego Luna. Love blossoms be-      “The Dukes of Hazzard” ››
Walken. A coma patient devel-       tween a Cuban and an Ameri-        (2005, Comedy) Johnny
                                                                                                           “The Faculty” ›› (1998, Hor-
ops the ability to foresee the      can teen. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)        Knoxville. The Duke cousins try
                                    (1:26) SHOW Thu. 10:30 a.m.                                            ror) Jordana Brewster. High-
future. (CC) (R) (1:43) ENC Sat.                                       to foil a scheme by Boss Hogg.
1 p.m.; Sun. 2:50 a.m.              “Dirty Work” › (1998, Come-                                            school students suspect that
                                                                       (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:01) COM        their teachers are aliens. (CC)
“Death Clique” (2014, Crime         dy) Norm Macdonald. Under-         Sat. 6:29 p.m.; Sun. 5:28 p.m.
Drama) Lexi Ainsworth. A rivalry    achievers form a revenge-for-                                          (HD) (R) (1:42) HBO Fri. 1 a.m.
                                                                       “Dumb and Dumberer: When            “A Family Affair” ››› (1937,
among three teens leads to an       hire business. (CC) (PG-13)        Harry Met Lloyd” › (2003,
act of violence. (CC) (HD) (NR)     (2:00) D Sat. 3 p.m.                                                   Comedy) Lionel Barrymore.
                                                                       Comedy) Eric Christian Olsen.       Judge Hardy overrules son
(2:00) LIFE Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun.       “Disco Godfather” ›› (1979,        Two clueless teens land in a
12:02 a.m., 7 p.m., 10:01           Action) Rudy Ray Moore. A                                              Andy’s puppy love. (CC) (NR)
                                                                       special-needs class. (CC) (PG-      (1:15) TCM Sun. 6:15 a.m.
p.m.; Mon. 1:03 a.m.                nightclub owner declares war       13) (1:25) ENC Tue. 3:50 a.m.,
“Death Race” ›› (2008, Ac-          on drug dealers. (R) (1:45)                                            “Far and Away” ››› (1992,
                                                                       6:30 p.m.

                                                                       E
tion) Jason Statham. Prisoners      TCM Sat. 11 p.m.                                                       Drama) Tom Cruise. A class-
compete in a brutal car race to     “Django Unchained” ›››                                                 crossed Irish couple go to 19th-
win their freedom. (HD) (R)         (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx. An                                         century America. (CC) (HD) (PG-
(2:30) FX Wed. 5 p.m.; Thu.         ex-slave and a German bounty       “Edward Scissorhands” ›››           13) (2:20) TMC Mon. 9 a.m.
2:30 p.m.                           hunter roam America’s South.       (1990, Fantasy) Johnny Depp.        “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” ›››
“The Departed” ››› (2006,           (CC) (HD) (R) (2:45) SHOW Sat.     A man-made misfit cuts a tragic     (1986, Comedy) Matthew Brod-
Crime Drama) Leonardo Di-           8 p.m.; Fri. 8 p.m.                figure in suburbia. (CC) (HD)       erick. A brash teen and his
Caprio. An undercover cop and       “Doctor Dolittle” ›› (1998,        (PG-13) (1:45) HBO Thu. 6:45        friends have an adventure in
a criminal lead double lives.       Comedy) Eddie Murphy. A 20th-                                          Chicago. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY
                                                                       a.m.
(HD) (R) (3:30) SPIKE Sat.          century doctor can talk with an-                                       Wed. 9:30 a.m., 1:30 p.m.
                                                                       “Elevator Girl” ›› (2010, Ro-       “Fever Pitch” ›› (2005, Ro-
12:30 a.m.                          imals. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:25)    mance) Lacey Chabert. Sparks
“Derailed” › (2002, Action)         MAX Sun. 7:50 a.m.; Fri. 7:30                                          mance-Comedy) Drew Barry-
                                                                       fly between a free-spirited         more. A woman falls in love
Jean-Claude Van Damme. A            a.m.                               woman and a lawyer. (CC) (HD)
NATO operative battles terror-      “Doctor Zhivago” ››› (1965,                                            with a die-hard baseball fan.
                                                                       (2:00) HALL Sat. 11 p.m.; Sun.      (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:43) HBO
ists aboard a train. (CC) (HD)      Romance) Omar Sharif. A Russ-      6 p.m.
(R) (1:29) SHOW Fri. 1:30 p.m.      ian doctor is torn between his                                         Sat. 5:45 a.m.
                                                                       “Elvis: That’s the Way It Is”       “50/50” ››› (2011, Comedy-
“Despicable Me” ››› (2010,          wife and another woman. (CC)       ››› (1970, Documentary)
Comedy) Voices of Steve Carell.     (PG-13) (3:45) TCM Fri. 1:15                                           Drama) Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
                                                                       Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley pre-   Learning that he has cancer, a
Animated. Three orphans chal-       p.m.
                                                                       pares for a 1970 Las Vegas          young man vows to beat the
lenge one of Earth’s greatest       “Dodgeball: A True Underdog
villains. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM      Story” ››› (2004, Comedy)          show. (CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM          odds. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:39)
Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 5:58 p.m.         Vince Vaughn. Dodgeball teams      Wed. 2 a.m.                         SHOW Tue. 5:15 p.m., 11:45
“Detective Dee and the Mys-         compete for $50,000 in Las         “Encino Man” ›› (1992, Com-         p.m.
tery of the Phantom Flame”          Vegas. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:32)    edy) Sean Astin. Two suburban       “The Fighting Temptations”
›› (2010, Mystery) Andy Lau.        HBO Sat. 1:55 p.m.; Wed. 5:45      California teens unearth a Cro-     ›› (2003, Comedy) Cuba
A Tang Dynasty detective            p.m.                               Magnon man. (CC) (HD) (PG)          Gooding Jr. A man forms a
probes two mysterious deaths.       “Dog Pound” ››› (2010, Dra-        (2:00) COM Mon. 11:24 a.m.          gospel choir to collect an inheri-
(Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD)       ma) Adam Butcher. Three crimi-     “Enduring Love” ›› (2004,           tance. (PG-13) (2:02) BRAVO
(PG-13) (2:03) SHOW Wed.            nals face brutal inmates at a      Suspense) Daniel Craig. A man       Fri. 8 a.m.
6:55 a.m.                           correctional facility. (CC) (HD)   obsesses over a science pro-        “First Dog” (2010, Adventure)
“Detention of the Dead”             (NR) (1:28) TMC Fri. 2:50 a.m.     fessor. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37)        Eric Roberts. A boy finds a dog
(2012, Horror) Jacob Zachar.        “Dogma” ››› (1999, Come-           TMC Fri. 4:30 a.m.                  and learns it belongs to the
High-school students are            dy) Ben Affleck. Two fallen an-    “English Without Tears” ››          president. (CC) (NR) (2:00) 4
trapped in detention with zom-      gels plan to re-enter heaven       (1944, Romance-Comedy) Lilli        Sun. 4 p.m.
bies. (HD) (NR) (1:27) SHOW         and end existence. (CC) (R)        Palmer. A socialite gets the op-    “Five Fingers” ›››› (2006,
Sun. 12:30 p.m.; Fri. 6:30 p.m.     (2:15) ENC Tue. 2:45 p.m.;         portunity to know her butler        Suspense) Laurence Fishburne.
“The Devil Is a Sissy” ››           Wed. 2:50 a.m.                     better. (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu.        Terrorists kidnap a Dutch relief
(1936, Comedy) Freddie              “Donnie Brasco” ››› (1997,         12:30 a.m.                          worker in Morocco. (CC) (HD)
Bartholomew. New York juve-         Crime Drama) Al Pacino. A mob      “Enough” ›› (2002, Sus-             (R) (1:26) SHOW Fri. Noon
niles test the mettle of a          lackey unknowingly takes an        pense) Jennifer Lopez. A            “Fled” ›› (1996, Action) Lau-
British youth. (CC) (NR) (1:45)     FBI agent under his wing. (CC)     woman takes her daughter and        rence Fishburne. Two hand-
TCM Sun. 4:30 a.m.                  (HD) (R) (2:30) A&E Sun. 2         flees her abusive husband.          cuffed fugitives dodge the law
“The Devil’s Advocate” ››           p.m.                               (CC) (PG-13) (1:54) ENC Mon.        and Cuban mobsters. (CC) (R)
(1997, Suspense) Keanu              “Don’t Go Near the Water” ››       8:50 a.m., 6 p.m.                   (1:38) ENC Fri. 2 a.m.
Reeves. An attorney goes to         (1957, Comedy) Glenn Ford.         “Eraser” ›› (1996, Action)          “Flesh and the Devil” ›››
work at a law firm run by Sa-       The misadventures of a Navy        Arnold Schwarzenegger. A gov-       (1927, Drama) Greta Garbo.
tan. (R) (3:00) WGN-A Sun. 5        public relations unit. (CC) (NR)   ernment agent protects a wit-       Silent. Two old friends become
p.m.                                (2:00) TCM Tue. 1 p.m.             ness from gunrunners. (HD) (R)      bitter rivals over the same
“Diary of a Mad Black               “Doomsday” ›› (2008, Action)       (:30) ± Sun. 11:30 a.m., 1          woman. (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu.
Woman” ›› (2005, Comedy-            Rhona Mitra. Disease special-      p.m.                                5 p.m.
Drama) Kimberly Elise. A            ists seek a cure for a deadly      “Escape From New York” ›››          “Follow the Boys” ›› (1963,
woman starts over after her         virus. (HD) (R) (2:30) FX Fri.     (1981, Action) Kurt Russell.        Romance-Comedy) Connie Fran-
husband leaves her. (CC) (HD)       2:30 p.m.; Sat. 2:03 a.m.          The president is missing in the     cis. Four girls follow their
(PG-13) (1:56) SHOW Sat. 5          “The Double” › (2011, Action)      prison city of Manhattan. (CC)      sweethearts in a dilapidated
p.m.; Sun. 10:30 a.m.; Tue. 7       Richard Gere. A senator’s mur-     (HD) (R) (1:40) AMC Tue. 9          car. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue.
p.m.                                der brings a CIA agent out of                                          9 a.m.
                                                                       a.m.
“Diary of a Wimpy Kid” ››           retirement. (Subtitled-English)                                        “Foolproof” ›› (2003, Sus-
                                    (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) TMC       “The Exorcism of Emily Rose”
(2010, Comedy) Zachary Gor-                                                                                pense) Ryan Reynolds. A crimi-
don. A middle-school student        Sun. 10 a.m., 6:20 p.m.; Fri.      ›› (2005, Horror) Laura Lin-
                                                                       ney. A lawyer defends a priest      nal blackmails young people to
chronicles his misadventures.       2:05 p.m.                                                              commit robbery. (CC) (HD) (R)
(HD) (PG) (2:00) TOON Fri. 4        “Dreamgirls” ››› (2006, Mu-        who performed a fatal exor-
                                                                       cism. (CC) (PG-13) (1:58)           (1:30) SHOW Thu. 3 p.m.
p.m.                                sical) Jamie Foxx. Three singers                                       “Fool’s Gold” › (2008, Action)
“Dinner at Eight” ››››              learn that fame has a high         STARZ Wed. 11:50 a.m.
                                                                       “Eye of the Beast” ›› (2007,        Matthew McConaughey. A
(1933, Comedy) Marie                price. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:45)                                        treasure-hunting pair embarks
Dressler. Society guests act up     TNT Sun. 5:15 p.m.                 Horror) James Van Der Beek. A
                                                                                                           on a last quest for booty. (CC)
at New York party for nobility.     “Drumline” ››› (2002, Come-        scientist tries to stop a giant
                                                                                                           (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) LIFE Thu.
(CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu.           dy-Drama) Nick Cannon. Rivalry     squid from killing people. (CC)
                                                                                                           10 p.m.; Fri. 2:02 a.m.
5:30 a.m.                           between two drummers threat-       (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Wed. 1        “Footloose” ›› (1984, Drama)
“The Dinosaur Project” (2012,       ens a college band. (CC) (PG-      a.m.                                Kevin Bacon. Hip teen moves
Adventure) Natasha Loring.          13) (1:58) ENC Wed. 10:40          “Eye of the Beast” ›› (2007,        to corn town where pastor
British explorers find a colony     a.m., 8 p.m.                       Horror) James Van Der Beek. A       taboos dancing. (CC) (HD) (PG)
of dinosaurs in the Congo. (CC)     “Due Date” ›› (2010, Come-         scientist tries to stop a giant     (2:30) CMT Sat. 2 p.m.; Wed.
(HD) (PG-13) (1:23) TMC Tue. 5      dy) Robert Downey Jr. A high-      squid from killing people. (HD)
a.m.                                strung man takes a road trip       (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 11 a.m.;
“Dirty Dancing: Havana              with an annoying stranger. (HD)    Sun. 3 a.m.                             Continued on next page
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9 p.m.; Thu. Noon                    “Gentleman’s Fate” ››               (1937, Drama) Paul Muni. A         “Happy Feet Two” ›› (2011,
“For a Good Time, Call...” ››        (1931, Crime Drama) John            spoiled Chinese peasant loses      Adventure) Voices of Elijah
(2012, Comedy) Ari Graynor.          Gilbert. A man discovers a          touch with the land and with       Wood. Animated. The son of a
Two roommates start a phone-         shocking secret from his fa-        his wife. (CC) (NR) (2:30) TCM     tap-dancing penguin is afraid to
sex line. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:26)       ther’s past. (NR) (1:45) TCM        Thu. 9:15 a.m.                     dance. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM
HBO Wed. 4:30 a.m.                   Wed. 8:30 a.m.                      “The Good Life” (2012, Drama)      Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 1:56 p.m.
“Foreclosed” (2013, Sus-             “The George McKenna Story”          Tangi Miller. Marianne and         “Harry Potter and the Chamber
pense) Marlee Matlin. A man          ››› (1986, Docudrama) Den-          Jacques begin to sacrifice their   of Secrets” ››› (2002, Fanta-
terrorizes the new owners of         zel Washington. A principal re-     vows. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:30)        sy) Daniel Radcliffe. A malevo-
his foreclosed home. (CC) (HD)       forms South Central L.A.’s          BET Mon. 11 a.m.                   lent force threatens the stu-
(NR) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 5 p.m.         deadliest school. (CC) (NR)         “The Good Mother” (2013,           dents at Hogwarts. (CC) (HD)
“The Forgotten” ›› (2004,            (2:30) BET Wed. 11 a.m.             Suspense) Helen Slater. A teen     (PG) (2:41) MAX Mon. 2:15
Suspense) Julianne Moore. A          “Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the      believes that her friend’s moth-   p.m.
psychiatrist tells a woman her       Way” (2013, Documentary)            er may be a murderer. (CC)         “Harry Potter and the Goblet
dead son never existed. (HD)         Geraldine Ferraro runs for vice     (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 4       of Fire” ››› (2005, Fantasy)
(PG-13) (2:00) FX Fri. 7 a.m.        president in 1984. (CC) (HD)        p.m.                               Daniel Radcliffe. Voldemort
“Forrest Gump” ›››› (1994,           (NR) (1:26) SHOW Sat. 9 a.m.        “Good Will Hunting” ›››            lays a trap for Harry at the Tri-
Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. An          “Ghost” ››› (1990, Fantasy)         (1997, Drama) Matt Damon. A        wizard Tournament. (HD) (PG-
innocent man enters history          Patrick Swayze. A murder victim     young Boston man must deal         13) (3:30) FAM Tue. 7:30 p.m.
from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)      returns to save his beloved fi-     with his genius and emotions.      “He Got Game” ››› (1998,
(HD) (PG-13) (2:22) AMC Sun.         ancee. (PG-13) (3:00) CMT           (CC) (R) (2:06) ENC Mon. 8         Drama) Denzel Washington. A
6 p.m.; Mon. 7 p.m., 10:01           Mon. 9 p.m.; Tue. Noon              p.m.; Tue. 12:35 p.m.              high-school basketball star
p.m.; Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed. 7 p.m.,      “Ghost Rider: Spirit of             “Goodbye, Mr. Chips” ››››
                                                                                                            faces his estranged father. (CC)
10 p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m., 10:01          Vengeance” › (2012, Action)         (1939, Drama) Robert Donat. A
                                                                                                            (HD) (R) (2:14) MAX Wed. 3:10
p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m., 10 p.m.           Nicolas Cage. A secret sect         shy teacher devotes his life to
                                                                         his students. (CC) (NR) (2:00)     a.m.
“The 40-Year-Old Virgin” ›››         hires Johnny Blaze to save a                                           “The Heartbreak Kid” ››
(2005, Romance-Comedy)               boy from Satan. (HD) (PG-13)        TCM Thu. 1:30 p.m.
                                                                         “Grand Hotel” ›››› (1932,          (2007, Comedy) Ben Stiller. A
Steve Carell. Three co-workers       (2:00) FX Sun. 8 p.m., 10 p.m.
                                                                                                            man realizes he may have mar-
unite to help their buddy get a      “The Ghost Writer” ›››              Drama) Greta Garbo. Five lives
                                     (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan.       are changed forever at a luxuri-   ried too hastily. (CC) (HD) (R)
sex life. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:56)
                                     A ghostwriter’s latest project      ous Berlin hotel. (CC) (NR)        (2:28) COM Sun. 8 a.m.
MAX Sat. 8 p.m.; Wed. 8:50
                                     lands him in jeopardy. (CC)         (2:00) TCM Thu. 7 p.m.             “The Heat” ›› (2013, Come-
a.m., 8 p.m.
“Frankenstein’s Army” (2013,         (HD) (PG-13) (2:09) SHOW            “The Great Gatsby” ›› (2013,       dy) Sandra Bullock. A federal
Action) Karel Roden. Cobbled-        Mon. 6:15 a.m., 4 p.m.              Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. A        agent and a Boston cop go af-
together monsters hunt Russ-         “Ghostbusters” ››› (1984,           would-be writer lives next to a    ter a drug lord. (CC) (HD) (R)
ian soldiers. (HD) (R) (1:24)        Comedy) Bill Murray. Ghost          mysterious millionaire. (CC)       (1:57) HBO Thu. 1:15 a.m.
SHOW Fri. 2:15 a.m.                  fighters battle ghouls in a Man-    (HD) (PG-13) (2:22) HBO Sat.       “Heat” ››› (1995, Crime Dra-
“Frankenweenie” ››› (2012,           hattan high-rise. (HD) (PG)         11:30 a.m.; Tue. 2:30 p.m.;        ma) Al Pacino. A homicide de-
Comedy) Voices of Catherine          (2:30) VH1 Sat. 8:30 p.m.;          Fri. 5:30 p.m.                     tective matches wits with a
O’Hara. Animated. A boy brings       Sun. 10:30 a.m.; Thu. 7 p.m.;       “Grumpy Old Men” ›› (1993,         cunning adversary. (CC) (HD)
his dead dog back to life. (CC)      Fri. 2:15 p.m.                      Comedy) Jack Lemmon. Feud-         (R) (2:52) MAX Sun. 11:20
(PG) (1:27) ENC Thu. 8:15 a.m.       “Ghostbusters II” ›› (1989,         ing neighbors vie for the affec-   a.m.; Thu. 12:55 a.m.
“Friday Night Lights” ›››            Comedy) Bill Murray. A long-        tions of a nearby widow. (CC)      “Hell Baby” ›› (2013, Come-
(2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thorn-       dead Carpathian warlock at-         (PG-13) (1:44) ENC Mon. 12:35      dy) Rob Corddry. A woman
ton. A football coach leads          tempts to return to Earth. (HD)     p.m., 10:10 p.m.                   gives birth to a demonic infant
high-school players in Texas.        (PG) (2:35) VH1 Sat. 5:55           “Gucci: The Director” ›››          that wreaks havoc. (CC) (HD)
(HD) (PG-13) (1:57) AMC Fri. 1       p.m.; Sun. 1:15 p.m.; Thu.          (2013, Documentary) Frida Gi-      (R) (1:38) MAX Sat. 8:15 a.m.;
a.m., 11:30 a.m.                     9:30 p.m.; Fri. 4:55 p.m.           annini becomes the creative di-    Thu. 9:50 a.m.
“Fright Night” ››› (2011,            “The Girl He Met Online”            rector for Gucci. (CC) (HD) (NR)   “Hell Divers” ›› (1931, Ac-
Horror) Anton Yelchin. A teenag-     (2014, Suspense) Yvonne             (1:37) SHOW Wed. 3 p.m.            tion) Wallace Beery. Aircraft car-
er discovers that his new neigh-     Zima. A man’s relationship with     “Guess Who” ›› (2005, Com-         rier pilots marooned during war
bor is a vampire. (R) (2:30)         a bipolar woman becomes dan-        edy) Bernie Mac. A black man       games. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM
OXY Sun. 8 a.m.                      gerous. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00)       meets his daughter’s white         Wed. 2:30 p.m.
“The Frighteners” ›› (1996,          LIFE Sat. 6 p.m.                    boyfriend. (CC) (PG-13) (1:45)     “Hello Again” › (1987, Fanta-
Suspense) Michael J. Fox. A          “Girl 6” ›› (1996, Drama)           ENC Sun. 6:10 p.m.; Mon. 5         sy) Shelley Long. A spiritualist
psychic hustler encounters a         Theresa Randle. Failed actress      a.m.                               brings her dead sister back to

                                                                         H
genuine supernatural threat.         turns phone-sex operator. (CC)                                         life. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:36) TMC
(CC) (HD) (R) (1:49) TMC Sat.        (R) (1:47) ENC Tue. 2 a.m.                                             Wed. 8 a.m.
9 p.m.; Sun. 12:35 a.m.              “Gladiator” ››› (2000, His-                                            “The Help” ››› (2011, Dra-

G
                                     torical Drama) Russell Crowe. A     “Hall Pass” ›› (2011, Come-        ma) Viola Davis. An aspiring
                                     fugitive general becomes a          dy) Owen Wilson. Two married       writer captures the experiences
                                     gladiator in ancient Rome. (CC)     men get one week to do what-       of black women. (CC) (HD) (PG-
“Gangster Squad” ›› (2013,           (HD) (R) (2:34) AMC Sat. 5:30       ever they please. (HD) (R)         13) (3:03) TNT Sat. 8 p.m.;
Crime Drama) Josh Brolin.            p.m.; Sun. 2:30 a.m., 2:30          (2:00) FX Mon. 6 p.m.; Tue. 1      Sun. 8 p.m., 11:03 p.m.
Cops try to bring mobster Mick-      p.m.                                p.m.                               “Hercules” ››› (1997, Adven-
ey Cohen to justice. (CC) (HD)       “Go, Johnny, Go!” ›› (1958,         “The Hand That Rocks the Cra-      ture) Voices of Tate Donovan.
(R) (1:50) MAX Wed. 10 p.m.          Musical) Jimmy Clanton. A disc      dle” ››› (1992, Suspense)          Animated. The strongman be-
“Garfield: A Tail of Two Kit-        jockey creates teen idol Johnny     Annabella Sciorra. A woman         comes a Greek hero. (HD) (G)
ties” ›› (2006, Comedy) Voic-        Melody. (G) (1:30) TCM Tue. 9       vows to destroy a family she       (2:00) FAM Sat. 6 p.m.; Sun.
es of Bill Murray. Garfield fol-     p.m.                                blames for her woes. (CC) (HD)     3:56 p.m.
lows Jon to England and re-          “The Godfather” ›››› (1972,         (R) (2:30) LIFE Sun. 2:30 p.m.     “Here Comes the Boom” ››
ceives royal treatment. (HD)         Crime Drama) Marlon Brando. A       “The Hangover Part III” ››         (2012, Comedy) Kevin James.
(PG) (2:00) TOON Sat. 11 a.m.        mafia patriarch tries to hold his   (2013, Comedy) Bradley Coop-       A teacher moonlights as a
“Gaslight” ››› (1944, Sus-           empire together. (CC) (HD) (R)      er. All bets are off when the      mixed martial arts fighter. (CC)
pense) Charles Boyer. A diaboli-     (2:57) MAX Mon. 5 p.m.; Fri.        Wolfpack hits the road. (Subti-    (PG) (1:44) STARZ Sat. 9:50
cal husband tries to drive his       12:15 p.m.                          tled-English) (CC) (HD) (R)        a.m.; Thu. 8:25 a.m.
wife insane. (CC) (NR) (2:00)        “The Godfather, Part II”            (1:40) HBO Wed. 1 a.m.             “He’s Mine Not Yours” (2011,
TCM Mon. 8 a.m.                      ›››› (1974, Crime Drama) Al         “Hannibal Rising” ›› (2007,        Romance-Comedy) Caryn Ward.
“The Gatekeepers” ›››                Pacino. Michael Corleone            Suspense) Gaspard Ulliel. Trau-    A woman hires a temptress to
(2012, Documentary) Inter-           moves his father’s crime family     ma endured during World War II     test her lover’s fidelity. (CC)
views with former heads of the       to Las Vegas. (CC) (HD) (R)         warps young Hannibal Lecter’s      (HD) (NR) (3:00) BET Mon. 7
Israeli secret service. (Subti-      (3:20) MAX Tue. 4:35 p.m.           mind. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:01) AMC     p.m.; Tue. 11 a.m.
tled-English) (CC) (PG-13) (1:36)    “Gone With the Wind” ››››           Tue. 1:30 p.m.                     “The Hessen Conspiracy”
STARZ Tue. 5 p.m.                    (1939, Romance) Clark Gable.        “Happy Accidents” ›› (2000,        (2009, Action) Billy Zane. Two
“Genius” ›› (1999, Comedy)           Civil War rogue Rhett Butler        Romance-Comedy) Marisa             renegade Army officers smug-
Trevor Morgan. A 14-year-old         loves Southern belle Scarlett       Tomei. Woman falls for a man       gle Germany’s crown jewels to
college student juggles a dou-       O’Hara. (G) (4:00) TCM Mon. 5       who claims to be a time-travel-
ble life. (CC) (1:35) DISN Sun.      p.m.                                er. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) SHOW
2:30 a.m.                            “The Good Earth” ››››               Mon. 8:30 a.m.                        Continued on next page
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New York. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00)       ››› (1953, Comedy) Marilyn         (2008, Action) Edward Norton.        Sorvino. Killer sharks attack
D Sat. 7 p.m.                         Monroe. Three gold diggers         Bruce Banner faces an enemy          New Jersey swimmers. (CC)
“Hidalgo” ›› (2004, Adven-            rent a posh Manhattan pent-        known as The Abomination.            (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 2
ture) Viggo Mortensen. A West-        house. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM        (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:32) TNT         a.m.
erner races a horse across the        Sat. 5 p.m.                        Fri. 8 p.m.                          “Johnny Be Good” ›› (1988,
Arabian desert. (CC) (PG-13)          “How to Train Your Dragon”         “Indiana Jones and the Temple        Comedy) Anthony Michael Hall.
(2:15) STARZ Fri. 12:50 p.m.          ››› (2010, Fantasy) Voices of      of Doom” ››› (1984, Adven-           A hotshot high-school quarter-
“The History Boys” ›››                Jay Baruchel. Animated. A          ture) Harrison Ford. Jones, a        back is wined and dined. (CC)
(2006, Comedy-Drama) Richard          teenage Viking befriends an in-    singer and an orphan look for        (R) (1:24) ENC Sun. 1:20 a.m.
Griffiths. British students pre-      jured dragon. (HD) (PG) (2:00)     missing stones. (CC) (PG)            “The Journey of August King”
pare for university entrance ex-      FX Sat. 4 p.m.; Sun. 10 a.m.       (2:30) SYFY Sun. 9 p.m.              ›› (1995, Drama) Jason
ams. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:49) MAX         “The Howling” ››› (1981,           “Indiana Jones and the Temple        Patric. A white widower shelters
Thu. 4:20 a.m.                        Horror) Dee Wallace. A journal-    of Doom” ››› (1984, Adven-           a runaway slave in North Caroli-
“Hitch” ››› (2005, Romance-           ist is hounded by werewolves       ture) Harrison Ford. Jones, a        na. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:31)
Comedy) Will Smith. A smooth-         at a retreat. (CC) (HD) (R)        singer and an orphan look for        TMC Thu. 6:15 a.m.
talker helps a shy accountant         (1:31) AMC Sat. 3 a.m.             missing stones. (CC) (HD) (PG)       “Joy Road” (2004, Drama)
woo an heiress. (CC) (PG-13)          “The Human Comedy” ›››             (2:30) SYFY Mon. 5:30 p.m.           Wood Harris. A lawyer gets
(1:57) ENC Sun. 12:30 p.m.;           (1943, Comedy-Drama) Mickey        “Inescapable” › (2012, Sus-          drawn into his sister’s legal
Mon. 1:15 a.m.                        Rooney. A boy comes of age in      pense) Alexander Siddig. A fa-       troubles. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30)
“The Hitcher” › (2007, Sus-           WWII California. (CC) (NR)         ther desperately searches for        BET Thu. 2 p.m.
pense) Sean Bean. A cunning           (2:15) TCM Sun. 12:45 p.m.         his daughter. (CC) (HD) (R)          “Jumping Ship” ›› (2001, Ad-
serial killer victimizes two trav-    “The Hunchback of Notre            (1:33) TMC Thu. 4:40 a.m.            venture) Joey Lawrence. Two
eling students. (CC) (HD) (R)         Dame” ››› (1996, Drama)            “The Internship” ›› (2013,           cousins and a boat captain are
(2:00) SYFY Thu. 1:30 a.m.            Voices of Tom Hulce. Animated.     Comedy) Vince Vaughn. Old-           marooned on an island. (CC)
“Holiday Heart” ››› (2000,            A bell ringer saves a Gypsy girl   school salesmen finagle intern-      (HD) (1:45) DISN Sat. 2:30
Drama) Ving Rhames. A drag            from a mob. (HD) (G) (2:00)        ships at Google. (CC) (HD) (PG-      a.m.
queen shelters a drug addict          FAM Sat. 4 p.m.; Sun. 7:30         13) (1:59) MAX Sun. 9:20             “Juno” ››› (2007, Comedy-
and her child. (CC) (R) (2:30)        a.m.                               a.m., 10 p.m.; Wed. 6 p.m.           Drama) Ellen Page. A teen de-
BET Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m.         “Hybrid” (2007, Suspense)          “It Could Happen to You” ›››         cides to give up her unborn
“Hollow Man” ›› (2000, Sci-           Justine Bateman. A doctor          (1994, Romance-Comedy) Nico-         child for adoption. (PG-13)
ence Fiction) Kevin Bacon. A          transplants the eyes of a wolf     las Cage. A patrolman and a          (2:30) OXY Wed. 7 a.m., 3:30
scientist tests an invisibility       into a blind man. (CC) (HD)        waitress split a lottery jackpot.    p.m.
serum, with horrific results.         (NR) (2:00) SYFY Fri. 3:30 a.m.    (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) HALL Sat.      “Jurassic Park” ››› (1993,
(CC) (HD) (R) (1:53) AMC Mon.         “Hyde Park on Hudson” ››           9 p.m.; Sun. 4 p.m.                  Adventure) Sam Neill. Cloned
11:15 a.m.                            (2012, Historical Drama) Bill      “It Happened One Night”              dinosaurs run amok at an is-
“Hollywoodland” ›› (2006,             Murray. FDR receives British       ›››› (1934, Romance-Come-            land-jungle theme park. (CC)
Mystery) Adrien Brody. A detec-       royals at his home in June         dy) Claudette Colbert. A news-       (PG-13) (2:06) ENC Thu. 11:45
tive probes the mysterious            1939. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) HBO     paperman shields a runaway           p.m.
death of TV Superman George           Thu. 5:10 a.m.                     heiress from her father. (CC)        “Just Friends” ›› (2005, Ro-

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Reeves. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:06)                                             (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 12:30           mance-Comedy) Ryan Reynolds.
TMC Sat. 10:35 a.m.; Fri. 3:45                                           a.m.                                 A music executive tries to woo

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p.m.; Sat. 5:35 a.m.                                                                                          his high-school crush. (HD) (PG-
“Holy Man” ›› (1998, Come-            “I Love You, Man” ›››                                                   13) (2:00) TBS Sun. Noon
dy-Drama) Eddie Murphy. A reli-       (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd. A                                             “Just Go With It” ›› (2011,
gious man saves a television          man’s new friendship threatens     “Jack and Diane” ›› (2012,           Romance-Comedy) Adam San-
programmer’s job. (CC) (HD)           his upcoming wedding. (HD) (R)     Drama) Juno Temple. Two              dler. A man’s careless lie spins
(PG) (1:54) TMC Wed. 11:35            (2:00) TBS Sat. 11 a.m.            teenage girls find that love can     out of control. (HD) (PG-13)
a.m.                                  “I Spy” ›› (2002, Comedy)          be a monster. (CC) (HD) (R)          (2:30) FX Sat. 8 p.m., 10:30
“Home Alone 2: Lost in New            Eddie Murphy. A spy recruits a     (1:33) TMC Tue. 11:05 p.m.           p.m.
York” ›› (1992, Comedy)               boxer to help him retrieve a       “Jack the Giant Slayer” ››           “Just Married” › (2003, Ro-
Macaulay Culkin. Kevin ends up        stolen plane. (CC) (PG-13)         (2013, Fantasy) Nicholas Hoult.      mance-Comedy) Ashton Kutch-
in New York when he boards            (1:36) ENC Fri. 6:20 p.m.          A young farmhand must defend         er. Two newlyweds have bad
the wrong plane. (HD) (PG)            “Ice Quake” ›› (2010, Sci-         his land from fearsome giants.       luck while honeymooning in Eu-
(2:30) FAM Sat. 1:30 p.m.             ence Fiction) Brendan Fehr. Liq-   (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:53) MAX         rope. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS
“Hope Springs” ››› (2012,             uid methane triggers a series      Tue. 8:50 a.m.                       Sun. 10 a.m.; Mon. 2 a.m.
Comedy-Drama) Meryl Streep. A         of devastating earthquakes.        “Jackass 3.5” ›› (2011,              “Juwanna Mann” › (2002,
husband and wife go to see a          (HD) (PG) (2:00) SYFY Thu.         Comedy) Johnny Knoxville.            Comedy) Miguel A. Núñez Jr. An
renowned marriage counselor.          4:30 p.m.                          Johnny Knoxville and gang per-       ex-NBA player dresses in drag
(CC) (PG-13) (1:40) ENC Mon.          “If You Could Only Cook” ››        form crazy stunts and pranks.        to join a women’s league. (CC)
10:50 a.m.; Thu. 9:50 a.m.            (1935, Romance-Comedy) Her-        (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:03) COM Sat.       (HD) (PG-13) (1:31) MAX Sun.
“Hot Shots! Part Deux” ›››            bert Marshall. A woman plots       12:02 a.m.                           6:15 a.m.; Wed. 1:10 p.m.

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(1993, Comedy) Charlie Sheen.         to land a servant’s job in a       “Jailhouse Rock” ›› (1957,
An inept commando goes on a           mobster’s mansion. (NR) (1:30)     Musical) Elvis Presley. Strum-
rescue mission. (CC) (HD) (PG-        TCM Wed. 7:30 p.m.                 ming ex-convict gets agent,
13) (1:29) HBO Mon. 8:30              “The Illusionist” ››› (2010,       turns rock ’n’ roll star. (CC)       “Keeping the Faith” ›››
a.m.                                  Drama) Voices of Jean-Claude       (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 7 p.m.          (2000, Romance-Comedy) Ben
“Hotel for Dogs” ›› (2009,            Donda. Animated. An aging ma-      “Jamboree” ›› (1957, Musi-           Stiller. A rabbi and a priest both
Comedy) Emma Roberts. Sib-            gician meets a young fan who       cal) Kay Medford. Meddling           fall in love with the same
lings transform an abandoned          changes his life. (Dubbed-Eng-     agents threaten the romance          woman. (CC) (PG-13) (2:07)
hotel into a haven for homeless       lish) (CC) (PG) (1:30) ENC Fri.    between two singers. (NR)            STARZ Tue. 6:45 p.m.; Wed.
dogs. (PG) (1:55) * Sun. 1:35         2:55 p.m.                          (1:30) TCM Wed. 12:30 a.m.           9:35 a.m.
a.m.                                  “The Impossible” ››› (2012,        “Java Heat” › (2013, Action)         “Killer Elite” ›› (2011, Ac-
“Hotel Transylvania” ››               Drama) Naomi Watts. A vaca-        Kellan Lutz. An American looks       tion) Jason Statham. A special-
(2012, Comedy) Voices of              tioning family is caught in the    for a terrorist in Indonesia. (CC)   ops agent must rescue his
Adam Sandler. Animated. Drac-         2004 Thailand tsunami. (CC)        (HD) (R) (1:44) SHOW Tue.            mentor. (HD) (R) (3:00) SPIKE
ula invites famous monsters to        (HD) (PG-13) (1:43) SHOW Sun.      3:30 p.m.                            Thu. 12:30 a.m.
a special birthday party. (CC)        2 p.m.; Mon. 4:20 a.m.             “Jeremiah Johnson” ›››               “Killer McCoy” ››› (1947,
(PG) (1:35) ENC Sat. 7:30 a.m.        “In Good Company” ›››              (1972, Adventure) Robert Red-        Drama) Mickey Rooney. Dancer
“Houseguest” › (1995, Come-           (2004, Comedy-Drama) Dennis        ford. A 19th-century adventurer      tries boxing, kills buddy, be-
dy) Sinbad. A con artist finds        Quaid. A demoted worker’s          moves to the Rocky Mountains.        comes gambler’s pawn. (CC)
refuge in the home of a subur-        younger boss is dating his         (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:47) AMC Sat.       (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 3 p.m.
ban family. (CC) (HD) (PG)            daughter. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)        10:30 p.m.                           “Killers” › (2010, Action) Ash-
(1:49) TMC Mon. 7 a.m.                (1:50) MAX Mon. 12:20 p.m.;        “Jerry Maguire” ››› (1996,           ton Kutcher. A woman learns
“How the West Was Won”                Thu. 5:50 p.m.                     Romance-Comedy) Tom Cruise.          the hard way that her husband
››› (1962, Western) Carroll           “In the Hive” (2011, Drama)        An attack of conscience              is a hit man. (HD) (PG-13)
Baker. Three generations of           Michael Clarke Duncan. A black     changes an L.A. sports agent’s       (2:00) TBS Fri. 10 p.m.
family go west. (CC) (G) (2:45)       teen enters an unorthodox al-      life. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:18) AMC       “Kindergarten Cop” ›› (1990,
TCM Fri. 10:30 a.m.                   ternative school. (CC) (HD) (R)    Mon. 4 p.m.; Tue. 1 a.m.
“How to Marry a Millionaire”          (3:00) BET Fri. 9 a.m.             “Jersey Shore Shark Attack”
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Comedy) Arnold Schwarzeneg-          ginia. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) TMC     (2000, Romance) Sanaa Lath-         no Moreno. A pregnant teenag-
ger. A two-fisted L.A. cop poses     Sun. 10 p.m.; Thu. 1 a.m.           an. A passion for the game          er becomes a drug mule. (Sub-
as a kindergarten teacher. (CC)      “Lean on Me” ›› (1989,              leads to love for two best          titled-English) (CC) (HD) (R)
(HD) (PG-13) (1:51) TMC Mon.         Docudrama) Morgan Freeman.          friends. (CC) (PG-13) (2:04)        (1:41) HBO Fri. 4:25 a.m.
5:30 p.m.                            A principal takes a hard line on    ENC Sun. 6:55 a.m.                  “Marie Antoinette” ›››
“A King in New York” ››              school violence and drugs. (CC)     “Love Happens” ›› (2009,            (1938, Biography) Norma
(1957, Comedy-Drama) Charles         (PG-13) (3:00) BET Sun. 12:30       Romance) Aaron Eckhart. A           Shearer. An 18th-century Austri-
Chaplin. A deposed king is ex-       a.m., 4:30 p.m.                     self-help guru comes to the re-     an princess becomes queen of
ploited during a 1950s visit to      “Legally Blonde” ›› (2001,          alization that he has never con-    France. (CC) (NR) (2:45) TCM
the U.S. (CC) (G) (2:00) TCM         Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A        fronted the loss of his wife.       Fri. 1:15 a.m.
Sat. 3 a.m.                          sorority queen enrolls in Har-      (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Wed. 11:30       “The Marine” › (2006, Action)
“Kiss Them for Me” ›› (1957,         vard to win back her boyfriend.     a.m.                                John Cena. Thugs kidnap the
Comedy) Cary Grant. Naval offi-      (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) CMT Sat.        “The Loved One” ››› (1965,          wife of a soldier. (HD) (NR)
cers find romance during a San       4:30 p.m.                           Comedy) Robert Morse. A visit-      (2:00) SPIKE Wed. 6 p.m.,
Francisco leave. (NR) (2:00)         “Legally Blonde” ›› (2001,          ing British poet handles his un-    10:30 p.m.
TCM Tue. 3 p.m.                      Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A        cle’s funeral, Hollywood style.     “The Master” ››› (2012,
“Knife Fight” › (2012, Drama)        sorority queen enrolls in Har-      (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Sat. 5         Drama) Joaquin Phoenix. A
Rob Lowe. A political strategist     vard to win back her boyfriend.     a.m.                                drifter becomes a charismatic
takes on an unlikely client. (CC)    (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:36) AMC        “The Lovely Bones” ›› (2009,        religious leader’s disciple. (CC)
(HD) (R) (1:39) TMC Mon. 5:10        Thu. 3:30 a.m., 9 a.m.              Drama) Mark Wahlberg. A             (HD) (R) (2:16) TMC Fri. 8 p.m.
a.m.; Fri. 10:30 p.m.                “The Legend of Drunken Mas-         young murder victim watches         “Max Payne” › (2008, Action)
“Knight and Day” ›› (2010,           ter” ›› (1994, Action) Jackie       over her family from heaven.        Mark Wahlberg. A cop hunts
Action) Tom Cruise. A woman          Chan. Smugglers target two          (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:16) HBO        those who killed his family.
becomes the reluctant partner        men as thieves. (Dubbed-Eng-        Thu. 4:15 p.m.                      (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Wed. 11
of a fugitive spy. (HD) (PG-13)      lish) (CC) (R) (1:42) ENC Sat.      “Lucky in Love” (2014, Ro-          a.m.; Thu. 9 a.m.
(2:30) FX Sun. 2 p.m.; Mon.          11:35 p.m.                          mance-Comedy) Jessica Szohr.        “Me, Myself & Irene” › (2000,
10 a.m.                              “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of       Pranks on April Fools’ Day          Comedy) Jim Carrey. A cop’s
“Knocked Up” ››› (2007, Ro-          Unfortunate Events” ›››             change the life of a woman.         two personalities fight over the
mance-Comedy) Seth Rogen. A          (2004, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A        (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 5        same woman. (CC) (HD) (R)
one-night stand has an unfore-       count plots to steal an inheri-     p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m.                   (1:57) MAX Wed. 12:40 a.m.
seen consequence. (HD) (R)           tance from three orphans. (CC)      “The Lucky One” ›› (2012,           “The Medallion” ›› (2003, Ac-
(2:00) TBS Fri. 8 p.m.               (HD) (PG) (1:47) TMC Sat. 2:30      Drama) Zac Efron. A war vet         tion) Jackie Chan. A Hong Kong
“Knowing” ›› (2009, Science          p.m.; Tue. 5:30 p.m.                looks for the woman he be-          detective has supernatural abil-
Fiction) Nicolas Cage. A note        “Letters to God” › (2010, Dra-      lieves brought him luck. (CC)       ities. (CC) (PG-13) (1:28) ENC
found in a time capsule pre-         ma) Robyn Lively. A troubled        (HD) (PG-13) (1:41) HBO Sat. 4      Sat. 2:50 p.m.; Wed. 1:20 a.m.
                                     mailman finds a young cancer        p.m.; Wed. 11 a.m.                  “Meek’s Cutoff” ››› (2010,

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dicts disastrous events. (HD)
(PG-13) (2:30) FX Fri. 11 a.m.       patient’s notes to God. (CC)                                            Western) Michelle Williams. A
“K-PAX” ›› (2001, Drama)             (HD) (PG) (1:54) TMC Wed.                                               guide leads three pioneer fami-
Kevin Spacey. A therapist’s          9:40 a.m.                                                               lies astray in the desert. (CC)
new patient claims to be an ex-      “Lincoln” ››› (2012, Histori-       “The Machinist” ››› (2004,          (HD) (PG) (1:41) SHOW Tue.
traterrestrial. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)    cal Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis.        Suspense) Christian Bale. Cryp-     Noon
(2:00) HBO Fri. 1:15 p.m.            Lincoln takes measures to en-       tic notes and encounters tor-       “Meet Me in St. Louis” ›››

L
                                     sure the end of slavery forever.    ment an insomniac. (CC) (HD)        (1944, Musical) Judy Garland.
                                     (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:29) TMC        (R) (1:41) TMC Sat. 12:10           A disappointed St. Louis family
                                     Sat. 8:05 a.m., 4:20 p.m.; Thu.     a.m.                                may miss the World’s Fair. (CC)
“Ladder 49” ›› (2004, Dra-           Noon, 10:10 p.m.                    “Made” ›› (2001, Comedy-            (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. Noon;
ma) Joaquin Phoenix. A fire-         “Lionheart” ›› (1990, Action)       Drama) Jon Favreau. Two mob         Fri. 5 p.m.
fighter awaits rescue from a         Jean-Claude Van Damme. An           lackeys are given a trial assign-   “Meet the Parents” ›››
burning building. (CC) (PG-13)       AWOL legionnaire becomes a          ment in New York. (CC) (HD) (R)     (2000, Comedy) Robert De
(1:54) ENC Fri. 4:20 p.m.; Sat.      modern gladiator in New York.       (1:34) HBO Mon. 3:05 a.m.           Niro. A man spends a disas-
12:45 a.m.                           (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45) SHOW           “Maid in Manhattan” ››              trous weekend with his lover’s
“The Lake House” ›› (2006,           Sun. 6 a.m.                         (2002, Romance-Comedy) Jen-         family. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:31)
Romance) Keanu Reeves. A             “Little Man” ›› (2006, Come-        nifer Lopez. A politician mis-      COM Sat. 3:58 p.m.; Sun.
doctor and a frustrated archi-       dy) Shawn Wayans. A tiny thief      takes a hotel maid for a            12:28 p.m.
tect fall in love across time.       poses as a toddler to retrieve a    wealthy woman. (HD) (PG-13)         “Megamind” ››› (2010,
(CC) (HD) (PG) (1:39) AMC            stolen gem. (CC) (PG-13) (1:38)     (:30) E! Sat. 10:30 p.m.            Comedy) Voices of Will Ferrell.
Mon. 9:15 a.m.                       ENC Wed. 2:35 p.m., 10:05           “Maid in Manhattan” ››              Animated. A supervillain has no
“Lake Placid 3” (2010, Horror)       p.m.                                (2002, Romance-Comedy) Jen-         purpose after he defeats his
Colin Ferguson. Baby crocodiles      “The Lone Ranger” ›› (2013,         nifer Lopez. A politician mis-      nemesis. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FX
become monstrous man-eaters.         Western) Johnny Depp. An Indi-      takes a hotel maid for a            Sat. Noon
(HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 5          an warrior and a lawman unite       wealthy woman. (CC) (HD) (PG-       “Memphis Belle” ›› (1990,
p.m.                                 to fight corruption. (CC) (PG-13)   13) (2:00) E! Sun. 6 p.m.           War) Matthew Modine. B-17
“Lake Placid: The Final Chap-        (2:29) STARZ Wed. 2:10 a.m.,        “Malibu Shark Attack” ››            bomber’s crew faces its last
ter” (2012, Horror) Robert En-       6:25 p.m.                           (2009, Suspense) Peta Wilson.       World War II mission. (HD) (PG-
glund. A warden and a poacher        “The Longest Yard” ›› (2005,        An earthquake unleashes huge,       13) (1:48) AMC Fri. 4:30 p.m.
have a showdown over giant           Comedy) Adam Sandler. Prison-       prehistoric sharks. (HD) (NR)       “Men in Black” ››› (1997,
crocs. (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY         ers train for a football game       (2:00) SYFY Sat. 3 p.m.             Action) Tommy Lee Jones. Se-
Sat. 7 p.m.                          against the guards. (CC) (HD)       “The Maltese Falcon” ››››           cret agents monitor extraterres-
“Larry Crowne” ›› (2011, Ro-         (PG-13) (1:53) SHOW Wed.            (1941, Crime Drama)                 trial activity on Earth. (PG-13)
mance-Comedy) Tom Hanks. A           9:30 p.m.                           Humphrey Bogart. Detective          (1:38) BRAVO Fri. 1:30 a.m.,
middle-aged man goes back to         “Lost in Space” ›› (1998,           Sam Spade searches for a jew-       10:30 a.m.
college after losing his job.        Science Fiction) William Hurt. A    el-encrusted statue. (CC) (NR)      “Men of Boys Town” ›››
(HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sat. 1       spy sabotages a family’s space      (2:00) TCM Mon. 4 a.m.              (1941, Drama) Spencer Tracy.
a.m.                                 mission for humanity. (CC) (PG-     “The Man in the Iron Mask”          Father Flanagan saves boy from
“Lassie Come Home” ›››               13) (2:11) STARZ Sat. 2:50          ›› (1998, Adventure) Leonar-        reform school. (CC) (NR) (2:00)
(1943, Drama) Roddy Mc-              p.m.                                do DiCaprio. Ex-musketeers at-      TCM Sun. 7 p.m.
Dowall. A British boy’s collie       “The Lost World: Jurassic           tempt a bloodless coup against      “Men of War” › (1995, Action)
finds her way back home from         Park” ›› (1997, Adventure)          their king. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)       Dolph Lundgren. Con artists
Scotland. (CC) (G) (1:30) TCM        Jeff Goldblum. An expedition re-    (2:12) MAX Wed. 10:50 a.m.          dupe ex-special-forces agents.
Thu. 3:30 p.m.                       turns to monitor dinosaurs’         “Man of Steel” ›› (2013, Ac-        (CC) (HD) (R) (1:43) SHOW
“The Last Song” ›› (2010,            progress. (CC) (PG-13) (2:14)       tion) Henry Cavill. Young Clark     Wed. 3:05 a.m.
Drama) Miley Cyrus. A man            STARZ Sun. 7:20 a.m.; Fri.          Kent must protect those he          “Merrily We Live” ››› (1938,
tries to reconnect with his es-      10:40 a.m.                          loves from a dire threat. (CC)      Comedy) Brian Aherne. A writer
tranged daughter. (HD) (PG)          “Love Actually” ››› (2003,          (HD) (PG-13) (2:23) HBO Sun.        is mistaken for a hobo and tak-
(2:00) FAM Fri. 9 p.m.               Romance-Comedy) Hugh Grant.         2:45 p.m.; Mon. 11 a.m., 9          en in as a servant. (CC) (NR)
“Lawless” ›› (2012, Crime            Various people deal with rela-      p.m.; Thu. 9:15 a.m., 6:30          (1:45) TCM Wed. 10:45 p.m.
Drama) Shia LaBeouf. The Bon-        tionships in London. (CC) (HD)      p.m.
durant brothers become boot-         (R) (2:15) SHOW Thu. 8 p.m.         “Maria Full of Grace” ›››
leggers in Depression-era Vir-       “Love & Basketball” ›››             (2004, Drama) Catalina Sandi-          Continued on next page
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“The Messengers” › (2007,             (1:42) STARZ Fri. 5:30 p.m.          “National Lampoon’s Dorm
Horror) Kristen Stewart. A sinis-     “Monsters vs. Aliens” ››             Daze 2” (2006, Comedy) Gable
ter darkness descends on a            (2009, Comedy) Voices of             Carr. Collegians board a cruise
                                      Reese Witherspoon. Animated.         ship containing a stolen jewel.    “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”
rundown farm and its new ten-                                                                                 ››› (2000, Comedy-Drama)
ants. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) ^           A ragtag group of monsters de-       (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) MAX Fri.
                                                                           10:30 a.m.                         George Clooney. Three escaped
Sun. Noon                             fends Earth from an alien. (HD)                                         convicts embark on an unusual
“The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer              (PG) (2:00) FX Sat. 2 p.m.;          “National Security” ›› (2003,
                                                                           Comedy) Martin Lawrence. Two       odyssey. (CC) (PG-13) (1:46)
Story” ›› (1951, Documen-             Sun. 8 a.m.                                                             ENC Sat. 9:05 a.m.; Tue.
tary) Previews of the studio’s        “The Mortal Instruments: City        feuding security guards go after
                                                                           murderous thieves. (CC) (PG-       10:45 a.m., 8 p.m.
releases from 1951. (CC) (NR)         of Bones” ›› (2013, Fantasy)                                            “Oblivion” ›› (2013, Science
(1:00) TCM Thu. 2 a.m.                Lily Collins. A teen learns she      13) (1:28) ENC Sat. 6 a.m.
                                                                           “National Velvet” ››››             Fiction) Tom Cruise. A
“The Mexican” ›› (2001,               is part of a line of half-angel                                         stranger’s arrival triggers one
Comedy-Drama) Brad Pitt. A            warriors. (CC) (PG-13) (2:10)        (1944, Drama) Mickey Rooney.
                                                                           An ex-jockey coaches an Eng-       man’s battle to save mankind.
mob lackey goes to Mexico to          STARZ Mon. 1 p.m., 9 p.m.;                                              (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:05) MAX
retrieve a priceless antique.         Fri. 4:30 a.m., 3:15 p.m.,           lish girl to the Grand National.
                                                                           (CC) (G) (2:15) TCM Sun. 9         Sat. 10 p.m.; Thu. 11:30 a.m.,
(HD) (R) (2:30) TBS Fri. 2 a.m.       11:35 p.m.                                                              7:50 p.m.
“Mexican Spitfire Out West” ›         “Mr. Deeds” › (2002, Comedy)         p.m.
                                                                           “Ned Kelly” ››› (2003, Ad-         “The Odd Life of Timothy
(1940, Comedy) Lupe Velez.            Adam Sandler. A pizza maker                                             Green” ›› (2012, Comedy-Dra-
Spitfire’s uncle intervenes in        inherits a fortune from a dis-       venture) Heath Ledger. An out-
                                                                           law and his gang become folk       ma) Jennifer Garner. A boy
her impending divorce. (NR)           tant relative. (CC) (PG-13)                                             brings magic into the lives of a
(1:15) TCM Sat. 7:30 a.m.             (1:36) ENC Fri. 9:35 p.m.            heroes in Australia. (CC) (HD)
                                                                           (R) (1:49) HBO Thu. 3:15 a.m.      married couple. (CC) (PG)
“Mickey’s Adventures in Won-          “Mr. Nice Guy” ›› (1997, Ac-                                            (1:44) ENC Thu. 1:30 p.m.
derland” ›› (2009, Adventure)         tion) Jackie Chan. An unwitting      “The Negotiator” ››› (1998,
                                                                           Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson.       “On an Island With You” ››
Voices of Wayne Allwine. Ani-         hero saves a journalist from a                                          (1948, Musical) Esther
mated. Mickey Mouse and Don-          crime lord. (CC) (PG-13) (1:30)      A top police negotiator is ac-
                                                                           cused of committing murder.        Williams. A naval technician
ald Duck journey through a            ENC Sat. 4:20 p.m.                                                      kidnaps a starlet on location in
magic land. (CC) (HD) (NR)            “Muhammad Ali’s Greatest             (CC) (HD) (R) (2:18) MAX Tue.
                                                                           10:45 a.m.; Fri. 5:40 p.m.         Hawaii. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM
(:55) DISN Fri. 7:35 a.m.             Fight” ›› (2013, Historical                                             Tue. 5:15 a.m.
“Mickey’s Great Clubhouse             Drama) Christopher Plummer.          “New in Town” › (2009, Ro-
                                                                           mance-Comedy) Renée Zell-          “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”
Hunt” (2007, Adventure) Voices        The case of boxer Muhammad                                              ›› (2003, Action) Antonio Ban-
of Wayne Allwine. Animated.           Ali goes to the Supreme Court.       weger. An ambitious execu-
                                                                           tive’s new job has an unexpect-    deras. A CIA agent recruits a
Mickey must save his friends          (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:37) HBO Sun.
after his clubhouse disappears.                                            ed result. (CC) (PG) (2:00) D      gunman to stop an assassina-
                                      10:15 a.m.; Thu. 11:45 a.m.                                             tion. (CC) (R) (1:41) STARZ
(CC) (HD) (NR) (1:00) DISN                                                 Sun. 3 p.m.
                                      “Mumford” ›› (1999, Come-            “A Night at the Roxbury” ›         Mon. 5:05 p.m.
Sun. 6 a.m.; Wed. 11:30 a.m.;
Fri. 8:30 a.m.                        dy) Loren Dean. A man poses          (1998, Comedy) Will Ferrell.       “The One” › (2001, Action) Jet
“A Midsummer Night’s Dream”           as a psychologist in a small         Two hapless brothers try to        Li. A renegade leaps through di-
›››› (1935, Comedy) James             town. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) TMC       open up their own nightclub.       mensions to gain enormous
Cagney. A mischievous fairy           Tue. 3:30 p.m.                       (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:21) HBO       power. (PG-13) (2:00) FX Fri. 9
named Puck creates chaos in           “Mutiny on the Bounty”               Fri. 9:45 a.m.                     a.m.
the forest. (CC) (NR) (2:30)          ›››› (1935, Adventure)               “Night of the Demons” ››           “101 Dalmatians” ›› (1996,
TCM Mon. 1:30 a.m.                    Charles Laughton. An officer         (2009, Horror) Monica Keena.       Adventure) Glenn Close. A flam-
“Mimesis” (2011, Horror) Allen        and shipmates overthrow a cru-       Evil entities attack Halloween     boyant fashion plate plans to
Maldonado. A role-playing game        el captain. (CC) (NR) (2:15)         revelers at a New Orleans man-     skin pups for a coat. (HD) (G)
for horror fans takes a grisly        TCM Thu. 9 p.m.                      sion. (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Fri.    (2:00) FAM Sun. 9:30 a.m.
turn. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) TMC        “My Baby’s Daddy” › (2004,           3:30 p.m.                          “Open Graves” ›› (2009, Hor-
Sat. 11 p.m.; Sun. 2:30 a.m.          Comedy) Eddie Griffin. Three         “Ninotchka” ›››› (1939,            ror) Eliza Dushku. Students in
“Miracle” ››› (2004, Drama)           footloose men deal with father-      Comedy) Greta Garbo. A play-       Spain start to die when they
Kurt Russell. The U.S. Olympic        hood. (CC) (PG-13) (1:26) ENC        boy charms a Russian envoy on      play a board game. (CC) (HD)
hockey team beats the Soviet          Fri. 11:45 a.m., 11:15 p.m.          business in Paris. (CC) (NR)       (R) (2:00) SYFY Fri. 9:30 a.m.
team. (CC) (PG) (2:15) ENC            “My Best Friend’s Girl” ›            (2:00) TCM Thu. 11:15 p.m.         “Open Season 3” (2010, Com-
Thu. 5:40 p.m.                        (2008, Romance-Comedy) Dane                                             edy) Voices of Matthew J.
                                                                           “Nixon” ››› (1995, Biogra-         Munn. Animated. Boog switch-
“The Misfits” ››› (1961,              Cook. A cad falls in love with       phy) Anthony Hopkins. Oliver
Western) Clark Gable. A di-           the ex-girlfriend of his best pal.                                      es places with a bear in a trav-
                                                                           Stone’s portrait of America’s      eling circus. (HD) (PG) (1:30)
vorcee and an older cowboy be-        (HD) (R) (2:00) TBS Sun. 1:30        37th president. (CC) (HD) (R)
come mismatched lovers. (CC)          a.m., 2 p.m.                                                            TOON Sun. 11 a.m.
                                                                           (3:10) TMC Thu. 4:35 p.m.          “Operation Cupcake” (2012,
(NR) (2:30) TCM Sat. 6:45             “My Best Friend’s Wedding”           “No Reservations” ›› (2007,
                                      ››› (1997, Romance-Comedy)                                              Comedy-Drama) Dean Cain. A
p.m.                                                                       Drama) Catherine Zeta-Jones. A     U.S. Army officer helps his wife
“Mission to Mars” › (2000,            Julia Roberts. A food critic         career-centered chef becomes       run a bakery. (CC) (HD) (2:00)
Science Fiction) Gary Sinise. A       seeks to sabotage her buddy’s        the guardian of her 9-year-old     HALL Sat. 1 p.m.
team goes to Mars to recover          nuptials. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00)        niece. (HD) (PG) (2:30) CMT        “Original Sin” › (2001, Sus-
an earlier expedition. (CC) (PG)      OXY Wed. 11:30 p.m.                  Tue. 9 p.m.; Wed. Noon             pense) Antonio Banderas. A
(1:52) ENC Wed. 5 a.m., 4:15          “My Left Foot” ››› (1989, Bi-        “Nobody Walks” (2012, Dra-         Cuban businessman seeks re-
p.m.                                  ography) Daniel Day-Lewis.           ma) Olivia Thirlby. A young        venge on his deceitful bride.
“Mr. Mom” ›› (1983, Come-             Christy Brown paints and writes      woman energizes a Los Ange-        (CC) (NR) (1:58) ENC Thu. 1:40
dy) Michael Keaton. A newly un-       despite cerebral palsy. (CC)         les household. (CC) (HD) (R)       a.m.
employed man keeps house              (HD) (R) (1:43) TMC Tue. 9:25        (1:23) TMC Fri. 9:30 a.m.          “The Other F Word” (2011,
while his wife works. (HD) (PG)       a.m.                                 “Non-Stop” (2013, Suspense)        Documentary) A generation’s
(2:00) FAM Sat. 7:30 a.m.             “My Man Godfrey” ›››                 Lacey Chabert. A woman en-         anti-authoritarians, punk rock-
“Mister Roberts” ››› (1955,           (1936, Comedy) William Powell.       counters a dangerous stranger      ers, become parents. (CC) (HD)
Comedy) Henry Fonda. Ensign           A society woman picks a bum          on a plane. (CC) (HD) (NR)         (NR) (1:38) SHOW Wed. 1:15
and cargo officer suffer nit-pick-    from shantytown to be a butler.      (2:00) LIFE Sat. Noon              p.m.
ing captain. (CC) (NR) (2:15)         (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Wed. 9          “North by Northwest” ››››          “Out for Justice” ›› (1991,
TCM Tue. 10:45 a.m.                   p.m.                                 (1959, Suspense) Cary Grant.       Action) Steven Seagal. A New
“Mr. 3000” ›› (2004, Come-            “My Week With Marilyn” ›››           A case of mistaken identity en-    York cop relentlessly pursues a
dy) Bernie Mac. A baseball star       (2011, Drama) Michelle               dangers an ad agent’s life. (CC)   comrade’s murderer. (HD) (R)
comes out of retirement. (CC)         Williams. A production assis-        (NR) (2:30) TCM Fri. 8 a.m.        (2:00) ± Tue. 11 a.m.
(PG-13) (1:42) ENC Sun. 2:30          tant spends a week with Mari-        “Notes on a Scandal” ›››           “Over Her Dead Body” ››
p.m.                                  lyn Monroe. (CC) (HD) (R)            (2006, Drama) Cate Blanchett.      (2008, Romance-Comedy) Eva
“The Mod Squad” › (1999,              (1:41) TMC Tue. 7:20 p.m.            A veteran teacher learns of a

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                                                                                                              Longoria Parker. A jealous
Drama) Claire Danes. Three                                                 new colleague’s affair with a      ghost tries to destroy her
street punks become undercov-                                              student. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38)      groom’s new romance. (CC)
er cops to avoid jail. (CC) (R)                                            MAX Fri. 4:25 a.m.                 (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) USA Tue. 8
(2:00) 4 Mon. Midnight                “National Lampoon’s Dirty            “Notting Hill” ›› (1999, Ro-       a.m.
“Monsters University” ›››             Movie” (2011, Comedy)                mance-Comedy) Julia Roberts.       “Oz the Great and Powerful”
(2013, Comedy) Voices of Billy        Christopher Meloni. A producer       A bookseller and a movie star      ›› (2013, Fantasy) James
Crystal. Animated. At first ri-       wants to make a movie about          have an unlikely romance. (CC)
vals, Mike and Sulley became          offensive jokes. (CC) (HD) (R)       (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) TMC Tue.
the best of pals. (CC) (G)            (1:31) TMC Sun. 4:05 a.m.            11:10 a.m., 9 p.m.                     Continued on next page
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Franco. A circus magician is         (1:20) STARZ Sun. 2:55 a.m.;                                             “Resident Evil” › (2002, Hor-
hurled into the magical land of      Thu. 2:10 p.m., 11:15 p.m.                                               ror) Milla Jovovich. A deadly
Oz. (CC) (PG) (2:10) STARZ           “Pirates of the Caribbean: At                                            virus turns the living into zom-
                                     World’s End” ›› (2007, Ac-          “Quadrophenia” ››› (1979,
Wed. 7:20 a.m.                                                                                                bies. (CC) (R) (2:00) ^ Sun. 2

P
                                     tion) Johnny Depp. Jack Spar-       Musical) Phil Daniels. 1964
                                                                                                              p.m.
                                     row’s friends join forces to        London Mods bash Rockers in
                                                                                                              “Resident Evil: Apocalypse”
                                     save him. (PG-13) (3:30) SYFY       Brighton. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55)       ›› (2004, Horror) Milla
“Pacific Rim” ››› (2013, Sci-        Sun. 3 p.m.                         TMC Wed. 2:40 a.m.                   Jovovich. Survivors of a deadly
ence Fiction) Charlie Hunnam.        “Pitch Perfect” ››› (2012,          “Quints” ›› (2000, Comedy)           virus battle zombies. (CC) (R)
Humans pilot giant robots to         Musical Comedy) Anna                Kimberly J. Brown. The arrival       (1:33) STARZ Sat. 1:50 a.m.
fight monstrous creatures.           Kendrick. College students en-      of quintuplets stuns a family.       “Resident Evil: Retribution”
(Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD)        ter an a cappella competition.      (CC) (HD) (1:30) DISN Mon.           ›› (2012, Horror) Milla
                                                                         2:30 a.m.

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(PG-13) (2:11) HBO Sat. 8            (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:52) HBO                                             Jovovich. Umbrella Corp.’s T-
p.m., 11:15 p.m.; Sun. 6:45          Mon. 6 p.m.                                                              virus continues to ravage the
p.m.; Wed. 12:45 p.m., 9 p.m.        “The Place Beyond the Pines”                                             Earth. (CC) (R) (1:35) STARZ
“Paid” ›› (1931, Crime Dra-          ››› (2012, Crime Drama)             “The Racket” ››› (1928,              Thu. 10:15 a.m.
ma) Joan Crawford. An innocent       Ryan Gosling. A biker robs          Crime Drama) Thomas                  “Resolution” (2012, Horror)
store clerk plots her revenge        banks to support his infant         Meighan. Silent. A police cap-       Peter Cilella. Michael imple-
from prison. (CC) (NR) (1:30)        son. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:20) MAX       tain tries to bring a bootlegger     ments a plan to get his best
TCM Wed. 5:30 a.m.                   Sun. 2:15 p.m.; Fri. 3:15 p.m.;     to justice. (NR) (1:30) TCM          friend sober. (CC) (HD) (NR)
“Pale Rider” ››› (1985,              Sat. 12:55 a.m.                     Wed. 4 a.m.                          (1:33) TMC Sat. 4 a.m.
Western) Clint Eastwood. Gold        “The Pledge” ›› (2008, West-        “Raiders of the Lost Ark”            “The Return” › (2006, Sus-
prospectors are harassed by a        ern) Luke Perry. A lawman pro-      ›››› (1981, Adventure) Har-          pense) Sarah Michelle Gellar. A
corrupt power baron. (CC) (HD)       tects a widow from a ruthless       rison Ford. An archaeologist         young woman has visions of
(R) (1:55) AMC Sat. Noon             businessman. (CC) (HD) (1:30)       races Nazis to find a powerful       the murder of a woman she
“Pandorum” ›› (2009, Sci-            SHOW Tue. 7:30 a.m.                 relic. (CC) (PG) (2:30) SYFY         has never met. (CC) (HD) (PG-
ence Fiction) Dennis Quaid. As-      “Poetic Justice” ›› (1993,          Sun. 6:30 p.m.                       13) (1:25) MAX Fri. 6 a.m.
tronauts awake on a seemingly        Romance-Comedy) Janet Jack-         “Raiders of the Lost Ark”            “The Reunion” › (2011, Ac-
abandoned spacecraft. (HD) (R)       son. A postal worker tries to       ›››› (1981, Adventure) Har-          tion) John Cena. Estranged sib-
(2:30) SYFY Mon. 12:30 p.m.          win a reticent poet’s affections.   rison Ford. An archaeologist         lings go into business as bail
“The Paper Chase” ›››                (HD) (R) (2:30) VH1 Sat. 1 a.m.     races Nazis to find a powerful       bondsmen. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
(1973, Comedy-Drama) Timothy         “Point Break” ››› (1991, Ac-        relic. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30)         (1:36) TMC Sun. 6:40 a.m.
Bottoms. A first-year law stu-       tion) Patrick Swayze. An FBI        SYFY Mon. 3 p.m.                     “Ride With the Devil” ›››
dent dates his toughest profes-      man turns surfer to nab rubber-     “Raising Arizona” ››› (1987,         (1999, Historical Drama) Skeet
sor’s daughter. (CC) (PG) (2:00)     masked bank robbers. (HD) (R)       Comedy) Nicolas Cage. A child-       Ulrich. Two friends fight Union
TCM Sat. 11 a.m.                     (2:30) VH1 Fri. Midnight, 7:30      less couple decide to steal a        troops with the Bushwhackers.
“Parental Guidance” ››               p.m.                                rich family’s baby. (CC) (PG-13)     (CC) (HD) (R) (2:18) MAX Sat.
(2012, Comedy) Billy Crystal. A      “The Postman Always Rings           (1:33) ENC Tue. 11:40 p.m.           3:55 a.m.
man uses old-school methods          Twice” ››› (1946, Crime Dra-        “Raising Helen” ›› (2004,            “Rio” ››› (2011, Comedy)
to take care of his grandkids.       ma) Lana Turner. A drifter helps    Comedy-Drama) Kate Hudson.           Voices of Anne Hathaway. Ani-
(CC) (HD) (PG) (1:44) MAX Tue.       a Greek’s wife become a wid-        A woman gains custody of her         mated. A pet macaw has an ad-
2:45 p.m.                            ow. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 7     late sister’s children. (CC) (PG-    venture with the bird of his
“Parkland” ›› (2013, Docud-          p.m.                                13) (1:59) ENC Fri. 7:35 a.m.        dreams. (HD) (G) (2:00) FX
rama) James Badge Dale.              “Preacher’s Kid” ›› (2009,          “Rambo: First Blood” ›››             Sat. 6 p.m.; Sun. Noon
Chaos at Parkland Hospital af-       Drama) LeToya Luckett. A pas-       (1982, Action) Sylvester Stal-       “Rize” ››› (2005, Documen-
ter JFK’s assassination. (CC)        tor’s musically gifted daughter     lone. A Vietnam vet is hounded       tary) Tommy the Clown. David
(HD) (PG-13) (1:34) STARZ Fri.       sets out on her own. (CC) (PG-                                           LaChapelle examines a dance
                                                                         by a brutal small-town sheriff.
9 p.m.                               13) (2:30) BET Tue. 1:30 p.m.                                            style known as “krumping.”
                                                                         (CC) (R) (2:30) CMT Fri. 11
“The Patriot” ››› (2000,             “The Princess Bride” ›››                                                 (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:25) TMC
                                                                         p.m.
War) Mel Gibson. A man and           (1987, Adventure) Cary Elwes.                                            Fri. 8 a.m.
                                                                         “Raw Deal” ›› (1986, Action)         “Roman Polanski: Odd Man
his son fight side by side in the    A stableboy in disguise sets        Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ex-FBI
Revolutionary War. (CC) (R)          out to rescue his beloved. (CC)                                          Out” (2012, Documentary) Ro-
                                                                         agent wipes out Chicago mob.         man Polanski fights extradition
(2:44) STARZ Tue. 8:40 a.m.          (PG) (1:38) ENC Wed. 9 a.m.         (CC) (R) (1:45) ENC Wed. 6:10
“Paul Blart: Mall Cop” ››            “Private Parts” ››› (1997,                                               to the U.S. in 2010. (CC) (HD)
                                                                         p.m.                                 (NR) (1:28) SHOW Mon. 2:30
(2009, Comedy) Kevin James.          Biography) Howard Stern. Ra-        “Red Riding Hood” › (2011,
A security officer confronts bad                                                                              p.m.
                                     dio’s Howard Stern becomes          Horror) Amanda Seyfried. A
guys at a suburban New Jersey                                                                                 “The Rookie” ›› (1990, Ac-
                                     king of the New York airwaves.      woman suspects someone               tion) Clint Eastwood. A young
mall. (HD) (PG) (2:00) CMT           (HD) (R) (2:30) VH1 Fri. 2:30       close to her is a werewolf. (CC)
Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 6 p.m.                                                                                      detective teams up with a two-
                                     a.m.                                (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Fri.        fisted veteran cop. (CC) (R)
“Pavement” (2002, Suspense)          “Prometheus” ››› (2012,             5:30 p.m.
Robert Patrick. A detective and                                                                               (2:01) ENC Fri. 3:40 a.m.
                                     Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace.      “Red Riding Hood” › (2011,           “The Ruins” ›› (2008, Horror)
a wilderness expert track a se-      Explorers wage a terrifying bat-    Horror) Amanda Seyfried. A
rial killer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:31)                                                                             Jonathan Tucker. Carnivorous
                                     tle to save mankind’s future.       woman suspects someone               vines entangle tourists at a
HBO Fri. 2:50 a.m.                   (CC) (HD) (R) (2:03) MAX Thu.       close to her is a werewolf. (CC)
“A Perfect Getaway” ››                                                                                        Mayan temple. (CC) (R) (2:00)
                                     10 p.m.                             (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Thu. 9           SYFY Sun. 1 p.m.
(2009, Suspense) Steve Zahn.         “P.S. I Love You” ›› (2007,         p.m.
Honeymooning hikers find ter-                                                                                 “Runaway Jury” ››› (2003,
                                     Romance) Hilary Swank. A wid-       “Red: Werewolf Hunter”               Suspense) John Cusack. A man
ror in paradise. (CC) (HD) (R)       ow gets messages left by her        (2010, Horror) Felicia Day. A
(1:37) AMC Mon. 1:45 p.m.                                                                                     tries to manipulate an explo-
                                     husband to help her cope. (CC)      descendant of Little Red Riding      sive trial. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
“Perfect Stranger” ›› (2007,         (PG-13) (2:30) OXY Wed. 5:30        Hood hunts werewolves. (CC)
Suspense) Halle Berry. A re-                                                                                  (2:45) TNT Sat. 2:45 p.m.
                                     p.m., 9 p.m.                        (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Thu.           “The Rundown” ››› (2003,
porter investigates the un-          “Pure Country 2: The Gift”          11:30 p.m.                           Adventure) The Rock. A bounty
solved murder of a friend. (CC)      (2010, Drama) Katrina Elam.         “The Remains of the Day”             hunter must find his boss’ son
(R) (1:49) ENC Sun. 9:35 p.m.        Three angels bestow a girl with     ››› (1993, Drama) Anthony            in the Amazon. (HD) (PG-13)
“Petrified” › (2006, Horror)         a beautiful singing voice. (CC)     Hopkins. A butler recalls his life   (2:30) SPIKE Wed. 3:30 p.m.,
Roark Critchlow. A dead man’s        (HD) (PG) (1:51) MAX Mon. 6         at an English lord’s estate.         8 p.m.
blood revives a mummified            a.m.; Thu. 6:15 a.m.                (CC) (PG) (2:30) TCM Wed. 5          “Running Scared” ››› (1986,
alien. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM          “The Purge” ›› (2013, Sus-          p.m.                                 Comedy-Drama) Gregory Hines.
Tue. 2:30 a.m.                       pense) Ethan Hawke. All crime       “Requiem for a Dream” ›››            Two detectives are given 30
“The Philadelphia Story”             becomes legal during an annual      (2000, Drama) Ellen Burstyn. A       days to nab a cocaine smug-
›››› (1940, Romance-Come-            12-hour period. (CC) (HD) (R)       mother and son descend into          gler. (CC) (R) (1:46) ENC Tue.
dy) Cary Grant. An ex-hus-           (1:25) MAX Sun. 4:40 p.m.;          drug addiction. (HD) (NR) (1:42)     8:55 a.m.
band’s return upsets a so-           Tue. 10 p.m.; Fri. 9 a.m.           SHOW Tue. 2 a.m.                     “Rush Hour” ››› (1998, Ac-
cialite’s wedding plans. (CC)        “The Pursuit of Happyness”          “Rescue Dawn” ››› (2006,             tion) Jackie Chan. Two detec-
(NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 4 a.m.          ››› (2006, Drama) Will              War) Christian Bale. A U.S.          tives join forces in a kidnapping
“Phone Booth” ›› (2002,              Smith. A man strives for a bet-     fighter pilot is shot down over      case. (CC) (PG-13) (1:38) ENC
Suspense) Colin Farrell. A           ter life for himself and his son.   Laos. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:05)
sniper traps an arrogant publi-      (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TNT        TMC Sat. 6:50 p.m.; Thu. 2:30
cist in a phone booth. (CC) (R)      Sat. 5:30 p.m.                      p.m.; Fri. 12:40 a.m.                   Continued on next page
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Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 9:05 a.m.         McShane. A boy discovers he is       “Sister Act” ›› (1992, Musi-         farm. (R) (2:00) OXY Sat.
“Rushmore” ››› (1998, Com-          part of a group of immortal          cal Comedy) Whoopi Goldberg.         10:30 a.m., 2:30 p.m.
edy) Jason Schwartzman. A           warriors. (PG) (2:00) SYFY Sun.      A Reno lounge singer poses as        “Son of a Sailor” ›› (1933,
teenager and a jaded tycoon         11:30 p.m.                           a nun to elude mob assassins.        Comedy) Joe E. Brown. A boast-
vie for a teacher’s affections.     “Semi-Pro” ›› (2008, Come-           (PG) (1:40) BRAVO Thu. 11:30         ing sailor ends up saving Navy
(CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) MAX Tue.       dy) Will Ferrell. A ’70s-era musi-   p.m.; Fri. 3 p.m.                    secrets. (NR) (1:15) TCM Tue.
1:10 p.m.                           cian buys a basketball league’s      “Sister Act” ›› (1992, Musi-

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                                                                                                              4 a.m.
                                    worst team. (CC) (HD) (NR)           cal Comedy) Whoopi Goldberg.         “Space Cowboys” ››› (2000,
                                    (2:00) COM Tue. 11:54 a.m.           A Reno lounge singer poses as        Adventure) Clint Eastwood.
                                    “The Sentinel” ›› (2006, Sus-        a nun to elude mob assassins.        NASA reunites four aging fly-
“The Sailor Takes a Wife” ››        pense) Michael Douglas. A Se-        (CC) (PG) (2:00) OXY Fri. 6          boys for an urgent mission.
(1945, Comedy) Robert Walker.       cret Service agent becomes a         p.m., 10 p.m.                        (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) ± Thu. 11
A discharged sailor and his wife    murder suspect. (CC) (HD) (PG-       “Sister Act 2: Back in the           a.m.
adjust to civilian life. (NR)       13) (1:48) HBO Wed. 7:30 a.m.        Habit” ›› (1993, Musical             “Speed” ››› (1994, Action)
(1:45) TCM Tue. 7:15 a.m.           “Seven Years in Tibet” ››            Comedy) Whoopi Goldberg. De-         Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is
“Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”       (1997, Drama) Brad Pitt. The         loris and friends rally to save a    wired to explode if it drops be-
›› (2011, Comedy-Drama)             young Dalai Lama teaches hu-         school from closing. (CC) (PG)       low 50 mph. (CC) (HD) (R)
Ewan McGregor. A scientist and      manity to an icy Austrian. (CC)      (2:00) OXY Fri. 8 p.m.; Sat.         (1:55) AMC Thu. 4:30 p.m.;
a sheik endeavor to bring sport     (PG-13) (2:19) ENC Sun. 4:35         Midnight                             Fri. 2 p.m.
fishing to Yemen. (CC) (HD)         a.m.                                 “The Sixth Man” ›› (1997,            “Spider-Man” ››› (2002, Ac-
(PG-13) (1:51) SHOW Mon.            “Sexting” › (2011, Romance-          Comedy) Marlon Wayans. A             tion) Tobey Maguire. A bite from
10:30 a.m.; Fri. 10 a.m.            Comedy) Jason Lewis. A man           ghost helps his younger brother
“Sand Sharks” (2011, Comedy)                                                                                  a mutant spider gives a teen
                                    and a woman break ties               bask in basketball glory. (CC)       unusual powers. (CC) (HD) (PG-
Julie Marie Berman. A prehis-       formed through BlackBerrys.          (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) HBO Mon.
toric predator terrorizes people                                                                              13) (2:32) TNT Fri. 10:32 p.m.
                                    (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) SHOW Thu.       6:30 a.m.                            “Splinters” ››› (2011, Docu-
on land. (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY       1:25 p.m.                            “The Skeleton Key” ›› (2005,
Sat. 9 a.m.                                                                                                   mentary) The evolution of in-
                                    “Shaft” ››› (1971, Crime             Suspense) Kate Hudson. A             digenous surfing in Papua New
“Savages” ›› (2012, Crime           Drama) Richard Roundtree. A          nurse works in a New Orleans
Drama) Taylor Kitsch. Three pot                                                                               Guinea. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN
                                    detective searches for a drug        house with an odd history. (CC)      CLASSIC Sat. 9 a.m.; Sun.
growers go to war against a         dealer’s daughter. (CC) (R)          (HD) (PG-13) (1:44) AMC Wed.
Mexican drug cartel. (CC) (HD)                                                                                2:30 p.m.
                                    (1:45) TCM Sun. 12:45 a.m.           4:30 p.m.; Thu. 11 a.m.              “Sporting Blood” ›› (1931,
(R) (2:10) HBO Sat. 3 a.m.          “Shanghai Noon” ››› (2000,           “Sky High” ›› (2005, Come-
“Save the Date” ›› (2012,                                                                                     Drama) Clark Gable. A trainer
                                    Comedy) Jackie Chan. A robber        dy) Michael Angarano. Two su-        turns a mistreated horse into a
Romance-Comedy) Lizzy Caplan.       and a Chinese Imperial Guards-       perheroes send their reluctant
A bookseller resists a man’s at-                                                                              champion racer. (NR) (1:30)
                                    man rescue a princess. (CC)          son to a training school. (CC)
tempts to woo her. (CC) (HD)        (PG-13) (1:50) ENC Sat. 9:40                                              TCM Wed. 11:45 a.m.
                                                                         (HD) (PG) (2:00) TNT Sat. 1:04
(R) (1:38) TMC Mon. 1:40 p.m.       p.m.; Sun. 4:15 p.m.; Wed.                                                “Stealth” ›› (2005, Action)
                                                                         a.m.
“Saved!” ›› (2004, Comedy-          11:45 p.m.; Thu. 11:35 a.m.          “Sleeping With the Enemy”            Josh Lucas. Three pilots com-
Drama) Jena Malone. A preg-         “Shark Assault” (2012, Sus-          ›› (1991, Suspense) Julia            bat artificial intelligence. (CC)
nant teenager faces ostracism.      pense) Patrick Bergin. Sharks        Roberts. A woman takes dras-         (PG-13) (2:00) ENC Sat. 10:55
(CC) (PG-13) (2:00) 4 Sat. 1        attack stranded people on a          tic measures to flee her abu-        a.m.; Thu. 6:10 a.m., 8 p.m.
p.m.                                madman’s island. (CC) (HD)           sive husband. (CC) (R) (2:00)        “Step Up” ›› (2006, Musical)
“Saw II” ›› (2005, Horror)          (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 4 a.m.         OXY Sat. 8:30 a.m., 12:30            Channing Tatum. A troubled
Donnie Wahlberg. A detective        “Shark Zone” (2003, Sus-             p.m.                                 guy’s dancing attracts the at-
must save his son from a mad-       pense) Dean Cochran. White           “Sling Blade” ››› (1996,             tention of a ballerina. (CC) (HD)
man’s sadistic game. (CC) (HD)      sharks threaten divers search-       Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. A         (PG-13) (2:15) TNT Sun. 3
(R) (1:33) SHOW Wed. 1:30           ing for diamonds. (CC) (HD) (R)      mentally impaired man with a         p.m.; Mon. 2:03 a.m.
a.m.                                (2:00) SYFY Wed. 3 a.m.              violent past befriends a boy.        “Step Up Revolution” ››
“The School of Rock” ›››            “She’s the Man” ›› (2006,            (CC) (HD) (R) (2:16) TMC Tue.        (2012, Drama) Ryan Guzman. A
(2003, Comedy) Jack Black. An       Romance-Comedy) Amanda               1:15 p.m.                            young woman strives to be a
unemployed guitarist poses as       Bynes. A student poses as her        “Smokey and the Bandit”              professional dancer in Miami.
a teacher. (PG-13) (1:48) BRA-      twin brother. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)      ››› (1977, Comedy) Burt              (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) SHOW
VO Fri. 12:30 p.m.                  (1:45) HBO Mon. 1:30 p.m.            Reynolds. A bootlegger burns         Thu. 6:15 p.m.
“Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Be-        “The Shining” ››› (1980,             rubber to evade a stubborn           “Stepmom” ›› (1998, Drama)
gins” ››› (2009, Comedy)            Horror) Jack Nicholson. A            sheriff. (HD) (PG) (2:30) SPIKE      Julia Roberts. A woman tries
Robbie Amell. The gang joins        haunted hotel menaces a cou-         Thu. 9 a.m.                          hard to make her lover’s chil-
forces to investigate a haunting    ple and their psychic son. (CC)      “Smokey and the Bandit II”           dren accept her. (CC) (PG-13)
at school. (HD) (PG) (2:00)         (HD) (R) (2:22) MAX Mon. 10          ›› (1980, Comedy) Burt               (2:04) STARZ Fri. 6:45 a.m.
TOON Sat. 6 p.m.; Sun. 5 p.m.       p.m.                                 Reynolds. A driver transports        “Stir of Echoes: The Home-
“Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Un-         “Showtime” › (2002, Comedy)          an elephant from Florida to          coming” (2007, Suspense)
leashed” ›› (2004, Comedy)          Robert De Niro. A TV crew fol-       Texas. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30)         Rob Lowe. A soldier sees vi-
Freddie Prinze Jr. The gang in-     lows two real-life police officers   SPIKE Thu. 11:30 a.m.                sions of the dead after return-
vestigates a group of ghouls.       on the job. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)        “Smokin’ Aces” ›› (2007, Ac-         ing from war. (CC) (HD) (R)
(HD) (PG) (2:00) TOON Sat. 4        (1:35) MAX Sat. 11:30 a.m.;          tion) Ben Affleck. Hit men con-      (1:29) SHOW Fri. 5 p.m.
p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m.                   Wed. 4:25 p.m.                       verge on Lake Tahoe to rub out       “Strange Wilderness” ›
“Sea of Love” ››› (1989,            “Silver Linings Playbook” ›››        a mob informant. (HD) (R)            (2008, Comedy) Steve Zahn.
Suspense) Al Pacino. Police de-     (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley         (2:30) SPIKE Wed. 1 p.m.             The hosts of a TV wildlife show
tective falls for lonely-hearts-    Cooper. A man intends to re-         “Sofia the First: Once Upon a        go on the hunt for Bigfoot. (CC)
killer suspect. (CC) (R) (1:52)     build his life and reunite with      Princess” (2012, Musical) Voic-      (HD) (R) (1:59) COM Sat. 8
ENC Tue. Midnight                   his estranged wife. (CC) (HD)        es of Ariel Winter. Animated. A      a.m.
“The Seamstress” (2009, Hor-        (R) (2:02) TMC Fri. 5:55 p.m.        girl must adjust to a life of roy-   “Streets” ›› (1990, Sus-
ror) Lance Henriksen. A leg-        “Simon Sez” › (1999, Action)         alty. (CC) (HD) (:50) DISN Mon.      pense) Christina Applegate. A
endary ghost terrorizes a young     Dennis Rodman. An Interpol           10 a.m.                              prostitute is stalked by a homi-
woman and her friends. (CC)         agent must rescue a tycoon’s         “A Soldier’s Story” ›››              cidal motorcycle cop. (CC) (HD)
(R) (2:00) SYFY Mon. 3:30           captive daughter. (CC) (HD) (PG-     (1984, Mystery) Howard E.            (R) (2:00) BET Wed. 9 p.m.
a.m.                                13) (1:25) HBO Sun. 6 a.m.;          Rollins Jr. A Louisiana military     “Sugar & Spice” ›› (2001,
“The Secret of My Success”          Wed. 6 a.m.                          base is the scene of racial          Comedy) Marla Sokoloff. Cheer-
›› (1987, Comedy) Michael J.        “The Sin of Madelon Claudet”         strife. (CC) (PG) (1:41) ENC         leaders turn to larceny to sup-
Fox. An ambitious youth climbs      ›› (1931, Drama) Helen               Tue. 5:20 a.m.                       port a pregnant member. (HD)
Manhattan’s corporate ladder.       Hayes. An ex-convict walks the       “Something New” ›› (2006,            (PG-13) (2:00) FX Tue. 8 a.m.
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:50) SHOW       streets to put her son through       Romance-Comedy) Sanaa Lath-          “Superbad” ››› (2007, Com-
Sat. 6 a.m.; Wed. 11:15 a.m.;       school. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM         an. A black woman develops a         edy) Jonah Hill. Co-dependent
Thu. 5 a.m.                         Wed. 10:15 a.m.                      budding romance with a white         teens hope to score booze and
“Secretariat” ››› (2010, Dra-       “Singin’ in the Rain” ››››           man. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY         babes at a party. (CC) (HD)
ma) Diane Lane. The story of        (1952, Musical Comedy) Gene          Mon. 6 p.m.; Tue. Midnight           (NR) (2:30) COM Sat. 8:30
the 1973 Triple Crown winner.       Kelly. A silent-film star falls in   “Something to Talk About” ››         p.m.; Sun. 7:30 p.m.
(CC) (PG) (2:30) D Sat. 9 p.m.      love with a Hollywood newcom-        (1995, Comedy-Drama) Julia
“The Seeker: The Dark Is Ris-       er. (CC) (HD) (G) (2:00) TCM         Roberts. A betrayed wife stirs
ing” ›› (2007, Fantasy) Ian         Mon. 10:30 p.m.; Fri. 9 p.m.         up trouble at the family horse          Continued on next page
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“Swamp Shark” (2011, Sus-           find a former classmate. (CC)       Sun. Midnight                       separated identical twins are
pense) Kristy Swanson. A mu-        (HD) (R) (1:58) MAX Tue. 8          “Titanic” ›››› (1997, Histor-       mistaken for each other. (HD)
tated shark wreaks havoc on         p.m.                                ical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio.      (PG-13) (2:00) FX Wed. 9 a.m.;
the Mississippi River. (HD) (R)     “The Thin Man” ›››› (1934,          A woman falls for an artist         Thu. 7 a.m.
(2:00) SYFY Sat. 11 p.m.            Comedy-Drama) William Powell.       aboard the ill-fated ship. (PG-     “Two Family House” ›››
“S.W.A.T.” ›› (2003, Action)        Nick and Nora Charles solve a       13) (4:00) OXY Thu. 6 p.m., 10      (2000, Drama) Michael Rispoli.
Samuel L. Jackson. A Los Ange-      mystery with their dog, Asta.       p.m.                                A single mother gives a man
les SWAT team must protect a        (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:45) TCM Thu.      “To Wong Foo, Thanks for            the courage to fulfill a dream.
criminal. (CC) (PG-13) (1:56)       7:30 a.m.                           Everything, Julie Newmar” ››        (CC) (HD) (R) (1:47) TMC Wed.
STARZ Sat. 6:05 p.m.; Sun.          “The Third Wheel” ›› (2002,         (1995, Comedy) Wesley               4:35 a.m.

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9:35 a.m.; Wed. 10:05 p.m.;         Romance-Comedy) Luke Wilson.        Snipes. Three drag queens
Thu. 12:10 p.m.                     A well-meaning dimwit sabo-         breathe new life into a Mid-
“Sweet Home Alabama” ››             tages an office worker’s date.      western town. (CC) (PG-13)
(2002, Romance-Comedy)              (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) SHOW       (1:48) ENC Wed. 12:45 p.m.          “The Ugly Truth” › (2009, Ro-
Reese Witherspoon. A fashion        Tue. 9 a.m.                         “Tombstone” ››› (1993,              mance-Comedy) Katherine Hei-
designer demands a divorce          “The Thirteenth Floor” ››           Western) Kurt Russell. Doc Hol-     gl. A romantically challenged
from her husband. (CC) (PG-13)      (1999, Science Fiction) Craig       liday joins Wyatt Earp for the      woman faces outrageous tests.
(2:30) OXY Sat. 7 p.m., 9:30        Bierko. A computer expert en-       OK Corral showdown. (CC) (HD)       (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) LIFE Thu. 8
p.m.                                ters a virtual world to solve a     (R) (2:07) MAX Sat. 3:25 p.m.       p.m.; Fri. 12:02 a.m.
“The Sweetest Thing” ›              murder. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40)        “Tomorrow Never Dies” ›››           “Under Siege” ››› (1992, Ac-
(2002, Romance-Comedy)              HBO Mon. 4:45 a.m.                  (1997, Action) Pierce Brosnan.      tion) Steven Seagal. A Navy
Cameron Diaz. A woman tries         “This Christmas” ›› (2007,          James Bond tries to short-cir-      cook thwarts a plot to hijack a
to track down a guy she met at      Comedy-Drama) Delroy Lindo. A       cuit a communications tycoon.       battleship. (R) (2:00) WGN-A
a dance club. (HD) (R) (1:45)       reunion at the holidays tests       (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:59) HBO        Tue. 5 p.m.
TBS Sun. 4 p.m.; Mon. 12:30         family ties. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)      Fri. 6:15 a.m.                      “Underworld” ›› (2003, Hor-
a.m.                                (2:30) BET Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed.        “Tootsie” ›››› (1982, Come-         ror) Kate Beckinsale. A vampire
“Swing Vote” ›› (2008, Com-         1:30 p.m.                           dy) Dustin Hoffman. An unem-        protects a medical student
edy) Kevin Costner. An elec-        “This Is 40” ›› (2012, Ro-          ployed actor poses as a woman       from werewolves. (CC) (R)
tion’s outcome rests in the         mance-Comedy) Paul Rudd. A          to land a soap role. (CC) (PG)      (2:01) STARZ Mon. 6:50 p.m.;
hands of a lovable loser. (HD)      long-married couple deal with       (1:56) ENC Mon. 6:50 a.m.,          Tue. 3:35 a.m.
(PG-13) (2:30) TBS Thu. 2 a.m.      personal and professional           2:20 p.m.; Fri. 9:40 a.m.           “Underworld: Rise of the Ly-
“Sydney White” ›› (2007,            crises. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:14)        “Total Recall” ›› (2012, Sci-       cans” ›› (2009, Horror)
Comedy) Amanda Bynes. A col-        MAX Sat. 1:10 p.m.; Sun. 1:35       ence Fiction) Colin Farrell. A      Michael Sheen. Lucian leads
lege coed finds a home with         a.m.; Thu. 3:30 p.m.                factory worker begins to think      the Lycans against Viktor, the
seven outcasts. (HD) (PG-13)        “Three Men and a Baby” ›››          he’s really a spy. (CC) (PG-13)     king of the vampires. (HD) (R)
(2:00) FAM Thu. 9 p.m.; Fri. 7      (1987, Comedy) Tom Selleck.         (1:57) STARZ Wed. 5:05 a.m.         (2:00) SYFY Wed. 7 p.m.,
p.m.                                Three Manhattan bachelors are       “Toy Story 3” ››› (2010,            11:30 p.m.

T
                                    left in charge of an infant. (HD)   Comedy) Voices of Tom Hanks.        “Untamed Heart” ››› (1993,
                                    (PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 9:30 a.m.      Animated. Woody, Buzz and the       Romance) Christian Slater. A
                                    “Three Men and a Little Lady”       rest of the toys are dumped in      waitress and a shy busboy be-
“Take This Waltz” ››› (2011,        ›› (1990, Comedy) Tom Sell-         day care. (CC) (HD) (G) (1:50)      gin an unlikely romance. (CC)
Drama) Michelle Williams. A         eck. Three bachelors may lose       DISN Fri. 8 p.m.                    (PG-13) (1:42) ENC Fri. 5:45
married woman considers an          their cherubic 5-year-old. (HD)     “Trance” ››› (2013, Crime           a.m.
affair with her neighbor. (CC)      (PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 11:30          Drama) James McAvoy. An auc-        “U.S. Marshals” ›› (1998, Ac-
(HD) (R) (1:56) TMC Tue. 3          a.m.                                tioneer and a hypnotherapist go     tion) Tommy Lee Jones. Sam
a.m.                                “The Three Musketeers” ›            after a lost painting. (CC) (HD)    Gerard gets caught up in anoth-
“The Taking of Pelham 123”          (2011, Action) Matthew Mac-         (R) (1:41) HBO Sun. 2 a.m.          er fugitive case. (CC) (HD) (PG-
›› (2009, Action) Denzel                                                                                    13) (2:13) AMC Sat. 2:30 p.m.

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                                    Fadyen. D’Artagnan and friends      “Transformers: Dark of the
Washington. Criminals hijack a      must foil Richelieu’s anarchist     Moon” ›› (2011, Science Fic-
New York subway train. (HD) (R)     plot. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:50)      tion) Shia LaBeouf. The Decep-
(2:30) FX Wed. 1 p.m.; Thu. 11      SHOW Sat. 10:30 a.m.; Wed.          ticons renew their battle
a.m.                                4:30 p.m.                           against the Autobots. (HD) (PG-     “Vamps” (2012, Comedy) Alicia
“Talk to Me” ››› (2007, Bi-         “Tin Men” ››› (1987, Come-          13) (3:30) FX Sun. 4:30 p.m.;       Silverstone. Bloodsucking party
ography) Don Cheadle. Ralph         dy) Richard Dreyfuss. Two alu-      Mon. 12:30 p.m.                     girls enjoy the night life. (CC)
“Petey” Greene becomes a            minum-siding salesmen wage          “The Transporter” ›› (2002,         (PG-13) (1:33) ENC Sat. 4:40
’60s radio icon. (CC) (HD) (R)      war against each other. (CC)        Action) Jason Statham. A mer-       a.m.
(1:58) HBO Tue. 1:30 a.m.           (HD) (R) (1:52) SHOW Wed.           cenary changes his mind-set af-     “Vantage Point” ›› (2008,
“Tamara” › (2005, Horror) Jen-      4:55 a.m.                           ter meeting a woman. (CC) (PG-      Suspense) Dennis Quaid. Wit-
na Dewan. A high-school girl re-    “Tinker Bell” ›› (2008, Fanta-      13) (1:32) STARZ Sat. 8:10          nesses have different takes on
turns from the grave to exact       sy) Voices of Mae Whitman. An-      a.m.                                an assassination attempt. (HD)
revenge. (HD) (R) (1:31) SHOW       imated. Young fairy Tink is dis-    “The Transporter 2” ››              (PG-13) (2:00) FX Mon. 8 a.m.
Tue. 3:45 a.m.                      satisfied with her lot in life.     (2005, Action) Jason Statham.       “Varsity Blues” ›› (1999,
“Taxi” › (2004, Comedy)             (CC) (HD) (G) (1:25) DISN Mon.      A former soldier tries to save a    Comedy-Drama) James Van Der
Queen Latifah. A bumbling po-       8 p.m.; Tue. 12:30 p.m.             kidnapped boy. (CC) (HD) (PG-       Beek. A second-string quarter-
liceman and a cabby chase           “Tinker Bell and the Great          13) (1:28) HBO Sun. 5:15 p.m.       back is propelled to sudden
bank robbers. (HD) (PG-13)          Fairy Rescue” ›› (2010, Fan-        “Trouble With the Curve” ››         glory. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:44)
(2:00) E! Thu. 2 a.m., 10 a.m.      tasy) Voices of Mae Whitman.        (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood.       SHOW Sun. 1:35 a.m.; Thu.
“Ted” ›› (2012, Comedy)             The sprite and her rival try to     An aged baseball scout takes        Midnight
Mark Wahlberg. Live action/ani-     keep their existence secret.        his daughter on a road trip.        “VHS” (2012, Horror) Calvin
mated. A grown man has a live       (CC) (HD) (G) (1:25) DISN Wed.      (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) HBO        Reeder. Thieves uncover videos
teddy bear as a constant com-                                           Wed. 3 p.m.                         full of sex, demons and deprav-
                                    8 p.m.; Thu. 12:30 p.m.                                                 ity. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) TMC
panion. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:55)       “Tinker Bell and the Lost Trea-     “Turner & Hooch” ›› (1989,
MAX Tue. 1:30 a.m.; Fri. 10                                                                                 Mon. 3:10 a.m.; Sat. 2 a.m.
                                    sure” ›› (2009, Fantasy) Voic-      Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. A
                                                                                                            “The Village” ›› (2004, Sus-
p.m.                                es of Mae Whitman. Animated.        fastidious policeman is teamed
“The Terminal” ››› (2004,                                               with a slobbering canine. (CC)      pense) Bryce Dallas Howard.
                                    Tinker Bell journeys to the far                                         Strange creatures menace a
Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. A          north to see Terence. (CC) (HD)     (HD) (PG) (1:40) SHOW Thu.
European living in an airport be-                                       8:45 a.m.                           19th-century community. (CC)
                                    (G) (1:25) DISN Tue. 8 p.m.;                                            (PG-13) (1:49) STARZ Sat.
friends a stewardess. (CC) (HD)     Wed. 12:30 p.m.                     “21 Grams” ››› (2003, Dra-
                                                                                                            5:05 a.m.

                                                                                                            W
(PG-13) (2:45) TNT Sat. Noon        “Tinker Bell and the Secret of      ma) Sean Penn. Three lives in-
“The Terminator” ››››               the Wings” (2012, Fantasy)          tersect following a car accident.
(1984, Science Fiction) Arnold      Voices of Mae Whitman. Ani-         (HD) (R) (2:05) SHOW Mon. 2
Schwarzenegger. A cyborg as-        mated. Tinker Bell and friends      a.m.                                “W.” ›› (2008, Docudrama)
sassin from the future comes        seek the secret of fairy wings.     “Twilight” ›› (2008, Ro-            Josh Brolin. The life and contro-
to present-day L.A. (HD) (R)        (CC) (HD) (G) (1:20) DISN Thu.      mance) Kristen Stewart. A teen      versial presidency of George W.
(2:30) CMT Sat. 11 p.m.; Fri. 8     8 p.m.; Fri. 12:30 p.m.             is caught up in an unorthodox       Bush. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:11)
p.m.                                “Titanic” ›››› (1997, Histor-       romance with a vampire. (HD)        TMC Thu. 9:40 a.m., 8 p.m.
“There’s Something About            ical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio.      (PG-13) (3:03) FX Fri. 8 p.m.,      “Waiting...” ›› (2005, Come-
Mary” ›› (1998, Romance-            A woman falls for an artist         11:03 p.m.
Comedy) Cameron Diaz. A man         aboard the ill-fated ship. (PG-     “Twin Dragons” ›› (1991,
hires a sleazy private eye to       13) (3:15) BRAVO Sat. 8 p.m.;       Comedy) Jackie Chan. Long-              Continued on next page
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dy) Ryan Reynolds. Restaurant      end with a politician’s family.       “Winter Solstice” ››› (2004,
employees ponder their lives.      (HD) (R) (2:30) TBS Sun. 8            Drama) Anthony LaPaglia. A
(HD) (R) (1:33) SHOW Thu.          p.m.                                  New Jersey widower has diffi-
1:45 a.m.                          “The Wedding Date” ››                                                       “XXX: State of the Union” ››
                                                                         culty reaching out to others.
“A Walton Easter” ›› (1997,        (2005, Romance-Comedy) De-            (HD) (R) (1:33) TMC Sun. 8:20         (2005, Action) Ice Cube. Agent
Drama) Richard Thomas. John        bra Messing. A woman brings a         a.m.; Fri. 11 a.m.                    XXX must thwart a plot to de-
Boy returns home for his par-      male escort to her sister’s           “The Wishing Well” (2010,             pose the president. (CC) (PG-
ents’ wedding anniversary. (CC)    wedding. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)            Drama) Jordan Ladd. A wishing         13) (1:40) ENC Sun. 10:45
                                                                                                               a.m., 11:30 p.m.

                                                                                                               Y
(2:00) HALL Fri. 7 p.m.            (1:28) HBO Sun. 8 a.m.; Wed.          well magically gives a journalist
“War” ›› (2007, Action) Jet        9:30 a.m.                             a new life. (CC) (HD) (2:00)
Li. A vengeful FBI agent seeks     “The Wedding Planner” ››              HALL Sat. 3 p.m.
an assassin he believes killed     (2001, Romance-Comedy) Jen-           “Without a Paddle” ›› (2004,          “The Yards” ›› (2000, Crime
his partner. (CC) (HD) (R)         nifer Lopez. An event organizer       Comedy) Seth Green. Three
(2:00) USA Mon. 2 a.m.             has eyes for her biggest                                                    Drama) Mark Wahlberg. An ex-
                                                                         friends embark on a calamitous        con takes a job at his corrupt
“War Nurse” ›› (1930, Dra-         client’s beau. (CC) (PG-13)           canoe trip. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
ma) Robert Montgomery. Nurs-       (1:42) ENC Tue. 7:05 a.m.,                                                  uncle’s subway-train business.
                                                                         (2:00) COM Sat. 1:58 p.m.;
es and soldiers find time for      9:50 p.m.                             Sun. 10:28 a.m.                       (HD) (R) (1:55) SHOW Mon.
love during World War I. (NR)      “West of Memphis” ›››                 “Wolvesbayne” (2009, Horror)          12:30 p.m.; Fri. 3 p.m.
(1:30) TCM Wed. 7 a.m.             (2012, Documentary) Examines          Jeremy London. A real-estate          “You Got Served” ›› (2004,
“War Wolves” ››› (2009,            the West Memphis Three mur-           developer is bitten by a were-        Drama) Marques Houston.
Suspense) John Saxon. U.S.         der case. (CC) (R) (2:30)             wolf. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00)           Street dancers work together to
soldiers search for the carrier    STARZ Mon. 3:30 a.m.                  SYFY Fri. 1:30 a.m.                   win a competition. (CC) (PG-13)
of a werewolf virus. (CC) (HD)     “White House Down” ››                 “Won’t Back Down” ››                  (1:34) STARZ Mon. 1:50 a.m.;
(R) (2:00) SYFY Wed. 5 p.m.        (2013, Action) Channing Tatum.        (2012, Drama) Maggie Gyllen-          Thu. 6:45 a.m.
“Warm Bodies” ›› (2013, Ro-        Paramilitary soldiers take over       haal. Two women try to make a         “You, Me and Dupree” ››
mance-Comedy) Nicholas Hoult.      the White House. (CC) (PG-13)         difference at a local school.         (2006, Comedy) Owen Wilson.
An unusual romance unfolds af-     (2:11) STARZ Tue. 2:45 p.m.,          (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:01) MAX Sat.        A jobless buddy moves in with
ter a zombie saves a young         10:55 p.m.; Thu. 1:10 a.m., 9         6:10 a.m.                             two newlyweds. (HD) (PG-13)
woman’s life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)    p.m.                                  “The Words” ›› (2012, Dra-            (2:00) TBS Sat. 11:30 p.m.;
(1:38) MAX Wed. 2:45 p.m.          “White Squall” ›› (1996, Dra-         ma) Bradley Cooper. A wannabe         Sun. 5:45 p.m.
“The Waterboy” › (1998, Com-       ma) Jeff Bridges. Teenagers           writer claims another man’s           “You’re Only Young Once” ››
edy) Adam Sandler. A simple-       face their fears during an ill-fat-   work as his own. (CC) (HD) (PG-       (1938, Comedy-Drama) Lewis
ton’s angry outbursts lead to      ed sea voyage. (CC) (HD) (PG-         13) (1:36) SHOW Tue. 9:30             Stone. Vacationing Andy Hardy
gridiron glory. (HD) (PG-13)       13) (2:07) SHOW Fri. 7:45             p.m.                                  and his sister each find ro-
(2:00) FX Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue.        a.m.; Sat. 3:45 a.m.                  “The Wrath of Cain” (2010,            mance. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM
5:30 p.m.                          “White T” (2013, Comedy) Ja-          Suspense) Ving Rhames. A              Sun. 7:30 a.m.
“The Way Back” ››› (2010,          mal Mixon. Herbert and Henry          prison inmate’s nemesis trans-        “Yours, Mine & Ours” ››
Drama) Jim Sturgess. Escaped       need help to recover their prize      fers to his facility. (CC) (HD) (R)   (2005, Comedy) Dennis Quaid.
POWs trek through the Hi-          T-shirt. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:32)        (1:20) TMC Mon. Midnight              The marriage of two widowed
malayas on foot to freedom.        TMC Mon. 11 p.m.                      “Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead”         parents creates one large fami-
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:13) SHOW      “Wicker Park” ›› (2004, Sus-          ›› (2009, Horror) Janet Mont-         ly. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Tue.
Wed. 9 a.m.                        pense) Josh Hartnett. A man           gomery. Escaped convicts en-          5:30 p.m.

                                                                                                               Z
“We the Party” ›› (2012,           searches obsessively for his          counter cannibalistic mutants.
Comedy-Drama) Mandela Van          former lover. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)       (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Fri.
Peebles. A smart but lazy teen     (1:54) SHOW Sun. 4 p.m.               11:30 a.m.
sets his eye on a pretty over-     “Win a Date With Tad Hamil-           “Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines”            “Zoe Gone” (2014, Suspense)
achiever. (CC) (HD) (R) (3:00)     ton!” ›› (2004, Romance-              (2012, Horror) Camilla Arfwed-        Jean Louisa Kelly. A detective
BET Thu. 11 a.m.                   Comedy) Kate Bosworth. A              son. Hillbilly cannibals target       tries to help a teen find her kid-
“Wedding Crashers” ›››             woman’s friend and an actor           several college students. (CC)        napped baby. (CC) (HD) (NR)
(2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson.        vie for her affection. (HD) (PG-      (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Fri. 1:30        (2:02) LIFE Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun.
Partygoers spend a wild week-      13) (2:00) TBS Wed. 2 a.m.            p.m.                                  2:02 a.m.
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                                                              Late-night
Monday                                “Watch What Happens:              “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11     p.m. +
                                   Live”: Heather Thomson and         p.m. TBS                             “David Letterman” (CC)
   Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L         Tabatha Coffey. (N) 11 p.m.          “Stephen Colbert” (CC)          11:35 p.m. %
   “Jon Stewart” 11 p.m. COM       BRAVO                              11:31 p.m. COM                       “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) 11:35
   “Watch What Happens:               “Conan O’Brien”: Nathan Fil-      “Jimmy Fallon”: Bradley         p.m. _
Live”: Vicki Gunvalson; Kristin    lion; Tatiana Maslany; actor       Cooper; Tim McGraw. (CC)             “Pete Holmes” (N) midnight
Chenoweth. (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO       Dan Soder. (N) 11 p.m. TBS         11:34 p.m. +
                                                                                                        TBS
   “Conan O’Brien”: Mindy             “Stephen Colbert”: (CC)           “David Letterman”:
Kaling; Colin Hanks; band                                                                                  “Seth Meyers”: Kathie Lee
                                   11:31 p.m. COM                     Sylvester Stallone; Theo James;
MGMT. (CC) (N) 11 p.m. TBS            “Jimmy Fallon”: Jerry Sein-     Ledisi. (CC) 11:35 p.m. %         Gifford and Hoda Kotb. (CC)
   “Stephen Colbert” (CC)          feld; Kristen Wiig; Lady Gaga.       “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) 11:35       12:36 a.m. +
11:31 p.m. COM                     (CC) 11:34 p.m. +                  p.m. _                               “Craig Ferguson”: Kevin Ba-
   “Jimmy Fallon”: Will Smith;        “David Letterman”: Martha         “Pete Holmes” (N) midnight      con; Andy Hendrickson. (CC) (N)
U2. (CC) 11:34 p.m. +              Stewart; Bill Murray; Lady         TBS                               12:37 a.m. %
   “David Letterman”: Emma         Gaga. (CC) 11:35 p.m. %              “Seth Meyers”: Anderson            “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +
Watson; Nick Offerman. (CC)           “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) 11:35       Cooper; Alessandra Ambrosio.
11:35 p.m. %                       p.m. _                             (CC) 12:36 a.m. +                 Friday
   “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC)                “Pete Holmes”: Zach               “Craig Ferguson”: Kunal
11:35 p.m. _                       Woods. (N) midnight TBS            Nayyar; Tom Segura. (CC) (N)        “Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L
   “Pete Holmes”: Ashley              “Seth Meyers”: Andy Sam-        12:37 a.m. %                        “Jimmy Fallon”: Justin Tim-
Rickards; Jillian Rose Reed and    berg; Busy Philipps. (CC) (N)        “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +       berlake. (CC) 11:34 p.m. +
Molly Tarlov. (N) midnight TBS     12:36 a.m. +                                                           “David Letterman”: Bryan
   “Seth Meyers”: Kanye West;         “Craig Ferguson”: Wendie        Thursday                          Cranston; Melissa Rauch; Le1f.
Russell Wilson. (CC) 12:36         Malick; Jim Rash. (CC) (N)                                           (CC) 11:35 p.m. %
                                                                         Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L
a.m. +                             12:37 a.m. %                                                           “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) 11:35
                                                                         “Jon Stewart” 11 p.m. COM
   “Craig Ferguson”: Dominic          “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +                                         p.m. _
                                                                         “Watch What Happens:
Monaghan; Brooklyn Decker.                                                                                “Seth Meyers”: Kenan
                                   Wednesday                          Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO
(CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. %                                                                                   Thompson; Johnny Weir. (CC)
                                                                         “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11
   “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +                                                                            12:36 a.m. +
                                      Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L         p.m. TBS
                                      “Jon Stewart” 11 p.m. COM          “Stephen Colbert” (CC)           “Craig Ferguson”: William
Tuesday                                                                                                 Shatner; Jaime Pressly. (CC) (N)
                                      “Watch What Happens:            11:31 p.m. COM
  Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L          Live”: Joan Rivers; Tracy Mor-        “Jimmy Fallon”: Michelle       12:37 a.m. %
  “Jon Stewart” 11 p.m. COM        gan. (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO             Obama; Will Ferrell. (CC) 11:34     “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +


                                                              Daytime
Monday                                “Dr. Phil”: (CC) (N)
                                   10 a.m. $
                                                                      2 p.m. +                          p.m. L
                                                                         “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $            “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^
   “Today”: Alan Thicke;              “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1        “Bethenny”: Cheryl Burke.         “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $
Brian Malarkey. (CC)               p.m. ^                             (CC) 3 p.m. +                        “Ellen DeGeneres”: Chelsea
7 a.m. +                              “Maury”: Lie-detector tests.       “Bill Cunningham”: Siblings    Handler; Elisabeth Moss. (CC)
   “Kelly and Michael”:            (CC) (N) 2 p.m. ^                  try to resolve conflict. (CC) 3   (N) 4 p.m. +
Jeremy Piven. (N) 9 a.m. _            “Queen Latifah”: Tracy Mor-     p.m. L
   “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N)          gan; Doris Roberts. (CC) (N) 2        “Dr. Oz”: Easing pain;
9 a.m. L                           p.m. %                             shingles. (CC) 4 p.m. ^
                                                                                                        Friday
   “Wendy Williams”: Tichina          “Steve Harvey”: Pat and            “Dr. Phil (N) 4 p.m. $            “Today”: Paul Bettany;
Arnold. (CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^         Gina Neely; Jenni Pulos. (CC)         “Ellen DeGeneres”: Billy       Rebecca Hall; Jeff Musial. (CC)
   “Trisha Goddard” Paternity      (N) 2 p.m. +                       Crystal; Frank Turner. (CC) (N)   7 a.m. +
tests. (CC) 1 p.m. ^                  “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $          4 p.m. +                             “Kelly and Michael”: Colin
   “Maury”: Paternity test. (CC)      “Bethenny”: Toni Braxton.                                         Firth; Margo Martindale. (CC)
2 p.m. ^                           (CC) 3 p.m. +                      Thursday                          (N) 9 a.m. _
   “Queen Latifah”: Patrick           “Bill Cunningham”:
                                   Lie-detector tests. 3 p.m. L          “Today”: Wendy Williams;          “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N)
Duffy; Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.
(CC) (N) 2 p.m. %                     “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^           Edie Falco. 7 a.m. +              9 a.m. L
   “Steve Harvey”: Tabatha            “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $            “Kelly and Michael”: David        “Wendy Williams”: Tichina
Coffey; “Dunk an Ex Week.”            “Ellen DeGeneres”: Kate         Duchovny; new sedans. (CC)        Arnold. (CC) 10 a.m. ^
(CC) (N) 2 p.m. +                  Walsh; Marlon Wayans. (CC) (N)     (N) 9 a.m. _                         “Trisha Goddard ”: Guest up-
   “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $          4 p.m. +                              “Rachael Ray”: (CC) (N)        dates. (CC) 1 p.m. ^
   “Bethenny”: Kenya Moore.                                           9 a.m. L                             “Maury”: Paternity tests.
(CC) 3 p.m. +                      Wednesday                             “Wendy Williams”: Whoopi       (CC) 2 p.m. ^
   “Bill Cunningham”: Guests                                          Goldberg; spring dresses. (CC)       “Queen Latifah”: Nick
submit to lie-detector tests.         “Today”: Marisa Tomei; Bob      (N) 10 a.m. ^                     Cannon; Erin Andrews; Cat
(CC) 3 p.m. L                      Harper; Dean Norris. (CC) 7           “Trisha Goddard”:              Cora. (CC) (N) 2 p.m. %
   “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^           a.m. +                             Accusations of murder. (CC) 1        “Steve Harvey”: Holly Robin-
   “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $            “Kelly and Michael”:            p.m. ^                            son Peete; Robin Meade. (CC)
   “Ellen DeGeneres”: Eva Lon-     Nicolas Cage; Whoopi                  “Maury”: Chelsea’s             (N) 2 p.m. +
goria; Clark Gregg; tWitch. (CC)   Goldberg. (CC) (N) 9 a.m. _        boyfriend may be hooking up.         “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $
(N) 4 p.m. +                          “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N)          (CC) 2 p.m. ^                        “Katie”: (CC) 3 p.m. _
                                   9 a.m. L                              “Queen Latifah”: Jeremy Piv-
                                                                                                           “Bethenny”: LuAnn de
Tuesday                               “Wendy Williams”: Kristin
                                   Chenoweth. (N) 10 a.m. ^
                                                                      en; Darby Stanchfield. (CC) (N)
                                                                                                        Lesseps; Bevy Smith. (CC) (N)
                                                                      2 p.m. %
   “Today”: Morgan Freeman.           “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1        “Steve Harvey”: Why a          3 p.m. +
(CC) (N) 7 a.m. +                  p.m. ^                             woman’s relationships failed.        “Bill Cunningham”:
   “Kelly and Michael”: Billy         “Maury”: Paternity tests.       (CC) (N) 2 p.m. +                 Families try to put issues
Bob Thornton; Alicia               (CC) (N) 2 p.m. ^                     “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $         behind them. (CC) 3 p.m. L
Silverstone. (N) 9 a.m. _             “Queen Latifah”: Jackie            “Bethenny”: Kandi                 “Dr. Oz” (N) 4 p.m. ^
   “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N)          Collins; Jaime Pressly. (CC) (N)   Burruss; food shopping. (CC)         “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $
9 a.m. L                           2 p.m. %                           (N) 3 p.m. +                         “Ellen DeGeneres”: Kristen
   “Wendy Williams”: Taraji P.        “Steve Harvey”: The cast of        “Bill Cunningham”:             Bell; Tony Hale; Needtobreathe.
Henson. (N) 10 a.m. ^              “A Haunted House 2.” (CC) (N)      Paternity is questioned. (CC) 3   (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +
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Q&A
   Q: I’m fascinated by       Q: Will “The Good
Amy Purdy on “Danc -        Wife” be back next
ing With the Stars”         season?
this season. What were        A: That’s a definite
the circumstances that      “yes,” since it was
caused her need for         among the many CBS
prosthetic legs?            shows — just about
   A: As she explained      the entire current line-
in the season premiere      up — that got early re-
of the ABC contest, the     newals from the net-
snowboarder contract-       work in March. How-
ed a form of bacterial      ever, as we certainly
meningitis when she         know now, Josh
was 19. That led to         Charles won’t return
both of her legs being      as Will Gardner (ex-
                            cept possibly in flash-
amputated below the
                            backs).
knee and also to the
                              Q: Could you tell me
removal of her spleen.
                            when, or if, Season 3
   Her father donated a     of “Hill Street Blues”
kidney to her, and her      will be released on
spirit speaks for itself    DVD?
— not only through her        A: We can tell you
“Dancing” stint but also    not only when that will
through her participa-      be released but the rest
tion in Season 21 of        of the show, too. A
CBS’ “The Amazing           complete series set of
Race” (though she and       the classic police drama
her partner were elimi-     will be issued April 29,
nated early on). Purdy      with bonus material in-
also is the co-founder      cluding interviews with
of the nonprofit organi-    executive producer
zation Adaptive Action      Steven Bochco and
Sports, and her first on-   stars Dennis Franz
air “Dancing” appear-       (who would work with
ance came right after       Bochco again on
she returned from           “NYPD Blue”), James
Sochi, Russia, having       B. Sikking and Bruce
won a bronze medal at       Weitz.
the 2014 Paralympics.         Q: Someone told me
   Q: Didn’t Dakota         Tom Hanks was on
Johnson, who will be        “Family Ties.” Which
in the movie version of     character did he play?
“Fifty Shades of Grey,”       A: Early in his career
have a TV series?           — after the series “Bo-
   A: Indeed, she did.      som Buddies” — the
She was the “Kate” of       future double Oscar
Fox’s “Ben and Kate”        winner played Elyse
                            Keaton’s (Meredith
during the 2012-13
                            Baxter) ne’er-do-well
season, and though
                            brother, Ned, in two
the sitcom was highly
                            stories.
touted at the start of        The first was a two-
that television year, it    parter in which the
drifted away about          character was on the
midway through. The         run from the law, then
daughter of Melanie         he had another dilem-
Griffith and Don John-      ma in his subsequent
son, the actress — per-     episode, specifically a
haps best known in          drinking problem.
movie terms up to now       That latter story aired
for her scantily clad       just a few weeks be-
scene with Justin Tim-      fore “Splash” was re-
berlake in “The Social      leased, making Hanks
Network” — also was         an immediate film
in the series finale of     star, and the rest is
NBC’s “The Office.”         history.

				
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