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This a sample from the project Funny Things Collection (a global home entertainment opportunity).
www.funnythingscollection.com So, you decided to download this sample. Because it is available on many places on the Internet we have to specify that it is related to our special project “Funny Things Collection” (on the website at http://www.funnythingscollection.com) We want to help people to smile more and be- cause that we collect and recommend weekly the best funny things we can find on the Internet. Anyone can have delivered our weekly 15-20 pages pdf , for one or even two years, if decides to participate sustaining our project. The participa- tion means a contribution value $ 25 or $ 50, on our page at one legitimated Crowd Funding web- site. All payment are made by PayPal (or credit cards via PayPal). You are invited to participate. Read all details at our website. Disclaimer: All the materials included in this and inside all others pdf are the property of their authors even if no info about author was specified at the source website. Our action is defined as “recommending” because we think that many people can benefit from them to smile and laugh more. This is a sample, like our regular pdf editions. Enjoy and have fun ! IMPORTANT NOTICE: On the next page, as on all our future editions, you will find some links to watch funny videos. If you have a PC with Windows , by default, when you click on the links they will open using Internet Explorer installed on your PC. When those videos are uploaded on Youtube, a problem may occur because Youtube don’t longer accept to work with older versions of Internet Explorer, so even the video page will open the video will not play. There is an only way to solve this: to copy the link and to paste it on other browser, like Mozilla Firefox or Google Chrome. Because you can’t copy the link from the pdf, we provide an Word document containing all the links of the videos from this pdf. If you will have this problem please go to this page where things are again explained and download the .doc document: http://www.funnythingscollection.com/download.html FUNNY VIDEOS (Click on the links or on the images. You will see them at Youtube). 1.Baby dancing to Beyonce http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTxfIDYx6Q 2. Weird things that I can do with my face http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ot6Uukt1bQ 3. Can’t stop laughing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26a8JITwImQ 4. Man covered in 5000 scorpions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv2l4v2fb_Y 5.Guy has weird voice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvElQcbzbXE 6.Wolf dog sings to a baby to stop his cry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhA_TTKetyM 7.Two drunk man try to put wood on the bike http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88OpWbSUrWM 8.Clapping without hands http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Osu4zew6pU 9.Funny cats in water http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctJJrBw7e-c 10.Angry Squirell (Sweet !) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ35zawvdWs FUNNY STORY (from www.superlaugh.com) Weight Loss Plan A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!" He lost 63 pounds that week. CARTOONS JOKES Girls are like mobile phones: they love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button - you'll be disconnected! =============== Types of IT Girls: HARD DISK GIRL - she remembers everything about you. FOREVER! RAM GIRL - she forgets about you when she turns around WINDOW GIRL - all know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER GIRL - she's good for nothing but at least she's fun INTERNET GIRL - allways difficult to access SERVER GIRL - allways busy when you need her MULTIMEDIA GIRL - she makes terrible things look beautiful PROCESSOR GIRL - she is always faster and faster. EMAIL GIRL - from every 10 things she says, 9 are nonsense. VIRUS GIRL - also known as "wife". She comes when you are not expecting her, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall virus girl you will lose something, but if don't uninstall her - you will lose everything... PROVERBS You have debts, and make debts still; if you've not lied, lie you will. - Spanish Proverb Everything new is beautiful. - Italian Proverb Women's tears are a fountain of craft. - Italian Proverb There is no little enemy. - German Proverb Who will not when he can, can't when he will. - Portuguese Proverb He who lives in a glass house should be the last to throw stones. - German Proverb The earth hides as it takes, the physician's mistakes. - Spanish Proverb I stubborn and you stubborn, who is to carry the load? - Spanish Proverb He who has once burnt his mouth always blows his soup. - German Proverb A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health; fond of friars, little honour. - Spanish Proverb That is pleasant to remember which was hard to endure. - Italian Proverb Three things must epigrams, like bees, have all, A sting, and honey, and a body small. - Spanish Proverb The boy is father to the man. - Spanish Proverb He that never fails never grows rich. - Italian Proverb Once burned by milk you will blow on cold water. - Russian Proverb A fast is better than a bad meal. - Irish Proverb You must crack the nuts before you can eat the kernel. - Irish Proverb Make good flour and you need no trumpet. - Portuguese Proverb Ever drunk, ever dry. - Italian Proverb Crap or get off the pot. - American Proverb Lay it on thick and some of it will stick. - Italian Proverb Noble and common blood is of the same color. - German Proverb A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. - Irish Proverb What is whispered in your ear tell not to your husband. - Spanish Proverb Blind is the bookless man. - English Proverb Sugared words generally prove bitter. - Spanish Proverb Good luck makes its way in by elbowing. - Spanish Proverb What's of no use is too dear at a gift. - German Proverb Don't cry till you are out of the wood. - American Proverb Blessings on him that said, Face about. - Spanish Proverb A cracked pot never fell off the hook. - Italian Proverb Ask my chum if I am a thief. - Italian Proverb Laws were made for rogues. - Italian Proverb Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. - Spanish Proverb The well-dressed woman draws her husband away from another woman's door. - Spanish Proverb The dog that barks much, bites little. - Portuguese Proverb All are not cooks who carry long knives. - German Proverb No one can guard against treachery. - German Proverb When old horses get warm, they are not easily held in. - German Proverb Discover not your silent money (i.e. your hoarded money) to anybody. - Spanish Proverb The fertile field becomes sterile without rest. - Spanish Proverb Whatever way you take there is a league of bad road. - Spanish Proverb Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life will be happy. - Japanese Proverb The office teaches the man. - German Proverb When pleasure interferes with business, give up business. - American Proverb Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. - American Proverb FUNNY PICS ...and a little surprise on the next page... This is a wallpaper. Do you like it ? You can download it right now at many sizes from http://crazy-frankenstein.com/funny-misc-wallpapers.html Look for the image “cleaning-gentle-funny-wallpaper” (or just search for this in Google; many download locations). That is all ! Do you like this sample ? Do you want to receive a such pdf link to download and have fun ? Go to our website, at http://www.funnythingscollection.com and apply to sustain our project with $25 or $50 and you will have our weekly pdf for one year or two. You can have too your adver- tising inside. We want to hear from you ! Our project is explained in full at the website and on our page at the Crowd Funding website. If you need more info: email@example.com
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