Love Quiz by deathadderprateek

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									A young attractive teenage college
girl received love letter from her classmate. It was
as follows:

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My dear xyz,
Please answer the following
questionnaire.
The (a)'s carry 10 marks each,
(b)'s carry 5 marks each,
(c)'s carry 3 marks each!
If you have scored more than 40, then
you love me.Don't delay to express it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40,
love is budding in your heart and wait bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you
are in confusion whether to love me or not.

1) Whenever you enter the classroom, your sight
always falls on me because
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really.... am I doing it

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and
turn and look at me because
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered
and immediately you stopped singing because
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'd like your song

4) When you were showing your nude child photo,
when I asked for it, you hid it because
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy if I would imagine you nude
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, my friend and myself gave you
hand for lifting you.You took only my friend's because
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't
get into your bus.
(a) You were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they
came to college because
(a) I am going to be their groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next
day, you came with a rose on your head because
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day,   it was my birthday. You too came
to temple early   at 6:00 AM because
(a) you want to   pray along with me
(b) you want to   meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to   wish me at temple because you are spiritual


Eagerly awaiting the result of Love Exam
- abc



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xyz's reply letter was also in Q/A format.

Dear abc,
Please answer the following Yes/No
questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally
people entering the class,sees them
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and sees anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the
songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing photo to my friends who are girls. You
poked your nose inside....right?
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking.
Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No
6) Should I not wait for my friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower,
and banana's flower.Is it true?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could
see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered, "Yes" to any of
the question, then I do not love you. If you have
answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of
Love.
- BYE xyz

								
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