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BIOLOGY TEACHER Define a Practical Nurse.? PAPPU – A Practical Nurse is one who Marries a Rich Patient.

 

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PHYSICS TEACHER Now as you all know the Law of Gravity explains why we Stay on Earth. PAPPU – But Where did people stay Before the law was passed.?

 

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What is Red and goes Tring Tring.?
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What is Red and goes Tring Tring.? Guess TOMATO the Tring Tring was to confuse you.. . OK again What is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess Black Phone the Red was to confuse you.. .

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guess Black Phone the Red was to confuse you.. . OK again what is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess CAKE both Red and Tring Tring was to confuse you.. . OK again what is Red and goes Tring Tring.? guess FIRE ENGINE and you thought I was confusing you. . And that’s how they ask in the exams.! Be ready..

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How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm) 2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod 2 : 1 0-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given 2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice 3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question 4 : 1 5-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk 4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly #Last 10 mnts relax..

 

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Why do students fail in exams?
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Why do students fail in exams? BECOZ Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days 3 6 5-1 2 2 = 2 4 3 summer holidays=61 days 2 4 3-6 1 = 1 8 2 sundays in a year= 52 days 1 8 2-5 2 = 1 3 0 festival holidays= 40 days 1 3 0-4 0 = 9 0 3 hrs of daily routine=46 days 9 0-4 6 = 4 4 winter holiays=15 days 4 4-1 5 = 2 9 1hr of chatting per day=15 days 2 9-1 5 = 1 4 sickness days/yr = 10 days 1 4-1 0 = 4 film time in a yr= 3 days 4 -3 = 1 remaining 1day is their

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film time in a yr= 3 days 4 -3 = 1 remaining 1day is their HAPPY BIRTHDAY…

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Thu 15 Jan 2009

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Teacher : Who can tell me Where Hadrian’s Wall is.? Pupil : I expect it’s around Hadrian’s Garden, Ma’am.!

 

Wed 14 Jan 2009

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Teacher : Are you Good at Math.? Pupil : Yes and No. Teacher : What do you mean.? Pupil : Yes, I’m No Good at Math.!

 

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*KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” _____________ TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! _____________ TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?” JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! _____________ TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O! ______________ TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George! ______________ TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! ______________ TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. ______________ TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.” ELLEN: I is… TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/school-jokes/page/2 say, “I am.” ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” _____________

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.” ELLEN: I is… TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.” ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” _____________ TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.” _____________ TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.” ______________ TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. * *_______________ TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog! ______________ TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.*

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Fri 12 Sep 2008

Homework Policy
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Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner: 15 minutes looking for assignment. 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment. 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children. 8 minutes in the bathroom. 10 minutes getting a snack. 7 minutes checking the TV Guide. 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment. 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

 

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