10 Laws Newton Forgot To State

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					                   10 Laws Newton Forgot To State

                          10 Laws Newton Forgot To State




         Here are ten laws that Isaac Newton failed to share with the world…

  1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
                     faster than the one you are in now.

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2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged
                               one.

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 3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease,
                     your nose will begin to itch.

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4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
                              corner.

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 5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a
               flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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   6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
           when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
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8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t
                            work, it will!

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9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
                               reach.

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10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
         ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

				
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