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Ek pheri ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya. Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya, “Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le.” Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, “Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?” O bolya, “Dilli jagi”. Tau pher bolya, “Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se.” Conductor bolya, “Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher.” Ek jat doosre jat sey, “Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?” Doosra bolya, ” Tanne kyunkar bera patya?” Pehley alla bolya, “Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?” Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya. Mollad bolya, “Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne.” Babu bolya, “Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho. Mollad bollya, “Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?” Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, “Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se.” Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, “Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi.” Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, “E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?”

 

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