Scarberryisms

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Munimula PostHaste Can wax an elephant on it Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Shhh, everyone else will want one. That’s the ticket. “No Harm No Foul,” In Memory of Chick Hearn Bad Credit, Don’t Care . . .Don’t plan to pay us, We Care!!! Be Careful at Auctions (FOR SCOTT ONLY) Legislation is kind of like hot-dogs, you don’t really want to know how it’s made Well how bout this sandwich? The prospect of a hanging does wonders to concentrate the mind What’s sauce for the goose, is sauce for the gander If we had anti-gravity, would the anti-gravity work as well around Saturn as it does around Earth? It’s bad enough going to the barber once! You know my rule on statutory interpretation: Start reading at the beginning and stop reading at the end. You don’t have any milk, I am never coming to this blankity blank store again!!! That’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick I know you don’t have that domino or you would have broken you arm getting it out I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck Metaphor alert! Metaphor alert! Rosemary Woods would erase that You’re not a criminal lawyer? I thought all lawyers were criminals I have a funny thing, I like to read the Constitution The royal “we” should only be used by kings, editors and people with tapeworms




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