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'• M e t h y l a t e d s p i r i t s w i l l clean         spectacles          and           b a s s y f r o m t h e E m p e r o r o f C h i n a , *wjero p r e ­                  see a seal c o m e u p c l o s e t o h i s l i n e , a n d l a t e r                                                                                               N'Teli.         T h i r t y rebels       were          killed,      numbers
 make t h e m b e a u t i f u l l y clear.                                                   sented to h i m . T h e ceremony t<*k plwfc i n the                                   o n i t c l a m b e r e d o n t o the steps, a n d m a d e i t *                     C . : " I often wonder what makes y o u « o                                   were wounded, and many cattle w o w captured.
                                                                                              T h r o n e R o o m , a n d was i n t h e n a t u r e o f a                          way t o t h e iron staging, where i t lay basking                                t h o u g h t f u l o f y o u r w i f e I" D . " Y o u w o u l d n ' t
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                                                                                             levee.                                                                                i n t h e s u n f o r a c o n s i d e r a b l e p e r i o d . T h o seal                                                                                           force.         T h e fight o c c u r r e d i n t h e I n s i b i n d i
  The p o s s e s s o r o f v e r y b r i t t l e n a i l s s h o u l d r u b                                                                                                                                                                                       wonder i f you knew her."
                                                                                                                                                                                   dived several times i n search o f food, and on                                                                                                                    V a l l e y and t h e low c o u n t r y alon;{ t h e BuiTalo
them a t n i g h t w i t h c o l d c r e a m o r v a s e l i n e .                               F i r s t o f a l l C a v a l i e r e A l b e r t o P a n s a , ' tho r e ­
                                                                                             tiring Italian Ambassador,                           presentejLto the
                                                                                                                                                                                   a s c e n d i n g t o t h e surface had a d a b o r codling*
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                                                                                                                                                                                   in i t s m o u t h o n each occasion.                     T h e presence
    A teaspoon ful o f powdered a l u m added t o t h e                                      K i n g h i s l e t t e r o f r e c a l l , and S o n a t o r f j B ' i t t o n i ,   o f t h e seals i s s a i d t o p o i n t t o a g o o d n u - i b e r
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    k i s s i n g me !" Jess : " I d o n ' t d o u b t i t , b u t y o u              beaten, and several of t h e i r kraals were burned.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  TragedyA
b l a c k Icud w i l l c a u s e i t t o g i v e a m o r e b r i l l i a n t                 the n o w A m b a s s a d o r ,           then        handed^fio h i s                                                                                                 shouldn't admit i t . "                                                           Th«* B r i t i s h f o r c e * a r e b e i n g j o i n e d b y m o r e
                                                                                                                                                                                   • f fish b e i n g a b o u t .
shine.                                                                                       Majesty h i s credentials.                     C o u n t H . SJrangfcl,                                                                                                                                                                                  n a t i v e levies.          T h erapid movements o f t h e
                                                                                             t h e n e w S w e d i s h M i n i s t e r , p r e s e n t e d . -jiis c r e ­                                                                                              J a o k : " Y o u t o l d y o u r f a t h e r I wae s o r r y f o r           r e b e l s i n an a l m o s t , i n a c c e s s i b l e c o u n t r y m a k e
   Castor o i l become* tasteless w h e n beaten u p w i t h                                 d e n t i a l s , and after h i m c a m e M . F r i d l j b f N a n -                                                                                                  having made a n i d i o t of myself a t his d i n n e r                           t h e task o f t h e field fore? a v e r y d i f f i c u l t o n e .                           Brightest and Best of                                                                                                                                                                                                 cnAPTER XVI.
w h i t e of an egg.                                                                         s e n , t h e c e l e b r a t e d e x p l o r e r , whose crfedentiali                            F I R E      A T       N E W M A R K E T .                           p a r i t y .last n i g h t — w h a t d i d h e s a y I " J i m m i e :           T h e l o y a l c h i e f s b e l i e v e t'tiat        BSfflhastS v . i ' l
                                                                                             f r o m K i n g H a a k o n o f N o r w a y , were a p p r o v e d                                                                                                     " O h , heeaid he noticed nothing unusual about                                   avoid fighting t o t h e utmost o f his power, hut                                       the Magazines—Profusely                                                                                          p n n » m i nut* o r two nothl
* C u t flowers w i l l l a s t m u c h l o n g e r i f a s m a l l piece                    b y h i s M a j e s t y . A s i m i l a r c e r e m o n y was g o n e                     A large p o r t i o n o f L o r d Derby's t r a i n i n g                    you."                                                                             w i l l dodge about t h e forest like a will-o'-the-                                                                                                                                                      W i l l i a m s wished t o let the 3
i s c u t oft the s t e m a n d j u s t a l i t t l e salt p u t i n t o t h e               t h r o u g h i n the case o f S e n o r D r . D o n F e r n a n d o                  quarters a t N e w m a r k e t — i n which were stalled                                                                                                            wisp.                                                                                    illustrated T h r o u g h o u t                                                                                  t o a p p r e c i a t e t h e t h r e a t he h _
water.                                                                                       E . G a u c h a l l a , t h e new M i n i s t e r f r o m             firazil.        H i s M a j e s t y , A i r l i e , C h a u c e r , a n d a b o u t 40             M a d g e : " A pref+y g i r l is c e r t a i n t o m a r r y . "                    T r o o p s a r e b e i n g c o n c e n t r a t e d i n t h e He'.p-                                                                                                                                 T j e e h a d n o t h i n g t o say t h a i h e ]
                                                                                                 T h e D u k e T s a i T s e , c o u s i n of t h e E m p e r o r                  either r a c e h o r s e s — w a s i n v o l v e d i n a fire w h i c h        M a r j o r i e : " I t w o u l d be a l l r i g h t i f t h e r e wasn't           makaar district.                T h e O m e l i s are restless, a n d                                                                                                                                    T o all th'' e weighty argiimeif                                                                                        s




  T h o s k i n o f i b o i l e d egg a p p l i e d t o a boil affords                       o f C h i n a , and the o t h e r C h i n e s e C o m m i s s i o n e r s             b r o k e out i n a corner o f one o f the m a i n b u i l d ­ such a n u n c e r t a i n t y about w > c e r t a i n t h i n g s                                  have murdered a loyal native. N ' T e l i arranged                                              Famous for the E x c e l ­                                                                               r e a s o n s , w h a t h a d h a d h e s^
iustant relief.                                                                              recently a r r i v e d i nthis country, were specially                                i n g s . Q u i c k l y s p r e a d i n g t o t h e s t a b l e s , t h e fire o f t h i s w o r l d . "                                                           t o waylay t h e p a t r o l w h i c h was sent o u t last                                                                                                                                               O n l v t h i s — W e l o v e enoh ota
                                                                                             charged w i t h t h e d u t y o f presenting a n auto­                                maddened t h e racehorses, a n d n o l i t t l e diffi­                                                                                                             week, b u t t h e p a t r o l r e t u r n e d b y a different                           lence of its Short Stories.                                                                                     o r h i g h s t a t i o n , o r a l l the wa
     A n y o n e s u f f e r i n g f r o m r h e u m a t i s m w i l l find                  g r a p h l e t t e r f r o m the E m p e r o r t o K i n g E d w a r d .             c u l t y was e x p e r i e n c e d i n r e l e a s i n g t h e m , b u t          " C a n a 6uoeessrnl p l a y b o m a d e o u t o f a                             r o a d , o t h e r w i s e i t w o u l d h a v e been c u t u p .                                                                                                                                          T h e t w o w a l k e d on f o r t l
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  novel?"           " C e r t a i n l y , i f y o u leave o u t e n o u g h
T e l i e f i f t h e y c o n s t a n t l y k e e p " flowers o f s u l p h u r i n          H i s M a j e s t y r e c e i v e d the v i s i t o r s w i t h m a r k e d           e v e n t u a l l y a l l were r e m o v e d t o a place of safety.
                                                                                                                                                                                        T h e Stanley-house p r i v a t e brigade lost n o                        of the n o v e l . "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           T h e N a t a l G o v e r n m e n t has a c c e p t e d t h e o f f e r
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      of t h e T r a n s v a a l t o raise a f u l l y - e q u i p p e d v o l u n ­
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the f o o t o f t h e i r s t o c k i n g s . " I t i s a l s o a r e m e d y                c o r d i a l i t y , and a c c e p t e d the E m p e r o r ' s a u t o ­                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         c o m p a n i o n w i t h t h a t a i r of j
                                                                                                                                                                                   t i m e , b u t a l t h o u g h a p l e n t i f u l s u p p l y of fire ap­                                                                                         t e e r i n f a n t r y r e g i m e n t o f 400 m e n , n a d e r t h e
f o r cold feet.                                            id                               g r a p h l e t t e r a t t h e h a n d s o f the D u k e T s n i T s e .
                                                                                                                                                                                   pliances was a t h a n d , t h e v o l u n t e e r                    firemen                                                                                       name of the N a t a l Rangers.                    The regiment will
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               and Artists only.                                                                                               a s s u m e so w e l l .
                                                                                             F i n a l l y h i s Majesty received                 Baroa Takaki,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    " I have been p u t t i n g the (
' T o clean w h i t e f u r t r y r u b b i n g i t t h o r o u g h l y w i t h              Surgeon-General                o f the Imperial                Japanese               were seriously h a m p e r e d i n t h e i r w o r k b y t h e                                                                                                      be p r o v i d e d w i t h f o u r M a x i m s , and w i l l i n c l u d e                                                                                                                              vjew,' he said; • now l e t
w a r m , d r y b r a n , u s i n g a p i e c e o f b o o k m u s l i n as a                 N a v y , who w a s a c c o m p a n i e d b y C o u n t M a t s u ,                   indifferent water supply, and, aided by the w i n d ,                                                                                                               a mounted scouting t r o o p and native scouts.                                                      Monthly,                   Sixpence.
Tubl>er. ' F a i l i n g t h i s , t r y m a g n e s i a i n t h e s a m e                   t h e C h a r g e d ' A f f a i r e s o f the J a p a n e s e E m b a s s y           t h e fire s o o n s p r e a d t o e v e r 2 0 0 y a r d s o f s t a b ­                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I.00 turned, and looked
manner.                                                                                      in Louden.                                                                            ling, w i t h lofts, granaries, a n d other                            store­                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               surprise.      I t s e e m e d h a r d l v p.
                                                                                                                                                                                    r o o m s o v e r h e a d . T h e fire w a s g o t u n d e r i n a b o u t                                                                                                ONE          O F T H E N O B L E COO.                                                                                                                                                            m a n w h o . a f e w m i n u t e s betas)
                                                                                                                                                                                    three         hours.        I t i s u n d e r s t o o d t h a t n o n e of                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ing h i m w i t h imprisonment.
   T o mend a kid glove w o r k a button-hole stitch
                                                                                                                                                                                    t h e h o r s e s was s e r i o u s l y i n j u r e d .       T h e loss i *
all round tho torn part, then t u r n o n the wrong                                                       •A     S T O R Y        O F        P I C T U R E S .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                " Supposenll the difficulties]
                                                                                                                                                                                    variously e s t i m a t e d a t f r o m £10,000 t o £12,000,                                                                                                     T h e d e a t h h a s o c c u r r e d a t t h e age o f 7 6 o f
side a n d sew t h e edges t o g e t h e r .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              s u p p o s e y o u and M i s s F c n J
                                                                                                                                                                                    a n d i s s t a t e d to b e c o v e r e d b y i n s u r a n c e .                                                                                           S i r W i l l i a m G o r d o n , s i x t h baronet, o f Earls-                                                                                                                                          w o u l d yo'i be q u i t e c o n t e n t ]
     I n k s t a i n s m a y e a s i l y be r e m o v e d .       W h i l e the          A b o u t t w o years ago a t o u r i n g c o m p a n y was                                                                                                                                                                                             t o n . K i r k c u d b r i g h t , w h o was one of t h e d v v i n d -                                                                                                                                 vour            position ?            Thst
i n k i s b t i l l w e t s p r i n k l e s o m e t a b l e 6alt o n i t a n d      s t r a n d e d ait P e t e r b o r o u g h , a n d t w o a c t r & s e e                                                                                                                                                                                  I l i n g band of s u r v i v o r s of t h e charge of t h e L i g h t                                                                                                                                     pensioner.              V o n n e e d n o t flc
expose t o the sun.                  R e m o v e t h e s a l t as f a s t as i t w e r e Jeft i n t h e p l i g h t o f h a v i n g n e i t h e r m o n e y                            F o r street b e t t i n g a t Stockton-on-Tees, 24                                                                                                     | B r i g a d e a t B a l a c l a v a , w h e r e he led t h e l e f t                                                                                                                                    «,m s i m p l y p o i n t i n g o u t t h e t i .                                                                                                                                                                                                                  u

becomes discoloured, and replace w i t h fresh.                                     enough t o pay t h e i r landlady nor t o wave the                                                                                                                                                                                                         | s q u a d r o n o f the 17th L a n c e r s .         He returned t o
                                                                                                                                                                                    b o o k m a k e r s w e r e fined a t o t a l o f £ 1 2 6 . Betri                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     W h a t do you give her?                   Nothi
                                                                                    city.         They went t o a local tradesman, a n d                                                                                                                                                                                                         the B r i t i s h lines w i t h four sabre cuts, one o f
                                                                                                                                                                                    h a d been accepted f r o m w o m e n a n d c h i l d r e n ,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         W h a t d o e s s h e g i v e you ? E T
                                                                                    asked h i m to l e n d t h e m money o n a*poJvnticket                                                                                                                                                                                                       w h i c h was a t e r r i b l e w o u n d o n t h e head. H e
     T o sweeten r a n c i d b u t t e r , m e l t the b u t t e r and                                                                                                              and the B e n c h strongly condemned the practice.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   everything, down to yourtoh*_
                                                                                    for itwo p i c t u r e s w h i c h h a d been pledged a t N o t ­                                                                                                                                                                                            was p r o m o t e d t o a captaincy on the f o l l o w i n g
s k i m i t , t h e n p u t i n t o i t a piece o f toast ( b r o w n                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    money.             I s that t h e p o s i t i o n ]
                                                                                    tingham for £14.               H e l e n t t h e m £ 1 , a n d subse-                             A s m a l l m o t o r - c a r has r e c e n t l y been adopted                                                                                             day.
•but n o t b u r n t ) . I n a f e w moments the b u t t e r w i l l                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     s p i r i t e d m a n . w o u l d e a r e to o q
                                                                                    guently advanced t h e m £ 3 more, on w h i c h they                                            for t h e purpose of business by a firm of c h i m n e y                                                                                                          H i s escape was l i t t l e s h o r t o f m a r v e l l o u s .
 lose its offensive taste a n d smell, w h i c h the toast                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               t h a t i s c o n s i s t e n t w i t h a man's;
                                                                                    •rere a b l e t o j o u r n e y t o L o n d o n . *                                             sweepers i n Essex.                                                                                                                                           H e h a d been h a c k e d t o such a n extent t h a t t h e
 w i l l have absorbed.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  o r s e l f - r e s p e c t ? E v e r y o n e wt
                                                                                         A l i t t l e later t h e tradesman                  redeemed t h e                             The Bishop o f Kensington has taken the                                               BEEN T H E S E FIFTEEN YEARS.                                     doctors described h i m o n t h a t eventful October                                                                                                                                                    house, y o u r horses, y o u r wine,
                                                                                    pictures, a n dw r o t e t o t h e girls i n L o n d o n                                        v i l l a k n o w n as t h e " T h a t c h e d       Cottage" a t                                                                                            25 as t h e i r " o n l y p a t i e n t w i t h h i e h e a d o f f . "                                                                                                                                 yours, b u t y o u r wife's.             Ido
     A c e m e n t m a d e b y a d d i n g a teaspoonful of                                                                                                                                                                                                               B o y P a s e e n g e r ( t o p o r t e r ) : " I say, h o w m u c h
                                                                                     asking i f they oared t o buy them "bick. H e                                                  I l e s t o n , near H o u n s l o w , a n d w i l l m a k e i t Ilia                                                                                         W i t h o u t s w o r d o r p i s t o l , blinded b y b l o o d , a n d                                                                                                                                mercenary motives ; remembe
g l y c e r i u o t o a g i l l o f glue is a g r e a t convenience i n                                                                                                                                                                                              longer a r e w e going t o wait a t this station
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Monthly,                   Sixpence.
                                                                                     received a reply f r o m one of them, stating that                                             official residence u n t i l M i c h a e l m a s n e x t .                                                                                                    u n a b l f t to r e g a i n h i s s t i r r u p s , h e w a l k e d h i s                                                                                                                            w i l l i n g t o b e l i e v e thst t h i s — 1
the k i t c h e n , a n d i s e s p e c i a l l y g o o d f o r f a s t e n i n g                                                                                                                                                                                    I ' v e been h e r e a n h o u r a l r e a d y ! "
                                                                                    her friend had died, and saying that h e nujjht                                                                                                                                                                                                               horse u p the valley o f death after the charge.                                                                                                                                                      t h i s l i t t l e affaire. rf> cerur—m
 leather, paper, or w o o d to metal.                      I t is useful t o                                                                                                            I t was stated a t a m e e t i n g o f the L i v e r p o o l
 have i t a t h a n d , as i t saves t i m e w h e n i t i s w a n t e d .
                                                                                     keep the pictures.               A short itime ago; he sent
                                                                                                                                                                                       c a l t h committee t h a t the death-rate of the city
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          P o r t e r : " T h a t ' s n o t h i n g , m y son, I ' v e been
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     h e r e fifteen y e a r s ! ' '
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Between h i m a n d t h eHeavy Brigade wasa
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Amongst the Contributors are:                                                                                   i u s t t h e s a m e if my w a r d                                                                                                                                                                                                                           liadL
                                                                                     t h e m t o be s o l d a t C h r i s t i e ' s , t h i n k i n g $ i a t t h e y                                                                                                                                                                             Russian cavalry regiment, a n d h e made f o r                                                                                                                                                        I5ut I ' m a f r a i d e v e r y b o d y w o n t l
                                                                                     m u s t be o f some v a l u e f o r a p a w n b r o k e r t o ad­                              f o r t h e last m o n t h was t h e h i g h e s t i n E n g l a n d ,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  the gap between t w o of the Russian squadrons.                                                                                                                                                            H e p a u s e d , n o t so m u c h f r o m l
      V e r y f i n e o l d l a c e can b e b e a u t i f u l l y c l e a n e d b y  vance the 6um o f £14 o n t h e m . T o his' surprise                                          b e i n g 2 8 0 p e r 1,000.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          " H o w d i d y o u get y o u r clothes t o r n               that      A s he passed t h r o u g h h e was f o l l o w e d a n d s u m ­                           MARIE CORELLI.                                                                                            f r o m l a c k of b r e a t h : but I>ee vf
 b e i n g sewn i n a clean piece o f linen a n d laid a l l                         t h e y m a d e £ 1 4 0 , a n d h e a t o n c e w r o t e to t h e                                                                                                                                                                                           moned t osurrender.                    H e refused, a n d was o n                                                                                                                                     H e w a s s i l e n t , b u t s b u r n i n g bhf
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     w a y 1"          " T r y i n g t o k e e p a boy f r o m         being
 n i g h t i n salad o i l . N e x t day b o i l i t i n soapy water                 a c t r e s s f r o m w h o m h e h a d la6t h e a r d , . i i j f o r m i n g                                                                                                  t h r a s h e d b y a n o t h e r b o y . " " T h a t wae a b r a v e        t h e point, o f b e i n g c u t d o w n w h e n h i s p u r s u e r                        RIDER HAGGARD,                                                                                           e n d b r o w , a n d h i s eyes w e r e do
 f o r a q u a r t e r o f an hour, rinse i n several w a t e r s ,                   her o f the lucky windfall.                     B u t t h e • actress                                                                                                          deed.         W h o w a s i.iie b o y ? " " M e . "                          was shot.                                                                                                                                                                                            t h a t W i l l i a m s w a s s a y i n g he ha
 d i p into sugared water, and p i n on a cloth to d r y .                           h a d d i e d a day o r t w o before the sale, '                                                                                                                                                                                                                 F r o m t h e Crimea h e went t o t h e Mutiny,                                         H A L L I W E L L SUTCLIFFE,                                                                             lief ore, a n d t h e s t r e n g t h o f h i s I
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          O l d G e n t l e m a n (at t h e party) : " I r e m e m b e r          w h e r e h e saw m u c h h a r d service, and w a s                                                                                                                                                 off D o l l y ' s l o v e f o r h i m ha«'
     C l o t h e s s h o u l d n e v e r be l e f t h a n g i n g r o u n d t h e                                                                                                                                                                                    y o u r face p e r f e c t l y , s i r ; b u t y o u r n a m e h a s         thanked repeatedly i n despatches.                      Sir Evelyn                          ROBERT BARR.                                                                                             o b j e c t i o n that p r i d e o r p r u d e ,
 n u r s e r y f e n d e r a t n i g h t , as t h i s is a m o s t danger­                                                                                                                                                                                           escaped m y m e m o r y . ' '               Stranger:      " I a m d e ­ W o o d , w h o wae o n e o f t h e subalterns, described                                                                                                                                                but i t was a very different t h i
 o u s place, a n d a v e r y g r e a t r i s k o f a s p a r k setting
                                                                                                           EX-M.P.'s               B A N K R U P T C Y .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     lighted t o meet you again.                       M y name is Petro-         S i r W l i i i a m as t h e bravest soldier h e h a d ever                                 BART KENNEDY.                                                                                            s p o k e n b y s t h i r d p e r s o n in col*
 fire to the clothing is incurred.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    viteh Swercczskiski."                                                       met.                                                                                                                                                                                                 t h a t w h a t D o l l y ' s g u a r d i a n wJ
                                                                                                 T h e first m e e t i n g of t h e c r e d i t o r s , of M r .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              P E T T RIDGE,                                                                                           » » y , if p o l i t e n e s s h a d n o t r e s t r
                                                                                              F r a n c i s S e y m o u r Stevenson, e x - M . P t f o r t h e
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       he, L e e V i n c e n t , w h o h a d n e w t -
     I f y o u r c h i l d r e n ' s feet get w e t , o r even damp-                          E y e D i v i s i o n o f Suffolk, was h e l d a t the L o n d o n                                                                              300                       P . : " S o he dcesn't call his p r e t t y l i t t l e home
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ' T h e N u t s h e l l ' now ? W h y d i d lie change w ? "                                  F R A N C E          A N D       E N G L A N D .
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              TOM GALLON,                                                                                              dishonourable action, had bebss
 bjave shoes a n d s t o c k i n g s a t o n c e c h a n g e d , f o r i t is                 B a n k r u p t c y C o u r t . H i s affairs showed l i a b i l i ­                                                                      CCLD HEDAUL                  Q. : " H e ' s got t i r e d o f wits r i n g i n g his bell t o                                                                                                                                                                                                                  i n t a k i n g a d v a n t a g e of t h e youtf
 m o s t n e c e s s a r y t h a t t h e i r f e e t be k e p t d r y a n d                   ties o f £243,774. o f w h i c h £128,476 i s unsecured,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     ask i f the k e r n e l was i n . "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              JOHN O X E N HAM,                                                                                        a wealthy heiress. A n d the
 warm.          I t i s useless t o c o v e r t h e b o d y w a r m l y i l                   a n d assets o f £ 8 , 9 9 4 , e x c l u s i v e o f M r , S t e v e n ­                                                                                                                                                                                        Replying t o the toast o f h i s health a t t h e
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       men w o u l d s a y t h i s of h i m
 t h e e x t r e m i t i e s be l e f t c o l d a n d d a m p .                               son's i n t e r e s t i n t h e M i d - S u f f o l k L i g l l t R a i l w a y                                                                                                                                                                            d i n n e r i n a i d o f the F r e n c h H o s p i t a l , M . P a u l              M. E . B R A D D O N .                                                                                   him l i k e s k n i f e .
                                                                                              Company, w h i c h h e expects w i l l prove very                                                                                                                           A n I r i s h m a n , t r a v e l l i n g i n the U n i t e d States,          Cambon, t h e French Ambassador,                                said     that
     A chilblain remedy highly recommended by a                                               valuable.                                                     E                                                                                                         bought his ticket a t a small station, and r u n n i n g                           there were to-day between F r a n c e and E n g l a n d
                                                                                                                                                                                        A Knufsford j u r y returned a verdict o f wil­                                                                                                                                                                                                 Cassell         & Co., Ltd.,               London;              and of el                                          '• N o w , s h a l l I tell y o u w h a t I t .
 correspondent i s this : T a k e equal quantities ol                                                                                                                                                                                                                 o n t o the p l a t f o r m , asked a n official h o w l o n g                     b o n d s o f f r i e n d s h i p w h i c h , he h o p e d , w o u l d o n l y
                                                                                                   I t was s t a t e d ithat h i s f a i l u r e was d u e t o the                   ful murder against John Alford L a t h a m , 13,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  i n y o u r place?" continued Willi!
 glycerine, rosewatcr, and spirits of camphor. M i x                                                                                                                                                                                                                  t h e ttrain w o u l d be before i t s t a r t e d .             " Why,"           be d r a w n c l o s e r , a n d h i s M a j e s t y K i n g E d w a r d                   Newsagents                 and             Bookstalls.
                                                                                               f a c t t h a t m o s t o f h i s c a p i t a l was t i # d u p i n                   who, i t is alleged, d u r i n g a quarrel t h r o w a                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           o n h i m a l o o k t h a t w a s full of s a
 w e l l t o g e t h e r a n d a l w a y s s h a k e t h e b o t t l e before                                                                                                                                                                                         r e p l i e d t h e o t h e r , " y o u a r e too l a t e . T h a t ' s the        had greatly contributed                       to bring           the       two
                                                                                               financing       this company.              A ftusteei w a s a p ­                     paraffin l a m p a t his wife.              She died           from                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              v e t h a d s s o r t of q u e s t i o n i n g !
 using. A p p l y a l i t t l e of the m i x t u r e after washing                                                                                                                                                                                                    t r a i n t h a t has j u s t l e f t the s t a t i o n . " T h e I r i s h ­      countries together.                  I n France they knew K i n g
                                                                                               pointed t o administer t h e estate i n b a n k r u p t c y .                         severe b u r n s t h e n e x t m o r n i n g ' . L a t h a m , w h o                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             s h o u l d n e i t h e r g i v e up h o p e of 1
 t h e hands a n d at bedtime.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        m a n j u m p e d d o w n on the line a n d s t a r t e d t o r u n                Edward's personal influence i n the p r o m o t i o n of
                                                                                                                                                                                      a i n custody, refused to a t t e n d the inquest.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              l a d y ' s h s n d , n o r s h o u l d I l>e cot
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      a f t e r i t . H e was gone f o r a w h i l e , a n d t h e n                     the entente cordiale, and they were grateful for
                                                                                                                                                                                         M a y Down3, u n t i l r e c e n t l y a n a t t e n d a n t     at          c a m e w a l k i n g b a c k . T h e people s t a n d i n g a b o u t                                                                                                                                                                                                          up b y h o l d i n g on t o h e r s k i r t s . "
 ' I f a n y b r o c c o l i r e m a i n o v e r f r o m d i n n e r i t can                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             i t . I t was f o r t h a t reason t h a t w h e n h i s M a j e s t y
                                                                                                           G I F T S       T O A          C R I C K E T E R .                        t h e Essex L u n a t i c A s y l u m , B r e n t f o r d , was fined            laughed a t h i m , and said : " W e i l , Pat, d i d you                          v i s i t e d F r a n c e h e f o u n d h i m s e l f i n t h e m i d s t of                                                                                                                     T h e speaker paused for a mo
  b e w a r m e d f o r t h e n e x t m e a l , o r even t h e next
                                                                                                                                                                                      £2 a n d costs f o r i l l - t r o a t i n g Susan F r e n c h , a              catch the t r a i n ? " " N o . " said Pat, " but I made                           friends, whose hearts were f u l l of g r a t i t u d e .                                                                                                                                    t h a t t h i s sentence h a d taken do
 d a y , by p l a c i n g i t i n a basin, covered w i t h a saucei
                                                                                                    D u r i n g a luncheon interval a t O l d Trafford                               patient.       F r e n c h , i t was stated, t r i e d t o pinch                  the beggar puff."                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              on:
 a n d s t a n d i n g i t i n b o i l i n g w a t e r . O t h e r vegetables                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 S o f a r as h e ( M . C a m b o n ) w a s c o n c e r n e d , h e
                                                                                               t h e t e s t i m o n i a l w h i c h h a d been s u b s c r i b e d for              the defendant, w h o lost her temper and struck                                                                                                                     h a d been b u t a h u m b l e w o r k e r i n t h e cause o f                                                                                                                                    * I should determine to n i s e i
 s u c h a s c e l e r y , b e a n s , & c , c a n b e t r e a t e d i n the
                                                                                               s i n c e the close o f last season was presented t o                                 h e r o n t h o side o f t h e h e a d w i t h a h a i r - b r u s h .                                                                                              the rapprochement.                   H e h a d seconded the efforts                                                                                                                          equality with her in point of we,
 same way.
                                                                                               M r . A . C. M a c L a r e n .          T h e sum g o t together                          Over         £5,000      was obtained                    at     Messrs.                                                                                         of the Governments, w h i c h were animated by a                                                                                                                                             t i o n t h a t w o u l d m a k e it i m p o s t !
                                                                                               a m o u n t e d to o v e r £ 1 2 0 0 , a n d a f t e r p u r c h a s i n g            Christie's rooms for p a r t o f the art collection                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              say t h a t J a m e s F c n w i c k ' s da«
     I n sewing on trouser buttons a small match                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         sincere desire t o dispel the o l d clouds. H e h a d
                                                                                               a handsome grandfather                       clock     i n e'bonised                  of L o r d G r i m t h o r p e , t h e m o s t n o t a b l e i t e m b e                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        h e r s e l f s w a y on s p a u p e r . I si
 s h o u l d be p l a c e d b e t w e e n t h e c l o t h a n d t h e b u t t o r                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         always t h o u g h t t h a t E n g l a n d and France were
                                                                                               mahogany, w h i c h was suitably inscribed, t o ­                                     i n g a F r e n c h f o u r t e e n t h - c e n t u r y stone g r o u p of                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      t o a p o s i t i o n of i n d e p e n d e n c e ,
 u n t i l i t i s s e c u r e d , a n d t h e n i t s h o u l d be r e m o v e d                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         m e a n t t o u n d e r s t a n d each o t h e r , a n d h e was
                                                                                               g e t h e r w i t h p e n d a n t a n d s c r o l l necklace, beau­                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   d a r e any o n e to s s y t h a t , t h o u
                                                                                                                                                                                     t h e V i r g i n a n d C h i l d , w h i c h was k n o c k e d d o w n                                                                                              m o r e a n d m o r e c o n v i n c e d t h a t , s o l o n g as t h e s e
 b e f o r e t h e s h a n k i n g o r t w i s t i n g a t h r e a d several                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         r i c h as M i s s K e n w i c k , I wa
                                                                                               t i f u l l y set i n pearls a n d d i a m o n d s , f o r M r s .                    for £1,150.           A l i f e - s i z e t e r r a c o t t a b u s t o f a,                                                                                        t w o great peoples were u n i t e d b t h e e n t e n t ey
 t i m e s r o u n d b e t w e e n t h e b u t t o n a n d t h e c l o t h is                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        her."
                                                                                               M a c L a r e n , flic r e m a i n d e r w a s h a n d e d t o t h e                  vouth, said t o represent Raphael,                            went f o r                                                                                            c o r d i a l e , p e a c e w o u l d be g u a r a n t e e d i n E u r o p e .
 done.         T h i s g i v e s p l e n t y o f r o o m f o r t h e b r a c e s tc                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       L e e s b u r n i n g e v e s w e r e firs
                                                                                               famous batsman in the f o r m of a cheque.                                            £546.
 set w i t h o u t d r a g g i n g t h e c l o t h .
                                                                                                  T h e presentation was made b y M r . A . N .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   One ?ennj                                          face.         H e n o w s p o k e , a n d h i s vri
                                                                                               H o r n b y f r o m the steps o f t l i e p a v i l i o n , i n t h e                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 s t r a i n e d w i t h t h e s t r e n g t h o f era^
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Crtai,,Iy t h a t isthe
        B e o r d e r l y . A d i s o r d e r l y , careless w o m a n v.'il
  never have a comfortable home.                                B e punctual
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                                                                                               presence o f t h e c r o w d , w h i c h h a d
                                                                                               in front—an unusual sight a t O l d •Trafford.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         H E N R Y          V I I I .    P A L A C E         F O R        S A L E .
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             T h e scat o f the late M r . Spencer C h a r r i n g t o n ,
                                                                                               M r . M a c L a r e n , i n t h a n k i n g t h e saubscrill^rrt,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   d o as m u c h a s t h a t in—in t h e t i n
  S o m e girls, a n d some w o m e n , t o o , are never at t l u
  b e g i n n i n g of a n y t h i n g ; a little late at breakfast, »
  l i t t l e late a t church, a little late everywhere. B E
                                                                                               h o p e d t h a t , t h o u g h n e a r i n g t h e end o f . h i s
                                                                                               career, h e h a d s t i l l a season o r t w d ' s c r i c k e t
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         M . P . . H u n s d o n House, Hertfordshire, is i n the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         m a r k e t . I t was the ancient home of the O l d h a l l                       (JlasicAL HOML,|                                                                                            " Unquestionably!" cried the <
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   of m i l d surprise.              W h v . vou h                                                                                                                             u

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         f a m i l y , a n d was converted i n t o a R o y a l Palace
  cheerful.            A b r i g h t , s m i l i n g face m a k e s everyone                   left in h i m .                                      flj*                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           years t o w o r k i n : f o r m v w a r d
  h a p p y , a n d a s u l l e n f r e t f u l e x p r e s s i o n i s j u s t as
  l i k e l y t o m a k e others cross.                E v e n w h e n i t rains
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         by H e n r y V I I I . , w h o r e b u i l t the        fifteenth   cen­
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         t u r y m a n s i o n . H e r e t o o k p l a c e t h e first m e e t i n g
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         of H e n r y H o w a r d , E a r l o f S u r r e y , a n d tbe L a d y
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         JOURNAL                                                                                   possession o f her monev t i l l
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  o u t o f d o o r s l e t t h e r e be s u n s h i n e w i t h i n .                                   T I G E R S         R E A R E D           B Y P(|GS.                                                                                                                                                                                            Geraldine (Lady E l i z a b e t h F i t z g e r a l d ) , w h o m he                                                                                                                      lively t o m a r r y before that titn*
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              WANTED             HIS MONEY'S                 WORTH.                      celebrates i n his verse.                                                                                                                                                                     L e e t u r n e d p a l e as t h e w o r d
      M a n y people l i k e t o scent the w a t e r i n w h i c r                                 A n i n t e r e s t i n g e x p e r i m e n t b y Mtbich t w e                                                                                                                                                                                            Queen E l i z a b e t h h a d a h u n t i n g lodge at H u n s -                                                                                                                      his companion s lips.
  t h e y w a s h t h e face, a n d for t h i s p u r p o s e i t i s a good                   tigers are being reared by dogs i s r i e subject                                                                                                                          Y o u n g s t e r (at t h e t h e a t r e pay-box) : " M i s t e r ,           don, a n d i n t h e c h u r c h i s t h e f o n t beside w h i c h                                                                                                                          " T h e n she w o u l d be at l i b e r t v I
  t h i n g t o make a nice bath vinegar and t o keep i t i t                                  of general attention a t Blackpool,                    w few days                                                                                                      I w a n t my money back.                    T h e p r o g r a m m e says           she s t o o d w h e n g o d m o t h e r to a d a u g h t e r o f L o r d                                                                                                                  n e s a i d w i t h a n effort.
  b o t t l e s r e a d y f o r use.       T a k e a p i n t o f e a u de                                                                                                                                                                                             t h e r e ' l l b e a lapse o f t w o o r t h r e e              months                                                                                                                                     Wednesdays                 I d                                      " T h e r e w o u l d be no engageme
                                                                                               ago three tigers were b o r n a t the Ttlfeer Mena­                                                                                                                                                                                                       Hunsdon.              Some o f t h e p a i n t e d glass i n t h e
 .Cologne, a n d t o t h i s a d d a g r a i n o f m u s k a n d about                         gerie.      T h e m o t h e r w a s u n a b l e to s u s t a i n t h e m ,                                                                                             b e t w e e n t h e f o u r t h a n d last acta. I a i n ' t a - g o i n g         c h u r c h was t h e g i f t o f S i r W i l l i a m OlTthall,                                                                                                                           1 c o u l d n o t p o s s i b l y re< o g n i s e s n f
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      t o c o m e h e r e i n t w o m o n t h s ' t i m e , 'cos I s h a l l                                                                                                                                      U n h e a r d - o f value to ere?"
  a n o u n c e o f o i l o f r o s e g e r a n i u m . L o t i t s t a n d foi                a n d as t h e y were t h r e a t e n e d w i t h d e a t h i f some­                                                                                                                                                                                     Speaker of the House of C o m m o n s i n the m i d d l e                                                                                                                                         B
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      be at school then.''                                                                                                                                                                                        interested i a music,
  t w o weeks, then add t o i t half a p i n t o f spirits ol                                  t h i n g was n o t q u i c k l y done, the manager, M r .                                                                                                                                                                                                of the fifteenth century.                                                                                                                                                                 •re the best judge."
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     o n t h r e e coats, a l l o w i n g each o n e t o d r y t h o r o u g h l y               w h e a t stack has been s t a n d i n g i n a f a r m y a r d for                   months w i t h a gag i n their mouths, they would                                                                                                                   and speaking should b e controlled by the Pub­                                   makes i t d o u b l y profitable.                                                          r   a r
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     A c o r r e s p o n d e n t w h o s e n d s t h i s r e c i p e says a                      twenty-seven years. T h e g r a i n i s i n excellent                                g e t a first-class n a t i o n a l e d u c a t i o n B i l l p a s s e d                                                                                           l i c a t i o n a n d L e c t u r e C o m m i t t e e s o f the u n i o n .      CASSELL           * COMFANY,     Ltd.,  London;                                            I*           as i t Z , r i S s ? * w o u l d
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     c o a t h o has t r e a t e d i n t h i s w a y ha3 b e e n i n use                         c o n d i t i o n , and, although b i r d s have ravaged the                         for the benefit of the p u b l i c a t large.                                                                                                                       The report further recommended that a n Or­                                                         Bookstalls and Newsagents.                                                        •' T h                     W
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     t h r e e y e a r s , a n d is l a s t i n g w e l l .                                      s t a c k , there is scarcely a r a t i n i t ; I t belongs                                I n successfully t a k i n g objection t o a pro­                                                                                                             ganisation Committee o f t h e N a t i o n a l U n i o n                                                                                                                    L                                            d                                   >               o               u               m                   o           a           n
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                                                                                                 to M r . P h i l i p S e l b y , a w e l l - k n o w n f a r m e r o f t h e         posal t o l e t t h e L i m e - s t r e e t entrance t o Leadcn-                                                                                                    s h o u l d h e f o r m e d f o r ithe p u r p o s e o f a d v i s i n g
                                                                                                 district.          T h e r e a r e s e v e r a l l e g e n d s as t o w h y          b a l l M a r k e t a s a n a d v e r t i s i n g s t a t i o n a t .£75                                                                                            and strengthening local Conservative organisa­
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    s c a l d t h e m , w a s h t h e m t h o r o u g h l y , u s i n g soda, b u t
                                                                                                 one b e i n g t h a t he vowed never t o sell the corn
    n o soap, a n d h a n g t h e m up to d r y . A great deal
    o f t r o u b l e i s s a v e d i n t h i s w a y , as i f l e f t t i l l c o l d i t
                                                                                                 f o r less t h a n a c e r t a i n p r i c e , w h i c h i t n e v e r
                                                                                                  a t t a i n e d . T h e o u t sides o f t h e s t u c k a r e a l m o s t
                                                                                                                                                                                      f . ' o u u c i l s a i d i t i t w e r e a g r e e d t o , t h e walls o f
                                                                                                                                                                                      the Mansion House m i g h t be let for a similar
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             T h e r e p o r t was u n a n i m o u s l y adopted, a n d
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    i s m o s t d i f f i c u l t t o Wash I h i m i           L e t them air well               b l a c k w i t h age.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                —          THE ILLUSTRATED »EE«L»                                                   :
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    o d o u r w h e n n e x t used.
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     grated breadcrumbs i n the bottom o f a piedish,                                            a t a i l o r , o f Bishopsgate-street W i t h o u t , sued a                                                                                                          t o the weeping cook. " N — n — n o , ma'am. " " I                                tal, F a r n h a m , £2,000 to T r i m m e r ' s Almshouses,                                         W O R K is invaluable. I ' * J j
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     then a layer o f raspberry j a m ; continue this until                                      j o u r n e y m a n t a i l o r , n a m e d F r e e d m a n , f o r £ 5 15s..                                                                                          t h o u g h t so. T h e r e w e r e s e v e n t e e n l e a v e s i n t h e       Farnham, and £300 to the R o y a l C o u n t y H o s p i .                       learn       from
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     the dish i s full.             B e a t u p t w o eggs i n a p i n t o f                      the value of a satin-lined overcoat w h i c h he had                                                                                                                  head of lettuce m y husband bought, for we b o t h                                tat, G u i l d f o r d .  T h e first t w o n a m e d          institu­          '•Work' how         a n d i n the garden which ) ° "                                            tatUTy • * no weekly o r m «
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     milk.           Beat well together and poor over t h e                                       spoiled. P l a i n t i f f said defendant had w o A e d for                                                                                                           c o u n t e d t h e m . N o w there are o n l y sixteen. Y o u
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     i n g r e d i e n t s . B a k e s l o w l y u n t i l w e l l set." T h i s i s             h i m for t w o years, b u t " d u r i n g the latfer por
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     a very light and quickly-made pudding.                                                       t i o n o f the t i m e the d e f e n d a n t seemed t o have                                    qualities and delicious                    flavour.                                                                                                    i n m e n of business, w h i c h is t h e fault, perhaps,                                Review.      for the h o m e .                    S       j o 5
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                                                                                                  cuffs o f a n o v e r c o a t i n p a d d i n g t h e s h o u l d e r s ,                        t a i n s i t s l e a d i n g p o s i t i o n as
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        day w a t c h i n g a j o l l y o l d m a n w h o w a s v e r y b a l d .                                                                                          the w o r l d .                                     .    s*]                                   • otrT „ ?            simply a 4         r                       :
      t o d w a s h t w o p e u n y w o r t h o f s o u p bones. A d d any                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                c h a i r m a n o f t h e F a r e h a m a n d D i s t r i c t Conser­                                                                              a
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                                                                                                  T h e coat was n o w useless.                                                                                                                                         I n a s h o r t t i m e I w a s a w a r e , as w a s e v e r y o n e                                                                                                  Readers o f W O R K a d d handsomely                               w
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      scraps. P u t these w i t h a c h o p p e d t u r n i p , Home                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      vative Association for the defeat of t h a t party                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       m e , a                                     o               f           n           o
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        else i n t h e c a r , t h a t h o w a s f u r n i s h i n g i n t e r e s t ,                                                                                     incomes i n their spare t i m e .                                                              *ome. o "»                                                                                                                                        capital aal
      c e l e r y stalks, t w o o r t h r e e cloves, a few pepper­                                   T h e d e f e n i i s n t d e c l a r e d t h a t t h e ajftith f o r t h e                                                                                                                                                                         at the General Election.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 c                   o u r s
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      corns, a n d salt i n t o a stewpan w i t h t h r e e quarts o f                            cuffs w a s n e v e r          supplied           to hirai but Judge
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        back o f h i m , w h o r e m a r k e d i n d i s t i n c t l y a u d i b l e         T h e game of quoits, said t o b e a v a r i a t i o n of                                      A l s o M o n t h l y , 6d.
      water. Cover, and simmer slowly f o r about six                                             L u m l e y S m i t h , K . C . , was satisfied t h a t h e h a d
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        tones : " M a m m a , t h a t m a n h a s e n o u g h r o o m o n                  the o l d G r e e k exercise o f d i s c u s - t h r o w i n g , h a s          CASSELL         e> CO UP A N Y, Ltd., Lomiot; "
      h o u r s . S t r a i n , leave t o c o o l , r e m o v e a l l f a t , t h e n             h a d i t , a n d h a d used i t I n t h e l i n i n g , j H e allowed
                                                                                                                                                                                                         t h e best f o r m o f Cocoa             ,                     t h e b a c k o f h i s h e a d f o r a n o t h e r face, h a s n ' t              received a great impetus, and m a n y clubs a r e
      a d d v e r m i c e l l i , a n d serve the s o u p v e r y h o t .                         p l a i n t i f f £ 2 for the damage thus *aused, and                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Boo ftXaUa em "
                                                                                                                                                                                                              tor e v e r y - d a y u s e .                             hst"                                                                               being f o r m e d i n the suburbs of L o n d o n .
                                                                                                  gave judgment accordingly, with costs.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       e       s           a           y
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