In this edition: eader’s
Doglist The nation’s favourite Tat Catalogue!
100's of Special Offers Inside!
Has the Chancellor of the ExCzecher left you feeling poorer after the Bodget?
Well fear not - here are some exciting shopping options brought to you by the
Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain!
We're proud to announce that we're offering you a whole range of items you
never realised you couldn't do without!
With every purchase
over £49.98 receive
these British Made
genuine top quality
Absolutely free! The NOBBY complete Tat Storage Unit
Thousands of uses! Sold in this catalogue for only £49.98!
As a reader and definite customer of tat, let us welcome you to this very worthwhile
catalogue bursting with things. We know you will be dripping with expectation so
turn the page and get shopping!
Call 0183-83 83 83 for the last word in Tat supplies.
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Everything you need to control fluids! Don't wait another day to get exploring! Never soil your fingers again! Why suffer the pain of
s o d d i n g
also for collect-
ing pus or
orifices. Neatly The SNOTTY electronic bogey removal The CASSOCK sturdy shower seat for
doubles as ear The original WILE WAXCK domestic head drill.
tool this is one for the ladies! Also pain- men. Handy cut-away section for comfy
debris collector. Lots of handy attachments. Go as deep as you
dare! Fun for all the family. Originally developed
lessly sucks out gunk from your eyeballs. housing of gentleman's tackle. Classic
Will be a lasting
pleasure. for NASA astronauts. Have a go at trepanning in Two for the price of one! and classy.
the comfort of your own home!
Code 4217 GAWPER £9.98 Code 4288 WILE WAXCK £9.98 Code 4203 SNOTTY £9.98 Code 4273 CASSOCK £9.98
What a knockout punch! Can't ever find a public lavvy? Don't hide your light We think we have found the answer!
under a bushbaby!
WHOOSHY waterproof pull-on pants in
LUMMEE hand hole punch punches variable The world-famous JASPER go-anywhere personal super quiet vinyl. With the added bonus
diameter holes straight through your palms! lavatory. No more fiddly filling of lemonade bottles. The FRAMMIS stylish rain hat in beautiful of our patented FOLLOWTHROUGH™
Cut-out portions of flesh and bone are collected No spillage. Never ceases to amaze. A boon for super-clear vinyl. Anatomically designed. anti skid-mark protection, you'll marvel
for further use. Perfect in salads! golfers don't wait for 19th hole to relieve yourself. Absolute godsend. Teeth extra. at the quality!
Code 4201 LUMMEE £16.98 Code 4202 JASPER £29.98 Code 4239 FRAMMIS £9.98 Code 4291 WHOOSHY £9.98
Last call for Carol Ashton! For thousands of years Oriental doctors Stop wrestling with your computer and Unsightly red lines spoiling
have treated embarrassing itches. become an internet expert in hours! the look of your bunion?
Can't grow your The IMPINGE
S n o d d y ™ bunion protector.
own Stop Fungus?
Software will L o - o d o u r. H i -
Get it in a bottle!
It's as simple as have you comfyness.
f i n d i n g Know your
that. Apply bunions. Know
liberally. Ask a pictures like
friend to help get this in no time
to the nooks and from all over
crannies you can the World
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“CAROL ASHTON” or see. The No fuss. Do it
suitcase strap. A swelling is normal.
must for CAROL all while sitting
Do not panic.
A S H T O N s down.
everywhere. We have
found the answer.
Code 4288 CAROL ASHTON £9.98 Code 4214 STOP FUNGUS £9.98 Code 4291 WHOOSHY £9.98 Code 4273 IMPINGE £9.98
These will be a lasting pleasure! The world’s best digital music player SPECTACULAR DOUBLE OFFER ESPECIALLY FOR ALL FAT PEOPLE!!!
Virtually undetectable, high fashion fat flatteners. Twelve strong magnets and ceramic micro capsules!
bargain The magic formule of
double pack! strategically-placed magnets
The BEIGE simply makes all that hideous fat
and the disappear!
F L O R A L Warning! Take care around
g r a v y radiators and large white goods!
soppers. Don't become an unwitting
Absorbent fridge magnet! Your family will
and hygienic. have a good chortle but you'll feel
Introducing the i-WOOF Fido's own a right charlie!
furniture and digital music player! Attaches
re-use your unnoticeably to this racy pink collar.
gravy! Swiss- Plays 'Dik-a- dum- dum' by Des Dopey Brenda Look at these ridiculous
made. O'Connor! Puffs is slim but individuals is it worth it?
stuck to her Stay slim, stay away
washing machine! from metallic objects!
Code 4261 BEIGE & FLORAL £9.98 Code 4217 i-WOOF £9.98 Code 4217 FAT Flatteners £99.98 for both
Put an end to the arduous task of charging! You can’t sweep fog under the carpet! Will everybody be able to handle the surprise
Ever wished there was an easier way? when they find you in the Pomfrey?
Is fog a problem?
It won't be with
plastic tube. The POMFREY vinyl garden tent uses the same
quality materials as the FRAMMIS stylish rain hat
and the WHOOSHY pull-on pants! SPECIAL OFFER!
Buy all three together and save £49.98! Imagine
WERSCH™ almost silent incontinence The SWAFFHAM home battery charger with what your friends and family will say when they find
pants come in hospital-quality super clear handle. you sitting in your POMFREY wearing just your
Harnessing the power of feet. British technology. FRAMMIS rain hat and your WHOOSHY pull-on
vinyl. Keep it all in but see what pants!!
Russian engineering. Safe and odourless.
you've done! What coluld be better?
Code 4267 WERSCH £9.98 Code 4234 SWAFFHAM £9.98 Code 4205 TUBE £9.98 Code 4294 POMFREY £49.98
Do you want our suggestion Troubled by awkward fasteners? Cheer yourself up with So comfortable you’ll forget
as to where you can put that? attractive footwear! you have them on!
Is your cat DEAD? Well, never mind! The SHOEBURYNESS slip-on moccasin
The NOBBY complete Tat Storage Unit The “SNODDY”. Remember Tiddles with these stylish for men and women. Optional red fluff-
simply swallows all those useful things Winning design. Jumbo. Lightweight. MURIELS emblazoned with the fizzog of ball (chodlets).
you've ordered. For men and women. Delicious fried food in minutes. your favourite dead feline!
Code 4277 NOBBY £49.98 Code 4274 SNODDY £9.98 Code 4203 MURIELS £9.98 Code 4239 SHOEBURYNESS £9.98
A must for garden pond Troubled by orange spots? They said it couldn't be done! Well we'll simply
Do you speak like a peasant?
owners everywhere! say “pbwllpblblppwbllbwpllb” to them!
Hurrah! Attaches Banish manky
easily to your knees with the
JASPER personal F L A N G E
lavatory. Makes KNEEPATE.
your pond water
frothy! Sturdy. Fully
We've all done it! One too many Mammoth
Cleanser sandwiches and our feet are covered Get the BUCK HICE language conversion tool.
in orange spots! Slip on these unnoticeable gig-lamps! Resolve
Help is at hand! Order the BOBBY as used by the awful accents. Your neighbours will say you speak
Metropolitan Police! You know it makes sense. like the Queen! Particularly effective against the
worst Brummie or Ulster awfulness.
Code 4294 INVENTION £9.98 Code 4288 BOBBY £9.98 Code 4263 FLANGE KNEEPATE £9.98 Code 4291 BUCK HICE £9.98
Do you have to ask what you’ll use this for? Why get expensive craftsmen in? Ideal if you live near trees! Have you got a dull dog?
Easy to adjust,
thing for lazy
s u m m e r
g r a n d -
The WROSTER revolving seat sweggly for
those with very large bottoms. Powerful FOLDS FOR
motor spins you round if you get stuck in An end to toenail problems. Clip the STORAGE
the car. You'll be the talk of the town! blighters right off with these industrial
quality and strength, hi-tech miracles…. Have you ever seen SOLAR so LIFE LIKE?
Code 4233 THING £9.98 Code 4216 WROSTER £9.98 Code 4267 HI-TECH £9.98 Code 4239 SOLAR £9.98 (per dozen)
No need to spend a fortune! The Red Army can’t be wrong! I’ve got fish-waste up my sleeve! Have you reached that age where
you’ve lost control?
The Russians are used Is everything heading
to a nip in the air in south? Uncontrollable
winter. That's why their dribbling from a variety of
places? Tufts of thick hair
Do you keep wooden
army pets? You sad bastard.
keep You deserve to be ripped
off so you might as well
b i t s
buy this craftsman-made, solid wood
snug erupting? Suffering from rampant legs?
feeding bowl (with handle).
a n d Get them under control with the WIGWAM
warm POULTICE elasticated snoddly.
GIMPY meet the finest remote control dog! i n
Roll over GIMPY! Beg GIMPY! Do some Do, these distinctive white pants. No socks
GIMPY! for Ivan!
Code 4244 GIMPY £9.98 Code 4239 RUSSIAN PANTS £9.98 Code 4261 WOOD £9.98 Code 4297 WIGWAM POULTICE£9.98
Want to save a fortune and be A boon for every home and garden! Do your feet stink? Are you lazy, Never be caught out again!
stylish for summer? unfit and underachieving?
Presenting the “SMIBERNOLL” - a dual-
T h e purpose vessel.
TWADDLE Fill it with your favourite refreshment
s h o e drink it then, once processed, direct it
leather hygienically back into the same
saver! receptacle! Hours of pleasure
This sturdy guaranteed.
plastic FOLDS FOR A boon for :-
pad fits ü Anglers
Well, get this gadget! ü HGV Drivers
s n u g l y. The “Horrible” athlete's foot tool. Highly FOLDS FOR
TIP! Get ü Postmen STORAGE
abrasive. Troublesome skin easily ü Travellers
one for removed. In one week you'll be
each foot! ü Campers
transformed from a slothful couch potato ü Bloaters
The garden MAVIS clears all the muck to a sprightly sprinter. Warning! Does not
from your driveway on only one charge! enhance other body parts!
No unsightly marks. And you still won't have any friends.
Code 4233 TWADDLE £9.98 Code 4213 MAVIS £9.98 Code 4236 HORRIBLE £9.98 Code 4283 SMIBERNOLL £9.98
Dou you make a terrible smell Every household should have At last! We’ve made it available to you!
every time you use it? a bottle of Shoe Stretch Bubonic plague in seconds! No more waiting...
Before During After
The WHIMBREL odour-absorbent
lavvy-seat makes your smallest
room a luxurious haven of comfort!
A place for blissful relief. Try the
finger test yourself.
You'll be amazed!
Are your toes six inches
long? No problem!
Stretch your shoes to
fit! Space age Russian technology! The
VOLGA (almost) wireless! Simply snap in
The WASTREL cream is easy to apply. the chunky power cable and be amazed
“Buboes” develop rapidly. Just like the by the sound*! From a whisper to a roar!
FOLDS FOR real thing! Mono! Muffled! Spare knobs easily fitted.
STORAGE *currently Radio Moscow only.
Code 4219 WHIMBREL £9.98 Code 4234 SHOE STRETCH £9.98 Code 4227 WASTREL £9.98 Code 4253 VOLGA £49.98
Didn’t think you’d get to see Hygienic… quick & easy… you don't No household should be without... Sturdy, purpose-designed, non-skid...
the Red Arrows this year? even know you're wearing it!
“Thick” cushion - don't be a chump!
Sorts out your issues with aching
The DOBBIN attachment. For men and buttocks caused by hard seats. Make
Genuine replica National Health gnashers
women. your home a “thick” home!
weld the upper and lower sets together for
Half a dozen LEAPY LEE red arrows for only
that permanent fixed grin. Gottle o' Geer!
Code 4277 LEAPY LEE £4.98 Code 4263 DOBBIN £9.98 Code 4203 GNASHERS £9.98 Code 4244 THICK CUSHION £9.98