The Nuclear Bible: Obama’s Super Bowl Party
Intro: As is he did in 2009 and 2010, Barack Hussein Obama will host a Super Bowl Party for Super Bowl XLV, which will be played at
Cowboy Stadium in Arlington (Dallas), Texas, on February 6, 2011. Along with members from his Cabinet, Senators, Congressman, and a
host of other people, Obama will be allegedly be watching the game. Should a nuclear attack occur at the Super Bowl, Obama and his “A
TEAM” will already be in place to handle the crisis. Those surrounding Obama are from every ethnic origin and background, and will flank
Obama in this time of peril, thus giving America and the World the illusion that Obama speaks for the American people and that he
represents all races, nationalities, and religions. If Obama’s 2010 Super Bowl Party is any indication, his team will consist of every Cabinet
member relative to a nuclear attack, thus leading to the conclusion that the nuclear detonation was a premeditated act. Most importantly,
Obama WILL likely stage a military coup in the aftermath, in that he will suspend the rule of law, and therefore have to answer to
A Few Questions:
Why would the U.S. President feel the need to assemble a massive posse on Sunday, let alone on the Super Bowl, America’s
biggest party day?
Who will be in attendance for Obama’s 2011 Super Bowl Party?
What exactly is going to happen at the Super Bowl?
Date: January 30, 2009
Source: The Huffington Post, Nicholas Sabloff
Title/Headline: Obama Super Bowl Party Guest List
Abstract: President Obama, who revealed Thursday that he will be rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers during Sunday's Super Bowl--"Other
than the Bears, the Steelers are probably the team that's closest to my heart"--will also be hosting a bipartisan Super Bowl party at the
U.S. Congressman Elijah Cummings (Democrat-Maryland)
Senator Bob Casey (Democrat-Pennsylvania)
Senator Dick Durbin (Democrat-Illinois) U.S. Congressman Artur Davis (Democrat-Alabama)
Senator Amy Klobuchar (Democrat-Minnesota) U.S. Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro (Democrat-
Senator Arlen Specter (Republican-Pennsylvania)
U.S. Congressman Charlie Dent (Republican-Pennsylvania)
U.S. Congressman Trent Franks (Democrat-Arizona)
U.S. Congressman Mike Doyle (Democrat-Pennsylvania)
U.S. Congressman Raul Grijalva (Democrat-Arizona)
U.S. Congressman Paul Hodes (Democrat-New Hampshire) U.S. Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes-Norton (Democrat–
District of Columbia)
U.S. Congressman Patrick Murphy (Democrat- U.S. Congressman Fred Upton (Republican-Michigan)
Date: February 6, 2010
Source: The Washington Post, Ed O’Keefe
Title/Headline: Half Of Obama's Cabinet Coming Over For The Super Bowl
Abstract: Nine Cabinet secretaries and several lawmakers will join President and Mrs. Obama to watch Sunday's Super Bowl, the White
House said Friday.
EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson
Housing and Urban Development Secretary Shaun Donovan
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano
Education Secretary Arne Duncan
United Nations Ambassador Susan E. Rice
Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr.
Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius U.S. Congressman Andre Carson (Democrat-Indiana)
Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric K. Shinseki
U.S. Congressman Brad Ellsworth (Democrat-Indiana)
Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack U.S. Congressman Baron Hill (Democrat-Indiana)
U.S. Congressman Xavier Becerra (Democrat-California)
U.S. Congresswoman Barbara Lee (Democrat-California)
U.S. Congressman Rick Boucher (Democrat-Virginia)
U.S. Senator Christopher Dodd (Democrat-Connecticut
U.S. Congressman Joseph Cao (Republican-Louisiana)
Cao, Carson, Ellsworth and Hill hail from Super Bowl states Louisiana and Indiana, home to the New Orleans Saints and Indianapolis
Colts.Veterans injured in Iraq or Afghanistan and their families will also attend Sunday's party (O’Keefe, 2010).
Conclusion: It appears that Obama & Co. will all be positioned for the nuclear crisis and the eventual military coup of America.
Obama is likely to suspend the rule of law, and declare himself dictator. More than half of America will be intoxicated, and it is likely that
there will be mad chaos and anarchy as people think that the end of the World is approaching. At this key time, SWAT teams, DHS
personal and foreign troops will make gun sweeps across the nation. Americans who don’t go along with the new fascist program will
likely be shot on site or taken to the FEMA concentration camps for detainment and eventual extermination.