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					>   >   JOKE...
>   >   >
>   >   > BRAIN TUMOR
>   >   > Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain
>   >   tumor.
>   >   > Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
>   >   > Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
>   >   > Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
>   >   > ****
>   >   >
>   >   > MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
>   >   > Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: 9
>   >   > Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
>   >   twisted the =
>   >   > figure, the answer is 6!!
>   >   > ****
>   >   >
>   >   > WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
>   >   > Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
>   >   > Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know
>   >   the alphabet
>   >   > yet!!
>   >   > ****
>   >   >
>   >   > QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
>   >   > Friend: What are you looking at?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
>   >   > Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
>   >   > ****
>   >   >
>   >   > HOW MANY MAN
>   >   > Friend: how many women do you believe must a man
>   >   marry?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: 16
>   >   > Friend: Why?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4
>   >   poorer, 4 better
>   >   > and 4 worse.
>   >   > ****
>   >   >
>   >   > CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
>   >   > Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is
>   >   it Ok?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a
>   >   horror film.
>   >   > I didn't see any picture.
>   >   > Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
>   >   > ****
>   >   >
>   >   > MOM'S DEAD
>   >   > Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
>   >   > Friend: condolence, my friend.
>   >   > After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
>   >   > Friend: what now?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
>   >   > ****
>   >   >
>   >   > MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
>   >   > Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stock in an
>   >   elevator for 4
>   >   > hrs because of a power failure.
>   >   > Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stock on
>   >   the escalator
>   >   > for 3 hrs.
>   >   > ****
>   >   >
>   >   > SPELLING LESSON
>   >   > Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of
>   >   successful....is
>   >   > it one c or two c?
>   >   > Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
>   >   > *****

				
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