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Wed 14 Jan 2009
Never attach yourself very close to any one in this world..
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True Lines : Never attach yourself very close to any one in this world.. Remember, you came alone to this world and you will have to leave alone as well..
Wed 14 Jan 2009
LIVE n LET LIVE
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“Past is a Waste Paper, Present is a Newspaper, Future is a Question paper, Life is an Answer paper,” So let us Carefully Read, Write and Live “LIVE n LET LIVE”
Wed 14 Jan 2009
What is wanted is not the will to believe…
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What is wanted is not the will to believe but the wish to find out, which is its exact opposite.- Betrand Russell. How sad would be November if we had no knowledge of the spring.- E. W. Teale.
Wed 14 Jan 2009
I f y o u T r u s t s o m e o n e…
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“If you Trust someone, Trust till the End; whatever the Results may be” In the end either you’ll have a Very Good Friend or a Very Good Lesson..
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THINK BEFORE You TALK
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ARGUMENTS Throw HEAT On The Subject, While DISCUSSIONS Throw LIGHT. Arguments Show Who is RIGHT, While Discussions Show WHAT is Right. (THINK BEFORE You TALK)
Wed 14 Jan 2009
LIFE Means..
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LIFE Means.. L : love I : Incidents F : Friends E : Emotions If you Miss ‘F’ in life.. Then LIFE Becomes a “LIE” So Don’t Forget Your “Friends” …….
Wed 14 Jan 2009
Food for Thought
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Food for Thought : Waiting for an opportunity is Laziness. Missing an opportunity is Foolishness. Creating an opportunity is Intelligence.
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CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either CONFERENCE: http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/wise-sms/page/5 The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
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Sad Shayari (2) LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/wise-sms/page/5 to all inventions Sad SMS (5) Santa Banta Jokes (13) Sardar Jokes (38) School Jokes (25) Shivratri SMS (2) Sindhi Jokes (1) Smile SMS (2) SMS Shayari (7) Sorry SMS (8) Stupid Jokes (1) Sweet Insults (2) Sweet SMS (4) T-Shirt Quotes (4) Tamil SMS (236) Teacher Day SMS (1) Teasing SMS (18) Thank You SMS (2) Thinking of You SMS (2) Tongue Twister SMS (2) Valentine's Day SMS (21) Weekend SMS (4) Wise SMS (121) Womens Day SMS (8) Words of Wisdom (58)
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ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! FATHER: A banker provided by nature CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you
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Wed 31 Dec 2008
New Quotes
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A friend in need is a pest indeed. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time. When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train. Born free, taxed to death. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? Beat the 5 O’clock rush, leave work at noon! If you can’t convince them, confuse them. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers The cigarette does the smoking, you are just the sucker. Someday is not a day of the week
Wed 31 Dec 2008
I ’ve learned….
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I’ve learned…. That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I’ve learned…. That when you’re in love, it shows. I’ve learned…. That just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day. I’ve learned…. That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I’ve learned…. That being kind is more important than being right. I’ve learned…. That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I’ve learned…. That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way. I’ve learned…. That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. I’ve learned…. That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. I’ve learned…. That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights
http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/wise-sms/page/5 when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
I’ve learned…. That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster
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understand. I’ve learned…. That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult. I’ve learned…. That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I’ve learned…. That we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for. I’ve learned…. That money doesn’t buy class. I’ve learned…. That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular . I’ve learned… That under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. I’ve learned…. That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I ‘ve learned…. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you. I’ve learned…. That love, not time, heals all wounds. I’ve learned…. That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am. I’ve learned…. That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile. I’ve learned…. That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. I’ve learned… That life is tough, but I’m tougher. I’ve learned…. That opportunities are never lost, someone will take the ones you miss. I’ve learned …. That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. I’ve learned…. That I wish I could have told my Mom and Dad that I loved them one more time before they passed away. I’ve learned…. That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them. I’ve learned…. That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. I’ve learned…. That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life. I’ve learned…. That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it. I’ve learned…. That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
Sat 27 Dec 2008
Inspiring sms messages
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1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. 3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration! 4. Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking! 5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!! 6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die! 7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! 8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
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9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
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8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure! 9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends! 10.All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! 11.Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? (which one you choose?) 12.10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Sun 7 Dec 2008
Are you important.?.
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Don’t say you’re not important, It simply isn’t true, The fact that you were born, Is proof, God has a plan for you. The path may seem unclear right now, But one day you will see, That all that came before, Was truly meant to be, God wrote the book that is Life, That’s all you need to know. Each day that you are living, Was written long ago. God only writes best sellers, So be proud of who you are, Your character is important, In this book, you are the ‘Star’
Sat 6 Dec 2008
Some logical thoughts and statments.
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Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. _____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____ In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back. _____ All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. _____ Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. _____ Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/wise-sms/page/5 _____
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speak. _____ Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. _____ If at first you don’t succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. _____ You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. _____ Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. _____ 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. _____ As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. _____ He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule. _____ If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late. _____ Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. _____ When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. _____ If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls. _____ Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. _____ You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. _____ The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. _____ After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. _____ If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. _____ Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker _____ Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more. _____ There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. _____ An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. _____ Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. _____ Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. _____ When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets. _____ Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. _____ Well done is better than well said . _____ Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. _____
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS. _____ Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. _____ Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS. _____ Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES. _____ Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Mon 1 Dec 2008
Don’t c r y i n L o v e
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The Golden words are “Don’t cry in Love” because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
Sun 30 Nov 2008
Dear All†¦
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Written with a pen sealed with a kiss If you are my friend please answer this Are we friends or are we not You told me once but I forgot So tell me know and tell me true So I can say I am here for you Of all my friends I have ever met, You are the one I wont forget And if I die before you do, I will go to heaven and wait for you
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