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My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D Baniya 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Baniya ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Sheikh:Munna… !! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:) Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”. Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… . Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .. Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana. Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda   Mon 17 Aug 2009 Bania jokes Posted by Rahul under Bania jokes No Comments  Train mein I mosquito Chinese ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya. Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!” *** Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? Bania’s son: Kutch bhi nahi. Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. Banis’s son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/bania-jokes *** Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do. Page 1 / 4 *** Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? Bania’s son: Kutch bhi nahi. Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. Banis’s son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. *** Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai TU. 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