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					Dundu Mol: Tintu Mon Mammutty'ude Mathilukal Kandittundo?
Tintu Mon: Sorry, Enik Mammutty'ude Veed Arinhoodaa. Pinneyengane
Mathilukal?

Tintu Mon Orikkal Hotel'il Kayari.
Tintu Mon: Enthaa Kazhikkaan Ullath?
Waiter: Doshayund. Kariyilla.
Tintu Mon Vishappode Dosha Kazhichu.
Cashier: Paisa Tharoo..
Tintu Mon: Perse Und. Paisayilla.

Teacher: Nee Enthina Class'il Varunnath?
Tintu Mon: Vidya'k Vendi.
Teacher: Ennitt Nee innale Enthaa Varaathirunnath?
Tintu Mon: Innale 'Vidya' Absent Aayirunnu.

Teacher: Enthaanu OHM's Law?
Tintu Mon: Enik Muzhuvan Ariyilla Sir.
Teacher: Saaramilla, Ariyaavunnath Parayoo.
Tintu Mon: ............ this is called OHM's Law.

Teacher: Enthaa Tintoo Ithra Tenshan? Hall Ticket, ID card Atho Vere
Enthenkilum Maranno?
Tintu Mon: Athonnumalla Sir. Naalathek Ulla Copy'yaa Innu Kondu Vannath.

Tintu Mon: Ee TV'k Enthaa Vila?
Salesman: Oru Laksham.
Tintu Mon: Enthaa, Ithinenthenkilum Prathyekatha Undo?
Salesman: Vaidyuthi Poyaal Ith Automatic Aayi Off Aakum.
Tintu Mon: Oho, Ennaal Pack Cheyyoo..

Wife'maayi Pinangiya Tintu Mon Office'il Ninnum Veettilek Vilichu.
Tintu Mon: Innenthaa Athaazhathinu?
Wife (Deshyathode): Visham.
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Vaikum. Nee Kazhichitt Kidanno..

Fashion TV Kandu Kondirunnapol Kayari Vanna Tintu Mon'od Achan:
Paavappetta Veettile Kuttikalaa. Vasthram Vaangaan Polum Paisa illa.
Tintu Mon: Ithilum Paavappettavar Varumbol Enne Vilikkane Achaa..

Judge: Naanamille Ninakk. Ith 3-aam Thavanayalle Nee Kodathi'yil
Varunnath?
Tintu Mon: Thanikkumille Naanam..? Thaan Daily Varunnundallo..

Tintu Mon: Doctor, Nhaan Urangumbol Swapnathil Kurangan'maar Football
Kalikkunnathaayi Kaanunnu.
Doctor: Saaramilla. Innu Urangunnathinu Mumb Ee Gulika Kazhichaal Ellaam
Maarum.
Tintu Mon: Innu Venda Doctor, Naale Kazhicholaam. Innu Final Aanu.

Tintu Mon: Pazhathinu Enthaa Vila?
Salesman: Oru Roopa.
Tintu Mon: 60 Paisa'k Tharumo?
Salesman: 60 Paisa'k Tholi Tharaam.
Tintu Mon: Enkil, 40 Paisa'k Pazham Tharoo.. Tholi Venda.

Teacher: Orange'um Apple'um Thammilulla Vyathyaasam Enth?
Tintu Mon: Orange'nte Niram Orange Aanu. Pakshe, Apple'nte Niram Apple
Alla.

Flash News:"Tintu Mon Kollappettu". Naale SMS Harthaal.
Ellaavarum Sahakarikkanamennu Sarkaar. Miss call'kaare Harthaal'il Ninnum
Ozhivaakkiyittund.
"Nikathaan Pataatha Ozhiv" -Airtel,
"SMS Loakathinu Theeraatha Nashtam" -Idea,
"Nhangalude Naadhane Nashtamaayi" -Vodafone,
"Enikkente Makan'e Nashtapettu" -Sardar,
"Kazhiv Theliyicha Baalan" -Manthri.

Teacher: Tintu Mon, Chicken Aano Egg Aano Aadyam Varunnath?
Tintu Mon: Ath.. Aadyam Order Cheythath Aadyam Varum Teacher.

Dundu   Mol:   Enthina Tintu Mon Karayunnath?
Tintu   Mon:   Ente Achan'e idiyan Vasu Idichu.
Dundu   Mol:   Saaramilla, Karayenda.
Tintu   Mon:   Athinalla Vishamam.
Dundu   Mol:   Pinne?
Tintu   Mon:   Ente Friends Ellaam Kandu. Enik Maathram Kaanaan Patiyilla.

Tintu Mon Shop'il: Ivide Thakkaali Undo?
Salesman: illallo Mone..
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thakkaali Undo?
Salesman: illennu Paranhille..?
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thakkaali Undo Chettaa?
Salesman: illa, illa. Ini Chodichaal Ninne Nhaan Vedivechu Kollum.
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thokkundo?
Salesman: illa.
Tintu Mon:"Ivide Thakkaali Undo?"!!

Judge: Tintu Mon'te 2 Chevi'yum Cut Cheyyoo.
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Andhan Aakum.
Judge: Chevi Murichaal Engineyaa Andhan Aakunnath..?
Tintu Mon: Ente Kannada Nhaan Evide Vekkum.

Dundu Mol: Aanayaano Urumbaano Valuth..?
Tintu Mon: Angane Veruthe Parayaan Patilla. Date of Birth Nokkanam.

Dundu Mol: Nhaan Chess Kalikkaan Pokukayaa. Ninakk Kali Ariyaamo..?
Tintu Mon: Ariyaamo Enno.. Nee Kaliyakkukayaano.. Nee Ground'il wait
cheyyoo. Nhaan Shoo itt Varaam.

Thengu Kayatakkaaran Tintu Mon'od: Oru Theng Kayari irangaan 20 Roopa.
Tintu Mon: 10 Roopa Tharaam. Thaan Kayari Thenga Ittaal Mathi.
Iranganamennilla.

Mrigashaala Owner: Simhathinte Kood Adacho..?
Tintu Mon: Illa.
Owner: Athenthaa.
Tintu Mon: Simhatheyokke Aaru Pidichondu Pokaanaa..

Bus'il Tintu Mon Irikkunna Seat'nu Arike Ethiya Oraal: Ithente Seat Aanu.
Nhaanivide Oru Karcheef Vechirunnu.
Tintu Mon: Appol Oru Double Mund Madakki Ee Bus'nte Purath Ittaal Ee Bus
Enteth Aakumo..?

Teacher: Aadhunika Malayala Bhaasha'yude Pithaav Aaru..?
Tintu Mon: Pithaav'ne Ariyilla. Maathaav'nte Per Venamenkil Parayaam.
Teacher: Athaaraa..?
Tintu Mon: Ranjini Haridas.

Police: Helmet Evide?
Tintu Mon: Sir.. Sir..
Police: Enthaadaa Parungunnath?
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Station'lek Varikayaayirunnu. Ente Helmet Kallan Kondu
Poyi.

Ammayod Vazhakkitta Tintu Mon: Achaa, Maduthu. Ningalude Wife'maayi Othu
Pokaan Enikk Patunnilla. Athukond Enik Swanthamaayi Oru Wife'ne Venam.

Teacher: Tintu Mon'u Neenthal Ariyumo?
Tintu Mon: illa.
Teacher: Kashtam, Pattikal'k Polum Neenthal Aryaam. Pattikal Ninnekkaal
Ethra Bhedamaanu.
Tintu Mon: Mash'nu Neenthaan Ariyumo?
Teacher: Appol Pattiyum Mash'um Thammil Entha Vyaathyaasam..?

Teacher : Lokaavasaana Samayath Shakthamaya Kaatum Bhookambavum Undaavum.
Tintu Mon: Annu School Ucha'k Vidumo sir...
-Nishad , Kottakkal, Malappuram .

Tintu Mon traveling 1st time in plane,going 2 Bangalore.
While landing, he shouted "Banglore Banglore"
Airhostess: "Be Silent"
Tintu Mon: OK..."anglore anglore."
-MOHAMED JABIR A, RANDATHANI, MALAPPURAM.

Tintu Mon: hamme, Rajan P Dev Marichappol oru Aazhcha Channelukallil
Avante Cinema.
Murali Marichappol Avanteth.
hamme ee Shakeela onnu Marichirunnenkil ..
-Fasil , Melattur , Malappuram .

Teacher: MT'Yude ''NAALUKETT''ne Kurich Enthanu Abhipraayam.. ?
Tintu Mon: Onnu Kettiya Ente Achan Thanne Kashtapedukayaa, Pinneya
MT'Yude Naalukett. !!
-Suresh Kololamba (Edappal) , Malappuram .

"2014 WORLDCUP BRAZIL'IL"
Tintu Mon: ini World cup enthinaa..? 'Neerali'yod Chodichal pore?
-SAMEER VT, KUPPOOTH VILAYUR, PALAKKAD.

Amma: Nee Enthanu iruttath Kattunnath?
Tintu Mon: Padikkunna sradhakaranam Current Poyatharinhilla.
-MUHSIN KP, KUPPOOTH VILAYUR, PALAKKAD.

Teacher: Vaakyathil Prayogikuka ''Vimmishtamaayi''.
Tintu Mon: Ithu Vare EXO upayogichirunna Rama'k VIM ishtamayi.
-Suresh Kololamba(Edappal), Malappuram.

Tintu Mon: Our Prncipal is a "rascal"!.
Girl: Do u know who am I?
Tintu Mon: No.
Girl: I am Principl's daughter.
Tintu Mon: Do u know who am I?
Girl: No.
Tintu Mon: Oh my God, Thanks!!
-MOHAMED JABIR A, VARIYATH, RANDATHANI, MALAPPURAM.

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Tintu Mon: "ZEEBRA"
Teacher: (Shocked), how?
Tintu Mon: because its still "black and white".
-MOHAMED JABIR,RANDATHANI.

Sir: what is you'r father's name ?
Dundo mon: "T.V.Krishna"
Suna mol: "A.C.Abraham"
Tintu Mon: "fridge sasi...!!

Tintu Mon Teacher'od: Muthasshi Marichu. Leave Venam.
Teacher: Ninte Muthassiyalle 1 Maasam Munb Marichath?
Tintu Mon: Muthachan Veendum ketti.
-Shihab chenam.

Tintu Mon: Daivame.. Kochiye Amerikkayude Thalasthaanam Aakkane..


Friend: Athenthinaada?
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Pareeksha'k Anganeya Ezhuthiyath.

Tintu Mon: Ninte Kurach Text Book'kal Kaanaathaayi Alle?
Friend: Aaru Paranhu?
Tintu Mon: Nee Innale Msg Ayachallo..
"some text missing" Ennu..!!

Omlet Undaakkaan Mutta Potticha Tintu Mon Nhetti.

Akath Onnumilla.

Tintu Mon : "Eeswara, Kozhikalum Thudangiyo Abortion?"

Tintu Mon in Medical Shop,
Tintu Mon: Give Me a bottle of TEN CORNER RICE LIKE!
Man: Enthuvaa?
Tintu Mon: Oh! English ariyilla alle?
"Dashamoolarishtam"
Tintu Mon: Thee Golangal Paanhu Vannaalum,
Sunaami Veeshiyadichaalum Ninne Kaanaan Nhaan Varum.




Girl: Naale Varumo?
.
.
Tintu Mon: Nokatte, Mazhayillenkil Varaam.

Teacher: Raathri Kadal Vellam Choodayirikkaan Kaaranamentha..?

Tintu Mon: Ithentha ithra chodikkaan.. Ee Sooryan Kadalilalle Poyi
Thaazhunnath..?

Teacher: Innale Nhaan Class Evide Vare Eduthu? Tintu Parayoo.. !!


Tintu Mon : mmmm.. Innale.., class..,
Belladikkunna Vareyum Eduthu Teacher...!!

Ningalkk enne kollaam, but tholpikkaanaavilla.
-cheguvera.
Ningalkk enne Padippikkaam, but Jayippikkaanaakilla.
-Tintu Mon.

				
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