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Chintu Apne Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha- “Meri Bivi Pinki Ne Hamare Naye Makaan Me Apni Pasand Ka Rang Karayaa, Naya Furniture Kharida, Naye Palang, Nai Mej, Nai Kursiyaa, Naye Parde Lagaye… Aur Bhi Dhero Chije Kharid Kar Makaan Ko Sajayaa- Sanvaraa.” “To Fir Problem Kya Hai?” Dost Ne Puchha. “Ab Vo Mujse Talak Chahati Hai.” Chintu Ne Kaha. “Vo Kyo?” Dost Ne Puchha. “Kyoki Use Lagta Hai Ki Mera Huliya Ghar Ki Nai Saaj-Sajja Se Match Nahi Kar Raha.” Chintu Neta Ji Ko Phootball Ka Final Match Dekhne Aur Inam Baantane Ke Liye Aamantrit Kiya Gaya. Is Mauke Par Unhone Apne Bhashn Me Kaha- Jitne Wali Team Ko Trauphy Dete Hue Muje Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai. Lekin Sath Hi Afsos Is Baat Ka Hai Ki Sirf Do Hi Team Final Me Pahunch Saki. Bhavishya Me Hame Yah Dhyaan Rakhna Hoga Ki Khiladiyo Ko Jyadaa Se Jyadaa Suvidhaye Di Jaye, Taki Jyada Se Jayada Team Final Me Pahunch Sake.” Pared Se Pahale Kamaandar Ne Fauji Chintu Se Puchha- “Chintu, Tumne Aaj Dadhi Kyo Nahi Banai?” Chintu Fauji Ne Darte-Darte Kaha- “Maine Dadhi To Banai Thi, Lekin Ek Hi Aaine Ke Saamane Ham Saat Aath Jawaan Dadhi Bana Rahe The. Lagta Hai Maine Galti Se Kisi Aur Ki Dadhi Bana Di.” Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?” Ladki- “Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?” Ladka- “Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?” Ladki- “Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi.” Koktel Party Me Jamkar Pine Ke Baad Chintu Ji Ghar Laut Rahe The. Raaste Me Unhone Dekha Ki Kuchh Log Sadak Par Ek Bada-Sa Gaddha Khod Rahe Hai. Chintu Ne Ladkhadaati Awaj Me Puchha- “Is Samay Yaha Aap Log Kya Kar Rahe Hai?” “Ha Surang Bana Rahe Hai.” “Kitna Samay Lag Jayega?” “Paanch Chh Mahine.” Chintu Ji Kuchh Der Tak Sochte Rahe Fir Bole- “Fir Mai Taxi Hi Le Letaa Hu.”
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Santa : Yaar Banta ! Tujhe Pata Hai, Kal Raat Mere Saath Kya Hua ? Kal Jab Raat Ko Main Akela Sunsaan Raste Se Ghar Ja Raha Tha, To Do Aadmiyo Ne Chaaku Dikha Ke Mujhe Loot Liya. Pehle To Unhone Mujhe Daraaya, Phir Dhamkaaya Aur Mera Purse, Meri Chain, Meri Ghadi Sab Lekar Champat Ho Gaye. Banta : Ye To Bahot Bura Hua !!! Lekin Tum Apne Saath Hamesha Pistol Bhi To Rakhte Ho Na ?? Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi.
Tue 18 Aug 2009
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Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
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Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho, Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye, Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai, Kyunki aap khate bahut ho…!! ………… ……… ……… ……… …. . Apki ’smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki ’smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya. ………… ……… ……… ……… …. . Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai “Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai” ………… ……… ……… ……… …. . Santa to doctor : Dr: when i sleep monkeys play football in my dream.. Dr:no problem just take this medicine before sleep. Santa: kal se loonga aaj raat ko final hai.
Wed 18 Mar 2009
Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai…
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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi jee nahi lagta hai kahin Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??” “Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
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Wed 11 Feb 2009
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…
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if people say ur crazy Be Patient. Ur Monkey, Be Relax. Ur stubid, Be coo. But if TheySay U R Smart,( Thapar Lagana Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…. .
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Sardar Jokes (38) School Jokes (25) Sun 25 May 2008 Shivratri SMS (2) Sindhi Jokes (1) Smile SMS (2) SMS Shayari (7) Raabert : Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddaree kee hai.. Ajeet : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein titan ki ghadi aur doosre haath mein hmt ki ghadi pehnaado. Raabert : Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai. Ajeet : Hum jaante hain, raabert. Isko bathaana hai ki ab yeh do ghadi ka mehmaan hai. Raabert : Baas, Sona kahan hai? (Where is the gold?) Ajeet : Saara beach hamaara hai. Kahi bhee so jao raabert. Raabert and Ajeet are escaping in a boat and suddenly there’s a hole in the boat and water starts coming in. Raabert is anxious. Raabert : Ab kya hoga baas…? Ajeet : Ek aur hole kardo, Raabert… Raabert : Ek aur hole..?!! Ajeet : Ek hole pe ‘IN’ likh do aur doosre hole par ‘OUT’ likh do. Paani IN mein aayega aur OUT se baahar jaayega… Ajeet : Is gaddaar ko shaampein mein dubaa do. Raabert : Lekin kyon, baas? Ajeet : ‘Shame se’ nahin to ‘Pain’ se mar jaayega… Mona comes in with a proposal to get married Mona : Baas, Humne Toni se shaadi karni hai Ajeet : Mona yeh bilkul nahi ho sakta Mona : Lekin baas, yeh kyon? Ajeet : Mona, tumne agar Toni se shaadi ke to yahan bahut monatony ho jaigi. Mona goes ahead, gets married and has twin boys Raabert : Baas, Mona ke judwa ladkae hua hai. Ajeet : Theek hai humne inke naam bhi soch liye pehle ka Peter aur doosra Repeater Later, Mona has twin girls Raabert : Baas, Mona ke judwa ladkiya hua hai. Ajeet : Theek hai humne inke naam bhi soch liye – pehli ka Kate aur doosri DupliKate Raabert : Baas, mein aaj kaam pe nahin aaoonga. Mujhe stomach ache hai. Ajeeth : Abay bavakoof ! Har kisi ko stomach ek hi hotha hai. Ajeeth : Raabert, is gaddhar ko is duniya se aazad kar dho. Iski laash ko Police Estation ke saamne phenk dho. Aur is ke side mein ek suyi bhonk dho. Raabert : Lekin baas side mein suyi kyon ? Ajeeth : Thake Police samjhe ki ye suyiside hai. Raabert : Baas meri beevi ko theen ladke payida ho gaye hai. Mein inka naam kya rakhoon Ajeeth : Phele ka naam Peter rakho, dusre ka naam Repeater rakho aur theesre ka naam Chin Chin Choo rakhko. Raabert : Lekin baas thesre ka naam Chin Chin Choo kyon ? Ajeeth : Are bevakoof, woh isliye ke duniya mein har theesra bachha Chinese hotha hai. Mickey Mouse : Ajit, Muzhe Ramayan padhnee hai. Ajeet : Raabert, isse wall peh chipka do Raabert : yeh kyon baas? Ajeet : Taaki yeh waal-mickey kehlaygaa aur usse Ramayan apne aap samazh me ayegee! Scene: Ajit murders a man. Ajeet : Raabert, Is aadmi ko Hero Honda ki tank mein dal do. Raabert : kyon baas? Ajeet : Fill it,shut it,forget it! Boss : Raabert! Rab : Yes, bass? Boss : Yeh “bus” mei kuch hawa daal do. Rab : Lekin, kyon bass? Boss : Yeh bus “Airbus” ban jayega. Robert : boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain. Ajit : Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge. Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona da..arrling’s typing. Ajeet : Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Raabert : Magar kyoon baas? Ajeet : Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. Ajeet : Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do. Raabert : Lekin kyoon, http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/hindi-jokes baas? Ajeet : Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge. Ajeet : Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Posts | Comments Sorry SMS (8) Stupid Jokes (1) Sweet Insults (2) Sweet SMS (4) T-Shirt Quotes (4) Tamil SMS (236) Teacher Day SMS (1) Teasing SMS (18) Thank You SMS (2) Thinking of You SMS (2) Tongue Twister SMS (2) Valentine's Day SMS (21) Weekend SMS (4) Wise SMS (121) Womens Day SMS (8) Words of Wisdom (58)
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Ajeet : Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. Ajeet : Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do. Raabert : Lekin kyoon, baas? Ajeet : Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge. Ajeet : Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Raabert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai. Ajeet : Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Raabert : Yes Boss. Ajeet: : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai ……. Scene: Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed. Ajeet eter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do.Timer ko teek das bajhe set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late hona chahiye. Timer ko panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to ‘no-smoking’ area hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb ‘tic tic tic tic’ karke bajega. Aur iska dil ‘tup tup tup’ karke dhatakega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko ‘tic tup tic tup tic tup’ suanaai dega” Ajeet : Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega Raabert : Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss? Ajeet : Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona Peter : Boss? Sona kahan hei? Ajeet : Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona! Scene: Ajeet spots one of his is enemies… Ajeet : Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, who hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do…phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega ! Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter… Ajeet : Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee…on..off..on..off Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ? Ajeet : bewkoof…off..on..off..on… Raabert : Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss? Ajeet : Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega. Peter : Boss is saale ka kya karen ? Ajeet : Ise microprocessor mein daal do…BIT by BIT marega ! Robert : aur boss..iska kya karen ? Ajeet : Ise hamlet poison khilado…sochta rahega, to be or not to be! Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy Ajeet : “Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi aa jaayegi. Bob : Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai. Ajeet : Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.! Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy Ajeet : “Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo Saale ko Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea. Scene: Ajeet is worried about something. Robert is facing him. Ajeet : Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain…. . A pause….. Tum chootti le lo. Ajeet : Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo. Raabert : Stool, boss ? Ajeet : Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.
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Munna & Sarkit Jokes & Some Shayari…
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Gaalib ne apni GF ko Date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to yeh sher sunaya : Falak se sitaron ki baraat ja rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya tu a baa rahi haiâ₠¬Â¦ Munna bhai sarkit se : yaar sarkit mujhe ek nurse se pyar ho gaya hai, love letter me kya likhu ?
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Wo late aayi to yeh sher sunaya : Falak se sitaron ki baraat ja rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya tu a baa rahi haiâ₠¬Â¦ Munna bhai sarkit se : yaar sarkit mujhe ek nurse se pyar ho gaya hai, love letter me kya likhu ? Sarkit: Simple hai bhai â₠¬â€œ Dear Sister, I LOVE YOU, Tumhara Munna Bhaiâ₠¬Â¦ Jisne humko chaha use hum chah na sake, Jisko chaha use hum pa na sake, Yeh samajh lo Dil tutne ka khel hai, Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sakeâ₠¬Â¦ Mere pyar ki who had puchhte haiâ₠¬Â¦ Dil me kitni jagah hai yeh puchhte haiâ₠¬Â¦ Chahte hai hum unhi ko kyon itna, Iski bhi who wajah puchhte haiâ₠¬Â¦
Tue 23 Oct 2007
Ekdum Filmy love letter
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When I am: Kareeb There is only: Khamoshi I want to speak: Dil Se That’s my kind of: Ishq I want this to be: Gupt As I always have: Darr That I will loose you: Sajani And that would be great: Sadma I am your: Mr.Aashique But sometimes bit: Deewana Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya May be : Dil To Pagal Hai Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai The whole world appears as: Dushman But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
Sat 29 Sep 2007
New sholay : Scene ( Viru ke rishtee ki baat )
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Jay : Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta hai.. Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya?? Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai… Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se TCS mein hi hai.. Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use.. Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..? Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi.. Mausi : Hai hai …!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..? Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai… Mausi..
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Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..? Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban.. Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???
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Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai… Mausi.. Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..? Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban.. Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..??? Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi.. Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!! Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..? Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!! Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi??? Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le…Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi kar Le par TCS ke employee se katai nahin karegi .
Sat 22 Sep 2007
Pappu Pass Ho Gaya
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO ! “!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O ! ************ ***** TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU! ************ ***** TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L” TEACHER : No, that’s wrong PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ************ ***** TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” ************ ***** TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of ” COINCIDENCE?” PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.” ************ ***** TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?” ************ ***** PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? ************ ***** TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home. ************ ***** TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook. ************ *****
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as yourbrother’s. Did you copy his ?
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************ ***** TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as yourbrother’s. Did you copy his ? PAPPU: No, teacher, it’s the same dog ! ************ **** TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PAPPU: A teacher
Wed 19 Sep 2007
How Santa Singh got His Job
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Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time . He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript : O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites S : Yes Sir. Officer started asking questions O : Above S : Below O : Front S : Back O : Left S : Right O : Male S : Female O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi) S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi) O : Ugly…U-G-L- Y( Officer spells it) S : Pichhly…P- I-C-H-H-L- Y( Our Santa Singh also spells it) O : U…. .G….. L …… Y…..(Officer shouts) S : P ….. I ….. C ….. H ……. H …… L ….. Y…… Our Santa Singh also shouts) Officer is now angry. O : Get out S : Come in. O : Quiet please. S : Talk please. O : You are rejected. S : I am selected …….. ……. And This is how Santa Singh got his job.
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