MALAYALEES One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop. Two Malayalees is a boat race. Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket. Four Malayalees is an oil slick. TAMILIANS One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler. Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad. Three Tamilians is a classical music school. Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club. ANDHRAITES One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver. Two Andhraites is a spice shop. Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry. BENGALIS One Bengali is a sweet shop. Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie. Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group. Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement. RAJASTHANIS One Rajasthani is a cattle-seller. Two Rajasthanis is a mason. Three Rajasthanis is a puppetry outfit. Four Rajasthanis is a dance-drama. GOANS One Goan is Remo Fernandes. Two Goans is a Feni distillery. Three Goans is a football club. Four Goans is an all-night-long party. MANGALOREANS One Mangalorean is a betel-nut seller. Two Mangaloreans can't stand one another. Three Mangalorean is a Udupi restaurant. Four Mangaloreans is a fanatical Konkani Sabha. BOMBAYITES One Bombayite is a hawker. Two Bombayites is a film industry. Three Bombayites is a bustling slum. Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train crowd. MAHARASHTRIANS One Maharashtrian is a bus conductor. Two Maharashtrians is a kabaddi player. Three Maharashtrians is a pickle factory. Four Maharashtrians is a Shiv Sena Shakha. GUJARATIS One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train. Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai train. Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train. Four Gujaratis is a bhajan singing session in a Mumbai train. SARDARJIS One Sardarji is a truck-driver. Two Sardarjis is a roadside dhaba. Three Sardarjis is a terrorist outfit. Four Sardarjis are always found in jokes. SINDHIS One Sindhi is a currency racket. Two Sindhis is a papad factory Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop. Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around (yeech!). BIHARIS One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis is a caste killing. Four Biharis is the total literacy rate in the state. BHAIYYAS One Bhaiyya is a milkman. Two Bhaiyyas is a chanawala (or panipuri wala). Three Bhaiyyas is a temple-destruction squad. Four Bhaiyyas is a halwai shop. (And 12 Bhaiyyas is one SMALL, happy family). KASHMIRIS One Kashmiri is a boatman. Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory. Three Kashmiris is a tourist agency. Four Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit. KANNADIGAS One Kannadiga is a coffee estate. Two Kannadiga is a Udupi restaurant. Three Kannadiga is a pepper powder factor. Four Kannadiga is an anti-Cauvery squad.
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