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Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it…. Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’  Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-y e a r-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes/page/3 dhup…  Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got Page 1 / 6 Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…  Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child _________________ If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’  Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-y e a r-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…  Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? 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Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes/page/3me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA Page 2 / 6 No Comments  Sad Love Poems (1) Sad Shayari (2) Sad SMS (5) Santa Banta Jokes (13) Sardar Jokes (38) School Jokes (25) Shivratri SMS (2) Sindhi Jokes (1) Smile SMS (2) SMS Shayari (7) Sorry SMS (8) Stupid Jokes (1) Sweet Insults (2) Sweet SMS (4) T-Shirt Quotes (4) Tamil SMS (236) Teacher Day SMS (1) Teasing SMS (18) Thank You SMS (2) Thinking of You SMS (2) Tongue Twister SMS (2) Valentine's Day SMS (21) Weekend SMS (4) Wise SMS (121) Womens Day SMS (8) Words of Wisdom (58) Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi. Sardar ji sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! Higher studies yaarâ₠¬Â¦ Q: “Have you ever read Shakespeare?” Sardar: “No, who wrote it?” Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.” Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them. Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. “Oh, look at the dead bird.” Sardar looked skyward and said “Where, Where?   Sun 2 Dec 2007 Sardar ji; Sardar Jokes -2 Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  Monthly: October 2009 (89) September 2009 (181) August 2009 (59) July 2009 (80) June 2009 (23) May 2009 (5) April 2009 (76) March 2009 (271) February 2009 (279) January 2009 (253) December 2008 (33) November 2008 (92) October 2008 (43) September 2008 (47) August 2008 (47) July 2008 (21) June 2008 (25) May 2008 (77) April 2008 (21) March 2008 (12) February 2008 (9) January 2008 (7) December 2007 (48) November 2007 (30) October 2007 (37) September 2007 (46) August 2007 (19) July 2007 (7) June 2007 (4) May 2007 (14) Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. Sardar G fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.” Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?” “Just a sec,” says the receptionist. “Thank you.” says the Sardar and hangs up. SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…. Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai. Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi. Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X . Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a shit ? “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory…. Subscribe to this blog Posts | Comments http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes/page/3   Page 3 / 6 Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory….   Sun 2 Dec 2007 Sardar Jokes Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  Live Scorcard: A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE” A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar: B.Com final year” Sardarji is filling up a job application……………………… He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected………………… After much thought he writes: Yes……………………….. . How do you make a Sardar laugh on “Saturday”? Tell him “a joke on Tuesday . How do you make a Sardar laugh on “Saturday”? Tell him “a joke on Tuesday . 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!” Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon…… SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE. MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA Interviewee; Wat z ur date of birth?Sardar: nov 28. Interviewer: which year? Sardar: abey ullu every year.   Mon 22 Oct 2007 Sardarji in Delhi Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says “Yes”. “Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder .” The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. “Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”  The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder “.   Mon 22 Oct 2007 Santa’s Chicken Farm Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes/page/3 Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. “Where are you going wrong,” said dealer. Page 4 / 6 Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. “Where are you going wrong,” said dealer. “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”    Mon 22 Oct 2007 Dear Banta Vahe Guru ! Sardarji’s M o m’s Letter Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I’m not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven’t seen them since. The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. B y the way I took Bahu to our club’s poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don’t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father’s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.   Sat 13 Oct 2007 Sardar Jokes Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes No Comments  A news channel gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen? Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi. News correspondent: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode. http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes/page/3 Sardar: oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya . Page 5 / 6 News correspondent: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode. Sardar: oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya .   « Previous Page Search http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/sardar-jokes/page/3 Page 6 / 6