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									BAY AREA NEWS GROUP                                                                       March 16-22, 2013




             INDEX
      Daily talk shows now on Page 71
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Hi-def TV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 - 5
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Sports Highlights . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 - 8
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Saturday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9  9
Saturday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 01
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Saturday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 1 - 1 3
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Saturday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .1 3 - 1 4
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Saturday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 5
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Sunday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 6 1
Sunday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 7 1
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Sunday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 8 - 2 0
Sunday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . .2 0 - 2 12
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Sunday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 2
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Monday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 3
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Monday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 4
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Monday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 5 - 2 7
Monday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .2 7 - 2 82
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Monday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 9
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Tuesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 0
Tuesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 13
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Tuesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 2 - 3 4
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Tuesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .3 4 - 3 5
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Tuesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 6
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Wednesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 7
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Wednesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 8
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Wednesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . .3 9 - 4 1
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Wednesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 1 - 4 2
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Wednesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 3
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Thursday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 4
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Thursday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 5
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Thursday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 6 - 4 8
Thursday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 8 - 4 94
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Thursday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 0
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Friday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 1
Friday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 2

Friday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . . .5 5 - 5 6
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Friday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 3 - 5 5
                                                                    ‘Bates Motel’
Friday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 7
                                                      5       This prequel to the classic 1960 movie “Psycho”
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Movies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 8 - 6 9   Norman Bates (Freddie Highmore, with Vera
Network addresses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 0   7
Talk shows . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 1
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                                                              Farmiga). 10 p.m. Monday A&E
Q&A/Crossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 2     7
TVTIMES                                HIGH DEF                                    March 16-22, 2013                              2


Saturday
                                                     High-Def TV
                                                                                                      “Ron White’s Vegas Salute to


                                                     March 16-22
                                                                                                         the Troops 2013” 9 p.m.
“CSI: Crime Scene Investiga-                                                                             CMT
   tion” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. %                                                                           “Jessie” 9 p.m. DISN
“Cops” 8 p.m. ^, H                                                                                    “Yukon Men” 9 p.m. DSC
“American Ninja Warrior” 8                                                                            “Kourtney and Kim Take Mia-
   p.m. #, +                                                                                             mi” 9 p.m. E!
“Celebrity Wife Swap” 8 p.m.      Movie “Mother’s Day” 9 p.m.       “Nuestra Belleza Latina” 8        “30 for 30” 9 p.m. ESPN2
   _, *                               TMC                              p.m. .                         “Stossel” 9 p.m. FNC
“Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. `; 9      “The Venture Bros.” 9 p.m.        “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ?            “Worst Cooks in America” 9
   p.m. %                             TOON                          “Law & Order” 8 p.m. D               p.m. FOOD
“Sábado Gigante” 8 p.m. .         “Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m.         “Bones” 8 p.m. L                  Movie “The Twilight Saga:
“Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ?                TRAV                          “Private Practice” 8 p.m. Z          Eclipse” 9 p.m. FX
“Bones” 8 p.m. L                  “Love & Hip Hop” 9 p.m. VH1       “Monk” 8 p.m. ±                   Movie “Tom, Dick & Harriet” 9
“Leverage” 8 p.m. Z               “Tyler Perry’s Meet the           “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E            p.m. HALL
“House” 8 p.m. ±                      Browns” 9:30 p.m. 4           “The Walking Dead” 8 p.m.         “Girls” 9 p.m. HBO; 10 p.m.
Movie “Godzilla” 8 p.m. AMC       “Storage Wars New York” 9:30         AMC                               HBO
“Too Cute!” 8 p.m. ANIM               p.m. A&E                      “Finding Bigfoot: Further Evi-    “Hawaii Life” 9 p.m. HGTV
“Star Trek: The Next Genera-      “Gravity Falls” 9:30 p.m. DISN       dence” 8 p.m. ANIM             “Army Wives” 9 p.m. LIFE
   tion” 8 p.m. BBC               “College Basketball Live” 9:30    Movie “The Shining” 8 p.m.        “Lockup: Pendleton” 9 p.m.
Movie “Dreamgirls” 8 p.m.             p.m. ESPN2                       BBC                               MSNBC
   BET                            Movie “The Sisterhood of the      “Atlanta Child Murders” 8         “Shameless” 9 p.m. SHOW
“Escape Fire: The Fight to            Traveling Pants 2” 9:30          p.m. CNN                       “Bar Rescue” 9 p.m. SPIKE
   Rescue American Health-            p.m. FAM                      Movie “Grandma’s Boy” 8 p.m.      Movie “Leprechaun 2” 9 p.m.
   care” 8 p.m. CNN               “Auction Hunters” 9:30 p.m.          COM                               SYFY
“Jessie” 8 p.m. DISN                  SPIKE                         “Austin & Ally” 8 p.m. DISN       “Gypsy Sisters” 9 p.m. TLC
“Weed Country” 8 p.m. DSC         “Saturday Night Live” 10 p.m.     “Yukon Men” 8 p.m. DSC            “The Oblongs” 9 p.m. TOON
“College Basketball” 8 p.m.           #, +                          “Giuliana & Bill” 8 p.m. E!       “Extreme RVs” 9 p.m. TRAV
   ESPN                           “30 Rock” 10 p.m. $               “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN;       “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA
“The Journal Editorial Report”    “The Doors Live at the Bowl                                         “Mob Wives” 9 p.m. VH1
                                                                       9:30 p.m. ESPN
   8 p.m. FNC                         ’68” 10 p.m. )                                                  “Ridiculousness” 9:05 p.m.
                                  “It’s Always Sunny in Philadel-   “Huckabee” 8 p.m. FNC
“Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8                                                                          MTV
                                      phia” 10 p.m. 4               “Cupcake Wars” 8 p.m. FOOD        “Bob’s Burgers” 9:30 p.m. ^,
   p.m. FOOD                                                        “The Bible” 8 p.m. HIST
Movie “The Best Exotic            “Super Brain With Dr. Rudy                                             H
                                      Tanzi” 10 p.m. V              Movie “Green Lantern” 8 p.m.      “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.
   Marigold Hotel” 8 p.m. HBO                                          MAX
Movie “Tyler Perry’s Madea        “Psych” 10 p.m. ±                                                      A&E
                                  “Storage Wars New York” 10        “Lockup: Corcoran” 8 p.m.         “World Poker Tour: Season 11”
   Goes to Jail” 8 p.m. LIFE                                           MSNBC
“Dateline: Real Life Mysteries”       p.m. A&E                                                           9:30 p.m. CSNBA
                                  “Too Cute!” 10 p.m. ANIM          “2013 mtvU Woodie Awards”         “Jessie” 9:30 p.m. DISN
   8 p.m. TLC                                                          8 p.m. MTV
“Ghost Adventures” 8 p.m.         “My Big Redneck Vacation: Af-                                       “Veep” 9:30 p.m. HBO; 10:30
                                      ter Show” 10 p.m. CMT         “Wendell & Vinnie” 8 p.m.            p.m. HBO
   TRAV                                                                NICK
“Law & Order: Special Victims     “A.N.T. Farm” 10 p.m. DISN                                          “Hawaii Life” 9:30 p.m. HGTV
                                  “Weed Country” 10 p.m. DSC        “House of Lies” 8 p.m. SHOW       “Ridiculousness” 9:30 p.m.
   Unit” 8 p.m. USA; 9 p.m.                                         “Bar Rescue” 8 p.m. SPIKE
                                  “SportsCenter” 10 p.m. ESPN                                            MTV
   USA; 10 p.m. USA                                                 Movie “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do
                                  “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2                                         Movie “Budz House” 9:30 p.m.
“Cops” 8:30 p.m. ^, H                                                  Bad All By Myself” 8 p.m.         TMC
                                  “Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD
“Tyler Perry’s House of Payne”    Movie “Ghost Rider” 10 p.m.          TBS                            “omg! Insider” 10 p.m. $
   8:30 p.m. 4                        FX                            “Gypsy Sisters” 8 p.m. TLC        “Best Of...” 10 p.m. ), V
“Protect Your Memory With Dr.     Movie “Pastor Brown” 10 p.m.      Movie “The Dark Knight” 8         “Sal y Pimienta” 10 p.m. .
   Neal Barnard” 8:30 p.m.            LIFE                             p.m. TNT                       “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ?
   V                              Movie “Wrath of the Titans”       “Incredible Crew” 8 p.m. TOON     “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”
“FOX News Watch” 8:30 p.m.            10 p.m. MAX                   “Extreme RVs” 8 p.m. TRAV            10 p.m. ±
   FNC                            “See Dad Run” 10 p.m. NICK        “Upload With Shaquille            “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E
“Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”     “Dateline: Real Life Mysteries”                                     “Wild West Alaska” 10 p.m.
                                                                       O’Neal” 8 p.m. TRUTV
   8:30 p.m. FOOD                     10 p.m. TLC                                                        ANIM
                                                                    “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA
“Auction Hunters” 8:30 p.m.       “Savage Family Diggers”                                             “Real Husbands of Hollywood”
   SPIKE                                                            “Mob Wives” 8 p.m. VH1
                                      10:01 p.m. SPIKE              “Masterpiece Classic” 8:12           10 p.m. BET
“The Real Housewives of Bev-      “Boxing” 10:15 p.m. HBO                                             “Austin & Ally” 10 p.m. DISN
   erly Hills” 8:49 p.m. BRAVO                                         p.m. )
                                  “30 Rock” 10:30 p.m. $            “The Cleveland Show” 8:30         “Yukon Men” 10 p.m. DSC
“The Following” 9 p.m. ^, H       “It’s Always Sunny in Philadel-                                     “Playing With Fire” 10 p.m. E!
“Chicago Fire” 9 p.m. #, +                                             p.m. ^, H
                                      phia” 10:30 p.m. 4            “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.          “Restaurant: Impossible” 10
“20/20” 9 p.m. _, *               “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L                                              p.m. FOOD
“The Who Live in Texas ’75” 9                                          A&E
                                  “Live From Daryl’s House”         “Shake It Up!” 8:30 p.m. DISN     “Vikings” 10 p.m. HIST
   p.m. )                             10:30 p.m. Z                                                    “The Client List” 10 p.m. LIFE
“48 Hours” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m.                                        “See Dad Run” 8:30 p.m. NICK
                                  “Ron White’s Vegas Salute to      “Californication” 8:30 p.m.       Movie “Meet the Fockers” 10
   %                                  the Troops 2013” 10:30                                             p.m. MAX
“The Closer” 9 p.m. ?, L                                               SHOW
                                      p.m. CMT                      “Upload With Shaquille            “Ridiculousness” 10 p.m. MTV
“Law & Order” 9 p.m. Z            “Austin & Ally” 10:30 p.m.                                          “House of Lies” 10 p.m. SHOW
“House” 9 p.m. ±                                                       O’Neal” 8:30 p.m. TRUTV
                                      DISN                                                            “Bar Rescue” 10 p.m. SPIKE
“Star Trek: The Next Genera-                                        “Ridiculousness” 8:40 p.m.        “Welcome to Myrtle Manor”
                                  “NHRA Drag Racing” 10:30             MTV
   tion” 9 p.m. BBC                   p.m. ESPN2                                                         10 p.m. TLC
“My Big Redneck Vacation” 9                                         “Family Guy” 9 p.m. ^, H          “NCIS” 10 p.m. USA
                                  Movie “Drive Angry” 10:30
   p.m. CMT                           p.m. SHOW                     “All-Star Celebrity Apprentice”   “Mob Wives” 10 p.m. VH1
Movie “I Love You, Man” 9         “Savage Family Diggers”              9 p.m. #, +                    “Red Widow” 10:01 p.m. _,
   p.m. COM                           10:31 p.m. SPIKE              “Revenge” 9 p.m. _, *                *
“Weed Country” 9 p.m. DSC         “Sportswrap” 10:45 p.m. ^         “The Mentalist” 9 p.m. `; 10      “Talking Dead” 10:01 p.m.
“Justice With Judge Jeanine”      Movie “Journey to the Center         p.m. %                            AMC
   9 p.m. FNC                         of the Earth” 10:45 p.m.      “Masterpiece Classic” 9 p.m.      “Tosh.0” 10:02 p.m. COM
“Restaurant: Impossible” 9            TNT                              6                              “Inside Edition Weekend”
   p.m. FOOD                                                        “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ?            10:30 p.m. $
Movie “Tom, Dick & Harriet” 9     Sunday                            “The Closer” 9 p.m. L             “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L,
   p.m. HALL                                                        “Law & Order” 9 p.m. Z               Z
“Banshee” 9 p.m. MAX              “The Amazing Race” 7 p.m.         “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”    “Duck Dynasty” 10:30 p.m.
“Lockup: Holman” 9 p.m.              `; 8 p.m. %                       9 p.m. ±                          A&E
   MSNBC                          “The Simpsons” 8 p.m. ^, H        Pelicula “El Rey de las Tri-      “Second Generation Wayans”
Movie “The Darkest Hour” 9        “Once Upon a Time” 8 p.m.            adas” 9 p.m. ≤                    10:30 p.m. BET
   p.m. SHOW                         _, *                           “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E         Movie “Blue Collar Comedy
“Dateline: Real Life Mysteries”   “The Good Wife” 8 p.m. `; 9       “The Walking Dead” 9 p.m.            Tour: One for the Road”
   9 p.m. TLC                        p.m. %                            AMC                               10:30 p.m. CMT
TVTIMES                                 HIGH DEF                                   March 16-22, 2013                              3

“Jessie” 10:30 p.m. DISN          “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”     “Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling”     “Dancing With the Stars” 9
“Ridiculousness” 10:30 p.m.           8:30 p.m. FOOD                   10:18 p.m. TLC                    p.m. _, *
   MTV                            “MAD” 8:30 p.m. TOON              “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L,       “Niagara Falls” 9 p.m. )
“Californication” 10:30 p.m.      “South Park” 8:58 p.m. COM           Z                             “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m.
   SHOW                           “The Following” 9 p.m. ^, H       “South Park” 10:30 p.m. COM          .
Movie “Our Family Wedding”        “Market Warriors” 9 p.m. &,       “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30        “Beauty and the Beast” 9 p.m.
   10:30 p.m. TBS                     )                                p.m. DISN                         ?, L
“Workaholics” 10:33 p.m.          “Hawaii Five-0” 9 p.m. `; 10      “After Lately” 10:30 p.m. E!     “Time Team Special Edition” 9
   COM                                p.m. %                        “College Basketball Live”            p.m. V
“Sportswrap” 10:45 p.m. ^         “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m.           10:30 p.m. ESPN2              “House” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m.
                                      .                             “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”        $
Monday                            “Hart of Dixie” 9 p.m. ?, L          10:30 p.m. FOOD               “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ±
                                  “Half the Sky: Turning Oppres-    Movie “Crank: High Voltage”      “Made in Cartagena” 9 p.m.
“How I Met Your Mother” 7             sion Into Opportunity for        10:45 p.m. SPIKE                  ≤
   p.m. `; 8 p.m. %                   Women Worldwide” 9 p.m.                                        “Tanked: Unfiltered” 9 p.m.
“Bones” 8 p.m. ^, H                   V                             Tuesday                              ANIM
“The Biggest Loser” 8 p.m.        “Law & Order: Special Victims                                      “Kitchen Nightmares” 9 p.m.
   #, +                               Unit” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m.       “NCIS” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. %            BBC
“Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m.            $                             “Betty White’s Off Their Rock-   “The Millionaire Matchmaker”
   &, )                           “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ±            ers” 8 p.m. #, +                  9 p.m. BRAVO
“Dancing With the Stars” 8        “Made in Cartagena” 9 p.m.        “Splash” 8 p.m. _, *             Movie “The Karate Kid” 9 p.m.
   p.m. _, *                          ≤                             “Nature” 8 p.m. )                    CMT
“2 Broke Girls” 8 p.m. `; 9       “Finding Bigfoot” 9 p.m. ANIM     “NCIS: Los Angeles” 8 p.m.       “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m.
   p.m. %                         Movie “The Karate Kid Part II”       `; 9 p.m. %                       CNN
“Porque el Amor Manda” 8              9 p.m. CMT                    “Porque el Amor Manda” 8         “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM
   p.m. .                         “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m.           p.m. .                        “Austin & Ally” 9 p.m. DISN
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”        CNN                           “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”   “How We Invented the World”
   8 p.m. 4                       “Jessie” 9 p.m. DISN                 8 p.m. 4                          9 p.m. DSC
“NOVA” 8 p.m. 6                   “Fast N’ Loud” 9 p.m. DSC         “Nature” 8 p.m. 6                Movie “Stick It” 9 p.m. E!
“The Carrie Diaries” 8 p.m.       “Kourtney and Kim Take Mia-       “The iHeartRadio Album Re-       “Twisted” 9 p.m. FAM
   ?, L                               mi” 9 p.m. E!                    lease Party With Justin       “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC
“Friends” 8 p.m. D                Movie “You Again” 9 p.m. FAM         Timberlake” 8 p.m. ?, L       “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD
“Poirot” 8 p.m. V                 “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC              “Friends” 8 p.m. D               “The Ultimate Fighter” 9 p.m.
“Law & Order: Special Victims     “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9   “Secrets of the Manor House”         FX
   Unit” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $           p.m. FOOD                        8 p.m. V                      “Top Gear” 9 p.m. HIST
“Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ±         “NUMB3RS” 9 p.m. HALL             “House” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $       “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9
“Storage Wars” 8 p.m. A&E         Movie “American Winter” 9         “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ±            p.m. MSNBC
“Finding Bigfoot” 8 p.m. ANIM         p.m. HBO                      “Tanked: Unfiltered” 8 p.m.      “Snooki & JWOWW” 9 p.m.
“The Real Housewives of Bev-      “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9           ANIM                              MTV
   erly Hills” 8 p.m. BRAVO;          p.m. MSNBC                    “Kitchen Nightmares” 8 p.m.      “World’s Worst Tenants” 9
   10 p.m. BRAVO                  “Teen Mom 2” 9 p.m. MTV              BBC                               p.m. SPIKE
“Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC           “Californication” 9 p.m. SHOW     “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC          “Face Off” 9 p.m. SYFY
                                  “Being Human” 9 p.m. SYFY         “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m.   “19 Kids and Counting: Dug-
“Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m.
                                  “Dallas” 9 p.m. TNT                  CNN                               gars Do Asia” 9 p.m. TLC
   CNN
                                  “Bizarre Foods America” 9         “The Jeselnik Offensive” 8       “Castle” 9 p.m. TNT
“Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up” 8                                            p.m. COM
   p.m. DSC                           p.m. TRAV                                                      “Bizarre Foods America” 9
                                  “Black Ink Crew” 9 p.m. VH1       “Jessie” 8 p.m. DISN                 p.m. TRAV
“SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN2;                                        “Dual Survival: Untamed” 8
                                  “Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling”                                       “Law & Order: Special Victims
   9 p.m. ESPN2; 10 p.m.                                               p.m. DSC
                                      9:10 p.m. TLC                                                      Unit” 9 p.m. USA
   ESPN                                                             “Playing With Fire” 8 p.m. E!
                                  “South Park” 9:29 p.m. COM                                         “Wicked Single” 9 p.m. VH1
“The Secret Life of the Ameri-    “A.N.T. Farm” 9:30 p.m. DISN      “College Basketball” 8 p.m.      “Golden Boy” 9:01 p.m. `;
   can Teenager” 8 p.m. FAM       “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”        ESPN2                             10:01 p.m. %
“The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m.          9:30 p.m. FOOD                “Pretty Little Liars” 8 p.m.     “The Mindy Project” 9:30 p.m.
   FNC                            “House of Lies” 9:30 p.m.            FAM; 10 p.m. FAM                  ^, H
“Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8       SHOW                          “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m.     “The New Normal” 9:30 p.m.
   p.m. FOOD                      “Top Gear” 9:40 p.m. BBC             FNC                               #, +
Movie “Megamind” 8 p.m. FX;       “Sound Tracks: Music Without      “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD            “Real Husbands of Hollywood”
   10 p.m. FX                         Borders 2” 10 p.m. )          “Dance Moms” 8 p.m. LIFE             9:30 p.m. BET
“NUMB3RS” 8 p.m. HALL             “Amor Bravío” 10 p.m. .           “The Ed Show” 8 p.m. MSNBC       “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM
“Real Time With Bill Maher” 8     “It’s Always Sunny in Philadel-   “Teen Mom 2” 8 p.m. MTV          “Shake It Up!” 9:30 p.m. DISN
   p.m. HBO                           phia” 10 p.m. 4               “Wendell & Vinnie” 8 p.m.        “Girls” 9:30 p.m. HBO
“The Bible” 8 p.m. LIFE           “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D                 NICK                          “World’s Worst Tenants” 9:30
Movie “Road House” 8 p.m.         “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ±        “World’s Worst Tenants” 8            p.m. SPIKE
   MAX                            “Rosario Tijeras” 10 p.m. ≤          p.m. SPIKE                    “Upload With Shaquille
“The Ed Show” 8 p.m. MSNBC        “Bates Motel” 10 p.m. A&E;        “Face Off” 8 p.m. SYFY               O’Neal” 9:30 p.m. TRUTV
“Teen Mom 2” 8 p.m. MTV               10:55 p.m. A&E                “19 Kids and Counting: Dug-      “Smash” 10 p.m. #, +
“Wendell & Vinnie” 8 p.m.         “Good Luck Charlie” 10 p.m.          gars Do Asia” 8 p.m. TLC      “Frontline” 10 p.m. &, )
   NICK                               DISN                          “Castle” 8 p.m. TNT              “Amor Bravío” 10 p.m. .
“Homeland” 8 p.m. SHOW            “The Devils Ride” 10 p.m. DSC     “Jamaica Bared” 8 p.m. TRAV      “It’s Always Sunny in Philadel-
Movie “Transporter 3” 8 p.m.      “Burning Love” 10 p.m. E!         “Law & Order: Special Victims        phia” 10 p.m. 4
   SPIKE                          “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2          Unit” 8 p.m. USA              “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6
“Continuum” 8 p.m. SYFY           “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”     “Love & Hip Hop” 8 p.m. VH1      “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D
“Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling” 8        10 p.m. FOOD                  “Betty White’s Off Their Rock-   “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ±
   p.m. TLC                       “Preachers’ Daughters” 10            ers” 8:30 p.m. #, +           “Rosario Tijeras” 10 p.m. ≤
Movie “The Iron Lady” 8 p.m.          p.m. LIFE                     “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D            “Real Husbands of Hollywood”
   TMC                            Movie “Alien vs. Predator” 10     “Tosh.0” 8:30 p.m. COM               10 p.m. BET
“Castle” 8 p.m. TNT                   p.m. MAX                      “Gravity Falls” 8:30 p.m. DISN   “The Millionaire Matchmaker”
“Bizarre Foods With Andrew        “Teen Mom 2” 10 p.m. MTV          “SportsCenter” 8:30 p.m.             10 p.m. BRAVO
   Zimmern” 8 p.m. TRAV           “Shameless” 10 p.m. SHOW             ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN            “Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM
“WWE Monday Night RAW” 8          “Lost Girl” 10 p.m. SYFY          Movie “Rushmore” 8:30 p.m.       “A.N.T. Farm” 10 p.m. DISN
   p.m. USA                       Movie “My Left Foot” 10 p.m.         MAX                           “How We Invented the World”
“Love & Hip Hop” 8 p.m. VH1           TMC                           Movie “Our Idiot Brother” 8:30       10 p.m. DSC
“Top Gear” 8:20 p.m. BBC          “Monday Mornings” 10 p.m.            p.m. SHOW                     “College GameDay Score-
“Futurama” 8:28 p.m. COM              TNT                           Movie “Paranoid Park” 8:30           board” 10 p.m. ESPN2
“Mike & Molly” 8:30 p.m. `;       “Lizard Lick Towing” 10 p.m.         p.m. TMC                      “Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD
   9:30 p.m. %                        TRUTV                         “Inside March Madness” 8:30      “Justified” 10 p.m. FX
“Friends” 8:30 p.m. D             “Deception” 10:01 p.m. #,            p.m. TRUTV                    “REAL Sports With Bryant
“Chasing The Saturdays” 8:30          +                             “New Girl” 9 p.m. ^, H               Gumbel” 10 p.m. HBO
   p.m. E!                        “Castle” 10:01 p.m. _, *          “Go On” 9 p.m. #, +              “Vikings” 10 p.m. HIST
TVTIMES                             HIGH-DEF TV                                  March 16-22, 2013                             4

“Preachers’ Daughters” 10         Movie “The Fast and the Furi-   “Banshee” 9:35 p.m. MAX           “The Fight Game With Jim
   p.m. LIFE                         ous: Tokyo Drift” 8 p.m.     “Phineas and Ferb” 9:45 p.m.         Lampley” 8 p.m. HBO
Movie “Bridesmaids” 10 p.m.          SPIKE                            DISN                          “Swamp People” 8 p.m. HIST
   MAX                            “Haunted Collector” 8 p.m.      “Chicago Fire” 10 p.m. #, +       “Project Runway” 8 p.m. LIFE
“Snooki & JWOWW” 10 p.m.             SYFY                         “Secrets of the Dead” 10 p.m.     Movie “The Long Kiss Good-
   MTV                            “Hoarding: Buried Alive” 8          &                                night” 8 p.m. MAX
“House of Lies” 10 p.m. SHOW         p.m. TLC                     “Nashville” 10 p.m. _, *          “The Ed Show” 8 p.m. MSNBC
“World’s Worst Tenants” 10        Movie “Swinging With the        “Amor Bravío” 10 p.m. .           “Ridiculousness” 8 p.m. MTV
   p.m. SPIKE                        Finkels” 8 p.m. TMC          “It’s Always Sunny in Philadel-   “Why We Laugh: Funny
“Robot Combat League” 10          “Hot Dog Paradise 2” 8 p.m.         phia” 10 p.m. 4                  Women” 8 p.m. SHOW
   p.m. SYFY                         TRAV                         “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D              “iMPACT Wrestling” 8 p.m.
“Cougar Town” 10 p.m. TBS         “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA               “Rosario Tijeras” 10 p.m. ≤          SPIKE
“Little People, Big World: Con-   Movie “The Woman in Black”      “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E        “Warehouse 13” 8 p.m. SYFY
   quering Mount St. Helens”         8:25 p.m. SHOW               “Rip the Runway 2013” 10          “Say Yes to the Dress” 8 p.m.
   10 p.m. TLC                    “Whitney” 8:30 p.m. #, +            p.m. BET                         TLC
Movie “Canvas” 10 p.m. TMC        “The Neighbors” 8:30 p.m. _,    “It’s a Brad, Brad World” 10      Movie “Standing in the Shad-
“Castle” 10 p.m. TNT                 *                                p.m. BRAVO                       ows of Motown” 8 p.m.
“Law & Order: Special Victims     “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D           “My Big Redneck Vacation”            TMC
   Unit” 10 p.m. USA              “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m.            10 p.m. CMT                   “Mysteries at the Museum” 8
“Mob Wives” 10 p.m. VH1              A&E                          “Workaholics” 10 p.m. COM            p.m. TRAV
“Body of Proof” 10:01 p.m.        “Workaholics” 8:30 p.m. COM     “Jessie” 10 p.m. DISN             “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA
   _, *                           Movie “Sherlock Holmes: A       “Weed Country” 10 p.m. DSC        “1600 Penn” 8:30 p.m. #,
                                     Game of Shadows” 8:30        “The Soup” 10 p.m. E!                +
“The Office” 10:30 p.m. L,
                                     p.m. HBO                     “Restaurant Stakeout” 10          “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D
   Z                              “Cousins on Call” 8:30 p.m.         p.m. FOOD                     “Auction Kings” 8:30 p.m.
“Second Generation Wayans”           HGTV                         “The Americans” 10 p.m. FX
   10:30 p.m. BET                                                                                      DSC
                                  “Inside March Madness” 8:30     “Ridiculousness” 10 p.m. MTV      “Burning Love” 8:30 p.m. E!
“The Jeselnik Offensive” 10:30       p.m. TRUTV                   “Shameless” 10 p.m. SHOW
   p.m. COM                                                                                         “Anger Management” 8:30
                                  “Banshee” 8:45 p.m. MAX         “Robot Combat League” 10             p.m. FX
“Good Luck Charlie” 10:30         “Law & Order: Special Victims       p.m. SYFY
   p.m. DISN                                                                                        Movie “This Means War” 8:30
                                     Unit” 9 p.m. #, +            “My Strange Addiction” 10            p.m. HBO
“NBA Tonight” 10:30 p.m.          “NOVA” 9 p.m. &                     p.m. TLC
   ESPN2                                                                                            “Ridiculousness” 8:30 p.m.
                                  “Modern Family” 9 p.m. _,       “Southland” 10 p.m. TNT              MTV
“Californication” 10:30 p.m.         *                            “Lizard Lick Towing” 10 p.m.
   SHOW                                                                                             “See Dad Run” 8:30 p.m. NICK
                                  “CSI: Crime Scene Investiga-        TRUTV                         “Say Yes to the Dress” 8:30
“Urban Tarzan” 10:30 p.m.            tion” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m.      “Psych” 10 p.m. USA
   SPIKE                                                                                               p.m. TLC
                                     %                            “Banshee” 10:20 p.m. MAX          “The Real Housewives of At-
                                  “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m.      “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L,           lanta” 8:45 p.m. BRAVO
Wednesday                            .                                Z                             “Glee” 9 p.m. ^, H
                                  “Piaf: Her Story Her Songs” 9   “Duck Dynasty” 10:30 p.m.
“Survivor: Caramoan — Fans                                                                          “The Office” 9 p.m. #, +
                                     p.m. 6                           A&E
   vs. Favorites” 7 p.m. `; 8                                                                       “Grey’s Anatomy” 9 p.m. _,
                                  “Supernatural” 9 p.m. ?, L      “Tosh.0” 10:30 p.m. COM
   p.m. %                         “NUMB3RS” 9 p.m. Z; 10          “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30            *
“American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H          p.m. $                           p.m. DISN                     “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m.
“Whitney” 8 p.m. #, +             Movie “Exit Wounds” 9 p.m.      “Burning Love” 10:30 p.m. E!         .
“Nature” 8 p.m. &                    ±                            “College Basketball Live”         “Beauty and the Beast” 9 p.m.
“The Middle” 8 p.m. _, *          “Made in Cartagena” 9 p.m.          10:30 p.m. ESPN2                 ?, L
“Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. `; 9         ≤                            “My Strange Addiction” 10:30      “White Collar” 9 p.m. Z; 10
   p.m. %                         “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E           p.m. TLC                         p.m. $
“Porque el Amor Manda” 8          “North Woods Law: On the        “Admission: HBO First Look”       “Without a Trace” 9 p.m. ±
   p.m. .                            Hunt” 9 p.m. ANIM                10:45 p.m. HBO                “Made in Cartagena” 9 p.m.
“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”    “The Rachel Zoe Project” 9      Movie “Piranha” 10:51 p.m.           ≤
   8 p.m. 4                          p.m. BRAVO                       SPIKE                         “The First 48” 9 p.m. A&E
“Arrow” 8 p.m. ?, L               “My Big Redneck Vacation” 9                                       “Comic Book Men” 9 p.m.
                                                                                                       AMC; 10:30 p.m. AMC
“Friends” 8 p.m. D                   p.m. CMT                     Thursday                          “Planet Earth” 9 p.m. BBC
“NUMB3RS” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m.        “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m.
   $                                 CNN                          “American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H       “Real Husbands of Hollywood”
“WWE Main Event” 8 p.m. ±         “South Park” 9 p.m. COM         “Community” 8 p.m. #, +              9 p.m. BET
“Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E         “Weed Country” 9 p.m. DSC       “Wife Swap” 8 p.m. _, *           “Ron White’s Vegas Salute to
“River Monsters: Unhooked” 8      “Kourtney and Kim Take Mia-     “Porque el Amor Manda” 8             the Troops 2013” 9 p.m.
   p.m. ANIM                         mi” 9 p.m. E!                   p.m. .                            CMT
Movie “The Shining” 8 p.m.        Movie “A Walk to Remember”      “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”    “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m.
   BBC                               9 p.m. FAM                      8 p.m. 4                          CNN
Movie “Obsessed” 8 p.m. BET       “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC            “The Vampire Diaries” 8 p.m.      “Workaholics” 9 p.m. COM
“The Real Housewives of At-       “Restaurant: Impossible” 9         ?, L                           “Playing With Fire” 9 p.m. E!
   lanta” 8 p.m. BRAVO               p.m. FOOD                    “Friends” 8 p.m. D                “NASCAR Now” 9 p.m. ESPN2
“Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC           “The Bible” 9 p.m. HIST         “White Collar” 8 p.m. Z; 9        “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC
“Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m.    “Dance Moms” 9 p.m. LIFE           p.m. $                         “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD
                                  “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9      “Without a Trace” 8 p.m. ±        “Anger Management” 9 p.m.
   CNN
                                     p.m. MSNBC                   “The First 48” 8 p.m. A&E            FX
Movie “Camp Rock” 8 p.m.                                          “Battleground: Rhino Wars” 8      “Rehab Addict” 9 p.m. HGTV
   DISN                           “Snooki & JWOWW” 9 p.m.
                                     MTV                             p.m. ANIM                      “Swamp People” 9 p.m. HIST
“KKK: Beneath the Hood” 8                                         “Planet Earth” 8 p.m. BBC         “Project Runway” 9 p.m. LIFE
   p.m. DSC                       “Haunted Collector” 9 p.m.
                                     SYFY                         “Rip the Runway 2013” 8 p.m.      “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9
“Kourtney and Kim Take Mia-                                          BET                               p.m. MSNBC
                                  “Hoarding: Buried Alive” 9
   mi” 8 p.m. E!                                                  “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC           “Ridiculousness” 9 p.m. MTV
                                     p.m. TLC
“SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN2;      “Boston’s Finest” 9 p.m. TNT    “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m.    “Warehouse 13” 9 p.m. SYFY
   9 p.m. ESPN2; 10 p.m.          “Feed the Beast” 9 p.m. TRAV       CNN                            “Monday Mornings” 9 p.m.
   ESPN2; 10:30 p.m. ESPN         “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA               Movie “Camp Rock 2: The Fi-          TNT
“The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m.      “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m.           nal Jam” 8 p.m. DISN           “Mysteries at the Museum” 9
   FNC                               A&E                          “The Soup” 8 p.m. E!                 p.m. TRAV
“Restaurant: Impossible” 8        Movie “Serious Moonlight”       “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN;       “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA
   p.m. FOOD                         9:30 p.m. TMC                   9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN      “Freakshow” 9:30 p.m. AMC
Movie “Taken” 8 p.m. FX           “Feed the Beast” 9:30 p.m.      “NFL Live” 8 p.m. ESPN2           “Second Generation Wayans”
“Cousins on Call” 8 p.m. HGTV        TRAV                         “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m.         9:30 p.m. BET
“Dance Moms” 8 p.m. LIFE          “Upload With Shaquille             FNC                            “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM
“Banshee” 8 p.m. MAX                 O’Neal” 9:30 p.m. TRUTV      “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD
“The Ed Show” 8 p.m. MSNBC        “Suburgatory” 9:31 p.m. _,      “Anger Management” 8 p.m.
“World of Jenks” 8 p.m. MTV          *                               FX                               Continued on next page
TVTIMES                  HIGH-DEF TV                                                             March 16-22,

“SportsCenter” 9:30 p.m.          “omg! Insider” 7 p.m. $; 10       “Last Man Standing” 8 p.m.        “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9
    ESPN2                            p.m. ?                            _, *                               p.m. FOOD
“Anger Management” 9:30           “Jeopardy!” 7 p.m. _              “Porque el Amor Manda” 8          “REAL Sports With Bryant
    p.m. FX                       “Wheel of Fortune” 7 p.m. *;         p.m. .                             Gumbel” 9 p.m. HBO
“Rehab Addict” 9:30 p.m.             7:30 p.m. _                    “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”    “Flea Market Flip” 9 p.m.
    HGTV                          “Extra” 7 p.m. +; 7:30 p.m.          8 p.m. 4                           HGTV
“Ridiculousness” 9:30 p.m.           #                              “Inside E Street” 8 p.m. 6        “Lockup Wabash” 9 p.m.
    MTV                           “Corona de Lágrimas” 7 p.m.       “The iHeartRadio Album Re-            MSNBC
Movie “Sexy Baby” 9:30 p.m.          .                                 lease Party With Justin        “Say Yes to the Dress: At-
    SHOW                          “Are We There Yet?” 7 p.m.           Timberlake” 8 p.m. ?, L            lanta” 9 p.m. TLC
“Inside March Madness” 9:30          4                              “Friends” 8 p.m. D                “Dallas” 9 p.m. TNT
    p.m. TRUTV                    “Family Feud” 7 p.m. ?; 10        “Hetty Wainthropp Investi-        “Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m.
“1600 Penn” 9:31 p.m. #,             p.m. %                            gates” 8 p.m. V                    TRAV
    +                             “Bay Area News at 7” 7 p.m.       “Monk” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $         “Law & Order: Special Victims
“The Real Housewives of At-          D                              “Cold Case” 8 p.m. ±                  Unit” 9 p.m. USA
    lanta” 9:45 p.m. BRAVO        “Two and a Half Men” 7 p.m.       “Tanked” 8 p.m. ANIM              Movie “The Hangover Part II”
“Toy Story Toons” 9:50 p.m.          H                              “Star Trek: The Next Genera-          9:15 p.m. MAX
    DISN                          “New Tricks” 7 p.m. V                tion” 8 p.m. BBC               “Tosh.0” 9:29 p.m. COM
“Amor Bravío” 10 p.m. .           “The Big Bang Theory” 7 p.m.      “The Game” 8 p.m. BET             “On Story” 9:30 p.m. 6
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadel-      Z; 7:30 p.m. ^; 9 p.m.         “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC           “The Game” 9:30 p.m. BET
    phia” 10 p.m. 4                  D                              “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m.    “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
“PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6          “Cold Case” 7 p.m. ±                 CNN                                9:30 p.m. FOOD
“Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D              “Fútbol” 7 p.m. ≤                 Movie “Up” 8 p.m. DISN            “Flea Market Flip” 9:30 p.m.
“Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ±        “Tanked: Unfiltered” 7 p.m.       “Yukon Men: Revealed” 8 p.m.          HGTV
“Rosario Tijeras” 10 p.m. ≤          ANIM; 9 p.m. ANIM                 DSC                            “Inside March Madness” 9:30
“After the First 48” 10 p.m.      “Star Trek: The Next Genera-      “Playing With Fire” 8 p.m. E!         p.m. TRUTV
    A&E                              tion” 7 p.m. BBC               “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m.      “Tosh.0” 9:59 p.m. COM
“Immortalized” 10 p.m. AMC        “The Real Housewives of At-          FNC                            “Rock Center With Brian
“Battleground: Rhino Wars” 10        lanta” 7 p.m. BRAVO            “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8       Williams” 10 p.m. #, +
    p.m. ANIM                     “Anderson Cooper 360” 7 p.m.         p.m. FOOD                      “Amor Bravío” 10 p.m. .
“Planet Earth” 10 p.m. BBC           CNN; 10 p.m. CNN               Movie “Flicka” 8 p.m. HALL        “It’s Always Sunny in Philadel-
“The Ben Show with Ben Hoff-      “Giants Classic Games - Cham-     “You Live in What?” 8 p.m.            phia” 10 p.m. 4
    man” 10 p.m. COM                 pionship Edition” 7 p.m.          HGTV                           “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D
“Austin & Ally” 10 p.m. DISN         CSNBA                          “Lockup Wabash” 8 p.m.            “The Adventures of Sherlock
“After Lately” 10 p.m. E!         “Dog With a Blog” 7 p.m.             MSNBC                              Holmes” 10 p.m. V
“College GameDay Score-              DISN                           Movie “War Horse” 8 p.m.          “Cold Case” 10 p.m. ±
    board” 10 p.m. ESPN2          “Yukon Men” 7 p.m. DSC               SHOW                           “The Walking Dead” 10 p.m.
“Chef Wanted With Anne Bur-       “Soccer” 7 p.m. ESPN              Movie “Scarface” 8 p.m.               AMC
    rell” 10 p.m. FOOD            “Boxing” 7 p.m. ESPN2                SPIKE                          “Tanked” 10 p.m. ANIM
“Archer” 10 p.m. FX               “On the Record With Greta         “WWE Friday Night Smack-          “Star Trek: The Next Genera-
“Big Rig Bounty Hunters” 10          Van Susteren” 7 p.m. FNC;         Down!” 8 p.m. SYFY                 tion” 10 p.m. BBC
    p.m. HIST                                                       “Four Weddings” 8 p.m. TLC        “The Game” 10 p.m. BET
                                     10 p.m. FNC
Movie “Contraband” 10 p.m.                                          Movie “The Twilight Saga:         “Dog With a Blog” 10 p.m.
                                  “Restaurant: Impossible” 7
    MAX                                                                Breaking Dawn Part 1” 8            DISN
                                     p.m. FOOD                         p.m. TMC
“Ridiculousness” 10 p.m. MTV      Movie “Megamind” 7 p.m. FX;                                         “Bering Sea Gold” 10 p.m.
“Bellator MMA Live” 10 p.m.                                         “The Dead Files” 8 p.m. TRAV
                                     9 p.m. FX                                                            DSC
    SPIKE                                                           “Law & Order: Special Victims
                                  “Hoarders” 7 p.m. LIFE; 8 p.m.       Unit” 8 p.m. USA               “Fashion Police” 10 p.m. E!
“Warehouse 13” 10 p.m. SYFY                                                                           “College GameDay Score-
                                     LIFE; 9 p.m. LIFE; 10 p.m.     “Tosh.0” 8:28 p.m. COM
“What Not to Wear” 10 p.m.                                                                                board” 10 p.m. ESPN2
                                     LIFE                           “Check, Please! Bay Area”
    TLC                                                                                               “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
Movie “I Will Follow” 10 p.m.     “MSNBC Special” 7 p.m.               8:30 p.m. )
                                     MSNBC                          “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D                 10 p.m. FOOD
    TMC
                                  “Teen Mom 2” 7 p.m. MTV           “The Game” 8:30 p.m. BET          “Real Time With Bill Maher”
“Law & Order” 10 p.m. TNT
                                  “Say Yes to the Dress: At-        “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”         10 p.m. HBO
“NCIS” 10 p.m. USA
“Wicked Single” 10 p.m. VH1          lanta” 7 p.m. TLC                 8:30 p.m. FOOD                 “Lockup Wabash” 10 p.m.
“Law & Order: Special Victims     “The Dead Files” 7 p.m. TRAV;     “Malibu Country” 8:31 p.m.            MSNBC
    Unit” 10:01 p.m. #, +            10 p.m. TRAV                      _, *                           “Something Borrowed, Some-
“Scandal” 10:02 p.m. _, *         “Law & Order: Special Victims     “Road to Rios-Alvarado II”            thing New” 10 p.m. TLC
“Girls” 10:15 p.m. HBO               Unit” 7 p.m. USA                  8:45 p.m. HBO                  Movie “50/50” 10 p.m. TMC
“Judge Judy” 10:30 p.m. %         “Big Evening Buzz” 7 p.m. VH1     “Workaholics” 8:58 p.m. COM       “Bones” 10 p.m. TNT
“The Office” 10:30 p.m. L,        Movie “A Thousand Words”          “Touch” 9 p.m. ^, H               “Law & Order: Special Victims
    Z                                7:05 p.m. HBO                  “Grimm” 9 p.m. #, +                   Unit” 10 p.m. USA
“Ron White’s Comedy Salute        Movie “Safe House” 7:15 p.m.      “Nature” 9 p.m. &                 “Best Week Ever” 10 p.m.
    to the Troops 2012” 10:30        MAX                            “Shark Tank” 9 p.m. _, *              VH1
    p.m. CMT                      “The Daily Show With Jon          “Tina Fey: The Mark Twain         “20/20” 10:01 p.m. _, *
“Nathan for You” 10:30 p.m.          Stewart” 7:27 p.m. COM            Prize” 9 p.m. )                “Judge Judy” 10:30 p.m. %
    COM                           “Entertainment Tonight” 7:30      “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m.        “Need to Know” 10:30 p.m.
“Good Luck Charlie” 10:30            p.m. $                            .                                  &
    p.m. DISN                     “This Week in Northern Califor-   “Cult” 9 p.m. ?, L                “Imagemakers” 10:30 p.m. )
“After Lately” 10:30 p.m. E!         nia” 7:30 p.m. )               “Masterpiece Mystery!” 9 p.m.     “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L,
“Legit” 10:30 p.m. FX             “Inside Edition” 7:30 p.m. *         V                                  Z
“Preachers’ Daughters” 10:30      “Are We There Yet?” 7:30          “Monk” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $        “The Game” 10:30 p.m. BET
    p.m. LIFE                        p.m. 4                         “Cold Case” 9 p.m. ±              Movie “Harold & Kumar Es-
“Failosophy” 10:30 p.m. MTV       “Family Feud” 7:30 p.m. ?         Pelicula “Domino” 9 p.m. ≤            cape From Guantanamo
“Upload With Shaquille            “TMZ” 7:30 p.m. D                 “Star Trek: The Next Genera-          Bay” 10:30 p.m. COM
    O’Neal” 10:30 p.m. TRUTV      “Two and a Half Men” 7:30            tion” 9 p.m. BBC               “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30
“The Real Housewives of At-          p.m. H                         “The Game” 9 p.m. BET                 p.m. DISN
    lanta” 10:45 p.m. BRAVO       Movie “Underworld” 7:30 p.m.      Movie “Blue Collar Comedy         “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”
“Game of Thrones: A Gathering        AMC                               Tour: One for the Road” 9          10:30 p.m. FOOD
    Storm” 10:45 p.m. HBO         “Dog With a Blog” 7:30 p.m.          p.m. CMT                       Movie “The Darkest Hour”
                                     DISN                           “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m.            10:30 p.m. SHOW
Friday                            “Say Yes to the Dress: At-           CNN                            “Seinfeld” 10:30 p.m. TBS
                                     lanta” 7:30 p.m. TLC           “Yukon Men” 9 p.m. DSC            “Something Borrowed, Some-
“The Big Bang Theory” 7 p.m.      “Saturday Night Live” 7:30        “Fashion Police” 9 p.m. E!            thing New” 10:30 p.m. TLC
   ^; 7:30 p.m. Z; 9:30              p.m. VH1                       “SportsCenter” 9 p.m. ESPN;       “Upload With Shaquille
   p.m. D                         “Tosh.0” 7:57 p.m. COM               10 p.m. ESPN                       O’Neal” 10:30 p.m. TRUTV
“Access Hollywood” 7 p.m.         “Fashion Star” 8 p.m. #, +        “NFL Live” 9 p.m. ESPN2           “The Jenny McCarthy Show”
   #; 7:30 p.m. +                 “NOVA” 8 p.m. &                   “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC                  10:30 p.m. VH1
TVTIMES                               TALK SHOWS                                       March 16-22, 2013                                 6


                                                     Bay Area Sports
                                                                                                           11 p.m.
Saturday                                                                                                   NBCSP Formula One Racing

                                                              March 16-23
                                                                                                           Australian Grand Prix. From
6 a.m.                                                                                                     Melbourne, Australia. (HD)
GOLF European PGA Tour Golf                                                                                (Live)
Avantha Masters, Third Round.
                                                                                                           Midnight
From New Delhi, India. (Same-       MLB                                NHL
                                      San Francisco: Colorado             San Jose: Los Angeles
day Tape) (HD)                                                                                             ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nation-
SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint                                                                                 wide Series: Jeff Foxworthy’s
Cup: Bristol, Practice. From                                                                               Grit Chips 300. From Bristol
                                    Rockies. 3 p.m. Sunday +           Kings. 7:30 p.m. Saturday
                                                                                                           Motor Speedway in Bristol,
Bristol Motor Speedway, Bristol,    MLB (Live); Oakland Athletics.     CSNC (HD) (Live); Anaheim
Tenn. (HD) (Live)                                                                                          Tenn. (HD)
                                    1 p.m. March 23 CSNBA (Live)       Ducks. 7 p.m. Monday CSNC           GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-
7:30 a.m.                                                              (Live) (HD); Edmonton Oilers.       ons: Toshiba Classic, Second
SPEED American Le Mans Se-          NBA                                6:30 p.m. Wednesday CSNC            Round. Players expected to
                                       Golden State: Houston
ries Racing 12 Hours of Se-                                            (Live); Minnesota Wild. 11 a.m.     compete include Fred Couples,
bring. From Sebring Internation-                                                                           Tom Watson, Bernhard Langer,
al Raceway, Fla. (HD) (Live)        Rockets. 4 p.m. Sunday CSNBA       March 23 CSNC (Live)
                                                                                                           Tom Lehman and Rocco Medi-
8:30 a.m.                           (Live); New Orleans Hornets.                                           ate. From Newport Beach,
                                                                       MSL
                                                                          San Jose: Columbus Crew.
% ` College Basketball Con-         5 p.m. Monday CSNBA (Live);                                            Calif. (HD)
ference USA Tournament, Final:      San Antonio Spurs. 5:30 p.m.                                           1:30 a.m.
Teams TBA. From Tulsa, Okla.        Wednesday CSNBA (Live);            2:30 p.m. Saturday CSNC (HD)        L The Tim McCarver Show
(HD) (Live) (CC)                    Washington Wizards.                (Live); Seattle Sounders FC.        Former MLB pitcher, Cy Young
ESPN2 College Basketball            7:30 p.m. March 23 CSNBA           7:30 p.m. March 23 CSNC             Award winner and World Series
America East Tournament, Final                                                                             Champion, John Smoltz. (CC)
— Albany (N.Y.) at Vermont.         (Live)                             (Live) (HD)
(HD) (Live)                                                                                                3:30 a.m.
                                                                                                           F Coach Woodard Show
9 a.m.
SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint          in Kansas City, Kan. (HD) (Live)   East Tournament, Final: Teams
Cup: Bristol, Final Practice.
From Bristol Motor Speedway,
                                    1 p.m.                             TBA. From Madison Square Gar-
                                                                       den in New York. (HD) (Live)
                                                                                                           Sunday
                                    % ` College Basketball Big                                             6 a.m.
Bristol, Tenn. (HD) (Live)          Ten Tournament, Second Semi-       ESPN2 College Basketball
                                                                       Southland Tournament, Final:        GOLF European PGA Tour Golf
9:30 a.m.                           final: Teams TBA. From Chica-
                                                                       Teams TBA. From Katy, Texas.        Avantha Masters, Final Round.
# + MLS Soccer D.C. United          go. (HD) (Live) (CC)                                                   (Same-day Tape) (HD)
at New York Red Bulls. From         GOLF LPGA Tour Golf RR Don-        (HD) (Live)
Red Bull Arena in Harrison, N.J.    nelley Founders Cup, Third         6 p.m.                              9 a.m.
(HD) (Live) (CC)                    Round. (HD) (Live)                 CSNC Heartland Poker Tour           % ` Road to the Final Four
                                                                       The final six contestants com-      (HD) (CC)
10 a.m.                             1:30 p.m.
_ * College Basketball SEC          ESPN2 College Basketball           pete in the Main Event with         9:30 a.m.
Tournament, First Semifinal:        SWAC Tournament, Final:            analysis of each hand that is       ^ H NASCAR Racing Sprint
Teams TBA. From Nashville,          Teams TBA. From Garland,           played. (CC)                        Cup: Food City 500. From Bris-
                                    Texas. (HD) (Live)                                                     tol Motor Speedway in Bristol,
Tenn. (HD) (Live)                                                      6:30 p.m.                           Tenn. (HD) (Live) (CC)
CSNC NHL Hockey Washington          2:30 p.m.                          GOLF PGA Tour Golf Tampa Bay
Capitals at Boston Bruins.                                                                                 # + NHL Hockey Boston
                                    ESPN College Basketball Big        Championship, Third Round.          Bruins at Pittsburgh Penguins.
From TD Garden in Boston.           12 Tournament, Final: Teams        (HD)
(HD) (Live)                                                                                                From CONSOL Energy Center in
                                    TBA. From Kansas City, Mo.         7:30 p.m.                           Pittsburgh. (HD) (Live) (CC)
ESPN College Basketball ACC         (HD) (Live)
Tournament, First Semifinal:                                           CSNC NHL Hockey San Jose            SPEED National Arenacross
Teams TBA. From Greensboro,         3 p.m.                             Sharks at Los Angeles Kings.        Series Racing Denver. From the
N.C. (HD) (Live)                    % ` College Basketball             7:30 p.m. Saturday CSNC (HD)        Denver Coliseum in Colorado.
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Tampa Bay        Mountain West Tournament, Fi-      (Live)                              (Same-day Tape) (HD)
Championship, Third Round.          nal: Teams TBA. From Las Ve-       ESPN2 College Basketball Big        10 a.m.
(HD) (Live)                         gas. (HD) (Live) (CC)              West Tournament, Final: Teams       % ` College Basketball At-
SPEED American Le Mans Se-          3:30 p.m.                          TBA. From Anaheim, Calif. (HD)      lantic 10 Tournament, Final:
ries Racing 12 Hours of Se-         ESPN2 College Basketball           (Live)                              Teams TBA. From Brooklyn,
bring. From Sebring Internation-    MAC Tournament, Final: Teams       NBCSP Formula One Racing            N.Y. (Live) (CC)
al Raceway, Fla. (HD) (Live)        TBA. From Cleveland. (HD)          Australian Grand Prix, Second       _ * College Basketball SEC
10:30 a.m.                          (Live)                             Practice. From Melbourne, Aus-      Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.
% ` (:40) College Basket-                                              tralia. (HD)                        From Nashville, Tenn. (Live)
                                    4 p.m.                             SPEED American Le Mans Se-          . República Deportiva (HD)
ball Big Ten Tournament, First      . Fútbol Mexicano Primera
Semifinal: Teams TBA. From                                             ries Racing 12 Hours of Se-         ESPN College Basketball ACC
                                    División Club América vs San       bring. From Sebring Internation-    Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.
Chicago. (HD) (Live) (CC)           Luis FC. Desde el Estadio
NBCSP Formula One Racing                                               al Raceway, Fla. (Same-day          From Greensboro, N.C. (HD)
                                    Azteca en la Ciudad de México,     Tape) (HD)                          (Live)
Australia Grand Prix, Qualifying.   México. (En Vivo)
From Melbourne, Australia.                                             8 p.m.                              ESPN2 MLS Soccer Houston
11 a.m.                             4:30 p.m.                          ESPN College Basketball Pac-        Dynamo at FC Dallas. From FC
                                    + Inside the Clubhouse             12 Tournament, Final: Teams         Dallas Stadium in Dallas. (HD)
ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nation-         GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-                                             (Live)
wide Series: Jeff Foxworthy’s                                          TBA. From Las Vegas. (HD)
                                    ons: Toshiba Classic, Second       (Live)                              GOLF PGA Tour Golf Tampa Bay
Grit Chips 300. From Bristol        Round. (Same-day Tape) (HD)                                            Championship, Final Round.
Motor Speedway in Bristol,          SPEED AMA Supercross Rac-          9 p.m.                              Players expected to compete in-
Tenn. (HD) (Live)                   ing Indianapolis. From Lucas       NBCSP Formula One Racing            clude Matt Kuchar, Sergio Gar-
Noon                                Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, In-   Australia Grand Prix, Qualifying.   cia, Louis Oosthuizen, Luke
# + PGA Tour Golf Tampa             diana. (HD) (Live)                 From Melbourne, Australia.          Donald and Adam Scott. From
Bay Championship, Third                                                10 p.m.                             Palm Harbor, Fla. (HD) (Live)
Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla.
                                    5 p.m.                                                                 NBCSP Formula One Racing
                                    : Horse Racing                     HBO (:15) Boxing Timothy
(HD) (Live) (CC)                                                       Bradley, Jr. vs. Ruslan Provod-     Australian Grand Prix. From
                                    FX UFC 158: St-Pierre vs. Diaz
_ * College Basketball SEC                                             nikov, Welterweights. Timothy       Melbourne, Australia. (HD)
                                    - Prelims Patrick Cote vs. Bob-
Tournament, Second Semifinal:                                          Bradley, Jr. takes on Ruslan        10:30 a.m.
Teams TBA. From Nashville,          by Voelker; Darren Elkins vs.
                                    Antonio Carvalho. From Montre-     Provodnikov in a welterweight       HBO Boxing Timothy Bradley,
Tenn. (HD) (Live)                                                      title bout from Carson, Calif.      Jr. vs. Ruslan Provodnikov, Wel-
ESPN College Basketball ACC         al. (HD) (Live)
                                    NBCSP MLS Soccer Portland          (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)           terweights. Timothy Bradley, Jr.
Tournament, Second Semifinal:                                                                              takes on Ruslan Provodnikov in
Teams TBA. From Greensboro,         Timbers at Seattle Sounders        10:30 p.m.
                                    FC. From CenturyLink Field in                                          a welterweight title bout from
N.C. (HD) (Live)                                                       ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing              Carson, Calif. (HD) (CC)
NBCSP MLS Soccer Chicago            Seattle. (HD) (Live)               Gatornationals, Qualifying.
Fire at Sporting Kansas City.       5:30 p.m.                          From Gainesville, Fla. (Same-
From Livestrong Sporting Park       ESPN College Basketball Big        day Tape) (HD) (CC)                    Continued on next page
TVTIMES                            SPORTS HIGHLIGHTS                                   March 16-22, 2013                                  7

11 a.m.                             Gatornationals. From               2 p.m.                             10 a.m.
. Fútbol Mexicano Primera           Gainesville, Fla. (Same-day        CSNBA MLS Soccer Portland          ESPN MLB Preseason Baseball
División Pumas de la U.N.A.M.       Tape) (HD) (CC)                    Timbers at Seattle Sounders        New York Yankees at Philadel-
vs Club León. Desde el Estadio      NBCSP NHL Hockey Buffalo           FC. From CenturyLink Field in      phia Phillies. From Bright
Olímpico Universitario en la Ciu-   Sabres at Washington Capitals.     Seattle. (Taped)                   House Field in Clearwater, Fla.
dad de México, México. (HD)         From Verizon Center in Wash-                                          (HD) (Live) (CC)
(En Vivo)                           ington, D.C. (HD) (Live)           3 p.m.
                                                                       CSNC Heartland Poker Tour          1 p.m.
Noon                                4:30 p.m.                          The final six contestants com-     CSNC NHL Hockey San Jose
# + PGA Tour Golf Tampa             GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-         pete in the Main Event with        Sharks at Anaheim Ducks.
Bay Championship, Final             ons: Toshiba Classic, Final        analysis of each hand that is      From the Honda Center in Ana-
Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla.       Round. (Same-day Tape) (HD)        played. (CC)                       heim, Calif. (HD)
(HD) (Live) (CC)                    5 p.m.
_ * NBA Countdown (HD)                                                 4 p.m.                             3 p.m.
                                    : Horse Racing                     CSNC Boxing World Series:          CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden
(Live)
CSNC MLS Soccer San Jose            6 p.m.                             USA vs. Kazakhstan.                State Warriors at New Orleans
Earthquakes at Columbus             SPEED AMA Pro Racing Day-          4:30 p.m.                          Hornets. From the New Orleans
Crew. From Crew Stadium in          tona. Daytona Sportbike and        NBCSP NHL Hockey Philadel-         Arena in New Orleans. (HD)
Columbus, Ohio. (HD)                Superbike racing from Daytona      phia Flyers at Tampa Bay Light-    4 p.m.
ESPN2 ATP Tennis BNP Paribas        International Speedway in Flori-   ning. Tampa Bay Times Forum        ESPN2 College Basketball NIT
Open: Men’s and Women’s Fi-         da. (Same-day Tape) (HD)           in Tampa, Fla. (HD) (Live)         Tournament, First Round:
nals. From Indian Wells, Calif.     6:30 p.m.                                                             Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
(HD) (Live) (CC)
                                                                       5 p.m.
                                    + America’s Cup Discovered         : Horse Racing                     4:30 p.m.
12:30 p.m.                          GOLF PGA Tour Golf Tampa Bay       CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden        ESPN College Basketball NIT
% ` College Basketball Big          Championship, Final Round. .       State Warriors at New Orleans      Tournament, First Round:
Ten Tournament, Final: Teams        (HD)                               Hornets. From the New Orleans      Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
TBA. From Chicago. (HD) (Live)                                         Arena in New Orleans. (HD)
(CC)                                7:30 p.m.                          (Live)
                                                                                                          NBCSP NHL Hockey Washing-
                                    NBCSP Formula One Racing                                              ton Capitals at Pittsburgh Pen-
_ * NBA Basketball New                                                 ESPN NBA Basketball Miami          guins. From CONSOL Energy
York Knicks at Los Angeles          Australian Grand Prix. From
                                    Melbourne, Australia. (HD)         Heat at Boston Celtics. From       Center in Pittsburgh. (HD) (Live)
Clippers. From Staples Center                                          TD Garden in Boston. (HD)          (CC)
in Los Angeles. (HD) (Live) (CC)    10:30 p.m.                         (Live)
1 p.m.                              ^ (:45) Sportswrap Host Joe                                           6 p.m.
                                    Fonzi. (HD) (CC)                   7 p.m.                             ESPN2 College Basketball NIT
. República Deportiva (HD)                                             CSNC NHL Hockey San Jose           Tournament, First Round:
GOLF LPGA Tour Golf RR Don-         11 p.m.                            Sharks at Anaheim Ducks.           Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
nelley Founders Cup, Final          R DeporTV América                  From the Honda Center in Ana-
Round. (HD) (Live)
                                    11:30 p.m.                         heim, Calif. (HD) (Live)           6:30 p.m.
NBCSP Boxing Vyacheslav                                                                                   ESPN College Basketball NIT
Glazkov vs. Malik Scott. Vyach-     % Game Day Weekend sports          7:30 p.m.                          Tournament, First Round:
eslav Glazkov vs. Malik Scott.      wrap-up. (HD)                      ESPN NBA Basketball New            Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
From New York. (HD)                 * (:35) Sports Extra               York Knicks at Utah Jazz. From
                                    Midnight                           EnergySolutions Arena in Salt      8 p.m.
2 p.m.                                                                 Lake City. (HD) (Live)             ESPN2 College Basketball NIT
D EA Sports Game Time               GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-                                            Tournament, First Round:
America’s top pro athletes in-      ons: Toshiba Classic, Final        9 p.m.                             Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
teract with young fans and up-      Round. Players expected to         NBCSP Formula One Racing
coming athletes.                    compete include Fred Couples,      Australian Grand Prix. From
CSNC College Baseball LSU at        Tom Watson, Bernhard Langer,
                                    Tom Lehman and Rocco Medi-
                                                                       Melbourne, Australia. (HD)         Wednesday
Mississippi State. (Taped)                                             11 p.m.
                                    ate. From Newport Beach,                                              10 a.m.
2:30 p.m.                                                              R Deporte Caliente                 ESPN Winter X Games Tignes:
                                    Calif. (HD)
? Inside the Clubhouse                                                 11:30 p.m.                         Women’s, Ski Slopestyle, Final.
3 p.m.                              12:30 a.m.                         HBO Boxing Timothy Bradley,        From Tignes, France. (HD)
                                    CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden        Jr. vs. Ruslan Provodnikov, Wel-   (Live) (CC)
% ` NCAA Basketball
                                    State Warriors at Houston          terweights. Timothy Bradley, Jr.   ESPN2 MLB Preseason Base-
Championship Selection Show
(HD) (Live) (CC)                    Rockets. From the Toyota Cen-      takes on Ruslan Provodnikov in     ball Boston Red Sox at New
* The Tim McCarver Show             ter in Houston. (HD)               a welterweight title bout from     York Yankees. From George M.
Former MLB pitcher, Cy Young        ESPN NBA Basketball New            Carson, Calif. (HD) (CC)           Steinbrenner Field in Tampa,
Award winner and World Series       York Knicks at Los Angeles                                            Fla. (HD) (Live) (CC)
Champion, John Smoltz. (CC)         Clippers. From Staples Center      Midnight
+ ? MLB Preseason Base-             in Los Angeles. (Same-day          ESPN NBA Basketball New            2 p.m.
                                    Tape) (HD) (CC)                    York Knicks at Utah Jazz. From     CSNC MLS Soccer San Jose
ball Colorado Rockies at San                                           EnergySolutions Arena in Salt      Earthquakes at Columbus
Francisco Giants. From Scotts-                                         Lake City. (HD)                    Crew. From Crew Stadium in
dale Stadium in Scottsdale,
Ariz. (Live)                        Monday                             12:30 a.m.                         Columbus, Ohio. (HD)
                                    8 a.m.                             CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden        GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
SPEED Motorcycle Racing
AMA Grand National: Daytona.        GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-         State Warriors at New Orleans      Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am.
Flat track racing from Daytona      ons: Toshiba Classic, Final        Hornets. From the New Orleans      From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in
International Speedway in Flori-    Round. Players expected to         Arena in New Orleans. (HD)         Orlando, Fla. (Same-day Tape)
da. (Same-day Tape) (HD)            compete include Fred Couples,                                         (HD)
                                                                       1 a.m.
3:30 p.m.                           Tom Watson, Bernhard Langer,       CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)         4 p.m.
* One for the Road Follow           Tom Lehman and Rocco Medi-         ESPN2 NBA Basketball Miami         ESPN2 College Basketball NIT
some of the world’s most pro-       ate. From Newport Beach,           Heat at Boston Celtics. From       Tournament, First Round:
gressive snow sports athletes,      Calif. (HD)                        TD Garden in Boston. (Same-        Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
documenting their lives on the      10 a.m.                            day Tape) (HD)                     4:30 p.m.
road and capturing some of the      ESPN MLB Preseason Baseball        SPEED National Arenacross          NBCSP NHL Hockey Minnesota
most stunning riding to date.       Philadelphia Phillies at Atlanta   Series Racing Denver. From the     Wild at Detroit Red Wings.
4 p.m.                              Braves. From Champion Stadi-       Denver Coliseum in Colorado.       From Joe Louis Arena in De-
% The Tim McCarver Show             um in Lake Buena Vista, Fla.       (HD)                               troit. (HD) (Live) (CC)
Former MLB pitcher, Cy Young        (HD) (Live) (CC)                                                      5 p.m.
Award winner and World Series       GOLF PGA Tour Golf Tampa Bay
Champion, John Smoltz. (CC)         Championship, Final Round.         Tuesday                            ESPN NBA Basketball Brooklyn
                                                                                                          Nets at Dallas Mavericks. From
CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden         Players expected to compete in-    9 a.m.                             American Airlines Center in Dal-
State Warriors at Houston           clude Matt Kuchar, Sergio Gar-     SPEED AMA Supercross Rac-          las. (HD) (Live)
Rockets. From the Toyota Cen-       cia, Louis Oosthuizen, Luke        ing Indianapolis. From Lucas
ter in Houston. (HD) (Live)         Donald and Adam Scott. From        Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, In-
ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing              Palm Harbor, Fla. (Taped) (HD)     diana. (HD)                           Continued on next page
TVTIMES                         SPORTS HIGHLIGHTS                                     March 16-22, 2013                                8


5:30 p.m.                          From Rexall Place in Edmonton,      11 p.m.                          ball Tournament Second
CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden        Alberta. (HD)                       R Deporte Caliente               Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
State Warriors at San Antonio      GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold           NBCSP Formula One Racing         4 p.m.
Spurs. From the AT&T Center in     Palmer Invitational, First Round.   Malaysia Grand Prix, Practice.   % ` 2013 NCAA Basketball
San Antonio. (HD) (Live)           From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in       From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.     Tournament Second Round:
                                   Orlando, Fla. (HD) (Live)           (HD) (Live)
6 p.m.                                                                                                  Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
ESPN2 College Basketball NIT       1 p.m.                              1 a.m.                           ESPN Winter X Games Tignes.
Tournament, First Round:           TBS 2013 NCAA Basketball            CSNC Boxing World Series:        From Tignes, France. (Same-day
Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)        Tournament Second Round:            USA vs. Kazakhstan.              Tape) (HD) (CC)
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold          Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)                                               SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint
Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am.                                                                            Cup: Fontana, Qualifying. From
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in
                                   1:30 p.m.                           Friday                           Auto Club Speedway in
                                   TNT 2013 NCAA Basketball
Orlando, Fla. (HD)                                                     6 a.m.                           Fontana, Calif. (HD) (Live)
                                   Tournament Second Round:
                                                                       GOLF European PGA Tour Golf      TNT (:15) 2013 NCAA Basket-
6:30 p.m.                          Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                                                                                        ball Tournament Second
CSNC NHL Hockey San Jose                                               Maybank Malaysian Open, Sec-
Sharks at Edmonton Oilers.
                                   3 p.m.                              ond Round. Players expected to   Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
                                   CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden         compete include Luke Donald,     (CC)
From Rexall Place in Edmonton,
                                   State Warriors at San Antonio       Charl Schwartzel and Padraig     5 p.m.
Alberta. (HD) (Live)
                                   Spurs. From the AT&T Center in      Harrington. From Kuala Lumpur,   : Horse Racing
7:30 p.m.                          San Antonio. (HD)                   Malaysia. (Same-day Tape) (HD)   CSNC Heartland Poker Tour
ESPN Winter X Games Tignes.
From Tignes, France. (Same-day     3:30 p.m.                           9 a.m.                           The final six contestants com-
Tape) (HD) (CC)                    GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kia Clas-       % ` 2013 NCAA Basketball         pete in the Main Event with
                                   sic, First Round. From Carls-       Tournament Second Round:         analysis of each hand that is
9 p.m.                             bad, Calif. (HD) (Live)             Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)      played. (CC)
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold          TBS (:45) 2013 NCAA Basket-                                          NBCSP College Hockey Hockey
Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am.       ball Tournament Second
                                                                       9:30 a.m.                        East Tournament, Second
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in                                          GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-
                                   Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)       ons: Mississippi Gulf Resort     Semifinal: Teams TBA. (HD)
Orlando, Fla. (HD)                                                                                      (Live)
                                   4 p.m.                              Classic, First Round. From
11 p.m.                            % ` 2013 NCAA Basketball            Biloxi, Miss. (HD) (Live)        5:30 p.m.
R Deporte Caliente                 Tournament Second Round:                                             GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
NBCSP Sailing Vendée Globe.        Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                                                       10 a.m.                          Palmer Invitational, Second
(Taped) (HD)                                                           ESPN Winter X Games Tignes.
                                   ESPN Winter X Games Tignes.         From Tignes, France. (HD)        Round. From Bay Hill Club &
Midnight                           From Tignes, France. (Same-day      (Live) (CC)                      Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)
ESPN NBA Basketball Brooklyn       Tape) (HD) (CC)                                                      6 p.m.
Nets at Dallas Mavericks. From     TNT (:15) 2013 NCAA Basket-         10:30 a.m.
                                                                       TBS 2013 NCAA Basketball         TBS (:15) 2013 NCAA Basket-
American Airlines Center in Dal-   ball Tournament Second                                               ball Tournament Second
las. (HD)                          Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)       Tournament Second Round:
                                                                       Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)           Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
12:30 a.m.                         (CC)
                                                                       11 a.m.                          6:30 p.m.
CSNBA NBA Basketball Golden        5 p.m.                              TNT 2013 NCAA Basketball         % ` 2013 NCAA Basketball
State Warriors at San Antonio      CSNC NHL Hockey Washington                                           Tournament Second Round:
Spurs. From the AT&T Center in     Capitals at Winnipeg Jets. From     Tournament Second Round:
                                                                       Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)      Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
San Antonio. (HD)                  MTS Centre in Winnipeg, Mani-                                        TNT (:45) 2013 NCAA Basket-
1 a.m.                             toba. (HD) (Live)                   11:30 a.m.                       ball Tournament Second
                                                                       % ` 2013 NCAA Basketball
CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)         5:30 p.m.                           Tournament Second Round:
                                                                                                        Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
                                   GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold                                            (CC)
                                                                       Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)
                                   Palmer Invitational, First Round.                                    7 p.m.
Thursday                           From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in
                                                                       SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint
                                                                       Cup: Fontana, Practice. From     ESPN Soccer 2014 FIFA World
6 a.m.                             Orlando, Fla. (HD)                  Auto Club Speedway in            Cup Qualifier: United States vs.
GOLF European PGA Tour Golf        NBCSP Heads-Up Poker                Fontana, Calif. (HD) (Live)      Costa Rica. From Commerce
Maybank Malaysian Open, First      (Taped)                                                              City, Colo. (HD) (Live)
Round. Players expected to                                             Noon
                                   6 p.m.                              GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold
                                                                                                        ESPN2 Boxing Friday Night
compete include Luke Donald,       TBS (:15) 2013 NCAA Basket-                                          Fights. Donovan George vs.
Charl Schwartzel and Padraig                                           Palmer Invitational, Second
                                   ball Tournament Second              Round. From Bay Hill Club &      David Lopez. From Chicago.
Harrington. From Kuala Lumpur,     Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)                                        (HD) (Live) (CC)
Malaysia. (Same-day Tape) (HD)                                         Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (HD)
                                   6:30 p.m.                           (Live)                           8 p.m.
9 a.m.                             % ` 2013 NCAA Basketball            12:30 p.m.                       CSNC Boxing Broadway Boxing.
% ` 2013 NCAA Basketball           Tournament Second Round:                                             (Taped)
Tournament Second Round:                                               ESPN2 (:55) Soccer 2014 FIFA
                                   Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)         World Cup Qualifer: Spain vs.    SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint
Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)        NBCSP Heads-Up Poker                                                 Cup: Fontana, Qualifying. From
                                                                       Finland. (HD) (Live)
10 a.m.                            (Taped)                                                              Auto Club Speedway in
ESPN Winter X Games Tignes.        TNT (:45) 2013 NCAA Basket-
                                                                       1 p.m.                           Fontana, Calif. (HD)
From Tignes, France. (HD)                                              TBS 2013 NCAA Basketball
                                   ball Tournament Second              Tournament Second Round:         9 p.m.
(Live) (CC)                        Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)                                        % The Chase Post Game
GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold                                              Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)
                                   (CC)                                                                 Show
Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am.
                                   9 p.m.                              1:30 p.m.                        NBCSP Formula One Racing
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in                                          SPEED NASCAR Racing Nation-      Malaysia Grand Prix, Practice.
Orlando, Fla. (HD)                 % The Chase Post Game               wide Series: Fontana, Final
                                   Show                                                                 From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
10:30 a.m.                                                             Practice. From Auto Club         (HD)
                                   NBCSP Heads-Up Poker                Speedway in Fontana, Calif.
TBS 2013 NCAA Basketball           (Taped)                                                              9:30 p.m.
Tournament Second Round:                                               (HD) (Live)
                                   9:30 p.m.                           TNT 2013 NCAA Basketball         GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champi-
Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)                                                                                  ons: Mississippi Gulf Resort
                                   GOLF PGA Tour Golf Arnold           Tournament Second Round:
11 a.m.                            Palmer Invitational, First Round.   Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)      Classic, First Round. From
TNT 2013 NCAA Basketball           From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in                                        Biloxi, Miss. (HD)
Tournament Second Round:
                                                                       2 p.m.
                                   Orlando, Fla. (HD)                  CSNBA Boxing (Taped)             11 p.m.
Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)                                            NBCSP College Hockey Hockey      R Deporte Caliente
                                   10 p.m.
11:30 a.m.                         CSNC Heartland Poker Tour           East Tournament, First Semifi-   1 a.m.
% ` 2013 NCAA Basketball           The final six contestants com-      nal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)      CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)
Tournament Second Round:           pete in the Main Event with         3:30 p.m.                        NBCSP Formula One Racing
Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)        analysis of each hand that is       GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kia Clas-    Malaysia Grand Prix, Qualifying.
Noon                               played. (CC)                        sic, Second Round. From Carls-   From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
CSNC NHL Hockey San Jose           NBCSP Heads-Up Poker                bad, Calif. (HD) (Live)          (HD) (Live)
Sharks at Edmonton Oilers.         (Taped)                             TBS (:45) 2013 NCAA Basket-
TVTIMES                                  SATURDAY MORNING                                             March 16-22, 2013                                   9

                      6 am        6:30       7 am       7:30       8 am        8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     Agele$$ People         Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                  Minute       Minute     Sports      Game
              #     Today (5:30) (N) (CC) KCRA 3 Reports - The Morning News (N)          Poppy Cat MLS Soccer D.C. United at New York Red Bulls. (N)
              $     Auction TrainIn10! KRON 4 News Weekend (N) (CC)                                            Bargains Saving         Bargains Bay Area
                    CBS This Morning:      Busytown Doodle- Busytown College Basketball Conference USA Tourna- College Basketball
               % Saturday (5) (N) (CC) Mysteries bops             Mysteries ment, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)
               & Wash          McL’ghlin Need          ADD and Mastering It! (TVG)       Protect Your Memory With Dr. Neal Barnard Unleash the Power
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning Ameri- ABC7 News 8:00AM Jack Han- Ocean                      College Basketball SEC Tournament, First
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)             ca (N) (CC) (HD)       (N) (CC) (HD)          na          Mysteries Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)
               ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                                                                         Simply       Pépin      Kitchen Best Of...
               * News 10 6am               Good Morning           News 10 8am            Hanna       Ocean     College Basketball
               + Today (5:30) (N) (CC) Today in the Bay (N) Chica             Pajanimals Poppy Cat MLS Soccer D.C. United at New York Red Bulls. (N)
               ` CBS This Morning          Doodlebop Doodlebop Busytown College Basketball                                  College Basketball
               . Desayuno Desayuno Crema de Crema de Pocoyo Backyard Zigby                           Maya Mig Dora...       Go, Diego Crema de Crema de
               4 Focused Drop Lbs! Focused Paid Prog. 10 Minute Auction SMART Get Fit                          Anti-Aging TrainIn10! Hair Loss Cook Safe
               : Korean        Life Wsdm Auction Paid Prog. Auction Wome                 Namaste America       Showbiz India (TVPG) Adobo Nation (TVPG)
               ? Smile         Hometime News                      News                   News                  Good Day                Nanoboy Nanoboy
               @ Journal Good              Journal     PopXport Journal       In Focus Journal       Europe in India Waves TV          Arts        Oakland
               D Cook Safe Aqua Kids Icons             Adven.     Mad         WEN Hair TrainIn10! Paid Prog. System! 10min             Insanity No Flame
               H Skincare Facelift? Now Eat! Icons                Career      On Spot Animal         Eco Co. System! 10min             Insanity No Flame
               J ·Vivir Más! Zumba Fit Cooktop Auction Safari                 Pagado     Pagado      Pagado    Pagado       Pagado     Pagado      Pagado
               L College Paid Prog. Nanoboy Nanoboy Sonic X Sonic X Transform. Justice                         Justice      WWE        Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh!
               P Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Raggs                            Jet Plane Jet Plane LazyTown Pagado           Pagado     Pagado      Operacion
               R Pagado Pagado Zumba Fit Pagado Y Usted Que Opina ·Vivir Más! Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Moda 15
               V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
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               ¨ Sit/Be Fit Body Elec. C. Stretch Between Fine Art Paint                 Paint       Garden    Garden       Delicious Ciao Italia Chefs
               ± Nopalea Total Gym Auction Food for the Poor                  Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Miracles Yng- Skin
               ¥ Paid Prog. Fish. Edge Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wonder Odyssey Sugar                     Odyssey Nanna          Bible
              A&E Nopalea Bucket           Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Flip This House (CC) Flipping Boston (CC)
              AMC Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Rifleman Seven Ways From Sundown (NR, ‘60) ››
              ANIM America’s Cutest Dog Dogs 101 (TVPG)           Cats 101 (TVPG)        Cats 101 (TVPG)       Cats 101 (TVPG)         My Cat From Hell
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                          Matters     Matters    Family Matters (9:13) Matters      Matters    Husbands Husbands
            BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Jerseylicious (TVPG) Dukes of Dukes of Brad Wrld Brad Wrld Rachel Zoe Project
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Social Hour       CMT Music (TVPG)        Music       Hot 20
             CNBC Skincare TRIA            Paid Prog. Total Gym Cook Safe Zumba Fit Octspring Cooktop Zumba Fit P90X                   Heal Power-Juicing
              CNN Sat. Morn Bottom         CNN Saturday Morning (N) (HD)                 CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N)               Newsroom CNNAT
              COM Zumba Fit Insanity! Paid Prog. Skincare Comedy Paul F. Tompkins                    Coneheads (9:40) (PG) ›› (Dan Aykroyd)        Walk Hard
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Combat! TrainIn10! 10 Minute Dr. Ho                  Focused Ladder          Cooktop Body
             CSPN Washington Journal Washington This Week                                                                              Washington This
              DSC Insanity! Loss           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Patient Ed (TVPG)       Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Auction Auction
                E! Get Sub D Skincare Kourtney-Kim                Kourtney-Kim           The Soup E! Special E! News (N) (HD)          Fashion Police (TV14)
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)             College GameDay (N) College Basketball
             ESPN2 English Premier League Soccer                  SportCtr College Basketball                               NASCAR NASCAR Racing
              FAM Insanity! Insanity! Boy/World Shorts (PG, ‘09) ›› Premiere. (HD)                   Hocus Pocus (PG) ›› (Bette Midler) (HD)       Harry P
              FNC FOX & Friends            Bulls       Business Forbes        Cashin’ In America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour.                 FOX News
             FOOD Agele$$ Yng- Skin Barbecue Guy’s                Be.- Made Best Thing Paula         Paula     Pioneer Trisha’s Contessa Giada
                FX Pain        Insanity! White Chicks (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Shawn Wayans)                 How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Chasing Leprechauns
              HIST Health      Nuwave Modern Marvels (TVG) Modern Marvels (CC) Big Rig Bounty                  Big Rig Bounty          Big Rig Bounty
             HGTV Proactiv HOPE Fit Disaster Bryan                Buying and Selling     Property Property BathCrash BathCrash YardCrash Kit. Crash
              LIFE Keurig      Nopalea Back Fat? Smile            Williams Deep          Body        Zumba Fit Paid Prog. WEN Hair Double          Preachers’
            MSNBC Up W/Chris Hayes (5) Melissa Harris-Perry (N) (HD)                     Weekends With Alex Witt (N) (HD)              MSNBC Live (N)
              MTV Ridic.       Ridic.      Gridiron Gang (PG-13, ‘06) ››› (The Rock, Xzibit)                   World of Jenks          Teen Mom 2 (TVPG)
              NICK Peter       Peter       Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Turtles                                 Turtles
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Home Made Simple Lost and Found                       Lost and Found (CC)
              OXY Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Body           Luminess Snapped: Killer          The Princess Bride (PG) ››› (Cary Elwes) The Sweetest Thing
             SPIKE Tummy       Pain        Defrosting Kitchen Paid Prog. Insanity! Xtreme            Horse.    Trucks!      MuscleCar The Green Mile (R)
              SYFY Defrosting LitlGiant Cook Safe Paid Prog. Deep             Cook Safe Twi. Zone The Lost Future (NR) ››› (Sean Bean)             Children
               TBS Married Married Home Imp. Home Imp. Payne                  Browns There           Jim       Rules        Rules      My Baby’s Daddy ›
              TCM Attack of the 50-Foot Woman › The Case of the Curious Bride            Torchy Blane          Carson City (10:15) (NR, ‘52) ››
               TLC Jillian     Anderson Paid Prog. TRIA           Insanity! Yng- Skin Moving Up (TVG)          Moving Up (TVG)         Moving Up (TVG)
               TNT Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Dallas (CC) (TV14)                      Monday Mornings
             TOON Looney Looney Scan2Go Johnny T Beyblade Pokémon Ben 10: Omniverse Lantern Justice                                    Ben 10: Secret
              TRAV Best-Been Best-Been Best-Been Best-Been No Reservation                Man v Fd Man v Fd Man v Fd Man v Fd Feed-Bea. Feed-Bea.
             TRUTV Smile       Williams Loss           Yng- Skin Spring Break            Paid Prog. Insanity! Most Shocking (TV14) Most Shocking (TV14)
            TVLAND 3’s Co.     3’s Co.     Three’s Company        3’s Co.     3’s Co.    3’s Co.     3’s Co.   3’s Co.      3’s Co.    Roseanne Roseanne
              USA Shirt Off! Mom           Cook Safe Zumba Fit Shaun T’s Yng- Skin Psych (HD) (TVPG)           The 40-Year-Old Virgin (R) ››› (HD)
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              VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG)       Jump Start (TVPG)      Daryl’s House          Top 20 Count.         Top 20 Count.           Mob Wives (TV14)
            WGN-A Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Grow Hair Superfood Law Order: CI                Law Order: CI         Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI
              DISN Octonauts Mickey        Mickey      Mickey     Pirates     Sofia      Phineas Gravity       Good         Jessie     Wizards Return: Alex
              ENC Curly Sue (5:05) (PG) Miracle (6:50) (PG, ‘04) ››› (CC)                Open Range (9:10) (R) ››› (Robert Duvall)                 Maj. Payn
              HBO Varsity      Larry Crowne (6:20) (PG-13) ›› Kung Fu Panda 2 (HD)                   Kings Pt A Thousand Words (PG-13) ›           Sherlock
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              MAX I Heart      The Mighty Ducks (PG, ‘92) ›› Edward Scissorhands (8:15) (HD)                   Hanna (PG-13, ‘11) ››› (HD)
             SHOW Mumford In the Mix (6:45) (PG-13, ‘05) › (HD)               Sabrina (PG, ‘95) ›› (CC) (HD)                The Woman in Black (10:45), ‘12
             STARZ John Carter (4:50), ‘12 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl The Haunted Mansion (9:35) ›› Laws of Attraction
              TMC Just Write Turner & Hooch (HD)                  The Prince & Me (8:15) ›› (HD)               The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, ‘11
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates               News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                SATURDAY AFTERNOON                                                March 16-22, 2013                                   10

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30        2 pm        2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm        5:30
              ^     Auction Get Sub D Rebound (PG, ‘05) ›› (Martin Lawrence)               Da Vinci’s Inquest       Burn Notice (TVPG) Law & Order (TV14)
              #     PGA Tour Golf Tampa Bay Championship, Third Round. (N) (CC)            EP Daily Kids News Chica             Pajanimals KCRA 3 NBC News
              $     RV         Get Sub D Auction Zumba Fit Quiz Kids Kids News Auction Drop Lbs! J. Hanna Animal                            Fat          Auction
               % College Basketball        College Basketball Big Ten Tournament, Sec- College Basketball Mountain West Tourna-
                                           ond Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)              ment, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)
                                                                                                                                            Old House KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                            Classics News
               & Unleash the Power         Judy                                Elvis ’56 Presley’s early years.     Classic Gospel Special: Tent Revival Home
                    College Basketball SEC Tournament, Second Semifinal:       Family      Born to       Sea Res- Recipe        Just Like News           World
               _ Teams TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)                                    Recipe      Explore cue (TVG) Rehab              Me                       News
               ) Best Of... (11:30) (HD) (TVG)                                                                                              American Masters
               * College Basketball                                            Athlete     American Ski             Explore Rescue          News         ABC News
               + PGA Tour Golf Tampa Bay Championship, Third Round. (N) (CC)               LazyTown Noodle          Justin      Clubhouse News           NBC News
               ` College Basketball        College Basketball                              College Basketball                               News         CBS News
               . Miss XV (N) (TVPG) Sabadazo (HD) (TV14)                                                            Fútbol Mexicano Primera División
               4 Joint Help Hair Loss Edgemont Career             Live Life On Spot Cooktop Paid Prog. Focused Auction Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               : Matangal Surer            Bra Buying Secrets Auction Paid Prog. Auction Cook Safe Best Sex Auction Horse Rc Look Back
               ? Sonic X Sonic X Transform. Justice               Justice      WWE         Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh! Mystery Hollywood Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               @ Journal In Focus Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Croation In Focus Journal Discover Classic Art Showcase
               D Cook Safe Lk. Young Cooktop Yng- Skin Green                   Home.       Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Law & Order (TVPG)
               H Skincare 10 Minute O (R, ‘01) ›› (Mekhi Phifer, Josh Hartnett)            Mickey Blue Eyes (PG-13) ›› (Hugh Grant) Seinfeld News
               J Fabrica de Fabrica de Rigo Es Amor (NR, ‘80) (Rigo Tovar)                 Lagrimita y Costel       Chuper      Chuper      A Que No Puedes VIP
               L Real Life WHAD            Paid Prog. Auction Bra Buying Secrets Leverage (TVPG)                    Eye- Bay Raymond Chris               King
               P Historias de              Reventón (TVPG)        Road Dogz (R, ‘00) › (HD)                         Jennifer’s Body (R, ‘09) ›› (HD)
               R Pagado Pagado Vida Es una Canción Hit M3                                  Chacales de la Frontera (NR, ‘90)                Fin de Semana
               V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                            Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
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               ¨ Calif. Gold Red Green On Story Toolbox Live From Artists Den Art                        Paint      Kids News Travel        Piano Guy Burt Wolf
               ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Last Boy Scout (R) ››› (HD)                     First Knight (PG-13, ‘95) ›› (Sean Connery) (HD)
               ¥ Cook Safe Cook Safe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Joint Help Paid Prog. Incom. Christ
              A&E Flipping Boston (N) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC Enter the Dragon (R, ‘73) ››› (Bruce Lee) (HD)               The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ›› (HD)                Hulk, ‘03 (HD)
              ANIM My Cat From Hell        My Cat From Hell       My Cat From Hell         My Cat From Hell         Too Cute! (CC) (TVG) Too Cute! (N) (TVG)
               BET Husbands Husbands Husbands Husbands Husbands Husbands The Best Man (R, ‘99) ››› (Taye Diggs) (CC)                                     Woman
            BRAVO Rachel Zoe Project LA Shrinks                   LA Shrinks               Matchmaker               Matchmaker              Matchmaker
              CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11:30) (N) (CC) (TVPG) Blue Collar Comedy: Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie, ‘03                      Jeff Dunham: Insanity
             CNBC Mom          Insanity! Get Sub D Jillian        WEN Hair 10 Minute Paid Prog. Insanity! Money in Millions The Car Chasers
              CNN CNNATSXSW (11:30) (HD)              Gupta       CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) Healthcare
              COM Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (11:42) (R) Major League (1:59) (R, ‘89) ›› (Tom Berenger) (CC)                Malibu’s Most Wanted (4:26), ‘03
            CSNBA LiveWell LiveWell UFC 158                       Legends                  Clubhouse Clubhouse Clubhouse Giants Pr Inside the Clubhouse
             CSPN Washington This Week (11)                                                              Commun Washington This Week
              DSC Auction Auction Property Property Property Property Property Property Fast N’ Loud                                        Fast N’ Loud
                E! The Soup E! Special Kourtney-Kim               Kourtney-Kim             Kourtney-Kim             Kourtney-Kim            Kourtney-Kim
             ESPN College Basketball                                           College Basketball                                           GameDay Basketball
             ESPN2 NASCAR Racing                      College Basketball                                 College Basketball                              Basketball
              FAM Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (11:30) (PG, ‘02) ››› (HD)                     Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ››› (HD)
              FNC Stossel (HD)             America’s News Headquarters (N) (HD)            America’s News HQ FOX Report (N)                 Huckabee (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (HD)             Cupcake Wars (HD) Restaurant: Im.               Restaurant Stakeout Diners           Diners      Iron Chef America
                FX Two Men Two Men Two Men 2012 (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor) (HD)                                        UFC 158: Prelims
              HALL Chasing Leprechauns Back to You and Me ››› (HD) (TVPG)                  Meet My Mom (Lori Loughlin) (HD) (TVPG)          The Nanny Express
              HIST Big Rig Bounty          Big Rig Bounty         Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC)
             HGTV Hse Crash Hse Crash Love It or List It (TVG) West End West End West End West End West End West End Hunters Hunters
              LIFE Preachers’ The Client List (TV14) Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story (CC)             Not Easily Broken (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (HD)          Selena
            MSNBC MSNBC Live (11) (N) (HD)                        Caught on Camera         Caught on Camera         Caught on Camera        Caught on Camera
              MTV Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Snooki & JWOWW                True Life (CC)           True Life (CC)           True Life               True Life (HD)
              NICK Parents Sponge. Rangers Sponge. Parents Parents Parents Parents Victorious Victorious iCarly (CC) (TVG)
              OWN Hardcover Mysteries Lost and Found (CC) Lost and Found (CC) Lost and Found (CC) Lost and Found (CC) Lost and Found (CC)
              OXY The Sweetest Thing Fever Pitch (PG-13) ›› (Drew Barrymore)               A Cinderella Story (PG, ‘04) ›› (Hilary Duff) Walk the Line ›››
             SPIKE The Green Mile (11) (R, ‘99) ››› (Tom Hanks, David Morse) (HD)                        Independence Day (3:45) (PG-13, ‘96) ››› (HD)
              SYFY Children of Men (11:30) (HD)       Repo Men (R, ‘10) › (Jude Law) (CC) (HD)                      Quantum of Solace (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (HD)
               TBS My Baby’s Daddy › Hitch (PG-13, ‘05) ››› (Will Smith) (CC) (HD)                       Raymond Friends        Friends     Friends      Friends
              TCM Creature From the Black Lagoon The Mark of Zorro (NR) ›››                Titanic (3:15) (NR, ‘53) ››› (Clifton Webb)      Tootsie (PG) ››››
               TLC Moving Up (TVG)         Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme
               TNT Southland (TV14)        Boston’s Finest (CC) Journey to the Center of the Earth (HD)             King Kong (PG-13, ‘05) ››› (CC) (HD)
             TOON Ben 10       Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Ben 10: Race Against Time ›            Ben 10      Ben 10      Ben 10       Ben 10
              TRAV Jamaica Bared (CC) Extreme RVs (TVG) Extreme RVs (TVG) Tricked Out Trains                        Mysteries-Museum        Mysteries-Museum
             TRUTV Most Shocking (TV14) Repo          Repo        Repo         Repo        Storage Storage Lizard               Lizard      Lizard       Lizard
            TVLAND Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls
              USA 40-Year-Old Vir          Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Best        The Hot Chick (PG-13) › (Rob Schneider)         Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live (4:45) (TV14)
            WGN-A Law Order: CI            MLB Preseason Baseball Kansas City Royals at Chicago Cubs. (N)           Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos
              DISN Jessie      ANT Farm Jessie        Jessie      Jessie       Austin      Austin        Austin     Jessie      Dog         Good         Dog
              ENC Major Payne (11:35) Friday Night Lights (1:15) ›››                       Dazed and Confused (3:15) ›››                    Bad Teacher
              HBO Sherlock Holmes-Game                Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (1:45), ‘11 Along Came Polly (HD)                     Forrest
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              MAX Breakin’ All the Rules (11:50), ‘04 Don’t Be a Menace                    The Chronicles of Riddick (2:50) (NR) ››         Paul (5:05) (R) ››
             SHOW Woman Comedy A Low Down Dirty Shame (12:55) October Sky (2:35) (PG, ‘99) ››› (HD)                             War Horse ››› (HD)
             STARZ Laws        30 Minutes or Less (12:40) ››      Underworld: Awakening (2:05) (R) John Carter (3:35) (PG-13) ›› (Taylor Kitsch)
              TMC The Mighty (12:15) (PG-13, ‘98) ›››             Love, Wedding, Marriage, ‘11 ›         Greedy (PG-13, ‘94) ›› (HD)                     I Will Fol
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TVTIMES                         SATURDAY EVENING                                         March 16-22, 2013                                 11

                                                                                                             SPIKE Auction Hunters Thugs
7 p.m.                                                       Saturday                                        try to bully Ton and Allen out of
                                                                                                             an auction, but the guys fight
^ The Big Bang Theory                                                                                        back. (HD) (TVPG)
Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and      when his daughter becomes a         the corpse of an adolescent.         TBS The Big Bang Theory Shel-
Koothrappali attend Penny’s         suspect. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     don is jealous when Stuart,
Halloween party. (CC) (HD)                                              ± House House and the team           from the comic book store,
(TVPG)                                                                  treat a patient who speaks his       asks Amy out on a date. (CC)
# + Access Hollywood Top            7:30 p.m.                           mind uncontrollably. (CC) (HD)       (HD) (TVPG)
stories of the week. (N) (CC)                                           (TV14)                               TVLND The Golden Girls
(HD) (TVPG)                         ^ The Big Bang Theory The
                                    guys ask Penny to join their        A&E Storage Wars Jarrod over-        Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie
$ omg! Insider Celebrity                                                pays for some toys in Ontario,       for a charity award while fight-
breakups; Taylor Swift on tour.     “Halo” team. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    $ * Inside Edition Weekend          Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              ing the flu. (CC) (TVPG)
(N) (CC) (HD)                                                           DSC Weed Country Dispensary
% Eye on the Bay Celebrate          (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        owner Matt Shotwell goes in
150 years of Saint Mary’s Col-      % Judge Judy A teen sues an
                                    ex-friend after allegedly getting   search wise counsel. (CC) (HD)       9 p.m.
lege with insight on how St.                                            (TV14)                               ^ H The Following The FBI
Mary’s came to be. (HD)             burned with lighter. (CC) (HD)
                                    (TVPG)                              HIST Pawn Stars NBA champi-          makes Nick Donovan lead in-
_ Jeopardy! (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                             onship ring; collectible 1964        vestigator as the search for
) Magic Moments: The Best           _ Wheel of Fortune (CC) (HD)
                                    (TVG)                               Austin Healy car built in Britain;   Joey and Joe Carroll continues.
of 50s Pop Musicians of the                                             1800s diving helmet. (CC) (HD)       (CC) (HD PA) (TV14)
1950s reunite to perform their      H Two and a Half Men Alan
                                    has a rendezvous with Melissa       (TVPG)                               # + Chicago Fire When Sev-
greatest hits. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                          NICK Wendell & Vinnie Wendell        eride’s father visits, he clashes
* Wheel of Fortune (CC) (HD)        at Charlie’s house. (CC) (HD)
                                    (TV14)                              seeks Vinnie’s advice about          with Chief Boden over a former
(TVG)                                                                   asking a girl to be his valen-       colleague’s death. (CC) (HD)
` CSI: Crime Scene Investi-         L Family Guy After Meg ap-
                                    pears on a talk show, the net-      tine; Vinnie gets an idea. (N)       (TV14)
gation Sanders is impacted by                                           (CC) (TVPG)                          $ Entertainment Tonight Va-
the murder of a music histori-      work executives turn the
                                                                        OWN Lost and Found A                 lerie Harper’s former co-stars
an. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                Griffins’ stupefying life into a
                                                                        Craigslist ad saves a young          discuss her diagnosis. (N) (CC)
? Cold Case The team real-          reality series. (CC) (TV14)                                              % Criminal Minds The team
                                    ¨ California’s Gold Rose            woman’s life; a missing dog is
izes that Nick Vera has hit rock                                        found; a student uncovers a          tracks a suspect who shares
bottom after he goes missing.       bushes are harvested, pack-                                              the same style as a serial killer
                                    aged and shipped from the           missing moon rock. (HD)
(CC) (TVPG)                                                             (TVPG)                               from 30 years ago. (CC) (HD)
D Movie “The Boys Are               small town of Wasco, Calif.
                                                                        SPIKE Auction Hunters Allen          (TV14)
Back” (2009, PG-13) Clive           (CC) (TVG)                                                               _ * 20/20 (N) (CC) (HD)
                                                                        and Ton find themselves in
Owen. (2:00)                        A&E Storage Wars Barry be-                                               ) The Who Live in Texas ’75
                                                                        trouble with the law. (HD)
H Two and a Half Men Charlie        comes an organ donor; Dave
                                                                        (TVPG)                               The Who performs “Pinball Wiz-
wants Alan to move in with          chooses not to deal. (CC) (HD)      TBS The Big Bang Theory              ard,” “Behind Blue Eyes,”
Lindsey. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           (TVPG)                                                                   “Baba O’Riley.” (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        Leonard and Penny hang out;
L Family Guy Peter is envious       BRAVO (7:49) The Real House-                                             ` 48 Hours A man helps a
                                                                        Sheldon tries to face his fears.
of an old friend’s success;         wives of Beverly Hills A boat                                            new detective find his father’s
                                                                        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Chris’ painting gets serious at-    ride down the Seine River; a                                             killer. (N) (CC) (HD)
tention. (CC) (TV14)                                                    TLC Dateline: Real Life Myster-
                                    bond between Kim and Brandi;        ies Wealthy woman orders a hit       4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
V Shift Happens! Live an In-        Lisa’s housewarming party.                                               KOFY (CC) (TVG)
spired Life With Dr. Robert                                             on her estranged husband. (CC)
                                    (TV14)                              (HD) (TV14)                          ? L The Closer Brenda’s
Holden Author Robert Holden         HIST Pawn Stars Slippers                                                 parents arrive with surprising
discusses happiness, forgive-                                           TRUTV Wipeout High school
                                    owned by Pope Leo XIII; a dri-      students and a competitive dad       news that keeps Brenda’s mind
ness, self-acceptance and how       ver’s license owned by the gui-                                          from her case. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
to keep growing. (CC) (HD)                                              compete. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    tarist of Guns N Roses. (CC)        TVLND The Golden Girls               D Movie “Doubt” (2008, PG-
(TVG)                               (HD) (TVPG)                                                              13) Meryl Streep. (2:00)
¨ Travelscope Exploring the                                             Dorothy, Rose and Blanche re-
                                    NICK SpongeBob SquarePants          member when they met. (CC)           ¨ Journeys in India The Agra
Greek Isles. (CC) (TVG)             While in prison, Plankton teams                                          Fort’s role in the construction
± House The team treats a                                               (TVPG)
                                    up with his fellow inmates to       USA Law & Order: Special Vic-        of the Taj Mahal; Fatehpur
teenager who doesn’t know           break out of jail. (N) (CC) (HD)                                         Sikri; India’s wildlife. (CC) (TVG)
that he has genetic mosaicism.                                          tims Unit (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    (TVY7)                                                                   ± House House sets out to
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    SPIKE Auction Hunters Toni                                               disprove the allegations of a
A&E Storage Wars A mob of
eager newbies rules Riverside,
                                    and Allen head to Glendale,         8:30 p.m.                            nursing home worker who
                                    Calif., where they find a 1940s                                          feigns illness. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                 ^ H Cops A woman in Las
                                    Zildjian brand percussion cym-                                           A&E Storage Wars New York
DSC Weed Country The mari-                                              Vegas refuses to pay her cab
                                    bal. (HD) (TVPG)                                                         The New Yorkers head to the
juana growing season begins;                                            fare; a tourist chases a man af-
                                                                                                             Connecticut suburbs. (CC) (HD)
grower Mike Boutin heads out                                            ter an alleged robbery. (CC) (HD     (TVPG)
on his first pot run of the year.
(CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    8 p.m.                              PA) (TV14)
                                                                        4 Tyler Perry’s House of
                                                                                                             DSC Weed Country Nate finds
                                    ^ H Cops After a man is tak-                                             his farm ripped up; Matt meets
E! E! News (HD)                                                         Payne Plans go awry when the         with a supplier. (CC) (HD)
FX Two and a Half Men Berta         en into custody, he proposes to     Payne men take their wives
                                    his girlfriend. (N) (CC) (HD PA)                                         (TV14)
moves into Charlie’s house for                                          out. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                HIST Pawn Stars A first edition
a few days. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        (TVPG)                              V Protect Your Memory With
                                    # + American Ninja Warrior                                               of “Walden” is brought into the
HIST Pawn Stars A piece of                                              Dr. Neal Barnard Dr. Neal            shop. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
marble from Abraham Lincoln’s       Top contenders tackle the Las       Barnard discusses research
                                    Vegas finals. (N) (CC) (HD)                                              MAX Banshee Lucas makes a
tomb; antique African sword;                                            that may protect against memo-       decision that impacts Carrie,
Charlie Chaplin wind-up doll.       (TVPG)                              ry loss. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
                                    $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC)                                                  Sugar, Job and the entire Ban-
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                        ¨ The Desert Speaks The              shee police force; Nola recon-
OWN Lost and Found Long-lost        % CSI: Crime Scene Investi-         second half of the deserts
                                    gation Sanders is impacted by                                            siders her future. (CC) (HD)
items or people are located.                                            along Route 66. (CC) (TVG)           (TVMA)
(HD) (TVPG)                         the murder of a music histori-      A&E Storage Wars The bidders
                                    an. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                     NICK Supah Ninjas Mike and
SHOW The World According to                                             make a return visit to San           Owen go under cover as cheer-
Dick Cheney The life of the for-    _ * Celebrity Wife Swap Re-         Bernardino, Calif.; Barry arrives    leaders to catch Amanda’s ri-
mer vice president. (HD) (TVMA)     ality-TV stars Kate Gosselin and    bearing gifts. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      val. (N) (CC) (TVG)
SPIKE Auction Hunters The           Kendra Wilkinson switch             BRAVO (8:49) The Real House-         OWN Blackboard Wars A
guys are successful in obtain-      places. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            wives of Beverly Hills (N) (HD)      shooting incident off-campus
ing a 1970s Z-Flex Jimmy            ` Criminal Minds The team           (TV14)                               serves as a reminder to the
Plumer Poolrider skateboard         tracks a suspect who shares         HIST Pawn Stars the 31-ton           school’s violent past. (N) (HD)
with artwork. (HD) (TVPG)           the same style as a serial killer   Robosaurus; a cast iron Uncle        (TVPG)
TLC Dateline: Real Life Myster-     from 30 years ago. (CC) (HD)        Sam coin bank from 1886; a           SPIKE Auction Hunters Ton
ies Three are arrested in Michi-    (TV14)                              computer meltdown at the             and Allen go after a motocross
gan for the murder of Dar Foley.    ? Burn Notice Michael poses         shop. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               bike and rare stock whip. (N)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    as a corporate security special-    NICK Marvin Marvin Marvin            (HD) (TVPG)
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       ist. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               celebrates his favorite holiday;
tims Unit Detective Stabler’s       L Bones A time capsule              the Formans try to protect Mar-
job and personal life intertwine    buried 20 years earlier holds       vin’s identity. (N) (CC) (TVG)          Continued on next page
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TBS The Big Bang Theory             ? Movie “Passion Play”               A&E Storage Wars New York A        missing moon rock. (HD)
Leonard must face the bully         (2010, R) Mickey Rourke.             crafty move creates tension be-    (TVPG)
who targeted him in high            (2:00)                               tween two rivals. (CC) (HD)        SPIKE (11:01) Savage Family
school. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            V Super Brain With Dr. Rudy          HIST (10:31) Pawn Stars A          Diggers Off the coast of North
TLC Dateline: Real Life Myster-     Tanzi Dr. Rudolph E. Tanzi talks     mysterious rifle is brought into   Carolina, Ric searches for
ies A family member risks           about maximizing the brain’s         the shop; a signed print by        Blackbeard’s treasure. (HD)
everything to help a woman. (N)     potential and keeping the brain      Leroy Neiman; sports pin col-      (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    youthful. (CC) (HD) (TVG)            lection. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          TBS Cougar Town Confused by
TRUTV Wipeout After tackling        ¨ Tommy Makem’s Ireland              NICK The Nanny Fran fulfills       her feelings for Travis, Laurie
the Buzz Saw, contestants go        The Irish singer/songwriter ex-      her dream of being a weather       starts breaking things. (CC)
on to face Big Balls, Snow Fall     plores Ireland’s culture, history,   forecaster when her grandmoth-
                                                                         er’s fiance turns out to be        (HD) (TV14)
and the Penguin Party. (CC)         landscapes and people. (CC)
                                                                         Bryant Gumbel’s uncle. (CC)        TLC Dateline: Real Life Myster-
(HD) (TVPG)                         (Part 1 of 2) (TVG)
                                    ± Psych Shawn and Gus are            (TVPG)                             ies Wealthy woman orders a hit
TVLND The Golden Girls                                                                                      on her estranged husband. (CC)
Blanche and Sophia battle over      recruited into a think tank. (CC)    SPIKE (10:31) Savage Family
                                    (HD) (TVPG)                          Diggers The team digs for Civil    (HD) (TV14)
the same man (Henry Darrow).                                                                                TRUTV World’s Dumbest...
(CC) (TVPG)                         A&E Storage Wars New York            War artifacts in North Carolina.
                                    The buyers seek out hidden           (HD) (TVPG)                        Dumb drivers; a Jeep driver’s
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-
                                    treasures in Harlem. (CC) (HD)       TBS The Big Bang Theory Pen-       off-road misadventure sends
tims Unit (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    DSC Weed Country Mike                ny and Leonard experiment with     him tumbling down the side of
                                    Boutin learns that his bank ac-      their new relationship; Raj        a cliff. (HD) (TV14)
9:30 p.m.                           count has been closed and his
                                    gun permit revoked. (CC) (HD)
                                                                         forms an unusual bond. (CC)
                                                                         (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                            TVLND The King of Queens
                                                                                                            Doug sends a new driver on the
4 Tyler Perry’s Meet the            (TV14)                               TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing A         wrong route, but his plan back-
Browns Tanya steals Sasha’s         HIST Pawn Stars Competition          family reunion threatens to ruin   fires. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
car; Brianna is worried no one      dragster racecar; Japanese           the food truck debut. (HD)
will show up to her party. (HD)     land mine training kit; 1957 Dr.     TVLND The Golden Girls Rose
(TVPG)
¨ 13 Wonders of Spain Cas-
                                    Pepper vending machine. (CC)         suffers a heart attack, and        11:30 p.m.
                                    (HD) (TVPG)                          Blanche makes a vow. (CC)
tle that party inspired Walt Dis-                                        (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)               # Saturday Night Live Host
                                    NICK See Dad Run A member
ney to build Cinderella’s castle;   of the paparazzi captures pho-                                          Jennifer Lawrence; The Lumi-
roasted suckling pig. (CC) (TVG)    tos of David and manipulates                                            neers perform. (CC) (HD)
A&E Storage Wars New York           them to make him look bad.           11 p.m.                            (TV14)
The buyers take a peek at the       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     ^ H Hell’s Kitchen The con-        $ Pre-Auction Real Estate
city’s finest lockers. (CC) (HD)    OWN Unfaithful: Stories of Be-       testants must create a menu        Riches! Attend for free, an ex-
HIST Pawn Stars A $1 bill           trayal After learning his wife       for fashion designers; the win-    clusive pre-auction event being
signed by Clark Gable; Wells        had an affair, a man has a rela-     ning team receives a new           held in your area. (TVPG)
Fargo shotgun; a souvenir from      tionship with a waitress; Duane      wardrobe. (CC) (PA Part 1 of 2)    % (11:35) Two and a Half
Ulysses S. Grant’s funeral. (CC)    begins an affair while his part-     (TV14)                             Men Lyndsey and Eldridge
(HD) (TVPG)                         ner is away in Paris. (N) (HD)       + (11:29) Saturday Night           move into Charlie’s house. (CC)
NICK Wendell & Vinnie Wendell       (TV14)                               Live Host Jennifer Lawrence;       (HD) (TV14)
seeks Vinnie’s advice about         SPIKE (10:01) Savage Family          The Lumineers perform. (CC)        ) Imagemakers The Crush
asking a girl to be his valen-      Diggers The team digs for            (HD) (TV14)                        (Ireland), Big Girl (Canada).
tine; Vinnie gets an idea. (CC)     World War II relics at an old        4 Creepy KOFY Movie Time           (CC) (HD) (TVG)
(TVPG)                              P.O.W. camp. (N) (HD) (TVPG)         Responding to Bay Area view-       * (11:35) Castle A friend of
SPIKE Auction Hunters Ton           TBS The Big Bang Theory              ers’ requests for a late night     Castle’s is suspected of mur-
and Allen challenge an auction      Leonard spontaneously invites        hosted horror movie. (TVMA)        dering his wife. (CC) (HD)
buyer on his home turf; the         Penny to a romantic dinner.          D The Big Bang Theory              (TV14)
guys find a 1969 Chevelle Mal-      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     Koothrappali’s blind date takes
                                    TLC Dateline: Real Life Myster-                                         D Ten O’clock News (CC) (HD)
ibu. (HD) (TVPG)                                                         an interest in Sheldon. (CC)       L Rules of Engagement Au-
TBS The Big Bang Theory Amy         ies Detectives suspect a hus-        (HD) (TVPG)
                                    band who insists the culprit                                            drey warns Jennifer about the
is upset with Sheldon when he                                            L Rules of Engagement Jeff         judgmental tendencies of a
isn’t impressed with her recent     was his wife’s spray tan. (N)        foils Audrey and Jennifer’s fix-
                                    (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     up attempt. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       mother-in-law when Adam’s
accomplishment. (CC) (HD)                                                                                   mother visits. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TVPG)                              TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing             ¨ Out of Ireland (TVG)
                                    When a food truck goes on the        ± Psych Lassiter claims that       ¨ InnerVIEWS With Ernie
TVLND The Golden Girls A man                                                                                Manouse Journalist and com-
says he is the son of Blanche’s     block, Bobby wants to get into       a shark attack was actually
                                    the food business. Can a BBQ         murder; the guys try to prove      mentator Bill Moyers. (CC)
husband. (CC) (TVPG)
                                    cook-off get debtors out of their    Lassiter’s claim. (CC) (HD)        (TVG)
                                    locked car? (HD)                     (TVPG)                             A&E (11:31) Storage Wars
10 p.m.                             TVLND The Golden Girls Rose
                                    suffers a heart attack, and
                                                                         A&E (11:01) Storage Wars           New York The New York bargain
                                                                         New York A turf war erupts         hunters travel to the Garden
# + Saturday Night Live             Blanche makes a vow. (CC)            when the buyers hit Brooklyn.      State. (CC) (HD)
Justin Timberlake hosts and         (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)                 (CC) (HD)                          HIST (11:32) Pawn Stars Rick
performs. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          USA Law & Order: Special Vic-        CSNBA World Poker Tour: Sea-       tries to refurbish a 1950s Coke
$ 30 Rock Avery pushes Jack         tims Unit (CC) (HD) (TV14)           son 11 (Taped)
to set boundaries in his rela-                                                                              machine; 18th-century flintlock
                                                                         DSC Weed Country Nate finds        pistol. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
tionship with Liz. (CC) (HD)                                             his farm ripped up; Matt meets
(TV14)                              10:30 p.m.                           with a supplier. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                            MAX (11:40) Banshee Lucas
                                                                                                            makes a decision that impacts
% 48 Hours A man helps a            $ 30 Rock Jack tries to influ-       (TV14)
new detective find his father’s                                                                             Carrie, Sugar, Job and the en-
                                    ence a congressional election        HIST (11:02) Pawn Stars The        tire Banshee police force; Nola
killer. (N) (CC) (HD)               to help a candidate for the ben-     Old Man offers a steak dinner
) The Doors Live at the Bowl                                                                                reconsiders her future. (CC)
                                    efit of the network. (CC) (HD)       and a cash prize as an incen-
’68 Concert from the Hollywood      (TV14)                               tive to boost profits. (CC) (HD)   (HD) (TVMA)
Bowl includes “Light My Fire”       4 It’s Always Sunny in               (TVPG)                             NICK (11:33) Friends Rachel
and “Hello, I Love You.” (CC)       Philadelphia Mac answers a           NICK Friends Monica and            winds up next to her boss at a
(HD) (TVPG)                         trivia question; Frank, Dennis,      Chandler learn their baby’s fa-    job interview; Joey feels aban-
4 It’s Always Sunny in              and Dee take their bar-banter        ther might not be an upstand-      doned. (CC) (TV14)
Philadelphia Frank and Mac          to the internet. (CC) (HD)           ing citizen. (CC) (TV14)           SPIKE (11:31) Savage Family
judge a competition to find Pad-    (TV14)                               OWN Lost and Found A               Diggers Ric heads to a South
dy’s next top model; creating a     L The Office Jim fears               Craigslist ad saves a young        Boston bar searching for relics
YouTube sensation. (CC) (HD)        Michael will tell the others he      woman’s life; a missing dog is     of the town’s bare knuckle box-
(TVMA)                              likes Pam. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          found; a student uncovers a        ing past. (HD) (TVPG)
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                        6 pm         6:30       7 pm         7:30       8 pm         8:30       9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
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                   KCRA 3 Chris             Access Hollywood (N) American Ninja War- Chicago Fire “Better to Saturday Night Live KCRA 3 Saturday
                #               Matthews (CC) (TVPG)                rior (N) (CC) (TVPG) Lie” (TV14)                  (CC) (TV14)               Team         Night Live
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                % Evening News              Bay         Judy        vestigation (TV14)       “Perennials” (TV14)      (N) (CC) (HD)             News         Half Men
                   Amazing Guitar: Frank Vinny With Great Performances Hugh Laurie ADD and Mastering It! Thirty six Amazing Guitar: Frank Vinny With
                & Tommy Emanuel                         performs blues and jazz. (TVPG)      ways to manage ADD and ADHD. Tommy Emanuel
                   News         Tempta- Jeopardy! Wheel of Celebrity Wife Swap 20/20 “The Camera Never Lies” (N) (CC) (HD) ABC7 News 11:00PM
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                   American Masters (5) Magic Moments: The Best of 50s Pop Musi- The Who Live in Texas The Doors Live at the Bowl ’68 Image-
                ) Author Harper Lee. cians perform. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                          ’75 (TVPG)               Concert from the Hollywood Bowl. makers
                   News 10 Jeopardy! Wheel of Inside Edi- Celebrity Wife Swap 20/20 “The Camera Never Lies” (N) (CC) (HD) News 10 Castle
                * at 6:00 (N) (TVG)         Fortune tion            (CC) (TVPG)                                                                 at 11:00 (11:35)
                   Bay Area NBC Bay Access Hollywood (N) American Ninja War- Chicago Fire “Better to Saturday Night Live Bay Area Saturday
                + News          Area        (CC) (TVPG)             rior (N) (CC) (TVPG) Lie” (TV14)                  (CC) (TV14)               News         Night Live
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                V (TVG)                     Life With Dr. Robert Holden (TVG) Neal Barnard (CC) (TVG)                 the brain’s potential. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
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                    Fast N’ Loud “Far-Out Weed Country (CC) Weed Country “Smug- Weed Country “Rip- Weed Country (CC) Weed Country “Rip-
              DSC Fairlane” (CC) (TV14)     (HD) (TV14)              gler’s Blues” (TV14)     pers” (CC) (TV14)       (HD) (TV14)               pers” (CC) (TV14)
                    Fashion Police (HD) E! News (HD)                 License to Wed (PG-13, ‘07) › (Robin Williams, There’s Something About Mary (R, ‘98) ››
                E! (TV14)                                            Mandy Moore) Premiere.                           (Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon)
                    College Basketball (5:30) Big East Tourna-       College Basketball Pac-12 Tournament, Final: SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN ment, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)            Teams TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)                       (HD) (Live)               (HD) (Live)
                    College Basketball                  College Basketball Big West Tournament, Fi- Basketball NBA                 NHRA Drag Racing Gatornation-
             ESPN2                                      nal: Teams TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)                               Tonight (N) als, Qualifying. (N Same-day Tape)
                    Harry Potter and the The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (PG, ‘05) ›››               The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (PG-13, ‘08) ››
              FAM Half-Blood Prince, ‘09 (Amber Tamblyn, Alexis Bledel) (HD)                               (Amber Tamblyn, Alexis Bledel) Premiere. (HD)
              FNC Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large              Jour.        FOX News Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large                Red Eye (HD)
             FOOD Worst Cooks               Diners      Diners       Diners       Diners      Restaurant: Im.         Chopped (HD)              Iron Chef America
                    UFC 158: St-Pierre vs. Two and a The Fighter (R, ‘10) ››› (Mark Wahlberg) Two brothers re- Ghost Rider (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Nicolas Cage,
                FX Diaz - Prelims (5) (N) Half Men unite to train for a historic boxing match. (HD)                   Eva Mendes) (HD)
              HALL The Nanny Express The Wish List ››› (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       Tom, Dick & Harriet Premiere. (HD) (TVPG)         Tom, Dick & Harriet
              HIST Swamp People (CC) Pawn               Pawn         Pawn         Pawn        Pawn         Pawn       Pawn         Pawn         Pawn         Pawn
                    House        Hunters House Hunters Reno- Love It or List It Too Love It or List It Opin- House                 Hunters House             Hunters
             HGTV Hunters Int’l             vation (CC) (TVG)        small, too cluttered.    ionated art collectors. Hunters Int’l             Hunters Int’l
                    Selena (5:30) (PG, ‘97) ››› (Jennifer Lopez, Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail (PG-13, ‘09) Pastor Brown (PG-13, ‘09) (Salli Richardson-
              LIFE Edward James Olmos) (CC) (HD)                     ›› (Tyler Perry) Premiere. (CC) (HD)             Whitfield, Nicole Ari Parker) (CC) (HD)
            MSNBC Lockup (HD)               Lockup “Inside L.A. County”                       Lockup: Holman          Lockup: Raw               Lockup: Corcoran
                    Ridicu-      Ridicu-    Ridicu-     Ridicu-      Gridiron Gang (PG-13, ‘06) ››› (The Rock, Xzibit) A counselor turns Walking Tall (PG-13,
              MTV lousness lousness lousness lousness juvenile criminals into football players.                                                 ‘04) ›› (HD)
                    Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Wendell & Marvin                          Supah        Wendell & See Dad The Nanny Friends               Friends
              NICK Bob           Bob        Bob         Bob          Vinnie (N) Marvin (N) Ninjas (N) Vinnie          Run (CC) (TVPG)           (TV14)       (11:33)
              OWN Lost and Found            Lost and Found           Lost and Found           Blackboard Wars (N) Unfaithful: Stories           Lost and Found
              OXY Walk the Line (5) (PG-13, ‘05) ›››                 Sweet Home Alabama (PG-13) ›› (Reese Witherspoon) Walk the Line (PG-13, ‘05) ›››
                    Independence Day        Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Savage                                 Savage       Savage       Savage
             SPIKE (3:45), ‘96 (HD)         Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Diggers Diggers Diggers Diggers
                    Quantum Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (R, ‘03) ››› (Arnold Underworld: Evolution (R, ‘06) ›› (Kate Beck- Underworld: Rise of
              SYFY of Solace Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl) (CC) (HD)                            insale, Scott Speedman)                           the Lycans (R) ››
                    The King The King The King The King Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Cougar                                         Get Mar-
               TBS of Queens of Queens of Queens of Queens Theory                 Theory      Theory       Theory     Theory       Theory       Town         ried?
              TCM Tootsie (5) ››››          Little Big Man (PG-13, ‘70) ››› (Dustin Hoffman)               John and Mary ››› Premiere.          The Graduate (11:15)
                    Extreme Extreme Dateline: Real Life              Dateline: Real Life      Dateline: Real Life     Dateline: Real Life       Dateline: Real Life
               TLC Couponing Couponing Mysteries (TV14)              Mysteries (TV14)         Mysteries (N) (TV14) Mysteries (N) (TV14) Mysteries (TV14)
                    King Kong (4) (PG-13, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (PG-13, ‘01) ››› (Elijah               Journey to the Center of the
               TNT ‘05) ››› (HD)            Wood) Creatures unite to destroy a powerful ring and defeat a lord. (HD)               Earth (10:45) (PG) ›› (HD)
                    Ben 10: Omniverse       Diary of a Wimpy Kid (PG, ‘10) ›› (Zachary The Ven- Family                Family       Cleveland Black Dy- The Boon-
             TOON (HD) (TVY7)               Gordon, Robert Capron) (HD)                       ture Bros. Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Show                 namite       docks
                    Ghost Adventures        Ghost Adventures         Ghost Adventures         Ghost Adventures        Ghost Adventures          Ghost Adventures
              TRAV Goldfield, NV. (TVPG) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         Goldfield, NV. (TVPG) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
             TRUTV Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Lizard                          Lizard       World’s Dumbest...
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                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special The 40-Year-Old Virgin
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) (R) ››› (HD)
                    Saturday Night Live The Cookout (6:55) (PG-13, ‘04) › (Ja Rule, Love & Hip Hop (HD) La La’s                    La La’s      40 Greatest Feuds
              VH-1 (5:50) (CC) (TV14)       Tim Meadows)                                      (TV14)                  Life         Life         (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)
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                    Austin & Jessie         A.N.T.      A.N.T.       Jessie       The Wizards Return: Gravity         A.N.T.       Austin & Good-            A.N.T.
              DISN Ally (TVG) (TVG)         Farm        Farm         (TVG)        Alex vs. Alex (NR)       Falls      Farm         Ally (TVG) Charlie        Farm
              ENC Bad Teach Bulletproof (6:35) (R) ›                 Friday Night Lights (PG-13) ›››                  Open Range (R, ‘03) ››› (CC)
                    Forrest Gump (5:30) (PG-13, ‘94) ››› (Tom The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13, ‘11) Boxing (10:15) Timothy Bradley, Jr. vs. Ruslan
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             STARZ Men in Black (5:50), ‘97             Men in Black II (PG-13, ‘02) ››       Men in Black 3, ‘12 ›› Premiere.                  John Carter (10:50)
              TMC I Will Follow (5:30)      The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, ‘11 Mother’s Day (R, ‘10) › (CC) (HD)                      Open House (R, ‘10)
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TVTIMES                                 SATURDAY LATE NIGHT                                                March 16-22, 2013                                     15

                     12 am 12:30 1 am                      1:30        2 am        2:30        3 am         3:30       4 am         4:30       5 am         5:30
                   30 Sec-     Star Wars: The Clone Storm Sto- Da Vinci’s Inquest             Lifetime Cook with Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Our World, S. Ras-
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               # Saturday Night Live Drop Lbs! Drop Lbs! Extra (2:02) (N) (CC) House                       House      Paid Prog. Focused Today (N) (CC)
                   Pre Auc- Best Sex O (R, ‘01) ›› (Mekhi Phifer) A jealous teen tries Want more Paid Pro- Agele$$ Younger Light Re- Cook with
               $ tion          Ever        to ruin his basketball teammate’s life.            sex?         gram       Cooking                   lief        No Flame
                   Two and a CSI: Miami (12:35) “Kill Judge          Eye on the Pre Auc- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Pre Auc- Hometime Mosaic                       Bay Sun-
               % Half Men Zone” (TV14)                  Judy         Bay           tion       gram         gram       tion         (TVG)        (TVG)       day (N)
               & Dr. Wayne Dyer: Wishes Fulfilled Getting the most out of life. (TVG)         ADD and Mastering It! (TVG)          Tackling Diabetes-Barnard
                   Castle “The Third Man” Private Practice “Wait ABC7 News 11:00PM Workout Paid Pro- Good Morning Ameri- ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ (CC) (TVPG)               and See” (TV14)           Repeat (CC) (HD)                      gram       ca (N) (CC) (HD)          (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Image         On Story Magic Moments: The Best of 50s Pop (TVG) Who in Texas                         The Doors Live at the Bowl ’68 Image
               * Castle        Comedy.TV (12:35)        Back Fat? SMART            Hazelton TrainIn10! Focused Paid Prog. Cooktop Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               + Saturday Night Live 1st Look House                  30 Rock Auction 1st Look House                   House        Turn Back Cook Safe Garden
               ` CSI: Miami (TV14)         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Paid Prog. Workout Paid Prog. California Old House Paid Prog.
               . Desmadrugados (N) (TV14)               Ahora        Como Dice el Dicho Clásicos de Sábado Gigante (TV14)                       Comed. Noticiero
               4 Movie Time                Death Wish V: The Face of Death (R, ‘94) ›         Great Sex Paid Prog. My Pillow Drop Lbs! Derm Ex Paid Prog.
               : Auction CMC Late Auction Paid Program                                        Off the Air
               ? Star Wars: Clone          Alleged (NR, ‘10) (Nathan West)                    Hollywood There         ’Til Death ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               D News          Latino TV LatiNation News             Sleep         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Workout Cooktop
               H 30S           Raymond SMART            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Tummy             Paid Prog. Joint Help Facelift? Mass
               J Sufrir        Pagado      Pagado       Pagado       Pagado        Pagado     Pagado       Pagado     Pagado       Pagado       Auction Pagado
               L Futurama Futurama On Air               McCarver 1st Family Box Office Jersey Girl (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Ben Affleck)                Paid Prog. Auction
               P 12 Corazones (TV14) Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Misa de las Americas
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               V Austin City Limits        Shift Happens! Live                     Protect Your Memory                Super Brain With Dr. Rudy Tanzi (CC) (TVG)
               ¨ Fine Art Paint            Paint        California’s Gold          Desert     Journeys Spain          Makem’s Ireland           Ireland     Inner
               ± Psych (CC) (TVPG) Psych (CC) (TVPG) Psych (CC) (TVPG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Paid Prog. Auction Significant Insights 360 Life Aspiring Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Ministry Ministry
              A&E Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Insanity! ShopCoins Get Sub D Jillian
              AMC Gone in Sixty Seconds (11) ›          CSI: Miami (TV14)          CSI: Miami (TV14)       CSI: Miami (TV14)       CSI: Miami (TV14)        Immortal
              ANIM Freak       Freak       Lost Tape Lost Tape Weird               Weird      Extreme Extreme Weird                Weird        Untamed and Uncut
              BET Deliver Us From Eva (11) (R) ›› B.A.P.S (PG-13, ‘97) › (Halle Berry) (CC)                One Mic Popoff          BET Inspiration (TVG)
            BRAVO Juno (11), ‘07 ›››       Mr. Deeds (PG-13, ‘02) › (Adam Sandler)            LA Shrinks              Smile        Back Fat? Proactiv Luminess
              CMT Redneck Vacation         After        Blue Collar Comedy: Ctry Fried Paid Prog. Insanity! CMT Music (TVPG)                    CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Treasure Detectives Suze Orman Show                Suze Orman Show          Options Smile           Pain         Kitchen Skincare Insanity!
              CNN Healthcare               Healthcare Newsroom Piers Morgan Live              Weekend Early Start Early Start Gupta             Saturday Morning
              COM Zack and Miri Make a Porno (R) Grandma’s Boy (1:19) (R, ‘06) › (CC) (HD)                 Daniel Tosh: Serious Tosh.0          Loss        Grow Hair
            CSNBA SportsNet Clubhouse Red Bull King of the SportsNet SportsNet Williams Drop Lbs! Body                             Knife Set Paid Prog. Fat
             CSPN Washington This Week (10)                                                   Washington This         Washington Journal
              DSC Weed Country (TV14) Weed Country (TV14) Weed Country (TV14) Hang Ups Combat! Free                                Paid Prog. Pain Relief Insanity!
               E! Theres       Burning Burning The Soup Chelsea Chelsea After Late After Late Smile                                Shaun T’s 1 Minute WEN Hair
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)         SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)         SportsCenter (N)
             ESPN2 NASCAR Racing                                     The Fab Five                                     SEC Storied               Basketball NBA
              FAM Serendipity (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (HD)                   Phil Coll. Paid Prog. Luminess Mom               Pain         Cleanest Homes           Z. Levitt
              FNC Huckabee (HD)            Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large              FOX and Friends Sunday (N) (HD)
             FOOD Restaurant: Im.          Chopped (HD)              Iron Chef America        Diners       Diners     Cleanest Homes            Smile       Paid Prog.
               FX Ghost Rider (10) ›› Anger             BrandX With                Archer     Legit        BrandX With             Sunny        Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              HALL Tom, Dick & Harriet Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Frasier                 Frasier    Frasier      Frasier      Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         Pawn         Pawn          Pawn       Pawn         Pawn       Cook Safe Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (CC)
             HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It (TVG) WEN Hair Skincare WEN Hair TRIA
              LIFE Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail (12:02), ‘09 Pastor Brown (2:02) (PG-13, ‘09) (CC) (HD)           Chris        Chris        Hair Loss Nopalea
            MSNBC Lockup (HD)              Lockup (HD)               Lockup “Inside L.A. County”                      Hardball Business Up W/Chris Hayes (N)
              MTV Walking Tall (11) ›› Jackass Jackass Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Mac Miller Mac Miller
              NICK Friends Friends George               George Lopez (1:45) George            George       My Wife My Wife Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Full House
              OXY Walk the Line (10:30), ‘05 ›››        The Face                   Model      Sexy Abs Paid Prog. Back Fat? Kitchen TrainIn10! ifocus
             SPIKE Auction Auction Diggers Diggers Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Insanity! Hang Ups Great Sex Paid Prog.
              SYFY Underworld              Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (R, ‘03) ››› (CC)            Repo Men (R, ‘10) › (Jude Law, Forest Whitaker) (CC)
              TBS Why Did I Get Married? (11:30) ›› (HD)             Head of State (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (CC) (HD)          Married      Married      Married     Married
              TCM The Graduate (11:15) Kramer vs. Kramer (1:15) (PG, ‘79) ››››                Hungry Hill (NR) ›› (Margaret Lockwood)           The Fighting 69th, ‘40
              TLC Dateline: Real Life      Dateline: Real Life       Medical Examiner         Grow Hair Skin!         Cook Safe Hair Rest. Miracle          HOPE Fit
              TNT Journey Deep Impact (PG-13, ‘98) ›› (Robert Duvall) (HD)                    Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG)
             TOON Bleach (N) Naruto        Evangelion 1.11: You Are (Not) Alone (NR, ‘07) (HD)             Fullmetal Cowboy Cowboy Inuyasha Inuyasha
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...        Lizard        Lizard     World’s Dumbest...      Hair Rest. Paid Prog. Ultimate Mom
            TVLAND The King of Queens King              Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne
              USA The 40-Year-Old Virgin (11) ››› (HD)               WWE A.M. Raw (N)         House “Joy” (TV14)      House (CC) (TV14)         Cook Safe Sexiest
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              VH-1 40 Greatest Feuds       Jenny        Best         Love & Hip Hop           Love & Hip Hop          Black Ink Crew (TV14) Behind the Music
            WGN-A Chris        Chris       Jersey Girl (PG-13) ›› (Ben Affleck) (HD)          Tomorrow Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Facts              Key/David Beyond
              DISN Jessie      Austin      Shake It ANT Farm Good                  The Thirteenth Year ›› (CC)        Deck         Deck         Fish        Phineas
              ENC Open Rng Get Carter (12:20) ›                      Conspiracy Theory (2:10) (R) ›› (Mel Gibson)                  Junior (PG-13) ›››
              HBO Road,        The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (12:45) (HD)                    Troy (3:10) (R, ‘04) ››› (Brad Pitt, Eric Bana) (CC) (HD)
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              MAX Banshee Girls Bed Sex Tapes (1:05) (NR) (HD)                     Wrath of the Titans (PG-13) ›      Femme        When a Man Loves a Woman (R)
             SHOW Jim Rome, Sho            Shameless (1:15)          Lies          Californ. Bill Bellamy’s Ladies Night Out Comedy Tour War Horse ›››
             STARZ John Carter (10:50) Spartacus: War                Men in Black II (2:15)                Stz Studio The Bourne Supremacy, ‘04 ›››
              TMC Open         Mother’s Day (R, ‘10) › (CC) (HD)                   Open House (R) (HD)                Drugstore Cowboy (R) (HD)             Swinging
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TVTIMES                                     SUNDAY MORNING                                             March 16-22, 2013                                  16

                      6 am        6:30       7 am        7:30       8 am        8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     Smile      10 Minute Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                          NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Food City 500. (CC)
              #     Meet the Press (N)    KCRA 3 Reports - Morning News Early Fesai, Javora. (N) NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at Pittsburgh Penguins. (N)
              $     Auction Shaun T’s In Touch                   KRON 4 News Weekend (N) (CC)                  J. Osteen Auction Yng- Skin Bay Area
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               % (CC) (HD) Sunday Morning (N) Doodle- Liberty’s Nation (N) Road(N) the Final
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               & Healthy Hormones         Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) (TVG)         Great Performances (TVPG)          Barbra Streisand: One Night Only
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning Ameri- This Week W/ George ABC7 News 9:00AM College Basketball SEC Tournament, Final:
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)            ca (N) (CC) (HD)       Stephanopoulos          (N) (CC) (HD)         Teams TBA. (N) (HD) (Live)
               ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                                                                                                               Classic
               * News 10 6am Sunday Good Morning                 News 10 8am Sunday This Week                  College Basketball
               + Today (N) (CC)           Today in the Bay (N) Meet the Press (N)        Press       NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at Pittsburgh Penguins. (N)
               ` Cook Safe CBS News Sunday Morning (N) Face the Nation (N) Road to Final                       College Basketball
               . Desayuno Desayuno Crema de Crema de EscueVIP EscueVIP Al Punto (N)                            República Deportiva Fútbol Mexicano
               4 Sun Mass Smarter? Berteau Ministries Dr. Fred Price                     Popoff      HairWavz Sexy Gorgeous Legs! Paid Prog. Hair Loss
               : TV Mass Auction Paid Prog. Auction WEN Hair 10 Minute Auction Hair Loss Sitaarre                                       TrainIn10! Get Sub D
               ? Secret        House      News                   News                    News                  Good Day                 Car Czar WHAD
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               D Paid Prog. Light         Get Sub D Dog Tales Into Wild Animals People               Smile     Insanity! WEN Hair Cooktop 10 Minute
               H Skin!         Speak      Berteau Facts          Fox News Sunday         Skincare NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Food City 500. (CC)
               J Pagado Zumba Fit Pagado Auction Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
               L Paid Prog. Auction Ever Increasing Faith Sikora             KPIX 5 News Sunday Auction WEN Hair Hollywood Mystery Get Fit
               P Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Raggs                           Raggs       Noodle      LazyTown Pagado        Pagado      Caravana Operacion
               R Pagado Pagado Facelift               Pagado     Knife Set Moda 15 Verdad            Pagado    Pagado       Pagado      ·Vivir Más! Pagado
               V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
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              A&E Cook Safe Insanity! Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14)
              AMC Mad Men (TV14)          Mad Men (TV14)         The Killing (TV14)      The Usual Suspects (R, ‘95) ››› (CC) (HD)                   Hulk ››
              ANIM Dogs 101 (TVPG)        Dogs 101 (TVPG)        Bad Dog! (TVMA)         Bad Dog! (TVPG)       Gator Boys (TVPG)        Gator Boys (TVPG)
               BET BET’s Morning Inspiration (TVG)               Popoff      P. Chris Bobby Jones Gospel Lift Voice Matters             Matters      Woman
            BRAVO Kathy                   LA Shrinks             Housewives/Atl.         Shahs of Sunset       Vanderpump Rules         Matchmaker
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)      CMT Music (TVPG)         Music        Hot 20
             CNBC Cook Safe Insanity! TRIA            Zumba Fit Shirt Off! Paid Prog. Cook Safe Superfood Mom               Insanity! Heal Power-Juicing
              CNN State of the Union      Fareed Zakaria GPS Reliable Sources (N) State of the Union           Fareed Zakaria GPS Newsroom Next List
              COM HOPE Fit Zumba Fit Insanity Workout            Comedy John Mulaney                 Major League (9:28) (R, ‘89) ›› (Tom Berenger) (CC)
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Best Mop Landscap World’s Best Blender 10 Minute Anti-Aging LiveWell LiveWell
             CSPN Washington Journal News             Washington This Week                                                              Washington This
              DSC Loss         David      Paid Prog. Youssef J. Osteen In Touch Under Siege: Border Bering Sea Gold                     Yukon Men (TVPG)
                E! Get Sub D Paid Prog. Fashion Police (TV14) E! News (N) (HD)           Kourtney-Kim          The Soup There’s Something About Mary
             ESPN Outside Reporters SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                    Basketball            College Basketball
             ESPN2 NASCAR Now (N)         Outside Reporters Basketball                   SportsCenter (N)      MLS Soccer Houston Dynamo at FC Dallas.
              FAM Prince       Mass       Boy/World Boy/World Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (PG) ››› (Daniel Radcliffe) (HD)                Sisterhood
              FNC FOX and Friends         News HQ Housecall America’s News HQ America’s News Headquarters (N) (HD)                      Fox News Sunday
             FOOD 10 Minute Yng- Skin Rachael Ray’s              Giada       Trisha’s Pioneer Paula            Not My       Guy’s       Sand.        Be.- Made
                FX Total Gym Pain         2012 (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor) (HD)                         Death Race (R, ‘08) ›› (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Honeymoon for One
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Modern Marvels (TVG) American American American American American American American American
             HGTV WEN Hair Yng- Skin Income Income Income Income Income Income Income Income Property Brothers
              LIFE Williams Back Fat? In Touch                   Get Sub D Jeremiah J. Osteen Skincare Double               Unanswered Prayers (Eric Close)
            MSNBC Up W/Chris Hayes (5) Melissa Harris-Perry (N) (HD)                     Weekends With Alex Witt (N) (HD)               Meet the Press (CC)
              MTV Failoso      Failoso    World of Jenks         World of Jenks          Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Snooki & JWOWW
              NICK Rugrats Rugrats Parents Parents Rangers Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Turtles                                           Turtles
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday
              OXY Workout Better H20 Hour of Power               The Sweetest Thing (NR) › (Cameron Diaz) Fever Pitch, ‘05 ››           Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Total Gym Paid Prog. Insanity! Paid Prog. Insanity! Xtreme             Horse.    Trucks!      MuscleCar Bar Rescue (TVPG)
              SYFY Cook Safe Zumba Fit Defrosting Deep           Defrosting Cook Safe Scream of the Banshee (R, ‘11) (CC) (HD)          Leprechaun (HD)
               TBS Married Married Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Friends Friends Friends Friends Cougar                                 Meet the Browns, ‘08
              TCM Fight 69th Three Cheers for the Irish (6:45) (NR) ››       Finian’s Rainbow (G, ‘68) ››› (Fred Astaire)               Daughter-Rosie
               TLC Paid Prog. Insanity! Dr. Fred Price           Yng- Skin Paid Prog. Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (CC)
               TNT Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14)
             TOON Looney Looney Dragons Johnny T Beyblade Pokémon Ben 10: Omniverse Lantern Justice                                     Ben 10: Alien Swarm
              TRAV Off Limits (TVPG)      Armed       Armed      Mysteries-Museum        Bizarre Foods         Bizarre Foods            Man, Food Man, Food
             TRUTV Smile       Loss       Williams Insanity! Spring Break                Sexiest               Most Shocking (TV14) Most Shocking (TV14)
            TVLAND Cosby       Cosby      The Cosby Show         Cosby       Cosby       Cosby       Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne
              USA Cook Safe Yng- Skin Cook Safe Jeremiah P. Chris J. Osteen NCIS (CC) (TVPG)                   NCIS (CC) (TVPG)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)
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              DISN Octonauts Mickey       Mickey      Doc McSt. Pirates      Sofia       Phineas Gravity       Good         Jessie      The Luck of the Irish
              ENC Junior, ‘94 Casper (PG, ‘95) ›››               Bringing Down the House (8:10), ‘03           Hindenburg: The Last Flight           Hindenbrg
              HBO Dudley Do-Right (HD)                Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (PG) ›››        J. Guare Boxing
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              MAX When a Man              The Road to El Dorado (6:50), ‘00 An American Werewolf in Paris Firestorm (R) › (HD)                       Meet
             SHOW War Horse (5), ‘11 (HD)             Mansfield Park, ‘99 ››› (HD)                   Chicago (PG-13, ‘02) ››› (HD)                   My Week
             STARZ Laws of Attraction (5:55) ››       Arthur Christmas (PG)              Memoirs of a Geisha (9:10) (PG-13, ‘05) ›››                 MIB 3
              TMC Swinging With           The Last Play at Shea (7:15) (HD)              New York Stories (PG) ›› (HD)                  Why Stop Now? ›
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TVTIMES                                   SUNDAY AFTERNOON                                                 March 16-22, 2013                                     17

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30        2 pm        2:30        3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm         5:30
              ^     NASCAR Racing                      A Knight’s Tale (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (Heath Ledger) (CC)            Fox News Sunday           News at 5pm (N)
              #     PGA Tour Golf Tampa Bay Championship, Final Round. (N) (CC)               EP Daily Justin         LazyTown Noodle           KCRA 3 NBC News
              $     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Focused Auction Younger Auction FreeBullet J. Hanna J. Hanna Focused Sleep
                               College
               % College (N) (CC) Basketball Big Ten Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. NCAA Championship Tim Mc- Kids
                    Basketball          (HD) (Live)                                           Selection Show          Carver
                                                                                                                                   Liberty’s Face the KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                                Nation (N) News
               & Unleash the Power of the Female Brain              Elvis ’56 Presley’s early years.      Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) (TVG)            Judy
                    NBA        NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Los Angeles Clippers. 10 Minute Bay                  Food for Food             ABC7        World
               _               (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                           Trainer     Weather Thought Rush                  News        News
               ) Masterpiece Classic (11:30)           Masterpiece Classic Masterpiece Classic (2:44)                 Masterpiece Classic Masterpiece Classic
               * NBA           NBA Basketball: Knicks at Clippers                             McCarver One/Road Recipe             Food         News        ABC News
               + PGA Tour Golf Tampa Bay Championship, Final Round. (N) (CC)                  MLB Preseason Baseball Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants.
               ` Basketball College Basketball                                                NCAA Selection Show Liberty          Jdg Judy News            CBS News
               . Fútbol Mexicano           República Deportiva Para Volver a Amar             Fábrica de Risas Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo.           Nueva Vida (N)
               4 SMART TRIA                Paid Prog. Paid Prog. LiveWell Paid Prog. Edgemont Edgemont Traveler Hair Loss Jim                               Scrubs
               : Nima TV (TVPG)                                     Auction Best Sex Auction LiveWell Cook Safe Auction Horse Rc Taiwan
               ? Real Life Wild Am. Entertainment Tonight Jdg Judy Clubhouse MLB Preseason Baseball Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants.
               @ Journal In Focus Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal In Focus Mormon Tomorrow Journal Euromaxx
               D Cook Safe Paid Prog. Green            Home.        Game         Storms       Burn Notice (TVPG) ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends                Friends
               H NASCAR Racing                         SkinScrt Light            Acne         Jersey Girl (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Ben Affleck)         Seinfeld News
               J Fabrica de Fabrica de Don Cheto                    Chuper       Chuper       Milagros                Jenni                     Dos Caras de un Pillo
               L Anti-Aging Auction Hollywood Cook Safe Auction Anderson Comedy.TV (TVPG) Judge B. Judge B. Chris                                           King
               P Enfoque Deportivo Dirty (R) ›› (Cuba Gooding Jr.) (HD)                       Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, ‘06 ›› (HD)
               R Pagado Pagado Vida Es una Canción Venga el Domingo                           Venga el Domingo        Fin de Semana             La Historia
               V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                              Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
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               ¨ California’s Gold         Desert      Journeys Spain            Makem’s Ireland          Ireland     Quilt        Garden       Piano Guy Opinion
               ± World’s Best Blender Monk (CC) (TVPG)              Monk (CC) (TVPG)          Monk (CC) (TVPG)        Monk (CC) (TVPG)          Monk (CC) (TVPG)
               ¥ Christn Worshp            Ministry Christ... Auction Passion! Paid Prog. Joint Help Like You Dr. Ho                            Ministry Ministry
              A&E Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14)
              AMC Hulk (11:30) (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (Eric Bana) (HD)                  Gone in Sixty Seconds (PG-13) › (Nicolas Cage) (HD)            Godzilla ›› (HD)
              ANIM Finding Bigfoot         Finding Bigfoot (CC) Finding Bigfoot               Finding Bigfoot         Wild West Alaska          Wild West Alaska (N)
               BET Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day › B.A.P.S (PG-13, ‘97) › (Halle Berry, Martin Landau) (CC) Dreamgirls, ‘06 ››› (HD)
            BRAVO Matchmaker               Real Housewives          Real Housewives           Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.           Housewives/Atl.
              CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11:30) (CC) (TVPG)              Luke         Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity (CC) (TV14) Blue Collar Comedy Tour
             CNBC Insanity! Cooktop Insanity! Octspring WEN Hair Zumba Fit Phil Coll. Insanity! Princess On Money 60 Minutes on CNBC
              CNN Your Money (N)           CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Atlanta Child Murders
              COM Coneheads (11:55) (PG) ›› (Dan Aykroyd)           Malibu’s Most Wanted (1:56) (PG-13) ››            Waiting... (3:56) (R, ‘05) ›› (CC) (HD)
            CSNBA Paid Prog. Flugtag Flugtag Flugtag Red Bull King of the Warriors Warriors NBA Basketball: Warriors at Rockets
             CSPN Washington This Week (11)                                                   News        Washington This Week                  Q&A
              DSC Booze-America            Booze-America            Dual Survival (TV14) Dual Survival (TV14) Dual Survival (TV14) Dual Survival (TV14)
                E! There’s Something       Burning Burning License to Wed (PG-13) › (Robin Williams)                  Giuliana & Bill (TVPG) Giuliana & Bill (TVPG)
             ESPN Bracketology (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                           SportsCenter (N)        Bracketology (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
             ESPN2 ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open: Men’s and Women’s Finals. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                        NHRA Drag Racing Gatornationals. (CC)
              FAM The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (11:30) The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 ›› (HD)                    P.S. I Love You, ‘07 ›› (HD)
              FNC Jour.        FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) (HD)                  Fox News Sunday         FOX Report (N)            Huckabee (N) (HD)
             FOOD Anne Burrell             Restaurant: Im.          Chopped (TVG)             Chopped “Belly Up”      Chopped (TVG)             My. Diners My. Diners
                FX Death Race (10:30)      Predators (R, ‘10) ›› (Adrien Brody) (HD)          Ghost Rider (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes) (HD)
              HALL Honeymoon for One Tom, Dick & Harriet (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     The Wish List ››› (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                A Taste of Romance
              HIST Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars Cnt. Cars The Bible Noah endures God’s wrath. (TV14)
             HGTV Love It or List It (CC) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG)
              LIFE Unanswer Come Early Morning (R, ‘06) ››› (HD)                 Selena (PG, ‘97) ››› (Jennifer Lopez) (CC) (HD)                Pastor Brown (HD)
            MSNBC MSNBC Live (N)                                    Caught on Camera          Caught on Camera        Caught on Camera          Caught on Camera
              MTV Ridic.       Ridic.      Walking Tall (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (HD)                  Ridiculousness Johnny Knoxville; “Makeshift Ramps.” (TVPG)
              NICK Parents Parents Winx Club Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Super Soul Sunday Master Class                    Master Class              Master Class            Oprah’s Next Chapter Oprah’s Next Chapter
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)            Snapped                 Snapped: Killer           Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG) Bar Rescue (TVPG)
              SYFY Leprechaun (11) ›› Leprechaun 2 (R) › (Warwick Davis) (HD)                 Leprechaun (R) ›› (Warwick Davis) (HD)            Leprechaun 2 (HD)
               TBS Meet the Browns (11) Daddy’s Little Girls (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (HD)             Why Did I Get Married? (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (CC) (HD)              Married
              TCM Daughter-Rosie           Shake Hands With the Devil (NR, ‘59) ›››           Young Cassidy (NR, ‘65) ››› (Rod Taylor)          Rising of Moon
               TLC Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (CC) Borrowed Borrowed Gypsy Sisters (TV14) Gypsy Sisters (TV14)
               TNT Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) The Librarian: Quest for the Spear ›› (CC) Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mine
             TOON Ben 10       Ben 10: Alien Force Ben 10: Alien Force Ben 10: Omniverse                  Ben 10      Ben 10       Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens (NR)
              TRAV Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Mega RV Countdown Trip Flip Trip Flip
             TRUTV Most Shocking (TV14) World’s Dumbest...          World’s Dumbest...        World’s Dumbest...      Selection Sunday          Bluegrass Kingdom
            TVLAND Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls
              USA NCIS (CC) (TVPG)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)          NCIS (CC) (TVPG)        NCIS “Tribes” (TV14) NCIS (CC) (TV14)
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              VH-1 Cookout Black Ink Crew (TV14) Black Ink Crew (1:45) (TV14)                 Love & Hip Hop (2:50) Love & Hip Hop (3:55) Mob Wives (TV14)
            WGN-A Funny Home Videos MLB Preseason Baseball Chicago Cubs at Oakland Athletics. (N)                     Bloopers! How I Met How I Met How I Met
              DISN Luck Irish Austin       Good        Good         Good         Good         ANT Farm Dog            Jessie       Shake It Austin          Austin
              ENC Hindenburg               Just Go With It (1:15) (PG-13) ››                  The Jerk (3:15) (R) ›› (Steve Martin)             Bulletproof (4:50) ›
              HBO Boxing       Road,       Real Time/Bill Maher The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2:15) (HD)                         Harry Potter-Prisoner of Azkaban
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              MAX Meet the Fockers (11:30) ››          Screwed (PG-13, ‘00) › (CC)            Dragon Eyes (3:05) (R, ‘12) (CC) Lake Placid (4:35) (HD)
             SHOW My Week-Mar.             Real Steel (1:10) (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (CC) (HD)                    The World According to Dick Cheney (TVMA) Payback
             STARZ Men in Black 3 (11:45)              The Bourne Supremacy (1:40), ‘04                   Men in Black II (3:40)                Stz Studio Arthur C
              TMC Why Stop Saved! (12:35) (HD)                      Black Death (2:15) (R) ››› (HD)                   Blackthorn (R) (HD)                   Constant
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TVTIMES                              SUNDAY EVENING                                       March 16-22, 2013                              18


7 p.m.                                                          Sunday                                        9 p.m.
^ H Bob’s Burgers On Hal-                                                                                     ^ H Family Guy An unfortu-
loween, the Belcher kids head        USA NCIS A girl’s kidnapping        the city visits Phil and Kay. (CC)   nate sky-diving accident sends
to a neighborhood known for          turns into something bigger.        (HD)                                 Peter to the hospital, where he
distributing full-size candy bars.   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    AMC The Walking Dead Rick            makes a new friend. (N) (CC)
(CC) (HD PA) (TVPG)                                                      and the Governor convene to          (HD) (TV14)
# + Dateline NBC Narcotics                                                                                    # + All-Star Celebrity Ap-
                                                                         create a peace treaty. (CC) (HD)
detectives work with drug deal-      7:30 p.m.                           (TVMA)
                                                                                                              prentice The contestants per-
                                                                                                              form a soap opera to promote
ers; a young woman’s family                                              BRAVO The Real Housewives
                                     ^ H The Cleveland Show                                                   a product; a team member is
looks into her disappearance.                                            of Atlanta Porsha waits until
                                     Donna tries to keep Cleveland                                            confronted. (N) (CC) (HD)
(N) (CC) (HD)                                                            she’s with Kordell to take a
                                     out of her campaign as she                                               (TVPG)
$ Cold Case Files A woman                                                pregnancy test; NeNe travels to
                                     runs for a spot on the school                                            $ Entertainment Tonight Va-
claims she was assaulted by                                              New York. (N) (TV14)
                                     board. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                              lerie Harper’s former co-stars
the man that killed her hus-
                                     4 Are We There Yet? Kevin is        DSC Yukon Men Bob and Char-          discuss her diagnosis. (CC)
band. (CC) (TV14)
% 60 Minutes (N) (CC) (HD)           torn on how to run his cam-         lie become desperate to bag a        % The Good Wife Alicia and
_ * America’s Funniest               paign for class president. (HD)     moose; Stan Zuray’s sled dog         Will can ask only three ques-
Home Videos People dressed           (TVPG)                              faces emergency surgery. (CC)        tions per witness during an in-
as superheroes; people learn         ¨ California’s Gold Consid-         (HD) (TVPG)                          quest at the coroner’s office.
loved ones are pregnant; talk-       ered to be the world’s largest      E! Giuliana & Bill Bill takes Giu-   (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
ing pets. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           free-standing boulder, Giant        liana on an unexpected trip.         _ * Revenge Jack is suspi-
` The Amazing Race A dou-            Rock was the site of numerous       (HD) (TVPG)                          cious when Conrad and Victoria
ble U-turn in Vietnam; one team      UFO conventions. (CC)               HIST The Bible The Jews are          start a charity in Amanda
receives crushing news. (N)          A&E Duck Dynasty Willie gets        enslaved in Babylon; Daniel is       Clarke’s name. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                     bit by the broadcasting bug and     thrown into the lions’ den;          (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                     decides to host his own radio       Mary bears a child. (N) (CC)         ` The Mentalist A female
4 Tyler Perry’s Meet the                                                                                      Army medic who worked with
Browns Will secretly takes           show. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              (HD) (TV14)
                                     TRUTV Impractical Jokers The        NICK Wendell & Vinnie Wendell        soldiers with post-traumatic
dancing lessons so he can take                                                                                stress disorder is found dead.
Sasha to a party; the Colonel        guys share shameful secrets in      seeks Vinnie’s advice about
                                     the park; don headsets at a         asking a girl to be his valen-       (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
and Edna decide to move out                                                                                   4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
of Brown Meadows. (CC) (HD)          fast food drive-through. (HD)       tine; Vinnie gets an idea. (CC)
                                                                         (HD) (TVPG)                          KOFY (CC) (TVG)
(TVPG)                                                                                                        ? Criminal Minds Hotchner
                                                                         OWN Oprah’s Next Chapter
? CSI: Miami The team
probes the mind of a sniper
                                     8 p.m.                              Chelsea Handler discusses her
                                                                                                              and his team attempt to get in-
                                                                                                              side the mind of a psychotic
who killed three people in           ^ H The Simpsons Lisa               show, her boyfriend, her rela-       killer. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
downtown Miami during rush           must defend her brother when        tionship with her father and get-    D Movie “Mickey Blue Eyes”
hour. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               Bart is falsely accused of          ting a DUI. (HD) (TV14)              (1999, PG-13) Hugh Grant.
D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           pulling a prank on Easter. (N)      SHOW House of Lies Jeannie           (2:00)
L CSI: Miami A dead man              (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    consults with an adult toy com-      L The Closer The Major
trussed up like a Thanksgiving       $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC)             pany. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)               Crimes Division investigates
turkey is found hanging from a       % The Amazing Race A dou-           SPIKE Bar Rescue The Mys-            the hit-and-run murder of a girl
tree. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               ble U-turn in Vietnam; one team     tique Lounge in West Palm            on a bicycle. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
± Monk Monk tries to figure          receives crushing news. (N)         Beach, Fla. (HD) (TVPG)              ¨ Schools That Change Com-
out how a person who has             (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    TLC Gypsy Sisters Mellie’s           munities K-12 public schools in
been dead for six years could        _ * Once Upon a Time                honeymoon phase is short-lived       five states address educational
have committed a murder. (CC)        David, Emma and Mr. Gold try        as she faces a pregnancy com-        reform at the community level.
(HD) (TVPG)                          to protect Mary Margaret from       plication and jail time. (CC)        (CC) (TVG)
A&E Duck Dynasty Jase feels          a vengeful Regina. (N) (CC)         (HD) (TV14)                          ± Law & Order: Criminal In-
he deserves a new office; Miss       (HD) (TVPG)                         TRUTV Upload With Shaquille          tent An investigation puts de-
Kay asks Willie to buy her           ) (8:12) Masterpiece Classic        O’Neal Photos with unsuspect-        tectives amid a violent gang
some goats. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         The Crawleys embark on a trip       ing tourists; Gary learns about      war. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
BRAVO The Real Housewives            to a Scottish hunting lodge.        weight-lifting competitions. (HD)    A&E Duck Dynasty Willie has
of Atlanta (TV14)                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    USA NCIS A Navy lieutenant’s         big plans for the company’s
DSC Yukon Men Stan comes             ` The Good Wife Alicia and          murder is caught on tape by a        40th anniversary; Miss Kay
close to losing his winter’s sup-    Will can ask only three ques-       Pentagon security camera. (CC)       wants to buy a new home. (CC)
ply of fish; Courtney tries for      tions per witness during an in-     (HD) (TVPG)                          (HD) (TVPG)
her first moose. (CC) (HD)           quest at the coroner’s office.                                           AMC The Walking Dead While
(TVPG)                               (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                     the Governor is gone, a traitor
E! Giuliana & Bill The couple        4 Dance Party All-New Bay
                                     Area show with local dancers,
                                                                         8:30 p.m.                            tries to sabotage his plans. (N)
                                                                                                              (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
prepare for the restaurant
opening. (N) (HD) (TVPG)             ’80’s music.                        ^ H The Cleveland Show               BRAVO The Real Housewives
OWN Oprah’s Next Chapter             ? Burn Notice Michael must          Cleveland pursues his dream of       of Atlanta Porsha waits until
The Wayans family, including         work with an assassin to locate     becoming a major league base-        she’s with Kordell to take a
Keenan, Kim, Shawn, Marlon,          a witness. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         ball scout. (N) (CC) (HD PA)         pregnancy test; NeNe travels to
Damon Jr., Damien Dante and          D Law & Order Briscoe and           (TV14)                               New York. (TV14)
Craig, discusses love, family        Curtis seek the help of Balti-      A&E Duck Dynasty The ware-           DSC Yukon Men The villagers
and the future of comedy. (HD)       more Detectives Munch and           house guys lose their pet            race to prepare for the brutal
(TVPG)                               Falsone. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           lizard; Willie and Si ride along     winter season before ices and
SHOW Shameless The family            L Bones Booth and Brennan           with the West Monroe Police.         snow engulfs the town. (CC)
gathers for the real Aunt Gin-       investigate the death of a truck    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     (HD) (TVPG)
ger’s fake funeral. (CC) (HD)        company employee. (CC) (HD)         NICK See Dad Run Amy is jeal-        E! Kourtney and Kim Take Mia-
(TVMA)                               (TV14)                              ous of David’s first wedding;        mi Khloe gets a hosting job on
                                     ¨ The Reagan Presidency             the children set out to give Amy     “The X-Factor”; Kim and Kourt-
SPIKE Bar Rescue Jon must fix                                                                                 ney get competitive. (N) (HD)
a rat-infested bar owned by two      Reagan administration’s foreign     the wedding she deserves. (N)
                                                                         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     (TV14)
fraternity brothers in Fells         policy, including the role presi-                                        HBO Girls (Season Finale) Han-
Point, Md. (HD) (TVPG)               dent played in ending the Cold      SHOW Californication Becca
                                                                         ponders career choices while         nah must write her book in a
TLC Gypsy Sisters Nettie, Kay-       War. (CC) (Part 2 of 3) (TVG)                                            single day; Marnie misinter-
la and Laura suspect Mellie          ± Monk After Monk witnesses         Charlie and Stu try to win back
                                                                                                              prets Charlie’s intentions; Ray
may be pregnant; Mellie has          a Chinese mob killing, he goes      Marcy. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)              makes a career move in hopes
serious doubts about the wed-        into protective custody. (CC)       TRUTV Upload With Shaquille          of impressing Shoshanna. (N)
ding. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               (HD) (TVPG)                         O’Neal Shaq gets revenge on          (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
TRUTV Impractical Jokers The         A&E Duck Dynasty The men            Aaron Carter on the court; Gary
guys put their green thumbs to       give John Luke relationship ad-     and Godfrey play “What’s In My
the test. (HD)                       vice; a pet photographer from       Mouth.” (HD)                            Continued on next page
TVTIMES                             SUNDAY EVENING                                      March 16-22, 2013                               19

LIFE Army Wives The group           ± Law & Order: Criminal In-                                             winter season before ices and
comes together to say goodbye
to a loved one; Roxy and Gloria
                                    tent An esteemed nun is slain
                                    in her inner-city church. (CC)
                                                                        10:30 p.m.                          snow engulfs the town. (CC)
                                                                                                            (HD) (TVPG)
befriend an Army wife. (N) (CC)     (HD) (TV14)                         $ Inside Edition Weekend (N)        E! Kourtney and Kim Take Mia-
(HD) (TVPG)                         A&E Duck Dynasty Willie and         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    mi Khloe gets a hosting job on
OWN Oprah’s Next Chapter                                                L The Office When Jan con-          “The X-Factor”; Kim and Kourt-
                                    Jase take their wives deer hunt-    ducts a seminar for the female
Spiritual healer John of God;       ing; Si finds treasure as he                                            ney get competitive. (HD)
“miracle” healings; controver-                                          employees, Michael takes the        (TV14)
                                    digs through Miss Kay’s junk.       guys to the warehouse. (CC)
sial surgeries. (N) (HD) (TV14)                                                                             HBO Girls Hannah must write
SHOW Shameless A single fa-         (CC) (HD)                           (HD) (TV14)                         her book in a single day;
ther tries to raise his six chil-   AMC (10:01) Talking Dead            A&E Duck Dynasty Si claims to       Marnie misinterprets Charlie’s
dren. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)          Guests discuss the episode,         have spotted the infamous           intentions; Ray makes a career
SPIKE Bar Rescue Jon tries to       “Prey.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)        “black panther,” but the guys       move in hopes of impressing
help an owner of a Denver pool      BET Real Husbands of Holly-         don’t believe him. (CC) (HD)        Shoshanna. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
hall. (HD) (TVPG)                   wood A mystery blackmailer          (TVPG)                              HIST (11:01) Vikings Ragnar
STARZ Spartacus: War of the         taunts the Fellas to do tasks.      BET Second Generation               and his crew raid a monastery
Damned Spartacus and Crixus         (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    Wayans Damien and Craig run         in Lindesfarne. (CC) (HD)
clash over strategy when their      BRAVO The Real Housewives           into obstacles; George is dis-      (TV14)
forces become stranded on a         of Atlanta Porsha waits until       tracted. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           OWN Oprah’s Next Chapter
snowbound ridge; Crassus los-       she’s with Kordell to take a        COM (10:33) Workaholics The         Chelsea Handler discusses her
es control of those closest to      pregnancy test; NeNe travels to     guys all need a copy of a new       show, her boyfriend, her rela-
him. (CC) (TVMA)                                                        video game. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        tionship with her father and get-
                                    New York. (TV14)                    HBO Veep The office is revived
TLC Gypsy Sisters As Mellie’s       COM (10:02) Tosh.0 Daniel                                               ting a DUI. (HD) (TV14)
prison date gets closer she                                             by good news; Selina tries to       SHOW Shameless A single fa-
                                    learns how to relax; why going      make headway on filibuster re-
must make many decisions. (N)       on vacation with your girlfriend                                        ther tries to raise his six chil-
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                        form. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)              dren. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                    is a terrible idea. (CC) (HD)       SHOW Californication Hank
TRUTV Storage Hunters The                                                                                   SPIKE (11:01) Car Lot Rescue
                                    (TV14)                              gets a taste of his own medi-
buyers come face-to-face with                                                                               Tom battles customer stealing
one of the strangest lockers        DSC Yukon Men With trapping         cine; Atticus tries to recreate     sales managers. (N) (HD)
ever seen. (HD)                     season, the villagers battle        rock and roll folklore. (N) (CC)    (TVPG)
USA NCIS Evidence reveals           deadly cold to get fur; Joey        (HD) (TVMA)                         TLC Gypsy Sisters As Mellie’s
that a lieutenant was killed by     starts his own line. (CC) (HD)      TRUTV Storage Hunters A lock-       prison date gets closer she
being force-fed too much liquid.    (TVPG)                              er full of fishing gear ignites a   must make many decisions.
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    E! Playing With Fire (Series        bidding war. (HD)
                                                                                                            (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    Premiere) Setting up for the                                            TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth’s
9:30 p.m.
                                    opening of the restaurant, Toy;
                                    a menu change; a quiet birth-
                                                                        11 p.m.                             stand- off with Les; Ashley’s
                                                                                                            plans an intervention. (HD)
^ H Bob’s Burgers When              day dinner. (N) (HD)                ^ Second Look Highlights of         USA NCIS A dead staff ser-
Tina starts dating Josh, a ballet   HBO Girls Hannah must write         past news stories. (CC) (TVG)       geant is found in a Civil War-era
dancer, Jimmy Jr. becomes jeal-     her book in a single day;           4 Cal High Sports Bay Area          tomb. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
ous. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           Marnie misinterprets Charlie’s      (TVG)
4 The Big Dish Highlights 3                                             ? Mark at the Movies
                                    intentions; Ray makes a career
home cooks each week as they        move in hopes of impressing
                                                                        D The Big Bang Theory Penny         11:30 p.m.
compete for the ultimate prize.                                         tries to mediate when Sheldon
                                    Shoshanna. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)         and Leonard disagree. (CC)          ^ Seinfeld Jerry suspects his
A&E Duck Dynasty The guys           HIST Vikings Ragnar and his                                             dentist and hygienist are living
play table tennis in the ware-                                          (HD) (TVPG)
                                    crew raid a monastery in Lin-       H Family Guy Peter is envious       out their fantasies at his ex-
house; Uncle Si makes a long-       desfarne. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                          pense. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                        of an old friend’s success;
overdue visit to the eye doctor.    LIFE The Client List Detectives                                         # Private Practice Naomi
                                                                        Chris’ painting gets serious at-
(CC) (HD)                           assume that Riley has informa-      tention. (CC) (TV14)                seeks Fife’s help with William’s
CSNBA World Poker Tour: Sea-                                            L Criminal Minds A girl is ab-      experimental treatment for ALS.
son 11 (N) (HD)                     tion that would help in their in-
                                    vestigation against Kyle. (N)       ducted from a seemingly safe        (CC) (HD) (TV14)
HBO Veep The office is revived                                          neighborhood. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      $ Shaun T’s Insanity! Get the
by good news; Selina tries to       (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                        ¨ Miller Center Forums Corre-       hardest body of your life with
make headway on filibuster re-      OWN Oprah Presents Master                                               no equipment. All you need is
                                    Class Celebrities tell their own    spondent Ryan Lizza, The New
form. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                                                  Yorker. (CC) (TVG)                  the INSANITY workout.
TRUTV Storage Hunters Buyers        stories. (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                                ? omg! Insider Celebrity
                                    SHOW House of Lies A self-          ± Law & Order: Criminal In-
go head to head at an airport                                           tent A judge’s son is the sus-      breakups; Taylor Swift on tour.
auction; Jesse gambles on a         loathing management consult-                                            (CC) (HD)
                                                                        pect when a student goes
mystery box. (HD)                   ant resorts to any means to         missing. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2)    D Ten O’clock News (CC) (HD)
                                    get his way with and for his        (TV14)                              H Family Guy After Meg ap-
                                    clients. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                                           pears on a talk show, the net-
10 p.m.                             SPIKE Bar Rescue Jon helps to
                                                                        A&E (11:01) Duck Dynasty
                                                                        Willie wants to meet Sadie’s        work executives turn the
$ omg! Insider Celebrity            revive a former nightclub           new boyfriend; Grandpa Phil         Griffins’ stupefying life into a
breakups; Taylor Swift on tour.     hotspot in Colorado. (N) (HD)       and Uncle Si take Sadie on an       reality series. (CC) (TV14)
(N) (CC) (HD)                       (TVPG)                              outing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            A&E (11:31) Duck Dynasty
% The Mentalist A female            TLC Welcome to Myrtle Manor         AMC The Walking Dead While          Willie buys a vineyard, sight un-
Army medic who worked with          The residents of Myrtle Manor       the Governor is gone, a traitor     seen; Phil and Si take over
soldiers with post-traumatic        have a debate surrounding a         tries to sabotage his plans.        babysitting for the granddaugh-
stress disorder is found dead.      discovery in Taylor and Jessi-      (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                    ters. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                ca’s trailer. (N) (CC) (HD)         BET Don’t Sleep! Hosted by          BRAVO Fashion Queens (Series
_ * (10:01) Red Widow               (TV14)                              T.J. Holmes (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        Premiere) (N)
Marta’s plans to flee the coun-                                         BRAVO Watch What Happens:           STARZ (11:55) Spartacus:
                                    TRUTV Storage Hunters A                                                 War of the Damned Spartacus
try with her kids are derailed                                          Live Reality-TV star Porsha
when Irwin is released from         deadly bin puts all the buyers                                          and Crixus clash over strategy
                                                                        Stewart; actress Jurnee Smol-
prison. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        on edge; It’s a bad omen that       lett. (N)                           when their forces become
4 Retro Night                       casts a dark shadow over the        COM (11:03) Daniel Tosh:            stranded on a snowbound
? Criminal Minds A girl is ab-      day. (HD)                           Completely Serious Tosh is in       ridge; Crassus loses control of
ducted from a seemingly safe        USA NCIS Shaken by terrorism,       the O.C., and he’s not holding      those closest to him. (CC)
neighborhood. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      the NCIS faces devastating sur-     back with his fast-paced humor.     (TVMA)
¨ Catholicism Influences of         prises; the case impacts Jimmy      (CC) (TV14)                         TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les ne-
St. Peter and St. Paul. (CC)        Palmer’s wedding. (CC) (HD)         DSC Yukon Men The villagers         gotiates over a vintage gumball
(TVG)                               (TV14)                              race to prepare for the brutal      machine. (HD)
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                       6 pm         6:30       7 pm         7:30       8 pm         8:30        9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                      Big Bang Big Bang        Bob’s        Cleveland The Simp- Cleveland Family           Bob’s        News         Sports-      Second     Seinfeld
                ^     Theory    Theory         Burgers Show            sons (N) Show           Guy (N) Burgers                       wrap         Look       (TVPG)
                      KCRA 3 On the            Dateline NBC Cops and drug dealers working All-Star Celebrity Apprentice The contestants           KCRA 3     Private
                #     Reports Money            together. (N) (CC) (HD)                         perform a soap opera. (N) (CC) (TVPG)              Team       Practice
                      Bra Buying Secrets       Cold Case Files A       KRON 4 News at 8        Entertainment Tonight omg! In- Inside Edi-         News       Shaun T’s
                $                              deacon is found shot. (CC)                      (CC)                     sider (N) tion                       Insanity!
                      CBS          KPIX 5      60 Minutes (N) (CC) The Amazing Race (N) The Good Wife (N)               The Mentalist (N) (CC)    KPIX 5     Game Day
                %     Evening News             (HD)                    (CC) (TVPG)             (CC) (TV14)              (TV14)                    News       (HD)
                      Judy Collins Live at Suze Orman’s Money Class Financial strate- Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) Popular                    Rock, Pop and Doo
                &     The Metropolitan         gies. (CC) (TVG)                                songs from the 1950s and 1960s. (TVG)              Wop (My Music)
                      ABC7         Red Car- America’s Funniest Once Upon a Time (N) Revenge “Illumination” Red Widow (10:01) (N)                  ABC7 News 11:00PM
                _     News         pet         Home Videos (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG)                  (N) (CC) (TVPG)          (CC) (TVPG)               (N) (CC) (HD)
                      Masterpiece Classic (6:05) Change affects        Masterpiece Classic (8:12) Trip to a Scottish Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
                )     many at Downton Abbey. (CC) (TVPG)               hunting lodge. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                      News 10 Be a Mil- America’s Funniest Once Upon a Time (N) Revenge “Illumination” Red Widow (10:01) (N)                      News 10 Sports Ex-
                *     at 6:00 (N) lionaire     Home Videos (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG)                  (N) (CC) (TVPG)          (CC) (TVPG)               at 11:00 tra (11:35)
                      Bay Area America Dateline NBC Cops and drug dealers working All-Star Celebrity Apprentice The contestants                   NBC Bay Area News
                +     News         Cup         together. (N) (CC) (HD)                         perform a soap opera. (N) (CC) (TVPG)              at 11 (N) (HD)
                      60 Minutes (N) (CC) The Amazing Race (N) The Good Wife (N)               The Mentalist (N) (CC) CBS 13 News at 10p          CBS 13 News at 10p
                `     (HD)                     (CC) (TVPG)             (CC) (TV14)             (TV14)                   (N) (HD)                  (HD)
                      Comedi- Noticiero Aquí y Ahora (HD)              Nuestra Belleza Latina (HD) (TVPG)               Sal y Pimienta (HD)       Acción      Noticiero
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                ?     ment         ment        (CC) (TV14)             the Storm” (TVPG)       (HD) (TV14)              Fresh Hell?” (TVPG)       Movies      sider
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                D                              (TVPG)                  You” (CC) (TV14)        Grant, James Caan) (CC)                            Theory
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                H     Capsule” (TV14)          Burgers Show            sons (N) Show           Guy (N) Burgers (TVPG)                             Guy (CC) Guy (CC)
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                J     (5) (NR) (Rafael Inclán) Nadia Milton)                                   Manuel Landeta)                                    Houston Houston
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                L     sons         sons        Mind” (TV14)            the Wuss” (TV14)        covers a scandal.        News         (TV14)       Fresh Hell?” (TVPG)
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                R     Fin de Semana            Semana                                                                   Cuenta
                      Best Of... (2) (HD) (TVG)                                                                         Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
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                Z  Friends   Friends    Big Bang Big Bang Private Practice (CC) Law & Order (TVPG) News                    The Office             The Office Alien File
                   Inside    Moyers & Company Califor-         The Reagan Presiden- Schools That Change Catholicism (CC)                          Miller Center Forums
                ¨  Wash’ton Anthony Leiserowitz. nia’s Gold cy (CC) (TVG)              Communities (TVG) (TVG)                                    (CC) (TVG)
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TVTIMES                                          SUNDAY EVENING                                                  March 16-22, 2013                                        21

                       6 pm          6:30        7 pm         7:30         8 pm         8:30        9 pm          9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                    Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy-
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                    Godzilla (5) (PG-13, ‘98) ›› (Matthew Broder- The Walking Dead                  The Walking Dead           Talking Dead (10:01) The Walking Dead
              AMC ick, Jean Reno) (HD)                                   (CC) (HD) (TVMA)           “Prey” (N) (TVMA)          (N) (CC) (TV14)           “Prey” (CC) (TVMA)
                    Finding Bigfoot: Fur- Finding Bigfoot (N)            Finding Bigfoot: Fur- Finding Bigfoot (HD) Wild West Alaska (HD) Wild West Alaska (CC)
              ANIM ther Evidence (N)         (HD) (TVPG)                 ther Evidence (TVPG) (TVPG)                           (TV14)                    (TVPG)
                    Dreamgirls (4:30) (PG-13, ‘06)          Deliver Us From Eva (R, ‘03) ›› (LL Cool J) A legendary Husbands- Second                     Don’t Sleep! Hosted
               BET ››› (Jamie Foxx) (CC) (HD)               Lothario is hired to romance a meddling woman. (CC)                Ho.                       by T.J. Holmes (CC)
                    The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives What Hap- Fashion
            BRAVO of Atlanta (TV14)          of Atlanta (TV14)           of Atlanta (N) (TV14) of Atlanta (TV14)               of Atlanta (TV14)         pens         Queens
                    Blue Collar Comedy Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Jeff Dunham Ron White’s Vegas Salute to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for
              CMT Tour: One for Road returns with new characters. (TV14)                            Troops 2013 (CC) (TV14)                  the Road (HD) (TV14)
             CNBC Death: It’s a Living       American Greed              60 Minutes on CNBC Treasure Detectives Treasure Detectives TRIA                              Hair Free
                    Atlanta Child Murders CNN Newsroom (N) Atlanta Child Murders Serial killer Wayne                           CNN Newsroom (HD) Atlanta Child Murders
              CNN (5) (HD)                   (HD)                        Williams talks with an interviewer. (HD)                                        (HD)
                    I Love You, Man (5:58) (R, ‘09) ››› (Paul            Grandma’s Boy (R, ‘06) › (Doris Roberts, Allen Tosh.0               Worka-      Daniel Tosh: Com-
              COM Rudd, Jason Segel) (CC) (HD)                           Covert) (CC) (HD)                                     (10:02)       holics      pletely Serious (11:03)
                    NBA Bas- Warriors SportsNet Legends (N)                            SportsNet Central (N) World Poker Tour:               SportsNet SportsNet Central
            CSNBA ketball        Postgame Central (N)                                  (Live)                     Season 11 (N) (HD)         Central (N)
                    Prime Min- Road to the White House                   Q&A                        Prime Min- Road to the White House                   Washington This
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                    Dual Survival (CC)       Yukon Men “Feast or Yukon Men “New Kid Yukon Men “Hell                            Yukon Men “Tough          Yukon Men “Hell
              DSC (HD) (TV14)                Famine” (CC) (TVPG) in Town” (TVPG)                    Freezes Over” (TVPG) Choices” (TVPG)                 Freezes Over” (TVPG)
                    Giuliana & Bill “48      Giuliana & Bill (N)         Giuliana & Bill (HD) Kourtney and Kim                 Playing With Fire (N) Kourtney and Kim
                E! Hour Hustle” (TVPG) (HD) (TVPG)                       (TVPG)                     Take Miami (N) (TV14)                                Take Miami (TV14)
                    30 for 30 (N) (HD)                                   SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) SportsCenter (CC) (HD)                        SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN                                                                                                                                        (HD)
                    NHRA Drag Racing (4) College GameNight (N) (CC) (HD)                            30 for 30 (N) (HD)                                   30 for 30 (HD)
             ESPN2 Gatornationals. (CC)
                    P.S. I Love You (4:30) Twilight (PG-13) ›› (Kristen Stewart) A teen is caught up Twilight (PG-13) ›› (Kristen Stewart) A teen is caught up
              FAM (PG-13) ›› (HD)            in an unorthodox romance with a vampire. (HD)                        in an unorthodox romance with a vampire. (HD)
              FNC Fox News Sunday            Geraldo at Large (N) Huckabee (HD)                     Stossel (HD)               Geraldo at Large          Fox News Sunday
             FOOD Diners         Diners      Worst Cooks                 Cupcake Wars (N)           Worst Cooks                Restaurant: Im.           Iron Chef America
                    The Twilight Saga: New Moon (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (Kristen Stewart) Bella The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (Kristen Stew- Twil:
                FX finds herself drawn into the world of werewolves. (HD)                           art, Robert Pattinson) (HD)                                       Eclipse
              HALL A Taste of Romance Honeymoon for One ››› (HD) (TVPG)                             Tom, Dick & Harriet (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 Frasier      Frasier
              HIST The Bible Joshua conquers Jericho. (TV14)             The Bible (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                        Vikings (N) (TV14)        Vikings (11:01) (TV14)
                    House        Hunters House              Hunters Extreme Homes (N) Hawaii                      Hawaii       House Hunters Reno- House              Hunters
             HGTV Hunters Int’l              Hunters Int’l               (CC) (HD) (TVG)            Life (TVG) Life (N)        vation (CC) (TVG)         Hunters Int’l
                    Pastor Brown (5) (PG- Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail (PG-13, ‘09) Army Wives “From the The Client List (N)                         Tyler Perry’s Madea
              LIFE 13, ‘09) (CC) (HD)        ›› (Tyler Perry, Derek Luke) (CC) (HD)                 Ashes” (N) (TVPG)          (CC) (HD) (TV14)          Goes to Jail (11:01)
            MSNBC   To Catch a Predator To Catch a Predator Lockup: Corcoran                        Lockup: Pendleton          Lockup: Raw               Meet the Press (CC)
                    Ridiculousness (3) “Johnny Knoxville” Johnny Woodie                Ridicu-      Ridicu-       Ridicu-      Ridicu-       Ridicu-     Wicked Single (N)
              MTV Knoxville; “Makeshift Ramps.” (TVPG)                   Awards        lousness lousness lousness lousness lousness (HD) (TV14)
                    Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Wendell & See Dad Scooby-Doo (PG, ‘02) ›› (Freddie Prinze Jr., Friends The six friends
              NICK Bob           Bob         Bob            Bob          Vinnie        Run (N) Sarah Michelle Gellar) (CC) (HD)                          say goodbye.
              OWN Oprah’s Next Chapter Oprah’s Next Chapter Oprah’s Next Chapter Oprah’s Next Chapter Master Class                                       Oprah’s Next Chapter
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)             Snapped (TVPG)              Snapped                    Snapped (N) (TVPG) Snapped: Killer                   Snapped (TVPG)
                    Bar Rescue Jon helps Bar Rescue Jon must Bar Rescue “Mystique Bar Rescue “Empty                            Bar Rescue (N) (HD) Car Lot Rescue
             SPIKE a former strip club.      fix a rat-infested bar.     or Murder?” (TVPG)         Pockets” (TVPG)            (TVPG)                    (11:01) (N) (TVPG)
                    Leprechaun 2 (5) (R, Leprechaun (R, ‘92) ›› (Warwick Davis, Jen- Leprechaun 2 (R, ‘94) › (Warwick Davis) Evil Leprechaun (R, ‘92)
              SYFY ‘94) › (CC) (HD)          nifer Aniston) (HD)                                    Irish fairy seeks bride in California. (HD)          ›› (HD)
                    Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too?             Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself (PG-13, ‘09) ›› Our Family Wedding (PG-13, ‘10)
               TBS (5:30) (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (Tyler Perry) (HD)             (Tyler Perry, Taraji P. Henson) (CC) (HD)                           › (America Ferrera) (CC) (HD)
              TCM Rise-Moon The Quiet Man (NR, ‘52) ›››› (John Wayne)                               The Prisoner of Zenda (NR, ‘22) ›››                  The Two of Us (NR)
                    Gypsy Sisters (CC)       Gypsy Sisters (CC)          Gypsy Sisters “Who’s Gypsy Sisters (N)                Welcome to Myrtle         Gypsy Sisters (CC)
               TLC (HD) (TV14)               (HD) (TV14)                 Your Daddy?” (TV14) (CC) (TV14)                       Manor (N) (TV14)          (HD) (TV14)
                    The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice            The Dark Knight (PG-13, ‘08) ›››› (Christian Bale) Batman battles a Resident Evil: Extinc-
               TNT ›› (Noah Wyle) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       vicious criminal known as the Joker. (CC) (HD)                                  tion (11:15) (R) (HD)
                    Diary of a Wimpy Kid (PG, ‘10) ›› (Zachary Incredible Looney                    The Ob- King of            King of       Cleveland Family         Family
             TOON Gordon, Robert Capron) (HD)                            Crew          Tunes        longs         the Hill     the Hill      Show        Guy (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Extreme RVs (CC)         Extreme RVs (CC)            Extreme RVs The best Extreme RVs (CC)                 Extreme RVs (CC)          Extreme RVs The best
              TRAV (HD) (TVG)                (HD) (TVG)                  of the band buses.         (HD) (TVG)                 (HD) (TVG)                of the band buses.
             TRUTV Jokers        Jokers      Jokers         Jokers       Upload        Upload       Storage Storage Storage Storage Pawn                              Pawn
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              USA a Marine’s shooting.       napped. (CC) (TVPG) caught on tape.                    being force-fed liquid. devastating surprises. sergeant. (TVPG)
                    Mob Wives Hurricane Mob Wives “No Love Mob Wives “Time and Mob Wives “Mama                                 Mob Wives Karen           Wicked Single (N)
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            WGN-A                            Nine           Replay (N) (TV14)          (TV14)       ment          ment         (TV14)        (TV14)      Sunny        Sunny
                    Austin & Austin & The Wizards Return: Austin & Shake It Jessie                                Jessie       Austin & Jessie           Shake It Jessie
              DISN Ally (TVG) Ally (TVG) Alex vs. Alex (NR)              Ally (N)      Up! (N)      (TVG)         (TVG)        Ally (TVG) (TVG)          Up! (TVG) (TVG)
              ENC Bulletprf 13 Going on 30 (6:20)                        Just Go With It (PG-13, ‘11) ››                       Bringing Down the House, ‘03 ››
                    Harry Potter and the Tower Heist (7:10) (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Ben Stiller, Girls (N) Veep                       Girls (CC) Veep           Girls (CC) Project X
              HBO Prisoner of Azkaban Eddie Murphy) (CC) (HD)                                       (TVMA)        (TVMA)       (TVMA)        (TVMA)      (TVMA)       (R) ››
              MAX The Long Kiss Goodnight (R) (HD)                       Green Lantern (PG-13) ›› (HD)                         Meet the Fockers, ‘04 ›› (HD)
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                    Payback (5:20) (R, ‘99) Shameless (CC)               House of Californi- Shameless “Frank the House of Californi- Shameless “Frank the
             SHOW ›› (HD)                    (TVMA)                      Lies (CC) cation           Plumber” (N) (TVMA) Lies (N) cation (N) Plumber” (TVMA)
             STARZ Arthur Christmas (PG) Men in Black 3 (7:05) (PG-13) ››                           Spartacus: War             The Bourne Supremacy, ‘04 ›››
              TMC The Constant Gardener (5:45) (R, ‘05) ››› Why Stop Now? (R, ‘12) ›                              Budz House (R) (HD)                    Perfect Sense ›››
                  Movies                  Children’s              Please check daily TV grids for updates                          News                        Sports
TVTIMES                                   SUNDAY LATE NIGHT                                              March 16-22, 2013                                    22

                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30        2 am        2:30       3 am         3:30       4 am        4:30        5 am        5:30
                   Burn Notice Corporate Law & Order Mother Pre Auc- Paid Pro- World’s Best Blender Cops                         4:30am      KTVU Morning News
               ^ security specialist.      falls to her death.       tion        gram        (CC) (TVPG)            (TV14)       Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # Practice Leverage (TVPG)                Cooktop Dateline NBC (TVPG) Meet the Press (2:58) Early Tdy News                    News        News
                   Shape-tas- Get Fit      Sleep Like Younger Portable Pre Auc- Shaun T’s Pre Auc- KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC)
               $ tic!          Fast        A Baby!                   Cooktop tion            Insanity tion
                   Criminal Minds (CC) Cold Case New twist to Improve Pre Auc- Up to the Minute (N) CBS Morn- KPIX 5                         KPIX 5 News Early
               % (HD) (TV14)               a 2006 arson case.        Memory tion                                    ing News News            Edition (N) (HD)
               & Rock, Pop-Doo             Suze Orman’s Money Class (CC) (TVG)               Protect Your Memory With Dr. Neal Barnard Healthy Hormones
                   Castle A former         Private Practice “Fin- ABC7 News 11:00PM ABC World News Now America ABC7                          ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ ballplayer is murdered. ishing” (CC) (TV14)         Repeat (CC) (HD)        (N) (CC) (HD)          Morning News             (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Masterpiece Classic (12:05) (CC) (TVPG)             Masterpiece Classic (2:12) (CC) (TVPG)         Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
               * Castle (12:05) (TVPG) Cooktop Paid Prog. ABC World News Now (2:05) (N) (CC) (HD)                                Morning News
               + Matthews On Money Extra (N) (TVPG)                  Dateline NBC (TVPG) Meet the Press (2:58) Early Tdy Today               Today in the Bay (N)
               ` The Closer (TV14)         Storms        Knife Set Derm          Paid Prog. Skin!        Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . La Hora Pico (N)          Al Punto (HD)             Nueva Vida              EscueVIP EscueVIP Para Volver a Amar            Comed. Noticiero
               4 Cheaters (CC) (TV14) Jerry Springer (TV14) Paid Prog. Cooktop Get Fit                   Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Focused Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               : Auction Hair Loss Auction Facelift                  Shepherd’s Chapel       Job (TVG)              Genesis (TVG)            Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? Judge B. Sunny            Sunny         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. SMART         Paid Prog. Better (CC) (TVPG)       Good Day Good Day 5a
               D News          ’Til Death Van Impe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. FreeBullet Derma                Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cook Safe
               H Bloopers Bloopers TMZ (N) (CC) (TVPG) Food Love Superfood Paid Prog. Paid Prog. TMZ (N) News                                FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Sufrir        Pagado      Pagado        Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado     Pagado       Pagado      Pagado      Pagado
               L Leverage (TVPG)           Hollywood Superfood Hair Loss Auction Paid Prog. Auction Shape                        Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog.
               P Matar o Morir (NR, ‘83)                 Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado     Pagado       Pagado      Pagado      Pagado
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
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               V Moyers & Company Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
               ¨ Leading Katie             Gener         Calif. Gold Reagan Presid           Schools That Change Catholicism (TVG)           Miller Center Forums
               ± Law Order: CI             NUMB3RS (TVPG)            NUMB3RS (TVPG)          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Nopalea
               ¥ Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Life Focus Auction Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Best Mop Dr. Ho
              A&E Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Mom                                            Octspring Insanity! Mom
              AMC Immortal Freak           Comic         The Walking Dead        Talking Dead (TV14) The Walking Dead            Breaking Bad (TV14) Comic
              ANIM Wild West Alaska        Finding Bigfoot           Finding Bigfoot         Orangutan Eden         Big Cat      Big Cat     Dogs 101 (TVPG)
              BET Popoff       BET’s Weekend Inspiration                                                                         Popoff      Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.           Fashion Happens Atlanta Social                 Back Fat? Smile          Insanity! Keurig
              CMT Blue Collar              Salute to the Troops 2013             Ctry Fried Total Gym Smile         CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC American Greed           Mad Money (HD)            Worldwide Exchange Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Atlanta Child Murders CNN Newsroom                 Early Start With Berman & Sambolin             Starting Point (N) (HD)
              COM South Pk Waiting... (12:35) (R, ‘05) ›› (CC) (HD)              Nathan      Sunny       Sunny      Sunny        Comedy Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet NBA Basketball: Warriors at Rockets                  SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Focused Knife Set Superfood Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington This Week (11)                                                  Q&A                    Washington Journal
              DSC Yukon Men (TVPG)         Yukon Men (TVPG)          Yukon Men (TVPG)        Hair Rest. Paid Prog. Insanity! Great Sex Paid Prog. Kitchen
               E! Playing With Fire        Chelsea The Soup Playing With Fire                Kourtney-Kim           Total Gym Luminess Fat Loss WEN Hair
             ESPN SportCtr NBA Basketball                            SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC) (HD)              SportsCenter (CC) (HD)
             ESPN2 30 for 30 SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD)              SEC Storied (CC)        Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM J. Osteen K. Shook Insanity! Insanity! HOPE Fit Insanity! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Luminess Clean                             Prince      Life Today
              FNC Huckabee (HD)            Fox News Sunday           FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Worst Cooks              Restaurant: Im.           Iron Chef America       Cupcake Wars (HD) Proactiv Get Sub D Combat! Food Love
               FX The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (11:30) (HD)            Paid Prog. Loss         Acne        More Sex Food Love Hang Ups Paid Prog. Miracle
              HALL Frasier     Frasier     Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Frasier           Frasier    Frasier      Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST The Bible (12:01) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                Vikings (2:01) (TV14) Vikings (3:02) (TV14) Money           Fat Loss Quarters Pain
             HGTV Hawaii       Hawaii      House Hunters Reno Hunters Hunt Intl Extreme Homes (TVG) Body                         WEN Hair Total Gym Fat Loss
              LIFE Madea Goes to Jail Army Wives (1:02)              The Client List (2:02) Madea Goes to Jail Nopalea Total Gym Mom                     Body
            MSNBC Caught on Camera         Meet the Press (CC) First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Snooki & JWOWW           Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) True Life (HD)                  True Life              True Life                True Life
              NICK Friends Friends See Dad George Lopez (1:45) George                        George      My Wife My Wife Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Full House
              OXY Snapped: Killer          Snapped (TVPG)            Law Order: CI           Miracle     Turn Back Sexiest       Facelift    Total Gym Body
             SPIKE Bar Rescue (12:01) Bar Rescue (1:01)              Car Lot Rescue (2:01) Rescue        Entourage Paid Prog. Octspring Hair Loss Paid Prog.
              SYFY Leprechaun (11) ›› Leprechaun 2 (R) › (Warwick Davis) (HD)                Scream of the Banshee (R, ‘11) (CC) (HD)        Twi. Zone Twi. Zone
              TBS Our Family Meet the Browns (PG-13, ‘08) ›› (HD)                The Pursuit of Happyness (PG-13, ‘06) ››› (HD)              Married     Married
              TCM Two of Us Tomorrow the World (12:45) (NR) Nazty Nuisance (2:15) MGM                    Wide Open ›››           The Front Page (4:45), ‘31 ›››
              TLC Welcome to Myrtle        Gypsy Sisters (TV14) Gypsy Sisters (TV14) Grow Hair Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Miracle                 Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Resident Evil            Daredevil (PG-13) ›› (Ben Affleck) (HD)           Ninja Assassin (R) ›› Premiere. (HD)            Angel (CC) (TV14)
             TOON Loiter       Metal       China, IL Cleveland Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Loiter                  Metal      China, IL Oblongs King/Hill King/Hill
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...      Storage Storage Storage Storage Pawn                          Pawn       Insanity! TrainIn10! Back Fat? Insanity!
            TVLAND The King of Queens King               ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show That ’70s Show (3:12) Curb                Curb        Curb        Curb
              USA NCIS (CC) (TVPG)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)          Hairspray (PG) ››› (John Travolta) (HD)        Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI
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              VH-1 Mob Wives (TV14)        Wicked Single (TV14) Mob Wives (TV14)             Wicked Single (TV14) Jenny          Best        Wicked Single (TV14)
            WGN-A ’Til Death ’Til Death Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos Paid Prog. J. Meyer Prince                           Creflo D. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              DISN Wizards Wizards Deck                  Deck        Good        The Luck of the Irish (HD)         Deck         Deck        Fish        Phineas
              ENC Under the Tuscan Sun (11:50), ‘03                  Baby Boy (1:50) (R, ‘01) ›››                   Just Go With It (4:05) (PG-13) ››
              HBO Project X (11:30) ›› Real Time/Bill Maher Real Sex Alien Resurrection (2:40) (R) (HD)                          Something to Talk About (4:35)
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              MAX Girls Bed Life on Top Feature 5: Animal            Rising Sun (R, ‘93) ››› (HD)                   200 Cigarettes (4:10) (R) › (HD)
             SHOW Lies         Californ. Lies            Comedy History of the Eagles The evolution and popularity of The Eagles.            Peter and Vandy ››
             STARZ Spartacus: War          Colombiana (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (CC)                   Spartacus: War         Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
              TMC Perfect Se Angels Crest (12:35) (R, ‘11) ›› Steel Dawn (2:15) (R) ›› (HD)                         Hotel California (HD)                Exit Throu
                 Movies                  Children’s             Please check daily TV grids for updates                 News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                    MONDAY MORNING                                              March 16-22, 2013                                  23

                      6 am        6:30       7 am        7:30       8 am        8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute      Minute    Wendy Williams Show Anderson Live (TVG)
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Alison Sweeney; Nicolas Cage. (N)             Live With Kelly       Today (N) (CC)           Anderson Live (N)
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC)                                               Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                           (CC) (TVPG)           (CC) (TVG)               Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Wild Kratt Arthur           Martha      Curious Cat in the Super            Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger             Sid
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)        ABC7        Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (N) (TVPG)    (TV14)                   News        lionaire
               ) Raggs          Cat in the Tiger       Caillou (N) Curious Cat in the Super            Dinosaur Clifford      Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9 (N)      The View (TV14)          News        Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Alison Sweeney; Nicolas Cage. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                   News        30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                   Rosa de Guadalupe
               4 Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Joint Help Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Steve Wilkos Show Baggage News
               : Paid Prog. Auction Auction KBS News Fruity Pie China                      Auction Auction J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day 6a               Good Day                Good Day                Good Day Sac’mento Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal PopXport- Journal Tomorrow Journal Talking                        Journal     In Focus Journal       Euromaxx Journal        Arts.21
               D Cooktop Paid Prog. Auction Auction Funny Home Videos Trisha Goddard                             The Dr. Oz Show          The Dr. Oz Show (N)
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show The Ricki Lake Show
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Auction Pagado Safari                       Pagado      Película                                       Don Cheto
               L Copeland Prince           Life Today Auction The Ricki Lake Show Judge                Judge     Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Anita No Te Rajes         Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                          Acceso       Secretario Amor Cautivo (N)
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Botánica S’pr Libro Cyber                            Pagado      Zumba Fit Pagado       Defenso. Cambio de Vida
               V Zoboom Raggs              Sesame Street (TVY) WordWrld Tiger              Caillou     Sid       Curious Cat in the Cliff Pup Clifford
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               ¨ Morning Cup O Jazz Liv’g              For Home Garden         Yoga        Body Elec. Sit/Be Fit C. Stretch Knitting Beads            Sewing
               ± World’s Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Auction Bible                   Int.        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog. One Flew Over
               ¥ Auction Wommack J. Meyer Prince                   Life Today Begin        The 700 Club (TVPG) Health                     Auction Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Loss          Dog         Dog         Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14)
              AMC One Smile at a Time Nopalea Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Boone                  Comic       Thelma & Louise (R) ››› (Susan Sarandon) (HD)
              ANIM The Crocodile Hunter Confessions                Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                           Fam. Mat. Matters       Matters     Matters   Matters      Matters     Love My Wife
            BRAVO 10 Happy Real Housewives             Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)      CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)            Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Insanity! Insanity! Paid Prog. Hollywood Sexy Abs Zumba Fit Entourage Comedy Daily                          Colbert     Scrubs      Scrubs
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Luminess Focused Paid Prog. Yng- Skin Paid Prog.
             CSPN Washington Journal Politics & Public Policy Today                        Public Affairs
              DSC Paid Prog. Creflo D. Profiles J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                      Almost, Away             Fatal Encounters
                E! Workout Paid Prog. E! News (HD)                 Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Fashion Police (TV14) True Hollywood Story
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)      MLB Preseason Baseball: Phillies at Braves
             ESPN2 Mike and Mike           First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        First Take (CC)       SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Love/Child Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World 700 Club The 700 Club (TVPG) Secret-Teen
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) (HD)                        America Live (N) (HD)
             FOOD Paid Prog. Mom           Workout Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Barbecue Tyler’s Ult. Aarti Party Good Eats Unwrap
                FX Kitchen Paid Prog. Smarter Smarter Smarter Death Race (R, ‘08) ›› (Jason Statham) (HD)                                 Predators (R) (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST American Pickers        The Real West (TVG) Pickers         Pickers     American Pickers      American Pickers         American Pickers
             HGTV Paid Prog. Destina First Place Donna             Donna       Candice Candice Candice Candice Candice Candice Candice
              LIFE Williams Paid Prog. Balancing Balancing Will/Grace Will/Grace Frasier               Frasier   Frasier      Frasier     Chris       Chris
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N)                     Alex Wagner           Andrea Mitchell          News Nation (N)
              MTV AMTV: Morning            AMTV: 10 on Top         AMTV: 10 on Top         Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Snooki & JWOWW               Snooki & JWOWW
              NICK Full House Full House Turtles       Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora...                    Dora...     Bubble      Bubble
              OWN Nate Berkus              Rachael Ray (TVG)       Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI         Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)
             SPIKE P90X         Kitchen Loss           Spring Break            Paid Prog. CSI: NY (CC) (HD) (TV14)            CSI: NY (10:16) (TV14) CSI
              SYFY Paid Prog. Weight       Defrosting Williams Continuum (HD)              Continuum (HD)        Continuum (HD)           Continuum (HD)
               TBS Married Married Earl                Earl        Prince      Prince      Payne       Browns Prince          Prince      Rules       Rules
              TCM Front Pg. Lonely Wives (NR, ‘31) ››              Smarty (NR, ‘34) ›› Success at Any Price (9:15) ›› That’s Right -- You’re Wrong (NR)
               TLC Trashmen (TVPG)         Baby’s      Multiples Baby          Baby        Baby        Baby      Pregnant Pregnant Say Yes Say Yes
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)          Charmed (TVPG)          Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10              Beyblade Pokemon Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo Johnny T Scooby                       Scooby      Looney
              TRAV Homes        Homes      State Fair Foods        Outrageous Beach        Lake Homes            Overboard Boats          No Reservation
             TRUTV Food Love Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Spring Break                  In Session (HD)                                World’s Dumbest...
            TVLAND Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Extreme Makeover              Van Dyke Van Dyke Love Lucy Love Lucy Griffith             Griffith
              USA NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)        NCIS “Ex-File” (TVPG) NCIS (CC) (TVPG)        NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)
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              VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG)       Jump Start (TVPG)       Jump Start (TVPG)       Jump Start (TVPG)     Morning Buzz             Mob Wives (TV14)
            WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger
              DISN Chugging Octonauts Mickey           Mickey      Doc McSt. Pirates       Phineas Gravity       Dog          Jessie      Good        Austin
              ENC Midnight in Paris (6:10), ‘11 ›››                Curly Sue (7:50) ›››                Absolute Power (9:40) (R, ‘97) ›› (CC)
              HBO Something Arachnophobia, ‘90 ››› (HD)                        Arthur (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (CC) (HD)               Cheaper by the Dozen (PG) ››
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              MAX The River (5:50), ‘84 ››› (HD)                   Daffy Duck’s Quackbusters (G) Volcano (9:20) (HD)                      Romy and Michele’s
             SHOW Peter         Going Overboard (HD)               Wild Child (8:15) (PG-13, ‘08) (HD)           The Other F Word (NR, ‘11) (CC) Earth Girl
             STARZ Pirates      Arthur Christmas (6:25)            Rent (8:05) (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (Rosario Dawson) (CC)          Colombiana (10:40), ‘11
              TMC Exit Throu               Filmmaker George of the Jungle 2 (7:45), ‘03 Adventures in Babysitting (9:15) (PG-13) ›› The Final Cut ››
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                 News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                  MONDAY AFTERNOON                                               March 16-22, 2013                                   24

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30       2 pm        2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm        4:30       5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Missing Trisha Goddard               Maury (N) (TV14)        Anderson Live (N)      The Dr. Oz Show (N) News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TVPG)           The Dr. Oz Show (N) News             NBC News
              $     Bay Area Smarter? Anti-Aging 30 Rock Insider                Inside Ed. The Doctors (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful       (TV14)
                                                                    Rachael Ray (N) (CC) The People’s Court
                                                                    (HD) (TVG)              (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                   Judge
                                                                                                                   Judy
                                                                                                                                Judge
                                                                                                                                Judy
                                                                                                                                           KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                           News
                                                                                                                                                        CBS
                                                                                                                                                        Evening
               & WordWrld Barney           Caillou (N) Clifford     Sara’s      Travel      Life Is a Banquet      Gener        Newsline News           Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD)                    ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                World
               _ (TVPG)                    (CC) (TVPG)              lionaire    (TVG)       (TVPG)                 (N) (CC) (HD)           News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Check       Kitchen Pépin            News        PBS NewsHour (N)       News         Tiger      Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)           General Hospital (N) Jeopardy! Millionaire The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres                 News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (N)                     Ellen DeGeneres         News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold        The Talk (CC) (TV14) The Doctors (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p                News         CBS News
               . Hoy (HD)                                           Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N)          El Gordo y la Flaca     Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle                            Jerry Springer (TV14) Cash Cab Scrubs
               : Talk          News        Love from the Valley Path            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music          Beat       Horse Rc Saigon
               ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham                  Judge       Judge       Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court           Steve Harvey (N)
               @ Journal Talking           Arts        Arts         Journal     In Focus Journal        Talking    Journal      Kick Off! Arts          Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show Minute            Dish Nat. Cops           Cops        Maury (CC) (TV14)      Maury (N) (TV14)        ’70s Show ’70s Show
               H Cops          Cops        Judge Mathis (N)         Divorce     Divorce     Steve Wilkos Show      Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News
               J Chuper        Chuper      Película                                         Lagrimita y Costel     Estrellas Hoy           Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                   Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham              FamFeud FamFeud Rules                King
               P Historias de              Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor                       Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Historias Engarzadas Los Rey                       Cosas de la Vida        Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca
               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney            Caillou (N) Tiger        Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur                 Martha       Electric
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               ¨ Calif. Gold Reagan Presid             Schools That Change Catholicism (TVG)            Paint      Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids
               ± One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (11) (R)           Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14)
               ¥ Better-Worse              Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Significant Insights
              A&E Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage
              AMC Thelma Jumanji (PG, ‘95) ›› (Robin Williams) (CC) (HD)                    Braveheart (R, ‘95) ››› (Mel Gibson) (CC) (HD)
              ANIM Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Gator Boys                 Tanked: Unfiltered     Gator Boys (TVPG)       Finding Bigfoot
               BET I Think I Love My Wife (11) ››      Parkers      Parkers     Matters     Matters     Matters    The Janky Promoters (R, ‘09) › (CC) (HD)
            BRAVO Tabatha Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Fashion LA Shrinks                                      Real Housewives
              CMT Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Reba (5:15) (TVPG)
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell                Fast Money (N)          Mad Money (N)          The Kudlow Report 60 Minutes on CNBC
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                     The Situation Room (N) (HD)                    Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment          School for Scoundrels (PG-13) ›› (HD)          Half Hour Futurama Futurama Sunny
            CSNBA Get Fit      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. FreeBullet MLS Soccer: Timbers at Sounders                    Giants Pr Warriors NBA Basketball
             CSPN Public Affairs (9)                                Public Affairs                                                         Politics & Public Pol
              DSC FBI: Criminal Pursuit Auction Auction MythBusters (TVPG) Jesse James                             Jesse James             Fast N’ Loud (TV14)
                E! E! News (HD)            Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Kourtney-Kim                        Kourtney-Kim            Kourtney-Kim
             ESPN MLB Baseball             NFL Live (N) (CC)        Around      Pardon      SportsCenter (N)       Women’s Selection       NBA Basketball
             ESPN2 Outside Baseball SportsNation (N)                NFL32 (N) (CC)          Around      Pardon     SportsCenter (N)        Tournament
              FAM Secret-Teen              Secret-Teen              Secret-Teen             Secret-Teen            Secret-Teen             Secret-Teen
              FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto                  The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report         FOX Report              The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Paula        Contessa Sandra’s Dinners Secrets                30-Minute Giada         Giada      Contessa Contessa Paula              Pioneer
                FX Predators (11) (HD) Jennifer’s Body (R) ›› (Megan Fox) (HD)              The Twilight Saga: New Moon (PG-13) ›› (Kristen Stewart) (HD)
              HALL Marie (N) (CC) (TVG) Hungry Hungry Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Brady                                       Brady
              HIST American Pickers        American Pickers         Pickers     Pickers     American Pickers       American Pickers        American Pickers
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Block              Block        Block       Block       Block       Block      Block        Block      Curb App’l Curb App’l
              LIFE Chris       Chris       How I Met How I Met Army Wives (TVPG) The Client List (TV14) The Bible Noah endures God’s wrath. (TV14)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Martin Bashir (N)        Hardball Matthews       PoliticsNation (N)     Hardball Matthews       The Ed Show (N)
              MTV True Life (12:10)                    True Life (1:20)         Pranked Pranked Pranked Pranked: Love Hurts Pranked Pranked
              NICK Peter       Max, Ruby Dora...       Dora...      Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Rocket                 Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Sins & Secrets (TV14) Sins & Secrets (TV14) Sins & Secrets (TV14) Sins & Secrets (TV14)
              OXY Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped (TVPG)           Snapped: Killer         Law Order: CI          Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI
             SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene        CSI: Crime Scene         CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crank: High Voltage (3:20) (R) › (HD)                Transport
              SYFY Continuum (HD)          Continuum (HD)           Continuum (HD)          Continuum “Playtime” Continuum (HD)            Shutter Island ››
               TBS Jim         Raymond Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Cougar                   Friends    Friends      Friends    Friends      King
              TCM ThatsRght Cinderella Jones (NR, ‘46) ››           Faithful in My Fashion ›››          Her Husband’s Affairs (NR) ›       Desire Me (NR) ››
               TLC What Not to Wear        Baby        Baby         Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear               Say Yes Say Yes Medium Medium
               TNT Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) Castle (CC) (TVPG) Castle (CC) (TVPG)
             TOON Looney Looney Tom & Jerry (TVG)                   Tom-Jerry Scooby        Johnny T Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Regular
              TRAV Pie Paradise (TVG)      Bizarre Foods            Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods              Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods
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              USA NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)        NCIS (CC) (TV14)       NCIS (CC) (TVPG)        NCIS “Faith” (TVPG)
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                                                                                                               HALL NUMB3RS A mass poi-
7 p.m.                                                           Monday                                        soning at a cult compound
                                                                                                               leads the team to a complex
^ The Big Bang Theory                                                                                          murder plot. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Bernadette, Howard and Mrs.          the beach; Theresa shocks a           TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron        HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-
Wolowitz spend the weekend           woman with details of her dead        deals with the aftermath of a       her Education reformer
together. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           husband. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             hasty decision; Ron and Bobby       Michelle Rhee; chef Tom Colic-
# Access Hollywood Singer            TNT Castle The corpse of a            attempt to retrieve a sports        chio; economist Jared Bern-
Madonna; Vanessa Hudgens,            young model appears in a foun-        car. (HD)                           stein; former Rep. Tom Davis
Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson          tain during New York Fashion                                              (R-Va.); TV host Rachel Mad-
and Rachel Korine. (N) (CC)          Week. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                    dow. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
(HD) (TVPG)
$ omg! Insider (CC) (HD)
                                     TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing              8 p.m.                              HIST American Pickers The
                                     When Ron refuses a proposi-           ^ H Bones The teams inves-          guys find themselves waist
(TVPG)                               tion, a mysterious money man                                              deep in Kenny’s ragtag collec-
% ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)                                                  tigates the death of a former
                                     wages an all-out war. (HD)            Marine whose remains were           tion; the guys pick in Mike’s
(TVPG)                               USA NCIS Gibbs questions Di-                                              hometown. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
_ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)                                                  found burned to a crisp. (N)
                                     Nozzo’s ability to do his job         (CC) (HD PA) (TV14)                 LIFE The Bible The Jews are
(TVG)                                when the elder DiNozzo gets in-                                           enslaved in Babylon; Daniel is
) Nightly Business Report                                                  # + The Biggest Loser (Sea-
                                     volved. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              son Finale) All the contestants     thrown into the lions’ den;
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                                                            Mary bears a child. (CC) (HD)
* Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC)                                                from this season reunite; the
                                                                                                               (TV14)
(HD) (TVG)
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                     7:30 p.m.                             winner is announced. (N Same-
                                                                           day Tape) (CC) (HD)                 NICK Wendell & Vinnie Vinnie
                                     ^ The Big Bang Theory Penny           % How I Met Your Mother             becomes the legal guardian of
` How I Met Your Mother                                                                                        his 12-year-old nephew and the
Robin wants Barney to sell his       develops a rivalry with a sexy        Robin wants Barney to sell his
                                     new female neighbor. (CC) (HD)        bachelor pad, but Barney drives     two try to adjust. (CC) (HD)
bachelor pad, but Barney drives                                                                                (TVPG)
potential buyers away. (N) (CC)      (TV14)                                potential buyers away. (N) (CC)
                                     # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          (HD) (TV14)                         OWN Dateline on OWN Women
(HD) (TV14)                                                                                                    are attacked in the night, baf-
4 Are We There Yet? Gigi             $ Entertainment Tonight (N)           _ * Dancing With the Stars
                                     (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      (Season Premiere) The couples       fling investigators in three
tries to help the family solve                                                                                 states. (HD) (TV14)
their problems. (HD) (TVPG)          % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)            perform for the judges. (N
                                     (TVPG)                                                                    SHOW Homeland Brody makes
D Bay Area News at 7 (N)                                                   Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)
                                     _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC)           (TVPG)                              a necessary phone call; Saul
(CC) (HD)
                                     (HD) (TVG)                            ) Antiques Roadshow A circa-        teams up with Virgil and Max to
H Two and a Half Men Charlie
and Alan try to prepare Jake for     ) Imagemakers The Lost                1900 Louis XIV-style clock;         dig up information on one of
his first day of junior high. (CC)   Thing (Australia), Ink (Australia).   19th-century silk Heriz rug. (CC)   their own; Carrie prepares for
(HD) (TV14)                          (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                           the most important meeting of
                                                                           (HD) (Part 3 of 3) (TVG)
L Family Guy Lois’ mom de-           * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)                                            her career. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                                                           ` 2 Broke Girls When Max
mands a divorce after discover-      (TVPG)                                                                    SYFY Continuum (Season Fi-
                                                                           and Caroline take office temp
ing Carter is having an affair.      + Access Hollywood Singer                                                 nale) Kiera tries to stop the
                                                                           jobs, Max is hit on by the boss.
(CC) (TV14)                          Madonna; Vanessa Hudgens,                                                 bombing of a building. Alec is
                                                                           (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                kidnapped by Liber8. (N) (HD)
V Doc Martin Joe Penhale is          Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson           4 Law & Order: Criminal In-
desperate to show Maggie he          and Rachel Korine. (N) (CC)                                               TBS Family Guy Meg cannot
                                                                           tent An assistant district attor-   find a date for the junior prom.
has changed; Martin has to           (HD) (TVPG)                           ney kills a hit man in his home.
rescue Mr. Coley. (CC) (HD)          ` Rules of Engagement Jeff                                                (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                           (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    TLC Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling
(TVPG)                               hatches a plan after forgetting       ? L The Carrie Diaries Car-
¨ Newsline (CC)                      to make a reservation at a pop-                                           Nettie, Kayla and Laura sus-
                                                                           rie is torn between spending        pect Mellie may be pregnant;
± Criminal Minds Hotchner            ular restaurant. (N) (CC) (HD)        her birthday with her friends or
takes a leave of absence from        4 Are We There Yet?                                                       Mellie has serious doubts
                                                                           mingling with New York’s            about the wedding. (N) (CC)
the BAU. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            Suzanne’s mother attacks Nick
                                     for being a bad husband. (HD)         literati. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)      (HD) (TV14)
A&E Storage Wars In Rancho                                                 D Friends Monica buys a new
Cucamonga, Calif., the buyers        (TVPG)                                                                    TNT Castle Castle and Beckett
                                     ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)               bed; Ross dines with Rachel’s       must investigate a dead man
score vintage masks and a                                                  overbearing father (Ron Leib-
large household unit. (CC) (HD)      (TVPG)                                                                    tangled in tree limbs. (CC) (HD)
                                     D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            man). (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              (TVPG)
(TVPG)                                                                     V Poirot A psychic warns that
BRAVO The Real Housewives            H Two and a Half Men When                                                 TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Bob-
                                     Charlie swears his love to            the lives of Poirot’s speedboat-    by must choose between his
of Atlanta Porsha waits until                                              racing friend and his aunt are
she’s with Kordell to take a         Chelsea, her response is noth-                                            family at The Lick and his ex-fi-
                                     ing like what he’d expected.          in danger. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         ance; a repo man’s worst night-
pregnancy test; NeNe travels to                                            ¨ One Step Beyond A Confed-
New York. (HD) (TV14)                (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                          mare. (HD)
                                     L Family Guy Brian discovers          erate soldier is saved from a       USA WWE Monday Night RAW
COM (7:27) The Daily Show                                                  firing squad in a most unusual
With Jon Stewart Author              that Jillian is getting married.                                          Triple H returns to answer
                                     (CC) (TV14)                           fashion. (CC)                       Brock Lesnar. Plus, the Under-
Helaine Olen. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
DSC Fast N’ Loud The Bronco          ¨ California’s Gold San Fran-         ± Criminal Minds The BAU            taker. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)
goes over-budget and past            cisco’s Golden Gate Park has a        must profile a criminal after he    (HD)
deadline. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           Dutch windmill. (CC)                  escapes from custody and be-
E! E! News (N) (HD)                  A&E Storage Wars The bidders          gins a killing spree. (CC) (HD)
FAM The Secret Life of the           look for bargains in Gardena,         (TV14)                              8:30 p.m.
American Teenager The gang           Calif.; new buyer Jeff uncovers       A&E Storage Wars The buyers
                                                                                                               % Rules of Engagement Jeff
spends Christmas at an aban-         a Cold War keepsake. (CC) (HD)        find wet and wild action in San-
                                                                                                               hatches a plan after forgetting
doned toy warehouse; Grace           (TVPG)                                ta Cruz, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                               to make a reservation at a pop-
hopes for a holiday miracle for      COM (7:57) Futurama Leela is          BRAVO The Real Housewives           ular restaurant. (N) (CC) (HD)
Jack. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               upset when her mother starts          of Beverly Hills Adrienne’s new     ` Mike & Molly Molly shares
FX Two and a Half Men Charlie        dating Zapp Brannigan. (CC)           vodka line launch party; Paul       juicy details of past St.
cons Jake into taking ballet les-    (HD) (TV14)                           and Adrienne. (N) (HD) (TV14)       Patrick’s Day excursions. (N)
sons. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               FX Two and a Half Men A               COM (8:28) Futurama Amy and         (CC) (HD) (TV14)
HALL The Brady Bunch Bobby           wealthy, elderly woman sets her       Leela become addicted to a nu-      D Friends Joey worries that
and Cindy try to prove their         sights on Alan. (CC) (HD)             tritional supplement that           his intense feelings for Rachel
worth by setting a new world’s       (TV14)                                boosts their sport perform-         are excluding Ross. (CC) (HD)
teeter-totter record. (CC) (TVG)     HALL The Brady Bunch An-              ance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              (TV14)
HIST American Pickers Cheap          noyed at being so small, Bobby        DSC Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up         ¨ One Step Beyond A man ac-
Trick guitarist Rick Nielsen         tries exercises to make himself       Richard and Aaron work on two       quitted of murder has a terrify-
opens the doors to his private       taller. (CC) (TVG)                    cars bought from a local chari-     ing vision. (CC)
rock’n’roll warehouse. (CC)          NICK Drake & Josh Drake and           ty; one of Sue’s jobs may be        A&E Storage Wars Jarrod and
(HD) (TVPG)                          Josh compete in a salsa-mak-          rejected. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)      Brandi hope for a different out-
OWN Sins & Secrets The story         ing contest. (CC) (TVY7)              FAM The Secret Life of the          come when the bidders return
of a bizarre murder that leaves      TLC Long Island Medium                American Teenager Amy buys          to Montebello, Calif. (CC) (HD)
one unsuspecting woman dead          Theresa hires a hand and a            her wedding dress at a thrift       (TVPG)
in the desert. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      young man tries to cope with          store; George and Kathleen
TLC Long Island Medium               the loss of his brother. (CC)         meet celebrity Chaz Bono. (N)
Theresa and her husband go to        (HD) (TVPG)                           (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       Continued on next page
TVTIMES                               MONDAY EVENING                                      March 16-22, 2013                                 26

COM (8:58) South Park But-            gate a case that involves na-       Catherine goes under cover. (N)     TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing (N)
ters is diagnosed with a multi-       tional security. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    (HD)
ple personality disorder. (CC)        OWN Dateline on OWN A mur-          _ * (10:01) Castle A                TVLND Hot in Cleveland When
(HD) (TVMA)                           der may have gone unsolved af-      woman appears to have been          a tornado threatens the city,
E! Chasing The Saturdays The          ter seven years. (CC) (HD)          scared to death by a “haunted”      the ladies find more than just
Saturdays’ first headlining           (TV14)                              DVD. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           shelter in Elka’s cellar. (CC)
show in America is threaten.          SHOW Californication Hank           ) Sound Tracks: Music With-         (HD) (TVPG)
(N) (HD) (TVPG)                       gets a taste of his own medi-       out Borders 2 Wynton
TBS Family Guy Brian acciden-         cine; Atticus tries to recreate     Marsalis; Scottish folk singer
tally sells Stewie’s beloved ted-     rock and roll folklore. (CC) (HD)   Julie Fowlis; African singer        10:30 p.m.
dy bear. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             (TVMA)                              Youssou N’Dour. (CC) (HD)           4 Scrubs J.D. gets annoyed
TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing              STARZ Spartacus: War of the         (TVPG)                              because his new girlfriend nev-
When Ron refuses a proposi-           Damned Gannicus is trapped          4 It’s Always Sunny in              er laughs. (CC) (TV14)
tion, a mysterious money man          behind enemy lines when Cras-       Philadelphia The gang starts a      ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG)
wages an all-out war. (HD)            sus leads an onslaught against      holiday adventure filled with       D Frasier Roz works at a re-
                                      the rebel-occupied city; Tiberius   stolen toys, naked elves and a      tirement home to serve com-
                                      must hold a celebration in hon-     run in with Santa. (CC) (HD)        munity service for a traffic tick-
9 p.m.                                or of a man he despises. (CC)       (Part 2 of 2) (TV14)                et. (CC) (TVPG)
^ H The Following Ryan and            (TVMA)                              ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD)        L The Office Deangelo shows
Parker try to outwit their new        SYFY Being Human Aidan              (TVPG)                              what kind of boss he is by play-
leader; Joe demands informa-          makes a sacrifice to protect        D Seinfeld Kramer’s friend          ing favorites. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
tion on Claire’s location. (N)        Josh and Nora. (N) (HD)             forces Jerry to perform an ille-    A&E (10:55) Bates Motel Wid-
(CC) (HD PA) (TV14)                   TBS Family Guy Stewie realizes      gal activity. (CC) (HD) (TVG)       ow Norma Bates and her shy
$ Law & Order: Special Vic-           that he likes when Lois spanks      ¨ Prime Suspect Tennison is         teenage son, Norman, start life
tims Unit Investigation into the      him, so he purposely gets into      facing corrupt criminals and        anew in a secretive coastal
near-fatal beating of a 12-year-      trouble. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           possibly an inside informant.       town. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
old boy. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             TLC (9:10) Gypsy Sisters: Ex-       (CC) (Part 2 of 4) (TVG)            COM South Park The kids
% 2 Broke Girls When Max              tra Bling Mellie’s honeymoon        ± Criminal Minds Investigat-        come up with the funniest joke
and Caroline take office temp         phase is short-lived as she         ing a series of teen suicides in    of all time while helping Jimmy
jobs, Max is hit on by the boss.      faces a pregnancy complication      Wyoming. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           with his comedy routine. (CC)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                  and jail time. (N) (CC) (HD)        A&E Bates Motel (Series Pre-        (HD) (TVMA)
) Market Warriors Items               (TV14)                              miere) Widow Norma Bates and        E! After Lately (N) (HD) (TV14)
found at Antiques Garage in           TNT Dallas J.R.’s will has last-    her shy teenage son, Norman,        TBS Family Guy After Peter
New York include an antique           ing ramifications for Southfork     start life anew in a secretive      helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire,
child’s rake. (CC) (HD) (TVG)         and the family legacy. (N) (CC)     coastal town. (N) (CC) (HD)         they become friends. (CC) (HD)
` Hawaii Five-0 When a mur-           (HD) (TV14)                         (TV14)                              (TV14)
der victim lands in Dog the           TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron        BRAVO The Real Housewives           TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing A
Bounty Hunter’s vehicle,              and Bobby deal with problems;       of Beverly Hills Adrienne’s new     routine tire change turns into a
Catherine goes under cover. (N)       Ron and Amy’s tension. (HD)         vodka line launch party; Paul       wild goose chase; the trip to
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                          and Adrienne. (HD) (TV14)           New Orleans is in jeopardy.
? L Hart of Dixie George                                                  DSC The Devils Ride The Dev-        (HD)
panics when Tansy’s dog goes          9:30 p.m.                           ils and The Mob both try to         TVLND Hot in Cleveland Elka
missing; Lemon and Magnolia           % Mike & Molly Molly shares         strengthen their armies;            reunites with a friend; the
try to break Brick and Shelby                                             Prospect Rob must prove him-        ladies struggle to raise bail; let-
                                      juicy details of past St.
up. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                      self. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)          ter from the INS. (CC) (HD)
                                      Patrick’s Day excursions. (N)
D The Big Bang Theory Penny                                               E! Burning Love Julie and Vi-       (TVPG)
                                      (CC) (HD) (TV14)
develops a rivalry with a sexy                                            vian reveal secrets; one lady is
                                      D The Big Bang Theory               sent home. (N) (HD) (TV14)
new female neighbor. (CC) (HD)
(TV14)
                                      Bernadette, Howard and Mrs.
                                      Wolowitz spend the weekend
                                                                          HIST American Pickers               11 p.m.
V Half the Sky: Turning Op-                                               Danielle splurges on the re-        ^ Seinfeld Kramer’s friend
                                      together. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          mains of a rare 1935 Indian
pression Into Opportunity for         A&E Storage Wars The buyers                                             forces Jerry to perform an ille-
Women Worldwide Women and                                                 Chief and then tries to sell it.    gal activity. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
                                      encounter fierce competition        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
girls around the world struggle       from “The Kings of Swag” in                                             ) Women Who Rock Female
to change their oppressive liv-                                           LIFE Preachers’ Daughters Tay-      musicians influence America’s
                                      Lake Elsinore, Calif. (N) (CC)      lor reveals one of her fan-
ing conditions. (CC) (HD) (Part       (HD) (TVPG)                                                             soundtrack. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
1 of 2) (TVMA)                                                            tasies; Olivia questions the pa-    ` Late Show With David Let-
                                      COM (9:59) South Park Eric          ternity of her daughter. (CC)
¨ Inspector Morse A former                                                                                    terman Selena Gomez; Bob
                                      Cartman is hiding something         (HD) (TV14)
felon who has been given a                                                                                    Sarlatte; Killer Mike performs.
new life and identity is tracked      that could change the outcome       OWN Dateline on OWN An of-
                                      of the presidential election.                                           (N) (CC) (HD)
down by his gangland boss.                                                fice manager for the FBI is mur-    4 Cash Cab (CC) (TVG)
(CC) (Part 1 of 2) (TVG)              (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                    dered. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                      SHOW House of Lies A self-                                              D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
± Criminal Minds The team                                                 SHOW Shameless A single fa-         H 30 Rock Jack tries to take
profiles a suspect who abducts        loathing management consult-        ther tries to raise his six chil-
                                      ant resorts to any means to                                             back a drunken New Year’s Eve
women to fulfill a personal ob-                                           dren. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)              mistake. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
session. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             get his way with and for his        STARZ Spartacus: War of the
                                      clients. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                                               L The Simpsons Homer be-
A&E Storage Wars The bidders                                              Damned Spartacus and Crixus         friends a new security guard at
roll into La Habra, Calif.; Darrell   TBS Family Guy Peter beats up       clash over strategy when their
                                      a bully who harasses Chris;                                             the plant; Marge daydreams
squares off against a former                                              forces become stranded on a         about being on “Top Chef.”
professional fighter. (N) (CC)        Stewie obsesses over getting a      snowbound ridge; Crassus los-
                                      tan. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                   (CC) (TVPG)
(HD) (TVPG)                                                               es control of those closest to      ¨ The Best of the Joy of
BRAVO LA Shrinks Clients take         TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron        him. (CC) (TVMA)
                                      and Bobby head to a rodeo to                                            Painting A snow-covered land-
a trip to the sex shop; twin                                              SYFY Lost Girl Reality and fan-     scape includes an icy pond and
brothers with different sexual        do a repossession; Krazy Dave       tasy converge as Bo confronts
                                      and Amy plan to set Bobby up.                                           cabin. (CC) (TVG)
orientations. (N)                                                         her ultimate challenge. (N) (CC)    ± Criminal Minds Con artist’s
COM (9:29) South Park The             (HD)                                (HD)                                crimes escalate as his mental
boys’ ziplining trip becomes a                                            TBS Family Guy Hugh Hefner          health declines. (CC) (HD)
                                                                          gives Quagmire advice, which
terrifying experience. (CC) (HD)
(TVMA)
                                      10 p.m.                             leads him to save the day. (CC)
                                                                                                              (TV14)
                                                                                                              BRAVO Watch What Happens:
DSC Fast N’ Loud A side trip to       # + (10:01) Deception               (HD) (TV14)                         Live (N) (HD)
Las Vegas nets Richard and            (Season Finale) Edward makes        TLC (10:18) Gypsy Sisters: Ex-      COM The Daily Show With Jon
Aaron Evel Knievel’s Messer-          a difficult decision and seeks      tra Bling As Mellie’s prison        Stewart Author Sandra Day O’-
schmitt microcar. (N) (CC) (HD)       revenge; Vivian’s killer is re-     date gets closer she must           Connor. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TV14)                                vealed. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)        make many decisions. (N) (CC)       DSC Fast N’ Loud A side trip to
E! Kourtney and Kim Take Mia-         $ Law & Order: Special Vic-         (HD) (TV14)                         Las Vegas nets Richard and
mi Khloe gets a hosting job on        tims Unit A murder victim’s         TNT Monday Mornings Ty and          Aaron Evel Knievel’s Messer-
“The X-Factor”; Kim and Kourt-        teenage son exacts his own          Tina receive a call from            schmitt microcar. (CC) (HD)
ney get competitive. (HD)             justice. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           Afghanistan; Sydney thinks an       (TV14)
(TV14)                                % Hawaii Five-0 When a mur-         infant may have an undiag-
HALL NUMB3RS Don and Char-            der victim lands in Dog the         nosed issue. (N) (CC) (HD)
lie are at odds as they investi-      Bounty Hunter’s vehicle,            (TV14)                                 Continued on next page
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                        6 pm        6:30       7 pm        7:30       8 pm        8:30       9 pm        9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                       News       SeinfeldBig Bang Big Bang Bones “The Doom in The Following “Love Ten O’clock News (N) Seinfeld How I Met
                ^                 (TVPG)  Theory      Theory     the Gloom” (N) (TV14) Hurts” (N) (TV14)        (CC) (HD)               (TVG)
                   KCRA 3         News    Access      Extra (N) The Biggest Loser “Live Finale” The winner is Deception (10:01) (N) News              Jay Leno
                # Reports                 Hollywood (TVPG)       announced. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)              (CC) (TV14)
                   KRON 4 Evening         omg! In- Entertain- KRON 4 News at 8          Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special News                30 Rock
                $ News (5) (CC)           sider       ment Ton. (CC)                    Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14)                       (TV14)
                   KPIX 5 News at 6pm Family          Judge      How I Met Engage- 2 Broke Mike &               Hawaii Five-0 “Na Ki’i” KPIX 5        Late Show
                % (N) (HD)                Feud        Judy (N)                 ment     Girls (N) Molly (N) (N) (CC) (TVPG)             News          Letterman
                   PBS NewsHour (N)       American Rob on        Antiques Roadshow Market Warriors (CC) Death and the Civil War: American Experi-
                & (CC) (HD)               Land        the Road “Spokane, WA” (TVG) (HD) (TVG)                   ence The Civil War death toll. (TV14)
                   ABC7 News 6:00PM Jeopardy! Wheel of Dancing With the Stars The couples perform Castle (10:01) “Scared ABC7                         Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)           (N) (TVG) Fortune for the judges. (N Same-day Tape) (TVPG)            to Death” (N) (TVPG) News             Kimmel
                   PBS NewsHour (CC) Nightly          Image-     Antiques Roadshow Market Warriors (CC) Sound Tracks: Music Women Who Rock Fe-
                ) (HD)                    Business makers        “Spokane, WA” (TVG) (HD) (TVG)                 Without Borders 2       male musicians.
                   News 10 Jeopardy! Wheel of Inside Edi- Dancing With the Stars The couples perform Castle (10:01) “Scared News 10 Jimmy
                * at 6:00 (N) (N) (TVG) Fortune tion (N) for the judges. (N Same-day Tape) (TVPG)               to Death” (N) (TVPG) at 11:00 Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News Extra (N) Access            The Biggest Loser “Live Finale” The winner is Deception (10:01) (N) Bay Area Jay Leno
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)      (TVPG)      Hollywood announced. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)               (CC) (TV14)             News
                   News        Entertain- How I Met Engage- 2 Broke Mike &              Hawaii Five-0 “Na Ki’i” CBS 13 News at 10p Late Show With David
                `              ment Ton.              ment       Girls (N) Molly (N) (N) (CC) (TVPG)            (N) (HD)                Letterman (N) (CC)
                   Noticias Noticiero Corona de Lágrimas Porque el Amor Man- Amores Verdaderos Amor Bravío (N) (HD) Noticias Noticiero
                . 14           Univisión (N) (TVPG)              da (N) (TV14)          (N) (TV14)              (TV14)                  14            Uni
                   House of Meet the We There We There Law & Order: Criminal ABC7 News at 9:00PM Always                      Scrubs     Cash Cab According
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                   TV Patrol Balitang Chinese News at 7          The Legend of Concu- The Legend of Concu- Chinese News at 10 Behind the Entertain-
                : (Tagalog). America                             bine Zhen Huan         bine Zhen Huan                                  Headlines ment
                   Engage- Engage- Family             Family     The Carrie Diaries (N) Hart of Dixie Tansy’s omg! In- Family           CW31          Entertain-
                ? ment         ment       Feud        Feud       (CC) (TV14)            dog goes missing.       sider (N) Feud          News (N) ment Ton.
                   World       World      Classic     Classic    Journal - In Focus Journal - Germany New Tang New Tang New Tang New Tang
                @ Channel Channel Arts Show Arts Show News                              News        To          Dynasty Dynasty Dynasty Dynasty
                   How I Met How I Met Bay Area TMZ (N) Friends                Friends  Big Bang Big Bang Seinfeld Frasier              TMZ (CC) News
                D                         News at 7 (TVPG)       (TVPG)        (TV14)   Theory      Theory      (TVG)        (TVPG)     (TVPG)
                   FOX 40      Seinfeld Two and a Two and a Bones “The Doom in The Following “Love FOX 40 News (N) (CC) 30 Rock 30 Rock
                H News         (TVPG)     Half Men Half Men the Gloom” (N) (TV14) Hurts” (N) (TV14)             (TVPG)                  (TV14)        (TVPG)
                   Que Jala- Estudio 2 Tengo Talento, Mucho Talento                     Noches con Platanito Alarma TV Noticiero Universal Programa
                J da                                                                                                                    Church        Pagado
                   Two and a Two and a Family         Family     The Carrie Diaries (N) Hart of Dixie Tansy’s KPIX 5         The Office The Simp- The Office
                L Half Men Half Men Guy (CC) Guy (CC) (CC) (TV14)                       dog goes missing.       News         (TVPG)     sons          (TV14)
                   Noticias Noticiero Caso Cerrado: Edi-         Pasión Prohibida (N) La Patrona (N) (HD) El Rostro de la Ven- Noticias Victorinos
                P Tele         Telem      ción Estelar (TV14)    (TV14)                                         ganza (N)               Tele
                   La Otra Cara del Alma Lo Que Callamos las Extranormal                Al Extremo              Infieles                Deporte Caliente
                R                         Mujeres (TVPG)
                   Wild        Nightly    Doc Martin “Don’t Let Poirot Speedboat-rac- Half the Sky: Turning Oppression Into Opportunity for Women
                V Kratts       Business Go” (CC) (TVPG)          ing friend. (TVPG)     Worldwide Oppressive living conditions. (CC) (TVMA)
                Z  How I Met How I Met Big Bang Big Bang Law & Order: SVU               Law & Order: SVU        News         The Office The Office Friends
                   Paint This- Journal    Newsline Califor-      One Step One Step Inspector Morse (CC) Prime Suspect (CC) Joy/Paint- One Step
                ¨ Jerry        (TVG)      (CC)        nia’s Gold Beyond Beyond (TVG)                            (Part 2 of 4) (TVG)     ing           Beyond
                   Criminal Minds “100” Criminal Minds “Slave Criminal Minds A man Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds “Risky Criminal Minds “Para-
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                ≤ María, La del Barrio Venganza Implacable (R, ‘05) (HD)                Made in Cartagena       Rosario Tijeras (TV14) Contacto Deportivo
                   The 700 Club (CC)      For Better, For Worse, Way of the Journey Building a Joni and Life Today Paid Pro- Pre Auc- Paid Pro-
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   E! Chelsea Lately Aaron Eck-                  TRUTV All Worked Up Ron and           _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel              COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-
   hart; John Caparulo; Michael                  Bobby’s repo goes bad when            Live Actress Jennifer Love He-        port Author Emily Bazelon. (CC)
   Yo; Josh Wolf. (N) (HD) (TV14)                they end up fighting two crazed       witt; actor Steven Yeun. (N)          (HD) (TV14)
   LIFE (11:01) The Client List                  car owners. (HD) (TVPG)               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      E! E! News (HD)
   Detectives assume that Riley                  USA (11:05) NCIS: Los Ange-           4 According to Jim Jim fears          HALL Frasier Martin prepares a
   has information that would help               les A member of the team dis-         that Cheryl’s romantic expecta-       solo for the church pageant;
   in their investigation against                appears; the team works along-        tions will increase as Ryan           Frasier shops for gifts. (CC)
   Kyle. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                        side LAPD on a human-traffick-        showers Dana with gifts. (CC)         (TVPG)
   OWN Dateline on OWN Women                     ing case. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)                  MAX (11:40) Banshee Lucas
   are attacked in the night, baf-                                                     ? Entertainment Tonight (N)           makes a decision that impacts
   fling investigators in three
   states. (HD) (TV14)                           11:30 p.m.                            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                       H 30 Rock On the heels of
                                                                                                                             Carrie, Sugar, Job and the en-
                                                                                                                             tire Banshee police force; Nola
   SHOW Inside Comedy Comedi-                    ^ How I Met Your Mother                                                     reconsiders her future. (CC)
                                                                                       Jack’s realization that Don
   an David Steinberg sits down                  Robin realizes she is finally         Geiss may be retiring, Jack’s         (HD) (TVMA)
   with other comics for one-on-                 over Barney and Ted. (CC) (HD)
   one interviews. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                       nemesis returns. (CC) (HD)            SHOW House of Lies A self-
                                                 (TV14)
   (TVPG)                                                                              (TVPG)                                loathing management consult-
                                                 # + (11:34) The Tonight
   SYFY Continuum Kiera tries to                 Show With Jay Leno Morgan             L The Office Michael feels            ant resorts to any means to
   stop the bombing of a building.               Freeman; Rulon Gardner; Henry         left out when the rest of the         get his way with and for his
   Alec is kidnapped by Liber8.                  Cejudo; James Hunter. (N) (CC)        staff gossips about the sum-          clients. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
   (HD)                                          (HD) (TV14)                           mer interns. (CC) (HD) (TV14)         TLC Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling
   TBS Conan Javier Bardem; Lau-                 $ 30 Rock Jack tries to take          ¨ One Step Beyond German              Nettie, Kayla and Laura sus-
   ren Cohan; Brandi Carlile. (CC)               back a drunken New Year’s Eve         glider pilot flies into the un-       pect Mellie may be pregnant;
   (HD) (TV14)                                   mistake. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             known. (CC)                           Mellie has serious doubts
   TNT (11:01) Dallas J.R.’s will                % (11:35) Late Show With              BRAVO The Real Housewives             about the wedding. (CC) (HD)
   has lasting ramifications for                 David Letterman Selena                of Beverly Hills Adrienne’s new       (TV14)
   Southfork and the family lega-                Gomez; Bob Sarlatte; Killer           vodka line launch party; Paul         TRUTV All Worked Up (HD)
   cy. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                          Mike performs. (N) (CC) (HD)          and Adrienne. (HD) (TV14)             (TVPG)
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                       6 pm         6:30        7 pm          7:30        8 pm         8:30        9 pm          9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                      Storage    Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Bates Motel (N) (CC) Bates Motel (10:55)
              A&E Wars           Wars         Wars          Wars        Wars          Wars          Wars (N) Wars (N) (TV14)                           (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                     Braveheart (3) (R, ‘95) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (PG-13, ‘02) ››› (Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen) Mem- Lord of the Rings
              AMC ››› (HD)                    bers of a fellowship battle evil Sauron and his pawns. (HD)
                     Finding Bigfoot (HD) Catfishin’ Kings (N) Finding Bigfoot (HD) Finding Bigfoot (HD) Catfishin’ Kings “Moby Gator Boys “Gator
              ANIM (TVPG)                     (HD) (TVPG)               (TVPG)                      (TVPG)                   Dick” (TVPG)              Smackdown” (TVPG)
                     106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live “Top 10 Count- Beauty Shop (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (Queen Latifah, Friday After Next (R, ‘02) › (Ice Cube, Mike
               BET down” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                           Alicia Silverstone) (CC)                             Epps) (CC)
                     The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives LA Shrinks “Carry the The Real Housewives What Hap- House-
            BRAVO of Beverly Hills (TV14) of Atlanta (TV14)             of Beverly Hills (N)        Weight” (N)              of Beverly Hills (TV14) pens           wives
                     Reba        Reba         Reba (7:09) “The Two Reba               Reba          The Karate Kid Part II (PG, ‘86) ›› (Ralph Macchio,             Karate Kid
              CMT (5:53)         (6:31)       Girl Theory” (TVPG)       (7:47)        (8:24)        Noriyuki “Pat” Morita) (CC) (HD)                                III
             CNBC Treasure Detectives The Car Chasers                   Mad Money (HD)              Treasure Detectives The Car Chasers                Mom          Workout
                     Piers Morgan Live (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Live                       Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront
              CNN (HD) (Live)                 (CC) (HD)                 (HD)                        (HD)                     (CC) (HD)                 (HD)
                     Always      Tosh.0       Colbert       Daily       Futurama Futurama South                 South        South         South       Daily        Colbert
              COM Sunny          (6:26)       Report        Show        (7:57)        (8:28)        Park (8:58) Park (9:29) Park (9:59) Park (CC) Show              Report
                     NBA Basketball (5) Golden State Warriors SportsNet Chronicle Live (N)                      SportsNet Central          SportsNet Chronicle Live
            CSNBA Warriors at New Orleans Hornets. Postgame Central (N)                                                                    Central (N)
                     First Ladies: Influence & Image Politics & Public Policy Today                                          Politics & Public Policy Today
             CSPN Elizabeth Monroe. (N)
                     Fast N’ Loud (CC)        Fast N’ Loud (CC)         Fast N’ Loud: Revved Fast N’ Loud (N) (CC) The Devils Ride (N) Fast N’ Loud (CC)
              DSC (HD) (TV14)                 (HD) (TV14)               Up (N) (CC) (TV14)          (TV14)                   (CC) (TV14)               (HD) (TV14)
                     Playing With Fire (HD) E! News (N) (HD)                          Chasing Kourtney and Kim               Burning After Late- Chelsea E! News
                E!                                                                    The Satur Take Miami (TV14)            Love (N) ly (N)           Lately (N) (HD)
                     NBA Basketball (5) Miami Heat at NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Utah Jazz. (N) (HD)                  SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN Boston Celtics. (N) (HD) (Live)           (Live)                                                           (HD) (Live)               (HD) (Live)
                     ESPN Tournament          Numbers SportsNa- SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) NBA                            Basketball NASCAR Numbers
             ESPN2 Challenge (5) (N)          Never Lie tion (N)        (HD) (Live)                 (HD) (Live)              Tonight (N)               Now (N) Never Lie
                     The Secret Life of the The Secret Life of the The Secret Life of the You Again (PG, ‘10) ›› (Kristen Bell, Jamie                  The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM American Teenager American Teenager American Teenager Lee Curtis) (HD)                                                               (HD) (TVPG)
              FNC Hannity (N) (HD)            Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity (HD)                            Greta Van Susteren The Five (HD)
             FOOD Diners         Diners       Diners        Diners      Diners        Diners        Diners      Diners       Diners        Diners      Diners       Diners
                     How I Met How I Met Two and a Two and a Megamind (PG, ‘10) ››› (Voices of Will Fer- Megamind (PG, ‘10) ››› (Voices of Will Fer-
                FX                            Half Men Half Men rell, Brad Pitt) Premiere. (HD)                              rell, Brad Pitt) (HD)
              HALL Brady         Brady        Brady         Brady       NUMB3RS (TVPG)              NUMB3RS (TVPG)           Frasier       Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
              HIST American Pickers           American Pickers          American Pickers            American Pickers         American Pickers          American Pickers
                     Curb Ap- Curb Ap- Love It or List It               Love It or List It (CC) Love It or List It (N) House               Hunters Love It or List It, Too
             HGTV peal (TVG) peal (TVG) Robert and Kim. (TVG) (HD) (TVG)                            (CC) (HD) (TVG)          Hunters Int’l             (N) (CC) (TVG)
                     The Bible Joshua conquers Jericho. (CC) (HD) The Bible The Jews are enslaved in Babylon. Preachers’ Daughters The Client List (11:01)
              LIFE (TV14)                                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                     (CC) (HD) (TV14)          (CC) (HD) (TV14)
            MSNBC Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                      The Ed Show (HD)            Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                   Hardball Matthews
                     Catfish (PG-13, ‘10) ››› A man documents Teen Mom 2 “The Fu- Teen Mom 2 “Faded Teen Mom 2 (N) (HD) World of Jenks (11:02)
              MTV his brother’s meeting with an online friend.          ture Is Now” (TVPG)         Love” (TVPG)             (TVPG)                    (N) (TV14)
                     Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Drake & Wendell & Full House Full House Full House The Nanny The Nanny Friends                                         Friends
              NICK Bob           Bob          Bob           Josh        Vinnie        (TVG)         (TVG)       (TVG)        (TVPG)        (TVPG)      (TVPG)       (TVPG)
              OWN Sins & Secrets (TV14) Sins & Secrets (TV14) Dateline on OWN                       Dateline on OWN          Dateline on OWN           Dateline on OWN
              OXY Law Order: CI               28 Days (PG-13, ‘00) ›› (Sandra Bullock)              Snapped                  Snapped: Killer           28 Days (PG-13) ››
                     The Transporter 2 (5:42) (PG-13, ‘05) ›› (Ja- Transporter 3 (PG-13) ›› (Jason Statham) Frank Martin Crank: High Voltage (10:45) (R) ›
             SPIKE son Statham, Amber Valletta) (HD)                    becomes involved with a Ukrainian woman. (HD)                      (Jason Statham) (HD)
                     Shutter Island (5) (R, ‘10) ›› (Leonardo Di-       Continuum “Endtimes” Being Human (N) (HD) Lost Girl “The Ceremo- Continuum Kiera tries
              SYFY Caprio, Mark Ruffalo)                                (N)                                                  ny” (N) (CC)              to stop the bombing.
                     The King Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family                       Family        Family      Family       Family        Family      Conan Javier Bardem;
               TBS of Queens (TVPG)           (TVPG)        (TVPG)      Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Lauren Cohan. (TV14)
              TCM Desire Me Julia Misbehaves (6:45) (NR, ‘48) ›››                     That Forsyte Woman (NR, ‘50) ›››                     The Miniver Story (NR, ‘50) ››
                     Island      Island       Island        Island      Gypsy Sisters: Extra Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling (9:10) Gypsy Sisters: Extra Gypsy
               TLC Medium Medium Medium Medium Bling (N) (CC) (TV14) “Who’s Your Daddy?” (N) (TV14)                                        Bling (10:18) (N) (CC) Sisters:
                     Castle Castle bets with Castle “Inventing the Castle A dead man is Dallas “Ewings Unite!” Monday Mornings (N) Dallas (11:01) “Ewings
               TNT Esposito. (TVPG)           Girl” (CC) (TVPG)         tangled in tree limbs. (N) (TV14)                    (CC) (HD) (TV14)          Unite!” (CC) (TV14)
                     Regular Regular Regular Adventure Regular MAD                                  King of     King of      American American Family               Family
             TOON Show           Show         Show          Time        Show          (TVPG)        the Hill    the Hill     Dad (CC) Dad (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC)
                     Bizarre Foods Ameri- Hotel Impossible (N) Bizarre Foods With                   Bizarre Foods Ameri- Hotel Impossible (CC) Bizarre Foods With
              TRAV ca (N) (CC) (TVPG)         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          Andrew Zimmern              ca (CC) (TVPG)           (HD) (TVPG)               Andrew Zimmern
             TRUTV Cops          Cops         Lizard        Lizard      Lizard        Lizard        Lizard      Lizard       Lizard        Lizard      Worked       Worked
                     The Cosby The Cosby Golden             Golden      Golden        Golden        Golden      Golden       Hot in        Hot in      The King The King
            TVLAND Show          Show         Girls         Girls       Girls         Girls         Girls       Girls        Cleveland Cleveland of Queens of Queens
                     NCIS A Navy pilot is     NCIS Gibbs questions WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)                                    NCIS: Los Angeles
              USA found dead. (TVPG)          DiNozzo’s ability.                                                                                       (11:05) (TV14)
                     Love & Hip Hop (5:50) Love & Hip Hop (6:55) Love & Hip Hop (N) Black Ink Crew (N)                       La La’s       La La’s     Love & Hip Hop (HD)
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                     Good-       Jessie       Shake It Austin & The Wizards Return: Jessie                      A.N.T.       Good-         Good-       Jessie       Good-
              DISN Charlie       (TVG)        Up! (TVG) Ally (CC) Alex vs. Alex (NR)                (TVG)       Farm         Charlie       Charlie     (TVG)        Charlie
              ENC Heartbreak Ridge (5:45) (R) ››                        Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (R, ‘03) ››› (CC)                  The Specialist (9:55) (R, ‘94) ››
                     Cowboys & Aliens (5:30) (PG-13, Fight              Real Time With Bill         American Winter (NR, ‘13) Pre-         Fight       Michael Boxing
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             STARZ The Muppets (5:10) Colombiana (7:05) (PG-13, ‘11) ››                             Spartacus: War           Spartacus: War            That’s My Boy (R) ›
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                     12 am 12:30 1 am                     1:30       2 am         2:30       3 am        3:30       4 am         4:30       5 am        5:30
                   TMZ (N) Dish Na- Friends            Frasier     Pre Auc- Quit Your Pre Auc- Derm Ex- Cops                   4:30am      KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)        tion (N)    (TVPG)      (TVG)       tion        Job! (CC) tion          clusive     (TV14)      Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # Jay Leno Jimmy Fallon                 Daly        Today (2:05) (TVPG) Mad Money (HD)              Early Tdy News          News         News
                   Entertain- Inside Edi- Paid Pro- Joint          Paid Pro- Paid Pro- The Doctors (CC)            KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC)
               $ ment Ton. tion (N) gram               Health      gram        gram        (HD) (TVPG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5             Get Fit     Portable Up to the Minute           CBS Morn- KPIX 5        KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News                Fast (2:12) Cooktop (3:12) (N)                  ing News News           Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)          T. Smiley Independent Lens (TV14)               Independent Lens        Independent Lens        Moyers & Company
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                          America ABC7            ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                           Morning News            (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)          Business Image          Antiques Roadshow Market Warriors (TVG) Sound Tracks                    Women Who Rock
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Scrubs      Joint Help ABC World News Now (2:35) (N) (CC)               Morning News
               + Jay Leno Jimmy Fallon                 Daly        Today (2:05) (TVPG) The Jeff Probst Show Early Tdy Today                Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics Frasier               Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Facelift? Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
               . Al Diablo                 Zacatillo, un           Conducta Noticia 14 Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca               Impacto Noticiero
               4 News          Law Order: CI           Paid Prog. Baggage Paid Prog. Payne             Paid Prog. Browns Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Money
               : Chinese News at 7         Path        Auction Shepherd’s Chapel           Job (TVG)               Genesis (TVG)           Shepherd’s Chapel
               ? King          Sunny       There       ’Til Death Excused Funny Home Videos Better (CC) (TVPG)                 Good Day Good Day 5a
               D News          Cheers      ’Til Death Judge G. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Business Derma                  Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               H Seinfeld Dish Nat. Raymond Raymond King/Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                   FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Auction Auction Pagado Pagado Pagado Auction Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
               L Rules         King        Raymond Amer. Dad Raymond Chris                 Excused The Ricki Lake Show Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog.
               P Victorinos Decisiones (TVPG)          Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado       Pagado
               R Azteca        Botánica Agua (HD)                  Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado       Pagado
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               V T. Smiley This Is Us Doc Martin (TVPG)            Poirot (CC) (TVPG)      Half the Sky: Turning Oppression Into Opportunity for Women
               ¨ Liv’g         For Home Garden         Calif. Gold One Step One Step Inspector Morse               Prime Suspect (TVG) Paint            One Step
               ± Criminal Minds (TV14) NUMB3RS (TVPG)              NUMB3RS (TVPG)          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Auction NoAnxiety Paid Prog. Times                Aspiring Fish. Edge Auction Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Joint Help Auction Best Mop
              A&E Storage Storage Storage Storage Bates Motel (2:01)                       Bates Motel (2:56)      Nopalea Paid Prog. Joint Help Cooktop
              AMC The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (11) (PG-13) ››› (HD)              Jumanji (PG, ‘95) ›› (Robin Williams) (CC) (HD)              Immortal
              ANIM Finding Bigfoot         Finding Bigfoot         Catfishin’ Kings        Orangutan Eden          Big Cat     Big Cat     Dogs 101 (CC) (TVG)
              BET Wendy Williams Show I Think I Love My Wife (R, ‘07) ›› (Chris Rock) (CC)             One Mic Paid Prog. Popoff           Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO Real         LA Shrinks              Housewives/Atl.         Happens Real Housewives             Workout Drop Lbs! Derm               Back Fat?
              CMT The Karate Kid Part III (11:30) (PG, ‘89) ›› True Blue: Ten Years Insanity! Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                  CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Octspring Paid Prog. Mad Money (HD)              Worldwide Exchange Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Piers Morgan Live        Anderson Cooper 360 Early Start With Berman & Sambolin                  Starting Point (N) (HD)
              COM South Pk The Jesel Daily             Colbert     South Pk Futurama The Jesel Chappelle Sunny                 Kroll Show Loss          Great Sex
            CSNBA SportsNet NBA Basketball: Warriors at Hornets                SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. FreeBullet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Politics & Public Policy Today (10)                                      Politics & Public Pol Washington Journal
              DSC The Devils Ride (CC) Fast N’ Loud                Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Paid Prog. Free             Insanity! Nopalea Great Sex Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea Burning After Late Chelsea Studio E! Kourtney-Kim                                Paid Prog. Insanity! Insanity! Paid Prog.
             ESPN NBA Basketball: Knicks at Jazz                   SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (CC)       NBA Basketball: Heat at Celtics                 Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince       Prince      Paid Prog. Insanity! Hang Ups Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVPG) Luminess Dirty                     Prince       Life Today
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)         The O’Reilly Factor FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Diners       Diners      Diners      Diners      Diners      Diners      Diners      Diners      Private Chefs           Nopalea Paid Prog.
               FX Miss March (R) › (Zach Cregger) (HD)             Loss        Knife Set Quit-Job! Miracle         More Sex Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers          Cheers      Frasier     Frasier     Frasier     Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST American Pickers        American Pickers        American Pickers        American Pickers        ShopCoins Money         Perf. Yard Paid Prog.
             HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It, Too Love It or List It (TVG) Paid Prog. Fat Loss Paid Prog. Food Love
              LIFE The Bible (12:02) (CC) (HD) (TV14)              Preachers’ Daughters The Client List (3:03) Paid Prog. Zumba Fit Back Fat? Kitchen
            MSNBC The Ed Show (HD)         Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Teen Mom 2 (12:02) Catfish (1:02) (PG-13, ‘10) ›››                       AMTV (TV14)             AMTV (TV14)             AMTV (TV14)
              NICK Friends Friends George              George      George      George      My Wife My Wife Yes, Dear Yes, Dear To Be Announced
              OXY 28 Days (11), ‘00 ›› Law Order: CI               Law Order: CI           Food Love Octspring NoAnxiety Health            Workout Luminess
             SPIKE Crank: High Voltage Ways Die Ways Die Entourage (2:14)                  Unsolved Mysteries Hair Loss Drop Lbs! Paid Prog. Hang Ups
              SYFY Being Human (HD)        Lost Girl (CC)          First Wave (TVPG)       First Wave (TVPG)       Paid Prog. Octspring Paid Prog. Mom
              TBS Men-Work Conan (CC) (TV14)           The Office After the Sunset (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (HD)            Worse       Married     Married      Married
              TCM Miniver      The Law and the Lady (NR) ›› Julius Caesar (2:15) (NR, ‘53) ›››› (Marlon Brando)                Wildcat Bus, ‘40 ›› Stranger
              TLC Gypsy        Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling (12:40) Gypsy Sisters: Extra Popoff          Kitchen Defrosting To Be Announced
              TNT Monday Mornings          Cold Case (1:02)        Leverage (2:02) (TV14) The Closer (3:02)        Las Vegas (TV14)        Angel (CC) (TVPG)
             TOON Chicken Aqua Unit Squidbill. Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Chicken Boosh                             Squidbill. King/Hill King/Hill
             TRUTV Lizard      Lizard      Lizard      Lizard      Lizard      Lizard      Worked      Worked      The Investigators       Forensic Tummy
            TVLAND The King of Queens King             Raymond Raymond ’70s Show That ’70s Show (3:12) ’70s Show ’70s Show Home Imp. Home Imp.
              USA CSI: Crime Scene         CSI: Crime Scene        Alpha Dog (2:05) (R, ‘06) ›› (CC) (HD)          Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI
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              VH-1 Black Ink Crew (TV14) La La         La La       Love & Hip Hop          Black Ink Crew (TV14) La La         La La       Wicked Single (TV14)
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Prince           Creflo D. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              DISN Wizards Wizards Deck                Deck        Good        Good        Wizards Wizards Deck                Deck        Good         Phineas
              ENC The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (11:50) ›››                  The Dead Pool (R) ››                Scent of a Woman (4:05) (R) ›››
              HBO Boxing                               I, Robot (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (HD)                   Varsity Blues (3:45) (R) ›› (HD)                 Conchords
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              MAX Banshee Life-Top Life-Top Shame (1:45) (NC-17) ››› (HD)                              The French Connection ››››          Elvis and Anabelle
             SHOW Californ. Shameless (TVMA)           The Wrath of Cain (R, ‘10) (CC)     Goon (R) ››› (HD)                   Monique Marv.            Big Easy
             STARZ That’s My Boy (11) › Spartacus: War             Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Priest (4:35), ‘11 ››
              TMC The English Patient (R, ‘96) ››› (HD)                        Candyman 3: Day of the Dead (2:45) (R) ›        Booty Hunter (4:20) Breaka
                 Movies                 Children’s            Please check daily TV grids for updates                  News                      Sports
TVTIMES                                    TUESDAY MORNING                                              March 16-22, 2013                                  30

                      6 am        6:30       7 am         7:30       8 am        8:30       9 am        9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute      Minute      Wendy Williams Show Anderson Live (TVG)
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today (N) (CC) (HD)                                 Live With Kelly         Today (N) (CC)         Anderson Live (N)
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC)                                                 Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Bay Area Smarter!
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                           (CC) (TVPG)             (CC) (TVG)             Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Wild Kratt Arthur            Martha      Curious Cat in the Super           Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger             Sid
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)        ABC7        Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (N) (TVPG)      (TV14)                 News        lionaire
               ) Raggs          Cat in the Tiger        Caillou (N) Curious Cat in the Super           Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9 (N)        The View (TV14)        News        Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today La Toya Jackson; “The Biggest Loser.” (N) (CC) (HD)                                           News        30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                   Rosa de Guadalupe
               4 Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Paid Prog. Facelift? Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Steve Wilkos Show Baggage News
               : Paid Prog. Auction Auction KBS News Fruity Pie China                      Auction Auction J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day 6a               Good Day                 Good Day               Good Day Sac’mento Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal Global            Journal      Kick Off Journal        Agenda Journal         In Focus Journal        Euromaxx Journal       Faith Mat
               D Workout Paid Prog. Auction Derm Ex Funny Home Videos Trisha Goddard                               The Dr. Oz Show        The Dr. Oz Show (N)
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show The Ricki Lake Show
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Auction Pagado Safari                        Pagado     Película                                       Don Cheto
               L Copeland Prince           Life Today Paid Prog. The Ricki Lake Show Judge             Judge       Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Anita No Te Rajes         Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                            Acceso      Secretario Amor Cautivo (N)
               R Pagado Pagado Defenso. Botánica S’pr Libro Defenso. Pagado Pagado Pagado Defenso. Cambio de Vida
               V Zoboom Raggs              Sesame Street (TVY) WordWrld Tiger              Caillou     Sid         Curious Cat in the Cliff Pup Clifford
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               ¨ Morning Cup O Jazz Liv’g               For Home Garden         Yoga       Body Elec. Sit/Be Fit C. Stretch Knitting Beads            Sewing
               ± Bay Vista Ca Living Paid Prog. Auction Bible                   Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog. Space Cowboys, ‘00
               ¥ Paid Prog. Wommack J. Meyer Prince                 Life Today Making      The 700 Club (TVPG) Health                     Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E Zumba Fit Paid Prog. Dog              Dog         Dog         Dog        Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Mom           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Insanity! Williams Nopalea Comic                 Braveheart (R, ‘95) ››› (Mel Gibson) (CC) (HD)
              ANIM The Crocodile Hunter Confessions                 Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                Popoff      Foxx        Foxx       Foxx        Foxx        Foxx        Foxx       Beauty Shop ››
            BRAVO Matchmaker               Matchmaker               Matchmaker             Matchmaker              Matchmaker             Matchmaker
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)            Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                             CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Insanity! Loss           Paid Prog. Zumba Fit Mom             Paid Prog. Entourage Comedy Daily              Colbert    The Jesel Scrubs
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Cooktop Get Fit                        FreeBullet Focused Shaun T’s
             CSPN Washington Journal Public Affairs                                                                Public Affairs
              DSC Grow Hair Creflo D. Popoff            J. Robison J. Meyer Fat Loss Almost, Away                  Almost, Away           Fatal Encounters
                E! Anderson Paid Prog. E! News (HD)                 Studio E! Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex and the City
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)        MLB Preseason Baseball: Yankees at Phillies
             ESPN2 Mike and Mike           First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        First Take (CC)         SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Drenda          Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World 700 Club The 700 Club (TVPG) Pretty Little Liars
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                       Happening Now (N) (HD)                         America Live (N) (HD)
             FOOD Insanity! Paid Prog. Top              Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cooktop Paid Prog. Grill It!         Home        America Good Eats Unwrap
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Smarter Smarter Jennifer’s Body (R) ›› (Megan Fox) (HD)                   The Comebacks (PG-13, ‘07) › (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Jillian      Quarters Civil War Journal          Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (TVG) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC)
             HGTV Paid Prog. Designing Estate           Buck        Buck        Buck       Buck        Buck        Buck        Buck       Buck        Buck
              LIFE Paid Prog. Hair Free The Balancing Act           Will/Grace Will/Grace Frasier      Frasier     Frasier     Frasier    Chris       Chris
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N)                     Alex Wagner             Andrea Mitchell        News Nation (N)
              MTV MTV Jams (TVPG)          AMTV Music videos. AMTV Music videos. 16 and Pregnant                   16 and Pregnant        16 and Pregnant
              NICK Full House Full House Turtles        Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora...                    Dora...    Bubble      Bubble
              OWN Nate Berkus              Rachael Ray (TVG)        Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model
             SPIKE Spring Break            Paid Prog. Loss          Insanity! Mom          Repo        CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI
              SYFY Loss         Paid Prog. Fat Loss Williams Haunted Collector             Robot Combat            Robot Combat           Robot Combat
               TBS Married Married Earl                 Earl        Prince      Prince     Payne       Browns Rules            Rules      Jim         Jim
              TCM Stranger-Floor           River’s End (NR) ›› The Man Who Talked Too Much It All Came True (9:45) (NR, ‘40) ››                       Fugitive
               TLC 19 Kids and Counting Baby’s          Multiples Baby          Baby       Baby        Baby        Virgin Diaries (TV14) Say Yes Say Yes
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (CC) (TV14) Charmed (TVPG)              Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10               Beyblade Pokemon Scooby-Doo Mummy                          Johnny T Scooby        Scooby      Looney
              TRAV Homes        Homes      Food Paradise            Gem Hunt (TVPG)        Armed       Armed       Bizarre Foods          No Reservation
             TRUTV Weight       Paid Prog. Sexiest      TrainIn10! Paid Prog. Insanity! In Session (HD)                                   Most Shocking
            TVLAND Jillian      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Murder, She Wrote           Van Dyke Van Dyke Love Lucy Love Lucy Griffith             Griffith
              USA Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG)       Jump Start (TVPG)        Jump Start (TVPG)      Jump Start (TVPG)       Morning Buzz           Love & Hip Hop
            WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger
              DISN Chugging Octonauts Mickey            Mickey      Doc McSt. Pirates      Phineas Gravity         Dog         Jessie     Good        Austin
              ENC Scent         Duplex (6:45) (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (CC)              Calendar Girls (8:20)              Cold Creek Manor (10:10) (R) ›
              HBO The Associate, ‘96 ››› (HD)                       A Thousand Words (PG-13) ›         Larry Crowne, ‘11 (HD)             Best Exotic
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              MAX Elvis and Anabelle       The Mighty Ducks (PG, ‘92) ›› Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (8:45) ››› (HD)                        Taxi ›
             SHOW Big Easy Express, ‘12 Thunder Soul, ‘10 (HD)                  Shakespeare High (NR, ‘11) ›› The Lie (R, ‘11) (HD)                   In the Mix
             STARZ Think Like a Man (6:15) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC)                 For Richer or Poorer (8:20), ‘97 ›             Men in Black 3 (10:25)
              TMC Breakaway (5:30), ‘11 The Parent Trap (7:15) (G, ‘61) ››› (HD)                       Gentle Ben: Terror                 Spoken Word ››
                  Movies                 Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                  News                    Sports
TVTIMES                                  TUESDAY AFTERNOON                                                 March 16-22, 2013                                     31

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30        2 pm        2:30        3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm         5:30
              ^     News       Big World Trisha Goddard            Maury (CC) (TV14)       Anderson Live (N)           The Dr. Oz Show (N) News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                  Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TVPG)                The Dr. Oz Show (N) News              NBC News
              $     Bay Area Paid Prog. Auction 30 Rock Insider                 Inside Ed. The Doctors (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful      (TV14)
                                                                   Rachael Ray (N) (CC) The People’s Court
                                                                   (HD) (TVG)              (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                       Judge
                                                                                                                       Judy
                                                                                                                                     Judge
                                                                                                                                     Judy
                                                                                                                                                KPIX 5
                                                                                                                                                News
                                                                                                                                                             CBS
                                                                                                                                                             Evening
               & WordWrld Barney          Caillou (N) Clifford     Antiques Roadshow Market Warriors (TVG) Greener Newsline News                             Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD)                        ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                 World
               _ (TVPG)                   (CC) (TVPG)              lionaire     (TVG)      (TVPG)                      (N) (CC) (HD)            News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)        Check        Kitchen Kitchen News                PBS NewsHour (N)            News          Tiger      Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)          General Hospital (N) Jeopardy! Millionaire The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres                       News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (N)                         Ellen DeGeneres          News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold       The Talk (CC) (TV14) The Doctors (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p                        News         CBS News
               . Hoy (HD)                                          Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N)               El Gordo y la Flaca      Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle                                Jerry Springer (N)       Cash Cab Scrubs
               : Hdlnes        News       Love from the Valley Path             Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music               Beat       Auction Saigon
               ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham                 Judge        Judge      Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court                 Steve Harvey (N)
               @ Journal Agenda Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal Agenda Journal Drive It                                           Arts         Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show Minute            Dish Nat. Cops           Cops       Maury (CC) (TV14)           Maury (CC) (TV14)        ’70s Show ’70s Show
               H Cops          Cops       Judge Mathis (N)         Divorce      Divorce    Steve Wilkos Show           Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News
               J Chuper        Chuper     Película                                         Lagrimita y Costel          Estrellas Hoy            Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                  Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham                   FamFeud FamFeud Rules                 King
               P Historias de             Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor                            Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Hit M3                   Los Rey                  Cosas de la Vida        Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca
               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney            Caillou (N) Tiger        Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur                      Martha       Electric
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               ¨ Calif. Gold One Step One Step Inspector Morse                  Prime Suspect (TVG) Paint              Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids
               ± Space Cowboys (11), ‘00 ››› (HD)                  Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14)
               ¥ Aspiring Journey Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer The Living Vine                            Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Ministry
              A&E CSI: Miami (TV14)       Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)              The First 48 (TV14)      The First 48 (TVPG)
              AMC Braveheart (9:30) (R) (HD)           King Arthur (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Clive Owen) (HD)                   Kingdom of Heaven (R, ‘05) ››› (HD)
              ANIM Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Gator Boys                Tanked: Unfiltered          Wild West Alaska         Tanked: Unfiltered
               BET Beauty Shop (11), ‘05 Parkers Parkers Parkers Matters Matters Matters Friday After Next (R, ‘02) › (Ice Cube) (CC)
            BRAVO Matchmaker              LA Shrinks               LA Shrinks              LA Shrinks                  Matchmaker               Matchmaker
              CMT The Karate Kid Part II (PG, ‘86) ›› (CC) (HD)                 The Karate Kid Part III (2:35) (PG, ‘89) ›› (HD)                Reba (5:12) (TVPG)
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell               Fast Money (N)          Mad Money (N)               The Kudlow Report Treasure Detectives
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                    The Situation Room (N) (HD)                         Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Scrubs       Scrubs     Scrubs       Scrubs      Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (PG) (HD)          Comedy Futurama Futurama Sunny
            CSNBA LiveWell LiveWell Paid Prog. Cooktop SportsNet Central                   NBA Basketball: Warriors at Hornets                  Chronicle Live (N)
             CSPN Public Affairs (10)                              Public Affairs                                                               Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC FBI: Criminal Pursuit Auction Auction MythBusters (TVPG) Last Frontier                               Last Frontier            Last Frontier
                E! E! News (HD)           Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex and the City                    Burning Burning There’s Something About Mary
             ESPN MLB Baseball            NFL Live (N) (CC)        Around       Pardon     SportsCenter (N) (CC)                     College Basketball
             ESPN2 Outside Le Batard SportsNation (N)              NFL32 (N) (CC)          Around        Pardon        College Basketball
              FAM Pretty Little Liars     Pretty Little Liars      Pretty Little Liars     Pretty Little Liars         Pretty Little Liars      Pretty Little Liars
              FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto                 The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report              FOX Report               The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Cooking Contessa Money               Dinners Secrets          30-Minute Giada          Giada         Contessa Contessa Paula               Trisha’s
                FX Comebcks Sugar & Spice (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (HD)                  Miss March (R) › (Zach Cregger) (HD)                 How I Met How I Met Two Men
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7 p.m.                                                         Tuesday                                       ond decision. (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                             SYFY Face Off The artists
^ The Big Bang Theory Penny                                                                                  must create an Egyptian god
introduces Raj to a woman he         Sophie has a surprise for           in bomb detection. (N) (CC)         mummy. (HD)
can communicate with. (CC)           Katherine. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (HD) (TV14)                         TLC 19 Kids and Counting:
(HD) (TVPG)                          TNT Castle Stopping a series        _ * Splash (Series Pre-             Duggars Do Asia The Duggars
# Access Hollywood “The              of events that could result in a    miere) After weeks of training,     are taking their first trip to
Biggest Loser”; “Dancing With        war. (CC) (ESP HD Part 2 of 2)      five celebrities face their fears   Asia; the first stop is Tokyo.
the Stars.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     (TVPG)                              as they flip and twist into the     (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 3) (TVPG)
$ omg! Insider (CC) (HD)             USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       pool. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          TNT Castle Castle bets that he
% ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            tims Unit Detectives Benson         ) Nature Victoria Falls, the        and Beckett can solve their
(TVPG)                               and Stabler work with Capt.         largest waterfall in the world.     case before Esposito and Ryan
_ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)            Jackson when a girl is mur-         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    solve the other. (CC) (HD)
(TVG)                                dered. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             ` NCIS: Los Angeles When a          (TVPG)
) Nightly Business Report                                                murder weapon from a case in        USA Law & Order: Special Vic-
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                      L.A. turns up in Idaho, Sam         tims Unit Detectives investi-
* Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC)          7:30 p.m.                           and Callen work with a mobile       gate when a 10-year-old girl
(HD) (TVG)                                                               team. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of      goes missing. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         ^ The Big Bang Theory
                                     Wolowitz and Leonard go to a        2) (TV14)
` NCIS A woman asks for an                                               4 Law & Order: Criminal In-
                                     bar on Ladies’ Night. (CC) (HD)
investigation into the death of
                                     (TVPG)                              tent The detectives’ investiga-     8:30 p.m.
her husband, a Marine skilled                                            tion of an immigrant’s murder
in bomb detection. (N) (CC)          # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                            # + Betty White’s Off Their
                                     $ Entertainment Tonight (N)         leads them to an art-antiques       Rockers (Season Finale) Fa-
(HD) (TV14)                                                              smuggling ring. (CC) (HD)
4 Are We There Yet? Nick’s           (CC) (HD)                                                               vorite moments from season
                                     % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)          (TV14)                              one include a woman asking to
job is threatened by a newly                                             ? L The iHeartRadio Album
hired woman. (HD) (TVPG)             (TVPG)                                                                  cuddle with a stranger. (N) (CC)
                                     _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC)         Release Party With Justin Tim-      (HD) (TV14)
D Bay Area News at 7 (N)                                                 berlake Concert footage from
(CC) (HD)                            (HD) (TVG)                                                              D Friends Angst-ridden Joey
                                     ) Spark Choreographer Erika         the El Rey Theatre in Los Ange-     confesses his feelings for
H Two and a Half Men Charlie
                                     Chong Shuch; experimental           les and interviews with the mu-     Rachel. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
reacts oddly after an evening
                                     artist Jesus Aguilar; printmaker    sician. (N) (CC) (HD)               A&E Storage Wars Barry Weiss
with his mother. (CC) (HD)
(TV14)                               Kathy Aoki; animation of M dot      D Friends Chandler and Jan-         makes a purchase; Dave has
L Family Guy When James              Strange. (CC) (HD) (TVG)            ice reach a turning point; baby     trouble leaving. (CC) (HD)
Woods invites Quahog resi-           * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)      sitter Monica bangs Ben’s           COM Tosh.0 The place Daniel
dents to his mansion, the            (TVPG)                              head. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              likes to eat lunch; a Web re-
evening turns into a murder          + Access Hollywood “The             V Secrets of the Manor              demption. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
mystery. (CC) (Part 1 of 2)          Biggest Loser”; “Dancing With       House (HD) (TVPG)                   HIST Pawn Stars Customized
(TV14)                               the Stars.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)    ¨ As Long as I Remember:            1932 Ford Roaster; a Marilyn
V Revolutionaries Biographer         4 Are We There Yet? Marilyn         American Veteranos Three            Manson Clayton doll. (CC) (HD)
Walter Isaacson in conversa-         brings the flu back from a trip     artists served in the military      (TVPG)
tion. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                to Mexico. (HD) (TVPG)              during the Vietnam War. (CC)        SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants
¨ Newsline (CC)                      ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)             (TVPG)                              The team finds a twisted art
± Criminal Minds A woman in          (TVPG)                              ± Criminal Minds When a boy         form; Todd and Randye mediate
Garcia’s support group goes          D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          is found in the desert and an-      a domestic dispute. (HD)
missing on the anniversary of        H Two and a Half Men Charlie        other goes missing, the team        (TVPG)
her daughter’s disappearance.        fights the overwhelming urge to     searches for the kidnapper.
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                     flee when Chelsea gets sick.        (CC) (HD) (TV14)
A&E Storage Wars Marathon of         (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    A&E Storage Wars The buyers         9 p.m.
auctions in Las Vegas. (CC)          L Family Guy Peter tells his        look for bargains in North Holly-   ^ H New Girl While under
(HD) (TVPG)                          family the story of “Star Wars.”    wood, Calif. (CC) (HD)              the influence of pain medica-
BRAVO The Real Housewives            (CC) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)           BRAVO Inside the Actors Stu-        tion, Jess confesses her feel-
of Beverly Hills A boat ride         ¨ California’s Gold Huell           dio Comic and actress Tina Fey      ings to Nick. (N) (CC) (HD)
down the Seine River; a bond         Howser discovers three trees        discusses her roots in Chicago,     (TV14)
between Kim and Brandi; Lisa’s       with great distinction. (CC)        writing for “Saturday Night         # + Go On (N) (CC) (HD)
housewarming party. (HD)             A&E Storage Wars Darrell jabs       Live.” (N) (CC)                     (TVPG)
(TV14)                               at Dave’s consignment shop;         COM The Jeselnik Offensive          $ House Cuddy’s handyman,
COM The Colbert Report Au-           antique furniture. (CC) (HD)        Brian Posehn and Doug Benson        Alfredo, develops strange symp-
thor Emily Bazelon. (CC) (HD)        (TVPG)                              join Anthony; a shark party to      toms. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TV14)                               COM The Daily Show With Jon         celebrate a recent shark at-        % NCIS: Los Angeles When a
DSC Dual Survival Cody and           Stewart Author Sandra Day O’-       tack. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              murder weapon from a case in
Joe battle hypothermia in the        Connor. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            DSC Dual Survival: Untamed          L.A. turns up in Idaho, Sam
Rocky Mountains. (CC) (HD)           HIST Pawn Stars A 1960s Mer-        (N) (CC) (HD)                       and Callen work with a mobile
(TV14)                               cedes Unimog; a sign that hung      E! Playing With Fire Setting up     team. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of
FAM Pretty Little Liars Aria         on the Berlin Wall; Garbage Pail    for the opening of the restau-      2) (TV14)
contemplates her relationship        Kids trading cards. (CC) (HD)       rant, Toy; a menu change; a         _ * Dancing With the Stars
with Ezra; Spencer investigates      (TVPG)                              quiet birthday dinner. (HD)         Interviews; performance
Mona’s stay in Radley Sanitari-      NICK Drake & Josh Eye surgery       FAM Pretty Little Liars (Sea-       highlights. (N) (CC) (HD)
um. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 leaves Helen temporarily blind-     son Finale) Aria, Hanna and         (TVPG)
LIFE Dance Moms The girls            ed. (CC) (TVY7)                     Emily are concerned about           ) Niagara Falls The history
struggle with a military-inspired    SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants         Spencer’s health; shocking rev-     and a picturesque tour of Nia-
group dance; Mackenzie injures       The team looks into a biohaz-       elations are revealed. (N) (CC)     gara Falls. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
her foot. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           ard report; Todd almost gets        (HD) (TV14)                         ` (9:01) Golden Boy Clark
OWN Prison Wives Tim McDon-          run over. (HD) (TVPG)               LIFE Dance Moms The girls           and Owen investigate the mur-
ald married his wife in the max-                                         prepare for a group number          der of a former criminal infor-
imum security prison where she                                           that is a tribute to Rosa Parks;
is serving a life sentence with-     8 p.m.                              the team competes. (N) (CC)
                                                                                                             mant’s brother. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                             (TVPG)
out the possibility of parole.       ^ H Hell’s Kitchen Chef             (HD) (TVPG)                         ? L Beauty and the Beast
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     Ramsay puts the contestants         NICK Wendell & Vinnie Wendell       New ADA Gabe Lowan has sus-
SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants          through a physical challenge in-    defends Goldilocks in a mock        picions that cases involving the
Todd goes undercover to pro-         volving lobsters. (N) (CC) (TV14)   trial at school. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)   vigilante are being mishandled.
tect a property owner; Todd          # + Betty White’s Off Their         OWN Oprah: Where Are They           (CC) (HD) (TV14)
faces his greatest fear. (HD)        Rockers The funniest pranks         Now? Alaskan men search for         D The Big Bang Theory
(TVPG)                               from season one, including          brides; a husband cannot prom-      Wolowitz and Leonard go to a
SYFY Face Off The artists            nuns raising money for breast       ise fidelity; a sexy mother gets    bar on Ladies’ Night. (CC) (HD)
must create a never-before-          awareness. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         a make-under. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      (TVPG)
seen creature. (CC) (HD)             % NCIS A woman asks for an          SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants
TLC DC Cupcakes: Baby                investigation into the death of     The team solves a South Cen-
Cakes Katherine is pregnant;         her husband, a Marine skilled       tral mystery and make an ar-           Continued on next page
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V Time Team Special Edition            BET Real Husbands of Holly-          bian private chef. (N) (HD)          SHOW Californication Hank
Expedition to Jamestown in-            wood A mystery blackmailer           (TV14)                               gets a taste of his own medi-
cludes stories of early Ameri-         taunts the Fellas to do tasks.       COM Tosh.0 (N) (CC) (HD)             cine; Atticus tries to recreate
can pioneers. (CC) (HD) (TVG)          (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     (TV14)                               rock and roll folklore. (CC) (HD)
¨ Angels of Milot: Haiti’s Af-         COM Tosh.0 Daniel learns how         DSC How We Invented the              (TVMA)
tershock Hopital Sacre Coeur           to relax; why going on vacation      World Skyscrapers are born           SPIKE Urban Tarzan (Series
prepares for earthquake vic-           with your girlfriend is a terrible   from the ashes of the Chicago        Premiere) A gun toting chimp
tims. (CC) (TVG)                       idea. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               fire. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           must be wrangled; a raging bull
± Criminal Minds The team              HBO Girls Hannah must write          FAM Pretty Little Liars Aria,        wreaks havoc in a corn maze.
investigates a series of gothic        her book in a single day;            Hanna and Emily are concerned        (N) (HD) (TVPG)
murders in Oregon. (CC) (HD)           Marnie misinterprets Charlie’s       about Spencer’s health; shock-       TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The
(TV14)                                 intentions; Ray makes a career       ing revelations are revealed.        Golds have the chance to buy a
A&E Storage Wars The buyers            move in hopes of impressing          (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     genuine Olympic torch; a car
look for deals in City of Indus-       Shoshanna. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)          FX Justified Boyd and the De-        burns in the parking lot. (HD)
try, Calif.; Barry visits the “King    OWN NY ER An ex-military             troit mob try every trick there is   TVLND Hot in Cleveland Joy
of Kitsch.” (CC) (HD)                  man’s face is damaged from a         to stop Raylan and Drew              ends up with a younger man;
BRAVO The Millionaire Match-           strange burn. (HD) (TV14)            Thompson from leaving. (N)           Melanie tries to catch a doc-
maker Retired NFL punter,              SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants          (HD) (TVMA)                          tor’s eye; Victoria gets into a
Mitch Berger, is ready for mar-        A tenant is saved from carbon        HIST Vikings Ragnar and his          fight. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
riage; workaholic Joe. (HD)            monoxide poisoning. (HD)             crew raid a monastery in Lin-
(TV14)                                 (TVPG)                               desfarne. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
COM Tosh.0 Daniel finds a fire         TBS The Big Bang Theory Shel-        LIFE Preachers’ Daughters            11 p.m.
safety mascot for the urban            don seeks revenge on his             Olivia gets the paternity test re-   ^ Seinfeld Kramer tries to
community. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            nemesis, Wil Wheaton. (CC)           sults; Taylor lies to her parents    scam the U.S. Postal Service
DSC How We Invented the                (HD) (TVPG)                          and attends a party. (N) (CC)        to get a refund for Jerry’s
World (Series Premiere) The in-        TRUTV Upload With Shaquille          (HD) (TV14)                          stereo. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
gredients that came together to        O’Neal Photos with unsuspect-        OWN Oprah: Where Are They            ) Uniform Betrayal: Rape in
inspire the development of the         ing tourists; Gary learns about      Now? Dennis Rodman’s                 the Military Claims of rape and
mobile phone. (N) (CC) (HD)            weight-lifting competitions. (HD)    biggest regret; Octomom              sexual assault in the military.
(TVPG)                                 TVLND The Golden Girls Sophia        agrees to star in an adult film;     (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
FAM Twisted A teen with a              and Blanche have spiritual en-       Gennifer Flowers discusses her       ` Late Show With David Let-
troubled past becomes a sus-           counters. (CC) (TVPG)                political sex scandal. (N) (HD)      terman Bill Cosby; Mikaela
pect in a murder. (N) (CC) (HD)                                             (TVPG)                               Shiffrin; Garbage performs. (N)
HIST Top Gear The guys                                                      SHOW House of Lies A self-           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
choose their favorite SUV’s and        10 p.m.                              loathing management consult-         4 Cash Cab (CC) (TVG)
meet up on California’s Pismo          # + Smash Conflicts arise            ant resorts to any means to          D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Beach to start a journey. (N)          as Karen, Tom, Julia and Derek       get his way with and for his         H 30 Rock Jack and Liz fight
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       adjust to new surroundings. (N)      clients. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)            for Danny’s attention; Jenna au-
OWN NY ER Performance-en-              (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants          ditions for a role on “Gossip
hancing drugs reaction; a dwarf        $ House The hospital admits          The guys go on a ghost hunt at       Girl.” (CC) (HD) (TV14)
costume-wearing patient who            a renowned physician and advo-       a murder site; a tenant digs in      L The Simpsons Marge and
fell performing. (HD) (TV14)           cate against the spread of tu-       his heels at a Hollywood motel.      Lisa’s Valentine’s Day plans
SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants            berculosis in Africa. (CC) (HD)      (N) (HD) (TVPG)                      take a turn when Lisa falls for
Todd investigates a noise com-         (TV14)                               SYFY Robot Combat League             an intellectual romantic. (CC)
plaint for fireworks in a rural        % (10:01) Golden Boy Clark           (N) (HD)                             (TVPG)
area; a hostile tenant on a            and Owen investigate the mur-        TBS Cougar Town Bobby finds          V Global Spirit Religious
boat. (HD) (TVPG)                      der of a former criminal infor-      a new tomboy friend; Grayson         scholar Karen Armstrong and
SYFY Face Off Artists visit the        mant’s brother. (N) (CC) (HD)        sparks a religious debate. (N)       Professor of Buddhist studies
set of the new Syfy series, “De-       (TVPG)                               (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     Dr. Robert Thurman. (CC) (HD)
fiance.” (N) (HD)                      _ * (10:01) Body of Proof            TLC Little People, Big World:        (TVG)
TBS The Big Bang Theory Raj            Megan and Tommy investigate          Conquering Mount St. Helens          ¨ The Best of the Joy of
faces deportation if he does           two murders that seem to be          Amy decides to undertake the         Painting One summer painting,
not find a job. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       the work of a vigilante. (N) (CC)    challenge of climbing Mount St.      one winter, overlap on the
TLC 19 Kids and Counting:              (HD) (TVPG)                          Helens; Matt builds a school-        same canvas. (CC) (TVG)
Duggars Do Asia A Japanese             ) Frontline Workers struggle         house. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          ± Flashpoint A young man is
morning show; the boys learn           to reconnect power inside            TNT Castle Mysterious circum-        forced to infiltrate a research
to be samurais and the girls try       Japan’s nuclear reactor follow-      stances surround an Arctic ex-       facility. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
on kimonos. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part        ing the earthquake. (CC) (HD)        plorer’s death. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     A&E (11:01) Storage Wars In
2 of 3)                                (TVPG)                               TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The              Riverside, Calif., Jarrod and
TNT Castle The corpse of a             4 It’s Always Sunny in               Golds are offered what are al-       Brandi have difficulty with too
young model appears in a foun-         Philadelphia The gang attempts       leged to be Saddam Hussein’s         many choices and too much
tain during New York Fashion           an image makeover on Frank’s         signed personal documents.           heat. (CC) (HD)
Week. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 prostitute fiancee. (CC) (HD)        (HD)                                 BET Real Husbands of Holly-
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-          (TV14)                               TVLND Hot in Cleveland The           wood Double date night for
tims Unit Detectives try to            ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         ladies compete for the affec-        Boris and Duane with their
identify a girl who was trauma-        D Seinfeld Kramer tries to           tions of Elka’s lawyer. (CC) (HD)    wives. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
tized by a rape. (CC) (HD)             scam the U.S. Postal Service         (TVPG)                               BRAVO Watch What Happens:
(TV14)                                 to get a refund for Jerry’s          USA Law & Order: Special Vic-        Live Actress and singer/song-
                                       stereo. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)             tims Unit Benson and Stabler         writer La Toya Jackson. (N)
                                       ¨ Good Meat Beau LeBeau              help a rape victim stand up to       COM The Daily Show With Jon
9:30 p.m.                              adopts a traditional Lakota diet     her attacker. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       Stewart Television personality
^ H The Mindy Project                  and drops weight after a diag-                                            Rachel Maddow. (CC) (HD)
Mindy storms out when her              nosis of diabetes. (CC) (TVG)                                             (TV14)
friends and co-workers inadver-        ± Criminal Minds When Mor-           10:30 p.m.                           DSC How We Invented the
tently throw her a bad birthday        gan’s sister thinks she sees         4 Scrubs An annoyingly per-          World The ingredients that
party. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)            their presumed-dead cousin,          fect intern exacerbates J.D.’s       came together to inspire the
# + The New Normal Bryan               the BAU reopens her case. (CC)       problems. (CC) (TV14)                development of the mobile
researches natural birthing            (HD) (TV14)                          ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG)            phone. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
techniques; Shania helps Rocky         A&E Storage Wars The buyers          D Frasier Niles demands              E! Chelsea Lately Steve Carell;
face her insecurities. (N) (CC)        encounter fierce competition         Maris choose couples counsel-        Ross Mathews; Sarah Tiana; TJ
(HD) (TV14)                            from “The Kings of Swag” in          ing or divorce. (CC) (TVG)           Miller. (N) (HD) (TV14)
D The Big Bang Theory Penny            Lake Elsinore, Calif. (CC) (HD)      L The Office Dwight uses his         FX The Americans A
introduces Raj to a woman he           (TVPG)                               position as acting manager to        mission to discredit a Polish
can communicate with. (CC)             BET Real Husbands of Holly-          employ harsh policies in the of-     pro-democracy leader reunites
(HD) (TVPG)                            wood (Season Finale) Double          fice. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               Philip with his old flame. (HD)
A&E Storage Wars Barry and             date night for Boris and Duane       BET Second Generation                (TVMA)
Kenny get fired up; Dave Hes-          with their wives. (N) (CC) (HD)      Wayans (Season Finale) (N)
ter makes a find worth cheer-          (TV14)                               (CC) (HD)
ing over; Brandi is exhausted.         BRAVO The Millionaire Match-         COM The Jeselnik Offensive
(CC) (HD)                              maker Patti’s birth mother; les-     (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    Continued on next page
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                      News        Seinfeld     Big Bang Big Bang     Hell’s Kitchen (N)      New Girl The Mindy Ten O’clock News (N)         Seinfeld   How I Met
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                      KCRA 3      News         Access     Extra (N)  Off Their Off Their Go On (N) The New Smash “Musical                    News       Jay Leno
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                $     News (5) (CC)            sider      ment Ton.  (CC)                    man falls. (TV14)       tuberculosis. (TV14)         (TV14)
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                                                                                                                     Golden Boy (10:01)           Late Show
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                      ABC7 News 6:00PM         Jeopardy! Wheel of    Splash Five celebrities Dancing With the                        ABC7
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                      NBC Bay Area News        Extra (N) Access      Off Their Off Their Go On (N) The New Smash “Musical            Bay Area Jay Leno
                +     at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)       (TVPG)     Hollywood  Rockers Rockers (TVPG)                                          News
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                      World       World        Classic Arts Show-    Journal - In Focus Journal - Agenda - New Tang New Tang         New Tang New Tang
                @     Channel Channel          case (N) (Live) (TVG) News                    News         Talk Show Dynasty Dynasty  Dynasty Dynasty
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                D                              News at 7 (TVPG)      (TVPG)        (TV14)    Theory       Theory     (TVPG)          (TVPG)
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                   FOX 40      Seinfeld        Two and a Two and a Hell’s Kitchen (N)        New Girl The Mindy FOX 40 News (N) (CC) 30 Rock 30 Rock
                H News         (TVPG)          Half Men Half Men (CC) (TV14)                 (N) (TV14) Project (N) (TVPG)           (TV14)       (TVPG)
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                   Wild        Nightly    Revolutionaries (CC) Secrets of the Manor Time Team Special Edition Expedition to          Global Spirit “The
                V Kratts       Business (HD) (TVG)               House (TVPG)          Jamestown. (CC) (HD) (TVG)                    Spiritual Quest” (TVG)
                Z How I Met How I Met Big Bang Big Bang House (CC) (TV14) House (CC) (TV14) News                          The Office The Office Friends
                   Paint This- Journal    Newsline Califor-      As Long as I Remem- Angels of Milot: Haiti’s Good Meat (CC) (TVG) Joy/Paint- Inner
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                ≤ María, La del Barrio Guerrero de la Calle (R, ‘08) › (HD)            Made in Cartagena      Rosario Tijeras (TV14) Contacto Deportivo
                   The 700 Club (CC)      Significant Insights Today         Aspiring Christian American Life Today Paid Pro- Stop Anxi- Paid Pro-
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   HIST (11:02) Ultimate Soldier                 TLC 19 Kids and Counting:              cher; Dennis Rodman; Black             workers’ comp claim. (CC) (HD)
   Challenge The U.S. Marine’s                   Duggars Do Asia A Japanese             Prairie performs. (N) (CC) (HD)        (TVPG)
   Force Recon, the Canadian                     morning show; the boys learn           (TV14)                                 ¨ Inner Compass N.T. Wright
   Light Infantry and a squad of                 to be samurais and the girls try       $ 30 Rock Jack and Liz fight           discusses what the Bible says
   private contractors. (N) (CC)                 on kimonos. (CC) (HD) (Part 2          for Danny’s attention; Jenna au-       about heaven. (CC) (TVPG)
   (HD) (TV14)                                   of 3)                                  ditions for a role on “Gossip          A&E (11:31) Storage Wars The
   LIFE (11:01) Army Wives The                   TNT Southland John considers           Girl.” (CC) (HD) (TV14)                bidders hope for better out-
   group comes together to say                   life after the LAPD; Lydia con-        % (11:35) Late Show With               comes when they return to
   goodbye to a loved one; Roxy                  nects with a man she sent to           David Letterman Bill Cosby;            Long Beach, Calif. (CC) (HD)
   and Gloria befriend an Army                   death row. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            Mikaela Shiffrin; Garbage per-         (TVPG)
   wife. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                        TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The                forms. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            BRAVO The Millionaire Match-
   OWN Oprah: Where Are They                     Golds clash over the need to           _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel               maker Patti’s birth mother; les-
                                                 arm everyone in the store; Ash-
   Now? Alaskan men search for                   ley and Seth compete over a            Live Actor Gerard Butler; ac-          bian private chef. (HD) (TV14)
   brides; a husband cannot prom-                pawn. (HD)                             tress Vanessa Hudgens. (N)             COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-
   ise fidelity; a sexy mother gets              USA Law & Order: Special Vic-          (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       port Director Jon Favreau. (CC)
   a make-under. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                tims Unit A teenager’s death in        4 According to Jim Jim fears           (HD) (TV14)
   SHOW Shameless A single fa-                   a hit-and-run accident leads           that Cheryl’s romantic expecta-        HBO Game of Thrones: A Gath-
   ther tries to raise his six chil-             Benson and Stabler to a human          tions will increase as Ryan            ering Storm Highlights from the
   dren. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                        trafficking ring. (CC) (HD)            showers Dana with gifts. (CC)          second season of the series.
   SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants                   (TV14)                                 (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)                   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
   Todd uncovers a deadly secret                                                        ? Entertainment Tonight (N)            SPIKE Urban Tarzan A gun tot-
   in a tenants bathtub; Rick gets                                                      (CC) (HD)                              ing chimp must be wrangled; a
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   SYFY Face Off Artists visit the               ^ How I Met Your Mother                H 30 Rock Jack learns he               corn maze. (HD) (TVPG)
   set of the new Syfy series, “De-              Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney         must give up his secret collec-        TVLND (11:36) The King of
   fiance.” (HD)                                 crash a swanky party. (CC) (HD)        tion of cookie jars. (CC) (HD)         Queens Carrie is upset when
   TBS Conan Kristen Stewart;                    (TV14)                                 (TVPG)                                 Doug does not take an exam
   Glenn Howerton; Lianne La                     # + (11:34) The Tonight                L The Office Toby and Dwight           that could have led to a promo-
   Havas. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                       Show With Jay Leno Jenna Fis-          go undercover to investigate a         tion. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
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                     Storage      Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage
              A&E Wars            Wars       Wars          Wars         Wars        Wars        Wars        Wars        Wars         Wars        Wars      Wars
                     Kingdom of Heaven The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (PG-13, ‘02) ››› (Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen) Mem- Lord of the Rings
             AMC     (4) (R) ››› (HD)        bers of a fellowship battle evil Sauron and his pawns. (HD)
                     Tanked: Unfiltered      Tanked Working with Tanked: Unfiltered             Tanked: Unfiltered      Tanked Working with Wild West Alaska (CC)
             ANIM    (HD) (TVPG)             family members. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   (HD) (TVPG)             family members. (CC) (TV14)
                     106 & Park: BET’s Top Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself (PG-13, ‘09) ›› Husbands- Husbands- Second                   Husbands- Second
              BET    10 Live (N) (CC)        (Tyler Perry, Taraji P. Henson) Premiere. (CC)                 Ho.         Ho.                      Ho.
                     The Millionaire Match- The Real Housewives Inside the Actors Stu- The Millionaire Match- The Millionaire Match- What Hap- Match-
            BRAVO    maker (TV14)            of Beverly Hills (TV14) dio “Tina Fey” (N)         maker (TV14)            maker (N) (TV14)         pens      maker
                     Reba         Reba       Reba          Reba (7:44) Van suffers Reba         The Karate Kid (PG, ‘84) ›› (Ralph Macchio) A Japanese handyman
             CMT     (5:50)       (6:28)     (7:06)        a knee injury.           (8:22)      teaches a teenager to defend himself. (CC) (HD)
             CNBC    Treasure Detectives The Car Chasers (N) Mad Money (HD)                     Treasure Detectives The Car Chasers              Insanity! Zumba Fit
                     Piers Morgan Live (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Live                  Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront
              CNN    (HD) (Live)             (CC) (HD)                  (HD)                    (HD)                    (CC) (HD)                (HD)
                     South        Tosh.0     Colbert       Daily        The Jesel- Tosh.0       Tosh.0      Tosh.0      Tosh.0 (N) The Jesel- Daily        Colbert
             COM     Park (CC) (TV14)        Report        Show         nik Offen (TV14)        (TV14)      (TV14)      (TV14)       nik Offen Show        Report
                     SportsNet Raising       Giants Classic Games - Championship Edition “2012 NLCS Game 7: St. Louis                SportsNet Chronicle Live
            CSNBA    Central (N) Arizona Cardinals vs. Giants”                                                                       Central (N)
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                     Dual Survival “Cast-   Dual Survival “Rocky Dual Survival: Un-           How We Invented the How We Invented the How We Invented the
              DSC aways” (CC) (TV14)        Mountain High” (TV14) tamed (N) (CC)              World (N) (TVPG)        World (N) (TVPG)         World (CC) (TVPG)
                    There’s Something       E! News (N) (HD)         Playing With Fire (HD) Stick It (PG-13, ‘06) ›› (Jeff Bridges, Missy      Chelsea E! News
                E! About Mary (4:30) (R)                                                      Peregrym) (HD)                                   Lately (N) (HD)
                    College      College Basketball NIT Tournament, First         SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN Basketball Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                                   (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)
                    College Basketball NIT Tournament, First         College Basketball NIT Tournament, First         Score-       NBA         NASCAR NFL Live
             ESPN2 Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)            Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)           board        Tonight (N) Now (N) (N) (CC)
                    Pretty Little Liars     Pretty Little Liars “I’m Pretty Little Liars (N) Twisted “Pilot” (N) (CC) Pretty Little Liars (CC) The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM Spencer goes missing. Your Puppet” (TV14) (CC) (TV14)                       (HD)                    (TV14)                   (HD) (TVPG)
              FNC Hannity (N) (HD)          Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity (HD)                       Greta Van Susteren The Five (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (HD)              Chopped (HD)             Chopped (TVG)            Chopped (TVG)           Chopped (N) (HD)         Chopped (TVG)
                    Two and a The Fighter (R, ‘10) ››› (Mark Wahlberg) Two brothers re- The Ultimate Fighter Justified “Decoy” (N) The Americans “Duty
                FX Half Men unite to train for a historic boxing match. (HD)                  (N) (HD) (TV14)         (HD) (TVMA)              and Honor” (TVMA)
              HALL Brady         Brady      Brady        Brady       Frasier      Frasier     Frasier      Frasier    Frasier      Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
              HIST Modern Marvels (CC) Pawn              Pawn        Pawn         Pawn        Top Gear (N) (TVPG) Vikings (CC) (TV14) Ult. Soldier Challenge
                    Income Property (CC) Hunters House               Buying and Selling       Income Property (N) House            Hunters Income Property “An-
             HGTV (TVG)                     Int’l        Hunters “Zane & Marie” (TVG) (CC) (TVG)                      Hunters Int’l            drew & Chris” (TVG)
                    Dance Moms (CC)         Dance Moms Military- Dance Moms “The Apple of Her Eye” The girls Preachers’ Daughters Army Wives (11:01)
              LIFE (HD) (TVPG)              inspired group dance. prepare for a tribute. (N) (CC) (TVPG)              (N) (CC) (TV14)          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
            MSNBC Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                   The Ed Show (HD)         Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                 Hardball Matthews
                    16 and Pregnant “Bri- World of Jenks (HD) Teen Mom 2 (HD)                 Snooki & JWOWW          Snooki & JWOWW (N) Nikki &            Snooki &
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                    Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Drake & Wendell & Full House Full House Full House The Nanny The Nanny Friends                                  Friends
              NICK Bob           Bob        Bob          Josh        Vinnie       (TVG)       (TVG)        (TVG)      (TVPG)       (TVPG)      (TVPG)       (TV14)
              OWN Prison Wives (TVPG) Prison Wives (TVPG) Oprah: Where Now? NY ER                          NY ER      Oprah: Where Now? Oprah: Where Now?
              OXY Bad Girls Club            Bad Girls Club           Bad Girls Club           The Face (N)            Bad Girls Club           Bad Girls Club
                    Transporter 3 (4:30), Worst Ten- Worst Ten- Worst Ten- Worst Ten- Worst Ten- Worst Ten- Worst Ten- Urban                   Worst Ten- Urban
             SPIKE ‘08 ›› (HD)              ants         ants        ants         ants        ants         ants       ants         Tarzan (N) ants          Tarzan
                    Face Off “Howl at the Face Off Artists must Face Off An Egyptian Face Off “Alien Apoca- Robot Combat                       Face Off Artists visit
              SYFY Moon” (CC) (TV14)        create a creature.       god mummy. (HD)          lypse” (N) (HD)         League (N) (HD)          the set of “Defiance.”
                    The King Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Cougar                                 Big Bang Conan Kristen Stewart;
               TBS of Queens (TVPG)         (TVPG)       (TVPG)      Theory       Theory      Theory       Theory     Town (N) Theory          Glenn Howerton.
              TCM The Best Years of Our Lives (5) ››››               Yankee Doodle Dandy (NR, ‘42) ››››               On the Waterfront (10:15) (NR, ‘54) ››››
                    Long Island Medium: DC Cupcakes: Baby 19 Kids and Count- 19 Kids and Counting: Little People, Big                          19 Kids and Count-
               TLC Behind the Read          Cakes (CC) (TVPG)        ing: Duggars Do Asia Duggars Do Asia (N) World: Conquering                ing: Duggars Do Asia
                    Castle “Pandora” (CC) Castle “Linchpin” (CC) Castle Castle bets with Castle “Inventing the Castle An Arctic explor- Southland “Off Duty”
               TNT (TVPG)                   (TVPG)                   Esposito. (TVPG)         Girl” (CC) (TVPG)       er dies. (TVPG)          (CC) (TV14)
                    Adventure Adventure Johnny           World of Looney          Adventure King of        King of    American American Family              Family
             TOON Time           Time       Test (CC) Gumball Tunes               Time        the Hill     the Hill   Dad (CC) Dad (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Bizarre Foods Ameri- Armed & Water-              Jamaica Bared (CC) Bizarre Foods Ameri- Armed & Water-                    Jamaica Bared (CC)
              TRAV ca (CC) (TVPG)           Ready (N) parks          (HD) (TVPG)              ca (CC) (TVPG)          Ready        parks       (HD) (TVPG)
             TRUTV 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                                Inside Madness           Upload     Pawn         Pawn        Pawn         Pawn
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                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14)
                    Black Ink Crew (5:55) La La’s        La La’s     Love & Hip Hop (HD) Wicked Single (HD) Mob Wives Karen                    Liar Liar (PG-13, ‘97)
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              HBO (CC) (TVMA)               (Judi Dench, Maggie Smith) (CC) (HD)                           (TVMA)     Bryant Gumbel (N)        Point        (11:45) (R)
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             STARZ Priest, ‘11 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Men in Black 3 (PG-13, ‘12) ››                           Think Like a Man, ‘12
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               ¥ Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Auction Incom. Christ                      Auction Dr. Ho          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Focused Like You
              A&E Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Insanity! Paid Prog. Insanity! Mom
              AMC The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (11) (PG-13) ››› (HD)                The Walking Dead        CSI: Miami (TV14)       Freak       Immortal
              ANIM Tanked: Unfiltered         Tanked: Unfiltered      Tanked (CC) (TVPG) Orangutan Eden              Big Cat     Big Cat     Dogs 101 (TVPG)
              BET Wendy Williams Show We the Party (R) ›› (Mandela Van Peebles) (HD)                      One Mic Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Popoff
            BRAVO Matchmkr Real Housewives                Matchmaker             Happens Matchmaker                  Drop Lbs! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Swamp Pawn (TVPG) Swamp Pawn (TVPG) Swamp Pawn (TVPG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                               CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Shaun T’s P90X              Mad Money (HD)          Worldwide Exchange Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Piers Morgan Live           Anderson Cooper 360 Early Start With Berman & Sambolin                 Starting Point (N) (HD)
              COM Tosh.0        The Jesel Daily           Colbert     Tosh.0     The Jesel Work.          Work.      Sunny       Comedy Great Sex Deep
            CSNBA SportsNet Arizona Chronicle Live                    Basket.    SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Focused Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings (10)                                                 Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal
              DSC Invented/World              Dual Survival           Invented/World         Popoff       Paid Prog. Nopalea Free            Paid Prog. Loss
               E! E! News Chelsea Playing With Fire                   Chelsea Chelsea Burning Burning Paid Prog. Back Fat? Insanity! Paid Prog.
             ESPN SportsCenter (CC)           SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)      SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 NFL Live NBA               NFL Live (CC)           Numbers Nation         Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince        Prince        Paid Prog. Spring Break            Luminess The 700 Club (TVPG) Clean              Paid Prog. Prince       Life Today
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)            The O’Reilly Factor FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)               Chopped (HD)            Chopped (TVG)          Chopped (TVG)           Bobby Flay              Paid Prog. Superfood
               FX Justified (TVMA)            Justified (TVMA)        Rescue Me (TVMA)       Knife Set Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kitchen 1 Minute Insanity!
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers            Cheers      Frasier      Frasier    Frasier     Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Pawn         Pawn          Top Gear (1:01) (CC) Vikings (2:01) (TV14) Ult. Soldier Challenge Insanity! Health             Octspring Nuwave
             HGTV Income Property             Hunters Hunt Intl Income Property              Buying and Selling      Ultimate Paid Prog. Workout Paid Prog.
              LIFE Dance Moms (12:02) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                Preachers’ Daughters Army Wives (3:03)         Paid Prog. Back Fat? Bra Sec. Hair Loss
            MSNBC The Ed Show (HD)            Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Snooki        Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Sara                Friend     Friend      Clubland (TVPG)         AMTV Music videos. AMTV Music videos.
              NICK Friends Friends George                 George      George     George      My Wife My Wife Yes, Dear Yes, Dear To Be Announced
              OXY The Face                    Movie                                          Paid Prog. Weight       Mom         Drop Lbs! Sexiest       Workout
             SPIKE Tenants Tenants Tenants Ur. Tarzan Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Octspring Hang Ups Great Sex Paid Prog.
              SYFY Robot Combat               Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (R) › (HD)         Dark Relic (NR, ‘10) (James Frain) (HD)         Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TBS Cougar        Conan (CC) (TV14)         The Office The Bank Job (R, ‘08) ››› (CC) (HD)             Worse       Married     Married     Married
              TCM Call Northside 777 (12:15) (NR, ‘48) ›››            Elvis Mitchell         Melody for Two ›        Carolina Blues (NR, ‘44) ››         Syncopatn
              TLC Little People               19 Kids and Counting: DC Cupcakes: Baby Paid Prog. Grow Hair Kitchen Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Steam
              TNT Boston’s Finest (CC) Cold Case (TV14)               Leverage (TVPG)        The Closer (TV14)       Las Vegas (TV14)        Angel “She” (TV14)
             TOON Chicken Aqua Unit Squidbill. Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Chicken Boosh                               Squidbill. King/Hill King/Hill
             TRUTV Pawn         Pawn          Pawn        Pawn        Pawn       Pawn        Pawn         Pawn       The Investigators       Forensic Paid Prog.
            TVLAND The King of Queens King                Raymond Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Home Imp. Home Imp.
              USA Law & Order: SVU            House (CC) (TV14)       Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU        Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI
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              VH-1 Liar Liar (11) ››          Wicked Single (TV14) Mob Wives (TV14)          The Hot Chick (PG-13) › (Rob Schneider)         Plastic Surgery
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Great Sex Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Prince                      Creflo D. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              DISN Wizards Wizards Deck                   Deck        Good       Good        Wizards Wizards Deck                Deck        Good        Phineas
              ENC Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (11:50) (R) ›››                   Army of Darkness (2:10)             When a Stranger Calls (3:35), ‘06 Ghost Rider: Spirit
              HBO Sanctum (11:45) (HD)                    Wanderlust (1:40) (R) ›› (HD)                   REAL Sports Gumbel The Matrix (4:20) (HD)
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              MAX Girls Bed Banshee (12:40) (CC) The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad Havana (3:05) (R) ›› (Robert Redford) (HD)                               Off the Air
             SHOW Comedy Women Who Kill                   The Doom Generation 4:44 Last Day on Earth (2:45) (R) In the Mix (4:15) (PG-13) › (HD)
             STARZ Think Like a Man, ‘12 John Carter (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (Taylor Kitsch)                      Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star Stz Studio Amazing
              TMC Judge Dredd (11:35) Dark Blue (1:15) (R, ‘02) ›› (HD)                      The High Cost of Living (3:15) (NR, ‘10) (CC) Speed of Thou
                 Movies                   Children’s             Please check daily TV grids for updates                 News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                 WEDNESDAY MORNING                                               March 16-22, 2013                                   37

                      6 am        6:30       7 am         7:30       8 am        8:30       9 am         9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute      Minute      Wendy Williams Show Anderson Live (TVG)
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Spring fashion; Giada DeLaurentiis. (N) Live With Kelly               Today (N) (CC)          Anderson Live (N)
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC)                                                 Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the
                                                                                           (CC) (TVPG)             (CC) (TVG)              Restless (N) (TV14)
               & Stretches Wild Kratt Arthur           Martha      Curious Cat in the Super            Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger              Sid
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)         ABC7        Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (CC) (TVPG) (TV14)                      News        lionaire
               ) Raggs          Cat in the Tiger       Caillou (N) Curious Cat in the Super            Dinosaur Clifford        Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9 (N)        The View (TV14)         News        Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Spring fashion trends; steals and deals. (N) (CC) (HD)                                         News        30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                    Rosa de Guadalupe
               4 Auction Focused Auction Paid Prog. Lk. Young Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Steve Wilkos Show Baggage News
               : Paid Prog. Auction Auction KBS News Fruity Pie China                      Auction Auction J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day 6a               Good Day                Good Day                Good Day Sac’mento Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal Made in Journal Drive It                  Journal     Insight     Journal     In Focus Journal         Euromaxx Journal       Tomorrow
               D Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Funny Home Videos Trisha Goddard                         The Dr. Oz Show         The Dr. Oz Show (N)
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show The Ricki Lake Show
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Auction Pagado Safari                       Pagado      Película                                        Don Cheto
               L Copeland Prince           Life Today Auction The Ricki Lake Show Judge                Judge       Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Anita No Te Rajes         Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                            Acceso       Secretario Amor Cautivo (N)
               R Pagado Pagado Defenso. Botánica S’pr Libro Pagado Facelift                            Pagado      Pagado       Lágrimas Cambio de Vida
               V Zoboom Raggs              Sesame Street (TVY) WordWrld Tiger              Caillou     Sid         Curious Cat in the Cliff Pup Clifford
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               ¨ Morning Cup O Jazz Liv’g              For Home Garden         Yoga        Body Elec. Sit/Be Fit C. Stretch Knitting Beads             Sewing
               ± The World Tom Wrld Paid Prog. Auction Bible                   Int.        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog. Zula Patrl Pearlie
               ¥ Encounter Wommack J. Meyer Prince                 Life Today Kingdom The 700 Club (TVPG) Health                           Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Octspring Dog             Dog         Dog         Dog         Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Agele$$ Mom              Nopalea Williams Medicare Paid Prog. The Great Escape (NR, ‘63) ›››› (Steve McQueen) (CC) (HD)
              ANIM The Crocodile Hunter Confessions                Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)               Paid Prog. Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Moesha Honey 2 › (HD)
            BRAVO Fashion Dukes of Dukes of Brad Wrld Brad Wrld Rachel Zoe Project Rachel Zoe Project Housewives/Atl.                                  Atlanta
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)             Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Spring Break                 Entourage Half Hour Daily            Colbert    Scrubs      Scrubs
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. FreeBullet Joint Help Williams Shaun T’s
             CSPN Washington Journal Public Affairs                                                                Public Affairs
              DSC Paid Prog. Creflo D. Williams J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                        Almost, Away            Fatal Encounters
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. E! News (HD)              Kourtney-Kim            Kourtney-Kim            Kourtney-Kim            Kourtney-Kim
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        Winter X Games
             ESPN2 Mike and Mike           First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        First Take (CC)         MLB Baseball
              FAM J. Meyer Amazing Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World 700 Club The 700 Club (TVPG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) (HD)                          America Live (N) (HD)
             FOOD Workout Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Agele$$ B. Flay                    Ingred. Fix Hungry      Good Eats Unwrap
                FX Back Fat? Paid Prog. Sugar & Spice (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (HD)                 Little Man (PG-13, ‘06) ›› (HD)                 Men of Honor ›››
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Hang Ups Modern Marvels (TVG) American American American American American American American Pawn
             HGTV Paid Prog. Colour        Buck        Hidden      Color Spl. Color Spl. Color Spl. Color Spl. Love It or List It (TVG) Love It or List It (TVG)
              LIFE Nopalea Paid Prog. The Balancing Act            Will/Grace Will/Grace Frasier       Frasier     Frasier      Frasier    Chris       Chris
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N)                     Alex Wagner             Andrea Mitchell         News Nation (N)
              MTV MTV Jams (TVPG)          AMTV Music videos. AMTV Music videos. Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) True Life                               True Life (HD)
              NICK Full House Full House Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora...                            Dora...    Bubble      Bubble
              OWN Nate Berkus              Rachael Ray (TVG)       Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY The Royal Tenenbaums (R, ‘01) ›› (Gene Hackman)              Movie                                            The Royal Tenenbaums (R) ››
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Insanity! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos
              SYFY Zumba Fit Tummy         Fat Loss Paid Prog. Stranded (TVPG)             Stranded (HD)           Stranded (HD)           Paranormal Witness
               TBS Married Married Earl                Earl        Prince      Prince      Payne       Browns Rules             Rules      Jim         Jim
              TCM Syncopation (5:30)       Pete Kelly’s Blues (NR, ‘55) ›› Young Man With a Horn (8:45) (NR) ›››                The Eddy Duchin Story (10:45)
               TLC King         To Niecy Baby’s        Multiples Baby          Baby        Baby        Baby        Addiction Addiction Say Yes Say Yes
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)          Charmed (TVPG)          Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14)
             TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10              Beyblade Pokemon Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars! Johnny T Scooby                   Scooby      Looney
              TRAV Homes        Homes      Street Eats (TVPG)      Waterprks Waterprks Waterprks Waterprks Waterprks Waterprks No Reservation
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Sexiest      Hair Loss Insanity! Defrosting Paid Prog. In Session (HD)                                       World’s Dumbest...
            TVLAND Octspring Paid Prog. Insanity! Williams Murder, She Wrote               Van Dyke Van Dyke Love Lucy Love Lucy Griffith              Griffith
              USA Psych (HD) (TVPG) NCIS “Jet Lag” (TV14) NCIS (CC) (TVPG)                 NCIS (CC) (TVPG)        NCIS (CC) (TVPG)        NCIS (CC) (TV14)
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              VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG)       Jump Start (TVPG)       Jump Start (TVPG)       Jump Start (TVPG)       Morning Buzz            Wicked Single (TV14)
            WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock “P.I.” (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger
              DISN Chugging Octonauts Mickey           Mickey      Doc McSt. Pirates       Phineas Gravity         Dog          Jessie     Good        Austin
              ENC Ghost Rdr The Smurfs (6:45) (PG, ‘11) › (CC)                 Jack Frost (PG) ››                  Billy Madison (10:15) ›             Full Metal
              HBO The Matrix The Weight of the Nation (6:45) One Day (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (HD)                          Johnson Family Vacation ››          Sherlock
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              MAX Off the Air              The New World (7:15) (PG-13) ››› (HD)                       Final Destination 5 (R, ‘11) ››     Dawg (11:05) (R) ›
             SHOW Wish Me Away (HD)                    Unstrung Heroes (7:45) (PG, ‘95) ›› (CC)        White Fang 2: Myth of the White Wolf (PG)       Woman
             STARZ The Amazing Spider-Man (5:20) Men in Black 3 (7:45) (PG-13) ››                      Wimbledon (9:40) (PG-13, ‘04) ››                Men Black
              TMC Speed of Car Wash (6:35) (HD)                    The Deceivers (8:15) ›› (HD)                    Greedy (PG-13, ‘94) ›› (HD)
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                   News                     Sports
TVTIMES                              WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON                                                 March 16-22, 2013                                    38

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                     1:30        2 pm        2:30       3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm        5:30
              ^     News       Rescue      Trisha Goddard           Maury (N) (TV14)        Anderson Live (N)        The Dr. Oz Show (N) News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                   Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TVPG)             The Dr. Oz Show (N) News             NBC News
              $     Bay Area Derm Ex Free Wen! 30 Rock Insider                   Inside Ed. The Doctors (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
               % KPIX 5
                    News
                               Bold/Beau The Talk (CC) (HD)
                               tiful       (TV14)
                                                                    Rachael Ray (N) (CC) The People’s Court
                                                                    (HD) (TVG)              (CC) (TVPG)
                                                                                                                     Judge
                                                                                                                     Judy
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                                                                                                                                                          CBS
                                                                                                                                                          Evening
               & WordWrld Barney           Caillou (N) Clifford     Death and the Civil War-Experience               Desert      Newsline News            Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD)                      ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                World
               _ (TVPG)                    (CC) (TVPG)              lionaire     (TVG)      (TVPG)                   (N) (CC) (HD)           News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (CC)         Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                            PBS NewsHour (N)         News        Tiger       Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)           General Hospital (N) Jeopardy! Millionaire The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres                   News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (N)                       Ellen DeGeneres         News         NBC News
               ` News          Bold        The Talk (CC) (TV14) The Doctors (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p                  News         CBS News
               . Hoy (HD)                                           Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N)            El Gordo y la Flaca     Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle                              Jerry Springer (TV14) Cash Cab Scrubs
               : Hdlnes        News        Love from the Valley Path             Curious Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music             Beat        Auction Saigon
               ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham                  Judge        Judge      Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court             Steve Harvey (N)
               @ Journal Insight           Classic Art Showcase Journal          In Focus Journal        Insight     Journal     Good        Arts         Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show Minute             Dish Nat. Cops           Cops       Maury (CC) (TV14)        Maury (N) (TV14)        ’70s Show ’70s Show
               H Cops          Cops        Judge Mathis (TVPG) Divorce           Divorce    Steve Wilkos Show        Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News
               J Chuper        Chuper      Película                                         Lagrimita y Costel       Estrellas Hoy           Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (TVPG) Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham                               FamFeud FamFeud Rules                King
               P Historias de              Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor                         Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Los 25 Más                Los Rey                  Cosas de la Vida        Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca
               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney             Caillou (N) Tiger        Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur                  Martha       Electric
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               ¨ Calif. Gold I Remember                 Angels of Milot: Haiti Good Meat (TVG)           Paint       Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids
               ± Flashpoint (TVPG)         Flashpoint (TVPG)        Flashpoint (TV14)       First Knight (PG-13, ‘95) ›› (Sean Connery) (HD)
               ¥ Oak Tree Life Focus Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog. J. Meyer Derm Ex Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Ministry Special
              A&E CSI: Miami (TV14)        Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)           The First 48 (TV14)     The First 48 (TVPG)
              AMC The Great Escape (9) Kingdom of Heaven (R, ‘05) ››› (Orlando Bloom) (CC) (HD)                      A Knight’s Tale (PG-13) ›› (HD)
              ANIM Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Gator Boys                 Tanked: Unfiltered       River Monsters          River Monsters
               BET Honey 2 (11) (PG-13) › (HD)          Parkers     Parkers      Matters    Matters      We the Party (R) ›› (Mandela Van Peebles) (HD)
            BRAVO Atlanta      Housewives/Atl.          Housewives/Atl.          Fashion Housewives/Atl.             Housewives/Atl.         Housewives/Atl.
              CMT The Karate Kid (PG, ‘84) ›› (Ralph Macchio) (CC) (HD)                     Redneck Vacation         After       Roseanne (4:43) (CC) Reba
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell                Fast Money (N)          Mad Money (N)            The Kudlow Report The Car Chasers
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                     The Situation Room (N) (HD)                      Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Work.        Work.       Work.        Sex Drive (R, ‘08) ›› (Josh Zuckerman) (CC) (HD)             Half Hour Futurama Futurama Sunny
            CSNBA Focused Dr. Ho           FreeBullet Paid Prog. Winter Dew Tour (N) Basket.             Inside the Clubhouse Warriors Warriors Basketball
             CSPN Public Affairs (10)                               Public Affairs                                                           Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC FBI: Criminal Pursuit Outlaw Empires (CC) Outlaw Empires (CC) Fast N’ Loud                         Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Weed Country (TV14)
                E! E! News (HD)            Playing With Fire        There’s Something About Mary (R) ›› (Cameron Diaz) Burning Stick It ›› (HD)
             ESPN Winter X Games                                    Around       Pardon     SportsCenter (N) (CC)                NBA         NBA Basketball
             ESPN2 MLB Baseball            NFL Live (N) (CC)        NFL32 (N) (CC)          SportsNation (N)         College Basketball
              FAM Full House Full House Full House Full House Reba               Reba       Reba         Reba        ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show
              FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto                  The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report           FOX Report              The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Paula        Contessa Money           Dinners Secrets          30-Minute Giada         Giada       Contessa Contessa Paula              Pioneer
                FX Men of Honor (11) (R, ‘00) ››› Invincible (PG, ‘06) ›› (Mark Wahlberg) (HD)                       The Fighter (R, ‘10) ››› (HD)
              HALL Marie (N) (CC) (TVG) Hungry Hungry Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Brady                                         Brady
              HIST Pawn        Pawn        Pawn         Pawn        American American American American American American American Pawn
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers               Property Brothers       Property Brothers        Property Brothers       Property Brothers
              LIFE Chris       Chris       How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG)                      Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)       Martin Bashir (N)        Hardball Matthews       PoliticsNation (N)       Hardball Matthews       The Ed Show (N)
              MTV True Life (HD)           World of Jenks           World of Jenks (TV14) Parental Parental Parental Parental Parental Parental
              NICK Peter       Max, Ruby Dora...        Dora...     Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Rocket                   Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Almost, Away                    Almost, Away             Almost, Away            Almost, Away
              OXY Royal Tenenbm            America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model America’s Next Model Guess Who, ‘05 ››
             SPIKE Police      Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos Wildest Police Videos World’s Wildest Police Videos
              SYFY Paranormal Witness Paranormal Witness Paranormal Witness Paranormal Witness Paranormal Witness Paranormal Witness
               TBS Raymond Raymond Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Cougar Friends Friends Friends Friends King
              TCM Eddy Duchin              The Gene Krupa Story (NR) ›› (Sal Mineo) Orchestra Wives (NR, ‘42) ››                             For All Mankind (NR)
               TLC What Not to Wear        Baby         Baby        Extreme Extreme Extreme Cheapskates Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme
               TNT Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)        Bones (CC) (TV14)       Bones (CC) (TV14)        Castle (CC) (TVPG)      Castle (CC) (TVPG)
             TOON Looney Looney Tom & Jerry (TVG)                   Tom-Jerry Johnny T Johnny T Johnny T Incredible Incredible Regular Regular
              TRAV All You Can Eat         Bizarre Foods            Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods                Man, Food Man, Food Man v Fd Man v Fd
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...      World’s Dumbest...       World’s Dumbest...      Tip-Off      2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
            TVLAND Griffith    Gunsmoke (12:38) (CC) (TVG)          Gunsmoke (1:49)         Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Griffith          Griffith    M*A*S*H M*A*S*H
              USA NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)        NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)        NCIS (CC) (TVPG)
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TVTIMES                        WEDNESDAY EVENING                                         March 16-22, 2013                                39

                                                                                                             tech seminar in order to have
7 p.m.                                                      Wednesday                                        some time by himself. (CC)
                                                                                                             (HD) (TV14)
^ The Big Bang Theory Wil                                                                                    _ * The Neighbors Debbie
Wheaton invites Leonard and          ries of murders. (CC) (HD)          ` Criminal Minds The team           is ecstatic when a business-
Sheldon to a party. (CC) (HD)        (TVPG)                              investigates victims who were       woman offers to help revitalize
(TVPG)                                                                   sharing personal details online.    her purse business. (N) (CC)
# Access Hollywood Singer                                                (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                (HD) (TVPG)
Madonna; Vanessa Hudgens,            7:30 p.m.                           4 Law & Order: Criminal In-         D Friends After Joey starts
Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson          ^ The Big Bang Theory               tent Detectives discover a          avoiding her, Rachel tries to
and Rachel Korine. (N) (CC)          Koothrappali and Leonard take       pharmaceutical supplier has         break the ice. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                          Wolowitz to Las Vegas; Sheldon      been tampering with cancer-         ¨ The Visionaries The New
$ omg! Insider (CC) (HD)             gets locked out of his apart-       fighting drugs. (CC) (HD) (TV14)    York Legal Assistance Group
% ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            ment. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              ? L Arrow Oliver’s ex, the          provides free legal services to
(TVPG)                               # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        Huntress, threatens to destroy      low-income New Yorkers. (CC)
_ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)            $ Entertainment Tonight (N)         everything and everyone he          (TVG)
(TVG)                                (CC) (HD)                           cares about. (N) (CC) (HD)          A&E Duck Dynasty Jase feels
) Nightly Business Report            % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD)          (TV14)                              he deserves a new office; Miss
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  (TVPG)                              D Friends Ross becomes sus-         Kay asks Willie to buy her
* Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC)          _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC)         picious when Rachel meets a         some goats. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(HD) (TVG)                           (HD) (TVG)                          man who may help change her         COM Workaholics The guys all
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         ) Magic Moments: The Best           career. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            need a copy of a new video
` Survivor: Caramoan —               of 50s Pop Musicians of the         ¨ Autoline (CC) (TVG)               game. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Fans vs. Favorites (N) (CC)          1950s reunite to perform their      ± WWE Main Event Featuring          HIST Pawn Stars A sculpture
(HD)                                 greatest hits. (CC) (HD) (TVG)      WWE Superstars and Divas            by Salvador Dali; an atlas from
4 Are We There Yet? Nick in-         * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)      from the rosters of RAW and         1862; a 1930s pinball ma-
vites Martin to a sporting           (TVPG)                              SmackDown. (N) (HD)                 chine. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
event, making Suzanne mad.           + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)         A&E Duck Dynasty Phil helps         MAX (8:45) Banshee A suspi-
(HD) (TVPG)                          (HD) (TVPG)                         the employees get back to na-       cious Gordon is determined to
D Bay Area News at 7 (N)             4 Are We There Yet? Lindsey         ture during a company retreat.      uncover Carrie’s past; Rebecca
(CC) (HD)                            auditions to dance in a music       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    returns to Proctor; Alex gets a
H Two and a Half Men Charlie         video. (HD) (TVPG)                  BRAVO The Real Housewives           surprise visit. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
lets Alan set him up with a          ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)             of Atlanta Porsha waits until       TBS Family Guy The family
woman his own age. (CC) (HD)         (TVPG)                              she’s with Kordell to take a        goes on the run and ends up in
(TV14)                               D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          pregnancy test; NeNe travels to     Texas. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
L Family Guy When James              H Two and a Half Men                New York. (HD) (TV14)
Woods invites Quahog resi-           Chelsea finds pictures of a         COM Chappelle’s Show Record
dents to his mansion, the            naked woman on Charlie’s            companies recruit street musi-      9 p.m.
evening turns into a murder          phone. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             cians to be rap stars. (CC)         # + Law & Order: Special
mystery. (CC) (Part 2 of 2)          L Family Guy Peter tells his        (TV14)                              Victims Unit A woman claims
(TV14)                               family the story of “Star Wars.”    DSC KKK: Beneath the Hood A         that Brian Cassidy raped her
V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)              (CC) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14)           behind the scenes glimpse at        while he was working under
¨ Newsline (CC)                      ¨ California’s Gold Huell           face of today’s Ku Klux Klan.       cover. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
A&E Duck Dynasty The boys            Howser tours the historic home      (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                $ NUMB3RS Don’s team in-
attempt to snatch a beehive          of Helena Modjeska. (CC)            E! Kourtney and Kim Take Mia-       vestigates a murder at a horse
loaded with honey; Korie and         A&E Duck Dynasty Si quits his       mi Kim takes her love of detec-     track; Charlie discovers an
Jessica get into trouble. (CC)       job, and his replacement may        tive work to another level;         elaborate gambling scheme.
(HD) (TVPG)                          cause Jase and the fellows to       Kourtney’s weight gain starts       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
BRAVO The Real Housewives            follow suit. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       to get to her. (HD) (TV14)          % Criminal Minds The team
of Atlanta (HD) (TV14)               COM The Daily Show With Jon         HIST Pawn Stars An 1838 Colt        investigates victims who were
COM The Colbert Report Direc-        Stewart Television personality      Paterson formerly owned by a        sharing personal details online.
tor Jon Favreau. (CC) (HD)           Rachel Maddow. (CC) (HD)            Civil War colonel; letter written   (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TV14)                               (TV14)                              by FDR. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            _ * Modern Family When
DSC Weed Country Nate finds          FX Two and a Half Men Charlie       LIFE Dance Moms The girls           Gloria’s mother and sister visit,
his farm ripped up; Matt meets       deals with a relationship that is   struggle with a military-inspired   they bring traditions, baby
with a supplier. (CC) (HD)           not based on sex. (CC) (HD)         group dance; Mackenzie injures      names and family baggage.
(TV14)                               (TV14)                              her foot. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
E! E! News (N) (HD)                  HIST Pawn Stars A man brings        MAX Banshee Lucas’ cover is         ` CSI: Crime Scene Investi-
FX Two and a Half Men Alan’s         in a Civil War musket; Corey        threatened; a drugstore rob-        gation The former prom queen
emotional breakdown sends            sells a rare movie poster;          bery escalates into a hostage       is murdered at David Phillips’
Charlie to a therapist. (CC) (HD)    atomic missile pedal car. (CC)      crisis at the high school. (CC)     high school reunion. (N) (CC)
(TV14)                               (HD) (TVPG)                         (HD) (TVMA)                         (HD) (TV14)
HIST Pawn Stars One-man sub-         NICK Drake & Josh (CC) (TVY7)       OWN Undercover Boss When            ? L Supernatural Castiel
marine; an officer’s commis-         TBS Seinfeld Kramer’s scheme        GSI Commerce CEO Michael G.         tells Dean and Sam that Crow-
sion from the Revolutionary          to sell vintage raincoats back-     Rubin goes under cover within       ley has unleashed multiple
War; miniature Model T Ford.         fires. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2)      the company, he discovers that      demons in a small town. (N)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     (TVPG)                              his packing and shipping skills     (CC) (HD) (TV14)
LIFE Preachers’ Daughters            TLC My Strange Addiction 22         are below company standards.        D The Big Bang Theory
Olivia gets the paternity test re-   breast enlargement surgeries;       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    Koothrappali and Leonard take
sults; Taylor lies to her parents    addicted to eating tape. (CC)       SYFY Haunted Collector The          Wolowitz to Las Vegas; Sheldon
and attends a party. (CC) (HD)       (HD) (TVPG)                         team investigates a cafe and        gets locked out of his apart-
(TV14)                                                                   cigar bar in Boston. (CC) (HD)      ment. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
OWN I (Almost) Got Away                                                  TBS Family Guy The Griffins
With It Joe Crouch flees to          8 p.m.                              have a hard time attracting cus-
                                                                                                             ¨ CEO Global Foresight Ter-
                                                                                                             rafugia CEO Dr. Carl Dietrich
Florida after shooting his wife      ^ H American Idol Finalists         tomers when they open a             creates a flying car. (CC) (TVG)
and funds his love of karaoke        perform for the judges. (N          restaurant. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        ± Movie “Exit Wounds”
by robbing banks. (CC) (HD)          Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)            TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive
                                                                                                             (2001, R) Steven Seagal. (HD)
(TV14)                               (TV14)                              Compulsive hoarder Valerie
                                                                                                             (2:00)
SYFY Haunted Collector The           # + Whitney Alex becomes            risks eviction when her neigh-
                                                                                                             A&E Duck Dynasty The men
team meets with a horse farm         angry when Whitney takes a          bor reports her to the health
                                                                         department. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        give John Luke relationship ad-
owner in Montgomery, N.Y. (CC)       friendly competition at Low Bar                                         vice; a pet photographer from
(HD)                                 too far. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)       USA NCIS Tony learns his ex-
                                                                         partner is likely a victim of the   the city visits Phil and Kay. (CC)
TLC My Strange Addiction             % Survivor: Caramoan —                                                  (HD)
Julius is sexually attracted to      Fans vs. Favorites (N) (CC)         port-to-port killer. (CC) (HD)
                                                                         (TV14)                              BRAVO The Rachel Zoe Pro-
balloons; Natasha eats entire        (HD)                                                                    ject Mind-blowing runway
jars of clay face masks. (CC)        _ * The Middle Axl feels                                                shows of Chanel and Valentino.
(HD) (TV14)                          embarrassed when he and Sue
USA NCIS Special Agent Bar-          are asked to work on a school       8:30 p.m.                           (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
rett investigates a death she        project together. (CC) (HD)         # + Whitney Alex lies to
believes is connected to a se-       (TVPG)                              Whitney about going away for a         Continued on next page
TVTIMES                       WEDNESDAY EVENING                                          March 16-22, 2013                               40

COM South Park Randy wakes          mysterious diner fires. (N) (CC)    on a trike motorcycle repo.          the deep dark forest. (CC)
up to find the Internet is gone.    (HD) (TV14)                         (HD)                                 (TVG)
(CC) (HD) (TVMA)                    $ NUMB3RS Don and his               TVLND Hot in Cleveland The           ± Movie “One Flew Over the
DSC Weed Country Mike               team must determine whether         ladies return to L.A.; Melanie       Cuckoo’s Nest” (1975, R) Jack
Boutin learns that his bank ac-     terrorist activity is causing       tries to sell her house. (CC)        Nicholson. (HD) (3:00)
count has been closed and his       blackouts. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)            A&E (11:01) Bates Motel Wid-
gun permit revoked. (CC) (HD)       % CSI: Crime Scene Investi-         USA Psych Shawn tries to             ow Norma Bates and her shy
(TV14)                              gation The former prom queen        bond with Juliet’s stepfather.       teenage son, Norman, start life
E! Kourtney and Kim Take Mia-       is murdered at David Phillips’      (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 anew in a secretive coastal
mi Khloe gets a hosting job on      high school reunion. (N) (CC)                                            town. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
“The X-Factor”; Kim and Kourt-      (HD) (TV14)                                                              BET Real Husbands of Holly-
ney get competitive. (HD)           _ * Nashville Juliette plans        10:30 p.m.                           wood Kevin writes a book
(TV14)                              a surprise birthday party for       4 Scrubs When Kelso finds a          about the Fellas and his ex-
HIST The Bible The Jews are         Deacon; Scarlett is charmed by      bird in the hospital, he orders      wife. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
enslaved in Babylon; Daniel is      Gunnar’s brother. (CC) (HD)         the janitor to dispose of it. (CC)   BRAVO Watch What Happens:
thrown into the lions’ den;         (TVPG)                              (TV14)                               Live Actress Megan Hilty;
Mary bears a child. (CC) (HD)       4 It’s Always Sunny in              ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG)            lifestyle expert Patti Stanger.
(TV14)                              Philadelphia The gang goes to       D Frasier Frasier directs a          (N)
LIFE Dance Moms The girls           a childhood vacation spot; Mac,     live, old-fashioned radio drama      COM The Daily Show With Jon
prepare for a group number          Frank and Charlie have the          for the station’s anniversary.       Stewart Journalist Steven Brill.
that is a tribute to Rosa Parks;    nights of their lives. (CC) (HD)    (CC) (TVG)                           (CC) (HD) (TV14)
the team competes. (CC) (HD)        (TV14)                              L The Office Jim heads a             DSC Weed Country Mike
(TVPG)                              ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD)        team that interviews appli-          Boutin learns that his bank ac-
OWN Undercover Boss The             D Seinfeld Jerry’s new girl-        cants, including several co-         count has been closed and his
president of Waste Manage-          friend has a mentor; Elaine         workers. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2)     gun permit revoked. (CC) (HD)
ment goes under cover within        must fire a troubled employee.      (TV14)                               (TV14)
the company to collect              (CC) (HD) (TVG)                     ¨ Curiosity Quest Construc-          E! Chelsea Lately Gerard But-
garbage. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           ¨ Curiosity Quest Goes Green        tion equipment. (CC) (TVG)           ler; Lynn Rajskub; Heather Mc-
SYFY Haunted Collector (N)          Sailing the Oregon coast in         A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes        Donald. (N) (HD) (TV14)
(HD)                                search of crab pots. (CC) (TVG)     Sadie shopping to find an “ap-       FX The Americans Philip and
TBS Family Guy The family en-       A&E Duck Dynasty Si wins big        propriate” dress for her home-       Elizabeth must stop an assas-
rolls Chris in a snooty boarding    at the company party; beavers       coming dance. (N) (CC) (HD)          sin from taking out key scien-
school. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            build a dam at Phil’s secret        (TVPG)                               tists; Grannie shocks Elizabeth.
TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive Kay      fishing pond. (N) (CC) (HD)         BRAVO Dukes of Melrose The           (HD) (TVMA)
denies she is a hoarder; clut-      BET Rip the Runway 2013 Hip-        annual Decades shoe sale;            HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-
tered home with vermin. (N)         hop music meets high fashion.       search for a manager. (N)            her Education reformer
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                COM Tosh.0 Daniel celebrates         Michelle Rhee; chef Tom Colic-
TNT Boston’s Finest A string of     BRAVO It’s a Brad, Brad World       Valentine’s Day by letting view-     chio; economist Jared Bern-
gang-related shootings has the      A fitting for Rashida Jones; a      ers vent; a Web redemption.          stein; former Rep. Tom Davis
police department on high           cover shoot for Candy Magazine      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     (R-Va.); TV host Rachel Mad-
alert; a 20-year-old is shot. (N)   featuring Connie Flemming. (N)      E! Burning Love Julie and Vi-        dow. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    (HD) (TV14)                         vian reveal secrets; one lady is     HIST (11:02) America’s Book
USA NCIS When a Navy captain        COM Workaholics Alice intro-        sent home. (HD) (TV14)               of Secrets Protocols, security,
is killed, the team must find       duces a new calling system;         HBO (10:45) Admission: HBO           and hidden history of the White
and protect his pregnant com-       Blake imagines a future where       First Look Tina Fey and Paul         House. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
panion. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            the machines have taken over.       Rudd star in the comedy. (CC)        LIFE (11:01) Preachers’
                                    (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                (HD) (TVPG)                          Daughters Olivia gets the pater-
                                    DSC Weed Country A dispute          TBS The Big Bang Theory After        nity test results; Taylor lies to
9:30 p.m.                           with the neighbors brings a visit   being humiliated on the radio,       her parents and attends a par-
                                    from the police. (N) (CC) (HD)      Sheldon vows to destroy Krip-        ty. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
_ * (9:31) Suburgatory              (TV14)                              ke. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
When Dallas fears she will nev-                                                                              MAX (11:20) Working Girls in
                                    E! The Soup (N) (HD) (TV14)         TLC My Strange Addiction Ad-         Bed Working girls from a legal
er compare to George’s ex, she      FX The Americans Philip and         dicted to smelling gasoline; ted-
seeks solace in Jill — and                                                                                   Nevada brothel share their per-
                                    Elizabeth must stop an assas-       dy bears called children. (CC)       sonal sexual fantasies. (CC)
carbs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)         sin from taking out key scien-      (HD) (TV14)
) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                                                                                      (HD) (TVMA)
                                    tists; Grannie shocks Elizabeth.    TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing The         OWN Undercover Boss When
D The Big Bang Theory Wil           (N) (HD) (TVMA)                     boys are in New Orleans; Ron
Wheaton invites Leonard and                                                                                  GSI Commerce CEO Michael G.
                                    MAX (10:20) Banshee Lucas           and Bobby are sent to the            Rubin goes under cover within
Sheldon to a party. (CC) (HD)       makes a decision that impacts       swamp to repo a fan boat. (HD)
(TVPG)                                                                                                       the company, he discovers that
                                    Carrie, Sugar, Job and the en-      TVLND Hot in Cleveland The           his packing and shipping skills
¨ The Aviators AirVenture; the      tire Banshee police force; Nola     ladies’ L.A. adventures contin-
U.S. Air Force’s C5M Super-                                                                                  are below company standards.
                                    reconsiders her future. (CC)        ue; Elka searches for the movie      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
galaxy; Tiger Moth bi-plane; co-    (HD) (TVMA)                         star of her dreams. (CC) (HD)
pilot Jeff Skiles. (CC) (TVG)                                                                                SHOW Californication Hank
                                    OWN Undercover Boss The             (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)                 gets a taste of his own medi-
A&E Duck Dynasty Willie and         president of Roto-Rooter works
Jase take their wives deer hunt-                                                                             cine; Atticus tries to recreate
                                    under cover with several em-
ing; Si finds treasure as he        ployees who force him to re-        11 p.m.                              rock and roll folklore. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                             (TVMA)
digs through Miss Kay’s junk.       flect on his past and his legacy.   ^ Seinfeld Jerry’s new girl-
(CC) (HD)                                                                                                    SYFY Haunted Collector (HD)
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    friend has a mentor; Elaine          TBS Conan Mel Brooks; Kristen
COM South Park Cartman joins        SHOW Shameless A single fa-         must fire a troubled employee.
the U.S. Border Patrol. (CC)                                                                                 Schaal; Jon Dore. (CC) (HD)
                                    ther tries to raise his six chil-   (CC) (HD) (TVG)                      (TV14)
(HD) (TVMA)                         dren. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)              ` Late Show With David Let-
MAX (9:35) Banshee Rabbit                                                                                    TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive Kay
                                    SYFY Robot Combat League            terman Racecar driver Graham         denies she is a hoarder; clut-
closes in on Carrie and Lucas;      (HD)                                Rahal presents the Top Ten
Alex Longshadow recruits a                                                                                   tered home with vermin. (CC)
                                    TBS The Big Bang Theory Pen-        List; Andy Hendrickson; The Air-     (HD) (TVPG)
thug with gambling issues to        ny is forced to rely on Sheldon     borne Toxic Event. (N) (CC) (HD)
deal with a problem at the casi-                                                                             TNT Boston’s Finest A string of
                                    when she is injured. (CC) (HD)      (TVPG)                               gang-related shootings has the
no. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                (TVPG)                              4 Cash Cab (CC) (TVG)
TRUTV Upload With Shaquille                                                                                  police department on high
                                    TLC My Strange Addiction            ? CW31 News (N)                      alert; a 20-year-old is shot.
O’Neal Shaq gets revenge on         Michelle has been addicted to       D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Aaron Carter on the court; Gary                                                                              (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    drinking blood for 15 years. (N)    H 30 Rock Liz tries to boost         TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron
and Godfrey play “What’s In My      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                    morale by taking the show on
Mouth.” (HD)                                                                                                 and Amy pull a prank on Bobby
                                    TNT Southland A baby’s death        the road. (CC) (HD) (TV14)           while he is on a date. (HD)
                                    shakes Lydia to her core; Sam-      L The Simpsons When Marge            TVLND The King of Queens
                                    my is questioned about his al-      learns Ned and Edna got mar-
10 p.m.                             tercation with Tammi. (N) (CC)      ried, she offers to throw them
                                                                                                             Doug and Carrie start training
                                                                                                             with their neighbor so Carrie
# + Chicago Fire Mills ques-        (HD) (TVMA)                         a reception. (CC) (TVPG)
tions Bennie; Casey, Severide       TRUTV Lizard Lick Towing Ron,       ¨ The Best of the Joy of
and Bennie investigate two          Bobby, and Amy work together        Painting A huge old tree sits in        Continued on next page
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                        6 pm        6:30         7 pm        7:30     8 pm        8:30       9 pm        9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                       News        Seinfeld            Big Bang American Idol Finalists perform for the judges. Ten O’clock News (N)
                                                Big Bang                                                                                    Seinfeld   How I Met
                ^                  (TVPG)       Theory Theory     (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (TV14)                    (CC) (HD)                (TVG)
                       KCRA 3 KCRA              Access Extra (N) Whitney Whitney Law & Order: Special Chicago Fire “Fire-                   News       Jay Leno
                #      Reports Road                    (TVPG)
                                                Hollywood         (N) (TV14) (TV14)       Victims Unit (N)         works” (N) (TV14)
                       KRON 4 Evening                  Entertain- KRON 4 News at 8
                                                omg! In-                                  NUMB3RS Horse track NUMB3RS Blackouts             News        30 Rock
                $      News (5) (CC)            sider  ment Ton. (CC)                     murder investigation. may be terrorism.                       (TV14)
                       KPIX 5 News at 6pm       Family Judge      Survivor: Caramoan -- Criminal Minds “The CSI: Crime Scene In-            KPIX 5      Late Show
                %      (N) (HD)                 Feud   Judy (N) Fans vs. Favorites (N) Gathering” (N) (TV14) vestigation (N) (TV14)         News        Letterman
                       PBS NewsHour (N)                America’s Nature “The Loneliest NOVA IBM supercom- Secrets of the Dead
                                                Viewfinder                                                                                  Doc Martin “Erotoma-
                &      (CC) (HD)                       Heartland Animals” (TVPG)          puter. (TVG)             (CC) (TVPG)              nia” (CC) (TVPG)
                       ABC7 News 6:00PM   Jeopardy! Wheel of The Mid- The                 Modern       Suburga- Nashville “Dear Broth-      ABC7        Jimmy
                _      (N) (CC) (HD)      (N) (TVG) Fortune dle (TVPG) Neighbors Family                tory (9:31) er” (TVPG)               News        Kimmel
                       PBS NewsHour (CC)  Nightly      Magic Moments: The Best of 50s Pop Musi- Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
                )      (HD)               Business cians perform. (CC) (HD) (TVG)
                       News 10 Jeopardy!  Wheel of Inside Edi- The Mid- The               Modern       Suburga- Nashville “Dear Broth-      News 10 Jimmy
                *                         Fortune tion (N)
                       at 6:00 (N) (N) (TVG)                      dle (TVPG) Neighbors Family          tory (9:31) er” (TVPG)               at 11:00 Kimmel
                       NBC Bay Area News  Extra (N) Access        Whitney Whitney Law & Order: Special Chicago Fire “Fire-                  Bay Area Jay Leno
                +      at 6 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       Hollywood (N) (TV14) (TV14)        Victims Unit (N)         works” (N) (TV14)        News
                       News               Survivor: Caramoan -- Criminal Minds “The CSI: Crime Scene In- CBS 13 News at 10p
                                   Entertain-                                                                                               Late Show With David
                `                         Fans vs. Favorites (N) Gathering” (N) (TV14) vestigation (N) (TV14) (N) (HD)
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                   FOX 40      Seinfeld Two and a Two and a American Idol Finalists perform for the judges. FOX 40 News (N) (CC)            30 Rock 30 Rock
                H News         (TVPG)     Half Men Half Men (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (TV14)                          (TVPG)                   (TV14)     (TVPG)
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   (HD) (TVPG)                                    David Letterman Racecar driver       breaking point with Jim; Pam          picnic for the unemployed radio
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   Investigation The CSI team                     Ten List; Andy Hendrickson; The      gifts. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               MAX (11:45) Zane’s Sex
   tries to figure out what is keep-              Airborne Toxic Event. (N) (CC)       ¨ Ideas in Action With Jim            Chronicles Feature 7: Endear A
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                                                  Live Actress Elle Fanning. (N)       Robert Kagan, Brookings Insti-        of friends who enjoy the stories
                                                  (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     tution. (CC) (TVG)                    of an erotic writer. (CC) (HD)
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   ^ How I Met Your Mother Ted                                                                                               ant resorts to any means to
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   on his life. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                       (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                  ? Entertainment Tonight (N)          BRAVO The Rachel Zoe Pro-             clients. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
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TVTIMES                                   WEDNESDAY EVENING                                                 March 16-22, 2013                                     42

                      6 pm         6:30        7 pm         7:30       8 pm         8:30        9 pm         9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
                     The First 48 (CC) (HD) Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Duck Dy- Bates Motel (11:01)
              A&E (TV14)                      nasty         nasty       nasty        nasty       nasty          nasty   nasty (N) nasty (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                     A Knight’s Tale (4), ‘01 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (PG-13, ‘02) ››› (Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen) Mem- Lord of the Rings
             AMC     ›› (HD)                  bers of a fellowship battle evil Sauron and his pawns. (HD)
                     North Woods Law: On North Woods Law                River Monsters: Un- North Woods Law: On North Woods Law                  River Monsters: Un-
             ANIM    the Hunt (CC) (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG)                   hooked (TVPG)            the Hunt (CC) (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG)                hooked (TVPG)
                     106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live “Top 10 Count- Obsessed (PG-13) › (Idris Elba) A stalker             Rip the Runway 2013 Husbands- Husbands-
              BET    down” Wild Out Wednesday. (N) (TVPG)               threatens a married man’s idyllic life. (HD)    (N) (CC) (TVPG)          Ho.       Ho.
                     The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Rachel Zoe Pro- Brad                            Dukes of What Hap- Rachel
            BRAVO    of Atlanta (TV14)        of Atlanta (TV14)         of Atlanta (TV14)        ject (N) (CC) (TV14) World          Melrose pens          Zoe Proj.
                     Reba         Reba        Reba (7:13) “Who          Reba         Reba        My Big Redneck Vaca- My Big Redneck Vaca- After           Ron White
             CMT     (5:59)       (6:37)      Killed Brock?” (TVPG) (7:49)           (8:25)      tion (CC) (TVPG)       tion (CC) (TVPG)         Show
             CNBC    All-Star Celebrity Apprentice (CC) (TVPG)          Mad Money (HD)           All-Star Celebrity Apprentice (CC) (TVPG)       Insanity! Paid Prog.
                     Piers Morgan Live (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Live                  Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront
              CNN    (HD) (Live)              (CC) (HD)                 (HD)                     (HD)                   (CC) (HD)                (HD)
                     South        Tosh.0      Colbert       Daily       Chappelle Worka-         South          South   Worka-       Tosh.0      Daily     Colbert
             COM     Park (CC) (TV14)         Report        Show        Show         holics      Park (CC) Park (CC) holics (N) (TV14)           Show      Report
                     NBA Basketball (5:30) Golden State Warriors Warriors SportsNet Chronicle Live (N)                  Warriors SportsNet Chronicle Live
            CSNBA    at San Antonio Spurs. (N) (HD) (Live)              Postgame Central (N)                            Central      Central (N)
                     Capitol Hill Hearings (5)                                                                          Capitol Hill Hearings
             CSPN
                    Weed Country “Smug- Weed Country “Rip- KKK: Beneath the                      Weed Country (CC) Weed Country (N)              Weed Country (CC)
              DSC gler’s Blues” (TV14)        pers” (CC) (TV14)         Hood (N) (CC) (TV14) (HD) (TV14)                (CC) (TV14)              (HD) (TV14)
                    Stick It (5) (PG-13, ‘06) E! News (N) (HD)          Kourtney and Kim         Kourtney and Kim       The Soup Burning Chelsea E! News
                E! ›› (HD)                                              Take Miami (TV14)        Take Miami (TV14)      (N) (TV14) Love          Lately (N) (HD)
                    NBA Basketball (5) Brooklyn Nets Winter X Games Tignes. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)                              SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
             ESPN at Dallas Mavericks. (N)
                    College Basketball NIT Tournament, First            SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Sports-          Basketball NBA          NASCAR
             ESPN2 Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)               (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)            Center (N)               Tonight (N) Now (N)
                    Melissa & The Last Song (PG, ‘10) ›› (Miley Cyrus) A man tries to A Walk to Remember (PG, ‘02) ›› (Shane                     The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM Joey            reconnect with his estranged daughter. (HD)                   West, Mandy Moore) (HD)                          (HD) (TVPG)
              FNC Hannity (N) (HD)            Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity (HD)                       Greta Van Susteren The Five (HD)
             FOOD Diners          Diners      Restaurant: Im.           Restaurant: Im.          Restaurant: Im.        Restaurant Stakeout Restaurant: Im.
                    The Fight- Anger          Two and a Two and a Taken (PG-13, ‘08) ››› (Liam Neeson, Maggie The Americans (N)                  The Americans (HD)
                FX er (4)                     Half Men Half Men Grace) (HD)                                             (HD) (TVMA)              (TVMA)
              HALL  Brady         Brady       Brady        Brady        Frasier      Frasier     Frasier     Frasier    Frasier      Frasier     Frasier     Frasier
              HIST Pawn           Pawn        Pawn         Pawn         Pawn         Pawn        The Bible The Jews are enslaved in Babylon. America’s Book
                    Property Brothers         Property Brothers         Cousins Cousins Property Brothers An House                   Hunters Property Brothers
             HGTV “Angie & Tito” (TVG) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                  on Call (N) on Call      open, eco-home. (N) Hunters Int’l               (CC) (HD) (TVG)
                    Preachers’ Daughters Preachers’ Daughters Dance Moms Military- Dance Moms “The Apple of Her Eye” The girls Preachers’ Daughters
              LIFE (CC) (HD) (TV14)           (CC) (HD) (TV14)          inspired group dance. prepare for a tribute. (CC) (TVPG)                 (11:01) (CC) (TV14)
            MSNBC Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                      The Ed Show (HD)         Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                Hardball Matthews
                    Parental Parental Teen Mom 2 (HD)                   World of Jenks (HD) Snooki & JWOWW              Ridicu-      Ridicu-     Ridicu-     Ridicu-
              MTV Control Control (TVPG)                                (TV14)                   (HD) (TV14)            lousness lousness lousness lousness
                    Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Drake & Wendell & Full House Full House Full House The Nanny The Nanny Friends                                   Friends
              NICK Bob            Bob         Bob          Josh         Vinnie       (TVG)       (TVG)       (TVG)      (TVPG)       (TVPG)      (TVPG)      (TVPG)
              OWN Almost, Away                Almost, Away              Undercover Boss          Undercover Boss        Undercover Boss          Undercover Boss
              OXY Guess Who (5) ››            Movie                                              Bad Girls Club         Movie
                    World’s Wildest Police World’s Wildest Police The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (PG-13) ›› (Lucas Black) An Piranha (10:51) ››
             SPIKE Videos (5:48)              Videos (6:54)             American street racer takes on a Japanese champion. (HD)                 Premiere. (HD)
                    Paranormal Witness Haunted Collector                Haunted Collector A Haunted Collector (N) Robot Combat                   Haunted Collector
              SYFY (HD) (TVPG)                (CC) (HD)                 cafe and cigar bar.      (HD)                   League (HD)              (HD)
                    The King Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family                       Family      Family      Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (CC) (HD)
               TBS of Queens (TVPG)           (TVPG)       (TVPG)       Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Theory               Theory       Theory      (TV14)
              TCM Mankind 2010 (PG, ‘84) ››› (Roy Scheider)                          Forbidden Planet (G, ‘56) ››››                  20 Million Miles to Earth ›››
                    Extreme Extreme My Addic- My Addic- Hoarding: Buried                         Hoarding: Buried       My Addic- My Addic- Hoarding: Buried
               TLC Chea.          Chea.       tion         tion         Alive (CC) (TVPG)        Alive (N) (CC) (TVPG) tion          tion        Alive (CC) (TVPG)
                    Castle “Vampire Week- Law Abiding Citizen (R, ‘09) › (Jamie Foxx, Boston’s Finest (N) Southland “Bleed Out” Boston’s Finest (CC)
               TNT end” (TVPG)                Gerard Butler) (CC) (HD)                           (CC) (HD) (TV14)       (N) (CC) (TVMA)          (HD) (TV14)
                    Regular Dragons: Dragons: Dragons: Dragons: Incredible King of                           King of    American American Family             Family
             TOON Show            Riders      Riders       Riders       Riders       Crew        the Hill    the Hill   Dad (CC) Dad (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Feed the Feed the Steak Paradise 3 (N) Hot Dog Paradise 2 Feed the Feed the Steak Paradise 3 (CC) Hot Dog Paradise 2
              TRAV Beast (N) Beast            (CC) (HD) (TVG)           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         Beast       Beast      (HD) (TVG)               (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
             TRUTV 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                                   Inside Madness          Upload     Lizard       Lizard      Lizard      Lizard
                    The Cosby The Cosby Golden             Golden       Golden       Golden      Golden      Golden     Hot in       Hot in      The King The King
            TVLAND Show           Show        Girls        Girls        Girls        Girls       Girls       Girls      Cleveland Cleveland of Queens of Queens
                    NCIS “Cracked” (CC) NCIS “Two-Faced” (CC) NCIS Tony revisits his NCIS Investigating a Psych Bonding with                     CSI: Crime Scene In-
              USA (HD) (TVPG)                 (TVPG)                    time in Baltimore.       Navy captain’s death. Juliet’s stepfather. (N) vestigation (11:01)
                    Wicked        Love & Hip Hop (6:20) Behind the Music (7:25) Notorious Behind the Music Ice Behind the Music “50 Behind the Music
              VH-1 Single         (HD) (TV14)              B.I.G. (CC) (TV14)                    Cube. (CC) (TV14)      Cent” (CC) (TV14)        “Nas” Nas. (TV14)
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                    Good-         Jessie      Shake It Austin & Camp Rock (NR, ‘08) ››› (Joe Phineas Jessie                          Good-       Shake It Jessie
              DISN Charlie        (TVG)       Up! (TVG) Ally (TVG) Jonas) (CC) (HD)                          and Ferb (TVG)          Charlie     Up! (TVG) (TVG)
              ENC The Smurfs (6:15) (PG, ‘11) › (CC)                    Billy Madison, ‘95 ›                 Friday Night Lights (PG-13) ›››                 Full Metal
                    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (6:15) (PG- Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (PG- Admis-                      Real Time With Bill
              HBO 13, ‘11) ››› (Daniel Radcliffe) (CC) (HD)                          13) ›› (Robert Downey Jr.) (HD)                 sion: 1st Maher (CC) (TVMA)
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             STARZ Men in Black (5:20) Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (7:05)                  John Carter (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC)                Amazing Spdr
              TMC Forger          Cherry Crush (R) (HD)                 Swinging With the Finkels ››         Serious Moonlight (R, ‘09) ›        Why Stop Now? ›
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               # Jay Leno Jimmy Fallon                 Daly        Today (2:05) (TVPG) Mad Money (HD)              Early Tdy News           News        News
                   Entertain- Inside Edi- Paid Pro- Want more Sleep Like Paid Pro- The Doctors (CC)                KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC)
               $ ment Ton. tion (N) gram               sex?        A Baby! gram            (HD) (TVPG)
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5             Bra Buying Secrets Up to the Minute             CBS Morn- KPIX 5         KPIX 5 News Early
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News                (2:12)                  (3:12) (N)              ing News News            Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)         T. Smiley Greener Death and the Civil War-Experience                     Time Team Special Edition (CC) (TVG)
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                          America ABC7             ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                           Morning News             (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)         Business Magic Moments: The Best of 50s Pop (TVG) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Scrubs      Derm Ex ABC World News Now (2:35) (N) (CC)                   Morning News
               + Jay Leno Jimmy Fallon                 Daly        Today (2:05) (TVPG) The Jeff Probst Show Early Tdy Today                 Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics Frasier               Paid Prog. Anderson TrainIn10! Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
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               : Chinese News at 7        Path         Auction Shepherd’s Chapel           Job (TVG)               Genesis (TVG)            Shepherd’s Chapel
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               H Seinfeld Dish Nat. Raymond Raymond King/Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                    FOX 40 News at 5AM
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               L Rules         King       Raymond Amer. Dad Raymond Chris                  Excused The Ricki Lake Show Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog.
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              AMC The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (11) (PG-13) ››› (HD)              A Knight’s Tale (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (Heath Ledger) (HD)
              ANIM River Monsters         North Woods              North Woods Law         Orangutan Eden          Big Cat      Big Cat     Dogs 101 (TVPG)
              BET Wendy Williams Show Civil Brand (R, ‘02) ›› (Mos Def) (CC)               One Mic One Mic Inspiration Popoff               Inspiration Popoff
            BRAVO Rachel       Brad Wrld Dukes of Real Housewives               Happens Rachel Zoe Project         Workout Mom              Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Ron White               Bayou        Bayou       Bayou        Bayou      New Smile New Smile CMT Music (TVPG)             CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Hang Ups Quit-Job! Mad Money (HD)                Worldwide Exchange Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Piers Morgan Live       Anderson Cooper 360 Early Start With Berman & Sambolin                   Starting Point (N) (HD)
              COM Work.        South Pk Daily          Colbert     Work.        Futurama Futurama Ben Show Sunny                Nathan      Great Sex Loss
            CSNBA SportsNet NBA Basketball: Warriors at Spurs                   SportsNet SportsNet FreeBullet Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings (10)                                               Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal
              DSC Weed Country (TV14) KKK: Beneath                 Ragin’ Cajuns (TVPG) Popoff          Paid Prog. Teleworld Grow Hair Loss             Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea The Soup After Late Chelsea Chasing Kourtney-Kim                                 Paid Prog. Spring Break              Paid Prog.
             ESPN NBA Basketball: Nets at Mavericks                SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (CC)        NFL Live (CC)           Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince       Prince     Insanity! Paid Prog. Hang Ups Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVPG) Paid Prog. Dirty                     Prince      Life Today
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)        The O’Reilly Factor FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Restaurant: Im.         Restaurant Stakeout Restaurant: Im.              Restaurant: Im.         Fat Chef (HD)            Fat Loss Yng- Skin
               FX Justified (TVMA)        The Americans            The Ultimate Fighter BrandX With                American Horror Story Deep           Loss
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers           Cheers     Frasier      Frasier    Frasier      Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Pawn        Pawn       The Bible (1:01) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                America’s Book          Cooktop Hair Rest. Insanity! ShopCoins
             HGTV Property Brothers       Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers              Cousins Cousins Insanity! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Dance Moms (12:02) Dance Moms (1:02) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Preachers’ Daughters Paid Prog. Back Fat? Paid Prog. Zumba Fit
            MSNBC The Ed Show (HD)        Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Rob & Big Rob & Big Rob & Big Rob & Big
              NICK Friends Friends George              George      George       George     My Wife My Wife Yes, Dear Yes, Dear To Be Announced
              OXY Movie                                            Snapped: Killer         Williams Money          NoAnxiety Health         Paid Prog. Luminess
             SPIKE Piranha (10:51) ››     Ur. Tarzan Piranha (1:43) (R, ‘10) ›› (Elisabeth Shue) (HD)              Knife                    Knife
              SYFY Robot Combat           Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon (HD)           Jack Hunter: The Lost Treasure of Ugarit         Quit-Job! Luminess
              TBS Men-Work Conan (CC) (TV14)           The Office Face/Off (R, ‘97) ››› (John Travolta, Nicolas Cage) (CC) (HD)             Married     Married
              TCM Marooned (G, ‘69) ››› (Gregory Peck)                          MGM        The Pagan (NR, ‘29) ››               Night Court (NR, ‘32) ››
              TLC Addiction Addiction Hoard-Buried                 Strange Addiction Popoff             Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Deep
              TNT Southland (TVMA)        Cold Case (TVPG)         Leverage (TVPG)         The Closer (TV14)       Las Vegas (TV14)         Angel (CC) (TVPG)
             TOON Chicken Aqua Unit Squidbill. Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Chicken Boosh                              Squidbill. King/Hill King/Hill
             TRUTV Lizard      Lizard     Lizard       Lizard      Lizard       Lizard     Lizard       Lizard     The Investigators        Forensic Hair Rest.
            TVLAND The King of Queens King             Raymond Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Home Imp. Home Imp.
              USA CSI: Crime Scene        Psych (1:01) (TVPG) House (2:01) (TV14) Snapped: Killer                  Law Order: CI            Law Order: CI
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              VH-1 Love & Hip Hop         Love & Hip Hop           Black Ink Crew (TV14) Behind the Music          Yo! MTV Raps             Yo! MTV Raps
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Prince                    Creflo D. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              DISN Wizards Wizards Deck                Deck        Good         Good       Wizards Wizards Deck                 Deck        Good        Phineas
              ENC Full Metal Jacket (11:30) ›››        Miracle (PG, ‘04) ››› (Kurt Russell) (CC)                   The Juror (3:50) (R, ‘96) ›› (CC)
              HBO Project X ›› (HD)                    The Matrix Reloaded (R, ‘03) ››› (HD)                       Life (3:50) ›› (HD)                  Game
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              MAX Zane’s Sex              Hanna (1:10) (PG-13) ››› (HD)                    Chemistry The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (R) ›››             Prisoner
             SHOW The Samaritan › (HD)                 Bel Ami (1:35) (R, ‘12) ›› (HD)                  Melanie Comar.          Deceived (4:25) (HD)
             STARZ The Amazing Spider-Man (11:15) Wimbledon (1:35) ››                      The Benchwarmers (3:15), ‘06 › Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (4:45)
              TMC Why Stop The Warrior Class (NR) ›› (HD)                       Mother’s Day (R, ‘10) › (CC) (HD)               Pete Smalls Is Dead (4:25) ››
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TVTIMES                                   THURSDAY MORNING                                               March 16-22, 2013                                    44

                      6 am         6:30       7 am        7:30        8 am        8:30       9 am         9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30
              ^     KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Minute      Minute      Wendy Williams Show Anderson Live (TVG)
              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Relationships; Martha Stewart. (N)            Live With Kelly         Today (N) (CC)         Anderson Live (N)
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC)                                                 Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Bay Area
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams 2013
                                                                                           TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                   NCAA
               & Stretches Wild Kratt Arthur           Martha       Curious Cat in the Super           Dinosaur Sesame Street (N)         Tiger        Sid
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)        ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (CC) (TVPG) (TV14)                     News         lionaire
               ) Raggs          Cat in the Tiger       Caillou      Curious Cat in the Super           Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (N)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9 (N)        The View (TV14)        News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Easter crafts; Easter baskets. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                  News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                             NCAA
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                   Rosa de Guadalupe
               4 Auction Auction Auction Money                      Auction Anti-Aging Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Steve Wilkos Show            Baggage News
               : DivinePlan Auction Auction KBS News Fruity Pie China                      Auction Auction J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day 6a               Good Day                 Good Day               Good Day Sac’mento Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal European Journal Good                      Journal     Quadriga Journal       In Focus Journal        Euromaxx Journal        In Focus
               D Yng- Skin Paid Prog. Derm             Lk. Young Funny Home Videos Trisha Goddard                  The Dr. Oz Show        The Dr. Oz Show
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show The Ricki Lake Show
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Auction Pagado Safari                        Pagado     Película                                       Don Cheto
               L Copeland Prince           Life Today Paid Prog. The Ricki Lake Show Judge             Judge       Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Anita No Te Rajes         Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                            Acceso      Secretario Amor Cautivo (N)
               R Pagado Pagado Pagado Botánica S’pr Libro Pagado ·Vivir Más! Zumba Fit Pagado Lágrimas Cambio de Vida
               V Zoboom Raggs              Sesame Street (TVY) WordWrld Tiger              Caillou     Sid         Curious Cat in the Cliff Pup Clifford
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               ¨ Morning Cup O Jazz Liv’g              For Home Garden          Yoga       Body Elec. Sit/Be Fit C. Stretch Knitting Beads             Sewing
               ± Bay Vista Ca Living Paid Prog. Auction Bible                   Fellow.    Nopalea Health!         Auction Paid Prog. Dragon           Willa’s
               ¥ Like You Wommack J. Meyer Prince                   Life Today Jenzeten The 700 Club (TVPG) Health                        Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Cooktop Dog               Dog          Bio Channel Preview Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14)
              AMC Nopalea Paid Prog. Paid Prog. No.1                Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Immortal Immortal A Knight’s Tale (PG-13) ›› (HD)
              ANIM The Crocodile Hunter Confessions                 Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit Animal Cops Detroit
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)               Popoff       My Wife My Wife My Wife My Wife My Wife My Wife Soul Food (R) ›››
            BRAVO Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC          Housewives/OC           Housewives/OC          Housewives/OC
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)       CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)            Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                             CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Paid Prog. Loss          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Zumba Fit Paid Prog. Entourage Comedy Daily                   Colbert    Ben Show Nathan
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Anderson Paid Prog. Cooktop Hose                               Focused
             CSPN Washington Journal Public Affairs                                                                Public Affairs
              DSC Paid Prog. Creflo D. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                      Almost, Away           Fatal Encounters
                E! Anderson Paid Prog. E! News (HD)                 Sex-City Sex-City Burning I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, ‘07 › (HD)
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)        Winter X Games Tignes. (N) (CC)
             ESPN2 Mike and Mike           First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        First Take (CC)         SportsCenter (N)       SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Grace           Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World 700 Club The 700 Club (TVPG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                       Happening Now (N) (HD)                         America Live (N) (HD)
             FOOD Nopalea Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Workout Paid Prog. Agele$$ Workout B. Flay                         Challenge (HD)         Good Eats Unwrap
                FX Grow Hair Paid Prog. Men of Honor (R, ‘00) ››› (Robert De Niro)                     Invincible (PG, ‘06) ›› (Mark Wahlberg) (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Most (CC) (TVG) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC)
             HGTV Paid Prog. Splurge Good Buy Holmes YardCrash YardCrash YardCrash YardCrash YardCrash YardCrash YardCrash YardCrash
              LIFE Deep         Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Will/Grace Will/Grace Frasier           Frasier     Frasier     Frasier    Chris        Chris
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N)                     Alex Wagner             Andrea Mitchell        News Nation (N)
              MTV Rob & Big Rob & Big Rob & Big Rob & Big Rob & Big Rob & Big Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy
              NICK Full House Full House Turtles       Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora...                     Dora...    Bubble       Bubble
              OWN Nate Berkus              Rachael Ray (TVG)        Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY Can’t Buy Me Love (PG-13, ‘87) ›› (CC)            House (CC) (TV14)      House (CC) (TV14)       House Paralysis.       House (CC) (TV14)
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kitchen Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Paid Prog. Jail (TV14) Jail (9:38) Jail (10:15) (TV14)              Jail (10:52) Jail (11:29)
              SYFY Octspring Tummy         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Stranded (HD)             Prowl (R, ‘10) › (Ruta Gedmintas) (HD)         Book of Blood
               TBS Married Married Earl                Earl         Prince      Payne      Payne       Browns Amer. Dad 2013 NCAA Tournament
              TCM Eskimo (6:15) (NR, ‘33) ›› (Peter Freuchen) Laughing Boy (8:15) (NR, ‘34) › Manhattan Melodrama (9:45) (NR, ‘34) ››› I Live Life
               TLC Storm Chaser            Baby’s      Multiples Baby           Baby       Baby        Baby        Pregnant Pregnant Say Yes Say Yes
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (CC) (TV14) Charmed (TVPG)              Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) 2013 NCAA
             TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10              Beyblade Pokemon Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King Johnny T Scooby                    Scooby       Looney
              TRAV Homes        Homes      Street Eats (TVG)        Mysteries-Museum       Mysteries-Museum        Mysteries-Museum       No Reservation
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Loss         Paid Prog. Sexiest       NCAA Tip-Off (N) (HD) (Live)       2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
            TVLAND Williams Fat Loss Hair Rest. Paid Prog. Murder, She Wrote               Van Dyke Van Dyke Love Lucy Love Lucy Griffith              Griffith
              USA NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)         NCIS (CC) (TVPG)       NCIS (CC) (TVPG)        NCIS (CC) (TV14)       NCIS (TVPG)
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              VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG)       Jump Start (TVPG)        Jump Start (TVPG)      Jump Start (TVPG)       Morning Buzz           Behind the Music
            WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger
              DISN Chugging Octonauts Mickey           Mickey       Doc McSt. Pirates      Phineas Gravity         Dog         Jessie     Good         Austin
              ENC Friday Night Lights (5:50) ›››                    Arthur (7:50) (PG) ›››             Mars Needs Moms ››                 Casper (PG)
              HBO J. Guare The Rite (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (HD)                        Crossfire Hurricane ››› (HD)                   Fight      Napoleon Dynamite
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              MAX Prisoner-Zenda           A Pig’s Tale (7:10) (PG, ‘94) ›      MAX/Set The Long Kiss Goodnight (R) (HD)                  Paul (HD)
             SHOW Santa With Muscles (6:15) › (HD)                  My Own Country (R, ‘98) (CC) (HD)              Lebanon, Pa., ‘10 (HD)              Serenity
             STARZ The Pirates! Band of Misfits (PG) The Benchwarmers (7:45), ‘06 › Men in Black II (9:15)                     Bridget Jones: Edge
              TMC Prisoner of Zenda, Inc. (PG) ›       Toast (7:45) (NR, ‘10) ››› (HD)                 One Way to Valhalla (HD)           Crime Spree (11:05)
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TVTIMES                                 THURSDAY AFTERNOON                                                 March 16-22, 2013                                     45

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                      1:30        2 pm        2:30        3 pm         3:30       4 pm         4:30       5 pm         5:30
              ^     News        Eco Co. Trisha Goddard               Maury (CC) (TV14)        Anderson Live (N)      The Dr. Oz Show            News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                     Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (TVG)          Katie (CC) (TVPG)      The Dr. Oz Show            News         NBC News
              $     Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Focused 30 Rock Insider                Inside Ed. The Doctors (TV14) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
                    2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                                  day
               % Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (11:30) Rachael Ray ADiet.” of Judge
                                                                     the “Belly Melt          Judy
                                                                                                          CBS        2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second
                                                                                                          Evening Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
               & WordWrld Barney             Caillou (N) Clifford    Tupperware!              American Experience American Newsline News                     Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD)                      ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                   World
               _ (TVPG)                      (CC) (TVPG)             lionaire    (TVG)        (TVPG)                 (N) (CC) (HD)              News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (TVG) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                                     PBS NewsHour (N)       News          Tiger        Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)             General Hospital (N) Jeopardy! Millionaire The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres                    News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (N)                       Ellen DeGeneres            News         NBC News
               ` 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                     The Price Is Right (N) News          CBS News 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
               . Hoy (HD)                                            Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N)           El Gordo y la Flaca        Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle                              Jerry Springer (N)         Cash Cab Scrubs
               : Hdlnes         News         Love from the Valley Path           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music            Beat         Auction Saigon
               ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham                   Judge       Judge        Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court              Steve Harvey (N)
               @ Journal Quadriga Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal Quadriga Journal Kick Off! Arts                                              Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show Minute              Dish Nat. Cops          Cops         Maury (CC) (TV14)      Maury (CC) (TV14)          ’70s Show ’70s Show
               H Cops           Cops         Judge Mathis (N)        Divorce     Divorce      Steve Wilkos Show      Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News
               J Chuper         Chuper       Película                                         Lagrimita y Costel     Estrellas Hoy              Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N)                    Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham               FamFeud FamFeud Rules                   King
               P Historias de                Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor                       Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Va Que Va                   Los Rey                 Cosas de la Vida         Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca
               V Sesame Street (N)           Barney      Caillou (N) Tiger       Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur                     Martha       Electric
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               ¨ Calif. Gold Autoline Visionary CEO Globl Aviators Quest                      Curios -ity Paint      Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids
               ± Married Out of Sight (R, ‘98) ››› (George Clooney) (HD)                      Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC)
               ¥ Shut-ins Joni               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Auction Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E CSI: Miami (TV14)          Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14)           The First 48 (TV14)        The First 48 (TV14)
              AMC A Knight’s Tale (10) Freak             Freak       Freak       Freak        Escape From New York ››› (HD)                     Constantine (R) ››
              ANIM Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Gator Boys (TVPG) Tanked: Unfiltered                North Woods Law            Battleground
               BET Soul Food (11) ››› Parkers Parkers Parkers Fam. Mat. Matters Matters Obsessed (PG-13, ‘09) › (Idris Elba) (HD)
            BRAVO Housewives/OC              Housewives/OC           Housewives/OC            Housewives/OC          Housewives/OC              Housewives/OC
              CMT Teen Mom (TVPG)            Teen Mom (TVPG)         Teen Mom (TVPG)          Teen Mom (TVPG)        Teen Mom (4:05)            Reba (5:15) (TVPG)
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell                 Fast Money (N)           Mad Money (N)          The Kudlow Report Crime Inc.
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                      The Situation Room (N) (HD)                     Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM 30 Rock 30 Rock 30 Rock 30 Rock Youth in Revolt (R, ‘09) ›› (CC) (HD)                              Comedy Futurama Futurama Sunny
            CSNBA Paid Prog. Paid Prog. FreeBullet Shaun T’s Red Bull King of the NBA Basketball: Warriors at Spurs                             Chronicle Live (N)
             CSPN Public Affairs (10)                                Public Affairs                                                             Capitol Hill Hearings
              DSC FBI: Criminal Pursuit Property Property Property Property Property Property Auction Auction Auction Auction
                E! E! News (HD)              Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Playing With Fire                   Kourtney-Kim               Kourtney-Kim
             ESPN Winter X Games             College GameDay (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)             SportsCenter (N)       Winter X Games Tignes. (N Same-day Tape)
             ESPN2 Outside Numbers NFL Live (N) (CC)                 NFL32 (N) (CC)           SportsNation (N)       NFL Live (CC)              Cheerleading (HD)
              FAM Full House Full House Full House Full House Reba               Reba         Reba        Reba       ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show
              FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto                   The Five (N) (HD)        Special Report         FOX Report                 The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Cooking Contessa Cooking Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Giada                                Giada      Contessa Contessa Paula                 Trisha’s
                FX Save the Last Dance (PG-13) ››› (Julia Stiles) (HD)           How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Anger
              HALL Marie (N) (CC) (TVG) Hungry Hungry Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Brady                                            Brady
              HIST Big Rig Bounty            Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC)
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property
              LIFE Chris        Chris        How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG)                       Wife Swap (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)         Martin Bashir (N)       Hardball Matthews        PoliticsNation (N)     Hardball Matthews          The Ed Show (N)
              MTV Fantasy Fantasy Factory                Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Factory                                Fantasy Fantasy
              NICK Peter        Max, Ruby Dora...        Dora...     Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Rocket                  Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge.
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Main St Main St Main St Main St Main St Main St Main St Main St
              OXY House (CC) (TV14)          House (CC) (TV14)       House Paralysis.         House (CC) (TV14)      She’s All That (PG-13, ‘99) ››
             SPIKE Jail (12:06) Jail (12:43) (TV14)      Jail (1:20) Jail (1:58) Jail (2:37) Jail (3:15) (TV14)      Jail (3:54) Jail (4:31) Fast and Furious-Drift
              SYFY Book of Blood             Wes Craven Presents: They, ‘02 › (HD)            Wes Craven Presents Dracula II: Ascension Being Human (HD)
               TBS 2013 NCAA                 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                              2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
              TCM I Live My Life (11:30) Love on the Run (1:15) ›››              Cairo (2:45) (NR) › (Jeanette MacDonald)          E. Mitchell Compulsion Premiere.
               TLC Not to Wear               Baby        Baby        Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear                Say Yes Say Yes Long Island Medium:
               TNT 2013 NCAA Tournament                  2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                             2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
             TOON Looney Looney Tom & Jerry (TVG)                    Tom-Jerry Scooby         Johnny T Johnny T MAD                Gumball Gumball Adventure
              TRAV Steak Paradise            Bizarre Foods           Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods               Man v. Food (TVG)          Mysteries-Museum
             TRUTV 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                               Bluegrass Kingdom NCAA              2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
            TVLAND Griffith     Gunsmoke (12:38) (CC) (TVPG) Gunsmoke (1:49)                  Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Griffith          Griffith     M*A*S*H M*A*S*H
              USA NCIS (CC) (TVPG)           NCIS (CC) (TVPG)        NCIS (CC) (TVPG)         NCIS (CC) (TV14)       NCIS (CC) (TVPG)           NCIS (CC) (TV14)
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              VH-1 Behind the Music          La La       La La       La La       La La        La La       La La      La La         La La’s Life              Breakups
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Law Order: CI                     Chris       Chris      Funny Home Videos How I Met How I Met
              DISN Gravity      Gravity      Gravity     Gravity     Phineas Camp Rock ››› (HD)                      Phineas Good               Good         Good
              ENC Casper        Conspiracy Theory (12:40) (R, ‘97) ›› (CC)                    Bad Teacher (R) ››                   The Jerk (4:35) (R) ››
              HBO Napoleon This Means War (12:45) › (HD)                         Game Change ››› (CC) (HD)                         American Winter (HD)
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              MAX Paul (11) Million Dollar Baby (12:45), ‘04 ›››› (HD)                        Galaxy Quest, ‘99 (HD)               Pariah (4:45) (R) (HD)
             SHOW Serenity (11:45) (HD)                  Limelight (1:45) (NR) ›› (HD)                    Saint John of Las Vegas (R, ‘09) Loosies (PG-13) ›
             STARZ Bridget XXX: State of the Union (12:35), ‘05                  Lymelife (2:20) (R) Premiere.       Air Force One (R, ‘97) ››› (CC)
              TMC Crime Sp The Green (12:45) (HD)                    Toe to Toe (2:15) (NR, ‘09) (HD)                Billy Elliot (4:05) (R) ››› (HD)
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TVTIMES                        THURSDAY EVENING                                        March 16-22, 2013                               46

                                                                                                           DSC Auction Kings WWI trench
7 p.m.                                                      Thursday                                       knife; opium tax stamp; Condor
                                                                                                           motorcycle. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
^ The Big Bang Theory Shel-                                                                                E! Burning Love Julie and Vi-
don finds himself competing        $ Entertainment Tonight (N)        call for independence from           vian reveal secrets; one lady is
with the gang for his mother’s     (CC) (HD)                          Spain. (CC) (TVG)                    sent home. (HD) (TV14)
attention when she visits. (CC)    _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC)        ± Without a Trace An up-and-         FX Anger Management Charlie
(HD) (TVPG)                        (HD) (TVG)                         coming executive for a clothing      wonders if his father is develop-
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        ) Best Of... (HD) (TVG)            company is abducted after a          ing Alzheimer’s. (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                        * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)     rooftop party. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      NICK See Dad Run David tries
$ omg! Insider (CC) (HD)           (TVPG)                             A&E The First 48 Miami detec-        to suppress his competitive na-
_ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)          + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        tives search for a killer of two;    ture after taking over as head
(TVG)                              (HD) (TVPG)                                                             coach. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                      a Cleveland man is found stran-
) Nightly Business Report          4 Are We There Yet? The                                                 TLC Say Yes to the Dress Ran-
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)                                                   gled in his apartment. (CC)
                                   family is skeptical of the house   (HD) (TV14)                          di wants a polka dot gown;
* Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC)                                                                                Mary is an opera singer; a dog
                                   sitters next door. (HD) (TVPG)     BET Rip the Runway 2013 Hip-
(HD) (TVG)                                                                                                 wedding. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                   ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            hop music meets high fashion.
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                   (TVPG)                             (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
4 Are We There Yet? Nick
                                   D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         COM It’s Always Sunny in             9 p.m.
confuses Kevin’s classmates
when speaking on Career Day.       H Two and a Half Men Evelyn        Philadelphia Dee discovers the
                                   finally meets Charlie and          biggest loser from high school       ^ H Glee The glee club per-
(HD) (TVPG)                                                                                                forms guilty pleasure songs.
? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            Chelsea. (CC) (HD) (TV14)          is successful. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                   L Family Guy Peter’s past life     DSC Auction Kings President          (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TVPG)                                                                                                     # + The Office During an in-
D Bay Area News at 7 (N)           in the 17th century as Griffin     Thomas Jefferson’s desk; an-
                                   Peterson. (CC) (TV14)              tique horse racing game; an un-      terview for a job in Philadel-
(CC) (HD)                                                                                                  phia, a manager gives Pam
H Two and a Half Men Charlie       ¨ California’s Gold Sequoia        derwater Army truck. (CC) (HD)
                                   National Forest’s Buck Rock        (TVPG)                               déjà-vu. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2)
begins to see Rose’s face                                                                                  (TVPG)
wherever he looks. (CC) (HD)       Fire Lookout, one of the first     E! The Soup (HD) (TV14)
                                   fire detection locations in the    FX Anger Management Charlie          $ White Collar FBI Agent Pe-
(TV14)                                                                                                     ter Burke and con-man Neal
L Family Guy Peter volunteers      Sierra Nevada Mountains. (CC)      gets a visit from his hypercriti-
                                   AMC The Walking Dead Rick          cal father; Charlie attempts to      Caffrey hunt vicious counterfeit-
Lois to compete in a boxing                                                                                er the “Dutchman.” (CC) (HD)
match. (CC) (TV14)                 leads the group out of Atlanta;    help Lacey with road rage. (HD)
                                   the search for someone who         (TV14)                               (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)
V Best Of... (HD) (TVG)                                                                                    _ * Grey’s Anatomy Positive
¨ Newsline (CC)                    has gone missing. (CC) (HD)        HIST Swamp People A hunter
                                   (TV14)                                                                  changes are made by the hos-
± Without a Trace The team                                            suffers a brutal alligator bite; a
                                                                                                           pital’s new management;
hunts for a man whose missing      BRAVO (7:45) The Real House-       cold front threatens the hunters
                                   wives of Atlanta The ladies are                                         Meredith worries about her un-
daughter was never found. (CC)                                        in the north. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       born baby. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                        Los Angeles bound; NeNe’s          LIFE Project Runway The de-
                                   temper explodes. (HD) (TV14)                                            ? L Beauty and the Beast A
A&E The First 48 A masked                                             signers must create outfits for      person seems to be framing
gunman kills a convenience-        COM The Daily Show With Jon        a male review. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                   Stewart Journalist Steven Brill.                                        the vigilante; a discovery
store clerk; a man is beaten to                                       NICK See Dad Run Amy is jeal-        changes Tess’ relationship with
death by numerous assailants.      (CC) (HD) (TV14)                   ous of David’s first wedding;
                                   DSC Auction Kings A seller                                              Cat. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                      the children set out to give Amy     D The Big Bang Theory Penny
COM The Colbert Report Actor       brings in buckets filled with      the wedding she deserves. (CC)
                                   sterling silver; USS Yorktown                                           makes a surprising revelation
James Franco. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                        (TVPG)                               about Leonard while on her
DSC Auction Kings An over-         locker; Red Baron kiddie ride.     OWN Dateline on OWN A hus-
                                   (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                        date with Stuart. (CC) (HD)
sized M16 training rifle; Vendo-                                      band keeps a secret from his         (TVPG)
rama pen dispenser; a butt-acti-   NICK Drake & Josh Drake pos-
                                                                      wife. (CC) (HD) (TV14)               ¨ The Greening of Eritrea:
vated musical chair. (CC) (HD)     es as a doctor to impress a
                                   young nurse; guest star John       SPIKE iMPACT Wrestling (N)           Seawater Brings Hope to
(TVPG)                                                                (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                   O’Hurley. (CC) (TVY7)                                                   Africa’s Coast Technology intro-
E! E! News (N) (HD)                                                   SYFY Warehouse 13 A mysteri-
                                   OWN Main Street Mysteries                                               duces sea water to desert ar-
HIST Swamp People Poachers                                            ous case of angry people who
                                   Someone tries twice to murder                                           eas of the nation, once plagued
invade the swamp and steal                                            are hallucinating. (CC) (HD)
                                   a law student. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                         by drought. (CC) (TVG)
high value gators from several                                        (TVPG)
                                   TLC Say Yes to the Dress Sec-                                           ± Without a Trace A white-col-
of the hunters; high stakes bet.                                      TLC Say Yes to the Dress Vio-
                                   ond-time bride Becky searches                                           lar criminal disappears while on
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                      let wants a tight and sexy gown
                                   for a dress to make up for her                                          his way to testify against a for-
LIFE Dance Moms The girls                                             to wear at her Dominican Re-
                                   first wedding disaster. (CC)                                            mer associate. (CC) (HD)
prepare for a group number                                            public wedding. (CC) (HD)
                                   (HD) (TVPG)                                                             (TV14)
that is a tribute to Rosa Parks;                                      (TVPG)                               A&E The First 48 A young fa-
the team competes. (CC) (HD)
                                                                      USA NCIS The team works to           ther is killed in a carjacking; a
(TVPG)
OWN Main Street Mysteries          8 p.m.                             solve the murder of a Marine         Miami musician is shot dead in
                                                                      on a dinner boat. (CC) (HD)          the street. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Husband leaves town without a      ^ H American Idol Contes-
trace after his wives body is                                         (TV14)                               AMC Comic Book Men The
                                   tants face elimination. (N                                              guys try to create their own
found. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)                                                comic book. (N) (CC) (HD)
SYFY Warehouse 13 The
team’s only hope is racing to
                                   (TV14)
                                   # + Community Jeff, Britta
                                                                      8:30 p.m.                            (TVPG)
the other side of the Earth to                                        # + 1600 Penn Emily vows             BET Real Husbands of Holly-
                                   and Annie help the dean recruit                                         wood Double date night for
hunt down a dangerous arti-        a wealthy potential student;       to help Skip after discovering
fact. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                he is one assignment away            Boris and Duane with their
                                   Abed starts a fraternity. (N)                                           wives. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
TLC Say Yes to the Dress Kelly     (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   from graduating college. (N)
searches for a Grace Kelly in-                                        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                     COM Workaholics Alice intro-
                                   _ * Wife Swap (Season Pre-                                              duces a new calling system;
spired gown; Deborah feels a       miere) (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)        D Friends Phoebe brings an
connection to Princess Diana.                                         annoying boyfriend to the            Blake imagines a future where
                                   4 Law & Order: Criminal In-                                             the machines have taken over.
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   tent Detectives investigate the    Gellers’ 35th-anniversary party.
USA NCIS The sole witness in                                          (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                   murder of the children of a                                             DSC Auction Kings A rare
an upcoming murder trial disap-    wealthy man. (CC) (HD) (TV14)      ¨ Burt Wolf: Travels & Tradi-
pears. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                               tions The pilgrimage road            1956 Mustang Pony motorcycle
                                   ? L The Vampire Diaries Re-                                             goes on the block; Stormtroop-
                                   alizing that Elena needs time      across northern Spain to Santi-
                                                                                                           er costume; air raid siren. (N)
                                   away, Damon takes her to New       ago. (CC) (TVG)
7:30 p.m.                          York. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)         BRAVO (8:45) The Real House-
                                                                                                           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                           E! Playing With Fire Setting up
^ The Big Bang Theory Penny        D Friends Jealous Ross             wives of Atlanta (HD) (TV14)         for the opening of the restau-
makes a surprising revelation      makes a surprise visit to          COM It’s Always Sunny in             rant, Toy; a menu change; a
about Leonard while on her         Rachel’s office; Monica likes a    Philadelphia Mac, Dennis and         quiet birthday dinner. (HD)
date with Stuart. (CC) (HD)        busboy. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           Charlie invest in barrels of
(TVPG)                             ¨ In the Americas With David       gasoline and sell them door to
# Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       Yetman Mexicans celebrate the      door. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                  Continued on next page
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FX Anger Management Char-           cases that may be connected.         TVLND Hot in Cleveland The            H 30 Rock Liz and Frank
lie’s dad falls in with a bad       (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     son Joy gave up stops by for a        make a pact; Jenna’s mother
crowd. (HD) (TV14)                  $ White Collar FBI Agent Pe-         visit; Victoria’s prison pen pal      visits. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
HIST Swamp People (N) (CC)          ter Burke and con man Neal           heads the ladies way. (CC) (HD)       L The Simpsons Homer cre-
(HD) (TVPG)                         Caffrey hunt vicious counterfeit-    (TVPG)                                ates a team, including author
LIFE Project Runway The de-         er the “Dutchman.” (CC) (HD)         USA NCIS A Marine is found            Neil Gaiman, to write the next
signers must create spring          (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)                 beaten to death in his back-          hit “tween” book. (CC) (TVPG)
looks worthy of appearing in        % Family Feud (CC) (HD)              yard. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                ¨ The Best of the Joy of
the windows of Lord & Taylor.       (TVPG)                                                                     Painting A beach and palm
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                _ * (10:02) Scandal Fitz’s                                                 trees painted within the shape
OWN Dateline on OWN A moth-         pick for Supreme Court Justice       10:30 p.m.                            of Florida. (CC) (TVG)
er disappears without a word.       is caught in an affair with          % Judge Judy A teen sues her          ± Criminal Minds The team
(HD) (TV14)                         Olivia’s new high-powered            sister for a guitar and a doll        must profile a serial killer, cov-
SYFY Warehouse 13 All hands         client. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)         collection; a lawsuit over veteri-    ered in tattoos, who commits
are on deck to prevent a small      4 It’s Always Sunny in               narian bills. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        suicide. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
town from being wiped off the       Philadelphia Frank accidentally      4 Scrubs J.D. and Dr. Cox             A&E (11:01) Bates Motel Wid-
map. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               gets into the child pageantry        grieve with their favorite pa-        ow Norma Bates and her shy
TBS The Big Bang Theory Shel-       business; Dee tries to get re-       tient. (CC) (TV14)                    teenage son, Norman, start life
don and Koothrappali attend a       venge on stage moms. (CC)            ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG)             anew in a secretive coastal
mixer; Leonard discovers that       (HD) (TV14)                          D Frasier Niles asks Frasier          town. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Penny believes in psychics.         ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD)         for advice about his marriage.        AMC Freakshow Todd hosts a
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    D Seinfeld Jerry receives bun-       (CC) (TVPG)                           “Freakshow” strongman compe-
TLC Say Yes to the Dress            dles of small residual checks        L The Office Jim heads a              tition. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
Amanda is looking for a dress       from his Japanese TV appear-         team that interviews appli-           BRAVO Watch What Happens:
with tons of embellishment;         ance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               cants, including several co-          Live Actress Shirley Manson.
Tamara is looking to make a         ± Criminal Minds The team            workers. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2)      (N)
statement. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         tracks a killer targeting illegal    (TV14)                                COM The Daily Show With Jon
TNT Monday Mornings Ty and          immigrants. (CC) (HD) (TV14)         ¨ America’s Heartland Veteri-         Stewart Actor Paul Rudd. (CC)
Tina receive a call from            A&E After the First 48 Cleve-        nary programs treat horses;           (HD) (TV14)
Afghanistan; Sydney thinks an       land detectives investigate the      Roswell, N.M., is sheep capital       DSC Auction Kings A rare
infant may have an undiag-          case of a young woman whose          of the U.S.; tupelo honey in          1956 Mustang Pony motorcycle
nosed issue. (CC) (HD) (TV14)       body was burned beyond recog-        Florida. (CC) (TVG)                   goes on the block; Stormtroop-
USA NCIS The team works to          nition. (N) (CC) (HD)                AMC Comic Book Men The                er costume; air raid siren. (CC)
solve a murder at a college fair.   AMC Immortalized Bill MacFar-        guys try to create their own          (HD) (TVPG)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    land challenges Beth Beverly;        comic book. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          E! Chelsea Lately Selena
                                    “Self-Portrait.” (N) (CC) (HD)       BRAVO (10:45) The Real                Gomez; Vanessa Hudgens; Bob-
                                    (TVPG)                               Housewives of Atlanta (HD)            by Lee; Morgan Murphy; Kurt
9:30 p.m.                           COM The Ben Show with Ben            (TV14)                                Braunohler. (N) (HD) (TV14)
# + (9:31) 1600 Penn Pres-          Hoffman Sketches include:            COM Nathan for You Nathan             FX BrandX With Russell Brand
ident Gilchrist and Emily try to    “The Retweeter”; “Obscene            helps an independent gas sta-         (N) (HD) (TVMA)
rekindle their romance by plan-     Spelling Bee”; “YoBitchuaries”;      tion by coming up with the            HBO Taxicab Confessions: New
ning a date night. (N) (CC) (HD)    Norm MacDonald. (N) (CC) (HD)        world’s greatest rebate. (N)          York, New York New York City
(TVPG)                              (TV14)                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)                      passengers reveal secrets to
                                    DSC Property Wars A commu-                                                 cabdrivers. (CC) (TVMA)
D The Big Bang Theory Shel-                                              DSC Property Wars: Boom or
                                    nication error between Lou and                                             HIST (11:02) Only in America
don finds himself competing                                              Bust Scott returns from his
                                    Scott may jeopardize an expen-                                             With Larry the Cable Guy Larry
with the gang for his mother’s      sive piece of property. (N) (CC)     wedding; a rural home holds
attention when she visits. (CC)                                          some weird surprises. (N) (CC)        spends some time around New
                                    (HD) (TVPG)                                                                Orleans, goes gar fishing and
(HD) (TVPG)                         E! After Lately Chris and            (HD) (TVPG)
¨ The Adventists The history                                             E! After Lately (HD) (TV14)           tackles the French Quarter.
                                    Heather try to set up Chelsea;                                             (CC) (HD) (TV14)
of Seventh-day Adventists in-       Brad tries to sneak onto the         FX Legit Jim goes to volunteer
cludes the Great Disappoint-                                             at Billy’s adult care facility. (N)   OWN Dateline on OWN A hus-
                                    lot. (HD) (TV14)                                                           band keeps a secret from his
ment and Dr. John Harvey Kel-       FX Archer Archer and Lana ex-        (HD) (TVMA)
logg. (CC) (TVG)                                                         HBO (10:45) Game of Thrones:          wife. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    tract an agent from Morocco.                                               SHOW Gigolos Garren sends
AMC Freakshow Todd hosts a          (N) (HD) (TVMA)                      A Gathering Storm Highlights
“Freakshow” strongman compe-                                             from the second season of the         the Gigolos to a dude ranch to
                                    HBO (10:15) Girls Hannah                                                   compete; Ash and his date get
tition. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)        must write her book in a single      series. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
BET Second Generation                                                    LIFE Preachers’ Daughters             steamy at a restaurant. (CC)
                                    day; Marnie misinterprets Char-                                            (HD) (TVMA)
Wayans (CC) (HD)                    lie’s intentions; Ray makes a        Olivia gets the paternity test re-
BRAVO (9:45) The Real House-                                             sults; Taylor lies to her parents     STARZ Spartacus: War of the
                                    career move in hopes of im-                                                Damned Spartacus and Crixus
wives of Atlanta Porsha waits       pressing Shoshanna. (CC) (HD)        and attends a party. (CC) (HD)
until she’s with Kordell to take                                         (TV14)                                clash over strategy when their
                                    (TVMA)                                                                     forces become stranded on a
a pregnancy test; NeNe travels      HIST Big Rig Bounty Hunters          OWN NY ER A worker struck
to New York. (HD) (TV14)                                                 with hot tar; a cyclist hit by a      snowbound ridge; Crassus los-
                                    The Ex-Cons chase down a                                                   es control of those closest to
COM Tosh.0 (CC) (HD) (TV14)         missing load with a big bounty;      taxi; a young doctor finds love.
DSC Auction Kings A saddle                                               (HD) (TV14)                           him. (CC) (TVMA)
                                    Korchenko and Marshall search                                              SYFY Warehouse 13 Pete and
commissioned by the King of         scrap yards. (N) (CC) (HD)           TBS The Big Bang Theory
Morocco; Delfino works on a                                              Leonard is horrified when his         Myka investigate a hockey play-
                                    (TV14)                                                                     er who is miraculously recover-
pair of drive-in movie speakers.    OWN NY ER A man shot in the          mother visits. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
(N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                     TRUTV Upload With Shaquille           ing from his injuries. (CC) (HD)
                                    chest; a bizarre eating disorder.                                          (TVPG)
FX Anger Management Charlie         (HD) (TV14)                          O’Neal Shaq cheers up a de-
tries to help his patient with a                                         pressed cat; Shaq auditions for       TBS Conan Amy Poehler; Kevin
                                    SYFY Warehouse 13 Pete and                                                 Pollak; Ke$ha. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
placebo pill. (HD) (TV14)           Claudia reunite with Hugo to         a movie; comic Loni Love. (HD)
TBS The Big Bang Theory Shel-                                            TVLND Hot in Cleveland                TLC Say Yes to the Dress
                                    track down a deadly artifact at                                            Amanda is looking for a dress
don tries to help Penny under-      his nephew’s prep school. (CC)       Melanie and Joy’s plan back-
stand Leonard’s work; Wolowitz                                           fires; Elka’s unexpected pro-         with tons of embellishment;
                                    (HD) (TVPG)                                                                Tamara is looking to make a
gets jealous. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      TBS The Big Bang Theory              posal; Victoria old flame has a
TLC Say Yes to the Dress Mar-                                            heart attack. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        statement. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                    Leonard and Sheldon turn to                                                TNT Law & Order A gifted
go,who lost her hair due to can-    their friends to create a state-
cer treatments,wants to feel                                                                                   young man is investigated
                                    of-the-art security system. (CC)
beautiful; mom of quadruplets.      (HD) (TVPG)                          11 p.m.                               when a trustee at a boys
                                                                                                               school is killed. (CC) (HD)
(CC) (HD) (TVPG)                    TLC What Not to Wear A for-          ^ Seinfeld Jerry receives bun-        (TVPG)
                                    mer beauty queen has fallen          dles of small residual checks         TRUTV Storage Hunters Bran-
                                    victim to her frumpy wardrobe.       from his Japanese TV appear-
10 p.m.                             (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 ance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                               don and Lori take a risk on a
                                                                                                               large covered item; their archri-
# + (10:01) Law & Order:            TNT Law & Order A woman’s            ` Late Show With David Let-           val wins a locker. (HD)
Special Victims Unit FBI Agent      attempt to kill her husband is       terman (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
Dana Lewis partners with SVU        linked to a fertility doctor. (CC)   4 Cash Cab (CC) (TVG)
to investigate multiple unsolved    (HD) (TVPG)                          D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   Continued on next page
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                   NBC Bay Area News Extra (N) Access               Communi- 1600 Penn The Office 1600 Penn Law & Order: Special Bay Area Jay Leno
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    bond with Juliet’s stepfather.               Live Ellen Pompeo; Brad Ke-           travel to Niagara Falls to cele-       pair of drive-in movie speakers.
    (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                             selowski; Lianne La Havas per-        brate Jim and Pam’s wedding.           (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
                                                 forms. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)           (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TV14)         E! E! News (HD)
                                                                                       ¨ Out of Ireland (CC) (TVG)            SHOW Gigolos Nick injures
    11:30 p.m.                                   4 According to Jim Jim
                                                 makes up a story about his            AMC Immortalized Bill MacFar-          Brace’s back; Vin helps a di-
    ^ How I Met Your Mother                      construction office catching          land challenges Beth Beverly;          vorcee get back in the game;
    Marshall and Lily consider hav-                                                    “Self-Portrait.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      Steven explores swing sex.
                                                 fire. (CC) (TVPG)
    ing a baby. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                                                       BRAVO Kathy Actors Jesse               (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                                 ? Entertainment Tonight (N)
    # + (11:34) The Tonight                                                            Tyler Ferguson, Darren Criss           TLC Say Yes to the Dress Mar-
    Show With Jay Leno Dwayne                    (CC) (HD)                             and Lily Tomlin. (N)                   go,who lost her hair due to can-
    Johnson; Chris Paul; Atlas Ge-               D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)           COM (11:31) The Colbert Re-            cer treatments,wants to feel
    nius performs. (N) (CC) (HD)                 H 30 Rock As part of a com-           port Paola Antonelli, Senior Cu-       beautiful; mom of quadruplets.
    (TV14)                                       panywide environmental initia-        rator of Architecture and De-          TRUTV Storage Hunters A new-
    $ 30 Rock Liz and Frank                      tive, Jack creates a green mas-       sign. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                 bie steals a prize unit from the
    make a pact; Jenna’s mother                  cot for the network. (CC) (HD)        DSC Auction Kings A saddle             regulars; Brandon and Lori un-
    visits. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                     (TV14)                                commissioned by the King of            earth a five-alarm find. (HD)
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                     The First 48 A drug      The First 48 (CC) (HD) The First 48 (CC) (HD) The First 48 (N) (CC) After the First 48 (N) Bates Motel (11:01)
              A&E deal turns deadly.          (TVPG)                  (TV14)                   (HD) (TV14)             (CC) (HD)                (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                     Constantine (5) (R, ‘05) ››          The Walking Dead Rick leads the Comic            Freak-      Immortal- Comic          Freak-      Immortal-
             AMC     (Keanu Reeves) (CC) (HD)             group out of Atlanta. (CC) (TV14) Book Men show (N) ized (N) Book Men show                        ized (CC)
                     Battleground: Rhino North Woods Law (N) Battleground: Rhino North Woods Law                       Battleground: Rhino North Woods Law
             ANIM    Wars (N) (TV14)          (HD) (TVPG)             Wars (TV14)              (HD) (TVPG)             Wars (TV14)              (CC) (TVPG)
                     106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live “Top 10 Count- Rip the Runway 2013 Husbands- Second                 The Cookout (PG-13, ‘04) › (Ja Rule, Tim
              BET    down” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         Ho.                     Meadows) (CC)
                     Confess The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives House-                             What Hap- Kathy (N)
            BRAVO                 of Atlanta (6:45)       of Atlanta (7:45)        of Atlanta (8:45)       of Atlanta (9:45)        wives/Atl. pens
                     Reba         Reba        Reba (7:09) (CC) (HD) Reba           Reba        Ron White’s Vegas Salute to the Ron White’s Comedy Salute to
             CMT     (5:53)       (6:31)      (TVPG)                  (7:47)       (8:24)      Troops 2013 (CC) (TV14)              the Troops 2012 (CC) (TV14)
             CNBC    Amer. Greed              American Greed          Mad Money (HD)           Amer. Greed             American Greed           Paid Prog. Hair Rest.
                     Piers Morgan Live (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Live                 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront
              CNN    (HD) (Live)              (CC) (HD)               (HD)                     (HD)                    (CC) (HD)                (HD)
                     South        Tosh.0      Colbert     Daily       Always       Always      Worka-      Tosh.0      The Ben Nathan for Daily             Colbert
             COM     Park (CC) (TV14)         Report      Show        Sunny        Sunny       holics      (TV14)      Show         You (N)     Show        Report
                     SportsNet Inside the Clubhouse Giants Classic Games - Championship Edition “2012 World Series                  SportsNet Chronicle Live
            CSNBA    Central (N)                          Game 1: Detroit Tigers vs. Giants”                                        Central (N)
                     Capitol Hill Hearings (5)                                                                         Capitol Hill Hearings
             CSPN
                     Auction    Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Property Property Auction Auction
              DSC Kings         Kings      Kings       Kings        Kings         Kings       Kings (N) Kings (N) Wars (N) Wars                  Kings         Kings
                    Kourtney and Kim       E! News (N) (HD)         The Soup Burning Playing With Fire (HD) After Late- After Late- Chelsea E! News
                E! Take Miami (TV14)                                (TV14)        Love                                  ly           ly          Lately (N) (HD)
                    Winter X Games (4) Tignes. (N Same-day Tape) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN (CC) (HD)                                         (HD) (Live)               (HD) (Live)               (HD) (Live)              (HD) (Live)
                    Cheerleading (HD)      Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Live (CC) (HD)            NASCAR Sports-            College GameDay          30 for 30 (HD)
             ESPN2                         (CC) (HD) (Live)                                   Now (N) Center            Scoreboard (N) (CC)
                    America’s Funniest Happy Gilmore (PG-13, ‘96) ›› (Adam San- Happy Gilmore (PG-13, ‘96) ›› (Adam San- The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM Home Videos (TVPG) dler, Christopher McDonald) (HD)                         dler, Christopher McDonald) (HD)                   (HD) (TVPG)
              FNC Hannity (N) (HD)         Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity (HD)                          Greta Van Susteren The Five (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (TVG)            Sweet Genius (HD)        Chopped (TVG)             Chopped (HD)              Anne Burrell             Worst Cooks
                    Taken (PG-13, ‘08) ››› (Liam Neeson, Maggie Anger             Anger       Anger          Anger      Archer (N) Legit (N) BrandX With Russell
                FX Grace) (HD)                                                                                          (TVMA)       (TVMA)      Brand (N) (TVMA)
              HALL Brady        Brady      Brady       Brady        Frasier       Frasier     Frasier        Frasier    Frasier      Frasier     Frasier       Frasier
              HIST Big Rig Bounty          Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (N)                         Big Rig Bounty           Larry the Cable Guy
                    Selling     Selling    Hunters House            Income Property “Mar- Rehab Ad- Rehab Ad- House                  Hunters Hawaii            Hawaii
             HGTV New York New York Int’l              Hunters li & Toby” (TVG)               dict (TVG) dict (TVG) Hunters Int’l                Life (TVG) Life (TVG)
                    Dance Moms Military- Dance Moms The girls Project Runway “Take Project Runway The designers                      Preachers’ Daughters To Be An-
              LIFE inspired group dance. prepare for a tribute. It All Off!” (TVPG)           must create spring looks. (N)          (CC) (HD) (TV14)          nounced
            MSNBC Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                  The Ed Show (HD)          Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word                   Hardball Matthews
                    Ridicu-     Ridicu-    Ridicu-     Ridicu-      Ridicu-       Ridicu-     Ridicu-        Ridicu-    Ridicu-      Failoso- Ridicu-          Failoso-
              MTV lousness lousness lousness lousness lousness lousness lousness lousness lousness phy (N)                                       lousness phy (TV14)
                    Sponge- Sponge- Sponge- Drake & See Dad See Dad Full House Full House The Nanny The Nanny Friends                                          Friends
              NICK Bob          Bob        Bob         Josh         Run (CC) Run (CC) (TVG)                  (TVG)      (TVPG)       (TVPG)      (TVPG)        (11:33)
              OWN Main St Main St Main St Main St Dateline on OWN                             Dateline on OWN           NY ER        NY ER       Dateline on OWN
              OXY Cruel Intentions (R, ‘99) ››, Ryan Phillippe Snapped: Killer                Snapped: Killer           She’s All That (PG-13, ‘99) ››
                    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (5:08) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                  Bellator MMA Live (N) (HD) (TV14)
             SPIKE (PG-13, ‘06) ›› (Lucas Black) (HD)
                    Warehouse 13 “Stand” Warehouse 13 “A New Warehouse 13 “An Evil Warehouse 13 All                     Warehouse 13 Track Warehouse 13 “No
              SYFY (CC) (TVPG)             Hope” (TVPG)             Within” (TVPG)            hands on deck. (CC) down a deadly artifact. Pain, No Gain” (TVPG)
                    2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament (6:15) Second Round: Teams TBA. Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan Amy Poehler;
               TBS (N) (HD) (Live)                                                            Theory         Theory     Theory       Theory      Kevin Pollak; Ke$ha.
              TCM Compulsion (5) (NR) Down to the Sea in Ships, ‘49 ›› Premiere. Kim (9:15) (G, ‘50) ››› (Errol Flynn)                           Boy-Green Hr
                    Island      Island     Say Yes, Say Yes, Say Yes, Say Yes, Say Yes, Say Yes, What Not to Wear (N) Say Yes, Say Yes,
               TLC Medium Medium Dress                 Dress        Dress         Dress       Dress          Dress      (CC) (TVPG)              Dress         Dress
                    2013        2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament (6:45) Second Round: Monday Mornings                    Law & Order “Seed” Law & Order
               TNT NCAA         Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                               (CC) (HD) (TV14)          (CC) (TVPG)              “Wannabe” (TVPG)
                    Adventure Regular Regular Annoying Incredible Regular King of                            King of    American American Family               Family
             TOON Time          Show       Show        Orange (N) Crew (N) Show               the Hill       the Hill   Dad (CC) Dad (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu- Mysteries at the Mu-
              TRAV seum (N) (TVPG)         seum (CC) (TVPG)         seum (CC) (TVPG)          seum (CC) (TVPG)          seum (CC) (TVPG)         seum (CC) (TVPG)
             TRUTV 2013 NCAA               2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                                   Inside Madness          Upload      Storage Storage
                    The Cosby The Cosby Golden         Golden       Golden        Golden      Golden         Golden     Hot in       Hot in      The King The King
            TVLAND Show         Show       Girls       Girls        Girls         Girls       Girls          Girls      Cleveland Cleveland of Queens of Queens
                    NCIS A member of the NCIS “False Witness” NCIS “Ships in the              NCIS A murder at a        NCIS A Marine is found Psych Bonding with
              USA team reminisces.         (CC) (TVPG)              Night” (CC) (TV14)        college fair. (TVPG)      beaten to death.         Juliet’s stepfather.
                    Shocking 40 Most Shocking          Dirty Dancing (PG-13, ‘87) ››› (Jennifer Grey) A shel-           Wicked Single (HD) Dirty Dancing (PG-13,
              VH-1 Breakups Breakups (6:25)            tered teen falls for a street-wise dance instructor.             (TV14)                   ‘87) ›››
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            WGN-A                          Nine        Videos       Home Videos (TVPG) ment                  ment       (TV14)       (TV14)      (TV14)        Sunny
                    Good-       Jessie     Shake It Austin & Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam (NR, ‘10) ›                     Austin & Good-           A.N.T.        Austin &
              DISN Charlie      (TVG)      Up! (TVG) Ally (TVG) (Demi Lovato, Kevin Jonas) (CC) (HD)                    Ally (TVG) Charlie       Farm          Ally (TVG)
              ENC Junior (6:10) (PG-13, ‘94) ›››                    Bringing Down the House, ‘03 ››                     Bad Teacher (9:50) ››                  Bulletprf
                    Arthur (PG-13, ‘11) ›› (Russell Brand, Helen Fight            This Means War (PG-13, ‘12) ›,        Girls        Game of Taxicab Confessions:
              HBO Mirren) (CC) (HD)                                 Game          Chris Pine (CC) (HD)                  (10:15)      Thrones New York, New York
              MAX From Dusk Till Dawn (6:10) (HD)                   The Long Kiss Goodnight (R) (HD)                    Contraband (R, ‘12) ›› (HD)
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             SHOW (5), ‘11 › Dempsey) (CC) (HD)                     (HD) (TVMA)                                                                  (TVMA)        (TVMA)
             STARZ The Pirates! Band of Misfits (PG) Men in Black II (7:40)                   XXX: State of the Union (9:15) ››                  Spartacus: War

                  Movies                 Children’s                                                                                                    Sports
              TMC My Left Foot (R, ‘89) ››› (HD)                    Standing in the Shadows of Motown ›››               I Will Follow (NR) (HD)                Budz Hse
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                   TMZ (N) Dish Na- Friends            Frasier     Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Cops                    4:30am      KTVU Morning News
               ^ (TVPG)        tion (N)    (TVPG)      (TVPG)      gram         gram          gram          gram       (TV14)      Newscast Early Edition (N)
               # Jay Leno Jimmy Fallon                 Daly        Today (2:05) (TVPG) Mad Money (HD)                  Early Tdy News          News        News
                   Entertain- Inside Edi- Pastor Melissa Scott Improve Best Sex The Doctors (CC)                       KRON 4 Early News (N) (CC)
               $ ment Ton. tion (N) (TVPG)                         Memory Ever                (HD) (TV14)
                   To Be An- Late Show With David KPIX 5           The People’s Court         Up to the Minute         CBS Morn- KPIX 5        KPIX 5 News Early
               % nounced Letterman (12:35)             News        (2:12) (CC) (TVPG)         (3:12) (N)               ing News News           Edition (N) (HD)
               & Charlie Rose (N)          T. Smiley Desert        Life Is a Banquet          Frontline (TVPG)         Get Real! Wise          NOVA (TVG)
                   Jimmy       Nightline News Re- ABC World News Now (1:42) (N) (CC) (HD)                              America ABC7            ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                                                                               Morning News            (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)          Business Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News              Scrubs      Paid Prog. ABC World News Now (2:35) (N) (CC)                   Morning News
               + Jay Leno Jimmy Fallon                 Daly        Today (2:05) (TVPG) The Jeff Probst Show Early Tdy Today                    Today in the Bay (N)
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics Frasier               Drop Lbs! Muffin Top? (2:32)             Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am
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               H Seinfeld Dish Nat. Raymond Raymond King/Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Dish Nat. TMZ (N) News                                       FOX 40 News at 5AM
               J Auction Auction Pagado Pagado Pagado Auction Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado
               L Rules         King        Raymond Amer. Dad Raymond Chris                    Excused The Ricki Lake Show Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog.
               P Decisiones (TVPG)                     Pagado      Pagado       Pagado        Pagado        Pagado     Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado
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               V T. Smiley Microbes Best Of... (HD) (TVG)
               ¨ Liv’g         For Home Garden         Calif. Gold Americas Burt Wolf Green                 The Adventists (TVG) America Paint             Ireland
               ± Criminal Minds (TV14) NUMB3RS (TVPG)              NUMB3RS Serial killer. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Journey Aspiring Paid Prog. Dr. Ho                        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. I Speak
              A&E The First 48 (12:01) The First 48 (1:01)         After the First 48         Bates Motel (3:02)       Paid Prog. Deep         Weight      Paid Prog.
              AMC Comic        Freak       Immortal Escape From New York ››› (HD)                           Comic      Comic       Comic       Freak       Immortal
              ANIM Battleground            Battleground            North Woods Law            Orangutan Eden           Big Cat     Big Cat     Dogs 101 (TVPG)
              BET Wendy Williams Show Soul Food (R) ››› (Vanessa L. Williams)                 One Mic One Mic BET Inspiration (TVG)                        Popoff
            BRAVO Kathy (N) Housewives/Atl.            Fashion The Kandi Factory                            Fashion Octspring Derm             Drop Lbs! Paid Prog.
              CMT True Blue: Ten Years Ron White’s Comedy Salute to             Blue/TV Hair Tool Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)                  CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Mad Money (HD)             Worldwide Exchange Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD)
              CNN Piers Morgan Live        Anderson Cooper 360 Early Start With Berman & Sambolin                      Starting Point (N) (HD)
              COM Tosh.0       Tosh.0      Daily       Colbert     Nathan       Ben Show Gary Gulman                   Sunny       Comedy Octspring Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet Game 365 Chronicle Live                SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Capitol Hill Hearings (10)                                                  Capitol Hill Hearings Washington Journal
              DSC Property Property Auction Auction Auction Auction Williams Free                                      ShopCoins Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! E! News Chelsea After Late Burning Chelsea Chelsea Playing With Fire                                 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)          SportsCenter (CC)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 30 for 30 (11) (HD)     College GameDay         SportsNation (CC)          Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
              FAM Prince       Prince      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVPG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Prince                    Life Today
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)         The O’Reilly Factor FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD)
             FOOD Chopped (HD)             Anne Burrell            Worst Cooks                Chopped (TVG)            Cakes       Invention Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               FX Archer       Legit       BrandX With             Archer       Legit         More Sex Defrosting Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kitchen
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers           Cheers        Frasier       Frasier    Frasier     Frasier     Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST Swamp People (12:01) Swamp People (1:01) Big Rig Bounty                    Larry the Cable Guy Hair Rest. Free              Paid Prog. ShopCoins
             HGTV Rehab        Rehab       Hunters Hunt Intl Hawaii             Hawaii        Income Property          Paid Prog. Fat Loss Paid Prog. Workout
              LIFE Project Runway (CC) Project Runway (1:02) (TVPG)             Preachers’ Daughters TBA               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Back Fat? Nopalea
            MSNBC The Ed Show (HD)         Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD)
              MTV Ridic.       Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.       Ridic.        Failoso       Pranked Pranked Pranked Pranked Pranked
              NICK Friends Friends George              George Lopez (1:45) George             George        My Wife My Wife Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Full House
              OXY Cruel Intentions (R, ‘99) ››, Ryan Phillippe House (CC) (TV14)              Workout Paid Prog. Zumba Fit Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Workout
             SPIKE Bellator MMA Live (HD) (TV14)                   Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Defrosting Paid Prog.
              SYFY Warehouse 13 (TVPG) Warehouse 13 (TVPG) Warehouse 13 (TVPG) Warehouse 13 (TVPG) Warehouse 13 (TV14) Stranded (HD)
              TBS The Office The Office Conan (CC) (TV14)          Seinfeld Jim               Married       Married    Married     Married     Married     Married
              TCM Boy Hair The Careless Years (12:45) ››           Port of Shadows (NR, ‘38) ››› Ruby Gentry (NR, ‘52) ››                      I Confess (NR) ›››
              TLC What Not to Wear         Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Defrosting Hair Rest. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              TNT Supernatural (TV14) Cold Case (TV14)             Leverage (TVPG)            The Closer (TV14)        NUMB3RS (TVPG)          Angel (CC) (TV14)
             TOON Newsread Aqua Unit Squidbill. Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Newsread Boosh                               Squidbill. King/Hill King/Hill
             TRUTV Storage Storage World’s Dumbest...              World’s Dumbest...         Storage Storage The Investigators                Forensic Paid Prog.
            TVLAND The King of Queens King             Raymond Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Home Imp. Home Imp.
              USA Law & Order: SVU         House (1:01) (TV14) Finding Neverland (2:01) (PG) ››› (HD)                  Law Order: CI           Law Order: CI
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            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Prince                       Creflo D. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              DISN Wizards Wizards Deck                Deck        Good         Good          Wizards Wizards Deck                 Deck        Good        Phineas
              ENC Bulletproof (11:30) › Get Carter (R, ‘00) ›                   Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2:45) (R) ››› (Uma Thurman)                 Bringing Down
              HBO Game Change (12:05) ››› (HD)                     The Matrix Revolutions (2:05) (R) ›› (HD)                       The Descendants (4:20) ›››
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              MAX Busty Housewives         Green Lantern (1:15) ›› (HD)                       Young Adam (3:10), ‘03 ›› (HD)                   Femme       Watchers
             SHOW Lies         Bill Bellamy’s Ladies Night         Loosies, ‘11 › (HD)                      Disappearance of Alice             Two Family House (R)
             STARZ Laws of Attraction ››               Straw Dogs (1:35) (R, ‘11) ›› (CC)                   The Lady (R, ‘11) ›› Premiere. (CC)            Hang Up
              TMC Budz House (11:30) Wet Hot American Summer ›› SuicideGirls: Retrospective (2:40) Exit Through the Gift Shop (4:10) Filmmaker
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              #     KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Spring fling; wedding registries. (N)         Live With Kelly          Today (N) (CC)          Anderson Live (N)
              $     KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC)                                                  Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) California Bay Area
               % KPIX 5 News Early
                    Edition (N) (HD)
                                           CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                  2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams 2013
                                                                                           TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                     NCAA
               & Stretches Wild Kratt Arthur           Martha      Curious Cat in the Super              Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger              Sid
                    ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)                    Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD)          ABC7         Be a Mil-
               _ (N) (CC) (HD)                                                             Michael (CC) (TVPG) (TV14)                       News         lionaire
               ) Raggs          Cat in the Tiger       Caillou (N) Curious Cat in the Super              Dinosaur Clifford       Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY)
               * News                      Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD)              News 10 at 9 (N)         The View (TV14)         News         Sac & Co
               + Today in the Bay (N) Today Spring fling; wedding registries. (N) (CC) (HD)                                                 News         30 Rock
               ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD)                         2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                               NCAA
               . Al Despertar              ·Despierta América! (N) (HD)                                                                     Rosa de Guadalupe
               4 Auction Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog. Muffin Top? (TVG)                   Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Steve Wilkos Show          Baggage News
               : Paid Prog. Auction Auction KBS News Fruity Pie China                      Auction Auction J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing
               ? Good Day 6a               Good Day                Good Day                Good Day Sac’mento Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy
               @ Journal People            Journal     Kick Off! Journal       World Sto Journal         Germany Journal         Euromaxx Journal        Global
               D Jillian        Paid Prog. Auction Derm            Funny Home Videos Trisha Goddard                 The Dr. Oz Show         The Dr. Oz Show
               H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show The Ricki Lake Show
               J Shepherd’s Chapel Auction Pagado Safari                       Pagado      Película                                         Don Cheto
               L Copeland Prince           Life Today Paid Prog. The Ricki Lake Show Judge               Judge      Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court
               P Anita No Te Rajes         Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG)                                             Acceso       Secretario Historias de
               R Pagado Pagado Botánica Pagado S’pr Libro Pagado Pagado Moda 15 Show                                             Lágrimas Cambio de Vida
               V Zoboom Raggs              Sesame Street (TVY) WordWrld Tiger              Caillou       Sid        Curious Cat in the Cliff Pup Clifford
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               ¨ Morning Cup O Jazz Liv’g              For Home Garden         Yoga        Body Elec. Sit/Be Fit C. Stretch Knitting Beads               Sewing
               ± Key/David Nopalea Paid Prog. Auction Bible                    Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog. Two-Two Babar
               ¥ Auction Wommack J. Meyer Prince                   Life Today Grace        The 700 Club (TVPG) Health                       Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              A&E Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dog            Dog         Dog         Dog         Beyond Scared            Beyond Scared           Beyond Scared
              AMC Hair Rest. Nopalea Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Big Trouble in Little China, ‘86 ›› (HD)                   Escape-N.Y.
              ANIM Tanked: Unfiltered      Tanked: Unfiltered      Tanked: Unfiltered      Tanked: Unfiltered       Tanked: Unfiltered      Tanked: Unfiltered
               BET BET Inspiration (TVG)                           Parkers     Parkers     Parkers Parkers          Parkers      Parkers    Stomp the Yard
            BRAVO Dukes of Brad Wrld Rachel Zoe Project Million Dollar LA                  Million Dollar LA        Million Dollar LA       Million Dollar LA
              CMT CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)        CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD)                                            Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N)              Street Signs (N) (CC)
              CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD)                            CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N)
              COM Defrosting Paid Prog. Loss           Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Entourage Comedy Daily                   Colbert    Jim Gaffigan
            CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Anderson Paid Prog.
             CSPN Public Affairs                                                                                                            Politics & Public Pol
              DSC Weight        Creflo D. Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away                    Almost, Away            Fatal Encounters
                E! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. E! News (HD)              Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Fatal Beauty: 15 Most Notorious Women
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)         SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)         Winter X Games Tignes. (N) (CC)
             ESPN2 Mike and Mike           First Take (N) (CC) (HD)                        First Take (CC)          SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (N)
              FAM J. Meyer Nopalea Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World 700 Club The 700 Club (TVPG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG)
              FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD)                      Happening Now (N) (HD)                           America Live (N) (HD)
             FOOD Paid Prog. Nopalea Paid Prog. Agele$$ Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Big Daddy Challenge (HD)                           Good Eats Unwrap
                FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Smarter Smarter Save the Last Dance (PG-13) ››› (Julia Stiles) (HD)                     Tooth Fairy (PG, ‘10) ›› (HD)
              HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG)
              HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Save Our History          April 1865 Lincoln’s assassination. (TVPG)       Cowboys & Outlaws Cowboys & Outlaws
             HGTV Paid Prog. Dime          Selling NY Marriage My First My First My First My First My First My First My First My First
              LIFE Williams Paid Prog. Balancing All Mixed Will/Grace Will/Grace Frasier                 Frasier    Frasier      Frasier    Chris        Chris
            MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N)                     Alex Wagner              Andrea Mitchell         News Nation (N)
              MTV Pranked Pranked Pranked Pranked Pranked Pranked Pranked: Pranked Ridic.                                        Ridic.     Ridic.       Ridic.
              NICK Full House Full House Turtles       Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora...                       Dora...    Bubble       Bubble
              OWN Nate Berkus              Rachael Ray (TVG)       Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG)
              OXY Simple        I’m Having Their Baby The Duchess (PG-13, ‘08) ››› (Keira Knightley) (CC)           Pride & Prejudice (PG, ‘05) ››› (CC)
             SPIKE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. DEA (TV14)                     DEA (10:13) (HD) (TV14)              DEA
              SYFY Paid Prog. Fat Loss Paid Prog. Williams Mimic 2 (R, ‘01) › (Alix Koromzay) (HD)                  In the Spider’s Web (NR, ‘07) › (CC) (HD)
               TBS Married Married Earl                Earl        Prince      Payne       Payne         Browns Amer. Dad 2013 NCAA Tournament
              TCM I Confess Take the High Ground (6:45) (NR, ‘53) ››› Phantom of the Rue Morgue ›› The Hanging Tree (NR) ››› (Gary Cooper)
               TLC 19 Kids and Counting Baby’s         Multiples Baby          Baby        Baby          Baby       Emergency Level One Say Yes Say Yes
               TNT Smallville (TVPG)       Charmed (TVPG)          Charmed (TVPG)          Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) 2013 NCAA
             TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10              Beyblade Pokemon Surf’s Up (PG, ‘07) ››› (HD)                             Scooby     Scooby       Looney
              TRAV Homes        Homes      Street Eats (TVPG)      Mexico Beach            Florida Beach            Caribbean Bch           No Reservation
             TRUTV Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog. Paid Prog. NCAA Tip-Off (N) (HD) (Live)                2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
            TVLAND Drop Lbs! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Boston Legal (TVPG) Van Dyke Van Dyke Love Lucy Love Lucy Griffith                         Griffith
              USA Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU         Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU
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            WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger
              DISN Chugging Octonauts Mickey           Mickey      Doc McSt. Pirates       Sofia         Sofia      Dog          Jessie     Good         Austin
              ENC Bringing Down            The Net (6:55) (PG-13, ‘95) ››                  The Recruit (8:50) (PG-13, ‘03) ››               Jack (10:50)
              HBO Game          Dudley Do-Right (HD)               Cowboys & Aliens, ‘11 ›› (HD)                    A Thousand Words (PG-13) ›           Master
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             SHOW Two Family House (R) Agent Cody Banks (7:15), ‘03 (HD)                   Happy Accidents (R) ›› (HD)                      Wild Child (PG-13)
             STARZ Hanging Up (5:45) ››                The Haunted Mansion (7:20) ›› XXX: State of the Union (8:50)              The Bourne Supremacy (10:40)
              TMC The Parent Trap (6:05) (G) (HD)                  Blame It on the Bellboy (8:15)        Elvis Has Left the Building (9:35) Trouble-Bliss
                  Movies                 Children’s          Please check daily TV grids for updates                     News                     Sports
TVTIMES                                   FRIDAY AFTERNOON                                             March 16-22, 2013                                   52

                      Noon 12:30 1 pm                    1:30       2 pm         2:30       3 pm        3:30       4 pm        4:30       5 pm         5:30
              ^     News      Winning Trisha Goddard              Maury (CC) (TV14)       Anderson Live (N)      The Dr. Oz Show         News at 5pm (N)
              #     News                  Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (TVG)         Katie (CC) (TVPG)      The Dr. Oz Show         News         NBC News
              $     RV        Paid Prog. Auction 30 Rock Insider              Inside Ed. The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News
                    2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament               Rachael Ray “If
               % Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (11:30) Shoe Fits” (TVG)the            Judge
                                                                                          Judy
                                                                                                      CBS        2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second
                                                                                                      Evening Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)
               & WordWrld Barney          Caillou (N) Clifford    Secrets of the Dead Nature (CC) (TVPG) Viewfinder Newsline News                     Business
                    The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD)                  ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7                World
               _ (TVPG)                   (CC) (TVPG)             lionaire    (TVG)       (TVPG)                 (N) (CC) (HD)           News         News
               ) Charlie Rose (TVPG) Check            Kitchen Cooking News                PBS NewsHour (N)       News        Tiger       Cat in the Wild Kratt
               * The Chew (TVPG)          General Hospital (N) Jeopardy! California The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres                 News         ABC News
               + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (N)                   Ellen DeGeneres         News         NBC News
               ` 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                  The Price Is Right (N) News         CBS News 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
               . Hoy (HD)                                         Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N)          El Gordo y la Flaca     Primer Impacto (N)
               4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle                          Jerry Springer (TV14) Cash Cab Scrubs
               : Bay Area News            Daai Variety            Path        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Music         Beat        Horse Rc Saigon
               ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham                Judge       Judge       Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court           Steve Harvey (N)
               @ Journal World Sto Arts               Arts        Journal     Concert Journal         World Sto Journal      PopXport Arts            Arts
               D Wendy Williams Show Minute           Dish Nat. Cops          Cops        Maury (CC) (TV14)      Maury (CC) (TV14)       ’70s Show ’70s Show
               H Cops         Cops        Judge Mathis (TVPG) Divorce         Divorce     Steve Wilkos Show      Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News
               J Chuper       Chuper      Película                                        Lagrimita y Costel     Estrellas Hoy           Al Día       Noticiero
               L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (TVPG) Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham                           FamFeud FamFeud Rules                King
               P Lo Mejor                 Junto Tri Antesala Fútbol                                              Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste
               R Historia Detrás Mito Los Rey                     Cosas de la Vida        Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca
               V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney           Caillou (N) Tiger       Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur                 Martha       Electric
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               ¨ Calif. Gold Americas Burt Wolf Green             The Adventists (TVG) America Paint             Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids
               ± Cold Case (TV14)         Cold Case (TV14)        Cold Case (TVPG)        Cold Case (TVPG)       Cold Case (TV14)        Cold Case (TV14)
               ¥ Difference Master        Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Ministry Special
              A&E Beyond Scared           Beyond Scared           Beyond Scared           Beyond Scared          Beyond Scared           Beyond Scared
              AMC Escape-N.Y.             Constantine (R, ‘05) ›› (Keanu Reeves) (HD)                 Mad Max (R, ‘79) ››› (Mel Gibson) (HD)          Mad Mx 2
              ANIM Tanked: Unfiltered     Tanked: Unfiltered      Tanked: Unfiltered      Tanked: Unfiltered     Tanked: Unfiltered      Tanked (CC) (TVPG)
               BET Stomp the Yard         Parkers     Parkers     Parkers     Matters     Matters     Matters    The Cookout (PG-13, ‘04) › (Ja Rule) (CC)
            BRAVO Million Dollar LA       Million Dollar LA       Million Dollar LA       Million Dollar LA      Matchmaker              Matchmaker
              CMT Extreme Makeover        Extreme Makeover        Extreme Makeover        Extreme Makeover       Extreme Makeover        Reba (5:15) (TVPG)
             CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell              Options Money in Mad Money (N)                 The Kudlow Report Treasure Detectives
              CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper                   The Situation Room (N) (HD)                    Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360
              COM Over Her Dead Body (PG-13) ›› (HD)              Legally Blonde (PG-13, ‘01) ›› (CC) (HD)       Comedy Futurama Futurama Sunny
            CSNBA Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Boxing (Taped)                                     Report      Game 365 Chronicle Live (N)
             CSPN Politics & Public Policy Today (11)                                                                                    Politics & Public Pol
              DSC FBI: Criminal Pursuit Auction Auction Ragin’ Cajuns (TVPG) Bering Sea Gold                     Bering Sea Gold         Yukon Men (TVPG)
                E! E! News (HD)           Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City He’s Just Not That Into You (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (HD)
             ESPN Winter X Games          College GameDay (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)            SportsCenter (N)       Winter X Games Tignes. (N Same-day Tape)
             ESPN2 Outside Baseball Soccer                                                SportsNation (N)       NFL Live (N) (CC)       30 for 30 (HD)
              FAM Full House Full House Full House Full House Reba            Reba        Reba        Reba       ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show
              FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto                The Five (N) (HD)       Special Report         FOX Report              The O’Reilly Factor
             FOOD Paula       Contessa Cooking Mexican Restaurant: Im.                    Restaurant: Im.        Restaurant: Im.         Restaurant: Im.
                FX Tooth F Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (HD)            Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men How I Met How I Met
              HALL Traveler Traveler Who-Dogs Who-Dogs Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Brady                                    Brady
              HIST Cowboys & Outlaws Cowboys & Outlaws Cowboys & Outlaws Cowboys & Outlaws Jesse James’ Hidden Treasure (CC) (TVPG)
             HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Abroad            Abroad      Abroad      Abroad      Abroad      Abroad     Property Property Selling LA Selling LA
              LIFE Chris      Chris       How I Met How I Met Flip This House (CC) Flip This House (CC) Flip This House (CC) Hoarders (TVPG)
            MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD)      Martin Bashir (N)       Hardball Matthews       PoliticsNation (N)     Hardball Matthews       The Ed Show (N)
              MTV Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      Ridic.      World of Jenks (TV14) Freedom Writers (PG-13, ‘07) ››› (Hilary Swank)
              NICK Peter      Max, Ruby Dora...       Dora...     Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Rocket                 Parents Parents Parents Parents
              OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Police Women                  Police Women           Police Women            Police Women
              OXY Pride & Prejudice (10) The Duchess (PG-13, ‘08) ››› (Keira Knightley) (CC)          Pride & Prejudice (PG, ‘05) ››› (Keira Knightley) (CC)
             SPIKE DEA        DEA (12:40) Undercover missions. DEA (1:53) (TV14)          DEA (3:06) (HD) (TV14)             DEA (4:20) (TV14)        DEA (5:33)
              SYFY Dragon Wasps (NR) (Corin Nemec) (HD)           Infestation (R, ‘09) ››› (HD)                  Splinter (R) ››› (Shea Whigham) (HD)
               TBS 2013 NCAA              2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                             2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
              TCM Parrish (NR, ‘61) › (Troy Donahue, Claudette Colbert)       Gypsy (NR, ‘62) ››› (Rosalind Russell, Natalie Wood)       L’Amore (NR) ›››
               TLC What Not to Wear       Baby        Baby        Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes
               TNT 2013 NCAA Tournament               2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                            2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
             TOON Looney Looney Tom & Jerry (TVG)                 Tom-Jerry Scooby        Johnny T Johnny T Incredible Gumball Gumball Adventure
              TRAV Hot Dog Paradise       Bizarre Foods           Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods              Ghost       Ghost       Ghost Adventures
             TRUTV 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                            Duke ’91 & ’92: Back NCAA          2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament
            TVLAND Griffith   Gunsmoke (12:38) (CC) (TVPG) Gunsmoke (1:49)                Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Griffith        Griffith    M*A*S*H M*A*S*H
              USA Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU       Law & Order: SVU        Law & Order: SVU
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              VH-1 Songs      Greatest Songs          Greatest Songs          100 Greatest Songs of the ’00s Greatest Songs              Wicked Single (4:55)
            WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger MLB Preseason Baseball Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers. (N)             Funny Home Videos How I Met How I Met
              DISN ANT Farm ANT Farm ANT Farm ANT Farm Phineas Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam › (HD)                             Jessie      Jessie       Jessie
              ENC Jack (10:50)            Bringing Down the House (12:50) Hudson Hawk (2:40) (R, ‘91) ›                      J. Carpenter’s Village-Damned
              HBO Master and Commander: The Far Side              REAL Sports Gumbel Along Came Polly (HD)                   Kings Pt I, Robot (PG-13) ››
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              MAX The Presence (11:35) Strike Back (TVMA) Foolish (1:50) (R) › The Rundown (3:15) ››› (HD)                               J. Edgar (R, ‘11) ››
             SHOW Wild Child New York, I Love You (12:45) (HD)                October Sky (PG, ‘99) ››› (HD)                 Nobel Son (R) (HD)
             STARZ Bourne Su A Dangerous Method                   Laws of Attraction (2:15), ‘04 ››              The Haunted Mansion (3:50) ›› Bourne Su
              TMC Trouble-Bliss           The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, ‘11 Steel Dawn (2:50) (HD)                Power and Beauty (R, ‘02) ››
                  Movies                Children’s           Please check daily TV grids for updates                 News                      Sports
TVTIMES                             FRIDAY EVENING                                     March 16-22, 2013                              53

                                                                                                          ¨ Just Seen It Reviews of
7 p.m.                                                          Friday                                    films “Stand Up Guys” and
                                                                                                          “Zero Dark Thirty.” (CC) (TVPG)
^ The Big Bang Theory An at-                                                                              A&E Storage Wars Barry un-
tractive comic book artist tests                                       video store tests Monica’s         covers an old pair of boxers in
Leonard and Priya’s relation-                                                                             San Francisco. (CC) (HD)
ship. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              7:30 p.m.                          willpower. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                                                       V Hetty Wainthropp Investi-        (TVPG)
# Access Hollywood (N) (CC)         ^ The Big Bang Theory              gates (CC) (HD)                    BET The Game Derwin invites
(HD) (TVPG)                         Leonard prepares for a three-      ¨ The Red Green Show Red           Melanie to his first away game
$ omg! Insider (CC) (HD)            month science expedition. (CC)     and Harold pair up for a white     in Miami, but she doesn’t go;
_ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD)           (HD) (TVPG)                        water race. (CC) (TVG)             Derwin’s teammates are upset
(TVG)                               # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       ± Cold Case The team to re-        he invited her. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
) Nightly Business Report           $ Entertainment Tonight (N)        examines the 1958 murder of        COM (8:58) Workaholics The
(N) (CC)                            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   a newlywed Ivy League grad.        guys all need a copy of a new
* Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC)         _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC)        (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   video game. (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                         (HD) (TVPG)                        A&E Storage Wars The bidders
                                    ) This Week in Northern Cali-      return to the Los Angeles com-
+ Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
4 Are We There Yet? Nick            fornia Insightful discussion and   munity of Mission Hills; Dave      9 p.m.
struggles to prove himself after    news analysis. Host: Belva         begins his day in the hole. (CC)   ^ H Touch Martin, Lucy and
                                    Davis. (CC) (HD)                   (HD)                               Jake track down Calvin, who
being promoted. (HD) (TVPG)         * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD)
? Family Feud (CC) (HD)                                                BET The Game Melanie attends       agrees to help them find
                                    (TVPG)                             the first Saber Sunbeam meet-      Amelia. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
(TVPG)                              + Access Hollywood (N) (CC)        ing of the season; Derwin is       # + Grimm (N) (CC) (HD)
D Bay Area News at 7 (N)            (HD) (TVPG)                        hazed by the other players dur-    (TV14)
(CC) (HD)                           4 Are We There Yet?                ing his first rookie seminar.      $ Monk Monk investigates an
H Two and a Half Men Charlie        Suzanne tries to keep Nick’s       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                   assassination attempt. (CC)
has to entertain his girlfriend’s   birthday gift a surprise. (HD)     COM (8:28) Tosh.0 Daniel           (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)
4-year-old son. (CC) (HD) (TV14)    (TVPG)                             teaches the proper way to get      _ * Shark Tank A line of
L Family Guy Peter and Joe          ? Family Feud (CC) (HD)            drunk; the biggest little liar     dresses made of pillowcases; a
perform painful and humiliating     (TVPG)                             gets a Web redemption. (CC)        unique spatula; vitamin oral
Halloween pranks on unsus-          D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (HD) (TV14)                        sprays. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
pecting family and friends. (CC)    H Two and a Half Men               DSC Yukon Men: Revealed            ) Tina Fey: The Mark Twain
(TV14)                              Chelsea sets Alan up on a          With trapping season, the vil-     Prize The tribute to the ac-
V New Tricks With Gerry, Bri-       blind date with Rose. (CC) (HD)    lagers battle deadly cold to get   tress/writer features Jimmy Fal-
an and Jack hospitalized, San-      (TV14)                             fur; Joey starts his own line.     lon, Seth Meyers, Fred
dra takes on a new recruit.         L Family Guy Lois’ trip to the     (N) (CC) (HD)                      Armisen, Lorne Michaels. (CC)
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    doctor reveals some news           E! Playing With Fire Setting up    (HD) (TVPG)
¨ Newsline (CC)                     about her heritage. (CC) (TV14)    for the opening of the restau-     ` CBS 13 News Special (N)
± Cold Case The team tries          ¨ California’s Gold The site of    rant, Toy; a menu change; a        (HD)
to figure out if a homeless         the World War II anti-submarine    quiet birthday dinner. (HD)        4 ABC7 News at 9:00PM on
paranoid schizophrenic commit-      net designed to keep the           FAM America’s Funniest Home        KOFY (N) (CC) (TVG)
ted murder. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        Japanese submarines out of         Videos Yo-yo attacks; a man        ? L Cult A hallucinogenic
A&E Storage Wars Darrell suf-       San Francisco. (CC) (TVG)          gets the surprise of his life      drug is slipped into Skye’s
                                    A&E Storage Wars Buyers look       when he views his wife’s ultra-    drink at a “Cult” costume party.
fers from bidder indecision;                                                                              (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)
                                    for textbooks and rare universi-   sound. (CC) (TVPG)
Mark is back. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      ty artifacts. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                        D The Big Bang Theory
BRAVO The Real Housewives                                              HIST American Pickers The
                                    COM (7:57) Tosh.0 Daniel re-       guys tap into their spirit ani-    Leonard prepares for a three-
of Atlanta Porsha waits until       veals his summer wardrobe; a       mals to hunt down a picker;        month science expedition. (CC)
she’s with Kordell to take a        Web redemption. (CC) (HD)          bizarre totem pole; Airstream      (HD) (TVPG)
pregnancy test; NeNe travels to     (TV14)                             trailer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)          V Masterpiece Mystery! Poi-
New York. (HD) (TV14)               TLC Say Yes to the Dress: At-      LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     sonings take place after a new
COM (7:27) The Daily Show           lanta A Southern belle wants to    OWN Police Women of Dallas         couple settles in town. (CC)
With Jon Stewart Actor Paul         shed her pageant image, to her     Cheryl searches for a burglary     ¨ The Artist Toolbox Abstract
Rudd. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              mother’s chagrin; a roller derby   suspect; Tracy’s suspect may       artist Sam Gilliam. (CC) (TVG)
DSC Yukon Men Bob and Char-         bride. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)            be a counterfeiter; Yvette sorts   ± Cold Case Team members
lie become desperate to bag a                                          out a domestic dispute; Angela     investigate the murder of a for-
moose; Stan Zuray’s sled dog                                           investigates an armed robbery.     mer Cuban baseball star. (CC)
faces emergency surgery. (CC)       8 p.m.                             (N) (HD) (TV14)                    (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (TVPG)                         ^ H Kitchen Nightmares             SYFY WWE Friday Night              A&E Storage Wars The bidders
E! E! News (N) (HD)                 Ramsay heads to Pennsylva-         SmackDown! (N) (CC) (HD)           try their luck in Westminster,
FAM America’s Funniest Home         nia’s Ms. Jean’s Southern Cui-     TLC Four Weddings Arriving in      Calif.; Dave has discussions
Videos A man discovers a live       sine. (CC) (TV14)                  a swamp buggy at a country-        with the dead. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
opossum in his barbecue grill.      # + Fashion Star The con-          themed wedding; rickshaws          BET The Game Derwin gets
(CC) (TVPG)                         testants must design a gar-        provide transportation. (N) (CC)   teased when Melanie sends
                                    ment that flatters any body        (HD) (TVPG)                        gifts to the football team on his
HIST American Pickers Frank                                                                               behalf. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
goes wild in Joe’s garage;          type. (N) (HD) (TVPG)              USA Law & Order: Special Vic-
                                    $ KRON 4 News at 8 (CC)            tims Unit Stabler pairs with a     COM (9:29) Tosh.0 (CC) (HD)
Frank gets ready to go to his                                                                             (TV14)
high school reunion. (CC) (HD)      _ * Last Man Standing              bitter cop to track a serial
                                    (Season Finale) Kristin runs       rapist/murderer. (CC) (HD)         DSC Yukon Men Lack of snow
(TVPG)                                                                                                    negatively impacts the trapping
LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      into Jon, a former co-worker       (TV14)
                                    from the diner, who now owns                                          season; a wolverine threatens
OWN Police Women of Dallas                                                                                the Moores’ fish camp. (N) (CC)
                                    a hip restaurant. (N) (CC) (HD)
Yvette races to a report of a
man with a gun; Tracy answers       (TVPG)                             8:30 p.m.                          (HD) (TVPG)
                                                                                                          E! Fashion Police Guests Laila
a call about a threatening land-    ) Washington Week With             _ * (8:31) Malibu Country          Ali, Rachel Bilson and Nicole
                                    Gwen Ifill (N) (CC)                (Season Finale) Reba’s family      Chavez. (HD) (TV14)
lord; Cheryl encounters a car
                                    4 Law & Order: Criminal In-        secretly plans an online date      FAM America’s Funniest Home
accident; Angela investigates       tent Detectives stumble upon a     for her; Reba comes to a real-
an assault and a robbery. (HD)                                                                            Videos People snoring; a man
                                    terrorist plot involving a ship-   ization about herself. (N) (CC)    tries to cook a stubborn lob-
(TV14)                              ment of explosives. (CC) (HD)      (HD) (TVPG)
TLC Say Yes to the Dress: At-                                                                             ster. (CC) (TVPG)
                                    (TV14)                             ) Check, Please! Bay Area          HIST American Pickers The
lanta Hannah wants a dress to       ? L The iHeartRadio Album          Comfort food and baked goods;
match her special cowgirl                                                                                 guys head to Michigan looking
                                    Release Party With Justin Tim-     South American, Ital. flavors.     for automotive gold; Brian’s
boots; Bride Leslie knows what      berlake Concert footage from       (CC) (HD) (TVG)
she wants. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                               auction house; automotive ads.
                                    the El Rey Theatre in Los Ange-    D Friends When Joey agrees         (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       les and interviews with the mu-    to be interviewed by Soap
tims Unit An attacker rips a fe-    sician. (CC) (HD)                  Opera Digest, he insists on
tus from a woman’s womb.            D Friends Running into             having his friends with him.          Continued on next page
(CC) (HD) (TV14)                    Richard (Tom Selleck) at the       (CC) (HD) (TV14)
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LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      killing her fiance. (CC) (HD)                                              dens, Calif.; Barry brings along
OWN Police Women of Dallas
An intoxicated man jumps into
                                    (TVPG)
                                    ± Cold Case The 1963 death
                                                                          10:30 p.m.                           an inside man. (CC) (HD)
                                                                                                               (TVPG)
the front seat of Yvette’s car;     of a pool hustler is reopened         % Judge Judy A woman claims          AMC Comic Book Men The
Tracy responds to a carjacking;     when the long-sought murder           that her son’s ex-girlfriend         guys try to create their own
Angela investigates a suspect-      weapon is discovered. (CC)            smashed her laptop. (CC) (HD)        comic book. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
ed kidnapping; Cheryl has a         (HD) (TVPG)                           (TVPG)                               BET The Game Derwin objects
run-in with a man and his           A&E Storage Wars The bidders          ) Imagemakers Two films              to his image consultant’s idea
horse. (CC) (HD) (TV14)             roll into La Habra, Calif.; Darrell   take on the Hollywood myth of        to pair him with his former col-
STARZ Spartacus: War of the         squares off against a former          happily ever after. (CC) (HD)        lege teammate. (CC) (HD)
Damned Spartacus and the                                                  (TV14)                               (TVPG)
                                    professional fighter. (CC) (HD)       4 Scrubs The other interns
rebels reach a crossroads;          (TVPG)                                                                     DSC Yukon Men Lack of snow
Crassus and his men continue                                              learn of Keith’s relationship        negatively impacts the trapping
                                    AMC The Walking Dead While            with Elliot. (CC) (TV14)
their relentless pursuit of Spar-   the Governor is gone, a traitor                                            season; a wolverine threatens
tacus as the conflict between                                             ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG)            the Moores’ fish camp. (CC)
                                    tries to sabotage his plans.          D Frasier Frasier’s attempts
Caesar and Tiberius grows. (N)                                                                                 (HD) (TVPG)
                                    (CC) (HD) (TVMA)                      backfire when he tries to get
(CC) (TVMA)                                                                                                    E! Chelsea Lately Olivia Wilde;
                                    BET The Game Jason and Ma-            Roz her own show. (CC) (TVPG)        Brad Wollack; Annie Lederman;
TBS Family Guy Lois dumbs           lik’s playing relationship is af-
down her political views when                                             L The Office When a docu-            Ryan Stout. (HD)
                                    fected when a minor argument          mentary crew arrives, Michael        HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-
she runs for mayor. (CC) (HD)
(TV14)                              escalates into a major locker-        attempts to paint a rosy pic-        her Host Bill Maher offers his
TLC Say Yes to the Dress: At-       room rift. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)           ture. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               unique perspective on contem-
lanta A woman brings in her         DSC Bering Sea Gold Zeke,             ¨ Art Through Time: A Global         porary issues. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
mother’s vintage wedding            Emily and Steve mourn their           View The interplay between im-       HIST (11:02) I Love the
dress; a bride wants to find a      friend John; Scott returns from       ages and words, including            1880’s John Rockefeller makes
dress. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         rehab; Vernon replaces Steve.         works of Conceptualists and          his money, Marie Antoinette
TNT Dallas J.R.’s will has last-    (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                  calligraphy. (CC) (TVPG)             loses her bread; a Roman em-
ing ramifications for Southfork     E! Fashion Police (N) (HD)            A&E Storage Wars In Chino,           peror hosts parties. (N) (CC)
and the family legacy. (CC) (HD)    (TV14)                                Calif., Darrell lets his son Bran-   (HD) (TV14)
(TV14)                              FAM America’s Funniest Home           don try his luck; Dave wins big      LIFE (11:01) Project Runway
USA Law & Order: Special Vic-       Videos Children eating spaghet-       when he buys in bulk. (CC) (HD)      The designers must create
tims Unit A case turns person-      ti; people swinging from ropes;       (TVPG)                               spring looks worthy of appear-
al for Tutuola when the daugh-      women trapped by hungry os-           BET The Game When she re-            ing in the windows of Lord &
ter of good friends is a victim     triches. (CC) (TVPG)                  turns early from a trip, Tasha       Taylor. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
of a serial rapist. (CC) (HD)       HBO Real Time With Bill Ma-           finds Malik throwing a wild par-     MAX Working Girls in Bed
(TV14)                              her Host Bill Maher offers his        ty at their house. (CC) (HD)         Working girls from a legal Neva-
                                    unique perspective on contem-         (TVPG)                               da brothel share their personal
                                    porary issues. (N Same-day            TBS Seinfeld Jerry’s girlfriend      sexual fantasies. (CC) (HD)
9:30 p.m.                           Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
                                                                          sees George naked during a
                                                                          weekend at the beach. (CC)
                                                                                                               (TVMA)
D The Big Bang Theory An at-        HIST American Pickers A man                                                OWN Police Women of Dallas
                                                                          (HD) (TVPG)                          Cheryl searches for a burglary
tractive comic book artist tests    moves his collection to a motel       TLC Something Borrowed,
Leonard and Priya’s relation-       in North Carolina; Frank gam-                                              suspect; Tracy’s suspect may
                                                                          Something New Bridgette is a         be a counterfeiter; Yvette sorts
ship. (CC) (HD) (TV14)              bles on a samurai artifact. (CC)      popular bridal blogger and has
¨ Live From the Artists Den         (HD) (TVPG)                                                                out a domestic dispute; Angela
                                                                          many to impress with her gown;       investigates an armed robbery.
Kid Rock performs at Grace-         LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG)        mother’s gown and coat. (CC)
land. (CC) (TVPG)                   NICK The Nanny Fran trans-                                                 (HD) (TV14)
                                                                          (HD) (TVPG)                          STARZ Spartacus: War of the
A&E Storage Wars The bidders        forms a nerdy singer into a cool      TRUTV Upload With Shaquille
make their Hollywood premiere,                                                                                 Damned Spartacus and the
                                    rapper so that he can audition        O’Neal Shaq pulls a prank on         rebels reach a crossroads;
with Dave assuming the role of      for a part in Maxwell’s new           Gary; Godfrey and Shaq com-
storage villain. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                                                                              Crassus and his men continue
                                    show. (CC) (TVPG)                     pete; comic Arnez J is chal-         their relentless pursuit of Spar-
BET The Game Malik tells            OWN Police Women of Dallas            lenged. (HD)
Tasha he is having trouble with                                                                                tacus as the conflict between
                                    Cheryl is forced to draw her          TVLND Hot in Cleveland Elka          Caesar and Tiberius grows.
the offensive coordinator. (CC)     gun; Yvette handles a hostile         must choose among Bobby,
(HD) (TVPG)                                                                                                    (CC) (TVMA)
                                    suspect; Angela investigates an       Max and Fred; Victoria reaps         SYFY Being Human Aidan
COM (9:59) Tosh.0 Daniel            armed robber; Tracy faces her         the benefits of her marriage to      makes a sacrifice to protect
wrestles with his sexuality; re-    fear of dogs. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        Joy. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                Josh and Nora. (HD)
views brotography. (CC) (HD)        STARZ Spartacus: War of the                                                TBS Are We There Yet? (HD)
(TV14)                              Damned Spartacus and the                                                   (TVPG)
TBS Family Guy Death allows         rebels reach a crossroads;            11 p.m.                              TLC Say Yes to the Dress: At-
Peter to go back to when he         Crassus and his men continue          ^ Seinfeld A celebrity opens a       lanta A woman brings in her
was 18. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            their relentless pursuit of Spar-     chicken restaurant in Jerry’s        mother’s vintage wedding
TLC Say Yes to the Dress: At-                                             neighborhood. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)       dress; a bride wants to find a
                                    tacus as the conflict between
lanta A former pageant coach                                              ) Need to Know (N) (CC) (HD)         dress. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
helps with dress selection; a       Caesar and Tiberius grows.
                                    (CC) (TVMA)                           ` Late Show With David Let-          TNT Bones Booth and Brennan
fashion diva bridesmaid argues                                            terman (CC) (HD) (TVPG)              investigate remains that were
over lace. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)     SYFY Robot Combat League
                                    TBS Family Guy Brian, Jillian         4 Cash Cab (CC) (TVG)                found lodged in the pinsetter at
                                    and Stewie move into an apart-        ? CW31 News (N)                      a bowling lane. (CC) (HD)
10 p.m.                             ment. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG)               (TV14)
                                    TLC Something Borrowed,               H 30 Rock Liz schedules a            TRUTV World’s Dumbest...
# + Rock Center With Brian                                                root canal to avoid feeling lone-    Russian pop stars literally fight
Williams (N) (CC) (HD)              Something New A conservative
                                    bride wants a modest, but             ly on Valentine’s Day; Jack          for airtime; kangaroos ex-
$ Monk Monk investigates an                                               woos a TV host. (CC) (HD)            change blows on a children’s
assassination attempt. (CC)         grand gown. (N) (CC) (HD)
                                                                          (TV14)                               TV show. (HD) (TV14)
(HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)           (TVPG)
                                                                          L The Simpsons Homer opens           TVLND The King of Queens Hol-
% Family Feud (CC) (HD)             TNT Bones Booth becomes               his own hair salon after discov-
                                    more determined to catch Ja-                                               ly is upset when she learns
(TVPG)                                                                    ering he is a talented stylist.      Carrie was using her to have
_ * (10:01) 20/20 (CC)              cob Broadsky. (CC) (HD) (TV14)        (CC) (TVPG)                          access to her van. (CC) (HD)
(HD) (TVPG)                         TVLND Hot in Cleveland Elka           V Moyers & Company (CC)
4 It’s Always Sunny in              disappearsbefore her wedding;         (HD) (TVG)
Philadelphia Sweet Dee tries to     the girls reconstruct the bache-
                                    lorette party to find the bride.
                                                                          ¨ The Best of the Joy of             11:30 p.m.
get out of an IRS audit; voting                                           Painting A vibrant landscape in      ^ How I Met Your Mother Ted
system. (CC) (HD) (TV14)            (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                      shades of lavender, purple and
                                    USA Law & Order: Special Vic-                                              runs into an ex-girlfriend; Mar-
? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD)                                              blue. (CC) (TVG)                     shall can’t stop talking about
D Seinfeld A celebrity opens a      tims Unit The team must pro-          ± Flashpoint A young man is          his desire to start a family.
chicken restaurant in Jerry’s       ceed with caution when an un-         forced to infiltrate a research      (CC) (HD) (TV14)
neighborhood. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)      derage escort is found dead at        facility. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
V The Adventures of Sherlock        a wild bachelor party. (CC) (HD)      A&E (11:01) Storage Wars The
Holmes A woman is accused of        (TV14)                                bidders travel to Hawaiian Gar-         Continued on next page
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                ^                (TVPG)     Theory       Theory     (CC) (TV14)            (CC) (TV14)             (CC) (HD)                    (TVPG)
                   KCRA 3 KCRA              Access       Extra (N) Fashion Star (N) (HD) Grimm “Mr. Sandman” Rock Center With Bri-              News         Jay Leno
                # Reports Road              Hollywood (TVPG)        (TVPG)                 (N) (TV14)              an Williams (N)
                   KRON 4 Evening           omg! In- Entertain- KRON 4 News at 8           Monk Assassination at- Monk Assassination at-        News       30 Rock
                $ News (5) (CC)             sider        ment Ton. (CC)                    tempt. (CC) (TVPG)      tempt. (CC) (TVPG)                      (TV14)
                   2013          2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams The Chase Post Game Family                    Judge        KPIX 5     Late Show
                % NCAA           TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                 Show                    Feud            Judy         News       Letterman
                   PBS NewsHour (N)         Washing- Studio         NOVA IBM supercom- Nature “The Loneliest BBC                   Need to      Independent Lens
                & (CC) (HD)                 ton Week Sacramn puter. (TVG)                  Animals” (TVPG)         Newsnight Know (N)           (CC) (TVPG)
                   ABC7 News 6:00PM Jeopardy! Wheel of Last Man Malibu                     Shark Tank (CC)         20/20 (10:01) (CC)           ABC7       Jimmy
                _ (N) (CC) (HD)             (N) (TVG) Fortune Standing Country (TVPG)                              (HD) (TVPG)                  News       Kimmel
                   PBS NewsHour (CC) Nightly             Week/No. Washing- Check,          Tina Fey: The Mark Twain Prize Image-                Need to Spark
                ) (HD)                      Business California ton Week Please!           Honor to comedy writer Tina Fey. makers              Know (N) (TVG)
                   News 10 Jeopardy! Wheel of Inside Edi- Last Man Malibu                  Shark Tank (CC)         20/20 (10:01) (CC)           News 10 Jimmy
                * at 6:00 (N) (N) (TVG) Fortune tion (N) Standing Country (TVPG)                                   (HD) (TVPG)                  at 11:00 Kimmel
                   NBC Bay Area News Extra (N) Access               Fashion Star (N) (HD) Grimm “Mr. Sandman” Rock Center With Bri-             Bay Area Jay Leno
                + at 6 (N) (CC) (HD)        (TVPG)       Hollywood (TVPG)                  (N) (TV14)              an Williams (N)              News
                   2013          2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams CBS 13 News Special CBS 13 News at 10p                     Late Show With David
                ` NCAA           TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                 (N) (HD)                (N) (HD)                     Letterman (TVPG)
                   Noticias Noticiero Corona de Lágrimas Porque el Amor Man- Amores Verdaderos Amor Bravío (N) (HD)                             Impacto Noticiero
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                D                           News at 7 (TVPG)        (TV14)      (TV14)     Theory      Theory      (TVPG)          (TVPG)       (TVPG)
                   FOX 40        Seinfeld Two and a Two and a Kitchen Nightmares Touch “Reunions” (N) FOX 40 News (N) (CC)                      30 Rock 30 Rock
                H News           (TVPG)     Half Men Half Men (CC) (TV14)                  (CC) (TV14)             (TVPG)                       (TV14)     (TVPG)
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                L Half Men Half Men Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Justin Timberlake                    (CC) (TV14)             News            (TVPG)       sons       (TV14)
                   Noticias Noticiero Caso Cerrado: Edi-            Pasión Prohibida (N) La Patrona (N) (HD) El Rostro de la Ven-               Noticias Titulares y
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                R                           Mujeres (TVPG)
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                V Kratts         Business (CC) (TV14)               vestigates (CC)        (CC) (TVPG)             Sherlock Holmes              (CC) (TVG)
                Z How I Met How I Met Big Bang Big Bang Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) News                                     The Office   The Office Friends
                   Paint This- Journal      Newsline Califor-       Red Green Just Seen The Artist Live From the Artists Art                    Joy/Paint- Theater
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                   The 700 Club (CC)        Aspiring Ask God                    Building a Gaither Homecoming Life Today Ministry               Nada-Im- Ministry
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   # + (11:34) The Tonight                        4 According to Jim Jim helps           AMC Freakshow Todd hosts a              MAX Lingerie Tensions are
   Show With Jay Leno Actor Don                   Andy pick up a beautiful woman         “Freakshow” strongman compe-            high before the show; Marilyn’s
   Cheadle; singer Wynonna Judd.                  at the bar. (CC) (TVPG)                tition. (CC) (HD) (TV14)                expose hits the newsstands.
   (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                           ? Entertainment Tonight (N)            BET The Game Kelly approach-            (CC) (HD) (TVMA)
   $ 30 Rock Liz schedules a                      (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       es Jason for money when her             NICK (11:33) Friends Rachel
   root canal to avoid feeling lone-              D 10 O’Clock News (CC) (HD)            daughter wants an extravagant           discovers Ross’ feelings for her
   ly on Valentine’s Day; Jack                    H 30 Rock When Jack at-                birthday party like her friends;        when he goes out of town on a
   woos a TV host. (CC) (HD)                      tends a cocktail party, he falls       Derwin beats Malik at a video           business trip. (CC) (TVPG)
   (TV14)                                         for a Vermont congresswoman.           game. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                  TBS Are We There Yet? Lind-
   % (11:35) Late Show With                       (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                       E! Fashion Police (HD) (TV14)           sey orders a Michelle Obama
                                                  L The Office The office mates
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                                                  travel to Niagara Falls to cele-
   (TVPG)                                         brate Jim and Pam’s wedding.           from Boston, Woody Boyd                 TLC Say Yes to the Dress: At-
   _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel                       (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14)         (Woody Harrelson), makes a              lanta A former pageant coach
   Live Clips and segments from                   ¨ Theater Talk Nicole Ari              surprise visit. (CC) (TVPG)             helps with dress selection; a
   this week. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)                Parker and Blair Underwood;            HIST (11:32) I Love the                 fashion diva bridesmaid argues
   ) Spark Choreographer Erika                    Stephen C. Byrd. (CC) (TVG)            1880’s The big moments that             over lace. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)
   Chong Shuch; experimental                      A&E (11:31) Storage Wars               shaped the course of human              TVLND (11:36) The King of
   artist Jesus Aguilar; printmaker               Darrell has a profitable time in       events for better and worse;            Queens Doug is convinced Dea-
   Kathy Aoki; animation of M dot                 Long Beach, Calif. (CC) (HD)           the Black Plague. (N) (CC) (HD)         con is replacing him with a new
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              AMC    (5:30) (R, ‘81) ››› (CC) (HD)        tects a medical student from werewolves. (HD)            “Prey” (CC) (TVMA)     Book Men show
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                  Burning The Soup E! News (N) (HD)           Playing With Fire (HD)            Fashion Police (HD)         Fashion Police (N)      Chelsea Fashion
              E! Love         (TV14)                                                            (TV14)                      (HD) (TV14)             Lately       Police
                  Winter X Games (4) Soccer 2014 FIFA World Cup Qualifier: United               SportsCenter (N) (CC)       SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
             ESPN Tignes. (CC) (HD)  States vs. Costa Rica. (N) (HD) (Live)                     (HD) (Live)                 (HD) (Live)             (HD) (Live)
                  30 for 30 (5) (HD) Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)           NFL Live (CC) (HD)          College GameDay         NBA          College
             ESPN2                                                                                                          Scoreboard (N) (CC) Tonight (N) Basketball
                    America’s Funniest America’s Funniest America’s Funniest America’s Funniest America’s Funniest The 700 Club (CC)
              FAM Home Videos (TVPG) Home Videos (TVPG) Home Videos (TVPG) Home Videos (TVPG) Home Videos (TVPG) (HD) (TVPG)
              FNC Hannity (N) (HD)          Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity (HD)                             Greta Van Susteren The Five (HD)
             FOOD Diners         Diners     Restaurant: Im.          Diners       Diners         Diners        Diners       Diners      Diners      Diners       Diners
                    How I Met How I Met Megamind (PG, ‘10) ››› (Voices of Will Fer- Megamind (PG, ‘10) ››› (Voices of Will Fer- Night at the Museum:
                FX                          rell, Brad Pitt) (HD)                                rell, Brad Pitt) (HD)                              Smithsonian
              HALL Brady         Brady      Brady         Brady      Flicka (PG, ‘06) ›› (Alison Lohman) (HD)               Frasier     Frasier     Frasier      Frasier
              HIST American Pickers         American Pickers         American Pickers            American Pickers           American Pickers        1880’s       1880’s
                    Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters You Live in What? (N) Flea Mar- Flea Mar- House                                     Hunters Hunters Hunters
             HGTV Int’l          Int’l      Int’l         Int’l      (CC) (HD) (TVG)             ket Flip      ket Flip     Hunters Int’l           Int’l        Int’l
                    Hoarders (CC) (HD) Hoarders (CC) (HD) Hoarders (CC) (HD) Hoarders (CC) (HD) Hoarders (CC) (HD) Project Runway
              LIFE (TVPG)                   (TVPG)                   (TVPG)                      (TVPG)                     (TVPG)                  (11:01) (CC) (TVPG)
            MSNBC MSNBC Special             MSNBC Special            Lockup Wabash               Lockup Wabash              Lockup Wabash           Lockup Wabash
                    Snooki & JWOWW          Teen Mom 2 (HD)          The Real The Real The Real The Real World (9:45) The Real The Real The Real
              MTV (HD) (TV14)               (TVPG)                   World        World          World         (CC) (TVPG)              World       World        World
                    Sponge- Sponge- Teenage Teenage Teenage Teenage Full House Full House The Nanny The Nanny Friends                                            Friends
              NICK Bob           Bob        Mut.          Mut.       Mut.         Mut.           (TVG)         (TVG)        (TVPG)      (TVPG)      (TVPG)       (11:33)
              OWN Police Women              Police- Dallas           Police- Dallas              Police- Dallas             Police- Dallas          Police- Dallas
              OXY Pride          Eat Pray Love (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (Julia Roberts)                   Ocean’s Thirteen (PG-13, ‘07) ››› (George Clooney)              Pretty
                    DEA (5:33) Busting up DEA (6:47) A high-risk Scarface (R, ‘83) ››› (Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer) A Cuban immigrant fights to the top of Mia-
             SPIKE a stash house. (TV14) operation. (TV14)           mi’s drug trade. (CC) (HD)
                    Growth (NR, ‘09) ›› (Mircea Monroe, Christo- WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (CC)                       Robot Combat            Being Human “For
              SYFY pher Shand) (HD)                                  (HD)                                                   League                  Those About to Rot”
                    2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament (6:15) Second Round: Teams TBA. Family                     Family       Family      Seinfeld We There We There
               TBS (N) (HD) (Live)                                                               Guy (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC) (TVPG)                  Yet?         Yet?
              TCM L’Amore The Flowers of St. Francis (NR) Machine That Kills                                   India: Matri Bhumi (NR) Premiere. Dirty Mary-Lrry
                    Say Yes, Say Yes, Say Yes: Say Yes: Four Weddings (N)                        Say Yes: Say Yes: Borrowed, Borrowed, Say Yes: Say Yes:
               TLC Dress         Dress      ATL           ATL        (CC) (TVPG)                 ATL           ATL          New         New         ATL          ATL
                    2013         2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament (6:45) Second Round: Dallas “Ewings Unite!” Bones “The Hole in the Bones “The Change in
               TNT NCAA          Teams TBA. (N) (CC) (HD) (Live)                                 (CC) (TV14)                Heart” (TV14)           the Game” (TV14)
                    Adventure Regular Regular Regular Cartoon Planet (HD) King of                              King of      American American Family             Family
             TOON Time           Show       Show          Show       (TVG)                       the Hill      the Hill     Dad (CC) Dad (CC) Guy (CC) Guy (CC)
                    Ghost Adventures (N) The Dead Files (CC) The Dead Files                      Ghost Adventures           The Dead Files (CC) The Dead Files
              TRAV (CC) (HD) (TVPG)         (HD) (TVPG)              “Burned Alive” (TVPG) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)                 (HD) (TVPG)             “Burned Alive” (TVPG)
             TRUTV 2013 NCAA                2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament                                    Inside Madness           Upload      World’s Dumbest...
                    The Cosby The Cosby Golden            Golden     Golden       Golden         Golden        Golden       Hot in      Hot in      The King The King
            TVLAND Show          Show       Girls         Girls      Girls        Girls          Girls         Girls        Cleveland Cleveland of Queens of Queens
                    Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Casino Royale (PG-
              USA Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) Victims Unit (TV14) 13, ‘06) ››› (HD)
                    Mob Wives (5:55)        Big           Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live Skits featuring Best Week Jenny Mc- Wicked Single (HD)
              VH-1 Karen moves forward. Evening (CC) (TV14)                       Will Ferrell. (CC) (TV14)                             Carthy      (TV14)
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                    Good-        Jessie     Dog With Dog With Up (PG, ‘09) ››› (Voices of Ed                   Phineas Dog With Good-               Jessie       A.N.T.
              DISN Charlie       (TVG)      a Blog        a Blog     Asner) (CC) (HD)                          and Ferb a Blog          Charlie     (TVG)        Farm
              ENC The Recruit (6:05) (PG-13, ‘03) ››                 The Dead Pool (R) ››                      The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (9:35) ›››
                    I, Robot (5) (PG-13)    A Thousand Words (7:05) (PG-13) Road to REAL Sports With                        Real Time With Bill     Real Time With Bill
              HBO ›› (HD)                   › (Eddie Murphy) (HD)                 Rios           Bryant Gumbel (CC) Maher (CC) (TVMA)               Maher (CC) (TVMA)
              MAX J. Edgar (5) (R) ››       Safe House (7:15) (R) ›› (HD)                        The Hangover Part II (9:15) (HD)                   Girls Bed Lingerie
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             SHOW (4:30) (R) (Paul Rudd) (CC) (HD)                   joy and sorrow during World War I. (HD)                            (Emile Hirsch) (HD)
             STARZ Bourne Suprm.            Men in Black 3 (7:10) (PG-13) ››                     Spartacus: War             Spartacus: War          Spartacus: War
              TMC The Scenesters (6:15) (R) › (HD)                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, ‘11 50/50 (R) ››› (HD)                             Drones (R)
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TVTIMES                                   FRIDAY LATE NIGHT                                            March 16-22, 2013                                  57


                     12 am 12:30 1 am                    1:30       2 am        2:30       3 am        3:30       4 am        4:30       5 am         5:30
                   TMZ (N) Dish Na- Friends           Frasier     Paid Pro- Pre Auc- Battle Hair Pre Auc- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
               ^ (TVPG)       tion (N)    (TV14)      (TVPG)      gram         tion       Loss        tion        gram        gram       gram        gram
               # Jay Leno Jimmy Fallon                Daly        Today (2:05) (TVPG) Mad Money (HD)              1st Look Paid Prog. Workout Derm
                   Entertain- Inside Edi- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Want more Pre Auc- The Doctors (CC)                 Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Paid Pro-
               $ ment Ton. tion (N) gram              gram        sex?         tion       (HD) (TVPG)             gram        gram       gram        gram
                   Late Show The Late Late Show KPIX 5            The People’s Court      Paid Pro- Paid Pro- Pre Auc- Eye on the CBS This Morning:
               % Letterman With Craig Ferguson News               (2:12) (CC) (TVPG)      gram        gram        tion        Bay        Saturday (N) (CC)
               & Charlie Rose (N)         T. Smiley American Tupperware!                  American Experience Nature (CC) (TVPG) Secrets of the Dead
                   Jimmy      Nightline News Re- Ali Vincent Deals             Motion     Mirror/Mir- Workout Good Morning Ameri- ABC7 News 5:00AM
               _ Kimmel (12:37) (N) peat                          (2:10)       (2:35)     ror                     ca (N) (CC) (HD)       (N) (CC) (HD)
               ) Charlie Rose (N)         Business This Wk. Wash               Check      Tina Fey: The Mark Twain Prize Image           Need        Spark
               * J. Kimmel Nightline News             Scrubs      Health       Yng- Skin Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog. Paid Prog. California
               + Jay Leno Jimmy Fallon                Daly        Today (2:05) (TVPG) The Jeff Probst Show 1st Look Auction Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               ` Late Late Show/Craig Comics Frasier              Paid Prog. Workout Paid Prog. Derm              Paid Prog. Anderson CBS This Morning
               . Al Diablo                Zacatillo, un           Conducta Casa, Risa Rosa de Guadalupe El Gordo y la Flaca              Impacto Noticiero
               4 News         Law Order: CI           Kingdom Baggage Auction Payne                   Auction Browns Auction Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               : Chinese News at 7        Bay Area Auction Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Auction Paid Prog.
               ? King         Sunny       There       ’Til Death Excused Funny Home Videos Paid Prog. Derm                    Joint Help Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               D News         Cheers      ’Til Death Judge G. Get Fit          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Auction Derm
               H Seinfeld Dish Nat. Raymond Raymond King/Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Dish Nat. World’s Best Blender Paid Prog. SMART
               J Auction Auction Pagado Pagado Pagado Auction Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Auction Pagado
               L Rules        King        Raymond Amer. Dad Raymond Chris                 Excused The Ricki Lake Show Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Auction
               P Decisiones (TVPG)                    Pagado      Pagado       Pagado     Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado     Pagado      Pagado
               R Azteca       Lágrimas Pagado         Agua (HD)                Pagado     Pagado      Pagado      Pagado      Pagado     Pagado      Pagado
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               V T. Smiley This Wk. New Tricks (TV14)             Hetty Wainthropp        Masterpiece Mystery! Sherlock Holmes           Moyers & Company
               ¨ Liv’g        For Home Garden         Calif. Gold Red Green Just Seen Toolbox Live From Artists Den Art                  Paint       Thea. Talk
               ± Flashpoint (TV14)        NUMB3RS (TVPG)          NUMB3RS (TVPG)          Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (HD)
               ¥ Auction Paid Prog. Gospel            Better-Worse             Aspiring Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. I Speak
              A&E Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Loss                                        Nopalea Paid Prog. Weight
              AMC Immortal Underworld (R, ‘03) ›› (Kate Beckinsale) (HD)                  The Walking Dead        Mad Max (R, ‘79) ››› (Mel Gibson) (HD)
              ANIM Tanked (CC) (TVPG) Tanked (TV14)               Tanked: Unfiltered      Big Cat     Big Cat     Pit Boss (TVG)         Must Love Cats (CC)
              BET Wendy Williams Show The Game The Game The Game The Game The Game The Game BET Inspiration (TVG)
            BRAVO The Princess Bride (PG) ››› (Cary Elwes) Housewives/Atl.                Housewives/Atl.         Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CMT Ron White               Bayou       Bayou       Bayou        Bayou      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CMT Music (TVPG)         CMT Music (TVPG)
             CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Mad Money (HD)            Suze Orman Show         Options Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              CNN Piers Morgan Live       Anderson Cooper 360 Piers Morgan Live           Weekend Early Start Early Start Sat. Morn Saturday Morning
              COM Harold & Kumar          Katt Williams           Chris Rock/Scared       Mike Epps: X-Rated Pryor: Ain’t Dead Yet Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
            CSNBA SportsNet Report        Chronicle Live          SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             CSPN Politics & Public Policy Today                                          Politics & Public Pol Washington Journal
              DSC Bering Sea Gold         Yukon Men: Revealed Yukon Men (TVPG)            Hang Ups Paid Prog. ShopCoins Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               E! Fashion He’s Just Not That Into You (PG-13, ‘09) ›› (HD)                E! News (HD)            Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             ESPN SportsCenter (N)        SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)       SportsCenter (CC)      SportsCenter (CC)
             ESPN2 College Basketball (11:30) (CC) NBA            College GameDay         SportsNation (CC)       GameDay Scoreboard SEC Storied
              FAM Prince      Prince      Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVPG) Better H20 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              FNC Red Eye (N) (HD)        The O’Reilly Factor Hannity (HD)                FOX and Friends Saturday (N) (HD)
             FOOD Diners      Diners      Diners      Diners      Diners       Diners     Diners      Diners      Food        $24 in 24 Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
               FX Night-Smithsonian                   The Brothers Solomon (R, ‘07) › (HD)            Louie       Rescue Me (TVMA)       Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              HALL Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Cheers          Cheers     Frasier     Frasier     Frasier     Frasier    Love Lucy Love Lucy
              HIST American Pickers       American Pickers        American Pickers        1880’s      1880’s      ShopCoins Paid Prog. Weight        Paid Prog.
             HGTV Flea Mar Flea Mar Hunters Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl You Live in What?                       Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              LIFE Hoarders (12:01)       Hoarders (1:01) (CC) Hoarders (2:02) (CC) Project Runway (3:03) Paid Prog. SMART               Hair Loss Paid Prog.
            MSNBC Lockup (HD)             Lockup Wabash           Hardball Business Rachel Maddow Show Weekends-Witt                     Up W/Chris Hayes (N)
              MTV Real...     Real...     Real...     Real...     Real...      The Real World (2:45) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) 16 and Pregnant “Allie” (TV14)
              NICK Friends Friends George             George Lopez (1:45) George          George      My Wife My Wife Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Full House
              OXY Pretty Woman (11:30) (R, ‘90) ››› (CC)          I’m Having Their Baby Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
             SPIKE Bellator MMA Live (12:05) (TV14) Ways Die Ways Die 1,000 Ways to Die               Ways Die Knife                     Knife
              SYFY Robot Combat           Continuum (HD)          Lost Girl (CC)          Growth (NR) ›› (Mircea Monroe) (HD)            Stargate Atlantis
              TBS There       There       There       Jim         The Mummy (PG-13) ››› (Brendan Fraser) (HD)                 Married    Foxworthy Foxworthy
              TCM DirtyMary Corvette Summer (12:45) (PG, ‘78) ››               Corvair    Paid (NR) ›› (Joan Crawford)        Forsaking All Others (NR) ››
              TLC Borrowed Borrowed Four Weddings (CC) Say Yes Say Yes Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Loss
              TNT Supernatural (TV14) Cold Case (TVPG)            Law & Order (TV14) NUMB3RS (TVPG)               Smallville (TVPG)      Law & Order (TV14)
             TOON Chicken Aqua Unit Squidbill. Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Chicken Boosh                            Squidbill. King/Hill King/Hill
             TRUTV World’s Dumbest...     World Records           World Records           World Records           The Investigators      Forensic Paid Prog.
            TVLAND The King of Queens King            Raymond Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show 3’s Co.                     3’s Co.    3’s Co.     3’s Co.
              USA Casino Royale (11) (PG-13) ››› (HD)             Employee of the Month (PG-13) ›› (HD)           House (CC) (TVPG) Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
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              VH-1 Best       Jenny       Mob Wives (TV14)        Celebrity Scandals      Celebrity Scandals      Wicked Single (TV14) Best          Jenny
            WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Singsation People               Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog.
              DISN Austin     ANT Farm Jessie         Good        ANT Farm Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (HD)               Deck       Good        Phineas
              ENC Nightmare on Elm St. 3: Dream                   Carlito’s Way (R, ‘93) ››› (Al Pacino) (CC)                 Remo Williams: Adventure
              HBO Girls (CC) I, Robot (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (HD)                     Sanctum (R, ‘11) ›› (CC) (HD)                  A Simple Plan (4:25) (R, ‘98) ››
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              MAX Co-Ed Confidential 3                Safe House (1:35) (R) ›› (HD)                   Terror Tract › (HD)                Fried-Tomatoes
             SHOW Jim Rome, Sho           Lies        Shameless (TVMA)         Californ. October Sky (PG, ‘99) ››› (HD)                  Shakespeare High
             STARZ Think Like a Man (PG-13, ‘12) ››               Friends With Benefits (2:05) ›››                The Bourne Supremacy, ‘04 ›››
              TMC Drones (11:45) (R) (HD)             Rumble Fish (R) (HD)                Candyman 3: Day of the Dead › Reunion (4:40) › (HD)
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TVTIMES                             MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS                                      March 16-22, 2013                              58


A                                                                        QUICK CLICKS
“Absolute Power” ›› (1997,
Suspense) Clint Eastwood. A                                                   4-STAR MOVIES
master thief stumbles into a
presidential conspiracy. (CC) (R)    “The Best Years of Our Lives”
(2:00) ENC Mon. 9:40 a.m.            ›››› (1946, Drama) Fredric            Rating Guide                       recommended for those
                                                                                                              under 17.
                                                                                                              NC–17 — Adults only.
“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective”         March. Three World War II veter-
                                     ans come home. (NR) (3:00)            G — For general audiences.
                                                                                                              NR — Not rated.
›› (1994, Comedy) Jim Car-
rey. A goofy gumshoe probes          TCM Tue. 5 p.m.                       PG — Parental guidance
the kidnapping of the Miami          “Children of Men” ››››                suggested; some material may
dolphin. (CC) (PG-13) (1:26)         (2006, Science Fiction) Clive         not be suitable for
STARZ Thu. 4:45 a.m.                 Owen. Infertility threatens           preteens.                          Review
                                                                                                              5 – Poor
“Adventures in Babysitting”          mankind with extinction. (CC)         PG-13 — Parents cautioned
                                                                                                              55 – Fair
›› (1987, Comedy) Elisabeth          (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat.             to give special guidance to
Shue. A Chicago baby sitter is       11:30 a.m.                            children under 13, because
                                                                                                              555 – Good
plunged into a comic night-          “The Dark Knight” ››››                some material may be
mare. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:42)       (2008, Action) Christian Bale.
                                                                                                              5555 – Excellent
                                                                           inappropriate.
                                                                           R — Restricted. Not
TMC Mon. 9:15 a.m.                   Batman battles a vicious crimi-
“After the Sunset” ›› (2004,         nal known as the Joker. (CC)
Comedy-Drama) Pierce Bros-           (HD) (PG-13) (3:15) TNT Sun. 8
nan. An FBI agent tracks a           p.m.                                 Wed. 9 a.m.                         10:15 p.m.
master thief and his girlfriend.     “Forbidden Planet” ››››              “Julius Caesar” ›››› (1953,         “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS         (1956, Science Fiction) Walter       Historical Drama) Marlon Bran-      Nest” ›››› (1975, Drama)
Tue. 2 a.m.                          Pidgeon. Astronauts find a           do. Political intrigues lead to     Jack Nicholson. An irreverent
“Agent Cody Banks” ››                stranded professor and his           Caesar’s downfall in old Rome.      troublemaker is committed to
(2003, Adventure) Frankie Mu-        daughter. (G) (2:00) TCM Wed.        (NR) (2:15) TCM Tue. 2:15           an asylum. (HD) (R) (3:00) ±
niz. A teenager leads a secret       8:30 p.m.                            a.m.                                Mon. 11 a.m.; Wed. 11 p.m.
double-life as a spy for the CIA.    “The French Connection”              “Kramer vs. Kramer” ››››
(CC) (HD) (PG) (1:42) SHOW                                                                                    “The Quiet Man” ››››
                                     ›››› (1971, Crime Drama)             (1979, Drama) Dustin Hoffman.       (1952, Drama) John Wayne. A
Fri. 7:15 a.m.                       Gene Hackman. Two New York           A divorced couple battle for
“Air Force One” ››› (1997,                                                                                    U.S. boxer returns to Ireland
                                     cops try to foil an international    custody of their young son. (PG)
Suspense) Harrison Ford. A ter-      drug ring. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:44)                                          and fights for his bride. (NR)
                                                                          (1:45) TCM Sun. 1:15 a.m.
rorist and his gang hijack the       MAX Tue. 3:30 a.m.                   “Million Dollar Baby” ››››          (2:30) TCM Sun. 6:30 p.m.
U.S. president’s plane. (CC) (R)     “The Graduate” ›››› (1967,           (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood.       “Tootsie” ›››› (1982, Come-
(2:04) STARZ Thu. 4 p.m.             Comedy) Dustin Hoffman. A            A cantankerous trainer bonds        dy) Dustin Hoffman. An unem-
“Alien Resurrection” ››              woman seduces a young man            with a female boxer. (CC) (HD)      ployed actor poses as a woman
(1997, Science Fiction) Sigour-      who falls for her daughter. (PG)     (PG-13) (2:12) MAX Thu. 12:45       to land a soap role. (PG) (2:00)
ney Weaver. Ripley’s clone and       (2:00) TCM Sat. 11:15 p.m.           p.m.                                TCM Sat. 5 p.m.
mercenaries battle escaped           “The Great Escape” ››››              “On the Waterfront” ››››            “Yankee Doodle Dandy” ››››
aliens. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:49)         (1963, War) Steve McQueen.           (1954, Drama) Marlon Brando.        (1942, Musical) James Cagney.
HBO Mon. 2:40 a.m.                   Allied POWs stage a daring es-       An uneducated dockworker            Life of song-and-dance man
“Alien vs. Predator” ››              cape from a Nazi prison camp.        challenges a powerful racket-       George M. Cohan. (NR) (2:15)
(2004, Science Fiction) Sanaa        (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:48) AMC            eer. (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue.           TCM Tue. 8 p.m.
Lathan. Antarctic explorers en-
counter deadly extraterrestrials.
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:40) MAX         (1:38) MAX Sun. 8:20 a.m.            an urgent Christmas mission.        BET Sun. 1:30 a.m., 2 p.m.
Mon. 10 p.m.                         “American Winter” (2013, Doc-        (CC) (PG) (1:40) STARZ Sun.         “Barry Munday” ›› (2010,
“Along Came Polly” ›› (2004,         umentary) Families struggle in       7:30 a.m., 5:25 p.m.; Mon.          Comedy-Drama) Patrick Wilson.
Romance-Comedy) Ben Stiller.         the aftermath of the economic        6:25 a.m.                           A slacker has to learn responsi-
A jilted newlywed finds solace       crisis. (HD) (NR) (1:30) HBO         “The Associate” ››› (1996,          bility after he impregnates a
with another woman. (CC) (HD)        Mon. 9 p.m.; Thu. 4:30 p.m.          Comedy) Whoopi Goldberg. Wall       stranger. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38)
(PG-13) (1:30) HBO Sat. 4            “Angels Crest” ›› (2011, Dra-        Street whiz invents male part-      SHOW Tue. 1:05 p.m.
p.m.; Fri. 3 p.m.                    ma) Thomas Dekker. A child’s         ner to bag clients. (CC) (HD)       “Beaches” ›› (1988, Drama)
“Alpha Dog” ›› (2006, Crime          death throws a town into tur-        (PG-13) (1:54) HBO Tue. 6 a.m.      Bette Midler. Two women from
Drama) Bruce Willis. A teenage       moil. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) TMC       “Attack of the 50-Foot              different worlds, best friends
drug dealer kidnaps a junkie’s       Mon. 12:35 a.m.                      Woman” › (1958, Science Fic-        for life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
younger brother. (CC) (HD) (R)       “Apollo 18” › (2011, Science         tion) Allison Hayes. A frustrated   (2:03) TMC Tue. 1 p.m.
(1:55) USA Tue. 2:05 a.m.            Fiction) Lloyd Owen. Footage         wife is turned into a vengeance-    “Beauty Shop” ›› (2005,
“Alvin and the Chipmunks:            from a moon mission reveals a        bent giant. (NR) (1:30) TCM         Comedy) Queen Latifah. A de-
Chipwrecked” › (2011, Come-          terrifying incident. (CC) (HD)       Sat. 6 a.m.                         termined hairstylist competes

                                                                          B
dy) Voices of Jason Lee. Live        (PG-13) (1:26) SHOW Wed.                                                 with her former boss. (CC) (PG-
action/animated. Alvin and           3:15 p.m.                                                                13) (2:00) BET Mon. 8 p.m.;
company are marooned on a            “Arachnophobia” ››› (1990,                                               Tue. 11 a.m.
not-so-deserted island. (CC)         Suspense) Jeff Daniels. Cou-         “Baby Boy” ››› (2001, Dra-          “Bel Ami” ›› (2012, Histori-
(HD) (G) (1:27) HBO Mon. 4           ple’s new farm has termites          ma) Tyrese Gibson. A man jug-       cal Drama) Robert Pattinson. A
p.m.                                 and Venezuelan spider. (CC)          gles womanizing with fighting       man seduces his way up the
“The Amazing Spider-Man”             (HD) (PG-13) (1:49) HBO Mon.         his mother’s boyfriend. (CC) (R)    ladder of Parisian society. (HD)
››› (2012, Action) Andrew            6:30 a.m.                            (2:09) ENC Mon. 1:50 a.m.           (R) (1:42) SHOW Thu. 1:35
Garfield. Peter Parker investi-      “Army of Darkness” ››                “Back to You and Me” ›››            a.m.
gates his parents’ disappear-        (1992, Fantasy) Bruce Camp-          (2005, Drama) Lisa Hartman          “Ben 10: Alien Swarm” ›
ance. (CC) (PG-13) (2:16)            bell. A time warp throws demon       Black. A successful doctor re-      (2009, Science Fiction) Ryan
STARZ Wed. 5:20 a.m., 1:15           hunter Ash into the Middle           turns home after many years         Kelley. Ben must prevent an
p.m., 11:15 p.m.                     Ages. (CC) (R) (1:21) ENC Wed.       away. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL         alien threat from destroying the
“American Heart” ››› (1992,          2:10 a.m.                            Sat. 1 p.m.                         world. (HD) (NR) (1:30) TOON
Drama) Jeff Bridges. An ex-con       “Arthur” ›› (2011, Romance-          “Bad Teacher” ›› (2011,             Sun. 11 a.m.
and his son make plans to            Comedy) Russell Brand. An irre-      Comedy) Cameron Diaz. Two           “Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens”
start over in Alaska. (CC) (HD)      sponsible playboy must choose        teachers vie for the affections     (2012, Science Fiction) Voices
(R) (1:53) TMC Tue. 3:15 p.m.        between love and money. (CC)         of a rich substitute. (CC) (R)      of Tara Strong. Animated. Re-
“American Man” (2012, Docu-          (HD) (PG-13) (1:50) HBO Mon.         (1:32) ENC Sat. 5 p.m.; Thu. 3      turning to Earth, a boy must
mentary) Concussions affect          8:30 a.m.; Thu. 6 p.m.               p.m., 9:50 p.m.                     battle an evil alien. (HD) (NR)
former football player Kevin         “Arthur” ››› (1981, Comedy)          “The Bank Job” ››› (2008,           (1:30) TOON Sun. 4:30 p.m.
Turner. (CC) (NR) (1:30) ESPN        Dudley Moore. A British butler       Crime Drama) Jason Statham.         “Ben 10: Race Against Time”
CLASSIC Sat. 1 p.m.; Sun. 2          helps his drunken master             Thieves tunnel into a bank vault    › (2007, Action) Graham
p.m.                                 choose love or money. (CC)           in 1971 London. (CC) (HD) (R)       Phillips. Ben and family must
“An American Werewolf in             (PG) (1:37) ENC Thu. 7:50 a.m.       (2:00) TBS Wed. 2 a.m.              stop plans for an alien inva-
Paris” › (1997, Horror) Tom          “Arthur Christmas” ›››               “B.A.P.S” › (1997, Comedy)          sion. (HD) (1:30) TOON Sat.
Everett Scott. A young Ameri-        (2011, Comedy) Voices of             Halle Berry. Georgia waitresses
can meets a lovely lycanthrope       James McAvoy. Animated. San-         find themselves in a posh L.A.
while in Paris. (CC) (HD) (R)        ta’s youngest son undertakes         mansion. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00)
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2:30 p.m.                            13) (2:00) CMT Sat. 3 p.m., 7                                           (1:30) TCM Sat. 7:30 a.m.
“Ben 10: Secret of the Omni-         p.m.                                                                    “Casino Royale” ››› (2006,
trix” (2007, Adventure) Voices       “The Bourne Supremacy” ›››                                              Action) Daniel Craig. James
of Tara Strong. Animated. A boy      (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon.        “Cairo” › (1942, Musical Com-       Bond plays poker with a man
seeks the creator of a device        Jason Bourne fights back when       edy) Jeanette MacDonald. An         who finances terrorists. (CC)
set to self-destruct. (HD) (NR)      the CIA tries to kill him. (CC)     American in Cairo gets mixed        (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) USA Fri. 11
(1:30) TOON Sat. 11 a.m.             (PG-13) (1:48) STARZ Sun. 4         up with spies and romance.          p.m.
“The Benchwarmers” › (2006,          a.m., 1:40 p.m., 10 p.m.; Fri.      (NR) (1:45) TCM Thu. 2:45           “Casper” ››› (1995, Fantasy)
Comedy) David Spade. A mil-                                              p.m.                                Christina Ricci. Teen befriends
                                     10:40 a.m., 5:20 p.m.; Sat. 4
lionaire helps three nerdy pals                                          “Calendar Girls” ››› (2003,         Casper, the friendly ghost. (CC)
                                     a.m.
form a baseball team. (CC) (PG-                                          Comedy-Drama) Helen Mirren.         (PG) (1:40) ENC Sun. 6:30
                                     “The Boy With Green Hair”           Yorkshire women pose nude for
13) (1:25) STARZ Wed. 3:50           ››› (1948, Drama) Pat                                                   a.m.; Thu. 11 a.m.
p.m.; Thu. 3:15 a.m., 7:45                                               a calendar. (CC) (PG-13) (1:48)     “Catching Hell” ››› (2011,
                                     O’Brien. A young war orphan’s       ENC Tue. 8:20 a.m.
a.m.                                 hair changes color overnight.                                           Documentary) Citizens of Chica-
“The Best Exotic Marigold Ho-                                            “Call Northside 777” ›››            go blame baseball fan Steve
                                     (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu. 11:15          (1948, Crime Drama) James
tel” ››› (2011, Comedy-Dra-          p.m.                                                                    Bartman for a Cubs loss. (CC)
ma) Judi Dench. British retirees                                         Stewart. A reporter tries to free   (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Fri.
                                     “The Boys Are Back” ››              an innocent man from prison.
move into a dilapidated hotel in     (2009, Comedy-Drama) Clive                                              7 p.m., 9 p.m.
India. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:04)                                          (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 12:15          “Chacales de la Frontera”
                                     Owen. A grieving widower strug-     a.m.
HBO Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 12:45          gles to raise his two sons                                              (1990, Drama) Pedro Infante Jr.
a.m., 2:15 p.m.; Tue. 11:15                                              “Camp Rock” ››› (2008, Mu-          Dos hombres en busca de una
                                     alone. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) D        sical Comedy) Joe Jonas.
a.m., 7:15 p.m.                      Sat. 7 p.m.                                                             vida mejor caen en problemas.
“The Best Man” ››› (1999,                                                Celebrity singers coach aspiring    (NR) (2:00) R Sat. 3 p.m.
                                     “Braveheart” ››› (1995, His-        musicians at a special summer
Comedy-Drama) Taye Diggs. A          torical Drama) Mel Gibson. A                                            “Chasing Leprechauns” (2012,
writer meets an old flame at                                             camp. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:45)         Comedy-Drama) Adrian Pasdar.
                                     Scottish rebel rallies his coun-    DISN Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 2:30
his friend’s wedding. (CC) (R)       trymen against England. (CC)                                            Irish folks who believe in lep-
(2:30) BET Sat. 3 p.m.                                                   p.m.                                rechauns oppose a project.
                                     (HD) (R) (2:57) AMC Mon. 3          “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam”
“The Best Years of Our Lives”        p.m.; Tue. 9:30 a.m.                                                    (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 11
›››› (1946, Drama) Fredric                                               › (2010, Musical Comedy)            a.m.
                                     “Breakaway” (2011, Comedy)          Demi Lovato. Musicians chal-
March. Three World War II vet-       Russell Peters. A young man is                                          “Cheaper by the Dozen” ››
erans come home. (NR) (3:00)                                             lenge rivals to the ultimate bat-   (2003, Comedy) Steve Martin.
                                     torn between his family and         tle of the bands. (CC) (HD) (NR)
TCM Tue. 5 p.m.                      hockey. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)                                               A man must handle the chaos
“Big Easy Express” ›››                                                   (1:50) DISN Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri.       surrounding his 12 children.
                                     (1:41) TMC Tue. 5:30 a.m.           2:30 p.m.
(2012, Documentary) Three in-        “Breakin’ All the Rules” ››                                             (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:38) HBO
die bands travel aboard an an-                                           “Candyman 3: Day of the             Mon. 10:30 a.m.
                                     (2004, Romance-Comedy)              Dead” › (1999, Horror) Tony
tique train. (CC) (HD) (NR)          Jamie Foxx. A man writes a                                              “Cherry Crush” (2007, Drama)
(1:06) SHOW Tue. 5:45 a.m.                                               Todd. A woman tries to dis-         Nikki Reed. Jordan finds trou-
                                     successful how-to book on           prove a horror legend. (R)
“Big Trouble in Little China”        breakups. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)                                             ble after meeting Shay. (CC)
›› (1986, Action) Kurt Rus-                                              (1:33) TMC Tue. 2:45 a.m.;          (HD) (R) (1:29) TMC Wed. 6:30
                                     (1:25) MAX Sat. 11:50 a.m.          Sat. 3:05 a.m.
sell. A trucker and a lawyer get                                                                             p.m.
                                     “Bridesmaids” ››› (2011,            “Can’t Buy Me Love” ››
trapped in a sorcerer’s empire.                                                                              “Chicago” ››› (2002, Musi-
                                     Comedy) Kristen Wiig. A maid        (1987, Comedy) Patrick
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) AMC                                                                                 cal) Catherine Zeta-Jones. Rival
Fri. 9 a.m.                          of honor’s life unravels as the     Dempsey. A desperate nerd
                                     big day approaches. (CC) (HD)                                           entertainers vie for the spot-
“Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adven-                                           hires a girl to pose as his girl-   light from behind bars. (HD)
ture” ››› (1989, Comedy)             (NR) (2:12) MAX Tue. 10 p.m.        friend. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY
                                     “Bridget Jones: The Edge of                                             (PG-13) (1:53) SHOW Sun.
Keanu Reeves. Dopey dudes                                                Thu. 6 a.m.                         9:30 a.m.
time-travel to fetch celebrities     Reason” ›› (2004, Romance-          “Canvas” › (1992, Action)
                                     Comedy) Renée Zellweger. Brid-                                          “Children of Men” ››››
for a school project. (CC) (HD)                                          Gary Busey. An artist and his       (2006, Science Fiction) Clive
(PG) (2:02) COM Tue. 2 p.m.          get faces threats to her new-       girlfriend steal to save his
                                     found happiness with Mark.                                              Owen. Infertility threatens
“Billy Elliot” ››› (2000, Dra-                                           brother from a mobster. (CC)        mankind with extinction. (CC)
ma) Julie Walters. A British min-    (CC) (R) (1:46) STARZ Wed.          (HD) (R) (1:34) TMC Tue. 10         (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat.
er’s son takes dancing lessons       7:05 p.m.; Thu. 10:45 a.m.          p.m.                                11:30 a.m.
in secret. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50)      “Bringing Down the House”           “Captain Corelli’s Mandolin”        “The Chronicles of Riddick”
TMC Thu. 4:05 p.m.                   ›› (2003, Comedy) Steve Mar-        ›› (2001, Drama) Nicolas            ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Vin
“Billy Madison” › (1995, Com-        tin. A brassy ex-con gets an up-    Cage. An Italian officer strikes    Diesel. A fugitive fights an in-
edy) Adam Sandler. A hotel           tight attorney to clear her         a chord with a Greek villager.      vading ruler and his army. (CC)
magnate’s adult son goes back        name. (CC) (PG-13) (1:45) ENC       (HD) (R) (2:07) SHOW Mon.           (HD) (NR) (2:15) MAX Sat.
to grade school. (CC) (PG-13)        Sun. 8:10 a.m., 10 p.m.; Thu.       5:50 p.m.                           2:50 p.m.; Wed. 5:45 p.m.
(1:29) ENC Wed. 10:15 a.m., 8        8 p.m.; Fri. 5:05 a.m., 12:50       “Car Wash” ››› (1976, Com-          “Cinderella Jones” ›› (1946,
p.m.                                 p.m.                                edy) Richard Pryor. An L.A. car     Musical Comedy) Joan Leslie.
“Black Death” ››› (2010,             “Brokedown Palace” ››               wash hosts a collection of zany     An heiress is forced to marry a
Horror) Sean Bean. A monk in-        (1999, Drama) Claire Danes.         characters. (CC) (HD) (PG)          genius or lose her fortune. (NR)
vestigates rumors of people be-      Two U.S. teens are jailed in        (1:37) TMC Wed. 6:35 a.m.           (1:30) TCM Mon. 12:30 p.m.
ing resurrected. (CC) (HD) (R)       Thailand for drug smuggling.        “The Careless Years” ››             “A Cinderella Story” ››
(1:42) TMC Sun. 2:15 p.m.            (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:40) HBO        (1957, Drama) Dean Stockwell.       (2004, Romance-Comedy) Hi-
“Blackthorn” ››› (2011,              Wed. 2 p.m.                         A teen announces his engage-        lary Duff. A teenager meets a
Western) Sam Shepard. The            “The Brothers Solomon” ›            ment to a woman he barely           high-school quarterback online.
outlaw formerly known as Butch       (2007, Comedy) Will Arnett.         knows. (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri.         (CC) (PG) (2:00) OXY Sat. 3
Cassidy has a final adventure.       Two socially inept siblings look    12:45 a.m.                          p.m.
(CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) TMC Sun.        for mates. (HD) (R) (2:00) FX       “Carlito’s Way” ››› (1993,          “Civil Brand” ›› (2002, Dra-
4 p.m.                               Sat. 1:30 a.m.                      Crime Drama) Al Pacino. An ex-      ma) Mos Def. Abused female
“Blame It on the Bellboy” ››         “Bucky Larson: Born to Be a         con finds it hard to escape his     inmates lead a prison uprising.
(1992, Comedy) Dudley Moore.         Star” › (2011, Comedy) Nick         former life of crime. (CC) (R)      (CC) (R) (2:00) BET Thu. 1 a.m.
Hotel guests are embroiled in a      Swardson. A man learns his          (2:24) ENC Sat. 2 a.m.              “Clive Barker’s Book of Blood”
series of misadventures. (CC)        parents were famous porn            “Carolina Blues” ›› (1944,          ›› (2008, Horror) Jonas Arm-
(HD) (PG-13) (1:19) TMC Fri.         stars. (CC) (R) (1:36) STARZ        Musical) Kay Kyser. A band-         strong. Supernatural highways
8:15 a.m.                            Wed. 3:20 a.m.                      leader easily finds a replace-      transport souls to the afterlife.
“Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One        “Budz House” (2012, Comedy)         ment for his lead singer. (NR)      (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Thu.
for the Road” ›› (2006, Com-         Wesley Jonathan. Stoner pals        (1:30) TCM Wed. 4 a.m.              11 a.m.
edy) Comics Jeff Foxworthy,          hit the jackpot with a big bag of   “Carson City” ›› (1952,             “Cold Creek Manor” › (2003,
Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Eng-       weed. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24) TMC      Western) Randolph Scott. Sabo-      Suspense) Dennis Quaid. An
vall. (HD) (NR) (2:30) CMT Sun.      Sun. 9:30 p.m.; Thu. 11:30          tage delays civil engineer’s        ex-con plagues a family in their
4:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m.; Fri. 9        p.m.                                completion of railroad. (NR)        new mansion. (CC) (R) (1:59)
p.m.                                 “Bulletproof” › (1996, Action)      (1:45) TCM Sat. 10:15 a.m.          ENC Tue. 10:10 a.m.
“Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The        Damon Wayans. Assassins dog         “The Case of the Curious            “Colombiana” ›› (2011, Ac-
Movie” ›› (2003, Documen-            a cop and a fugitive witness en     Bride” ›› (1935, Mystery)           tion) Zoe Saldana. A profes-
tary) Jeff Foxworthy. Jeff Fox-      route to L.A. (CC) (R) (1:24)       Warren William. A woman is
worthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White,     ENC Sat. 6:35 p.m.; Sun. 4:50       blackmailed by the husband
Larry the Cable Guy. (CC) (PG-       p.m.; Thu. 11:30 p.m.               she believed was dead. (NR)            Continued on next page
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sional assassin seeks revenge        pedition finds a prehistoric man       lovers to inherit money. (CC)       “Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry” ›››
for the murder of her parents.       with gills. (G) (1:30) TCM Sat.        (HD) (R) (1:23) MAX Wed.            (1974, Action) Peter Fonda.
(CC) (PG-13) (1:47) STARZ            Noon                                   11:05 a.m.                          Lawmen chase two auto-racing
Mon. 1 a.m., 10:40 a.m., 7:05        “Crime Spree” ›› (2003,                “The Day After Tomorrow” ››         extortionists for $150,000.
p.m.                                 Comedy-Drama) Gérard Depar-            (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid.        (PG) (1:45) TCM Fri. 11 p.m.
“Come Early Morning” ›››             dieu. French thieves rob a             Global warming leads to world-      “The Disappearance of Alice
(2006, Drama) Ashley Judd. A         Chicago mobster’s home by              wide natural disasters. (CC)        Creed” ››› (2009, Suspense)
wild woman contemplates hav-         mistake. (CC) (R) (1:39) TMC           (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) MAX Sat.        Gemma Arterton. Two men for-
ing a serious relationship. (CC)     Thu. 11:05 a.m.                        6:50 p.m.                           tify an apartment, then im-
(HD) (R) (2:00) LIFE Sun.            “Crossfire Hurricane” ›››              “Dazed and Confused” ›››            prison a woman in it. (CC) (HD)
12:30 p.m.                           (2012, Documentary) The                (1993, Drama) Jason London.         (R) (1:40) SHOW Fri. 3:30 a.m.
“The Comebacks” › (2007,             wilder side of rock ’n’ roll leg-      Teens waste another day in          “Don’t Be a Menace to South
Comedy) David Koechner. An           ends the Rolling Stones. (CC)          1976 Austin, Texas. (CC) (R)        Central While Drinking Your
unlucky football coach takes         (HD) (NR) (1:51) HBO Thu.              (1:43) ENC Sat. 3:15 p.m.           Juice in the Hood” ›› (1996,
over a misfit college team. (HD)     8:30 a.m.                              “The Dead Pool” ›› (1988,           Comedy) Shawn Wayans. A
(PG-13) (2:30) FX Tue. 10 a.m.       “Cruel Intentions” ›› (1999,           Action) Clint Eastwood. “Dirty”     teen faces problems in his old
“Compulsion” ››› (1959,              Drama) Sarah Michelle Gellar.          Harry faces off against a psy-      Los Angeles neighborhood.
Crime Drama) Orson Welles.           Teens pass the time playing            chotic film buff. (CC) (R) (1:31)   (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) MAX Sat.
Based on the Loeb-Leopold            wicked games of seduction. (R)         ENC Tue. 2:30 a.m.; Fri. 8 p.m.
                                     (2:00) OXY Thu. 6 p.m.; Fri.                                               1:20 p.m.
murder case of 1920s Chicago.                                               “Death Race” ›› (2008, Ac-          “The Doom Generation” ››
(NR) (2:00) TCM Thu. 5 p.m.          Midnight                               tion) Jason Statham. Prisoners
                                     “Curly Sue” ››› (1991, Com-                                                (1995, Drama) James Duval.
“Coneheads” ›› (1993, Com-                                                  compete in a brutal car race to     Three alienated youths embark
edy) Dan Aykroyd. The “Satur-        edy-Drama) James Belushi. A            win their freedom. (HD) (R)
                                     girl and her mentor con their                                              on an odyssey of mayhem. (CC)
day Night Live” aliens adjust to                                            (2:30) FX Sun. 10:30 a.m.;          (HD) (R) (1:10) SHOW Wed.
life on Earth. (CC) (PG) (2:02)      way into a lawyer’s heart. (CC)        Mon. 8:30 a.m.
                                     (PG) (1:42) ENC Mon. 7:50                                                  1:30 a.m.
COM Sat. 9:40 a.m.; Sun.                                                    “Death Wish V: The Face of
                                     a.m.                                                                       “Doubt” ››› (2008, Drama)

                                     D
11:55 a.m.                                                                  Death” › (1994, Crime Drama)
“Conspiracy Theory” ››                                                                                          Meryl Streep. A nun and a
                                                                            Charles Bronson. Vigilante Paul
(1997, Suspense) Mel Gibson.                                                Kersey avenges his lover’s mur-     priest clash over allegations of
A paranoid cabbie’s rantings                                                der. (CC) (R) (2:00) 4 Sun. 1       child abuse. (CC) (PG-13)
make him a CIA target. (CC) (R)      “Daddy’s Little Girls” ››                                                  (2:00) D Sat. 9 p.m.
                                     (2007, Romance) Gabrielle              a.m.
(2:15) ENC Sun. 2:10 a.m.;                                                  “Deceived” ››› (1991, Sus-          “Down to the Sea in Ships”
                                     Union. A poor mechanic and an                                              ›› (1949, Adventure) Richard
Thu. 12:40 p.m.                                                             pense) Goldie Hawn. An art ex-
                                     attorney share an unexpected                                               Widmark. A whaling captain
“The Constant Gardener” ›››          romance. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)             pert searches for her hus-
(2005, Drama) Ralph Fiennes.                                                band’s true identity. (CC) (HD)     takes his grandson to sea. (NR)
                                     (2:00) TBS Sun. 1 p.m.                                                     (2:15) TCM Thu. 7 p.m.
An English diplomat investi-         “Daffy Duck’s Quackbusters”            (PG-13) (1:43) SHOW Thu. 4:25
gates the death of his wife.                                                a.m.                                “Dragon Eyes” (2012, Action)
                                     ››› (1988, Fantasy) Voices of                                              Jean-Claude Van Damme. Hong
(CC) (HD) (R) (2:08) TMC Sun.        Mel Blanc. Animated. Daffy’s           “The Deceivers” ›› (1988,
5:45 p.m.                                                                   Adventure) Pierce Brosnan.          uses his fighting skills to save
                                     ghost-busting links 11 car-                                                a neighborhood. (CC) (HD) (R)
“Constantine” ›› (2005, Fan-         toons. (CC) (HD) (G) (1:19)            British agent and native expose
tasy) Keanu Reeves. A man                                                   Thugs in colonial India. (CC)       (1:28) MAX Sun. 3:05 p.m.
                                     MAX Mon. 8 a.m.                                                            “Dragon Wasps” (2012, Sci-
who sees demons helps a po-          “Dangerous Kiss” ›› (1995,             (HD) (PG-13) (1:52) TMC Wed.
licewoman probe her sister’s                                                8:15 a.m.                           ence Fiction) Corin Nemec. Sol-
                                     Suspense) Kevin Dillon. A                                                  diers battle gigantic, flying in-
death. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00)          teenage sleuth latches onto a          “Deep Impact” ›› (1998, Dra-
AMC Thu. 5 p.m.; Fri. 1 p.m.                                                ma) Robert Duvall. A large          sects that shoot fire. (CC) (HD)
                                     serial killer’s trail. (CC) (HD) (R)                                       (NR) (2:00) SYFY Fri. Noon
“Contraband” ›› (2012, Ac-           (1:34) SHOW Tue. 2:45 p.m.             comet is on a collision course
tion) Mark Wahlberg. A former                                               with Earth. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)       “Dreamgirls” ››› (2006, Mu-
                                     “A Dangerous Method” ›››                                                   sical) Jamie Foxx. Three singers
smuggler finds he has to get         (2011, Drama) Keira Knightley.         (2:30) TNT Sun. 12:30 a.m.
back in the game. (CC) (HD) (R)                                             “Deliver Us From Eva” ››            learn that fame has a high
                                     Dr. Carl Jung treats beautiful                                             price. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (3:00)
(1:50) MAX Thu. 10 p.m.              but unbalanced Sabina. (CC)            (2003, Romance-Comedy) LL
“The Cookout” › (2004, Com-                                                 Cool J. A legendary Lothario is     BET Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 4:30
                                     (R) (1:39) STARZ Fri. 12:30                                                p.m.
edy) Ja Rule. An athlete’s moth-     p.m.                                   hired to romance a meddling
er has a wild barbecue at his                                               woman. (CC) (R) (2:30) BET          “Drive Angry” ›› (2011, Ac-
                                     “Daredevil” ›› (2003, Action)                                              tion) Nicolas Cage. A brutal
mansion. (PG-13) (2:05) VH1          Ben Affleck. A blind attorney          Sat. 11 p.m.; Sun. 7:30 p.m.
Sat. 6:55 p.m.; Sun. 10:30           fights crime at night. (CC) (HD)       “The Descendants” ›››               felon escapes from hell to save
a.m.                                 (PG-13) (2:00) TNT Mon. 1              (2011, Drama) George Clooney.       his grandchild. (CC) (HD) (R)
“The Cookout” › (2004, Com-          a.m.                                   A man navigates unfamiliar wa-      (1:44) SHOW Sat. 10:30 p.m.
edy) Ja Rule. An athlete’s moth-     “Dark Blue” ›› (2002, Crime            ters after his wife’s accident.     “Drones” ›› (2010, Comedy)
er has a wild barbecue at his        Drama) Kurt Russell. A police          (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) HBO Fri.       Jonathan M. Woodward. An of-
mansion. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00)         sergeant tries to pin murders          4:20 a.m.                           fice worker discovers that some
BET Thu. 10 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m.        on two ex-convicts. (CC) (HD)          “Desire Me” ›› (1947, Ro-           of his colleagues are aliens.
“Corvette Summer” ›› (1978,          (R) (1:53) TMC Wed. 1:15 a.m.          mance) Greer Garson. A former       (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) TMC Fri.
Comedy-Drama) Mark Hamill.           “The Dark Knight” ››››                 POW returns home to find his        11:45 p.m.
Hooker in van picks up teen on       (2008, Action) Christian Bale.         wife has a new lover. (NR)          “Drugstore Cowboy” ›››
trail of stolen Stingray. (PG)       Batman battles a vicious crimi-        (1:45) TCM Mon. 5 p.m.              (1989, Drama) Matt Dillon.
(1:45) TCM Sat. 12:45 a.m.           nal known as the Joker. (CC)           “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” ››           Drug addicts resort to robbery
“Cowboys & Aliens” ››                (HD) (PG-13) (3:15) TNT Sun. 8         (2010, Comedy) Zachary Gor-         to support their habit. (HD) (R)
(2011, Science Fiction) Daniel       p.m.                                   don. A middle-school student        (1:40) TMC Sun. 4 a.m.
Craig. Extraterrestrials attack a    “Dark Relic” (2010, Fantasy)           chronicles his misadventures.       “The Duchess” ››› (2008,
19th-century Arizona town. (CC)      James Frain. In 1099, a knight         (HD) (PG) (2:00) TOON Sat. 7        Historical Drama) Keira Knight-
(HD) (PG-13) (1:58) HBO Mon.         must defeat a murderous de-            p.m.; Sun. 6 p.m.                   ley. A late-1700s noblewoman
5:30 p.m.; Fri. 8 a.m.               mon. (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY             “Dinner for Schmucks” ››            becomes a powerful force for
“Crank: High Voltage” ›              Wed. 3 a.m.                            (2010, Comedy) Steve Carell.        change. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30)
(2009, Action) Jason Statham.        “The Darkest Hour” › (2011,            Comic misadventures follow a        OXY Fri. 7:30 a.m., 1 p.m.
Chev Chelios seeks revenge for       Science Fiction) Emile Hirsch.         man’s encounter with a buf-         “Dudley Do-Right” ›› (1999,
his stolen heart. (HD) (R)           An alien attack sweeps up              foon. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:32)      Comedy) Brendan Fraser. The
(2:22) SPIKE Mon. 3:20 p.m.,         American tourists in Moscow.           COM Sat. 6:28 p.m.                  live-action version of Jay Ward’s
10:45 p.m.                           (HD) (PG-13) (1:29) SHOW Sat.          “Dino Wolf” (2009, Horror)          classic cartoon. (CC) (HD) (PG)
“Crazy, Stupid, Love.” ›››           9 p.m.; Fri. 10:30 p.m.                Maxwell Caulfield. People track     (1:17) HBO Sun. 6 a.m.; Fri.
(2011, Romance-Comedy)               “The Daughter of Rosie O’-             a deadly creature with human        6:30 a.m.
Steve Carell. A suddenly single      Grady” ›› (1950, Musical               and wolf DNA. (CC) (HD) (NR)        “Duplex” ›› (2003, Comedy)
40-something needs help find-        Comedy) June Haver. A vaude-           (1:26) TMC Wed. 3:25 p.m.           Ben Stiller. A couple tries to get
ing his groove again. (CC) (HD)      villian’s daughter seeks a ca-         “Dirty Dancing” ››› (1987,          rid of an annoying neighbor.
(PG-13) (1:58) MAX Wed. 2:10         reer in show business. (NR)            Romance) Jennifer Grey. A shel-     (CC) (PG-13) (1:29) ENC Tue.
p.m.                                 (2:00) TCM Sun. 11 a.m.                tered teen falls for a street-      6:45 a.m.
“Creature From the Black La-         “Dawg” › (2002, Romance-               wise dance instructor. (PG-13)
goon” ››› (1954, Horror)             Comedy) Denis Leary. A wom-            (2:30) VH1 Thu. 7:30 p.m., 11
Richard Carlson. An Amazon ex-       anizer must apologize to past          p.m.                                   Continued on next page
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                                     (2:00) ± Wed. 9 p.m.                 “Finian’s Rainbow” ›››               cops try to foil an international

                                     F
                                                                          (1968, Fantasy) Fred Astaire.        drug ring. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:44)
                                                                          An Irishman and his daughter         MAX Tue. 3:30 a.m.
“Earth Girls Are Easy” ››                                                                                      “Friday After Next” › (2002,
                                                                          steal a leprechaun’s pot of
(1989, Musical Comedy) Geena         “Face/Off” ››› (1997, Ac-                                                 Comedy) Ice Cube. Two cousins
                                                                          gold. (G) (2:30) TCM Sun. 8:30
Davis. Misguided aliens find         tion) John Travolta. An FBI          a.m.                                 land jobs as security guards at
themselves lusting for Earth         agent and his nemesis trade          “Fire in Babylon” ››› (2010,         a shopping mall. (CC) (R) (2:00)
women. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:40)         physical identities. (CC) (HD)       Documentary) The 1970s-’80s          BET Mon. 10 p.m.; Tue. 4 p.m.
SHOW Mon. 11:45 a.m.                 (R) (3:00) TBS Thu. 2 a.m.           West Indies cricket team wins        “Friday Night Lights” ›››
“Eat Pray Love” ›› (2010,            “Faithful in My Fashion” ›››         World Cups. (CC) (NR) (1:45)         (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thorn-
Drama) Julia Roberts. A di-          (1946, Romance-Comedy) Don-          ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 11:45              ton. A football coach leads
vorcee embarks on a global           na Reed. A returning soldier         p.m.                                 high-school players in Texas.
quest to change her life. (PG-       finds his girl is betrothed to an-   “Firestorm” › (1998, Action)         (CC) (PG-13) (1:57) ENC Sat.
13) (2:30) OXY Fri. 6:30 p.m.        other. (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 2        Howie Long. Firefighters en-         1:15 p.m., 8 p.m.; Wed. 9:30
“The Eddy Duchin Story” ››           p.m.                                 counter convicts. (CC) (HD) (R)      p.m.; Thu. 5:50 a.m.
(1956, Biography) Tyrone Pow-        “Fall Time” ›› (1995, Crime          (1:29) MAX Sun. 10 a.m.              “Fried Green Tomatoes” ›››
er. A pharmaceutical student         Drama) Mickey Rourke. Three          “First Knight” ›› (1995, Ad-         (1991, Drama) Kathy Bates. An
becomes a sensation as a pi-         prankish students cross paths        venture) Sean Connery. The evil      old woman tells a friend of two
anist. (NR) (2:15) TCM Wed.          with bank robbers. (CC) (HD)         Malagant threatens the peace         1930s Southern women. (CC)
10:45 a.m.                           (R) (1:28) TMC Tue. 5:15 p.m.        of Camelot. (HD) (PG-13) (3:00)      (HD) (PG-13) (2:10) MAX Sat.
“Edward Scissorhands” ›››            “Family Band: The Cowsills           ± Sat. 3 p.m.; Wed. 3 p.m.           5:10 a.m.
(1990, Fantasy) Johnny Depp.         Story” ›› (2011, Documen-            “Flicka” ›› (2006, Drama) Ali-       “Friends With Benefits” ›››
A man-made misfit cuts a tragic      tary) The 1960s musical group        son Lohman. A rancher’s              (2011, Romance-Comedy)
figure in suburbia. (CC) (HD)        the Cowsills. (HD) (NR) (1:26)       teenage daughter tames a mus-        Justin Timberlake. Complica-
(PG-13) (1:45) MAX Sat. 8:15         SHOW Tue. 7 p.m.                     tang. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00)          tions unfold when two friends
a.m.                                 “Far Cry” (2008, Action) Til         HALL Fri. 8 p.m.                     add sex to their relationship.
“El Gringo” (2012, Action)           Schweiger. Two reporters inves-      “The Flowers of St. Francis”         (CC) (R) (1:49) STARZ Sat.
Scott Adkins. A man with a suit-     tigate the deaths of mercenar-       ››› (1950, Drama) Aldo Fab-          2:05 a.m.
case full of money crosses into      ies. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:35) TMC        rizi. St. Francis of Assisi deliv-   “From Dusk Till Dawn” ››
Mexico. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42)         Tue. 6:45 p.m.                       ers his message of love. (NR)
MAX Wed. 12:30 p.m.                                                                                            (1996, Horror) Harvey Keitel.
                                     “The Fast and the Furious:           (1:30) TCM Fri. 6:30 p.m.            Fugitive brothers encounter
“Elvis and Anabelle” ››              Tokyo Drift” ›› (2006, Action)       “Flypaper” ›› (2011, Comedy)
(2007, Drama) Max Minghella.                                                                                   vampires south of the border.
                                     Lucas Black. An American             Patrick Dempsey. A man tries         (CC) (HD) (R) (1:47) MAX Thu.
The son of a funeral director re-    street racer takes on a Japan-       to protect a bank teller. (CC)
vives a dead beauty queen.                                                                                     6:10 p.m.
                                     ese champion. (HD) (PG-13)           (HD) (NR) (1:24) SHOW Thu.           “The Front Page” ››› (1931,
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) MAX         (2:51) SPIKE Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu.       6:30 p.m.
Tue. 5:15 a.m.                                                                                                 Comedy) Adolphe Menjou.
                                     5:08 p.m.                            “Foolish” › (1999, Comedy-           Chicago managing editor stalls
“Elvis Has Left the Building”        “Fever Pitch” ›› (2005, Ro-          Drama) Eddie Griffin. A comic
(2004, Comedy) Kim Basinger.                                                                                   ace reporter with story. (NR)
                                     mance-Comedy) Drew Barry-            doesn’t want to trade artistic       (1:45) TCM Mon. 4:45 a.m.
A woman goes on the run after        more. A woman falls in love          integrity for fame. (CC) (HD) (R)
killing Elvis impersonators. (CC)                                                                              “A Fugitive From Justice” ››
                                     with a die-hard baseball fan.        (1:36) MAX Fri. 1:50 p.m.            (1940, Crime Drama) Roger
(HD) (PG-13) (1:31) TMC Fri.         (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Sat. 1       “For All Mankind” ››› (1989,
9:35 a.m.                                                                                                      Pryor. A man wanted for insur-
                                     p.m.                                 Documentary) Jim Lovell. NASA        ance fraud is chased by gang-
“Emmanuel’s Gift” ›››                “Fever Pitch” ›› (2005, Ro-          footage of Earth and the moon
(2005, Documentary) Narrated                                                                                   sters. (NR) (1:00) TCM Tue.
                                     mance-Comedy) Drew Barry-            set to words and music. (NR)         11:30 a.m.
by Oprah Winfrey. A Ghanaian         more. A woman falls in love          (1:30) TCM Wed. 5 p.m.
born with a deformed leg be-                                                                                   “Full Metal Jacket” ›››
                                     with a die-hard baseball fan.        “For Richer or Poorer” ›             (1987, War) Matthew Modine.
comes an athlete. (CC) (G)           (CC) (PG-13) (1:00) OXY Sun.         (1997, Romance-Comedy) Tim
(1:30) ESPN CLASSIC Sun.                                                                                       Stanley Kubrick’s harrowing
                                     10 a.m.                              Allen. Wealthy Manhattanites
1:30 a.m.                                                                                                      portrait of the Vietnam War.
                                     “The Fifth Element” ›››              pose as an Amish man’s kin.
“Employee of the Month” ››                                                                                     (CC) (R) (1:56) ENC Wed.
                                     (1997, Science Fiction) Bruce        (CC) (PG-13) (1:55) STARZ Tue.       11:45 a.m., 11:30 p.m.

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(2006, Comedy) Dane Cook.            Willis. A New York cabby tries       8:20 a.m.
Two store clerks vie for a covet-    to save Earth in 2259. (CC)          “Forbidden Planet” ››››
ed award. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)          (PG-13) (2:07) ENC Tue. 9:40         (1956, Science Fiction) Walter
(2:00) USA Sat. 2 a.m.               p.m.                                 Pidgeon. Astronauts find a           “Galaxy Quest” ››› (1999,
“The English Patient” ›››            “50/50” ››› (2011, Comedy-           stranded professor and his           Comedy) Tim Allen. Aliens kid-
(1996, Drama) Ralph Fiennes.         Drama) Joseph Gordon-Levitt.         daughter. (G) (2:00) TCM Wed.        nap actors from an old sci-fi TV
Count’s fling with a British new-    Learning that he has cancer, a       8:30 p.m.                            series. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:44)
lywed leads to tragedy. (HD) (R)     young man vows to beat the           “The Forger” (2012, Drama)           MAX Thu. 3 p.m.
(2:42) TMC Tue. Midnight             odds. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:39) TMC       Josh Hutcherson. A teen en-          “Game Change” ››› (2012,
“Escape From New York” ›››           Fri. 10 p.m.                         counters the underground world       Docudrama) Julianne Moore.
(1981, Action) Kurt Russell.         “The Fighter” ››› (2010,             of art forgery. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)    Gov. Sarah Palin becomes Sen.
The president is missing in the      Drama) Mark Wahlberg. Two            (1:33) TMC Wed. 4:55 p.m.            John McCain’s running mate in
prison city of Manhattan. (HD)       brothers reunite to train for a      “Forrest Gump” ››› (1994,            2008. (CC) (HD) (1:58) HBO
(R) (1:40) AMC Thu. 3 p.m.;          historic boxing match. (HD) (R)      Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. An          Thu. 2:30 p.m.; Fri. 12:05 a.m.
Fri. 1:30 a.m., 11 a.m.              (2:30) FX Sat. 7:30 p.m.; Tue.       innocent man enters history          “The Gene Krupa Story” ››
“Eskimo” ›› (1933, Adven-            6:30 p.m.; Wed. 4 p.m.               from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)      (1959, Biography) Sal Mineo.
ture) Peter Freuchen. Eskimo         “The Fighting 69th” ›››              (HD) (PG-13) (2:22) HBO Sat.         The story of the famous jazz
harpoons trader, Mountie ar-         (1940, War) James Cagney.            5:30 p.m.                            drummer’s rise to stardom.
rives; mostly native cast. (NR)      Brooklyn brawler joins World         “Forsaking All Others” ››            (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 1 p.m.
(2:00) TCM Thu. 6:15 a.m.            War I Irish-American regiment.       (1934, Romance-Comedy) Joan          “Gentle Ben: Terror on the
“Evangelion 1.11: You Are            (NR) (1:45) TCM Sun. 5 a.m.          Crawford. A jilted socialite         Mountain” (2003, Adventure)
(Not) Alone” (2007, Action)          “The Final Cut” ›› (2004, Sci-       tracks down her missing fiance.      Dean Cain. Mark and his uncle
Voices of Megumi Ogata. Ani-         ence Fiction) Robin Williams. A      (NR) (1:30) TCM Sat. 4:30            try to prevent pollution. (CC)
mated. A teenager must fight to      man finds an unexpected con-         a.m.                                 (HD) (1:36) TMC Tue. 9:30
save mankind from giant mon-         nection to his own darkest se-       “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” ›››         a.m.
sters. (HD) (NR) (2:30) TOON         cret. (HD) (PG-13) (1:43) TMC        (2005, Romance-Comedy)               “George of the Jungle 2” ››
Sun. 1 a.m.                          Mon. 11 a.m.                         Steve Carell. Three co-workers       (2003, Comedy) Christopher
“Exit Through the Gift Shop”         “Final Destination 5” ››             unite to help their buddy get a      Showerman. George deals with
››› (2010, Documentary)              (2011, Horror) Nicholas              sex life. (CC) (HD) (R) (3:00)       a mean lion and his mother-in-
Narrated by Rhys Ifans. Two          D’Agosto. Survivors of a bridge      USA Sat. 10 a.m., 11 p.m.            law. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:26) TMC
men try to document the graffi-      disaster learn that they cannot      “4:44 Last Day on Earth” ››          Mon. 7:45 a.m.
ti artist known as Banksy. (CC)      cheat Death. (CC) (HD) (R)           (2011, Drama) Willem Dafoe.          “Get Carter” › (2000, Sus-
(HD) (R) (1:27) TMC Mon. 5:40        (1:32) MAX Wed. 9:30 a.m.            Two lovers react to Earth’s im-      pense) Sylvester Stallone. A
a.m.; Fri. 4:10 a.m.                 “Finding Neverland” ›››              pending demise. (CC) (HD) (R)        mob enforcer is determined to
“Exit Wounds” › (2001, Ac-           (2004, Drama) Johnny Depp.           (1:24) SHOW Wed. 2:45 a.m.           solve his brother’s murder. (CC)
tion) Steven Seagal. A cop en-       Writer J.M. Barrie creates the       “The French Connection”
counters corruption in Detroit’s     character Peter Pan. (CC) (HD)       ›››› (1971, Crime Drama)
roughest precinct. (HD) (R)          (PG) (1:59) USA Fri. 2:01 a.m.       Gene Hackman. Two New York               Continued on next page
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(R) (1:44) ENC Sun. 12:20            “Growth” ›› (2009, Horror)         Hallows: Part 2” ››› (2011,         Sheridan. A woman travels to
a.m.; Fri. 1 a.m.                    Mircea Monroe. A new strain of     Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Harry    an Irish castle after her engage-
“Ghost Rider” ›› (2007, Ac-          a parasite threatens humans        may have to make the ultimate       ment ends. (CC) (HD) (NR)
tion) Nicolas Cage. A motorcy-       on an island. (HD) (NR) (2:00)     sacrifice. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)        (2:00) HALL Sun. 11 a.m., 7
cle stuntman is a supernatural       SYFY Fri. 6 p.m.; Sat. 3 a.m.      (2:11) HBO Sat. 1:45 p.m.;          p.m.
agent of vengeance. (HD) (PG-        “Guess Who” ›› (2005, Com-         Wed. 6:15 p.m.                      “The Hot Chick” › (2002,
13) (3:00) FX Sat. 10 p.m.;          edy) Bernie Mac. A black man       “Harry Potter and the Half-         Comedy) Rob Schneider. A
Sun. 3 p.m.                          meets his daughter’s white         Blood Prince” ››› (2009,            cheerleader and a man switch
“Ghost Rider: Spirit of              boyfriend. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY      Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. New      bodies via magic earrings. (PG-
Vengeance” › (2012, Action)          Wed. 5 p.m.                        dangers lurk for Harry, Dumble-     13) (2:05) VH1 Sat. 12:30
Nicolas Cage. A secret sect          “Gypsy” ››› (1962, Musical)        dore and their friends. (HD)        p.m.; Wed. 3 a.m., 1:05 p.m.
hires Johnny Blaze to save a         Rosalind Russell. A musical bi-    (PG) (3:30) FAM Sat. 3:30           “Hotel California” › (2008, Ac-
boy from Satan. (CC) (PG-13)         ography of famed stripper Gyp-     p.m.; Sun. 8 a.m.                   tion) Erik Palladino. A hoodlum
(1:36) ENC Tue. 12:10 p.m., 8        sy Rose Lee. (NR) (2:30) TCM       “Harry Potter and the Prisoner      returns 18 months after a deal
p.m.; Wed. 5:05 a.m.                 Fri. 2:30 p.m.                     of Azkaban” ››› (2004, Fan-         gone bad. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:41)

                                     H
“Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson                                           tasy) Daniel Radcliffe. The         TMC Mon. 4 a.m.
Story” (2009, Docudrama)                                                young wizard confronts the fugi-    “Hudson Hawk” › (1991, Com-
Cuba Gooding Jr. Ben Carson                                             tive Sirius Black. (CC) (HD) (PG)   edy) Bruce Willis. An ex-con cat
overcomes many hurdles to be-        “Hairspray” ››› (2007, Musi-       (2:21) HBO Sun. 7:30 a.m.,          burglar breaks back into the
come a neurosurgeon. (CC)            cal Comedy) John Travolta. A       4:30 p.m.                           business. (CC) (R) (1:40) ENC
(HD) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 1:30 p.m.      Baltimore girl becomes an          “Harry Potter and the Sorcer-       Fri. 2:40 p.m.
“The Girl With the Dragon Tat-       overnight celebrity. (HD) (PG)     er’s Stone” ››› (2001, Fanta-       “Hulk” ›› (2003, Fantasy)
too” ››› (2011, Suspense)            (2:00) USA Mon. 2 a.m.             sy) Daniel Radcliffe. An orphan     Eric Bana. Scientist Bruce Ban-
Daniel Craig. A disgraced jour-      “Hall Pass” ›› (2011, Come-        attends a school of witchcraft      ner transforms into a powerful
nalist probes a 40-year-old mur-     dy) Owen Wilson. Two married       and wizardry. (CC) (HD) (PG)        brute. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:18)
der. (CC) (R) (2:38) ENC Mon.        men get one week to do what-       (2:32) MAX Tue. 8:45 a.m.           AMC Sat. 5 p.m.; Sun. 11:30
11:50 p.m.; Fri. 9:35 p.m.           ever they please. (CC) (HD) (R)    “The Haunted Mansion” ››            a.m.
“Godzilla” ›› (1998, Science         (1:46) MAX Mon. 12:40 p.m.         (2003, Comedy) Eddie Murphy.        “Hungry Hill” ›› (1947, Dra-
Fiction) Matthew Broderick. Nu-      “The Hand That Rocks the Cra-      A man and his family encounter      ma) Margaret Lockwood. Gam-
clear testing in the South Pacif-    dle” ››› (1992, Suspense)          ghosts in an old house. (CC)        bling and drugs destroy an Irish
ic produces a giant mutated          Annabella Sciorra. A woman         (PG) (1:28) STARZ Sat. 9:35         family’s fortune. (NR) (2:00)
                                     vows to destroy a family she                                           TCM Sun. 3 a.m.

                                                                                                            I
lizard. (HD) (PG-13) (2:18) AMC                                         a.m.; Fri. 7:20 a.m., 3:50 p.m.
Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 5 p.m.             blames for her woes. (CC) (HD)     “Havana” ›› (1990, Ro-
“Going Overboard” › (1989,           (R) (1:50) MAX Thu. 3:30 a.m.      mance) Robert Redford. A gam-
Comedy) Peter Berg. Gen. Nor-        “The Hanging Tree” ›››             bler begins a risky affair with a
iega targets a beauty queen on       (1959, Western) Gary Cooper.                                           “I Confess” ››› (1953, Dra-
                                                                        Cuban revolutionary. (CC) (HD)
a cruise ship. (CC) (HD) (R)         A frontier doctor with a secret                                        ma) Montgomery Clift. Reli-
                                                                        (R) (2:25) MAX Wed. 3:05 a.m.       gious vows prevent a priest
(1:37) SHOW Mon. 6:30 a.m.           past nurses a blind girl. (NR)     “Head of State” ›› (2003,
“Gone in Sixty Seconds” ›            (2:00) TCM Fri. 10 a.m.                                                from exposing a murderer. (NR)
                                                                        Comedy) Chris Rock. An alder-       (1:45) TCM Fri. 5 a.m.
(2000, Action) Nicolas Cage. A       “Hanging Up” ›› (2000, Com-        man becomes a presidential
retired thief must steal 50 cars     edy-Drama) Meg Ryan. Caring                                            “I Live My Life” ›› (1935, Ro-
                                                                        candidate. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)        mance-Comedy) Joan Crawford.
to save his brother. (CC) (HD)       for her ailing father drives a     (2:00) TBS Sun. 2 a.m.
(PG-13) (1:57) AMC Sat. 11           woman to distraction. (CC) (PG-                                        An archaeologist and a New
                                                                        “Heartbreak Ridge” ››               York heiress fight their way to
p.m.; Sun. 2:30 p.m.                 13) (1:33) STARZ Fri. 5:45         (1986, War) Clint Eastwood.
“Goon” ››› (2011, Comedy)            a.m.                                                                   the altar. (NR) (1:45) TCM Thu.
                                                                        Marine sergeant sees ex-wife,       11:30 a.m.
Seann William Scott. A bouncer       “The Hangover Part II” ››          readies recruits for Grenada.
lands a spot on a minor-league       (2011, Comedy) Bradley Coop-                                           “I Love You, Man” ›››
                                                                        (CC) (R) (2:09) ENC Mon. 5:45       (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd. A
hockey team. (CC) (HD) (R)           er. Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug       p.m.
(1:31) SHOW Tue. 3 a.m.              head to Thailand for Stu’s wed-                                        man’s new friendship threatens
                                                                        “Hellfighters” (2007, Docu-         his upcoming wedding. (CC)
“The Graduate” ›››› (1967,           ding. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) MAX     mentary) Young football players
Comedy) Dustin Hoffman. A            Mon. 6:15 p.m.; Fri. 9:15 p.m.                                         (HD) (R) (2:02) COM Sat. 9
                                                                        struggle to become Harlem’s         p.m.; Sun. 5:58 p.m.
woman seduces a young man            “Hanna” ››› (2011, Action)         team. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN
who falls for her daughter. (PG)     Saoirse Ronan. A teenage as-                                           “I Now Pronounce You Chuck
                                                                        CLASSIC Sat. 9 a.m.; Sun.           and Larry” › (2007, Comedy)
(2:00) TCM Sat. 11:15 p.m.           sassin must elude the agents       Noon
“Grandma’s Boy” › (2006,             of a ruthless operative. (CC)                                          Adam Sandler. Two straight fire-
                                                                        “Her Husband’s Affairs” ›           fighters pose as gay partners
Comedy) Doris Roberts. A man         (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) MAX Sat.       (1947, Comedy) Lucille Ball. An
must live with his grandmother       10 a.m.; Thu. 1:10 a.m.                                                for insurance purposes. (HD)
                                                                        inventor’s scheme entangles         (PG-13) (2:30) E! Thu. 9:30
and her two friends. (CC) (HD)       “Hannah Montana and Miley          an ad exec and his wife. (NR)
                                     Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds                                             a.m.
(R) (2:01) COM Sun. 1:19                                                (1:30) TCM Mon. 3:30 p.m.
                                     Concert Tour” ›› (2008, Doc-                                           “I, Robot” ›› (2004, Science
a.m., 8 p.m.                                                            “He’s Just Not That Into You”
                                     umentary) Miley Cyrus. The                                             Fiction) Will Smith. A homicide
“The Great Escape” ››››                                                 ›› (2009, Romance-Comedy)           detective tracks a dangerous
(1963, War) Steve McQueen.           young performer does a musi-       Ben Affleck. Men and women
                                     cal tour in 2007. (CC) (G)                                             robot in 2035. (CC) (HD) (PG-
Allied POWs stage a daring es-                                          navigate through complex rela-      13) (1:55) HBO Mon. 2 p.m.;
cape from a Nazi prison camp.        (2:00) D Sat. 3 p.m.               tionships. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30)
                                     “Happy Accidents” ›› (2000,                                            Tue. 1:30 a.m.; Fri. 5 p.m.;
(CC) (HD) (NR) (2:48) AMC                                               E! Fri. 3:30 p.m.; Sat. 12:30       Sat. 12:30 a.m.
Wed. 9 a.m.                          Romance-Comedy) Marisa             a.m.
                                     Tomei. Woman falls for a man                                           “I Think I Love My Wife” ››
“Greedy” ›› (1994, Comedy)                                              “The High Cost of Living”           (2007, Romance-Comedy) Chris
Michael J. Fox. Avaricious rela-     who claims to be a time-travel-    (2010, Drama) Zach Braff. A
                                     er. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) SHOW                                          Rock. A free-spirited woman
tives scramble to inherit an un-                                        hit-and-run driver causes the       makes a man question the
cle’s riches. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)      Fri. 9 a.m.                        death of an unborn baby. (CC)
                                     “Happy Gilmore” ›› (1996,                                              state of his marriage. (CC) (R)
(1:53) TMC Sat. 3:30 p.m.;                                              (HD) (NR) (1:32) TMC Wed.           (2:30) BET Mon. 11 a.m.; Tue.
Wed. 10 a.m.                         Comedy) Adam Sandler. A pow-       3:15 a.m.
                                                                                                            1 a.m.
“The Green” (2011, Drama) Ja-        erful swing convinces a hockey     “Hitch” ››› (2005, Romance-         “I Will Follow” (2010, Drama)
son Butler Harner. A gay             player he can join the PGA tour.   Comedy) Will Smith. A smooth-       Salli Richardson-Whitfield. A
teacher is accused of having an      (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FAM Thu. 7     talker helps a shy accountant       woman tries to deal with the
affair with a male student. (CC)     p.m., 9 p.m.                       woo an heiress. (CC) (HD) (PG-      death of a loved one. (CC) (HD)
(HD) (NR) (1:30) TMC Thu.            “Harold & Kumar Escape From        13) (2:30) TBS Sat. 1 p.m.          (NR) (1:28) TMC Sat. 5:30
12:45 p.m.                           Guantanamo Bay” ›› (2008,          “Hocus Pocus” ›› (1993,             p.m.; Thu. 10 p.m.
“Green Lantern” ›› (2011,            Comedy) Kal Penn. The high-fly-    Comedy) Bette Midler. Youths        “In the Mix” › (2005, Comedy-
Action) Ryan Reynolds. A test        ing stoners are mistaken for       conjure up three child-hungry       Drama) Usher. A disc jockey be-
pilot joins a band of intergalac-    terrorists. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:17)   witches on Halloween. (HD)          comes a bodyguard for a mob-
tic warriors. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)      COM Fri. 10:30 p.m.                (PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 9:30 a.m.      ster’s daughter. (CC) (HD) (PG-
(1:54) MAX Sun. 8 p.m.; Fri.         “Harry Potter and the Chamber      “Honey 2” › (2011, Drama)           13) (1:37) SHOW Sat. 6:45
1:15 a.m.                            of Secrets” ››› (2002, Fanta-      Katerina Graham. A troubled         a.m.
“The Green Mile” ››› (1999,          sy) Daniel Radcliffe. A malevo-    dancer prepares to compete on       “In the Mix” › (2005, Comedy-
Drama) Tom Hanks. A guard            lent force threatens the stu-      a talent show. (CC) (HD) (PG-       Drama) Usher. A disc jockey be-
thinks an inmate has a super-        dents at Hogwarts. (HD) (PG)       13) (2:30) BET Wed. 11 a.m.
natural power to heal. (HD) (R)      (4:00) FAM Sat. 11:30 a.m.         “Honeymoon for One” ›››
(4:45) SPIKE Sat. 11 a.m.            “Harry Potter and the Deathly      (2011, Romance) Nicollette              Continued on next page
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comes a bodyguard for a mob-         Steve Martin. Simpleton leaves       cides to give up her unborn         na. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:30) HBO
ster’s daughter. (CC) (HD) (PG-      home, invents slip-proof eye-        child for adoption. (PG-13)         Sat. 8 a.m.

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13) (1:37) SHOW Tue. 11:25           glasses. (CC) (R) (1:33) ENC         (1:36) BRAVO Sat. 9 p.m., 11
a.m.; Wed. 4:15 a.m.                 Sun. 3:15 p.m.; Thu. 4:35 p.m.       p.m.
“In the Spider’s Web” ›              “Jersey Girl” ›› (2004, Ro-          “The Juror” ›› (1996, Sus-
(2007, Horror) Lance Henrik-         mance-Comedy) Ben Affleck. A         pense) Demi Moore. A hit man        “The Lady” ›› (2011, Drama)
sen. A sinister scientist lives      young woman changes the life         is sent to sway a woman’s vote      Michelle Yeoh. The story of
with villagers who worship           of a single father. (CC) (HD)        in a murder trial. (CC) (R)         Burmese activist Aung San Suu
deadly spiders. (CC) (HD) (NR)       (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A Sun. 1          (1:56) ENC Thu. 3:50 a.m.           Kyi. (CC) (R) (2:07) STARZ Fri.
(2:00) SYFY Fri. 10 a.m.             a.m., 10 a.m.                        “Just Go With It” ›› (2011,         3:30 a.m.
“Independence Day” ›››               “Jersey Girl” ›› (2004, Ro-          Romance-Comedy) Adam San-           “The Lake House” ›› (2006,
(1996, Science Fiction) Will         mance-Comedy) Ben Affleck. A         dler. A man’s careless lie spins    Romance) Keanu Reeves. A
Smith. Earthlings vs. evil aliens    young woman changes the life         out of control. (CC) (PG-13)        doctor and a frustrated archi-
in 15-mile-wide ships. (HD) (PG-     of a single father. (PG-13)          (1:55) ENC Sun. 1:15 p.m., 8        tect fall in love across time.
13) (3:15) SPIKE Sat. 3:45           (2:00) L Sun. 3 a.m.                 p.m.; Mon. 4:05 a.m.                (HD) (PG) (2:00) OWN Sun. 2

                                                                          K
p.m.                                 “John and Mary” ››› (1969,                                               a.m.
“India: Matri Bhumi” (1959,          Drama) Dustin Hoffman. Man-                                              “Lake Placid” ›› (1999, Hor-
Documentary) Roberto Rosselli-       hattan designer and art-gallery                                          ror) Bill Pullman. A monstrous
ni creates a portrait of India.      worker in wary love. (PG) (1:45)     “The Karate Kid” ›› (1984,          crocodile chomps on villagers
(NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 9:30 p.m.       TCM Sat. 9:30 p.m.                   Drama) Ralph Macchio. A             in rural Maine. (CC) (HD) (R)
“Infestation” ››› (2009, Hor-        “John Carpenter’s Village of         Japanese handyman teaches a         (1:22) MAX Sun. 4:35 p.m.
ror) Christopher Marquette. Sur-     the Damned” ›› (1995, Hor-           teenager to defend himself.         “L’Amore” ››› (1948, Dra-
vivors try to fend off a swarm       ror) Christopher Reeve. Evil chil-   (CC) (HD) (PG) (3:00) CMT Tue.      ma) Anna Magnani. A woman
of enormous insects. (HD) (R)        dren use mind control over a         9 p.m.; Wed. Noon                   sleeps with a bum that she
(2:00) SYFY Fri. 2 p.m.              small town’s adults. (CC) (R)        “The Karate Kid Part II” ››         thinks is Saint Joseph. (NR)
“Invincible” ›› (2006, Biogra-       (1:38) ENC Fri. 4:20 p.m.            (1986, Drama) Ralph Macchio.        (1:30) TCM Fri. 5 p.m.
phy) Mark Wahlberg. The story        “John Carter” ›› (2012, Sci-         While visiting Okinawa, Daniel      “Larry Crowne” ›› (2011, Ro-
of football’s Vince Papale. (HD)     ence Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. A       battles his mentor’s foes. (CC)     mance-Comedy) Tom Hanks. A
(PG) (2:30) FX Wed. 1:30 p.m.;       human soldier becomes em-            (HD) (PG) (2:30) CMT Mon. 9         middle-aged man goes back to
Thu. 9:30 a.m.                       broiled in a conflict on Mars.       p.m.; Tue. Noon                     college after losing his job. (CC)
“The Iron Lady” ›› (2011, Bi-        (CC) (PG-13) (2:12) STARZ Sat.       “The Karate Kid Part III” ››        (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) HBO Sat.
ography) Meryl Streep. Mar-          3:35 p.m., 10:50 p.m.; Wed. 1        (1989, Drama) Ralph Macchio.        6:20 a.m.; Tue. 9:30 a.m.
garet Thatcher reflects on her       a.m., 9 p.m.                         Mr. Miyagi and student vs. tox-     “The Last Boy Scout” ›››
rise to power in the U.K. (CC)       “Johnson Family Vacation” ››         ic-waste dumper’s thugs. (CC)       (1991, Action) Bruce Willis. Pri-
(HD) (PG-13) (1:45) TMC Mon.         (2004, Comedy) Cedric the En-        (HD) (PG) (2:30) CMT Mon.           vate eye and ex-quarterback
12:35 p.m., 8 p.m.                   tertainer. A man takes his fami-     11:30 p.m.; Tue. 2:35 p.m.          team up on dirty case. (HD) (R)
“It All Came True” ›› (1940,         ly on a disastrous road trip.        “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” ››› (2003,      (2:00) ± Sat. 1 p.m.
Musical Comedy) Ann Sheridan.        (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) HBO         Action) Uma Thurman. An as-         “The Last Play at Shea”
A fugitive hides out in a board-     Wed. 10 a.m.                         sassin seeks vengeance              (2010, Documentary) Narrated
inghouse for ex-performers.          “Journey 2: The Mysterious Is-       against her attackers. (CC) (R)     by Alec Baldwin. The intersect-
(NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 9:45            land” ›› (2012, Adventure)           (1:50) ENC Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue.        ing histories of Shea Stadium
a.m.                                                                      1:50 p.m.                           and Billy Joel. (CC) (HD) (NR)

J
                                     Dwayne Johnson. A distress
                                     signal leads a teen to an island     “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” ››› (2004,      (1:35) TMC Sun. 7:15 a.m.
                                     of treasures. (CC) (HD) (PG)         Action) Uma Thurman. An as-         “The Last Song” ›› (2010,
                                     (1:34) MAX Wed. 4:10 p.m.            sassin confronts her former         Drama) Miley Cyrus. A man
“J. Edgar” ›› (2011, Biogra-         “Journey to the Center of the        boss and his gang. (CC) (R)         tries to reconnect with his es-
phy) Leonardo DiCaprio. J.           Earth” ›› (2008, Adventure)          (2:17) ENC Tue. 3:45 p.m.,          tranged daughter. (HD) (PG)
Edgar Hoover becomes the first       Brendan Fraser. A professor          11:50 p.m.; Fri. 2:45 a.m.          (2:30) FAM Wed. 6:30 p.m.
director of the FBI. (CC) (HD)       and his nephew go below the          “Kim” ››› (1950, Adventure)         “Laughing Boy” › (1934, Dra-
(R) (2:17) MAX Fri. 5 p.m.           Earth’s surface. (CC) (HD) (PG)      Errol Flynn. Kipling’s Irish or-    ma) Ramon Navarro. An Indian
“Jack” › (1996, Fantasy)             (2:00) TNT Sat. 2 p.m., 10:45        phan roams 1880s India. (G)         must deal with his wife’s infi-
Robin Williams. A young victim       p.m.                                 (2:00) TCM Thu. 9:15 p.m.           delity and envy of whites. (NR)
of accelerated aging enters the      “Joyful Noise” ›› (2012, Com-        “King Arthur” ›› (2004, His-        (1:30) TCM Thu. 8:15 a.m.
real world. (CC) (PG-13) (1:53)      edy-Drama) Queen Latifah. Two        torical Drama) Clive Owen.          “Law Abiding Citizen” ›
ENC Fri. 10:50 a.m.                  strong-willed women must work        Arthur and his knights embark       (2009, Suspense) Jamie Foxx.
“Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer”        together to win a choir competi-     on a rescue mission. (CC) (HD)      A prosecutor gets caught up in
› (2007, Action) Trevor              tion. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:57)       (PG-13) (2:06) AMC Tue. 1:30        a vengeful prisoner’s twisted
Matthews. A plumber finds a          MAX Tue. 6:30 p.m.                   p.m.                                scheme. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00)
useful way to channel his            “Judge Dredd” ›› (1995, Ac-          “King Kong” ››› (2005, Ad-          TNT Wed. 7 p.m.
anger. (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY          tion) Sylvester Stallone. A futur-   venture) Naomi Watts. A beauty      “The Law and the Lady” ››
Wed. 1 a.m.                          istic lawman battles a fiendish-     tames a savage beast. (CC)          (1951, Crime Drama) Greer
“Jack Frost” ›› (1998, Fanta-        ly clever criminal. (CC) (HD) (R)    (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) TNT Sat. 4      Garson. An aristocratic outcast
sy) Michael Keaton. A de-            (1:36) TMC Tue. 11:35 p.m.           p.m.                                teaches a female crook some
ceased dad returns to life as a      “Julia Misbehaves” ›››               “Kingdom of Heaven” ›››             tricks. (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue.
fun-loving snowman. (CC) (PG)        (1948, Comedy) Greer Garson.         (2005, Historical Drama) Orlan-     12:30 a.m.
(1:35) ENC Wed. 8:30 a.m.            A divorced vaudevillian meets        do Bloom. A young knight pro-       “Laws of Attraction” ››
“Jack Hunter: The Lost Trea-         up with her former husband.          tects Jerusalem from invaders.      (2004, Romance-Comedy)
sure of Ugarit” (2008, Adven-        (NR) (1:45) TCM Mon. 6:45            (CC) (HD) (R) (2:25) AMC Tue.       Pierce Brosnan. Rival divorce
ture) Ivan Sergei. An archaeolo-     p.m.                                 4 p.m.; Wed. 1 p.m.                 attorneys fall in love. (CC) (PG-
gist searches for hidden treas-      “Julius Caesar” ›››› (1953,          “A Knight’s Tale” ›› (2001,         13) (1:29) STARZ Sat. 11:05
ure in Syria. (HD) (NR) (2:00)       Historical Drama) Marlon Bran-       Adventure) Heath Ledger. A          a.m.; Sun. 5:55 a.m.; Fri. Mid-
SYFY Thu. 3 a.m.                     do. Political intrigues lead to      peasant poses as a knight for       night, 2:15 p.m.
“The Jackie Robinson Story”          Caesar’s downfall in old Rome.       a shot at jousting glory. (CC)      “The League of Extraordinary
››› (1950, Biography) Jackie         (NR) (2:15) TCM Tue. 2:15            (PG-13) (2:30) ^ Sun. 1:30          Gentlemen” ›› (2003, Fanta-
Robinson. A profile of the first     a.m.                                 p.m.                                sy) Sean Connery. Literary fig-
black major-league baseball          “Jumanji” ›› (1995, Fantasy)         “A Knight’s Tale” ›› (2001,         ures unite to stop a mad
player. (CC) (NR) (1:30) ESPN        Robin Williams. A sinister board     Adventure) Heath Ledger. A          bomber. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
CLASSIC Sat. 4 a.m.                  game puts its players in mortal      peasant poses as a knight for       (1:50) AMC Sat. 2:30 p.m.
“The Janky Promoters” ›              jeopardy. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:44)      a shot at jousting glory. (HD)      “Lebanon, Pa.” (2010, Come-
(2009, Comedy) Ice Cube.             AMC Mon. 12:30 p.m.; Tue. 3          (PG-13) (2:12) AMC Wed. 4           dy-Drama) Josh Hopkins. A man
Shady concert promoters get in       a.m.                                 p.m.; Thu. 3 a.m., 10 a.m.          forms an unexpected friendship
over their heads. (CC) (HD) (R)      “Junior” ››› (1994, Comedy)          “Kramer vs. Kramer” ››››            with his teen cousin. (CC) (HD)
(2:00) BET Mon. 4 p.m.               Arnold Schwarzenegger. A sci-        (1979, Drama) Dustin Hoffman.       (PG-13) (1:40) SHOW Thu. 10
“Jennifer’s Body” ›› (2009,          ence experiment yields the           A divorced couple battle for        a.m.
Horror) Megan Fox. A pos-            world’s first pregnant man. (CC)     custody of their young son. (PG)    “Legally Blonde” ›› (2001,
sessed cheerleader has an in-        (PG-13) (1:49) ENC Sun. 4:30         (1:45) TCM Sun. 1:15 a.m.           Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A
satiable appetite for her class-     a.m.; Thu. 6:10 p.m.                 “Kung Fu Panda 2” ›››               sorority queen enrolls in Har-
mates. (HD) (R) (2:00) FX Mon.       “Juno” ››› (2007, Comedy-            (2011, Comedy) Voices of Jack
1 p.m.; Tue. 8 a.m.                  Drama) Ellen Page. A teen de-        Black. Animated. A formidable
“The Jerk” ›› (1979, Comedy)                                              villain threatens to conquer Chi-       Continued on next page
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vard to win back her boyfriend.        Drama) Peter Facinelli. A pick-    Comedy) Tom Berenger. A rag-         Florida. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) COM           pocket learns that he is about     tag team tries to turn its poor      (1:55) MAX Sun. 11:30 a.m.,
Fri. 2 p.m.                            to be a father. (CC) (HD) (PG-     performance around. (CC) (R)         10 p.m.
“Leprechaun” ›› (1992, Hor-            13) (1:29) SHOW Thu. 5 p.m.;       (2:27) COM Sat. 1:59 p.m.;           “Megamind” ››› (2010,
ror) Warwick Davis. Tenants at         Fri. 2 a.m.                        Sun. 9:28 a.m.                       Comedy) Voices of Will Ferrell.
an old farmhouse are stalked           “The Lord of the Rings: The        “Major Payne” ›› (1995,              Animated. A supervillain has no
by an evil gnome. (HD) (R)             Fellowship of the Ring” ›››        Comedy) Damon Wayans. A              purpose after he defeats his
(2:00) SYFY Sun. 11 a.m., 3            (2001, Fantasy) Elijah Wood.       gung-ho Marine commands              nemesis. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FX
p.m., 7 p.m., 11 p.m.                  Creatures unite to destroy a       young recruits. (CC) (PG-13)         Mon. 8 p.m., 10 p.m.; Fri. 7
“Leprechaun 2” › (1994, Hor-           powerful ring and defeat a lord.   (1:37) ENC Sat. 11:35 a.m.           p.m., 9 p.m.
ror) Warwick Davis. Evil Irish         (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (3:45) TNT       “Malibu’s Most Wanted” ››            “Melody for Two” › (1937,
fairy seeks bride in California.       Sat. 7 p.m.                        (2003, Comedy) Jamie                 Musical) James Melton. A
(CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sun.         “The Lord of the Rings: The        Kennedy. A rapper jeopardizes        singing bandleader has a fight
1 p.m., 5 p.m., 9 p.m.; Mon. 1         Two Towers” ››› (2002, Fan-        his father’s bid to become gov-      with his musical arranger. (NR)
a.m.                                   tasy) Elijah Wood. Members of      ernor. (CC) (PG-13) (2:02) COM       (1:00) TCM Wed. 3 a.m.
“The Letter” ››› (1940, Dra-           a fellowship battle evil Sauron    Sat. 4:26 p.m.; Sun. 1:56 p.m.       “Memoirs of a Geisha” ›››
ma) Bette Davis. An accused            and his pawns. (HD) (PG-13)        “The Man Who Talked Too              (2005, Drama) Ziyi Zhang. A
murderess is blackmailed. (NR)         (2:59) AMC Mon. 7 p.m., 11         Much” ›› (1940, Crime Dra-           poor child grows up to become
(1:45) TCM Tue. 3:15 p.m.              p.m.; Tue. 7 p.m., 11 p.m.;        ma) George Brent. A criminal         a celebrated paid companion.
“Liar Liar” ›› (1997, Comedy)          Wed. 7 p.m., 11 p.m.               lawyer battles his assistant DA      (CC) (PG-13) (2:16) STARZ
Jim Carrey. A fast-talking lawyer      “The Lost Future” ››› (2010,       younger brother. (NR) (1:30)         Sun. 9:10 a.m.
cannot tell a lie. (PG-13) (2:00)      Science Fiction) Sean Bean.        TCM Tue. 8:15 a.m.                   “Men in Black” ››› (1997,
VH1 Tue. 11 p.m.; Wed. 3:15            Humans try to defeat a disease     “Manhattan Melodrama” ›››            Action) Tommy Lee Jones. Se-
p.m.                                   in a post-apocalyptic world.       (1934, Crime Drama) Clark            cret agents monitor extraterres-
“The Librarian: Curse of the Ju-       (CC) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat.         Gable. Two childhood friends         trial activity on Earth. (CC) (PG-
das Chalice” ›› (2008, Ad-             9:30 a.m.                          reunite at a murder trial. (NR)      13) (1:38) STARZ Sat. 5:50
venture) Noah Wyle. A librarian        “The Lost Son of Havana”           (1:45) TCM Thu. 9:45 a.m.            p.m.; Wed. 11:30 a.m., 5:20
must prevent vampires from             (2009, Documentary) Carlton        “Mansfield Park” ››› (1999,          p.m.
taking over the world. (CC) (HD)       Fisk. Baseball star Luis Tiant     Historical Drama) Embeth             “Men in Black 3” ›› (2012,
(2:00) TNT Sun. 6 p.m.                 returns to Cuba after 46 years.    Davidtz. A girl grows up with rel-   Action) Will Smith. Agent J must
“The Librarian: Quest for the          (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLAS-        atives and becomes a writer.         go back to the past to save
Spear” ›› (2004, Action)               SIC Fri. 11 p.m.                   (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:50) SHOW        mankind’s future. (CC) (PG-13)
Noah Wyle. A man protects              “Lost Treasure of the Grand        Sun. 7:30 a.m.                       (1:44) STARZ Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun.
magical artifacts from the             Canyon” ›› (2008, Adventure)       “The Mark of Zorro” ›››              11:45 a.m., 7:05 p.m.; Tue.
forces of evil. (CC) (HD) (2:00)       Shannen Doherty. A woman           (1940, Adventure) Tyrone Pow-        10:25 a.m., 9 p.m.; Wed. 7:45
TNT Sun. 2 p.m.                        must save her father from an-      er. A 19th-century noble dons a      a.m.; Fri. 7:10 p.m.
“The Librarian: Return to King         cient warriors. (CC) (HD) (NR)     disguise to fight corruption.        “Men in Black II” ›› (2002,
Solomon’s Mines” ›››                   (2:00) SYFY Thu. 1 a.m.            (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 1:30            Action) Tommy Lee Jones.
(2006, Adventure) Noah Wyle.           “Love on the Run” ›››              p.m.                                 Agents Jay and Kay defend
An adventurer uses a map to            (1936, Comedy) Joan Crawford.      “Marooned” ››› (1969, Sci-           Earth from a sultry alien ene-
search for King Solomon’s              A madcap heiress and a foreign     ence Fiction) Gregory Peck. As-      my. (CC) (PG-13) (1:28) STARZ
mines. (CC) (HD) (2:00) TNT            correspondent outwit spies.        tronauts are stranded after a        Sat. 7:30 p.m.; Sun. 2:15
Sun. 4 p.m.                            (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu. 1:15          technical malfunction. (G)           a.m., 3:40 p.m.; Thu. 9:15
“License to Wed” › (2007, Ro-          p.m.                               (2:30) TCM Thu. Midnight             a.m., 7:40 p.m.
mance-Comedy) Robin Williams.          “Love, Wedding, Marriage” ›        “Mars Needs Moms” ››
                                       (2011, Comedy) Mandy Moore.                                             “Men of Honor” ››› (2000,
A clergyman puts a newly en-                                              (2011, Comedy) Voices of Seth        Drama) Robert De Niro. The
gaged couple through the               Her parents’ divorce challenges    Green. Animated. Martians kid-
                                       a couples counselor’s views.                                            U.S. Navy’s first black diver
ringer. (PG-13) (2:00) E! Sat. 8                                          nap the mother of a 9-year-old       battles a crippling setback. (R)
p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m.                      (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) TMC       boy. (CC) (PG) (1:28) ENC Thu.
                                       Sat. 2 p.m.                                                             (2:30) FX Wed. 11 a.m.; Thu. 7
“The Lie” (2011, Comedy-Dra-                                              9:30 a.m.                            a.m.
ma) Joshua Leonard. A man              “A Low Down Dirty Shame” ›         “Master and Commander: The
                                       (1994, Action) Keenen Ivory                                             “Mickey Blue Eyes” ››
tells a shocking lie to get out of                                        Far Side of the World” ›››           (1999, Romance-Comedy) Hugh
going to work. (CC) (HD) (R)           Wayans. A private eye goes af-     (2003, Adventure) Russell
                                       ter a drug lord who was pre-                                            Grant. A British auctioneer’s fi-
(1:22) SHOW Tue. 10 a.m.                                                  Crowe. A British captain chases      ancee is a gangster’s daughter.
“Life” ›› (1999, Comedy-Dra-           sumed dead. (CC) (HD) (R)          a French ship in 1805. (CC)
                                       (1:40) SHOW Sat. 12:55 p.m.                                             (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) D Sun. 9
ma) Eddie Murphy. Two wrongly                                             (HD) (PG-13) (2:19) HBO Fri.         p.m.
convicted felons make the              “The Luck of the Irish” (2001,     11:30 a.m.
                                       Fantasy) Ryan Merriman. A                                               “Midnight in Paris” ›››
most of life in jail. (CC) (HD) (R)                                       “The Matrix” ››› (1999, Sci-         (2011, Romance-Comedy)
(1:48) HBO Thu. 3:50 a.m.              teenager battles an evil lep-
                                       rechaun for a gold charm. (CC)     ence Fiction) Keanu Reeves. A        Owen Wilson. A couple has a
“Limelight” ›› (2011, Docu-                                               computer hacker learns his           life-changing experience in
mentary) New York nightclub            (HD) (1:40) DISN Sun. 11 a.m.;
                                       Mon. 2:30 a.m.                     world is a computer simulation.      France. (CC) (PG-13) (1:34)
owner Peter Gatien oversaw a                                              (CC) (HD) (R) (2:16) HBO Wed.        ENC Mon. 6:10 a.m.
                                       “Lymelife” ››› (2008, Dra-
vast Manhattan empire. (CC)                                               4:20 a.m.                            “The Mighty” ››› (1998, Dra-
                                       ma) Alec Baldwin. A 1970s
(HD) (NR) (1:32) SHOW Thu.
                                       New Jersey teenager grows up       “The Matrix Reloaded” ›››            ma) Sharon Stone. Two young
1:45 p.m.                              in a dysfunctional family. (CC)    (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu        misfits imagine that they are
“Little Big Man” ››› (1970,            (R) (1:35) STARZ Thu. 2:20         Reeves. Freedom fighters revolt      legendary knights. (PG-13)
Western) Dustin Hoffman. A             p.m.                               against machines. (CC) (HD) (R)      (1:40) TMC Sat. 12:15 p.m.

                                       M
121-year-old man recounts his                                             (2:18) HBO Thu. 1:30 a.m.            “The Mighty Ducks” ››
life as a Wild West pioneer.                                              “The Matrix Revolutions” ››          (1992, Comedy) Emilio Estevez.
(PG-13) (2:30) TCM Sat. 7 p.m.                                            (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu        A hotshot lawyer must coach
“Little Man” ›› (2006, Come-           “The Machine That Kills Bad        Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and            peewee hockey. (CC) (HD) (PG)
dy) Shawn Wayans. A tiny thief         People” (1952, Drama) Gen-         Trinity battle vicious machines.     (1:41) MAX Sat. 6:30 a.m.;
poses as a toddler to retrieve a       naro Pisano. A man is given the    (CC) (HD) (R) (2:10) HBO Fri.        Tue. 7 a.m.
stolen gem. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)        power to smite evildoers from      2:05 a.m.                            “Million Dollar Baby” ››››
FX Wed. 9 a.m.                         the earth by a demon. (NR)         “Meet My Mom” (2010, Ro-             (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood.
“Lonely Wives” ›› (1931,               (1:30) TCM Fri. 8 p.m.             mance) Lori Loughlin. A woman        A cantankerous trainer bonds
Comedy) Edward Everett Hor-            “Mad Max” ››› (1979, Sci-          falls for her son’s pen pal, a       with a female boxer. (CC) (HD)
ton. A philanderer hires an en-        ence Fiction) Mel Gibson. Ter-     soldier on leave. (CC) (HD)          (PG-13) (2:12) MAX Thu. 12:45
tertainer to act as his double.        rorist cycle gangs take on a       (2:00) HALL Sat. 3 p.m.              p.m.
(NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 6:30              hardened highway patrolman.        “Meet the Browns” ›› (2008,          “Mimic 2” › (2001, Horror)
a.m.                                   (HD) (R) (1:33) AMC Fri. 3:30      Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. A         Alix Koromzay. Giant killer cock-
“The Long Kiss Goodnight”              p.m.; Sat. 4 a.m.                  woman meets her late father’s        roaches imitate their human
››› (1996, Action) Geena               “Mad Max 2: The Road War-          uproarious family for the first      prey. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY
Davis. A woman gradually re-           rior” ››› (1981, Action) Mel       time. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)       Fri. 8 a.m.
members her past as govern-            Gibson. Loner lawman Mad           TBS Sun. 11 a.m.; Mon. 12:30         “The Miniver Story” ››
ment assassin. (CC) (HD) (R)           Max fights bikers for wasteland    a.m.                                 (1950, Drama) Greer Garson. A
(2:00) MAX Sun. 6 p.m.; Thu.           gas. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:35) AMC      “Meet the Fockers” ››
9 a.m., 8 p.m.                         Fri. 5:30 p.m.                     (2004, Comedy) Robert De
“Loosies” › (2011, Comedy-             “Major League” ›› (1989,           Niro. Future in-laws clash in           Continued on next page
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dying woman hides her fate          “The New World” ››› (2005,           An uneducated dockworker            “Paid” ›› (1931, Crime Dra-
from her husband in postwar         Historical Drama) Colin Farrell.     challenges a powerful racket-       ma) Joan Crawford. An innocent
London. (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon.        Explorer John Smith lands in         eer. (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue.           store clerk plots her revenge
10:30 p.m.                          17th-century North America.          10:15 p.m.                          from prison. (NR) (1:30) TCM
“Miracle” ››› (2004, Drama)         (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:12) MAX         “One Day” ›› (2011, Ro-             Sat. 3 a.m.
Kurt Russell. The U.S. Olympic      Wed. 7:15 a.m.                       mance) Anne Hathaway. For two       “Paranoid Park” ››› (2007,
hockey team beats the Soviet        “New Year’s Eve” › (2011, Ro-        decades, two friends reunite on     Drama) Gabe Nevins. A teen is
team. (CC) (PG) (2:15) ENC          mance-Comedy) Halle Berry.           July 15 each year. (CC) (HD)        silent about his role in a securi-
Sat. 6:50 a.m.; Wed. 1:45           New Yorkers’ lives intertwine        (PG-13) (1:48) HBO Wed. 8           ty guard’s death. (CC) (HD) (R)
p.m.; Thu. 1:30 a.m.                on New Year’s Eve. (CC) (HD)         a.m.                                (1:24) TMC Tue. 8:30 p.m.
“Miss March” › (2009, Ro-           (PG-13) (1:57) MAX Mon. 4:15         “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s         “The Parent Trap” ›››
mance-Comedy) Zach Cregger.         p.m.                                 Nest” ›››› (1975, Drama)            (1961, Comedy) Hayley Mills.
A young man sees his high-          “New York, I Love You” ››            Jack Nicholson. An irreverent       Twins separated as infants plot
school sweetheart in Playboy.       (2009, Drama) Shia LaBeouf.          troublemaker is committed to        to reunite their parents. (CC)
(HD) (R) (2:00) FX Tue. Mid-        Several love stories take place      an asylum. (HD) (R) (3:00) ±        (HD) (G) (2:04) TMC Tue. 7:15
night, 2:30 p.m.                    throughout the city. (CC) (HD)       Mon. 11 a.m.; Wed. 11 p.m.          a.m.; Fri. 6:05 a.m.
“Mother’s Day” › (2010,             (R) (1:43) SHOW Fri. 12:45           “One Way to Valhalla” (2009,        “Pariah” ››› (2011, Drama)
Crime Drama) Rebecca De Mor-        p.m.                                 Drama) Gabriel Macht. Bo feels      Adepero Oduye. A Brooklyn
nay. Members of a sadistic          “New York Stories” ›› (1989,         trapped with no possibilities in    teen quietly embraces her iden-
family return to their childhood    Comedy) Nick Nolte. Three by         his future. (CC) (HD) (NR) TMC      tity as a lesbian. (CC) (HD) (R)
home. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52)          Martin Scorsese, Francis Cop-        Thu. 9:30 a.m.                      (1:26) MAX Thu. 4:45 p.m.
TMC Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 12:30         pola, Woody Allen. (CC) (HD)         “Open House” (2010, Sus-            “Parrish” › (1961, Drama)
a.m.; Thu. 2:30 a.m.                (PG) (2:03) TMC Sun. 9 a.m.          pense) Brian Geraghty. A cou-       Troy Donahue. Poor young man
“Mr. Deeds” › (2002, Comedy)        “Night at the Museum: Battle         ple invade a woman’s home           cuts swath in Connecticut to-
Adam Sandler. A pizza maker         of the Smithsonian” ››               and hold her captive. (CC) (HD)     bacco world. (NR) (2:30) TCM
inherits a fortune from a dis-      (2009, Comedy) Ben Stiller. Ex-      (R) (1:26) TMC Sat. 11 p.m.;        Fri. Noon
tant relative. (PG-13) (1:36)       hibits come to life at one of the    Sun. 2:30 a.m.                      “Pastor Brown” (2009, Drama)
BRAVO Sun. 1 a.m.                   world’s largest museums. (HD)        “Open Range” ››› (2003,             Salli Richardson-Whitfield.
“The Mummy” ››› (1999, Ad-          (PG) (2:30) FX Fri. 12:30 p.m.,      Western) Robert Duvall. Cattle      Jesse returns home to see her
venture) Brendan Fraser. A          11 p.m.                              herdsmen battle a ruthless          dying father. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
                                                                         rancher in 1882. (CC) (R)
mummy seeks revenge for a           “Night Court” ›› (1932,                                                  (2:02) LIFE Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun.
3,000-year-old curse. (CC) (HD)                                          (2:18) ENC Sat. 9:10 a.m., 10       2:02 a.m., 5 p.m.
                                    Crime Drama) Phillips Holmes.        p.m.
(PG-13) (2:30) TBS Sat. 2 a.m.      A taxi driver seeks revenge                                              “Paul” ›› (2011, Comedy) Si-
                                                                         “Orchestra Wives” ›› (1942,
“The Muppets” ››› (2011,            against a corrupt judge. (NR)                                            mon Pegg. Two British sci-fi
                                                                         Musical) George Montgomery. A       nerds help an alien return to
Comedy) Jason Segel. A greedy       (1:45) TCM Thu. 4:30 a.m.            bride adapts to life on the road
oilman wants to raze Muppet         “A Nightmare on Elm Street 3:                                            his spaceship. (CC) (HD) (R)
                                                                         with her spouse’s band. (NR)
Studios. (CC) (PG) (1:38)           Dream Warriors” ›› (1987,            (2:00) TCM Wed. 3 p.m.
                                                                                                             (1:44) MAX Sat. 5:05 p.m.;
STARZ Mon. 5:10 p.m.                Horror) Heather Langenkamp.          “The Other F Word” (2011,           Thu. 11 a.m.
“My Baby’s Daddy” › (2004,          Teens plagued by bad dreams          Documentary) A generation’s         “Payback” ›› (1999, Action)
Comedy) Eddie Griffin. Three        meet Freddy the slasher. (CC)        anti-authoritarians, punk rock-     Mel Gibson. A betrayed thief
footloose men deal with father-     (R) (1:35) ENC Sat. 12:15 a.m.       ers, become parents. (CC) (HD)      launches a single-minded quest
hood. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45)      “Ninja Assassin” ›› (2009,           (NR) (1:38) SHOW Mon. 10            for revenge. (HD) (R) (1:41)
TBS Sat. 11:15 a.m.                 Action) Rain. A rogue assassin       a.m.                                SHOW Sun. 5:20 p.m.; Wed.
“My Left Foot” ››› (1989, Bi-       saves the life of a Europol          “Our Family Wedding” ›              4:45 p.m.
ography) Daniel Day-Lewis.          agent. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TNT      (2010, Romance-Comedy)              “Perfect Sense” ››› (2011,
Christy Brown paints and writes     Mon. 3 a.m.                          America Ferrera. Two overbear-      Drama) Ewan McGregor. A chef
despite cerebral palsy. (CC)        “Nobel Son” (2007, Suspense)         ing men wreak havoc with their      and a scientist fall in love as
(HD) (R) (1:43) TMC Mon. 10         Alan Rickman. A prize-winning        children’s wedding plans. (CC)      an epidemic spreads. (CC) (HD)
p.m.; Thu. 6 p.m.                   scientist’s son is kidnapped.        (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sun.        (R) (1:32) TMC Sun. 11 p.m.
“My Own Country” (1998, Dra-        (HD) (R) (1:50) SHOW Fri. 4:30       10:30 p.m.                          “Pete Kelly’s Blues” ››
ma) Naveen Andrews. Treating        p.m.                                 “Our Idiot Brother” ›››             (1955, Musical) Jack Webb. A
AIDS patients takes its toll on     “Not Easily Broken” ››               (2011, Comedy) Paul Rudd. An        jazz band has trouble with an
a physician. (CC) (HD) (R)          (2009, Drama) Morris Chest-          easygoing dimwit disrupts the       enterprising gangster. (NR)
(1:35) SHOW Thu. 8 a.m.             nut. A car accident and its af-      lives of his three ambitious sis-   (1:45) TCM Wed. 7 a.m.
“My Week With Marilyn” ›››          termath test a couple’s mar-         ters. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36)          “Pete Smalls Is Dead” ››
(2011, Drama) Michelle              riage. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)      SHOW Tue. 8:30 p.m.; Fri.           (2010, Comedy) Peter Din-
Williams. A production assis-       LIFE Sat. 3:30 p.m.

                                    O
                                                                         6:30 p.m.                           klage. A former screenwriter re-
tant spends a week with Mari-                                            “Out of Sight” ››› (1998,           turns to Hollywood for a funer-
lyn Monroe. (CC) (HD) (R)                                                Crime Drama) George Clooney.        al. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:34) TMC
(1:41) SHOW Sun. 11:30 a.m.

N
                                                                         A U.S. marshal falls for an es-     Thu. 4:25 a.m.
                                    “O” ›› (2001, Drama) Mekhi                                               “Peter and Vandy” ›› (2009,
                                                                         caped con she must capture.
                                    Phifer. A jealous teen tries to      (HD) (R) (2:30) ± Thu. 12:30        Romance-Comedy) Jason Ritter.
                                    ruin his basketball teammate’s       p.m.                                Two New Yorkers encounter pit-
“The Nanny Express” ››              life. (R) (2:00) $ Sun. 1 a.m.       “Outbreak” ›› (1995, Sus-           falls on the road to romantic
(2009, Drama) Vanessa Marcil.       “O” ›› (2001, Drama) Mekhi           pense) Dustin Hoffman. Army         bliss. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:18)
A nanny tries to heal a widower     Phifer. A jealous teen tries to      doctor fights spread of deadly      SHOW Mon. 5:10 a.m.
and his two children. (CC) (HD)     ruin his basketball teammate’s       virus. (CC) (R) (2:07) ENC Wed.     “Phantom of the Rue Morgue”
(2:00) HALL Sat. 5 p.m.             life. (CC) (R) (2:00) WGN-A          4:05 p.m.                           ›› (1954, Horror) Karl
“Napoleon Dynamite” ›››             Sun. 8 a.m.                          “Over Her Dead Body” ››             Malden. A madman and his ape
(2004, Comedy) Jon Heder. A         “Obsessed” › (2009, Sus-             (2008, Romance-Comedy) Eva          terrorize turn-of-the-century
gawky teen helps a friend run       pense) Idris Elba. A stalker         Longoria Parker. A jealous          Paris. (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri.
for class president. (CC) (HD)      threatens a married man’s idyl-      ghost tries to destroy her          8:30 a.m.
(PG) (1:26) HBO Mon. 12:15          lic life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)   groom’s new romance. (CC)           “A Pig’s Tale” › (1994, Come-
p.m.; Thu. 11 a.m.                  BET Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 4 p.m.         (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM Fri.        dy) Joe Flaherty. Bad luck
“The Natural” ››› (1984,            “Ocean’s Thirteen” ›››               Noon                                plagues a kid at summer camp.
Drama) Robert Redford. A            (2007, Comedy-Drama) George          “The Oxford Murders” ››             (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:34) MAX Thu.
flawed baseball hero gets a         Clooney. Danny Ocean and his         (2008, Mystery) Elijah Wood. A      7:10 a.m.
new chance. (PG) (3:00) NBC-        gang seek to right a wrong.          squabbling student and profes-      “Piranha” ›› (2010, Horror)
SP Tue. 9 p.m.                      (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) OXY Fri. 9       sor join forces as detectives.      Elisabeth Shue. Hundreds of
“Nazty Nuisance” (1943, Com-        p.m.                                 (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) SHOW           man-eating fish converge on a
edy) Bobby Watson. A U.S.           “October Sky” ››› (1999,             Wed. 1:15 p.m.

                                                                         P
                                                                                                             popular waterside resort. (HD)
sailor causes problems for          Docudrama) Jake Gyllenhaal. A                                            (R) (2:19) SPIKE Wed. 10:51
Hitler and Mussolini. (NR) (:45)    teenager reaches for the stars                                           p.m.; Thu. 1:43 a.m.
TCM Mon. 2:15 a.m.                  in a 1950s mining town. (HD)                                             “The Pirates! Band of Misfits”
“The Net” ›› (1995, Sus-            (PG) (1:48) SHOW Sat. 2:35           “The Pagan” ›› (1929, Ro-           ››› (2012, Adventure) Voices
pense) Sandra Bullock. Soft-        p.m.; Fri. 2:30 p.m.; Sat. 3         mance) Ramon Navarro. Silent.       of Hugh Grant. Animated. A pi-
ware makes computer nerd a          a.m.                                 A man must rescue his true
target. (CC) (PG-13) (1:52) ENC     “On the Waterfront” ››››             love when she is kidnapped.
Fri. 6:55 a.m.                      (1954, Drama) Marlon Brando.         (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu. 3 a.m.            Continued on next page
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rate captain dreams of winning      out to rescue his beloved. (PG)     illness. (CC) (PG-13) (2:15)         1:30 a.m.
a coveted award. (CC) (PG)          (1:38) BRAVO Sat. Midnight          STARZ Mon. 8:05 a.m.                 “The Rundown” ››› (2003,
(1:28) STARZ Thu. 6:15 a.m.,        “The Prisoner of Zenda” ›››         “Repo Men” › (2010, Science          Adventure) The Rock. A bounty
6:10 p.m.                           (1922, Romance) Lewis Stone.        Fiction) Jude Law. Agents re-        hunter must find his boss’ son
“Pirates of the Caribbean: On       Silent. Court followers foil a      possess transplanted organs          in the Amazon. (CC) (HD) (PG-
Stranger Tides” ›› (2011, Ad-       plot. (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 9        for nonpayment. (CC) (HD) (R)        13) (1:44) MAX Fri. 3:15 p.m.
venture) Johnny Depp. Capt.         p.m.                                (2:30) SYFY Sat. 1:30 p.m.           “Running Scared” ››› (1986,
Jack Sparrow searches for the       “The Prisoner of Zenda” ››          “Repo Men” › (2010, Science          Comedy-Drama) Gregory Hines.
Fountain of Youth. (CC) (PG-13)     (1979, Comedy) Peter Sellers.       Fiction) Jude Law. Agents re-        Two detectives are given 30
(2:16) STARZ Mon. 4:05 a.m.,        A London cab driver is abduct-      possess transplanted organs          days to nab a cocaine smug-
12:35 p.m.                          ed by the Duke of Zenda. (CC)       for nonpayment. (CC) (R) (2:30)      gler. (CC) (R) (1:46) ENC Tue.
“Pirates of the Caribbean: The      (HD) (PG) (1:49) MAX Thu.           SYFY Sun. 3:30 a.m.                  6:10 p.m.
Curse of the Black Pearl”           5:20 a.m.                           “Resident Evil: Extinction” ››       “Rushmore” ››› (1998, Com-
››› (2003, Action) Johnny           “Prisoner of Zenda, Inc.” ›         (2007, Horror) Milla Jovovich.       edy) Jason Schwartzman. A
Depp. A blacksmith and a pi-        (1996, Comedy-Drama)                Alice and her cohorts seek to        teenager and a jaded tycoon
rate must rescue a kidnapped        Jonathan Jackson. A ruthless        eliminate an undead virus. (CC)      vie for a teacher’s affections.
damsel. (CC) (PG-13) (2:23)         businessman plots to have his       (HD) (R) (1:45) TNT Sun. 11:15       (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) MAX Tue.
                                    nephew kidnapped. (CC) (HD)                                              8:30 p.m.

                                                                                                             S
STARZ Sat. 7:10 a.m.; Tue.                                              p.m.
2:05 a.m., 6:30 p.m.                (PG) (1:40) TMC Thu. 6 a.m.         “Reunion” › (2009, Drama)
“Police Academy 2: Their First      “Project X” ›› (2012, Come-         Brett Cullen. Members of a Yale
Assignment” ›› (1985, Come-         dy) Thomas Mann. Three teens        secret society reunite in New
dy) Steve Guttenberg. Bungling      throw a party that spins wildly     York. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:35)          “Sabrina” ›› (1995, Ro-
rookies try to stem a precinct’s    out of control. (CC) (HD) (R)       TMC Sat. 4:40 a.m.                   mance-Comedy) Harrison Ford.
crime wave. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)       (1:28) HBO Sun. 11:30 p.m.;         “The Rising of the Moon”             A chauffeur’s daughter awak-
(2:00) COM Mon. Noon                Thu. Midnight                       ››› (1957, Drama) Cyril Cu-          ens love in a rich workaholic.
“Port of Shadows” ›››               “Prowl” › (2010, Horror) Ruta       sack. Tyrone Power introduces        (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:07) SHOW
(1938, Drama) Jean Gabin. An        Gedmintas. Stranded travelers       trilogy of Ireland. (NR) (1:30)      Sat. 8:30 a.m.
army deserter falls in love with    become the prey of bloodthirsty     TCM Sun. 5 p.m.                      “Safe House” ›› (2012, Ac-
a young woman. (NR) (1:30)          monsters. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00)      “Rising Sun” ››› (1993, Mys-         tion) Denzel Washington. A
TCM Fri. 2 a.m.                     SYFY Thu. 9 a.m.                    tery) Sean Connery. Detectives       rookie and a renegade opera-
“Power and Beauty” ››               “P.S. I Love You” ›› (2007,         investigate a murder at a            tive try to evade assassins.
(2002, Docudrama) Natasha           Romance) Hilary Swank. A wid-       Japanese corporation. (CC)           (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) MAX Fri.
Henstridge. Judith Campbell         ow gets messages left by her        (HD) (R) (2:09) MAX Mon. 2           7:15 p.m.; Sat. 1:35 a.m.
Exner has an affair with John F.    husband to help her cope. (HD)      a.m.                                 “Saint John of Las Vegas”
Kennedy. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34)       (PG-13) (2:30) FAM Sun. 4:30        “The Rite” ›› (2011, Horror)         (2009, Comedy-Drama) Steve
TMC Fri. 4:30 p.m.                  p.m.                                Anthony Hopkins. A skeptical         Buscemi. A compulsive gambler
“Predators” ›› (2010, Sci-          “The Pursuit of Happyness”          seminary student attends a           faces temptation in Las Vegas.
                                    ››› (2006, Drama) Will              school for exorcists. (CC) (HD)      (CC) (HD) (R) (1:25) SHOW Thu.
ence Fiction) Adrien Brody.                                                                                  3:30 p.m.
Fearsome aliens hunt a band of      Smith. A man strives for a bet-     (PG-13) (1:54) HBO Thu. 6:30
                                    ter life for himself and his son.   a.m.                                 “The Samaritan” › (2012,
human fighters. (HD) (R) (2:00)                                                                              Crime Drama) Samuel L. Jack-
FX Sun. 1 p.m.; Mon. 11 a.m.        (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TBS        “The River” ››› (1984, Dra-
                                    Mon. 2:30 a.m.                                                           son. An ex-convict can’t escape
“The Presence” (2010, Drama)                                            ma) Mel Gibson. A farm family
                                    “Push: Madison Versus Madi-                                              his past. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33)
Mira Sorvino. A woman travels                                           uses all its resources to save
                                    son” (2010, Documentary) The                                             SHOW Thu. Midnight
to a remote cabin and is                                                its land. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)
stalked by a ghost. (CC) (HD)       coach of a basketball team                                               “Sanctum” ›› (2011, Action)
                                                                        (2:04) MAX Mon. 5:50 a.m.
                                    tries to hold it together. (CC)                                          Richard Roxburgh. Divers be-
(PG-13) MAX Fri. 11:35 a.m.                                             “The River Wild” ››› (1994,
“Pretty Woman” ››› (1990,           (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC                                                 come trapped in a South Pacif-
                                                                        Action) Meryl Streep. Thieves        ic labyrinth. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:49)
                                    Sat. 11 a.m.

                                    Q
Romance-Comedy) Richard                                                 hold a former river guide and
Gere. A corporate raider hires a                                                                             HBO Tue. 11:45 p.m.; Sat.
                                                                        her family hostage. (CC) (PG-        2:30 a.m.
hooker to act as a business es-                                         13) (1:51) ENC Mon. 1:45 p.m.        “Santa With Muscles” ›
cort. (CC) (R) (2:30) OXY Fri.      “Quantum of Solace” ››              “River’s End” ›› (1940, Ad-          (1996, Comedy) Hulk Hogan.
11:30 p.m.                          (2008, Action) Daniel Craig.        venture) Dennis Morgan. Ac-          Amnesia turns mean tycoon
“Pride & Prejudice” ›››             James Bond seeks revenge for        cused killer poses as look-alike     into Santa Claus. (CC) (HD)
(2005, Drama) Keira Knightley.      the death of Vesper Lynd. (CC)      Mountie to clear himself. (NR)       (PG) (1:37) SHOW Thu. 6:15
A man begins a convoluted           (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY Sat.       (1:15) TCM Tue. 7 a.m.               a.m.
courtship with a young woman.       4 p.m.                              “Road House” ›› (1989, Ac-           “Save the Last Dance” ›››
(CC) (PG) (3:00) OXY Fri. 10        “The Quiet Man” ››››                tion) Patrick Swayze. A leg-         (2001, Romance) Julia Stiles. A
a.m., 3:30 p.m.                     (1952, Drama) John Wayne. A         endary bouncer agrees to tame        white teen falls for a black stu-
“Priest” ›› (2011, Fantasy)         U.S. boxer returns to Ireland       a notorious gin mill. (CC) (HD)      dent who also loves dance.
Paul Bettany. A warrior priest      and fights for his bride. (NR)      (R) (1:52) MAX Mon. 8 p.m.           (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Thu.
sets out to save his niece from     (2:30) TCM Sun. 6:30 p.m.           “The Road to El Dorado” ››

                                    R
                                                                                                             Noon; Fri. 8 a.m.
a pack of vampires. (CC) (PG-                                           (2000, Musical) Voices of Kevin      “Saved!” ›› (2004, Comedy-
13) (1:27) STARZ Tue. 4:35                                              Kline. Animated. Two rogues          Drama) Jena Malone. A preg-
a.m., 4:50 p.m.                                                         find the fabled city of gold. (CC)   nant teenager faces ostracism.
“Primary Colors” ››› (1998,         “Real Steel” ›› (2011, Ac-          (HD) (PG) (1:29) MAX Sun.            (HD) (PG-13) (1:32) TMC Sun.
Comedy-Drama) John Travolta.        tion) Hugh Jackman. A boxing        6:50 a.m.                            12:35 p.m.
A smooth-talking Southern gov-      promoter and his son build a        “Romy and Michele’s High             “Scarface” ››› (1983, Crime
ernor runs for president. (CC)      robot fighter. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)    School Reunion” ›› (1997,            Drama) Al Pacino. A Cuban im-
(HD) (R) (2:23) SHOW Tue.           (2:07) SHOW Sun. 1:10 p.m.          Comedy) Mira Sorvino. Two            migrant fights to the top of Mia-
4:30 p.m.                           “Rebound” ›› (2005, Come-           dizzy underachievers pose as         mi’s drug trade. (CC) (HD) (R)
“The Prince & Me” ›› (2004,         dy) Martin Lawrence. A college      successful career gals. (CC)         (4:05) SPIKE Fri. 8 p.m.
Romance-Comedy) Julia Stiles.       basketball coach leads a team       (HD) (R) (1:31) MAX Mon.             “The Scarlet Letter” › (1995,
A collegian and a Danish prince     of middle schoolers. (CC) (PG)      11:05 a.m.                           Drama) Demi Moore. A married
fall in love. (CC) (HD) (PG)        (2:00) ^ Sat. 1 p.m.                “The Royal Tenenbaums” ››            Puritan woman has an affair
(1:50) TMC Sat. 8:15 a.m.           “The Recruit” ›› (2003, Sus-        (2001, Comedy-Drama) Gene            with a minister. (CC) (HD) (R)
“Prince Valiant” ›› (1997, Ad-      pense) Al Pacino. A CIA rookie      Hackman. A scheming patriarch        (2:15) SHOW Mon. 3:30 p.m.
venture) Stephen Moyer. A           must ferret out a mole within       attempts to reconcile with his       “The Scenesters” › (2009,
squire rescues a princess and       the agency. (CC) (PG-13) (1:55)     family. (R) (2:30) OXY Wed. 6        Comedy) Sherilyn Fenn. Film-
King Arthur’s sword. (CC) (HD)      ENC Mon. 3:45 p.m.; Fri. 8:50       a.m., 10:30 a.m.                     makers make a secret docu-
(PG-13) (1:32) MAX Fri. 8:25        a.m., 6:05 p.m.                     “Ruby Gentry” ›› (1952, Dra-         mentary about a serial killer.
a.m.                                “Remo Williams: The Adven-          ma) Jennifer Jones. A poor           (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) TMC Fri.
“The Princess Bride” ›››            ture Begins” ››› (1985, Ac-         Southern woman marries to            6:15 p.m.
(1987, Adventure) Cary Elwes.       tion) Fred Ward. A former detec-    raise her social standing. (NR)      “Scent of a Woman” ›››
A stableboy in disguise sets        tive is fashioned into a top        (1:30) TCM Fri. 3:30 a.m.            (1992, Drama) Al Pacino. Blind
out to rescue his beloved. (PG)     crimefighter. (CC) (PG-13)          “Rumble Fish” ›› (1983, Dra-         ex-colonel takes his preppie
(2:00) OXY Sat. 9 a.m.              (2:01) ENC Sat. 4:30 a.m.           ma) Matt Dillon. A troubled          guide to New York. (CC) (R)
“The Princess Bride” ›››            “Rent” ›› (2005, Musical)           youth idolizes his delinquent
(1987, Adventure) Cary Elwes.       Rosario Dawson. East Village        big brother. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34)
A stableboy in disguise sets        artists cope with poverty and       TMC Mon. 6:20 p.m.; Sat.                 Continued on next page
TVTIMES                              MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS                                     March 16-22, 2013                              67

(2:37) ENC Tue. 4:05 a.m.             1921 Dublin tries to avoid con-     Action) Sylvester Stallone. A      Cameron Diaz. A woman tries
“School for Scoundrels” ››            flict. (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 1       woman asks a bomb expert to        to track down a guy she met at
(2006, Romance-Comedy) Billy          p.m.                                eliminate three gangsters. (CC)    a dance club. (R) (2:00) OXY
Bob Thornton. A professor and         “Shakespeare High” ››               (R) (1:49) ENC Mon. 11:50          Sat. 11 a.m.
a student love the same               (2011, Documentary) High            a.m., 9:55 p.m.                    “The Sweetest Thing” ›
woman. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)              school students prepare for an      “The Speed of Thought”             (2002, Romance-Comedy)
(2:02) COM Mon. 2 p.m.                annual Shakespeare competi-         (2011, Suspense) Nick Stahl.       Cameron Diaz. A woman tries
“Scooby-Doo” ›› (2002, Com-           tion. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:20)         Joshua is a telepath who can       to track down a guy she met at
edy) Freddie Prinze Jr. Scooby        SHOW Tue. 8:30 a.m.; Sat. 5         listen to people’s thoughts.       a dance club. (NR) (2:00) OXY
and the gang hunt spooks at a         a.m.                                (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:33) TMC          Sun. 8 a.m.
haunted resort. (CC) (HD) (PG)        “Shame” ››› (2011, Drama)           Wed. 5 a.m.                        “Swinging With the Finkels”
(2:00) NICK Sun. 9 p.m.               Michael Fassbender. A New           “Splinter” ››› (2008, Horror)      ›› (2010, Comedy) Mandy
“Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-             Yorker hides his sex addiction      Shea Whigham. A voracious          Moore. A suburban couple de-
Doo” (2010, Comedy) Voices of         beneath a mask of normalcy.         parasite traps three people in a   cide to spice up their lives.
Frank Welker. Animated. The           (CC) (HD) (NC-17) (1:39) MAX        gas station. (HD) (R) (2:00)       (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:25) TMC Sun.
gang must stop sinister forces        Tue. 1:45 a.m.                      SYFY Fri. 4 p.m.                   5:45 a.m.; Wed. 8 p.m.
at a magic academy. (HD) (NR)         “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of         “Spoken Word” ›› (2009,            “Sylvia” ›› (2003, Biography)
(1:30) TOON Mon. 8:30 a.m.            Shadows” ›› (2011, Action)          Drama) Kuno Becker. A poet re-     Gwyneth Paltrow. Writers Sylvia
“Scooby-Doo and the Goblin            Robert Downey Jr. Holmes and        turns home and reverts to the      Plath and Ted Hughes get mar-
King” ›› (2008, Comedy)               Watson face their archenemy,        ways of his youth. (CC) (HD)       ried. (HD) (R) (1:50) SHOW
Voices of Frank Welker. Animat-       Moriarty. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)         (NR) (1:56) TMC Tue. 11 a.m.       Mon. 1:30 p.m.
ed. Scooby and Shaggy must            (2:09) HBO Sat. 11:30 a.m.;         “Standing in the Shadows of        “Syncopation” ›› (1942, Mu-
stop a madman’s diabolical            Wed. 11:45 a.m., 8:30 p.m.          Motown” ››› (2002, Docu-           sical) Jackie Cooper. A trumpet
plot. (HD) (NR) (1:30) TOON           “She’s All That” ›› (1999,          mentary) Richard “Pistol” Allen.   player tries to start a band in
Thu. 8:30 a.m.                        Romance-Comedy) Freddie             Paul Justman documents the         the 1940s. (NR) (1:30) TCM
                                                                                                             Wed. 5:30 a.m.

                                                                                                             T
“Scooby-Doo in Where’s My             Prinze Jr. A high-school student    career of the Funk Brothers.
Mummy?” ›› (2005, Comedy)             wagers he can remake a plain        (HD) (PG) (1:48) TMC Mon.
Voices of Frank Welker. Animat-       Jane. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Thu.       4:30 p.m.; Thu. 8 p.m.
ed. Scooby and the gang dis-          4 p.m., 10 p.m.                     “Steel Dawn” ›› (1987, Sci-
cover an ancient tomb in Egypt.       “Shorts” ›› (2009, Adven-           ence Fiction) Patrick Swayze.      “Take the High Ground” ›››
(HD) (G) (1:30) TOON Tue. 8:30        ture) Jon Cryer. A rainbow-col-     Post-WWIII swordsman defends       (1953, War) Richard Widmark.
a.m.                                  ored rock grants the wishes of      desert widow and water farm.       An infantry sergeant uses
“Scoop” ›› (2006, Romance-            all who hold it. (HD) (PG) (2:00)   (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) TMC Mon.      harsh training techniques. (NR)
Comedy) Scarlett Johansson. A         FAM Sat. 7:30 a.m.                  2:15 a.m.; Fri. 2:50 p.m.          (1:45) TCM Fri. 6:45 a.m.
journalism student probes a           “Shutter Island” ›› (2010,          “Stick It” ›› (2006, Comedy-       “Taken” ››› (2008, Action)
mystery in London. (CC) (HD)          Suspense) Leonardo DiCaprio.        Drama) Jeff Bridges. A rebel-      Liam Neeson. A former spy
(PG-13) (1:36) MAX Fri. 6:50          A 1950s lawman hunts an es-         lious teen attends a gymnas-       uses his old skills to save his
a.m.                                  caped murderess. (R) (3:00)         tics academy. (HD) (PG-13)         kidnapped daughter. (HD) (PG-
“Scream of the Banshee”               SYFY Mon. 5 p.m.                    (2:00) E! Tue. 9 p.m.; Wed. 5      13) (2:00) FX Wed. 8 p.m.;
(2011, Horror) Lauren Holly. A        “A Simple Plan” ›› (1998,           p.m.                               Thu. 6 p.m.
bloodthirsty banshee terrorizes       Suspense) Bill Paxton. Three        “Stomp the Yard: Homecom-          “A Taste of Romance” (2011,
college students. (CC) (HD) (R)       men find a fortune in the fuse-     ing” (2010, Drama) Collins         Romance) Teri Polo. A grudge
(2:00) SYFY Sun. 9 a.m.; Mon.         lage of a crashed plane. (CC)       Pennie. A troubled youth leads     between neighboring restaura-
3 a.m.                                (HD) (R) (2:01) HBO Sat. 4:25       a dance troupe in a national       teurs turns to love. (CC) (HD)
“Screwed” › (2000, Comedy)                                                competition. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)     (NR) (2:00) HALL Sun. 5 p.m.
                                      a.m.
Norm Macdonald. A chauffeur                                               (2:00) BET Fri. 11 a.m.            “Taxi” › (2004, Comedy)
                                      “The Sisterhood of the Travel-
                                                                          “Stranger on the Third Floor”      Queen Latifah. A bumbling po-
kidnaps his boss’s dog for ran-       ing Pants” ››› (2005, Come-                                            liceman and a cabby chase
som. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:21)         dy-Drama) Amber Tamblyn. Four       ››› (1940, Crime Drama) Pe-
MAX Sun. 1:30 p.m.                                                        ter Lorre. A reporter begins to    bank robbers. (CC) (HD) (PG-
                                      teens keep in touch by passing                                         13) (1:37) MAX Tue. 11:20
“Selena” ››› (1997, Biogra-           along a pair of jeans. (HD) (PG)    believe a condemned man is in-
phy) Jennifer Lopez. Mexican-                                             nocent. (NR) (1:15) TCM Tue.       a.m.
                                      (2:30) FAM Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun.                                           “Tear Gas Squad” ›› (1940,
American singer skyrockets to         11:30 a.m.                          5:45 a.m.
                                                                          “Straw Dogs” ›› (2011, Dra-        Crime Drama) Dennis Morgan.
fame. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30)           “The Sisterhood of the Travel-                                         Singer joins force to steal po-
LIFE Sat. 5:30 p.m.; Sun. 2:30        ing Pants 2” ›› (2008, Come-        ma) James Marsden. A screen-
                                                                                                             liceman’s girlfriend. (NR) (1:00)
p.m.                                  dy-Drama) Amber Tamblyn. Time       writer and his wife find sav-
                                                                                                             TCM Tue. 2:15 p.m.
“Serendipity” ›› (2001, Ro-           and distance challenge four         agery in the Deep South. (CC)
                                                                                                             “The Terminator” ››› (1984,
mance-Comedy) John Cusack.            young women’s friendship. (HD)      (R) (1:50) STARZ Fri. 1:35 a.m.
                                                                          “Success at Any Price” ››          Science Fiction) Arnold
Two destined lovers tempt fate        (PG-13) (2:30) FAM Sat. 9:30                                           Schwarzenegger. A cyborg as-
and lose each other. (HD) (PG-        p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m.                   (1934, Drama) Douglas Fair-
                                                                                                             sassin from the future comes
13) (2:00) FAM Sun. Midnight          “Smarty” ›› (1934, Comedy)          banks Jr. Young businessman
                                                                                                             to present-day L.A. (CC) (HD)
“Serenity” ››› (2005, Sci-            Joan Blondell. A lawyer friend      puts money first, people sec-      (R) (1:48) MAX Mon. 2:30 p.m.
ence Fiction) Nathan Fillion. A       suggests divorce for a slap-hap-    ond. (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon.          “Terminator 3: Rise of the Ma-
spaceship crew gets caught in         py couple. (NR) (1:15) TCM          9:15 a.m.                          chines” ››› (2003, Science
a deadly conflict. (CC) (HD) (PG-     Mon. 8 a.m.                         “Sucker Punch” ›› (2011, Ac-       Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger.
13) (1:59) SHOW Thu. 11:45            “The Smurfs” › (2011, Fanta-        tion) Emily Browning. A girl’s     A cyborg protects John Connor
a.m.                                  sy) Hank Azaria. Live action/an-    dream world provides an es-        from a superior model. (CC)
“Serious Moonlight” › (2009,          imated. A magic portal trans-       cape from a dark reality. (CC)     (HD) (R) (2:30) SYFY Sat. 6:30
Comedy-Drama) Meg Ryan. A             ports little blue folks to Man-     (HD) (PG-13) (1:50) HBO Tue. 2     p.m.
woman duct-tapes her cheating         hattan. (CC) (PG) (1:42) ENC        p.m.                               “Terminator 3: Rise of the Ma-
husband to a toilet. (CC) (HD)        Wed. 6:45 a.m., 6:15 p.m.           “Sugar & Spice” ›› (2001,          chines” ››› (2003, Science
(R) (1:24) TMC Wed. 9:30 p.m.         “Something to Talk About” ››        Comedy) Marla Sokoloff. Cheer-     Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger.
“Seven Ways From Sundown”             (1995, Comedy-Drama) Julia          leaders turn to larceny to sup-    A cyborg protects John Connor
›› (1960, Western) Audie              Roberts. A betrayed wife stirs      port a pregnant member. (HD)       from a superior model. (CC) (R)
Murphy. A Texas Ranger hunts          up trouble at the family horse      (PG-13) (2:00) FX Tue. 12:30       (2:30) SYFY Sun. 1 a.m.
the outlaw who killed his part-       farm. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:46) HBO      p.m.; Wed. 7 a.m.                  “Terror Tract” › (2000, Sus-
ner. (CC) (NR) (1:27) AMC Sat.        Mon. 4:35 a.m.                      “Surf’s Up” ››› (2007, Com-        pense) John Ritter. A real es-
10 a.m.                               “Soul Food” ››› (1997, Com-         edy) Voices of Shia LaBeouf.       tate agent has trouble selling
“Sex Drive” ›› (2008, Come-           edy-Drama) Vanessa L.               Animated. A teenage penguin        homes with gruesome pasts.
dy) Josh Zuckerman. A teen            Williams. Domestic troubles         enters a surfing championship.     (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) MAX Sat.
goes on a road trip to meet his       and illness threaten a close-       (HD) (PG) (2:00) TOON Fri. 8:30    3:30 a.m.
online girlfriend. (CC) (HD) (R)      knit family. (CC) (R) (2:00) BET    a.m.                               “That Forsyte Woman” ›››
(2:30) COM Wed. 1:30 p.m.             Thu. 11 a.m.; Fri. 1 a.m.           “Sweet Home Alabama” ››            (1950, Drama) Errol Flynn. A
“Sexy Baby” (2012, Documen-           “Space Cowboys” ››› (2000,          (2002, Romance-Comedy)             member of a staid Victorian
tary) A cultural shift in the sex-    Adventure) Clint Eastwood.          Reese Witherspoon. A fashion       family is drawn into scandal.
ual landscape. (CC) (HD) (NR)         NASA reunites four aging fly-       designer demands a divorce         (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 8:30
(1:23) SHOW Thu. 9:30 p.m.            boys for an urgent mission.         from her husband. (CC) (PG-13)     p.m.
“Shake Hands With the Devil”          (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) ± Tue. 11       (2:30) OXY Sat. 8 p.m.
››› (1959, Drama) James               a.m.                                “The Sweetest Thing” ›
Cagney. An American student in        “The Specialist” ›› (1994,          (2002, Romance-Comedy)                 Continued on next page
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“That’s My Boy” › (2012,            tor. (HD) (R) (2:00) ± Wed. 6      forces in the Trojan War. (CC)      singer finds a way to change
Comedy) Adam Sandler. A             p.m.                               (HD) (R) (2:42) HBO Sun. 3:10       her life. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30)
young man’s estranged father        “Titanic” ››› (1953, Docud-        a.m.                                BET Tue. 7 p.m.
tries to reconnect with him.        rama) Clifton Webb. People         “Turner & Hooch” ›› (1989,          “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to
(CC) (R) (1:56) STARZ Mon.          mingle and couple bicker on        Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. A          Jail” ›› (2009, Comedy) Tyler
2:55 p.m., 11 p.m.; Tue. 12:30      doomed 1912 luxury liner. (NR)     fastidious policeman is teamed      Perry. Madea raises hell behind
p.m.                                (1:45) TCM Sat. 3:15 p.m.          with a slobbering canine. (CC)      bars. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00)
“That’s Right — You’re              “Toast” ››› (2010, Comedy-         (HD) (PG) (1:40) TMC Sat. 6:30      LIFE Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 12:02
Wrong” ›› (1939, Musical            Drama) Helena Bonham Carter.       a.m.                                a.m., 7 p.m., 11:01 p.m.
Comedy) Kay Kyser. Kay Kyser        A boy adjusts to his new step-     “28 Days” ›› (2000, Comedy-         “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to
and his band invade Hollywood       mother. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:36)      Drama) Sandra Bullock. A writer     Jail” ›› (2009, Comedy) Tyler
to make a movie. (NR) (1:45)        TMC Thu. 7:45 a.m.                 is forced to come to terms with     Perry. Madea raises hell behind
TCM Mon. 10:45 a.m.                 “Toe to Toe” (2009, Drama)         her addictions. (CC) (PG-13)        bars. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2)
“Thelma & Louise” ›››               Louisa Krause. Two senior          (2:00) OXY Mon. 7 p.m., 11          (PG-13) (:59) LIFE Mon. 3:03
(1991, Drama) Susan Saran-          lacrosse players have a            p.m.                                a.m.
don. A near-rape abruptly turns     love/hate relationship. (CC)       “20 Million Miles to Earth”         “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get
two friends into hunted out-        (HD) (NR) TMC Thu. 2:15 p.m.       ››› (1957, Science Fiction)         Married Too?” ›› (2010, Com-
laws. (HD) (R) (2:09) AMC           “Tom and Jerry Blast Off to        William Hopper. Jelly from          edy-Drama) Tyler Perry. Four
Mon. 9:30 a.m.                      Mars!” (2005, Comedy) Voices       Venus becomes a tailed crea-        couples struggle with the chal-
“There’s Something About            of Jeff Bennett. Animated. Tom     ture growing in Rome. (NR)          lenges of married life. (CC)
Mary” ›› (1998, Romance-            and Jerry stow away on a           (1:30) TCM Wed. 10:30 p.m.          (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TBS Sun.
                                    manned mission to Mars. (HD)       “Twilight” ›› (2008, Ro-            5:30 p.m.

                                                                                                           U
Comedy) Cameron Diaz. A man
hires a sleazy private eye to       (NR) (1:30) TOON Wed. 8:30         mance) Kristen Stewart. A teen
find a former classmate. (R)        a.m.                               is caught up in an unorthodox
(2:30) E! Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun.        “Tom, Dick & Harriet” (2013,       romance with a vampire. (HD)
10:30 a.m.; Tue. 4:30 p.m.;         Romance-Comedy) Steven We-         (PG-13) (2:30) FAM Sun. 7           “Ultraviolet” › (2006, Science
Wed. 2 p.m.                         ber. A con artist and the man      p.m., 9:30 p.m.                     Fiction) Milla Jovovich. A super-
“They Drive by Night” ›››           that he helps fall for the same    “The Twilight Saga: Breaking        human woman protects a boy
(1940, Drama) George Raft. A        woman. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL       Dawn Part 1” ›› (2011, Ro-          from those who want to kill
jealous murderess complicates       Sat. 9 p.m., 11 p.m.; Sun. 1       mance) Kristen Stewart. Bella       him. (CC) (PG-13) (1:28) STARZ
matters for two truckers. (NR)      p.m., 9 p.m.                       and Edward marry. (CC) (HD)         Sat. 5:50 a.m.
(1:45) TCM Tue. 12:30 p.m.          “Tomorrow Never Dies” ›››          (PG-13) (1:57) TMC Sat. 10:15       “Unanswered Prayers” (2010,
“Think Like a Man” ›› (2012,        (1997, Action) Pierce Brosnan.     a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri. 12:50 p.m., 8    Drama) Eric Close. A married
Romance-Comedy) Michael             James Bond tries to short-cir-     p.m.                                man encounters the woman of
Ealy. Men use an advice book        cuit a communications tycoon.      “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”        his high-school fantasies. (CC)
to turn the tables on their gals.   (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) 4 Sat. 6       ›› (2010, Romance) Kristen          (HD) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 10:30
(CC) (PG-13) (2:02) STARZ Tue.      p.m.                               Stewart. Bella must choose be-      a.m.
6:15 a.m., 2:35 p.m., 10:50         “Tomorrow the World” ›››           tween Edward and Jacob. (HD)        “Under the Tuscan Sun” ›››
p.m.; Sat. Midnight                 (1945, Drama) Fredric March. A     (PG-13) (2:30) FX Sun. 9 p.m.,      (2003, Romance) Diane Lane.
“13 Going on 30” ››› (2004,         young Nazi’s relative attempts     11:30 p.m.                          A woman moves to Italy and be-
Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Gar-       to re-educate him. (NR) (1:30)     “The Twilight Saga: New             friends a married man. (CC)
ner. An uncool girl magically be-   TCM Mon. 12:45 a.m.                Moon” ›› (2009, Romance)            (PG-13) (1:53) ENC Sun. 11:50
comes a successful adult. (CC)      “Tooth Fairy” ›› (2010, Com-       Kristen Stewart. Bella finds her-   p.m.
(PG-13) (1:37) ENC Sun. 6:20        edy) Dwayne Johnson. A hockey      self drawn into the world of        “Underworld” ›› (2003, Hor-
p.m.                                player must serve time as a        werewolves. (HD) (PG-13)            ror) Kate Beckinsale. A vampire
“The Thirteenth Year” ››            real tooth fairy. (HD) (PG)        (3:00) FX Sun. 6 p.m.; Mon. 3       protects a medical student
(1999, Drama) Chez Starbuck.        (2:00) FX Fri. 10:30 a.m.          p.m.                                from werewolves. (HD) (R)
A boy seems to be turning into      “Tootsie” ›››› (1982, Come-        “Two Family House” ›››              (2:01) AMC Fri. 7:30 p.m.; Sat.
a fish. (CC) (1:40) DISN Sun.       dy) Dustin Hoffman. An unem-       (2000, Drama) Michael Rispoli.      12:30 a.m.
2:30 a.m.                           ployed actor poses as a woman      A single mother gives a man         “Underworld: Awakening” ››
“30 Minutes or Less” ››             to land a soap role. (PG) (2:00)   the courage to fulfill a dream.     (2012, Horror) Kate Beckin-
(2011, Comedy) Jesse Eisen-         TCM Sat. 5 p.m.                    (CC) (HD) (R) (1:47) SHOW Fri.      sale. Humans wage war on
berg. Aspiring crooks force a       “Torchy Blane in Chinatown”        5:15 a.m.                           vampires and lycans. (CC) (R)
pizza-delivery guy to rob a         ›› (1939, Crime Drama) Glen-       “200 Cigarettes” › (1999, Ro-       (1:29) STARZ Sat. 2:05 p.m.
bank. (CC) (R) (1:23) STARZ         da Farrell. A newswoman            mance-Comedy) Ben Affleck.          “Underworld: Evolution” ››
Sat. 12:40 p.m.                     shows a policeman how to           East Villagers party hearty on      (2006, Horror) Kate Beckin-
“This Means War” › (2012,           crack an extortion case. (NR)      New Year’s Eve, 1981. (CC)          sale. Vampire warrior Selene
Action) Reese Witherspoon.          (1:15) TCM Sat. 9 a.m.             (HD) (R) (1:41) MAX Mon. 4:10       seeks revenge for her betrayal.
Two CIA agents battle over the      “Touchback” ›› (2011, Dra-         a.m.                                (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 9 p.m.
same woman. (CC) (HD) (PG-          ma) Brian Presley. A former        “The Two of Us” ››› (1968,          “Underworld: Rise of the Ly-
13) (1:37) HBO Thu. 12:45           football player gets a second      Drama) Michel Simon. An anti-       cans” ›› (2009, Horror)
p.m., 8:30 p.m.                     shot at his destiny. (CC) (HD)     Semite unwittingly mentors a        Michael Sheen. Lucian leads
“A Thousand Words” › (2012,         (PG-13) (1:58) TMC Mon. 2:30       young Jewish boy. (NR) (1:45)       the Lycans against Viktor, the
Comedy) Eddie Murphy. A liter-      p.m.                               TCM Sun. 11 p.m.                    king of the vampires. (CC) (R)
ary agent’s loquaciousness will     “Tower Heist” ›› (2011, Com-       “2010” ››› (1984, Science           (2:00) SYFY Sat. 11 p.m.
be his undoing. (CC) (HD) (PG-      edy) Ben Stiller. Condo employ-    Fiction) Roy Scheider. The man      “Unstrung Heroes” ›› (1995,
13) (1:31) HBO Sat. 10 a.m.;        ees plot revenge against a Wall    behind the 2001 space               Drama) Andie MacDowell. A boy
Tue. 8 a.m.; Fri. 10 a.m., 7:05     Street swindler. (CC) (HD) (PG-    odyssey joins a U.S./Soviet         whose mother is dying must
p.m.                                13) (1:45) HBO Sun. 7:10 p.m.      mission. (PG) (2:00) TCM Wed.       move in with crazy uncles. (CC)
“Three Cheers for the Irish”        “The Transporter 2” ››             6:30 p.m.                           (HD) (PG) (1:34) SHOW Wed.
›› (1940, Comedy-Drama)             (2005, Action) Jason Statham.      “2012” ›› (2009, Action)            7:45 a.m.
Thomas Mitchell. A family feud      A former soldier tries to save a   John Cusack. A global cata-         “Up” ››› (2009, Comedy)
erupts over a Scots-Irish ro-       kidnapped boy. (HD) (PG-13)        clysm nearly wipes out humani-      Voices of Ed Asner. Animated.
mance. (NR) (1:45) TCM Sun.         (2:18) SPIKE Mon. 5:42 p.m.;       ty. (HD) (PG-13) (3:30) FX Sat.     An old man flies away in a bal-
6:45 a.m.                           Tue. 2:30 p.m.                     1:30 p.m.; Sun. 7 a.m.              loon-powered house. (CC) (HD)
“3000 Miles to Graceland” ››        “Transporter 3” ›› (2008, Ac-      “Two Weeks Notice” ››               (PG) (1:45) DISN Fri. 8 p.m.
(2001, Action) Kurt Russell.        tion) Jason Statham. Frank         (2002, Romance-Comedy) San-         “The Usual Suspects” ›››
Fake Elvis impersonators stage      Martin becomes involved with a     dra Bullock. A millionaire con-     (1995, Suspense) Stephen
a casino heist in Las Vegas.        Ukrainian woman. (HD) (PG-13)      fronts his feelings for his         Baldwin. Five small-time crimi-
(CC) (HD) (R) (2:05) MAX Tue.       (2:45) SPIKE Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue.     lawyer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:41)    nals begin an ill-fated associa-
1 p.m.                              4:30 p.m.                          MAX Tue. 4:45 p.m.                  tion. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45) AMC
                                                                                                           Sun. 9 a.m.

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“Thunder Soul” ››› (2010,           “The Trouble With Bliss” ›         “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All
Documentary) Members of a           (2011, Romance-Comedy)             By Myself” ›› (2009, Come-
1970s high-school jazz band re-     Michael C. Hall. A 35-year-old     dy-Drama) Tyler Perry. A boozy
unite. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28)        begins dating a former class-      singer finds a way to change        “Varsity Blues” ›› (1999,
SHOW Tue. 7 a.m.                    mate’s 18-year-old daughter.       her life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)         Comedy-Drama) James Van Der
“Timecop” ›› (1994, Science         (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:37) TMC       (2:30) TBS Sun. 8 p.m.              Beek. A second-string quarter-
Fiction) Jean-Claude Van            Fri. 11:10 a.m.                    “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All
Damme. A time-traveling police      “Troy” ››› (2004, Adventure)       By Myself” ›› (2009, Come-
officer tackles a corrupt sena-     Brad Pitt. Achilles leads Greek    dy-Drama) Tyler Perry. A boozy          Continued on next page
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back is propelled to sudden         Peebles. A smart but lazy teen     ton. A man becomes friendly           “Wrath of the Titans” ›
glory. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:44) HBO     sets his eye on a pretty over-     with the daughter of his boss.        (2012, Fantasy) Sam Worthing-
Tue. 3:45 a.m.                      achiever. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30)     (NR) (1:15) TCM Mon. 3:30             ton. Perseus must rescue Zeus
“Volcano” ›› (1997, Action)         BET Wed. 1 a.m., 3:30 p.m.         a.m.                                  from the underworld. (CC) (HD)
Tommy Lee Jones. Earthquakes        “Weird Science” ›› (1985,          “Wild Child” (2008, Comedy)           (PG-13) (1:39) MAX Sat. 10
and lava ravage Los Angeles.        Comedy) Kelly LeBrock. Two         Emma Roberts. A spoiled Amer-         p.m.; Sun. 2:30 a.m.; Tue.
(CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:42) MAX        high-school nerds conjure up       ican teen meets her match at          3:05 p.m.

                                                                                                             X
Mon. 9:20 a.m.                                                         boarding school. (CC) (HD) (PG-

W
                                    the woman of their dreams.
                                    (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:34) MAX       13) (1:38) SHOW Mon. 8:15
                                    Fri. 10 a.m.                       a.m.; Fri. 11 a.m.
                                    “Wes Craven Presents Dracula       “Wildcat Bus” ›› (1940, Dra-          “XXX: State of the Union” ››
“Waiting...” ›› (2005, Come-        II: Ascension” › (2003, Hor-       ma) Fay Wray. A penniless play-       (2005, Action) Ice Cube. Agent
dy) Ryan Reynolds. Restaurant       ror) Jason Scott Lee. Re-          boy turns to crime to fill his cof-   XXX must thwart a plot to de-
employees ponder their lives.       searchers study Dracula’s          fers. (NR) (1:15) TCM Tue.            pose the president. (CC) (PG-
(CC) (HD) (R) (2:02) COM Sun.       body. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY    4:30 a.m.                             13) (1:40) STARZ Thu. 12:35
3:56 p.m.; Mon. 12:35 a.m.          Thu. 3 p.m.                        “Wimbledon” ›› (2004, Ro-             p.m., 9:15 p.m.; Fri. 8:50 a.m.

                                                                                                             Y
“Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox           “Wes Craven Presents: They”        mance-Comedy) Kirsten Dunst.
Story” ›› (2007, Comedy)            › (2002, Horror) Laura Regan.      Two tennis players fall for each
John C. Reilly. A musician takes    Childhood terrors come back to     other. (CC) (PG-13) (1:37)
a long and winding road to suc-     haunt a graduate student. (CC)     STARZ Wed. 9:40 a.m.; Thu.            “Yankee Doodle Dandy”
cess. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:17) COM      (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY Thu.      1:35 a.m.                             ›››› (1942, Musical) James
Sat. 11:42 a.m.                     1 p.m.                             “The Wish List” ››› (2010,            Cagney. Life of song-and-dance
“Walk the Line” ››› (2005,          “Wet Hot American Summer”          Romance) Jennifer Esposito. A         man George M. Cohan. (NR)
Biography) Joaquin Phoenix.         ›› (2001, Comedy) Janeane          woman falls for a guy who             (2:15) TCM Tue. 8 p.m.
The story of music legends                                             meets none of her standards.          “You Again” ›› (2010, Ro-
                                    Garofalo. A camp’s staff pur-
Johnny Cash and June Carter                                            (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 7          mance-Comedy) Kristen Bell. A
                                    sues romances that were brew-
Cash. (PG-13) (3:00) OXY Sat.                                          p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m.                     woman learns that her brother
5 p.m., 10:30 p.m.                  ing all season. (CC) (HD) (R)
                                    (1:37) TMC Fri. 1 a.m.             “Wish Me Away” ››› (2011,             is marrying her old nemesis.
“A Walk to Remember” ››                                                Documentary) Country singer           (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Mon. 9
(2002, Romance) Shane West.         “When a Man Loves a Woman”
                                    ›› (1994, Drama) Andy Gar-         Chely Wright comes out as a           p.m.
A high-school delinquent courts                                        lesbian. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:36)        “Young Adam” ›› (2003, Dra-
a minister’s daughter. (HD) (PG)    cia. Alcoholism threatens to
                                    tear a San Francisco family        SHOW Wed. 6 a.m.                      ma) Ewan McGregor. A drifter
(2:00) FAM Wed. 9 p.m.                                                 “The Wizards Return: Alex vs.
                                    apart. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:04)                                              has an affair with a married
“Wanderlust” ›› (2012, Com-                                            Alex” (2013, Comedy) Selena
edy) Paul Rudd. Stressed-out        MAX Sun. 4:40 a.m.                                                       woman. (CC) (HD) (NC-17)
                                    “When a Stranger Calls” ››         Gomez. A young wizard acciden-        (1:38) MAX Fri. 3:10 a.m.
New Yorkers embrace a coun-                                            tally creates an evil version of
terculture lifestyle. (CC) (HD)     (2006, Horror) Camilla Belle. A                                          “Young Cassidy” ››› (1965,
                                                                       herself. (CC) (NR) (1:00) DISN
(R) (1:38) HBO Wed. 1:40 a.m.       sadistic phone caller terrorizes   Sat. 11 a.m., 8:30 p.m.; Sun.         Biography) Rod Taylor. Based
“War Horse” ››› (2011, His-         a teenage baby-sitter. (CC) (PG-   7 p.m.; Mon. 8 p.m.                   on the autobiography of play-
torical Drama) Emily Watson. A      13) (1:27) ENC Wed. 3:35 a.m.      “The Woman in Black” ›››              wright Sean O’Casey. (NR)
horse sees joy and sorrow dur-      “White Chicks” ›› (2004,           (2012, Horror) Daniel Radcliffe.      (2:00) TCM Sun. 3 p.m.
ing World War I. (CC) (HD) (PG-     Comedy) Shawn Wayans. Two          A lawyer goes to a house in a         “Young Man With a Horn”
13) (2:26) SHOW Sat. 4:30           male FBI agents pose as fe-        marsh, which has secrets. (CC)        ››› (1950, Drama) Kirk Dou-
p.m.; Sun. 5 a.m.                   male socialites. (PG-13) (2:30)    (HD) (PG-13) (1:35) SHOW Sat.         glas. A woman nearly ruins a
“War Horse” ››› (2011, His-         FX Sat. 7 a.m.                     10:45 a.m.                            trumpet player, but one saves
torical Drama) Emily Watson. A      “White Fang 2: Myth of the         “The Woman in Black” ›››              him. (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed.
horse sees joy and sorrow dur-      White Wolf” ››› (1994, Ad-         (2012, Horror) Daniel Radcliffe.      8:45 a.m.
ing World War I. (CC) (HD) (PG-     venture) Scott Bairstow. White     A lawyer goes to a house in a         “Youth in Revolt” ›› (2009,
13) (2:26) SHOW Fri. 8 p.m.         Fang and his prospector com-       marsh, which has secrets. (CC)        Romance-Comedy) Michael
“The Warrior Class” ››              panion help the Haida. (CC)        (HD) (PG-13) (1:35) SHOW              Cera. A teen goes on a carnal
(2004, Drama) Anson Mount. A        (HD) (PG) (1:46) SHOW Wed.         Wed. 11:30 a.m., 8:25 p.m.            quest to lose his virginity. (CC)
lawyer gets mixed up with a         9:30 a.m.                          “Woman Thou Art Loosed: On            (HD) (R) (2:02) COM Thu. 2
                                    “Why Did I Get Married?” ››        the 7th Day” › (2012, Drama)          p.m.

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gangster and a witness. (CC)
(HD) (NR) (1:50) TMC Thu.           (2007, Comedy-Drama) Tyler         Blair Underwood. Old secrets
12:30 a.m.                          Perry. Eight married friends       come to light for the Ames fam-
“Watchers” ›› (1988, Horror)        grapple with commitment and        ily. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) BET
Corey Haim. Escaped lab ani-        betrayal. (CC) (HD) (PG-13)        Sat. 5:30 p.m.; Sun. 11:30            “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”
mals bring death to the Canadi-     (2:30) TBS Sat. 11:30 p.m.;        a.m.                                  ›› (2008, Romance-Comedy)
an wilderness. (CC) (HD) (R)        Sun. 3 p.m.                        “Womb” (2010, Science Fic-            Seth Rogen. Friends devise an
(1:32) MAX Fri. 5:20 a.m.           “Why Stop Now?” › (2012,           tion) Eva Green. A woman gives        odd plan to solve their money
“The Wayman Tisdale Story”          Comedy-Drama) Jesse Eisen-         birth to a clone of her dead          problems. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:17)
(2011, Documentary) Tisdale,        berg. A piano prodigy is forced    lover. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:51)          COM Sat. 11:02 p.m.
an NBA basketball player, was       to score drugs for his mother.     TMC Wed. 1:30 p.m.                    “Zenon: Girl of the 21st Centu-
a self-taught jazz bass player.     (R) (1:27) TMC Sun. 11:05          “The Wrath of Cain” (2010,            ry” (1999, Adventure) Kirsten
(CC) (NR) (1:15) ESPN CLAS-         a.m., 8 p.m.; Wed. Noon, 11        Suspense) Ving Rhames. A              Storms. A girl raised on a
SIC Mon. 1:45 a.m.                  p.m.                               prison inmate’s nemesis trans-        space station gets down to
“We the Party” ›› (2012,            “Wide Open” ››› (1930,             fers to his facility. (CC) (HD) (R)   Earth. (CC) (HD) (1:50) DISN
Comedy-Drama) Mandela Van           Comedy) Edward Everett Hor-        (1:20) SHOW Tue. 1:30 a.m.            Sat. 2:30 a.m.
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TVTIMES                               TALK SHOWS                                       March 16-22, 2013                              71

                                                              Late-night
Monday                                “Conan O’Brien” (CC)             Franco. (CC) 11:31 p.m. COM           “Jimmy Kimmel”: Ellen Pom-
                                   11 p.m. TBS                            “Jay Leno”: Vanessa Hud-         peo; Brad Keselowski. (CC) (N)
   “Jon Stewart”: Sandra Day          “Stephen Colbert”: Jon           gens; Chris O’Dowd. (CC) (N)        11:35 p.m. _
O’Connor. (CC) 11 p.m. COM         Favreau. (CC) 11:31 p.m. COM        11:34 p.m. +                          “David Letterman” (CC)
   “Conan O’Brien” (CC)               “Jay Leno”: Jenna Fischer;          “David Letterman”: Graham        12:35 a.m. %
11 p.m. TBS                        Black Prairie. (CC) (N) 11:34       Rahal; the Airborne Toxic Event.      “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N)
   “Stephen Colbert”: Emily        p.m. +                              (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. %
Bazelon. (CC) 11:31 p.m. COM                                                                               12:36 a.m. +
                                      “David Letterman”: Mikaela          “Jimmy Kimmel”: Elle Fan-
   “Jay Leno”: Morgan Free-        Shiffrin; Garbage. (CC) (N)         ning. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _           “Carson Daly” (CC) (N)
man; Rulon Gardner. (CC) (N)       11:35 p.m. %                           “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N)          1:36 a.m. +
11:34 p.m. +                          “Jimmy Kimmel”: Gerard           12:36 a.m. +
   “David Letterman”: Selena       Butler; Vanessa Hudgens. (CC)          “Craig Ferguson”: Aaron
Gomez; Bob Sarlatte. (CC) (N)      (N) 11:35 p.m. _                    Eckhart; Kellie Pickler. (CC) (N)   Friday
11:35 p.m. %                          “Jimmy Fallon”: Selena           12:37 a.m. %
                                                                                                              “Jay Leno”: Don Cheadle.
   “Jimmy Kimmel”: Jennifer        Gomez; David Steinberg; Pin-           “Carson Daly” (CC) (N)
                                                                                                           (CC) (N) 11:34 p.m. +
Love Hewitt; Steven Yeun. (CC)     back. (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. +         1:36 a.m. +
(N) 11:35 p.m. _                      “Craig Ferguson”: Michelle                                              “David Letterman” (CC)
   “Jimmy Fallon”: Nicolas         Monoghan. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m.       Thursday                            11:35 p.m. %
Cage; Mike Birbiglia; Kip          %                                                                          “Jimmy Kimmel”: Clips and
Moore. (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. +                                             “Jon Stewart”: Paul Rudd.         segments from this week. (CC)
                                      “Carson Daly” (CC) (N)
                                                                       (CC) 11 p.m. COM                    (N) 11:35 p.m. _
   “Craig Ferguson”: Seth          1:36 a.m. +
                                                                         “Conan O’Brien” (CC)
Green. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. %                                                                                  “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) (N)
                                   Wednesday                           11 p.m. TBS
   “Carson Daly” (CC)                                                                                      12:36 a.m. +
                                                                         “Stephen Colbert”: Paola
1:36 a.m. +                                                                                                   “Craig Ferguson”: Bradley
                                     “Jon Stewart”: Steven Brill.      Antonelli. (CC) 11:31 p.m.
                                   (CC) 11 p.m. COM                    COM                                 Cooper; Wolfgang Puck. (CC)
Tuesday                                                                                                    12:37 a.m. %
                                     “Conan O’Brien” (CC)                “Jay Leno”: Dwayne John-
  “Jon Stewart”: Rachel Mad-       11 p.m. TBS                         son; Chris Paul. (CC) (N) 11:34        “Carson Daly” (CC) (N)
dow. (CC) 11 p.m. COM                “Stephen Colbert”: James          p.m. +                              1:36 a.m. +



                                                               Daytime
Monday                             ty Apprentice” castoff. (CC) (N)
                                   10 a.m. ^
                                                                          “Trisha Goddard”:
                                                                       Infidelity suspicion. (CC) (N) 1
                                                                                                              “Steve Harvey”: Dating at
                                                                                                           any age. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. +
   “Today”: Alison Sweeney;           “The View” 10 a.m. _             p.m. ^                                 “Bill Cunningham”: Guest
Nicolas Cage. 7 a.m. +                “Marie”: Meredith Baxter            “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^             updates. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L
   “Ricki Lake”: Merits of child   and Michael Gross. (CC) (N)            “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N)              “Dr. Oz”: Charlie Sheen.
beauty pageants. (CC) (N) 8        noon HALL                           2 p.m. %                            4 p.m. ^
a.m. L                                “Trisha Goddard”: Guests            “Anderson” (N) 3 p.m. ^             “Dr. Phil”: Teen parents and
   “Kelly and Michael”: Emma       doubt their partners’ fidelity.        “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $           their parents. 4 p.m. $
Stone; Timothy Olyphant. (CC)      (CC) 1 p.m. ^                          “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _               “Ellen DeGeneres”: Steve
(N) 9 a.m. _                          “Maury”: Guests fear                “Steve Harvey”: Jenny            Harvey; Macklemore & Ryan
   “Wendy Williams”: Tatyana       partners are cheating. (CC)         McCarthy. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. +         Lewis. (CC) 4 p.m. +
Ali; spring trends. (CC) (N) 10    2 p.m. ^                               “Bill Cunningham”: Guests
a.m. ^                                “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N)           try to clear their names. (CC)      Friday
   “Marie”: Nick Offerman.         2 p.m. %                            (N) 3 p.m. L
(CC) (N) noon HALL                    “Anderson” (N) 3 p.m. ^             “Dr. Oz”: Your food and wa-         “Today”: Wedding
   “Trisha Goddard”:                  “The Doctors”: Testicular        ter may be making you sick. 4       registries. (CC) 7 a.m. +
Lie-detector tests (CC)            cancer. (CC) 3 p.m. $               p.m. ^                                 “Ricki Lake”: Struggling with
1 p.m. ^                              “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _               “Dr. Phil”: Family               weight. (N) 8 a.m. L
   “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^               “Steve Harvey”: Setting          members who feel entitled.             “Kelly and Michael”: Mark
   “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N)          boundaries with children. (CC)      (CC) 4 p.m. $                       Wahlberg. (CC) 9 a.m. _
2 p.m. %                           (N) 3 p.m. +                           “Ellen DeGeneres”: Keira            “Wendy Williams”: “Celebri-
   “Anderson” (N) 3 p.m. ^            “Bill Cunningham ”: Guests       Knightley; One Direction. (CC) 4    ty Apprentice” castoff. (CC) 10
   “Doctors” (N) 3 p.m. $          reveal secrets to loved ones.       p.m. +                              a.m. ^
   “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _           (N) 3 p.m. L                                                               “The View” 10 a.m. _
   “Steve Harvey”: Husband            “Dr. Oz”: What men think. 4      Thursday                               “Trisha Goddard”:
                                                                                                           Paternity tests. 1 p.m. ^
who refuses to go on               p.m. ^
vacation. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. +           “Dr. Phil”: Sister betrays her      “Today”: Easter crafts;. (CC)       “Maury”: A secret sex life on
   “Bill Cunningham”: Guests       repeatedly. 4 p.m. $                7 a.m. +                            the Internet. 2 p.m. ^
question their loved ones. (CC)       “Ellen DeGeneres”: Keith Ur-        “Ricki Lake”: Solutions for         “Rachael Ray”: Pain-free
(N) 3 p.m. L                       ban; Savannah Guthrie. (CC) 4       stress. (N) 8 a.m. L                cosmetic surgery; foot shape.
   “Dr. Oz”: Health scams.         p.m. +                                 “Kelly and Michael”: Bruce       (CC) 2 p.m. %
4 p.m. ^                                                               Willis. (CC) 9 a.m. _                  “Anderson” (N) 3 p.m. ^
   “Dr. Phil”: Guest updates.      Wednesday                              “Wendy Williams”: Megan
                                                                       Hilty. (CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^
                                                                                                              “The Doctors”: Brain
                                                                                                           power; allergies. 3 p.m. $
(CC) 4 p.m. $
   “Ellen DeGeneres”: Jennifer        “Today”: Spring fashion             “The View” 10 a.m. _                “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _
Garner; Dwight David Howard.       trends. (CC) 7 a.m. +                  “Marie”: Heather                    “Steve Harvey”: Mike Tyson.
(CC) 4 p.m. +                         “Ricki Lake”: Females in         McDonald. (N) noon HALL             (CC) (N) 3 p.m. +
                                   male-dominated fields. (CC) (N)        “Trisha Goddard”: Inter-racial      “Bill Cunningham”:
Tuesday                            8 a.m. L                            dating. (N) 1 p.m. ^                Relationships in jeopardy. (CC)
                                      “Kelly and Michael”: Hugh           “Maury