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Fri 15 Aug 2008

Modern Panchtantra Story
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Once upon a time , there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood ( the woodcutter and the axe ) He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, ”  Is this your computer ? ” Disappointed by the Goddess’ lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, ” No.” She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said ” No, not at all !!”  Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said “Yes.” The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, “Don’t you know that y o u’re supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?” The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, “I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !”. So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!! ******** Moral: If you’re not up-to-date with technology trends, it’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re a genius than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

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TALK BETWEEN IT GUY AND A LABOURER
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IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have? Daily Wage Construction Worker – …….stays * quite* IT guy – I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do you have? Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) I have work.

 

Sun 25 May 2008

KANNADA MOVIES
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A sample of Kannada movies produced by Kannada Software Engineers: â₠¬Â¢ CHATsod tappa..?

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KANNADA MOVIES
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A sample of Kannada movies produced by Kannada Software Engineers: â₠¬Â¢ CHATsod tappa..? â₠¬Â¢ Ondu E-MAILina kathe â₠¬Â¢ A.S.P Sangilyana â₠¬Â¢ REDO raja â₠¬Â¢ UNDOnu maadida DELEToo maadida â₠¬Â¢ Muttinantha OFFER â₠¬Â¢ Naanu nanna PC â₠¬Â¢ DOLLLAR alegalu â₠¬Â¢ JAVAda Jodi â₠¬Â¢ CORBAna rani â₠¬Â¢ IT Hudugara kannu US myaage â₠¬Â¢ CHAT maadu Tamaashe Nodu â₠¬Â¢ Chalisuva BRAINugalu â₠¬Â¢ MAINFRAME Dhruvadim JAVA Dhruvaku â₠¬Â¢ Gadibidi ENGINEER â₠¬Â¢ Onde SYSTEMna MODULEgalu â₠¬Â¢ Baa Nalle Usge â₠¬Â¢ PROGRAMMERara Sawaal â₠¬Â¢ COMPANY COMPANY kathe â₠¬Â¢ Shri BILL GATES Mahime â₠¬Â¢ Bhakta SABIR Das â₠¬Â¢ INSPECTOR Narayana Murty â₠¬Â¢ Koodi CODING maadidare swarga sukha â₠¬Â¢ PMna avaantara â₠¬Â¢ Veera SYBASE Lakshman â₠¬Â¢ PMge takka PROGRAMMER â₠¬Â¢ MODEM Bazaar â₠¬Â¢ JDBC bale ( A 007 movie) â₠¬Â¢ Operation E-MAIL HACKER â₠¬Â¢ NIAGARA teeradalli â₠¬Â¢ HASIRU PATRA â₠¬Â¢ NEWJERSEY â₠¬Â¢ MICROSOFTna musuku â₠¬Â¢ JAVA nanna JAVA â₠¬Â¢ PREMJI kaanike â₠¬Â¢ LOGON Death â₠¬Â¢ Lady PROGRAMMER â₠¬Â¢ E-Preethse â₠¬Â¢ Ondanondu COLLUMNnalli â₠¬Â¢ Eradu NETWORKgalu â₠¬Â¢ PB Ganda VB Hendthi â₠¬Â¢ BUGDevathe â₠¬Â¢ MS Mallige â₠¬Â¢ Messanger Muttanna â₠¬Â¢ Abachoorina INBOX â₠¬Â¢ CHATsu Tappenilla..! â₠¬Â¢ SYSTEMge Sawaal â₠¬Â¢ HACKERana Sanchu â₠¬Â¢ SILICON swapnagalu â₠¬Â¢ Nammur IT Parke

 

Sun 25 May 2008

SOFTWARE HUSBAND
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Husband : ( Returning late form work ) “Good evening Dear, I’m now logged in.” Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morn… Husband : Erroneous syntax. Wife : What about my new blouse ? Husband : Variable not found … Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied … Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ? Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!… Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/computer-jokes Wife : You are a useless nut. Husband : Default Parameter.

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Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ? Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!… Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife : You are a useless nut. Husband : Default Parameter. Wife : What about your Salary ? Husband : Access denied. File in use… Wife : Who was in the car this morning ? Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot

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Thu 27 Mar 2008

Sholay in IT
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya “. Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.”  Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain k y a ?”  Thakur: “Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.” Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

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