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SMS Jokes | Free SMS Jokes | Funny SMS & SMS Jokes Har Dil Ke Liye Jo Pyar Mein Ho… Now you can get Daily Shayari SMS on your Cell Phone, Feed Reader, E-mail A/c... So what are you waiting for? Click on Link to Subscribe now. Funny SMS Archived Posts from this Category Categories: Advice SMS (1) Tue 29 Sep 2009 What is the name of Gandhiji’s son? Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS No Comments  Angry SMS (3) Anniversary SMS (4) April Fool Day SMS (14) ASCII SMS (9) Bania jokes (2) Bar Jokes (2) Beautiful SMS (1) Bengali SMS (4) Best Laughters (76) Bible SMS (68) Bihari Jokes (1) Birthday SMS (11) Blonde Jokes (3) Bollywood Jokes (3) Break Up SMS (1) Broken Heart SMS (1) Buddhist SMS (1) Childrens Day SMS (1) Christmas SMS (15) College Jokes (15) Computer Jokes (5) Congratulation SMS (6) Cool Jokes (32) Cricket Jokes (3) Daughters Day SMS (1) Days SMS (2) Decent SMS Jokes (1) Demotivational SMS (1) Dentist Jokes (1) What is the name of Gandhiji’s son? Ans: Dineshan Why????? because, Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan   Tue 29 Sep 2009 Dhishum Dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na… Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS No Comments  Gandhiji Ahimsa mein kyu maante the??? . . . . . . Kyuki Dhishum Dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na!!   Fri 25 Sep 2009 Funny Diwali SMS Jokes Posted by Rahul under Diwali SMS , Funny SMS No Comments  Devotional SMS (10) Diwali SMS (93) Durga Pooja SMS (2) Easter SMS (2) Eid Mubarak SMS (7) Election SMS (8) English Funny SMS (7) Exam Jokes (7) Father's Day SMS (3) Flirt SMS (14) This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD etc. Avoid last day rush. Send now!   Sun 6 Sep 2009 Ultimate Truth Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS No Comments  Friendship Poem (11) Friendship SMS (125) Funny Shayari (27) Funny SMS (98) Ganesh Chaturthi SMS (2) Geek SMS (1) General Knowledge SMS (3) Get Well Soon SMS (3) Good Evening SMS (3) Good Luck SMS (2) Good Morning SMS (65) Good Night SMS (14) Greetings SMS (56) Gudipadwa SMS (1) Gujarati SMS (3) Halloween Jokes (1) Haryanvi Jokes (1) Health Tips (23) Heart Break SMS (1) Hindi Jokes (12) Hindi Shayari (27) Hindi SMS (65) Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. The road to success??.. Is always under construction. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. If at first you don’t succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/funny-sms Page 1 / 7 Health Tips (23) You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. If you have paper, you don’t have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. Especially for engg. Students—If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker Heart Break SMS (1) Hindi Jokes (12) Hindi Shayari (27) Hindi SMS (65) Historical Qoutes (1) Holi SMS (11) Hospital Jokes (6) Husband and Wife (14) Independence Day (11) Inspirational Quotes (38) Inspirational SMS (94) Insult SMS (27) Irish Jokes (3) Islamic SMS (1) IT Jokes (1) Jokes (21) Kannada SMS (1) Linguistic Jokes (5) Lohri SMS (2) Love Poems (51) Love Quotes (22) Love Shayari (8) Love SMS (64) Lovely SMS (1) Mahaveer Jayanthi SMS (2) Malayalam SMS (37) Mallu Jokes (2) Management Jokes (14)   Marathi SMS (4) Marital Woes SMS (1) Marriage SMS (2) Thu 3 Sep 2009 Milad-Un-Nabi SMS (2) Miscellaneous (5) Miss you SMS (31) Missing You (22) # Santa visits Mysore palace. Guide: Please don’t sit there, this is Tipu Sultan’s chair. Santa: Don’t worry, I will get up when he comes. # Q: Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win! # Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent. # Son: Dad did you have a love marriage with mom? Santa: Yes son. How do you know? Son: Coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage and my date of birth. # Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it’s not how we ‘care’ in the beginning, but how much we ‘care’ till ending. # It was once said that a black man would be President ‘when pigs fly’. Indeed 100 days into Obama Presidency and there is Swine flu. # Santa: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with sweet girlfriends. Jeeto: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with sweet girlfriends. # Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet. Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap. # Santa got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in new style “You will sleep with a manager today.” Wife fell unconscious. # Irony at it’s best. 90 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom. # Jeeto yelled at Santa: U’re gonna be really sorry! I’m going to leave you! Santa: Make up your mind! Which one is it going to be? 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Sindhi Jokes (1) Smile SMS (2) SMS Shayari (7) Sorry SMS (8) Stupid Jokes (1) Sweet Insults (2) Sweet SMS (4) T-Shirt Quotes (4) Tamil SMS (236) Teacher Day SMS (1)   Teasing SMS (18) Thank You SMS (2) Thinking of You SMS (2) Thu 16 Jul 2009 A nice saying Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS No Comments  Tongue Twister SMS (2) Valentine's Day SMS (21) Weekend SMS (4) Wise SMS (121) Womens Day SMS (8) Words of Wisdom (58) A Nice saying : – “FINE” IS A TAX FORDOING WRONG THINGS… Where as, – “TAX” IS A FINE FORDOING RIGHT THINGS… Really Funny Isn’t it.?..!!   Wed 8 Jul 2009 FUNNY MATRIMONIAL ADS Posted by Rahul under Best Laughters , Funny SMS No Comments  SOFTWARE ENGINEERS: Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features(privileges only for the Specific User especially critical Functionalities) . There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her. Low Bugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build. She must _NOT_ be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT or USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer. DOCTOR: Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage. I’m looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply. BEGGAR: Allah ke naam pe koi ek biwi de de, Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de, Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega, Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidatefor the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I’m looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lordi.e.Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence. BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. SHAYAR (Poet): Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai, Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye, Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi, To yaaron ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi. DRUNKARD: Wanted a girl. Girl’s father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample. 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Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS No Comments  Live Scorcard: Doctor – Please take 3 spoonfuls of this medicine daily at night Patient – I Can’t do that Doctor.! Doctor – Why.? Patient- I have Only One Spoon at my home. Sunny and his Son are Very Lazy. Sunny – Son, Go Out and see if it is Raining. Son – Oh.! Dad. Can’t you Call in Tommy and See if he is Wet or Not.? How do you Make Santa Laugh on a Sunday.? ? ? Tell him a Joke on a Wednesday. Policemen were Searching for a Thief. At last they found his wife. Policemen – Where is your husband.? Wife – He has Gone for Night Shift Duty. Chantu- Why do you sleep with the Parrot beside you.? Bantu – Bcoz I Want to Know what all I Say in My Sleep.! A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Sign Board 4 D Traffic Near D College.. He Wrote: “Drive Carefully! Dont Kill D Students, Wait 4 D Teachers.” Son – Dad, we will soon Become Very RICH. Father – What makes you say so, my Son.? Son – Tomorrow, my Teacher will teach me How to Convert Paisa Into Rupees. Sam gets a CHEQUE. He Throws it On the Ground. Can you guess Why.??? ? ? To see whether it Will BOUNCE or Not..   Sun 21 Jun 2009 143 means? What 143 means? Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS 1 Comment  Do u want 2 know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/funny-sms . . Page 4 / 7 . . . . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE 2morrow I will teach u 144   Wed 17 Jun 2009 Good morning! Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS No Comments  Money may come and go. Love may come and go. But if ur tooth goes, it will never come back. So, Message me regularly. Hope you understand.! Good morning!   Sun 14 Jun 2009 Today is MOBILE pooja day! Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS No Comments  Today is MOBILE pooja day! Pls remove battery & put in soap water for 30 min. Clean sim card with brush Put kunkumam & say Govinda…. . Govindaaaa…   Mon 13 Apr 2009 If you love someone Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS , Wise SMS No Comments  THE ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was…. ********** THE NEW VERSIONS…. . http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/funny-sms ********** Pessimist: Page 5 / 7 THE NEW VERSIONS…. . ********** Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ………… …. . If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was ********** Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ………… …. . Don’t worry, she will come back. ********** Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free ………… …. . If she ever comes back, ask her why. ********** Playful: If you love someone, Set her free ………… …. . *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * ********** Bill Gates : If you love someone, Set her free, If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade. ********** Finance expert : If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.   Mon 13 Apr 2009 Collection of SMS Jokes by Venkat 9790132235 Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS , Tamil SMS No Comments  kadavul eppa kova paduvaru? ……. . Kalyanamagatha kanni ponnu karbama irukirapa avaloda amma ‘ada kadavule ipadi pannitaye”nu solumpothu. I Amm 11 Letterword & i am a famous place in india… letters>6,7,8,9,10,11 a fruit. >6,7,5,3 a part of face >6238 a geomentrical shape >783 a bird find me. If u Want Answer – (Venkat 9790132235) Height Of Honesty: Sitting in an examination hall, opening a bit, memorising the answer and then writing it without seeing !!! Paneer vaasam migavum aalagaga irukum……………….. Aanal yaruku therium athu Rojavin Kaneer endru.. Un Manam nogum pothu siri, Pirar manam nokumpothu sirikkavai” – Venkat Submitted By: Venkatesh (vhenkatesh@rediffmail.com) Mobile 9790132235 http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/funny-sms   Page 6 / 7 Submitted By: Venkatesh (vhenkatesh@rediffmail.com) Mobile 9790132235   Tue 7 Apr 2009 Army Jokes and Military Humor SMS Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS No Comments  The Army Troops were in the battlefield for Two Weeks when the Sergeant announces, “I’ve got Good news and Bad news. First the Good news, today we are going to Change our Underwear.” The troops started Cheering at the news.” Now for the Bad news. Balbir, you change with Salim. Keshav you change with Samson.”   Next Page » Search http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/funny-sms Page 7 / 7