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Funny Things Collection (sample)

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This a sample from the project Funny Things Collection (a global home entertainment opportunity).

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   So, you decided to download this sample.
   Because it is available on many places on the
Internet we have to specify that it is related to our
special project “Funny Things Collection” (on the
website at http://www.funnythingscollection.com)

   We want to help people to smile more and be-
cause that we collect and recommend weekly the
best funny things we can find on the Internet.

    Anyone can have delivered our weekly 15-20
pages pdf , for one or even two years, if decides to
participate sustaining our project. The participa-
tion means a contribution value $ 25 or $ 50, on
our page at one legitimated Crowd Funding web-
site. All payment are made by PayPal (or credit
cards via PayPal). You are invited to participate.
Read all details at our website.

  Disclaimer:
  All the materials included in this and inside all
others pdf are the property of their authors even
if no info about author was specified at the source
website. Our action is defined as “recommending”
because we think that many people can benefit
from them to smile and laugh more.


 This is a sample, like our regular pdf editions.

                Enjoy and have fun !
IMPORTANT NOTICE:

On the next page, as on all our future editions, you will
find some links to watch funny videos. If you have a PC
with Windows , by default, when you click on the links
they will open using Internet Explorer installed on your
PC. When those videos are uploaded on Youtube, a
problem may occur because Youtube don’t longer accept
to work with older versions of Internet Explorer, so even
the video page will open the video will not play.

There is an only way to solve this: to copy the link and to
paste it on other browser, like Mozilla Firefox or Google
Chrome. Because you can’t copy the link from the pdf,
we provide an Word document containing all the links of
the videos from this pdf.

If you will have this problem please go to this page where
things are again explained and download the .doc
document:

 http://www.funnythingscollection.com/download.html
                      FUNNY VIDEOS
(Click on the links or on the images. You will see them at Youtube).

              1.Baby dancing to Beyonce




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTxfIDYx6Q

        2. Weird things that I can do with my face




     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ot6Uukt1bQ
       3. Can’t stop laughing




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26a8JITwImQ


    4. Man covered in 5000 scorpions




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv2l4v2fb_Y
            5.Guy has weird voice




 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvElQcbzbXE


   6.Wolf dog sings to a baby to stop his cry




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhA_TTKetyM
 7.Two drunk man try to put wood on the bike




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88OpWbSUrWM


         8.Clapping without hands




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Osu4zew6pU
           9.Funny cats in water




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctJJrBw7e-c


         10.Angry Squirell (Sweet !)




 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ35zawvdWs
                    FUNNY STORY
              (from www.superlaugh.com)

                    Weight Loss Plan

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight
loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around
her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same
thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he
has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his
life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have
me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no
such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him
gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself,
he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is
our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing
but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.
CARTOONS
                           JOKES

Girls are like mobile phones: they love to be held, talked to,
but if you press the wrong button - you'll be disconnected!

===============
Types of IT Girls:

HARD DISK GIRL - she remembers everything about you.
FOREVER!

RAM GIRL - she forgets about you when she turns around

WINDOW GIRL - all know that she can't do a thing right, but
no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRL - she's good for nothing but at least
she's fun

INTERNET GIRL - allways difficult to access

SERVER GIRL - allways busy when you need her

MULTIMEDIA GIRL - she makes terrible things look
beautiful

PROCESSOR GIRL - she is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRL - from every 10 things she says, 9 are
nonsense.

VIRUS GIRL - also known as "wife". She comes when you
are not expecting her, installs herself and uses all your
resources. If you try to uninstall virus girl you will lose
something, but if don't uninstall her - you will lose
everything...
                       PROVERBS

You have debts, and make debts still; if you've not lied, lie
you will. - Spanish Proverb
Everything new is beautiful. - Italian Proverb
Women's tears are a fountain of craft. - Italian Proverb
There is no little enemy. - German Proverb
Who will not when he can, can't when he will. - Portuguese
Proverb
He who lives in a glass house should be the last to throw
stones. - German Proverb
The earth hides as it takes, the physician's mistakes. - Spanish
Proverb
I stubborn and you stubborn, who is to carry the load? -
Spanish Proverb
He who has once burnt his mouth always blows his soup. -
German Proverb
A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not
sore is worse. - American Proverb
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health;
fond of friars, little honour. - Spanish Proverb
That is pleasant to remember which was hard to endure. -
Italian Proverb
Three things must epigrams, like bees, have all, A sting, and
honey, and a body small. - Spanish Proverb
The boy is father to the man. - Spanish Proverb
He that never fails never grows rich. - Italian Proverb
Once burned by milk you will blow on cold water. - Russian
Proverb
A fast is better than a bad meal. - Irish Proverb
You must crack the nuts before you can eat the kernel. - Irish
Proverb
Make good flour and you need no trumpet. - Portuguese
Proverb
Ever drunk, ever dry. - Italian Proverb
Crap or get off the pot. - American Proverb
Lay it on thick and some of it will stick. - Italian Proverb
Noble and common blood is of the same color. - German
Proverb
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the
doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
What is whispered in your ear tell not to your husband. -
Spanish Proverb
Blind is the bookless man. - English Proverb
Sugared words generally prove bitter. - Spanish Proverb
Good luck makes its way in by elbowing. - Spanish Proverb
What's of no use is too dear at a gift. - German Proverb
Don't cry till you are out of the wood. - American Proverb
Blessings on him that said, Face about. - Spanish Proverb
A cracked pot never fell off the hook. - Italian Proverb
Ask my chum if I am a thief. - Italian Proverb
Laws were made for rogues. - Italian Proverb
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. - Spanish
Proverb
The well-dressed woman draws her husband away from
another woman's door. - Spanish Proverb
The dog that barks much, bites little. - Portuguese Proverb
All are not cooks who carry long knives. - German Proverb
No one can guard against treachery. - German Proverb
When old horses get warm, they are not easily held in. -
German Proverb
Discover not your silent money (i.e. your hoarded money) to
anybody. - Spanish Proverb
The fertile field becomes sterile without rest. - Spanish
Proverb
Whatever way you take there is a league of bad road. -
Spanish Proverb
Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life will
be happy. - Japanese Proverb
The office teaches the man. - German Proverb
When pleasure interferes with business, give up business. -
American Proverb
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. - American
Proverb
FUNNY PICS
...and a little surprise on the next page...
This is a wallpaper. Do you like it ?




 You can download it right now at many sizes from

http://crazy-frankenstein.com/funny-misc-wallpapers.html

Look for the image
“cleaning-gentle-funny-wallpaper” (or just search
for this in Google; many download locations).
 That is all !
 Do you like this sample ?
 Do you want to receive a such
 pdf link to download and have
 fun ?

 Go to our website, at
http://www.funnythingscollection.com
and apply to sustain our project
with $25 or $50 and you will
have our weekly pdf for one
year or two.

 You can have too your adver-
 tising inside.

 We want to hear from you !


 Our project is explained in full at the website and on our
 page at the Crowd Funding website. If you need more
 info: contact@funnythingscollection.com

								
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