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Professor Student College Funny Tamil Joke
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Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’? Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . . Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.! Student: Same here
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“Yedhirigallai mannipadho, thandippadho, athai Kadavull seidhu kollvaar Avargallai kadavullidam anuppum velaiyai mattumey naangall seigirom” - Osama Bin Laden.
Tue 1 Sep 2009
W h a t’s Common between a Beautiful Faithful Brilliant Educated, Homely, Understanding, Loving WIFE and Osama Bin Laden.?
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There is no limit to the number of ways in which you can Create real value. Breathe deeply, smile lovingly, and just Do it. The moment you’re in is plenty. The place where you are is An ideal place from which to move forward. Instead of punishing yourself with regret, delight yourself With the possibilities. Get busy creating and living a Beautiful now. Yes, you are ready to be your best. Let go of the doubts and Let it happen. You can create your very own future, and you are doing so Even now. Take this opportunity to fill it with what you Know to be good and valuable and meaningful. There is immense beauty in you that you have not yet seen. Share it with the world and live the joy of discovery as That beauty continues to unfold. PRADEEP SHARMA 439860cw611qtuxg.gif picture by Bia_kiran_2009 ************ ******** Yes You are Ready ! Do you want more funny mails? hindi jokes Welcome Myspace Comments This mail is Moderated By kni_tapshya@ yahoo.co. in __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (1) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Database To Join us at Hindi Jokes Group (Hindi JOkes,Hindi Sms,Funny PIctures,Fun Articles and much more) Click Here http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes Yahoo! Groups Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity * 1158 New Members Visit Your Group Give Back Yahoo! for Good Get inspired
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Mon 30 Mar 2009
Sardar Jokes Collections
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
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Words of Wisdom – Sadhguru
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If you have found just one person in your life with whom you can trust your life you are very fortunate. Most people do not even find that one person - SADHGURU
Mon 2 Mar 2009
Funny Sayings
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1. I smile, because I don’t know what is going on. 2. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. (Amen!!)
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4. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
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2. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. (Amen!!) 3. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke . 4. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 5. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 6. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 7. I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing. 8. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 9. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room- spinning medicine. 10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 11. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 12. Being ‘over the hill’ is much better than being under it! 13. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 14. Procrastinate Now! 15. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 16. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 17. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 18. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 19. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 20. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 21. Ham and eggs…A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 22. The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
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Wed 14 Jan 2009
Inspirational SMS
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If people start Criticising you, Hurting you, Shouting at you, Don’t be Bothered… Coz in any Game, Spectators Make the Noise, Not the Players …
Sun 30 Nov 2008
Cute sms Smile to receiver
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I Am Just Here Looking At You, Cuz You Look Cute Reading My Sms And Even Cuter Hwen You Smile! See, You Smiled!!!
Tue 25 Nov 2008
Happy Birthday SMS
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1) Count ur garden by the flowers Never by the leaves that fall. Count ur day by golden hours Don’t remember clouds at all. Count ur nights by stars not shadows. Count ur life by smile not tears. And with joy on every birth day count ur age by friends not years…. . http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/funny-shayari ò
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Don’t remember clouds at all. Count ur nights by stars not shadows. Count ur life by smile not tears. And with joy on every birth day count ur age by friends not years…. . ò ò ò HAPPY ò ò BIRTH ò ò ò DAY ò ò ò ò ò ò ò ò + ”"+.+”"+ + SHASHI + “+ +” “+ . +” 2) Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs.. snOw N soNgs.. cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions.. LaughtEr N Luv.. Itz ur B’day! Wishing U a Luvly n fUn-fillEd dAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY:) 3) The loveliest day ws when u came in tis world jst to find that love wil colour your world thru people(me) who truly care & never fail to remember you.Hapy Bday 4) Always ask God 2 giv u wat u deserve,not wat u desire,it is bcoz ur desires may b few but u may deserve a lot more.. may god fil ur life wth joy..happy bday 5) Real birthdays are not annual affairs real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth happy birthday. 6) This brings a birthday message especially to say you are wished the finest things in life today and every day. Happy Birthday. 7) Its your birthday and i love you so the happiness we share means more than i can show wishing you every happiness. This is a day to celebrate a day for feeling great a day for fun and play its your birthday. 9) May your life be even brighter as each birthday comes and goes have a wonderful birthday. 10) With love on your birthday and always time will never change my love you will always be my number one. 11) Kick of ur shoes, take a break, crank the tunes, dance & shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day that’s simply Great! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 12) It must hve been raining when u were born but it was not raining it was the sky crying b’coz it cost the most wonderful star that’s you. HAPPY BIRTH DAY HONEY! 13) Bar bar din ye aye bar bar din ye aye tum jiyo hazaron saal ye hamari he arzoo. Happy bday to u. Happy bday to u.wish u many many happy returns of the day. 14) In soft gleaming nite of stars, may all ur dreams come true, may every star of every nite bring lov n joy 2 u. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U.. 15) It’s a nice feeling when u know that sum1 likes u, sum1 thinks about u, sum1 needs u, but it feels much better when u know that sum1 never forgets ur bthdy. Happy Birthday.. 16) A PRAYER 2 BLESS UR WAY, A WISH 2 LIGTHEN UR MOMENTS, A CHEER 2 PERFECT UR DAY, A TEXT 2 SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 17) Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U. 18) A smile is a curve that sets everythng straight and wipes wrinkle away, hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days to come. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 19) In my past life, God said a gem is born on this date and i give u a boont
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19) In my past life, God said a gem is born on this date and i give u a boont that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…Coudn’t ask 4 anythng more but thank the god 4 giving me a friend like u..Happy Birthday and dont forget that sum1 somewhere is wishing 4 ur happiness on every falling star. 20) Apun wishing u a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra badhiya, xtra special, ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho. 21) May almightys best blessings showered on ur HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. 22) I know its ur birthday 2day.. I am sure u’ll give me treat in a big hotel..So i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dun know to xpress my feelings in sms. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 23) Friendship is about bringing out the positive when everythng seems negative…Being accepted for who u are.. Being able to pick up rite where u let off..Sharin, talking and laughing. Friendshp is about us, and 4 that I am grateful. And i hope u hav the best birthday ever. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY! 24) This Day when the most beautiful female Mind was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live my love. !!Happy Birthday Sweetheart!! 25) I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy, sunshine and friendship… Happy Birthday! 26) Some like Sunday, some like Monday, But i like your Birthday. Happy Birthday my luv. 27) A birthday wish reminds u the first cry MAMMA…Start ur day with her sweet blessings. The day will b urs. Happy Birthday! 28) I send to u warm wishes, that ur happiness will b as wonderful as the happiness you hav always given me. Wish u Happy Birthday. 29) If lovers r like moon and brothers are like stars than i hav noticed that the sky looks gud without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER. 30) My love 4 u has a never ending supply. It will never be lacking. It will never get dry. Often I wonder and ask myself, why do i feel, without u i would die. Happy Birthday. 31) Sending birthday blessings, filled with love, peace and joy. Wishing sweetest things happen right before ur eyes. Happy Birthday. 32) For ur birthday.. I want to wish u a very happy birthday & also want u to know that u loved by all of ur frnds. Always take care. God bless u & ur family. Luv U 33) Happy Birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!! Enjoy ur day!! 34) Tumhara es ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota toh mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du… Janamdin Mubarak Ho. 35) A Birthday is a Million Moments, each holding a promise of fulfillment of our dreams & accomplishments of some special plans. Wish u a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY 36) May all ur days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours. HAPPY B’DAY. 37) Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart. 38) Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring. Happy Birthday 39) Wishing u a day soft as silk.. White as milk.. sweet as honey & full of money, may all ur dreams come true.. Happy Birthday 40) Dua hai ki kamyabi ke har shikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, apke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga. Himmat se mushkilon ka samna kara, hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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41) Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of
duniya ka salam hoga. Himmat se mushkilon ka samna kara, hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 41) Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of Success, happiness and prosperity 4 U, wish you a super duper happy birthday. 42) Wish u a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless u with health, wealth n prosperity in ur life. Hav a nicest birthday there ever was…Coz u deserve it if anyone does. 43) How do you expect me to remember ur birthday, when u never look any older. 44) With love this wish is sent your way, for a very special kind of day. Happy Birthday! 45) May this birthday be just the begining of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shining dreams. 46) Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so sweet. 47) Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated e-cards. 48) Wellwisher is not who meets U everyday and talk with U everyday. Wellwisher is one who may or maynot meet U but always think of U & Ur happiness.Happy Birthday 49) Heart is not a basket for keeping sadness… It is the place for keeping happy things.. Let ur heart be happy always..Enjoy d day! Its ur birthday! 50) Ankhon mein hardam naye khwab sajate rehte hai Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hai Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hai
Mon 6 Oct 2008
Good Night SMS to your sweet heart
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To touch & feel is desire.. To touch & not feel is ignorance.. But to feel without touching is ‘LOVE’ gudn8…Love u..
Fri 29 Aug 2008
Funny Shayari :- Kiss kisi ki mahphil me…
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Kiss kisi ki mahphil me, Kiss kisi ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya. Ek hum they jisne her miss ko kiss kiya, Aur ek aap they jisne har kiss ko miss kiya. Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day. I love U NESCAFE! Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike.. Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi.. Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag.. Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga Main tod leta agar tu GULAB hoti, Main jawab banta agar tu SAWAL hoti, Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta Phir bhi pi leta agar tu SHARAB hoti
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Fri 29 Aug 2008
Funny Shayari :- Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota
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Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol ka Khumar Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Ahsas Nazrain mileen, reaction hua Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise Nucleus key charon taraf Electron hon jaise Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua Sun kar hamari baat wo aisay Uchal pari Ignesiun Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe Wo boli, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker Aur hum Chup rahay Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah
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