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					                 Lemonade and Seed Corn
                         A Rural Money-Grabber
                                     by Alan Harris
HOW CLARENCE GOT INTO SEED CORN I'll never stop wonderin. But then, he always
was a little uppity to Jack when he was helpin him there on the family farm. You
know how a grown boy gets with his dad--sometimes they ain't much respect. Farm
was never quite good enough for him. And you know how Jack is--hurt him, but be
never said nothin. Clarence always was kind of a money-grabber whenever he
thought he had some scheme that would work.

Like the time years ago when he was sellin lemonade out by the road with about
three people a day drivin by. I saw him one day and stopped. Asked him what he
was sellin, and he says lemonade and so I says I'll take one. God, it was warm as
hog pee, but I drunk it down and said how good it was, like you do to kids. And I
asked him, well, how much is it, and he says about a dollar.

Well, I says, how can you get a dollar for a glass of lemonade when the price of soy-
beans is down so for these farmers. Just kind of kiddin him, you know. And he says,
well, he figures that’s the only way he can come out ahead, cause he only sells about
one glass every three days, and has to throw a lot of lemonade out on the grass.

So I give him a dollar and went on to town. Made me half sick, too. Warm lemonade
at a dollar a glass. He'll be somewhere someday, I says to myself.

Now this year Clarence wanted to sell me this new type of seed corn that’s supposed
to have all the bug poison built right in it and grow faster than the weeds and all
that, like all the seed corn salesmen will tell you. Since Clarence is one of Jack’s, I
felt kind of obliged to talk to him now that he’s gotten into seed corn.

When he came here, we hashed over old times, and how he'd sold me that glass of
lemonade for a dollar along the road one time years ago, and we laughed. Finally I
says, okay, I'll buy seed corn from you this year, but if there's a blank hill of corn on
the whole place, I'll have you in the county jail in no time. Laughin, you know. So he
writes me up a ticket and I pays him in advance with a check.

That’s the last I ever see of him. Several other farmers here had the same thing
happen. Jack feels terrible about it, but you can't blame Jack, honest and broke as
he is. He can't pay his son’s money back. Jack’s lucky to save out enough seed from
one year’s corn crop to get a crop in the next year.

Jack can't help all this. I don't blame him none. The county boys are lookin for Cla-
rence now. He always was a money-grabber. Wonder if they'll serve him warm lem-
onade in the county jail.

                       Copyright © 1968 by Alan Harris. All rights reserved.
                         From An Everywhere Oasis at www.alharris.com

				
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Description: A variety of poems and stories and Mqlat words of poems and poetic advice NES Poems Hair Entries hair Books Notice Stories by Alan Harris, 2003-2007 Poems, Poems, Hair, Entries hair, Books, Notice, Stories, by Alan Harris, 2003-2007 Short Stories USPEND YOUR RATIONAL mind for a while, if you will, as you read the stories in this collection. Let yourself enjoy the irrationality of a businessman who chucks everything to go begging, a six-year-old boy who learns for the first time how it feels to be late to school, a fourteen-year-old boy who builds his own catamaran with mixed success, a young mental hospital orderly's rambling consciousness, a young rooster who refuses to accept undeserved accolades from the hens, a half-human, half-motorcycle motorcentaur on a serious joyride in the desert, a farmer who innerly berates his careless son for spilling a wagon load of corn on the road, a waitressing farmer's wife who endures a truck stop robbery, and a young rural swindler who finds forgiveness among the surrounding farmers. Several of these stories were written around 1968 and revised in 1996. If you can suspend your rationality and disbelief, perhaps they will do something for you. Something good, let's hope. Your feedback is welcome at oasis@alharris.com. --Alan Harris