10 REASONS WHY JIMMY BELIEVES MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE: 1. video of MJ jumping out of the coroner’s van http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b8_1251194026 2. video of MJ moving on gurney in helicopter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InXv5PmfHJI&feature=related 3. no open casket 4. final rehearsal professionally recorded for future movie 5. most speakers at memorial service not sad 6. family not visibly upset, especially father 7. recently seen at a gas station in Spain by a man purchasing Coke 8. Jimmy informed during dream that MJ was alive (just as he dreamt that Jon & Kate would split) 9. MJ spotted at the Hilton in Dubai 10. instead of declaring bankruptcy, MJ used this get out of his financial woes