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A Scientist disconnected his Doorbell. Do you know why.? Bcoz, He wanted to Win the No-Bell Prize..
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BIGGEST Question of the week
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BIGGEST Question of the week >>>> OBAMA has Won and when he shifts to his new home, Will it still be called …. .  The ” WHITE HOUSE “.?
Fri 6 Feb 2009
Why Engineers get arrears.?! :)
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An Engineering Question paper… What is the solution for 2+2.? Options : A) 4 B) Four C) IV D) 4.0 Now you realise Why Engineers get arrears.?!
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If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———
http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/english-funny-sms Don’t walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitudeâ₠¬Â¦! Keep on rocking!
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Health Tips (23) ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitudeâ₠¬Â¦! Keep on rocking! ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!! ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die! ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles ! ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure! ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these wordsâ₠¬Â¦ Eh Ganpat, chal daru laâ₠¬Â¦ ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke! ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, asmaan me taro ka nazara tha, Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi ? Heart Break SMS (1) Hindi Jokes (12) Hindi Shayari (27) Hindi SMS (65) Historical Qoutes (1) Holi SMS (11) Hospital Jokes (6) Husband and Wife (14) Independence Day (11) Inspirational Quotes (38) Inspirational SMS (94) Insult SMS (27) Irish Jokes (3) Islamic SMS (1) IT Jokes (1) Jokes (21) Kannada SMS (1) Linguistic Jokes (5) Lohri SMS (2) Love Poems (51) Love Quotes (22) Love Shayari (8) Love SMS (64) Lovely SMS (1) Mahaveer Jayanthi SMS (2) Malayalam SMS (37) Mallu Jokes (2) Management Jokes (14) Marathi SMS (4) Marital Woes SMS (1) Marriage SMS (2) Milad-Un-Nabi SMS (2) Miscellaneous (5) Miss you SMS (31) Missing You (22) M M S (3) Monsoon SMS (1) Mothers Day SMS (5) Motivation SMS (3) Mullah Nasiruddin Jokes (16) Naughty SMS (2) Navratri SMS (16) New Year SMS (40) Office Jokes (4) Onam SMS (3) One Liners (3) Patriotic SMS (1) Poems (19) Political Humor (3) Political Jokes (3) Politics SMS (1) Pongal SMS (7) Praising SMS (1) Sun 13 Apr 2008
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An award winning joke in Britain: A Chinese walks into a Bar and Saw Steven Spielberg and asked for his Autograph. Spielberg slapped him and Said You Chinese people Bombed our Pearl Harbour. Chinese replied, it was the Japanese who bombed and Not Us Chinese. Chinese, Japanese, Taiwaneese you’re All the Same replied Spielberg. Now the Chinese gave a slap and said, You Sank The Titanic in which my Forefathers were travelling. Spielberg said it Was the Iceberg thatSank the ship Not Me. The chinese said Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg you’re All the Same.
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1) SUCCESS isn’t a matter of being the BEST & WINNING the race; Success is a matter of HANDLING the WORST & FINISHING the race..! 2) ABC:ALWAYS BE CAREFUL, DEF: DONT EVER FORGET (ME), JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVING ME, NOPQRSTUVW: NO OTHER PERSON QUITE RIGHT SHALL TREAT U VERY WELL, UR LOVING XYZ. 3) Getting frnd is like sunrise,it hapns daily. Getting true frnd is like rain, it occurs yearly But getting dear frnd like U is like TSUNAMI once in a life time. 4) Alone? I’ll be ur shadow.. Want 2cry? Here’s my shoulder.. Need a hug? I’embrace u tight… Coz where ur strength ENDS, my worth of being ur friend BEGINS… 5) I’m sending u this Magical Rose. It reminds me of u, the way that it glows. It’s been touched with a Blessing from Angels above. I sent it to u to show u my Luv 6) When my arms cant reach people who r close to my heart, I always hug them with my prayers. May God grant u wht ur heart desires n keep u happy..Gudnite 7) The WRONG kind of people DISLIKE U 4 the GOOD in U & The RIGHT kind of people LIKE U KNOWING even D BAD in U.. That makes a Friendship strong.. As we sail through life, don’t avoid storms and rough waters, Just let it pass. Just Sail. Always remember, Calm seas never make skillful sailors. 9) Art of living: first of all,dont mk frndz. if made,dont go close to thm. if gone,dont like thm. if liked,thn plz.. dont leave thm.. gud nyt swt drmz 10) The Power of GOD within you, is greater than the pressures arround you. KEEP GOING,GOD iS ALWAYS WiTH U.
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Toilette pepper A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/english-funny-sms Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
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Toilette pepper A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper! ALPHABETS I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.! Dreams of a man Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects. Daily habit Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-n e r g y X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING! New Underwear What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear. Change ur underwear Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily. I ever loved Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. aughty mind It’s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. WARNING WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage! But you are safe. It only effects people with brains! How lucky you are, no brain no stress! When u feel When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit…. . Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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