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					BAY AREA NEWS GROUP                                                                       March 15-21, 2014




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Hi-def TV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 - 5
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Sports Highlights . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 - 8
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Saturday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9  9
Saturday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 01
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Saturday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 1 - 1 3
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Saturday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .1 3 - 1 4
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Saturday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 5
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Sunday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 6 1
Sunday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 7 1
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Sunday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 8 - 2 0
Sunday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . .2 0 - 2 12
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Sunday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 2
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Monday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 3
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Monday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 4
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Monday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 5 - 2 7
Monday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .2 7 - 2 82
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Monday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 9
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Tuesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 0
Tuesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 13
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Tuesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 2 - 3 4
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Tuesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .3 4 - 3 5
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Tuesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 6
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Wednesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 7
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Wednesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 8
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Wednesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . .3 9 - 4 1
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Wednesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 1 - 4 2
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Wednesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 3
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Thursday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 4
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Thursday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 5
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Thursday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 6 - 4 8
Thursday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 8 - 4 94
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Thursday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 0
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Friday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 1
Friday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 2 5
Friday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 3 - 5 5
Friday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . . .5 5 - 5 6

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Friday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 7                    ‘Crisis’
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Movies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 8 - 6 9
Network addresses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 0   7      Gillian Anderson stars in new drama in which
Talk shows . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 1
                                                       7      powerful people must find a way to rescue their
Q&A/Crossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 2     7      abducted children. 10 p.m. Sunday +
TVTIMES                               HIGH DEF                                  March 15-21, 2014                             2


Saturday
                                                   High-Def TV                                    “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.


                                                   March 15-21
                                                                                                      D
“Cosmos: A Spacetime                                                                              “The Closer” 9 p.m. L
    Odyssey” 8 p.m. ^, H                                                                          “Law & Order: Special Victims
“Dateline NBC” 8 p.m. #, +                                                                            Unit” 9 p.m. Z
“Summer Dreams” 8 p.m. %                                                                          “Leverage” 9 p.m. ±
“Castle” 8 p.m. _, *                                                                              “Wahlburgers” 9 p.m. A&E
“Happy” 8 p.m. )                 “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.     “The Good Wife” 8 p.m. `; 9     “The Walking Dead” 9 p.m.
“30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4; 10 p.m.          TBS                             p.m. %                           AMC
    WGN-A                        “48 Hours: Hard Evidence” 9      “Nuestra Belleza Latina” 8      “Gator Boys” 9 p.m. ANIM
“Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ?               p.m. TLC                        p.m. .                       “Blood, Sweat & Heels” 9 p.m.
“Leverage” 8 p.m. Z              Movie “Stir of Echoes” 9 p.m.    “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ?              BRAVO
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”       TMC                          “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D        “Cops Reloaded” 9 p.m. CMT
    8 p.m. ±                     “King of the Hill” 9 p.m. TOON   “Bones” 8 p.m. L                “Austin & Ally” 9 p.m. DISN
“Flipping Vegas” 8 p.m. A&E      “Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m.        “Leverage” 8 p.m. Z             “Naked and Afraid” 9 p.m.
Movie “Rocky III” 8 p.m. AMC         TRAV                         “Leverage” 8 p.m. ±                 DSC
“Too Cute!” 8 p.m. ANIM          “Hardcore Pawn” 9 p.m.           “Wahlburgers” 8 p.m. A&E        “Total Divas” 9 p.m. E!
“Alaska: The Last Frontier” 8        TRUTV                        “The Walking Dead” 8 p.m.       “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD
    p.m. DSC                     “Bloopers” 9:30 p.m. 4              AMC                          “Hawaii Life” 9 p.m. HGTV
Movie “13 Going on 30” 8         “Swamp Hunters” 9:30 p.m.        “Wild West Alaska” 8 p.m.       “Ax Men” 9 p.m. HIST
    p.m. E!                          CMT                             ANIM                         “Army Wives: A Final Salute”
Movie “Bedtime Stories” 8        “Fish Hooks” 9:30 p.m. DISN      “The Real Housewives of At-         9 p.m. LIFE
    p.m. FAM                     “Pawn Stars” 9:30 p.m. HIST         lanta” 8 p.m. BRAVO; 10      “Shameless” 9 p.m. SHOW
“Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD            “Sam & Cat” 9:30 p.m. NICK          p.m. BRAVO                   “Bar Rescue” 9 p.m. SPIKE
Movie “Taken” 8 p.m. FX          “All Access” 9:30 p.m. SHOW      “Cops Reloaded” 8 p.m. CMT      Movie “Indiana Jones and the
Movie “The Great Gatsby” 8       “Thrift Hunters” 9:30 p.m.       “Liv & Maddie” 8 p.m. DISN          Temple of Doom” 9 p.m.
    p.m. HBO                         SPIKE                        “Naked and Afraid: Uncen-           SYFY
“Property Brothers” 8 p.m.       “King of the Hill” 9:30 p.m.        sored” 8 p.m. DSC            “Long Island Medium” 9 p.m.
    HGTV                             TOON                         “Keeping Up With the Kar-           TLC
“Pawn Stars” 8 p.m. HIST         “Hardcore Pawn” 9:30 p.m.           dashians” 8 p.m. E!          “King of the Hill” 9 p.m. TOON
Movie “The Grim Sleeper” 8           TRUTV                        Movie “Zookeeper” 8 p.m.        “Mysteries at the Museum” 9
    p.m. LIFE                    “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.          FAM                              p.m. TRAV
Movie “Scary Movie 3” 8 p.m.         ^                            “Food Court Wars” 8 p.m.        “World’s Dumbest...” 9 p.m.
    MTV                          “Believe” 10 p.m. #, +              FOOD                             TRUTV
“Sam & Cat” 8 p.m. NICK          “20/20” 10 p.m. _, *             Movie “A Taste of Romance” 8    “Everybody Loves Raymond” 9
“Black Sails” 8 p.m. STARZ       “Best Of...” 10 p.m. ), V           p.m. HALL                        p.m. TVLND
“The Big Bang Theory” 8 p.m.     “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10          “Beachfront Bargain Hunt” 8     “Law & Order: Special Victims
    TBS                              p.m. `                          p.m. HGTV                        Unit” 9 p.m. USA
“48 Hours: Hard Evidence” 8      “Community” 10 p.m. 4            “Ax Men” 8 p.m. HIST            “Ridiculousness” 9:03 p.m.
    p.m. TLC                     “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H          “See Dad Run” 8 p.m. NICK           MTV
                                 “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10       “Episodes” 8 p.m. SHOW          “Jeff Dunham: Controlled
Movie “Red” 8 p.m. TNT
“The Dead Files” 8 p.m. TRAV         p.m. L                       “Bar Rescue” 8 p.m. SPIKE           Chaos” 9:05 p.m. COM
“Hardcore Pawn” 8 p.m.
                                 “KCRA 3 News at 10- Satur-       “Black Sails” 8 p.m. STARZ; 9   “Bloopers” 9:30 p.m. 4
                                     day” 10 p.m. Z                  p.m. STARZ                   “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30
    TRUTV
“Community” 8:30 p.m. 4
                                 “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”   Movie “Tower Heist” 8 p.m.          p.m. D
                                     10 p.m. ±                       TBS; 10 p.m. TBS             “Wahlburgers” 9:30 p.m. A&E
“Liv & Maddie” 8:30 p.m.         “Flipping Vegas” 10 p.m. A&E     “Long Island Medium” 8 p.m.     “Cops Reloaded” 9:30 p.m.
    DISN                         “Too Cute!” 10 p.m. ANIM            TLC                              CMT
“Pawn Stars” 8:30 p.m. HIST      “My Big Redneck Family” 10       Movie “Sahara” 8 p.m. TMC       “Jessie” 9:30 p.m. DISN
“The Thundermans” 8:30 p.m.          p.m. CMT                     Movie “Along Came a Spider”     “Hawaii Life” 9:30 p.m. HGTV
    NICK                         “Mighty Med” 10 p.m. DISN           8 p.m. TNT                   “Long Island Medium” 9:30
“Hardcore Pawn” 8:30 p.m.        “Timber Kings” 10 p.m. DSC       “Steven Universe” 8 p.m.            p.m. TLC
    TRUTV                        “The Soup” 10 p.m. E!               TOON                         “King of the Hill” 9:30 p.m.
“Regular Show” 8:45 p.m.         Movie “Billy Madison” 10 p.m.    “Mysteries at the Museum” 8         TOON
    TOON                             FAM                             p.m. TRAV                    “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.
“The Following” 9 p.m. ^, H      “Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD           “truTV Top Funniest” 8 p.m.         ^
“Nightline Prime” 9 p.m. _,      Movie “Undercover Brides-           TRUTV                        “Crisis” 10 p.m. #, +
    *                                maid” 10 p.m. HALL           “Law & Order: Special Victims   “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10
“48 Hours” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m.     “House Hunters” 10 p.m.             Unit” 8 p.m. USA                 p.m. `
    %                                HGTV                         Movie “Collateral Damage” 8     “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ?
“Sábado Gigante” 9 p.m. .        “Pawn Stars” 10 p.m. HIST           p.m. WGN-A                   “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D
“The Closer” 9 p.m. ?            “Beyond the Headlines: The       “Steven Universe” 8:15 p.m.     “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H
“Law & Order: Special Victims        Real Grim Sleeper” 10 p.m.      TOON                         “Best Of...” 10 p.m. V
    Unit” 9 p.m. Z                   LIFE                         “Gilligan’s Island” 8:27 p.m.   “KCRA 3 News at 10- Sunday”
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”   Movie “The Conjuring” 10 p.m.       TVLND                            10 p.m. Z
    9 p.m. ±                         MAX                          “Family Guy” 8:30 p.m. ^,       “Leverage” 10 p.m. ±
“Flipping Vegas” 9 p.m. A&E      Movie “Alex Cross” 10 p.m.          H                            “Wahlburgers” 10 p.m. A&E
“My Cat From Hell: Scratch           SHOW                         “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D     “Lone Star Legend” 10 p.m.
    Tracks” 9 p.m. ANIM          “Catch a Contractor” 10 p.m.     “Wahlburgers” 8:30 p.m. A&E         ANIM
“Swamp Hunters” 9 p.m. CMT           SPIKE                        “Cops Reloaded” 8:30 p.m.       “Cops Reloaded” 10 p.m. CMT
Movie “Scott Pilgrim vs. the     “Stalked: Someone’s Watch-          CMT                          “Good Luck Charlie” 10 p.m.
    World” 9 p.m. COM                ing” 10 p.m. TLC             “Beachfront Bargain Hunt”           DISN
“Austin & Ally” 9 p.m. DISN      “Family Guy” 10 p.m. TOON           8:30 p.m. HGTV               “RichKids of Beverly Hills” 10
“Timber Kings” 9 p.m. DSC        “Ghost Adventures” 10 p.m.       “Instant Mom” 8:30 p.m. NICK        p.m. E!
“Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD                TRAV                         “House of Lies” 8:30 p.m.       Movie “Bruce Almighty” 10
“When Calls the Heart” 9 p.m.    “Hardcore Pawn” 10 p.m.             SHOW                             p.m. FAM
    HALL                             TRUTV                        “Ridiculousness” 8:35 p.m.      “Cutthroat Kitchen” 10 p.m.
“Property Brothers” 9 p.m.       Movie “Underworld: Awaken-          MTV                              FOOD
    HGTV                             ing” 10:02 p.m. FX           “Cosmos: A Spacetime            “When Calls the Heart” 10
“Pawn Stars” 9 p.m. HIST         Movie “From Paris With Love”        Odyssey” 9 p.m. ^, H             p.m. HALL
“Banshee” 9 p.m. MAX                 10:17 p.m. TNT               “Believe” 9 p.m. #, +           “Girls” 10 p.m. HBO
“The Thundermans” 9 p.m.                                          “Resurrection” 9 p.m. _, *      “Island Hunters” 10 p.m. HGTV
    NICK                         Sunday                           “Masterpiece Mystery!” 9 p.m.   “No Man’s Land” 10 p.m. HIST
“Auction Hunters” 9 p.m.                                             )                            Movie “The Purge” 10 p.m.
    SPIKE                        “The Simpsons” 8 p.m. ^, H       “The Mentalist” 9 p.m. `; 10        MAX
“Black Sails” 9 p.m. STARZ;      “The Amazing Race” 8 p.m.           p.m. %                       “Ridiculousness” 10 p.m. MTV
    10 p.m. STARZ                   %                             “ABC7 News at 9:00PM on         “House of Lies” 10 p.m. SHOW
Movie “The Day After Tomor-      “Once Upon a Time” 8 p.m.           KOFY” 9 p.m. 4               “Catch a Contractor” 10 p.m.
    row” 9 p.m. SYFY                _, *                          “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ?           SPIKE
TVTIMES                               HIGH DEF                                  March 15-21, 2014                             3

“My Five Wives” 10 p.m. TLC     “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D      “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10        “Teen Mom 2” 8 p.m. MTV
“Bob’s Burgers” 10 p.m. TOON    “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.            p.m. .                        Movie “Lawless” 8 p.m. SHOW
“Church Secrets & Legends”         A&E                           “Community” 10 p.m. 4            “Ink Master” 8 p.m. SPIKE
   10 p.m. TRAV                 “Call of the Wildman: More       “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6         “Da Vinci’s Demons” 8 p.m.
“World’s Dumbest...” 10 p.m.       Live Action!” 8:30 p.m.       “The Middle” 10 p.m. ?              STARZ; 10 p.m. ENC
   TRUTV                           ANIM                          “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D             “Face Off” 8 p.m. SYFY
“Law & Order: Special Victims   “Futurama” 8:30 p.m. COM         “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H          “The Little Couple” 8 p.m. TLC
   Unit” 10 p.m. USA            “The Fabulist” 8:30 p.m. E!      “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10       Movie “Ain’t Them Bodies
“Bones” 10 p.m. WGN-A           “Ridiculousness” 8:30 p.m.          p.m. L                           Saints” 8 p.m. TMC
“Revenge” 10:01 p.m. _, *          MTV                           “Inspector Morse” 10 p.m. V      “Rizzoli & Isles” 8 p.m. TNT
“Talking Dead” 10:01 p.m.       “Lizard Lick Towing” 8:30 p.m.   “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.      “Uncle Grandpa” 8 p.m. TOON
   AMC                             TRUTV                            Z                             “Bizarre World” 8 p.m. TRAV
Movie “Disturbia” 10:02 p.m.    “The Following” 9 p.m. ^, H      “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ±       “Law & Order: Special Victims
   TNT                          “The Harvey Girls: Opportunity   “Those Who Kill” 10 p.m. A&E        Unit” 8 p.m. USA
“Sal y Pimienta” 10:05 p.m.        Bound” 9 p.m. )               Movie “Die Hard With a           “The Fabulous Life Of...” 8
   .                            “Intelligence” 9 p.m. `; 10         Vengeance” 10 p.m. AMC           p.m. VH1
Movie “Step Up Revolution”         p.m. %                        “Ice Cold Gold” 10 p.m. ANIM     “Making: Silicon Valley” 8:15
   10:05 p.m. TMC               “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9       “Let’s Stay Together” 10 p.m.       p.m. HBO
                                   p.m. .                           BET                           “Community” 8:30 p.m. 4
Monday                          “The Tomorrow People” 9 p.m.     “Southern Charm” 10 p.m.         “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D
                                   ?, L                             BRAVO                         “Storage Wars” 8:30 p.m. A&E
“Bones” 8 p.m. ^, H             “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.     “Austin & Ally” 10 p.m. DISN     “Tosh.0” 8:30 p.m. COM
“The Voice” 8 p.m. #, +            D                             “Lords of the Car Hoards” 10     “Chrisley Knows Best” 8:30
“How I Met Your Mother” 8       “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.       p.m. DSC                         p.m. E!
   p.m. %                          J                             “Mystery Diners” 10 p.m.         Movie “Taken 2” 8:30 p.m.
“Dancing With the Stars” 8      “Inspector Morse” 9 p.m. V          FOOD                             HBO
   p.m. _, *                    “Law & Order: Special Victims    “Archer” 10 p.m. FX              “Hawaii Life” 8:30 p.m. HGTV
“Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m.         Unit” 9 p.m. Z                “House Hunters” 10 p.m.          “Counting Cars” 8:30 p.m.
   )                            “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ±           HGTV                             HIST
“Mike & Molly” 8 p.m. `; 9      “Bates Motel” 9 p.m. A&E         “Cryptid: The Swamp Beast”       “Inside March Madness” 8:30
   p.m. %                       “Lone Star Legend” 9 p.m.           10 p.m. HIST                     p.m. TRUTV
“Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.       ANIM; 9:30 p.m. ANIM          “Hoarders” 10 p.m. LIFE          “New Girl” 9 p.m. ^, H
   .                            “The Real Housewives of Bev-     “Teen Wolf” 10 p.m. MTV          “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9
“30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4                 erly Hills” 9 p.m. BRAVO      “Lost Girl” 10 p.m. SYFY            p.m. .
“Star-Crossed” 8 p.m. ?, L      Movie “Sleepless in Seattle” 9   “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding”       “Supernatural” 9 p.m. ?, L
“Modern Family” 8 p.m. D                                            10 p.m. TLC                   “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.
                                   p.m. CMT
“Poirot” 8 p.m. V                                                Movie “As Cool as I Am” 10          D
“Law & Order: Special Victims   “South Park” 9 p.m. COM
                                “Fast N’ Loud” 9 p.m. DSC           p.m. TMC                      “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.
   Unit” 8 p.m. Z                                                “Family Guy” 10 p.m. TOON           J
“Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ±       Movie “13 Going on 30” 9
                                   p.m. E!                       “Bizarre Foods America” 10       “NOVA” 9 p.m. V
“Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E                                           p.m. TRAV                     “Bones” 9 p.m. Z
“Call of the Wildman” 8 p.m.    “Da Vinci’s Demons” 9 p.m.
                                   ENC                           “Lizard Lick Towing” 10 p.m.     “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ±
   ANIM                                                             TRUTV                         “Storage Wars” 9 p.m. A&E
“The Dukes of Hazzard” 8 p.m.   “The Fosters” 9 p.m. FAM; 10
                                                                 “Parks and Recreation” 10        “Frozen Planet” 9 p.m. ANIM
   CMT                             p.m. FAM
                                                                    p.m. WGN-A                    “The Real Housewives of New
“Futurama” 8 p.m. COM           “Worst Cooks in America” 9
                                                                 “The Blacklist” 10:01 p.m.          York City” 9 p.m. BRAVO
Movie “College Road Trip” 8        p.m. FOOD
                                “The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL            #, +                          Movie “Son-in-Law” 9 p.m.
   p.m. DISN                                                     “Castle” 10:01 p.m. _, *            CMT
“Fast N’ Loud” 8 p.m. DSC       “Paycheck to Paycheck: The                                        “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM
                                                                 Movie “American Reunion”
“Switched at Birth” 8 p.m.         Life & Times of Katrina                                        “Amish Mafia” 9 p.m. DSC
                                                                    10:15 p.m. HBO
   FAM                             Gilbert” 9 p.m. HBO                                            “Total Divas” 9 p.m. E!
                                “Love It or List It” 9 p.m.
“Worst Cooks in America” 8
   p.m. FOOD                       HGTV                          Tuesday                          “Da Vinci’s Demons” 9 p.m.
                                                                                                     ENC
Movie “Grown Ups” 8 p.m. FX     “Swamp People” 9 p.m. HIST       “Glee” 8 p.m. ^, H               “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD
“Love It or List It” 8 p.m.     “Hoarders” 9 p.m. LIFE           “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, +          “Beachfront Bargain Hunt” 9
   HGTV                         Movie “Disconnect” 9 p.m.        “NCIS” 8 p.m. %                     p.m. HGTV
“Swamp People” 8 p.m. HIST         MAX                           “Marvel Studios: Assembling a    “Counting Cars” 9 p.m. HIST
“Hoarders” 8 p.m. LIFE          “Teen Wolf” 9 p.m. MTV              Universe” 8 p.m. _, *         “Dance Moms” 9 p.m. LIFE
“Banshee” 8 p.m. MAX            “House of Lies” 9 p.m. SHOW      “John D. Rockefeller: American   “Teen Mom 2” 9 p.m. MTV
“Ridiculousness” 8 p.m. MTV     “Being Human” 9 p.m. SYFY           Experience” 8 p.m. )          “Ink Master” 9 p.m. SPIKE
“Shameless” 8 p.m. SHOW; 10     “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.     “NCIS: Los Angeles” 8 p.m.       “Black Sails” 9 p.m. STARZ
   p.m. SHOW                       TBS                              `; 9 p.m. %                   “Face Off” 9 p.m. SYFY
“Da Vinci’s Demons” 8 p.m.      “Gypsy Sisters” 9 p.m. TLC       “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.     “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.
   STARZ; 10 p.m. ENC           “Dallas” 9 p.m. TNT; 10:01          .                                TBS
“Bitten” 8 p.m. SYFY               p.m. TNT                      “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4               “The Little Couple: Big Up-
“The Big Bang Theory” 8 p.m.    “King of the Hill” 9 p.m. TOON   “The Originals” 8 p.m. ?, L         dates” 9 p.m. TLC
   TBS                          “Bizarre Foods” 9 p.m. TRAV      “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D         “Rizzoli & Isles” 9 p.m. TNT
“Gypsy Sisters” 8 p.m. TLC      “Lizard Lick Towing” 9 p.m.      “Nature” 8 p.m. V                “King of the Hill” 9 p.m. TOON
Movie “The Perks of Being a        TRUTV                         “Bones” 8 p.m. Z                 “Modern Family” 9 p.m. USA
   Wallflower” 8 p.m. TMC       “Single Ladies” 9 p.m. VH1       “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ±        Movie “Dance Flick” 9 p.m.
“Castle” 8 p.m. TNT             “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30       “Storage Wars” 8 p.m. A&E           VH1
“Steven Universe” 8 p.m.           p.m. D                        “Frozen Planet” 8 p.m. ANIM      “About a Boy” 9:01 p.m. #,
   TOON                         “South Park” 9:30 p.m. COM       “The Real Housewives of New         +
“Bizarre Foods America” 8       “Dog With a Blog” 9:30 p.m.         York City” 8 p.m. BRAVO       “The Goldbergs” 9:01 p.m. _,
   p.m. TRAV                       DISN                          “The Dukes of Hazzard” 8 p.m.       *
“Lizard Lick Towing” 8 p.m.     “The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL         CMT                           “Person of Interest” 9:01 p.m.
   TRUTV                        “Episodes” 9:30 p.m. SHOW        “Kroll Show” 8 p.m. COM             `; 10:01 p.m. %
“WWE Monday Night RAW” 8        “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30       Movie “Girl vs. Monster” 8       “Twisted” 9:01 p.m. FAM
   p.m. USA                        p.m. TBS                         p.m. DISN                     “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” 9:30
“Basketball Wives LA” 8 p.m.    “The Cleveland Show” 9:30        “Amish Mafia: The Devil’s Cut”      p.m. ^, H
   VH1; 10 p.m. VH1                p.m. TOON                        8 p.m. DSC                    “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30
“Gilligan’s Island” 8:12 p.m.   “Lizard Lick Towing” 9:30 p.m.   “Pretty Little Liars” 8 p.m.        p.m. D
   TVLND                           TRUTV                            FAM; 10 p.m. FAM              “Storage Wars” 9:30 p.m. A&E
“Steven Universe” 8:15 p.m.     “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.       “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD            “The Game” 9:30 p.m. BET
   TOON                            ^                             “Hawaii Life” 8 p.m. HGTV        “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM
“2 Broke Girls” 8:30 p.m. %     “Antiques Roadshow” 10 p.m.      “Counting Cars” 8 p.m. HIST      “Beachfront Bargain Hunt”
“Mom” 8:30 p.m. `; 9:30            )                             “Dance Moms” 8 p.m. LIFE            9:30 p.m. HGTV
   p.m. %                       “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10          Movie “The Conjuring” 8 p.m.     “Counting Cars” 9:30 p.m.
“Community” 8:30 p.m. 4            p.m. `                           MAX                              HIST
TVTIMES                            HIGH-DEF TV                                   March 15-21, 2014                                4

“The Cleveland Show” 9:30        “The Real Housewives of Bev-     “Property Brothers” 9 p.m.       “Modern Family” 10:01 p.m.
   p.m. TOON                         erly Hills” 8 p.m. BRAVO         HGTV                            USA
“Modern Family” 9:30 p.m.        “The Dukes of Hazzard” 8 p.m.    “American Pickers” 9 p.m.        “Rizzoli & Isles” 10:02 p.m.
   USA                               CMT                              HIST                            TNT
“Growing Up Fisher” 9:31 p.m.    “Workaholics” 8 p.m. COM         “Preachers’ Daughters” 9 p.m.    “Doll & Em” 10:25 p.m. HBO
   #, +                          “Austin & Ally” 8 p.m. DISN          LIFE
“Trophy Wife” 9:31 p.m. _,       “Gold Rush” 8 p.m. DSC           “Banshee” 9 p.m. MAX             Thursday
   *                             “Keeping Up With the Kar-        “Teen Mom 2” 9 p.m. MTV
Movie “Seven Psychopaths”            dashians” 8 p.m. E!          “All Access” 9 p.m. SHOW         “Hell’s Kitchen” 8 p.m. ^, H
   9:40 p.m. TMC                 “Melissa & Joey” 8 p.m. FAM      “Black Sails” 9 p.m. STARZ       “Community” 8 p.m. #, +
“Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.       “Save My Bakery” 8 p.m.          “Hoarding: Buried Alive” 9       “Once Upon a Time in Wonder-
   ^                                 FOOD                             p.m. TLC                        land” 8 p.m. _, *
“Chicago Fire” 10 p.m. #, +      “Property Brothers” 8 p.m.       Movie “Jarhead” 9 p.m. TMC       “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.
“Mind Games” 10 p.m. _, *            HGTV                         “King of the Hill” 9 p.m. TOON      .
“CBS 13 News at 10p” 10          “American Pickers” 8 p.m.        “Toy Hunter” 9 p.m. TRAV         “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4
   p.m. `                            HIST                         “Psych” 9 p.m. USA               “The Vampire Diaries” 8 p.m.
“Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10        “Preachers’ Daughters” 8 p.m.    “Castle” 9:01 p.m. TNT              ?, L
   p.m. .                            LIFE                         “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30       “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D
“Community” 10 p.m. 4            “Are You the One?” 8 p.m.            p.m. D                       “House” 8 p.m. Z
“PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6             MTV                          “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.         “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”
“The Middle” 10 p.m. ?           “Shameless” 8 p.m. SHOW              A&E                             8 p.m. ±
“Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D             Movie “Law Abiding Citizen” 8    “South Park” 9:30 p.m. COM       “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E
“FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H              p.m. SPIKE                   “Dog With a Blog” 9:30 p.m.      Movie “Face/Off” 8 p.m. AMC
“KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10       “Da Vinci’s Demons” 8 p.m.           DISN                         “Ice Cold Gold: After the
   p.m. L                            STARZ; 10 p.m. ENC           “The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL         Thaw” 8 p.m. ANIM
“Return of the Wolves: The       Movie “Indiana Jones and the     “Girls” 9:30 p.m. HBO            “Party Down South” 8 p.m.
   Next Chapter” 10 p.m. V           Last Crusade” 8 p.m. SYFY    “Episodes” 9:30 p.m. SHOW           CMT
“KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.      “My 600-Lb. Life” 8 p.m. TLC     “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30       Movie “Radio Rebel” 8 p.m.
   Z                             “Castle” 8 p.m. TNT                  p.m. TBS                        DISN
“Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ±       “Steven Universe” 8 p.m.         “The Cleveland Show” 9:30        “Clash of the Ozarks” 8 p.m.
“Barry’d Treasure” 10 p.m.           TOON                             p.m. TOON                       DSC
   A&E                           “Modern Family” 8 p.m. USA       “Backroad Gold” 9:30 p.m.        Movie “You’ve Got Mail” 8
“Game of Arms” 10 p.m. AMC       Movie “Malibu’s Most Want-           TRAV                            p.m. E!
“Frozen Planet” 10 p.m. ANIM         ed” 8 p.m. VH1               “South Beach Tow” 9:30 p.m.      “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD
“The Game” 10 p.m. BET           “Rules of Engagement” 8 p.m.         TRUTV                        “Girls” 8 p.m. HBO
“The Real Housewives of At-          WGN-A                        “Everybody Loves Raymond”        “Rehab Addict” 8 p.m. HGTV
   lanta” 10 p.m. BRAVO          “Steven Universe” 8:15 p.m.          9:30 p.m. TVLND              “Pawn Stars” 8 p.m. HIST
“Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM                 TOON                         “Parks and Recreation” 9:30      “Project Runway: Under the
“Clash of the Ozarks” 10 p.m.    “Suburgatory” 8:30 p.m. _,           p.m. WGN-A                      Gunn” 8 p.m. LIFE
   DSC                               *                            “Mixology” 9:31 p.m. _, *        “Ridiculousness” 8 p.m. MTV
“Total Divas” 10 p.m. E!         “Community” 8:30 p.m. 4          “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.       “Da Vinci’s Demons” 8 p.m.
“Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD           “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D          ^                               STARZ; 10 p.m. ENC
“Justified” 10 p.m. FX           “Let’s Stay Together” 8:30       “Nashville” 10 p.m. _, *         Movie “Indiana Jones and the
“Girls” 10 p.m. HBO                  p.m. BET                     “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10             Kingdom of the Crystal
“House Hunters” 10 p.m.          “Baby Daddy” 8:30 p.m. FAM           p.m. `                          Skull” 8 p.m. SYFY
   HGTV                          “Regular Show” 8:30 p.m.         “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10        “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”
“American Restoration” 10            TOON                             p.m. .                          8 p.m. TLC
   p.m. HIST                     “Inside March Madness” 8:30      “Community” 10 p.m. 4            Movie “Killing Them Softly” 8
“Kim of Queens” 10 p.m. LIFE         p.m. TRUTV                   “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6            p.m. TMC
“Banshee” 10 p.m. MAX
                                 “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m.        “The Middle” 10 p.m. ?           “Teen Titans Go!” 8 p.m. TOON
“Teen Mom 2” 10 p.m. MTV
                                     USA                          “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D             “Mysteries at the Museum” 8
“House of Lies” 10 p.m. SHOW
                                 “Law & Order: Special Victims    “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H             p.m. TRAV
“Ink Master” 10 p.m. SPIKE                                        “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10       “Law & Order: Special Victims
                                     Unit” 9 p.m. #, +
“Black Sails” 10 p.m. STARZ
                                 “Modern Family” 9 p.m. _,            p.m. L                          Unit” 8 p.m. USA
“Foxy & Co.” 10 p.m. SYFY                                         “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.      “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 8
                                     *
“Cougar Town” 10 p.m. TBS
                                 “Happy” 9 p.m. )                     Z                               p.m. VH1
“The Little Couple” 10 p.m.                                       “Burn Notice” 10 p.m. ±          “How I Met Your Mother” 8
   TLC                           “CSI: Crime Scene Investiga-
                                                                  “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E          p.m. WGN-A; 8:30 p.m.
“American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON          tion” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m.
                                                                  “Tanked” 10 p.m. ANIM               WGN-A
“Bizarre Foods With Andrew           %                            “Flipping Out” 10 p.m. BRAVO     Movie “Big” 8:15 p.m. MAX
   Zimmern” 10 p.m. TRAV         “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9       “Workaholics” 10 p.m. COM        “Parks and Recreation” 8:30
“Chrisley Knows Best” 10 p.m.        p.m. .                       “Austin & Ally” 10 p.m. DISN        p.m. #, +
   USA                           “The 100” 9 p.m. ?, L            “Ice Cold Gold” 10 p.m. DSC      “Community” 8:30 p.m. 4
“Perception” 10:01 p.m. TNT      “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.     “The Soup” 10 p.m. E!            “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D
“Austin & Ally” 10:05 p.m.           D                            “Restaurant: Impossible” 10      “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.
   DISN                          “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.        p.m. FOOD                       A&E
                                     J                            “The Americans” 10 p.m. FX       Movie “The Great Gatsby”
                                 “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”
Wednesday                            9 p.m. Z
                                                                  “Doll & Em” 10 p.m. HBO             8:30 p.m. HBO
                                                                  “House Hunters” 10 p.m.          “Rehab Addict” 8:30 p.m.
“American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H      “Burn Notice” 9 p.m. ±               HGTV                            HGTV
“Revolution” 8 p.m. #, +         “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E        “American Pickers” 10 p.m.       “Pawn Stars” 8:30 p.m. HIST
“Survivor” 8 p.m. %              “Tanked” 9 p.m. ANIM                 HIST                         “Ridiculousness” 8:30 p.m.
“The Middle” 8 p.m. _, *         Movie “What’s Love Got to Do     “Bring It!” 10 p.m. LIFE            MTV
“Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. `; 9         With It” 9 p.m. BET          Movie “Big Momma’s House         “Johnny Test” 8:30 p.m. TOON
   p.m. %                        “Flipping Out” 9 p.m. BRAVO          2” 10 p.m. MAX               “Gilligan’s Island” 8:30 p.m.
“Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.     Movie “Mrs. Doubtfire” 9 p.m.    “The Real World: Ex-plosion”        TVLND
   .                                 CMT                              10 p.m. MTV                  “The Real Housewives of New
“30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4               “South Park” 9 p.m. COM          “House of Lies” 10 p.m. SHOW        York City” 8:45 p.m. BRA-
“Arrow” 8 p.m. ?, L              “Liv & Maddie” 9 p.m. DISN       “Bubble Skin Man” 10 p.m.           VO
“Modern Family” 8 p.m. D         “Survivorman & Son” 9 p.m.           TLC                          “American Idol” 9 p.m. ^, H
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”       DSC                          “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON      “Grey’s Anatomy” 9 p.m. _,
   8 p.m. Z                      “Total Divas” 9 p.m. E!          “Extreme Houseboats” 10             *
“WWE Main Event” 8 p.m. ±        “Da Vinci’s Demons” 9 p.m.           p.m. TRAV                    “CBS 13 News” 9 p.m. `
“Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E            ENC                          “South Beach Tow” 10 p.m.        “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9
Movie “The Departed” 8 p.m.      Movie “Bruce Almighty” 9             TRUTV                           p.m. .
   AMC                               p.m. FAM                     “The Fabulous Life Of...” 10     “Reign” 9 p.m. ?, L
“Treehouse Masters” 8 p.m.       “Restaurant: Impossible” 9           p.m. VH1
   ANIM                              p.m. FOOD                    “Chicago PD” 10:01 p.m. #,
“The Game” 8 p.m. BET            “The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL             +                               Continued on next page
TVTIMES                   HIGH-DEF TV                                                           March 15-21, 2014

“The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.      “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H           “The Amazing World of Gum-        “Raising Hope” 9:30 p.m. ^,
    D                             “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10            ball” 8 p.m. TOON                 H
“Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.        p.m. L                         “The Dead Files” 8 p.m. TRAV      “Entertainment Tonight” 9:30
    J                             “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.       “Gilligan’s Island” 8 p.m. TVL-       p.m. `
“House” 9 p.m. Z                     Z                                  ND                            “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”    “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ±        “Law & Order: Special Victims         p.m. D
    9 p.m. ±                      “Breaking Boston” 10 p.m.             Unit” 8 p.m. USA              “Key & Peele” 9:30 p.m. COM
“Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E            A&E                            Movie “Broken City” 8:10 p.m.     “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
“Ice Cold Gold” 9 p.m. ANIM       “Alaska: The Last Frontier” 10        MAX                               9:30 p.m. FOOD
“The Millionaire Matchmaker”         p.m. ANIM                      “Teen Titans Go!” 8:15 p.m.       “The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL
    9 p.m. BRAVO                  “Online Dating Rituals of the         TOON                          “Island Hunters” 9:30 p.m.
“Party Down South” 9 p.m.            American Male” 10 p.m.         “Check, Please! Bay Area”             HGTV
    CMT                              BRAVO                              8:30 p.m. )                   “Counting Cars” 9:30 p.m.
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadel-   “Party Down South” 10 p.m.        “Community” 8:30 p.m. 4               HIST
    phia” 9 p.m. COM                 CMT                            “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”        “Family Guy” 9:30 p.m. TBS
“Lords of the Car Hoards” 9       “Review” 10 p.m. COM                  8:30 p.m. ?, L                “Say Yes to the Dress: Randy
    p.m. DSC                      “Fast N’ Loud” 10 p.m. DSC        “Modern Family” 8:30 p.m. D           Knows Best” 9:30 p.m. TLC
“Da Vinci’s Demons” 9 p.m.        “Beat Bobby Flay” 10 p.m.         “Futurama” 8:30 p.m. COM          “The Cleveland Show” 9:30
    ENC                              FOOD                           “Dog With a Blog” 8:30 p.m.           p.m. TOON
Movie “Willy Wonka and the        “House Hunters” 10 p.m.               DISN                          “How I Met Your Mother” 9:30
    Chocolate Factory” 9 p.m.        HGTV                           “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”         p.m. WGN-A
    FAM                           “Vikings” 10 p.m. HIST                8:30 p.m. FOOD                “Inside March Madness” 9:32
“Chopped Canada” 9 p.m.           Movie “Warm Bodies” 10 p.m.       “Island Hunters” 8:30 p.m.            p.m. TRUTV
    FOOD                             MAX                                HGTV                          “Liv & Maddie” 9:40 p.m.
“Saint George” 9 p.m. FX          “Ridiculousness” 10 p.m. MTV      “Counting Cars” 8:30 p.m.             DISN
“The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL          “Family Guy” 10 p.m. TBS              HIST                          “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.
“Rehab Addict” 9 p.m. HGTV        “Welcome to Myrtle Manor”         “Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur-            ^
“Pawn Stars” 9 p.m. HIST             10 p.m. TLC                        tles” 8:30 p.m. NICK          “Family Feud” 10 p.m. %
“Project Runway: Under the        “Supernatural” 10 p.m. TNT        “Episodes” 8:30 p.m. SHOW         “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10
    Gunn” 9 p.m. LIFE             “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON       “Say Yes to the Dress: Un-            p.m. `
“Ridiculousness” 9 p.m. MTV       “Mysteries at the Museum”             veiled” 8:30 p.m. TLC         “Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10
Movie “The Longest Yard” 9           10 p.m. TRAV                   “Annoying Orange” 8:30 p.m.           p.m. .
    p.m. SHOW                     “The King of Queens” 10 p.m.          TOON                          “Community” 10 p.m. 4
“iMPACT Wrestling” 9 p.m.            TVLND
                                                                    “Gilligan’s Island” 8:30 p.m.     “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6
    SPIKE                         “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 10
                                                                        TVLND                         “The Middle” 10 p.m. ?
“Family Guy” 9 p.m. TBS
                                     p.m. VH1
                                                                    “How I Met Your Mother” 8:30      “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D
“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”
                                  “Parks and Recreation” 10
                                                                        p.m. WGN-A                    “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H
    9 p.m. TLC                                                      “The Neighbors” 8:31 p.m. _,      “KPIX 5 News on the CW” 10
                                     p.m. WGN-A                         *
“Hawaii Five-0” 9 p.m. TNT                                                                                p.m. L
“King of the Hill” 9 p.m. TOON    “Celebrity Home Raiders”          “Enlisted” 9 p.m. ^, H            “Masterpiece Mystery!” 10
                                     10:01 p.m. LIFE                “Grimm” 9 p.m. #, +
“Mysteries at the Museum” 9                                                                               p.m. V
    p.m. TRAV                     “Sirens” 10:01 p.m. USA           “Shark Tank” 9 p.m. _, *          “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m.
“Everybody Loves Raymond” 9       Movie “The Hangover Part II”      “Great American Songbook” 9           Z
    p.m. TVLND                       10:02 p.m. FX                      p.m. )                        “Psych” 10 p.m. ±
“Suits” 9 p.m. USA                “Austin & Ally” 10:05 p.m.        “CBS 13 News” 9 p.m. `            “Beyond Scared Straight” 10
“Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 9          DISN                           “Lo Que la Vida Me Robó” 9            p.m. A&E
    p.m. VH1                                                            p.m. .                        “Tanked: Unfiltered” 10 p.m.
“Hollywood Game Night” 9:01       Friday                            “Hart of Dixie” 9 p.m. ?, L           ANIM
    p.m. #, +                                                       “The Big Bang Theory” 9 p.m.      “Scandal” 10 p.m. BET
                                  “Rake” 8 p.m. ^, H                    D
“Entertainment Tonight” 9:30                                                                          “The Real Housewives of New
    p.m. `                        “Dateline NBC” 8 p.m. #, +        “Noches con Platanito” 9 p.m.         York City” 10 p.m. BRAVO
“The Big Bang Theory” 9:30        “Last Man Standing” 8 p.m.            J                             “CMT Crossroads” 10 p.m.
    p.m. D                            _, *                          “Death in Paradise” 9 p.m. V          CMT
“Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.          “KQED Newsroom” 8 p.m. )          “Monk” 9 p.m. Z                   “Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM
    A&E                           “Por Siempre Mi Amor” 8 p.m.      “Burn Notice” 9 p.m. ±            “Game of Stones” 10 p.m.
Movie “Honey 2” 9:30 p.m.             .                             “After the First 48” 9 p.m.           DSC
    BET                           “30 Rock” 8 p.m. 4                    A&E                           “Hello Ross” 10 p.m. E!
“Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM            “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” 8      “Tanked” 9 p.m. ANIM              “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
“The Middle” 9:30 p.m. HALL           p.m. ?, L                     “The Real Housewives of At-           10 p.m. FOOD
“Rehab Addict” 9:30 p.m.          “Modern Family” 8 p.m. D              lanta” 9 p.m. BRAVO           “Real Time With Bill Maher”
    HGTV                          “Father Brown” 8 p.m. V           “Key & Peele” 9 p.m. COM              10 p.m. HBO
“Pawn Stars” 9:30 p.m. HIST       “Monk” 8 p.m. Z                   “Fish Hooks” 9 p.m. DISN          “House Hunters” 10 p.m.
“Ridiculousness” 9:30 p.m.        “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ±            “Sons of Guns” 9 p.m. DSC             HGTV
    MTV                           “The First 48” 8 p.m. A&E         “Fashion Police” 9 p.m. E!        “Counting Cars” 10 p.m. HIST
“Family Guy” 9:30 p.m. TBS        Movie “Braveheart” 8 p.m.         “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9   “Betty White’s Off Their Rock-
“The Cleveland Show” 9:30             AMC                               p.m. FOOD                         ers” 10 p.m. LIFE
    p.m. TOON                     “Tanked” 8 p.m. ANIM              “The Middle” 9 p.m. HALL          Movie “There’s Something
“Anger Management” 9:31           “The Real Housewives of Bev-      “Island Hunters” 9 p.m. HGTV          About Mary” 10 p.m. MAX
    p.m. FX                           erly Hills” 8 p.m. BRAVO      “Counting Cars” 9 p.m. HIST       “Helix” 10 p.m. SYFY
“Inside March Madness” 9:32       “Futurama” 8 p.m. COM             “Celebrity Wife Swap” 9 p.m.      “Family Guy” 10 p.m. TBS
    p.m. TRUTV                    “A.N.T. Farm” 8 p.m. DISN             LIFE                          “Something Borrowed, Some-
“Dog With a Blog” 9:40 p.m.       “Sons of Guns” 8 p.m. DSC         Movie “Paul Blart: Mall Cop”          thing New” 10 p.m. TLC
    DISN                          “E! News” 8 p.m. E!                   9 p.m. NICK                   Movie “The Twilight Saga:
Movie “Sleepy Hollow” 9:40        “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8   Movie “Geraldine Ferraro:             Breaking Dawn Part 2” 10
    p.m. TMC                          p.m. FOOD                         Paving the Way” 9 p.m.            p.m. TMC
“Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m.        Movie “Wanted” 8 p.m. FX              SHOW                          “Supernatural” 10 p.m. TNT
    ^                             “When Calls the Heart” 8 p.m.     “Bellator MMA Live” 9 p.m.        “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON
“Parenthood” 10 p.m. #, +             HALL                              SPIKE                         “The Dead Files” 10 p.m.
“Family Feud” 10 p.m. %           “Island Hunters” 8 p.m. HGTV      “Family Guy” 9 p.m. TBS               TRAV
“Scandal” 10 p.m. _, *            “Counting Cars” 8 p.m. HIST       “Say Yes to the Dress” 9 p.m.     “The King of Queens” 10 p.m.
“CBS 13 News at 10p” 10           “House of Lies” 8 p.m. SHOW           TLC                               TVLND
    p.m. `                        “WWE Friday Night Smack-          “Supernatural” 9 p.m. TNT         “Modern Family” 10 p.m. USA
“Qué Pobres Tan Ricos” 10             Down!” 8 p.m. SYFY            “King of the Hill” 9 p.m. TOON    “Parks and Recreation” 10
    p.m. .                        “Say Yes to the Dress” 8 p.m.     “Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m.             p.m. WGN-A
“Community” 10 p.m. 4                 TLC                               TRAV                          “Hannibal” 10:01 p.m. #, +
“PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6          Movie “The Twilight Saga:         “Everybody Loves Raymond” 9       “20/20” 10:01 p.m. _, *
“The Middle” 10 p.m. ?                Breaking Dawn Part 1” 8           p.m. TVLND                    “Austin & Ally” 10:05 p.m.
“Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D                  p.m. TMC                      “Modern Family” 9 p.m. USA            DISN
TVTIMES                                   SPORTS                                     March 15-21, 2014                                   6


                                                   Bay Area Sports
                                                                                                         11:30 p.m.
Saturday                                                                                                 GOLF European PGA Tour Golf

                                                            March 15-22
                                                                                                         Trophee Hassan II, Third
6 a.m.                                                                                                   Round. From Morocco. (Same-
FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint                                                                                 day Tape) (HD)
Cup: Bristol, Practice. (HD)
                                                                                                         Midnight
(Live) (CC)                        MLB                               NHL
                                                                        San Jose: New York
                                                                                                         ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nation-
                                      Oakland: San Francisco Gi-
7 a.m.                                                                                                   wide Series: Drive to Stop Dia-
ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nation-                                                                              betes 300. (HD)
wide Series: Jeff Foxworthy’s      ants. 6:30 p.m. Friday CSNBA      Rangers. 1 p.m. Sunday CSNC
Grit Chips 300, Qualifying.                                          (Live) (HD); Florida Panthers.      12:30 a.m.
                                   (Live) (HD); 3 p.m. Saturday +                                        CSNBA MLB Preseason Base-
(HD) (Live)                                                          7:30 p.m. Tuesday CSNC (Live)
FS1 Auto Racing United             ? (Live)                          (HD), repeats noon Wednesday;       ball Oakland Athletics at San
Sportscar Championship: Se-                                          Anaheim Ducks. 7:30 p.m.            Francisco Giants. (Same-day
bring. (HD) (Live) (CC)            NBA                               Thursday CSNC (Live) (HD);
                                                                                                         Tape)

                                      Golden State: Portland Trail
8 a.m.                                                               Washington Capitals. 7:30 p.m.      1:30 a.m.
CSNBA NBA Basketball Cleve-                                          March 22 CSNC (Live) (HD)           NBCSP 2014 Paralympic Win-
land Cavaliers at Golden State     Blazers. 6 p.m; Sunday Orlando                                        ter Games From Sochi, Russia.
                                   Magic. 7:30 p.m. Tuesday CSN-                                         (HD) (Live)
Warriors. From Oracle Arena in                                       MLS
                                                                        San Jose: Real Salt Lake
Oakland, Calif.                    BA (Live). CSNBA (Live); Mil-                                         3:30 a.m.
NBCSP English Premier              waukee Bucks. 7:30 p.m.                                               F Coach Woodard Show
League Soccer Sunderland AFC                                         7:30 p.m. Saturday CSNC             NBCSP Formula One Racing
vs Crystal Palace FC. (HD)         Thursday; San Antonio Spurs.      (Live); Sporting Kansas City. 11    Australian Grand Prix. (HD)
(Live)                             7:30 p.m. March 22 CSNBA          p.m. March 22 CSNC (Same-           4 a.m.
8:30 a.m.                          (Live)                            day Tape)                           GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-
% ` College Basketball Con-                                                                              ons: Toshiba Classic, Second
ference USA Tournament, Final:                                                                           Round. (HD)
Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)                                                                              4:30 a.m.
ESPN2 College Basketball           GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar        5:30 p.m.
                                   Championship, Spotlight Cover-    ESPN2 College Basketball            ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing
America East Tournament — Al-                                                                            Amalie Motor Oil Gatornation-
bany (N.Y.) vs. Stony Brook. Fi-   age. (HD) (Live)                  Southland Tournament, Final:
                                   1 p.m.                            Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)              als, Qualifying. (HD) (CC)
nal. (HD) (Live)
9 a.m.                             % ` College Basketball Big        FS1 College Basketball Big          5:30 a.m.
                                   Ten Tournament, Second Semi-      East Tournament, Final: Teams       FS1 Auto Racing United
CSNC Women’s College Bas-                                            TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                   final: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)                                         Sportscar Championship: Se-
ketball CAA Tournament, First
                                   (CC)                              6 p.m.                              bring. (HD) (CC)
Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD)
(Live)                             1:30 p.m.                         ESPN College Basketball Big
                                                                     12 Tournament, Final: Teams
10 a.m.                            ESPN2 College Basketball
                                   SWAC Tournament, Final:           TBA. (HD) (Live)                    Sunday
# + 2014 Paralympic Win-                                             NBCSP Boxing Tomasz Adamek          6:30 a.m.
ter Games Ice Sledge Hockey.       Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
                                   NBCSP MLS Soccer Toronto FC       vs. Vyacheslav “Czar” Glazkov.      NBCSP English Premier
Ice sledge hockey: gold medal                                        Adamek battles Glazkov in the       League Soccer Manchester
final. (Same-day Tape) (HD)        at Seattle Sounders FC. (HD)
                                   (Live)                            main event. (HD) (Live)             United FC vs Liverpool FC.
(CC)                                                                 SHOW Boxing Danny Garcia vs.        (HD) (Live)
_ * College Basketball SEC         3 p.m.                            Mauricio Herrera. Garcia vs.
Tournament, First Semifinal:       % ` College Basketball                                                8 a.m.
                                                                     Herrera for the WBC/WBA jun-        CSNBA MLB Preseason Base-
Teams TBA. From Atlanta. (Live)    Mountain West Tournament, Fi-     ior welterweight title. Also: Al-
ESPN College Basketball ACC        nal: Teams TBA. From Las Ve-                                          ball Oakland Athletics at San
                                                                     varez vs. Angulo (Taped). (HD)      Francisco Giants.
Tournament, First Semifinal:       gas. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                                                     (Live)
Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)             ESPN College Basketball AAC                                           9 a.m.
FS1 College Baseball Texas         Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.     6:30 p.m.                           # + NHL Hockey Philadel-
Tech at Baylor. (HD) (Live) (CC)   (HD) (Live)                       GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar          phia Flyers at Pittsburgh Pen-
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar         FS1 College Basketball Pac-12     Championship, Third Round.          guins. (HD) (Live) (CC)
Championship, Third Round.         Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.     Luke Donald, Jason Dufner, Jim      % ` Road to the Final Four
Luke Donald, Jason Dufner, Jim     (HD) (Live) (CC)                  Furyk, Matt Kuchar, Davis Love      (HD) (CC)
Furyk, Matt Kuchar, Davis Love     3:30 p.m.                         III and Brandt Snedeker are ex-     . República Deportiva (HD)
III and Brandt Snedeker are ex-    . (:55) Fútbol Mexicano           pected to compete. (HD)             CSNC Women’s College Bas-
pected to compete. (HD) (Live)     Primera División Cruz Azul vs     7 p.m.                              ketball CAA Tournament, Final:
10:30 a.m.                         Club Tijuana. (HD) (En Vivo)      CSNBA World Poker Tour: Sea-        Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
% ` (:40) College Basket-          ESPN2 College Basketball          son 12 Borgata Poker Open -         NBCSP English Premier
ball Big Ten Tournament, First     MAC Tournament, Final: Teams      Part 1.                             League Soccer Tottenham Hot-
Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD)         TBA. (HD) (Live)                                                      spur FC vs Arsenal FC. (HD)
(Live) (CC)
                                                                     7:30 p.m.                           (Live)
NBCSP English Premier
                                   4 p.m.                            ESPN2 College Basketball Big        SHOW Boxing Danny Garcia vs.
                                   R Tiempo de Goles                 West Tournament, Final: Teams       Mauricio Herrera. Garcia vs.
League Soccer Aston Villa FC       GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-        TBA. (HD) (Live)
vs Chelsea FC. (HD) (Live)                                                                               Herrera for the WBC/WBA jun-
                                   ons: Toshiba Classic, Second      8:30 p.m.                           ior welterweight title. Also: Al-
11 a.m.                            Round. (HD) (Live)                FS1 Motorcycle Racing Mon-          varez vs. Angulo (Taped). (HD)
ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nation-        NBCSP 2014 Paralympic Win-        ster Energy Supercross - De-
wide Series: Drive to Stop Dia-    ter Games Wheelchair Curling -                                        9:30 a.m.
                                                                     troit. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)    ^ H NASCAR Racing Sprint
betes 300. (HD) (Live)             Final. From Sochi, Russia.
11:30 a.m.                         (Same-day Tape) (HD)              9 p.m.                              Cup: Food City 500. Dale Earn-
                                                                     R Campeón Azteca                    hardt Jr. looks to hold onto his
CSNC Women’s College Bas-          4:30 p.m.                                                             points lead against Brad Ke-
ketball CAA Tournament, Sec-       R Deportips Entrevistas con       10 p.m.                             selowski and Jimmie Johnson.
ond Semifinal: Teams TBA.          grandes figuras del deporte       ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing              (HD) (Live) (CC)
(HD) (Live)                        mundial.                          Amalie Motor Oil Gatornation-       FS1 Motorcycle Racing Nation-
                                                                     als, Qualifying. (Same-day Tape)
Noon                               5 p.m.                            (HD) (CC)
                                                                                                         al Arenacross Series - Greens-
# + PGA Tour Golf Valspar          * NBA Basketball Sacramen-                                            boro. From Glenwood, N.C.
Championship, Third Round.         to Kings at Chicago Bulls. (HD)   11 p.m.                             (Taped) (HD) (CC)
(HD) (Live) (CC)                   (Live)                            CSNBA World Poker Tour: Sea-        10 a.m.
_ * College Basketball SEC         : Horse Racing                    son 12 Borgata Poker Open -         % ` College Basketball At-
Tournament, Second Semifinal:      R Lucha Azteca                    Part 2.                             lantic 10 Tournament, Final:
Teams TBA. From Atlanta. (Live)    CSNC Heartland Poker Tour         CSNC MLS Soccer Real Salt           Teams TBA. From Brooklyn,
ESPN College Basketball ACC        The final six contestants com-    Lake at San Jose Earthquakes.       N.Y. (HD) (Live) (CC)
Tournament, Second Semifinal:      pete in the Main Event with       NBCSP Formula One Racing
Teams TBA. From Greensboro,        analysis of each hand that is     Australian Grand Prix. (HD)
N.C. (HD) (Live)                   played. (CC)                      (Live)                                 Continued on next page
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ESPN College Basketball ACC        ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing             4:30 p.m.                         riors.
Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.      Amalie Motor Oil Gatornation-      NBCSP NHL Hockey Minnesota        1 a.m.
(HD) (Live)                        als. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)     Wild at Boston Bruins. (HD)       CSNC NHL Hockey Florida Pan-
ESPN2 College Basketball Sun       FS1 NASCAR Racing K&N Pro          (Live)                            thers at San Jose Sharks. (HD)
Belt Tournament, Final: Teams      Series: Phoenix. (HD) (CC)
TBA. (HD) (Live)                   GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-         5 p.m.
                                                                      ESPN NBA Basketball Okla-
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar
Championship, Final Round.
                                   ons: Toshiba Classic, Final
                                   Round. (HD) (Live)                 homa City Thunder at Chicago      Wednesday
Luke Donald, Jason Dufner, Jim                                        Bulls. (HD) (Live)                7:30 a.m.
                                   4:30 p.m.                          5:30 p.m.                         R Deporte Caliente
Furyk, Matt Kuchar, Davis Love     NBCSP NHL Hockey Detroit
III and Brandt Snedeker are ex-    Red Wings at Chicago Black-        FS1 Boxing Golden Boy Live:       10 a.m.
pected to compete. (HD) (Live)     hawks. (HD) (Live)                 Julian Williams vs. Freddy Her-   FS1 Motorcycle Racing Nation-
                                                                      nandez. (HD) (Live) (CC)          al Arenacross Series - Greens-
10:30 a.m.                         5 p.m.
. Fútbol Central Noticias e in-                                       7:30 p.m.                         boro. (HD) (CC)
                                   : Horse Racing
formación de los partidos de                                          ESPN NBA Basketball Los An-       Noon
fútbol del día. (HD)               6 p.m.                             geles Clippers at Denver          CSNC NHL Hockey Florida Pan-
. (:50) Fútbol Mexicano            CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden        Nuggets. (HD) (Live)              thers at San Jose Sharks.
Primera División Pumas de la       State Warriors at Portland Trail
                                   Blazers. (Live)                    11:30 p.m.                        (Taped) (HD)
U.N.A.M. vs Atlante FC. (HD)                                          R Deporte Caliente
(En Vivo)                          FS1 World Poker Tour: Alpha8                                         12:30 p.m.
R (:55) Fútbol Mexicano            Florida, Day 1. (Taped) (HD)       Midnight                          FS1 UEFA Champions League
Primera División Puebla FC vs      (CC)                               ESPN NBA Basketball Los An-       Soccer Round of 16, 2nd Leg
Tigres U.A.N.L. (En Vivo)          GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar         geles Clippers at Denver          — Manchester United vs
                                   Championship, Final Round.         Nuggets. (HD)                     Olympiacos FC. (HD) (Live) (CC)
11 a.m.                            Luke Donald, Jason Dufner, Jim                                       2 p.m.
FS1 Motorcycle Racing Mon-         Furyk, Matt Kuchar, Davis Love
                                                                      1 a.m.
ster Energy Supercross - De-                                          ESPN2 NBA Basketball Okla-        CSNBA World Poker Tour: Sea-
                                   III and Brandt Snedeker are ex-    homa City Thunder at Chicago      son 12 Borgata Poker Open -
troit. From Detroit. (HD) (CC)     pected to compete. (HD)            Bulls. (Same-day Tape) (HD)       Part 2.
Noon                               9 p.m.                                                               GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
# + PGA Tour Golf Valspar          NBCSP English Premier                                                Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am.
Championship, Final Round.         League Soccer                      Tuesday                           (Same-day Tape) (HD)
(HD) (Live) (CC)                                                      7:30 a.m.
ESPN College Basketball SEC        10 p.m.                                                              3 p.m.
                                   R DeporTV América                  R Deporte Caliente                CSNBA NBA Basketball Orlan-
Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.
                                                                      10 a.m.                           do Magic at Golden State War-
From Atlanta. (HD) (Live)          10:30 p.m.                                                           riors.
ESPN2 ATP Tennis BNP Paribas       GOLF European PGA Tour Golf        ESPN MLB Preseason Baseball
Open, Men’s and Women’s Fi-        Trophee Hassan II, Final Round.    Boston Red Sox at New York        4 p.m.
nals. (HD) (Live) (CC)             (Same-day Tape) (HD)               Yankees. (HD) (Live) (CC)         ESPN2 College Basketball NIT
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar                                            FS1 World Poker Tour: Alpha8      Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD)
Championship, Spotlight Cover-
                                   11 p.m.                            Florida, Day 1. (HD) (CC)         (Live)
                                   CSNBA World Poker Tour: Sea-
age. (HD) (Live)                   son 12 Borgata Poker Open -        11 a.m.                           5 p.m.
12:30 p.m.                         Part 3.                            GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-        ESPN NBA Basketball Indiana
% ` College Basketball Big         CSNC NHL Hockey San Jose           ons: Toshiba Classic, Final       Pacers at New York Knicks.
Ten Tournament, Final: Teams       Sharks at New York Rangers.        Round. (HD)                       (HD) (Live)
TBA. From Indianapolis. (HD)       (HD)                               12:30 p.m.                        NBCSP NHL Hockey St. Louis
(Live) (CC)                        12:30 a.m.                         FS1 UEFA Champions League         Blues at Chicago Blackhawks.
_ * NBA Basketball Hous-           CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden        Soccer Round of 16, 2nd Leg       (HD) (Live)
ton Rockets at Miami Heat.         State Warriors at Portland Trail   — Chelsea FC vs Galatasary        6 p.m.
(HD) (Live) (CC)                   Blazers.                           A.S. (HD) (Live) (CC)             ESPN2 College Basketball NIT
NBCSP 2014 Paralympic Win-
ter Games Closing Ceremony.
                                   ESPN NBA Basketball Houston        3 p.m.                            Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD)
                                   Rockets at Miami Heat.             CSNC National Heads-Up Pok-       (Live)
From Sochi, Russia. (HD) (Live)    (Same-day Tape) (HD)                                                 GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
                                                                      er Championship
1 p.m.                             2 a.m.                             4 p.m.                            Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am.
R Pasión Deportiva                 GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-         ESPN ESPN2 College Basket-
                                                                                                        (HD)
CSNC NHL Hockey San Jose           ons: Toshiba Classic, Final        ball NIT Tournament: Teams        7 p.m.
Sharks at New York Rangers.        Round. (HD)                        TBA. (HD) (Live)                  CSNBA Formula One Racing
(HD) (Live)                                                                                             Australian Grand Prix. (Taped)
1:30 p.m.                                                             4:30 p.m.
                                   Monday                             NBCSP NHL Hockey Chicago          7:30 p.m.
^ Nuclear Cowboyz Behind                                              Blackhawks at Philadelphia Fly-   ESPN NBA Basketball San An-
the scenes of the all new Nu-      7:30 a.m.                          ers. (HD) (Live)                  tonio Spurs at Los Angeles Lak-
clear Cowboyz. (HD) (CC)           R Deporte Caliente                                                   ers. (HD) (Live)
2 p.m.                                                                6 p.m.
                                   10 a.m.                            ESPN ESPN2 College Basket-        8 p.m.
FS1 Motorcycle Racing Nation-      ESPN MLB Preseason Baseball        ball NIT Tournament: Teams        CSNC Heartland Poker Tour
al Arenacross Series - Greens-     St. Louis Cardinals at Boston      TBA. (HD) (Live)                  The final six contestants com-
boro. (HD) (CC)                    Red Sox. (HD) (Live) (CC)                                            pete in the Main Event with
                                   FS1 Motorcycle Racing Mon-         7:30 p.m.
2:30 p.m.                                                             CSNBA NBA Basketball Orlan-       analysis of each hand that is
NBCSP Cycling Paris-Nice,          ster Energy Supercross - De-                                         played. (CC)
                                   troit. From Detroit. (HD) (CC)     do Magic at Golden State War-
Stage 8. The final stage (128                                         riors. (Live)                     9 p.m.
km) of the eight stage race.       GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar
                                   Championship, Final Round.         CSNC NHL Hockey Florida Pan-      CSNC English Premier League
(Same-day Tape) (HD)                                                  thers at San Jose Sharks. (HD)    Soccer Manchester United FC
                                   From Palm Harbor, Fla. (HD)
3 p.m.                                                                (Live)                            vs Liverpool FC. (Taped)
^ 2013 XTERRA USA Cham-            11:30 a.m.                         8 p.m.                            GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
pionship Pros and age groupers     NBCSP English Premier                                                Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am.
                                   League Soccer (Taped) (HD)         ESPN2 College Basketball NIT
from nearly every state vie for                                       Tournament: Teams TBA. (HD)       From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in
the title of National Champion.    2 p.m.                             (Live)                            Orlando, Fla. (HD)
(HD) (CC)                          CSNBA World Poker Tour: Sea-                                         11:30 p.m.
% ` NCAA Basketball Cham-          son 12 Borgata Poker Open -        8:30 p.m.
                                                                      NBCSP English Premier             R Deporte Caliente
pionship Selection Show (HD)       Part 3.
(Live) (CC)                        CSNC MLS Soccer Toronto FC         League Soccer (Taped) (HD)        Midnight
                                   at Seattle Sounders FC. (Taped)    11:30 p.m.                        ESPN NBA Basketball San An-
4 p.m.                                                                R Deporte Caliente                tonio Spurs at Los Angeles Lak-
^ 2013 XTERRA World Cham-          3 p.m.                                                               ers. From Staples Center in Los
pionship Triathletes take part     CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden        12:30 a.m.
in the 18th annual event. (HD)     State Warriors at Portland Trail   CSNBA NBA Basketball Orlan-
(CC)                               Blazers.                           do Magic at Golden State War-        Continued on next page
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Angeles. (HD)                       Vegas. (HD) (CC)                    Classic, First Round. From         Semifinal: Teams TBA. From TD
1 a.m.                              NBCSP Boxing Tomasz Adamek          Biloxi, Miss. (HD) (Live)          Garden in Boston. (HD) (Live)
                                    vs. Vyacheslav “Czar” Glazkov.      10:30 a.m.
CSNC Boxing Broadway Boxing.
                                    Adamek battles Glazkov in the                                          6 p.m.
(Taped)                                                                 TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball           R Deporte Caliente
ESPN2 NBA Basketball Indiana        main event. From Bethlehem,         Tournament (HD) (Live)
                                    Pa. (HD)                                                               R (:25) Fútbol Mexicano
Pacers at New York Knicks.                                              11 a.m.                            Primera División Monarcas
(Same-day Tape) (HD)                6 p.m.                              TNT 2014 NCAA Basketball           Morelia vs Club Santos Laguna.
4:30 a.m.                           ESPN2 2013 World Series of          Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)        Desde el Estadio Morelos en
NBCSP NHL Hockey St. Louis          Poker Main Event. From Las
                                    Vegas. (HD) (CC)                    11:30 a.m.                         Morelia, Michoacán, México.
Blues at Chicago Blackhawks.                                            % ` 2014 NCAA Basketball           (En Vivo)
                                    GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
(HD)                                                                    Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)        ESPN2 Boxing Friday Night
                                    Palmer Invitational, First Round.
                                    From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in       Noon                               Fights. Mario Alberto Lozano
                                                                                                           vs. Vanes Martirosyan. From
Thursday                            Orlando, Fla. (HD)
                                    TBS (:15) 2014 NCAA Basket-
                                                                        CSNC NHL Hockey Anaheim
                                                                        Ducks at San Jose Sharks.          Cabazon, Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC)
7:30 a.m.                           ball Tournament (HD) (Live)         From the SAP Center at San         GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
R Deporte Caliente                                                      Jose in San Jose, Calif. (HD)      Palmer Invitational, Second
                                    6:30 p.m.
9 a.m.                              % ` 2014 NCAA Basketball            FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint           Round. From Bay Hill Club &
% ` 2014 NCAA Basketball            Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)         Cup: Fontana, Practice. From       Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)
Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)         TNT (:45) 2014 NCAA Basket-         Auto Club Speedway in              TBS (:15) 2014 NCAA Basket-
10 a.m.                             ball Tournament (HD) (Live)         Fontana, Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC)   ball Tournament (HD) (Live)
                                    (CC)                                GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
                                                                        Palmer Invitational, Second        6:30 p.m.
Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am.        7 p.m.                              Round. From Bay Hill Club &        % ` 2014 NCAA Basketball
10:30 a.m.                          ESPN2 2013 World Series of          Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)        Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)
TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball            Poker Main Event. From Las          (Live)                             CSNBA MLB Preseason Base-
Tournament (HD) (Live)              Vegas. (HD) (CC)                                                       ball Oakland Athletics at San
                                                                        1 p.m.
11 a.m.                             7:30 p.m.                           TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball
                                                                                                           Francisco Giants. From Scotts-
FS1 UEFA Europa League Soc-         CSNBA NBA Basketball Mil-           Tournament (HD) (Live)             dale Stadium in Scottsdale,
cer Round of 16, 2nd Leg —          waukee Bucks at Golden State                                           Ariz. (HD) (Live)
SL Benfica vs Tottenham Hot-        Warriors. From Oracle Arena in      1:30 p.m.                          TNT (:45) 2014 NCAA Basket-
                                    Oakland, Calif. (Live)              FS1 NASCAR Racing Nation-          ball Tournament (HD) (Live)
spur FC. From Sport Lisboa e                                            wide Series: Fontana, Practice.
Benfica Stadium in Lisbon, Lis-     CSNC NHL Hockey Anaheim                                                (CC)
                                    Ducks at San Jose Sharks.           From Auto Club Speedway in
boa, Portugal. (HD) (Live) (CC)                                         Fontana, Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC)   8 p.m.
TNT 2014 NCAA Basketball            From the SAP Center at San
                                    Jose in San Jose, Calif. (HD)       TNT 2014 NCAA Basketball           R (:25) Fútbol Mexicano
Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)                                             Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)        Primera División Club Tijuana
                                    (Live)
11:30 a.m.                          9 p.m.                              2 p.m.                             vs Puebla FC. Desde el Estadio
% ` 2014 NCAA Basketball                                                CSNBA NBA Basketball Mil-          Caliente en Tijuana, Baja Cali-
Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)         % Toyota Postgame Show
                                                                        waukee Bucks at Golden State       fornia, México. (En Vivo)
Noon                                9:30 p.m.                           Warriors. From Oracle Arena in     CSNC Rugby USA Sevens.
CSNC English Premier League         GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold           Oakland, Calif.                    From Las Vegas. (Taped)
Soccer Manchester United FC         Palmer Invitational, First Round.   NBCSP College Hockey Hockey
                                    From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in       East Tournament, First Semifi-
                                                                                                           9 p.m.
vs Liverpool FC. From Old Traf-                                                                            % Toyota Postgame Show
ford in Trafford, Greater Man-      Orlando, Fla. (HD)                  nal: Teams TBA. From TD Gar-
chester, England. (HD)              11 p.m.                             den in Boston. (HD) (Live)         9:30 p.m.
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold           NBCSP Boxing Tomasz Adamek          3 p.m.                             GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-
Palmer Invitational, First Round.   vs. Vyacheslav “Czar” Glazkov.      FS1 NASCAR Racing Nation-          ons: Mississippi Gulf Resort
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in       Adamek battles Glazkov in the       wide Series: Fontana, Practice.    Classic, First Round. From
Orlando, Fla. (HD) (Live)           main event. From Bethlehem,         From Auto Club Speedway in         Biloxi, Miss. (HD)
1 p.m.                              Pa. (HD)                            Fontana, Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC)   10 p.m.
FS1 UEFA Europa League Soc-         11:30 p.m.                          3:30 p.m.                          CSNC Heartland Poker Tour
cer Round of 16, 2nd Leg —          R Deporte Caliente                  GOLF LPGA Tour Golf LPGA           The final six contestants com-
SSC Napoli vs FC Porto. From        12:30 a.m.                          Founders Cup, Second Round.        pete in the Main Event with
San Paolo Stadium in Naples,        CSNBA NBA Basketball Mil-           From Phoenix. (HD) (Live)          analysis of each hand that is
Campania, Italy. (HD) (Live)        waukee Bucks at Golden State        TBS (:45) 2014 NCAA Basket-        played. (CC)
(CC)                                Warriors. From Oracle Arena in      ball Tournament (HD) (Live)
TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball            Oakland, Calif.                     4 p.m.                             11:30 p.m.
Tournament (HD) (Live)                                                                                     GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
                                    1 a.m.                              % ` 2014 NCAA Basketball
1:30 p.m.                                                               Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)        Palmer Invitational, Second
                                    CSNC NHL Hockey Anaheim                                                Round. From Bay Hill Club &
TNT 2014 NCAA Basketball            Ducks at San Jose Sharks.           CSNC National Heads-Up Pok-
Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)                                             er Championship                    Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)
                                    From the SAP Center at San
3 p.m.                              Jose in San Jose, Calif. (HD)       TNT (:15) 2014 NCAA Basket-        Midnight
CSNC National Heads-Up Pok-                                             ball Tournament (HD) (Live)        FS1 Motorcycle Racing Mon-
er Championship                                                         (CC)                               ster Energy Supercross - De-
3:30 p.m.
                                    Friday                              4:30 p.m.                          troit. From Detroit. (HD) (CC)
GOLF LPGA Tour Golf LPGA            7 a.m.                              FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint           12:30 a.m.
Founders Cup, First Round.          GOLF LPGA Tour Golf LPGA            Cup: Fontana, Qualifying. From
                                                                        Auto Club Speedway in              CSNBA MLB Preseason Base-
From Phoenix. (HD) (Live)           Founders Cup, First Round.                                             ball Oakland Athletics at San
TBS (:45) 2014 NCAA Basket-         From Phoenix. (HD)                  Fontana, Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                                                                                           Francisco Giants. From Scotts-
ball Tournament (HD) (Live)         7:30 a.m.                           5 p.m.                             dale Stadium in Scottsdale,
4 p.m.                              R Deporte Caliente                  CSNC Heartland Poker Tour          Ariz.
                                                                        The final six contestants com-
% ` 2014 NCAA Basketball            9 a.m.                              pete in the Main Event with        2:30 a.m.
Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)         % ` 2014 NCAA Basketball            analysis of each hand that is      GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
ESPN MLB Preseason Baseball         Tournament (HD) (Live) (CC)
New York Yankees at Boston                                              played. (CC)                       Palmer Invitational, Second
                                    FS1 NASCAR Racing Sprint            ESPN College Wrestling NCAA
Red Sox. From JetBlue Park in       Cup: Food City 500. Dale Earn-                                         Round. From Bay Hill Club &
                                                                        Championships, Semifinals.         Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)
Fort Myers, Fla. (HD) (Live) (CC)   hardt Jr. looks to hold onto his    From Oklahoma City. (HD) (Live)
TNT (:15) 2014 NCAA Basket-         points lead against Brad Ke-        (CC)                               5:30 a.m.
ball Tournament (HD) (Live)         selowski and Jimmie Johnson.        ESPN2 Karate U.S. Open: ISKA       NBCSP (:45) English Premier
(CC)                                (HD) (CC)                           World Championships. From Or-      League Soccer Chelsea FC vs
5 p.m.                              9:30 a.m.                           lando, Fla.                        Arsenal FC. From Stamford
ESPN2 2013 World Series of          GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-          NBCSP College Hockey Hockey        Bridge in London, England. (HD)
Poker Main Event. From Las          ons: Mississippi Gulf Resort        East Tournament, Second            (Live)
TVTIMES                                   SATURDAY MORNING                                             March 15-21, 2014                                     9

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              ^     Paid Prog. Bay Area Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                        Minute      Minute      Sports       Game
              #     Today (5) (N) (CC)     KCRA 3 Reports - The Morning News (N)            Justin     Tree Fu    2014 Paralympic Winter Games
              $     WEN Hair Smile         KRON 4 News Weekend (N) (CC) (HD)                                      Bargains Bargains Derm               Bay Area
                    CBS This Morning:      Dr. Chris Recipe        Lucky Dog College Basketball Conference USA Tourna- College Basketball
               % Saturday (5) (N) (CC) Pet Vet         Rehab (N) (TVG)         ment, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)
               & Wash           McL’ghlin Charlie      Tenors: Lead With-Heart              Journey 2014: Don’t Stop          KVIE Box BrainChange
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning Ameri- ABC7 News 8:00AM Jack Han- Ocean                         College Basketball SEC Tournament, First
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)             ca (N) (CC) (HD)        (N) (CC) (HD)            na         Mysteries Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
               ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                                                                                                    Kitchen Cook’s
               * News 10 6am               Good Morning            News 10 8am              Hanna      Ocean      College Basketball
               + Today (5) (N) (CC)        Today in the Bay (N) Chica          Noodle       Justin     Tree Fu    2014 Paralympic Winter Games
               ` CBS This Morning          Lucky Dog Dr. Chris Recipe          College Basketball                             College Basketball
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              A&E Focus T25 WEN Hair Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Flip This House (CC)
              AMC Rawhide (TVPG)           Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman The Ballad of Josie (NR, ‘68) ››› (HD)
              ANIM Dogs 101 (TVPG)         Dogs 101 (TVPG)         Surprise Surprise My Cat From Hell             My Cat From Hell        My Cat From Hell
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                           Being (CC) (TVPG)        Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha
            BRAVO The School of Rock (PG-13, ‘03) ››› (Jack Black)             Coyote Ugly (R, ‘00) › (Piper Perabo)          Maid in Manhattan (PG-13) ››
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)      CMT Social (TVPG)       Hot 20 Countdown (N)
             CNBC Clean!        Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. Clean!               Sexiest
              CNN Smerconish (N)           CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                                                                          Your Mney Newsroom
              COM Shaun T’s Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Focus T25 The Girl Next Door (NR, ‘04) ›› (Emile Hirsch) (HD)                Arthur (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (HD)
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet NBA Basketball: Cavaliers at Warriors                   Shaun T’s Buy gold Butt Lift! AntiAging
             CSPN Washington Journal Washington This Week                                   Washington This Week                          Washington This
              DSC Skincare TrainIn10! Focus T25 Sheer              Shaun T’s Focus T25 Heirs to the Dare          Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Fast N’ Loud (TV14)
                E! Sheer        Skincare Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City The Soup E! News (N) (TVPG) Fashion Police (TV14)
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                College GameDay (N) College Basketball
             ESPN2 College Basketball      NASCAR Racing                       College Basketball: America East Tournament NASCAR NASCAR Racing
              FAM Anti-Aging Paid Prog. Melissa Melissa The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (HD)                   Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (PG) ›› (HD)
              FNC FOX & Friends            Bulls       Business Forbes         Cashin’ In America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour.                    News HQ
             FOOD Top           Skincare Sand.         Guy’s       Be.- Made Best Thing Trisha’s Pioneer Pioneer Heartland The Kitchen (N) (TVG)
                FX Total Gym Focus T25 Ellen           Buffy, Vampire Slayer Buffy, Vampire Slayer Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Armored
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Modern Marvels (CC) Cocaine: History Between the Lines (TV14) Marijuana: A Chronic History (CC) (TVPG)
             HGTV Skincare Top             YardCrash YardCrash YardCrash YardCrash YardCrash YardCrash Income Property                    Income Property
              LIFE Hate Hair? Clean        Cancer      Paid Prog. WEN Hair Celebrity Sheer             Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Skincare Unsolved Mysteries
            MSNBC Up W/Steve Kornacki Melissa Harris-Perry (N) (HD)                         Weekends With Alex Witt (N) (HD)              MSNBC Live (N)
              MTV Ridic.        Ridic.     Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.     Ridic.     True Life (HD)          True Life (N)
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Penguins Parents Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sanjay                                Bread        Sponge.
              OWN Nate Berkus              Rachael Ray (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Home                Home       Sweetie Pie’s           Sweetie Pie’s
              OXY Vivica Fox Paid Prog. Sheer          Butt Lift! Murder by Numbers (R, ‘02) ›› (Sandra Bullock) (CC)         The Fugitive (PG-13, ‘93) ›››
             SPIKE Rifles       Recovery Spring Break              Hair Loss Shaun T’s Auction Auction Auction Thrift                     Auction Thrift
              SYFY Cook Safe Vivica Fox Clean          Paid Prog. Cook Safe Clean!          Twi. Zone The Twilight Zone       Geek Wedding             Stargate
               TBS Married Married King of the Nerds               Payne       Browns There            King       King        King        Norbit, ‘07 › (HD)
              TCM Wreck-Mary               Carson      The Plot Thickens (NR, ‘36) ››       Twelve O’Clock High (NR, ‘49) ›››› (Gregory Peck)          Maya (NR)
               TLC Hair Loss Bra Re. Paid Prog. Clean              Focus T25 Yng- Skin Lottery Changed, Life Lottery Changed              Lottery Changed
               TNT Law & Order (TVPG) Cold Justice (TV14) Inside Job (TVPG)                 Save Our Business Dallas (CC) (TV14)          Rizzoli & Isles (TV14)
             TOON Looney Looney Tenkai                 Tenkai      BeyWar. Pokemon Ben 10              Legends Teen           Teen        Adventure Adventure
              TRAV Bizarre Foods           No Reservation          No Reservation           Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Food Paradise (TVPG)
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Anti-Aging Top            P90X3       P90X3        Sexiest               Upload      Lizard      Lizard       Lizard
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            WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night Law Order: CI
              DISN Henry        Mickey     Wil. West Doc McSt. Pirates         Sofia        Good       Austin     Jessie      Dog         Jessie (CC) (TVG)
              ENC Finding Forrester, ‘00 Fire in the Sky (7:05) (PG-13) ››                  Youngblood (R) ›› (Rob Lowe)                  21 Jump Street (R)
              HBO Never Been Kissed (6:05) (HD)                    Dark Shadows (PG-13) ›› (HD)                   REAL Sports Gumbel Deep Impact ››
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              MAX Spy Hard Office Space (6:40) (R, ‘99) ››         Spy Game (8:10) (R, ‘01) ›› (CC) (HD)                      Identity Thief (10:20) (NR, ‘13) ›
             SHOW Clark         October Sky (PG, ‘99) ››› (HD)                 Jim Rome, Sho           Daylight (PG-13, ‘96) ›› (HD)                   Alex
             STARZ That’s-Boy Confessions of Drama Queen           Charlie’s Angels (8:15), ‘00 ›››               Air Force One (R, ‘97) ››› (CC)
              TMC Knuckleball! (5:30)      Deliver Us From Eva (7:05) (HD)                  The Words ›› (HD)                 Darkman (10:40) (HD)
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TVTIMES                                SATURDAY AFTERNOON                                                March 15-21, 2014                                    10

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm        3:30        4 pm        4:30        5 pm        5:30
              ^     Paid Prog. Williams Opposite Day (G, ‘09) (Pauly Shore) (HD)            Saving Mandela (CC) Sanctuary (TV14)             Burn Notice (TVPG)
              #     PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Third Round. (N) (CC)               McCarver Kids News Chica             Noodle      KCRA 3 NBC News
              $     RV         Derm        America Paid Prog. Quiz Kids Kids News J. Hanna Animal                    Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Adam           AntiAging
               % College Basketball        College Basketball Big Ten Tournament, Sec- College Basketball Mountain West Tourna-
                                           ond Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)               ment, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)
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               & BrainChange               Viewfinder              Great Performances “The Phantom of the Opera.” (CC) (TVPG)                             Weekend
                    College Basketball SEC Tournament, Second Semifinal:        Knock It Born to         Sea Res- Graham Family              ABC7         World
               _ Teams TBA. (N) (Live)                                          Off (TVG) Explore cue (TVG) Bensinger Recipe                 News         News
               ) Check         Lidia       Cooking Health          Steves       Steves      Rick Steves’ Europe Steves           Rick Steves’ Europe Weekend
               * College Basketball                                             Beer Geek Minute         Jeopardy! Wheel         News        NBA Basketball
               + PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Third Round. (N) (CC)                  MLB Preseason Baseball Oakland Athletics at San Francisco Giants.
               ` College Basketball        College Basketball                               College Basketball                               News         CBS News
               . Sabadazo (HD)                                                              El Chavo Animado (N) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División
               4 Pain Free Paid Prog. The Bad News Bears Go to Japan (PG) ›› Focus T25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Payne                             Payne
               : Matangal Surer            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm              Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Horse Rc Lifetival
               ? Sonic X Bolts             Spider      Justice     Dragon       Digimon MLB Preseason Baseball Oakland Athletics at San Francisco Giants.
               @ News          PopXport- Classic Art Showcase Euro              Arts.21     Croation In Focus News               Kino-The Classic Art Showcase
               D Paid Prog. Butt Lift! Workout Paid Prog. TMZ (N) (CC) (TVPG) White Oleander (PG-13, ‘02) ›› (CC)                            Raw Trav. Hiring
               H Brother Bear (G, ‘03) ››, Jeremy Suarez           Spy Kids 3: Game Over (PG, ‘03) ››                Bones (CC) (TV14)       FOX 40 News (N)
               J Fabrica de Fabrica de Sor Batalla (NR, ‘90) (Lucha Villa)                  Lagrimita y Costel       Estudio 2               A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Real Life WHAD            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Glee (CC) (TV14)              Rules       Rules       King         King
               P Empire of Assassins (HD)              Jade Warrior (PG-13, ‘06) ›› (HD)                 Into the Sun (R) ›› (HD)            Deportivo Operación
               R Caravana California Top Ten                       Soy un Golfo (NR, ‘55) (Luz María Aguilar)        Goles       Deportips Lucha Azteca
               V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                             Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
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               ¨ My India Newsweek NHK Programming (N) San Mateo C. Stretch Kevin                        Signing Kids News Travel            RT News Journal (N)
               ± Law Order: CI             Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI
               ¥ Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. John Wooden
              A&E Flipping Boston (N) Bates Motel (TV14)           Bates Motel (TV14)       Bates Motel (TV14)       Bates Motel (TV14)      Bates Motel (TV14)
              AMC BalladJo Speed (R, ‘94) ››› (Keanu Reeves) (CC) (HD)                      Rocky (PG, ‘76) ›››› (Sylvester Stallone) (HD)                Rocky II
              ANIM America’s Cutest        Bad Dog! (TVPG)         Bad Dog! (TVPG)          Oddest Animal            Oddest Animal           Too Cute! (N) (TVPG)
               BET Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself, ‘09
            BRAVO Maid         The Face (TVPG)         Couch       Online Dating Rituals Southern Charm              Real Housewives         Real         NYC
              CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11) (N) (CC) (TVPG)            Luke         My Big      Blue Collar Comedy: To Be Announced
             CNBC Diets 2.0 Paid Prog. WEN Hair Paid Prog. Skincare Paid Prog. Cash                      Bennett Debt/Part Debt/Part Debt/Part Debt/Part
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                Gupta       CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Special (HD)                        Chicagoland (HD)
              COM Arthur (10:30) (HD)      Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk The Comebacks ›
            CSNBA Ladder       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Return To Sochi                               Playing
             CSPN Washington This          Washington This Week                             Washing Commun Washington This Week
              DSC Gold Rush (TVPG)         Gold Rush (TVPG)        Hang Men (TV14)          Game of Stones           Game of Stones (N) Amish Mafia (TV14)
                E! RichKids RichKids Total Divas (TV14)            Total Divas (TV14)       Total Divas (TV14)       Total Divas (TV14)      E! News (TVPG)
             ESPN College Basketball                                            Basketball College Basketball                                College GameDay (N)
             ESPN2 NASCAR Racing                       College Basketball                                College Basketball                               Basketball
              FAM Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (PG) ››› (HD)           Richie Rich (PG, ‘94) ›› (HD)                     The Flintstones (PG, ‘94) ›› (HD)
              FNC America’s News HQ Carol Alt News HQ The Five (HD)                         America’s News HQ FOX Report (N)                 Huckabee (N) (HD)
             FOOD Worst Cooks              Beat Flay My. Diners Restaurant: Im.             Diners       Diners      Food Court Wars         Cutthroat Kitchen
                FX Armored (11:30), ‘09 ›› (HD)        Unstoppable (PG-13, ‘10) ››› (HD)                 Salt (PG-13) ››› (Angelina Jolie) (HD)           Wanted
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Chasing Leprechauns (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               The Seven Year Hitch (CC) (HD) (TVG)             A Ring by Spring (CC)
              HIST Cryptid: Beast          Cryptid: Beast          Jesse James’ Hidden Treasure (CC) (TVPG) Vikings (CC) (HD)                Vikings (CC) (TV14)
             HGTV Income Property          Income Property         Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl
              LIFE Cold Spring (NR, ‘13) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          Baby Sellers (Kirstie Alley) (HD) (TVPG)          Happy Face Killer (CC) (HD) (TV14)
            MSNBC MSNBC Live (11) (N) Karen Finney                 Caught on Camera         Caught on Camera         Caught on Camera        Caught on Camera
              MTV True Life (N)            True Life (N)           Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.      Fantasy Factory         Ridic.       Ridic.
              NICK Power       Sponge. Sanjay          Bread       The Fairly OddParents (TVY)           Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Sweetie Pie’s            Sweetie Pie’s           Sweetie Pie’s            Sweetie Pie’s            Sweetie Pie’s           Sweetie Pie’s
              OXY The Fugitive (10:30) Love Happens (PG-13) ›› (Aaron Eckhart)              The Family Stone (PG-13, ‘05) ››                 The Back-up Plan ›
             SPIKE Auction Auction Contractor Contractor Cops                   Cops        Cops         Cops        Cops        Cops        Cops         Cops
              SYFY Stargate (11:30) (PG-13, ‘94) ›› (HD)           Paycheck (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (Ben Affleck) (HD)                   Men in Black, ‘97 ››› (HD)
               TBS Norbit (11) › (HD)      Barbershop (PG-13) ›› Premiere. (HD)             Friends      Friends     Friends     Friends     King         King
              TCM Maya (11:30) ››          It Happens Every Spring (1:15) (NR, ‘49) ›› Hills of Home (G) ››› (Edmund Gwenn)                  Sugarland Exp.
               TLC Lottery Changed         20/20 on TLC (N)        20/20 on TLC (N)         20/20 on TLC (N)         20/20 on TLC (N)        20/20 on TLC (N)
               TNT Law & Order (TV14) Mission: Impossible 2 (PG-13, ‘00) ››› (CC) (HD)                   Collateral (R) ››› (Tom Cruise) (HD)             Italian
             TOON Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure
              TRAV Food Paradise (TVPG) Food Paradise (TVPG) Food Paradise (TVG) Food Paradise (TVG) Food Paradise (TVG) Ghost Adventures (N)
             TRUTV Lizard      Repo        Repo        Operation Repo           Lizard      Container Container Container Container Container Container
            TVLAND Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne (1:12) (CC) Roseanne Roseanne Brady                        Brady       The Brady Bunch         Brady        Gilligan
              USA NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)        NCIS (CC) (TVPG)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)        NCIS “Thirst” (TV14)
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              VH-1 Happy       Ghostbusters (PG, ‘84) ››› (Bill Murray) (HD)                Ghostbusters II (3:15) (PG, ‘89) ›› (Bill Murray) (HD)
            WGN-A Law Order: CI            MLB Preseason Baseball Chicago Cubs vs. New York Mets. (N)                Videos      Bulls Eye NBA Basketball
              DISN Austin      Austin      Good        Good        Good         Good        Dog          Dog         Dog         Dog         Austin       Austin
              ENC 21 Jump Street (R)       Boiling Point (12:50) (R)            The Incredibles (PG, ‘04) ›››                    Money Talks (R) ››
              HBO Deep Impact (11), ‘98 Now You See Me, ‘13 ›› (HD)                         Apollo 13 (PG, ‘95) ››› (Tom Hanks) (HD)                      Game
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              MAX Id Thief     Mission: Impossible (12:25) (HD)                 The East (2:20), ‘13 ››› (HD)                    Pitch Perfect (4:20), ‘12 ›››
             SHOW Alex Cross (11:30) › Comedy Sellebrity (1:45) (NR, ‘12) (HD)                           Episodes The Longest Yard, ‘05 ›› (HD)
             STARZ After Earth (12:10) (PG-13, ‘13) ›              Black Sails (TVMA)       Black Sails (3:06) “II.” Black Sails (TVMA)      Black Sails (TVMA)
              TMC Darkman II: The Return of Durant (12:15) (R) Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (R) Coach Carter (3:20) ››› (HD)                              Java Heat
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TVTIMES                           SATURDAY EVENING                                        March 15-21, 2014                              11

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7 p.m.                                                          Saturday                                     cle. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                             NICK The Thundermans
^ The Big Bang Theory Shel-                                                                                  Phoebe gets the ability to
don teaches Leonard how to            STARZ Black Sails (iTV) Chas-       of the secret behind the emo-      sense danger and uses it to im-
understand football. (CC) (HD)        ing the Andromache is a pricey      tion of happiness. (CC) (HD)       press her classmates. (N) (CC)
(TVPG)                                endeavor; Eleanor needs help        4 30 Rock Jack ends up par-        (HD) (TVG)
# + Access Hollywood Top              from Silver; Billy believes Gates   enting his teenage nemesis; Liz    SPIKE Cops Neighborhood resi-
stories of the week. (N) (CC)         should confront Flint; Bonny        rejects Kenneth’s new authority    dents complain about prostitu-
(HD) (TVPG)                           takes a stand. (CC) (HD)            over TGS. (CC) (HD) (TV14)         tion; a suspect snorts cocaine.
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-           (TVMA)                              ? Burn Notice Michael teams        (CC) (TV14)
tims Unit A victim (Tracy Pollan)     TLC 48 Hours: Hard Evidence         up with the brother of a victim    TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth
helps the detectives track down       College student Noor Almaleki       of gang violence to entrap the     and Ashley try to curb Les’
a rapist. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            died of injuries after being        gang in a scheme. (CC) (HD)        crazy buys; Ashley shows some
% Don’t Let Your Neck Reveal          struck by a hit-and-run driver.     (TVPG)                             heart by helping out a cus-
Your Age! Dr. Perricone’s Cold        (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    L The Simpsons Homer buys          tomer. (HD) (TV14)
Plasma can help visibly dimin-        TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les             a snow plow and goes into
ish 10 signs of aging, including      scrambles to find a buyer for a     business. (CC) (TVPG)
areas under the chin and neck,        pimped out party bus. (HD)          ¨ RT News (N)                      9 p.m.
in just one breakthrough prod-        (TV14)                              ± Law & Order: Criminal In-        ^ H The Following Ryan
uct. (TVG)                            USA NCIS Shaken by terrorism,       tent Detectives probe what ap-     searches for the man who
_ Jeopardy! (CC) (HD) (TVG)           the NCIS faces devastating sur-     pears to be a drug-smuggling       taught Joe to kill; Mandy and
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM               prises; the case impacts Jimmy      operation on a horse farm. (CC)    Emma wait for Joe to reveal his
(N) (CC)                              Palmer’s wedding. (CC) (HD)         (HD) (TV14)                        plan. (CC) (HD PA) (TV14)
? Glee Sue goes negative to           (TV14)                              A&E Flipping Vegas A small         $ Entertainment Tonight (N)
take down her competition in                                              condo unit in a low-income         (CC) (HD)
the congressional race; Puck                                                                                 _ * Nightline Prime (Series
develops a crush. (CC) (HD)           7:30 p.m.                           neighborhood comes equipped
                                                                          with all sorts of nasty surpris-   Premiere) (N) (CC) (HD)
(TV14)                                ^ The Big Bang Theory Shel-         es. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               ` 48 Hours (N) (CC) (HD)
D Movie “Van Wilder: The              don tries to make peace when        DSC Alaska: The Last Frontier      (TVPG)
Rise of Taj” (2006, NR) Kal           Leonard and Penny get into an       Atz Sr. and his sons build a       4 ABC7 News 9:00PM on
Penn. (2:00)                          argument. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          bridge across a river; Otto and    KOFY (N) (CC)
H Two and a Half Men Char-            % Judge Judy A man is caught        Eivin create amphibious crafts.    ? The Closer Brenda is
lie’s girlfriend gets fed up with     illegally repossessing a car.       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   charged with misconduct; inves-
his stalker, Rose. (CC) (HD)          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    HIST Pawn Stars The guys give      tigating a Hollywood producer’s
(TV14)                                _ Wheel of Fortune (CC) (HD)        Chumlee a customized Harley-       murder. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
L The Simpsons Vignettes              (TVG)                               Davidson FXR for his birthday;     D Movie “Across the Uni-
highlight the lives of many           * News 10 Special Edition           1940s airplane propeller. (CC)     verse” (2007, PG-13) Evan
Springfield residents. (CC)           With Siemny Chhuon and                                                 Rachel Wood. (2:30)
                                                                          (HD) (TVPG)
(TVPG)                                Damany Lewis. Local, state,                                            L The Simpsons Homer’s new
                                                                          NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat
¨ France 24 News (N)                  and national news happening                                            job forces the family to leave
                                                                          promise to buy a doll for a girl
± Law & Order: Criminal In-           this weekend. Meteorologist                                            Springfield. (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                          if she raises her grades;
tent Detectives probe the             Darla Givens has up to date                                            ¨ Nicolas le Floch The identi-
death of a woman found poi-                                               Goomer loses his lucky shirt.
                                      weather conditions and the          (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                ty of “The Claw” is revealed.
soned and in a pool. (CC) (HD)        forecast for tomorrow. (N) (CC)                                        (N) (TV14)
(TV14)                                                                    OWN Welcome to Sweetie
                                      4 That ’70s Show A cheer-           Pie’s: An Extra Slice West         ± Law & Order: Criminal In-
A&E Flipping Vegas Scott              leader agrees to date Eric as                                          tent Goren and Eames investi-
learns that 17 cats are still liv-                                        Florissant’s reopening ap-
                                      long as he picks her up in the      proaches and Robbie faces a        gate the deaths of a witness
ing inside the “pet-friendly”         Corvette. (CC) (TV14)                                                  and a cop. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
home he recently purchased.                                               tough decision; Charles is nerv-
                                      H Two and a Half Men Charlie        ous over his acting debut; Je-     A&E Flipping Vegas Scott pur-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      and Alan try to set Evelyn up                                          chases a home that was used
BRAVO The Real Housewives                                                 nae questions what Tim’s move
                                      with the pharmacist. (CC) (HD)      to Houston means for their         as a hangout by local trouble-
of Atlanta Kenya organizes a          (TV14)                                                                 makers. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
trip to Mexico for the ladies                                             son. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                      L The Simpsons Mr. Burns                                               DSC Timber Kings Joel wrecks
and their partners. (HD) (TV14)                                           SPIKE Cops A truck driver
                                      sells the plant; Homer is laid                                         a truck; Beat and André sell a
DSC Alaska: The Last Frontier         off. (CC) (TVPG)                    plows through a wall; an officer
                                                                          finds a substance during a rou-    a thousand-year-old tree. (CC)
The Kilchers deal with cabin          HIST Pawn Stars Customized                                             (HD) (TVPG)
fever after enduring eight            1951 Harley-Davidson; early         tine traffic stop. (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                          STARZ Black Sails (iTV) Flint      HALL When Calls the Heart
months of winter. (CC) (HD)           1900s crank organ. (CC) (HD)                                           Elizabeth is heartbroken after
(TV14)                                (TVPG)                              comes clean with Gates; Ran-
                                                                          dall’s actions cause problems      saying goodbye to Jack; Abigail
E! Keeping Up With the Kar-           NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat                                             tries to outwit Henry Gowen.
dashians Khloé must make a            make a commercial for their         for Silver; Eleanor suffers a
                                                                          loss; Max helps Rackham; Vane      (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
choice about her relationship         business that features Dice’s                                          HIST Pawn Stars A mysterious
with Lamar; Kourtney takes            dog. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                faces his biggest challenge.
                                                                          (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                   rifle is brought into the shop; a
Scott on a getaway. (HD)              SPIKE Cops Officers nab reput-                                         signed print by Leroy Neiman;
(TV14)                                ed drug dealers in a citywide       TLC 48 Hours: Hard Evidence
                                                                          A woman missing for days is        sports pin collection. (CC) (HD)
HIST Pawn Stars A signed print        sting; suspects steal car stere-                                       (TVPG)
of Abraham Lincoln; a turn-of-        os at a dealership. (CC) (TVPG)     found murdered; police discov-
                                                                          er she stumbled on a secret.       MAX Banshee Lucas and Car-
the- century parade cannon; a         TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth                                               rie steel themselves for a
1940s steel mandolin. (CC)            must sell sports memorabilia        (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                          TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les al-        showdown with a vengeful Rab-
(HD) (TVPG)                           before his father’s deadline;                                          bit and his ruthless soldiers;
NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat            Les checks out a convertible.       lows a $60,000 watch to walk
                                                                          out the door on a handshake        Rebecca proves her allegiance.
baby-sit two polite, British girls;   (HD) (TV14)                                                            (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
Sam fulfills a community serv-                                            agreement. (HD) (TV14)
                                                                                                             NICK The Thundermans
ice requirement. (CC) (HD)
(TVG)                                 8 p.m.                              8:30 p.m.
                                                                                                             Phoebe commits herself to too
                                                                                                             many activities. (N) (CC) (HD)
OWN Welcome to Sweetie                ^ H Cosmos: A Spacetime                                                (TVG)
Pie’s: An Extra Slice When            Odyssey Giordano Bruno; a           4 Community Jeff joins the         OWN Welcome to Sweetie
Robbie yokes her niece                compressed version of the cos-      debate team after Annie’s part-    Pie’s Tim and Charles scope
Michelle and her sister Jan to        mic calendar. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      ner drops out before the cham-     out a new location in Houston;
co-manage Florissant, they im-        # + Dateline NBC (CC) (HD)          pionship debate. (CC) (HD)         Miss Robbie tries to keep the
mediately clash; Charles’ re-         (TVPG)                              (TV14)                             peace at West Florissant; Je-
hearsal time for his acting           $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC)             L The Simpsons “Sideshow           nae thinks about relocation. (N)
showcase is thwarted by a bro-        (HD)                                Bob” returns to Springfield for    (HD) (TVPG)
ken down delivery car. (N) (CC)       _ * Castle When dying man           revenge against Bart for expos-    SPIKE Auction Hunters Ton
(HD) (TVPG)                           leaves a baby with a priest,        ing his murder plot. (CC) (TVPG)   and Allen are challenged by two
SPIKE Cops Detectives in Flori-       Castle and Beckett watch over       ¨ Asia This Week (TVG)             old rivals; the guys dig up an
da’s Broward County question          the child. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         HIST Pawn Stars The guys
a suspect who tries to flee.          ) Happy A journey from              head to the annual Sturgis mo-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      Louisiana to Kolkata in search      torcycle rally; Rick spots a          Continued on next page
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off-road motorcycle. (N) (HD)       % 48 Hours (N) (CC) (HD)                                               she can attend beauty school.
(TVPG)
STARZ Black Sails (iTV Season
                                    (TVPG)
                                    _ * 20/20 (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        10:30 p.m.                         (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                                                           DSC Timber Kings Joel wrecks
Finale) The hunt for the Urca       ) V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)           4 30 Rock Liz tries to mentor      a truck; Beat and André sell a
begins; things change for           ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)            Hazel; Kenneth goes to ex-         a thousand-year-old tree. (CC)
Eleanor; Bonny and Rackham          (HD)                                tremes to ensure Tracy is taken    (HD) (TVPG)
are haunted by their past sins.                                         care of. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          E! Fashion Police Model Behati
                                    4 Community The gang nomi-          L The Office Michael reunites
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                nates Jeff to talk some sense                                          Prinsloo; athlete DeSean Jack-
TBS The Big Bang Theory                                                 with Holly at the annual compa-    son; actress Melissa Rivers.
                                    into Chang when he assigns an       ny picnic. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Bernadette gets her Ph.D., in-      absurd amount of homework.                                             (HD) (TV14)
spiring the guys to tease                                               E! Chelsea Lately Comic Ross       HIST (11:02) No Man’s Land
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Mathews; actress Minnie Dri-
Wolowitz about his lack of a                                                                               Jason Hawk discovers intruders
doctorate. (CC) (HD) (TV14)         ? Movie “Tea With Mussoli-          ver. (HD) (TV14)
                                    ni” (1999, PG) Cher. (2:30)                                            are crossing into his land;
TLC 48 Hours: Hard Evidence                                             HBO True Detective Hart and        David Holladay searches for
A man’s wife is found uncon-        H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)         Cohle get a new lead in their
                                    (TVPG)                                                                 rare stones. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
scious; he is arrested for stran-                                       17-year-old case. (CC) (HD)
                                    L KPIX 5 News on the CW                                                LIFE (11:01) Bring It! The
gling her but denies the charge.                                        (TVMA)
                                                                        HIST (10:31) Pawn Stars A          Dancing Dolls head to Mem-
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (N) (HD)
                                                                                                           phis, Tenn. to compete; Rittany
TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les             ± Law & Order: Criminal In-         tiara that belonged to the wife
                                                                        of President McKinley; a Felix     pulls Crystianna out of rehears-
bets Seth and Ashley that he        tent Goren searches for evi-                                           al. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
can sell 40, 000 watch bands;       dence that a doctor is stealing     the Cat sparkler toy is brought
                                                                        in. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               OWN Welcome to Sweetie
Ashley becomes a barber for         heirlooms from elderly patients.                                       Pie’s: An Extra Slice West
one day. (HD) (TV14)                (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    SPIKE Catch a Contractor A
                                                                        contractors poor work is mak-      Florissant’s reopening ap-
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          A&E Flipping Vegas Scott dis-                                          proaches and Robbie faces a
mond As they prepare Ally for a     covers that a recently pur-         ing homeowners sick; forcing
                                                                        him to fix the disaster. (HD)      tough decision; Charles is nerv-
play date, Ray and Debra remi-      chased house is filled with                                            ous over his acting debut; Je-
nisce about when they first         counterfeit products. (N) (CC)      (TVPG)
                                                                        TLC Stalked: Someone’s             nae questions what Tim’s move
met. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               (HD) (TVPG)                                                            to Houston means for their
USA Modern Family The family                                            Watching Deborah becomes a
                                    DSC Timber Kings Delivery           slave to her husband’s daily       son. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
scrambles to plan a big cele-       trucks arrive to a build out of                                        SPIKE Cops An officer uses
bration for Jay’s birthday; Phil                                        abuse. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    order; Bryan Jr. remodels a lo-     TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Ashley         mace; birds invade a home; im-
runs into an old nemesis. (CC)      cal bar for a friend. (CC) (HD)                                        pounded car. (CC) (TVPG)
(HD) (TVPG)                                                             faces down deals that are out
                                    (TVPG)                              of her comfort zone. (HD)          STARZ Black Sails (iTV) The
                                    E! The Soup Fashion designer        (TV14)                             hunt for the Urca begins; things
9:30 p.m.                           Tim Gunn; comedian Nick Kroll.
                                    (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        TVLND (10:48) Everybody
                                                                        Loves Raymond Ray and Debra
                                                                                                           change for Eleanor; Bonny and
                                                                                                           Rackham are haunted by their
4 Bloopers (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         HIST Pawn Stars The guys find       perform a party skit parodying     past sins. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
L The Simpsons Mr. Burns re-        an Annual Register from 1776.       Marie and Frank’s relationship.    TBS King of the Nerds The
cruits major leaguers for a soft-   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   banished nerds return; the final
ball game. (CC) (TVPG)              LIFE Beyond the Headlines:          USA Modern Family Things get       two battle in nerdy games; the
HIST Pawn Stars Rick checks         The Real Grim Sleeper A serial      awkward when Phil shows up at      king will be crowned. (HD)
out a rock crawler; a game          killer terrorizes the city of Los   Claire’s college reunion. (CC)     (TV14)
worn jersey from Bob Hayes is                                           (HD) (TVPG)                        TLC 48 Hours: Hard Evidence
brought in. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        Angeles. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    NICK Full House D.J. violates                                          A woman missing for days is
NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat                                                                                 found murdered; police discov-
                                    her dad’s curfew; Michelle is
begin to notice that their
                                    hard pressed to complete a
                                                                        11 p.m.                            er she stumbled on a secret.
friends are obsessed with a
                                    school assignment. (CC) (TVG)       ^ H Animation Domination           (CC) (HD) (TV14)
new phone game. (CC) (HD)                                                                                  TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les dis-
                                    OWN Deion’s Family Playbook         High-Def Installments from
(TVG)
                                    Deion worries that Shilo’s pur-     “Axe Cop” and “High School         covers someone has broken
SPIKE Thrift Hunters Jason                                              USA.” (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    suit of music is hindering his                                         into one of the backrooms; a
and Bryan call on friend Cindy;                                         # KCRA 3 Night Team Riva,
Jason proves you have to            football playing; Shelomi’s eat-                                       guitar signed by Kid Rock. (HD)
                                    ing habits cause concern; an        Verdoorn, Rogers. (N) (CC) (HD)    (TV14)
spend money to make money.                                              $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
(N) (HD) (TVPG)                     unique girl catches Florida’s                                          USA Chrisley Knows Best Todd
                                                                        (CC) (HD)                          Chrisley micromanages his fam-
TBS The Big Bang Theory Pen-        eye. (N) (HD) (TVPG)                % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ann
ny worries that she has ruined      SPIKE Catch a Contractor A                                             ily just like his business and
                                                                        Notarangelo.                       tries to stay ahead. (CC) (HD)
her relationship with her           family forced to sleep on the       _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (CC)
friends. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           living room floor. (HD) (TVPG)                                         (TV14)
                                                                        (HD)
TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth            STARZ Black Sails (iTV) The         * News 10 at 11:00pm With
and Ashley start the day with a
wager that leaves one of them
                                    hunt for the Urca begins; things
                                    change for Eleanor; Bonny and
                                                                        Siemny Chhuon and Damany           11:30 p.m.
                                                                        Lewis. Local, state, and nation-   # Saturday Night Live Drake
dressed to the nines. (HD)          Rackham are haunted by their        al news happening this week-
(TV14)                              past sins. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                                            hosts and performs. (CC) (HD)
                                                                        end. Meteorologist Darla
TVLND (9:36) Everybody Loves        TBS The Big Bang Theory Amy                                            (TV14)
                                                                        Givens has up to date weather
Raymond Debra discovers that        is caught in the middle when        conditions and the forecast for    $ Inside Edition Weekend (N)
Ray taped over their wedding                                            tomorrow. (N) (CC)                 (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    Penny and Sheldon argue over
with the 1991 Super Bowl. (CC)                                          + NBC Bay Area News at 11          % (11:35) Two and a Half
                                    a pre-owned chair. (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TVPG)                                                             (N) (HD)                           Men Charlie falls for the
                                    (TVPG)                                                                 woman who replaces Berta on
USA Modern Family Claire                                                + (11:29) Saturday Night
finds a dirty picture on the        TLC Stalked: Someone’s                                                 her days off. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    Watching An abusive ex-hus-         Live Drake hosts and performs.
computer and assumes it is                                              (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   ) Imagemakers (CC) (HD)
Luke’s doing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      band gets out of hand. (CC)                                            (TVG)
                                    (HD) (TV14)                         ` CBS 13 News at 10p (HD)
                                                                        4 Creepy KOFY Movie Time           * (11:35) Castle The murder
                                    TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les                                                of a lottery winner leaves Cas-
                                                                        Responding to Bay Area view-
10 p.m.                             must make a shocking decision
                                                                        ers’ requests for a late night     tle and Beckett with a wealth of
^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)         between family and business.                                           suspects. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        hosted horror movie. (TVMA)
(HD)                                (HD) (TV14)                         L The Arsenio Hall Show (CC)       ¨ In the Newsroom
# + Believe A 10-year-old           TVLND (10:12) Everybody             (HD) (TV14)                        NICK (11:36) Friends Monica
with mysterious gifts embarks       Loves Raymond Ray buys a            ¨ European Journal (CC)            and Chandler seek help for writ-
on a journey with a wrongfully      new vacuum cleaner which re-        (TVG)                              ing their vows. (CC) (TVPG)
accused death row inmate.           sults in a cleaning war between     ± Law & Order: Criminal In-        SPIKE Cops Dangerous pursuit;
(HD) (TV14)                         Marie and Debra. (CC) (HD)          tent A police officer is a sus-    domestic dispute; suspicious
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-         (TVG)                               pect in the shooting of three      vehicle. (CC) (TVPG)
tims Unit Detectives look for       USA Modern Family Claire tries      Hispanic men. (CC) (HD) (TV14)     TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les
suspects at the school of a         to help Luke cope with the          A&E (11:01) Breaking Boston        scrambles to find a buyer for a
murdered teenage bully. (CC)        death of a neighbor; Cameron’s      Single mother Courtney discov-     pimped out party bus. (HD)
(HD) (TV14)                         father visits. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     ers she needs her GED before       (TV14)
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                        6 pm       6:30       7 pm         7:30       8 pm        8:30       9 pm        9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                      News         Modern    Big Bang Big Bang       Cosmos: A Spacetime The Following “The        News          Sports-    Animation Domination
                ^                  Family    Theory       Theory     Odyssey (TVPG)       Messenger” (TV14)                      wrap       High-Def (CC) (TV14)
                      KCRA 3 Common Access Hollywood (N)             Dateline NBC (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  Believe A 10-year-old KCRA 3 Saturday
                #                  Ground    (CC) (TVPG)                                                            with mysterious gifts. Team        Night Live
                      I Hate My Fast Joint Law & Order: Special       KRON 4 News at 8       Entertainment Tonight Law & Order: Special News           Inside Edi-
                $     Hair! (TVG) Relief     Victims Unit (TV14)      (CC) (HD)              (N) (CC) (HD)          Victims Unit (TV14)                tion
                      CBS          KPIX 5    Dr. Perri- Judge         Summer Dreams (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)            48 Hours (N) (CC)       KPIX 5     Two and a
                %     Evening News           cone MD Judy                                                           (HD) (TVPG)             News       Half Men
                      Big Band Vocalists Vocalists from the 1940s.    Doc Martin (CC)        Burt Bacharach’s Best (My Music 60s Pop, Rock & Soul (My Music)
                &     (CC) (TVG)                                      (TVPG)                 Presents) (CC) (TVG)                (CC) (TVG)
                      ABC7         Tony Ben- Jeopardy! Wheel of       Castle (CC) (HD)       Nightline Prime (N)    20/20 (CC) (HD)         ABC7 News 11:00PM
                _     News         nett      (TVG)        Fortune     (TVPG)                 (CC)                   (TVPG)                  (CC) (HD)
                      Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                           Happy In search of what makes people happy. Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                Image-
                )                                                     (CC) (HD)                                                                        makers
                      NBA Basketball (5) Sacramento News              Castle (CC) (HD)       Nightline Prime (N)    20/20 (CC) (HD)         News 10 Castle
                *     Kings at Chicago Bulls. (N)                     (TVPG)                 (CC)                   (TVPG)                  at         (11:35)
                      Nightly       News       Access Hollywood (N) Dateline NBC (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Believe A 10-year-old Bay Area Saturday
                +     News                     (CC) (TVPG)                                                          with mysterious gifts. News        Night Live
                      Entertainment Tonight Summer Dreams (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)               48 Hours (N) (CC)      CBS 13 News at 10p CBS 13 News at 10p
                `     (N) (CC) (HD)                                                          (HD) (TVPG)            (N) (HD)                (HD)
                      Comedi- Noticiero Ni Chana, ni Juana (NR, ‘85) (Maria Elena Ve- Sábado Gigante Platica sobre el peso corporal. Noticias Noticiero
                .     ant.                     lasco, Carmen Montejo) (HD)                   (N) (HD) (TVPG)
                      We There Meet the ABC7              That ’70s 30 Rock Communi- ABC7                Bloopers Communi- 30 Rock Creepy KOFY Movie
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              A&E (HD) (TVPG)                 House” (CC) (TVPG) (HD) (TVPG)                  (HD) (TVPG)               (CC) (TVPG)              (11:01) (CC) (TV14)
                     Rocky II (5:30) (PG, ‘79) ››› (Sylvester Stal- Rocky III (PG, ‘82) ››› (Sylvester Stallone) A merciless        Rocky IV (PG, ‘85) ›› (Sylvester
             AMC     lone, Talia Shire) (HD)                         contender forces Rocky into a title match. (HD)                Stallone, Talia Shire) (HD)
                     Too Cute! A pup be- My Cat From Hell:           Too Cute! A pup be- My Cat From Hell:              Too Cute! (HD)           The World’s Oddest
             ANIM    friends a ferret.        Scratch Tracks (N)     friends a ferret.        Scratch Tracks            (TVPG)                   Animal Couples (CC)
                     Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Next Day Air (R, ‘09) › (Donald Faison, Mike Held Up (PG-13, ‘00) › (Jamie Foxx) Premiere. A yuppie               Preacher’s
              BET    Bad All By Myself (4) Epps) (CC) (HD)                                    stops for gas and becomes a hostage. (CC)                       Kid ››
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            BRAVO    of Atlanta (TV14)        of Atlanta (TV14)     undercover cop infiltrates the world of street racing.          ‘01) ›› (Vin Diesel, Paul Walker)
                     To Be An- The Beverly Hillbillies (PG, ‘93) ›› (Jim Varney) Jed          Swamp       Swamp         My Big      Tattoo Titans (N) (CC) Cops Re-
             CMT     nounced Clampett and his clan move to California. (CC)                   Hunters Hunters Redneck (HD) (TV14)                             loaded
             CNBC    Suze Orman Show          The Profit (TVPG)      The Profit               Suze Orman Show           The Profit (TVPG)        Cancer       Paid Prog.
                     Weed 2: Cannabis         Death Row Stories      Chicagoland “The         Weed 2: Cannabis          Death Row Stories Intern works to overturn
              CNN    Madness                  (HD)                   Champs” (HD)             Madness                   murder case. (HD)
                     The Comebacks (5) American Pie 2 (NR, ‘01) ›› (Jason Biggs,              Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (PG-13, ‘10) ››› (Michael           Jackass
             COM     (NR, ‘07) › (HD)         Shannon Elizabeth) (CC) (HD)                    Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead) (CC) (HD)                        3D (HD)
                     Playing       SportsNet World Poker Tour:       GFL Presents (N)                                   Giants      SportsNet World Poker Tour:
            CSNBA    Through Central (N) Season 12                                                                      Preview Central (N) Season 12
                     Washington This Week                            Washington This Week                               Washington This Week
             CSPN
                     Amish Mafia “Deadly     Alaska: The Last        Alaska: The Last         Timber Kings Joel       Timber Kings “Gone Timber Kings Joel
              DSC Sins” (CC) (TV14)          Frontier (CC) (TV14) Frontier (CC) (TVPG) wrecks a truck. (CC)           Fishing” (CC) (TVPG) wrecks a truck. (CC)
                    Keeping Up With the Keeping Up With the 13 Going on 30 (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Jennifer                 The Soup Chelsea Fashion Police “Fash
                E! Kardashians (TV14) Kardashians (TV14) Garner, Mark Ruffalo) (HD)                                   (TVPG)       Lately       Fabness” (TV14)
                    College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, Final: SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN Teams TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)                         (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)             (HD) (Live)               (HD) (Live)
                    College Basketball                   College Basketball Big West Tournament, Fi- Basketball NHRA Drag Racing Amalie Motor Oil Gatorna-
             ESPN2                                       nal: Teams TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)                              tionals, Qualifying. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)
                    Happy Gilmore (PG-13, ‘96) ›› (Adam San- Bedtime Stories (PG, ‘08) ›› (Adam Sandler, Billy Madison (PG-13, ‘95) › (Adam Sandler,
              FAM dler, Christopher McDonald) (HD)                   Keri Russell) (HD)                               Darren McGavin) (HD)
              FNC Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large (N) Red Eye (HD)                      Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large             Red Eye (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)              Chopped (TVG)           Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)           Chopped (TVG)             Restaurant: Im.
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                FX Morgan Freeman) (HD)                              kidnap the daughter of a former spy. (HD)        (Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Rea) (HD)
              HALL A Ring by Spring (5) June in January (CC) (HD) (TVG)                       When Calls the Heart Undercover Bridesmaid (NR) (HD) (TVPG)
              HIST Vikings (CC) (TV14) Pawn              Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         Pawn         Pawn       Pawn         Pawn         No Man’s Land (CC)
                    House       Hunters House            Hunters Property Brothers            Property Brothers       House        Hunters House             Hunters
             HGTV Hunters Int’l              Hunters Int’l           “Angie & Tito” (TVG)     (CC) (HD) (TVG)         Hunters Int’l             Hunters Int’l
                    The Good Mistress (NR, ‘14) (Annie Heise,        The Grim Sleeper (Dreama Walker, Macy Gray) Beyond the Head-               Bring It! (11:01) (CC)
              LIFE Kendra Anderson) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 Premiere. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       lines: The Real Grim (HD) (TVPG)
            MSNBC Lockup (HD)                Lockup (N) (HD)         Lockup Orange            Lockup Orange           Life After Lockup         Lockup Tampa
                    Ridicu-     Ridicu-      Ridicu-     Ridicu-     Scary Movie 3 (NR, ‘03) ›› (Anna Faris, An- The Ringer (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (Johnny Knoxville,
              MTV lousness lousness lousness lousness thony Anderson) (HD)                                            Brian Cox) Premiere.
                    The Thun- Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sam & Cat The Thun- The Thun- Sam & Cat Full House Full House Friends                            Friends
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              OWN Sweetie Pie’s              Sweetie Pie’s           Sweetie Pie’s            Sweetie Pie’s           Family Playbook           Sweetie Pie’s
              OXY The Back-up Plan (5) (PG-13) › The Princess Diaries (G, ‘01) ››                          The Princess Diaries (G, ‘01) ››                  Back
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             SPIKE (TVPG)       (TVPG)       (TVPG)      (TVPG)      (TVPG)      (TV14)       Hunters Hunters Contractor Contractor (TVPG)                   (TVPG)
                    Men in      I, Robot (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Will Smith) A homicide detective The Day After Tomorrow (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Dennis Quaid, Polar
              SYFY Black, ‘97 tracks a dangerous robot in 2035. (CC) (HD)                     Jake Gyllenhaal) (CC) (HD)                                     Storm, ‘09
                    Seinfeld Seinfeld Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang King of the Nerds
               TBS (TVPG)       (TVPG)       mond        mond        Theory      Theory       Theory       Theory     Theory       Theory       (HD) (TV14)
              TCM Sugarland Exp.             Butterflies Are Free (PG, ‘72) ›››               Shampoo (R, ‘75) ››› (Warren Beatty)              Sonny Boy (R) ››
                    20/20 on TLC (N) (CC) 48 Hours: Hard Evi- 48 Hours: Hard Evi- 48 Hours: Hard Evi- Someone Someone 48 Hours: Hard Evi-
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                    The Italian Job (5:30) (PG-13, ‘03) ››› (Mark Red (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (Bruce Willis) The CIA targets a team From Paris With Love (10:17) (R,
               TNT Wahlberg) (CC) (HD)                               of former agents for assassination. (HD)                      ‘10) ›› Premiere. (HD)
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             TOON Universe Grandpa (Voices of Frank Welker) (HD)                 Show         the Hill     the Hill   Guy (CC) Guy (CC) docks                Dandy (N)
                    Ghost Adventures (N) Ghost Adventures            The Dead Files (CC) Ghost Adventures             Ghost Adventures          The Dead Files (CC)
              TRAV (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        (HD) (TVPG)              “Fear Factory” (TVPG) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            (HD) (TVPG)
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              ENC 21 Jump Street (6:10) (R) ›››                      The Natural (PG, ‘84) ››› (Robert Redford)                    The Incredibles (10:20)
                    Dark Shadows (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (Johnny Depp, The Great Gatsby (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (Leonardo DiCaprio, To- True Detective “Form The Great
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             STARZ Black Sails (TVMA) Black Sails (TVMA) Black Sails (TVMA) Black Sails “VIII.” (N) Black Sails (TVMA) Black Sails (TVMA)
              TMC Java Heat (5:40) (HD)                  Darkman (7:25) (HD)                  Stir of Echoes (R) (HD)              Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming
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                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30        2 am        2:30       3 am         3:30       4 am         4:30       5 am        5:30
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               % Half Men “Cyber-lebrity” (TV14) Relief            cone MD SMART? gram                 gram        gram         (TVG)       (TVG)        day
               & 60s Pop 3 Steps to Incredible Health!-Joel                    30 Days to a Younger Heart          Unleash the Power of the Female Brain
                   Castle Investigating a Private Practice (CC) ABC7 News 11:00PM Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Good Morning Ameri- ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ murder and a theft.       (HD) (TV14)             (CC) (HD)               gram        gram        ca (N) (CC) (HD)         (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                             Happy (CC) (HD)                                 Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
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               + Saturday Night Live 1st Look House                Talk Stoop Nutrition 1st Look House             House        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. House
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               . Estrellados (N) (TV14) Desmadrugados (N) El Chavo Animado                 Clásicos de Sábado Gigante (TV14)                Comed. Noticiero
               4 Movie Time                Cheaters (CC) (TV14) Dessert in Seconds! Cleaning Secrets               Shark Vs. Dyson          Cleaning Secrets
               : Paid Prog. CMC Late FREE TV! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Off the Air
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               L Futurama Futurama On Air              McCarver 1st Family Box Office The Closer (TV14)            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P 12 Corazones (TV14) Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Misa de las Americas
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               ¥ Paid Prog. NOW            Gaither Home            Insights Theatre        Paid Prog. Master       Ministry Ministry Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E Flipping Vegas (12:01) Flipping Vegas (1:01) Flipping Vegas (2:01) Breaking Boston               Paid Prog. Dog           Dog          Focus T25
              AMC Rocky IV Rocky V (PG-13, ‘90) ›› (Sylvester Stallone) (HD)               Game of Arms (CC) CSI: Miami (TV14)              CSI: Miami (TV14)
              ANIM Untamed and Uncut Untamed and Uncut Untamed and Uncut Extreme Extreme Weird                                  Weird       Untamed and Uncut
              BET Preacher’s Kid (11:30) (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (CC) Chocolate Sundaes: Live on the Sunset Strip Popoff                BET Inspiration (TVG)
            BRAVO Fast & Furious           The School of Rock (PG-13, ‘03) ››› (Jack Black)            Couch       Proactiv Derm            Anti-Aging TrainIn10!
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Swamp Swamp My Big                         Focus T25 SteelFever CMT Music (TVPG)            CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC To Be Announced          Suze Orman Show         Suze Orman Show         Options Anti-Aging Clean             Paid Prog. Sexiest
              CNN Anthony Bourd.           Anthony Bourd.          CNN Special (HD)        New Day Sunday (N) (HD)                                       Politics
              COM Jackass 3D (11:30) ›› (HD)           American Pie 2 (1:34) (NR, ‘01) ›› (HD)         Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Paid Prog. Earn Big $
            CSNBA SportsNet MLB Preseason Baseball: Athletics at Giants SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington This Week                             Washington This Week                            Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Timber Kings (TVPG) Last Frontier                Last Frontier           Popoff      Grill-Pro ED?            Paid Prog. Cancer        ED?
               E! Secret Societies of Hollywood (HD) (TV14) RichKids Chelsea The Soup Hello Ross Sheer                          Butt Lift! Proactiv Paid Prog.
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 NASCAR Racing                                   SEC Storied (CC)        Unguarded (CC) (HD)                  NHRA Drag Racing
              FAM Wild Hogs (PG-13, ‘07) › (Tim Allen) (HD)        Shaun T’s Foreigner PAIN            Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Rocket          Clean        Z. Levitt
              FNC Huckabee (HD)            Justice With Jeanine Huckabee (HD)              FOX and Friends Sunday (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)           Restaurant: Im.         Chopped (TVG)           Top          Paid Prog. Love Food Paid Prog.
               FX Saint        Anger       Wilfred     Wilfred     Louie       Louie       Wilfred     Wilfred     Louie        Louie       Wonder Earn Big $
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Frasier           Frasier     Frasier      Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        No Man’s Land (3:03) Paid Prog. Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (CC)
             HGTV Property Brothers        Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers                   Top          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE The Grim Sleeper (12:02) (CC) (HD) (TV14)       Beyond the Headlines Bring It! (3:03) (TVPG) Chris           Chris       Paid Prog. Total Gym
            MSNBC Lockup Tampa             Lockup (HD)             Lockup (HD)             Lockup Orange           Hardball Business Up W/Steve Kornacki
              MTV Not Another Teen Movie (R, ‘01) › (CC)           Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.       Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TVPG) Friends George           George      George      George Lopez (3:12) Chris            Chris       Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY The Back-up Plan (11:30) (PG-13, ‘10) ›          The Face (TVPG)         Total Gym Paid Prog. 6 Min           Paid Prog. Derm          Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Auction Thrift          Cops        Cops        Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) SteelFever ED?           Paid Prog. Cook Safe
              SYFY Polar Storm (11:30) (PG-13) ›› Ice Twisters (PG-13) ››› (HD) (TVPG)                 Seattle Superstorm (NR, ‘12) (HD) (TVPG)          Twi. Zone
              TBS Cougar       Men-Work Men-Work Fast & Furious (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (HD)                   Observe and Report ›› (HD)           Married      Married
              TCM Sonny Boy The Baby (12:45) (PG, ‘73) ››, Ruth Roman Grass                MGM         Forever Darling (NR, ‘56) ›› (Lucille Ball)       Invitation
              TLC 48 Hours: Hard Evid. Someone Someone 48 Hours: Hard Evid. Popoff                     Derm        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Butt Lift!
              TNT From Par S.W.A.T. (12:19) (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (CC) (HD)                      From Paris With Love (2:49) (R) ›› (HD)          Law & Order (TVPG)
             TOON Bleach (N) Naruto        One Piece Exorcist Soul Eater Naruto            Shell       Fullmetal Samurai IGPX               Star Wars Titan
             TRUTV Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        Pawn        WEN Hair Clean!          Shark        Paid Prog.
            TVLAND Raymond Raymond King                King        King        King        ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Gold Girls Gold Girls
              USA The Bourne Ultimatum WWE A.M. Raw (N)            House (CC) (TV14)       House (CC) (TV14)       House (CC) (TV14)        House (CC) (TV14)
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            WGN-A ’Til Death ’Til Death Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj (R) › (Kal Penn) Tomorrow Anti-Aging Zacharias Facts                    Key/David Beyond
              DISN Austin      Austin      ANT Farm Good           Jessie      Double Teamed ›› (CC)               Phineas Deck             Fish         Phineas
              ENC Incredibls The Chase (12:20) ››                  21 Jump Street (1:50)               Detroit Rock City (3:45) (R) ››                   Legend
              HBO The Great Gatsby (11:30), ‘13 (HD)               VICE        Magic Mike (2:25) (R) ››› (HD)                   Turbulence (4:20) (HD)
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              MAX Banshee (TVMA)           Criminal Desires (1:05) (HD)        Mission: Impossible ›› (HD)                      Cry Wolf (4:45) (HD)
             SHOW Shameless (TVMA)         Lies        Shameless (TVMA)        Gigolos 60 Minutes Sports           Daylight (PG-13, ‘96) ›› (HD)
             STARZ The Call (R, ‘13) ››                Black Sails (1:40)      Robocop (2:45) (R, ‘87) ››› (CC)                 Charlie’s Angels (4:35)
              TMC Stir of Echoes (12:10) ››› (HD)                  Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming Urban Legend (R) (HD)                     The Joy Luck Club (R)
                 Movies                  Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                       Sports
TVTIMES                                     SUNDAY MORNING                                            March 15-21, 2014                                  16

                      6 am        6:30       7 am        7:30       8 am        8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     Fox News Sunday       Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                         NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Food City 500. (N) (CC)
              #     Meet the Press (N)    KCRA 3 Reports - Morning News Early (N)        NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins. (N) (CC)
              $     Proactiv Paid Prog. KRON 4 News Weekend (N) (CC) (HD)                                       J. Osteen In Touch                   Insider
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               & 30 Days to a Younger Heart           Nature (CC) (TVPG)                 Ed Slott’s Retirement Rescue for 2014! (TVG) Big Band Vocalists
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning Ameri- This Week W/ George ABC7 News 9:00AM Beynd-                        The         Expedition Dr. Perri-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)            ca (N) (CC) (HD)        Stephanopoulos         (N) (CC) (HD)          Headlne Wildlife        Wild (TVG) cone MD
               ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
               * News 10 6am Sunday Good Morning                  News 10 8am Sunday This Week                  J. Osteen Explore Rescue             Wildlife
               + Today (N) (CC)           Today in the Bay (N) Meet the Press (N)        NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins. (N) (CC)
               ` Estate        CBS News Sunday Morning (N) Face the Nation (N) Road/Final                       College Basketball
               . Desayuno Desayuno Pagado Pagado La Hora Pico (N)                        República Deportiva (TVG)          Fútbol      Fútbol Mexicano
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               : TV Mass Health           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Skincare Paid Prog. Focus T25 Paid Prog. Sitaarre Paid Prog. Wrinkles? Pain Free
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               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog Tales Into Wild Animals Bay Area Skincare Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H Paid Prog. Speak         Berteau Facts           Fox News Sunday        Riches!     NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Food City 500. (N) (CC)
               J Pagado Pagado Comun                  Pagado      Pagado      Pagado     Pagado      Pagado     Pagado      Pagado      Pagado       Pagado
               L Paid Prog. Bible         Ever Increasing Faith Bay Area KPIX 5 News Sunday Focus T25 Paid Prog. Hollywood Career                    Skincare
               P Operación Fútbol Inglés: Manchester United vs Liverpool Raggs           Raggs       Noodle     LazyTown Pagado         Pagado       Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Show                        Libro       Libro      Verdad      Desper     Pagado      Pagado      Fútbol Mexicano
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               ¥ Ministry Like You Moment of Encounter Jeremiah I Speak Times                        Love       In Touch                Is Written Living
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              AMC Mad Men (TV14)          Mad Men (TV14)          Mad Men (TV14)         Mad Men (TV14)         Rocky II (PG, ‘79) ›››, Talia Shire (HD)
              ANIM To Be Announced
               BET BET’s Morning Inspiration (TVG)                Popoff      P. Chris Bobby Jones Gospel Talbert’s What Goes Around Comes Around
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              CNN State of the Union      Fareed Zakaria GPS Reliable Sources (N) State of the Union            Fareed Zakaria GPS CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Bra Re. Best Mop Shaun T’s Focus T25 Arthur (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Russell Brand) (CC) (HD)                     The Girl Next Door ›› (HD)
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet MLB Preseason Baseball: Athletics at Giants CleanZone TrainIn10! Backyard Butt Lift!
             CSPN Washington Journal Newsmakers                   Washington This Week                          Washington This Week
              DSC Rifles       David      Paid Prog. Shaun T’s J. Osteen In Touch Gold Rush (TVPG)              Deep Fried Masters Deep Fried Masters
                E! Proactiv Skincare Secret Societies of Hollywood (HD) (TV14) E! News (TVPG)                   Fashion Police (TV14) The Soup RichKids
             ESPN Outside Reporters SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                    Basketball             College Basketball
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N)       Outside Reporters Basketball                   SportsCenter (N)       College Basketball
              FAM Airbrush Mass           The Fosters (TV14)      Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (PG) ››› (HD)        Wild Hogs (PG-13, ‘07) › (Tim Allen) (HD)
              FNC FOX and Friends         News HQ Housecall MediaBuzz (N) (HD) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Fox News Sunday
             FOOD Top          Rocket     Rachael Ray’s           Farm        Contessa Pioneer Trisha’s Southern Giada                  Sand.        Guy’s
                FX Paid Prog. Clean       Ellen       Buffy, Vampire Slayer Unstoppable (PG-13, ‘10) ››› (HD)               Salt (PG-13, ‘10) ››› (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls
              HIST Knife       NuWave Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy
             HGTV Floor        Paid Prog. Property Brothers       Property Brothers      Property Brothers      Property Brothers       Property Brothers
              LIFE Sleep!      Paid Prog. In Touch                Amazing Jeremiah J. Osteen Skincare Preachers’ Daughters Bring It! (CC) (TVPG)
            MSNBC Up W/Steve Kornacki Melissa Harris-Perry (N) (HD)                      Weekends With Alex Witt (N) (HD)               Meet the Press (CC)
              MTV Girl Code Girl Code My Boss’s Daughter (R, ‘03) › (HD)                 Not Another Teen Movie (R, ‘01) › (CC)         The Ringer ››
              NICK Hang.       Hang.      Fanboy      Monsters Power          Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Teenage Mutant Ninja
              OWN Nate Berkus             Rachael Ray (TVPG) Dr. Phil Control freak. Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday
              OXY Dr. Sears Paid Prog. Hour of Power              The Family Stone (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (CC)         Snapped (TVPG)          Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Hard Core Sexy Abs Shaun T’s Sexiest                       Off Road Engine        Truck       Muscle      Contractor Contractor
              SYFY Paid Prog. Free $      Rocket      Paid Prog. WEN Hair Paid Prog. Twi. Zone Stargate (PG-13, ‘94) ›› (Kurt Russell) (CC) (HD)
               TBS Married Married Married Men-Work Men-Work Cougar                      King        King       Friends     Friends     Friends      Friends
              TCM Invitation (5:30) (NR) Miracle in the Rain (NR, ‘56) ››› (CC)          Hail the Conquering Hero (NR, ‘44) ››››        The Mating Game, ‘59
               TLC Hair Loss Bra Re. Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price           Jillian    Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (TV14)
               TNT Law & Order (TVPG) Perception (TV14)           Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG)
             TOON Looney Looney Tenkai                Tenkai      BeyWar. Pokemon Ben 10             Legends Teen           Teen        The Smurfs (HD)
              TRAV Mysteries-Museum       America Declassified Mysteries-Museum          Bizarre Foods (TVPG) Bizarre Foods             Man v. Food (TVG)
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Shark!       Rocket      P90X3       P90X3      Sexiest                Most Shocking           Most Shocking
            TVLAND Gold Girls Gold Girls The Golden Girls         Gold Girls Gold Girls Cleveland Cleveland Hot in Cleveland            Cleveland Cleveland
              USA House (CC) (TV14)       Paid Prog. Jeremiah P. Chris J. Osteen Sirens              Sirens     NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music         VH1 Plus Music          Top 20 Count.          Top 20 Count.          Best        The Blues Brothers (R) ›››
            WGN-A In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (PG) ›› (HD)                Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos
              DISN Henry       Mickey     Wil. West Doc McSt. Pirates         Sofia      Good        Austin     Austin      Austin      Liv & Maddie (TVG)
              ENC Legend (5:20) ››        The Pirates! Band of Misfits (PG) The Incredibles (8:20) (PG) ›››                 Looper (10:20) ›››
              HBO Undercover Brother, ‘02 ›››         President Mr. & Mrs. Smith, ‘05 ›› (HD)                   Snitch (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (CC) (HD)
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              MAX Kingdom of Heaven (6:15) (R) ››› (HD)                       The Presence (8:40) (PG-13, ‘10) Warm Bodies (10:10) ›› (HD)
             SHOW Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate          60 Minutes Sports      Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Mauricio Herrera. (HD)
             STARZ Charlies After Earth (6:20) ›                  The Brothers Grimm (8:10) ››                  Stripes (10:15) (R) ›› (Bill Murray)
              TMC The Joy Luck Club (5:10) ›››        Apt Pupil (R, ‘98) ›› (CC) (HD)                D3: The Mighty Ducks (PG) ›› Sahara (11:15) ››
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TVTIMES                                    SUNDAY AFTERNOON                                                 March 15-21, 2014                                     17

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                       1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm         3:30        4 pm         4:30       5 pm         5:30
              ^     NASCAR Racing                      Nuclear Minute            Whacked XTERRA Champ.                XTERRA Champ.            News at 5pm (N)
              #     PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Final Round. (N) (CC)                Scoop       Noddy        LazyTown EP Daily News                NBC News
              $     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Smile          Paid Prog. Larry King J. Hanna J. Hanna Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Got Pain? Derm
                               College
               % College (N) (CC) Basketball Big Ten Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. NCAA Basketball Se- Tim Mc- Game
                    Basketball          (HD) (Live)                                          lection                  Carver
                                                                                                                                               Face the KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                  Changers Nation (N) News
               & Big Band Vocalists        Hopeful Aging            60s Pop, Rock & Soul (My Music) (TVG)             Ethan Bortnick Live in Concert Weekend
                    NBA        NBA Basketball Houston Rockets at Miami Heat. (N) (CC) Paid Pro- I Hate My Days with Food Rush ABC7                          World
               _               (HD) (Live)                                                   gram        Hair! (TVG) Zahrah       (TVG)        News         News
               ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                              Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                                                      Newsroom Weekend
               * NBA           NBA Basketball Houston Rockets at Miami Heat. (N)             Dog         Inside Ed. Expedition California News              ABC News
               + PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Final Round. (N) (CC)                   LazyTown Noddy           On Money News            News         NBC News
               ` Basketball College Basketball                                               Selection Show           J. Oliverr Jdg Judy News              CBS News
               . Fútbol Mexicano           Al Punto (N)             Para Volver a Amar       Tras la Verdad (N)       El Chavo Animado (N) Medicina Desc.
               4 TrainIn10! Moon           Edgemont Edgemont Live Life On Spot Family St. Traveler Gospel Music                                Short Films
               : Nima TV (TVPG)            Paid Prog. Sheer         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Program                Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Horse Rc Borders
               ? Career        Wild Am. Real Life Hollywood Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh! Raymond Raymond King                              King         Middle       Middle
               @ Journal Good              Classic Art Showcase Euro             Travel      Journal     In Focus Mormon In Focus Journal                   Tomorrow
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Green           Home.        Burn Notice (TVPG) Collateral Damage (R, ‘02) › (CC)                       Middle       Middle
               H NASCAR Racing                         Amer. Dad TMZ (N) (CC) (TVPG) Collateral Damage (R, ‘02) ›, Elias Koteas                FOX 40 News (N)
               J Patty Show “Coyotes” Chuper           Chuper       Dos Mundos y un Amor (NR) (Irasema Dillian) Octagón y Atlantis: La Revancha
               L Anti-Aging Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wrinkles? Hate Hair? Comedy.TV (TVPG) Glee (CC) (TV14)                            Leverage (TV14)
               P Pagado Enfoque Cradle 2 the Grave (R, ‘03) ›› (HD)                          Slumdog Millionaire (R) ››› (Dev Patel) (HD)                   Operación
               R Fútbol Mexicano           Pasión Deportiva         Venga el Domingo         Venga el Domingo         Hit M3                   Historia Detrás Mito
               V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                              Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
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               ¨ The Heat Newsroom European drive it! Globe Trekker (TVPG) Travel                        Calif. Gold Steves       Desert       RT News Journal (N)
               ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Superman: The Movie Leverage (TVPG)                   Leverage (TVPG)          Leverage (TVPG)          Leverage (TVPG)
               ¥ Christian Worship         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Love            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. A Time for Like You Paid Prog. Ministry Special
              A&E Bates Motel (TV14)       Bates Motel (TV14)       Breaking Boston          Shipping Shipping Shipping Shipping Duck D. Duck D.
              AMC Rocky II Rocky III (PG, ‘82) ››› (Sylvester Stallone) (HD)                 Braveheart (R, ‘95) ››› (Mel Gibson) (CC) (HD)
              ANIM To Be Announced                                  To Be Announced                                   Finding Bigfoot          Lone Star Lone Star
               BET Preacher’s Kid (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (LeToya Luckett) (CC)          Act Like You Love Me (NR) (Essence Atkins) Premiere.          Next Day Air (HD)
            BRAVO Blood, Sweat & Heels Blood, Sweat & Heels Blood, Sweat & Heels Blood, Sweat & Heels Housewives/Atl.                          Housewives/Atl.
              CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel.
             CNBC Sexiest      P90X3!      Cancer      Paid Prog. WEN Hair Paid Prog. Shaun T’s P90X3!                Debt/Part On Money The Profit (TVPG)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Weed 2: Cannabis                                         Death Row Stories
              COM The Girl Next Door       Balls of Fury (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (CC) (HD)           The Comebacks (NR, ‘07) › (CC) (HD)               Jeff Dunham: Minding
            CSNBA Pain Free Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Octane Academy                     Red Bull Series          Warriors Warriors
             CSPN Washington This Week                              Washington This          Newsmakers               Washington This          Q&A
              DSC Timber Kings (TVPG) Timber Kings (TVPG) Epic Homes (TVG)                   Epic Homes (TVG)         Naked and Afraid         Naked and Afraid
                E! 13 Going on 30 (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (HD)             Kardashian               Kardashian               Kardashian               Kardashian
             ESPN College Basketball SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.           SportsCenter (N) (CC)                Bracketology (N) (HD) (Live)
             ESPN2 ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open, Men’s and Women’s Finals. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                        NHRA Drag Racing
              FAM Yours, Mine & Ours (PG, ‘05) ›› (HD)              Happy Gilmore (PG-13, ‘96) ›› (HD)                Billy Madison (PG-13, ‘95) › (HD)
              FNC Jour.        News HQ Carol Alt Housecall MediaBuzz (HD)                    Fox News Sunday          FOX Report (N)           Huckabee (HD)
             FOOD The Kitchen (TVG)        Trisha’s Pioneer Buy This Diners                  Restaurant: Im.          My. Diners My. Diners Diners          Diners
                FX Salt, ‘10 Underworld: Awakening (R, ‘12) ›› (HD)              Wanted (R, ‘08) ››› (James McAvoy) (HD)                       Taken ››› (HD)
              HALL A Taste of Romance (NR, ‘11) (HD) (TVPG)         A Ring by Spring (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  June in January (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Larry the Cable Guy Shelby          Shelby       Shelby       Shelby      Shelby      Shelby       Shelby      Shelby       No Man’s Land (CC)
             HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG)
              LIFE Bring It! (CC) (TVPG) The Pregnancy Project (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              Clara’s Deadly Secret (NR) (HD) (TV14)            Hidden Away (HD)
            MSNBC MSNBC Live (N)           Karen Finney             Caught on Camera         Caught on Camera         Caught on Camera         Caught on Camera
              MTV The Ringer (11)          Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.       Ridic.
              NICK Parents Parents Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Best, Oprah Show         Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG)
              SYFY Alien vs. Predator (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (HD)          Men in Black (PG-13, ‘97) ››› (HD)                I, Robot (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Will Smith) (HD)
               TBS Gridiron Gang, ‘06 ››› Premiere. (HD)            The Losers (2:15) (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (HD)            Swordfish (R) ›› (John Travolta) (HD)
              TCM The Mating Game (11) Gambit (NR, ‘66) ››› (Shirley MacLaine)               After the Thin Man (NR, ‘36) ›››                  Butch Cassidy
               TLC Four Weddings (CC) Undercover Boss               Undercover Boss          Undercover Boss          Undercover Boss          Undercover Boss
               TNT Edge of Darkness (R, ‘10) ›› (CC) (HD)           Lakeview Terrace (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (HD)             Domestic Disturbance (4:15), ‘01 › (HD)
             TOON The Smurfs (11) ›        Teen        Teen         Teen         Teen        Teen        Teen         Teen        Teen         Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra.
              TRAV Pl.- Chowdown           Pl.- Chowdown            Pl.- Chowdown            Pl.- Chowdown            Pl.- Chowdown            Mysteries-Museum
             TRUTV Jokers      Jokers      Upload      Upload       Killer Karaoke (TV14) World’s Dumbest...          Selection Sunday (N) World’s Dumbest...
            TVLAND Cosby       Cosby       The Cosby Show           Cosby        Cosby       Brady       Brady        Brady       Brady        Gilligan Gilligan
              USA NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 The Blues Brothers (10:30) (R)      Saturday Night Live (1:45) (TV14) Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live
            WGN-A Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos The Matrix (R) (HD)
              DISN Win, Lose Win, Lose Jessie          Jessie       Jessie       Austin      Austin      Austin       Austin      ANT Farm ANT Farm ANT Farm
              ENC Looper (R) Back to the Future Part II (12:20) Batman (2:10) (PG-13) ››› (Jack Nicholson)                        Cellular (4:20), ‘04 ››
              HBO Real Time, Bill          Ray (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Jamie Foxx) (HD)                        Moonrise Kingdom (3:45), ‘12 (HD)                  Mr. Smith
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              MAX The Purge (11:50) (HD)               Banshee (1:20) (CC) Universal Sldr                Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (3:45) ›› Life of Pi
             SHOW Boxing       All Access Jim Rome, Sho             Comedy Episodes Gucci: The Director (NR) (HD)                 All Access Beauty Shop ››
             STARZ Black Sails (12:10)     Total Recall (1:15) (PG-13) ›› (Colin Farrell)                Black Sails (3:20)       The Call (4:20) (R) ››
              TMC Sahara (11:15) (HD)                  Five Fingers (R) (HD)                 Step Up Revolution (PG-13) ›› StreetDance (4:40) (PG-13) ››
                  Movies                Children’s             Please check daily TV grids for updates                    News                       Sports
TVTIMES                              SUNDAY EVENING                                       March 15-21, 2014                              18

                                                                                                             NICK Instant Mom Charlie and
7 p.m.                                                           Sunday                                      Maggie will not allow Gabby to
                                                                                                             date. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
^ H Bob’s Burgers Tina isn’t                                                                                 SHOW House of Lies Marty and
invited to a classmate’s bat         badminton players brawl. (HD)        AMC The Walking Dead A             the team execute the plan to
mitzvah, but her family is hired     (TV14)                               group has a realization about      seize Marissa’s company from
to cater the event. (N) (CC)         USA Law & Order: Special Vic-        protection. (HD) (TVMA)            her siblings; Jeannie urges Mar-
(HD) (TVPG)                          tims Unit The detectives find a      BRAVO The Real Housewives          ty to forgive Clyde; Doug and
# + The Voice Audition high-         baby’s finger in a rape victim’s     of Atlanta Kenya tells             Sarah’s relationship is tested.
lights; a preview of the upcom-      purse. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              Lawrence about her thoughts        (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
ing battles. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                on Porsha and Kendall; the
(TVPG)                                                                    group goes into the jungle. (N)
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-          7:30 p.m.                            (HD) (TV14)                        9 p.m.
tims Unit Detectives probe the       ^ H American Dad Roger               DSC Naked and Afraid: Uncen-       ^ H Cosmos: A Spacetime
schoolyard shooting of a child       comes up with a plan to help         sored Jonathan and Allison         Odyssey Artificial selection;
by a fellow student. (CC) (HD)       Steve date an attractive girl at     must survive on Maldivian Is-      natural selection’s impact on
(TV14)                               school. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)         land for 21 days; Jonathan has     the human eye; extinction. (N)
% 60 Minutes (N) (CC) (HD)           4 Viewer’s Choice Gives view-        sun poisoning. (N) (CC) (HD)       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
_ * America’s Funniest               ers the opportunity to choose        (TV14)                             # + Believe When Tate
Home Videos Destroying snow-         which program they want to           E! Keeping Up With the Kar-        takes Bo to Atlantic City, Bo
men in unusual ways; a squir-        see. (CC) (TVPG)                     dashians Khloé must make a         bonds with a woman with a
rel steals a man’s cell phone.       D Friends Elizabeth’s father         choice about her relationship      sick child. (N) (HD) (TV14)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 (Bruce Willis) threatens Ross.       with Lamar; Kourtney takes         $ Entertainment Tonight (N)
` The Amazing Race A racer           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     Scott on a getaway. (HD)           (CC) (HD)
pours blood and tears into a         COM (7:33) Jeff Dunham:              (TV14)                             % The Good Wife Alicia re-
roadblock; a racer has a melt-       Spark of Insanity Jeff Dunham        HIST Ax Men Shelby and his         flects on the past for inspira-
down. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           returns with new ventriloquist       new hand hit pay dirt with one     tion when she is invited to
? L CSI: Miami Horatio’s             characters but starts off with       of the biggest logs yet; the
                                                                                                             speak at a conference. (N) (CC)
son is missing after a deadly        well-known Walter. (CC) (TV14)       Dreadknots reunite. (CC) (HD)
                                                                          (TVPG)                             (HD) (TV14)
prison break. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       HIST Pawn Stars Rick checks                                             _ * Resurrection Bellamy
D Seinfeld Elaine sends out a        out a medieval mace; Rick and        NICK See Dad Run David de-
                                                                          cides to take the family on an     wants to have Jacob’s tomb ex-
revealing photo of herself in        the Old Man check out a set of                                          humed; Caleb claims he can’t
Christmas cards. (CC) (HD)                                                impromptu trip, but he only has
                                     cap guns from the 1950s. (CC)                                           remember his death. (N) (CC)
(TVPG)                                                                    six hours to pack. (CC) (HD)
                                     (HD) (TVPG)                                                             (HD) (TVPG)
¨ France 24 News (N)                                                      (TVPG)
                                                                          OWN Oprah Prime Russell            ) Masterpiece Mystery! Sher-
± Leverage Sterling convinces                                                                                lock returns ... but what does
the team to steal a calibration      8 p.m.                               Brand’s experience as a recov-
                                                                          ering addict. (HD) (TV14)          that mean for John Watson?
weight for a nuclear reactor.        ^ H The Simpsons When Re-                                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                          SHOW Episodes As the filming
                                     tirement Castle is closed,           on “Pucks” closes, the gang        ` The Mentalist Fischer and
A&E Wahlburgers Wahlberg             Marge asks Grampa and two                                               Jane investigate when a murder
family members have different                                             looks to the future. (CC) (HD)
                                     other octogenarians to move in.      (TVMA)                             takes place at an oil fracking
ideas on expansion plans for         (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                    site. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
their burger restaurant. (CC)                                             SPIKE Bar Rescue An Irish
                                     $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC)              sports bar with a heavy drink-     4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
(HD) (TVPG)                          (HD)                                                                    KOFY (CC) (HD) (TVG)
AMC The Walking Dead An en-                                               ing owner. (HD) (TVPG)
                                     % The Amazing Race A racer           STARZ Black Sails (iTV) The        ? Criminal Minds The con-
lightening mission springs from      pours blood and tears into a                                            tents of a self-storage unit re-
                                                                          hunt for the Urca begins; things
a request. (HD) (TVMA)               roadblock; a racer has a melt-                                          veal evidence of a serial killer.
                                                                          change for Eleanor; Bonny and
BRAVO The Real Housewives            down. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           Rackham are haunted by their       (CC) (HD) (TV14)
of Atlanta Kenya organizes a         _ * Once Upon a Time                 past sins. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)        D The Big Bang Theory Shel-
trip to Mexico for the ladies        Emma arrives in Storybrooke to       TLC Long Island Medium In          don teaches Leonard how to
and their partners. (HD) (TV14)      discover no one remembers the        San Francisco, Calif.; helping a   understand football. (CC) (HD)
DSC Naked and Afraid Puma            past year spent in Fairy Tale        woman who survived an acci-        (TVPG)
Cabra and Julie Wright survive       Land. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           dent that claimed her best         L The Closer Brenda joins the
21 days in Borneo. (CC) (HD)         ` The Good Wife Alicia re-           friend. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           internal investigation into a po-
(TV14)                               flects on the past for inspira-      TRUTV truTV Top Funniest           lice officer’s murder. (CC) (HD)
E! Keeping Up With the Kar-          tion when she is invited to          Everyone makes mistakes, but       (TV14)
dashians Kourtney attempts to        speak at a conference. (N) (CC)      some are more hilarious than       ¨ Crimes of Passion Village
organize a yard sale; Kendall        (HD) (TV14)                          others. This countdown in-         gossip tears at old wounds; the
prepares for her 18th birthday.      4 Dance Party All-New Bay            cludes the craziest, all time      mystery thickens. (N) (TV14)
(HD) (TV14)                          Area show with local dancers,        Greatest Gaffes. Watch as a        ± Leverage The team be-
HIST Pawn Stars A 1949 Hud-          ’80’s music. (TV14)                  human cannonball misses the        comes part of a documentary
son Commodore; a 2,000-year-         ? Burn Notice Sam and                target and kids repeat things      shooting at the company they
old fire starter; a fossilized       Michael investigate a robbery        their parents never should have    are trying to save. (CC) (HD)
mastodon tusk. (CC) (HD)             at a chic fashion house; a Pol-      said! (HD) (TV14)                  (TV14)
(TVPG)                               ish intelligence officer. (CC)       USA Law & Order: Special Vic-      A&E Wahlburgers Donnie
OWN Super Soul Sunday Phil           (HD) (TVPG)                          tims Unit A prisoner dies after    forces workaholic Paul to take
Jackson discusses his memoir         D Modern Family When Phil            being beaten and sexually as-      a much-needed break; Alma
(“Eleven Rings: The Soul of          gets the house to himself for        saulted. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          and the girls visit a spa. (CC)
Success”), spiritual awakening       the weekend, he decides to                                              (HD) (TVPG)
and career. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         host a guys’ night. (CC) (HD)                                           AMC The Walking Dead After
SHOW Shameless To prepare            (TVPG)                               8:30 p.m.                          establishing a new shelter, the
for a visit from her probation of-   L Bones A flight attendant           ^ H Family Guy Peter asks          group considers. (N) (HD)
ficer, Fiona must remove all         discovers a fully cooked human       God to stop interfering with       (TVMA)
paraphernalia from the house;        body in the plane’s microwave.       football games. (N) (CC) (HD)      BRAVO Blood, Sweat & Heels
Ian is kicked out of Mickey’s        (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     (TV14)                             (Season Finale) Melyssa is mo-
house. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)              ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                   D Modern Family Mitch and          tivated to make her mark in
SPIKE Bar Rescue An ill-con-         ± Leverage The team must in-         Cam try to save an old tree in     real estate; Mica focuses on
ceived death-metal concert bar.      filtrate the world of secret soci-   the park; Gloria and Claire have   her modeling agency. (N) (HD)
(HD) (TVPG)                          eties when homeless veterans         an eventful shopping trip. (CC)    (TV14)
TLC My Five Wives Brady’s            begin to disappear. (CC) (HD)        (HD) (TVPG)                        COM (9:05) Jeff Dunham: Con-
suggestion to strengthen com-        (TV14)                               ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)                trolled Chaos Three favorite
munication backfires. (CC) (HD)      A&E Wahlburgers Donnie               A&E Wahlburgers Alma at-           characters make an appear-
(TVPG)                               brings girlfriend Jenny McCarthy     tempts to gather up all of her     ance; Walter, Achmed the Dead
TRUTV truTV Top Funniest             home; Alma and Paul compete          children’s favorite recipes;
Broadcast professionals fail in      in a “sauce-off.” (CC) (HD)          Mark’s friend tries a new burg-
front of a live audience. Two        (TVPG)                               er. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  Continued on next page
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Terrorist and Peanut. (CC) (HD)     _ * (10:01) Revenge Emi-           tective Tutuola’s past as a nar-     DSC (11:16) Naked and Afraid
(TV14)                              ly’s blackouts become increas-     cotics officer. (CC) (HD) (TV14)     Survivalists take on the Ama-
DSC Naked and Afraid Survival-      ingly violent; Victoria tries to                                        zon without modern conven-
ists take on the Amazon with-       deal with someone from the                                              iences. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
out modern conveniences. (N)        past. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         10:30 p.m.                           E! Total Divas Nikki faces a life
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)           D Friends Chandler asks              without her boyfriend; Summer
E! Total Divas (Season Pre-         (HD)                               Phoebe to help him shop for a        Rae joins the main roster. (HD)
miere) Nikki faces a life without   4 Cal High Sports Bay Area         special ring; Rachel encourages      (TV14)
her boyfriend; Summer Rae           (TVG)                              Paul to open up. (CC) (HD)           HBO Girls Hannah invites Elijah
joins the main roster. (N) (HD)     ? Criminal Minds The team          (TVPG)                               to join her in her quest to com-
(TV14)                              helps when Rossi revisits an       L The Office Michael feels           plete an assignment; Jessa
HIST Ax Men In Washington,          unsolved case. (CC) (HD)           left out when the rest of the        looks for a job; Hannah,
the crew nearly topples the         (TV14)                             staff gossips about the sum-         Shoshanna and Elijah attend
yarder; a drastic toothache         D Seinfeld A deportee (Brian       mer interns. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    George) blames helpful Jerry;                                           Marnie’s performance. (CC)
remedy. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                           A&E Wahlburgers Donnie and
LIFE Army Wives: A Final            Kramer returns from baseball                                            (HD) (TVMA)
                                                                       Mark trick Paul into thinking        HIST (11:02) Cryptid: The
Salute Cast and production          fantasy camp. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     they are working on a jingle for
members reflect on the show’s       H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)                                             Swamp Beast Unusual circum-
                                                                       the restaurant. (CC) (HD)            stances surround the recovery
run; interview with Kim De-         (TVPG)                             (TVPG)
laney. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         L KPIX 5 News on the CW                                                 of a local man’s body; two
                                                                       COM (10:37) Jeff Dunham:
OWN Oprah Prime Health,             V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)            Spark of Insanity Jeff Dunham        young boys go missing. (CC)
beauty and aging with Cameron       ± Leverage Parker, Sophie          returns with new ventriloquist       (HD) (TVPG)
Diaz and Sharon Stone. (N)          and Tara track a thief to the      characters but starts off with       OWN Oprah Prime Russell
(HD)                                Venezuelan Consulate. (CC)         well-known Walter. (CC) (TV14)       Brand’s experience as a recov-
SHOW Shameless Carl con-            (HD) (TVPG)                        DSC (10:32) Naked After Dark         ering addict. (HD) (TV14)
nects with a girl in detention;     A&E Wahlburgers Alma, Kari         (Series Premiere) Celebrities        SHOW Shameless Carl con-
Lip and Amanda grow closer;         and Mackenzie uncover Mark         and guests discuss all ”Naked        nects with a girl in detention;
Sheila returns with big plans;      and Donnie’s childhood memo-       and Afraid.” (N) (CC) (HD)           Lip and Amanda grow closer;
Fiona searches for a job; Mick-     rabilia in the garage. (CC) (HD)   E! Chrisley Knows Best Todd          Sheila returns with big plans;
ey spends time with Ian. (N)        (TVPG)                             Chrisley micromanages his fam-       Fiona searches for a job; Mick-
(CC) (HD) (TVMA)                    AMC (10:01) Talking Dead           ily just like his business and       ey spends time with Ian. (CC)
SPIKE Bar Rescue A members-         Guests discuss “The Grove.” (N     tries to stay ahead. (HD) (TV14)     (HD) (TVMA)
only bar in Kansas has a rac-       Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)           HBO VICE Investigating the           SPIKE Bar Rescue An owner’s
coon infestation. (N) (HD)          (TV14)                             misuse of American taxpayer          crying prevents her from notic-
(TVPG)                              BRAVO The Real Housewives          dollars intended for reconstruc-     ing employee theft. (HD) (TVPG)
STARZ Black Sails (iTV) The         of Atlanta Kenya tells             tion in Afghanistan; the city of
                                    Lawrence about her thoughts                                             TLC Long Island Medium Larry
hunt for the Urca begins; things                                       Rio de Janeiro takes extreme         Jr. gets his first full time job;
change for Eleanor; Bonny and       on Porsha and Kendall; the         measures to remedy its reputa-
                                    group goes into the jungle. (HD)                                        an empty house. (CC) (HD)
Rackham are haunted by their                                           tion as a drug and murder capi-      (TVPG)
past sins. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)         (TV14)                             tal. (Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD)
                                    CSNBA Sportsman 360 TV                                                  TRUTV World’s Dumbest... In-
TLC Long Island Medium Larry                                           (TVMA)
Jr. gets his first full time job;   E! RichKids of Beverly Hills                                            ventions that bling out your
                                                                       SHOW Episodes (Season Fi-            teeth; streamline drinking. (HD)
an empty house. (N) (CC) (HD)       Morgan’s anxiety starts to get     nale) Beverly tries to keep
(TVPG)                              the best of her; Roxy looks to                                          (TV14)
                                                                       Sean on course; Matt learns          USA Suits (CC) (HD) (TV14)
TRUTV World’s Dumbest...            prove her new career to her        that he must audition for a lead
Brazilian cross dressers and        friends. (N) (HD) (TV14)           role. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
out-of-control bounty hunters; a    HALL When Calls the Heart
reverend who curses up a            Elizabeth is heartbroken after
                                                                       SPIKE Catch a Contractor A
                                                                       family forced to sleep on the
                                                                                                            11:30 p.m.
storm. (HD) (TV14)                  saying goodbye to Jack; Abigail    living room floor. (HD) (TVPG)       ^ Modern Family Mitch and
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       tries to outwit Henry Gowen.                                            Cam try to save an old tree in
                                                                       TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-
tims Unit Three dead children       (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                         the park; Gloria and Claire have
                                                                       mond (CC) (TVPG)
were “anchor babies.” (CC)          HBO Girls Hannah invites Elijah                                         an eventful shopping trip. (CC)
(HD) (TV14)                         to join her in her quest to com-                                        (HD) (TVPG)
                                    plete an assignment; Jessa
                                    looks for a job; Hannah,
                                                                       11 p.m.                              # (11:35) Private Practice
                                                                                                            Sam and Addison disagree over
9:30 p.m.                           Shoshanna and Elijah attend        ^ Second Look Highlights of
                                                                       past news stories. (CC) (TVG)        the treatment of a comatose
                                    Marnie’s performance. (N) (CC)
4 Bloopers (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (HD) (TVMA)                        ) Masterpiece Sneak Pre-             patient who becomes pregnant.
D The Big Bang Theory Shel-         HIST No Man’s Land Jason           view: Mr. Selfridge Season 2 A       (CC) (HD) (TV14)
don tries to make peace when        Hawk decides that his old truck    preview of the second season         $ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)
Leonard and Penny get into an       isn’t up to the task of protect-   of “Mr. Selfridge,” starring Jere-   4 It’s Always Sunny in
argument. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          ing his property line. (N) (CC)    my Piven. (CC) (HD) (TVG)            Philadelphia Mac and Charlie
A&E Wahlburgers Alma makes          (HD) (TVPG)                        4 It’s Always Sunny in               try to fix up a pool; Dennis and
a few changes to the brothers’      OWN Lindsay Lindsay moves          Philadelphia Mac, Dennis,            Dee try to beat the heat in an
second restaurant when she is       into her apartment, argues with    Charlie and Dee are given com-       ’upper-class’ way. (CC) (HD)
left in charge for the day. (CC)    her dad and struggles with her     munity service for the arson         (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                         mom’s DUI. The producer’s          mishap. (CC) (TVMA)                  ? Raw Travel One of the
TLC Long Island Medium              question her commitment. (N)       ? Mark at the Movies                 largest cities in the world: Mexi-
Theresa wants to change her         (HD) (TV14)                        H The Arsenio Hall Show (CC)         co City. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
signature hairdo. (N) (CC) (HD)     SHOW House of Lies Marty and       (HD) (TV14)
(TVPG)                                                                                                      ¨ European Journal (CC)
                                    the Pod tour Lukas’ old neigh-     L Criminal Minds The team            (TVG)
                                    borhood; Monica seeks help;        helps when Rossi revisits an         BRAVO Fashion Queens (N)
                                                                       unsolved case. (CC) (HD)
10 p.m.                             Lex embarrasses Roscoe. (N)
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                   (TV14)
                                                                                                            (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                            HBO VICE Investigating the
^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)         SPIKE Catch a Contractor Con-      ¨ Euromaxx Highlights (TVG)
                                                                                                            misuse of American taxpayer
(HD)                                tractor Pedro jacked up every-     ± Leverage Nate, Eliot and
# + Crisis (Series Premiere)                                           Hardison must intervene on be-       dollars intended for reconstruc-
                                    thing he touched. (N) (HD)                                              tion in Afghanistan; the city of
A group ambushes a bus full of      (TVPG)                             half of Hurley. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
the children of Washington’s        TLC My Five Wives Preparing        A&E (11:01) Wahlburgers              Rio de Janeiro takes extreme
elite. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)         to celebrate Thanksgiving;         Wahlberg family members have         measures to remedy its reputa-
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-         Brady’s busy schedule. (N) (CC)    different ideas on expansion         tion as a drug and murder capi-
tims Unit The detectives inves-     (HD) (TVPG)                        plans for their burger restau-       tal. (Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD)
tigate the rape/murder of a         TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Sil-      rant. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               (TVMA)
psychiatric student. (CC) (HD)      verware for your dog; holsters     AMC The Walking Dead After           TLC Long Island Medium
(TV14)                              for your beer; improvements for    establishing a new shelter, the      Theresa wants to change her
% The Mentalist Fischer and         your bathroom. (HD) (TV14)         group considers. (HD) (TVMA)         signature hairdo. (CC) (HD)
Jane investigate when a murder      USA Law & Order: Special Vic-      BRAVO Watch What Happens:            (TVPG)
takes place at an oil fracking      tims Unit Two sniper attacks       Live Actress Kim Zolciak. (N)        TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-
site. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          on the NYPD are linked to De-      (HD) (TV14)                          mond (CC) (TVPG)
    TVTIMES                                     SUNDAY EVENING                                                 March 15-21, 2014                                      20

                       6 pm         6:30        7 pm         7:30        8 pm         8:30        9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                      Big Bang Big Bang Bob’s               American The Simp- Family             Cosmos: A Spacetime News               Sports-    Second      Modern
                ^     Theory       Theory      Burgers Dad (N)           sons (N) Guy (N) Odyssey (N) (TVPG)                             wrap       Look        Family
                      KCRA 3 On the            The Voice “The Best of the Blind Auditions”        Believe Tate takes Bo Crisis “Pilot” (N) (CC) KCRA 3 Private
                #     Reports Money (N) Highlights of the blind auditions. (N) (TVPG)             to Atlantic City. (N)     (TV14)                  Team        Practice
                      Larry King Whiten        Law & Order: Special KRON 4 News at 8              Entertainment Tonight Law & Order: Special News               The Insid-
                $     Reports Teeth!           Victims Unit (TV14) (CC) (HD)                      (N) (CC) (HD)             Victims Unit (TV14)                 er (N)
                      CBS          KPIX 5      60 Minutes (N) (CC) The Amazing Race (N) The Good Wife (N)                   The Mentalist “Grey KPIX 5          Game Day
                %     Evening News             (HD)                      (CC) (TVPG)              (CC) (TV14)               Water” (N) (TV14)       News        (HD)
                      Great Performances “Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall” “The Phantom Masterpiece-Preview: The Tenors: Lead With Your Heart
                &     of the Opera.” (CC) (TVPG)                                                                Mr. Selfridge            (CC) (TVG)
                      ABC7         Red Car- America’s Funniest Once Upon a Time (N) Resurrection “Un-                       Revenge (10:01)         ABC7 News 11:00PM
                _     News         pet         Home Videos (N)           (CC) (TVPG)              earth” (N) (TVPG)         “Struggle” (N) (TVPG) (N) (CC) (HD)
                      Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                                                       Masterpiece Mystery! “Sherlock, Series III: The Masterpiece-Preview:
                )                                                                                 Empty Hearse” Sherlock returns. (TV14)            Mr. Selfridge
                      News 10 Red Car- America’s Funniest Once Upon a Time (N) Resurrection “Un-                            Revenge (10:01)         News 10 Sports Ex-
                *     at 6:00pm pet            Home Videos (N)           (CC) (TVPG)              earth” (N) (TVPG)         “Struggle” (N) (TVPG) at            tra (11:35)
                      Bay Area 30 Rock The Voice “The Best of the Blind Auditions”                Believe Tate takes Bo Crisis “Pilot” (N) (CC) NBC Bay Area News
                +     News         (TV14)      Highlights of the blind auditions. (N) (TVPG)      to Atlantic City. (N)     (TV14)                  at 11 (N) (HD)
                      60 Minutes (N) (CC) The Amazing Race (N) The Good Wife (N)                  The Mentalist “Grey CBS 13 News at 10p CBS 13 News at 10p
                `     (HD)                     (CC) (TVPG)               (CC) (TV14)              Water” (N) (TV14)         (N) (HD)                (HD)
                      Comedi- Noticiero Aquí y Ahora (HD)                Nuestra Belleza Latina (N) (HD) (TV14)             Sal y Pimienta (10:05) Comedi- Noticiero
                .     ant.                                                                                                  (HD) (TVPG)             ant.
                      Cal High Sports Bay ABC7              Viewer’s Dance Party (TV14) ABC7                    Bloopers Cal High Sports Bay Always             Always
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                :     Drop In      ment                     Tonight                                             Journal     Splendidly gram         gram        gram
                      Engage- Engage- CSI: Miami “Inside Out” Burn Notice A robbery Criminal Minds “Lime- Criminal Minds “Dam- Mark,                            Raw Travel
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                      News/Jour Euromaxx Journal            World Sto- Journal         In Focus Journal         In Focus Kpop            World      Journal - God
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                      How I Met How I Met Seinfeld Friends               Modern        Modern     Big Bang Big Bang Seinfeld Friends                Ten O’clock News
                D                              (TVPG)       (TVPG)       Family        Family     Theory        Theory      (TVPG)       (TVPG)     (CC) (HD)
                      Cosmos: A Spacetime Bob’s             American The Simp- Family             Cosmos: A Spacetime FOX 40 News (N) (CC) The Arsenio Hall
                H     Odyssey (TVPG)           Burgers Dad (N)           sons (N) Guy (N) Odyssey (N) (TVPG) (TVPG)                                 Show (CC) (TV14)
                      Retofamosos              Isabel (TVG)                                       Contrato con la Muerte (Eduardo Yañez, Mari- Secretos Secretos
                J                                                                                 bel Guardia)                                      Houston Houston
                      White Collar “Hard       CSI: Miami “Inside Out” Bones Solving a mur- The Closer Murder of KPIX 5                  The Office Criminal Minds “Dam-
                L     Sell” (CC) (TVPG)        (CC) (TV14)               der in midair. (TV14)    an LAPD officer.          News         (TV14)     aged” (CC) (TV14)
                      Videos       Puss in Boots (PG, ‘11) ›››,          La Voz Kids (N) (HD) (TVPG)                        Suelta La Sopa Extra Titulares Operación
                P     Asom.        Salma Hayek (HD)                                                                         (N) (HD)                Tele.       Repo
                      Los 25 Más: Fin de       Tras las Rejas            Extranormal de Impacto Videos de fantasmas, DeporTV América                Marcaje Personal
                R     Semana                                             apariciones e historias de terror.
                      Best Of... (2) (HD) (TVG)                                                                             Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
                V
                Z  Big Bang Big Bang How I Met Mod Fam Leverage (TVPG)               Law & Order: SVU  News      The Office The Office Friends
                   Newsweek Afghan       France 24 News (N) RT News Newsline Crimes of Passion Village gossip tears at old Euromaxx European
                ¨  -Asia      Report                           (N) (CC) (N) (CC) wounds. (N) (TV14)                          Highlights Journal
                   Leverage “The Cross Leverage (CC) (HD) Leverage “The Experi- Leverage “The Office Leverage (CC) (HD) Leverage “The Boys’
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                ± My Heart Job” (TVPG) (TVPG)                  mental Job” (TV14)    Job” (CC) (TV14)  (TVPG)                Night Out Job” (TV14)
                ≤ Mercenary for Justice (R, ‘06) ›› (HD)       The Mark 2: Redemption (NR, ‘13) (HD)   The Tournament (R, ‘09) (HD)
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TVTIMES                                        SUNDAY EVENING                                               March 15-21, 2014                                     21

                      6 pm         6:30        7 pm         7:30       8 pm         8:30       9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                    Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Wahlburgers (CC)                 Wahlburg- Wahlburg- Wahlburg- Wahlburg- Wahlburg- Wahlburg- Wahlburgers (11:01)
              A&E nasty          nasty       (HD) (TVPG)               ers (CC) ers (CC) ers (CC) ers (CC) ers (CC) ers (CC) (CC) (TVPG)
                    Braveheart (3) (R, ‘95) The Walking Dead An The Walking Dead              The Walking Dead (N) Talking Dead (10:01) The Walking Dead
              AMC ››› (HD)                   enlightening mission. “Alone” (TVMA)             (HD) (TVMA)              (N Same-day Tape)         “The Grove” (TVMA)
                    Wild West Alaska (CC) Gator Boys (N) (HD) Wild West Alaska (CC) Gator Boys “Mayhem Lone Star Lone Star Finding Bigfoot (HD)
              ANIM (TV14)                    (TVPG)                    (TV14)                 in Mazatlan” (TVPG) Legend            Legend       (TVPG)
                    Next Day Air (5) (R, Held Up (PG-13, ‘00) › (Jamie Foxx, Nia Long) A yuppie           The Little Richard Story ›› (Leon) The flamboyant musi-
               BET ‘09) › (CC) (HD)          stops for gas and becomes a hostage. (CC)                    cian experiences highs and lows. (CC) (TV14)
                    The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Blood, Sweat & Heels The Real Housewives What Hap- Fashion
            BRAVO of Atlanta (TV14)          of Atlanta (TV14)         of Atlanta (N) (TV14) (N) (TV14)                of Atlanta (TV14)         pens         Queens
                    Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re- Cops Re-
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             CNBC Marijuana- Am.             America. Gun              Marijuana: Industry Marijuana- Am.              America. Gun              Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
                    Death Row Stories (N) Chicagoland “The             Death Row Stories      Death Row Stories        Chicagoland “The          Death Row Stories
              CNN (HD)                       Champs” (HD)              (HD)                   (HD)                     Champs” (HD)              (HD)
                    Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
              COM (6:01) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 (7:33) (CC) (TV14)                  (9:05) (CC) (HD) (TV14)               (10:37) (CC) (TV14)
                    NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Portland Trail         Warriors SportsNet Giants           Sportsman SportsNet World Poker Tour:
            CSNBA Blazers. (N) (Live)                                              Postgame Central (N) Preview 360 TV              Central (N) Season 12
                    British House of Com- Road to the White            Q&A                    British House of Com- Road to the White            Washington This
             CSPN mons                       House                                            mons                     House                     Week
                    Naked and Afraid A Naked and Afraid                Naked and Afraid: Un- Naked and Afraid Survivalists take Naked After Dark              Naked and
              DSC Panamanian island.         (CC) (TV14)               censored (N) (TV14) on the Amazon. (N) (TV14)                (10:32) (N) (CC)          Afraid
                    Keeping Up With the Keeping Up With the Keeping Up With the Total Divas (N) (TV14) RichKids Chrisley Total Divas (HD)
                E! Kardashians (TV14) Kardashians (TV14) Kardashians (TV14)                                            of Beverly Knows          (TV14)
                    30 for 30 (N) (HD)                                 SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) SportsCenter (CC) (HD)                  SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN                                                                                                                                (HD)
                    Bracketology (N) (HD) (Live)                       30 for 30 (N) (HD)                              ESPN FC (N) (HD)          SportsCenter Fea-
             ESPN2                                                                                                                               tured (HD)
                    Bedtime Stories (PG, ‘08) ›› (Adam Sandler, Zookeeper (PG, ‘11) › (Kevin James, Voices of Bruce Almighty (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (Jim Carrey,
              FAM Keri Russell) (HD)                                  Rosario Dawson) (HD)                             Morgan Freeman) (HD)
              FNC FOX News Special           Stossel (HD)              Huckabee (HD)          FOX News Special         Stossel (HD)              Fox News Sunday
             FOOD Worst Cooks                Chopped (TVG)             Food Court Wars (N) Chopped (N) (TVG)           Cutthroat Kitchen (N) Restaurant: Im.
                    Taken (5) (PG-13, ‘08) The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (R, ‘11) ››› (Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara) A dis- The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
                FX ››› (HD)                  graced journalist probes a 40-year-old murder. (HD)                                    (10:33) (R, ‘11) ››› (HD)
              HALL Undercover Bridesmaid (NR) (HD) (TVPG)              A Taste of Romance (NR, ‘11) (HD) (TVPG)        When Calls the Heart Middle            Middle
              HIST Pawn          Pawn        Pawn         Pawn         Ax Men (CC) (TVPG) Ax Men (N) (TVPG)            No Man’s Land (N)         Cryptid: Beast
                    House        Hunters House            Hunters Beach            Beach      Hawaii      Hawaii       Island       Island       House        Hunters
             HGTV Hunters Int’l              Hunters Int’l             Bargain Bargain Life (TVG) Life (TVG) Hunters Hunters Hunters Int’l
                    Hidden Away (5) (PG- The Grim Sleeper (Dreama Walker, Macy Gray) Army Wives: A Final Salute Cast and produc- The Grim Sleeper
              LIFE 13, ‘13) (CC) (HD)        (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                 tion members reflect. (N) (CC) (TVPG)              (11:02) (HD) (TV14)
            MSNBC Caught on Camera           Lockup Tampa              Lockup (HD)            Lockup Tampa             Lockup Tampa              Meet the Press (CC)
                    Ridicu-      Ridicu-     Ridicu-      Ridicu-      Woodie      Ridicu-    Ridicu-     Ridicu-      Ridicu-      Ridicu-      Bad Boys (R) ›››
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              OWN Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday Oprah Prime (TV14) Oprah Prime (N)                               Lindsay (N) (TV14)        Oprah Prime (TV14)
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                    Bar Rescue (HD)          Bar Rescue A death- Bar Rescue “Hostile Bar Rescue (N) (HD) Catch a Catch a Bar Rescue (HD)
             SPIKE (TVPG)                    metal concert bar.        Takeover” (TVPG)       (TVPG)                   Contractor Contractor (TVPG)
                    I, Robot The Day After Tomorrow (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Dennis Quaid, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (PG, ‘84) ›››                         Alien vs.
              SYFY (4) (HD) Jake Gyllenhaal) (CC) (HD)                                        (Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw) (CC) (HD)                         Predator
                    Fast & Furious (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (Vin Diesel,        Tower Heist (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Ben Stiller, Eddie Tower Heist (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Ben Stiller, Eddie
               TBS Paul Walker) (HD)                                  Murphy) (HD)                                     Murphy) (HD)
              TCM Butch Cassidy              Jesse James (GP) ›››› (Tyrone Power)             Scar of Shame (NR) ›› (Harry Henderson)            Without Pity Premiere.
                    Undercover Boss “Fat- My Five Wives (CC) Long Island Medium Island                    Island       My Five Wives (N)         Island       Island
               TLC burger” (TVPG)            (HD) (TVPG)               (CC) (TVPG)            Medium Medium (CC) (TVPG)                          Medium Medium
                    Double Jeopardy (R, ‘99) ››› (Tommy Lee            Along Came a Spider (R, ‘01) ›› (Morgan         Disturbia (10:02) (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Shia
               TNT Jones, Ashley Judd) (CC) (HD)                       Freeman, Monica Potter) (CC) (HD)               LaBeouf, David Morse) (CC) (HD)
                    Garfield’s Pet Force (G, ‘09) ›› Regular Steven                Teen Ti- King of       King of      Bob’s        Bob’s        Family       Family
             TOON (Voices of Frank Welker) (HD)           Show         Universe tans Go! the Hill         the Hill     Burgers Burgers Guy (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Mysteries at the Mu- Church Secrets &              Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu- Church Secrets &                Mysteries at the Mu-
              TRAV seum (CC) (TVPG)          Legends (N) (TVPG) seum (CC) (TVPG)              seum (CC) (TVPG)         Legends (TVPG)            seum (CC) (TVPG)
             TRUTV truTV Top Funniest truTV Top Funniest truTV Top Funniest World’s Dumbest...                         World’s Dumbest...        World’s Dumbest...
                    Gilligan’s Island (6:12) Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray- Love-Ray-
            TVLAND (CC) (HD) (TVG)           Island       Island       Island      Island     mond        mond         mond         mond         mond         mond
                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Suits “Yesterday’s
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Gone” (HD) (TV14)
                    The Fabulous Life        The Temptations Fame brings rewards and pressures to the quintet. (CC) (TVPG)                       Basketball Wives LA
              VH-1 Of... Nicki Minaj.                                                                                                            (HD) (TV14)
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                    The Matrix (5) (R, ‘99) ››› (Keanu Reeves,         Collateral Damage (R, ‘02) › (Arnold            Bones A competitive Bones Solving a mur-
            WGN-A Laurence Fishburne) (HD)                             Schwarzenegger, Elias Koteas) (HD)              eater turns up dead.      der in midair. (TV14)
                    Liv & Mad- Liv & Mad- Austin & Austin & Liv & Mad- I Didn’t Do Austin & Jessie                     Good-        Austin & Jessie           A.N.T.
              DISN die (TVG) die (TVG) Ally (TVG) Ally (TVG) die (N)               It (N)     Ally (N)    (TVG)        Charlie      Ally (TVG) (TVG)          Farm
              ENC Looper (R, ‘12) ››› (Bruce Willis)                   Oz the Great and Powerful (PG, ‘13) ››          Batman (10:15) (PG-13, ‘89) ›››
                    Mr. & Mrs. Smith (5:30) (PG-13)       The Great Gatsby (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (Leonardo DiCaprio, To- Girls (N) VICE                Girls (CC) VICE
              HBO ›› (Brad Pitt) (HD)                     bey Maguire) (CC) (HD)                                       (TVMA)       (TVMA)       (TVMA)       (TVMA)
              MAX Life of Pi (5:20) (HD)                  Armageddon (PG-13) › (Bruce Willis) (HD)                     The Purge ›› (HD)                      Lolita
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                    Beauty Shop (5), ‘05 Shameless (CC) (HD) Episodes House of Shameless (N) (CC) House of Episodes Shameless (CC) (HD)
             SHOW ›› (HD)                    (TVMA)                    (TVMA)      Lies (CC) (HD) (TVMA)               Lies (N) (N) (TVMA) (TVMA)
             STARZ Men in Black 3 (6:05) (PG-13) ››                    Black Sails (TVMA)     Black Sails (TVMA)       Total Recall (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC)
              TMC StreetDnc Your Sister’s Sister (R) ›››               Sahara (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (HD)                     Step Up Revolution (10:05) (HD)
                  Movies                  Children’s             Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                        Sports
TVTIMES                                   SUNDAY LATE NIGHT                                              March 15-21, 2014                                   22

                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30       2 am         2:30       3 am        3:30        4 am        4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Raw Travel Whacked Burn Notice A robbery Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am                        KTVU Morning News
               ^               Out Sports at a fashion house.      gram        gram        gram        gram         loaded     Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # Practice Law & Order: SVU             Estate      Dateline NBC (TVPG) Meet the Press (2:58) Early Tdy News                News         News
                   Paid Pro- Fast Joint Larry King Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ gram          Relief      Reports gram            gram        gram        gram        gram
                   Criminal Minds “Lime- White Collar Neal         This Old Paid Pro- Up to the Minute (N) CBS Morn- KPIX 5                KPIX 5 News Early
               % light” (CC) (TV14)        wants revenge. (CC)     House       gram                                 ing News News          Edition (N) (HD)
               & 3 Steps to Incredible Health!-Joel                Hopeful Aging           Dr. Wayne Dyer: I Can See Clearly Now (CC) (TVG)
                   Castle Investigating a Private Practice “Deal ABC7 News 11:00PM ABC World News Now America ABC7                         ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ ghost hunter’s murder. With It” (CC) (TV14)       Repeat (CC) (HD)        (N) (CC) (HD)            Morning News           (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                                                     Masterpiece Mystery! Sherlock returns.          Masterpiece-Preview
               * Castle (12:05) (TV14) Comedy.TV (1:05)            Riches!     Estate      ABC World News Now (3:05) (N) Morning News
               + News          On Money Extra (N) (TVPG)           Dateline NBC (TVPG) Meet the Press (2:58) Early Tdy Today               Today in the Bay (N)
               ` White Collar (TVPG) Storms            Riches!     Riches!     Riches!     Riches!     Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Tras la Verdad (N)        Al Punto (HD)           El Chavo Animado        La Hora Pico (TVPG) Para Volver a Amar          Comed. Noticiero
               4 Pumpkin (R, ‘02) ›› (Christina Ricci)             Shark Vs. Dyson         Dessert in Seconds! Tony Horton is Back Dr. Perricone MD
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. AntiAging Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               ? Insider       Hollywood Sunny         Sunny       Riches!     Riches!     Riches!     Riches!      OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D Raymond ’Til Death Van Impe Fix Hair Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. Derm                              Paid Prog.
               H Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) (CC) (TVPG) White Oleander (PG-13, ‘02) ››                               TMZ (N) News           FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Universal Sufrir          Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Programa Pagado          Pagado     Pagado      Shepherd’s Chapel
               L Leverage (TVPG)           Hollywood Two Men Two Men Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Bones (CC) (TV14)                       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hip Hop
               P Nowhere to Run ›› (HD)                Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado      Pagado       Pagado
               R Uprising Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V Best Of... (10) (HD) (TVG)
               ¨ Crimes of Passion (TV14)                          Taiwan Outlook (TVY) NHK Programming (N) News               Euromaxx EuroNews News
               ± Leverage (TVPG)           Leverage (TVPG)         Leverage (TVPG)         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Program
               ¥ Paid Prog. Pure Pas Joy-Music Paid Prog. Urban                Life Focus Journey Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E Wahlburgr Wahlburgr Wahlburgr Wahlburgr Wahlburgr Wahlburgr Wahlburgers (3:02)                    Focus T25 Dog          Dog          Dr. Sears
              AMC Comic        Game of Arms (CC) The Walking Dead              Talking Dead (TV14) Comic            The Walking Dead       CSI: Miami (TVPG)
              ANIM Lone Star Lone Star Wild West Alaska            Gator Boys (TVPG)       Orangutan Eden           Big Cat    Big Cat     Meerkat Meerkat
              BET Popoff       BET’s Weekend Inspiration (TVG)                                                                 Popoff      Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO Housewives/Atl.          Blood, Sweat & Heels Housewives/Atl.            Happens Fashion Paid Prog. FlashNGO Drop Lbs! Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Most Amazing Videos Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                       CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC American Greed           Mad Money (TVMA) Worldwide Exchange Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Death Row Stories        Chicagoland (HD)        Early Start (HD)        New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM Jeff Dunham: Minding Review          Tosh.0      Work.       South Pk South Pk Kroll Show Broad City Comedy Paid Prog. Hair Loss
            CSNBA SportsNet NBA Basketball: Warriors at Trail Blazers          SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CleanZone Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington This          Washington This Week                            Q&A                      Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Naked and Afraid         Naked       Naked and Afraid (1:31) (TV14)      Paid Prog. SteelFever Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! RichKids Chrisley Chelsea Total Divas (TV14)                 Hello Ross Chelsea The Soup Butt Lift! Paid Prog. FlashNGO Proactiv
             ESPN SportCtr NBA Basketball: Rockets at Heat                     SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC) (HD)
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD)          SportsCenter (CC) (HD)              Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM J. Osteen J. Meyer Shaun T’s Airbrush Focus T25 Shaun T’s America 6 Min                           Airbrush Paid Prog. Prince          Life Today
              FNC Huckabee (HD)            MediaBuzz (HD)          FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)            Cutthroat Kitchen       Restaurant: Im.         Food Court Wars          Skincare Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Grill-Pro
               FX The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (10:33) (R) Cutlery          Cancer      Danc.       Hair Loss Nutrition Paid Prog. Wonder Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Frasier           Frasier      Frasier    Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Ax Men (12:01) (CC) Ax Men (1:01) (TVPG) No Man’s Land (2:01) Cryptid: Beast                     Free $$$ The Real West (TVG) PAIN
             HGTV Hawaii       Hawaii      Island      Island      Hunters Hunt Intl Beach             Beach        Shaun T’s Skincare Anti-Aging Skincare
              LIFE The Grim Sleeper        Army Wives: A Final Salute (1:02) (TVPG)        WEN Hair Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Anti-Aging Paid Prog.
            MSNBC Lockup Tampa             Meet the Press (CC) First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Bad Boys (11) (R, ‘95) ›››           Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.       Fantasy Factory        Fantasy Fantasy
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends George           George      George      George Lopez (3:12) Chris           Chris       Yes, Dear Yes, Dear
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           The Face (TVPG)         Tattoos     Tattoos     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 6 Min            Danc.
             SPIKE Bar Rescue (TVPG) Contractor Contractor Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Phil Coll. ED?                              SteelFever PAIN
              SYFY Alien vs. Predator (11:37) (HD)     Pandorum (1:37) (R, ‘09) ›› (Dennis Quaid) (HD)              Geek Wedding           Twi. Zone Twi. Zone
              TBS Deal With Deal With Deal With Deal With Deal With Deal With Sex Drive (R) ›› (Josh Zuckerman) (HD)                       Married      Married
              TCM Without The Children Are Watching Us             Under the Influence The Key (NR, ‘34) ››                    The Irish in Us (NR, ‘35) ››
              TLC My Five Wives (TVPG) Long Island Medium My Five Wives (TVPG) Cancer                  Diets 2.0 Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Edge of Darkness (12:04) (R) ›› (HD)             Along Came a Spider (2:04) (R) ›› (HD)           Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TV14)
             TOON Rick         China, IL Metal         Burgers Burgers Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Rick                       China, IL Metal        King/Hill King/Hill
             TRUTV truTV Top Funniest World’s Dumbest...           World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...       Paid Prog. Fix Hair Williams Sheer
            TVLAND Raymond Everybody-Raymond King                  King        King        King        ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Curb               Curb
              USA Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU        Repo Men (R, ‘10) › (Jude Law) (CC) (HD)         Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Fabulous Life           Fabulous Life           How She Move (PG-13) ››› (HD)                    Single Ladies (TV14) Pop Up         Best
            WGN-A Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (PG) ›› (HD)             WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good        Shake It ANT Farm Deck              The Luck of the Irish (HD)           Deck       Deck        Fish         Phineas
              ENC Batman Valley Girl (R, ‘83) ››                   Looper (2:15) (R, ‘12) ››› (Bruce Willis) (CC)              Broadcast News (4:20)
              HBO Girls (CC) Snitch (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (CC) (HD)                  The Backwoods (2:25) (R) ››          Leaving Las Vegas (4:05) (R, ‘95) ›››
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              MAX Lolita Space             Broken City (12:55) (R, ‘13) ››     Lingerie Zane’s Sex Chron.           North Shore (3:50) (PG, ‘87) ›› Dead Sil
             SHOW Lies         Episodes Lies           Episodes Shameless (TVMA)           Budz House (R) (HD)                 Every Day ›› (HD)
             STARZ Black Sails (TVMA) Black Sails (TVMA) 28 Days Later (2:05) (R) iTV. (HD)                         Pawn (R, ‘13) ›› (CC)               Smashed
              TMC Def Jam’s How to Be a Player › Clerks (1:35) (R) (HD)                    Illegal Tender (3:10) (R) ›› (Rick Gonzalez) No Holds Barred ››
                 Movies                  Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                      MONDAY MORNING                                               March 15-21, 2014                                    23

                      6 am         6:30       7 am         7:30       8 am         8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      Minute      Minute      Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Enrique Iglesias performs. (N) (CC)              Live With Kelly         Today (N) (CC)          Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                               Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Money           Bay Area
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                     Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                              (CC) (TVPG)             (CC) (TVG)              Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur        Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg                Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger               Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                       Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)         ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                                Michael (N) (TVPG)      (TV14)                  News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger         Caillou    Curious Cat in the Peg                Dinosaur Clifford        Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                 News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)              News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Enrique Iglesias performs; Maggie Q. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                            Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                       Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Paid Prog. America Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Anti-Aging Paid Prog. Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China                    Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Health           Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)        Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Dr. Phil (N) (TV14)     Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal Close Up Journal PopXport- Euro                         Tomorrow Journal         Talking     Journal      In Focus Journal        Euromaxx
               D Butt Lift! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. People              Justice      The Dr. Oz Show         Justice      Justice    Court        Court
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                          Pagado       Gran Cine                                       A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Life Today Paid Prog. Queen Latifah                Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                               Acceso       La Promesa (HD)
               R Cambio de Vida            Noticiero Deporte Hechos AM (7:50)                                         El Coffee Break         Cosas de la Vida
               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                                 WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                Dinosaur
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               ¨ My India France 24 Kazakh Hello                    ETV          EuroNews Newsline NHK                News         RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible               Int.         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Guardian ››
               ¥ Ministry Wommack J. Meyer Prince                   Life Today Begin          The 700 Club (TVG) Health                       Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Derm          Dog           Dog        Dog          Dog          Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Those Who Kill (TV14)
              AMC Shark!        Paid Prog. Cancer        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. More Sex Stooges Twins (PG, ‘88) ››› (Arnold Schwarzenegger) (HD)
              ANIM My Cat From Hell        Animal Cops Phil.        Animal Cops Phil.         Pit Bulls and Parolees Tanked: Unfiltered       Dirty Jobs (TV14)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                            Matters      Matters      My Wife My Wife The Game The Game Act Like You Love Me
            BRAVO Real Housewives          Real Housewives          Real Housewives           Real Housewives         Real Housewives         Real Housewives
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)          CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        Music        Hazzard
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                               Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)             Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                             This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                    Wolf (N) (HD)           CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Daily                  Colbert     Sunny        South Pk Comedy Drunk
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                      Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. Grill-Pro Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Cancer                  Almost, Away            Disappeared (TVPG) Wicked Attraction
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Saved/          Saved/     Saved/       Saved/       Saved/      Saved/      Saved/       Saved/     Saved/       Saved/
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)          SportsCenter (N)        MLB Baseball
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                           Numbers Never Lie SportsCenter (N)              SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Love/Child ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                       Happening Now (N) (HD)                            America’s News HQ The Real Story
             FOOD Cancer        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Barbecue Tyler’s Ult. Day Off               Good Eats Unwrap
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Fog (PG-13) ›› (Tom Welling) (HD)                Twin Dragons (PG-13, ‘91) ›› (HD)               Hellboy-Army
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Ape to Man (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                MysteryQuest (TVPG) MysteryQuest (TVPG)
             HGTV Cancer        Novogratz Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property
              LIFE Cancer       Paid Prog. Balancing Balancing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier                 Frasier     Frasier      Frasier    Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                        Andrea Mitchell         Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                        PAW         Umizoomi Dora...         Dora...    Bubble       Bubble
              OWN The Dr. Oz Show          The Dr. Oz Show          Dr. Phil Perfectionists. Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY Tattoos Murder by Numbers (R, ‘02) ›› (Sandra Bullock) (CC)                 America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Shaun T’s CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) Training Day ›››
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Twi. Zone Destination Truth                Leprechaun’s Revenge (NR) (HD) (TV14)            Revenge
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married       Married    There        Browns Payne             Full House Prince        Prince     Prince       Deal With
              TCM The Flying Irishman Little Nellie Kelly (7:15) (NR, ‘40) ›› (CC)            My Wild Irish Rose (NR, ‘47) ›› The Rising of the Moon (10:45)
               TLC Cake         Cake       Strictly Irish Dancing Baby           Quints       Kate Plus 8 (TVPG) 600 Pound Mom                Extreme Extreme
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)           Charmed (TVPG)            Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Ben 10                 Beyblade Pokémon Scooby              Tom & Jerry: Robin Hood-Merry Garfield Looney Tunes (TVY)
              TRAV Airport      Airport    No Reservation           The Layover               The Layover             The Layover             The Layover
             TRUTV Hair Loss Paid Prog. Earn Big $ Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Disorder in the Court Disorder in the Court Party Heat (TV14)
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Griffith             Andy Griffith Show       Griffith   Gunsmoke (11:09)
              USA Psych (HD) (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) NCIS: Los Angeles                           NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music           VH1 Plus Music            Music       Gossip      Morning Buzz            Single Ladies (TV14)
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TV14)
              DISN Henry        Chugging Ella the        Mickey     Pirates      Mickey       Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia            Mickey     Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Broadcast Oz the Great and Powerful (6:35) (PG) ››                          Say Anything... (8:50)               Calendar Girls (10:35)
              HBO Citizen U.S.A.           Fierce Creatures (HD)                 Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story ›››             Dream House › (HD)
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              MAX Dead Silence (5:25) Out to Sea (6:55) (HD)                     Big (8:45) (PG, ‘88) ››› (HD)                     Extreme Prejudice (R, ‘87) ››
             SHOW W. (6:15) (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (Josh Brolin) (HD)                   Kinky Boots (PG-13) ›› (HD)                       Some Girl(s) (NR, ‘13) (HD)
             STARZ Smashed (5:30) (R) Men in Black 3 (7:10) (PG-13) ››                        Sparkle (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC)                    Amazing Spdr
              TMC No Holds The Object of Beauty (6:35) (R, ‘91) ››               Après Vous... (R, ‘03) ›› (Daniel Auteuil)        Prefontaine ›› (HD)
                  Movies                 Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                    News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                  MONDAY AFTERNOON                                                March 15-21, 2014                                    24

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30        2 pm        2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm        5:30
              ^     News        Missing Trisha Goddard              Maury (CC) (TV14)       Minute       Minute     The Dr. Oz Show         News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)            The Dr. Oz Show         News         NBC News
              $     Paid Prog. Derm        Workout Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU              The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (N) (TV14)          News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                                Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                                tiful      (TV14)
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               @ Journal Arts.21           Classic Art Showcase Euro            Global      Journal      Close up Journal        Agenda Classic Art Showcase
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              AMC Judge Dredd (R, ‘95) ›› (CC) (HD)                 Rocky (PG, ‘76) ›››› (Sylvester Stallone) (HD)               Rocky V (PG-13, ‘90) ›› (HD)
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              CMT Hazzard The Dukes of Hazzard (12:38)              Dukes-Hazzard           Dukes-Hazzard           Dukes-Hazzard           Reba         Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                        Fast Money (N)          Mad Money (N)           The Kudlow Report The Profit
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             ESPN2 Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (CC)               Question ESPN FC Around              Pardon     SportsCenter (N)        College GameNight
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              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto              The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report          Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Money               Dinners Secrets          30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada            The Kitchen (TVG)       Pioneer Heartland
                FX Hellboy II: The Golden Army (11) Battle: Los Angeles (PG-13) ›› (Aaron Eckhart) (HD)             How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men
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              NICK PAW          PAW        Wally       Wally        Rabbids Sponge. Sponge. Bread                   Parents Sponge. Sponge. Sponge.
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                                                                                                            bit and his ruthless soldiers;
7 p.m.                                                         Monday                                       Rebecca proves her allegiance.
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^ The Big Bang Theory Penny                                                                                 OWN Breaking Down the Bars
makes a surprising revelation        trigues Leonardo. (CC) (HD)        # + The Voice The vocalists         Abbie arrives at Rockville to
about Leonard while on her           (TVMA)                             compete against each other.         start her 15-year sentence;
date with Stuart. (CC) (HD)          TLC Gypsy Sisters Kayla meets      (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                Hannah has an emotional visit
(TVPG)                               with Nettie after seeing her       $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)         with her parents; Larretha
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)          apology video; a road trip to      (HD)                                lands in solitary. (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TVPG)                          unite the family. (CC) (HD)        % How I Met Your Mother The         (TV14)
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)          (TV14)                             gang try to remember an en-         SHOW Shameless Carl con-
% ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            TNT Castle While Becketts pro-     counter with Gary Blauman           nects with a girl in detention;
(TVPG)                               tects a charming billionaire,      when he shows up at the wed-        Lip and Amanda grow closer;
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)          she reflects on her relationship   ding. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          Sheila returns with big plans;
(TVG)                                with Castle. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      _ Dancing With the Stars            Fiona searches for a job; Mick-
) Nightly Business Report            TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing           (Season Premiere) Twelve            ey spends time with Ian. (CC)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  Krazy Dave gets an eyeful dur-     celebrities take to the dance       (HD) (TVMA)
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         ing a repossession; Amy threat-    floor to perform; Jason Derulo      STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)
` How I Met Your Mother The          ens her friendship with Bobby.     performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (S Live)    Leonardo continues his quest
gang try to remember an en-          (HD) (TV14)                        (TVPG)                              for the Book of Leaves; the
counter with Gary Blauman            USA NCIS: Los Angeles The          ) Antiques Roadshow Corre-          pope’s nephew arrives; the fail-
when he shows up at the wed-         team searches for evidence of      spondence between Kennedy           ure of Leonardo’s war designs
ding. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)           Kensi’s innocence after a pri-     family members and the presi-       causes a rift with the Medicis;
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM              vate meeting turns deadly. (CC)    dent’s secretary; jade sapphire     the pope learns of Leonardo’s
(N) (CC)                             (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14)          ring. (CC) (HD) (Part 3 of 3)       talents. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
D KTVU News at 7pm on                                                   (TVG)                               SYFY Bitten Elena returns to
TV36                                                                    * Dancing With the Stars            Toronto; the Mutts force Elena
H L Two and a Half Men               7:30 p.m.                          (Season Premiere) Twelve            to face the horrors of her child-
                                                                                                            hood. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Charlie tries to resist an attrac-                                      celebrities take to the dance
tion to his soon-to-be stepsister    ^ The Big Bang Theory A                                                TLC Gypsy Sisters The summer
                                     wealthy donor makes Leonard        floor to perform; Jason Derulo
(Jenny McCarthy). (CC) (HD)                                             performs. (N Same-day Tape)         comes to an end; Robbie
(TV14)                               question his principles. (CC)                                          makes a surprise appearance;
                                     (HD) (TV14)                        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
V Doc Martin Martin helps                                               ` Mike & Molly Molly meets          a girl’s trip to a winery. (CC)
Louisa hand out awards at            # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                           (HD)
                                     $ Entertainment Tonight (N)        the friend of her dreams when
school; showdown between                                                Peggy’s childhood pal visits. (N)   TNT Castle Beckett and Castle
Ruth and Margaret. (CC) (HD)         (CC) (HD)                                                              discover giant footprints at the
                                     % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)         (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TVPG)                                                                  4 30 Rock Liz thinks she is         site of a vicious murder. (CC)
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)                (TVPG)                                                                 (HD) (TVPG)
                                     _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)           cursed when her ex shows up
± Criminal Minds Profiling a                                                                                TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing An
                                     (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    and tries to derail her relation-
killer targeting an emergency                                                                               old enemy attempts to sabo-
                                     ) Imagemakers Films include        ship with Criss. (CC) (HD)
room doctor. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                                               tage Ron’s big debate. (HD)
                                     Table 7, Cataplexy and Cross-      (TV14)                              (TV14)
A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes                                           ? L Star-Crossed Roman
Sadie shopping to find an “ap-       word. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                  USA WWE Monday Night RAW
                                     + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        wants to investigate his fa-        (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)
propriate” dress for her home-                                          ther’s past; Grayson and Emery
coming dance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       (HD) (TVPG)                                                            (TVPG)
                                     ` 2 Broke Girls Caroline, Max      go on a date. (N) (CC) (HD)
BET The Game Jason confronts                                            (TV14)
                                     and the diner gang go to the
his former steroid provider; a
drunk Keira makes a scene. (N)       St. Patrick’s Day parade. (N)      D Modern Family Luke and
                                                                        Manny have their first school
                                                                                                            8:30 p.m.
(CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14)       (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                       % 2 Broke Girls Caroline, Max
                                     ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            dance; Jay and Phil take Luke
BRAVO The Real Housewives                                               and Manny on a mall run. (CC)       and the diner gang go to the
of Beverly Hills Kim tries to        (TVPG)                                                                 St. Patrick’s Day parade. (N)
                                                                        (HD) (TVPG)
apologize to Ken; Kyle, Brandi       D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                             (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                        V Poirot Poirot helps recover
and Yolanda try to talk to Lisa.     H L Two and a Half Men                                                 ` Mom Bonnie and Christy
                                                                        stolen U.S. submarine plans.
(HD) (TV14)                          Charlie tries to save Jake from                                        help Regina tie up loose ends
                                                                        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
COM The Colbert Report (CC)          school suspension by romanc-       ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                  before she goes to prison. (N)
(HD) (TVPG)                          ing his teacher. (CC) (HD)         ± Criminal Minds The team           (CC) (HD) (TV14)
DSC Fast N’ Loud Richard and         (TV14)                             searches for a disturbed man        4 Community Britta chal-
Aaron reach Burt Reynolds; the       A&E Duck Dynasty Willie            after he kills several people at    lenges Jeff; Shirley and Britta
team races to get the ‘77            schedules a Saturday afternoon     a pharmacy. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        help Annie with a presentation
Trans Am on a transporter. (CC)      HR training seminar for the        A&E Duck Dynasty Jase feels         for a health fair. (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TV14)                          team; Phil and Kay get lost.       he deserves a new office; Miss      (TV14)
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Kay asks Willie to buy her          D Modern Family Phil gets
HIST Swamp People One                BET R. Kelly Live! The Light It    some goats. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        desperate when Cam and
hunter is forced to hunt alone       Up Tour Best selling R&B pro-      BRAVO Chrisley Knows Best           Claire’s flipped house is more
after his deckhand falls deathly     ducer R. Kelly performs at the     Todd Chrisley micromanages          difficult to sell than expected.
ill; a vicious cannibal gator.       Paramount Theater in Oakland.      his family just like his business   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   and tries to stay ahead. (CC)       ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
LIFE Hoarders A woman hoards         COM The Daily Show With Jon                                            A&E Duck Dynasty Jase buys
                                                                        (TV14)
chickens and other farm ani-         Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                               an all-terrain vehicle; Kay be-
                                                                        COM Futurama The crew en-
mals. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               NICK The Thundermans                                                   comes a text-messaging men-
                                                                        counters a bizarre alien with       ace after she gets a new
NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat           Phoebe gets the ability to         power. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
promise to buy a doll for a girl     sense danger and uses it to im-                                        phone. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        DSC Fast N’ Loud (N) (CC) (HD)      BRAVO The People’s Couch
if she raises her grades;            press her classmates. (CC)         (TVG)
Goomer loses his lucky shirt.        (HD) (TVG)                                                             COM Futurama An ancient
                                                                        FAM Switched at Birth Bay           prophecy predicts the world will
(CC) (HD) (TVG)                      TBS Family Guy Peter finds a       needs Tank’s help when the ri-
                                     father figure in anchorman Tom                                         end in 3012. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
OWN Breaking Down the Bars                                              valry between the Carlton and
                                     Tucker. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                               E! The Fabulist (Series Pre-
Amanda gets busted for spend-                                           Buckner field hockey teams          miere) Panel whose fingers are
ing time with her new boyfriend;     TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron       heats up. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                     steps in when real estate de-                                          on the pulse of worldwide beau-
Tiffany buckles under the pres-                                         HIST Swamp People The               ty, fashion and lifestyle trends.
sure; Lisa is confronted by her      velopers threaten a local          younger swampers try to prove
                                     farmer with foreclosure. (HD)                                          (N) (HD) (TVPG)
slain husband’s mother. (CC)                                            themselves; tensions within         TBS The Big Bang Theory Pen-
(HD) (TV14)                          (TV14)                             one team lead to an accident.       ny and Leonard try to recover
STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)                                           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    from an awkward hookup. (CC)
The powerful Medicis commis-                                            LIFE Hoarders A former hoarder
sion rising artisan Leonardo da      8 p.m.                             relapses, prompting her daugh-
                                                                                                            (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                            TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing
Vinci to create an Easter spec-      ^ H Bones When the re-             ter to issue an ultimatum. (CC)     Ron’s opponent accuses him of
tacle in Florence; Leonardo          mains of a repo man are found      (HD) (TVPG)                         wrong doing and a terrible
takes on another assignment          in a septic tank, the team         MAX Banshee Lucas and Car-
to engineer war machines; the        learns he had a troubled past.     rie steel themselves for a
arrival of a mysterious Turk in-     (N) (CC) (HD PA) (TV14)            showdown with a vengeful Rab-          Continued on next page
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mishap threatens the team.           wage salary. (N) (CC) (HD)          4 Community Abed and Troy             tries to make a deal. (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TV14)                          (TVPG)                              vie for the attention of the col-     (TV14)
                                     HIST Swamp People One team          lege librarian. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron-
                                     sacrifices their day to go after    ? The Middle Frankie encour-          ny is injured during a botched
9 p.m.                               a gator that is terrorizing kids    ages Sue to fight for her right       repo; Cassie schemes to bilk
^ H The Following New in-            at a local camp. (N) (CC) (HD)      to attend a class trip. (CC) (HD)     money from Bobby’s insurance.
formation leads Max, Ryan and        (TVPG)                              (TVPG)                                (HD) (TV14)
Weston closer to uncovering          LIFE Hoarders A food hoarder        D Seinfeld George takes ex-
the mole within the FBI. (N)         is also a chef; a hoarder faces     treme measures to locate his
(CC) (HD PA) (TV14)                  jail. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              lost Yankees key ring. (CC) (HD)      10:30 p.m.
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-          OWN Lindsay Lindsay Lohan           (TVPG)                                4 30 Rock Liz deals with the
tims Unit The detectives find a      moves to New York to work on        V Inspector Morse Morse in-           difficulties of her long-distance
baby’s finger in a rape victim’s     her sobriety and career after       vestigates after a clinic botches     relationship while trying find
purse. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              her sixth time in rehab. (CC)       an operation on a wealthy busi-       Tracy. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
% Mike & Molly Molly meets           (HD) (TVPG)                         nessman’s daughter. (CC) (HD)         ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)
the friend of her dreams when        SHOW House of Lies Marty and        (Part 2 of 2)                         D Friends Ross deals with the
Peggy’s childhood pal visits. (N)    the Pod tour Lukas’ old neigh-      ¨ Don Matteo (N) (TVPG)               fallout from the wedding; Moni-
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                     borhood; Monica seeks help;         ± Criminal Minds BAU goes             ca and Chandler fight desire.
) The Harvey Girls: Opportu-         Lex embarrasses Roscoe. (CC)        on a manhunt for a group of           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
nity Bound More than 100,000         (HD) (TVMA)                         suspects who kill for the thrill      L The Office The women of
pioneering young women work          SYFY Being Human Josh strug-        of it. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               the office try to teach Dwight
as waitresses in restaurants on      gles to get Nora back; Aidan        A&E Those Who Kill Catherine          how to interact with female
train platforms. (CC) (HD)           and Sally’s friendship turns into   and Thomas probe a murder             clients. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TVPG)                               something more. (N) (HD)            victim’s past; Catherine asks         BET Let’s Stay Together Ja-
` Intelligence As Riley and          (TV14)                              her stepfather for information.       mal’s city council opponent be-
Gabriel track an infamous hack-      TLC Gypsy Sisters Kayla organ-      (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                  gins using dirty tactics; Crystal,
er, they learn the suspect may       izes a luau; a baptism for baby     BET Let’s Stay Together               Kita and Stacy consider tat-
have been set up. (N) (CC) (HD)      Richard; Sheena and Annie           Charles encourages Stacy to go        toos. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(TV14)                               mend their marriages. (CC)          out with Dr. Sutton; Kita goes        FX (10:31) Chozen Chozen and
4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on             (HD) (TV14)                         crazy on her hazing co-workers.       Hunter hit the hottest club in
KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)                  TNT Dallas Afton, Ray and Lucy      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      town; Ricky and Crisco try to
? L The Tomorrow People              return to Southfork to attend a     BRAVO Southern Charm                  get exposure. (N) (HD) (TVMA)
Hillary continues to be suspi-       wedding; John Ross tries to         Thomas gives it another try           TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing
cious of Stephen’s motives;          make a deal. (N) (CC) (HD)          with Danni; Shep discusses his        When Bobby is accused of
Jedikiah makes a surprising          (TV14)                              future with an old girlfriend. (N)    stealing by the mayor of Lizard
discovery. (N) (CC) (HD)             TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Bob-       (HD) (TV14)                           Lick, Amy does some detective
D The Big Bang Theory A              by is rushed to the hospital af-    DSC Lords of the Car Hoards           work to prove his innocence.
wealthy donor makes Leonard          ter a horrific car accident. (HD)   Chuck and Rick believe they           (HD) (TV14)
question his principles. (CC)        (TV14)                              may have a lead on Corvettes.
(HD) (TV14)                                                              (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
V Inspector Morse Morse in-          9:30 p.m.                           ENC Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)           11 p.m.
vestigates after a clinic botches                                        Leonardo continues his quest          ^ Modern Family Phil gets
an operation on a wealthy busi-      % Mom Bonnie and Christy            for the Book of Leaves; the           desperate when Cam and
nessman’s daughter. (CC) (HD)        help Regina tie up loose ends       pope’s nephew arrives; the fail-      Claire’s flipped house is more
(Part 1 of 2)                        before she goes to prison. (N)      ure of Leonardo’s war designs         difficult to sell than expected.
¨ Don Matteo A retired opera         (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    causes a rift with the Medicis;       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
star is drugged with tranquiliz-     D The Big Bang Theory Penny         the pope learns of Leonardo’s         ) Independent Lens Tradi-
ers while attending a party in       makes a surprising revelation       talents. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)             tions Alzheimer’s & Other De-
her honor. (N) (TVPG)                about Leonard while on her          FAM The Fosters Mariana and           mentia Care Unit at the Reut-
± Criminal Minds A case in-          date with Stuart. (CC) (HD)         Jesus worry about dates as the        linger Community for Jewish Liv-
volves Rossi’s personal and          (TVPG)                              Winter Ball approaches; Zac’s         ing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
professional lives. (CC) (HD)        COM South Park The boys             mother visits Lena. (CC) (HD)         ` Late Show With David Let-
(TV14)                               cross into a new dimension          FX Archer Archer, Ray and Cyril       terman Stupid human tricks; Si-
A&E Bates Motel Norma’s              while searching for Cartman’s       raft down a crocodile-filled river.   mon Helberg; Young the Giant.
brother arrives at the motel;        leprechaun. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)        (N) (HD) (TVMA)                       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Norma finds an ally in her ef-       SHOW Episodes Beverly tries to      HIST Cryptid: The Swamp               4 Cheaters Husband puts on
forts to prevent the bypass. (N)     keep Sean on course; Matt           Beast The autopsy of a local          a show with another woman.
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                     learns that he must audition for    man yields shocking results;          (CC) (TV14)
BRAVO The Real Housewives            a lead role. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)       tragedy surrounds a search for        H L The Arsenio Hall Show
of Beverly Hills Andy Cohen          TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing            two boys. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        (CC) (HD) (TV14)
and the cast discuss the sea-        Cassie reveals a shocking se-       LIFE Hoarders A young stay at         V The Adventures of Sherlock
son. (N) (HD) (Part 1 of 3)          cret to Bobby; cousin Johnny        home mom and her husband              Holmes Dr. Watson is punched
(TV14)                               tackles a repo that goes horri-     fear that child protective servic-    in the eye by a dead man. (HD)
COM South Park Cartman               bly wrong. (HD) (TV14)              es may take their kids. (CC)          (TVPG)
dreams of living the life of a pi-                                       (HD) (TVPG)                           ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
rate. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                                                   OWN Lindsay Lindsay moves             ± Criminal Minds The team
DSC Fast N’ Loud Aaron buys a        10 p.m.                             into her apartment, argues with       hunts a suspect who impreg-
’63 Ford Falcon race car;            # + (10:01) The Blacklist           her dad and struggles with her        nates young women, has them
Richard flips a 1919 Nash. (N)       One of Red’s former associ-         mom’s DUI. The producer’s             give birth and murders them.
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                     ates, a crime lord, becomes         question her commitment. (HD)         (CC) (HD) (TV14)
ENC Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)          the next target. (N) (CC) (HD)      (TV14)                                A&E (11:01) Those Who Kill
The powerful Medicis commis-         (TV14)                              SHOW Shameless Carl con-              Catherine and Thomas probe a
sion rising artisan Leonardo da      $ Law & Order: Special Vic-         nects with a girl in detention;       murder victim’s past; Catherine
Vinci to create an Easter spec-      tims Unit A priest is the prime     Lip and Amanda grow closer;           asks her stepfather for informa-
tacle in Florence; Leonardo          suspect in the murder of a          Sheila returns with big plans;        tion. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
takes on another assignment          transsexual. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       Fiona searches for a job; Mick-       BET Real Husbands of Holly-
to engineer war machines; the        % Intelligence As Riley and         ey spends time with Ian. (CC)         wood Tisha and Duane’s new
arrival of a mysterious Turk in-     Gabriel track an infamous hack-     (HD) (TVMA)                           sitcom; Nelly and Eric Benet.
trigues Leonardo. (CC) (HD)          er, they learn the suspect may      SYFY Lost Girl Kenzi signs            (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TVMA)                               have been set up. (N) (CC) (HD)     everyone up for an undercover         BRAVO Watch What Happens:
FAM The Fosters Mariana and          (TV14)                              mission at a mysterious corpo-        Live Actress Maria Menounos;
Jesus worry about dates as the       _ * (10:01) Castle Castle           ration. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          actor and singer Nick Lachey.
Winter Ball approaches; Zac’s        and Beckett investigate the         TLC My Big Fat Gypsy Wed-             (N) (HD) (TV14)
mother visits Lena. (N) (CC)         mysterious murder of a Japan-       ding A look at the lives of Irish     COM The Daily Show With Jon
(HD)                                 ese ballet dancer. (N) (CC) (HD)    Travellers; weddings; christen-       Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)
HBO Paycheck to Paycheck:            (TVPG)                              ings; St. Patrick’s Day festivi-      DSC (11:01) Fast N’ Loud
The Life & Times of Katrina          ) Antiques Roadshow Last            ties. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                Aaron buys a ’63 Ford Falcon
Gilbert A single mother from         will of Alamo fighter Ben Milam;    TNT (10:01) Dallas Afton, Ray
Tennessee struggles to support       Debbe Poor sampler. (CC) (HD)       and Lucy return to Southfork to
her family on a near-minimum-        (Part 3 of 3) (TVG)                 attend a wedding; John Ross              Continued on next page
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                ^                 Family   Theory      Theory                              masked” (N) (TV14)     (CC) (HD)                Family      (TVPG)
                   KCRA 3         News     Access      Extra (N) The Voice Vocalists compete against each oth- The Blacklist (10:01)       News        Tonight
                # Reports                  Hollywood (TVPG)        er. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       (N) (CC) (TV14)                      Show
                   KRON 4 Evening          The Insid- Entertain- KRON 4 News at 8 (N) Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special            News        Inside Edi-
                $ News (5) (N) (CC)        er (N)      ment Ton. (CC) (HD)                 Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14)                     tion
                   KPIX 5 News at 6pm Family           Judge       How I Met 2 Broke Mike &             Mom (N) Intelligence “The Grey     KPIX 5      Late Show
                % (N) (HD)                 Feud        Judy (N)                 Girls (N) Molly (N) (TV14)        Hat” (N) (TV14)          News        Letterman
                   PBS NewsHour (N)        American Rob on         Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Finding Your Roots-                 Final Hours: Amelia
                & (CC) (HD)                Land        the Road “El Paso” (CC) (TVG) “El Paso” (CC) (TVG) Henry Louis Gates                Earhart’s Last Flight
                   ABC7 News 6:00PM Jeopardy! Wheel of Dancing With the Stars Celebrities perform; Ja- Castle (10:01) (N) (CC)             ABC7        Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)            (N) (TVG) Fortune son Derulo. (N) (CC) (TVPG)                          (TVPG)                   News        Kimmel
                   PBS NewsHour (CC) Nightly           Image-      Antiques Roadshow The Harvey Girls: Op- Antiques Roadshow               Independent Lens
                ) (HD)                     Business makers         “Pittsburgh” (TVG)      portunity Bound (CC) “El Paso” (CC) (TVG)       (CC) (TVPG)
                   News 10 Inside Edi- Jeopardy! Wheel of Dancing With the Stars Celebrities perform; Ja- Castle (10:01) (N) (CC)          News        Jimmy
                * at 6:00pm tion (N) (N) (TVG) Fortune son Derulo. (N Same-day Tape) (TVPG)                       (TVPG)                               Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News Extra (N) Access              The Voice Vocalists compete against each oth- The Blacklist (10:01)     Bay Area Tonight
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)       (TVPG)      Hollywood er. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                         (N) (CC) (TV14)          News        Show
                   News       Entertain- How I Met 2 Broke Mike &               Mom (N) Intelligence “The Grey CBS 13 News at 10p          Late Show With David
                `             ment Ton.                Girls (N) Molly (N) (TV14)          Hat” (N) (TV14)        (N) (HD)                 Letterman (TVPG)
                   Noticias Noticiero De Que Te Quiero, Te Por Siempre Mi Amor Lo Que la Vida Me                  Qué Pobres Tan Ricos     Noticias Noticiero
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                   How I Met How I Met KTVU            TMZ (N) Modern           Modern     Big Bang Big Bang Seinfeld Friends              10 O’Clock News (CC)
                D                          News        (TVPG)      Family       Family     Theory       Theory    (TVPG)      (TVPG)       (HD)
                   FOX 40     TMZ (N) Two and a Two and a Bones (N) (CC) (TV14) The Following “Un-                FOX 40 News (N) (CC)     The Arsenio Hall
                H News        (TVPG)       Half Men Half Men                               masked” (N) (TV14)     (TVPG)                   Show (CC) (TV14)
                   Que Jala- Estudio 2 Esto es Guerra (HD) Retofamosos                     Noches con Platanito Alarma TV Noticiero-       Universal Pare de
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                V Kratts      Business With Mother” (TVPG) marine plans.                   botches an operation. botches an operation.     Holmes       Nation
                Z Big Bang Big Bang Mod Fam Mod Fam Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU News                                    The Office   The Office How I Met
                   RTE News S. Asia        The Debate (N) (CC) RT News Newsline Don Matteo (N)                    Don Matteo “Precious     Biz Asia America (N)
                ¨             Newsline                             (N) (CC) (N) (CC) (TVPG)                       Goods” (N) (TVPG)        (CC)
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                ≤ El Chavo (TVG)           Vivan los Niños (N) Today You Die (R, ‘05) ››› (HD)                    La Viuda Negra (N)       Contacto Deportivo
                   The 700 Club (CC)       Hope for Hurting Hearts              Dare to    For Better, For Worse, Life Today Paid Pro-     Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
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   race car; Richard flips a 1919               lands in solitary. (CC) (HD)          and a birthday bash is in the         V Roadtrip Nation Radio host
   Nash. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       (TV14)                                works. (CC) (HD)                      Jad Abumrad, Radiolab. (CC)
   E! Chelsea Lately Comic Liza                 SHOW Inside Comedy Key &                                                    (HD) (TVPG)
   Treyger; comic Ryan Stout; ac-               Peele; Garry Marshall. (N) (CC)                                             BET Real Husbands of Holly-
   tor Adam Carolla. (N) (TV14)                 (HD) (TV14)                           11:30 p.m.                            wood Comic superstar Chris
   FX (11:02) Archer Archer, Ray                SYFY Bitten Elena returns to          ^ Seinfeld Jerry tries to coor-       Rock with Kevin and JB. (CC)
   and Cyril raft down a crocodile-             Toronto; the Mutts force Elena        dinate two comedy appear-             (HD) (TV14)
   filled river. (HD) (TVMA)                    to face the horrors of her child-     ances and a movie with friends.       BRAVO The People’s Couch (N)
   HIST (11:02) No Man’s Land                   hood. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-
   Jason Hawk decides that his                  TBS Conan Benedict Cumber-            # + (11:34) The Tonight               port (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
   old truck isn’t up to the task of            batch; George Takei; John Leg-        Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Ac-        E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)
   protecting his property line.                end. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                       FX (11:33) Chozen Chozen and
                                                                                      tor James Spader; Kermit the
   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                             TLC Gypsy Sisters The summer
                                                                                      Frog; Black 47 performs. (N)          Hunter hit the hottest club in
   LIFE (11:01) Preachers’                      comes to an end; Robbie
   Daughters Ken tries to set Tay-              makes a surprise appearance;          (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      town; Ricky and Crisco try to
   lor up with a Christian boy; Niki-           a girl’s trip to a winery. (CC)       $ Inside Edition (CC) (HD)            get exposure. (HD) (TVMA)
   ta does not support Kolby’s                  (HD)                                  (TVPG)                                MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2
   dream. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      TNT (11:02) Private Lives of          % (11:35) Late Show With              Sophomores Cooper schemes
   MAX The Girl’s Guide to De-                  Nashville Wives Communica-            David Letterman Stupid human          to turn a twosome into a three-
   pravity Lizzie and Sam plot to               tion breakdowns cause rifts be-       tricks; Simon Helberg; Young          some; Karen receives an unex-
   get dreamy Richard into Sam’s                tween friends; Sarah sings in         the Giant. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           pected visitor. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
   bed; Lizzie finds some no-                   Cordele, Ga. (N) (CC) (HD)            _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel              SHOW Episodes Beverly tries to
   strings-attached fun. (CC) (HD)              (TV14)                                Live Actress Uma Thurman; ac-         keep Sean on course; Matt
   (TVMA)                                       TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron          tor Jai Courtney; Amos Lee per-       learns that he must audition for
   OWN Breaking Down the Bars                   and Amy pull a prank on Bobby         forms. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)           a lead role. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
   Abbie arrives at Rockville to                while he is on a date. (HD)           4 ABC7 News on KOFY                   USA (11:35) Sirens A patient
   start her 15-year sentence;                  (TV14)                                11:30PM (N) (CC)                      wants the guys to clear his
   Hannah has an emotional visit                USA (11:05) Chrisley Knows            ? Entertainment Tonight (N)           browser history. (CC) (HD)
   with her parents; Larretha                   Best Savannah is turning 16           (CC) (HD)                             (TV14)
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                       6 pm         6:30       7 pm         7:30        8 pm         8:30        9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                     The First 48 “Blood     Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Bates Motel “Caleb” Those Who Kill (N)                             Those Who Kill
              A&E Feud” (CC) (TV14)          nasty        nasty        nasty        nasty       (N) (CC) (TV14)           (CC) (TV14)               (11:01) (CC) (TV14)
                    Rocky V (4:30) (PG-13, Die Hard (R, ‘88) ››› (Bruce Willis) A New York policeman outwits for- Die Hard With a Vengeance (R, ‘95) ›››
              AMC ‘90) ›› (HD)               eign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC) (HD)                                   (Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons) (CC) (HD)
                    Lone Star Lone Star Ice Cold Gold (HD)             Call of the Call-Wild- Lone Star Lone Star Ice Cold Gold (HD)                Call-Wild- Call-Wild-
              ANIM Legend Legend (TVPG)                                Wildman man              Legend        Legend      (TVPG)                    man         man
                    106 & Park: BET’s Top The Game R. Kelly Live! The Light It Up Tour R&B producer R. Kelly Let’s Stay Let’s Stay Husbands- Husbands-
               BET 10 Live (N) (CC)          (N) (TV14) performs. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                        Together Together Ho.                 Ho.
                    The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Chrisley Couch                      The Real Housewives Southern Charm “In What Hap- Couch
            BRAVO of Beverly Hills (TV14) of Beverly Hills (TV14) Knows                         of Beverly Hills (N)      the Cups” (N) (TV14) pens
                    Reba        Reba         Reba         Reba         The Dukes of Hazzard Sleepless in Seattle (PG, ‘93) ››› (Tom Hanks) A grieving widower
              CMT (5:38)        (6:16)       (6:51)       (7:27)       (HD) (TVG)               captures the heart of a recently engaged newswoman. (HD)
             CNBC The Profit                 The Profit (TVPG)         American Greed           Amer. Greed               Amer. Greed               Free $      Cook Safe
                    To Be Announced          Lemon        Making       Erin Burnett OutFront To Be Announced              Lemon         Making      Forensic Forensic
              CNN                            Show         the Case (HD)                                                   Show          the Case Files          Files
                    South       Tosh.0       Colbert      Daily        Futurama Futurama South                South Park The boys cross into a Daily            Colbert
              COM Park (CC) (TV14)           Report       Show         (TV14)       (TV14)      Park (CC) new dimension. (CC) (TVMA)                Show        Report
                    SportsNet Inside the SportsTalk Live               Return To Sochi                                    Inside the SportsNet SportsTalk Live
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                    Key Capitol Hill Hear- Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                  Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Key Capitol Hill Hear-
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                    Fast N’ Loud (CC)        Fast N’ Loud (CC)         Fast N’ Loud (N) (CC) Fast N’ Loud (N) (CC) Lords of the Car                 Fast N’ Loud (11:01)
              DSC (HD) (TV14)                (HD) (TV14)               (TVG)                    (TV14)                    Hoards (N) (TV14)         (CC) (TV14)
                    Total Divas (HD)         E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)                The Fabu- 13 Going on 30 (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Jennifer             Chelsea E! News
                E! (TV14)                                                           list (N)    Garner, Mark Ruffalo) (HD)                          Lately (N) (TVPG)
                    NBA Basketball (5) Oklahoma City NBA Basketball Los Angeles Clippers at Denver Nuggets. SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN Thunder at Chicago Bulls. (N)           (N) (HD) (Live)                                                 (HD) (Live)               (HD) (Live)
                    College GameNight Bracketology (N) (HD) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Olbermann (N) (CC) NBA                                Basketball Baseball NASCAR
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                    Zookeeper (PG, ‘11) › (Kevin James, Voices of Switched at Birth Bay The Fosters “Metropo- The Fosters “Metropo- The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM Rosario Dawson) (HD)                                 needs Tank’s help. (N) lis” (N) (CC)               lis” (CC) (HD)            (HD) (TVG)
              FNC The Kelly File (N)         Hannity (N) (HD)          The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File (HD)            Hannity (HD)              Greta Van Susteren
             FOOD Diners        Diners       Guy’s Grocery Games Worst Cooks                    Worst Cooks               My. Diners My. Diners Diners          Diners
                    Easy A (PG-13, ‘10) ››› (Emma Stone, Penn Grown Ups (PG-13, ‘10) › (Adam Sandler,                     Archer (N) Chozen         Archer      Chozen
                FX Badgley) (HD)                                       Kevin James) (HD)                                  (TVMA)        (10:31) (N) (11:02)     (11:33)
              HALL  The Waltons (TVG)        The Waltons (TVG)         The Waltons (TVG)        Middle        Middle      Frasier       Frasier     Frasier     Frasier
              HIST Cryptid: Beast            Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (N)                         Cryptid: Beast            No Man’s Land (CC)
                    Love It or List It, Too Love It or List It Leslie Love It or List It “Sare- Love It or List It (N) House            Hunters Love It or List It “The
             HGTV (CC) (HD) (TVG)            loves her home.           na & Flare” (TVG)        (CC) (HD) (TVG)           Hunters Int’l             Fowler Family” (TVG)
                    Hoarders “Mary Lynn; Hoarders A woman              Hoarders “Joni & Mil- Hoarders A food              Hoarders “Jennifer & Preachers’ Daughters
              LIFE Ingrid” (CC) (TVPG)       hoards farm animals. lie” (CC) (TVPG)              hoarder is also a chef. Ron; Jill” (TVPG)           (11:01) (CC) (TV14)
            MSNBC Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                     All In With Chris        Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                    Hardball Matthews
                    Bad Boys (5) (R, ‘95) ››› (Martin Ridicu-          Ridicu-      Ridicu-     Teen Wolf “De-Void”       Teen Wolf “Insatiable” Wolf           Ridicu-
              MTV Lawrence, Will Smith)                   lousness lousness lousness (HD) (TV14)                          (N) (TV14)                Watch (N) lousness
                    Sponge- Sponge- Sam & Cat The Thun- Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends                               Friends
              NICK Bob          Bob          (TVG)        dermans (TVG)             (TVG)       (TVG)         (TVG)       (TVG)         (TVG)       (TV14)      (11:36)
              OWN Breaking Down              Breaking Down             Breaking Down            Lindsay (CC) (TVPG) Lindsay (TV14)                  Breaking Down
              OXY Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex and the City (R, ‘08) ››› (Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall)                         Sex and the City (R, ‘08) ›››
                    Out of Time (4:30), ‘03 Training Day (R, ‘01) ››› (Denzel Washington, Ethan               Man on Fire (R, ‘04) ›› (Denzel Washington) A bodyguard
             SPIKE ›› (HD)                   Hawke) (HD)                                                      takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers.
                    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (5:22) Bitten Elena returns to Being Human (N) (HD) Lost Girl “Waves” (N) Bitten Elena returns to
              SYFY (PG, ‘84) ››› (Harrison Ford) (HD)                  Toronto. (N) (TV14)      (TV14)                    (CC) (TV14)               Toronto. (CC) (TV14)
                    Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family                  Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (CC) (HD)
               TBS (TVPG)       (TVPG)       (TVPG)       Guy (CC) Theory           Theory      Theory        Theory      Theory        Theory      (TV14)
              TCM The Outfit (5) ›››         The Seven-Ups (PG, ‘74) ››› Premiere.              Monte Walsh (PG-13) ››› (Lee Marvin)                Ride the High Country
                    Island      Island       Gypsy Sisters (CC)        Gypsy Sisters “Gyp- Gypsy Sisters (CC)             My Big Fat Gypsy          Gypsy Sisters “Gyp-
               TLC Medium Medium (HD) (TV14)                           sies Unleashed” (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   Wedding (CC) (TV14) sies Unleashed” (CC)
                    Castle “The Lives of     Castle “The Squab and Castle “The Fast and Dallas “Lifting the Veil” Dallas (10:01) “Lifting Private Lives of
               TNT Others” (TVPG)            the Quail” (TVPG)         the Furriest” (TVPG)     (N) (CC) (TV14)           the Veil” (CC) (TV14) Nashville Wives (11:02)
                    Adventure Adventure Adventure Regular Steven                    Annoying King of          Cleveland Family          Rick and American Family
             TOON Time          Time         Time (N) Show (N) Universe Orange (N) the Hill                   Show        Guy (CC) Morty (N) Dad (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Bizarre Foods “Hunt, Bizarre Foods Ameri- Bizarre Foods Ameri- Bizarre Foods “Hunt, Bizarre Foods Ameri- Bizarre Foods Ameri-
              TRAV Kill, Cook” (N) (TVPG) ca (CC) (TVPG)               ca (CC) (TVPG)           Kill, Cook” (TVPG)        ca (CC) (TVPG)            ca (CC) (TVPG)
             TRUTV Lizard       Lizard       Lizard       Lizard       Lizard       Lizard      Lizard        Lizard      Lizard        Lizard      Lizard      Lizard
                    Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Island (8:12) Love-Ray- Love-Ray- The King The King The King The King
            TVLAND fith Show fith Show Island             Island       (CC) (HD) (TVG)          mond          mond        of Queens of Queens of Queens of Queens
                    NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles         WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      Chrisley Sirens
              USA “Blye, K.” (TV14)          (CC) (TV14)                                                                                            Knows       (11:35)
                    The Temptations          Basketball Wives LA Basketball Wives LA Single Ladies (N) (HD) Basketball Wives LA Single Ladies (HD)
              VH-1 (2:50) (CC) (TVPG)        (HD) (TV14)               (N) (HD) (TV14)          (TV14)                    (HD) (TV14)               (TV14)
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                    America’s Funniest America’s Funniest America’s Funniest Parks and Parks and Parks and 30 Rock 30 Rock Always
            WGN-A Home Videos (TVPG) Home Videos (TVPG) Home Videos (TVPG) Recreation Recreation Recreation (TV14)                                  (TV14)      Sunny
                    Jessie      Jessie       Jessie       A.N.T.       College Road Trip (G, ‘08) › (Mar- Dog With Austin & Good-                   Jessie      A.N.T.
              DISN (TVG)        (TVG)        (TVG)        Farm         tin Lawrence) (CC) (HD)                a Blog      Ally (TVG) Charlie        (TVG)       Farm
              ENC Notebook Oz the Great and Powerful (6:45) (PG) ››                             Da Vinci’s Demons         Da Vinci’s Demons         The Notebook (11:05)
                    Phil Spector (5:30)      Admission (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (Tina Fey, Paul          Paycheck to Paycheck American Reunion (10:15) (R, ‘12) ›› (Jason
              HBO (CC) (HD)                  Rudd) (CC) (HD)                                                              Biggs) (CC) (HD)
              MAX The Beach (R, ‘00) ›› (CC) (HD)                      Banshee (TVMA)           Disconnect (R, ‘12) ››› (CC) (HD)                   Depravity Co-Ed
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                    Do the Right Thing (R, ‘89) ››› (Danny Aiello, Shameless (CC) (HD) House of Episodes Shameless (CC) (HD) Inside                             Episodes
             SHOW Ossie Davis) (CC) (HD)                               (TVMA)                   Lies (CC) (TVMA)          (TVMA)                    Comedy (TVMA)
             STARZ The Alamo (4:40), ‘04 Da Vinci’s Demons             Da Vinci’s Demons        The Amazing Spider-Man (PG-13, ‘12) ›››                         Grown 2
              TMC A Little Help (R, ‘10) ›› (HD)                       The Perks of Being a Wallflower, ‘12 ›››           As Cool as I Am (R, ‘13) › (CC) Girls Boys
                  Movies                   Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                       News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                   MONDAY LATE NIGHT                                              March 15-21, 2014                                    29

                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30        2 am        2:30        3 am        3:30       4 am         4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) I Hate My New TV                     Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am             KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)                    tion (N)    (TVPG)      Wrinkles! Offer!         gram         gram       loaded       Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)        Mad Money (HD)          Early Tdy News          News         News
                   Entertain- The Insid- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Derm Ex- The Doctors (CC)                   EP Daily KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ ment Ton. er (CC)         gram        gram        clusive! (HD) (TVPG)                  (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5             Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Up to the Minute             CBS Morn- KPIX 5        KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News                gram        gram         (3:12) (N)              ing News News           Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)          T. Smiley Jazz and the Philharmonic (TVG) Independent Lens               Independent Lens        Moyers       Contrary
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                           America ABC7            ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                            Morning News            (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)          Business Image          Antiques Roadshow Harvey Girls                   Antiques Roadshow Independent Lens
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Minute      Minute      Riches!      ABC World News Now (N) (CC)          Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly        Today (2:07) (CC)        Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today             Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                  Riches!     Riches!      Riches!      Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte            Ni Contigo, Ni sin Ti Conducta Noticia 14 Hoy (HD)                       El Gordo y la Flaca     Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny         There       Payne       Paternity New TV Offer!              Whiten Teeth            I Hate My Wrinkles! New TV Offer!
               : Chinese News at 7         Path        Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               ? Rules         Raymond King/Hill Sunny             There       Justice      The Better Show         OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Raymond Paid Prog. StopAging ’Til Death Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. No 2 Old
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                      FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                      Comics       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paying TV Derm
               P En Otra Piel              Camelia La Texana       Pagado      Pagado       Pagado       Pagado     Pagado       Pagado     Pagado       Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley This Is Us Doc Martin (TVPG)            Poirot (CC) (TVPG)       Inspector Morse         Inspector Morse         Sherlock Roadtrip
               ¨ Don Matteo (TVPG) Don Matteo (TVPG) Biz Asia America                       JN1 News Kazakh         CCTV         Today      EuroNews News
               ± Criminal Minds (TV14) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Paid Prog. Paid Prog. I Speak Ministry Joy-Music Aspiring Movie (TVPG)                             Paid Prog. Biblical     Larry King Paid Prog.
              A&E Duck D. Duck D. Bates Motel (1:01)               Those Who Kill (2:01) Those Who Kill (3:02) Paid Prog. Dog               Dog          Paid Prog.
              AMC Die Hard-Veng.           Die Hard 2 (R, ‘90) ››› (Bruce Willis) (HD)                   Rocky V (PG-13, ‘90) ›› (Sylvester Stallone) (HD)
              ANIM Wildman Wildman Lone Star Lone Star Ice Cold Gold (TVPG) Orangutan Eden                          Big Cat      Big Cat    Meerkat Meerkat
              BET Wendy Williams Show R. Kelly Live! The Light It Up Tour (CC) (HD) (TV14)               Second     Paid Prog. Popoff       Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO Real Housewives          Southern Charm          Happens Real Housewives               Couch      Williams SHARK! Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                        CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Cancer        Mad Money (HD)          Worldwide Exchange Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Early Start (HD)                      New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid       South Pk Daily          Colbert     At Mid      Work.        Work.        Work.      Adam D. Entourage Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet Clubhouse SportsTalk Live              SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Car Hoards               Fast N’ Loud (TVG)      Fast N’ Loud (TVG)       Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea The Fabul Chrisley Spring Breakdown (R) (Parker Posey) (HD)                       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN NBA Basketball: Clippers at Nuggets              SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N)        NBA Basketball: Thunder at Bulls                 Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Switched at Birth        The Fosters (CC)        Shaun T’s Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Prince                  Life Today
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)         The Five (HD)           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Worst Cooks              My. Diners My. Diners Diners        Diners       Worst Cooks             Anne Burrell            Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               FX Chozen Archer            Archer      Chozen      Louie       Louie        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Earn Big $ Paid Prog. Cancer           Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers          Cheers       Frasier      Frasier    Frasier      Frasier    Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Swamp People (12:01) Swamp People (1:01) Cryptid: Beast                  No Man’s Land (3:03) Paid Prog. B-25 Bomber                  Paid Prog.
             HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Paid Prog. Diets 2.0 Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Hoarders (12:02)        Hoarders (1:02) (CC) Hoarders (2:02) (CC) Preachers’ Daughters Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog.
            MSNBC All In With Chris        Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.       Clubland (TVPG)         Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG)
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends George           George      George       George Lopez (3:12) George           George     George       G. Lopez
              OXY Sex and the City (10:30) ›››         Sex-City Bad Girls-Bat.              Cancer       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Man Fire Out of Time (PG-13, ‘03) ››, Eva Mendes (HD)                    Jail (CC) Entourage Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              SYFY Being Human (TV14) Lost Girl (CC) (TV14) Helix (HD) (TV14)               Geek Wedding            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)             Holmes      Vertical Limit (PG-13, ‘00) ›› (Chris O’Donnell) (HD)         Married    Married      Earl
              TCM Ride High Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid (12:45) (R, ‘73) ›› (CC)          The Painted Hills (G) Take Me Out to the Ball Game (4:15) ››
              TLC Gypsy Sisters (TV14) Gypsy Wedding               Gypsy Sisters (TV14) Popoff           Paid Prog. Derm         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Private Lives            Law & Order (1:02)      Law & Order (2:02)       The Closer (3:02)       The Closer (TVPG)       Smallville (TV14)
             TOON Chicken Aqua             Squidbill. Fam. Guy Rick            Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Chicken Ghost                  Squidbill. Cleveland King/Hill
             TRUTV Lizard      Lizard      Lizard      Lizard      Lizard      Lizard       Lizard       Lizard     Full Throttle Saloon Vegas Jail Clean!
            TVLAND Everybody-Raymond Raymond Soul Man Cosby                    Cosby        Cosby        Cosby      Soul Man ’70s Show ’70s Show Divorced
              USA NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles       NCIS: Los Angeles        NCIS: Los Angeles       Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Basketball Wives LA Fabulous Life               Single Ladies (TV14) Basketball Wives LA Who’s the Man? (R, ‘93) ›› (Ed Lover)
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good        Shake It ANT Farm Deck              Deck         Wizards Wizards Deck                 Deck       Fish         Phineas
              ENC The Notebook (11:05) The Gingerbread Man (1:15) (R, ‘98) ››               Something Wild (3:15) (R) ›››                   Legend (5:15) ››
              HBO Girls (CC) A Good Day to Die Hard (12:40) (R, ‘13) ›› Real Time, Bill                  Small Town Saturday Night (3:20) Paycheck, Pay.
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              MAX Beautiful Creatures (12:05) (HD)                 Banshee (2:10) (CC) Sin City Diaries Feature 2: Inside Out (3:10) Inhuman Resources
             SHOW Lies         Comedy Original Sin (R, ‘01) › (CC) (HD)                     Out of Sight (R, ‘98) ››› (HD)                  Junior (5:05) ›››
             STARZ Grown Ups 2 (11:20) Bad Santa (1:05) ›››                    This Is the End (2:40) (R) ›››                    The Amazing Spider-Man ›››
              TMC Girls Against Boys (R) Dazed and Confused (1:10) (R, ‘93) ›››             The Motorcycle Diaries (R, ‘04) ›››             Wish Me Away (5:10)
                 Movies                 Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                     TUESDAY MORNING                                               March 15-21, 2014                                    30

                      6 am         6:30       7 am         7:30       8 am        8:30        9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute       Minute       Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today (N) (CC) (HD)                                 Live With Kelly           Today (N) (CC)          Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                              Dr. Phil (N) (TV14)     Bay Area Derm
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                           (CC) (TVPG)               (CC) (TVG)              Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg                Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger                Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)           ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (N) (TVPG)        (TV14)                  News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou      Curious Cat in the Peg              Dinosaur Clifford         Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)                News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Ed Norton; Maisie Williams. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                        News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                      Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Focus T25 America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Drop Lbs! Hair Loss Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China                  Paid Prog. Health         J. Meyer Hate Hair? P90X3!           Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)        Good Day (N) (HD)      Good Day (N) (HD)         Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal Close Up Journal Global                    Euro        Kick Off! Journal       Agenda Journal            Close up News/Kick Euromaxx
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Fix Hair People               Justice    The Dr. Oz Show           Justice      Justice    Court        Court
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                         Pagado     Gran Cine                                         A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Life Today Paid Prog. Queen Latifah             Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                              Acceso       La Promesa (HD)
               R Cambio de Vida            Noticiero Deporte Hechos AM (7:50)                                        El Coffee Break         Cosas de la Vida
               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                               WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                 Dinosaur
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               ¨ Newsweek France 24 Kazakh Hello                    ETV         Price      Newsline NHK              News         RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Bay Vista California Hair Loss Paid Prog. Bible                Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hate Hair? AntiAging Married             Point Brk.
               ¥ Derm           Wommack J. Meyer Prince             Life Today Making      The 700 Club (TVG) Health                         Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E PAIN          Paid Prog. Dog         Dog          Dog         Dog        Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Cancer            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Comic         Game of Arms (CC) Die Hard (R, ‘88) ››› (HD)
              ANIM My Cat From Hell        Animal Cops Phil.        Animal Cops Phil.      Pit Bulls and Parolees Tanked: Unfiltered         Dirty Jobs (TV14)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)               Popoff       Matters     Matters    My Wife My Wife The Game The Game 35 & Ticking (R, ‘11)
            BRAVO Housewives/NYC           Housewives/NYC           Housewives/NYC                      Housewives/NYC                       Housewives/NYC
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)          CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)               Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                             This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                   Wolf (N) (HD)           CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Hard Core Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Shaun T’s Shaun T’s Daily                   Colbert      Sunny        South Pk Comedy Kroll Show
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Butt Lift! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                   Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.               Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                       Disappeared (TVPG) Wicked Attraction
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Saved/        Saved/       Saved/      Saved/     Spring Breakdown (R) (Parker Posey) (HD)          RichKids RichKids
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)          MLB Baseball
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        Numbers Never Lie SportsCenter (N)                SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Drenda          ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                       Happening Now (N) (HD)                           America’s News HQ The Real Story
             FOOD Paid Prog. Hip Hop Paid Prog. SHARK! Derm                     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Grill It!      America Home            Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hellboy II: The Golden Army (PG-13, ‘08) ››› (HD)              Battle: Los Angeles (PG-13) ›› (Aaron Eckhart) (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Modern Marvels (TVG) Apocalypse Man               Nostradamus Effect Nostradamus Effect Nostradamus Effect
             HGTV Paid Prog. Donna         Selling NY Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl
              LIFE Cancer       Paid Prog. Balancing Balancing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier               Frasier      Frasier      Frasier    Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                     Andrea Mitchell           Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) Being Amber (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) 16 and Pregnant
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                     PAW          Umizoomi Dora the Explorer           Bubble       Bubble
              OWN The Dr. Oz Show          The Dr. Oz Show          Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY The Fugitive (PG-13, ‘93) ››› (Harrison Ford)                 Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City The Face (TVPG)
             SPIKE Hard Core Shaun T’s Sexiest         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Tattoo          Tattoo       Tattoo       Tattoo     Tattoo       Tattoo
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Destination Truth           Destination Truth         Destination Truth       Geek Wedding
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married      There       Browns Payne            Full House Prince         Prince     Prince       Deal With
              TCM The Boy With Green Hair ›››          Because You’re Mine (NR, ‘52) ›› (CC)            Thrill of a Romance (NR, ‘45) ››› (CC)            Rancho
               TLC Cake         Cake       Multiples Baby           Baby        Quints     Kate Plus 8 (TVPG) 600 Pound Mom                  Extreme Extreme
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)           Charmed (TVPG)         Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Ben 10               Beyblade Pokémon Scooby             Aloha, Scooby-Doo ›› (HD)              Garfield Looney Tunes (TVY)
              TRAV Airport      Airport    No Reservation           Dangerous Grounds Dangerous Grounds Dangerous Grounds Dangerous Grounds
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Focus T25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cancer            Paid Prog. World’s Dumbest...        World’s Dumbest...      Pawn         Worked
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Tummy        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Griffith         Andy Griffith Show        Griffith   Gunsmoke (11:09)
              USA Chrisley Chrisley The Adjustment Bureau (PG-13) ›› (HD)                  Law & Order: SVU          Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music           VH1 Plus Music         Music        Gossip       Morning Buzz            T.I.-Tiny Bsk.
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TV14)
              DISN Henry        Chugging Ella the      Mickey       Pirates     Mickey     Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia              Mickey     Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Legend (5:15) ››         King Arthur (6:50) (PG-13, ‘04) ››              Stepmom (PG-13, ‘98) ›› (CC)                      Harley Davidsn
              HBO Oblivion French Kiss (PG-13) ›› (HD)                          Kathleen Snitch (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (CC) (HD)                    Fantastic Four ››
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              MAX Inhuman Original Gangstas (6:35) (R) ›› New Year’s Eve (8:15) › (HD)                               The East (10:15), ‘13 ››› (HD)
             SHOW Junior (5:05) ›››        Agent Cody Banks 2                   For Love or Money (8:45), ‘93 (HD)                October Sky (PG) (HD)
             STARZ Amazing Spdr            Joe Dirt (6:55), ‘01 ›               Brave (8:45) (PG, ‘12) ››› (CC)                   Grown Ups 2 (10:20) ›
              TMC Wish Me Away (5:10) Knuckleball! (6:50) (NR, ‘12) ›› The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, ‘11 Twilight Saga: Breaking 2
                  Movies                 Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                  TUESDAY AFTERNOON                                                March 15-21, 2014                                     31

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm         5:30
              ^     News       Big World Trisha Goddard              Maury (CC) (TV14)        Minute       Minute    The Dr. Oz Show           News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                    Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)            The Dr. Oz Show           News         NBC News
              $     Larry King Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU              The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful        (TV14)
                                                                     The Queen Latifah
                                                                     Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                              The People’s Court
                                                                                              (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                     Judge
                                                                                                                     Judy
                                                                                                                                   Judge
                                                                                                                                   Judy
                                                                                                                                               KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                               News
                                                                                                                                                            CBS
                                                                                                                                                            Evening
               & Sid           Thomas Clifford           Cook’s      Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Greener Newsline News                              Business
                    The Chew “Meatball      General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie Newly thin                ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                  World
               _ Mania” (N) (CC)            (CC) (TVPG)              lionaire     (TVG)       women; Mandisa.        (N) (CC) (HD)             News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)          Check        Kitchen Kitchen News                 PBS NewsHour (N)       News          Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (N) (CC)          General Hospital (N) Millionaire Minute           Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres              News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres                              News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold         The Talk (CC) (TV14) Queen Latifah                Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p           News         CBS News
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                     Hoy (HD)                 La Mujer del           El Gordo y la Flaca       Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                              ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Spring Breezes By         Path        Paid Prog. Free $        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music          Beat        Focus T25 Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge        Bill Cunningham          The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                   Steve Harvey (TVPG)
               @ Journal In Focus Classic Art Showcase Euro                       Made in Journal          In Focus Journal        Agenda Classic Art Showcase
               D Cops Rel. Cops Rel. The Test (CC) (TV14) Trisha Goddard                      Maury (CC) (TV14)      TMZ Live (N) (TVPG) Middle             Middle
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)                The Test (CC) (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show          Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News                  News
               J Don Cheto                  Cine de la Tarde                                  Lagrimita y Costel     Estrellas Hoy             Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                    Judge        Judge       Bill Cunningham        The Office King           King         Fam. Guy
               P Avenida Brasil (HD)                                 Suelta la Sopa           Lo Mejor               Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                    Cuando Seas Mía          Callamos Mujeres       Grachi (TVY)              Ventaneando
               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney              Caillou     Thomas Builder           Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur              Martha       WordGirl
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               ¨ China         Euromaxx Midday (N) (TVPG)            Gener        Sit/Be Fit Ciao Italia Signing Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± Point Break (11:30) (R, ‘91) ››› (HD)               Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14)
               ¥ Marriage: Bettr            Hair Loss Word Pictures (CC) J. Meyer Activate Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E CSI: Miami (TV14)         Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)          The First 48 (TVPG) The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC Die Hard (10:30) ››› (HD)              Die Hard 2 (R, ‘90) ››› (Bruce Willis) (HD)                 Die Hard (R, ‘88) ››› (Bruce Willis) (HD)
              ANIM Swamp Wars (TVPG) Gator Boys (TVPG) Finding Bigfoot                        Finding Bigfoot        Savage Alaska             Frozen Planet (TVPG)
               BET 35 & Ticking (11) (R, ‘11) (CC)       He’s Mine Not Yours (NR, ‘11) (Caryn Ward) (CC) (HD)        Matters       Fam. Mat. The Game The Game
            BRAVO Housewives/NYC            Happens Couch            Housewives/NYC           Housewives/NYC         Real Housewives           Real Housewives
              CMT Dukes-Hazzard             Sleepless in Seattle (PG, ‘93) ››› (Tom Hanks) (HD)                      Extreme Makeover          Reba         Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                         Fast Money (N)           Mad Money (N)          The Kudlow Report Shark Tank (TVPG)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                      The Situation Room (N) (HD)           Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Commun Fired Up (12:19) (PG-13, ‘09) › (CC) (HD)                Tosh.0      Tosh.0       Tosh.0    Tosh.0        Tosh.0      Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Playing Playing The Dan Patrick Show Poker                                  Basket.      Report    Legends                   SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                   Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Sins & Secrets (TV14) Backyard Oil: After Game of Stones                    Game of Stones         Amish Mafia (TV14) Amish Mafia (TV14)
                E! E! News (TVPG)           Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Chrisley Kardashian                                   13 Going on 30, ‘04
             ESPN MLB Baseball              NFL Live (N) (CC)        Around       Pardon      SportsCenter (N)       College Basketball
             ESPN2 Outside Insiders Question Question Insiders ESPN FC Around Pardon                                 College Basketball
              FAM Pretty Little Liars       Pretty Little Liars      Pretty Little Liars      Pretty Little Liars    Pretty Little Liars       Pretty Little Liars
              FNC Shepard Smith             Neil Cavuto              The Five (N) (HD)        Special Report         Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Money                 Dinners Secrets          30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada           Contessa Contessa Pioneer Trisha’s
                FX Easy A (PG-13) ››› (Emma Stone) (HD)              Two Men Two Men Grown Ups (PG-13, ‘10) › (HD)                             Saint        How I Met
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                     Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST Nostradamus Effect Nostradamus Effect Nostradamus Effect Nostradamus Effect Nostradamus Effect 9/11 Conspiracies
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Charmed (TVPG)                        Charmed (CC) (TV14) Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)        Alex Wagner              The Ed Show (N)          PoliticsNation (N)     Hardball Matthews         All In With Chris
              MTV 16 and Pregnant           16 and Pregnant          16 and Pregnant          16 and Pregnant        Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code
              NICK PAW         PAW          Wally        Peter       Rabbids Sponge. Sponge. Parents Parents Sanjay                            Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Oprah: Where Now? Oprah: Where Now? Oprah: Where Now? Oprah: Where Now? Oprah: Where Now?
              OXY Bad Girls-Bat.            Bad Girls-Bat.           Bad Girls-Bat.           Bad Girls-Bat.         Bad Girls-Bat.            Bad Girls-Bat.
             SPIKE Tattoo      Tattoo       Tattoo       Tattoo      Tattoo       Tattoo      Tattoo       Tattoo    Tattoo        Tattoo      Tattoo Nation ›››
              SYFY Face Off (TVPG)          Face Off (HD) (TV14)                  Face Off Face Off (TV14)           Face Off (TV14)           Face Off (TV14)
               TBS Deal With Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Cougar                   Friends      Friends   Friends       Friends     King         King
              TCM Rancho Notorious, ‘52 Two Weeks With Love (1:15) (NR, ‘50) ››               On an Island With You (NR, ‘48) ›› (CC)          Carson       Carson
               TLC What Not to Wear         19 Kids and Counting Couple           Couple      Say Yes Say Yes Gown                 Gown        Medium Medium
               TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)        Bones (CC) (TV14)        Bones (CC) (TV14)        Bones (CC) (TV14)      Castle “Still” (TVPG) Castle (CC) (TVPG)
             TOON Tom & Jerry (TVG)         Tom-Jerry Tom-Jerry Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular
              TRAV Food Paradise (TVPG) Bizarre Foods                Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods               Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods (TVPG)
             TRUTV Lizard      Lizard       Lizard       Lizard      Lizard       Lizard      NCAA         2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (HD) (Live)
            TVLAND Gunsmoke Gunsmoke (TVPG)              Gunsmoke (1:40) (CC) (TVPG)          Bonanza (2:50) (TVG) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Andy Griffith Show
              USA Law & Order: SVU          Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU          Law & Order: SVU
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              DISN Mickey      Little       Little       Little      Austin       Austin      Dog          Dog       Dog           Dog         Win, Lose Good
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7 p.m.                                                           Tuesday                                       8:30 p.m.
^ The Big Bang Theory                                                                                          4 Community Shirley plans a
Leonard prepares for a three-         TNT Rizzoli & Isles A musician       through the neighborhood. (CC)      holiday party; a bully chal-
month science expedition. (CC)        is stabbed in a bar; the squad       (HD) (TVPG)                         lenges Jeff. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(HD) (TVPG)                           realizes that the stabbing vic-      V Nature Predatory pythons          D Modern Family Phil is excit-
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)           tim had something to hide. (CC)      thrive in Everglades National       ed to discuss his job with Luke,
(HD) (TVPG)                           (HD) (TV14)                          Park. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              Manny and their classmates on
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)           USA Law & Order: Special Vic-        ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                  career day. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
% ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)             tims Unit A doctor is suspected      ± Criminal Minds The team           ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
(TVPG)                                of prescribing ineffective treat-    tracks a suspect targeting peo-     COM Tosh.0 Daniel sleeping;
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)           ment to AIDS patients. (CC)          ple in Detroit; Blake receives a    cocky cheerleader gets a Web
(TVG)                                 (HD) (TV14)                          life-changing proposition. (CC)     redemption. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
) Nightly Business Report                                                                                      E! Chrisley Knows Best Todd
                                                                           (HD) (TV14)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                                                            Chrisley micromanages his fam-
                                                                           BRAVO The Real Housewives
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          7:30 p.m.                            of New York City Heather hosts      ily just like his business and
` NCIS The team must identi-                                                                                   tries to stay ahead. (HD) (TV14)
fy the target when a bomb goes        ^ The Big Bang Theory                her own birthday party; Aviva
                                      Wolowitz considers taking            tries get back on Ramona’s          HIST Counting Cars Danny dis-
off at a military charity concert.                                                                             covers the rarest Cadillac col-
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  things with Bernadette to the        good side. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                      next level. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         COM Kroll Show Bobby Bottle-        lection ever; Horny Mike has
H L Two and a Half Men                                                                                         30 days to move his bus. (CC)
Alan seeks revenge when he            # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         service helps Farley record her
                                      $ Entertainment Tonight (N)          single; C-Czar reconnects with      (HD) (TVPG)
discovers that Charlie stole his
high-school girlfriend. (CC) (HD)     (CC) (HD)                            his long-lost mother. (HD)
                                      % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)
(TV14)
                                      (TVPG)
                                                                           (TV14)
                                                                           DSC Amish Mafia: The Devil’s
                                                                                                               9 p.m.
V Revolutionaries (CC) (HD)
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)                 _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)             Cut In the Amish settlement in      ^ H New Girl A chance en-
± Criminal Minds The team             (CC) (HD) (TVG)                      Lancaster County, Pa., Lebanon      counter lands Jess and Cece
profiles a suspect who abducts        ) Spark Mary Sano dedicates          Levi is responsible for keeping     an invite to a party at Prince’s
women to fulfill a personal ob-       her life to preserving the work      the peace. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)     mansion. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
session. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             of Isadora Duncan; Ron Nagle         E! The Fabulist Panel whose         # + (9:01) About a Boy
BRAVO The Real Housewives             blends ceramics and rock and         fingers are on the pulse of         Marcus turns to Will for advice
of Atlanta Kenya tells                roll; visual artist Sandow Birk.     worldwide beauty, fashion and       on getting invited to a party. (N)
Lawrence about her thoughts           (CC) (HD)                            lifestyle trends. (TVPG)            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
on Porsha and Kendall; the            + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)          FAM Pretty Little Liars (Sea-       $ Bones The team suspects
group goes into the jungle. (HD)      (HD) (TVPG)                          son Finale) Aria, Hannah,           colleagues when an intern’s re-
(TV14)                                ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)              Spencer and Emily learn what        mains are found in an incinera-
COM The Colbert Report (CC)           (TVPG)                               really happened to Ali on the       tor. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                           D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           night that she disappeared. (N)     % NCIS: Los Angeles When a
DSC Clash of the Ozarks Kerry         H L Two and a Half Men               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    gang identifies and executes an
misses out on a land deal; sur-       Charlie’s mother borrows the         HBO (8:15) Making: Silicon          undercover agent, the team
veyors are spotted on Crow’s          Mercedes to impress a Saudi          Valley Mike Judge brings his ir-    must locate a mole. (N) (CC)
land; Marty and Crow go toe-to-       prince. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             reverent brand of humor to          (HD) (TV14)
toe. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 COM The Daily Show With Jon          HBO in this new series. (N)         _ * (9:01) The Goldbergs
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)            Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)             (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Murray retaliates when Beverly
FAM Pretty Little Liars The                                                HIST Counting Cars A dad            swaps out his favorite easy
                                                                                                               chair with something new. (N)
girls help out at a charity event
in order to gain access to Mrs.
                                      8 p.m.                               gives the ultimate surprise
                                                                           16th birthday gift; a customer      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
DiLaurentis’ home. (CC) (HD)          ^ H Glee Past and current            is frustrated by a design error.    ` (9:01) Person of Interest
(TV14)                                members of New Directions re-        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Root looks for a janitor with a
FX Two and a Half Men When            unite to reinvent their favorite     LIFE Dance Moms A new girl          mysterious past, but her pres-
Chelsea and Alan become best          performances. (N) (CC) (HD)          tries out for Abby’s team; Cathy    ence puts him in danger. (N)
friends, Charlie tries to take ad-    (TV14)                               prepares her team to end            (CC) (HD) (TV14)
vantage of the situation. (CC)        # + The Voice Vocalists              Abby’s winning streak. (N) (CC)     ? L Supernatural Crowley
(HD) (TV14)                           compete against each other.          (HD) (TVPG)                         promises to find the first blade,
HBO (7:15) Real Time With             (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 OWN The Haves and the Have          but ends up falling off the wag-
Bill Maher Host Bill Maher of-        $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)          Nots Despite Wyatt’s actions        on. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
fers his unique perspective on        (HD)                                 and Candace’s threats, Jim          D The Big Bang Theory
contemporary issues. (CC) (HD)        % NCIS The team must identi-         readies his campaign an-            Wolowitz considers taking
(TVMA)                                fy the target when a bomb goes                                           things with Bernadette to the
                                                                           nouncement. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
HIST Pawn Stars The team              off at a military charity concert.                                       next level. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                           SPIKE Ink Master Poisonous
checks out a Gatling gun; 1915        (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                           scorpions, tarantulas and eye-      V NOVA Bloom of bamboo in
Ford Model T taxi; Rick gets an       _ * Marvel Studios: Assem-                                               Mizoram spurs an explosion in
                                      bling a Universe Interviews and      balls are tattooed; one artist
1863 Sharps rifle. (CC) (HD)                                                                                   rat population. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                      behind-the-scenes footage pro-       snaps. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TVPG)
                                                                           STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       ¨ Donna Detective Lisa Mi-
OWN The Haves and the Have            vide an inside look at the Mar-                                          lani investigates murders in
Nots Candace represents Han-          vel cinematic universe. (N) (CC)     Bechhi is accused of spying for
                                                                                                               Rome’s subway system. (TVPG)
                                      (HD) (TVPG)                          Rome; Leonardo reveals his lat-
na in court; Amanda slips into                                                                                 ± Criminal Minds The team
the professors room while his         ) John D. Rockefeller: Ameri-        est weapon as the armies of
                                                                                                               investigates a series of deaths
family sleeps. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       can Experience John D. Rocke-        Rome and Florence face off.
                                                                                                               in Manhattan that seem to be
SPIKE Ink Master A new group          feller Jr. dedicates his life to     (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                                                                                               related to ecstasy overdoses.
of artists must earn an Ink           restoring his family’s name.         SYFY Face Off The artists play      (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Master shop by first tattooing        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     the part of mad scientist and       A&E Storage Wars (Season
hundreds of canvases. (CC)            ` NCIS: Los Angeles When a           must create a human guinea          Premiere) The locker-lookers re-
(HD) (TV14)                           gang identifies and executes an      pig. (HD) (TV14)                    turn to Montebello, Calif.,
STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)         undercover agent, the team           TLC The Little Couple Finally       where Darrell hopes to repeat
Riario discusses his defeat           must locate a mole. (N) (CC)         leaving for India to pick up        past successes. (N) (CC) (HD)
with the pope and a mysterious        (HD) (TV14)                          Zoey; new siblings WIll and         (TVPG)
prisoner; Leonardo searches           4 30 Rock Liz must make              Zoey react to each other. (CC)      BRAVO The Real Housewives
for an explanation when the           change her living arrangements       (HD) (TVG)                          of New York City Aviva gets a
Medicis are blamed for an out-        when her apartment building is       TNT Rizzoli & Isles When a          book deal for her memoir; Son-
break of demonic possession           converted to condos. (CC) (HD)       food truck chef dies suddenly,      ja meets Aviva’s ex-husband for
at a convent. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)        (TV14)                               all signs point to poisoning;       dinner. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
SYFY Face Off The ancient cul-        ? L The Originals Elijah             Tommy announces some big            COM Tosh.0 Daniel meets a
ture of Japan inspires the            takes matters into his own           plans. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             princess; a magical item re-
artists. (HD) (TV14)                  hands; the Mikaelsons throw          USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       turns to you after being thrown;
TLC Long Island Medium Larry          an extravagant party. (N) (CC)       tims Unit Elliot Stabler puts his   Lohanthony. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Jr. gets his first full time job;     (HD) (TV14)                          marriage at risk when he goes
an empty house. (CC) (HD)             D Modern Family Claire in-           under cover with Olivia. (CC)
(TVPG)                                tends to stop a car that speeds      (HD) (TV14)                            Continued on next page
TVTIMES                             TUESDAY EVENING                                      March 15-21, 2014                               33

DSC Amish Mafia Levi and Es-         arm; Tasha faces a difficult de-    est weapon as the armies of         BET Let’s Stay Together Stacy
ther prepare to marry; John          cision. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            Rome and Florence face off.         and Kita try to help Crystal
gathers new information;             COM Tosh.0 Daniel speaks to         (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                    plan her faux-wedding to Dark-
Wayne gets revenge on Ruck.          Congress and has lunch with a       FAM Pretty Little Liars Aria,       anian. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 homeless man; Web redemp-           Hannah, Spencer and Emily           COM Kroll Show Armond
E! Total Divas Bryan proposes        tion. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              learn what really happened to       moves in with his taxidermist
to Brie; Nikki and John Cena’s       HIST Counting Cars Danny            Ali on the night that she disap-    father; Bobby Bottleservice con-
future is uncertain. (HD) (TV14)     takes on a Route 66-inspired        peared. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            fronts a cheater. (N) (HD)
ENC Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)          Chevy; Danny teams up with          FX Justified Raylan and Boyd        (TV14)
Riario discusses his defeat          Rick Dale on an unusual proj-       collide on the hunt for Dewey       HBO VICE Investigating the
with the pope and a mysterious       ect. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               Crowe; bad blood in the Crowe       misuse of American taxpayer
prisoner; Leonardo searches                                              family boils over. (N) (HD)         dollars intended for reconstruc-
for an explanation when the                                              (TVMA)                              tion in Afghanistan; the city of
Medicis are blamed for an out-       10 p.m.                             HBO Girls Hannah invites Elijah     Rio de Janeiro takes extreme
break of demonic possession          # + Chicago Fire Severide           to join her in her quest to com-    measures to remedy its reputa-
at a convent. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)       feels compelled to help a man;      plete an assignment; Jessa          tion as a drug and murder capi-
FAM (9:01) Twisted Charlie’s         Casey and Boden struggle with       looks for a job; Hannah,            tal. (Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD)
growing relationship with Jo         Jones’ father’s orders. (N) (CC)    Shoshanna and Elijah attend         (TVMA)
concerns Danny; Lacey takes a        (HD) (TV14)                         Marnie’s performance. (CC)          HIST (10:31) American
liking to Whitney’s wild side.       $ Bones A time capsule              (HD) (TVMA)                         Restoration An early 1900s
(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 buried 20 years earlier holds       HIST American Restoration A         electro-shock alarm clock is
HIST Counting Cars Roli com-         the corpse of an adolescent.        1950s Cushman ice cream             brought in; a vintage 1940s
pletes his electric car; a family    (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    cart is brought in; Leonard         Wayne gas pump. (CC) (HD)
truck for MLB pitcher Matt Man-      % (10:01) Person of Interest        takes his first treasure hunting    (TVPG)
tei. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                Root looks for a janitor with a     trip. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              SHOW Episodes Beverly tries to
LIFE Dance Moms Payton               mysterious past, but her pres-      LIFE Kim of Queens Allisyn          keep Sean on course; Matt
struggles to perform a chal-         ence puts him in danger. (N)        takes Kim to a race track; a        learns that he must audition for
lenging number; Maddie and           (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    girl’s hidden talent. (N) (CC)      a lead role. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
Mackenzie compete against            _ * Mind Games A con-               (HD) (TVPG)
each other. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                MAX Banshee Lucas and Car-
(TVPG)
                                     gressman’s son hires the firm
                                     to help prevent his father from     rie steel themselves for a          11 p.m.
OWN The Haves and the Have           breaking a campaign promise.        showdown with a vengeful Rab-       ^ Modern Family Phil is excit-
Nots The judge rules in Tony’s       (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                bit and his ruthless soldiers;      ed to discuss his job with Luke,
favor; Hanna begs Tony to keep       ) Frontline Migrant women           Rebecca proves her allegiance.      Manny and their classmates on
Benny on life support. (CC)          working in fields deal with sexu-   (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                    career day. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(HD) (TV14)                          al assault. (CC) (TV14)             OWN The Haves and the Have          ) VOCES on PBS Loreta Ve-
SPIKE Ink Master The remain-         4 Community Pierce thinks he        Nots Candace tries to black-        lasquez fights for Confederacy
ing 10 artists tattoo bikini clad    is dying and gathers the group      mail Jim and David during their     in the Civil War. (CC) (HD)
twins; one artist lands in the       to bequeath his final gifts. (CC)   campaign event; Wyatt is ar-        (TVPG)
emergency room. (CC) (HD)            (HD) (TVPG)                         rested. (HD) (TV14)                 ` Late Show With David Let-
(TV14)                               ? The Middle Mike involves          SHOW House of Lies Marty and        terman Actor Matt Damon;
STARZ Black Sails (iTV) Flint        Brick in various activities to      the Pod tour Lukas’ old neigh-      Lenny Kravitz performs. (CC)
comes clean with Gates; Ran-         help him interact with others.      borhood; Monica seeks help;         (HD) (TVPG)
dall’s actions cause problems        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Lex embarrasses Roscoe. (CC)        4 Cheaters Tanisha realizes
for Silver; Eleanor suffers a        D Seinfeld Jerry lifts weights      (HD) (TVMA)                         Rodney is unfaithful; follow-up
loss; Max helps Rackham; Vane        with his parents’ Florida neigh-    SPIKE Ink Master Getting up         with Marty. (CC) (TVPG)
faces his biggest challenge.         bor (Lloyd Bridges). (CC) (HD)      close and awkward with naked        H L The Arsenio Hall Show
(CC) (HD) (TVMA)                     (TVPG)                              canvases. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)      (CC) (HD) (TV14)
SYFY Face Off The artists            H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)         STARZ Black Sails (iTV) The         V Yellowstone: Land to Life
must create a never before           (TVPG)                              hunt for the Urca begins; things    The geologic story of Yellow-
seen of characters. (N) (HD)         L KPIX 5 News on the CW             change for Eleanor; Bonny and       stone, the first national park.
(TV14)                               (N) (HD)                            Rackham are haunted by their        (CC) (HD) (TVG)
TLC The Little Couple: Big Up-       V Return of the Wolves: The         past sins. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)         ¨ Biz Asia America (N)
dates Jen starts to feel ill as      Next Chapter The reintroduc-        SYFY Foxy & Co. (Series Pre-        ± Flashpoint Ed gambles with
the family travels to New Delhi;     tion of wolves into Yellowstone     miere) (N) (CC) (HD)                his own safety; Robyn drains
forced into making a difficult       National Park and parts of Ida-     TBS Cougar Town Jules and           her family bank accounts to
decision. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       ho. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                 Bobby’s crime fighting per-         help Dan get out of debt. (CC)
TNT Rizzoli & Isles (Season Fi-      ± Criminal Minds The Replica-       sonas; decorating Laurie’s          (HD) (TV14)
nale) A senator’s daughter is        tor zeroes in on a member of        apartment. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)     A&E (11:01) Storage Wars The
found murdered; Tommy begins         the BAU team. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      TLC The Little Couple Bill must     bidders make a return visit to
to slip back into old habits. (N)    A&E Barry’d Treasure (Series        finish up Zoey’s adoption           San Bernardino, Calif.; Barry ar-
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                     Premiere) Barry visits Philadel-    alone; a family crisis. (N) (CC)    rives bearing gifts. (CC) (HD)
                                     phia with Kenny, an old friend      (HD) (TVG)                          (TVPG)
                                     from his storage-locker days;       TNT (10:01) Perception (Sea-        BET The Game Brittany’s pre-
9:30 p.m.                            small furniture. (N) (CC) (HD)      son Finale) Pierce’s mental sta-    prom party; Keira attempts a
^ H Brooklyn Nine-Nine Dur-          (TVPG)                              bility is questioned when he is     reconciliation. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
ing a weekend off, Jake de-          BET The Game Brittany’s pre-        accused of stalking his ex-girl-    BRAVO Watch What Happens:
cides to tackle a cold case that     prom party; Keira attempts a        friend. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)        Live Author Carole Radziwill; ac-
everyone thinks is unsolvable.       reconciliation. (N) (CC) (HD)       USA Chrisley Knows Best (N)         tress Kristin Cavallari. (N) (HD)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 (TV14)                              (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    COM The Daily Show With Jon
# + (9:31) Growing Up Fish-          BRAVO The Real Housewives                                               Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)
er Mel and Joyce have difficulty     of Atlanta Kenya tells                                                  DSC Amish Mafia Levi and Es-
agreeing on how to discipline        Lawrence about her thoughts         10:30 p.m.                          ther prepare to marry; John
Katie. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          on Porsha and Kendall; the          4 30 Rock Jack tells Liz that,      gathers new information;
_ * (9:31) Trophy Wife Kate          group goes into the jungle. (HD)    despite what she thinks, she is     Wayne gets revenge on Ruck.
tries to ignore stress as wed-       (TV14)                              not over Floyd. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)    (CC) (HD) (TV14)
ding planning continues; the         COM Tosh.0 (N) (CC) (HD)            ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         E! Chelsea Lately Comic Jen
family receives bad news. (N)        (TV14)                              D Friends Rachel and Phoebe         Kirkman; comic Ross Mathews;
(CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)       DSC Clash of the Ozarks Mark        catch Monica and Chandler in a      actor Theo James. (N) (HD)
D The Big Bang Theory                is made a full member of the        passionate kiss. (CC) (HD)          (TV14)
Leonard prepares for a three-        family, causing tension between     (TVPG)                              FX (11:15) Justified Raylan
month science expedition. (CC)       Crowbar and Marty. (N) (CC)         L The Office When Angela            and Boyd collide on the hunt
(HD) (TVPG)                          (HD) (TV14)                         finds out about her husband’s       for Dewey Crowe; bad blood in
A&E Storage Wars Rene and            E! Total Divas Nikki faces a life   affair, she goes to Dwight for      the Crowe family boils over.
Casey take on rival couple Jar-      without her boyfriend; Summer       help. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              (HD) (TVMA)
rod and Brandi; Ivy encounters       Rae joins the main roster. (HD)     A&E Storage Wars The buyers         HIST (11:02) American
a furry friend. (N) (CC) (HD)        (TV14)                              visit Long Beach, Calif.; Darrell   Restoration Rick restores a re-
(TVPG)                               ENC Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)         and Brandon’s purchase could
BET The Game Malik under-            Bechhi is accused of spying for     brew up a tidy profit. (CC) (HD)
goes physical therapy for his        Rome; Leonardo reveals his lat-     (TVPG)                                 Continued on next page
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                        6 pm        6:30       7 pm        7:30        8 pm        8:30       9 pm        9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                       News       Modern   Big Bang Big Bang Glee “100” (N) (CC)           New Girl Brooklyn Ten O’clock News (N)             Modern      Seinfeld
                ^                 Family   Theory     Theory     (TV14)                    (TV14)        Nine-Nine (CC) (HD)                  Family      (TVPG)
                   KCRA 3         News     Access     Extra (N) The Voice (N) (CC)         About a Growing Chicago Fire (N) (CC)              News        Tonight
                # Reports                  Hollywood (TVPG)      (HD) (TVPG)               Boy (9:01) Up Fisher (TV14)                                    Show
                   KRON 4 Evening          The Insid- Entertain- KRON 4 News at 8 (N) Bones Remains in the Bones “Boy in the Time             News        Inside Edi-
                $ News (5) (N) (CC)        er (N)     ment Ton. (CC) (HD)                  incinerator. (TV14)      Capsule” (TV14)                       tion
                   KPIX 5 News at 6pm Family          Judge      NCIS (N) (CC) (TVPG) NCIS: Los Angeles (N) Person of Interest                KPIX 5      Late Show
                % (N) (HD)                 Feud       Judy (N)                             (CC) (TV14)              (10:01) (N) (TV14)        News        Letterman
                   PBS NewsHour (N)        KVIE Arts R. Steves’ 1964: American Experience The United States Frontline “Rape in the            Rotaries: Avalanche
                & (CC) (HD)                Showcase Europe       in 1964. (CC) (TVPG)                               Fields” (CC) (TV14)       on the Mountain
                   ABC7 News 6:00PM Jeopardy! Wheel of Marvel Studios: As- The Gold- Trophy                         Mind Games “Apophe-       ABC7        Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)            (N) (TVG) Fortune sembling a Universe bergs (N) Wife (9:31) nia” (N) (TVPG)                        News        Kimmel
                   PBS NewsHour (CC) Nightly          Spark      John D. Rockefeller: American Experience           Frontline “Rape in the    VOCES on PBS
                ) (HD)                     Business (CC)         John D. Rockefeller Jr. (CC) (TVPG)                Fields” (CC) (TV14)       “Rebel” (CC) (TVPG)
                   News 10 Inside Edi- Jeopardy! Wheel of Marvel Studios: As- The Gold- Trophy                      Mind Games “Apophe-       News        Jimmy
                * at 6:00pm tion (N) (N) (TVG) Fortune sembling a Universe bergs (N) Wife (9:31) nia” (N) (TVPG)                                          Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News Extra (N) Access            The Voice (N) (CC)        About a Growing Chicago Fire (N) (CC)              Bay Area Tonight
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)       (TVPG)     Hollywood (HD) (TVPG)                Boy (9:01) Up Fisher (TV14)                        News        Show
                   News         Entertain- NCIS (N) (CC) (TVPG) NCIS: Los Angeles (N) Person of Interest            CBS 13 News at 10p        Late Show With David
                `               ment Ton.                        (CC) (TV14)               (9:01) (N) (CC) (TV14) (N) (HD)                    Letterman (TVPG)
                   La Casa Noticiero De Que Te Quiero, Te Por Siempre Mi Amor Lo Que la Vida Me                     Qué Pobres Tan Ricos      Noticias 14
                . de la Risa Univisión Quiero (N) (TV14)         (N) (TV14)                Robó (N) (TV14)          (N) (TV14)
                   Meet the Meet the ABC7 News on KOFY 30 Rock Communi- ABC7 News at 9:00PM Communi- 30 Rock                                  Cheaters ABC7
                4 Browns Browns 7PM (N) (CC)
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                   TV Patrol Balitang Chinese News at 7          Hot Mom                   Little Daddy (TVPG) Chinese News at 10             Who is the Smartest
                : (Tagalog). America
                   The Mid- Engage- Family            Family     The Originals (N) (CC) Supernatural Crowley The Mid- The Insid-              CW31     Entertain-
                ? dle (TVPG) ment          Feud       Feud       (TV14)                    falls off the wagon. (N) dle (TVPG) er (N)         News (N) ment Ton.
                   World        World      Classic Arts Show-    News/Mad Tomorrow Journal               Close      World        World        Kpop     Kpop
                @ Channel Channel case (N) (Live) (TVG) e                    Today -       News          Up/Shift Channel Channel
                   How I Met How I Met KTVU           TMZ (N) Modern         Modern        Big Bang Big Bang Seinfeld Friends                 10 O’Clock News (CC)
                D                          News       (TVPG)     Family      Family        Theory        Theory     (TVPG)       (TVPG)       (HD)
                   FOX 40       TMZ (N) Two and a Two and a Glee “100” (N) (CC)            New Girl Brooklyn FOX 40 News (N) (CC)             The Arsenio Hall
                H News          (TVPG)     Half Men Half Men (TV14)                        (TV14)        Nine-Nine (TVPG)                     Show (CC) (TV14)
                   Que Jala- Estudio 2 Esto es Guerra (HD) Retofamosos                     Noches con Platanito Alarma TV Noticiero-          Universal Pare de
                J da                                                                       (HD)                                  Enri.        Church     Sufrir
                   The Simp- Family        Two and a Two and a The Originals (N) (CC) Supernatural Crowley KPIX 5                The Office   The Arsenio Hall
                L sons          Feud       Half Men Half Men (TV14)                        falls off the wagon. (N) News         (TV14)       Show (CC) (TV14)
                   Noticias Noticiero Caso Cerrado: Edi-         La Impostora (N) (HD) En Otra Piel (N) (HD) Camelia La Texana (N)            Noticias Titulares y
                P Tele          Telem      ción Estelar (TV14)                                                      (HD)                      Tele       Más
                   Noticiero Notic.        Cuna de Gato          Corazón en Condo- Hombre Tenías Que Al Extremo                               Notic.     Deporte
                R Azteca Azteca                                  minio                     Ser                                                Azteca     Caliente
                   Wild         Nightly    Revolutionaries (CC) Nature Predatory           NOVA Explosion in rat Return of the Wolves:        Yellow-    Music Voy-
                V Kratts        Business (HD)                    pythons in Florida.       population. (TVPG)       The Next Chapter          stone      ager
                Z Big Bang Big Bang Mod Fam Mod Fam Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14) News                                     The Office   The Office How I Met
                   RTE News S. Asia        The Debate (N) (CC) RT News Newsline Donna Detective “What Love” Murders in                        Biz Asia America (N)
                ¨               Newsline                         (N) (CC) (N) (CC) Rome’s subway system. (TVPG)
                   Criminal Minds A man Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds “No. 6” Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds “The                    Flashpoint “Wild Card”
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                ± begins a killing spree. (HD) (TV14)            (HD) (TV14)               (TV14)                   Replicator” (TV14)        (CC) (TV14)
                ≤ El Chavo (TVG)           Vivan los Niños (N) The Spirit (PG-13) › (Gabriel Macht) (HD)            La Viuda Negra (N)        Contacto Deportivo
                   The 700 Club (CC)       Pure Pas- 7th St.     Focus on Way of the Significant The Urban Life Today Paid Pro-               Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
                ¥ (HD) (TVG)               sion       Theatre    Israel      Master        Insights Alternative                  gram         gram        gram
                 Movies                  Children’s         Please check daily TV grids for updates                     News                       Sports

   cently picked 1800s coffee                    SYFY Face Off The artists              rector Lena Dunham; actor              COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-
   grinder; a collectible 1930s                  must create a never before             Hugh Dancy; Foster the People.         port (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
   fishing boat motor. (CC) (HD)                 seen of characters. (HD) (TV14)        (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)
   (TVPG)                                        TBS Conan Tom Hanks; The               % (11:35) Late Show With               HIST (11:32) American
   MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles                     Head and The Heart. (CC) (HD)          David Letterman Actor Matt Da-         Restoration The Pawn Stars
   Lyric is inspired to spice up a               (TV14)                                 mon; Lenny Kravitz performs.           bring in a 1950s atomic mis-
   romantic dinner with Estaban;                 TLC (11:02) The Little Couple:         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       sile pedal car; a client brings in
   Jade surprises Nathan with a                  Big Updates Jen starts to feel         _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel               a 1930s fare box. (CC) (HD)
   strip tease; Maricruz gives Ran-              ill as the family travels to New       Live Ashley Judd; Howie Man-           (TVPG)
   dall a second chance; Jade                    Delhi; forced into making a dif-       del; Sam Smith performs. (N)           MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
   confronts Patience about some                 ficult decision. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       Estaban talks to Lyric about
   familiar storylines; Patience is              TNT (11:02) Rizzoli & Isles A          ? Entertainment Tonight (N)            Maricruz and John; Lyric con-
                                                 senator’s daughter is found            (CC) (HD)
   shocked. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                     murdered; Tommy begins to                                                     fides in Patience; Ana Marie
   OWN The Haves and the Have                                                           V Music Voyager Murat Ertel            asks Patience to attend coun-
                                                 slip back into old habits. (CC)        of the electric folk band Baba
   Nots Despite Wyatt’s actions                  (HD) (TV14)                                                                   seling with her; Patience talks
                                                                                        Zula; hookah bar; clarinet play-
   and Candace’s threats, Jim                    TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Be-           er Serkan Cagri. (CC) (HD)             to Taariq on Ana Marie’s be-
   readies his campaign an-                      fore Ron and Bobby can protect         (TVG)                                  half. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
   nouncement. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  Ric Flair at a charity event, they     A&E (11:31) Storage Wars Jar-          SPIKE Tattoo Nightmares A
   SHOW Shameless Carl con-                      must endure a game of chick-           rod and Brandi experience royal        small butterfly with deep scars;
   nects with a girl in detention;               en. (HD) (TV14)                        pains in Highland, Calif. (CC)         a teddy bearer of bad news.
   Lip and Amanda grow closer;                                                          (HD) (TVPG)                            (CC) (HD) (TV14)
   Sheila returns with big plans;                                                       BET Let’s Stay Together Stacy          TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Bob-
   Fiona searches for a job; Mick-               11:30 p.m.                             and Kita try to help Crystal           by denies involvement with his
   ey spends time with Ian. (CC)                 ^ Seinfeld Jerry tries to refute       plan her faux-wedding to Dark-         ex; car is held hostage. (HD)
   (HD) (TVMA)                                   reports that he and George are         anian. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                (TV14)
   SPIKE Tattoo Nightmares Con-                  lovers; guest Paula Marshall.          BRAVO Chasing Maria Me-                USA Sirens A lightning strike at
   fronting a gory tattoo; a satanic             (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       nounos Maria celebrates her            a church compels the guys to
   symbol; ridding a man of bully-               # + (11:34) The Tonight                birthday with a luau-themed            think about karma. (CC) (HD)
   ing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                         Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Di-         party. (TVPG)                          (TV14)
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                      6 pm         6:30       7 pm         7:30       8 pm         8:30       9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                     Storage     Storage    Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Barry’d                               Storage Storage Storage
              A&E Wars           Wars       Wars         Wars        Wars          Wars       Wars (N) Wars (N) Treasure Wars                 Wars         Wars
                     Die Hard (4) (R, ‘88)  Die Hard With a Vengeance (R, ‘95) ››› (Bruce Willis) A New York cop Game of Arms (N)             Game of Arms (CC)
              AMC    ››› (CC) (HD)          must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge. (HD)                           (CC) (HD)                (HD)
                     Frozen Planet “Winter” Frozen Planet (CC)       Frozen Planet “Spring” Frozen Planet “Winter” Frozen Planet (CC)         Savage Alaska (HD)
              ANIM   (CC) (TVPG)            (HD) (TVPG)              (TVPG)                   (CC) (TVPG)            (HD) (TVPG)
                     106 & Park: BET’s Top  Why Did I Get Married? (PG-13) ›› (Tyler Perry) Eight          The Game The Game Let’s Stay The Game Let’s Stay
               BET   10 Live (N) (CC)       married friends grapple with commitment and betrayal.          (TV14)    (N) (TV14) Together (TV14)            Together
                     The Real Housewives    The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives What Hap- Chasing
            BRAVO    of Atlanta (TV14)      of Atlanta (TV14)        of New York City         of New York City (N) of Atlanta (TV14)          pens         Maria
                     Reba        Reba       Reba         Reba        The Dukes of Hazzard Son-in-Law (PG-13, ‘93) › (Pauly Shore) A coed brings her Cops Re-
              CMT    (5:38)      (6:16)     (6:51)       (7:27)      (HD) (TVG)               surf-minded pal home to the farm. (HD)                       loaded
             CNBC    Shark Tank (TVPG)      The Profit (N)           Shark Tank (TVPG)        Shark Tank (TVPG)      The Profit               Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
                     To Be Announced        CNN Special (HD)         Erin Burnett OutFront To Be Announced           Anderson Cooper 360 Forensic Forensic
              CNN                                                    (HD)                                            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         Files        Files
                    South        Tosh.0     Colbert      Daily       Kroll Show Tosh.0        Tosh.0       Tosh.0    Tosh.0 (N) Kroll Show Daily           Colbert
              COM Park (CC) (TV14)          Report       Show        (TV14)        (TV14)     (TV14)       (TV14)    (TV14)       (N) (TV14) Show          Report
                    SportsNet Giants/A’s Warriors NBA Basketball Orlando Magic at Golden State Warriors. Warriors SportsNet SportsTalk Live
            CSNBA Central (N)               Pregame (N) (Live)                                                       Postgame Central (N)
                    Key Capitol Hill Hear- Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Key Capitol Hill Hear-
             CSPN ings (5) Speeches.                                                                                                          ings Speeches.
                    Clash of the Ozarks Clash of the Ozarks Amish Mafia: The Dev- Amish Mafia “Joining Clash of the Ozarks Amish Mafia “Joining
              DSC “Gates of Hell” (TV14) “War Bug” (TV14)            il’s Cut (N) (TV14)      the Flock” (N) (TV14) (N) (CC) (TV14)           the Flock” (TV14)
                    13 Going on 30 (5), ‘04 E! News (N) (HD)         The Fabu- Chrisley Total Divas Bryan pro- Total Divas (HD)               Chelsea E! News
                E! ››› (HD)                 (TVPG)                   list (TVPG) Knows        poses to Brie. (TV14) (TV14)                    Lately (N) (TVPG)
                    College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams         SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)                               (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)            (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)
                    College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams         College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams        Olbermann (N) (CC) NBA                Baseball
             ESPN2 TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)                              TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)                            (HD)                     Tonight (N) Tonight
                    Pretty Little Liars     Pretty Little Liars “Un- Pretty Little Liars (N) Twisted (9:01) (N)      Pretty Little Liars (CC) The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM “Cover for Me” (TV14) bridled” (TV14)              (CC) (TV14)              (CC) (TV14)            (TV14)                   (HD) (TVG)
              FNC The Kelly File (N)        Hannity (N) (HD)         The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File (HD)         Hannity (HD)             Greta Van Susteren
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)             Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (N) (TVG)      Chopped (TVG)            Diners       Diners
                    How I Met Two and a Two and a Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13, ‘11) ››› (James Justified Raylan and Justified (11:15) Ray-
                FX               Half Men Half Men Franco, Freida Pinto) (HD)                                        Boyd collide. (N)        lan and Boyd collide.
              HALL The Waltons (TVG)        The Waltons (TVG)        The Waltons (TVG)        Middle       Middle    Frasier      Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
              HIST 9/11 Conspiracies        Pawn         Pawn        Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars American American American American
                    Property Property Hunters House                  Hawaii        Hawaii     Beach        Beach     House        Hunters Flip It to Win It A two-
             HGTV Virgins        Virgins    Int’l        Hunters Life (TVG) Life (TVG) Bargain Bargain Hunters Int’l                          bedroom house. (N)
                    Wife Swap Housewife; Dance Moms Abby             Dance Moms (N) (CC) Dance Moms (N) (CC) Kim of Queens (N)                To Be Announced
              LIFE prison guard. (TVPG) travels to New York.         (HD) (TVPG)              (HD) (TVPG)            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (11:01)
            MSNBC   Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                 All In With Chris        Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                Hardball Matthews
                    Girl Code Girl Code Teen Mom 2 “False            Teen Mom 2 Kailyn        Teen Mom 2 “Break- Teen Mom 2 “Miss You Are You the One?
              MTV (TV14)         (TV14)     Positives” (TVPG)        has a meltdown.          down” (TVPG)           Much” (N) (TVPG)         (11:02) (N) (TV14)
                    Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Sam & Cat Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends                            Friends
              NICK Bob           Bob        Bob          (TVG)       (TVG)         (TVG)      (TVG)        (TVG)     (TVG)        (TVG)       (TV14)       (11:36)
              OWN Oprah: Where Now? The Haves, Nots                  The Haves, Nots          The Haves, Nots        The Haves, Nots          The Haves, Nots
              OXY Bad Girls-Bat.            Bad Girls-Bat.           Bad Girls-Bat.           Bad Girls-Bat.         Maria        Celebrity Bad Girls-Bat.
                    Tattoo Nation (5) (NR, Ink Master Tattooing Ink Master “Bug Out” Ink Master “Tatt                Ink Master “Nude &       Tattoo       Tattoo
             SPIKE ‘12) ››› (HD)            hundreds of canvases. (CC) (TV14)                 Ganged” (CC) (TV14) Tattooed” (N) (TV14) Night.              Night.
                    Face Off “Open          Face Off Japan in-       Face Off “Mad Sci-       Face Off “What a Dahl” Foxy & Co. “Pilot” (N) Face Off “What a Dahl”
              SYFY Sesame” (HD) (TV14) spires the artists.           ence” (HD) (TV14)        (N) (TV14)             (CC)                     (HD) (TV14)
                    Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family                Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Cougar                   Big Bang Conan (CC) (HD)
               TBS (TVPG)        (TVPG)     (TVPG)       Guy (CC) Theory           Theory     Theory       Theory    Town (N) Theory          (TV14)
              TCM Whistling in the Dark (6:15) (NR) The Show-Off (7:45) (NR) ››               A Southern Yankee (9:15) (NR, ‘48) ›› (CC) Excuse My Dust ››
                    Island       Island     Island       Island      The Little Couple (CC) The Little Couple: Big The Little Couple (N) The Little Couple: Big
               TLC Medium Medium Medium Medium (TVG)                                          Updates (N) (TVPG) (CC) (TVG)                   Updates (11:02) (CC)
                    Rizzoli & Isles “Tears Rizzoli & Isles Jane’s Rizzoli & Isles “Food Rizzoli & Isles (N)          Perception (10:01) (N) Rizzoli & Isles (11:02)
               TNT of a Clown” (TV14)       father returns. (TV14) for Thought” (TV14)        (CC) (TV14)            (CC) (TV14)              (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                    World of Steven         Regular Johnny           Uncle         Adventure King of       Cleveland American American Family Guy (CC) (HD)
             TOON Gumball Universe Show                  Test (CC) Grandpa Time               the Hill     Show      Dad (CC) Dad (CC) (TV14)
                    Dangerous Grounds Bizarre Foods With             Bizarre World “South Dangerous Grounds Bizarre Foods With                Bizarre World “South
              TRAV (N) (CC) (TVPG)          Andrew Zimmern           Africa” (CC) (TVPG)      (CC) (TVPG)            Andrew Zimmern           Africa” (CC) (TVPG)
             TRUTV 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (HD) (Live)                 Inside Madness          Lizard    Lizard       Lizard      Lizard       Lizard
                    Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Love-Ray- Love-Ray- The King The King The King The King
            TVLAND fith Show fith Show fith Show Island              Island        Island     mond         mond      of Queens of Queens of Queens of Queens
                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Modern                  Modern    Chrisley Modern          Modern       Sirens
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Family                       Family    Knows        Family      Family       (TV14)
                    Single Ladies (HD)      Basketball Wives LA The Fabulous Life             Dance Flick (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (Shoshana Bush, Malibu’s Most Wanted
              VH-1 (TV14)                   (HD) (TV14)              Of... Nicki Minaj.       Damon Wayans Jr.) (HD)                          ›› (HD)
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            WGN-A lawyer defends two Marines in a comrade’s death. (CC)                       Recreation Recreation Recreation (TV14)         (TVPG)       Sunny
                    Good-        Good-      Jessie       A.N.T.      Girl vs. Monster ›› (Olivia Holt, Jessie        Austin & Good-           Jessie       A.N.T.
              DISN Charlie       Charlie    (TVG)        Farm        Brendan Meyer) (CC) (HD)              (9:40)    Ally (TVG) Charlie       (TVG)        Farm
              ENC Wall Street (4:40) (R) King Arthur (6:50) (PG-13, ‘04) ››                   Da Vinci’s Demons      Da Vinci’s Demons        Evil Dead (11:05) ››
                    Snitch (5:15) (PG-13) Real Time With Bill        Silicon       Taken 2 (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (Liam     Girls (CC) VICE          The Hobbit: An Unex-
              HBO ›› (HD)                   Maher (7:15) (TVMA) Valley             Neeson) (CC) (HD)                 (TVMA)       (TVMA)      pected Journey ››
              MAX Trance (6:15) (R, ‘13) ››› (HD)                    The Conjuring (R, ‘13) ››› (HD)                 Banshee (TVMA)           Zane         Zane
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                    Quartet (6:15) (PG-13, ‘12) ››› (Maggie          Lawless (R, ‘12) ›› (Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy) House of Episodes Shameless (CC) (HD)
             SHOW Smith, Tom Courtenay) (CC) (HD)                    (CC) (HD)                                       Lies (CC) (TVMA)         (TVMA)
             STARZ 50 First Dates (5:15) Da Vinci’s Demons           Da Vinci’s Demons        Black Sails (TVMA)     Black Sails (TVMA)       This Is the End (R)
              TMC The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2, ‘12 Ain’t Them Bodies Saints ››› Seven Psychopaths (9:40) (R) (HD)                              Very Bad
                  Movies                  Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                  News                       Sports
TVTIMES                                  TUESDAY LATE NIGHT                                              March 15-21, 2014                                    36


                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30        2 am        2:30        3 am        3:30       4 am         4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) Montel                    Paid Pro- Stop Ag- Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am               KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)                    tion (N)    (TVPG)       Williams gram           ing Now gram            loaded       Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly         Today (2:07) (CC)       Mad Money (HD)          Early Tdy News          News        News
                   Entertain- The Insid- Pastor Melissa Scott Paid Pro- The Doctors (CC)                 EP Daily KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ ment Ton. er (CC)         (HD)                     gram         (HD) (TVPG)             (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5              Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Up to the Minute            CBS Morn- KPIX 5        KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News                 gram         gram       (3:12) (N)              ing News News           Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)          T. Smiley Rob on         From Dust to Dreams: Opening Night              Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                           America ABC7            ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                            Morning News            (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)          Business Spark           John D. Rockefeller: American Experience        Frontline (CC) (TV14) VOCES on PBS (CC)
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Minute       Minute       Riches!    ABC World News Now (N) (CC)          Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly         Today (2:07) (CC)       Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today             Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                   Riches!      Riches!    Riches!      Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte            Ni Contigo, Ni sin Ti Conducta Casa, Risa Hoy (HD)                       El Gordo y la Flaca     Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny         There       Payne       Paternity Adam Levine                I Hate My Wrinkles! Whiten Teeth                I Hate My Wrinkles!
               : Chinese News at 7         Path        Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel         Mark (TVG)              Genesis (TVG)           Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Rules         Raymond King/Hill Sunny              There        Justice    The Better Show         OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Raymond Best Mop Paid Prog. ’Til Death Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Van Impe Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                       FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                      Comics       Paying TV Hair Loss Hip Hop Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P En Otra Piel              Camelia La Texana        Pagado       Pagado     Pagado       Pagado     Pagado       Pagado     Pagado      Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley Roadtrip Revolutionaries (CC) Nature (TVPG)                      NOVA (TVPG)             Return-Wolves           Land        Music
               ¨ Donna Detective “What Love” (TVPG)                 Biz Asia America        JN1 News Kazakh         CCTV         Global     EuroNews News
               ± Flashpoint (TVPG)         Flashpoint (TV14)        Flashpoint (TV14)       Paid Prog. Teleworld Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Manna           Turning Answers in Genesis Oak Tree Paid Prog. Today                      Biblical   Paid Prog. Like You
              A&E Storage Storage Storage Storage Barry’d                        Storage Storage Storage Paid Prog. Dog                     Dog         Mom
              AMC Machete (R, ‘10) ›› (Danny Trejo) (HD)                         Game of Arms (CC) What About Bob? (PG, ‘91) ››› (HD)                   Stooges
              ANIM Frozen Planet (TVPG) Frozen Planet (TVPG) Frozen Planet (TVPG) Orangutan Eden                    Big Cat      Big Cat    Meerkat Meerkat
              BET Wendy Williams Show 35 & Ticking (R, ‘11) (Nicole Ari Parker, Tamala Jones) (CC)                  Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Popoff
            BRAVO Housewives/NYC           Housewives/Atl.          Happens Couch           Housewives/NYC          Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Williams Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Fat Cops Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                         CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Mad Money (HD)              Worldwide Exchange Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Early Start (HD)                      New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid       Tosh.0      Daily       Colbert      At Mid       Kroll Show South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet NBA Basketball: Magic at Warriors                    Giants/A’s Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Clash of the Ozarks Amish Mafia                   Clash of the Ozarks Popoff           Paid Prog. DIY With Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea Kardashian                        Chelsea Kardashian                   The Soup Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 NASCAR NBA              NFL Live (N) (CC)        Olbermann (CC)          Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Twisted (CC) (TV14) Pretty Little Liars           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Prince               Life Today
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)         The Five (HD)            FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)            Diners       Diners     Chopped (TVG)           Sweet Genius (TVG) Paid Prog. Drop Lbs!
               FX Justified Justified (TVMA)           Justified (1:45) “Weight” (TVMA) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. PAIN                 Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers            Cheers     Frasier      Frasier    Frasier      Frasier    Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars American American American American Paid Prog. The Real West (TVG) Nuwave
             HGTV Beach        Beach       Hunters Hunt Intl Flip It to Win It (TVG) Hawaii              Hawaii     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Dance Moms (12:02) Dance Moms (1:02) Kim of Queens (2:02) To Be Announced                        Larry King Paid Prog. Mom           Cancer
            MSNBC All In With Chris        Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Are You the One?         Teen Mom 2 (1:02)        True Life (2:02)        Clubland (TVPG)         Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG)
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends My Wife My Wife My Wife My Wife and Kids                          My Wife My Wife My Wife My Wife
              OXY Celebrity Maria          Poetic Justice (R, ‘93) ›› (Janet Jackson)       Paid Prog. Behind the Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Tattoo      Tattoo      Ink Master (TV14)        Tattoo       Tattoo     Tattoo       Tattoo     Paid Prog. Sexiest      Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              SYFY Foxy & Co. “Pilot”      Black Forest (NR, ‘12) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          The Terror Beneath (NR) ›› (HD) (TV14)          Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)             Holmes       Hardball (PG-13) › (Keanu Reeves) (HD)          Married      Married    Married     Earl
              TCM Excuse The Clown (NR, ‘53) ›› (CC)                Merton of the Movies (2:15) ›› Make Me a Star (3:45) (NR) ››            On With the Show, ‘29
              TLC The Little Couple        The Little Couple        Medium Medium Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Perception (12:03)       The Mentalist (1:04) The Mentalist (2:04) Law & Order (3:04)             Law & Order (TV14) Smallville (TV14)
             TOON Chicken Aqua             Squidbill. Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy (TV14)              Chicken Ghost           Squidbill. Cleveland King/Hill
             TRUTV Lizard      Lizard      Lizard      Lizard       Lizard       Lizard     Lizard       Lizard     Full Throttle Saloon Vegas Jail Hair Loss
            TVLAND Everybody-Raymond Raymond Soul Man Cosby                      Cosby      Cosby        Cosby      Soul Man ’70s Show ’70s Show Divorced
              USA Chrisley Chrisley Law & Order: SVU                Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Malibu’s Most Wanted Basketball Wives LA Behind the Music                Behind the Music        TRANS        TRANS      TRANS       TRANS
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good        Shake It ANT Farm Deck                Deck       Wizards Wizards Deck                 Deck       Fish        Phineas
              ENC Evil Dead Firestarter (12:40) (R, ‘84) ›› (CC)                 Ghosts of Mars (2:40) (R, ‘01) ›                Phone Booth (4:25) (R)
              HBO The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (11), ‘12 Before Night Falls (1:55) (R, ‘00) ››› (CC) Critical Care (4:10) Premiere. (HD)
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              MAX Identity Thief (NR, ‘13) › (HD)                   Lingerie Feature 6                   Jane Eyre (PG-13) ››› (HD)                     Off the Air
             SHOW Comedy Gigolos Jungle Fever (R, ‘91) ››› (HD)                             Clockers (3:15) (R) ›› (Harvey Keitel) (HD)                 Barricade
             STARZ This Is the End (11) Black Sails (12:50)         The Company You Keep (1:50) (R)                 Shadowboxer (3:55) Premiere.        Venus
              TMC Very Bad Things ›        4:44 Last Day on Earth (1:15) (R) Nature Calls (2:40) (R, ‘12) ›         Gunmen (R) › Premiere. (HD)         Forger
                 Movies                 Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                 WEDNESDAY MORNING                                                March 15-21, 2014                                   37

                      6 am        6:30        7 am        7:30       8 am         8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute       Minute      Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Giuliana and Bill Rancic; “Rocky.” (N)        Live With Kelly          Today (N) (CC)          Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                             Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                           (CC) (TVPG)              (CC) (TVG)              Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg                Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger               Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)          ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (N) (TVPG)       (TV14)                  News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou     Curious Cat in the Peg               Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)               News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Giuliana and Bill Rancic; “Rocky.” (N) (CC) (HD)                                                News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                     Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Paid Prog. America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. AntiAging Wrinkles? Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China                Anti-Aging Hate Hair? J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)        Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal In Focus Journal Made in Euro                         Drive It    Journal      Insight     Journal     In Focus News            Euromaxx
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hate Hair? People            Justice     The Dr. Oz Show          Justice     Justice     Court        Court
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                        Pagado      Gran Cine                                        A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Life Today Paid Prog. Queen Latifah             Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                             Acceso      La Promesa (HD)
               R Cambio de Vida            Noticiero Deporte Hechos AM (7:50)                                       El Coffee Break         Cosas de la Vida
               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                               WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                Dinosaur
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               ¨ CrossTalk France 24 Kazakh Hello                  ETV         EuroNews Newsline NHK                News        RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible             Int.        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Major League ››
               ¥ Ministry Wommack J. Meyer Prince                  Life Today Supernat. The 700 Club (TVG) Health                           Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog            Dog         Dog         Dog         Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Mom           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Missing in Action (9:15) (R) ›› (Chuck Norris) (HD)               Die Hard
              ANIM My Cat From Hell        Animal Cops Phil.       Animal Cops Phil.       Pit Bulls and Parolees Tanked: Unfiltered        Dirty Jobs (TV14)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)               Paid Prog. Matters      Matters     My Wife My Wife The Game The Game Class Act, ‘92 ››
            BRAVO Flipping Out (TV14) Shahs of Sunset              Shahs of Sunset         Vanderpump Rules         Vanderpump Rules        Real Housewives
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)              Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                   Wolf (N) (HD)           CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Daily               Colbert     Sunny       South Pk Half Hour Key
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Pain Free Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                   Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. PAIN          Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Supernat. Almost, Away                    Disappeared (TVPG) Wicked Attraction
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Saved/        Saved/      Saved/      Saved/      Saved/       Saved/      Kardashian              RichKids The Fabul
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC) (HD)
              FAM J. Meyer Amazing ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) (HD)                           America’s News HQ The Real Story
             FOOD Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. B. Flay              Ingred. Fix Hungry      Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Ellen         Across the Universe (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Evan Rachel Wood) (HD)              Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Deep Sea Salvage          Deep Sea Salvage        Deep Sea Salvage         Deep Sea Salvage        Deep Sea Salvage
             HGTV Paid Prog. Design        House H. Designed Buying and Selling            Buying and Selling       Buying and Selling      Buying and Selling
              LIFE Hate Hair? Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier                 Frasier     Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                     Andrea Mitchell          Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) Being Catelynn                       Being Farrah (TVPG) Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                     PAW          Umizoomi Dora...        Dora...     Bubble       Bubble
              OWN The Dr. Oz Show          The Dr. Oz Show         Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY Glee (CC) (TVPG)         Glee “Ballad” (TVPG) Maria          Poetic Justice (R, ‘93) ›› (Janet Jackson)       Housewives/Atl.          Atlanta
             SPIKE Cook Safe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Sexiest           Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG)
              SYFY PAIN         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. In the Spider’s Web (NR) › (HD) (TV14)             The Hive (NR, ‘08) ›› (CC) (HD) (TV14)
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married     There       Browns Payne             Full House Prince       Prince      The Office Deal With
              TCM On With the Show, ‘29 Street Girl (7:15) (NR, ‘29) ››        Weary River (8:45) (NR, ‘29) ›› Inside the Lines (10:15) (NR) ›           Gay Dplmt
               TLC Cake         Cake       Multiples Baby          Baby        Quints      Kate Plus 8 (TVPG) The 8-Limbed Boy              Extreme Extreme
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)          Charmed (CC) (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Gumball Gumball Ben 10               Beyblade Pokémon Scooby             Scooby-Doo! And the Legend           Garfield Looney Tunes (TVY)
              TRAV Airport      Airport    No Reservation          Epic Spills (TVPG)      Mud People (TVPG) Back.              Back.       Back.        Back.
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. World’s Dumbest...             World’s Dumbest...      Pawn         Pawn
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Griffith           Andy Griffith Show      Griffith    Gunsmoke (11:09)
              USA Sirens        House (CC) (TV14)      It’s Complicated (R, ‘09) ›› (Meryl Streep) (CC) (HD)        NCIS (CC) (TVPG)        NCIS (CC) (TVPG)
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          Music        Gossip      Morning Buzz            Pop Up       Fab. Life
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TV14)
              DISN Henry        Chugging Ella the      Mickey      Pirates     Mickey      Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia            Mickey      Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Batman Returns (5:50) (PG-13) ››                 A Million to Juan (8:05) (PG) ››                 The Incredibles (9:50) (PG) ›››
              HBO Jungle 2 Jungle (HD)                 That Old Feeling (7:45) ›› (HD)                  Rebound ›› (HD)                     Mama (HD)
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              MAX Off the Air              All-Star Superman (PG, ‘11) (CC) I Still Know What You Did               Big Momma’s House 2, ‘06 ›           Dark Knt
             SHOW Barricade (5:30), ‘12 The Baxter ›› (HD)                     The Next Best Thing (8:35) (HD)                  Stakeout ››› (HD)
             STARZ Venus and Vegas (R) Hope Springs (7:10) (PG-13) ›››                     Cold Mountain (8:55) (R, ‘03) ››› (Jude Law)                  50 Dates
              TMC The Forger (5:35), ‘12 D3: The Mighty Ducks (7:10) (HD)                  No Holds Barred (HD)                 Bending the Rules (10:35) (PG-13)
                  Movies                 Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                     Sports
TVTIMES                              WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON                                                  March 15-21, 2014                                    38

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm        3:30        4 pm        4:30        5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Rescue      Trisha Goddard           Maury (CC) (TV14)         Minute      Minute     The Dr. Oz Show         News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TV14)             The Dr. Oz Show         News         NBC News
              $     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hate Hair? Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU              The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful       (TV14)
                                                                    The Queen Latifah
                                                                    Show (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                              The People’s Court
                                                                                              (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                     Judge
                                                                                                                     Judy
                                                                                                                                 Judge
                                                                                                                                 Judy
                                                                                                                                             KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                             News
                                                                                                                                                          CBS
                                                                                                                                                          Evening
               & Sid           Thomas Clifford          Mexico      1964: American Experience (TVPG)                 Equitrek Newsline News               Business
                    The Chew Wolfgang General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) (TV14) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                               World
               _ Puck; Curtis Stone. (N) (CC) (TVPG)                lionaire     (TVG)                               (N) (CC) (HD)           News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                              PBS NewsHour (N)       News        Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (N) (CC)         General Hospital (N) Millionaire Minute            Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres            News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres                            News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold        The Talk (CC) (TV14) Queen Latifah                 Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p         News         CBS News
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                    Hoy (HD)                  La Mujer del           El Gordo y la Flaca     Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Spring Breezes By        Path        Curious Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music               Beat        Larry King Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge       Bill Cunningham          The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                  Steve Harvey (TVPG)
               @ Journal Tomorrow Classic Art Showcase Euro                      Europa       Journal     In Focus Journal       Journal     Arts         Arts
               D Cops Rel. Cops Rel. The Test (CC) (TV14) Trisha Goddard                      Maury (CC) (TVPG)      TMZ Live (N) (TVPG) Middle           Middle
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (TVPG) The Test (CC) (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News                                     News
               J Don Cheto                 Cine de la Tarde                                   Lagrimita y Costel     Estrellas Hoy           Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (TVPG) Judge                       Judge        Bill Cunningham        The Office King         King         Fam. Guy
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               R Venga la Alegría                                   Cuando Seas Mía           Callamos Mujeres       Grachi (TVY)            Ventaneando
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              A&E CSI: Miami (TV14)        Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Wahlburgers (TVPG) Wahlburgr Wahlburgr Wahlburgr Wahlburgr
              AMC Die Hard (11:30) (R, ‘88) ››› (Bruce Willis) (HD)              Machete (R, ‘10) ›› (Danny Trejo) (HD)                      The Core (HD)
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              CMT Dukes-Hazzard            Son-in-Law (PG-13, ‘93) › (Pauly Shore) (HD)                   Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Reba
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              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                     The Situation Room (N) (HD)           Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
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            CSNBA Giants/A’s Final Cut The Dan Patrick Show World Poker                       NBA Basketball: Magic at Warriors              SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                   Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.            Capitol Hill Hearings
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              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto              The Five (N) (HD)         Special Report         Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Cooking Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada                                  Contessa Contessa Pioneer Southern
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              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST Deep Sea Salvage        American Pickers         American Pickers          American Pickers       American Pickers        American Pickers
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers               Property Brothers         Property Brothers      Property Brothers       Property Brothers
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Charmed (TVPG)                        Charmed (CC) (TV14) Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Alex Wagner              The Ed Show (N)           PoliticsNation (N)     Hardball Matthews       All In With Chris
              MTV Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show 16 and Pregnant                     16 and Pregnant         16 and Pregnant
              NICK PAW         PAW         Wally        Wally       Rabbids Sponge. Sponge. Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge. Sponge.
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               TBS Deal With Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Cougar                   Friends     Friends    Friends     Friends     King         King
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                                                                                                            break raises eyebrows. (CC)
7 p.m.                                                     Wednesday                                        (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                            D Modern Family Mitch’s ex-
^ The Big Bang Theory A be-                                                                                 boyfriend invites the whole fam-
trayal threatens the guys’ rela-    USA NCIS An investigation           to stop a warlord. (N) (CC) (HD)    ily to a fundraising event at a
tionship with Sheldon as well       brings up upsetting memories        (TV14)                              roller rink. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
as Leonard’s chances with Pen-      for Abby. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          D Modern Family Alex’s dedi-        ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)
ny. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                    cation to learning makes Claire     BET Let’s Stay Together Stacy
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)                                             and Phil question themselves.       and Kita try to help Crystal
(HD) (TVPG)                         7:30 p.m.                           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    plan her faux-wedding to Dark-
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         ^ The Big Bang Theory Shel-         ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                  anian. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
% ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)           don thinks Leonard is the cen-      ± WWE Main Event Featuring          COM South Park A nice Mor-
(TVPG)                              ter of their social group. (CC)     WWE Superstars and Divas            mon family moves to South
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)         (HD) (TV14)                         from the rosters of RAW and         Park. (CC) (TVMA)
(TVG)                               # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        SmackDown. (N) (HD) (TVPG)          FAM Baby Daddy Ben acciden-
) Nightly Business Report           $ Entertainment Tonight (N)         A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes       tally causes problems for
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                 (CC) (HD)                           the entire family on a Hawaiian     Phillip; Tucker believes a British
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)          vacation to reward them for         accent will lure the ladies. (N)
` Survivor A tribe considers a      (TVPG)                              their hard work. (CC) (HD)          (CC) (HD) (TV14)
plan to bench one of its            _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)            (TVPG)                              OWN Love Thy Neighbor Philip
strongest players; a contestant     (CC) (HD) (TVG)                     BET The Game Brittany’s pre-        asks if he can date Danny’s
has a meltdown. (N) (CC) (HD)       ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)             prom party; Keira attempts a        mother. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(TVPG)                              + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)         reconciliation. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
H L Two and a Half Men              (HD) (TVPG)                         BRAVO The Real Housewives
Charlie teaches Alan how to         ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)             of Beverly Hills Andy Cohen         9 p.m.
break up with a woman. (CC)         (TVPG)                              and the cast discuss the sea-       # + Law & Order: Special
(HD) (TV14)                         D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          son. (HD) (Part 1 of 3) (TV14)      Victims Unit A columnist who
V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)             H L Two and a Half Men              COM Workaholics The guys go         has been given access to the
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)               Alan is faced with relationship     to any length to impress col-       squad for a story declares a
± Law & Order: Criminal In-         trouble when he does not give       lege girls. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        hate crime case a hoax. (N)
tent The detectives investigate     Lyndsey a key to the beach          DSC Gold Rush (CC) (HD)             (CC) (HD) (TV14)
the murder of a prominent doc-      house. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             (TVPG)                              $ Law & Order: Criminal In-
tor. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               A&E Duck Dynasty Sadie and          E! Keeping Up With the Kar-         tent Goren searches for evi-
A&E Duck Dynasty The boys           John Luke undergo dental work;      dashians Khloé must make a          dence that a doctor is stealing
attempt to snatch a beehive         Jase and Jep have problems          choice about her relationship       heirlooms from elderly patients.
loaded with honey; Korie and        trying to dispose of some           with Lamar; Kourtney takes
                                    trash. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                 (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Jessica get into trouble. (CC)                                          Scott on a getaway. (HD)            % Criminal Minds Morgan’s
(HD) (TVPG)                         COM The Daily Show With Jon         (TV14)
                                    Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                visit with a stabbing survivor
BET Being Mary Jane Mary                                                FAM Melissa & Joey Lennox           leads to more questions about
Jane ponders her future; Kara’s     FAM Melissa & Joey Mel and          moves out after Mel forbids her
                                    Joe’s friendship with another                                           the case. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
revamping of Mark’s show. (CC)                                          from dating her teaching assis-     _ * Modern Family The
(HD) (TV14)                         couple is jeopardized when a        tant; Ryder loses his passport.
                                    secret is revealed. (CC) (HD)                                           adults struggle to make it to a
BRAVO The Real Housewives                                               (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                hot new restaurant in time for
of New York City Aviva gets a       (TV14)                              HIST American Pickers Jackie
                                    NICK The Thundermans Max                                                their reservation. (CC) (HD)
book deal for her memoir; Son-                                          Hollywood unveils his incredible    (TVPG)
ja meets Aviva’s ex-husband for     performs an experiment on a         body shop art gallery; a rare
                                    plant, causing it to grow contin-                                       ) Happy A journey from
dinner. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                Lambretta scooter. (CC) (HD)        Louisiana to Kolkata in search
COM The Colbert Report (CC)         uously. (CC) (HD) (TVG)             (TVPG)
                                    OWN Love Thy Neighbor Linda                                             of the secret behind the emo-
(HD) (TVPG)                                                             LIFE Preachers’ Daughters Ken       tion of happiness. (CC) (HD)
DSC Gold Rush (CC) (HD)             confronts Will after she’s been     tries to set Taylor up with a
                                    scammed out of $3,000. (CC)                                             ` CSI: Crime Scene Investi-
(TVPG)                                                                  Christian boy; Nikita does not      gation A whole family is report-
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)          (HD) (TVPG)                         support Kolby’s dream. (CC)
                                    SPIKE Cops (CC) (TV14)                                                  ed to have been missing for a
FAM Melissa & Joey Mel and                                              (HD) (TV14)                         month. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    TBS Family Guy Brian and
Joe’s couples therapist turns                                           OWN Love Thy Neighbor Linda         ? L The 100 (Series Pre-
                                    Stewie find themselves in boot
out to be one of Joe’s former       camp; Chris and his rock band       makes plans with Philip and         miere) Decades after the planet
girlfriends. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       have a hit. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        Will; she cancels her plans with    Earth was destroyed, survivors
HIST American Pickers Frank                                             Philip. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            are faced with dwindling re-
takes a gamble on a set of vin-                                         SHOW Shameless Carl con-            sources. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
tage wheels; the guys uncover
a flying saucer. (CC) (HD)
                                    8 p.m.                              nects with a girl in detention;
                                                                        Lip and Amanda grow closer;
                                                                                                            D The Big Bang Theory Shel-
                                    ^ H American Idol The top                                               don thinks Leonard is the cen-
(TVPG)                                                                  Sheila returns with big plans;      ter of their social group. (CC)
LIFE Bring It! The Dancing          10 finalists perform. (N Same-      Fiona searches for a job; Mick-
                                    day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                              (HD) (TV14)
Dolls head to Memphis, Tenn.                                            ey spends time with Ian. (CC)       ¨ Spiral (TV14)
to compete; Rittany pulls Crys-     # + Revolution While Miles          (HD) (TVMA)
                                    and Dr. Porter search for allies,                                       ± Burn Notice Surveillance
tianna out of rehearsal. (CC)                                           STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       job; Michael and Sam interro-
                                    Monroe tries to surprise the pa-    The Turk’s clue regarding the
(HD) (TVPG)                         triots. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                            gate a bomb-maker. (CC) (HD)
NICK Sam & Cat Sam and Cat                                              Book of Leaves leads Leonardo
                                    $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)         to Wallachia, where he meets
                                                                                                            (TV14)
start making a version of their     (HD)                                                                    A&E Duck Dynasty Phil and Si
favorite soda. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                          Vlad Dracula; Lorenzo and Piero
                                    % Survivor A tribe considers a                                          make a mess out of career day
OWN Love Thy Neighbor Hattie                                            encounter the Duke of Urbino;       at a local school; Jase and the
                                    plan to bench one of its
helps a heartbroken Linda by        strongest players; a contestant     the hunt for the true spy contin-   boys hunt for frogs. (CC) (HD)
pushing her to go to work. (CC)     has a meltdown. (N) (CC) (HD)       ues. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                                                                                            (TVPG)
(HD) (TVPG)                         (TVPG)                              TLC My 600-Lb. Life Learning
                                                                                                            BRAVO Flipping Out Jeff pre-
SPIKE Cops (CC) (TV14)              _ * The Middle Principal            more about Penny’s journey to
                                                                                                            pares for Jenni’s maternity
STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       Barker asks the parents to          control her weight. (N) (CC)
                                                                                                            leave by hiring his friend
Lorenzo orders Piero da Vinci       form carpools while the bus         (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                            Megan; Andy acts out. (CC)
to defend his estranged son in      drivers are on strike. (CC) (HD)    TNT Castle Castle and Beckett
                                                                        investigate the death of a city     (HD) (TVPG)
court; Leonardo surprises the       (TVPG)                                                                  COM South Park Cartman pro-
corrupt judge during a perform-     ` Criminal Minds Morgan’s           councilman. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                            duces video of a mysterious
ance for visiting royalty; the      visit with a stabbing survivor                                          creature in the woods which
Turk visits Leonardo at his
workshop. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                    leads to more questions about
                                    the case. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                        8:30 p.m.                           jeopardizes the Egg Hunt. (CC)
                                                                                                            (HD) (TVMA)
TLC The Little Couple Bill must     4 30 Rock Production begins         _ * Suburgatory When                DSC Survivorman & Son Les
finish up Zoey’s adoption           on Liz’s new talk show; Jack        George lets himself go after the    and Logan kayak along the
alone; a family crisis. (CC) (HD)   tries to make the new show a        breakup, a worried Tessa calls      coastline of British Columbia.
(TVG)                               success. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           on George’s dad for help. (CC)      (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
TNT Castle Castle and Beckett       ? L Arrow Oliver prepares           (HD) (TVPG)
uncover a story of betrayal and     for battle with his former friend   4 Community A new addition
obsession. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         Slade; Amanda recruits Diggle       to the study group after winter        Continued on next page
TVTIMES                       WEDNESDAY EVENING                                          March 15-21, 2014                              40

E! Total Divas Nikki faces a life   plete an assignment; Jessa           the hunt for the true spy contin-   E! The Soup Actor Rob Huebel.
without her boyfriend; Summer       looks for a job; Hannah,             ues. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)               (HD) (TVPG)
Rae joins the main roster. (HD)     Shoshanna and Elijah attend          FX The Americans An old friend      OWN Love Thy Neighbor Linda
(TV14)                              Marnie’s performance. (CC)           returns to complicate things for    confronts Will after she’s been
ENC Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)         (HD) (TVMA)                          Philip and Elizabeth. (N) (HD)      scammed out of $3,000. (CC)
Lorenzo orders Piero da Vinci       OWN Love Thy Neighbor Linda          (TVMA)                              (HD) (TVPG)
to defend his estranged son in      helps a young women. (CC)            HBO Doll & Em (Series Pre-          TBS Deal With It (Season Pre-
court; Leonardo surprises the       (HD) (TVPG)                          miere) After breaking up with       miere) Unsuspecting people are
corrupt judge during a perform-     SHOW Episodes Beverly tries to       her boyfriend, Doll travels to      secretly dared to pull pranks.
ance for visiting royalty; the      keep Sean on course; Matt            Los Angeles to be her best          (N) (HD) (TV14)
Turk visits Leonardo at his         learns that he must audition for     friend’s personal assistant. (N)    TRUTV South Beach Tow Ber-
workshop. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)          a lead role. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)        (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    nice and her crew scramble to
HALL The Middle Frankie             TRUTV South Beach Tow                HBO (10:25) Doll & Em Doll          locate their missing tow truck.
comes up with a plan to stay        Christie is faced with Tremont’s     gets stuck baby-sitting at a Hol-   (HD) (TV14)
on top of her kids’ schedules.      biggest crisis yet; the honey-       lywood Hills party for Em’s new
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    moon’s over for Jerome. (HD)         movie; a producer invites Doll
HIST American Pickers Mike          (TV14)                               into his hot tub. (N) (CC) (HD)     11 p.m.
does business with a fast-talk-                                          (TV14)                              ^ Modern Family Mitch’s ex-
ing taxidermy deer; an old-                                              HIST American Pickers The
                                                                                                             boyfriend invites the whole fam-
school general store. (CC) (HD)     10 p.m.                              guys find an elephant, an alliga-
                                                                                                             ily to a fundraising event at a
(TVPG)                              ^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)          tor and a life-size sculpture of
LIFE Preachers’ Daughters Tori                                           Elvis in rural Vermont. (CC)        roller rink. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    (HD)                                                                     # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
and Courtney are caught sneak-      # + (10:01) Chicago PD               (HD) (TVPG)
ing dates in while playing ten-                                          LIFE Bring It! The Dancing          Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
                                    Burgess and Atwater come                                                 (HD)
nis; Darleen is suspicious of                                            Dolls return to Memphis hoping
                                    across a gunshot victim and                                              $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
Megan. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                              to beat one of their biggest ri-
                                    the only witness is Olinsky’s                                            (CC) (HD)
MAX Banshee Lucas and Car-                                               vals. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
rie steel themselves for a          daughter. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)       OWN Love Thy Neighbor Hattie        % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
showdown with a vengeful Rab-       $ Law & Order: Criminal In-          helps a heartbroken Linda by        Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
bit and his ruthless soldiers;      tent Goren and Eames investi-        pushing her to go to work. (CC)     (HD)
Rebecca proves her allegiance.      gate the deaths of a witness         (HD) (TVPG)                         _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
(CC) (HD) (TVMA)                    and a cop. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          SHOW House of Lies Marty and        (CC) (HD)
NICK Full House Jesse and Re-       % CSI: Crime Scene Investi-          the Pod tour Lukas’ old neigh-      ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
becca join a support group for      gation A whole family is report-     borhood; Monica seeks help;         * News 10 at 11:00pm With
parents of twins. (CC) (TVG)        ed to have been missing for a        Lex embarrasses Roscoe. (CC)        Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
OWN Love Thy Neighbor Philip        month. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          (HD) (TVMA)                         Schornack. Breaking stories
treats Linda to a romantic din-     _ * Nashville Juliette de-           TBS The Big Bang Theory             plus an in-depth look at local
ner. (HD) (TVPG)                    cides not to apologize for her       Leonard spontaneously invites       news, politics, investigations,
STARZ Black Sails (iTV) The         behavior during her Grand Ole        Penny to a romantic dinner.         sports. Chief Meteorologist
hunt for the Urca begins; things    Opry ceremony. (CC) (HD)             (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
change for Eleanor; Bonny and       (TVPG)                               TLC Bubble Skin Man Chandra         casts. (N) (CC)
Rackham are haunted by their        ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)             is afflicted by a unknown condi-    + NBC Bay Area News at 11
past sins. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)         (HD)                                 tion that has left his body rid-    (N) (HD)
TBS The Big Bang Theory             4 Community The school has           dled with hundreds of tumors.       ` Late Show With David Let-
Leonard must face the bully         its first student election; Abed     (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    terman George Clooney; Sting
who targeted him in high            befriends a Secret Service           TNT (10:02) Rizzoli & Isles A       performs a tribute to The Beat-
school. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            agent. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              senator’s daughter is found         les. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive          ? The Middle Axl accidentally        murdered; Tommy begins to           4 Cheaters Freddy’s dishon-
Seymour’s roach-infested home       breaks down the front door and       slip back into old habits. (CC)     esty hurts Suzanne; follow-up
must be cleaned or con-             Mike insists he fix it. (CC) (HD)    (HD) (TV14)                         with Jennifer. (CC) (TVPG)
demned. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        (TVPG)                               TRUTV South Beach Tow               ? CW31 News (N)
TNT (9:01) Castle The frozen        D Seinfeld George discovers          Christie scrambles to raise         D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
corpse of a missing woman is        how to take a nap at work and        funds to move the company to        H L The Arsenio Hall Show
discovered at a construction        not get caught. (CC) (HD)            a new facility. (HD) (TV14)         (CC) (HD) (TV14)
site. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              (TVPG)                               TVLND The King of Queens            ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)          Doug tries to get Carrie inebri-    ± Burn Notice Michael and
mond Ray upsets his family          (TVPG)                               ated so he can cheat on his         Fiona go undercover to extract
with a funny comment he made        L KPIX 5 News on the CW              diet. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              a specialist. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
to one of the children’s friends.   (N) (HD)                             USA (10:01) Modern Family Af-       A&E (11:01) Wahlburgers Don-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    ¨ Spiral (TV14)                      ter selling a house to Mitch        nie forces workaholic Paul to
USA Psych (N) (CC) (HD)             ± Burn Notice Michael goes           and Cameron’s friends, Claire       take a much-needed break;
(TVPG)                              undercover with hijackers who        and Phil plan a celebratory din-    Alma and the girls visit a spa.
                                    take hostages. (CC) (HD)             ner. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    (TV14)                                                                   BRAVO Watch What Happens:
9:30 p.m.                           A&E Duck Dynasty Jase puts                                               Live Actresses Giuliana Rancic
_ * (9:31) Mixology Hope-           an invention to the test; Priscil-   10:30 p.m.                          and Kathryn Hahn. (N) (HD)
less romantics Kacey and Cal        la and Meritt are introduced to      4 30 Rock On the heels of           COM The Daily Show With Jon
think they are soul mates; Liv      mutton busting. (N) (CC) (HD)        Jack’s realization that Don         Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)
keeps breaking the rules. (N)       (TVPG)                               Geiss may be retiring, Jack’s       DSC Survivorman & Son Les
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    BRAVO Flipping Out Jeff takes        nemesis returns. (CC) (HD)          and Logan kayak along the
D The Big Bang Theory A be-         a job to Arizona and brings the      (TVPG)                              coastline of British Columbia.
trayal threatens the guys’ rela-    whole team along for the trip.       ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         (CC) (HD) (TV14)
tionship with Sheldon as well       (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 D Friends Joey suddenly be-         E! Chelsea Lately Comic Whit-
as Leonard’s chances with Pen-      COM Workaholics The guys             comes ill at the hospital when      ney Cummings; comic TJ Miller;
ny. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                quit TAC to start their own taco     Phoebe goes there to give           actor Geoff Stults. (N) (HD)
A&E Duck Dynasty Willie             and weed shop. (N) (CC) (HD)         birth. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             (TV14)
seeks an assistant; Uncle Si        (TV14)                               L The Office Pam accidentally       FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)
leads Jep’s children on an un-      DSC Ice Cold Gold The miners         brings lice into the office but     (TVG)
usual treasure hunt. (CC) (HD)      have their sights set on what        lets Meredith take the blame.       FX (11:06) The Americans An
(TVPG)                              could be the largest ruby de-        (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    old friend returns to complicate
COM South Park Secrets are          posit in the Arctic. (CC) (HD)       A&E (10:31) Wahlburgers             things for Philip and Elizabeth.
being leaked on a new gossip        (TVPG)                               (Season Finale) Johnny Drama        (HD) (TVMA)
website. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)           E! The Soup Actor Rob Huebel.        gets to audition for a film when    HALL Frasier Martin campaigns
HALL The Middle Mike and            (N) (HD) (TVPG)                      Mark brings his real-life en-       to become condominium presi-
Frankie must decide whether to      ENC Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)          tourage to Los Angeles. (N)         dent. (CC) (TVPG)
attend Axl’s football game or       The Turk’s clue regarding the        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-
Sue’s cross-country meet. (CC)      Book of Leaves leads Leonardo        COM Broad City Abbi is riding       her Host Bill Maher offers his
(HD) (TVPG)                         to Wallachia, where he meets         high after selling her art, but
HBO Girls Hannah invites Elijah     Vlad Dracula; Lorenzo and Piero      Bevers pushes her to the
to join her in her quest to com-    encounter the Duke of Urbino;        breaking point. (N) (HD) (TV14)        Continued on next page
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                ^                Family        Theory       Theory       Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              (CC) (HD)                 Family       (TVPG)
                      KCRA 3     News          Access       Extra (N) Revolution “Why We Law & Order: Special Chicago PD (10:01)                News         Tonight
                #     Reports                  Hollywood    (TVPG)       Fight” (N) (TV14)     Victims Unit (N) (CC) (N) (HD) (TV14)                         Show
                      KRON 4 Evening           The Insid-   Entertain- KRON 4 News at 8 (N) Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Criminal         News         Inside Edi-
                $     News (5) (N) (CC)        er (N)       ment Ton. (CC) (HD)                Intent (CC) (TV14)     Intent (CC) (TV14)                     tion
                      KPIX 5 News at 6pm       Family       Judge        Survivor “Our Time to Criminal Minds (N)     CSI: Crime Scene In-      KPIX 5       Late Show
                %     (N) (HD)                 Feud         Judy (N) Shine” (N) (TVPG)         (CC) (TV14)            vestigation (N) (TV14)    News         Letterman
                      PBS NewsHour (N)         Viewfinder   America’s Return of the Wolves: NOVA The planet’s         Skeletons of the Sa-      Doc Martin (CC)
                &     (CC) (HD)                             Heartland The Next Chapter         most deadly creatures. hara (CC) (TVPG)          (TVPG)
                      ABC7 News 6:00PM         Jeopardy! Wheel of The Mid- Suburga- Modern                 Mixology Nashville Juliette de-      ABC7         Jimmy
                _     (N) (CC) (HD)            (N) (TVG) Fortune dle (TVPG) tory               Family      (9:31) (N) cides not to apologize.   News         Kimmel
                      PBS NewsHour (CC)        Nightly      Best Of... (HD) (TVG)              Happy In search of what makes people happy.      Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
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                D                        News         (TVPG)    Family     Family     Theory      Theory              (TVPG)     (TVPG)         (HD)
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                H News        (TVPG)     Half Men Half Men Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                            (TVPG)                    Show (CC) (TV14)
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   porary issues. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)               and Lucy return to Southfork to         David Letterman George                  to Depravity Sam makes a
   HIST (11:02) Vikings King                     attend a wedding; John Ross             Clooney; Sting performs a trib-         crazy bet with her co-worker;
   Ecbert finds himself facing an                tries to make a deal. (CC) (HD)         ute to The Beatles. (CC) (HD)           Jenna uncovers evidence of
   entirely new kind of foe; Ragnar              (TV14)                                  (TVPG)                                  Ben’s sexting. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
   races to dominate in the west.                TRUTV South Beach Tow Ber-              _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel                NICK (11:36) Friends Chandler
   (CC) (HD) (TV14)                              nice continues to violate proto-        Live Actor Ty Burrell; actress          and Joey find a video while in-
   LIFE (11:01) Bring It! The                    col; a couple with a fake handi-        Zoe Kravitz; YG performs. (N)           specting Richard’s apartment.
   Dancing Dolls head to Mem-                    cap placard. (HD) (TV14)                (CC) (HD) (TV14)                        (CC) (TV14)
   phis, Tenn. to compete; Rittany               USA (11:01) Modern Family               ? Entertainment Tonight (N)             OWN Love Thy Neighbor Philip
   pulls Crystianna out of rehears-              Mitchell feels pressured to             (CC) (HD)                               asks if he can date Danny’s
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   TBS Conan Jennifer Lawrence;                  TV series alive. (CC) (HD)              (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                        then leaves his house in disar-
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   must be cleaned or con-                       $ Inside Edition (CC) (HD)              blows into town looking for a           ny makes a new friend. (CC)
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              AMC Hilary Swank) (CC) (HD)                              and a criminal lead double lives. (CC) (HD)                                           tion (R)
                    Tanked “Driving New Tanked “Crazy Client Treehouse Masters                 Tanked “Driving New Tanked “Crazy Client Infested! (HD) (TVPG)
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                    106 & Park: BET’s Top Being Mary Jane              The Game Let’s Stay What’s Love Got to Do With It (R, ‘93) ››› (Angela Bassett, Laurence
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                FX Apes         The Decepticons renew their battle against the Autobots. (HD)                          friend returns. (N)      An old friend returns.
              HALL The Waltons (TVG)        The Waltons (TVG)          The Waltons (TVG)       Middle        Middle    Frasier      Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
              HIST American Pickers         American Pickers           American Pickers        American Pickers        American Pickers         Vikings (11:02) (TV14)
                    Property Brothers       Property Brothers          Property Brothers       Property Brothers (N) House          Hunters Property Brothers
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                    Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family                  Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Deal With Conan (CC) (HD)
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             STARZ Cold Mountain (4:20) Da Vinci’s Demons              Da Vinci’s Demons       Black Sails (TVMA)      High Fidelity (R, ‘00) ››› (CC)
              TMC Sahara (5:15), ‘05 (HD)                 Valhalla Rising (7:20) (NR) ››› Jarhead (R, ‘05) ››› (CC) (HD)                        Vengeance (11:05)
                  Movies                 Children’s              Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                       Sports
TVTIMES                              WEDNESDAY LATE NIGHT                                               March 15-21, 2014                                   43


                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30       2 am        2:30       3 am         3:30       4 am        4:30       5 am         5:30
                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Cops Re- 4:30am                            KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)                   tion (N)     (TVPG)     gram       gram        gram         gram        loaded       Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly       Today (2:07) (CC)      Mad Money (HD)           Early Tdy News          News         News
                   Entertain- The Insid- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- The Doctors (CC)               EP Daily KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC) (HD)
               $ ment Ton. er (CC)        gram         gram       gram       (HD) (TVPG)              (N) (TVG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5            Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Up to the Minute            CBS Morn- KPIX 5        KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News               gram       gram        (3:12) (N)               ing News News           Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)         T. Smiley KVIE Arts Masterpiece Classic (CC) (TVPG)                     Masterpiece Classic Masterpiece Classic
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                         America ABC7            ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                          Morning News            (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)         Business Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                 Happy (CC) (HD)                                  Best Of... (TVG)
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Minute     Minute     Paid Prog. ABC World News Now (N) (CC)            Morning News
               + J. Fallon Seth Meyers                 Daly       Today (2:07) (CC)      Steve Harvey (TVPG) Early Tdy Today              Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Familia-Suerte           Ni Contigo, Ni sin Ti Conducta Noticia 14 Hoy (HD)                      El Gordo y la Flaca     Impacto Noticiero
               4 Sunny         There      Payne        Paternity I Hate My Wrinkles! Whiten Teeth                 Adam Levine             Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               : Chinese News at 7        Path         Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               ? Rules         Raymond King/Hill Sunny            There      Justice     The Better Show          OK! TV (N) Good Day Good Day (N) (HD)
               D TMZ (N) Dish Nat. Friends Raymond Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ’Til Death Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                    FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                   Comics       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P En Otra Piel             Camelia La Texana       Pagado     Pagado      Pagado       Pagado      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado       Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley Image          Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
               ¨ Spiral (TV14)            Spiral (TV14)           Biz Asia America       JN1 News Kazakh          News         drive it! EuroNews News
               ± Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Answers in Genesis Paid Prog. Theatre Like You Wretched Paid Prog. Aspiring Paid Prog. Biblical Vision                                Paid Prog.
              A&E Duck Dynasty (12:01) Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Wahlburgr Wahlburgr Wahlburgr Paid Prog. Dog                               Dog          Paid Prog.
              AMC Pulp Fiction (11:31) (R) ›››› (John Travolta) (HD)         The Core (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (Aaron Eckhart) (CC) (HD)                        Stooges
              ANIM Treehouse Masters Tanked (CC) (TVPG) Tanked (TVPG)                    Orangutan Eden           Big Cat      Big Cat    Meerkat Meerkat
              BET Wendy Williams Show Class Act (PG-13, ‘92) ›› (Christopher Reid) (CC)               Second      Inspiration Popoff      Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO Flipping Real Housewives             Housewives/Atl.       Happens Southern Charm               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Mrs. Dfire Cops Rel. Dog and Beth               Dog and Beth           Paid Prog. PAIN          CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Cook Safe Mad Money (HD)             Worldwide Exchange Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Early Start (HD)                   New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid       Work.      Daily        Colbert    At Mid     Broad City Chappelle Sunny           Sunny        Sunny      Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet Basket. SportsTalk Live               SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Ice Cold Gold (TVPG) Gold Rush (TVPG)           Gold Rush (TVPG)       Popoff       Paid Prog. Teleworld Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea The Soup Chrisley Chelsea RichKids Kardashian                                   Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN NBA Basketball: Spurs at Lakers                 SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N)       NBA Basketball: Pacers at Knicks               Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Daddy        Daddy      Melissa      Melissa    Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Prince                Life Today
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)        The Five (HD)           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Restaurant: Im.         Restaurant: Im.         Diners     Diners      Save My Bakery           Iron Chef America       Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               FX The Americans (12:11) The Americans (1:13) (TVMA)          American Horror Story American Horror Story Unsuper. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers        Cheers      Frasier      Frasier     Frasier      Frasier    Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST American Pickers       American Pickers        American Pickers       Vikings (3:03) (TV14) Paid Prog. Save Our History             Paid Prog.
             HGTV Property Brothers       Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers            Property Brothers        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Preachers’ Daughters Preachers’ Daughters Bring It! (2:02) (TVPG) Bring It! (3:03) (TVPG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            MSNBC All In With Chris       Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Real World: Explosion Are You the One?               Clubland (TVPG)          Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG)
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends George          George     George      George Lopez (3:12) George            George     George       George
              OXY The Back-up Plan (PG-13, ‘10) › (Jennifer Lopez)           Maria       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Hitman      Déjà Vu (PG-13, ‘06) ››› (Denzel Washington) (HD)                      Ways Die Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
              SYFY The Ruins (11) (HD) Camel Spiders (NR) (Brian Krause) (HD)            Ice Spiders (R) › (Patrick Muldoon) (TV14)       Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)             Holmes     Flipped (PG, ‘10) ›› Premiere. (HD)             Married      Married    Married      Earl
              TCM Show of Shows (NR, ‘29) ›› (Frank Fay)          Two Arabian Knights (2:15) ›› A Successful Calamity (3:45) (NR) The Little Giant ››
              TLC Bubble Skin Man         My 600-Lb. Life (CC) The Little Couple         Popoff       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Hawaii Five-0 (12:03) Perception (1:03)         The Mentalist (2:03) NUMB3RS (3:03)             Law & Order (TV14) Smallville (TV14)
             TOON Chicken Aqua            Squidbill. Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Chicken Ghost                       Squidbill. Cleveland King/Hill
             TRUTV Tow         Tow        Tow          Tow        Tow        Tow         Tow          Tow         Full Throttle Saloon Vegas Jail Paid Prog.
            TVLAND Everybody-Raymond Raymond Soul Man Cosby                  The Cosby Show           Cosby       Soul Man ’70s Show ’70s Show Divorced
              USA Psych (12:01) (TVPG) Sirens          Sirens     Law Order: CI          Law Order: CI            Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 The Switch (11) ›› (HD)             Fabulous Life         T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny Fabulous Life
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Stevens Lizzie         Shake It ANT Farm Deck             Deck        Wizards Wizards Deck                  Deck       Fish         Phineas
              ENC Batman Returns (11) Bad Influence (1:10) (R, ‘90) ›››                  Waking Up in Reno (2:50) (R) › Dirty Work (4:25), ‘98 ›
              HBO Girls (CC) Dark Shadows (PG-13) ›› (HD)                    Stay (2:25) ›› (HD)                  Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
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              MAX Lingerie True Lies (12:45) (R, ‘94) ››› (CC) (HD)                      Banshee (3:10) (CC) Life-Top Network (4:45) (R) (HD)
             SHOW The Cold Light of Day (12:15) (HD)              Love Ranch (R, ‘10) › (CC) (HD)                 Perfect Sense (R) (HD)               All Access
             STARZ Black Sails (TVMA) Premium Rush ›››                       Love Is All You Need (2:40) (R, ‘12) ››           XXX: State of the Union (4:45)
              TMC Vengeance (11:05)       Busty Coeds vs. Lusty              Bel Ami (R) ›› (HD)                  The Crew (4:15) (R) › Premiere. (HD)
                 Movies                 Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                  News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                   THURSDAY MORNING                                               March 15-21, 2014                                    44

                      6 am         6:30       7 am        7:30        8 am        8:30       9 am         9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute      Minute      Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Veronica Roth and Ansel Elgort. (N)           Live With Kelly         Today (N) (CC)           Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                            Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Bay Area
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) NCAA
                                                                                                                                                         Basketball
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg               Dinosaur Sesame Street (N)           Tiger        Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)          ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (N) (TVPG)      (TV14)                   News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou     Curious Cat in the Peg              Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (N)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)               News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Veronica Roth; Ansel Elgort. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                      News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC)                      NCAA
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                     Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Paid Prog. America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : DivinePlan Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China                Nima TV Persian New Year Special (TVPG)
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)       Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal In Focus Journal European Euro                        Good        Journal     Quadriga Journal        In Focus News             Euromaxx
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. People            Justice     The Dr. Oz Show         Justice     Justice      Court        Court
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                        Pagado      Gran Cine                                        A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Life Today Paid Prog. Queen Latifah             Rachael Ray (TVG)       Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                            Acceso      La Promesa (HD)
               R Cambio de Vida            Noticiero Deporte Hechos AM (7:50)                                      El Coffee Break          Cosas de la Vida
               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                              WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                 Dinosaur
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               ¨ After 10 France 24 Kazakh Hello                   ETV         EuroNews Newsline NHK               News        RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Bay Vista California Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible              Bible       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Tin Cup (R) (HD)
               ¥ Like You Wommack J. Meyer Prince                  Life Today Jenzeten The 700 Club (TVG) Health                            Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog            Dog         Dog         Dog         Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Back to School (PG-13) ››› (HD)                         Cop Land (HD)
              ANIM My Cat From Hell        Animal Cops Phil.       Animal Cops Phil.       Pit Bulls and Parolees Tanked: Unfiltered        Dirty Jobs (TV14)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)               Popoff      Matters     Matters     My Wife My Wife The Game The Game Steve Harvey: Trippin’
            BRAVO Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC           Housewives/OC           Housewives/OC           Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        Mrs. Doubtfire (PG, ‘93) ››› (Robin Williams) (CC) (HD)
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)              Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                  Wolf (N) (HD)            CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Daily              Colbert     Sunny       South Pk Comedy Review
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                   Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. Grill-Pro Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                      Disappeared (TVPG) Wicked Attraction
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Saved/        Saved/      Saved/      Saved/      Saved/      Saved/      The Fabul Kristin        After Shock: Heidi &
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC) (HD)
              FAM J. Meyer Grace           ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) (HD)                          America’s News HQ The Real Story
             FOOD Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dinner              Challenge (TVG)          Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Buffy, Vampire Slayer Old Dogs (PG, ‘09) › (John Travolta) (HD)           Two Men Two Men The Bounty Hunter ›
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. PAIN         Civil War Journal       The Hunt for John Wilkes Booth (TVPG)           Lincoln President Abraham Lincoln. (TVPG)
             HGTV Paid Prog. Dina Party Selling LA My First My First My First My First My First My First My First My First My First
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing All Mixed Unsolved Mysteries Frasier                Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                     Andrea Mitchell         Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG) Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Girl Code Ridic.                                 Ridic.
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                     PAW         Umizoomi Dora...        Dora...      Bubble       Bubble
              OWN The Dr. Oz Show          The Dr. Oz Show         Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY Glee (CC) (TV14)         Glee (CC) (TV14)        The Face (TVPG)         The Face (TVPG)         The Face (TVPG)          Maria        Duplex
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Foxy & Co. “Pilot”          Pterodactyl (Coolio) (CC) (TV14)                 Triassic Attack ››
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married     There       Browns Payne            Prince      Prince      NCAA Basketball
              TCM Easy to Love (6:15) (NR) ››          Young Ideas (NR, ‘43) ›             Blonde Fever (NR, ‘44) ››           Any Number Can Play (NR) ››
               TLC Cake         Cake       Multiples Baby          Baby        Quints      Kate Plus 8 (TVPG) My Brand New Face Extreme Extreme
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)          Charmed (TVPG)          Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) NCAA Basketball
             TOON Gumball Gumball Ben 10               Beyblade Pokémon Scooby             Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo Garfield Looney Tunes (TVY)
              TRAV Airport      Airport    No Reservation          Food Paradise (TVPG) Food Paradise (TVG) Food Paradise (TVG) Food Paradise (TVPG)
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. NCAA Tip-Off (N) (HD) (Live)            2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (HD) (Live)
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Griffith          Andy Griffith Show      Griffith     Gunsmoke (11:09)
              USA Sirens        Sirens     Suits (HD) (TV14)       Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI           Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          Music       Gossip      Morning Buzz             The Switch (HD)
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TV14)
              DISN Henry        Chugging Ella the      Mickey      Pirates     Mickey      Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia           Mickey       Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement A Knight’s Tale (7:50) (PG-13) ››                       Scent of a Woman (10:05) ›››
              HBO Game          Ray (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Jamie Foxx) (HD)                     Six by Sondheim (HD)                Dream House › (HD)
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              MAX Network (4:45) (R, ‘76) Blown Away (6:50) (R) ›› (HD)                    The Thin Red Line (8:50) (R, ‘98) ››› (HD)                    Lethal 4
             SHOW The Long Walk Home, ‘90 ››› Basquiat (7:40) (R, ‘96) ›› (HD)                         Every Day ›› (HD)                    Kinky Boots (11:05)
             STARZ XXX State Hotel Transylvania ››                 Men in Black 3 (8:10) (PG-13) ››                High Fidelity (10:05) (R, ‘00) ›››
              TMC The Little Match Makers (5:55)       Tin Men (7:45) (R) ››› (HD)                     Peter and Vandy (9:40) (NR) ›› V.I. Warshawski ››
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                       Sports
TVTIMES                                THURSDAY AFTERNOON                                                March 15-21, 2014                                    45

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30        2 pm        2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Eco Co. Trisha Goddard               Maury (CC) (TV14)       Minute        Minute     The Dr. Oz Show        News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (TVG)          Katie (CC) (TVPG)        The Dr. Oz Show        News          NBC News
              $     Pain Free Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU             The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
                    2014 NCAA Basketball                            The Queen Latifah
               % (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) Tournament (11:30) Show (CC) (TVPG)                   Judge
                                                                                            Judy
                                                                                                          CBS        2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC)
                                                                                                          Evening (HD) (Live)
               & Sid           Thomas Clifford          Moveable Amelia Earhart             Rotaries-Mountain        Wonders Newsline News                Business
                    The Chew Easy sup- General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie Kate Gosselin; ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                                World
               _ pers; Curtis Stone. (N) (CC) (TVPG)                lionaire    (TVG)       Julianne Moore. (CC) (N) (CC) (HD)              News          News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                            PBS NewsHour (N)         News        Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (N) (CC)         General Hospital (N) Millionaire Minute          Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres             News          ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres                           News          NBC News
               ` 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (11:30) The Price Is Right (N) News                      CBS News 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC)
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                    Hoy (HD)                La Mujer del             El Gordo y la Flaca    Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (N)                           ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Spring Breezes By        Path        Paid Prog. AntiAging Wrinkles? Paid Prog. Music              Beat       Paid Prog. Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge       Bill Cunningham          The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                 Steve Harvey (TVPG)
               @ Journal In Focus Classic Art Showcase Euro                     Politics    Journal       In Focus Journal       Quadriga Classic Art Showcase
               D Cops Rel. Cops Rel. The Test (CC) (TV14) Trisha Goddard                    Maury (CC) (TV14)        TMZ Live (N) (TVPG) Middle           Middle
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (N)               The Test (CC) (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show           Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News                News
               J Don Cheto                 Cine de la Tarde                                 Lagrimita y Costel       Estrellas Hoy          Al Día        Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                   Judge       Judge       Bill Cunningham          The Office King        King          Fam. Guy
               P Avenida Brasil (HD)                                Suelta la Sopa          Lo Mejor                 Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                   Cuando Seas Mía         Callamos Mujeres         Grachi (TVY)           Ventaneando
               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney             Caillou     Thomas Builder          Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur             Martha        WordGirl
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               ¨ China         Euromaxx Midday (N) (TVPG)           Healthy     Sit/Be Fit Mexican Signing Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± Tin Cup (11) (R, ‘96) ››› (HD)                     Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI          Law Order: CI
               ¥ Pure Pas Journey Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Ministry Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E CSI: Miami (TV14)        Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)           The First 48 (TV14)    The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC Cop Land (11) (R) (HD)                Pulp Fiction (R, ‘94) ›››› (John Travolta) (CC) (HD)                     The Departed (R) (HD)
              ANIM Swamp’d! Swamp’d! Gator Boys (TVPG) Finding Bigfoot                      Finding Bigfoot          Wild West Alaska       Last Frontier
               BET Steve Harvey: Still Trippin’ (11) What’s Love Got to Do With It (R) ››› (Angela Bassett) (HD)                 Matters    The Game The Game
            BRAVO Housewives/OC            Matchmaker               Matchmaker              Matchmaker               Matchmaker             Matchmkr Matchmkr
              CMT Dukes-Hazzard            Party Down South         Party Down South        Party Down South         Party Down South       Party Down South
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                        Fast Money (N)          Mad Money (N)            The Kudlow Report American Greed
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                     The Situation Room (N) (HD)           Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Commun Run Fat Boy Run (12:34) (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (CC) (HD)                  Sunny         Sunny      Sunny       Futurama Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Hard Charge              The Dan Patrick Show Poker                       Legends                                         SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.             Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Sins & Secrets (TV14) Amish Mafia (TV14) Amish Mafia (TV14) Amish Mafia (TV14) Amish Mafia (TV14) Clash of the Ozarks
                E! E! News (TVPG)          Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex and the City                           Kardashian
             ESPN Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (CC)                College GameDay (N) SportsCenter (N)             MLB Baseball
             ESPN2 SportsNation (N)        Numbers Never Lie Insiders ESPN FC SportsNation (CC)                      NFL Live (N) (CC)      World Series
              FAM 8 Rules 8, Rules Reba                 Reba        Reba        Reba        Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Middle                Middle
              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto              The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report           Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Pioneer Contessa Cooking Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada                                  Contessa Contessa Pioneer Trisha’s
                FX The Bounty Hunter (11) (HD)          How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Transformers: Dark of the Moon (PG-13) ›› (HD)
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST Lincoln (10) (TVPG) Vikings (CC) (TV14) Pawn                 Pawn        Pawn          Pawn       Pawn Stars (TVPG)      Pawn          Pawn
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Income Property                 Income Property         Income Property          Income Property        Income Property
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Charmed (TVPG)                        Charmed (TVPG)         Wife Swap (TVG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Alex Wagner              The Ed Show (N)         PoliticsNation (N)       Hardball Matthews      All In With Chris
              MTV Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.        Ridic.     Ridic.      Ridic.     Fantasy Fantasy
              NICK PAW         PAW         Wally        Peter       Rabbids Sponge. Sponge. Parents Parents Sanjay                          Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dateline on OWN              Dateline on OWN         Dateline on OWN          Dateline on OWN        Dateline on OWN
              OXY Duplex (11:30) ›› Premiere.           Ghost (PG-13, ‘90) ››› (Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore)          Duplex (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (Ben Stiller)
             SPIKE Wildest Police Videos Cops           Cops        Cops        Cops        Cops          Cops       Cops        Hitman (NR, ‘07) ›› (HD)
              SYFY Triassic Attack (11) Age of the Dragons (PG-13, ‘11) › (HD)              Age of Dinosaurs (NR, ‘13) (CC) (HD)            Indiana Jones
               TBS NCAA Basketball         2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (HD) (Live)                2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (3:45) (N)
              TCM Any Nmbr Some            The Power and the Prize ››           The Legend of Lylah Clare (2:45) (R) ›› (Kim Novak)         The Hindenburg ››
               TLC What Not to Wear        19 Kids and Counting The Little Couple           Say Yes Say Yes Gown                 Gown       Medium Medium
               TNT NCAA Basketball                      2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC)                     2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (4:15) (N)
             TOON Tom & Jerry (TVG)        Tom-Jerry Tom-Jerry Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular
              TRAV Food Paradise (TVPG) Bizarre Foods               Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods                Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods
             TRUTV 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (HD) (Live)              TBA         NCAA          NCAA       2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (4:15) (N)
            TVLAND Gunsmoke Gunsmoke (TVPG)             Gunsmoke (1:40) (CC) (TVPG)         Bonanza (2:50) (CC) Bonanza (TVPG)              Griffith      Griffith
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TVTIMES                        THURSDAY EVENING                                       March 15-21, 2014                               46

                                                                                                          HIST Pawn Stars A WWII em-
7 p.m.                                                      Thursday                                      balming kit is brought into the
                                                                                                          shop; a pair of Reid knuckle
^ The Big Bang Theory Penny                                                                               duster pistols. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
and Leonard try to recover from                                       Real World”; musician David         NICK (8:45) SpongeBob
an awkward hookup. (CC) (HD)                                                                              SquarePants Mr. Krabs wishes
(TVPG)                             7:30 p.m.                          Broom performs. (CC) (TV14)
                                                                      DSC Clash of the Ozarks (CC)        that he could talk to money;
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        ^ The Big Bang Theory              (HD)                                SpongeBob competes against a
(HD) (TVPG)                        Leonard must choose between        HALL The Waltons While home         patty-making machine. (CC)
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)        Penny and his new girlfriend,      on leave, Ashley Longworth Jr.      (TVY7)
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)        Priya. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            asks Erin to marry him right        TVLND Gilligan’s Island The
(TVG)                              # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       away. (CC) (TVG)                    Skipper discovers he is allergic
) Nightly Business Report          $ Entertainment Tonight (N)        HBO Girls Hannah invites Elijah     to Gilligan. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                (CC) (HD)                          to join her in her quest to com-
                                   _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM            (CC) (HD) (TVG)
                                                                      plete an assignment; Jessa
                                                                      looks for a job; Hannah,
                                                                                                          9 p.m.
(N) (CC)                           ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)            Shoshanna and Elijah attend         ^ H American Idol Contes-
? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        Marnie’s performance. (CC)          tants face elimination. (N
                                   (HD) (TVPG)                        (HD) (TVMA)                         Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)
(TVPG)
                                   ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            HIST Pawn Stars Semie Mose-         (TVPG)
D KTVU News at 7pm on              (TVPG)                             ley’s personal guitar is brought    # + (9:01) Hollywood Game
TV36                               D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         into the shop; a signed photos      Night Nate Berkus; Erika Chris-
H L Two and a Half Men             H L Two and a Half Men                                                 tensen; Michelle Trachtenberg;
Rose takes care of sick Charlie                                       of Enola Gay. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                   Alan fears he has a dark side,     LIFE Project Runway: Under          Mel B.; Padma Lakshmi;
in a strange way. (CC) (HD)        until Charlie admits to a nasty                                        Michael Weatherly. (N) (CC)
(TV14)                                                                the Gunn After an argument,
                                   trick. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            the mentors confront the            (HD) (TV14)
V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)            A&E Duck Dynasty Jase gets a                                           $ House A woman in an open
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)                                                 judges. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                   one-day promotion; Phil surpris-   OWN 20/20 on OWN Two                marriage suddenly becomes ill
± Law & Order: Criminal In-        es his hardworking grandchil-                                          during a date with her
                                                                      cousins, 14 and 15 years old,
tent The body of a young           dren. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                 boyfriend. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                      are offered a ride on their way
woman missing for 20 years is      BRAVO (7:45) The Real House-       to a local fast food restaurant     _ * Grey’s Anatomy Bailey
found buried underneath an old     wives of New York City Aviva       by two strangers; Instead, the      asks Richard to join her on the
family home. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      gets a book deal for her mem-      girls are forced into the world     case of a lifetime; Callie
A&E Duck Dynasty The Robert-       oir; Sonja meets Aviva’s ex-hus-                                       shocks Derek. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                                                      of sexual slavery. (CC) (HD)
sons host their church’s annual    band for dinner. (CC) (HD)                                             (TV14)
                                                                      (TV14)                              ` CBS 13 News (N) (HD)
trick-or-treat event at the Duck   (TV14)
                                                                      STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)       4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
Commander warehouse. (CC)          COM The Daily Show With Jon
                                                                      The Pazzis plot to kill Lorenzo     KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)
(HD) (TVPG)                        Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                      and Giuliano on Easter Sunday;      ? L Reign Kenna fears for
COM The Colbert Report (CC)        HIST Pawn Stars Corey buys a
                                   sword without getting a second     the Turk reveals the location of    her safety after another violent
(HD) (TVPG)                                                           the Book of Leaves; Lucrezia
DSC Clash of the Ozarks (CC)       opinion. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                              incident with King Henry. (N)
                                   TVLND Gilligan’s Island An im-     makes a confession; Leonardo        (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(HD)                                                                  tries to save the Medicis. (CC)
                                   postor squanders the Howell                                            D The Big Bang Theory
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                            (HD) (TVMA)                         Leonard must choose between
HALL The Waltons John and          fortune. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
                                                                      TLC Here Comes Honey Boo            Penny and his new girlfriend,
Olivia must make a decision                                           Boo Creepy crawlers, fart bags      Priya. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
about publishing a manuscript
John-Boy wrote while overseas.
                                   8 p.m.                             and “klever” costumes. (CC)
                                                                      (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                          ¨ Unni Lindell Cato Isaksen
                                   ^ H Hell’s Kitchen Duos                                                continues to investigate the
(CC) (TVG)                                                            TVLND Gilligan’s Island The         murder case. (N) (Part 2 of 2)
HIST Pawn Stars A World Se-        must accomplish basic culinary     castaways fear that there is a
                                   tasks during a race; challenge                                         (TV14)
ries ring from the 1995 Atlanta                                       ghost on the island. (CC) (HD)      ± Law & Order: Criminal In-
                                   winners go to San Francisco.       (TVG)
Braves is brought into the         (N) (CC) (HD PA) (TV14)                                                tent Evidence suggests ex-cops
shop; a Sho-Bud steel guitar.                                         USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       may be responsible for the mur-
                                   # + Community The gang             tims Unit A popular sports re-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   decides to help Hickey and his                                         der of a city auditor and his
LIFE Project Runway: Under                                            porter accuses a cameraman          family. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                   estranged son reunite. (N) (CC)    of rape and stalking. (CC) (HD)
the Gunn The designers must        (HD) (TVPG)                                                            A&E Duck Dynasty Jase buys
use beach party materials. (CC)                                       (TV14)                              an all-terrain vehicle; Kay be-
                                   $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)
(HD) (TVPG)                        (HD)                                                                   comes a text-messaging men-
                                                                                                          ace after she gets a new
OWN 20/20 on OWN Riley Fox
was three when her abused
                                   _ * Once Upon a Time in
                                   Wonderland Cyrus and Alice un-
                                                                      8:30 p.m.                           phone. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
and strangled body was found       cover alarming information; the    # + Parks and Recreation            BRAVO The Millionaire Match-
in a local river; her doting fa-   Knave must surrender informa-      Leslie throws a Galentine’s Day     maker A financial advisor living
ther’s confession was shock-       tion to Jafar. (N) (CC) (HD)       in an effort to find a new          the frat boy life wants to settle
                                   (TVPG)                             friend; Ron looks after Andy. (N)   down; a cosmetic dentist wants
ing. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                                                     a wife. (N) (HD) (TV14)
STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)      4 30 Rock Jack tries to take       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                      4 Community Britta and Troy         COM It’s Always Sunny in
Leonardo builds an underwater      back a drunken New Year’s Eve
                                                                      have secrets they decide to         Philadelphia Bad blood with old
suit and travels through the       mistake. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                      share with their friends. (CC)      foes compromises the ideal
sewers to enter the Vatican,       ? L The Vampire Diaries Da-
                                                                      (HD) (TVPG)                         Thanksgiving. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
where he meets the pope and        mon tries to figure out how to                                         DSC Lords of the Car Hoards
                                   make a disturbing confession;      D Modern Family Phil gets a
the mysterious prisoner; Giu-                                                                             (CC) (HD)
                                   Caroline uncovers a secret. (N)    new RV for a fun family road
liano reveals the identity of                                                                             ENC Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)
                                   (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   trip; Jay and Gloria search for
Rome’s spy. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                                          Manny’s backpack. (CC) (HD)         Leonardo builds an underwater
TLC Welcome to Myrtle Manor        D Modern Family The kids                                               suit and travels through the
                                   find Claire and Phil in bed in a   (TVPG)
Marvin thinks he solved the                                           ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)                 sewers to enter the Vatican,
                                   compromising position. (CC)                                            where he meets the pope and
Myrtle Manor rat mystery;                                             A&E Duck Dynasty The broth-
                                   (HD) (TVPG)                                                            the mysterious prisoner; Giu-
Jared lands a music gig; Anne      ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                 ers compete to see who is the
faces cancer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                        most physically and mentally        liano reveals the identity of
                                   ± Law & Order: Criminal In-                                            Rome’s spy. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
TVLND The Andy Griffith Show       tent A Russian mobster’s           fit; Miss Kay wants a cat. (CC)
Opie learns a lesson in friend-                                                                           FX Saint George George dis-
                                   daughter is decapitated. (CC)      (HD) (TVPG)                         covers he’s been ignoring his
ship when he befriends a new-      (HD) (TV14)                        BRAVO (8:45) The Real House-
comer to Mayberry. (CC) (HD)                                                                              son. (N) (HD) (TV14)
                                   A&E Duck Dynasty Si tools          wives of New York City (N)          HALL The Middle A store clerk
(TVPG)                             around in a mobility scooter;      (CC) (HD) (TV14)
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-                                                                             makes an assumption that
                                   Phil must find a new pet turtle    COM Chappelle’s Show The            leaves Frankie feeling humiliat-
tims Unit ADA Sonya Paxton         for Miss Kay. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     true Hollywood stories of singer    ed. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
tries to help an old friend who    COM Chappelle’s Show “Girls        Rick James and actor Charlie
starts receiving personal          Gone Wild”; “Antwone Fisher”;      Murphy; music guest Ludacris.
threats. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          “Ask a Gay Guy”; “The Mad          (CC) (TV14)                            Continued on next page
TVTIMES                          THURSDAY EVENING                                         March 15-21, 2014                               47

HIST Pawn Stars A jacket from        $ House The team treats an           TNT Supernatural Dean and           % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
the first-ever Pro Bowl is           ailing groom; House, Chase           Sam make a surprising discov-       Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
brought into the shop; a 1965        and Foreman visit a karaoke          ery as they investigate some        (HD)
Buick Riviera. (N) (CC) (HD)         bar. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                recent vampire deaths. (CC)         _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
(TVPG)                               % Family Feud (CC) (HD)              (HD) (TV14)                         (CC) (HD)
LIFE Project Runway: Under           (TVPG)                               TVLND The King of Queens            * News 10 at 11:00pm With
the Gunn (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        _ * Scandal Sally arranges           While at a wedding, Doug plays      Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
NICK Full House The circulation      a meeting with the NRA, send-        a lewd joke with a disposable       Schornack. Breaking stories
of a nasty rumor leads               ing the White House into a tail-     camera. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            plus an in-depth look at local
Stephanie to dish out some           spin. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)           USA (10:01) Sirens A dying          news, politics, investigations,
dirt on Gia. (CC) (TVG)              ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)             man inspires Johnny to finally      sports. Chief Meteorologist
OWN 20/20 on OWN Mayra               (HD)                                 speak to his father; Brian takes    Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
Barazza admitted to killing Gre-     4 Community Annie puts to-           Hank on a quest. (N) (CC) (HD)      casts. (N) (CC)
gorio Espinosa; her troubled         gether a baby shower for             (TV14)                              + NBC Bay Area News at 11
past could threaten her self-de-     Shirley; Shirley works to keep                                           (N) (HD)
fense claim. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        Senor Chang out of her life.                                             ` Late Show With David Let-
SPIKE iMPACT Wrestling (N)           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     10:30 p.m.                          terman Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting;
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                     ? The Middle An accident             % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)          Dale Earnhardt Jr.; The Fray
TBS Family Guy When Peter’s          leads to a visit from a social       (TVPG)                              performs. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
boss tells him he needs to pick      worker. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             4 30 Rock Jack learns he            4 Cheaters Ronnie suspects
up the pace, Lois goes to the        D Seinfeld George realizes his                                           Sharon is being unfaithful; fol-
                                                                          must give up his secret collec-
brewery to help him. (CC) (HD)       girlfriend’s slang may leave out                                         low-up. (CC) (TVPG)
                                     vital information. (CC) (HD)         tion of cookie jars. (CC) (HD)
(TV14)                                                                    (TVPG)                              ? CW31 News (N)
TLC Here Comes Honey Boo             (TVPG)                                                                   D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
                                     H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)          ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)
Boo Sharing never before seen                                             D Friends Ross wants to             H L The Arsenio Hall Show
moments; cringeworthy details.       (TVPG)                                                                   (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                     L KPIX 5 News on the CW              move to London; Joey is in a
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                          ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
                                     (N) (HD)                             PBS telethon; Monica and
TNT Hawaii Five-0 When a mur-                                                                                 ± Criminal Minds Con artist’s
                                     ± Criminal Minds Investigat-         Chandler argue. (CC) (HD)           crimes escalate as his mental
der victim lands in Dog the
                                     ing a series of teen suicides in     (TVPG)                              health declines. (CC) (HD)
Bounty Hunter’s vehicle,
Catherine goes under cover.          Wyoming. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            L The Office Everyone abuses        (TV14)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     A&E Breaking Boston Val and          the office’s new espresso ma-       A&E (11:01) Breaking Boston
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-           her parents meet with a college      chine; Dwight takes Clark on a      Val and her parents meet with
mond Robert’s mother-in-law is       financial adviser; Kristina wants    sales call. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        a college financial adviser;
concealing a secret. (CC) (HD)       Mikey to meet her family. (N)        COM Tosh.0 Tosh talks about         Kristina wants Mikey to meet
(TVPG)                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     advice he received from his         her family. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
USA Suits (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)       BRAVO Online Dating Rituals          sexpert. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           BRAVO Watch What Happens:
                                     of the American Male A film di-      E! Chrisley Knows Best Todd         Live Singer Enrique Iglesias. (N)
                                     rector has dreams of a Holly-        Chrisley micromanages his fam-      (HD)
9:30 p.m.                            wood romance; a young million-       ily just like his business and      COM The Daily Show With Jon
                                     aire is a self-proclaimed player.    tries to stay ahead. (HD) (TV14)    Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)
` Entertainment Tonight (N)                                               HALL Frasier Frasier disap-
(CC) (HD)                            (N) (HD) (TV14)                                                          DSC Lords of the Car Hoards
                                     COM Review Critic Forrest            points the “Star Trek” fan who      (CC) (HD)
D The Big Bang Theory Penny
                                     MacNeil reviews real-life experi-    is teaching him Hebrew for bar      E! Chelsea Lately Comic Brad
and Leonard try to recover from
                                     ences including eating pan-          mitzvah speech. (CC) (TVPG)         Wollack; snowboarder Shaun
an awkward hookup. (CC) (HD)
(TVPG)                               cakes. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          LIFE (10:31) Celebrity Home         White. (N) (HD) (TV14)
A&E Duck Dynasty Jase puts           DSC Fast N’ Loud (CC) (HD)           Raiders (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)
                                     (TVG)                                NICK Full House Jesse’s             (TVG)
an invention to the test; Priscil-
                                     ENC Da Vinci’s Demons (iTV)          cousin (John Stamos in a dual       HALL Frasier Frasier interviews
la and Meritt are introduced to
                                     The Pazzis plot to kill Lorenzo      role), visiting from Greece, is a   numerous housekeepers and fi-
mutton busting. (CC) (HD)
                                     and Giuliano on Easter Sunday;       con artist. (CC) (TVG)              nally hires a less-than-qualified
(TVPG)                               the Turk reveals the location of
COM Tosh.0 (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                               TBS Family Guy Meg cannot           applicant. (CC) (Part 1 of 3)
                                     the Book of Leaves; Lucrezia         find a date for the junior prom.    (TVPG)
FX (9:31) Anger Management           makes a confession; Leonardo
Charlie is in trouble when he                                             (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    HBO A Real Sex Xtra: Katie
                                     tries to save the Medicis. (CC)      TRUTV Impractical Jokers The        Morgan: A Porn Star Revealed
finds out that a woman he had        (HD) (TVMA)
slept with is related to his su-                                          Jokers lack customer service        The adult-film star discusses
                                     HALL Frasier Frasier enlists         skills as bumbling bellhops,        her life and career. (CC) (TVMA)
pervisor. (N) (HD) (TV14)            Martin and Roz in his efforts to
HALL The Middle Mike tries to                                             pitch strange inventions to a       HIST (11:02) Vikings Ragnar
                                     get revenge on Bulldog for a         confused focus group, and           and Ecbert come face to face;
teach Axl a lesson after he is       harsh prank. (CC) (TVPG)
suspended from school. (CC)                                               serve lunch with a side of awk-     Jarl Borg rules Kattegat with an
                                     HIST Vikings Ragnar and              ward when they man a hot dog        iron fist. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                          Ecbert come face to face; Jarl
HIST Pawn Stars Pendants                                                  stand. The guys reach high to       LIFE (11:02) Bring It! (CC)
                                     Borg rules Kattegat with an iron     surprise tonight’s big loser.       (HD) (TVPG)
from the first two Super Bowls       fist. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
are brought into the shop; a                                              (HD) (TV14)                         NICK Friends Monica invites
                                     LIFE (10:01) Celebrity Home          TVLND The King of Queens            Rachel’s rival to a party;
pair of Igorot spears. (N) (CC)      Raiders Kit and Martin go to
(HD) (TVPG)                                                               Doug has a disagreement with        Phoebe and Mike feed a rat lit-
                                     the home of Rick Harrison from       his contractor, who then leaves     ter. (CC) (TV14)
NICK Full House D.J. anxiously       “Pawn Stars.” (N) (CC) (HD)
awaits college-entrance exam.                                             his house in disarray. (CC) (HD)    OWN 20/20 on OWN Two
                                     (TVPG)                               (TVPG)                              cousins, 14 and 15 years old,
(CC) (TVG)                           NICK Full House Michelle
TBS Family Guy Lois teaches a                                             USA (10:32) Modern Family           are offered a ride on their way
                                     bonds with Jesse’s visiting                                              to a local fast food restaurant
sex-ed class at the high school                                           On Election Day, the family
                                     grandfather, who dies. (CC)                                              by two strangers; Instead, the
when she learns Chris has            (TVG)                                does some last-minute cam-
some incorrect information.                                               paigning for Claire. (CC) (HD)      girls are forced into the world
                                     OWN 20/20 on OWN Sara                                                    of sexual slavery. (CC) (HD)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                     Johnson’s parents didn’t ap-         (TVPG)
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-                                                                                    (TV14)
                                     prove of her boyfriend; when                                             SHOW Gigolos The personal
mond The Barones are forced
to consider life without Ray-
                                     they’re found dead, Sara be-
                                     comes a suspect. (N) (HD)
                                                                          11 p.m.                             and professional lives of Las
mond. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                    ^ Modern Family Phil gets a         Vegas escorts. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                     (TV14)                                                                   (TVMA)
                                     TBS Family Guy Stewie marries        new RV for a fun family road
                                                                                                              SPIKE Ink Master Getting up
                                     his old friend Olivia; Lois intro-   trip; Jay and Gloria search for
10 p.m.                              duces Peter to chick flicks. (CC)    Manny’s backpack. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                              close and awkward with naked
                                                                                                              canvases. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)          (HD) (TV14)                          (TVPG)                              SYFY Foxy & Co. (CC) (HD)
(HD)                                 TLC Welcome to Myrtle Manor          # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM            TBS Conan Actor Mark
# + Parenthood Sarah anx-            Myrtle Manor and Village Creek       Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)      Wahlberg; actress Kathryn
iously waits for a response on       compete; surprising Miss Peggy       (HD)
her final project; Amber encour-     for her 80th birthday. (N) (CC)      $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
ages Drew. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)      (HD) (TV14)                          (CC) (HD)                              Continued on next page
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                       News        ModernBig Bang Big Bang Hell’s Kitchen (N)             American Idol (N         Ten O’clock News (N) Modern           Seinfeld
                ^                  FamilyTheory       Theory       (CC) (TV14)            Same-day Tape) (CC) (CC) (HD)                    Family        (TVPG)
                   KCRA 3          News  Access       Extra (N) Communi- Parks and Hollywood Game                  Parenthood “The Of- News              Tonight
                # Reports                Hollywood (TVPG)          ty (N)      Recreation Night (9:01) (N) (TV14) fer” (N) (CC) (TV14)                   Show
                   KRON 4 Evening        The Insid- Entertain- KRON 4 News at 8 (N) House Woman in an House The team treats News                         Inside Edi-
                $ News (5) (N) (CC)      er (N)       ment Ton. (CC) (HD)                 open marriage falls ill. an ailing groom.                      tion
                   NCAA       2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) Toyota Postgame                 Family       Judge      KPIX 5        Late Show
                % Basketball                                                              Show                     Feud         Judy (N) News            Letterman
                   PBS NewsHour (N)      The This Old House California’s Gold “Half Foyle’s War Body on a Rick Steves Special: Symphonic KVIE Arts
                & (CC) (HD)              Hour (N) (CC) (TVG) Dome” (TVG)                  deserted beach.          Journey (TVG)                         Showcase
                   ABC7 News 6:00PM Jeopardy! Wheel of Once Upon a Time in Grey’s Anatomy Callie Scandal (N) (CC) (HD) ABC7                              Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)          (N) (TVG) Fortune Wonderland (N) (CC) shocks Derek. (N)                   (TV14)                  News          Kimmel
                   PBS NewsHour (CC) Nightly          Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
                ) (HD)                   Business
                   News 10 Inside Edi- Jeopardy! Wheel of Once Upon a Time in Grey’s Anatomy Callie Scandal (N) (CC) (HD) News                           Jimmy
                * at 6:00pm tion (N) (N) (TVG) Fortune Wonderland (N) (CC) shocks Derek. (N)                       (TV14)                                Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News Extra (N) Access              Communi- Parks and Hollywood Game               Parenthood “The Of- Bay Area Tonight
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)     (TVPG)       Hollywood ty (N)         Recreation Night (9:01) (N) (TV14) fer” (N) (CC) (TV14)     News          Show
                   NCAA       2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) CBS 13             Entertain- CBS 13 News at 10p Late Show With David
                ` Basketball                                                              News (N) ment Ton. (N) (HD)                      Letterman (TVPG)
                   Noticias Noticiero De Que Te Quiero, Te Por Siempre Mi Amor Lo Que la Vida Me                   Qué Pobres Tan Ricos Noticias Noticiero
                . 14          Univisión Quiero (N) (TV14)          (N) (TV14)             Robó (N) (TV14)          (N) (TV14)              14            Uni
                   Meet the Meet the ABC7 News on KOFY 30 Rock Communi- ABC7 News at 9:00PM Communi- 30 Rock Cheaters ABC7
                4 Browns Browns 7PM (N) (CC)
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                   TV Patrol Balitang Chinese News at 7            Entertainment News Little Daddy (TVPG) Chinese News at 10 Who is the Smartest
                : (Tagalog). America                               Year Ender 2013
                   The Mid- Engage- Family            Family       The Vampire Diaries Reign “The Darkness” The Mid- The Insid- CW31                     Entertain-
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                   World      World      Classic      Classic      Journal     Kick Off! Journal      In Focus World            World      Kpop          Kpop
                @ Channel Channel Arts Show Arts Show News                     Count.     News                     Channel Channel
                   How I Met How I Met KTVU           TMZ (N) Modern           Modern     Big Bang Big Bang Seinfeld Friends               10 O’Clock News (CC)
                D                        News         (TVPG)       Family      Family     Theory      Theory       (TVPG)       (TVPG)     (HD)
                   FOX 40     TMZ (N) Two and a Two and a Hell’s Kitchen (N)              American Idol (N         FOX 40 News (N) (CC) The Arsenio Hall
                H News        (TVPG)     Half Men Half Men (CC) (TV14)                    Same-day Tape) (CC) (TVPG)                       Show (CC) (TV14)
                   Que Jala- Estudio 2 Esto es Guerra (HD) Retofamosos                    Noches con Platanito Alarma TV Noticiero- Universal Pare de
                J da                                                                      (HD)                                  Enri.      Church        Sufrir
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                L sons        Feud       Half Men Half Men (N) (CC) (TV14)                (N) (CC) (TV14)          News         (TVPG)     Show (CC) (TV14)
                   Noticias Noticiero Caso Cerrado: Edi-           La Impostora (N) (HD) En Otra Piel (N) (HD) Camelia La Texana (N) Noticias Titulares y
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                V Kratts      Business
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                   RTE News S. Asia      The Debate (N) (CC) RT News Newsline Unni Lindell “The Honey Trap” Isaksen investi- Biz Asia America (N)
                ¨             Newsline                             (N) (CC) (N) (CC) gates murder. (N) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14)                (CC)
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                ≤ El Chavo (TVG)         Vivan los Niños (N) Elektra (NR) ›› (Jennifer Garner) (HD)                La Viuda Negra (N)      Contacto Deportivo
                   The 700 Club (CC)     Building a 7th St.        Interna- People        Death of Truth: De-      James Ro- Paid Pro- Camp Meeting (TVPG)
                ¥ (HD) (TVG)             Difference Theatre        tional      Like You cline of Culture (N)       bison        gram
                 Movies                Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                    News                       Sports

    Hahn; comedian Chad Daniels.                  USA (11:02) Psych (CC) (HD)            _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel                HBO Cathouse: Cat Call New
    (CC) (HD) (TV14)                              (TVPG)                                 Live Don Cheadle; Tony Gold-            recruits acclimate to life at the
    TLC Here Comes Honey Boo                                                             wyn; Enrique Iglesias performs.         Moonlite Bunny Ranch. (CC)
    Boo Sharing never before seen                                                        (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
    moments; cringeworthy details.                11:30 p.m.                             4 ABC7 News on KOFY
                                                                                                                                 (HD) (TVMA)
    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                     11:30PM (N) (CC)                        MAX (11:40) Lingerie Tensions
                                                  ^ Seinfeld Jerry, George and
    TNT Bones Recounting the                      Elaine volunteer to comfort            ? Entertainment Tonight (N)             are high before the show; Mari-
    events of the first case on                   senior citizens in their homes.        (CC) (HD)                               lyn’s expose hits the news-
    which Brennan and Booth                                                              BRAVO The Millionaire Match-            stands. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                                  (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
    worked together. (CC) (HD)                                                           maker A financial advisor living
    (TV14)                                        # + (11:34) The Tonight                                                        NICK (11:36) Friends Monica
                                                                                         the frat boy life wants to settle
    TRUTV Killer Karaoke Singing                  Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (N)         down; a cosmetic dentist wants          exults in the applause she re-
    songs while sporting an explod-               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       a wife. (HD) (TV14)                     ceives on karaoke night. (CC)
    ing balloon costume. (HD)                     $ Inside Edition (CC) (HD)             COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-             (TVPG)
    (TV14)                                        (TVPG)                                 port (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   TVLND (11:36) The King of
    TVLND The King of Queens                      % (11:35) Late Show With               E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)
                                                  David Letterman Kaley Cuoco-                                                   Queens Arthur insists Holly
    Doug and Carrie feel insecure                                                        HALL Frasier Niles’ sudden sur-
    about their lives after looking at            Sweeting; Dale Earnhardt Jr.;          gery prompts the brothers to            stay with him when she is
    the pictures of another couple.               The Fray performs. (CC) (HD)           recall their childhood. (CC)            kicked out of her apartment.
    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                              (TVPG)                                 (Part 2 of 3) (TVPG)                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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                    The First 48 (CC) (HD) Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Breaking Boston (N) Breaking Boston
              A&E (TV14)                    nasty        nasty       nasty         nasty        nasty         nasty      (CC) (TV14)             (11:01) (CC) (TV14)
                    The Departed (4:30) (R, ‘06) ››› (Leonardo Face/Off (R, ‘97) ››› (John Travolta, Nicolas Cage) An FBI agent and a Beowulf (11:01) (PG-
              AMC DiCaprio, Matt Damon) (CC) (HD)                    violent terrorist switch identities. (CC) (HD)                              13) ›› (HD)
                    Ice Cold Gold: After Ice Cold Gold “In the Ice Cold Gold: After Ice Cold Gold “In the Alaska: The Last                       Wild West Alaska
              ANIM the Thaw (N)             Red” (N) (HD)            the Thaw (HD)              Red” (HD)                Frontier (CC) (TV14) “Best Friends” (TV14)
                    106 & Park: BET’s Top Precious (R, ‘09) ››› (Gabourey Sidibe, Mo’Nique) (CC) Honey 2 (PG-13, ‘11) › (Katerina Graham) A troubled
               BET 10 Live (N) (CC)         (HD)                                                              dancer prepares to compete on a talent show. (HD)
                    Match-      The Real Housewives The Real Housewives House-                  The Millionaire Match- Online Dating Rituals What Hap- Match-
            BRAVO maker         of New York City         of New York City          wives        maker (N) (TV14)         of the American Male pens            maker
                    Party Down South        Party Down South         Party Down South           Party Down South         Party Down South (N) Party Down South
              CMT (HD) (TV14)               (HD) (TV14)              (HD) (TV14)                (HD) (TV14)              (HD) (TV14)             (HD) (TV14)
             CNBC Money Talks               The Profit               American Greed             Money Talks              The Profit              Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
                    To Be Announced         Chicagoland “Fire-       Anderson Cooper 360 To Be Announced                 Chicagoland “Fire-      Forensic Forensic
              CNN                           works” (N) (HD)          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                    works” (HD)             Files        Files
                    South       Tosh.0      Colbert      Daily       Chappelle Chappelle Always               Tosh.0     Review (N) Tosh.0       Daily        Colbert
              COM Park (CC) (TV14)          Report       Show        Show          Show         Sunny         (TV14)     (TV14)      (TV14)      Show         Report
                    SportsNet Warriors Warriors NBA Basketball Milwaukee Bucks at Golden State Warriors. Warriors SportsNet SportsTalk Live
            CSNBA Central (N) Central (N) Pregame (N) (Live)                                                             Postgame Central (N)
                    Key Capitol Hill Hear- Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                  Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Key Capitol Hill Hear-
             CSPN ings (5) Speeches.                                                                                                             ings Speeches.
                    Clash of the Ozarks Clash of the Ozarks Clash of the Ozarks Lords of the Car                         Fast N’ Loud (CC)       Lords of the Car
              DSC (CC) (HD)                 (CC) (HD)                (CC) (HD)                  Hoards (CC)              (HD) (TVG)              Hoards (CC)
                    Keeping Up With the E! News (N) (HD)             You’ve Got Mail (PG, ‘98) ›› (Tom Hanks) Two bitter busi- Chrisley Chelsea E! News
                E! Kardashians (TV14) (TVPG)                         ness rivals conduct an online love affair. (HD)                 Knows       Lately (N) (TVPG)
                    MLB Baseball            Baseball Tonight (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN                           (CC) (HD) (Live)         (HD) (Live)                (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)             (HD) (Live)
                    2013 World Series of 2013 World Series of Olbermann (N) (CC) Olbermann (CC) (HD) College GameDay (N) NFL Live (N) (CC)
             ESPN2 Poker Main Event.        Poker Main Event.        (HD) (Live)                                         (CC) (HD) (Live)        (HD) (Live)
                    The Mid- The Mid- Bruce Almighty (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (Jim Carrey, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (G, The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM dle (TVPG) dle (TVPG) Morgan Freeman) (HD)                                    ‘71) ››› (Gene Wilder) (HD)                      (HD) (TVG)
              FNC The Kelly File (N)        Hannity (N) (HD)         The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File (HD)             Hannity (HD)            Greta Van Susteren
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)             Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)              Chopped Canada (N) Beat Flay Beat Flay Diners                 Diners
                    Transformers: Dark of The Hangover Part II (R, ‘11) ›› (Bradley             Saint         Anger      The Hangover Part II (10:02) (R, ‘11) ››
                FX the Moon (3:30) ›› Cooper, Ed Helms) (HD)                                    George (N)               (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms) (HD)
              HALL The Waltons (TVG)        The Waltons (TVG)        The Waltons (TVG)          Middle        Middle     Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
              HIST Pawn         Pawn        Pawn         Pawn        Pawn          Pawn         Pawn          Pawn       Vikings (N) (TV14)      Vikings (11:02) (TV14)
                    Income Property “Al- Hunters House               Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- House                   Hunters House            Hunters
             HGTV lan & Nasreen” (TVG) Int’l             Hunters dict (TVG) dict (TVG) dict (TVG) dict (TVG) Hunters Int’l                       Hunters Int’l
                    Wife Swap               Project Runway: Un- Project Runway: Un- Project Runway: Un- Celeb.                       Celeb.      Bring It! (11:02) (CC)
              LIFE “West/Grimes” (CC)       der the Gunn (TVPG) der the Gunn (TVPG) der the Gunn (N)                     Home        Home        (HD) (TVPG)
            MSNBC Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                   All In With Chris          Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                 Hardball Matthews
                    Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Ridicu-                  Ridicu-       Ridicu-      Ridicu-       Ridicu-    Ridicu-     Fantasy Jerks With Ridicu-
              MTV Factory Factory Factory lousness lousness lousness lousness lousness lousness Factory Cameras lousness
                    Sponge- Sponge- Paul Blart: Mall Cop (PG, ‘09) ›› Sponge- Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends                             Friends
              NICK Bob          Bob         (Kevin James) (HD)                     Bob          (TVG)         (TVG)      (TVG)       (TVG)       (TV14)       (11:36)
              OWN 20/20 on OWN (TV14) 20/20 on OWN (TV14) 20/20 on OWN (TV14) 20/20 on OWN (TV14) 20/20 on OWN (N)                               20/20 on OWN (TV14)
              OXY Failure to Launch (PG-13, ‘06) ››                  How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (CC)               How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
                    Hitman      Law Abiding Citizen (NR, ‘09) › (Jamie Foxx, Gerard But- iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   Ink Master “Nude &
             SPIKE (4:30) (NR) ler) (HD)                                                                                                         Tattooed” (TV14)
                    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (5) (PG- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (PG-13, ‘08) ›› Foxy & Co. “Pilot” (CC)
              SYFY 13, ‘89) ››› (Harrison Ford) (CC) (HD)            (Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett) (CC) (HD)                                   (HD)
                    2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (6:15) (N) (HD) (Live)                      Family        Family     Family      Family      Conan (CC) (HD)
               TBS                                                                              Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) (TV14)
              TCM The Hindenburg (5) Dirigible (7:15) (NR, ‘31) ›› (Jack Holt)                  This Man’s Navy (NR) ››› (Wallace Beery) Hell’s Angels ›››
                    Long Island Medium Welcome to Myrtle             Here Comes Honey Here Comes Honey Welcome to Myrtle                         Here Comes Honey
               TLC (CC) (TVPG)              Manor (CC) (TVPG)        Boo Boo (TVPG)             Boo Boo (N) (TVPG) Manor (N) (TV14)              Boo Boo (TVPG)
                    NCAA        2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (6:45) (N) (CC) (HD) Hawaii Five-0 Cather- Supernatural “Freaks Bones (CC) (HD)
               TNT Basketball (Live)                                                            ine goes under cover. and Geeks” (TV14)          (TV14)
                    Johnny      Regular World of Uncle               Teen Ti- Johnny            King of       Cleveland American American Family              Family
             TOON Test (CC) Show            Gumball Grandpa tans Go! Test (CC) the Hill                       Show       Dad (CC) Dad (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu-
              TRAV seum (N) (TVPG)          seum (CC) (TVPG)         seum (CC) (TVPG)           seum (CC) (TVPG)         seum (CC) (TVPG)        seum (CC) (TVPG)
             TRUTV NCAA Basketball          2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (6:55) (N)                        Inside Madness         Jokers      Killer Karaoke (TV14)
                    Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Andy Grif- Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Gilligan’s Love-Ray- Love-Ray- The King The King The King The King
            TVLAND fith Show fith Show fith Show Island              Island        Island       mond          mond       of Queens of Queens of Queens of Queens
                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Suits “Moot Point” (N) Sirens                     Modern      Psych (11:02) (CC)
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) (CC) (TV14)                                (10:01) (N) Family      (HD) (TVPG)
                    Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- Basketball Wives LA
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               H 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Fam. Guy Amer. Dad Paternity Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                       FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Shepherd’s Chapel (TVG)
               L Simpsons Fam. Guy Cleveland King/Hill Amer. Dad Rules                      Comics       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               P En Otra Piel               Camelia La Texana       Pagado       Pagado     Pagado       Pagado      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado      Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V T. Smiley Changing Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
               ¨ Unni Lindell Isaksen investigates murder.          Biz Asia America        JN1 News Kazakh          News         European EuroNews News
               ± Criminal Minds (TV14) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Camp Meeting (11)          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Marriage: Bettr           Paid Prog. A Time for Paid Prog. Biblical        Paid Prog. I Speak
              A&E Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Breaking Boston                           Breaking Boston          Paid Prog. Dog          Dog         Paid Prog.
              AMC Beowulf (11:01) ›› (HD)               Godzilla (PG-13, ‘98) ›› (Matthew Broderick) (CC) (HD)                    CSI: Miami (TV14)      Stooges
              ANIM Last Frontier            IGC After               Ice Cold Gold           Orangutan Eden           Big Cat      Big Cat    Meerkat Meerkat
              BET Wendy Williams Show Steve Harvey: Still Trippin’ Stand-up routine. (TV14)              Second      BET Inspiration (TVG)               Popoff
            BRAVO Matchmkr Online Dating Rituals Matchmaker                      Happens Online Dating Rituals Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                         CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Mad Money (HD)              Worldwide Exchange Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Early Start (HD)                      New Day The latest news, weather and stories. (N) (HD)
              COM At Mid       Tosh.0       Daily       Colbert     At Mid       Review     Key          Sunny       Sunny        Sunny      Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet NBA Basketball: Bucks at Warriors                    SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                 Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal (N)
              DSC Fast N’ Loud (TVG)        Clash of the Ozarks Clash of the Ozarks Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea Total Divas (TV14)                Chelsea The Soup Kardashian                      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)         SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 College GameDay          SportsNation (CC)       Olbermann (CC)          Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince       Prince       Prince      Prince      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Prince                Life Today
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)          The Five (HD)           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped Canada            Beat Flay Beat Flay Diners           Diners     Chopped (TVG)            Cakes        Cakes      Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               FX Saint        Anger        The Mask (1:05) (PG-13, ‘94) ››› (HD)           Paid Prog. Cook Safe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers            Cheers     Frasier      Frasier     Frasier      Frasier    Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Pawn        Pawn         Pawn        Pawn        Vikings (2:01) (TV14) Vikings (3:03) (TV14) Paid Prog. The Real West (TVG) Grill-Pro
             HGTV Rehab        Rehab        Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Rehab                    Rehab       Paid Prog. Mom          Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Under the Gunn           Under the Gunn          Celebrity Celebrity Bring It! (3:04) (TVPG) Paid Prog. Hate Hair? Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            MSNBC All In With Chris         Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV The Ringer (PG-13, ‘05) ››, Brian Cox             Ridic.       Ridic.     Clubland (TVPG)          Music Feed (TVPG) Music Feed (TVPG)
              NICK Friends (12:12) (TV14) Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends (3:12) (TVPG) Friends Friends Friends Friends
              OXY How to Lose               Failure to Launch (PG-13, ‘06) ››               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Cops        Cops         Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Jail (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. PAIN
              SYFY Geek Wedding             Carvers (TVPG)          The Abyss (PG-13) ››› (Ed Harris) An oil-rig crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub.
              TBS Holmes Conan (CC) (TV14)              Holmes      The Office The Office Eight Below (PG, ‘06) ››› (Paul Walker) (HD)                   Earl
              TCM Hell’s Angels (11), ‘30 Master of the World (1:15) (NR, ‘61) ›››          Female (NR, ‘33) ›› Goodbye Again (4:15) (NR) ››             Biography
              TLC Welcome to Myrtle         Here Comes Honey Welcome to Myrtle              Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)         CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) Smallville (TVPG)
             TOON Eagleheart Check          Delocated Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Eagleheart Ghost                      Delocated Cleveland King/Hill
             TRUTV Killer Karaoke (TV14) World’s Dumbest...         World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...       Full Throttle Saloon Vegas Jail Paid Prog.
            TVLAND Everybody-Raymond Raymond Soul Man Cosby                      The Cosby Show          Cosby       Soul Man ’70s Show ’70s Show Divorced
              USA Suits (12:03) (TV14) Sirens           Chrisley House (2:03) (TV14) House (3:03) (TVPG) Law & Order: SVU                    Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Menace II Society (R, ‘93) ››› (HD)              All About the Benjamins (R) ›› (HD)              Hip Hop Songs           Hip Hop Songs
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. WGN Morning News Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Creflo D. J. Robison Paid Prog.
              DISN Good        Good         Shake It ANT Farm Deck               Deck       Wizards Wizards Deck                  Deck       Fish        Phineas
              ENC Oz the Great              Looper (1:15) (R, ‘12) ››› (CC)                 Calendar Girls (3:15), ‘03 ›››                   Ella Enchanted (5:05)
              HBO VICE         Paycheck to Paycheck                 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Jim Jefferies: I Swear A Good Day to Die Hard (4:40) (R)
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              MAX Zane’s the Jump Off Disconnect (12:50) (R, ‘12) ››› (HD)                  Skin-Max Depravity The Chamber (4:05) (R) ›› (HD)
             SHOW The Devil’s Rejects (11:30) (R) › Gigolos Bounty Hunters (HD)                          Goon (R) ››› (HD)                   Knucklehead (5:15)
             STARZ The Aviator (10:50), ‘04             After Earth (1:45) (PG-13, ‘13) ›                The Face Is Familiar Men in Black 3 (4:25)
              TMC Butcher Boys (11:30) Soul Plane ›› (HD)                        Love, Honour and Obey (R) ›› Turner & Hooch (4:10) ›› (HD)
                 Movies                  Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                       FRIDAY MORNING                                              March 15-21, 2014                                    51

                      6 am         6:30       7 am         7:30       8 am         8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute      Minute       Wendy Williams Show The Dr. Oz Show
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Dolly Parton; Nate Berkus. (N) (CC)           Live With Kelly          Today (N) (CC)           Access H’wood Live
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) (HD)                                             Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Bay Area
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) NCAA
                                                                                                                                                          Basketball
               & Stretches Martha          Arthur      Wild Kratt Curious Cat in the Peg               Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger                 Super
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)           ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (N) (TVPG)       (TV14)                   News         lionaire
               ) Peg            Cat in the Tiger       Caillou     Curious Cat in the Peg              Dinosaur Clifford        Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9am (N) The View (TV14)                News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Dolly Parton; Nate Berkus. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                         News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC)                       NCAA
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                      Como Dice el Dicho
               4 Paid Prog. America Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hate Hair? Perry Mason (TVPG) Bridezillas (TV14)
               : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China                Focus T25 AntiAging J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day (N) (HD)         Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)       Good Day (N) (HD)        Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal In Focus Journal Politics Euro                        Kick Off! Journal       World Stor Journal       In Focus News             Euromaxx
               D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. People            Justice     The Dr. Oz Show          Justice     Justice      Court        Court
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show Paternity Divorce
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari                        Pagado      Gran Cine                                         A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Copeland Prince           Life Today Paid Prog. Queen Latifah             Rachael Ray (TVG)        Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Suelta la Sopa            Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                             Acceso      La Promesa (HD)
               R Cambio de Vida            Noticiero Deporte Hechos AM (7:50)                                       El Coffee Break          Cosas de la Vida
               V Zoboom Thomas Sesame Street (TVY) Cliff Pup Clifford Sid                              WordWrld Curious Cat in the Super                  Dinosaur
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               ¨ The Heat France 24 Kazakh Hello                   ETV         EuroNews Newsline NHK                News        RT News JN1 News Taiwan
               ± Key/David Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Zula Patrl Guess-              Dinosaurs To School Friend           Babar        A Few Good Men (R)
               ¥ Paid Prog. Wommack J. Meyer Prince                Life Today Grace        The 700 Club (TVG) Health                         Supernat. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog            Dog         Dog         Dog         The First 48 (TV14)      The First 48 (TV14)      The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Stooges Commando (R, ‘85) ›› (CC) (HD)                                Godzilla
              ANIM My Cat From Hell        Animal Cops Phoenix Animal Cops Phoenix Pit Bulls and Parolees Tanked: Unfiltered                 Dirty Jobs (TV14)
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                           Matters     Matters     The Last Fall (NR, ‘12) (Lance Gross) (CC) (HD)                Precious
            BRAVO Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)         Music        Bentley
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)               Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            This Hour w/ Berman Legal View                   Wolf (N) (HD)            CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Daily              Colbert      Sunny       South Pk Comedy Futurama
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wrinkles? Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                   Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.               Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Paid Prog. Creflo D. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                       Disappeared (TVPG) Wicked Attraction
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Saved/        Saved/      Saved/      Saved/      Saved/      Saved/       Saved/      Saved/       Saved/       Chrisley
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N)     First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        Numbers Never Lie First Take (CC) (HD)
              FAM J. Meyer Paid Prog. ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Still Stand 700 Club The 700 Club (TVG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) (HD)                           America’s News HQ The Real Story
             FOOD NuWave Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Big Daddy Challenge (TVG)                         Cupcake Wars (TVG)
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 88 Minutes (R, ‘07) › (Al Pacino, Alicia Witt) (HD)           The Bounty Hunter (PG-13) › (Jennifer Aniston) (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC)
             HGTV Paid Prog. Secrets Secrets Million               Am. Backyards           Extreme Homes (TVG) Extreme Homes (TVG) Extreme Homes (N)
              LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Unsolved Mysteries Frasier                Frasier      Frasier     Frasier      Frasier      Frasier
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) NewsNation (N)                     Andrea Mitchell          Ronan Farrow Daily The Reid Report (N)
              MTV 16 and Pregnant          16 and Pregnant         16 and Pregnant         16 and Pregnant          MTV Special (TVPG)
              NICK Hang.        Hang.      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. PAW                     PAW         Wally        Dora the Explorer        Bubble       Bubble
              OWN The Dr. Oz Show          The Dr. Oz Show         Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY Tia & Tamera (TVPG) Tia & Tamera (TVPG) Maria                Celebrity America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model
             SPIKE Cook Safe Paid Prog. Sexiest        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Gangland (TV14)             Gangland (TV14)          Gangland (TV14)
              SYFY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Showdown at Area 51 (R, ‘07) (HD) (TV14)             Heatstroke (NR, ‘08) ›› (CC) (HD) (TV14)
               TBS Rules        Earl       Married     Married     There       Browns Payne            Prince       Prince      NCAA Basketball
              TCM Biography-Girl           Bachelor Mother (NR, ‘39) ››› Third Finger, Left Hand ›››                Play Girl (10:15) (NR, ‘40) ››        Cinderella
               TLC Cake         Cake       Multiples Baby          Baby        Quints      Kate Plus 8 (TVPG) Virgin Diaries (TV14) Extreme Extreme
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)          Charmed (CC) (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) NCAA Basketball
             TOON Gumball Tenkai           Ben 10      BeyWar. Pokémon Scooby              Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars! Garfield Looney Tunes (TVY)
              TRAV Airport      Airport    No Reservation          Spring Breaking Point Spring Breaking Point Snacks on a Beach Carribean Beaches
             TRUTV Sexiest      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. NCAA Tip-Off (N) (HD) (Live)          2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (HD) (Live)
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Griffith          Andy Griffith Show       Gunsmoke (10:18)          Gunsmoke
              USA White Collar (TVPG) White Collar (TVPG) CSI: Crime Scene                 CSI: Crime Scene         CSI: Crime Scene         CSI: Crime Scene
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              VH-1 VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          VH1 Plus Music          Music       Gossip       Morning Buzz             Pop Up       Fab. Life
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Law & Order (TV14)
              DISN Henry        Mickey     Ella the    Chugging Pirates        Mickey      Wil. West Doc McSt. Sofia            Mickey       Doc McSt. Mickey
              ENC Ella Enchanted (5:05) Finding Forrester (6:50), ‘00 ›››                  Undercover Blues (9:15), ‘93 ››                   Robin Hood
              HBO Good Day Where the Heart Is (6:25), ‘00 (HD)                 Happy       Hemingway & Gellhorn ›› (CC) (HD)                              Silicon
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              MAX Infamous (R, ‘06) ››› (HD)                       Les Misérables (PG-13, ‘12) ››› (CC) (HD)                    Kingdom of Heaven (10:40) (R)
             SHOW Knucklehead (5:15) Inescapable › (HD)                        The Muse (8:45) (PG-13, ‘99) ›› (HD)             The Killing Room (10:25) (R) ››
             STARZ Hidalgo (6:15) (PG-13) ›› (Viggo Mortensen)                 Grown Ups 2 (8:35) (PG-13, ‘13) ›                The Aviator (10:20), ‘04
              TMC The Joy Luck Club (R, ‘93) ››› (CC) (HD)                     As Cool as I Am (8:20) (R, ‘13) › The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, ‘11
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                    News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                    FRIDAY AFTERNOON                                              March 15-21, 2014                                   52

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm        3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Winning Trisha Goddard              Maury (CC) (TV14)       Minute       Minute     The Dr. Oz Show          News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (TVG)         Katie (CC) (TV14)       The Dr. Oz Show          News         NBC News
              $     RV         Paid Prog. AntiAging Inside Ed. Law & Order: SVU            The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
                    2014 NCAA Basketball                           The Queen Latifah
               % (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) Tournament (11:30) Show (CC) (TVPG)                  Judge
                                                                                           Judy
                                                                                                        CBS        2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC)
                                                                                                        Evening (HD) (Live)
               & Sid           Thomas Clifford         Chef        Skeleton-Sahar          Finding Your Roots      Viewfinder Newsline News              Business
                    The Chew (N) (CC)      General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie Reincarnation; ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                           World
               _ (HD)                      (CC) (TVPG)             lionaire    (TVG)       Katie’s past lives.     (N) (CC) (HD)            News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Check       Kitchen Cooking News                PBS NewsHour (N)        News         Curious Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (N) (CC)         General Hospital (N) Millionaire Minute         Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres              News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Bethenny (N) (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres                           News         NBC News
               ` 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (11:30) The Price Is Right (N) News                    CBS News 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC)
               . Destilando Amor (N) (HD) (TVPG)                   Hoy (HD)                La Mujer del            El Gordo y la Flaca      Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Paternity Paternity Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) ’70s Show ’70s Show
               : News          Daai Variety            Path        Paid Prog. Anti-Aging Hate Hair? Paid Prog. Music            Beat        Paid Prog. Saigon
               ? Judge         Judge       Bill Cunningham         The Doctors (TVPG) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                  Steve Harvey (TVPG)
               @ Journal Global            Classic Art Showcase Euro           Drive It    Journal      Europe in Journal       World Stor Classic Art Showcase
               D Cops Rel. Cops Rel. The Test (CC) (TV14) Trisha Goddard                   Maury (CC) (TV14)       TMZ Live (N) (TVPG) Middle            Middle
               H Cops Rel. Cops Rel. Judge Mathis (TVPG) The Test (CC) (TV14) Steve Wilkos Show Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News                                    News
               J Don Cheto                 Cine de la Tarde                                Lagrimita y Costel      Estrellas Hoy            Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (TVPG) Judge                     Judge       Bill Cunningham         The Office King          King         Fam. Guy
               P Avenida Brasil (HD)                               Suelta la Sopa          Lo Mejor                Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Venga la Alegría                                  Cuando Seas Mía         Callamos Mujeres        Grachi (TVY)             Ventaneando
               V Sesame Street (N)         Barney      Caillou     Thomas Builder          Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur              Martha       WordGirl
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               ¨ China         Euromaxx Midday (N) (TVPG)          Americas Sit/Be Fit Moveable Signing Biz Kid$ Hands On RT News Journal (N)
               ± A Few Good Men (11) (R) ››› (HD)                  Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG)
               ¥ Joni          Creation Paid Prog. Word Pictures (CC) J. Meyer Genesis Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Ministry Special
              A&E The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (CC)            The First 48 (TV14)     The First 48 (TV14)     The First 48 (TV14)      The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC Godzilla (11:30) (PG-13, ‘98) ›› (CC) (HD)                   Beowulf (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (CC) (HD)                            Face/Off (HD)
              ANIM Swamp Wars (TVPG) Gator Boys (TVPG) Finding Bigfoot (CC) Finding Bigfoot (CC) To Be Announced                            Tanked: Unfiltered (N)
               BET Precious (11:30) (R) ››› (Gabourey Sidibe) (HD)             Honey 2 (PG-13, ‘11) › (Katerina Graham) (CC) (HD)           The Game The Game
            BRAVO Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.
              CMT Dukes-Hazzard            Extreme Makeover        Extreme Makeover        Extreme Home Makeover (CC) (TVPG)                Reba         Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) (HD)                       Fast Mny Options Mad Money (N)                  The Kudlow Report Money Talks
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                    The Situation Room (N) (HD)          Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Commun Coneheads (12:19) (PG, ‘93) ›› (HD)                   Work.       Sunny        Sunny      Sunny        Futurama Futurama Futurama
            CSNBA Legends                  The Dan Patrick Show NBA Basketball: Bucks at Warriors                  Warriors SaberCats SportsTalk Live (N)
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.              Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC Sins & Secrets (TV14) Bering Sea Gold            Bering Sea Gold         Bering Sea Gold         Sons of Guns (TV14) Sons of Guns (TV14)
                E! E! News (TVPG)          The Fabul A League of Their Own (PG, ‘92) ››› (Tom Hanks) (HD)                       You’ve Got Mail (PG, ‘98) ››
             ESPN Outside Insiders NFL Live (N) (CC)               College GameDay (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                    College Wrestling
             ESPN2 SportsNation (N)        Numbers Never Lie Insiders ESPN FC SportsNation (CC)                    NFL Live (N) (CC)        Karate
              FAM 8, Rules 8, Rules Reba               Reba        Reba        Reba        Boy/World Boy/World Boy World Boy/World Willy Wonka
              FNC Shepard Smith            Neil Cavuto             The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report          Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Trisha’s Contessa Sandra’s Mexican My. Diners My. Diners My. Diners My. Diners My. Diners My. Diners My. Diners My. Diners
                FX Hollywood Homicide (PG-13) ›› (HD)              Two Men Two Men The Mask (PG-13, ‘94) ››› (HD)                           Two Men Two Men
              HALL Home & Family (CC) (HD) (TVG)                   Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie The Waltons (TVG)
              HIST Modern Marvels (TVG) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (TVG) Modern Marvels (CC)
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters
              LIFE How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Charmed (TVPG)                      Charmed (TVPG)           Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Alex Wagner             The Ed Show (N)         PoliticsNation (N)      Hardball Matthews        All In With Chris
              MTV Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.     8 Mile (R, ‘02) ››› (Eminem) (HD)
              NICK PAW         PAW         Wally       Wally       Rabbids Sponge. Sponge. Bread                   Parents Sponge. Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) P.S. I Love You (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Hilary Swank) (CC) (HD)                    Oprah: Where Now? Oprah: Where Now?
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               TLC What Not to Wear        19 Kids and Counting Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (CC)
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              TRAV Food Paradise (TVPG) Bizarre Foods              Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods               Man, Food Man, Food Ghost Adventures
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TVTIMES                             FRIDAY EVENING                                      March 15-21, 2014                                53

                                                                                                            COM Futurama Fry is befriend-
7 p.m.                                                         Friday                                       ed by a young monster after be-
                                                                                                            ing marooned. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
^ The Big Bang Theory                                                                                       HIST Counting Cars Chumlee
Howard and Raj hit a Goth           man suggests he had an illicit     ± Burn Notice Michael and            receives bad news regarding
nightclub to meet women. (CC)       hobby. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            Sam work to clear an old friend      his custom 1963 Lincoln; bike
(HD) (TVPG)                                                            of Sam’s. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           inspired by a gold chunk. (CC)
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)                                            A&E The First 48 A Cleveland         (HD) (TVPG)
(HD) (TVPG)                         7:30 p.m.                          teenager is shot down in the         SHOW Episodes Beverly tries to
$ The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)                                                                                 keep Sean on course; Matt
                                    ^ The Big Bang Theory The          street; a young woman is set
_ * Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)                                                                                 learns that he must audition for
                                    guys investigate when Shel-        on fire and left to die. (CC) (HD)
(TVG)                                                                                                       a lead role. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
) Nightly Business Report           don’s game account is hacked.      (TV14)
                                                                                                            SPIKE Cops (CC) (TV14)
(N) (CC)                            (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   BRAVO The Real Housewives            TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Un-
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       of Beverly Hills Andy Cohen          veiled (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM             $ Entertainment Tonight (N)        and the cast discuss the sea-
(N) (CC)                            (CC) (HD)                          son. (HD) (Part 1 of 3) (TV14)
? Family Feud (CC) (HD)             _ * Wheel of Fortune (N)           COM Futurama Bender’s dis-           9 p.m.
(TVPG)                              (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    embodied software haunts the
                                                                                                            ^ H Enlisted Pete tries to
D KTVU News at 7pm on               ) Washington Week With             building. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                                                            distance himself from his broth-
TV36                                Gwen Ifill (N) (CC) (HD)           DSC Sons of Guns (N) (CC)            ers. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
H L Two and a Half Men              + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        (HD) (TV14)                          # + Grimm Silas and Ros-
Alan’s date reveals a secret        (HD) (TVPG)                        E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)               alee go under cover at a carni-
about Judith’s sex life. (CC)       ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            HALL When Calls the Heart            val to help with a double homi-
(HD) (TV14)                         (TVPG)                             Elizabeth is heartbroken after       cide case. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
V New Tricks Jack Halford an-       D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         saying goodbye to Jack; Abigail      $ Monk Monk is thrilled to be
nounces that he’s leaving           H L Two and a Half Men             tries to outwit Henry Gowen.         the bodyguard of a former child
UCOS; 24 hours to solve a mur-      Charlie and Alan hire Berta’s      (CC) (HD) (TVG)                      star after an attempt is made
der dating back 100 years. (CC)     sister to cater a party. (CC)      HIST Counting Cars Kevin’s           on her life. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(HD)                                (HD) (TV14)                        son encounters trouble on the        _ * Shark Tank Energy bars
¨ The Debate (N) (CC)               COM The Daily Show With Jon        race track; Danny finds an ex-       that include protein from crick-
± Burn Notice Michael must          Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14)           tremely rare 1979 Dodge              ets; a garage lock to prevent
bring back an old alias to save     FX How I Met Your Mother An        Dreamer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            break-ins. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Nate. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              accident causes Ted to re-eval-    OWN Oprah: Where Are They            ) Great American Songbook
A&E The First 48 A Miami man        uate his life. (CC) (TVPG)         Now? Alaskan men search for          Harold Arlen, Irving Berlin,
is gunned down on a city side-      HBO Making: Silicon Valley         brides; a husband cannot prom-       George Gershwin, Oscar Ham-
walk; a mother of five is shot in   Mike Judge brings his irrever-     ise fidelity; a sexy mother gets     merstein, Cole Porter, Richard
her apartment. (CC) (HD)            ent brand of humor to HBO in       a make-under. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       Rodgers. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
(TV14)                              this new series. (CC) (HD)         SHOW House of Lies Marty and         ` CBS 13 News (N) (HD)
BRAVO Blood, Sweat & Heels          (TVPG)                             the Pod tour Lukas’ old neigh-       4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
Melyssa is motivated to make        HIST Pawn Stars Hand-crafted       borhood; Monica seeks help;          KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)
her mark in real estate; Mica       Pinocchio dolls; a Cy Young        Lex embarrasses Roscoe. (CC)         ? L Hart of Dixie Brick asks
focuses on her modeling             baseball card from 1909;           (HD) (TVMA)                          Lavon for help planning a party
agency. (HD) (TV14)                 Steven Tyler’s harmonica. (CC)     SPIKE Cops (CC) (TV14)               to celebrate Lemon’s return.
COM The Colbert Report (CC)         (HD) (TVPG)                        SYFY WWE Friday Night                (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(HD) (TVPG)                         SPIKE Cops Sheriff oversees a      SmackDown! (N) (CC) (HD)             D The Big Bang Theory The
DSC Sons of Guns SOCOM’s            sting; a man has trouble walk-     (TVPG)                               guys investigate when Shel-
order is complete; Will and         ing. (CC) (TV14)                   TLC Say Yes to the Dress A           don’s game account is hacked.
Flem talk about Tom’s future at     TLC Something Borrowed,            bride who lost 100-lbs wants to      (CC) (HD) (TV14)
RJF. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)               Something New Heather strug-       show off her figure. (CC) (HD)       V Death in Paradise A party
E! E! News (N) (HD) (TVPG)          gles to find a fashion-forward     (TVG)                                is halted when one of the group
FX How I Met Your Mother Bar-                                          USA Law & Order: Special Vic-        is murdered. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    gown that pleases everyone.
ney and Abby go to a bar to-                                           tims Unit Detectives Benson          ¨ The Spider (N) (Part 6 of 6)
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                        (TV14)
gether to rub their relationship                                       and Stabler work with Capt.
in Ted’s face. (CC) (TVPG)                                                                                  ± Burn Notice Brennan vows
                                                                       Jackson when a girl is mur-
HALL The Waltons Jim-Bob            8 p.m.                             dered. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                                                            to release valuable data; turn-
                                                                                                            ing the tables. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
falls in love with a young mar-
                                    ^ H Rake Keegan ends up                                                 A&E After the First 48 A Hous-
ried woman whose husband is
                                    becoming a suspect in the mur-
overseas. (CC) (TVG)
                                    der of Mayor Barzmann; Maddy       8:30 p.m.                            ton woman is beaten, set on
                                                                                                            fire, and left to die in a revenge
HIST Pawn Stars A piece of
heat shield from Apollo 11; a       is tired of being stalked. (N)     _ * (8:31) The Neighbors             attack. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
book written by J. Edgar            (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   Debbie’s estranged mother in-        BRAVO The Real Housewives
Hoover; WWII pilot’s jacket.        # + Dateline NBC (N) (CC)          vites the Weavers to her time-       of Atlanta Kenya tells
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    (HD) (TVPG)                        share in San Diego. (N) (CC)         Lawrence about her thoughts
LIFE Wife Swap A workaholic         $ KRON 4 News at 8 (N) (CC)        (HD) (TVPG)                          on Porsha and Kendall; the
swaps lives with an overprotec-     (HD)                               ) Check, Please! Bay Area            group goes into the jungle. (HD)
tive mother. (CC) (TVPG)            _ * Last Man Standing              South Indian fare, tour of Italy     (TV14)
NICK SpongeBob SquarePants          Mike and Ryan vehemently dis-      menu, equal status for vegetari-     COM Key & Peele Keegan and
Squidward is stuck indoors with     agree when a school counselor      ans and omnivores. (CC) (HD)         Jordan eavesdrop on white
SpongeBob and Patrick during        suggests that Boyd start ADHD      (TVG)                                women who love black men;
a storm. (CC) (TVY7)                medication. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       4 Community Jeff’s will is           Wendell makes a music video.
                                    ) KQED Newsroom (CC) (HD)          tested in his new billiards          (CC) (HD) (TV14)
OWN Oprah: Where Are They
                                    4 30 Rock Jack and Liz fight       class; Abed tries to woo a po-       DSC Sons of Guns Red Jacket
Now? A young brother and sis-                                                                               loses a lucrative contract; Will
ter are abandoned by their          for Danny’s attention; Jenna au-   tential mate. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    ditions for a role on “Gossip      ? L Whose Line Is It Any-            and Joe discuss RJF’s future.
mother. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                    (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
SPIKE Cops Officers respond         Girl.” (CC) (HD) (TV14)            way? Olympic figure skater Tara
                                    ? L Whose Line Is It Any-          Lipinski; Keegan-Michael Key.        E! Fashion Police Actor Zen-
to a call regarding a stolen cell                                                                           daya; actor Christina Milian. (N)
phone. (CC) (TVPG)                  way? (Season Premiere) Ac-         (N) (CC) (HD)
                                    tress Kat Graham; comic Greg       D Modern Family After Phil’s         (HD) (TV14)
SYFY Helix Peter leads a last                                                                               HALL The Middle Frankie con-
ditch effort to spread the virus.   Proops. (N) (CC) (HD)              mom dies, everyone flies down
                                                                                                            vinces the family to host a
(HD) (TV14)                         D Modern Family DeDe               to Florida; Gloria faces an out-
                                                                                                            Japanese foreign exchange stu-
TLC Something Borrowed,             comes to Lily’s birthday party     standing arrest warrant. (CC)        dent. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Something New A grand dress         with Claire’s ex-boyfriend. (CC)   (HD) (TVPG)                          HIST Counting Cars Andy Ross
for a lavish ballroom; a bride      (HD) (TVPG)                        ¨ Newsline (N) (CC)                  wants Danny to build the
wants gems. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        V Father Brown A guide is hit      ¨ (8:40) NHK Programming
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       by an arrow at the opening of      News, technology and enter-
tims Unit The investigation into    Pryde Castle. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     tainment shows in English and           Continued on next page
the stabbing death of a family      ¨ RT News (N) (CC)                 Japanese. (N) (CC) (TVPG)
TVTIMES                             FRIDAY EVENING                                        March 15-21, 2014                               54

world’s most patriotic muscle       $ Monk A visiting African in-        TLC Something Borrowed,
car; Roli blackmails Horny
Mike. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    vestigates his wife’s hit-and-run
                                    death. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                         Something New A bride has
                                                                         tried over 50 gowns; a 70’s
                                                                                                              11 p.m.
LIFE Celebrity Wife Swap Self-      % Family Feud (CC) (HD)              chiffon dress. (N) (CC) (HD)         ^ Modern Family After Phil’s
described control freak Tracey      (TVPG)                               (TVPG)                               mom dies, everyone flies down
Gold and free spirit Carnie Wil-    _ * (10:01) 20/20 (CC)               TNT Supernatural When Sam            to Florida; Gloria faces an out-
son trade lives for a week. (CC)    (HD) (TVPG)                          and Dean reunite with Castiel,       standing arrest warrant. (CC)
(HD) (TVPG)                         ` CBS 13 News at 10p (N)             they find a film that could be       (HD) (TVPG)
OWN Oprah Prime Russell             (HD)                                                                      # KCRA 3 Reports at 11PM
                                                                         the key to the third trial. (CC)
Brand’s experience as a recov-      4 Community Jeff plans a                                                  Dart, Lambert, Finan. (N) (CC)
                                                                         (HD) (TV14)                          (HD)
ering addict. (HD) (TV14)           surprise party in “Pulp Fiction”     TVLND The King of Queens
TBS Family Guy Brian acciden-       style for Abed’s birthday. (CC)                                           $ KRON 4 News at 11 (N)
                                                                         Doug and Carrie feel insecure        (CC) (HD)
tally sells Stewie’s beloved ted-   (HD) (TVPG)                          about their lives after looking at
dy bear. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           ? The Middle Mr. Ehlert                                                   % KPIX 5 News at 11pm Ken
                                                                         the pictures of another couple.      Bastida and Elizabeth Cook. (N)
TLC Say Yes to the Dress A          forces the staff to work on          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
professional basketball player      Thanksgiving. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                            (HD)
                                                                         USA Modern Family Claire             _ ABC7 News 11:00PM (N)
embraces her height; a comedi-      D Seinfeld Kramer halts mil-         wears herself out trying to
an wants to show it all off. (N)    lennium-party plans; Jerry ob-                                            (CC) (HD)
                                                                         make peace between Alex and          * News 10 at 11:00pm With
(CC) (HD) (TVG)                     sesses. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD)          Haley. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              Cristina Mendonsa and Dale
TNT Supernatural When Dean
and Sam receive a message           (TVPG)                                                                    Schornack. Breaking stories
                                                                                                              plus an in-depth look at local
from Kevin, they decide to try
and uncover the third trial. (CC)
                                    L KPIX 5 News on the CW
                                    (N) (HD)
                                                                         10:30 p.m.                           news, politics, investigations,
(HD) (TV14)                         V Masterpiece Mystery! A             % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)           sports. Chief Meteorologist
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-          man seeks revenge on those           (TVPG)                               Monica Wood’s accurate fore-
                                    who wrongly imprisoned him.          ) Oscar Hammerstein II —             casts. (N) (CC)
mond Ray hopes his eulogy for
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     Out of My Dreams Lyricist and        + NBC Bay Area News at 11
Uncle Gus will resolve a family
                                    ¨ Crime Stories A commuter           librettist Oscar Hammerstein         (N) (HD)
feud. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                                        ` Late Show With David Let-
USA Modern Family Claire and        kills two rowdy punks with their     worked in theater for more than
                                    own weapons. (N) (Part 6 of 6)       40 years. (CC) (HD) (TVG)            terman Kaitlyn Farrington; Lupi-
Haley are stuck at home sick; a                                                                               ta Nyong’o; Little Dragon per-
chirping smoke detector has         (TV14)                               4 30 Rock Liz invites her idol
                                    ± Psych Shawn and Gus track                                               forms. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Phil preoccupied. (CC) (HD)                                              to be a guest writer on the
                                    down a maniacal playwright                                                4 Cheaters A man’s girlfriend
(TVPG)                                                                   show, but her ideas are too          spends time with her baby’s fa-
                                    who locked a critic in a theater     controversial. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    that he burned down. (CC) (HD)                                            ther. (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                         ? The Insider (N) (CC) (HD)
9:30 p.m.                           (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)                 D Friends Ross tells Rachel
                                                                                                              ? CW31 News (N)
                                                                                                              D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)
^ H Raising Hope Virginia           A&E Beyond Scared Straight A         he can’t see her anymore; Joey
                                    19-year-old high-school sopho-                                            H L The Arsenio Hall Show
questions her beliefs when a                                             learns about Chandler and            (CC) (HD) (TV14)
ghost appears in their house.       more breaks into home and            Monica’s relationship. (CC)
                                    hustles on the street. (N) (CC)                                           ¨ Biz Asia America (N) (CC)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                     (HD) (TVPG)                          ± Psych Shawn and Gus track
` Entertainment Tonight (N)         (HD) (TV14)                          L The Office Dwight tries to
                                    BET Scandal Fitz is thrown a                                              down a maniacal playwright
(CC) (HD)                                                                stop Darryl from leaving; Jim        who locked a critic in a theater
D The Big Bang Theory               curve ball during the first presi-
                                                                         misses Cece’s first recital be-      that he burnt down. (CC) (HD)
Howard and Raj hit a Goth           dential debate; Olivia faces a
                                    decision. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           cause of work. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)
nightclub to meet women. (CC)                                            COM Tosh.0 Daniel speaks to          A&E (11:01) Beyond Scared
(HD) (TVPG)                         BRAVO The Real Housewives
                                    of New York City Aviva gets a        Congress and has lunch with a        Straight A teen trying to head
COM Key & Peele Samuel and                                               homeless man; Web redemp-            down a better path meets a
                                    book deal for her memoir; Son-
Lashawn celebrate a now-legal                                            tion. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               heartbreaking fate on the
                                    ja meets Aviva’s ex-husband for
marriage; a detective meets his                                          E! The Fabulist Panel whose          streets. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    dinner. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
new partner. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                            fingers are on the pulse of          BET Scandal Fitz faces a harsh
                                    COM Tosh.0 Daniel show his
HALL The Middle Frankie is ex-      unaired Super Bowl commer-           worldwide beauty, fashion and        reality when old feelings and
cited about being invited to a      cial. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               lifestyle trends. (HD) (TVPG)        jealousy arise at an event. (CC)
neighborhood Halloween party.                                            HALL Frasier The brothers            (HD) (TV14)
                                    DSC Game of Stones The crew
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                         squabble over who will host          COM South Park Wendy gets in
                                    faces the dangers of the Tan-
HIST Counting Cars The shop                                              Christmas festivities; Roz falls     trouble when she threatens to
                                    zanian bush country. (N) (CC)
finally gets to work on Danny’s                                          for Santa. (CC) (TVPG)               beat up Cartman. (CC) (HD)
                                    (HD) (TV14)
famous ’71 Super Fly Cadillac;                                           HIST Counting Cars Danny lets        (TVMA)
                                    E! Hello Ross Actress Kendall
Grandpa wins big at poker. (CC)                                                                               DSC (11:01) Sons of Guns Red
                                    Jenner; actress Kylie Jenner.        Ryan take the lead on a 1959
(HD) (TVPG)                                                                                                   Jacket loses a lucrative con-
                                    (N) (HD) (TV14)                      Chevy Panel Truck; Danny moti-
TBS Family Guy Stewie realizes                                                                                tract; Will and Joe discuss
                                    HALL Frasier Niles’ newfound         vates his crew to clean up. (CC)     RJF’s future. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
that he likes when Lois spanks      outlook on life drives his broth-    (HD) (TVPG)                          E! Chelsea Lately Comic Grace
him, so he purposely gets into      er crazy. (CC) (Part 3 of 3)
trouble. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                LIFE Betty White’s Off Their         Helbig; comic Bobby Lee; actor
                                    (TVPG)                               Rockers Betty starts a new           Tyler Perry. (HD) (TV14)
TLC Say Yes to the Dress:           HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-
Randy Knows Best Counting                                                workout routine and answers          FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD)
                                    her Host Bill Maher offers his       fan mail. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)       (TVG)
down the pickiest brides; from      unique perspective on contem-
perfectionists to procrastina-                                           TBS Family Guy Hugh Hefner           HALL Frasier Frasier and Niles
                                    porary issues. (N Same-day           gives Quagmire advice, which         are pampered at Seattle’s pre-
tors. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
TVLND Everybody Loves Ray-                                               leads him to save the day. (CC)      mier spa; an expert (Ana
                                    HIST Counting Cars Roli com-         (HD) (TV14)                          Gasteyer) evaluates Daphne’s
mond A psychology project in-       pletes his electric car; a family
cites competition. (CC) (HD)                                             TLC Something Borrowed,              unorthodox treatment of Mar-
                                    truck for MLB pitcher Matt Man-      Something New A 1942 wed-            tin. (CC) (TVPG)
(TVPG)                              tei. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
USA Modern Family Phil and                                               ding gown that’s delicate and        HBO VICE Investigating the ori-
                                    LIFE Betty White’s Off Their                                              gins of terrorist plots in Dages-
Claire shock the kids by switch-    Rockers Betty gives Anne some        falling apart. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
ing roles for a day; Jay gives                                           TRUTV Impractical Jokers The         tan; uncovering the rationale
                                    flowers and remembers the old                                             behind Evangelical Christians’
advice to an entrepreneur. (CC)     days. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)           guys try to save face in a hu-
(HD) (TVPG)                                                              miliating focus group face-off.      support of Israel. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                    OWN Oprah Prime Health,                                                   (TVMA)
                                    beauty and aging with Cameron        (HD) (TV14)
                                                                         TVLND The King of Queens             HIST (11:02) Counting Cars
                                    Diaz and Sharon Stone. (HD)
10 p.m.                             SYFY Helix Alan, Hatake,             Arthur insists Holly stay with       Danny and Shannon restore an
                                                                         him when she is kicked out of        old VW van; a ’69 Ford Bronco.
^ Ten O’clock News (N) (CC)         Daniel and Walker set a trap                                              (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(HD)                                for an assassin. (N) (HD)            her apartment. (CC) (HD)
                                                                         (TVPG)                               LIFE (11:01) Betty White’s Off
# + (10:01) Hannibal A              (TV14)                                                                    Their Rockers Betty introduces
body is discovered in a mead-       TBS Family Guy Peter beats up        USA Modern Family Jay tries to       her life alert and teaches her
ow; Beverly secretly consults       a bully who harasses Chris;          hide a cosmetic-procedure
with Will on the mural killer       Stewie obsesses over getting a       mishap; Phil antagonizes
case. (N) (HD) (TV14)               tan. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                Claire. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                Continued on next page
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                        6 pm        6:30       7 pm        7:30       8 pm         8:30       9 pm        9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                       News       Modern  Big Bang Big Bang Rake “Hey, Good Look- Enlisted Raising                Ten O’clock News (N) Modern          Seinfeld
                ^                 Family  Theory     Theory      ing” (N) (TV14)         (TV14)       Hope (N) (CC) (HD)                  Family       (TVPG)
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                   KRON 4 Evening         The Insid- Entertain- KRON 4 News at 8 (N) Monk Guarding a for- Monk A man investi- News                     Inside Edi-
                $ News (5) (N) (CC)       er (N)     ment Ton. (CC) (HD)                 mer child star. (TVPG) gates his wife’s death.                tion
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                % Basketball                                                             Show                     Feud         Judy (N) News           Letterman
                   PBS NewsHour (N)       Washing- Sacramen- Earthflight, A Nature Return of the Wolves: NOVA The planet’s                Independent Lens A
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                ) (HD)                    Business ton Week Newsroom Please!             lar composers and lyricists. (TVG) -- Out of My Dreams Rose
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                * at 6:00pm tion (N) (N) (TVG) Fortune Standing Neighbors (TVPG)                                  (HD) (TVPG)                          Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News Extra (N) Access            Dateline NBC (N) (CC) Grimm (N) (CC) (HD) Hannibal (10:01) “Taki- Bay Area Tonight
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)      (TVPG)     Hollywood (TVPG)                    (TVPG)                   awase” (N) (TV14)       News         Show
                   NCAA       2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) CBS 13             Entertain- CBS 13 News at 10p Late Show With David
                ` Basketball                                                             News (N) ment Ton. (N) (HD)                      Letterman (TVPG)
                   Noticias Noticiero De Que Te Quiero, Te Por Siempre Mi Amor Lo Que la Vida Me                  Qué Pobres Tan Ricos Impacto Noticiero
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                : (Tagalog). America                             Khan (TVPG)                                                              Tonight      ment
                   The Mid- Engage- Family           Family      Whose        Whose      Hart of Dixie A party The Mid- The Insid- CW31                Entertain-
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                   How I Met How I Met KTVU          TMZ (N) Modern           Modern     Big Bang Big Bang Seinfeld Friends               10 O’Clock News (CC)
                D                         News       (TVPG)      Family       Family     Theory       Theory      (TVPG)       (TVPG)     (HD)
                   FOX 40     TMZ (N) Two and a Two and a Rake “Hey, Good Look- Enlisted Raising                  FOX 40 News (N) (CC) The Arsenio Hall
                H News        (TVPG)      Half Men Half Men ing” (N) (TV14)              (TV14)       Hope (N) (TVPG)                     Show (CC) (TV14)
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                   Noticias Noticiero Caso Cerrado: Edi-         La Impostora (N) (HD) En Otra Piel (N) (HD) Camelia La Texana (N) Noticias Boxeo
                P Tele        Telem       ción Estelar (TV14)                                                     (HD)                    Tele         Telemundo
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                R Caliente Monarcas Morelia vs Club Santos Laguna. (N) Tijuana vs Puebla FC. (N) (En Vivo)                     Gato
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                V Kratts      Business the Family” (CC)          (HD) (TVPG)             (CC) (TVPG)              seeks revenge. (HD) (TVPG)           Holmes
                Z Big Bang Big Bang Mod Fam Mod Fam Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) News                                     The Office The Office How I Met
                   RTE News S. Asia       The Debate (N) (CC) RT News NHK Pro- The Spider (N) (Part 6 Crime Stories (N)                   Biz Asia America (N)
                ¨             Newsline                           (N) (CC) gramming of 6) (TV14)                   (Part 6 of 6) (TV14)    (CC)
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                ≤ El Chavo (TVG)          Vivan los Niños (N) Gone in Sixty Seconds (PG-13) › (HD)                La Viuda Negra (N)      Contacto Deportivo
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   protege how to talk to an                     an wants to show it all off. (CC)      # + (11:34) The Tonight                unique perspective on contem-
   agent. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       (HD) (TVG)                             Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (N)         porary issues. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
   NICK Friends Both Monica and                  TNT Supernatural Dean and              (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       HIST (11:32) Counting Cars
   Chandler approach Joey for a                  Sam are cornered as Crowley is         $ Inside Edition (CC) (HD)             Danny makes a reckless buy at
   loan; Phoebe invites Mike to                  poised to undo all the good            (TVPG)                                 an auction; Big Ryan gets a lu-
   move in with her. (CC) (TV14)                 they have ever done. (CC) (HD)         % (11:35) Late Show With               crative Harley project. (CC) (HD)
   OWN Oprah: Where Are They                     (TV14)                                 David Letterman Kaitlyn Far-           (TVPG)
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   brides; a husband cannot prom-                reality show reveal goes hay-          Dragon performs. (CC) (HD)             Their Rockers Betty thinks
   ise fidelity; a sexy mother gets              wire; game show contestants            (TVPG)                                 about her past and practices
   a make-under. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                flub their way to cash and
                                                 prizes. (HD) (TV14)                    _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel               self-defense. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
   SPIKE (11:15) Cops (CC)                                                                                                     TBS The Office Dwight launch-
                                                 TVLND The King of Queens               Live (CC) (HD) (TV14)
   (TV14)
                                                 Doug tries to convince himself         ) Charlie Rose — The Week              es an investigation after he dis-
   SPIKE (11:26) Cops Stolen ve-
                                                 and the guys that Carrie does          (N) (CC)                               covers a small joint. (CC) (HD)
   hicle; a van contains syringes
   and drugs; drug bust. (CC)                    not control him. (CC) (HD)             ? Entertainment Tonight (N)            (TV14)
   (TVPG)                                        (TVPG)                                 (CC) (HD)                              TLC Say Yes to the Dress:
   SYFY Bitten Elena returns to                  USA Modern Family Cameron’s            V The Adventures of Sherlock           Randy Knows Best Counting
   Toronto; the Mutts force Elena                mother makes Mitchell uncom-           Holmes An art dealer warns his         down the pickiest brides; from
   to face the horrors of her child-             fortable. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             wife that she will be his eighth       perfectionists to procrastina-
   hood. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                               murder victim. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        tors. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
   TBS The Office Michael takes                                                         COM South Park Threats to Sa-          TVLND (11:36) The King of
   his employees skating for his                 11:30 p.m.                             tan’s Halloween costume party.         Queens Doug convinces Carrie
   birthday. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    ^ Seinfeld Elaine says Jerry’s         (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                       to take pole dancing lessons.
   TLC Say Yes to the Dress A                    girlfriend (Teri Hatcher) has im-      E! E! News (HD) (TVPG)                 (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
   professional basketball player                plants, so he dumps her. (CC)          HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-            USA Chrisley Knows Best (CC)
   embraces her height; a comedi-                (HD) (TVPG)                            her Host Bill Maher offers his         (HD) (TV14)
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                       6 pm         6:30        7 pm          7:30        8 pm         8:30        9 pm          9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                    The First 48 The mur- The First 48 (CC) (HD) The First 48 A young After the First 48 (N) Beyond Scared                             Beyond Scared
              A&E der of Darrell Harrell.    (TV14)                   woman is set on fire. (CC) (TV14)                      Straight (N) (TV14)       Straight (11:01) (TV14)
                    Face/Off (5) (R, ‘97) ››› (John Travolta, Nico- Braveheart (R, ‘95) ››› (Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau) A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen
              AMC las Cage) (CC) (HD)                                 against England. (CC) (HD)
                    Tanked (HD) (TVPG) Tanked “Driving New Tanked (HD) (TVPG) Tanked “Driving New Tanked: Unfiltered                                   To Be Announced
              ANIM                           Business” (TVPG)                                    Business” (TVPG)            (HD) (TVPG)
                    106 & Park: BET’s Top The Family That Preys (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (Kathy Bates, Alfre Woodard) Scandal Olivia faces a Scandal Fitz faces a
               BET 10 Live (N) (CC)          Greed and scandal test the mettle of two family matriarchs.                     difficult decision. (CC) harsh reality. (TV14)
                    To Be Announced          Blood, Sweat & Heels The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives How to Lose a Guy in
            BRAVO                            (HD) (TV14)              of Beverly Hills (TV14) of Atlanta (TV14)              of New York City          10 Days (PG-13) ››
                    Reba        Reba         Reba         Legally Blonde (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (Reese Witherspoon, Luke CMT Crossroads (N) Cops Re- Cops Re-
              CMT (TVPG)        (TVPG)       (TVPG)       Wilson) (CC) (HD)                                                  (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          loaded        loaded
             CNBC Marijuana- Am.             American Greed           Amer. Greed                Amer. Greed                 Amer. Greed               Paid Prog. Cook Safe
                    To Be Announced          CNN Spot- Unguard- Anthony Bourdain                 Anderson Cooper 360 Crossfire Unguard- Anthony Bourdain
              CNN                            light (N) ed             Parts Unknown (TV14) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  (HD)           ed         Parts Unknown (TV14)
                    South       Tosh.0       Colbert      Daily       Futurama Futurama Key &                 Key &          Tosh.0         Tosh.0     South         South
              COM Park (CC) (TV14)           Report       Show        (TV14)        (TV14)       Peele        Peele          (TV14)         (TV14)     Park (CC) Park (CC)
                    SportsNet MLB Preseason Baseball Oakland Athletics at San Francisco Giants. SportsNet Inside the SportsNet SportsTalk Live
            CSNBA Central (N) (N) (HD) (Live)                                                                 Central (N) Clubhouse Central (N)
                    Key Capitol Hill Hear- Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                   Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches.                   Key Capitol Hill Hear-
             CSPN ings (5) Speeches.                                                                                                                   ings Speeches.
                    Sons of Guns The         Sons of Guns “Misfire” Sons of Guns (N) (CC) Sons of Guns “Will                 Game of Stones (N) Sons of Guns (11:01)
              DSC crew modifies a PKM. (CC) (TVMA)                    (TV14)                     Power” (N) (TV14)           (CC) (TV14)               “Will Power” (TV14)
                    You’ve Got Mail (4:30) E! News (N) (HD)           E! News (HD) (TVPG) Fashion Police (N)                 Hello Ross The Fabu- Chelsea E! News
                E! (PG, ‘98) ››              (TVPG)                                              (HD) (TV14)                 (N) (TV14) list (TVPG) Lately           (TVPG)
                    College Wrestling (5) NCAA Championships, SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN Semifinals. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                    (HD) (Live)                (HD) (Live)                 (HD) (Live)               (HD) (Live)
                    Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) Olbermann (N) (CC) Olbermann (CC) (HD) College GameDay (N) NBA                                  Baseball
             ESPN2                                                    (HD) (Live)                                            (CC) (HD) (Live)          Tonight (N) Tonight
                    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (PG) ››› (Tilda The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM Factory (5) (G, ‘71) ››› (HD)           Swinton) Children and a mystical lion unite against the White Witch. (HD)                    (HD) (TVG)
              FNC The Kelly File (N)         Hannity (N) (HD)         The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File (HD)                Hannity (HD)              Greta Van Susteren
             FOOD Diners        Diners       Diners       Diners      Diners        Diners       Diners       Diners         Diners         Diners     Diners        Diners
                    How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Wanted (R, ‘08) ››› (James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman) An office drone Wanted (11:03) (R, ‘08)
                FX                                                    becomes part of a secret society of assassins. (HD)                              ››› (HD)
              HALL The Waltons (TVG)         The Waltons (TVG)        When Calls the Heart Middle             Middle         Frasier        Frasier    Frasier       Frasier
              HIST Modern Marvels (TVG) Pawn              Pawn        Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars
                    Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Island                          Island       Island       Island         House          Hunters Hunters Hunters
             HGTV Int’l         Int’l        Int’l        Int’l       Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Int’l                                    Int’l         Int’l
                    Wife Swap (CC)           Wife Swap Workaholic; To Be Announced               Celebrity Wife Swap Off Their Off Their Off Their Off Their
              LIFE (TVPG)                    overprotective.                                     (CC) (TVPG)                 Rockers Rockers Rockers Rockers
            MSNBC Rachel Maddow Show Lockup                           Lockup                     Lockup                      Lockup                    Lockup
                    8 Mile (4) Bad Boys (R, ‘95) ››› (Martin Lawrence) Two Miami cops The Ringer (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (Johnny Knoxville, 8 Mile (R, ‘02) ›››
              MTV (HD)          attempt to recover stolen police evidence.                       Brian Cox)                                            (Eminem) (HD)
                    Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Teenage Teenage Paul Blart: Mall Cop (PG, ‘09) ›› (Kevin                                           Friends       Friends
              NICK Bob          Bob          Bob          Bob         Mut.          Mut.         James, Jayma Mays) (CC) (HD)                          (TV14)        (11:36)
              OWN Oprah: Where Now? Oprah: Where Now? Oprah: Where Now? Oprah Prime (TV14) Oprah Prime                                                 Oprah: Where Now?
              OXY Maid in Manhattan (PG-13, ‘02) ››                   Freaky Friday (PG) ››› (Jamie Lee Curtis)              Freaky Friday (PG) ››› (Jamie Lee Curtis)
                    Cops        Cops         Cops         Cops        Cops          Cops         Bellator MMA Live (N) (HD)                            Cops          Cops
             SPIKE (TV14)       (TVPG)       (TVPG)       (TV14)      (TV14)        (TV14)                                                             (11:15)       (11:26)
                    Indiana Jones and        Helix Peter tries to     WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (CC)                   Helix Alan sets a trap Bitten Elena returns to
              SYFY Crystal Skull             spread the virus.        (HD) (TVPG)                                            for an assassin. (N)      Toronto. (CC) (TV14)
                    2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (6:15) (N) (HD) (Live)                       Family       Family         Family         Family     The Office The Office
               TBS                                                                               Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) (TVPG)                          (TV14)
              TCM Oliver! (5) (G, ‘68) ›››› (CC)          The Gold Rush (7:45) ››››              The Loved One (9:15) (NR, ‘65) ››› (Robert Morse)                   Cool Hand
                    Four Weddings (CC) Borrowed, Borrowed, Say Yes, Say Yes, Say Yes, Randy                                  Borrowed, Borrowed, Say Yes, Randy
               TLC (HD) (TVPG)               New          New         Dress         Dress        Dress        Knows          New            New        Dress         Knows
                    NCAA        2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (6:45) (N) (CC) (HD) Supernatural (CC)                       Supernatural “Clip        Supernatural “Sacri-
               TNT Basketball (Live)                                                             (HD) (TV14)                 Show” (CC) (TV14)         fice” (CC) (TV14)
                    Garfield’s Johnny        Steven       Adventure World of Annoying King of                 Cleveland American American Family                     Family
             TOON Pet Force Test (CC) Universe Time                   Gumball Orange             the Hill     Show           Dad (CC) Dad (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Ghost Adventures The The Dead Files (CC) The Dead Files “Sur- Ghost Adventures The The Dead Files (CC) The Dead Files “Sur-
              TRAV Hellfire Caves.           (HD) (TVPG)              rounded” (TVPG)            Hellfire Caves.             (HD) (TVPG)               rounded” (TVPG)
             TRUTV NCAA Basketball           2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (6:55) (N)                       Inside Madness                Jokers     truTV Top Funniest
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                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Modern                     Modern         Modern         Modern     Modern        Chrisley
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Family                          Family         Family         Family     Family        Knows
                    The Greatest... (TVPG) The Greatest... (TVPG) Saturday Night Live Compilation of Saturday Night Live Skits featuring Animal House (R, ‘78)
              VH-1                                                    Will Ferrell skits. (CC) (TV14)         Will Ferrell. (CC) (TV14)                ›››
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              ENC Think Like a Man (5:55), ‘12 ››                     For Richer or Poorer (PG-13) ›                         Robin Hood: Men in Tights ››            Batman
                    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Jour- Oblivion (7:45) (PG-13, ‘13) ›› (Tom Cruise, Morgan Free- Real Time With Bill                      VICE (N) Real Time,
              HBO ney (4:30) ›› (HD)                      man) (CC) (HD)                                                     Maher (CC) (TVMA)         (TVMA)        Bill
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                    Do the Right Thing (R, ‘89) ››› (Danny Aiello, House of Episodes Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the                          The Impossible (PG-13) ›››
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             STARZ The Call (5:35) ››        Grown Ups 2 (7:15) (PG-13, ‘13) ›                   White House Down ›› Premiere.                         Amazing Spdr
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                   Seinfeld How I Met Dish Na- TMZ (N) Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Dr. Perri- Whiten                            Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
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               # J. Fallon Seth Meyers                Daly       Today (2:07) (CC)       Mad Money (HD)            1st Look Paid Prog. Today (N) (CC)
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               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News              (2:12) (CC) (TVPG)      gram         gram         Relief       Bay         Saturday (N) (CC)
               & Charlie Rose (N)         T. Smiley Wonders 1964: American Experience (TVPG)                       Return-Wolves            Finding Your Roots
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- Ali Vincent Deals           Motion     Mirror/Mir- Paid Pro- Good Morning Ameri- ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                         (2:10)       (2:35)     ror          gram         ca (N) (CC) (HD)         (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)         Business Wash          Newsroom Check          Great American Songbook (TVG) Oscar Hammerstein Charlie
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News             Minute     Minute       Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wen Hair Wrinkles? Paid Prog. California
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               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics King                Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CBS This Morning
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               V T. Smiley Newsroom New Tricks (CC)              Father Brown (TVPG) Death in Paradise             Masterpiece Mystery! (TVPG)          Sherlock
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              A&E The First 48 (12:01) After the First 48        Beyond Scared           Beyond Scared             Paid Prog. Dog           Dog         Paid Prog.
              AMC The Walking Dead        Game of Arms (CC) Halloween (R, ‘78) ›››› (CC) (HD)                      The Walking Dead         Comic       Comic
              ANIM Tanked: Unfiltered     Tanked (TVPG)          Tanked (TVPG)           Big Cat      Big Cat      Dogs 101 (TVPG)          Dogs 101 (TVPG)
              BET Wendy Williams Show The Last Fall (NR, ‘12) (Lance Gross) (CC) (HD)                 Second       BET Inspiration (TVG)
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TVTIMES                            MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS                                        March 15-21, 2014                              58


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“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire
Hunter” › (2012, Action) Ben-                                                 4-STAR MOVIES
jamin Walker. Abraham Lincoln
wages a secret battle against       “The Adventures of Robin
the undead. (CC) (HD) (R)           Hood” ›››› (1938, Adven-                Rating Guide                      recommended for those
                                                                                                              under 17.
                                                                                                              NC–17 — Adults only.
(1:45) HBO Fri. 1:50 a.m.           ture) Errol Flynn. The Sherwood
                                    Forest outlaw saves King                G — For general audiences.
                                                                                                              NR — Not rated.
“The Abyss” ››› (1989, Sci-
ence Fiction) Ed Harris. An oil-    Richard, Maid Marian. (CC)              PG — Parental guidance
rig crew must search for a          (HD) (PG) (1:45) TCM Sat. 1:45          suggested; some material may
sunken nuclear sub. (CC) (PG-       a.m.                                    not be suitable for
13) (4:00) SYFY Fri. 2 a.m.,        “Blade Runner” ›››› (1982,              preteens.                         Review
                                                                                                              5 – Poor
Noon                                Science Fiction) Harrison Ford.
                                    In 2019 a detective hunts down          PG-13 — Parents cautioned
                                                                                                              55 – Fair
“Across the Universe” ››                                                    to give special guidance to
(2007, Musical) Evan Rachel         deadly runaway androids. (CC)
                                                                            children under 13, because
                                                                                                              555 – Good
Wood. Two lovers become en-         (HD) (R) (2:30) BBC Sun. 6
                                                                            some material may be
tangled in 1960s countercul-        p.m.
                                                                                                              5555 – Excellent
                                                                            inappropriate.
                                                                            R — Restricted. Not
ture. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) D         “Butch Cassidy and the Sun-
Sat. 9 p.m.                         dance Kid” ›››› (1969,
“Across the Universe” ››            Western) Paul Newman. An en-
(2007, Musical) Evan Rachel         croaching posse in Wyoming             holiday rampage of revenge.        “The Palm Beach Story”
Wood. Two lovers become en-         prompts outlaws to try out Bo-         (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) AMC Sat.      ›››› (1942, Comedy)
tangled in 1960s countercul-        livia. (CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM Sun.       2 a.m.
                                    5 p.m.                                                                    Claudette Colbert. A woman
ture. (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) FX                                               “Jesse James” ›››› (1939,          leaves her husband to get mon-
Wed. 7:30 a.m.                      “Five Fingers” ›››› (2006,             Western) Tyrone Power. The
“Act Like You Love Me”              Suspense) Laurence Fishburne.                                             ey for his inventions. (CC) (NR)
                                                                           James boys become outlaws af-      (1:45) TCM Wed. 5 p.m.
(2013, Drama) Essence Atkins.       Terrorists kidnap a Dutch relief
                                                                           ter their mother is killed. (CC)   “Pulp Fiction” ›››› (1994,
Kelly hires an actor to accom-      worker in Morocco. (CC) (HD)
                                    (R) (1:26) TMC Sun. 1:30 p.m.;         (GP) (2:00) TCM Sun. 7 p.m.        Crime Drama) John Travolta.
pany her to her sister’s party.                                            “Kramer vs. Kramer” ››››
(CC) (NR) (2:30) BET Sun. 2:30      Thu. 2 p.m.                                                               Criminals cross paths in three
p.m.; Mon. 11 a.m.                  “The Gold Rush” ››››                   (1979, Drama) Dustin Hoffman.      interlocked tales of mayhem.
“The Adjustment Bureau” ››          (1925, Comedy) Charles Chap-           A divorced couple battle for
                                                                                                              (CC) (HD) (R) (2:33) AMC Wed.
(2011, Suspense) Matt Damon.        lin. Silent. A little tramp is iso-    custody of their young son. (CC)
                                                                           (PG) (1:44) ENC Tue. 2:50 p.m.     11:31 p.m.; Thu. 1:30 p.m.
A man battles the agents of         lated in the Yukon. (NR) (1:30)                                           “Rocky” ›››› (1976, Drama)
Fate to be with the woman he        TCM Fri. 7:45 p.m.                     “Network” ›››› (1976, Com-
                                                                           edy-Drama) Faye Dunaway. A TV      Sylvester Stallone. A heavy-
loves. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)     “Hail the Conquering Hero”                                                weight champ gives a club fight-
USA Tue. 7 a.m.                     ›››› (1944, Comedy) Eddie              station will air almost anything
“Admission” ›› (2013, Come-         Bracken. A sickly GI is mistak-        for big ratings. (CC) (HD) (R)     er a title shot. (HD) (PG) (1:59)
dy-Drama) Tina Fey. A college       en for a war hero when he              (2:01) MAX Thu. 4:45 a.m.          AMC Sat. 3 p.m.; Mon. 2 p.m.
admissions officer thinks an        comes home. (CC) (NR) (2:00)           “Oliver!” ›››› (1968, Musi-        “Twelve O’Clock High” ››››
applicant is her son. (CC) (HD)     TCM Sun. 9 a.m.                        cal) Ron Moody. Dickens’ or-       (1949, War) Gregory Peck.
(PG-13) (1:57) HBO Mon. 7           “Halloween” ›››› (1978,                phan meets a scoundrel and a       Command weighs heavily on of-
p.m.                                Horror) Donald Pleasence. An           killer. (CC) (G) (2:45) TCM Fri.   ficers running bombing raids.
“The Adventures of Robin            escaped maniac embarks on a            5 p.m.                             (NR) (2:30) TCM Sat. 9 a.m.
Hood” ›››› (1938, Adven-
ture) Errol Flynn. The Sherwood
Forest outlaw saves King            U.S. president’s plane. (CC) (R)       TNT Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 2:04         a.m.
Richard, Maid Marian. (CC)          (2:04) STARZ Sat. 10 a.m.              a.m.                               “Apt Pupil” ›› (1998, Drama)
(HD) (PG) (1:45) TCM Sat. 1:45      “The Alamo” ›› (2004, War)             “The Amazing Spider-Man”           Ian McKellen. A teenager resur-
a.m.                                Dennis Quaid. Outnumbered              ››› (2012, Action) Andrew          rects an old man’s evil Nazi
“After Earth” › (2013, Sci-         Texans fight to secede from            Garfield. Peter Parker investi-    past. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:51) TMC
ence Fiction) Jaden Smith. A        Mexico. (CC) (PG-13) (2:17)            gates his parents’ disappear-      Sun. 7:30 a.m.
boy traverses hostile terrain to    STARZ Mon. 4:40 p.m.                   ance. (CC) (PG-13) (2:16)          “Armageddon” › (1998, Sci-
recover a rescue beacon. (CC)       “Alex Cross” › (2012, Action)          STARZ Mon. 11 a.m., 9 p.m.;        ence Fiction) Bruce Willis. A
(PG-13) (1:39) STARZ Sat.           Tyler Perry. A serial killer push-     Tue. 4:30 a.m.; Fri. 11:15 p.m.    hero tries to save Earth from
12:10 p.m.; Sun. 6:20 a.m.;         es Cross to the edge. (CC) (HD)        “American Pie 2” ›› (2001,         an asteroid. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
Thu. 12:05 p.m.; Fri. 1:45 a.m.     (PG-13) (1:41) SHOW Sat.               Comedy) Jason Biggs. Friends       (2:30) MAX Sun. 7:30 p.m.;
“After the Thin Man” ›››            11:30 a.m., 10 p.m.; Wed.              rent a summerhouse on Lake         Wed. 6:30 p.m.; Sat. 1:05 a.m.
(1936, Comedy-Drama) William        10:30 p.m.                             Michigan and chase girls. (CC)     “Armored” ›› (2009, Sus-
Powell. Married sleuths search      “Alien vs. Predator” ››                (HD) (NR) (2:00) COM Sat. 7        pense) Matt Dillon. Armored-car
for their cousin’s missing hus-     (2004, Science Fiction) Sanaa          p.m.; Sun. 1:34 a.m.               officers plan to steal from the
band. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM          Lathan. Antarctic explorers en-        “American Reunion” ››              company. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)
Sun. 3 p.m.                         counter deadly extraterrestrials.      (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs.        FX Sat. 11:30 a.m.
“Age of Dinosaurs” (2013, Ac-       (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY          The gang from “American Pie”       “Arthur” ›› (2011, Romance-
tion) Jillian Rose Reed. A for-     Sun. Noon, 11:37 p.m.                  has a high-school reunion. (CC)    Comedy) Russell Brand. An irre-
mer firefighter fights to rescue    “All About the Benjamins” ››           (HD) (R) (1:52) HBO Mon.           sponsible playboy must choose
his teenage daughter. (CC) (HD)     (2002, Action) Ice Cube. A             10:15 p.m.                         between love and money. (CC)
(NR) (2:00) SYFY Thu. 3 p.m.        bounty hunter and his prey get         “Animal House” ››› (1978,          (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) COM Sat.
“Age of the Dragons” › (2011,       mixed up in a diamond scam.            Comedy) John Belushi. Bluto,       10:30 a.m.; Sun. 8 a.m.
Fantasy) Danny Glover. Capt.        (HD) (R) (2:00) VH1 Fri. 2 a.m.,       Otter and the Deltas run wild at   “As Cool as I Am” › (2013,
Ahab seeks vengeance against        1:45 p.m.                              1962 Faber College. (R) (2:30)     Comedy-Drama) Claire Danes. A
a great white dragon. (CC) (HD)     “All-Star Superman” (2011, Ac-         VH1 Fri. 11 p.m.                   whip smart teen comes of age
(PG-13) (2:00) SYFY Thu. 1          tion) Voices of James Denton.          “Any Number Can Play” ››           in a small town. (CC) (HD) (R)
p.m.                                Animated. A rescue mission to          (1949, Drama) Clark Gable.         (1:32) TMC Mon. 10 p.m.; Fri.
“Agent Cody Banks 2: Destina-       the sun exposes Superman to            Casino owner at odds with wife     8:20 a.m.
tion London” ›› (2004, Ad-          radiation. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:15)       bets all against lucky oilman.     “The Aviator” ››› (2004, Bi-
venture) Frankie Muniz. A CIA       MAX Wed. 7 a.m.                        (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu.          ography) Leonardo DiCaprio.
agent must recover mind-con-        “Aloha, Scooby-Doo” ››                 10:30 a.m.                         Howard Hughes produces
trol software. (CC) (HD) (PG)       (2005, Comedy) Voices of               “Apollo 13” ››› (1995, His-        movies and flies airplanes. (CC)
(1:40) SHOW Tue. 7 a.m.             Frank Welker. Animated. The            torical Drama) Tom Hanks.          (PG-13) (2:46) STARZ Thu.
“Ain’t Them Bodies Saints”          Mystery Inc. crew heads to             Based on the true story of the     10:50 p.m.; Fri. 10:20 a.m.

                                                                                                              B
››› (2013, Drama) Rooney            Hawaii for a surfing contest.          ill-fated 1970 moon mission.
Mara. A man takes the blame         (HD) (NR) (1:30) TOON Tue. 9           (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:20) HBO Sat.
when his lover shoots and           a.m.                                   3 p.m.
wounds a policeman. (CC) (HD)       “Along Came a Spider” ››               “Après Vous...” ›› (2003, Ro-      “The Baby” ›› (1973, Horror)
(R) (1:45) TMC Tue. 8 p.m.          (2001, Mystery) Morgan Free-           mance) Daniel Auteuil. A head-     Anjanette Comer. Social worker
“Air Force One” ››› (1997,          man. A detective and a Secret          waiter tries to cheer a suicidal   helps teen whose mom keeps
Suspense) Harrison Ford. A ter-     Service agent investigate an           man. (Subtitled-English) (CC)
rorist and his gang hijack the      abduction. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:02)        (HD) (R) (1:49) TMC Mon. 8:30
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him in diapers. (PG) (1:45)          The dynamic duo returns to           (2:30) CMT Sat. 6:30 p.m.          ald. Animated. A Scottish
TCM Sun. 12:45 a.m.                  take on an icy villain. (CC) (PG-    “Big” ››› (1988, Comedy)           princess must undo a beastly
“Baby Sellers” (2013, Drama)         13) (2:10) ENC Fri. 11:45 p.m.       Tom Hanks. A wishing machine       curse. (CC) (PG) (1:40) STARZ
Kirstie Alley. An ICE agent re-      “Batman Returns” ›› (1992,           turns boy into a man with a job    Tue. 8:45 a.m.
lentlessly pursues a child traf-     Action) Michael Keaton. The          and girlfriend. (CC) (HD) (PG)     “Braveheart” ››› (1995, His-
ficker. (CC) (HD) (2:00) LIFE        Catwoman and the Penguin join        (1:44) MAX Mon. 8:45 a.m.;         torical Drama) Mel Gibson. A
Sat. 2 p.m.                          forces against Batman. (CC)          Thu. 8:15 p.m.                     Scottish rebel rallies his coun-
“Bachelor Mother” ›››                (PG-13) (2:06) ENC Wed. 5:50         “Big Momma’s House 2” ›            trymen against England. (CC)
(1939, Romance-Comedy) Gin-          a.m., 3:25 p.m., 11 p.m.             (2006, Comedy) Martin              (HD) (R) (2:57) AMC Sun. 3
ger Rogers. A store clerk is         “Battle for Terra” ›› (2007,         Lawrence. An FBI agent repris-     p.m.; Fri. 8 p.m.
mistaken for a foundling’s           Science Fiction) Voices of Evan      es his disguise, posing as a       “Broadcast News” ›››
mother. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM         Rachel Wood. Animated. Hu-           heavy nanny. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)     (1987, Romance-Comedy)
Fri. 7 a.m.                          man invaders want to steal an        (1:39) MAX Wed. 10 a.m., 10        William Hurt. James Brooks’
“Back to School” ››› (1986,          already inhabited planet. (CC)       p.m.                               acclaimed portrait of a TV news
Comedy) Rodney Dangerfield.          (HD) (PG) (1:25) HBO Wed.            “Billy Madison” › (1995, Com-      group. (CC) (R) (2:12) ENC
Campus life is turned upside         2:30 p.m.                            edy) Adam Sandler. A hotel         Mon. 4:20 a.m.
down by an obnoxious tycoon.         “Battle: Los Angeles” ››             magnate’s adult son goes back      “Broken City” ›› (2013,
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:36) AMC         (2011, Science Fiction) Aaron        to grade school. (HD) (PG-13)      Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg.
Thu. 9 a.m.                          Eckhart. U.S. Marine troops          (2:00) FAM Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun.      An ex-cop goes to war against
“Back to the Future Part II”         fight off alien invaders. (HD)       4 p.m.                             New York’s corrupt mayor. (CC)
››› (1989, Comedy) Michael           (PG-13) (2:30) FX Mon. 1:30          “Biography of a Bachelor Girl”     (HD) (R) (1:48) MAX Mon.
J. Fox. Marty’s time traveling is    p.m.; Tue. 9:30 a.m.                 ›› (1935, Comedy) Ann Hard-        12:55 a.m.; Fri. 1:10 p.m.,
threatened by a dangerous ri-        “The Baxter” ›› (2005, Ro-           ing. Book about worldly artist     8:10 p.m.
val. (CC) (PG) (1:47) ENC Sun.       mance-Comedy) Michael                causes problems for the people     “The Brothers Grimm” ››
12:20 p.m.                           Showalter. A bridegroom has an       in it. (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 5:30   (2005, Fantasy) Matt Damon.
“The Back-up Plan” › (2010,          anxious two weeks before his         a.m.                               Traveling con men probe a mag-
Romance-Comedy) Jennifer             wedding. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)           “Black Forest” (2012, Fantasy)     ical mystery. (CC) (PG-13)
Lopez. A single woman be-            (1:31) SHOW Wed. 7 a.m.              Tinsel Korey. Tourists encounter   (1:58) STARZ Sun. 8:10 a.m.
comes pregnant, then meets           “The Beach” ›› (2000, Dra-           evil creatures in an enchanted     “Bruce Almighty” ›› (2003,
her ideal man. (PG-13) (2:30)        ma) Leonardo DiCaprio. An aim-       forest. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00)      Comedy) Jim Carrey. A frustrat-
OXY Sat. 5 p.m., 11:30 p.m.;         less traveler journeys to a se-      SYFY Wed. 1 a.m.                   ed reporter receives divine
Wed. 7:30 p.m.; Thu. Midnight        cret island utopia. (CC) (HD) (R)    “Blonde Fever” ›› (1944, Dra-      powers from God. (HD) (PG-13)
“The Backwoods” ›› (2006,            (2:00) MAX Mon. 6 p.m.               ma) Mary Astor. A restaurateur     (2:00) FAM Sun. 10 p.m.; Wed.
Suspense) Gary Oldman. Two           “Beau Brummel” ››› (1924,            considers leaving his wife for a   9 p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m.
couples must get a feral girl to     Drama) John Barrymore. Silent.       waitress. (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu.     “Budz House” (2012, Comedy)
safety. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38)         Rise and fall of arrogant Lon-       9 a.m.                             Wesley Jonathan. Stoner pals
HBO Mon. 2:25 a.m.                   don dandy. (NR) (2:15) TCM           “Blown Away” ›› (1994, Sus-        hit the jackpot with a big bag of
“Bad Influence” ››› (1990,           Wed. 9:45 p.m.                       pense) Jeff Bridges. A mad         weed. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24)
Suspense) Rob Lowe. A                “Beautiful Creatures” ››             Irish bomber plots revenge on      SHOW Mon. 3 a.m.
stranger lures a businessman         (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenre-       his former pupil. (CC) (HD) (R)    “Bunraku” › (2010, Action)
into a seductive lifestyle. (CC)     ich. Star-crossed teens uncover      (2:01) MAX Thu. 6:50 a.m.          Josh Hartnett. Two men have
(R) (1:39) ENC Thu. 1:10 a.m.        dark secrets in their town. (CC)     “Blue Crush” ›› (2002, Dra-        scores to settle with a ruthless
“The Bad News Bears Go to            (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) MAX Mon.         ma) Kate Bosworth. A young         recluse. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:01)
Japan” ›› (1978, Comedy)             3:50 p.m.; Tue. 12:05 a.m.           woman prepares for a big surf-     TMC Mon. 2 p.m.
Tony Curtis. A hustler pits a        “Beauty Shop” ›› (2005,              ing contest. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)     “Butch Cassidy and the Sun-
peewee baseball team against         Comedy) Queen Latifah. A de-         (1:44) MAX Fri. 3 p.m.             dance Kid” ›››› (1969,
Japanese all-stars. (PG) (2:00)      termined hairstylist competes        “The Blues Brothers” ›››           Western) Paul Newman. An en-
4 Sat. 1 p.m.                        with her former boss. (CC) (HD)      (1980, Musical Comedy) John        croaching posse in Wyoming
“Bad Santa” ››› (2003,               (PG-13) (1:45) SHOW Sun. 5           Belushi. Two musicians re-         prompts outlaws to try out Bo-
Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton.          p.m.                                 assemble their hot band for a      livia. (CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM
Two criminals disguise them-         “Because You’re Mine” ››             fundraiser. (CC) (R) (3:00) VH1    Sun. 5 p.m.
selves as St. Nick and an elf.       (1952, Musical Comedy) Mario         Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 10:30 a.m.      “Butcher Boys” (2013, Horror)
(CC) (R) (1:33) STARZ Tue.           Lanza. A famous opera singer         “Blues Brothers 2000” ››           Ali Faulkner. Friends go head-to-
1:05 a.m.                            falls for his sergeant’s sister at   (1998, Musical Comedy) Dan         head with a group of cannibals.
“The Ballad of Josie” ›››            boot camp. (CC) (NR) (2:00)          Aykroyd. Elwood Blues tries to     (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) TMC Thu.
(1968, Western) Doris Day. A         TCM Tue. 7:30 a.m.                   start up a new Blues Brothers      11:30 p.m.
woman’s sheep business irri-         “Bedtime Stories” ›› (2008,          band. (CC) (PG-13) (3:00) VH1      “Butterflies Are Free” ›››
tates her ranching neighbors.        Comedy) Adam Sandler. A              Sun. 1 a.m.                        (1972, Comedy-Drama) Goldie
(HD) (NR) (1:42) AMC Sat. 10         handyman’s tall tales begin to       “Boiling Point” ›› (1993, Ac-      Hawn. A scatterbrained actress
a.m.                                 come true. (HD) (PG) (2:00)          tion) Wesley Snipes. A Treasury    and a blind neighbor find ro-
“Balls of Fury” ›› (2007,            FAM Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 6 p.m.         agent has one week to find a       mance. (CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM
Comedy) Dan Fogler. A dis-           “Before Night Falls” ›››             comrade’s killers. (CC) (R)        Sat. 7 p.m.
graced pingpong player goes          (2000, Drama) Javier Bardem.         (1:33) ENC Sat. 12:50 p.m.;        “Byzantium” ››› (2012, Hor-
under cover for the FBI. (CC)        The story of gay Cuban novelist      Wed. 1:45 p.m.                     ror) Gemma Arterton. Fugitive
(HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM Sun.         and poet Reinaldo Arenas. (CC)       “The Bounty Hunter” › (2010,       female vampires take refuge at
1 p.m.                               (HD) (R) (2:12) HBO Wed. 1:55        Romance-Comedy) Jennifer           a seaside British community.
“Barbershop” ›› (2002, Com-          a.m.                                 Aniston. A bounty hunter must      (CC) (HD) (R) (1:58) SHOW
edy) Ice Cube. A barbershop          “Bel Ami” ›› (2012, Histori-         track down his bail-jumping ex-    Mon. Noon

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owner considers selling his es-      cal Drama) Robert Pattinson. A       wife. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX
tablishment. (HD) (PG-13)            man seduces his way up the           Thu. 11 a.m.; Fri. 9:30 a.m.
(2:00) TBS Sat. 1 p.m.               ladder of Parisian society. (CC)     “Bounty Hunters” (2011, Ac-
“Barricade” (2012, Horror) Eric      (HD) (R) (1:42) TMC Thu. 2:30        tion) Trish Stratus. Bounty        “Calendar Girls” ››› (2003,
McCormack. A man and his             a.m.                                 hunters nab an informant worth     Comedy-Drama) Helen Mirren.
children are trapped with a sin-     “Bending the Rules” (2012,           $100,000. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:20)     Yorkshire women pose nude for
ister force. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)       Action) Jamie Kennedy. A sus-        SHOW Fri. 2 a.m.                   a calendar. (CC) (PG-13) (1:48)
(1:23) SHOW Wed. 5:30 a.m.           pended cop and a prosecutor          “The Bourne Ultimatum” ›››         ENC Mon. 10:35 a.m.; Fri.
“Basquiat” ›› (1996, Biogra-         become unlikely partners. (CC)       (2007, Action) Matt Damon. Ja-     3:15 a.m.
phy) Jeffrey Wright. A New York      (HD) (PG-13) (1:24) TMC Wed.         son Bourne continues to look       “The Call” ›› (2013, Sus-
artist’s brilliant career is cut     10:35 a.m.                           for clues to unravel his true      pense) Halle Berry. An emer-
short by drugs. (CC) (HD) (R)        “Beowulf” ›› (2007, Adven-           identity. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)        gency operator must save a
(1:48) SHOW Thu. 7:40 a.m.           ture) Voices of Ray Winstone.        (1:30) USA Sat. 11:30 p.m.         teen from a killer. (CC) (R)
“Batman” ››› (1989, Action)          Animated. A warrior battles a        “The Boy With Green Hair”          (1:36) STARZ Sun. Midnight,
Jack Nicholson. The Caped Cru-       ferocious demon. (CC) (HD)           ››› (1948, Drama) Pat              4:20 p.m.; Fri. 5:35 p.m.
sader vows to rid Gotham City        (PG-13) (1:54) AMC Thu. 11:01        O’Brien. A young war orphan’s      “Camel Spiders” (2011, Hor-
of the Joker. (CC) (PG-13)           p.m.; Fri. 2:30 p.m.                 hair changes color overnight.      ror) Brian Krause. U.S. soldiers
(2:06) ENC Sun. 2:10 p.m.,           “The Beverly Hillbillies” ››         (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 6        battle large, mutated spiders.
10:15 p.m.                           (1993, Comedy) Jim Varney.           a.m.
“Batman & Robin” › (1997,            Jed Clampett and his clan            “Brave” ››› (2012, Adven-
Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger.       move to California. (CC) (PG)        ture) Voices of Kelly Macdon-          Continued on next page
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(CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY           for comeback. (CC) (NR) (1:45)      (HD) (R) (1:51) MAX Sat. 10        p.m.; Thu. 12:30 a.m.
Wed. 4 p.m.; Thu. 1 a.m.             TCM Wed. 12:30 a.m.                 p.m.; Tue. 12:15 p.m., 8 p.m.;     “Darkman” ››› (1990, Ac-
“Casino” ››› (1995, Crime            “Coach Carter” ››› (2005,           Fri. 6:15 p.m.                     tion) Liam Neeson. A scientist
Drama) Robert De Niro. A mob         Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. A         “Cool Hand Luke” ››› (1967,        seeks revenge on the thugs
employee makes a play for            high-school basketball coach        Drama) Paul Newman. A South-       who disfigured him. (CC) (HD)
power in 1970s Las Vegas.            pushes his team to excel. (CC)      ern loner on a chain gang re-      (R) (1:35) TMC Sat. 10:40
(CC) (HD) (R) (2:57) MAX Thu.        (HD) (PG-13) (2:16) TMC Sat.        fuses to be broken. (CC) (GP)      a.m., 7:25 p.m.; Sat. 5:05
3:50 p.m.                            3:20 p.m.                           (2:15) TCM Fri. 11:30 p.m.         a.m.
“Cellular” ›› (2004, Sus-            “The Cold Light of Day” ›           “Cop Land” ››› (1997, Crime        “Darkman II: The Return of Du-
pense) Kim Basinger. A kid-          (2012, Action) Henry Cavill. A      Drama) Sylvester Stallone. New     rant” ›› (1995, Horror) Arnold
napped teacher calls a stranger      young business consultant           Jersey sheriff tackles New York    Vosloo. Sadistic crime lord
on a cell phone. (CC) (PG-13)        must save his kidnapped fami-       police cover-up. (CC) (HD) (R)     awakens from coma. (CC) (HD)
(1:32) ENC Sun. 4:20 p.m.            ly. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:33)        (1:45) AMC Thu. 11 a.m.            (R) (1:33) TMC Sat. 12:15
“The Chamber” ›› (1996,              SHOW Wed. 6:25 p.m.; Thu.           “The Core” ›› (2003, Action)       p.m.
Drama) Chris O’Donnell. A            12:15 a.m.                          Aaron Eckhart. Scientists travel   “Darkman III: Die Darkman
lawyer seeks clemency for his        “Cold Mountain” ››› (2003,          to the center of the Earth. (CC)   Die” ›› (1996, Horror) Jeff Fa-
grandfather on death row. (CC)       Drama) Jude Law. A Confeder-        (HD) (PG-13) (2:16) AMC Wed.       hey. A master of multiple identi-
(HD) (R) (1:51) MAX Fri. 4:05        ate soldier tries to reach his      5 p.m.; Thu. 2:30 a.m.             ties faces a deadly business-
a.m.                                 sweetheart. (CC) (R) (2:35)         “Coyote Ugly” › (2000, Ro-         man. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:27) TMC
“Charlie’s Angels” ›››               STARZ Wed. 8:55 a.m., 4:20          mance-Comedy) Piper Perabo. A      Sat. 1:50 p.m.
(2000, Action) Cameron Diaz.         p.m.                                struggling songwriter cuts loose   “Date Movie” › (2006, Ro-
Three nubile crimefighters must      “Cold Spring” (2013, Sus-           in a rowdy New York bar. (R)       mance-Comedy) Alyson Hanni-
solve a kidnapping. (CC) (PG-        pense) Sean Patrick Flanery.        (1:41) BRAVO Sat. 8:30 a.m.        gan. A hopeless romantic faces
13) (1:38) STARZ Sat. 8:15           Roy and Sara’s marriage is          “The Crew” › (1994, Drama)         many obstacles in her
a.m.; Sun. 4:35 a.m.                 heading for divorce. (CC) (HD)      Donal Logue. Five people are       courtship. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
“The Chase” ›› (1994, Ac-            (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. Noon          taken hostage aboard their lux-    (1:22) MAX Thu. 6:50 p.m.
tion) Charlie Sheen. An es-          “Collateral” ››› (2004, Sus-        ury yacht. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:39)    “The Day After Tomorrow” ››
caped con and his obliging           pense) Tom Cruise. A contract       TMC Thu. 4:15 a.m.                 (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid.
hostage head for Mexico. (CC)        killer uses a cabdriver for his     “Critical Care” ›› (1997, Dra-     Global warming leads to world-
(PG-13) (1:28) ENC Sun. 12:20        jobs. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TNT      ma) James Spader. A doctor         wide natural disasters. (CC)
a.m.                                 Sat. 3:30 p.m.                      helps decide a comatose            (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Sat.
“Chasing Leprechauns” (2012,         “Collateral Damage” › (2002,        man’s fate. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45)   9 p.m.; Sun. 6:30 p.m.
Comedy-Drama) Adrian Pasdar.         Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger.      HBO Wed. 4:10 a.m.                 “Daylight” ›› (1996, Action)
Irish folks who believe in lep-      A fireman goes after the terror-    “Crocodile Dundee in Los An-       Sylvester Stallone. Explosion
rechauns oppose a project.           ist who killed his family. (CC)     geles” › (2001, Comedy) Paul       traps New Yorkers in the Hol-
(CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 1         (R) (2:00) D Sun. 3 p.m.            Hogan. The Aussie adventurer       land Tunnel. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
p.m.                                 “Collateral Damage” › (2002,        mixes it up with smugglers in      (1:55) SHOW Sat. 9:30 a.m.;
“Chasing Mavericks” ››               Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger.      L.A. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FX Wed.      Sun. 4 a.m.; Wed. 4:30 p.m.
(2012, Drama) Gerard Butler. A       A fireman goes after the terror-    10:30 a.m.                         “Dazed and Confused” ›››
surfer goes to ride a famous         ist who killed his family. (HD)     “Cross My Heart” ›› (1987,         (1993, Drama) Jason London.
northern California wave. (CC)       (R) (2:00) WGN-A Sun. 8 p.m.        Romance-Comedy) Martin             Teens waste another day in
(HD) (PG) (1:55) HBO Mon.            “College Road Trip” › (2008,        Short. A couple’s lies designed    1976 Austin, Texas. (R) (1:43)
Noon                                 Comedy) Martin Lawrence. A          to impress each other backfire.    TMC Tue. 1:10 a.m.
“The Children Are Watching           cop escorts his daughter on a       (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) TMC Thu.      “Dead Silence” ›› (2007,
Us” ›› (1943, Drama) Emilio          trip to visit colleges. (CC) (HD)   12:30 p.m.                         Horror) Ryan Kwanten. A widow-
Cigoli. A child is an unfortunate    (G) (1:30) DISN Mon. 8 p.m.         “Cry Wolf” ›› (2005, Sus-          er encounters a deadly curse.
victim of his mother’s adultery.     “The Color of Money” ›››            pense) Lindy Booth. A lying        (CC) (HD) (R) (1:29) MAX Mon.
(NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 12:45           (1986, Drama) Paul Newman. A        game has deadly conse-             5:25 a.m.
a.m.                                 former pool shark shows an up-      quences for young students.        “Deep Impact” ›› (1998, Dra-
“The Chronicles of Narnia: The       start how to hustle. (CC) (HD)      (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:29) MAX       ma) Robert Duvall. A large
Lion, the Witch and the              (R) (1:59) TMC Thu. 6 p.m.          Sun. 4:45 a.m.

                                                                         D
                                                                                                            comet is on a collision course
Wardrobe” ››› (2005, Fanta-          “The Comebacks” › (2007,                                               with Earth. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
sy) Tilda Swinton. Children and      Comedy) David Koechner. An                                             (2:00) HBO Sat. 11 a.m.
a mystical lion unite against        unlucky football coach takes                                           “Def Jam’s How to Be a Play-
the White Witch. (HD) (PG)           over a misfit college team. (CC)    “D3: The Mighty Ducks” ››          er” › (1997, Comedy) Bill Bel-
(3:30) FAM Fri. 7:30 p.m.            (HD) (NR) (2:00) COM Sat. 5         (1996, Comedy) Emilio Estevez.     lamy. An ultrasmooth bachelor
“Cinderella Jones” ›› (1946,         p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m.                   Teen hockey players get new        juggles multiple gal pals. (CC)
Musical Comedy) Joan Leslie.         “Commando” ›› (1985, Ac-            school, new name, new coach.       (HD) (R) (1:33) TMC Mon. Mid-
An heiress is forced to marry a      tion) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A      (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:44) TMC Sun.     night
genius or lose her fortune. (CC)     war vet battles an old foe to       9:30 a.m.; Wed. 7:10 a.m.          “Déjà Vu” ››› (2006, Sus-
(NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 11:45           rescue his kidnapped child.         “Dadnapped” ››› (2009,             pense) Denzel Washington. A
a.m.                                 (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) AMC Fri.       Comedy) Emily Osment. A girl       time-folding agent falls in love
“Clara’s Deadly Secret” (2013,       9:30 a.m.                           springs into action when fans      with a murder victim. (HD) (PG-
Suspense) Emmanuelle Vaugi-          “The Company You Keep” ››           kidnap her father. (CC) (HD)       13) (3:00) SPIKE Thu. 12:30
er. Strange events plague a          (2012, Suspense) Robert Red-        (NR) (1:35) DISN Sat. 2:30         a.m.
family in a house where a girl       ford. A former Weather Under-       a.m.                               “Deliver Us From Eva” ››
died. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE     ground activist goes on the run.    “Dance Flick” ›› (2009, Com-       (2003, Romance-Comedy) LL
Sun. 3 p.m.                          (CC) (R) (2:01) STARZ Tue.          edy) Shoshana Bush. A street-      Cool J. A legendary Lothario is
“Class Act” ›› (1992, Come-          3:10 p.m.; Wed. 1:50 a.m.           smart teen helps a classmate       hired to romance a meddling
dy) Christopher Reid. A nerd re-     “Complicit” (2013, Crime Dra-       become a dancing queen. (HD)       woman. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45)
luctantly swaps identities with      ma) David Oyelowo. An MI5           (PG-13) (2:00) VH1 Tue. 9          TMC Sat. 7:05 a.m.
a paroled felon. (CC) (PG-13)        agent tries to implicate a terror   p.m.; Wed. 12:40 p.m.              “The Departed” ››› (2006,
(2:30) BET Wed. 11 a.m.; Thu.        suspect. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:39)      “Dangerous Minds” ›› (1995,        Crime Drama) Leonardo Di-
1 a.m.                               SHOW Tue. 2:15 p.m.                 Drama) Michelle Pfeiffer. A        Caprio. An undercover cop and
“Clerks” ››› (1994, Comedy)          “Coneheads” ›› (1993, Com-          teacher works wonders on a         a criminal lead double lives.
Brian O’Halloran. Store clerks       edy) Dan Aykroyd. The “Satur-       class of educational misfits.      (CC) (HD) (R) (2:32) AMC Wed.
shoot the breeze during a typi-      day Night Live” aliens adjust to    (CC) (HD) (R) (1:39) SHOW          8 p.m.; Thu. 4:30 p.m.
cal workday. (CC) (HD) (R)           life on Earth. (CC) (HD) (PG)       Mon. 2 p.m.                        “Detroit Rock City” ›› (1999,
(1:31) TMC Mon. 1:35 a.m.;           (2:04) COM Fri. 12:19 p.m.          “The Dark Knight Rises” ›››        Comedy) Edward Furlong. Four
Sat. 3:30 a.m.                       “Confessions of a Teenage           (2012, Action) Christian Bale.     teenagers stop at nothing for
“Clockers” ›› (1995, Drama)          Drama Queen” ›› (2004,              Batman faces a masked villain      KISS tickets. (CC) (R) (1:35)
Harvey Keitel. A drug dealer’s       Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. A teen       named Bane. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)      ENC Sun. 3:45 a.m.
law-abiding brother confesses        tries to dethrone a popular girl.   (2:45) MAX Sat. 6:15 p.m.;         “The Devil’s Rejects” › (2005,
to a murder. (CC) (HD) (R)           (CC) (PG) (1:29) STARZ Sat.         Wed. 11:45 a.m.                    Horror) Sid Haig. A sheriff and
(2:08) SHOW Wed. 3:15 a.m.;          6:40 a.m.                           “Dark Shadows” ›› (2012,           two bounty hunters track a mur-
Sat. 2:30 a.m.                       “The Conjuring” ››› (2013,          Comedy) Johnny Depp. Vampire       derous family. (CC) (HD) (R)
“The Clown” ›› (1953, Come-          Horror) Vera Farmiga. Paranor-      Barnabas Collins emerges in
dy-Drama) Red Skelton. Left by       mal investigators confront a        1972 Maine. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
wife, loved by son, comic tries      powerful demonic entity. (CC)       (1:52) HBO Sat. 8 a.m., 6             Continued on next page
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(1:49) SHOW Thu. 11:30 p.m.           “Duplex” ›› (2003, Comedy)           p.m.                                   (2000, Drama) Sean Connery.
“Die Hard” ››› (1988, Ac-             Ben Stiller. A couple tries to get   “Failure to Launch” ›› (2006,          A reclusive writer nurtures a
tion) Bruce Willis. A New York        rid of an annoying neighbor.         Romance-Comedy) Matthew Mc-            Bronx youth’s gift for words.
policeman outwits foreign thugs       (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Thu. 11:30        Conaughey. A man’s parents             (CC) (PG-13) (2:13) ENC Fri.
in an L.A. high-rise. (CC) (HD)       a.m., 4 p.m.                         hatch a plan to move him out           6:50 a.m.

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(R) (2:11) AMC Mon. 7 p.m.;                                                of the house. (PG-13) (2:00)           “Finian’s Rainbow” ›››
Tue. 10:30 a.m., 4 p.m.; Wed.                                              OXY Thu. 6 p.m.; Fri. 1 a.m.           (1968, Fantasy) Fred Astaire.
11:30 a.m.                                                                 “The Family Stone” ›› (2005,           An Irishman and his daughter
“Die Hard 2” ››› (1990, Ac-           “The East” ››› (2013, Dra-           Romance-Comedy) Dermot Mul-            steal a leprechaun’s pot of
tion) Bruce Willis. Police hero       ma) Brit Marling. An undercover      roney. A man introduces his up-        gold. (CC) (G) (2:45) TCM Mon.
spots military terrorists at D.C.     agent infiltrates a group of         tight girlfriend to his family. (PG-   2:15 p.m.
airport. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:04)         ecoterrorists. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)     13) (2:00) OXY Sat. 3 p.m.             “Fire in the Sky” ›› (1993,
AMC Tue. 1 a.m., 1:30 p.m.            (1:56) MAX Sat. 2:20 p.m.;           “The Family Stone” ›› (2005,           Drama) D.B. Sweeney. Arizona
“Die Hard With a Vengeance”           Tue. 10:15 a.m.                      Romance-Comedy) Dermot Mul-            man returns after odd disap-
››› (1995, Action) Bruce              “Easy A” ››› (2010, Come-            roney. A man introduces his up-        pearance. (CC) (PG-13) (1:47)
Willis. A New York cop must           dy) Emma Stone. A high-school        tight girlfriend to his family.        ENC Sat. 7:05 a.m.
stop a mad bomber’s game of           student uses the rumor mill to       (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Sun. 8         “Fired Up” › (2009, Comedy)
revenge. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:08)         her advantage. (HD) (PG-13)          a.m.                                   Nicholas D’Agosto. Two guys
AMC Mon. 10 p.m.; Tue. 7              (2:00) FX Mon. 6 p.m.; Tue.          “The Family That Preys” ››             enroll in cheerleading camp to
p.m.                                  Noon                                 (2008, Drama) Kathy Bates.             pick up girls. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
“Dirigible” ›› (1931, Adven-          “Easy to Love” ›› (1934,             Greed and scandal test the             (2:04) COM Tue. 12:19 p.m.
ture) Jack Holt. Members of an        Comedy) Genevieve Tobin. A           mettle of two family matriarchs.       “Firestarter” ›› (1984, Hor-
expedition to the South Pole          wife strikes back against her        (PG-13) (3:00) BET Fri. 7 p.m.         ror) David Keith. Quasifederal
become stranded. (NR) (1:45)          philandering husband. (CC)           “Fantastic Four” ›› (2005,             agents hunt a flame-causing lit-
TCM Thu. 7:15 p.m.                    (NR) (1:15) TCM Thu. 6:15            Action) Ioan Gruffudd. Cosmic          tle girl and her father. (CC) (R)
“Dirty Work” › (1998, Come-           a.m.                                 radiation grants four people un-       (1:53) ENC Wed. 12:40 a.m.
dy) Norm Macdonald. Under-            “Edge of Darkness” ›› (2010,         usual powers. (CC) (HD) (PG-           “Five Fingers” ›››› (2006,
achievers form a revenge-for-         Suspense) Mel Gibson. A              13) (1:46) HBO Tue. 11 a.m.            Suspense) Laurence Fishburne.
hire business. (CC) (PG-13)           Boston detective investigates        “Fast & Furious” ›› (2009,             Terrorists kidnap a Dutch relief
(1:21) ENC Thu. 4:25 a.m.             his daughter’s murder. (CC)          Action) Vin Diesel. Fugitive Dom       worker in Morocco. (CC) (HD)
“Disconnect” ››› (2012, Dra-          (HD) (R) (2:00) TNT Sun. Noon;       Torretto and Brian O’Conner re-        (R) (1:26) TMC Sun. 1:30 p.m.;
ma) Jason Bateman. Three sto-         Mon. 12:04 a.m.                      sume a feud in Los Angeles.            Thu. 2 p.m.
ries show the Internet’s effect       “Eight Below” ››› (2006, Ad-         (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sun.           “The Flintstones” ›› (1994,
on individuals. (CC) (HD) (R)         venture) Paul Walker. Expedi-        1:30 a.m.                              Comedy) John Goodman. A
(1:55) MAX Mon. 9 p.m.; Fri.          tion members must leave their        “Fast & Furious” ›› (2009,             caveman is set up by a schem-
12:50 a.m.                            sled dogs behind in Antarctica.      Action) Vin Diesel. Fugitive Dom       ing Stone Age secretary. (HD)
“Disturbia” ›› (2007, Sus-            (HD) (PG) (2:30) TBS Fri. 3          Torretto and Brian O’Conner re-        (PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 4 p.m.
pense) Shia LaBeouf. A trou-          a.m.                                 sume a feud in Los Angeles.            “The Flintstones in Viva Rock
bled youth suspects his neigh-        “8MM” ›› (1999, Suspense)            (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sun. 6         Vegas” › (2000, Comedy)
bor is a serial killer. (CC) (HD)     Nicolas Cage. A widow hires a        p.m.                                   Mark Addy. Fred Flintstone and
(PG-13) (2:02) TNT Sun. 10:02         man to identify a teen killed on     “The Fast and the Furious” ››          Barney Rubble court their fu-
p.m.                                  film. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:03) HBO       (2001, Action) Vin Diesel. An          ture wives. (HD) (PG) (2:00)
“Do the Right Thing” ›››              Sat. 1:30 a.m.                       undercover cop infiltrates the         FAM Sat. 8 a.m.
(1989, Drama) Danny Aiello. A         “88 Minutes” › (2007, Sus-           world of street racing. (PG-13)        “Flipped” ›› (2010, Romance-
race riot starts at Sal’s pizza       pense) Al Pacino. A man must         (1:47) BRAVO Sat. 8 p.m.,              Comedy) Madeline Carroll. The
parlor on a hot day in Brooklyn.      track down the source of a           10:30 p.m.                             relationship of two classmates
(CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) SHOW             death threat. (HD) (R) (2:30) FX     “Fastest” (2011, Documen-              evolves over six years. (HD)
Mon. 6 p.m.; Fri. 6 p.m.              Fri. 7 a.m.; Sat. 2:03 a.m.          tary) Narrated by Ewan McGre-          (PG) (2:00) TBS Thu. 2 a.m.
“Domestic Disturbance” ›              “Ella Enchanted” ›› (2004,           gor. Valentino Rossi seeks his         “The Flying Irishman” ››
(2001, Suspense) John Travol-         Romance-Comedy) Anne Hath-           10th MotoGP racing title. (CC)         (1939, Biography) Douglas Cor-
ta. A divorced man investigates       away. A young woman tries to         (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC               rigan. A biography of aviator
his son’s murderous stepfa-           break her curse of obedience.        Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. Midnight, 9          Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan.
ther. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45)        (CC) (PG) (1:41) ENC Thu. 5:05       p.m.; Mon. Midnight                    (NR) (1:15) TCM Mon. 6 a.m.
TNT Sun. 4:15 p.m.                    p.m.; Fri. 5:05 a.m.                 “Female” ›› (1933, Comedy-             “The Fog” ›› (2005, Horror)
“Double Jeopardy” ›››                 “Even Money” › (2006, Dra-           Drama) Ruth Chatterton. A              Tom Welling. A malevolent mist
(1999, Suspense) Tommy Lee            ma) Kim Basinger. Gambling           businesswoman meets her                enshrouds a seaside communi-
Jones. Jailed for her husband’s       destroys the lives of various        match in a free-thinking laborer.      ty. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Mon.
murder, a woman learns he             people. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:56)         (CC) (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri. 3            7 a.m.
lives. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TNT       SHOW Fri. 4 p.m.                     a.m.                                   “For Love or Money” ››
Sun. 6 p.m.                           “Every Day” ›› (2010, Come-          “A Few Good Men” ›››                   (1993, Romance-Comedy)
“Double Teamed” ›› (2002,             dy-Drama) Liev Schreiber. A          (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. A            Michael J. Fox. A concierge
Docudrama) Poppi Monroe.              man grapples with family and         Navy lawyer defends two                must chaperon a potential in-
Twin sisters Heather and Heidi        professional crises. (CC) (HD)       Marines in a comrade’s death.          vestor’s mistress. (CC) (HD)
Burge make it to the WNBA.            (R) (1:33) SHOW Mon. 4:30            (CC) (R) (3:00) WGN-A Tue. 6           (PG) (1:34) SHOW Tue. 8:45
(CC) (1:45) DISN Sun. 2:30            a.m.; Thu. 9:30 a.m.                 p.m.                                   a.m.
a.m.                                  “Evil Dead” ›› (2013, Horror)        “A Few Good Men” ›››                   “For Richer or Poorer” ›
“Down to You” › (2000, Ro-            Jane Levy. Friends unwittingly       (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. A            (1997, Romance-Comedy) Tim
mance-Comedy) Freddie Prinze          awaken an ancient demon. (CC)        Navy lawyer defends two                Allen. Wealthy Manhattanites
Jr. The romance between two           (R) (1:31) ENC Tue. 11:05 p.m.       Marines in a comrade’s death.          pose as an Amish man’s kin.
coeds hits some bumps in the          “Excuse My Dust” ›› (1951,           (HD) (R) (3:00) ± Fri. 11 a.m.         (CC) (PG-13) (1:55) ENC Fri. 8
road. (CC) (PG-13) (1:32) ENC         Musical Comedy) Red Skelton.         “Fierce Creatures” ›› (1997,           p.m.
Fri. 12:40 p.m.                       Misery reigns for a man sad-         Comedy) John Cleese. An un-            “Forever Darling” ›› (1956,
“Dragon Wasps” (2012, Sci-            dled with his daughter’s beau.       usual plan is hatched to boost         Comedy) Lucille Ball. A young
ence Fiction) Corin Nemec. Sol-       (CC) (G) (1:30) TCM Tue. 11          a floundering zoo. (CC) (HD)           couple’s marriage is saved by a
diers battle gigantic, flying in-     p.m.                                 (PG-13) (1:33) HBO Mon. 7              guardian angel. (CC) (NR)
sects that shoot fire. (CC) (HD)      “Extreme Prejudice” ››               a.m.                                   (2:00) TCM Sun. 3:30 a.m.
(NR) (2:00) SYFY Wed. Noon            (1987, Action) Nick Nolte. A         “50 First Dates” ›› (2004,             “The Forger” (2012, Drama)
“Dream House” › (2011, Sus-           Texas Ranger faces an old            Romance-Comedy) Adam San-              Josh Hutcherson. A teen en-
pense) Daniel Craig. A family’s       friend running a drug network.       dler. A man falls for a woman          counters the underground world
new home was once the scene           (CC) (HD) (R) (1:44) MAX Mon.        who has short-term memory              of art forgery. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
of gruesome murders. (CC)             10:30 a.m.                           loss. (CC) (PG-13) (1:36)

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                                                                                                                  (1:33) TMC Wed. 5:35 a.m.
(HD) (PG-13) (1:32) HBO Mon.                                               STARZ Tue. 5:15 p.m.; Wed.             “4:44 Last Day on Earth” ››
10:30 a.m.; Thu. 10:30 a.m.                                                11:30 a.m.                             (2011, Drama) Willem Dafoe.
“Dreamer: Inspired by a True                                               “Find Me Guilty” ››› (2006,            Two lovers react to Earth’s im-
Story” ››› (2005, Drama)              “Face/Off” ››› (1997, Ac-            Crime Drama) Vin Diesel. A             pending demise. (CC) (HD) (R)
Kurt Russell. A horse trainer         tion) John Travolta. An FBI          mobster decides to defend him-         (1:24) TMC Wed. 1:15 a.m.
and his daughter nurse an in-         agent and a violent terrorist        self in court. (CC) (HD) (R)
jured filly. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:38)    switch identities. (CC) (HD) (R)     (2:04) SHOW Wed. 12:30 p.m.
HBO Mon. 8:30 a.m.                    (2:18) AMC Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 5       “Finding Forrester” ›››                   Continued on next page
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“Frankenweenie” ››› (2012,          (2004, Romance-Comedy)                12:02 a.m., 7 p.m., 11:02           gas and becomes a hostage.
Comedy) Voices of Catherine         Emile Hirsch. A teen falls for a      p.m.                                (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) BET Sat. 9
O’Hara. Animated. A boy brings      woman who used to be a porn           “Grown Ups” › (2010, Come-          p.m.; Sun. 7 p.m.
his dead dog back to life. (CC)     star. (HD) (NR) (2:30) COM            dy) Adam Sandler. Friends learn     “Hellboy II: The Golden Army”
(PG) (1:27) STARZ Mon. 1:20         Sat. 8 a.m.; Sun. 10:30 a.m.          that maturity does not always       ››› (2008, Action) Ron Perl-
p.m.                                “Girl vs. Monster” ›› (2012,          come with age. (HD) (PG-13)         man. Hellboy and his team bat-
“Freaky Friday” ››› (2003,          Comedy) Olivia Holt. A savvy          (2:00) FX Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 3       tle an underworld prince. (HD)
Comedy) Jamie Lee Curtis. A         teen must battle an immortal          p.m.                                (PG-13) (2:30) FX Mon. 11
woman and her daughter magi-        monster and her army. (CC)            “Grown Ups 2” › (2013, Com-         a.m.; Tue. 7 a.m.
cally exchange bodies. (CC)         (HD) (1:40) DISN Tue. 8 p.m.;         edy) Adam Sandler. Lenny Fed-       “Hell’s Angels” ››› (1930,
(PG) (2:00) OXY Fri. 8 p.m., 10     Wed. 3:20 p.m.                        er and his family relocate back     War) Ben Lyon. Three Oxford
p.m.                                “The Girl With the Dragon Tat-        to his hometown. (CC) (PG-13)       buddies take to the skies as
“French Kiss” ›› (1995, Ro-         too” ››› (2011, Suspense)             (1:40) STARZ Mon. 2:50 p.m.,        fighter pilots. (PG) (2:15) TCM
mance-Comedy) Meg Ryan. An          Daniel Craig. A disgraced jour-       11:20 p.m.; Tue. 10:20 a.m.;        Thu. 11 p.m.
American woman crosses paths        nalist probes a 40-year-old mur-      Fri. 8:35 a.m., 7:15 p.m.; Sat.     “Hemingway & Gellhorn” ››
with a smarmy French thief.         der. (HD) (R) (3:33) FX Sun. 7        5 a.m.                              (2012, Docudrama) Nicole Kid-
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) HBO        p.m., 10:33 p.m.                      “Grumpy Old Men” ›› (1993,          man. Writers Ernest Hemingway
Tue. 6:30 a.m.                      “Girls Against Boys” (2012,           Comedy) Jack Lemmon. Feud-          and Martha Gellhorn begin a
“From Paris With Love” ››           Suspense) Danielle Panabaker.         ing neighbors vie for the affec-    romance. (CC) (HD) (2:30) HBO
(2010, Action) John Travolta. A     Two women take revenge                tions of a nearby widow. (CC)       Fri. 9 a.m.
low-ranking agent joins forces      against the men who wronged           (PG-13) (1:44) STARZ Thu.           “He’s Mine Not Yours” (2011,
with a dynamic operative. (CC)      them. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) TMC        5:10 p.m.                           Romance-Comedy) Caryn Ward.
(HD) (R) (2:02) TNT Sat. 10:17      Mon. 11:35 p.m.                       “The Guardian” ›› (2006,            A woman hires a temptress to
p.m.; Sun. 2:49 a.m.                “The Glass Slipper” ›››               Drama) Kevin Costner. A Coast       test her lover’s fidelity. (CC)
“The Fugitive” ››› (1993,           (1955, Musical) Leslie Caron.         Guard trainer makes a swim-         (HD) (NR) (2:30) BET Tue. 1:30
Suspense) Harrison Ford. An in-     Practical advice helps a maid         ming champ his protege. (HD)        p.m.
nocent man must evade the           win the heart of a prince. (CC)       (PG-13) (3:00) ± Mon. 11            “Hidalgo” ›› (2004, Adven-
law as he pursues a killer. (PG-    (NR) (1:45) TCM Fri. 3:15 p.m.        a.m.                                ture) Viggo Mortensen. A West-
13) (2:30) OXY Sat. 10:30           “Glickman” ›› (2012, Docu-            “Gucci: The Director” ›››           erner races a horse across the
a.m.; Tue. 6 a.m.                   mentary) Marty Glickman be-           (2013, Documentary) The work        Arabian desert. (CC) (PG-13)

G
                                    comes a pioneer in sports             of Italian fashion designer Frida   (2:15) STARZ Fri. 6:15 a.m.,
                                    broadcasting. (CC) (HD) (NR)          Giannini. (HD) (NR) (1:37)          3:15 p.m.
                                    (1:23) HBO Sat. 5:10 a.m.             SHOW Sun. 3 p.m.                    “Hidden Away” (2013, Sus-
“Gambit” ››› (1966, Sus-            “Godzilla” ›› (1998, Science          “Gunmen” › (1994, Action)           pense) Emmanuelle Vaugier. A
pense) Shirley MacLaine. A          Fiction) Matthew Broderick. Nu-       Christopher Lambert. A special      man learns that his wife and
Briton recruits a Eurasian          clear testing in the South Pacif-     agent and a criminal cohort         daughter faked their deaths.
woman to help steal a stat-         ic produces a giant mutated                                               (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE
                                                                          search for lost loot. (HD) (R)      Sun. 5 p.m.
uette. (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 1       lizard. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:18)      (1:30) TMC Wed. 4 a.m.

                                                                          H
p.m.                                AMC Fri. 1:30 a.m., 11:30                                                 “High Fidelity” ››› (2000,
“Garfield’s Pet Force” ››           a.m.                                                                      Romance-Comedy) John Cu-
(2009, Comedy) Voices of            “The Gold Rush” ››››                                                      sack. A record-store owner re-
Frank Welker. Animated.             (1925, Comedy) Charles Chap-          “Hail the Conquering Hero”          calls past relationships that
Garfield and friends become         lin. Silent. A little tramp is iso-   ›››› (1944, Comedy) Eddie           failed. (CC) (R) (1:53) STARZ
superheroes to battle an alien.     lated in the Yukon. (NR) (1:30)       Bracken. A sickly GI is mistak-     Wed. 10 p.m.; Thu. 10:05 a.m.
(HD) (G) (1:30) TOON Sat. 7         TCM Fri. 7:45 p.m.                    en for a war hero when he           “Highlander” ›› (1986, Fanta-
p.m.; Sun. 6 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m.      “A Good Day to Die Hard” ››           comes home. (CC) (NR) (2:00)        sy) Christopher Lambert. A New
“The Gay Diplomat” › (1931,         (2013, Action) Bruce Willis.          TCM Sun. 9 a.m.                     Yorker beheads a swordsman,
Drama) Ivan Lebedeff. A Soviet      John McClane and his son bat-         “Halloween” ›››› (1978,             continuing a battle of immor-
spy in Bucharest mixes ro-          tle Russian villains. (CC) (HD)       Horror) Donald Pleasence. An        tals. (CC) (R) (1:51) ENC Sat.
mance with espionage. (NR)                                                escaped maniac embarks on a         4:05 a.m.
                                    (R) (1:38) HBO Tue. 12:40
(1:15) TCM Wed. 11:45 a.m.                                                holiday rampage of revenge.         “Hills of Home” ››› (1948,
                                    a.m.; Fri. 4:40 a.m.                                                      Adventure) Edmund Gwenn. A
“Geraldine Ferraro: Paving the      “The Good Mistress” (2014,            (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) AMC Sat.
Way” (2013, Documentary)                                                  2 a.m.                              Scottish doctor tries to cure
                                    Suspense) Annie Heise. A
Geraldine Ferraro runs for vice     woman has a one-night stand           “The Hangover Part II” ››           Lassie’s fear of water. (CC) (G)
president in 1984. (HD) (NR)        with her friend’s husband. (CC)       (2011, Comedy) Bradley Coop-        (2:00) TCM Sat. 3 p.m.
(1:26) SHOW Fri. 9 p.m.             (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 6          er. Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug        “The Hindenburg” ›› (1975,
“Ghost” ››› (1990, Fantasy)         p.m.                                  head to Thailand for Stu’s wed-     Drama) George C. Scott. A man
Patrick Swayze. A murder victim     “Goodbye Again” ›› (1933,             ding. (HD) (R) (2:00) FX Thu. 7     tries to prevent sabotage on
returns to save his beloved fi-     Comedy) Warren William. A fa-         p.m., 10:02 p.m.                    the dirigible’s flight. (PG) (2:15)
ancee. (PG-13) (2:30) OXY                                                 “Happy Face Killer” (2014,          TCM Thu. 5 p.m.
                                    mous novelist tries to rekindle
Wed. 5 p.m.; Thu. 1:30 p.m.                                               Docudrama) David Arquette.          “Hitman” ›› (2007, Action)
                                    an old romance. (NR) (1:15)                                               Timothy Olyphant. An assassin
“Ghostbusters” ››› (1984,           TCM Fri. 4:15 a.m.                    Keith Jesperson embarks on a
                                                                          killing spree in the 1990s. (CC)    becomes embroiled in a politi-
Comedy) Bill Murray. Ghost          “Goon” ››› (2011, Comedy)                                                 cal conspiracy. (HD) (NR) (2:00)
fighters battle ghouls in a Man-    Seann William Scott. A bouncer        (HD) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 4 p.m.
hattan high-rise. (HD) (PG)                                               “Happy Gilmore” ›› (1996,           SPIKE Wed. 10:30 p.m.; Thu.
                                    lands a spot on a minor-league                                            4:30 p.m.
(2:45) VH1 Sat. 12:30 p.m.          hockey team. (CC) (HD) (R)            Comedy) Adam Sandler. A pow-
“Ghostbusters II” ›› (1989,                                               erful swing convinces a hockey      “The Hive” ›› (2008, Horror)
                                    (1:31) SHOW Fri. 3:30 a.m.                                                Tom Wopat. Flesh-eating army
Comedy) Bill Murray. A long-        “Gosford Park” ››› (2001,             player he can join the PGA tour.
                                                                          (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FAM Sat. 6      ants rampage through Brazil.
dead Carpathian warlock at-         Mystery) Eileen Atkins. A mur-
                                                                          p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m.                   (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY
tempts to return to Earth. (HD)     der occurs at a hunting party in                                          Wed. 10 a.m.
(PG) (2:45) VH1 Sat. 3:15 p.m.      England. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:17)         “Hardball” › (2001, Drama)
                                                                                                              “The Hobbit: An Unexpected
“Ghosts of Mars” › (2001,           TMC Fri. 4 p.m.                       Keanu Reeves. A gambler             Journey” ›› (2012, Fantasy)
Science Fiction) Ice Cube. A        “The Great Gatsby” ›› (2013,          coaches a youth baseball team       Ian McKellen. Bilbo Baggins
cop, her team and a criminal        Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. A           to work off a debt. (HD) (PG-13)    joins the quest to reclaim a
battle supernatural warriors.       would-be writer lives next to a       (2:00) TBS Wed. 2 a.m.              lost kingdom. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
(CC) (R) (1:37) ENC Wed. 2:40       mysterious millionaire. (CC)          “Harley Davidson and the Marl-      (2:49) HBO Tue. 12:45 p.m.,
a.m.                                (HD) (PG-13) (2:22) HBO Sat. 8        boro Man” ›› (1991, Action)         11 p.m.; Fri. 4:30 p.m.
“Gigli” › (2003, Romance-           p.m., 11:30 p.m.; Sun. 7:30           Mickey Rourke. Drifters resort      “Hollywood Homicide” ››
Comedy) Ben Affleck. A gang-        p.m.; Thu. Noon, 8:30 p.m.            to illegal means to save a bud-     (2003, Action) Harrison Ford.
ster aids her counterpart in a      “Gridiron Gang” ››› (2006,            dy’s bar. (CC) (R) (1:38) ENC       Two detectives investigate the
kidnapping. (HD) (R) (2:30) VH1     Drama) The Rock. A counselor          Tue. 11:10 a.m.                     slaying of a rap group. (HD)
Sat. 3:30 a.m.                      turns juvenile criminals into         “Heatstroke” ›› (2008, Sci-         (PG-13) (2:00) FX Fri. Noon
“The Gingerbread Man” ››            football players. (HD) (PG-13)        ence Fiction) D.B. Sweeney.         “Hollywoodland” ›› (2006,
(1998, Suspense) Kenneth            (2:15) TBS Sun. Noon                  Commandos must prevent an           Mystery) Adrien Brody. A detec-
Branagh. A lawyer’s one-night       “The Grim Sleeper” (2014,             alien race from destroying          tive probes the mysterious
stand has unforseen conse-          Docudrama) Dreama Walker. A           Earth. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00)        death of TV Superman George
quences. (CC) (R) (1:55) ENC        journalist investigates an al-        SYFY Fri. 10 a.m.
Tue. 1:15 a.m.                      leged serial killer. (CC) (HD)        “Held Up” › (2000, Comedy)
“The Girl Next Door” ››             (2:00) LIFE Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun.         Jamie Foxx. A yuppie stops for         Continued on next page
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Reeves. (HD) (R) (2:06) SHOW        of his precocious daughter.         and his brother are rivals for       a.m.
Fri. 1:45 p.m.; Sat. 4:45 a.m.      (CC) (PG-13) (1:55) ENC Mon.        the same woman. (CC) (NR)            “Jungle 2 Jungle” ›› (1997,
“Honey 2” › (2011, Drama)           12:30 p.m.                          (1:30) TCM Mon. 4:30 a.m.            Comedy) Tim Allen. Tribal boy
Katerina Graham. A troubled         “Illegal Tender” ›› (2007,          “It Happens Every Spring” ››         visits his father in New York
dancer prepares to compete on       Crime Drama) Rick Gonzalez.         (1949, Comedy) Ray Milland. A        City. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) HBO
a talent show. (CC) (HD) (PG-       Mother and son join forces          professor’s formula turns the        Wed. 6 a.m.
13) (2:30) BET Thu. 9:30 p.m.;      against murderous gangsters.        baseball world upside down.          “Junior” ››› (1994, Comedy)
Fri. 2:30 p.m.                      (CC) (HD) (R) (1:47) TMC Mon.       (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 1:15       Arnold Schwarzenegger. A sci-
“Honey, I Blew Up the Kid” ››       3:10 a.m.                           p.m.                                 ence experiment yields the
(1992, Comedy) Rick Moranis.        “The Importance of Being            “The Italian Job” ››› (2003,         world’s first pregnant man. (CC)
The toddler of a wacky inventor     Earnest” ›› (2002, Comedy-          Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg.          (HD) (PG-13) (1:49) SHOW Tue.
grows as big as a casino. (HD)      Drama) Rupert Everett. Chaos        A thief and his crew plan to         5:05 a.m.
(PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 10 a.m.        ensues after two bachelors use      steal back their gold. (CC) (HD)     “Just Like Heaven” ›› (2005,
“Honey, I Shrunk the Kids”          the same pseudonym. (CC)            (PG-13) (2:30) TNT Sat. 5:30         Romance-Comedy) Reese With-
››› (1989, Comedy) Rick             (HD) (PG) (1:37) TMC Mon.           p.m.                                 erspoon. An architect falls for
Moranis. An inventor’s ray gun      12:20 p.m.                          “It’s Complicated” ›› (2009,         the spirit of a comatose
makes his and his neighbor’s        “The Impossible” ››› (2012,         Romance-Comedy) Meryl                woman. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
kids pea-size. (HD) (PG) (2:00)     Drama) Naomi Watts. A vaca-         Streep. A divorcee is caught be-     (1:35) MAX Mon. 12:20 p.m.

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FAM Sat. Noon; Sun. 8 a.m.          tioning family is caught in the     tween her ex and an architect.
“Hope Springs” ››› (2012,           2004 Thailand tsunami. (CC)         (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) USA Wed.
Comedy-Drama) Meryl Streep. A       (HD) (PG-13) (1:43) SHOW Fri.       7:30 a.m.

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husband and wife go to see a        10:30 p.m.                                                               “The Kennel Murder Case” ››
renowned marriage counselor.        “In the Spider’s Web” ›                                                  (1933, Mystery) William Powell.
(CC) (PG-13) (1:40) STARZ           (2007, Horror) Lance Henrik-                                             Doberman fancier Philo Vance
Wed. 7:10 a.m.                      sen. A sinister scientist lives     “Jackass 3D” ›› (2010, Com-          solves clubby murders on Long
“Hotel Transylvania” ››             with villagers who worship          edy) Johnny Knoxville. More          Island. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM
(2012, Comedy) Voices of            deadly spiders. (CC) (HD) (NR)      outrageous pranks and stunts.        Wed. 8:15 p.m.
Adam Sandler. Animated. Drac-       (2:00) SYFY Wed. 8 a.m.             (CC) (HD) (R) (2:04) COM Sat.        “The Key” ›› (1934, Drama)
ula invites famous monsters to      “The Incredibles” ››› (2004,        11:30 p.m.                           William Powell. Revolutionaries
a special birthday party. (CC)      Comedy) Voices of Craig T. Nel-     “Jane Eyre” ››› (2011, Dra-          battle for independence in
(PG) (1:35) STARZ Wed. 1:10         son. Animated. A former super-      ma) Mia Wasikowska. A gov-           1920s Ireland. (NR) (1:30)
p.m.; Thu. 6:30 a.m.                hero gets back into action. (CC)    erness learns that her employ-       TCM Mon. 3 a.m.
“How She Move” ››› (2007,           (PG) (1:55) ENC Sat. 2:30           er has a terrible secret. (CC)       “The Killing Room” ›› (2009,
Drama) Rutina Wesley. A             p.m., 10:20 p.m.; Sun. 8:20         (HD) (PG-13) (1:58) MAX Wed.         Suspense) Nick Cannon. A sci-
dancer and her classmate have       a.m.; Wed. 9:50 a.m., 5:35          3:30 a.m.                            entist conducts torturous ex-
a bitter rivalry. (HD) (PG-13)      p.m.                                “Jarhead” ››› (2005, War)            periments on four people. (CC)
(2:00) VH1 Mon. 2 a.m.              “Indiana Jones and the King-        Jake Gyllenhaal. Marines band        (HD) (R) (1:33) SHOW Fri.
“How to Lose a Guy in 10            dom of the Crystal Skull” ››        together during the Gulf War.        10:25 a.m.
Days” ›› (2003, Romance-            (2008, Adventure) Harrison          (CC) (HD) (R) (2:03) TMC Wed.        “Killing Them Softly” ›››
Comedy) Kate Hudson. A writer       Ford. Indy and a deadly Soviet      9 p.m.                               (2012, Crime Drama) Brad Pitt.
bets she can seduce a man           agent vie for a powerful arti-      “Java Heat” › (2013, Action)         A mob enforcer goes after a
and then drive him away. (CC)       fact. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (3:00)      Kellan Lutz. An American looks       pair of low-level thieves. (CC)
(PG-13) (2:30) OXY Thu. 8           SYFY Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m.       for a terrorist in Indonesia. (CC)   (HD) (R) (1:37) TMC Thu. 8
p.m., 10:30 p.m.                    “Indiana Jones and the Last         (HD) (R) (1:44) TMC Sat. 5:40        p.m.
“How to Lose a Guy in 10            Crusade” ››› (1989, Adven-          p.m.; Tue. 2:05 p.m.; Sat. Mid-      “King Arthur” ›› (2004, His-
Days” ›› (2003, Romance-            ture) Harrison Ford. Indy’s hunt    night                                torical Drama) Clive Owen.
Comedy) Kate Hudson. A writer       for his missing father leads to     “Jay and Silent Bob Strike           Arthur and his knights embark
bets she can seduce a man           the Holy Grail. (CC) (HD) (PG-      Back” ›› (2001, Comedy)              on a rescue mission. (CC) (PG-
and then drive him away. (PG-       13) (3:00) SYFY Wed. 8 p.m.;        Ben Affleck. Two slackers try to     13) (2:06) ENC Tue. 6:50 a.m.,
13) (1:56) BRAVO Fri. 11 p.m.       Thu. 5 p.m.                         sabotage the production of a         6:50 p.m.

I
                                    “Indiana Jones and the Temple       movie. (HD) (R) (1:44) TMC           “Kingdom of Heaven” ›››
                                    of Doom” ››› (1984, Adven-          Sat. 1:45 a.m.                       (2005, Historical Drama) Orlan-
                                    ture) Harrison Ford. Jones, a       “Jesse James” ›››› (1939,            do Bloom. A young knight pro-
“I, Robot” ›› (2004, Science        singer and an orphan look for       Western) Tyrone Power. The           tects Jerusalem from invaders.
Fiction) Will Smith. A homicide     missing stones. (CC) (HD) (PG)      James boys become outlaws af-        (CC) (HD) (R) (2:25) MAX Sun.
detective tracks a dangerous        (2:37) SYFY Sun. 9 p.m.; Mon.       ter their mother is killed. (CC)     6:15 a.m.; Fri. 10:40 a.m.
robot in 2035. (CC) (HD) (PG-       5:22 p.m.                           (GP) (2:00) TCM Sun. 7 p.m.          “Kinky Boots” ›› (2005,
13) (2:30) SYFY Sat. 6:30           “Inescapable” › (2012, Sus-         “Joe Dirt” › (2001, Comedy)          Comedy-Drama) Joel Edgerton.
p.m.; Sun. 4 p.m.                   pense) Alexander Siddig. A fa-      David Spade. A mullet-headed         A man tries to save his father’s
“I Still Know What You Did          ther desperately searches for       janitor relates his personal tale    factory. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
Last Summer” › (1998, Hor-          his daughter. (CC) (HD) (R)         of woe. (CC) (PG-13) (1:30)          (1:47) SHOW Mon. 8:30 a.m.;
ror) Jennifer Love Hewitt. A        (1:33) SHOW Fri. 7 a.m.             STARZ Tue. 6:55 a.m.                 Thu. 11:05 a.m.
killer in a slicker once again      “Infamous” ››› (2006, Dra-          “Journey 2: The Mysterious Is-       “A Knight’s Tale” ›› (2001,
terrorizes a young woman. (CC)      ma) Toby Jones. Truman              land” ›› (2012, Adventure)           Adventure) Heath Ledger. A
(HD) (R) (1:41) MAX Wed. 8:20       Capote forges a relationship        Dwayne Johnson. A distress           peasant poses as a knight for
a.m.                                with a convicted killer. (CC)       signal leads a teen to an island     a shot at jousting glory. (CC)
“Ice Spiders” › (2007, Horror)      (HD) (R) (1:58) MAX Fri. 6 a.m.     of treasures. (CC) (HD) (PG)         (PG-13) (2:12) ENC Thu. 7:50
Patrick Muldoon. Giant mutated      “Inhuman Resources” (2012,          (1:34) MAX Sun. 3:45 p.m.            a.m., 6:45 p.m.
spiders terrorize an Olympic ski    Horror) Nicholas Hope. Office       “The Joy Luck Club” ›››              “Knuckleball!” ›› (2012, Doc-
team. (CC) (R) (2:00) SYFY          workers are chained to their        (1993, Drama) Rosalind Chao.         umentary) Follows Major
Wed. 2 p.m.; Thu. 3 a.m.            desks by a killer. (CC) (HD) (R)    Chinese-American women learn         League pitchers who still use
“Ice Twisters” ››› (2009,           (1:34) MAX Tue. 5 a.m.              from their mothers. (CC) (HD)        the knuckleball. (CC) (HD) (NR)
Science Fiction) Mark Moses.        “Innerspace” ››› (1987,             (R) (2:18) TMC Sun. 5:10 a.m.;       (1:34) TMC Tue. 6:50 a.m.
An experiment creates torna-        Comedy) Dennis Quaid. Grocery       Fri. 6 a.m.                          “Knucklehead” ››› (2010,
does that shoot shards of ice.      clerk jabbed with hypo holding      “Judge Dredd” ›› (1995, Ac-          Comedy) Mark Feuerstein. A
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY       mini-pilot and craft. (CC) (PG)     tion) Sylvester Stallone. A futur-   con man uses a gentle giant
Sun. 1:30 a.m.                      (1:59) ENC Mon. 2:30 p.m.           istic lawman battles a fiendish-     for a get-rich-quick scheme.
“Identity Thief” › (2013, Com-      “Inside the Lines” › (1930,         ly clever criminal. (CC) (HD) (R)    (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:40) SHOW
edy) Jason Bateman. A victim        Suspense) Betty Compson.            (1:36) AMC Mon. Noon                 Fri. 5:15 a.m.
of identity theft fights back.      English and German spies con-       “June in January” (2014, Ro-         “Kramer vs. Kramer” ››››
(CC) (HD) (NR) (2:01) MAX Sat.      verge in WWI Gibraltar. (NR)        mance-Comedy) Brooke D’Or-           (1979, Drama) Dustin Hoffman.
10:20 a.m.; Wed. Midnight           (1:30) TCM Wed. 10:15 a.m.          say. A woman must suddenly           A divorced couple battle for
“Idle Hands” › (1999, Horror)       “Invitation” ››› (1952, Ro-         plan her wedding in three            custody of their young son.
Devon Sawa. A teen’s right          mance) Van Johnson. An invalid      weeks. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL         (CC) (PG) (1:44) ENC Tue. 2:50
hand becomes possessed by           girl’s father tries to buy a year   Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun. 4 p.m.             p.m.
the devil. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30)     of happiness. (CC) (NR) (1:30)      “Jungle Fever” ››› (1991,
MAX Fri. 4:45 p.m.                  TCM Sun. 5:30 a.m.                  Drama) Wesley Snipes. New
“I’ll Do Anything” ›› (1994,        “The Irish in Us” ›› (1935,         York architect and woman make
Romance-Comedy) Nick Nolte.         Comedy) James Cagney. A cop         waves with biracial affair. (CC)
A struggling actor gets custody                                         (HD) (R) (2:12) SHOW Wed. 1              Continued on next page
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                                     Comedy-Drama) Edward G.               (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Fri. 9:15     (1988, Comedy) Michelle Pfeif-
                                     Robinson. A reformed bootleg-         p.m.                               fer. A federal agent becomes in-
                                     ger decides to crash high socie-      “The Luck of the Irish” (2001,     volved with a mobster’s widow.
“The Lady Refuses” › (1931,          ty. (NR) (1:15) TCM Thu. 5 a.m.       Fantasy) Ryan Merriman. A          (CC) (R) (1:43) ENC Wed.
Drama) Betty Compson. A man          “A Little Help” ›› (2010,             teenager battles an evil lep-      11:55 a.m.
hires a prostitute to save his       Comedy-Drama) Jenna Fischer.          rechaun for a gold charm. (CC)     “The Mask” ››› (1994, Com-
son from a wily vixen. (NR)          A widow goes along with her           (HD) (1:35) DISN Mon. 2:30         edy) Jim Carrey. An ancient
(1:15) TCM Wed. 1 p.m.                                                     a.m.

                                                                           M
                                     adolescent son’s outrageous                                              mask animates a drab bank
“Lakeview Terrace” ›› (2008,         lie. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:49) TMC                                            clerk. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX
Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson.         Mon. 6 p.m.                                                              Fri. 1:05 a.m., 3 p.m.
A police officer harasses the in-
terracial couple next door. (CC)
                                     “The Little Match Makers”                                                “Master of the World” ›››
                                     (2011, Romance-Comedy) Han-           “Machete” ›› (2010, Action)        (1961, Science Fiction) Vincent
(HD) (PG-13) (2:15) TNT Sun. 2       nah Frantz. Two children try to       Danny Trejo. The victim of a
p.m.                                                                                                          Price. Victorian madman uses
                                     start a romance between their         double-cross seeks revenge.        airship to destroy. (CC) (NR)
“The Last Fall” (2012, Drama)        divorced parents. (CC) (HD)           (HD) (R) (1:44) AMC Wed. Mid-
Lance Gross. An NFL player                                                                                    (1:45) TCM Fri. 1:15 a.m.
                                     (NR) (1:30) TMC Thu. 5:55             night, 2:30 p.m.                   “The Mating Game” ››
struggles with life after his ca-    a.m.                                  “Mad Youth” › (1940, Drama)
reer is over. (CC) (HD) (NR)                                                                                  (1959, Romance-Comedy) Deb-
                                     “Little Nellie Kelly” ›› (1940,       Mary Ainslee. A woman and her      bie Reynolds. A farmer’s daugh-
(2:30) BET Fri. 9 a.m.; Sat. 1                                             daughter become rivals for a
a.m.                                 Musical) Judy Garland. A girl                                            ter falls for an IRS investigator.
                                     tries to reunite her father and       gigolo. (NR) (1:30) TCM Wed.       (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 11
“Law Abiding Citizen” ›                                                    3:30 p.m.
(2009, Suspense) Jamie Foxx.         grandfather. (CC) (NR) (1:45)                                            a.m.
                                     TCM Mon. 7:15 a.m.                    “Madagascar 3: Europe’s            “The Matrix” ››› (1999, Sci-
A prosecutor gets caught up in                                             Most Wanted” ›› (2012,
a vengeful prisoner’s twisted        “The Little Richard Story” ››                                            ence Fiction) Keanu Reeves. A
                                     (2000, Biography) Leon. The           Comedy) Voices of Ben Stiller.     computer hacker learns his
scheme. (HD) (NR) (2:30)                                                   Animated. Alex and friends join
SPIKE Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 6:30         flamboyant musician experi-                                              world is a computer simulation.
                                     ences highs and lows. (CC)            a traveling circus. (CC) (HD)      (HD) (R) (3:00) WGN-A Sun. 5
p.m.                                                                       (PG) (1:25) HBO Thu. 3 p.m.
“Lawless” ›› (2012, Crime            (2:30) BET Sun. 9:30 p.m.;                                               p.m.
                                     Mon. 1:30 p.m.                        “Mafia!” ›› (1998, Comedy)         “Maya” ›› (1966, Adventure)
Drama) Shia LaBeouf. The Bon-                                              Jay Mohr. A godfather’s son
durant brothers become boot-         “The Long Walk Home” ›››                                                 Clint Walker. A teen and a Hin-
                                     (1990, Drama) Sissy Spacek. A         climbs the criminal hierarchy.     du youth deliver a sacred white
leggers in Depression-era Vir-                                             (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:24) TMC
ginia. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55)          woman grows close to her maid                                            elephant. (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat.
                                     in race-torn 1955 Alabama.            Wed. Noon                          11:30 a.m.
SHOW Tue. 8 p.m.                                                           “Magic Mike” ››› (2012,
“A League of Their Own” ›››          (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:37) SHOW                                               “Melancholia” ››› (2011,
                                     Thu. 6 a.m.                           Comedy-Drama) Channing             Drama) Kirsten Dunst. Two sis-
(1992, Comedy-Drama) Tom                                                   Tatum. A male stripper takes a
Hanks. A women’s professional        “The Longest Yard” ›› (2005,                                             ters deal with the approach of
                                     Comedy) Adam Sandler. Prison-         young upstart under his wing.      the world’s end. (CC) (HD) (R)
baseball league debuts in                                                  (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) HBO Sun.
1943. (HD) (PG) (3:00) E! Fri.       ers train for a football game                                            (2:15) TMC Thu. 3:30 p.m.
                                     against the guards. (CC) (HD)         2:25 a.m.                          “Men in Black” ››› (1997,
1:30 p.m.                                                                  “Maid in Manhattan” ››
“Leaving Las Vegas” ›››              (PG-13) (1:53) SHOW Sat. 4                                               Action) Tommy Lee Jones. Se-
                                     p.m.; Thu. 9 p.m.                     (2002, Romance-Comedy) Jen-        cret agents monitor extraterres-
(1995, Drama) Nicolas Cage. A
                                     “Looper” ››› (2012, Science           nifer Lopez. A politician mis-     trial activity on Earth. (HD) (PG-
man drinking himself to death
                                     Fiction) Bruce Willis. A mob hit      takes a hotel maid for a           13) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 4:30
finds solace with a hooker. (CC)
(HD) (R) (1:51) HBO Mon. 4:05        man realizes that his target is       wealthy woman. (PG-13) (1:45)      p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m.
a.m.                                 his older self. (CC) (R) (1:59)       BRAVO Sat. 10:30 a.m.              “Men in Black 3” ›› (2012,
“Legally Blonde” ›› (2001,           ENC Sun. 10:20 a.m., 6 p.m.;          “Maid in Manhattan” ››             Action) Will Smith. Agent J must
Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A         Mon. 2:15 a.m.; Thu. 12:45            (2002, Romance-Comedy) Jen-        go back to the past to save
sorority queen enrolls in Har-       p.m.; Fri. 1:15 a.m.                  nifer Lopez. A politician mis-     mankind’s future. (CC) (PG-13)
vard to win back her boyfriend.      “The Losers” ›› (2010, Ac-            takes a hotel maid for a           (1:44) STARZ Sun. 6:05 p.m.;
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) CMT         tion) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Elite      wealthy woman. (PG-13) (2:00)      Mon. 7:10 a.m.; Thu. 8:10
Fri. 7:30 p.m.                       commandos hunt the man who            OXY Fri. 6 p.m.; Sat. Midnight     a.m., 9 p.m.; Fri. 4:25 a.m.
“Legend” ›› (1985, Fantasy)          betrayed them. (HD) (PG-13)           “Major League” ›› (1989,           “Menace II Society” ›››
Tom Cruise. Elves and wood-          (1:45) TBS Sun. 2:15 p.m.             Comedy) Tom Berenger. A rag-       (1993, Drama) Tyrin Turner.
land boy save princess from          “Losing Isaiah” ››› (1995,            tag team tries to turn its poor    The saga of a ghetto teen in
Lord of Darkness. (CC) (PG)          Drama) Jessica Lange. An              performance around. (HD) (R)       East L.A. (HD) (R) (2:00) VH1
(1:29) ENC Sun. 5:20 a.m.;           adopted child’s biological moth-      (2:00) ± Wed. 11 a.m.              Fri. Midnight, 3:55 p.m.
Tue. 5:15 a.m.                       er sues for custody. (CC) (R)         “Make Me a Star” ›› (1932,         “Merton of the Movies” ››
“The Legend of Lylah Clare”          (1:46) ENC Fri. 2:15 p.m.             Comedy) Stuart Erwin. A coun-      (1947, Comedy) Red Skelton.
›› (1968, Suspense) Kim No-          “The Lost Squadron” ›››               try bumpkin sets his sights on     Theater usher hits Hollywood
vak. A director puts an actress      (1932, Drama) Richard Dix.            conquering Hollywood. (NR)         for star’s publicity stunt. (CC)
in the role of his dead movie-       Prussian film director rants at       (1:30) TCM Wed. 3:45 a.m.          (NR) (1:30) TCM Wed. 2:15
queen wife. (CC) (R) (2:15)          stunt pilot and buddies. (NR)         “Malibu’s Most Wanted” ››          a.m.
TCM Thu. 2:45 p.m.                   (1:30) TCM Wed. 6:45 p.m.             (2003, Comedy) Jamie               “Metro” ›› (1997, Action) Ed-
“Lemony Snicket’s A Series of        “Love Happens” ›› (2009,              Kennedy. A rapper jeopardizes      die Murphy. A hostage negotia-
Unfortunate Events” ›››              Romance) Aaron Eckhart. A             his father’s bid to become gov-    tor and his new partner hunt a
(2004, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A         self-help guru comes to the re-       ernor. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) VH1     psychopath. (CC) (HD) (R)
count plots to steal an inheri-      alization that he has never con-      Tue. 11 p.m.; Wed. 8 p.m.          (1:57) TMC Wed. 1:30 p.m.
tance from three orphans. (CC)       fronted the loss of his wife.         “Mama” ›› (2013, Horror)           “A Million to Juan” ›› (1994,
(HD) (PG) (1:47) SHOW Sun. 6         (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Sat. 1 p.m.        Jessica Chastain. A ghostly en-    Drama) Paul Rodriguez. A
a.m.                                 “Love, Honour and Obey” ››            tity follows two feral girls to    stranger in a limo lends an or-
“Leprechaun’s Revenge”               (2000, Comedy) Sadie Frost. A         their new home. (CC) (HD) (PG-     ange vendor $1 million. (CC)
(2012, Horror) Billy Zane. A lep-    gangster’s nephew introduces          13) (1:40) HBO Wed. 11 a.m.,       (PG) (1:37) ENC Wed. 8:05
rechaun seeks retribution upon       a postman to organized crime.         7:45 p.m.                          a.m.
his former captors. (HD) (NR)        (CC) (HD) (R) (1:43) TMC Fri.         “Man on a Ledge” ›› (2012,         “Miracle in the Rain” ›››
(1:57) SYFY Mon. 9:30 a.m.,          2:30 a.m.                             Suspense) Sam Worthington. A       (1956, Romance) Jane Wyman.
11:27 a.m., 1:25 p.m., 3:22          “Love Is All You Need” ››             disgraced ex-cop steps onto        Two lonely people build a last-
p.m.                                 (2012, Romance-Comedy)                the ledge of a high-rise. (CC)     ing love during World War II.
“Lethal Weapon 4” ›› (1998,          Pierce Brosnan. A woman               (HD) (PG-13) (1:42) TMC Wed.       (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 7
Action) Mel Gibson. Detectives       bonds with her future in-law in       3:30 p.m.                          a.m.
Riggs and Murtaugh battle Chi-       Italy. (Subtitled-English) (CC) (R)   “Man on Fire” ›› (2004,            “Les Misérables” ››› (2012,
nese mercenaries. (CC) (HD)          (1:56) STARZ Thu. 2:40 a.m.           Crime Drama) Denzel Washing-       Musical) Hugh Jackman. For-
(R) (2:07) MAX Thu. 11:45            “Love Ranch” › (2010, Dra-            ton. A bodyguard takes revenge     mer prisoner Jean Valjean flees
a.m.                                 ma) Helen Mirren. A husband           on a girl’s kidnappers. (HD) (R)   a persistent pursuer. (CC) (HD)
“Life of Pi” ››› (2012, Adven-       and wife open the first legal         (3:00) SPIKE Mon. 1:30 p.m.        (PG-13) (2:38) MAX Fri. 8 a.m.
ture) Suraj Sharma. A teenager       brothel in Nevada. (CC) (HD) (R)      “Man on Fire” ›› (2004,            “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed
and a tiger become marooned          (1:58) SHOW Thu. 2 a.m.               Crime Drama) Denzel Washing-       and Fabulous” ›› (2005,
at sea aboard a small lifeboat.      “The Loved One” ››› (1965,            ton. A bodyguard takes revenge     Comedy) Sandra Bullock. FBI
(CC) (HD) (PG) (2:05) MAX            Comedy) Robert Morse. A visit-        on a girl’s kidnappers. (R)
Sun. 5:20 p.m.                       ing British poet handles his un-      (3:00) SPIKE Mon. 9:30 p.m.
“The Little Giant” ›› (1933,         cle’s funeral, Hollywood style.       “Married to the Mob” ›››              Continued on next page
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agent Gracie Hart must save         ENC Sat. 8 p.m.                     Fiction) Tom Cruise. A             6:55 a.m.
two kidnapped friends in Las        “Nature Calls” › (2012, Come-       stranger’s arrival triggers one    “The Outfit” ››› (1974,
Vegas. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:55)     dy) Patton Oswalt. An unautho-      man’s battle to save mankind.      Crime Drama) Robert Duvall. An
HBO Fri. Noon                       rized camping trip for scouts       (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:05) HBO       ex-convict seeks revenge for
“Missing in Action” ›› (1984,       goes horribly wrong. (CC) (HD)      Fri. 7:45 p.m.                     the slaying of his brother. (CC)
War) Chuck Norris. An American      (R) (1:20) TMC Wed. 2:40 a.m.       “Observe and Report” ››            (PG) (2:00) TCM Mon. 5 p.m.
escapes from Viet Cong and          “Navy SEALS” ›› (1990, Ac-          (2009, Comedy) Seth Rogen. A       “Oz the Great and Powerful”
rescues others. (CC) (HD) (R)       tion) Charlie Sheen. An elite       flasher tests the mettle of a      ›› (2013, Fantasy) James
(1:42) AMC Wed. 9:15 a.m.           fighting force tracks Middle        mall security officer. (HD) (R)    Franco. A circus magician is
“Mission: Impossible” ››            Eastern terrorists. (CC) (R)        (1:30) TBS Sun. 3:30 a.m.          hurled into the magical land of
(1996, Action) Tom Cruise.          (1:53) ENC Tue. 12:50 p.m.          “Ocean’s Twelve” ››› (2004,        Oz. (CC) (PG) (2:10) ENC Sun.
Treachery in Prague puts an         “Network” ›››› (1976, Com-          Comedy-Drama) George               8 p.m.; Mon. 6:35 a.m., 6:45
                                                                                                           p.m.; Thu. 2:50 p.m., 11 p.m.

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agent on the run. (CC) (HD)         edy-Drama) Faye Dunaway. A TV       Clooney. Indebted criminals
(PG-13) (1:50) MAX Sat. 12:25       station will air almost anything    plan an elaborate heist in Eu-
p.m.; Sun. 2:30 a.m.; Wed.          for big ratings. (CC) (HD) (R)      rope. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:05)
2:30 p.m.                           (2:01) MAX Thu. 4:45 a.m.           MAX Tue. 2:10 p.m.
“Mission: Impossible 2” ›››         “Never Been Kissed” ››              “October Sky” ››› (1999,           “The Painted Hills” ›› (1951,
(2000, Action) Tom Cruise. An       (1999, Romance-Comedy) Drew         Docudrama) Jake Gyllenhaal. A      Adventure) Paul Kelly. Lassie
IMF agent tries to stop the re-     Barrymore. A reporter poses as      teenager reaches for the stars     avenges the murder of her gold-
lease of a deadly virus. (CC)       a high-school student. (CC)         in a 1950s mining town. (CC)       prospecting owner. (CC) (G)
(HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TNT Sat. 1      (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) HBO Sat.        (HD) (PG) (1:48) SHOW Sat.         (1:15) TCM Tue. 3 a.m.
p.m.                                6:05 a.m.                           6:30 a.m.; Tue. 10:30 a.m.         “The Palm Beach Story”
“Money Talks” ›› (1997,             “New Year’s Eve” › (2011, Ro-       “Office Space” ›› (1999,           ›››› (1942, Comedy)
Comedy) Chris Tucker. A fugi-       mance-Comedy) Halle Berry.          Comedy) Ron Livingston. A          Claudette Colbert. A woman
tive con artist asks a TV news-     New Yorkers’ lives intertwine       white-collar worker rebels         leaves her husband to get mon-
man for protection. (CC) (R)        on New Year’s Eve. (CC) (HD)        against corporate drudgery.        ey for his inventions. (CC) (NR)
(1:35) ENC Sat. 4:30 p.m.           (PG-13) (1:57) MAX Tue. 8:15        (CC) (HD) (R) (1:29) MAX Sat.      (1:45) TCM Wed. 5 p.m.
“Monte Walsh” ››› (1970,            a.m.                                6:40 a.m.                          “Pandorum” ›› (2009, Sci-
Western) Lee Marvin. A tough        “The Next Best Thing” ›             “Old Dogs” › (2009, Comedy)        ence Fiction) Dennis Quaid. As-
cowboy tries to adjust to a         (2000, Comedy-Drama) Rupert         John Travolta. Twin children       tronauts awake on a seemingly
more civilized West. (CC) (PG-      Everett. A yoga teacher and her     turn two bachelors’ lives up-      abandoned spacecraft. (HD) (R)
13) (2:00) TCM Mon. 9 p.m.          gay soul mate have a child to-      side-down. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FX     (2:23) SYFY Mon. 1:37 a.m.
“Moonrise Kingdom” ›››              gether. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:48)    Wed. 12:30 p.m.; Thu. 8 a.m.       “Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid”
(2012, Comedy-Drama) Bruce          SHOW Wed. 8:35 a.m.                 “Oliver!” ›››› (1968, Musi-        ›› (1973, Western) James
                                                                                                           Coburn. A newly appointed law-
Willis. A search party looks for    “Next Day Air” › (2009, Com-        cal) Ron Moody. Dickens’ or-
                                                                        phan meets a scoundrel and a       man has to capture his friend.
a pair of love-struck runaways.     edy-Drama) Donald Faison. A
                                                                        killer. (CC) (G) (2:45) TCM Fri.   (CC) (R) (2:15) TCM Tue. 12:45
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:34) HBO        delivery man gives a package                                           a.m.
Sun. 3:45 p.m.; Wed. 12:45          of drugs to the wrong people.       5 p.m.
                                                                        “On an Island With You” ››         “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” ››
p.m.                                (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) BET Sat. 7                                        (2009, Comedy) Kevin James.
“The Motorcycle Diaries” ›››        p.m.; Sun. 5 p.m.                   (1948, Musical) Esther
                                                                        Williams. A naval technician       A security officer confronts bad
(2004, Biography) Gael García       “No Holds Barred” ›› (1989,                                            guys at a suburban New Jersey
Bernal. Ernesto Guevara and         Action) Hulk Hogan. A wrestler      kidnaps a starlet on location in
                                                                        Hawaii. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM       mall. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45)
his pal take a life-changing        flexes his muscles against a TV                                        NICK Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 9 p.m.
road trip. (Subtitled-English)      executive. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)        Tue. 3 p.m.
                                                                        “On With the Show” ››              “Pawn” ›› (2013, Suspense)
(HD) (R) (2:06) TMC Tue. 3          (1:31) TMC Mon. 5 a.m.; Wed.                                           Forest Whitaker. Complications
a.m.                                9 a.m.                              (1929, Musical Comedy) Betty
                                                                        Compson. A theater usher           arise during a hostage situation
“Mr. & Mrs. Smith” ›› (2005,        “Norbit” › (2007, Comedy) Ed-                                          at a diner. (CC) (R) (1:28)
Action) Brad Pitt. A husband        die Murphy. A henpecked hus-        shows a hat-check girl the way
                                                                        to stardom. (NR) (2:00) TCM        STARZ Mon. 4 a.m.
and wife are assassins for rival    band’s childhood sweetheart                                            “Paycheck” ›› (2003, Sci-
organizations. (CC) (HD) (PG-       moves back to town. (HD) (PG-       Wed. 5:15 a.m.
                                                                                                           ence Fiction) Ben Affleck. A
13) (2:00) HBO Sun. 8 a.m.,         13) (2:00) TBS Sat. 11 a.m.         “One Day” ›› (2011, Ro-
                                                                                                           technical wizard learns that his
5:30 p.m.; Wed. 4 p.m.              “North Shore” ›› (1987, Ad-         mance) Anne Hathaway. For two
                                                                                                           memory has been erased. (HD)
“Mrs. Doubtfire” ››› (1993,         venture) Matt Adler. A naive Ari-   decades, two friends reunite on
                                                                                                           (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Sat. 2
Comedy) Robin Williams. An es-      zona teen challenges Hawaii’s       July 15 each year. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                           p.m.
tranged dad poses as a nanny        perilous surf. (CC) (HD) (PG)       (PG-13) (1:48) HBO Thu. 6 p.m.     “Perfect Sense” ››› (2011,
to be with his children. (CC)       (1:36) MAX Mon. 3:50 a.m.           “Opposite Day” (2009, Come-
                                                                                                           Drama) Ewan McGregor. A chef
(HD) (PG) (3:30) CMT Wed. 9         “Not Forgotten” ›› (2009,           dy) Pauly Shore. A little boy’s
                                                                        wish has an unexpected result.     and a scientist fall in love as
p.m.; Thu. 9 a.m.                   Suspense) Simon Baker. A                                               an epidemic spreads. (CC) (HD)
“Murder by Numbers” ››              businessman with a shady past       (CC) (HD) (G) (2:00) ^ Sat. 1
                                                                        p.m.                               (R) (1:32) SHOW Thu. 4 a.m.
(2002, Suspense) Sandra Bul-        looks for his missing child. (R)                                       “The Perks of Being a Wall-
lock. Two murderous men try to      (1:55) * Sun. 1:35 a.m.             “Original Gangstas” ››
                                                                        (1996, Action) Fred Williamson.    flower” ››› (2012, Comedy-
outwit a homicide detective.        “The Notebook” ›› (2004,                                               Drama) Logan Lerman. Friends
(CC) (R) (2:30) OXY Sat. 8          Romance) Ryan Gosling. A man        Old friends seek to re-claim
                                                                        their gang-infested community.     try to help an introverted
a.m.; Mon. 6:30 a.m.                tells a story to a woman about                                         teenager become more socia-
“The Muse” ›› (1999, Come-          two lovers. (CC) (PG-13) (2:04)     (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) MAX Tue.
                                                                                                           ble. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:43)
dy) Albert Brooks. A screen-        ENC Mon. 4:35 p.m., 11:05           6:35 a.m.
                                                                                                           TMC Mon. 8 p.m.
writer with writer’s block re-      p.m.                                “Original Sin” › (2001, Sus-
                                                                                                           “Peter and Vandy” ›› (2009,
ceives divine aid. (HD) (PG-13)     “Notting Hill” ›› (1999, Ro-        pense) Antonio Banderas. A
                                                                                                           Romance-Comedy) Jason Ritter.
(1:37) SHOW Fri. 8:45 a.m.          mance-Comedy) Julia Roberts.        Cuban businessman seeks re-
                                                                                                           Two New Yorkers encounter pit-
“My Wild Irish Rose” ››             A bookseller and a movie star       venge on his deceitful bride.      falls on the road to romantic
(1947, Musical) Dennis Mor-         have an unlikely romance. (HD)      (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) SHOW Tue.     bliss. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:18)
gan. Irish balladeer Chauncey       (PG-13) (2:03) SHOW Tue. 4          1 a.m.                             TMC Thu. 9:40 a.m.
Olcott’s life in 1890s New York.    p.m.                                “Out of Sight” ››› (1998,          “Phil Spector” (2013, Docudra-
(CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Mon. 9         “Now You See Me” ›› (2013,          Crime Drama) George Clooney.       ma) Al Pacino. Music producer
a.m.                                Comedy-Drama) Jesse Eisen-          A U.S. marshal falls for an es-

N
                                                                                                           Phil Spector stands trial for
                                    berg. Agents track a team of il-    caped con she must capture.        murder. (CC) (HD) (1:33) HBO
                                    lusionists who are thieves. (CC)    (CC) (HD) (R) (2:02) SHOW          Mon. 5:30 p.m.
                                    (HD) (PG-13) (1:56) HBO Sat. 1      Mon. 3:50 p.m.; Tue. 3 a.m.        “Phone Booth” ›› (2002,
“The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The           p.m.                                “Out of Time” ›› (2003, Sus-

                                    O
                                                                                                           Suspense) Colin Farrell. A
Smell of Fear” ›› (1991,                                                pense) Denzel Washington. A        sniper traps an arrogant publi-
Comedy) Leslie Nielsen. A bum-                                          police chief is accused of set-    cist in a phone booth. (CC) (R)
bling police lieutenant engages                                         ting a deadly arson. (HD) (PG-     (1:20) ENC Wed. 4:25 a.m.,
in a chaotic manhunt. (HD) (PG-     “The Object of Beauty” ››           13) (2:30) SPIKE Mon. 4:30         7:35 p.m.
13) (2:04) COM Wed. 12:19           (1991, Romance-Comedy) John         p.m.; Tue. 12:30 a.m.              “Pieces of April” ››› (2003,
p.m.                                Malkovich. Figurine theft splits    “Out to Sea” ›› (1997, Ro-         Comedy-Drama) Katie Holmes.
“The Natural” ››› (1984,            lovers in ritzy London hotel.       mance-Comedy) Jack Lemmon.         A woman invites her estranged
Drama) Robert Redford. A            (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) TMC Mon.       Two aging buddies cruise for ro-
flawed baseball hero gets a         6:35 a.m.                           mance on an ocean liner. (CC)
new chance. (CC) (PG) (2:14)        “Oblivion” ›› (2013, Science        (HD) (PG-13) (1:49) MAX Mon.           Continued on next page
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family for Thanksgiving. (CC)        quette to an heir apparent. (G)      “Repo Men” › (2010, Science         Mayan temple. (CC) (HD) (R)
(HD) (PG-13) (1:21) SHOW Thu.        (2:00) OXY Sat. 7:30 p.m.,           Fiction) Jude Law. Agents re-       (2:00) SYFY Wed. 6 p.m., 11
2:45 p.m.                            9:30 p.m.                            possess transplanted organs         p.m.
“The Pirates! Band of Misfits”       “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal       for nonpayment. (CC) (HD) (R)       “Run Fat Boy Run” ›› (2007,
››› (2012, Adventure) Voices         Engagement” ›› (2004, Ro-            (2:00) USA Mon. 2 a.m.              Romance-Comedy) Simon Pegg.
of Hugh Grant. Animated. A pi-       mance-Comedy) Anne Hath-             “Richie Rich” ›› (1994, Com-        An out-of-shape security guard
rate captain dreams of winning       away. A young princess must          edy) Macaulay Culkin. A young       enters a marathon. (CC) (HD)
a coveted award. (CC) (PG)           marry or give up the throne.         billionaire crosses paths with a    (PG-13) (2:19) COM Thu. 12:34
                                     (CC) (G) (1:53) ENC Thu. 5:55                                            p.m.

                                                                                                              S
(1:28) ENC Sun. 6:50 a.m.                                                 greedy executive. (HD) (PG)
“Pitch Perfect” ››› (2012,           a.m.                                 (2:00) FAM Sat. 2 p.m.
Musical Comedy) Anna                 “P.S. I Love You” ›› (2007,          “Ride the High Country” ›››
Kendrick. College students en-       Romance) Hilary Swank. A wid-        (1962, Western) Randolph
ter an a cappella competition.       ow gets messages left by her         Scott. Two aging ex-lawmen are      “Sahara” ›› (2005, Adven-
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:52) MAX         husband to help her cope. (CC)       hired to guard a gold shipment.     ture) Matthew McConaughey.
Sat. 4:20 p.m.; Tue. 4:15 p.m.       (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) OWN Fri. 1       (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Mon. 11        Adventurers search for a Con-
“Play Girl” ›› (1940, Comedy)        p.m.                                 p.m.                                federate ship in Africa. (CC)
Kay Francis. An aging gold dig-      “Pterodactyl” (2005, Horror)         “A Ring by Spring” (2014, Ro-       (HD) (PG-13) (2:04) TMC Sun.
ger passes on her unique earn-       Coolio. Commandos battle a           mance-Comedy) Stefanie Pow-         11:15 a.m., 8 p.m.; Wed. 5:15
ing skills. (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri.     prehistoric threat. (CC) (2:00)      ers. A fortune reveals that a       p.m.
10:15 a.m.                           SYFY Thu. 9 a.m.                     woman must wed soon or be           “Salt” ››› (2010, Action) An-
“Playing God” › (1997, Dra-          “Pulp Fiction” ›››› (1994,           lonely. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL       gelina Jolie. Accused of being a
ma) David Duchovny. A decerti-       Crime Drama) John Travolta.          Sat. 5 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m.            counterspy, a CIA agent goes
fied doctor goes to work for a       Criminals cross paths in three       “Rise of the Planet of the          on the run. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)
wealthy criminal. (CC) (HD) (R)      interlocked tales of mayhem.         Apes” ››› (2011, Science            FX Sat. 3:30 p.m.; Sun. 10:30
(1:34) TMC Tue. 12:30 p.m.           (CC) (HD) (R) (2:33) AMC Wed.        Fiction) James Franco. A med-       a.m.
“The Plot Thickens” ››               11:31 p.m.; Thu. 1:30 p.m.           ical experiment results in a su-    “Salvation Boulevard” ›
(1936, Suspense) James Glea-         “Pumpkin” ›› (2002, Come-            perintelligent chimp. (HD) (PG-     (2011, Comedy-Drama) Pierce
son. A teacher helps police          dy) Christina Ricci. A sorority      13) (2:30) FX Tue. 7:30 p.m.;       Brosnan. A man sees his pas-
bust a gang of art thieves. (NR)     girl falls in love with a disabled   Wed. 4 p.m.                         tor accidentally shoot an athe-
(1:30) TCM Sat. 7:30 a.m.            student. (R) (2:00) 4 Mon.           “The Rising of the Moon”            ist. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) SHOW
“Poetic Justice” ›› (1993,           Midnight                             ››› (1957, Drama) Cyril Cu-         Thu. 1 p.m.
Romance-Comedy) Janet Jack-          “The Purge” ›› (2013, Sus-           sack. Tyrone Power introduces       “Say Anything...” ››› (1989,
son. A postal worker tries to        pense) Ethan Hawke. All crime        trilogy of Ireland. (CC) (NR)       Romance) John Cusack. A high-
win a reticent poet’s affections.    becomes legal during an annual       (1:30) TCM Mon. 10:45 a.m.          school senior loves an England-
(CC) (R) (2:00) OXY Wed. 1           12-hour period. (CC) (HD) (R)        “Road Trip: Beer Pong” ›            bound honor student. (CC) (PG-
a.m., 8:30 a.m.                      (1:25) MAX Sun. 11:50 a.m.,          (2009, Comedy) Preston Jones.       13) (1:40) ENC Mon. 8:50 a.m.
                                     10 p.m.                                                                  “Scanners” ›› (1981, Science

                                     Q
“Point Break” ››› (1991, Ac-                                              Collegians compete in the Na-
tion) Patrick Swayze. An FBI                                              tional Beer Pong Tournament.        Fiction) Stephen Lack. A mutant
man turns surfer to nab rubber-                                           (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:04) COM           plots to use psychic powers for
masked bank robbers. (HD) (R)                                             Mon. 1:52 p.m.                      world conquest. (CC) (HD) (R)
                                     “Quartet” ››› (2012, Come-                                               (1:42) SHOW Fri. Noon
(2:30) ± Tue. 11:30 a.m.                                                  “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”
                                     dy-Drama) Maggie Smith. A diva       ›› (1993, Comedy) Cary El-          “Scar of Shame” ›› (1927,
“Polar Storm” ›› (2009, Sci-
                                     intrudes on a trio of retired        wes. Forest archer and pals         Drama) Harry Henderson.
ence Fiction) Jack Coleman. Vi-      opera singers. (CC) (HD) (PG-
olent storms threaten Earth’s                                             thwart Sheriff of Rottingham.       Silent. A couple’s class differ-
                                     13) (1:39) SHOW Tue. 6:15            (CC) (PG-13) (1:42) ENC Fri.        ences result in tragedy. (NR)
magnetic poles. (CC) (HD) (PG-       p.m.

                                     R
13) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 11:30                                                10:50 a.m., 10 p.m.                 (2:00) TCM Sun. 9 p.m.
p.m.                                                                      “Robocop” ››› (1987, Sci-           “Scent of a Woman” ›››
“The Power and the Prize” ››                                              ence Fiction) Peter Weller. A       (1992, Drama) Al Pacino. Blind
(1956, Drama) Robert Taylor. A                                            murdered policeman returns as       ex-colonel takes his preppie
                                     “Radio Rebel” (2012, Drama)                                              guide to New York. (CC) (R)
rising corporate executive faces     Debby Ryan. A shy teen devel-        a crime-fighting cyborg. (CC) (R)
a crisis of conscience. (CC)                                              (1:42) STARZ Sun. 2:45 a.m.         (2:37) ENC Thu. 10:05 a.m.
                                     ops an alter ego that becomes                                            “The School of Rock” ›››
(NR) (1:45) TCM Thu. 1 p.m.          popular on the radio. (CC) (HD)      “Rock of Ages” ›› (2012,
“Preacher’s Kid” ›› (2009,                                                Musical) Julianne Hough. Two        (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. An
                                     (NR) (1:40) DISN Thu. 8 p.m.;                                            unemployed guitarist poses as
Drama) LeToya Luckett. A pas-        Fri. 6:20 p.m.                       young people chase their
tor’s musically gifted daughter                                           dreams in Los Angeles. (CC)         a teacher. (PG-13) (1:48) BRA-
                                     “Rancho Notorious” ›››                                                   VO Sat. 6 a.m.; Sun. 1 a.m.
sets out on her own. (CC) (PG-       (1952, Western) Marlene Diet-        (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) MAX Wed.
13) (2:30) BET Sat. 11:30                                                 4:20 p.m.                           “Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-
                                     rich. A cowboy tracks his girl-                                          Doo” (2010, Comedy) Voices of
p.m.; Sun. Noon                      friend’s killer to a lonely ranch.   “Rocky” ›››› (1976, Drama)
                                                                          Sylvester Stallone. A heavy-        Frank Welker. Animated. The
“Precious” ››› (2009, Dra-           (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue.                                                gang must stop sinister forces
ma) Gabourey Sidibe. Pregnant        11:30 a.m.                           weight champ gives a club fight-
                                                                          er a title shot. (HD) (PG) (1:59)   at a magic academy. (HD) (NR)
and abused, a Harlem teen            “Ray” ››› (2004, Biography)                                              (1:30) TOON Thu. 9 a.m.
looks for a way to change her        Jamie Foxx. Ray Charles over-        AMC Sat. 3 p.m.; Mon. 2 p.m.
                                                                          “Rocky II” ››› (1979, Dra-          “Scooby-Doo! And the Legend
life. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) BET       comes hardships to become a                                              of the Vampire” (2003, Come-
Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 11:30 a.m.         legend. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)            ma) Sylvester Stallone. Under-
                                                                                                              dy) Voices of Casey Kasem. An-
“Prefontaine” ›› (1997, Biog-        (2:33) HBO Sun. 1 p.m.; Thu.         dog Philly fighter gets another
                                                                                                              imated. Scooby-doo and the
raphy) Jared Leto. Based on          6:30 a.m.                            shot at heavyweight champ.          gang take on a vampire. (HD)
the life of Olympic runner Steve     “Rebound” ›› (2005, Come-            (HD) (PG) (1:59) AMC Sat.           (PG-13) (1:30) TOON Wed. 9
Prefontaine. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)       dy) Martin Lawrence. A college       5:30 p.m.; Sun. 10 a.m.             a.m.
(1:47) TMC Mon. 10:30 a.m.           basketball coach leads a team        “Rocky III” ››› (1982, Dra-         “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”
“The Pregnancy Project”              of middle schoolers. (CC) (HD)       ma) Sylvester Stallone. A merci-    ››› (2010, Romance-Comedy)
(2012, Docudrama) Alexa Vega.        (PG) (1:26) HBO Wed. 9:30            less contender forces Rocky         Michael Cera. A slacker con-
A teenager pretends to be preg-      a.m.                                 into a title match. (HD) (PG)       tends with his new girlfriend’s
nant for a social experiment.        “Red” ›› (2010, Action) Bruce        (1:39) AMC Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun.        exes. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30)
(CC) (HD) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 1         Willis. The CIA targets a team       12:30 p.m.                          COM Sat. 9 p.m.
p.m.                                 of former agents for assassina-      “Rocky IV” ›› (1985, Drama)         “Seattle Superstorm” (2012,
“Premium Rush” ››› (2012,            tion. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:17)       Sylvester Stallone. Vengeful        Science Fiction) Esai Morales.
Action) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A      TNT Sat. 8 p.m.                      boxer Rocky Balboa faces a          A scientist investigates cata-
bike messenger tries to elude        “Red Eye” ››› (2005, Sus-            deadly Soviet fighter. (HD) (PG)    clysmic weather. (CC) (HD) (NR)
an assassin on his tail. (CC)        pense) Rachel McAdams. A             (1:31) AMC Sat. 10:30 p.m.          (2:00) SYFY Sun. 3:30 a.m.
(PG-13) (1:31) STARZ Wed.            plane passenger involves his         “Rocky V” ›› (1990, Drama)          “Seeking a Friend for the End
2:45 p.m.; Thu. 1 a.m.               seatmate in a deadly plot. (CC)      Sylvester Stallone. The former      of the World” ›› (2012, Com-
“The Presence” (2010, Drama)         (HD) (PG-13) (1:25) HBO Mon.         champ agrees to train a rising      edy-Drama) Steve Carell. Two
Mira Sorvino. A woman travels        4 p.m.                               young fighter. (HD) (PG-13)         misfits take a road trip as the
to a remote cabin and is             “Renée” (2011, Documentary)          (1:44) AMC Sun. 12:30 a.m.;         world’s end approaches. (CC)
stalked by a ghost. (CC) (HD)        Dr. Renée Richards becomes a         Mon. 4:30 p.m.; Tue. 3:30           (HD) (R) (1:41) HBO Thu. 4:10
(PG-13) MAX Sun. 8:40 a.m.           tennis champion. (CC) (NR)           a.m.                                a.m.
“The Princess Diaries” ››            (1:30) ESPN CLASSIC Fri. 7:30        “The Ruins” ›› (2008, Horror)
(2001, Comedy) Julie Andrews.        p.m., 10:30 p.m.; Sat. 1:30          Jonathan Tucker. Carnivorous
A grandmother teaches eti-           a.m.                                 vines entangle tourists at a            Continued on next page
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“Sellebrity” (2012, Documen-          (R) (1:45) TMC Thu. 9:40 p.m.       a.m.                                  plot to destroy the West Coast.
tary) Kevin Mazur examines            “Small Town Saturday Night”         “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over” ››          (HD) (PG) (1:00) ± Sun. 11
people’s obsession with               (2010, Drama) Chris Pine. The       (2003, Adventure) Antonio Ban-        a.m., 1 p.m.
celebrities. (CC) (HD) (NR)           aspirations of a country singer     deras. A boy enters a virtual-re-     “S.W.A.T.” ›› (2003, Action)
(1:29) SHOW Sat. 1:45 p.m.;           jeopardize his relationship. (CC)   ality game to save his sister.        Samuel L. Jackson. A Los Ange-
Tue. 12:30 p.m.                       (HD) (R) (1:34) HBO Tue. 3:20       (PG) (2:00) $ Sun. 1 a.m.             les SWAT team must protect a
“The Sentinel” ›› (1977, Hor-         a.m.                                “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over” ››          criminal. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
ror) Cristina Raines. Model’s         “Smashed” ››› (2012, Dra-           (2003, Adventure) Antonio Ban-        (2:30) TNT Sun. 12:19 a.m.
brownstone has creeps and             ma) Mary Elizabeth Winstead.        deras. A boy enters a virtual-re-     “Swing Time” ››› (1936, Mu-
basement to hell. (CC) (HD) (R)       An alcoholic teacher faces          ality game to save his sister.        sical Comedy) Fred Astaire. A
(1:31) MAX Sat. 4:45 a.m.             many obstacles on her road to       (HD) (PG) (2:00) WGN-A Sun. 8         dancer must earn a good living
“Seven Psychopaths” ›››               sobriety. (CC) (R) (1:21) STARZ     a.m.; Mon. Midnight                   or forget about marriage. (CC)
(2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. A       Mon. 5:30 a.m.                      “Stage Beauty” ››› (2004,             (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 5:30
screenwriter’s pals kidnap a          “The Smurfs” › (2011, Come-         Historical Drama) Billy Crudup.       a.m.
mobster’s beloved dog. (CC)           dy) Hank Azaria. Live action/an-    A 17th-century actor’s dresser        “The Switch” ›› (2010, Ro-
(HD) (R) (1:51) TMC Tue. 9:40         imated. A magic portal trans-       becomes the first actress. (CC)       mance-Comedy) Jennifer Anis-
p.m.                                  ports little blue folks to Man-     (HD) (R) (1:50) TMC Mon. 4:05         ton. A woman uses a friend’s
“The Seven-Ups” ››› (1974,            hattan. (HD) (PG) (2:00) TOON       p.m.; Fri. 2 p.m.                     sperm, unknowingly, to get
Crime Drama) Roy Scheider.            Sun. 11 a.m.                        “Stakeout” ››› (1987, Sus-            pregnant. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30)
New York cops set out to              “Snitch” ›› (2013, Crime Dra-       pense) Richard Dreyfuss. A de-        VH1 Wed. 11 p.m.; Thu. 11
avenge a comrade’s death.             ma) Dwayne Johnson. A man in-       tective falls for a woman he is       a.m.
(PG) (2:00) TCM Mon. 7 p.m.           filtrates a drug cartel to save     assigned to observe. (CC) (HD)        “Swordfish” ›› (2001, Sus-
“The Seven Year Hitch” (2012,         his son from prison. (CC) (HD)      (R) (1:55) SHOW Wed. 10:30            pense) John Travolta. An ex-con
Romance-Comedy) Natalie Hall.         (PG-13) (1:52) HBO Sun. 10          a.m.                                  computer hacker is pulled into
A common-law marriage unites          a.m.; Mon. 12:30 a.m.; Tue. 9       “Stargate” ›› (1994, Science          a high-tech heist. (HD) (R)
                                                                                                                (2:00) TBS Sun. 4 p.m.

                                                                                                                T
a woman and her best friend.          a.m., 5:15 p.m.                     Fiction) Kurt Russell. An arti-
(CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 3          “Some Girl(s)” (2013, Comedy-       fact found in Egypt is the door-
p.m.                                  Drama) Adam Brody. A man            way to another world. (CC) (HD)
“Sex and the City” ›››                makes amends with ex-lovers.        (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Sat.
(2008, Romance-Comedy)                (HD) (NR) (1:30) SHOW Mon.          11:30 a.m.; Sun. 9:30 a.m.            “Take Me Out to the Ball
Sarah Jessica Parker. Time            10:30 a.m.; Thu. 4:15 p.m.          “Stay” ›› (2005, Mystery)             Game” ›› (1949, Musical
brings many changes for Carrie        “Someone’s Killing the World’s      Ewan McGregor. A psychiatrist         Comedy) Gene Kelly. Vaudevil-
and her gal pals. (R) (3:00)          Greatest Models” ›› (1979,          tries to help a suicidal young        lian ballplayers tangle with a
OXY Mon. 7:30 p.m., 10:30             Mystery) Eleanor Parker. At a       student. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38)         beautiful owner. (CC) (NR)
p.m.                                  fashion designer’s comeback         HBO Thu. 2:25 a.m.                    (1:45) TCM Tue. 4:15 a.m.
“Sex Drive” ›› (2008, Come-           show. (NR) (:30) TCM Thu.           “Step Up Revolution” ››               “Taken” ››› (2008, Action)
dy) Josh Zuckerman. A teen            12:30 p.m.                          (2012, Drama) Ryan Guzman. A          Liam Neeson. Slavers kidnap
goes on a road trip to meet his       “Something Wild” ››› (1986,         young woman strives to be a           the daughter of a former spy.
online girlfriend. (HD) (R) (2:00)    Suspense) Jeff Daniels. A mys-      professional dancer in Miami.         (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) FX Sat. 8
TBS Mon. 3 a.m.                       terious woman whisks a meek         (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) TMC          p.m.; Sun. 5 p.m.
“Shadowboxer” › (2005, Sus-           executive to adventure. (CC) (R)    Sun. 3 p.m., 10:05 p.m.               “Taken 2” ›› (2012, Action)
pense) Helen Mirren. An assas-        (1:53) ENC Tue. 3:15 a.m.           “Stepmom” ›› (1998, Drama)            Liam Neeson. A vengeful father
sin with terminal cancer refus-       “Son-in-Law” › (1993, Come-         Julia Roberts. A woman tries          abducts Bryan Mills and his
es to kill a pregnant woman.          dy) Pauly Shore. A coed brings      hard to make her lover’s chil-        wife. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:32)
(CC) (R) (1:33) STARZ Wed.            her surf-minded pal home to         dren accept her. (CC) (PG-13)         HBO Tue. 8:30 p.m.; Fri. 3 p.m.
3:55 a.m.                             the farm. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30)       (2:04) ENC Tue. 9 a.m.                “A Taste of Romance” (2011,
“Shall We Dance?” ›› (2004,                                                                                     Romance) Teri Polo. A grudge
                                      CMT Tue. 9 p.m.; Wed. 1 p.m.        “Stir of Echoes” ››› (1999,           between neighboring restaura-
Romance-Comedy) Richard               “Sonny Boy” ›› (1990, Adven-        Suspense) Kevin Bacon. A              teurs turns to love. (CC) (HD)
Gere. A husband takes dancing         ture) David Carradine. Demento      skeptic becomes a receptor of         (NR) (2:00) HALL Sun. Noon, 8
lessons from a beautiful in-          and his hairy wife have a killer    supernatural vibes. (CC) (HD)         p.m.
structor. (CC) (PG-13) (1:46)         wild child. (R) (1:45) TCM Sat.     (R) (1:50) TMC Sat. 9 p.m.;           “Tattoo Nation” ››› (2012,
ENC Fri. 4:05 p.m.                    11 p.m.                             Sun. 12:10 a.m.                       Documentary) Narrated by
“Shampoo” ››› (1975, Com-             “Soul Plane” ›› (2004, Come-        “Stir of Echoes: The Home-            Corey Miller. Three artists revo-
edy) Warren Beatty. A Beverly         dy) Kevin Hart. Passengers and      coming” (2007, Suspense)              lutionize the world of body ink.
Hills hairstylist makes a mess        crew party aboard an airliner.      Rob Lowe. A soldier sees vi-          (HD) (NR) (2:00) SPIKE Tue. 5
of romance. (CC) (R) (2:00)           (CC) (HD) (R) (1:26) TMC Fri. 1     sions of the dead after return-       p.m.
TCM Sat. 9 p.m.                       a.m.                                ing from war. (CC) (HD) (R)           “The Terror Beneath” ››
“Show of Shows” ›› (1929,             “A Southern Yankee” ››              (1:29) TMC Sat. 10:40 p.m.;           (2011, Science Fiction) Adrian
Musical) Frank Fay. Stage and         (1948, Comedy) Red Skelton.         Sun. 2 a.m.                           Pasdar. An embryonic root
screen stars get together for a       Union army sends bellhop            “Street Girl” ›› (1929, Musi-         carves a path of destruction.
big variety show. (NR) (2:15)         south to spy, posing as Rebel       cal Comedy) Betty Compson.            (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY
TCM Thu. Midnight                     spy. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue.      Poor-girl violinist puts jazz quar-   Wed. 3 a.m.
“Showdown at Area 51”                 9:15 p.m.                           tet in the money. (NR) (1:30)         “That Old Feeling” ›› (1997,
(2007, Science Fiction) Jason         “Soy un Golfo” (1955, Drama)        TCM Wed. 7:15 a.m.                    Romance-Comedy) Bette Midler.
London. A former soldier and a        Luz María Aguilar. Una joven        “StreetDance” ›› (2010, Dra-          Passion unexpectedly erupts
scientist must stop warring           recibe la imposición de un rico     ma) Nichola Burley. Two dis-          between a long-divorced cou-
aliens. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00)          pretendiente. (NR) (2:00) R         parate groups of dancers must         ple. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45)
SYFY Fri. 8 a.m.                      Sat. 2 p.m.                         learn to work together. (CC)          HBO Wed. 7:45 a.m.
“The Show-Off” ›› (1946,              “Sparkle” ›› (2012, Drama)          (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) TMC Sun.          “That’s My Boy” › (2012,
Comedy) Red Skelton. A lowly          Jordin Sparks. A musical prodi-     4:40 p.m.                             Comedy) Adam Sandler. A
employee makes boasts to              gy and her sisters reach for        “Stripes” ›› (1981, Comedy)           young man’s estranged father
boost his stature. (CC) (NR)          stardom. (CC) (PG-13) (1:52)        Bill Murray. A joy ride takes two     tries to reconnect with him.
(1:30) TCM Tue. 7:45 p.m.             STARZ Mon. 9 a.m.; Fri. 1:15        Army recruits across enemy            (CC) (R) (1:56) STARZ Thu.
“Six by Sondheim” (2013, Doc-         p.m.                                lines. (CC) (R) (1:45) STARZ          2:05 p.m.
umentary) Career of Stephen           “Speed” ››› (1994, Action)          Sun. 10:15 a.m.                       “There’s Something About
Sondheim, Broadway composer           Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is      “A Successful Calamity” ›››           Mary” ›› (1998, Romance-
and lyricist. (CC) (HD) (NR)          wired to explode if it drops be-    (1932, Comedy) George Arliss.         Comedy) Cameron Diaz. A man
(1:26) HBO Thu. 9 a.m.                low 50 mph. (CC) (HD) (R)           Financier tells family he’s           hires a sleazy private eye to
“Sleepless in Seattle” ›››            (1:55) AMC Sat. 12:30 p.m.          broke, gets attention. (NR)           find a former classmate. (CC)
(1993, Romance-Comedy) Tom            “Spring Breakdown” (2009,           (1:15) TCM Thu. 3:45 a.m.             (HD) (R) (1:58) MAX Fri. 10
Hanks. A grieving widower cap-        Comedy) Parker Posey. Three         “The Sugarland Express” ›››           p.m.
tures the heart of a recently         30-something gal pals visit a       (1974, Comedy-Drama) Goldie           “The Thin Red Line” ›››
engaged newswoman. (HD)               venue for collegians. (HD) (R)      Hawn. A wild chase ensues af-         (1998, War) Sean Penn. Based
(PG) (3:00) CMT Mon. 9 p.m.;          (2:00) E! Tue. 2 a.m., 9 a.m.       ter a woman decides to keep           on James Jones’ novel about
Tue. 1 p.m.                           “Spy Game” ›› (2001, Sus-           her baby. (CC) (PG) (2:00) TCM        the battle of Guadalcanal. (CC)
“Sleepy Hollow” ››› (1999,            pense) Robert Redford. A CIA        Sat. 5 p.m.                           (HD) (R) (2:50) MAX Thu. 8:50
Horror) Johnny Depp. Colonial         agent tries to rescue his one-      “Superman: The Movie” ›››
villagers lose their heads to a       time protege from prison. (CC)      (1978, Adventure) Christopher
phantom horseman. (CC) (HD)           (HD) (R) (2:07) MAX Sat. 8:10       Reeve. Superman learns of a               Continued on next page
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a.m.                                ton. A rookie cop meets a cor-     adventures in the Arabian           “Vengeance” (2009, Action)
“Think Like a Man” ›› (2012,        rupt Los Angeles narcotics offi-   desert. (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu.        Johnny Hallyday. A French chef
Romance-Comedy) Michael             cer. (HD) (R) (2:30) SPIKE Mon.    2:15 a.m.                           hires three hit men to help kill
Ealy. Men use an advice book        11 a.m., 7 p.m.                    “Two Sisters From Boston”           crooks. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:48)
to turn the tables on their gals.   “Trance” ››› (2013, Crime          ››› (1946, Musical Comedy)          TMC Wed. 11:05 p.m.
(CC) (PG-13) (2:02) ENC Fri.        Drama) James McAvoy. An auc-       Kathryn Grayson. Sisters liven      “Venus and Vegas” (2010,
5:55 p.m.; Sat. 2 a.m.              tioneer and a hypnotherapist go    up a Bowery saloon, until their     Comedy) Eddie Kaye Thomas.
“Third Finger, Left Hand” ›››       after a lost painting. (CC) (HD)   rich family finds out. (CC) (NR)    Three Las Vegas buddies face
(1940, Comedy) Myrna Loy. A         (R) (1:41) MAX Tue. 6:15 p.m.      (2:00) TCM Fri. 1:15 p.m.           the wrath of gangsters. (CC)
magazine editor decides to in-      “Transformers: Dark of the         “Two Weeks With Love” ››            (HD) (R) (1:35) STARZ Wed.
vent a fake husband. (CC) (NR)      Moon” ›› (2011, Science Fic-       (1950, Musical Comedy) Jane         5:30 a.m.
(1:45) TCM Fri. 8:30 a.m.           tion) Shia LaBeouf. The Decep-     Powell. Teen flirts with foreign-   “Vertical Limit” ›› (2000,
“13 Going on 30” ››› (2004,         ticons renew their battle          er while with parents in            Suspense) Chris O’Donnell.
Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Gar-       against the Autobots. (HD) (PG-    Catskills. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM     Mountain climbers are trapped
ner. An uncool girl magically be-   13) (3:30) FX Wed. 6:30 p.m.;      Tue. 1:15 p.m.                      in an icy cave on K2. (HD) (PG-
comes a successful adult. (HD)      Thu. 3:30 p.m.                     “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All     13) (2:30) TBS Tue. 2 a.m.
(PG-13) (2:00) E! Sat. 8 p.m.;      “Triassic Attack” ›› (2010,        By Myself” ›› (2009, Come-          “Very Bad Things” › (1998,
Sun. Noon; Mon. 9 p.m.; Tue. 5      Science Fiction) Steven Brand.     dy-Drama) Tyler Perry. A boozy      Drama) Christian Slater. An ac-
p.m.                                Dinosaur skeletons come to life    singer finds a way to change        cidental death fuels violence
“35 & Ticking” (2011, Ro-           and terrorize a small town. (CC)   her life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)         and immorality. (CC) (HD) (R)
mance-Comedy) Nicole Ari Park-      (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Thu. 11      (3:00) BET Sat. 4 p.m.              (1:40) TMC Tue. 11:30 p.m.

                                                                       U
er. Friends try to figure out       a.m.                                                                   “V.I. Warshawski” ›› (1991,
where their lives are heading.      “Trouble With the Curve” ››                                            Mystery) Kathleen Turner. A
(CC) (R) (2:30) BET Tue. 11         (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood.                                          child hires a detective to find
a.m.; Wed. 1 a.m.                   An aged baseball scout takes       “Undercover Blues” ›› (1993,        her father’s murderer. (CC)
“This Is the End” ››› (2013,        his daughter on a road trip.       Comedy) Kathleen Turner. Ex-        (HD) (R) (1:29) TMC Thu. 11
                                                                                                           a.m.

                                                                                                           W
Comedy) James Franco. An            (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) MAX       spies and their new baby are
apocalypse erupts in Los Ange-      Mon. 2 p.m.                        pulled back into espionage.
les. (CC) (R) (1:47) STARZ Tue.     “True Lies” ››› (1994, Ac-         (CC) (PG-13) (1:29) ENC Fri.
2:40 a.m., 12:10 p.m., 11           tion) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A     9:15 a.m.
p.m.                                man lives the double life of a     “Undercover Bridesmaid”             “W.” ›› (2008, Docudrama)
“This Man’s Navy” ›››               spy and a family man. (CC)         (2012, Romance-Comedy)              Josh Brolin. The life and contro-
(1945, Adventure) Wallace                                              Brooke Burns. A guard falls for     versial presidency of George W.
                                    (HD) (R) (2:21) MAX Thu.
Beery. A Navy blimp pilot woos                                         a groomsman while posing as a       Bush. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:11)
                                    12:45 a.m.
                                                                       bridesmaid. (CC) (HD) (NR)          SHOW Mon. 6:15 a.m.
a widow and recruits her son.       “Turbulence” › (1997, Sus-
(CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. 9                                            (2:00) HALL Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun.      “Waking Up in Reno” › (2002,
                                    pense) Ray Liotta. Scuffle
p.m.                                                                   6 p.m.                              Romance-Comedy) Billy Bob
                                    aboard 747 frees murderer-in-                                          Thornton. Sparks fly during two
“The Three Stooges” ››              transit. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40)      “Undercover Brother” ›››
                                                                       (2002, Comedy) Eddie Griffin.       married couples’ road trip to
(2012, Comedy) Sean Hayes.          HBO Sun. 4:20 a.m.
                                                                       An ultra-cool agent squares off     Nevada. (CC) (R) (1:31) ENC
The Stooges set out to save         “Turner & Hooch” ›› (1989,                                             Thu. 2:50 a.m.
their childhood home. (CC) (HD)     Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. A         against a white villain. (CC)
                                                                       (HD) (PG-13) (1:25) HBO Sun.        “Wall Street” ››› (1987, Dra-
(PG) (1:32) HBO Wed. 6 p.m.         fastidious policeman is teamed                                         ma) Michael Douglas. A yuppie
“Three Who Loved” ›› (1931,         with a slobbering canine. (CC)     6 a.m.; Tue. 3:45 p.m.
                                                                                                           broker courts a corporate
Drama) Betty Compson. Bank          (HD) (PG) (1:40) TMC Fri. 4:10     “Underworld: Awakening” ››
                                                                       (2012, Horror) Kate Beckin-         raider with inside information.
employees vie for the love of a     a.m.                                                                   (CC) (HD) (R) (2:05) ENC Tue.
young Swedish woman. (NR)           “Twelve O’Clock High” ››››         sale. Humans wage war on
                                                                                                           4:40 p.m.
(1:15) TCM Wed. 2:15 p.m.           (1949, War) Gregory Peck.          vampires and lycans. (HD) (R)
                                                                                                           “Wanted” ››› (2008, Action)
“Thrill of a Romance” ›››           Command weighs heavily on of-      (2:00) FX Sat. 10:02 p.m.;          James McAvoy. An office drone
(1945, Musical) Van Johnson. A      ficers running bombing raids.      Sun. 12:30 p.m.                     becomes part of a secret soci-
honeymooner finds herself           (NR) (2:30) TCM Sat. 9 a.m.        “Universal Soldier: The Return”     ety of assassins. (HD) (R)
falling for another man. (CC)       “28 Days Later” ››› (2002,         › (1999, Science Fiction) Jean-     (2:30) FX Sat. 5:30 p.m.; Sun.
(NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 9:30           Horror) Cillian Murphy. Sur-       Claude Van Damme. A sentient        2:30 p.m.; Fri. 8 p.m., 11:03
a.m.                                vivors evade virus-infected hu-    computer puts cyborg soldiers       p.m.
“Tin Cup” ››› (1996, Come-          mans in London. (CC) (HD) (R)      into attack mode. (CC) (HD) (R)     “War of the Worlds” ›››
dy) Kevin Costner. An undisci-      (1:52) STARZ Mon. 2:05 a.m.        (1:22) MAX Sun. 2:20 p.m.           (2005, Science Fiction) Tom
plined golfer attempts to reach     “21 Jump Street” ››› (2012,        “Unstoppable” ››› (2010,            Cruise. A man and his children
the U.S. Open. (HD) (R) (3:00)      Comedy) Jonah Hill. Young cops     Action) Denzel Washington. Two      try to survive an alien invasion.
± Thu. 11 a.m.                      go under cover as high-school      men try to stop a runaway train     (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:56) HBO
“Tin Men” ››› (1987, Come-          students. (CC) (R) (1:50) ENC      carrying toxic cargo. (HD) (PG-     Mon. 2 p.m.
dy) Richard Dreyfuss. Two alu-      Sat. 10:55 a.m., 6:10 p.m.;        13) (2:00) FX Sat. 1:30 p.m.;       “Warm Bodies” ›› (2013, Ro-
minum-siding salesmen wage          Sun. 1:50 a.m.                     Sun. 8:30 a.m.                      mance-Comedy) Nicholas Hoult.
war against each other. (CC)        “The Twilight Saga: Breaking       “Urban Legend” ›› (1998,            An unusual romance unfolds af-
(HD) (R) (1:52) TMC Thu. 7:45       Dawn Part 1” ›› (2011, Ro-         Horror) Jared Leto. A lunatic       ter a zombie saves a young
a.m.                                mance) Kristen Stewart. Bella      embarks upon a campus mur-          woman’s life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
“Tom and Jerry Blast Off to         and Edward marry. (CC) (HD)        der spree. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40)     (1:38) MAX Sun. 10:10 a.m.;
Mars!” (2005, Comedy) Voices        (PG-13) (1:57) TMC Tue. 8:30       TMC Sun. 3:30 a.m.

                                                                       V
                                                                                                           Thu. 1:55 p.m., 10 p.m.
of Jeff Bennett. Animated. Tom      a.m., 4 p.m.; Fri. 10 a.m., 8                                          “Weary River” ›› (1929, Mu-
and Jerry stow away on a            p.m.                                                                   sical) Richard Barthelmess. A
manned mission to Mars. (HD)        “The Twilight Saga: Breaking                                           prison inmate discovers he has
(NR) (1:30) TOON Fri. 9 a.m.        Dawn Part 2” ›› (2012, Ro-         “Valhalla Rising” ››› (2009,
                                                                       Action) Mads Mikkelsen. A war-      a talent for music. (NR) (1:30)
“Total Recall” ››› (1990,           mance) Kristen Stewart. The                                            TCM Wed. 8:45 a.m.
Science Fiction) Arnold             Cullens gather other vampire       rior with supernatural strength
                                                                                                           “Welcome to the Punch” ››
Schwarzenegger. Strange             clans to protect Renesmee.         escapes his captors. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                           (2013, Action) James McAvoy.
dreams lead an earthling to in-     (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:55) TMC       (NR) (1:40) TMC Wed. 7:20           A detective gets a final chance
tergalactic intrigue. (HD) (R)      Tue. 10:30 a.m., 6 p.m.; Fri.      p.m.                                to nab an elusive criminal. (CC)
(2:00) TBS Sat. 1 a.m.              Noon, 10 p.m.                      “Valley Girl” ›› (1983, Ro-         (HD) (R) (1:39) SHOW Wed.
“Total Recall” ›› (2012, Sci-       “Twin Dragons” ›› (1991,           mance) Nicolas Cage. A high-        2:45 p.m.
ence Fiction) Colin Farrell. A      Comedy) Jackie Chan. Long-         school socialite dates a scruffy    “What About Bob?” ›››
factory worker begins to think      separated identical twins are      young punker. (CC) (R) (1:35)       (1991, Comedy) Bill Murray. A
he’s really a spy. (CC) (PG-13)     mistaken for each other. (HD)      ENC Mon. 12:30 a.m.                 patient maddens a psychiatrist
(1:57) STARZ Sun. 1:15 p.m.,        (PG-13) (2:00) FX Mon. 9 a.m.      “Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj”       but charms the guy’s family.
10 p.m.                             “Twins” ››› (1988, Comedy)         › (2006, Comedy) Kal Penn.          (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:40) AMC
“Tower Heist” ›› (2011, Com-        Arnold Schwarzenegger. A ge-       Taj shows British students how      Wed. 3:30 a.m.
edy) Ben Stiller. Condo employ-     netically enhanced man seeks       to party. (CC) (NR) (2:00) D        “What’s Love Got to Do With
ees plot revenge against a Wall     his shortchanged twin. (CC)        Sat. 7 p.m.                         It” ››› (1993, Biography) An-
Street swindler. (HD) (PG-13)       (HD) (PG) (1:52) AMC Mon.          “Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj”       gela Bassett. The life of singer-
(2:00) TBS Sun. 8 p.m., 10          9:30 a.m.                          › (2006, Comedy) Kal Penn.          actress Tina Turner. (CC) (HD)
p.m.                                “Two Arabian Knights” ››           Taj shows British students how
“Training Day” ››› (2001,           (1927, Comedy) William Boyd.       to party. (R) (2:00) WGN-A Sun.
Crime Drama) Denzel Washing-        Silent. Escaped POWs share         1 a.m.                                  Continued on next page
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(R) (3:00) BET Wed. 9 p.m.;           grapple with commitment and        work as his own. (CC) (HD) (PG-   (1923-53). (CC) (NR) (2:00)
Thu. 1:30 p.m.                        betrayal. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30)      13) (1:36) TMC Sat. 9 a.m.;       TCM Sat. 3:30 a.m.
“Where the Heart Is” ››                                                  Fri. 6:20 p.m.                    “Your Sister’s Sister” ›››

                                                                         X
                                      BET Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed. 1:30
(2000, Comedy-Drama) Natalie          p.m.                                                                 (2011, Comedy-Drama) Emily
Portman. Kind townspeople be-         “Wild Hogs” › (2007, Comedy)                                         Blunt. A romantic triangle forms
friend an abandoned teen and          Tim Allen. Four friends take a                                       during an impromptu getaway.
her infant. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)         motorcycle road trip. (HD) (PG-    “XXX: State of the Union” ››      (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) TMC Sun.
(2:00) HBO Fri. 6:25 a.m.             13) (2:00) FAM Sun. Midnight,      (2005, Action) Ice Cube. Agent    6:30 p.m.
“Whistling in the Dark” ›››           10 a.m.                            XXX must thwart a plot to de-     “Yours, Mine & Ours” ››
(1941, Suspense) Red Skelton.         “Willy Wonka and the Choco-        pose the president. (CC) (PG-
                                                                                                           (2005, Comedy) Dennis Quaid.
Cult killers force radio sleuth to    late Factory” ››› (1971, Fan-      13) (1:40) STARZ Thu. 4:45
                                                                         a.m.                              The marriage of two widowed

                                                                         Y
outline perfect murder. (CC)          tasy) Gene Wilder. A famous                                          parents creates one large fami-
(NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 6:15             confectioner offers a grand                                          ly. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sun.
p.m.                                  prize to five children. (HD) (G)                                     Noon
“White House Down” ››                 (2:00) FAM Thu. 9 p.m.; Fri. 5     “Young Cassidy” ››› (1965,        “You’ve Got Mail” ›› (1998,
(2013, Action) Channing Tatum.        p.m.                               Biography) Rod Taylor. Based      Romance-Comedy) Tom Hanks.
Paramilitary soldiers take over       “Wish Me Away” ››› (2011,          on the autobiography of play-     Two bitter business rivals con-
the White House. (CC) (PG-13)         Documentary) Country singer        wright Sean O’Casey. (CC) (NR)    duct an online love affair. (HD)
(2:11) STARZ Fri. 9 p.m.; Sat.        Chely Wright comes out as a        (2:00) TCM Mon. 12:15 p.m.        (PG) (2:30) E! Thu. 8 p.m.
2:40 a.m.                             lesbian. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:36)     “Young Ideas” › (1943, Come-      “You’ve Got Mail” ›› (1998,
“White Oleander” ›› (2002,            TMC Tue. 5:10 a.m.                 dy) Susan Peters. Two             Romance-Comedy) Tom Hanks.
Drama) Alison Lohman. A teen          “Without Pity” (1948, Crime        teenagers disapprove of their     Two bitter business rivals con-
goes to foster care after her         Drama) Carla Del Poggio. (NR)      mother’s new husband. (NR)        duct an online love affair. (PG)
mother is imprisoned. (CC) (PG-       (1:45) TCM Sun. 11 p.m.            (1:30) TCM Thu. 7:30 a.m.         (2:30) E! Fri. 4:30 p.m.

                                                                                                           Z
13) (2:00) D Sat. 3 p.m.              “Woman on Top” ›› (2000,           “Youngblood” ›› (1986, Dra-
“Who’s the Man?” ›› (1993,            Romance-Comedy) Penélope           ma) Rob Lowe. New York farm
Comedy-Drama) Ed Lover.               Cruz. A beautiful Brazilian chef   boy goes to Canada to play
Harlem barbers expose a rotter.       lands a TV show in San Francis-    semipro hockey. (CC) (R) (1:49)   “Zookeeper” › (2011, Come-
(R) (2:00) VH1 Tue. 4 a.m.,           co. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:25) HBO       ENC Sat. 9 a.m.                   dy) Kevin James. Talking ani-
1:45 p.m.                             Sat. 3:35 a.m.                     “Your Cheatin’ Heart” ›››         mals teach their shy caretaker
“Why Did I Get Married?” ››           “The Words” ›› (2012, Dra-         (1964, Biography) George          how to woo a woman. (HD) (PG)
(2007, Comedy-Drama) Tyler            ma) Bradley Cooper. A wannabe      Hamilton. The story of country-   (2:00) FAM Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon.
Perry. Eight married friends          writer claims another man’s        music legend Hank Williams        6 p.m.
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                                                              Late-night
 Monday                               “Jon Stewart” 11 p.m. COM            “Conan O’Brien”: Jennifer       11:34 p.m. +
                                      “Watch What Happens:              Lawrence; Bob Odenkirk; Bad           “David Letterman”: Kaley
    “Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L       Live”: Carole Radziwill; Kristin     Religion. (CC) 11 p.m. TBS         Cuoco-Sweeting; Dale Earn-
    “Jon Stewart” 11 p.m. COM      Cavallari. (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO            “Stephen Colbert” (CC)          hardt Jr. (CC) 11:35 p.m. %
    “Watch What Happens:              “Conan O’Brien”: Tom Han-         11:31 p.m. COM                        “Jimmy Kimmel”: Don Chea-
 Live”: Maria Menounos; Nick       ks. (CC) 11 p.m. TBS                    “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N)         dle; Tony Goldwyn. (CC) (N)
 Lachey. (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO            “Stephen Colbert” (CC)            11:34 p.m. +                       11:35 p.m. _
    “Conan O’Brien”: Benedict      11:31 p.m. COM                          “David Letterman”: George          “Pete Holmes”: Jenny Slate.
 Cumberbatch; George Takei;           “Jimmy Fallon”: Hugh Dancy.       Clooney; Sting. 11:35 p.m. %
                                                                                                           midnight TBS
 John Legend. (CC) 11 p.m.         (CC) (N) 11:34 p.m. +                   “Jimmy Kimmel”: Ty Burrell;
                                                                                                              “Seth Meyers” (CC) (N)
 TBS; 12:30 a.m. TBS                  “David Letterman”: Matt Da-       Zoe Kravitz; YG. (CC) (N)
                                                                                                           12:36 a.m. +
    “Stephen Colbert” (CC)         mon; Lenny Kravitz. (CC) 11:35       11:35 p.m. _
                                                                                                              “Craig Ferguson” (CC)
 11:31 p.m. COM                    p.m. %                                  “Pete Holmes”: Kyrie Irving.
                                                                        midnight TBS                       12:37 a.m. %
    “Jimmy Fallon”: James             “Jimmy Kimmel”: Ashley
                                                                           “Seth Meyers” (CC) (N)             “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +
 Spader; Kermit the Frog; Black    Judd; Howie Mandel; Sam
 47. (CC) (N) 11:34 p.m. +         Smith. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _         12:36 a.m. +
    “David Letterman”: Simon          “Pete Holmes”: Ronda                 “Craig Ferguson”: Uma
                                                                                                           Friday
 Helberg. (CC) 11:35 p.m. %        Rousey; T.J. Miller. midnight TBS    Thurman. (N) 12:37 a.m. %            “Arsenio Hall” (CC) 11 p.m.
    “Jimmy Kimmel”: Uma Thur-         “Seth Meyers”: (CC) (N)              “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +       L
 man; Jai Courtney; Amos Lee.      12:36 a.m. +                                                              “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N)
 (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _                “Craig Ferguson”: Lewis           Thursday                           11:34 p.m. +
    “Pete Holmes”: Judd Apa-       Black; Dawn Olivieri. (CC) (N)                                            “David Letterman”: Kaitlyn
                                                                           “Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L
 tow; Bode Miller. midnight TBS    12:37 a.m. %                                                            Farrington; Lupita Nyong’o. (CC)
                                                                           “Jon Stewart” 11 p.m. COM
    “Seth Meyers”: Anderson           “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +                                            11:35 p.m. %
                                                                           “Watch What Happens:
 Cooper. (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. +                                                                               “Jimmy Kimmel” (CC) 11:35
                                                                        Live”: Enrique Iglesias. (N)
    “Craig Ferguson”: Jane         Wednesday                            11 p.m. BRAVO                      p.m. _
 Lynch; Salman Rushdie. (CC)                                                                                 “Seth Meyers”: (CC) (N)
                                      “Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L             “Conan O’Brien”: Mark
 (N) 12:37 a.m. %                                                                                          12:36 a.m. +
                                      “Jon Stewart” 11 p.m. COM         Wahlberg; Kathryn Hahn; Chad
    “Carson Daly” 1:37 a.m. +
                                      “Watch What Happens:              Daniels. (CC) 11 p.m. TBS            “Craig Ferguson”: (CC)
                                   Live”: Giuliana Rancic and              “Stephen Colbert” (CC)          12:37 a.m. %
 Tuesday                           Kathryn Hahn. (N) 11 p.m.            11:31 p.m. COM                       “Carson Daly” (CC)
   “Arsenio Hall” 11 p.m. L        BRAVO                                   “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N)         1:37 a.m. +


                                                             Daytime
Monday                               “Wendy Williams”: Mekhi           love. (CC) (N) 2 p.m. +              “Dr. Phil”: Feuding family
                                  Phifer. (CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^              “Doctors”: Embarrassing ail-    members face off. 4 p.m. $
    “Today”: Enrique Iglesias;       “The Chew”: Yvette Nicole         ments. (CC) 3 p.m. $                 “Ellen DeGeneres”: Lauren
Maggie Q. (CC) 7 a.m. +           Brown. (CC) (N) noon _                  “Katie”: Cassidy Wolf. (CC)     Graham; Shaun White. (CC) (N)
    “Kelly and Michael”: Tina        “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1       3 p.m. _                           4 p.m. +
Fey. (CC) (N) 9 a.m. _            p.m. ^                                  “Bethenny”: Renee
    “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N)           “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^              Graziano. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. +        Friday
9 a.m. L                             “Queen Latifah” (CC) (N)             “Bill Cunningham”: Guests
    “Wendy Williams”: Maria       2 p.m. %                             oppose loved ones’ relation-          “Today”: Dolly Parton; Nate
Menounos. (N) 10 a.m. ^              “Steve Harvey”: Planning a        ships. (CC) 3 p.m. L               Berkus. (CC) 7 a.m. +
    “The Chew”: Lori Loughlin.    wedding. (N) 2 p.m. +                   “Dr. Oz”: Antioxidants;            “Kelly and Michael”:
(CC) (N) noon _                      “Doctors”: Reducing stress;       stretch marks. (N) 4 p.m. ^        Denzel Washington; Hayden
    “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1   Sarah Chalke. (CC) 3 p.m. $             “Dr. Phil”: Domestic            Panettiere. (N) 9 a.m. _
p.m. ^                               “Katie”: Mandisa. (CC)            violence. (CC) 4 p.m. $               “Rachael Ray”: Gina Neely.
    “Maury”: Paternity tests.     3 p.m. _                                “Ellen DeGeneres”: Arianna      (CC) 9 a.m. L
(CC) 2 p.m. ^                        “Bethenny”: Jenni Pulos;          Huffington. (N) 4 p.m. +              “Wendy Williams”: Maria
    “Queen Latifah” (CC) (N)      Lea Black. (N) 3 p.m. +                                                 Menounos. (CC) 10 a.m. ^
2 p.m. %                             “Bill Cunningham”: Guests                                               “The Chew”: Shailene Wood-
    “Steve Harvey”: Deborah       with sex jobs. (N) 3 p.m. L
                                                                       Thursday                           ley. (CC) (N) noon _
Tillman. (CC) (N) 2 p.m. +           “Dr. Oz”: Food addiction.            “Today”: Veronica Roth;            “Trisha Goddard”: Boyfriend
    “The Doctors”: (CC) (N)       (CC) (N) 4 p.m. ^                    Ansel Elgort. (CC) 7 a.m. +        sexts other women. (CC) 1 p.m.
3 p.m. $                             “Dr. Phil”: Fiancee may have         “Kelly and Michael”: Cher;      ^
    “Katie”: Shellie              a negative influence. (CC) 4         Mark Wahlberg. (CC) (N)               “Maury”: Paternity tests.
Zimmerman; Anjelica Huston.       p.m. $                               9 a.m. _                           (CC) 2 p.m. ^
(CC) 3 p.m. _                        “Ellen DeGeneres”: Kate              “Rachael Ray”: Kelly Clark-        “Queen Latifah” (CC) (N) 2
    “Bethenny”: Shay Mitchell.    Winslet. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +           son. (CC) 9 a.m. L                 p.m. %
(CC) (N) 3 p.m. +                                                         “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1        “Steve Harvey”:
    “Bill Cunningham”: Women      Wednesday                            p.m. ^                             Looking for love. (CC) (N)
accused of cheating. (CC) (N) 3                                           “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^            2 p.m. +
p.m. L                               “Today”: Giuliana and Bill
                                  Rancic. (CC) 7 a.m. +                   “Queen Latifah” (CC) (N)           “The Doctors”: Soothing the
    “Dr. Oz”: Sam Champion.                                            2 p.m. %                           burn of eating spicy foods. (CC)
(CC) (N) 4 p.m. ^                    “Kelly and Michael”: Will
                                  Ferrell; Ricky Martin; Lucy Hale.       “Steve Harvey”: Sending         3 p.m. $
    “Dr. Phil” (N) 4 p.m. $                                                                                  “Katie”: Reincarnation. (CC)
                                  (CC) (N) 9 a.m. _                    better text messages. (CC) (N)
    “Ellen DeGeneres”: Howie
                                     “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N)            2 p.m. +                           3 p.m. _
Mandel; Brandon McMillan.
                                  9 a.m. L                                “The Doctors”: Robin               “Bethenny”: Deion Sanders.
(CC) (N) 4 p.m. +
                                     “Wendy Williams”: Naomi           Quivers. (CC) 3 p.m. $             (CC) (N) 3 p.m. +
                                  Campbell. (N) 10 a.m. ^                 “Katie”: Julianne Moore.           “Bill Cunningham”: Sex se-
Tuesday                              “The Chew”: Wolfgang Puck.        (CC) 3 p.m. _                      crets revealed. 3 p.m. L
   “Today”: Ed Norton; Maisie     (CC) (N) noon _                         “Bethenny”: Judge Lauren           “Dr. Oz”: Ingredient
Williams. 7 a.m. +                   “Trisha Goddard”:                 Lake. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. +            conspiracy. (CC) 4 p.m. ^
   “Kelly and Michael”:           Interracial dating. 1 p.m. ^            “Bill Cunningham”: Women           “Dr. Phil”: Abusive
Usher; Gillian Anderson. (CC)        “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^              and their sons’ baby mamas.        husband. (CC) 4 p.m. $
(N) 9 a.m. _                         “Queen Latifah” (CC) (N)          (CC) 3 p.m. L                         “Ellen DeGeneres”:
   “Rachael Ray”: Cameron         2 p.m. %                                “Dr. Oz”: Weight loss; acid     Jennifer Lopez; Theresa
Diaz. (CC) 9 a.m. L                  “Steve Harvey”: Looking for       reflux. (CC) 4 p.m. ^              Caputo. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +
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Q&A
    Q: I enjoyed seeing       Q: When is
“Dreamgirls” on TV re-     “Unforgettable” com-
cently. I know Jennifer    ing back?
Hudson won an Oscar           A: A bit sooner than
for it, but had she        expected, considering
done any acting ?          it was a summer series
    A: She hadn’t, which   last year. The Poppy
made the power of her      Montgomery mystery
performance all the        series will start new
more impressive.           episodes April 4, going
While she has contin-      into the “Undercover
ued the music career       Boss” slot.
for which she’s a             Q: On “Blue Bloods,”
Grammy winner, Hud-        there are occasional
son has returned to        references to a Reagan
film work occasional-      son named Joe. Has he
ly.                        ever been seen on the
   Her screen credits      show?
have included “The Se-        A: No. Joe also was
cret Life of Bees,” “The   in the family’s line of
Three Stooges,” the re-    work as a police offi-
cent “Black Nativity”      cer, and by the time
... and, in what she       the CBS show pre-
told us at the time was    miered in 2010, he had
a particular challenge     died while on duty ...
for her on many levels     which is why he’s ref-
in the title role, “Win-   erenced in the course
nie Mandela.”              of cases.
    Q: What happened          Q: I enjoy watching
to the boss on “Law &      reruns of “The Love
Order: Special Victims     Boat.” How much time
Unit”?                     was there between
    A: It had to do with   Gavin MacLeod end-
Capt. Donald Cragen        ing his role on “The
reaching the mandato-      Mary Tyler Moore
ry retirement age for      Show” and his start as
New York police offi-      Captain Stubing?
cers, thus necessitat-        A: Very little, mak-
ing the exit of actor      ing him a very fortu-
Dann Florek, whose         nate actor. “Mary
run in the role dated      Tyler Moore” ended its
back to the original       seven-season CBS run
“Law & Order” series.      in March 1977, then
    Q: When will           “The Love Boat” made
Meredith Vieira’s new      its ABC debut the fol-
daytime show start?        lowing September.
    A: In September ...       Had the “Boat”
when her program is        sailed earlier,
expected to replace        MacLeod wouldn’t
that of another “To-       have been available.
day” alum, Katie           The first pilot movie,
Couric, on many sta-       made in 1976, featured
tions.                     an actor named Ted
    Q: I was sorry to      Hamilton as the cap-
hear of Shirley            tain; a “Love Boat II”
Temple’s passing.          made earlier in 1977
Didn’t she once have a     had Quinn Redeker in
TV series?                 the part. When pro-
    A: She did. Her im-    ducer Aaron Spelling
age as an iconic child     sold the series to ABC,
star made her a good       he approached Dick
fit for “Shirley Tem-      Van Patten ... who was
ple’s Storybook,” a        committed to the net-
1958 NBC anthology         work for “Eight Is
series that she hosted     Enough,” so the offer
and occasionally acted     went to MacLeod, and
in.                        the rest is TV history.

				
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