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If child labour is a big crime....
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Why Teacher gives us a lot of Homework.... ??? :p:p:p
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If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects ,

Then How could you expect a single student to learn Six subjects :p
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everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
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99% people backspaces their whole password when they just miss up one
letter... :)

Agreed Na?? :)
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Soniya gandhi to anna hazare :- aana hazare ji aap bar bar aanshan pe kyu
beth jate h0??
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aana hajare:-kya karu o lady m hu aadat se majbur :p
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Biggest lie ever: “yes,i have read and agree to the terms of use”
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That Unlucky moment :
When I try to hug the best person in the world
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My face hits with the Mirror :p :D
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AlwayS G!ve reSpecT tO InTerneT exploreR...
coz.....
withouT this you were noT able T0 downLoaD google chrome , mozila firefox
, safari , opera ..... :P :D :)
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Height Of Attitude
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A Sleeping Beggar puts a notice in front of him
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Please don't make noise by dropping coins
please use currency notes
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What is Willpower:
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its When you see 60 notification, 37msgs and 23 frnd requests.....
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And still you Click
"LOGOUT" ;) :P
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Ups and downs are essential to move ahead
in life...
because even in an ECG, a straight line
means death...!!!!
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Biggest Bezzati : -

Uncle : - Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..??

Boy : - Ji... " Engineering " ..!!

Uncle : - Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai - Wadhai Karte Hoge.. :P :P :D :P ..
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Rock-on Attitude Quote:

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Do U Like Me as I am?

Or Should I Pray GOD 2 Improve Ur Taste..??!!
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> People say that no sorry and thnx in friendship or in a relationship..
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But

... the reality is..

These two words save the relations...
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Our assignments always consist 2-5 pages less than, the person from whom
we copied :P
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Bill Gates says :-

"I will always choose a Lazy Person to do a difficult job .....
Because, he will find an easy way to do it."
Be lazy !!
Think Crazy ..!! :) :)
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Boy-
can i have a bite of your dairy milk?
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Girl-
kya mai apko jaanti hu?
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Boy-
jaldi de de bahen Samosa khake
aya hun,
mirchi lagi hai...
drame baad me kar liyo.
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That awesome moment :
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  when y0u're telling a j0ke
but can't finish it
  because y0ur laughing to0 hard ^_^ :D
  Then friends say.
  Pehlay hans lay
ya bol lay :)
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wife(to husband)--- is hafte hm dono bhut shpoping karenge........usse
agle hafte roj picture dekhenge or roj 5 star hotel mei khana
khayenge....
husband----fir usse agle hafte roj mandir chalenge...
wife----vo kyu ?????????
husband-------------bhik mangne.......:-)
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In A way I feel sorry for D kids Of NXT GENERATION!

Cz They'l have PARENTS who know how to check,
- LAST CALL DURATION,
- SENT MSGS &
- BROWSER HISTORY! =D >=)
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MUST READ
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Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at
mid-nyt
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Girl: - Hello Dear
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Boy :- Haan ji
(aa gayi maa ki
aankh pakaane)
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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal
raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha
chalo call kar loon
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Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke liye late karwaa
ke rahegi )
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Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao naa..
bore ho rahi hoon
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Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio
station
samajh rakha hai kya )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na.....
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Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki
taisi )
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Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai..
if u luv me den u will sing for me
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Boy : time kya ho raha hai .? dear
(yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa k hi
maanegi )
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Girl : -- 12:30
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Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein
bahut kaam hai
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Girl: -- tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto
mein karr lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh
teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic
sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fas gye beta toh
jhelna toh padega hi ab)
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait
kar rahe ho kya..?
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne
shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne
ko??
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin
aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number bhi
nahin lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai
toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh
Reshamiya )
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Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi
hain.. muhabbat bhi hai.. nazaakat
bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein..
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Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh
se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron m meri
behna hai.... :p
saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!
( Le aaj ke baad
naam nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh )
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Girl : - yeh kyu gaaya..?
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Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi
hai kamini )
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Girl: - hmm mujhe neend aa rahi
hai.. bye..
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Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno
toh.. tum
nahin sunaogi kya..? (mission
complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good
night..take Care jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan (jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke..
o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab
sounga kab aur Jagunga kab :p
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Once rajnikant appeared in exam of B.E.
Guess what happened?
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Failed..?
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Beta ye ENGINEERING hai.
Rajni ho ya Gajni...
Sabki hai BAJNI............. :D
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Shayri time ...:P :D

Mountain Dew Peekar Door Hua Fear..
Wah wah!!
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Mountain Dew Peekar Door Hua Fear..
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Exam Is Near But Our Basic Concepts Are Still Not Clear..! :P
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