True Desi by deathadderprateek


									                  True Desi

1. Say open or close the light.

2. Say chok-o-late instead of chocolate.

3. Say Hullo instead of Hello.

4. Say Vot instead of What.

5. Everything you eat is sautéed in garlic, onion,
   chili and tomatoes.

6. Try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of
   course aluminum foil.

7. You try to eject food particles from between your
   teeth by pressing your tongue against them and
   making a peculiar noise like, tshick, tschick,
   tschick or pphht.

8. Nibble at a toothpick like dessert.

9. Say hello by simply raising your eyebrow.

10. Automatically shorten peoples name even though
    they are already short. Know some one named
    either, bobby, inky, pinky, chinky, or tinku.

11. Are standing next to the two largest size suitcases
    at the airport.

12. Arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think
    it's the norm.

13. Snap your fingers while dancing in a group.

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