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Chintu Apne Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha- “Meri Bivi Pinki Ne Hamare Naye Makaan Me Apni Pasand Ka Rang Karayaa, Naya Furniture Kharida, Naye Palang, Nai Mej, Nai Kursiyaa, Naye Parde Lagaye… Aur Bhi Dhero Chije Kharid Kar Makaan Ko Sajayaa- Sanvaraa.” “To Fir Problem Kya Hai?” Dost Ne Puchha. “Ab Vo Mujse Talak Chahati Hai.” Chintu Ne Kaha. “Vo Kyo?” Dost Ne Puchha. “Kyoki Use Lagta Hai Ki Mera Huliya Ghar Ki Nai Saaj-Sajja Se Match Nahi Kar Raha.” Chintu Neta Ji Ko Phootball Ka Final Match Dekhne Aur Inam Baantane Ke Liye Aamantrit Kiya Gaya. Is Mauke Par Unhone Apne Bhashn Me Kaha- Jitne Wali Team Ko Trauphy Dete Hue Muje Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai. Lekin Sath Hi Afsos Is Baat Ka Hai Ki Sirf Do Hi Team Final Me Pahunch Saki. Bhavishya Me Hame Yah Dhyaan Rakhna Hoga Ki Khiladiyo Ko Jyadaa Se Jyadaa Suvidhaye Di Jaye, Taki Jyada Se Jayada Team Final Me Pahunch Sake.” Pared Se Pahale Kamaandar Ne Fauji Chintu Se Puchha- “Chintu, Tumne Aaj Dadhi Kyo Nahi Banai?” Chintu Fauji Ne Darte-Darte Kaha- “Maine Dadhi To Banai Thi, Lekin Ek Hi Aaine Ke Saamane Ham Saat Aath Jawaan Dadhi Bana Rahe The. Lagta Hai Maine Galti Se Kisi Aur Ki Dadhi Bana Di.” Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?” Ladki- “Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?” Ladka- “Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?” Ladki- “Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi.” Koktel Party Me Jamkar Pine Ke Baad Chintu Ji Ghar Laut Rahe The. Raaste Me Unhone Dekha Ki Kuchh Log Sadak Par Ek Bada-Sa Gaddha Khod Rahe Hai. Chintu Ne Ladkhadaati Awaj Me Puchha- “Is Samay Yaha Aap Log Kya Kar Rahe Hai?” “Ha Surang Bana Rahe Hai.” “Kitna Samay Lag Jayega?” “Paanch Chh Mahine.” Chintu Ji Kuchh Der Tak Sochte Rahe Fir Bole- “Fir Mai Taxi Hi Le Letaa Hu.”
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Ulfat mein aksar aisa hota hai, Ankhein hasti hai aur dil rota hai, Mante hai hum jinhe manzil apni Humsafar unka koi aur hota hai. Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaroo Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaroo Kya huwa Jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaroo…. . Hamne tho umr guzaar-di tanhaai main She liye situm teri judaai main Abh-to yeh faryaad hai khudha se Koi aur na tarpe—-teri bewafaai main~ Qadam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya, Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya. Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki , Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya Matt puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai? TU sitam kar Le, teri taqkat jaha tak hai, Wafe ki umeed jinhe hogi,unhe hogi, Humein toh dekhna hai, TU zalim kaha tak hai? Aaj ki raat mera darde mohabbat sun Le, Kap kapaate hue hontho ki shikayat sun Le Aaj izhare khayalat ka mouqa de de Ham tere shahar me aaye hai musafir ki tarah Jan kar bhi tum mujhe Jan na paye, Aaj tak tum mujhe pehchan na paye, Khud hi ki hai bewafai hum NE, At ki tujh pe koi iljaam na aaye… Jo dil se karib ho use rusva nahi karte, Yun apni mohabbat ka tamasha nahi karte, Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhengi, Apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte… ……. Meri Chahat NE Use Khushi De di, Badle Me Usne Mujhe Sirf Khamoshi De di. Khuda Se Dua Mangi Marne Ki, Lekin Usne Bi Tadapne Ke Liye Zindagi De di ……. Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi, Par who pal aise jaise koi kal nahi Rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara Par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi. Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay Esha nahin Kay aap humein yaad nahin aatey Mana ka jahaan Kay sab rishtey nibahaye nahin jatey Par Jo bas jatay hai dil mein wo bhulaye nahin jatay Har ek muskuruhat muskan Nahi hoti, Nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan nahi hoti, Aansu gam ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai, Inki pehchan aasan nahi hoti… Who aate to hain magar tan se nahi, Who baithe to hain magar man se nahi, Kaun kehta hai ki who pyaar nahi karte, Karte to hain magar humse nahi. Jinki raahon mein humne bhichai the sitare; Unse kehte hai harpal aansuon ke sahare; Ho gaye hai saare shikwe kitne kinare; Magar phir bhi kyun who hua na humare!
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Unse kehte hai harpal aansuon ke sahare; Ho gaye hai saare shikwe kitne kinare; Magar phir bhi kyun who hua na humare! Mayoos mat hona, yeh aik guna hota hai Milta vahi hai Jo kismat main likha hota hai Har cheez milhe humain, yeh zaroori tou nahi Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan mein hota hai…
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Soch ko badlo sitare badal jayenge, Nazar ko badlo najare badal jayenge. Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishao ko badlo KINARE badal jayenge. Ye chamakte sitare kis kaam ke Ye haseen nazare kis kaam ke Jise tufan se takrana acha lage Uske liye kinare kis kaam ke Hasne ke bad kyun rulati hai ye duniya? Jane ke bad kyun bulati hai ye duniya? Zindgi mein kya kasar baki thi, jo marne ke baad jalati hai ye duniya. Aaj fir se aakhein nam kyon hai , Jise paya hi nahi use khone ka gam kyun hai , Tumse milkar bichde to ehsas hua, ki Zindagi itni bedam kyun hai..
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Muskura kar kaho toh.. Har baat pyari lagegi. Ek baar keh ke toh dekho.. Duniya tumhari lagegi. Har koi haar jaayega, Bin maare mar jayega.. Aur ye Zindagi pyari lagegi. Gud Morning!
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Wed 2 Sep 2009
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1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) 2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai 3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate. 4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein, hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…. . 5.Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise – Ruchit Sharma
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Wed 2 Sep 2009
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is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai humse koi khata, yu yaad na kar ke hamein saza to na dijiye. fiza mein mahekati ek shaam ho tum, pyaar me chalakata ek jaam ho tum,,,,,, sine me chupaye firte hein hum yaad tumhari, meri zindgi ka dusara naam ho tum. husn ke vaar se dar lagta hai, ishq ki maar se dar lagta hai, itne khaye hai jakhm mohabbat main, ki aab to pyar se dar lagta hai baki kuch na raha ab is zamane mein, jawani guzar rahi maikhane mein, ab toh karle meri dosti par yakeen zalim, varna zindagi beet jayegi azmane mein!!! pyaar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai, har mulaqaat judai ki ghadi hoti hai, agar waqt mile to zara rishte ki kitab padh lena, dosti har rishte se badi hoti hai.
Wed 2 Sep 2009
Pyar…
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Pyar ek saahil hai toofano ke liye, pyar aaina hai hai armano ke liye, pyar ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye, pyar ek khawaish hai apno pyar ko pane ke liye, yeh pyar ek puja hai zindagi ke liye.. is puja ko yu ruswa na kiyiye khuda ke liye!!!
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Tue 1 Sep 2009
Sapne hain yadain..
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Sapne hain yadain hai or bahut kuch, tum ho tumhari batain hain or bahut kuch, nahi chahtay hum tum ko bhulana, magar dori hai ek majbori hai or bahut kuch ..
Sun 23 Aug 2009
Rishto ki duniya …
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Rishto ki duniya hain nirali, Sab rishto se pyari hain dosti hamari Manjur hain aansu bhi aankho me hamari Agar aa jaye muskan hotho pe tumhari…. . Friends r like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile! A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried. U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.
Tue 18 Aug 2009
Short SMS, It’s Me…
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This is a moon which learns from you, That is a sun which respects you, There are stars which shine for you, And here… It’s me who live for you. Leave it once it’ll will be left forever, Get it once it’ll be yours forever, It’s nothing but LOVE, LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever. If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, If 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, If no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world. Waqt bahot kam he Saath bitane me; Ise na gawana kabhi ruthne manane me; ‘RISHTA’ to humne bandh hi liya he aapse; Bas thoda sa Saath de dena ise Nibhane me.
Fri 14 Aug 2009
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Hame nasha to aapki baat ka hai, Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, Humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai.. Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he, Yakin ke sath ki ayega http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/hindi-sms apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai…
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Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he, Yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai… La pila de saqiya paimana paimane ke baad Hosh ki baate karunga hosh me aane ke baad, Waqt do hi zindagi ke guzarte hai mushkil Ek tere aane se pahle ek tere jane ke baad. Tamanna kuch bhi nahi hai, Ek tere didar ke siva, Jindagi adhuri hai, Sanam tere pyar ke siva!!
Thu 6 Aug 2009
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Hame nasha to aapki baat ka hai, Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, Humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai.. Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he, Yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai… La pila de saqiya paimana paimane ke baad Hosh ki baate karunga hosh me aane ke baad, Waqt do hi zindagi ke guzarte hai mushkil Ek tere aane se pahle ek tere jane ke baad. Tamanna kuch bhi nahi hai, Ek tere didar ke siva, Jindagi adhuri hai, Sanam tere pyar ke siva!!
Sat 25 Jul 2009
Neha ke Nyare Nyare SMS
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Kaha ho yaar… Aap bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kareeb ho, Na milate ho, na SMS karate ho, Kya mujhse bhi jyada gareeb ho…? Asali bahaduri vo hai-jab tu der raat tak Sharab peekar ghar jao, tumhaari biwi tumhaare Liye jhaadu lekar khadi ho aur Tum kaho,”Darling, tum abhi tak safaai kar rahi ho?” Koi doosra tip na de to vo kanjoos hai, Aur agar aap tip na de to aap paise ki Keemat samajhate hai. Socha tumhe chaand kahu… Par usame bhi daag hai, Socha tumhe sooraj kahu… Par usame bhi aag hai, Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu… Par… usame bhi dimaag hai. Jo tum ko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge, Tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge, Kyonki…kyonki. .. paagalo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti. Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha, Parchaai ko aakaar samajh baitha, Uski thi hasane ki aadat, Main uska pyaar samajh baitha. Ye dil bhi kitana jaalim hai, Kisi par aata hai, http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/hindi-sms Kisi par marta hai, kisi par rota hai, Kisi par hasta hai,
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Ye dil bhi kitana jaalim hai, Kisi par aata hai, Kisi par marta hai, kisi par rota hai, Kisi par hasta hai, Saala is dil ka hi chakkar hai, Jo ham SMS karta hai. Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon Nahi liya…? socho…? Thoda sa aur socho…socho. ..socho.. . Yaar unke ghar ka aapsi maamla hai, Tumko kya lena dena hai. Har aashiq de deta hai apna dil, Haseeno ki adaaye hoti hai aisi kaatil, Har pal aapko SMS kare yahi chaahe mera dil, Par ghabrata hu na jaane kitna aa jaaye mobile ka bill. Mere sapano me tum meri zindagi ho… Aur meri zindagi me tum mera sapna ho. -Neha Shah
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