I hopped out the club, no luck tonight With a buzz, oh I’m drunk again Trying to start my car thinking I’m alright (woah) Almost hit that fence Woke up in a cell Here I am for the first time Look to the right and I see a funny looking mime This is all so crazy The other night seems so hazy My tummy’s turnin and I think I’m getting beer shits Too much liquor and I'm nauseas, That's when the police man turned on the radio and it all came back that night it all came back that night Everything that happened that night F# Bbm D#m C# Had to put my hands up They’re whipping out cuffs They told me that I’m not okay Finger to nose like yea Standing on one foot, no I got my hands up, They’re reading my rights They’re gonna put me away No, I’m about to get a DUI No, I’m about to get a DUI Get to the jail in my chauffeured ride Everybody's lookin at me now Like “whos that hick, thats looking sick? We’re gonna have to beat him down” So hard with these Crips all around me It’s definitely not a slumber party Cause instead of pajamas Everybody’s got beef with my momma. My head is aching and I really wanna go home But I can’t find my Iphone That's when the po po dropped some news on me I’m gonna have to go to court I’m gonna have to go to court I bet Britney never went to court Had to put my hands up
They’re whipping out cuffs They told me that I’m not okay Countin to ten like yea Walk in a straight line, no I got my hands up, They’re reading my rights They’re gonna put me away No, can’t believe I got a DUI No, can’t believe I got a DUI Bbm D#m Feel like hoppin' in my car (in my car) Bbm G#m Hang out with my with friends tonight (friends tonight) Bbm D#m Something stops me everytime (everytime) B (bar chord on 7th fret) C# (bar chord on 9th fret) Cause the judge took my license I cannot drive I had put my hands up They’re whipping out cuffs They told me that I’m not okay Noddin my head like, whuh? [act drunk] Swaying around like, uhhh [act drnk] I got my hands up, They’re reading my rights They’re gonna put me away No, I’m about to get a DUI No, can’t believe I got a DUI Oh my god I got a DUI!