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					001. Best pickup line to approach a girl.
     Go to her and say, "Is your daddy a TERRORIST?"
     She will say, "What?"
     You say, "No, i asked becasuse you are a BOMB."

002. When in life, you wake-up and you don't see anyone...
     Then come to me, i will be there.............. to take you to an EYE SPECIALIST.

003. Phool bina khushbu bekar hai,
     Chand bina chandni bekar hai,
     Pyaar bina meri zindagi bekar hai,
     Aur mere SMS bina tumhara mobile bekar hai.

004. Sardar, instead of taking his pregnant wife to hospital, takes fer to pizza hut.
     WAITER: Why you have brought your wife here?
     SARDAR: Kyunki baahar 'FREE DELIVERY' likha hai.

005. Angraai wo leti hai, dum mera nikal jaata hai.
     Are zaalim perfume lagaane mein tera kya jaata hai.

006. G$$D PERSON,
     ITS YOU!
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     G$$D FRIEND,
     ITS YOU AGAIN!
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     G$$D HEART,
     THAT’S YOU!
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     G$$D WILL,
     IT’S ALSO YOU!
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     G$$D LOOKING,
     Ahh... Hold it...
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     It’s too much for you.
     Now its ME...

007.      ,,,,     |
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       Dear GOD, please make sure all those people who don't care to call me or SMS me,
       lose their cell phones.

008. Mere marne ke baad, aanshoo mat bahaana.
     Agar yaad meri aaye to upar chale aana.
     Agar main wahan na milu to...
     Samajh lena tum Narak mein ho.


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009. At 18 a lady is a football, 22 men after her.
     At 28 a lady is a Basketball, 10 men after her.
     At 38 a lady is a Golf ball, 1 man after her.
     At 48 a lady is a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

010. Ek aadmi apni wife ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijali
     chamkki, baadal garje. Aadmi bola, "lagta hai, upar pahunch gayi."

011. If computer were in PUNJABI then use:
     Send           : Sutto
     Insert          : Wich Pao
     Download       : Thale Pao
     Trash          : Miti Pao
     Ctrl Alt Delete: Syapa Mukao!

012. Suraj hua madham, chand jalne laga, main thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi.
     Sajna... kya ye pyar hai???
     Stupid ye pyar nahin EARTHQUAKE hai... bhaag le...

013. Aaj - didar,
     Kal - yaar,
     Pasro - pyar,
     Phir - eakrar,
     Phir - intezaar,
     Phir - takraar,
     Phir - daraar,
     Saari mehnat - bekaar,
     Aur aakhir mein EK AUR DEVDAS AT BEER BAR!!!

014. Teri yaad mein hamen dast lag gaye,
     Ye bhi aanshoo hai, bas rasta bhatak gaye.

015. You are an
     I.D.I.O.T.
     Intelligent, Decent, Impressive, Optimistic, Talented.
     Are you smiling now?
     * YOU IDIOT *

016. 2 Sardars go for a movie from 9 - 12. But come out at 10. Why???
     Because the name of the film was... 'DASTAK!!!'

017. Santa: What kind of pets get under your feet?
     Banta: Car-pets!

018. Father: Well son, how are your marks at school?
     Son: They are under water.
     Father: What do you mean by under water?
     Son: Below C Level!


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019. Sardar bought new umbrella and made a hole in it.
     Shop keeper asked: why did you made hole in new umbrella?
     Sardar: from that hole I can see whether it is raining or not.

020. Shaadi karani thi, par kismat khuli nahi.
     Taj-mahal banana tha, par Mumtaj mili nahi.
     Ek din kismat khuli, shaadi hui.
     Ab Taj-mahal banana hai, par Mumtaj marti nahi.

021. In a racing club, the horses have gone on a strike. The management decided to
     run donkeys instead of horses, so stop reading this SMS and report.

022. What is the similarity between MARRIAGE and MOBILE?
     Kaash! thode din ruk jaata to achccha model mil jaata.

023. Hontho se chhoo liya, ehsaas ab tak hai.
     Aankhen nam hain aur saanson mein aag ab tak hai.
     Aur kyun na ho...... Khaayi bhi to MIRCHI hai.

024. A chineese couple accidentally had twins without getting married.
     Guess what they named them...... JO HUA, SO HUA!

025. Every girl wants 1 guy to meet her all needs, while every guy wants all girls to
     make his 1 need.

026. Praji ek sawal hai. Why do people celebrate 14th Nov. as 'CHILDREN DAY’?
     Praji: Bada hi simple jawab hai.
     Valentines Day + 9 Months = Children Day

027. Mobile is like a woman -
     Talk’s non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when you are busy and when you need it
     urgently, there is no service.

028. Tumara har SMS mere rom-rom mein gudgudi paida karta hai, mera dil dhadkata hai,
     Kasoor tumhara nahi hai dost... mera mobile hi VIBRATION MODE pe rehta hai.

029. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains.
     Because the average man can see better than he can think.

030. At weddings, old aunts used to tease me saying, "YOU ARE NEXT! YOU ARE NEXT!"
     But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at
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     Funerals...!!!

031. Sorry to disturb you, you must be XYZ's friend.
     Could you inform him that his mobile is with me.
     He left it on my bed late last night. Sender:
     BRITNEY.


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032. Sharaab ek aisi buraai hai jo samaaz ko khokhla kar rahi hai.
     Aao ise milkar khatam karne ki kasam khaye.
     Ek botal tum khatam karo, ek hum karen.
     Cheers!!!

033.    ((((((()))))))
       ((; @) (@ ;))
         ( <._.> )
           \ '--.--' /
       Nah... take back your photo... my mom scared, cousin fainted, maid ran away and
       dog died.

034. Sometimes you find me staring at you!
     It's not coz you are cute but coz mom says devils have tails.
     I always wonder where is yours... ;->

035. Arz kiya hai...
     Durakht ke paimane pe chilman-e-husn ka furkat se yun sharmana...
     Agar pehli line samajh aa jaye to mujhe zaroor batana...

036. Nurse: mubaraq ho, Gabbar Singh! aapko beta hua hai. Bilkul aap par gaya hai,
     paida hote hi maa se bola, "Kitne aadmi the?"

037. Can you pronounce well? Read along...
     WOOF, ROOF, LOOF, SHOOF, LOOF, ROOF, POOF, WOOF, WOOF, ROOF.
     Test resulT: You are a good DOG. Now stop barking!

038. Raavan deceides to apologise to Ram. Knocks the door. Ram opens.
     Raavan stands, thinking. Guess what??? "SAALA! KIS MUNH SE MAANFI MAANGU?"

039. I have 1, you have 1, aunt uses uncle's 1, Chineese have short 1, Indians have
     long 1. Do you have your 1? How long is your 1?
     YES! I am talking about surname.

040. Aap aaye, aap ne khola, aapne nikala, aapne dala, apka kaam ho gaya, hum nikal
     kar khade hi reh gaye, kyunki hame daalna hi nahi aata.
     ATM CARD.

041. Zindagi mein tum bahut aange jaaoge...
     Kyunki tum jahan bhi jaate ho, log kahte hain... AAGE jaa!

042. I mix Rum with water, I felt drunk.
     I mix Gin with water, I felt drunk.
     I mix Whisky with water, I felt drunk.
     I swear I will not drink water.

043. Your brain is unique one. It has 2 parts.
     In LEFT part, nothing is right and in RIGHT part, nothing is left.


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044. Q: Whats the similarity between a Lady and a Chewing Gum?
     A: Both are sweet and tight in the begining, but become tasteless & Shapeless
     later.

045. Jin mein basi JAANAKI.
     Rum mein base RAM.
     Whisky mein base WISHNU.
     Shampaign mein base SHYAM.
     Kis kis ka tyaag karun... har bottle mein base BHAGWAAN.

046. A sardarni gives sardar a lotus on anniversary, in return he slaps her.
     When asked WHY?
     Sardar: You gave me BJP symbol so I gave you CONGRESS symbol.

047. Bajpayee's poem:
     Mujhe mil jaati sapno ki shehzadi,
     Mushraf ki beti se hoti meri shadi.
     Kashmir samashya ka hota samadhan,
     Milta dahej mein Pakistan.

048. Jab tum jaaoge is duniya se kahi dur, ek naya jahan paoge.
     Is baar jo hua so hua, par agli baar 1 lambi PUNCHH aur 4 TAANGE zarur paoge.

049. Tuhaar chehra moti ke samaan.
     Tuhaar kaan moti ke samaan.
     Tuhaar aankhen moti ke samaan.
     Tuhaar baal moti ke samaan.
     MOTI HAMAAR KUTTE KA NAAM.

050. Open with love...
     Main tumse kuchh kehna chahta hun...
     Wahi baat jo dil ko chhu jaaye, wahi pyaar ke 3 words...
     MERA BHARAT MAHAAN.

051. Two men looking for their lost wives.
     1st: what yours look like?
     2nd: she is 5'9", 36-24-36, fair, preety and yours?
     1st: forget mine, let’s look for yours!

052. Har jis dil mein mumtaz hai, har us dil ki chahat ek taj hai.
     Mere liye ye sab bakvaas hai, kyunki har pal badalti meri mumtaj hai.

053. Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga, ek surur sa uspe bhi chhaya hoga.
     Pahle to socha hoga ki khud hi rakh lun, phir use 'ZOO' ka khayal aaya hoga.

054. Smile you made it least at but. you too this sent that fool the curse probably will you,
     backwards this read to bother you after.
     CONFUSED? READ IT ULTA.


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055. Gora: America mein shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
     Sardar: Bhai hamare yaha to female se hi hoti hai.

056. Rent free accomodation available for short or long period. Khaana, peena, kapda,
     rehna... sab free. For more details, dial 100 and say "I KNEW TELGI..."

057. How do you recognise a sardar in school?
     They are the ones, who erase their note-books when the teacher erases the
     blackboard.

058. KYO AAJJ LATE?
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     ROJ TO TIME
     SE AATE HO,
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     AAO NA,
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     AUR PASS,
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     UNDERWEAR
     UTAARO,
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     SHARMAO MAT,
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     UPAR CHAD JAO.
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     '''|_____"TOILET"
     -.t''''''''''''')
     _ ;___ (


059. Arz kiya hai sms pe sms bhejte ho, bhej hej kar bheja kharab karte ho.
     Kud ke bheje mein to kuchh hai nahi, doosro ka bheja hua bhejte ho.

060. Nurse boli: mubarak ho Sardarji, aap papa ban gaye.
     Sardarji bole: meri wife ko mat bataana, main use surprise dunga.
TUM PAGAL HO

061. NASA... in 1997... discovered the difference between HUMANS and MONKEYS...
     Humans send SMS and monkeys read them.

062. E mamu, subha ho geli, chal uth ek cutting mast malai maar ke pile, thoda fresh ho ja or
     mast raapchik sms kar dal. Kya samjha, BOLE TO GOOD MORNING.

063. Jab jab hame pyas lagti hai, unke milne ki aas lagti hai.
     Unki deewangi mein hum ho gaye itne deewane, ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

064. Pak cricket team got kidnapped & 100 crores are demanded or else they will burn.

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       Please donate some. I have donated 15 litres kerosene.

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       Are paagali, dekh kya rahi hai? MACHCHHAR hai, maar de.

066. Chaiwala - bholi se surat aankhon me masti, door khadi sarmaye... aye... haye...
     Ladki - Kali si surat, hantho me ketli, door khada chillaye... chai... chai...

067. Taj kya cheeze hai, usse bhi badi emarat banaunga.
     Mumtaaz to mar kar dafan hui, aap ko zinda dafnaunga.

068. Khuda aap jaisa dost aur na banaye.
     Ye jo cartoon hamare paas hai, kahi common na ho jaye.

069. I want you in bed when i wake-up... in winters. I need you more for the warmth you
     give... you should be on my lips, always.
     I love you, NESCAFE!

070. GIRL: As a husband, I want a responsible man.
     MAN: That's me; whenever a child born to any of my neighbour, they say I am
     responsible.

071. kuttey ke pillay…
     kuttey ke pillay…
     kuttey ke pillay…
     kuttey ke pillay…
     Chote-chote hote hain aur bahut pyare-pyare hote hain.

072. God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja,
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      ye mujhe kisi ne bheja isiliye maine tumhe bheja...

073. AATI THI
     +jaati thi
     +hasti thi
     +hasati thi
     +bhagti thi
     +bhagati thi
     +dekhti thi
     +muskarati thi
     +aaj pata chala wo paagal thi.

074. Let me
     draw ur
     face!
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     Don’t
     MOVE!
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     Nearly
     Finish....... Arrey!
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     OK
     Done!
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     Wanna have
     a look?
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       ,******,
      ( @..@ )
        " ( --) "
     Cho Chweet!




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075. This time I'm sure and I'm gonna ask it...
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     DO
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     DO U
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     DO U L
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     DO U LU
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     DO U LUV
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     DO U LUV ME
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     DO U LUV MEAT
     OR U R PURE VEG.
     ?????????????????

076. Aaj do sweter aur pahan lo...
     Aaj pairo mein moje aur pahan lo...
     Aaj do blanket bhi od lo...
     Aaj maflar bhi pahan lo...
     Kya pata thand... KAL HO NA HO...

077. Namashkaar! Ye hamaari madhya ratri seva hai.
     Isme hum aadhi raat ko logon ki neend kharaab karte hain.
     Dhanayvaad! Ab so jaiye.
     GOOD NIGHT.

078. If ever in your life, you are very sad & lonely and feel that you have lost everything. I'll
     come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you, where to jump!

079. Gorge Bush ko IRAQ se tel magane ke liye 500 gadhe chahiye, 499 mil gaye hain...
     SMS milte hi niklo.

080. Today, Tomorrow & Forever... There will be one heart that would always beat for you.
     You know, whose............? Yours own!

081. Ek ladki thi diwani si, Mobile le ke gumti thi.
     Nazare jhuka ke sharma ke, mobile me kuchh karti thi.
     Jab bhi milti thi, mujhse punchha karti thi...
     YEH CHAALU KAISE HOTA HAI!!!

082. A boy meets her girlfriend. Both are in love. When they are about to kiss, suddenly a
     dog came and kissed the girl.
     'WHERE EVER YOU GO OUR NETWORK FOLLOWS.'

083. Santa was standing below a tube-light with an open mouth.
     WHY?

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      Because his doctor advised him, "Aaj light hi khana."


084. Wah re Gandhi, kya chali teri aandhi.
     Aaya tha langot mein, ghoos gaya 500 ke note mein.

085. Aapki chaal mor jaisi, awaj koyal jaisi, dimaag lomdi jaisa, gussa sher jaisa, aankhen
     hiran jaisi. Kitna achchha hota agar 2-3 qualities insaano jaisi hoti.

086. Ghunghat me tujhe dekha to diwana hua, sangit ka tarana hua, sama ka parwana hua,
     masti ka mastana hua. Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya... is duniya se rawaana hua!!!

087. Sardar to his friend: O yaar! main badi mushkil mein hun meri biwi mujhse 1 kiss
     ka 100/- leti hai. Friend: O yaar! tu lucky hai, auro se to 500/- leti hai.

088. Ummid ki manzil dah gayi, aankhon se aansu ki dhara bah gayi.
     Tumhari bhi kya izzat rah gayi, jab college ki ladki BHAIYA kah gayi.

089. A
     B
     C
     D
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     A - you are attractive
     B - you are the best
     C - you are cute
     D - you are dear to me
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     E
     F
     G
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     E - you are exelant
     F - you are funny
     G - you are good looking
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     H
     I
     J
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     H - he he he!
     I - i am
     J - joking!

090. Wo DOSTI kya jisme DURIYAN na ho.
     Wo APNAPAN kya jisme LADAAI na ho.
     Wo DIL kya jisme DARD na ho.
     Wo CELL kya jisme MERA SMS na ho.


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091. Roses are red, sky is blue.
     Monkey like you, should be kept in ZOO.
     Don't get surprised, if you see me there too.
     Not in the cage, but laughing at you. Ha... Ha... Ha...

092. Dress code for a party "BLACK TIE" only. Banta goes for the party & surprised that
     other guests are wearing SUITS also.

093. Take me to some place where no one is.
     Hold of by my sides.
     Rip me naked.
     Take me to your lips & have a BRAKE!!!
     I am a KIT-KAT.

094. Specially aap ke liye -
     Kya azib hai jalve tere, kya gazab style hai.
     Naak saf karne ki tamiz nahi, aur haanth mein mobile hai.

095. Raat ki tanhai mein jo tang kare,
     Karvaten badalne par majboor kare,
     Chupke se kaan mein sargoshi kare,
     Aur gardan choom le... to samajh jaana ki wo...
     MACHCHHAR hai.

096. Aap ke naam ko chand pe sajaana chahte hain...
     Aap ke naam ko chand pe sajaana chahte hain...
     Par kya karen ye kambakht khyal "AMAWAS" ki raat ko hi aate hain.

097. Hum raat ki tanhai mein tumhe aawaz dete hain, aur sitaaron se aapka jikr kiya karte
     hain. Na aao khawabon mein hamare, hum bhooton se dara karte hai.

098. Apun dono mein Cute kaun? attractive kaun? Charming kaun?Intelligent kaun? Smart
     kaun? Good-looking kaun? Famous kaun?Woh tum to ho nahi, to bacha KAUN?
     Reply: But ek cheez to reh hi gayi, BEWKOOF KAUN? Ab theek hai, kunki wo to tum hi
     ho....

099. If you want to be a winner in life, want to become a great person, listen to what WOMAN
     says... AND DO THE OPPOSITE...

100. What are you doing? Kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi rehna, tumhari jaan ko khatra hai.
     Aaj baahar mat nikalna, kyunki city mein aaj bandar pakdne wale aane wale hain.

101. A sardar tells a girl, "Come to my home tonight, there will be no one".
     The girl goes to his home and finds it locked.

102. Arguing with your boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while, you realize that
     while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.

103. Jab tum hanste ho to jagta hai insaan bhi kabhi bandar tha. Please naraaz na hona...

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      Kyunki jab tum naraaz hote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

104. Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai, ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai todard
     hai, dard hai to 'ZANDU BAAM' hai.....!! LAGALE LAGALE.

105. Thodi der pahle wo aayi, pahle bed par phir mujh par sawaar hui, uske chhune se
     badi garmahat hui, wo koi aur nahi, DHOOP thi.

106. Bachelor's schedule -
     Monday ko dosti,
     Tuesday ko pyar,
     Wednesday ko shadi,
     Thursday ko barbadi,
     Friday ko fighting,
     Saturday ko talaaq,
     Sunday ko rest,
     Monday ko NEXT!

107. The secret of being young -
     Sleep the right no. of hours,
     Go with the right crowd,
     Eat the right food &
     Tell the wrong AGE.

108. A group of elephants sitting on the street, a good looking female elephant passes
     by.
     What does the loafer elephant say? "WOW!! 36000, 24000, 36000"

109. Aap ho kitne achche ho, aap ho kitne pyare ho,
     Ek aap ho kitne smart ho, aap ho kitne sachche ho,
     Ek hum hain jo JHOOT PE JHOOT bole ja rahe hain.




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110. Exam's
     are
     like
     GIRL FRIENDS:
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     1. Too Many
        Questions.
     2. Difficult to
        Understand.
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     3. More
        Explanation
        is
        Needed.
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     4. Result
        is
        always
        "FAIL".

111. Girls make you tense,
     Girls make you greedy,
     Girls make you cry,
     Girls put you in trouble,
     So give your problem to me and send all your girl-friends' Cell Nos to me.

112. Abe pipal ke ped ke sukhe hue patte me chhupe hue bhoot ke panje ki last ungli
     ke tute hue naakhun se behte hue khoon ke BIMAAR BACTERIA ki Potty ke
     MOLECULE! How are you?

113. Nain nashile, bul gulabi, te gallan utte laali layee hoyi hai.
     Tu apne aap nu zyada soni na samaj, appan tere to wi soni fasayee hoyi he...!

114. Jane wo kaisi hogi, shayad wo aisi hogi, shayad wo waisi hogi, jyada mat soch...
     Tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.

115. Hindustan me 3 hi cheez popular hain...
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       ,,,
      ('',)
     <)> apun
      ./<, ..
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       ,,,
      (,'')/"
      <)" apun ka
       ./ > ishtyle...&
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       ('',)/"
       ./ )"apun ka
      ./ SMS..




116. Devdaas ko baap ne kaha duniya chhod do.
     Maa ne kaha paaro ko chhod do.
     Paaro ne kaha sharab chhod do.
     Par aap se kisne kaha SMS karna chhod do. <I MISS YOU>

117. Height of +ve thinking...
     You look in the sky and bird shits in your eye.
     You neither scream nor you cry.
     You simply wipe it and thank GOD that cows don't fly.

118. Please do smoke regularly and every moment.
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     SMOKE???
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     S - Send
     M - Me
     O - One
     K - Kool sms
     E - Everyday!!!
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     So smoke freely!!!


119. This is MAGIC!
     Press down 12 times and you will become CUTE!!!
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     (12 BLANKS)
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     Remember I am the first one who fooled you!
     HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY!

120. In case of FIRE, press down
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     (BLANK)
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     Abe sardar! not now... in case of 'FIRE' only.
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121. Aaj
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     Raat
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     Thik
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     12
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     Baje
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     Ke
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     Baad
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     (12 blanks)
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     1 bajega!!!
     GOOD NIGHT

122. This is not fair! How could you do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole
     channel on your name and you didn't even tell me...? ANIMAL PLANET.

123.      + + +
       Keep a strong faith.
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       Pray for our friendship.....
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       Pray (4 Times)
       -------------------------
       STUPID, I said PARY NOT PRESS!

124. Once a sardar kid was beaten by his teacher on his bums. After reaching at home,
     while looking it in a mirror, he said, "kitne zor se maara hai, do tukde ho gaye."

125. Aap hain ek phool gulaab ka, aap hain ek phool chameli ka.
     Aap hain ek phool kamal ka, aur aap hi hain ek fool 1st April ka.
     HAVE A WONDERFUL "FOOLS DAY"!!!

126. THIS cat IS cat A cat GOOD cat WAY cat TO cat KEEP cat AN cat FOOL cat
     BUSY cat ON cat APRIL cat FOOL'S cat DAY cat!
     * Now read it all without the word 'cat'!!!




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127. 1
     Message
     Received
     -----------------
     1
     Cool person
     sent it.
     -----------------
     1
     Fool is
     reading it.
     -----------------
     1
     Fool is
     angry.
     -----------------
     1
     Fool is still
     reading.
     -----------------
     1 Fool will
     forward this
     sms to
     another fool.
     -----------------
     APRIL FOOL

128. www.fools.com
     ---------------------
     Found!
     ---------------------
     (BLANK)
     ---------------------
     Loading...
     ---------------------
     ||||
     10%
     ---------------------
     |||||||||
     30%
     ---------------------
     ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
     100%
     ---------------------
     Done!
     ---------------------
     YOU ARE SUCCEFULLY LOADED AS FOOL.



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129. You are my sweetest friend!
     To kya karun? Naachu?? OK!
     -------------------------
     < ('',)/
          ))
         / >
     -------------------------
     < (.'')/
        ((
        >>
     -------------------------
        ('',)/
       <))
         <<
     -------------------------
     < (.'')>
        ((
       < >
     -------------------------
       ('',)
     <))>
       >>
     -------------------------
        ('',)/
      <))
         >> ab khush!

130. Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man. But behind a satisfied
     woman, there is an exhausted man!

131. Hey Bhagvan!!
     -------------------------
                  ===
     ,***,     ('" . ' . "')
     (c'?            //
      >-- </"") ((,,
     -------------------------
     Jo log mujhe sms nahi karte unki girlfriend bhaag jaaye!!!

132. Sing this song:
     So gaya ye jahan so gaya ashma,
     So gayee hain saari manzile.. so gaya hai rasta...
     Oye kitna gaayega? sab so gaye...

133. Mohabbat ek baar ki jaye to BHOLAPAN hai,
     Do baar ki jaye to APNAPAN hai,
     Teen baar ki jaye to DEEWANAPAN hai,
     Aur tab bhi na baaz aao to KAMEENAPAN hai.


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134.     v
       <">
        JL
       ------------------------- (10 times)
       kal phir aaunga, dum hai to hilakar dikha !

135. Ehh, Do you want a new ring tone? Wait for 5 secs...
     -------------------------
     05....
     -------------------------
     04....
     -------------------------
     03...
     -------------------------
     02..
     -------------------------
     01.
     -------------------------
       ) "(
      / ).)...Purrrr....
     !.../!./
     -------------------------
     Nice Tone...???
     HE... HE... HE...

136. We like each other because
     --------------------
     u think I m Nice
     --------------------
     I think u r Nice
     --------------------
     u think I m Cool
     --------------------
     I think u r Cool
     --------------------
     u think I m Sweet
     --------------------
     I think u r Sweet
     --------------------
     u think I m Smart
     --------------------
     I think u r Right.

137. Life brings you – KABHI KHUSI KABHI GHAM.
     For how long – NA TUM JAANO NA HUM.
     So what do you say – MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE?
     Be’coz you never know – KAL HO NA HO.
     Don’t worry – MAIN HUN NA.


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138. Birds love you,
     Monkey love you,
     Hippos love you,
     Chimpanzee love you,
     Tortoise love you,
     Giraffe love you,
     Please return to zoo,
     They all miss you.

139. Chandramukhi aur paaro noor aap pe barse, har koi aap ki chahat ko tarse !
     Aapko mile itni ladkiya ki aap apni biwi ke sath sone ko tarse !!!

140. Kya aapke sir pe SEENGH hain?
     NO !
     JUST CHECK IT.
     CHECKED ?
     YES !
     NAHI HAIN ?
     NAHI !
     ARE YOU SURE ?
     YES !
     Koi baat nahi ! GADHE ke hote bhi nahi.

141. Jaise loha lohe ko katata hai,
     Jaise sona sone ko katata hai,
     Jaise zehar zehar ko katata hai,
     Jaise heera here ko katata hai,
     -----------------------------------------
     Waise hi…
     -----------------------------------------
     Ek din…
     -----------------------------------------
     (Blank)
     -----------------------------------------
     Tujhe kutta katega!

142. When you are alone…
     Don’t think of me
     ------------------------------
     When you are crying…
     Don’t think of me
     ------------------------------
     When you are upset…
     Don’t think of me
     ------------------------------
     Just call me.
     ------------------------------
     My incoming is free…


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143. Don’t marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on you.
     Don’t marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians.
     Don’t marry IDEA girl, she touches you tomorrow.
     Don’t marry RELAINCE girl, she takes you in her mutthi mein.
     Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows you.

144.            SMS
       --------------------------
                BHEJ
       --------------------------
                NAHI TO
       --------------------------
       “r--._,----------.
        “-, .c-.-----“”””
          / |--“
         C_J KHALLAS!!

145. Always SMILE, OK?
     ----------------------------
     because Your Smile
     is so cute.
     ----------------------------
     show me a sample !
     ----------------------------

            ,,,,/ /,,,,
          / @ .. @ ) WOW
       (.________,) so
               ) (        CUTE !
       ----------------------------
       Keep Smiling !

146. Zindagi mein teen cheese kabhi bhi aa sakti hain…
     ------------------------
     PAISA
     ------------------------
     MAUT
     ------------------------
     aur
     ------------------------
     aur???
     ------------------------
     aur…???
     ------------------------
     MERI YAAD!!!

147. Sardar apni wife ke sath coffee shop gaya. Hot coffee order ki. Aate hi bola, “ jaldi se
     pile.” Wife boli, “why?” Be’coz hot is Rs. 5 and cold is Rs. 20 !


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148. 11
     10
     to
     1
     --------------
     LET ME
     BE FIRST
     PERSONAL
     IN THE
     --------------
     WORLD
     TO GREET
     THE MOST
     IMPORTANT
     --------------
     DAY IN
     YOUR LIFE!
     1 DAY IN
     ADVANCE
     --------------
     HAVE A
     WONDERFUL
     “FOOLS DAY”
     ITS YOUR DAY.

149. Aasmaan mein dekha, tum nazar aaye.
     Chand mein dekha, tum nazar aaye.
     Taaron mein dekha, tum nazar aaye.
     Are bhai, THODA SIDE ho to kuchh aur nazar aaye.

150. Everybody wants someone special…
     someone nice…
     someone loving…
     someone cute…
     someone perfect…
     someone attractive.
     Why always ME yaar???




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