School Jokes (Enlish) by contact1085

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Funny jokes to learn english for kids

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									               JOKE 1                                            JOKE 2
Teacher: You aren’t paying attention             Jimmy: Our teacher talks to herself.
to me, Steve. Are you having trouble             Does yours?
hearing?                                         Jane: Yes, but she doesn’t realise it,
Steve: No, teacher, I’m having                   she thinks we’re actually listening!
trouble listening!



               JOKE 3                                            JOKE 4
Son: I can’t go to school today.                 Father: How do you like going to
Father: Why not?                                 school?
Son: I don’t feel well.                          Son: The going bit is fine, as is the
Father: Where don’t you feel well?               coming home bit too, but I'm not too
Son: In school!                                  keen on the time in-between!



                                                                 JOKE 6

               JOKE 5                            Teacher: Why were you late?
                                                 Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Playing truant from school is like a             Teacher: You mean you need to
credit card: Fun now, pay later!                 sleep at home too?!




                                                                 JOKE 8

               JOKE 7                             Student 1: The brain is a wonderful
                                                  thing.
Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad                Student 2: Why do you say that?
cold and won't be able to come to                 Student 1: Because it starts
school today.                                     working the second you get up in
School Secretary: Who is this?                    the morning and never stops until
Pupil: This is my father speaking!                you get asked a question in class!




    Note : These school jokes are common jokes. You can find them on different websites.
    Here is one: http://www.schooljokes.com/bored/index.shtml
1. What is your favourite school subject? Why do you like it?

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2. What is your least favourite school subject? Why do you hate it?

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3. In your opinion, what are the good things about school?

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4. What are the bad things about school?

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