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Next Day News Lagi K 50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys The Sardars Celebrated.   Birthday SMS (11) Blonde Jokes (3) Bollywood Jokes (3) Sun 21 Jun 2009 Silly Sardar ji …. .insane but hilarious jokes… Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  Break Up SMS (1) Broken Heart SMS (1) Buddhist SMS (1) Childrens Day SMS (1) Christmas SMS (15) College Jokes (15) Computer Jokes (5) Congratulation SMS (6) Cool Jokes (32) Cricket Jokes (3) Daughters Day SMS (1) Days SMS (2) Decent SMS Jokes (1) Demotivational SMS (1) Dentist Jokes (1) Devotional SMS (10) Diwali SMS (93) Durga Pooja SMS (2) Easter SMS (2) Eid Mubarak SMS (7) Election SMS (8) English Funny SMS (7) Exam Jokes (7) Father's Day SMS (3) Flirt SMS (14) Friendship Poem (11) Friendship SMS (124) Funny Shayari (27) Funny SMS (98) Ganesh Chaturthi SMS (2) Geek SMS (1) A Sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he’s made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what’s been going on. The TC, which also happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out. Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar “I’m sorry, I c a n’t do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member”.   Sun 5 Apr 2009 Sardar Jokes Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  General Knowledge SMS (3) Get Well Soon SMS (3) Good Evening SMS (3) Good Luck SMS (2) Good Morning SMS (65) Good Night SMS (14) Greetings SMS (56) Gudipadwa SMS (1) Gujarati SMS (3) Halloween Jokes (1) Haryanvi Jokes (1) Health Tips (23) Heart Break SMS (1) Hindi Jokes (11) Hindi Shayari (27) Hindi SMS (64) Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote: Yes A Teacher lecturing on population In india after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up – we must find & stop her Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of “WIFE.” It means…Without Information Fighting Every time! WIFE says No, it means – With Idiot for Ever http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes in Love with a Nurse. A sardar ji Doctor falls He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister Page 1 / 5 It means…Without Information Fighting Every time! WIFE says No, it means – With Idiot for Ever A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister Health Tips (23) Heart Break SMS (1) Hindi Jokes (11) Hindi Shayari (27) Hindi SMS (64) Historical Qoutes (1)   Holi SMS (11) Hospital Jokes (6) Husband and Wife (14) Sat 4 Apr 2009 Shortest Story ! 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Before you rush to the answer sheet, try to crack some knuckle to find our the answer. The Time allowed is 1 minute. ( You can take more time if you promise to not tell anyone! ) The Question Sheet   Tue 31 Mar 2009 Sardar Jokes SMS Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying..” I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee … this is my kid and that is my kidney…!!” American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!” Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye..” Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use surprise doonga..!” What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ……… Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai…… Doosari bigadati hai to “SHUROO’ ho jati hai Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu. Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai…. Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever What comes first – the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!   Wed 18 Mar 2009 April Fool Special Sardar Jokes Posted by Rahul under April Fool Day SMS , Sardar Jokes No Comments  Sardar got into a bus on 1st April When conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- And took the ticket and said April Fool. I have pass.   Mon 2 Mar 2009 sardar jokes Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  Sardar writing a letter 2 his friend My sis had a baby this morning. I don know whether it is a boy or a girl. So i don know whether i am now an Uncle or Aunty.   Shivratri SMS (2) Sindhi Jokes (1) Smile SMS (2) SMS Shayari (7) Sorry SMS (8) http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes sardar jokes Sun 1 Mar 2009 Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes Page 2 / 5 Shivratri SMS (2) Sindhi Jokes (1) Smile SMS (2) Sun 1 Mar 2009 sardar jokes Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes 1 Comment  SMS Shayari (7) Sorry SMS (8) Stupid Jokes (1) Sweet Insults (2) Sweet SMS (4) T-Shirt Quotes (4) Tamil SMS (236) Teacher Day SMS (1) Teasing SMS (18) Thank You SMS (2) Thinking of You SMS (2) Tongue Twister SMS (2) Valentine's Day SMS (21) Weekend SMS (4) Wise SMS (121) Womens Day SMS (8) Words of Wisdom (58) TICKET  TICKET… Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children. Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8. Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children.    Thu 27 Nov 2008 Sardar Jokes Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.. Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha….   Thu 27 Nov 2008 Sardar Jokes Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  Monthly: October 2009 (89) September 2009 (181) August 2009 (59) July 2009 (80) June 2009 (23) May 2009 (5) April 2009 (76) March 2009 (271) February 2009 (279) January 2009 (253) December 2008 (33) November 2008 (92) October 2008 (43) September 2008 (47) August 2008 (47) July 2008 (21) June 2008 (25) May 2008 (77) April 2008 (21) March 2008 (12) February 2008 (9) January 2008 (7) A Sardar enters shop & shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this oil?” Shopkeeper: “ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab” Sard : “Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idharudhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge…. think…………. “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI” ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.. MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!! Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed” ari sala, aaj to choice hai”!!!!!!   December 2007 (48) November 2007 (30) October 2007 (37) Wed 1 Oct 2008 Sardar Jokes Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  September 2007 (46) August 2007 (19) July 2007 (7) June 2007 (4) May 2007 (14) Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet – Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. “Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour “. “But yaar “, he says, Subscribe to this blog Posts | Comments   http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes Sardarji in Delhi Live Scorcard: Page 3 / 5   Live Scorcard: Sun 22 Jun 2008 Sardarji in Delhi Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says “Yes”. “Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.” The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. “Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”  The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder”.   Sun 25 May 2008 SOME SECRETS OF PAKISTAN ARMY Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  How do you stop a Pakistani tank ? Shoot the men who are pushing it. How do you disable a Pakistani tank? Hide the wind-up key. How do you disable Pakistani missiles? Cut the rubber band. Pakistani Air Force officials have recently motioned for a name change for the PAF. They want to call it the PMC, the Pakistani Mining Corps. This is because their planes end up in the ground anyway. Pakistani military researchers have recently ordered for the enlargement of the hatches on tanks and other armoured vehicles. This is so they can be more easily abandoned in enemy territory. Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes? Neither has Pakistan. Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention? It’s a solar powered flashlight. Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention? The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact. How do you sink a Pakistani battleship? Put it in water. Did you hear about the 747 jet which crashed into a cemetery in Karachi? The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies. Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea? Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave. Did you hear about the other tragedy in Karachi ? There was a terrible power cut in Karachi’s Four Square Shopping Mall. People were stuck on the escalator for four hours. Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre ? They were waiting to see the movie “Closed for the winter”. Did you hear about the Pakistani helicopter crash ? The pilot felt cold, so he turned off the fan. Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses ? They get it from chasing parked cars. Did you hear about the Pakistani who studied diligently for five days ? He was scheduled to take a medical test. Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ? Somebody stole the book.   Sun 25 May 2008 SANTA SING AND STUDENTS Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  Sardar Santa Singhji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes inspector decided to visit the english class. This is what transpires : Santa Singh : ” Bolo bachon GADHA ” Page 4 / 5 Sardar Santa Singhji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class. This is what transpires : Santa Singh : ” Bolo bachon GADHA ” Students (in chorous) : “GADHA ” Santa Singh : ” Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA ” Students (in chorous) : “GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA ” Santa Singh : ” Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI” Students (in chorous) : “GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI” Santa Singh : ” Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH ” Students (in chorous) : “GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH” By this time the inspector is furious . He confronts the principal and shouts at him “What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA ,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH. The principle too is shocked , Santa Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh. Principal : ” Santa singhji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH”. Santa Singh : “Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spellings of assassination.:- Ass-Ass-I-Nation   Sun 25 May 2008 THE 4 SARDARJIS Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up. WHY ? Bcos there was a sign at the entrance “Visitors not allowed.” After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage. WHY ? B’cos their garage was on the first floor. After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ? B’cos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi. All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. WHY ? B’cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.   Next Page » Search http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes Page 5 / 5