The Darwin Awards How Stupid Can Someone Be

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							                                                                                                                 He didn’t level off at 100 feet, nor did he level off at 1000 feet.
                                                                                                                    After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 16,000 feet.
   The Darwin Awards is a website of story’s, some
   confirmed and some not, of just how stupid can someone
   be in the art of dying or coming close to it. The Darwin
   Awards salute the improvement of the human genome
   by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves
   from it


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                                                                                                          At that height he felt he couldn’t risk shooting any of the balloons, lest he
Source: http://www.empowernetwork.com/miked24/how-stupid-can-                                         unbalance the load and really find himself in trouble. So he stayed there, drifting
someone-be/                                                                                              cold and frightened with his beer and sandwiches, for more than 14 hours.


The Darwin Awards: How Stupid Can Someone Be
                                                                                                           He crossed the primary approach corridor of LAX, where startled Trans
                                                                                                        World Airlines and Delta Airlines pilots radioed in reports of the strange sight.

by Mike dewald | on August 16, 2012                                                                              Eventually he gathered the nerve to shoot a few balloons, and
                                                                                                                slowly descended. The hanging tethers tangled and caught in a
                                                                                                             power line, blacking out a Long Beach neighborhood for 20 minutes.

                                                                                                                   Larry climbed to safety, where he was arrested by waiting
                                                                                                             members of the LAPD. As he was led away in handcuffs, a reporter
                                                                                                            dispatched to cover the daring rescue asked him why he had done it.


                                                                                                         Larry replied nonchalantly, “A man can’t just sit around.”



                                                                                                The Federal Aviation Administration was not amused. Safety Inspector Neal Savoy said, “We
                                                                                                know he broke some part of the Federal Aviation Act, and as soon as we decide which part
                                                                                                it is, a charge will be filed.”


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                                                                                                Other Darwin Story’s

The Darwin Awards: How Stupid Can
Someone Be
 The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by
 honoring those who
 accidentally remove themselves from it…

The Darwin Awards is a website of story’s, some confirmed and some not, of just how stupid
can someone be in the art of dying or coming close to it.                                       How Stupid Can Someone Be
Some of the story’s are very painful to read while others will have you giggle or going, OMG!   This site is filled with story’s like that but one of my other favorite’s on this site is called
what a moron. Either way its a very good read.                                                  “Scrotum Self-Repair”       Confirmed true by the doctor who saw this patient.

How Stupid Can Someone Be:                                                                      Reading this story literally made me queasy and I don’t get that way very often especially from
                                                                                                reading something.
Here’s one of my favorite story’s.                                                              I’ll let you read the full details but the short version of this story is that this guy was lonely
                                                                                                and in the shop so he decided to have fun with the grinder. Just saying that makes me ill lol.
                                      Lawn Chair Larry
                                   1982 At-Risk Survivor                                        Anyway things go way wrong, I mean really really wrong. Lets just say I don’t think he dated

                                 Confirmed True by Darwin                                       much before and defiantly didn’t date much after this incident.

                So honestly how stupid can someone be? Take Larry here                          So how stupid can someone be? Visit the Darwin Awards to find out.

                 all he wanted to do was fly which is something I am sure                       Read More: http://goo.gl/09qLv
              many of us would love to do but Larry went about it all wrong.

      He purchased 45 weather balloons from an Army-Navy surplus store, tied them
      to his tethered lawn-chair and filled the four-foot diameter balloons with helium.

             Then, armed with some sandwiches, Miller Lite, and a pellet gun,
             he strapped himself into his lawnchair. He figured he would shoot
              to pop a few of the many balloons when it was time to descend.

    When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he did not float
     lazily up to 30 feet. Instead he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon,
       pulled by the lift of 45 helium balloons, holding 33 cubic feet of helium each.


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