Hypothesy mail from a hypothetical court Dear Congress, I am in double trouble with branch too III, so, think back to MLMVI, when you dumped our motto “E pluribus unum” for “In God We Trust”, and remember that we’re still “branch-buddies”, kinda “Number I for Number III forever, right ”?. I am showin’ you my big Flag, here ! MCMXCIV you nipped branch II in de butt adding “interstate carrier”, rather than our favored “interstate and foreign commerce” patch to the all-time-hottie, our Stradivari, our Mail Fraud Law. You messed me up, badly. My robe’s on fire (never mind de’bench) & I’,m goin’ POSTAL. I mal-instructed that Petite Jury, worse, I roguishly clamored proprietry now: “The jury was instructed correctly that, with respect to the mail fraud statute, the Government “must establish beyond a reasonable doubt . . . the use of the mails in furtherance of the scheme to defraud. The use of the mails as I have used it here includes material sent through either the United States Postal Service or a private or interstate carrier ” (Trial Tr. I992)”. carrier. Deception was blunt, my judicial shake-down- scheme: “or interstate” was ME doing YOUR No. I job on I8 § I34I ! I brew stuff to bend juror-minds, harvardian is blofeldian. I’m a bad Christian for a bad Christian (pun intended). When I forge a “catch-all”, it glues to Juror’s frontal lobes: “whatever mail is a crime ”. REX LEGIS on my grimm Rumpelstiltskin Honor. I have scienter: APEX AIR FREIGHT SYSTEMS was noway-Jose a goddam “interstate carrier”. Branch II indicts a dozen times “international air freight”, not bad enough for me. I make BOP the business. Now, its high-noon to safe-my-neck and my lower- end bedecked by the robe I adore. o I fantasized, YOU’ll fix an itsy-bitsy “or” for all of us inductees, nunc pro tunc, entre nous , zip- post-facto-Clause, fugetaboutit. Signed: Semper Fi on twelfth Post scriptum: Did you really mean “Liberty & Justice For All” ? Even For Alien PEE-ONS annoying my bench with nasty disputes ? Jurisdiction is my middle finger !