Limerick Examples by langkunxg


									Limerick Examples

Henry Aaron's of number one rank
In hitting home runs, to be frank.
He drove hundreds of balls
Over stadium walls,
So they nicknamed him "Hammerin' Hank."
                    -Jesse Frankovich

The Captain said, "Beam us up, Scotty—
I'm afraid and I want to go potty!
We've been trapped by a Klingon
Who hasn't a thing on,
And he seems to think Spock is a hottie."
                       -Graham Lester

Beware of that boa named Vickie:
That constrictor's predictably tricky.
If invited to hug,
Just decline, with a shrug,
'Cause her inside's par-tickerly icky.

The gorilla, I feared, might escape—
Her enclosure's in pretty bad shape.
Now her door is ajar,
And it's missing a bar.
When the zookeeper hears, he'll go ape!

I scrubbed using soap to get clean,
In the tub, when some bubbles were seen.
I knew then, of course,
Soap wasn't the source.
The culprit, I think, was a bean.
                -Shelby Forrest

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