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					(1) BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
    Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
    Beppo Singh: 9
    Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
    Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
    twisted the figure, The answer is 6!!
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    ===== (2) BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED.
    Beppo Singh: (crying) The doctor called, my mother is
    dead.
    Friend: Condolences, my friend.After 2 minutes Beppo
    Singh
    cries even louder
    Friend: what now?
    Beppo Singh: My sister just called, her mother died
    too!
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    =====(3) BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR
    GRANDSON.
    Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
    Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
    Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know
    the alphabet yet!!
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    ===== (4) BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
    Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator
    for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.
    Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on
    the escalator for 3 hrs.
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    (5) One day Sardarji was sitting in his office on
    the 13th floor of a building when a man came
    running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your
    daughter Preeto just died
    in an accident".
    Sardarji was in a panic. Not knowing what to do he
    jumped from his office window. While coming down,
    when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he
    didn't have a daughter named Preeto.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was
not married. When he was about to hit the ground he
remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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(6) A Sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read.
here was no story whatsoever, and there were far too
many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."
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(7) Three Sardarji's were fast approaching long distance
leaving train, two of them got into the train & third one
remain on the platform, suddenly he started crying,
people around
when asked him the reason for crying, he mentioned
that two of my friends got into the train leaving me on
the platform. Everybody advised him to take it easy &
look for the next train.
Suddenly Sardarji started laughing loudly, when people
asked him with surprise he mentioned that actually I was
supposed to go in that train, my other two friends had
come to see off me.

				
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