Amsterdam by yurtgc548

VIEWS: 2 PAGES: 25

									PART III



           Amster
            dam
           Table of contents
Day      Day        Day   Day   Day   Day
 1        2          3     4     5     6




Day      Day        Day   Day   Day   Day
 7         7         8     9    10     11
      (continued)




Day      Day        Day   Day   Day   Day
12       13         14    15    16    17


                                            Title
Day 1

        • While we were
          ventering
          throught the
          street we meet
          a guy that
          looked like this
          and he became
          our guide his
          name was tank.

                      Back to T.O.C.
Day 2
        • After sitting there
          mindlessly for two
          hours watching tyler
          poke tank in the eye
          I felt something in
          the back of my
          head. I looked up
          and saw tyler and
          dustin walking off so
          I drunkenly followed.
          and we had
          delicious brownies
                           Back to T.O.C.
Day 3
   • After many confusing
     thoughts I finally got
     tired of tank’s twitchy
     eye so I told the guys I
     was going to show tank
     the way to the bathroom
     when I came back I was
     covered red the guys
     kept complaining about
     herring screaming and
     blending noises, I told
     them I was making
     salsa… Tyler said it
     was good.
                         Back to T.O.C.
Day 4
• I didn’t sleep that well
  last night…hey wait…
  where Tyler and
  Dustin…oh well I didn’t
  tell them I stool all
  there money I spent it
  on a couple of cat
  name Philip and
  Chiko… where did    Back to T.O.C.

  my pants go?
Day 5
   • I finally found my
     way back to the
     hotel Tyler and
     Dustin said I
     couldn’t keep my
     cats, so after
     arguing for a really
     long time they
     finally let me in.
                     Back to T.O.C.
Day 6
 • For some reason
   Tyler was in the river
   when I woke up, it
   was a good laugh I
   took him a long time
   to get back up after
   he got yelled at by a
   bunch of people.
   hey… has anyone     Back to T.O.C.

   seen my cats.
Day 7
   • Wow what a day
     how mu… (thud)…
     w-w-what happen
     where am I, who
     are those people
     and why are they
     throwing peanuts
     at me… am I in a
     zoo!?!       Back to T.O.C.
    Day 7 (continued)
              • I read the exhibit
                sign…
                “Bloogathop”…
Amsterdam
                really… who could
                be that stupid to
                think that was real.
                Than the zoo keeper
   zoo          came by and
                dropped bucket of
                slop in my exhibit. I
                really hate that guy.
                                 Back to T.O.C.
Day 8
  • I can’t get this mask
    off! I swear when I
    find those guys I’m
    going to kill them.
    well at least I finally
    convinced the zoo
    keeper to bring me
    pizza instead of
    slop.               Back to T.O.C.
Day 9
  • Well… I got hit by a
    tranquilizer dart
    today…man that
    hurt I didn’t deserve
    that, that jerk started
    it… making fun of
    me. plus it’s not my
    fault I can fit through
    the bars.
                        Back to T.O.C.
Day 10
   • Well I’m bored
     they put a zap
     collar on my neck,
     now if I go close to
     the bars I get
     zapped but that
     doesn’t stop me
     from throwing
     rocks hehe.     Back to T.O.C.
Day 11
     • That jerk of a
       zoo keeper hid
       all my rocks.
       Oh well I guess
       it’s on to those
       sharpened
       sticks I’ve been
       making.
                    Back to T.O.C.
Day 12
         • This sucks
           everyone is
           to afraid to
           come by my
           exhibit and
           the stupid
           zoo keeper
           took away my
           sticks. Back to T.O.C.
Day 13
                 • Yes!! I finally
                   found the
                   freaking exit to
                   this thing I’m
                   free!! And on top
                   of that I stool a
Parking lot
                   five hundred
security cam 1
                   dollars on the
                   way out.     Back to T.O.C.
Day 14
    • Ok I’m scared... I got
      tranquilizer darts and
      metal fishing lines
      barely missing me…
      geez do these guy’s
      ever run out of
      energy… oh well I think
      the mad because of
      that car I flipped a
      couple blocks back. Oh
      well as long as this
      Spike doesn’t were off I
                           Back to T.O.C.
      can do this for days
Day 15
  • Well oddly enough I found a
    purple lambo who would of
    thought this thing would be
    in Amsterdam…oh well It
    got me away from the
    cops… I thought that when I
    was passing a park I saw
    Tyler and Dustin but I didn’t
    fell like getting a tranquilizer
    dart to the side of the head
    so I kept going.
                               Back to T.O.C.
Day 15 continued
         • This stupid cop put
           down a road block in
           front off me so I had to
           take the sidewalk… I
           kept honking my horn
           for poeple to get out of
           the way but since I
           was in a hurry … hey
           the old man had to go
           sooner or later how
           bout now.
                               Back to T.O.C.
                        Day 16
                                                • Man it’s like
                                                  these people
                                                  are car
                                                  magnets… my
                                                  lambo’s red. I
                                                  lost count a
                                                  couple block
                                                  back but I know
(This is what i looked like on the street cams)   It’s a lot.
                                                            Back to T.O.C.
Day 17
    • Dang my Lambo is out
      of gas… hey there a
      mansion (30 min later)
      geez what is with
      me… I’m covered in
      red and there a guy in
      a ghile suit shooting
      darts at me and there's
      another guy in a
      batman suit shouting
      bang and boom
                         Back to T.O.C.
Day 17 continued
          • Finally the
            batman guy
            passed out… I
            fell weird (tires
            squeaking)
            (crash)



                           Back to T.O.C.
day18
        • ……(passes
          out)
Day 19
         • I hear
           rumbling
           I'm out of
           here
           (breaks
           open box
           attacks the
           first person
           seen)….
           Win I ran.
Day 20
         • Who are these
           people why
           are they
           bowing to
           me… am I in
           Korea screw
           this I’m going
           to Canada

								
To top