# Singh by duddypu

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a Singh,
came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it,
looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous,
went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut
again. Angrily, back into the house he went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came
again, looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it
and then slammed it shut harder than ever.
Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him, "Is something wrong?"
To which the ferocious Singh replied, "There certainly is!
My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

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One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came
" No, I am Banta Singh."   Another guy came and asked the him the
same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was
totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw
another
Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you
Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am
relaxing." The Sing slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid,
idiot.
Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

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A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the
in
education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective
heavenly
soul

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and
Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even
though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12
seconds
in
a
year?"

The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd,
etc..."

Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying
like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first
one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked,
"So? Are
you afraid ? "
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my
finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was
astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other
replied,
"I
have
come for my urine test."

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