Insect & People

							An insect falls into a mug of beer...

# Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out

# American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

# Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

# Indian : "Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese
   and gets a new mug of beer."

# Pakistani : Puts the Insect in the beer. Accuses the Indian for
   throwing insect in to his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir.
   Asks the Chinese for Military aid.
   Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.