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					One day Toivo walks into a local bar to have a beer. He sits down, the
bartender comes over and, before Toivo has a chance to say anything,
the bartender says, "Hey, have you seen Ben"?
Toivo, "Ben who"?
Bartender, "Bend over and kiss my ass".
Well, this pisses off Toivo and he leaves the bar in a huff.
A couple days later, Toivo walks into the same bar, sits down, the
same bartender comes over and, again, before Toivo has a chance to
say anything, the bartender says, "Hey, have you see Ben"?
Toivo (falls for it again), "Ben who"?
Bartender, "Bend over and kiss my ass".
Again, Toivo gets pissed and leaves the bar.
A couple of days later, Toivo runs in Eino, and Eino says, "Hey,
Toivo, how ya doin'? I was just gonna go over to this bar over her
and have a beer? Ya wanna join me"?
Toivo, "No way.... every time I go in there, the bartender asks me if
I've seen Ben.... I say, "Ben Who"?.... and he says, "Bend over and
Kiss my ass".... I am never going in there again"!!!
Eino says, "Hey, I have an idea.... we'll go in there, sit down and,
before the bartender has a chance to say anything, ask him if he has
seen Ilene. When he says, "Ilene who", you say, "I lean over and you
kiss my ass"!
Well Toivo thinks this is a great idea and they make a B-line to the
bar. They walk in, sit down, and before the bartender has a chance to
say anyting, Toivo says, "Hey Bartender..... have you seen Ilene"?
Bartender, "Hmmmmmmm....... you know, I think I did..... I think she
left with Ben".
Toivo, "Oh, really.... Ben who"?............

				
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