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Santa : Yaar Banta ! Tujhe Pata Hai, Kal Raat Mere Saath Kya Hua ? Kal Jab Raat Ko Main Akela Sunsaan Raste Se Ghar Ja Raha Tha, To Do Aadmiyo Ne Chaaku Dikha Ke Mujhe Loot Liya. Pehle To Unhone Mujhe Daraaya, Phir Dhamkaaya Aur Mera Purse, Meri Chain, Meri Ghadi Sab Lekar Champat Ho Gaye. Banta : Ye To Bahot Bura Hua !!! Lekin Tum Apne Saath Hamesha Pistol Bhi To Rakhte Ho Na ?? Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi.
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Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market. Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet. Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi. Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho? Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha Why did Santa sleep with a scale? Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept. Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai. Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga… Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta ! Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si. Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si? Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai? Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
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Health Tips (23) Heart Break SMS (1) Sat 4 Apr 2009 Hindi Jokes (11) Hindi Shayari (27) Hindi SMS (64) Historical Qoutes (1) Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Keep it Up Banta Singh : Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Don’t take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my Seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You Appoint me Interviewer: …….!!!!!!! Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito. Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: two days before his funeral. Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of……. . Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers. Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The Judge askd him if he had anything to say in his defence. “They should not put up such misleading notices”, said Banta. “It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE” Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta Singh : Yes I have. Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it. Banta Singh : That’s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa Singh : Yes I have. Banta Singh : Well, my father killed it. Holi SMS (11) Hospital Jokes (6) Husband and Wife (14) Independence Day (11) Inspirational Quotes (38) Inspirational SMS (94) Insult SMS (27) Irish Jokes (3) Islamic SMS (1) IT Jokes (1) Jokes (21) Kannada SMS (1) Linguistic Jokes (5) Lohri SMS (2) Love Poems (51) Love Quotes (22) Love Shayari (8) Love SMS (64) Lovely SMS (1) Mahaveer Jayanthi SMS (2) Malayalam SMS (37) Mallu Jokes (2) Management Jokes (14) Marathi SMS (4) Marital Woes SMS (1) Marriage SMS (2) Milad-Un-Nabi SMS (2) Miscellaneous (5) Miss you SMS (31) Missing You (22) M M S (3) Monsoon SMS (1) Mothers Day SMS (5) Motivation SMS (3) Mullah Nasiruddin Jokes (16) Naughty SMS (2) Navratri SMS (16) New Year SMS (40) Office Jokes (4) Onam SMS (3) One Liners (3) Fri 6 Mar 2009
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Santa : Marriage is a 3 -Ring Circus. Banta : How.? Explain. Santa : Simple. It comprises of Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring and Suffering.
Fri 27 Feb 2009
Santa Jokes
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Santa : I Hate days like this.! A Whole day without Sunshine.! Banta : Yeah.! But, How come we Never have a Whole Night without Darkness.?
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Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile? Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte hai or mobile ka anguthe se ! Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B’day? I thought she wanted a car. Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car? Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’ Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai . A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said : He’s not my friend. Santa goes to buy a underwear… On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka. While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there’s nothing down here October 2009 (89) September 2009 (181) August 2009 (59) July 2009 (80) June 2009 (23) May 2009 (5) April 2009 (76) March 2009 (271) February 2009 (279) January 2009 (253) December 2008 (33) November 2008 (92) October 2008 (43) September 2008 (47) August 2008 (47) Wed 21 Jan 2009
Are You Relaxing.?
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Santa was lying in the beach. An American asks : Are you Relaxing.? Santa : I am Santa Singh. Another American : Are you Relaxing.? Santa : No. I’m Santa Singh. Santa left that place in anger. He then sees an American lying nearby, asks, Are you Relaxing.? American : Yes. Santa gives a Slap and says, All the people are Searching for You and You are Lying here.!
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Fri 16 Jan 2009
Santa Jokes
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Tourist- Whose Skeleton is that.? Santa, The GuideTipu’s skeleton Tourist- What about the smaller skeleton.? Santa- That’s Tipu’s Skeleton when he was a Child
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Wed 14 Jan 2009
Santa – Jeeto Jokes
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Jeeto the Wife- You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other Santa- Yes.! But, You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Wed 14 Jan 2009
Santa Jokes
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Why did Santa keep the Door Open while Bathing.? ? ? ? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the Key Hole.
Wed 14 Jan 2009
Santa Jokes
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A Lady to Santa, the Inspector My husband went to buy Potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet. Help. Santa – Ok. But, Why don’t you Cook Something Else.?
Tue 24 Jun 2008
Santa and Banta
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Santa- Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta. Banta- phir tumne kya kiya? Santa- Maine unse kaha salo ek ek karke Aayo, Phir batata hu! Banta- Phir? Santa- Phir kya Salo ne ek ek karke dubara Peeta. http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/santa-banta-jokes
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Banta- Phir? Santa- Phir kya Salo ne ek ek karke dubara Peeta.
Sun 30 Mar 2008
Sardar Jokes
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Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it…. Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’ Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-y e a r-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup… Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
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drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child _________________ If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’ Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-y e a r-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup… Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
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