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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party. Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B. -Fats Domino Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. -Plato Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. -Oscar Ameringer Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. -Dwight D. Eisenhower Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers of wisdom. -Plato One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. -Plato A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
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Oh, you mean We Caught him.?
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There was a little confusion at the meeting in the White House when Bush was told that Obama was coming, Bush said, “Oh, you mean We Caught him.?”
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Bushisms – George W Bush Quotes
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Bush has provided us with endless Amusement as result of his Faux Pas or ‘Bushisms’. A few of them : At George W. Bush’s Farewell Party A Board at the Entrance -
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with endless Amusement as result of his Faux Pas or ‘Bushisms’. A few of them : At George W. Bush’s Farewell Party A Board at the Entrance ‘Please Enter After Removing Your Shoes.! Thanks.’ 20. “I think we agree, the past is over”- May 10, 2000. 1 9 . “Those who enter the country Illegally Violate the law”- Nov. 28, 2005. 18. “I understand small business growth. I was one”- Feb. 19, 2000. 1 7 . “We don’t believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans”- Sep. 06, 2000. 1 6 . “They misunderestimated me”- Nov. 06, 2000. 15. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator”- Dec. 19, 2000. 1 4 . “I know the human being and fish coexist peacefully”- Sep. 29, 2004. 1 3 . “Rarely is the question asked : Is our children learning”- Jan. 11, 2000. 1 2 . “Well, I think if you say you’re going to do something and don’t do it, that’s trustworthiness”- Aug. 30, 2000. 1 1 . “This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating”- Apr. 23, 2002. 10. “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family”- Jan. 27, 2000. 09. “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we”- Aug. 05, 2004. 08. “I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I’m going to be the President of everybody”- Jan. 18, 2001. 07. “There is an old saying in Tennessee I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on – shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again”- Sep. 17, 2002. 06. “One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures”.- Jan. 03, 2000. 05. “I’m honoured to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein”- May 25, 2004. 04. “The truth of the matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the President of the United States http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/political-humor and the world would be a lot better off”- Oct. 08, 2004.
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by Saddam Hussein”- May 25, 2004. 04. “The truth of the matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the President of the United States and the world would be a lot better off”- Oct. 08, 2004. 03. “I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose you disarm, or we will”- Oct. 05, 2002. 02. “I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society”- Aug. 13, 2002.
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