(1) BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL. Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Beppo Singh: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, The answer is 6!! ================================= ===== (2) BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED. Beppo Singh: (crying) The doctor called, my mother is dead. Friend: Condolences, my friend.After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder Friend: what now? Beppo Singh: My sister just called, her mother died too! ================================= =====(3) BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON. Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! ================================= ===== (4) BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR. Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure. Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. ================================= ===== (5) One day Sardarji was sitting in his office on the 13th floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident". Sardarji was in a panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down, when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh. =================================== (6) A Sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. here was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book." ================================== (7) Three Sardarji's were fast approaching long distance leaving train, two of them got into the train & third one remain on the platform, suddenly he started crying, people around when asked him the reason for crying, he mentioned that two of my friends got into the train leaving me on the platform. Everybody advised him to take it easy & look for the next train. Suddenly Sardarji started laughing loudly, when people asked him with surprise he mentioned that actually I was supposed to go in that train, my other two friends had come to see off me.