Kung Fu Panda - DOC

							Kung Fu Panda                                              -Po, let’s go! You’d be late for work!
Created by Firstsub.                                       -Coming!


                                                           -Sorry Dad,
Legends tell of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills   -Sorry doesn’t make the noodles,
were the stuff of legend.                                  What were you doing up there?
He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.             -Oh nothing, just having some crazy dreams.
-I see you like to chew.                                   -About what?
Maybe you should chew on my face!                          -Huh?
The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.          -What were you dreaming about?
Then he swallowed, and then he spoke,                      -What was I… um… I was dreaming about
-Enough talk, let's fight!                                 uh… uh… noodles?
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind   -Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?
in overexposure to pure awesomeness!                       -Uh yeah, what else would I dreaming about?
-My eyes!                                                  Oh, careful! That soup is… sharp.
-He's too awesome!                                         -oh happy day! My son finally having a noodle dream!
-And attractive.                                           -You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this
-How can we repay you?                                     moment!
-There is no charge for awesomeness,                       This is a sign, Po!
or attractiveness.                                         -Uh, a sign of what?
It mattered not how many foes he faced,                    -You are almost ready to be trusted
they were no match for his bodacity.                       with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup
Never before had a panda been so feared                    Then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the
and so loved.                                              restaurant.
Even the most heroic heroes in all of China,               Just as I took it over from my father who took if over
the Furious Five, bowed in respect                         from his father
to this great master.                                      who won it from a friend in a game of majang.
-We should hang out.                                       -Dad, dad, dad it was just a dream.
-Agreed.                                                   -No, it was the dream. We are noodle folk.
But hanging out would have to wait,                        Broth runs through our veins!
because when you are facing ten thousand demons            -But Dad, didn’t you ever want to do something else?
of demon mountain there is only one []                     Something besides noodles?
and that’s…                                                -Actually when I was young and crazy
-Po? Get up!                                               I thought about running away and learning how to make
-You’d be late for work!                                   tofu.
-What?                                                     -So why didn’t you?
                                                           -Oh because it was a stupid dream.
-Po? Get up!                                               Can you imagine, me making tofu?
                                                           Hahaha, tofu… no, we all have our place in this world
-Po? What are you doing up there?                          and mine is here and yours is…
-Uh, nothing!                                              -I know, it’s here.
                                                           -No, it’s a table 2, 5, 7, and 12.
-Monkey, mantis, crane, viper, Tigress, roar!              Serve us with a smile!
                                                              -What? Master Oogway is choosing a dragon warrior!
-Well done, students.                                         Today!
-If you were trying to disappoint me.                         Everyone, everyone go, get to the Jay Palace!
Tigress you need more ferocity,                               One of the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll!
monkey greater speed,                                         We’ve been waiting a thousand year for this!
crane height,                                                 This is the greatest day in Kung fu history!
viper [], mantis,                                             Don’t worry about it, just go!
-Shifu.
-What?                                                        -Po, where are you going?
-It’s master Oogway. he wants to see you.                     -To the Jay palace.
                                                              -Weren’t you forgetting your noodle cart?
-Master Oogway, you summoned me. Is something                 The whole valley will be there and you’ll sell noodles to
wrong?                                                        all of them!
-Why would something be wrong for me wanting to see           -Selling noodles?
my old friend?                                                But Dad, you know I was kinda thinking maybe I…
-So nothing’s wrong?                                          -yeah?
-Well, I didn’t say that.                                     -I was kinda thinking maybe I…
-You were saying?                                             -Uh huh?
-I had a vision. Tai lung will return.                        -… could also sell the bean buns.
-That is impossible! He is in prison!                         They’re… they’re about to go bad.
Nothing is impossible.                                        -That’s my boy. I told you the dream was a sign.
-Zeng! Fly to takom prison and tell them to                   -Yeah, glad I had it.
double     the   guards,    double   the   weapon,   double
everything!                                                   -I’m a kung fu warrior!
Tai lung does not leave that prison!                          -Me too!
-Yes master Shifu!                                            -Almost there. What?
-One often needs [] on the road he takes to avoid it.         No! oh no!
-We have to do something,                                     -sorry po, we’ll bring you back souvenirs.
we can’t just let him march on the valley and take his        -No, I will bring me back a souvenir.
revenge!
He’ll, he’ll…                                                 -It is a historic day, isn’t it master Oogway.
-Your mind is like this water, my friend.                     -Yes, the one I feared I would not live to see.
When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see.             Are your students ready?
But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.      -Yes master Oogway.
The dragon scroll. It is time.                                -Now know this, old friend.
-But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret         Whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley,
to limitless power?                                           but also to you.
To become the Dragon Warrior?                                 -Let the tournament began!
-I don’t know.                                                -Yeah! Oh no! nonono wait!
                                                              I’m coming!
-Excuse me, sorry…                                            Hey, open the door!
-hey, watch it Po.                                            Let me in!
-Sorry.                                                       -Citizens of the valley of peace,
it is my great honor to present to you                   -Me?
Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis!                   -The universe has [] dragon warrior.
the Furious Five!                                        -what? What? What? What?
-They’re the Furious Fi…                                 -Stop wait who called you too? Master wait.
-Warriors, prepare.                                      That flabby panda can’t possibly be the answer to our
-Peeky hole!                                             problem.
-Ready for battle.                                       You were about to point Tigress and that thing fell in
                                                         front of her.
-The thousand tongues of fire.                           That was just an accident.
Woah, look at that.                                      -There are no accidents.
Hey! Get out of the way!                                 -Forgive us master, we have failed you.
-And finally!                                            -No, if the panda has not quit by morning then I will
-Master Tigress.                                         have failed you.
-Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!   -Wait wait wait. I bring a message.
-I know!                                                 From master Shifu.
-Master Tigress face iron arms and his blades of gash.   -What! Double the guard, extra precautions?
-I sense that Dragon Warrior is among us.                your prison might not be adequate?
-Citizens of the valley of peace,                        You doubt my prison security?
Master Oogway will not choose the Dragon warrior.        -Absolutely not.
-Oh no, nonono wait!                                     Shifu does. I’m just a messenger.
                                                         -I’ll give you message to your master Shifu.
Yeah. Hahaha! ahahahaha.                                 Escape from Torgum prison is impossible.
-Po! What are you doing!                                 Impressive isn’t it?
-What’s it look like I’m doing?                          -Yes very impressive, it’s very impressive.
No, stop, stop!                                          -One way in, one way out.
I’m gonna see the Dragon Warrior!                        One thousand guards and one prisoner.
-But I don’t understand.                                 -Yes except that prisoner is Tai lung…
You finally had the noodle dream.                        -take us down.
-I lied. I don’t dream about noodles, Dad.               -Oh my.
I love kung fu~!!                                        -Behold, Tai lung.
-Uh, come on, son. Let’s get back to work.               -I’ll um… I’m just gonna wait right here.
-Okay.                                                   -It’s nothing to worry about, it’s perfectly safe.
-Oh, come back!                                          []   At the ready!
                                                         -[]?
-Oh. What’s going on.                                    -Hey, tough guy, did you hear?
Where uh. what are you pointing.                         Oogway’s finally gonna give someone the dragon scroll
Oh, ok sorry. I just wanted to see who the dragon        and it’s not gonna be you.
warrior was.                                             -What are you doing? Don’t get him mad!
-How interesting.                                        -What’s he gonna do about it, huh?
-Master are you pointing at me?                          I’ve got him completely immobilized. Aww did I step on
-Him.                                                    the witty kitty’s tail? Awww
-Who?                                                    -I’m good, I’ve seen enough.
-You.                                                    I'm gonna tell Shifu he's got nothing to worry about.
-No he doesn’t.                                           -Someone like me?
-Ok. I’ll tell him that. Can we please go now?            -Yes, look at you! This fat butt, flabby abdomen.
                                                          -Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.
-Dragon warrior! Dragon warrior! Dragon warrior!          -And this ridiculous belly.
-I think there’s been a slight mistake.                   -Hey..
Uh everyone seems to think that I’m uh…                   -And utter disregard for personal hygiene.
the sacred hall of warriors!                              -Now wait a minute, that’s a little uncalled for…
No way!                                                   -Don’t stand that close, I can smell your breath.
Look at this place.                                       -Listen Oogway said that I was…
Master []’s armor with authentic battle damage!           the Ushi finger hold!
Woah the sword of heroes!                                 -Oh, you know this hold.
Said to be so sharp you could cut yourself just by        -Developed by Master Ushi in the third dynasty.
looking owww!!                                            -Yes. Oh then you must know what happens when I flex
The invisible trident of destiny!                         my pinky.
I’ve only seen paintings of that painting!                -No no no.
Ahhh!                                                     -You know the hardest part of this?
No, the legendary urn of whispering warriors said to      The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.
contain souls of the entire tenshu army. Hello.           -Ok. Ok take it easy.
-Have you finished sight seeing?                          -Now listen closely, panda.
-Sorry, I should’ve come to see you first.                Oogway may have picked you but when I'm through with
-My patience is wearing thin.                             you,
-Oh, well, I mean, it’s not like you’re going anywhere.   I promise you, you’re going to wish he hadn’t!
-Would you turn around?                                   Are we clear?
-Sure. How’s it going. Now how do you get five..          -Yeah, we’re clear, we’re clear,
Master Shifu!                                             we’re so clear.
Someone broke that.                                       -Good. I can't wait to get started.
But I’ll fix it. I’ll…                                    -Let’s begin.
do you have some glue?                                    -Wait. What? Now?
Oww.                                                      -Yes, now.
-So you're the legendary dragon warrior, hmm?             Unless you think that great Oogway is wrong and you're
-Uh, I guess so?                                          not the dragon warrior.
-Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior,                   -Oh ok. Well, I don’t know if I can do all of those moves.
you’ll never be the dragon warrior until you have learn   -Well, if we don’t try we’ll never know, will we?
the secret of the dragon scroll.                          -Uh yeah, it’s just that maybe we could find something
-Woah. So how does this work? Do you have a ladder        that is more suited to my level.
or… trampoline or…                                        -And what level is that?
-you think it’s that easy?                                -Well you know, I’m not a master but um.
That I’m just gonna hand you the secret to limitless      Let’s just start at zero.
power?                                                    -Level zero.
-No, I…                                                   No. there is no such thing as level zero.
-one must first master the highest level of kung fu and   -Hey, maybe I could start with that.
that is clearly impossible                                -That? We use that for training children.
if that one is someone like you.                          And for propping the door open when it's hot.
But if you insist.                                         -Ok. Quiet.
-Woah the Furious Five!                                    -Oh hey hi.
You are so much bigger than your action figures.           -Your'e up!
Except for you, mantis.                                    -Am now.
You’re about the same.                                     -I was just… some day, huh?
-Go ahead, panda, show us what you can do.                 That kung fu stuff is hard work,eh? Your bicep sore?
-Um, are they gonna watch or should I wait until they      -I’ve had a long and rather disappointing day,
get back to work or something.                             so uh, yeah I should probably get to sleep now.
-Hit it.                                                   -Yeah yeah yeah      of course.
-Ok, I mean, I just ate, so I'm still digesting            -Ok thanks.
so my kung fu might not be as good as later on.            It’s just that, aw man, im such a big fan.
-Just hit it!                                              You guys were totally amazing at the battle of weeping
-Alright. What you’ve got. You’ve got nothing because      river.
I’ve got it right here.                                    Outnumbered to a thousand to one but you didn’t stop
You picking on my friends?                                 and you just…
Get ready to feel the thunder.                             uuu sorry about that.
Coming out with crazy feet.                                -Uh look, you don’t belong here.
What you gonna do about crazy feet                         -I know. I know, youre right.
alright come on I’m a blur I’m a blur                      It's just that my whole life, I just dreamed of...
You’ve never seen bear style you’ve only seen []           -Oh no I meant you don’t belong here.
mantis or monkey style or snakedy snake.                   I mean in this room.
-Would you hit it!                                         This is my room.
-Alright alright.                                          Property of crane.
-Why don’t you try again, a little harder.                 -Oh ok. Right right.
-How’s that…ow! Ow that hurt.                              So yeah you wanna get to sleep, I’m keeping you up.
                                                           We got big things tomorrow.
-This will be easier than I thought.                       Alright you're awesome.
                                                           Last thing I'm gonna say. Bye bye.
-My tenders.                                               What was that?
                                                           -I didn’t say anything.
-How did I do?                                             -Ok.
-There is now a level zero.                                -Good night. Sleep well.
-[] No denying that.                                       Seemed a little bit awkward.
-I don’t understand what master Oogway was thinking.
The poor guy is just gonna get himself killed!             -Master Tigress.
-He is so mighty, the dragon warrior fell out of the sky   Didn’t mean to wake you, it’s just…
in a ball of fire.                                         -you don’t belong here.
When he walks the mere ground shakes!                      -Oh yeah, yeah of course. This is your room.
-One would think that master Oogway would choose           -I mean you don’t belong in the Jay palace.
someone who actually knew kung fu.                         You're a disgrace to kung fu and if you have
-Yeah or someone who could actually touch his toes.        any respect to who we are and what we do,
-Or even see his toes.                                     you will be gone by morning.
-Big fan.                                                   -Hahaha. Not yet we’re not. Now!


-I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heaven       -Can we run now?
and wisdom.                                                 -Yes.
-Oh is that what it is?
I'm so sorry, I thought it was just a regular peach tree.   -I'm glad shifu sent you.
-I understand. You eat when you are upset.                  I was beginning to think I was []/
-Upset? I'm not upset, why would I be upset?                Fly back there and tell them.
-So why are you upset?                                      The real dragon warrior is coming home.


-I probably sucked more today than anybody in the           -Good morning master.
history of kung fu.                                         -Panda.
In the history of China. In the history of sucking.         Panda!
Probably. Five. man you shouldve seen them, they            Wake up!
totally hate me.                                            He’s quit.
Totally.                                                    -What do we do now, master?
How is shifu gonna turn me into a dragon warrior?           With the panda gone, who will be the dragon warrior?
I mean I'm not like the Five.                               -All we can do is [] more training and in time the true
I’ve got no wings, no claws, no venoms.                     dragon warrior will be revealed.
Even mantis has those thingies.                             What are you doing here?
Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.     -Hi! Good morning master! I thought I’d warm up a little.
-Quit? Don’t quit.                                          -You're stuck.
Noodles. Don’t noodles.                                     -Stuck? Nah, what?
You are too concerned about what’s and what will be.        Yeah, I'm stuck.
There is a saying                                           -Help him.
yesterday is history                                        -Oh dear.
tomorrow is a mystery                                       On three. One two three.
but today is a gift
that is why it is called present.                           -Thank you.
                                                            -Don’t mention it.
-Oh no! what’s happening?                                   -No really I appreciate…
-Fire []!                                                   -ever.
-Fire!                                                      -You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in
                                                            one night?
-Tai lung is free! I must warn Shifu!                       It takes years to develop one’s flexibility.
-You're not going anywhere, neither is he.
Bring it up!                                                And years longer to apply it in combat.
-Quick! Bring it back!
                                                            Put that down!
-He’s coming this way!                                      The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles
He won't get far. Archers!                                  and broken bones.
                                                            -Yeah, excellent.
-We’re dead. So really really dead.                         -Let's get started.
                                                             -No.
-Are you ready?                                              -Yes.
-I was born ready.                                           -But that was before.
                                                             -Before what?
-I'm sorry brother, I thought you said you were ready.       -Before Tai lung.
-That was awesome! Lets go again!                            -Uh yeah. We’re not really suppose to talk about him.
                                                             -Well, if he’s going to stay here, he should know.
-I've been taking it easy on you, panda, but no more.        -Guys guys. I know about Tai lung.
Your next opponent will be me.                               He was a student, the first ever to master the thousand
-Alright, yeah, let's go!                                    scrolls of kung fu.
-Step four. The true kind of victory is to define your       And then he turned bad and now he’s in jail.
enemy’s weakness                                             -He wasn’t just a student.
and make him suffer for it.                                  Shifu found him as a cub.
-Oh yeah.
-To take his strength and use it against him.                And he raised him as his son.
Until he finally falls or quits.                             And when the boy showed talent in kung fu, Shifu
-But a real warrior never quits!                             trained him.
Don’t worry master, I will never quit!                       He believed in him. He told him he was destined for
                                                             greatness.
-If he is smart, he won't come back up those steps.          It was never enough for Tai Lung.
-But he will.                                                He wanted the dragon scroll.
-He’s not gonna quit, is he?                                 But Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused.
-He’s not gonna quit bouncing, I’ll tell you that.           Outraged, Tai Lung laid waste to the valley.
                                                             He tried to take the scroll by force,
-I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel           and shifu had to destroy what he had created.
better.
-Trust me it will. It's just not easy finding the right      But how could he?
nervepoint under all this…
-fat?                                                        Shifu loved Tai Lung like he never loved anyone before.
-Fur. I was gonna say fur.
-Sure you were.                                              Or since.
-Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size…
I mean look at me.                                           And now he has a chance to make things right.
Come over here.                                              To train the true dragon warrior.
-Maybe you should take a look at this again.                 And he’s stuck with you.
-Oh. Ok.                                                     A big fat panda who treats it like a joke.
-I know master Shifu is trying to inspire me and all,        Oh that is it!
but if I didn’t know any better I’d say he’s trying to get   -Wait! My fault, I accidently tweaked his facial [].[]
rid of me.
-I know he can seem kinda heartless, but you know he
wasn’t always like that.                                     -Inner peace… Inner peace…
-According to legend, there was once a time that             inner.. in..in… inner peace.
master Shifu actually used to smile.                         But whoevers making that flapping sound quiet down!
Inner… oh                                                  I need your help, Master.
Zeng. Excellent. I could use some good news right now.     -No, you just need to believe.
                                                           Promise me, Shifu.
Master. Master. I have a..                                 Promise me you will believe.
it's very bad news.                                        -I, I will try.
-Oh Shifu.                                                 -Good.
There is just news.                                        My time has come.
There is no good or bad.                                   You must continue your journey without me.
-Master your vision! Your vision was right!                -What what are you..
Tai Lung is broken out of prison.                          master, you can't leave me.
He’s on his way!                                           -You must believe.
                                                           -Master!
-That is bad news
if you do not believe that the dragon warrior could stop   -Was I scared?     []
him.-the panda?                                            You may be a wolf, you may be the scarest bandit in
Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior.              hajin province
He wasn’t even meant to be here!                           but you are a lousy tipper.
It was an accident!                                        -Really? So how’d you get out of there alive?
-There are no accidents.                                   -I mean I didn’t actually say that
-Yes I know. You’ve said that already.                     but I thought it
Twice.                                                     in my mind.
-Well, that was no accident either.                        If he could read my mind he would’ve been like…
-Twice.                                                    order up!
-My old friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny   Do you like it?
nor yours                                                  -This is really good!
until you let go of the delusion of control.               -No come on, you should try my dad’s secret ingredient
-Delusion?                                                 soup
-Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu.                            he actually knows the secret.
I cannot make it blossom when it suits me,                 -What are you talking about, this is amazing.
nor make it fruit before its time.                         -Wow you're a really good cook
-But there are things we can control.                      -I wish my mouth was bigger.
I can control when the fruit will fall.                    -Tigress you’ve got to try this.
And I can control where to plant the seed.                 -Hmm.
That is no illusion, master.                               It is said that the dragon warrior can survive for months
-Ah yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow    at a time
to be a peach tree.                                        on nothing but the dew on a single ginkgo leaf
You may wish for an apple or an orange                     and the energy of the universe.
but you will get a peach.                                  -I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the dragon warrior
-But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!                       yet.
-Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it,              We need a lot more dew and, uh, universe juice.
to nurture it, to believe in it.
-But how?                                                  -What?
How?                                                       -Oh nothing, master Shifu.
                                                            -You will beat him because you are the dragon warrior!
-You will never be the dragon warrior.
Unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth.            -Ow!
What is that noise you are making?                          You don’t believe that!
After I’ve never heard of it!                               You never believed that
Work hard, panda, and someday you will have ears like       from the first moment I got here you’ve been trying to
mine.                                                       get rid of me!
-That’s good.                                               -Yes I was!
-Oh!                                                        But now I ask you to trust in your master as I’ve come
-Ears! It’s not working for you?                            to trust in mine.
I thought it was pretty good.                               -Man, you're not my master.
-It’s Shifu!                                                And im not the dragon warrior.
-Of course it’s Shifu, what do you think I'm doing?         -Then why didn’t you quit?
                                                            You knew I was trying to get rid of you, yet you stayed.
-Oooh master Shifu!                                         -Yeah, I stayed.
-You think this is funny?                                   I stayed because every time you threw a brick in my
Tai Lung has escaped from prison and you are acting         head
like children!                                              or said I smelled it hurt
-What?                                                      but it could never hurt more than it did
-He is coming for the dragon scroll and                     every day in my life just being me.
you are the only one who could stop him!                    I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me,
-Hahaha and here I am saying you’ve got no sense of         could make me not me,
humor.                                                      it was you!
Im gonna.. step down.                                       The greatest kung fu teacher in all china!
What you're serious?                                        -But I can change you!
And I have to uh.. no.                                      I can turn you into the dragon warrior and I will!
Master Oogway will stop him!                                -Come on! Tai Lung is on his way right now!
He did it before and he’ll do it again!                     And even if it takes him a hundred years to get here
Oogway cannot! Not anymore.                                 how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior?
                                                            Huh?
Our only hope is the dragon warrior.                        How?
-The panda?                                                 How?
-Yes, the panda.                                            How?!
-Master, please, let us stop Tai Lung.                      -I don’t know.
This is what you trained us for.
-No it is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his…   I don’t know.
where did he go?
                                                            -That’s what I thought.
-You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits!
-Watch me!                                                  -This is what you’ve trained me for.


-Come on, how am I suppose to beat Tai Lung?                -Tigress!
I can't even beat you to the stairs!                        -Don’t try to stop me!
-We're not trying to stop you.                           -When you focus on kung fu, when you focus, you suck.
-What?                                                   But perhaps that is my fault.
-We’re coming with you!                                  I cannot train you the way I’ve trained the Five.
                                                         I now see that the way to get through to you is with this.
-What?                                                   -Oh great. ‘cause im hungry.
I eat when im upset, ok?                                 -Good. When you have been trained, you may eat.
-Oh, no need to explain.                                 Let's begin.
I just thought you might be [] that monkey
he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf.            -After you, panda.
                                                         -Just like that? No sit ups? No ten mile hike?
-Don’t tell monkey.                                      -I vowed to train you and you’ve been trained.
-Look at you.                                            You are free to eat.
-Yeah I know, I disgust you.                             Enjoy.
-No no, I mean, how did you get up there?
-I don’t know. I just…                                   -Hey.
I don’t know I just get my cookie                        -I said you are free to eat. Have a dumpling.
-and yet you are ten feet off the ground
and have done a perfect split.                           -Hey!
-No, this? This is just an                               -You are free to eat.
accident.                                                -Am I?
                                                         -Are you?
-There are no accidents.
Come with me.                                            -I'm not hungry. Master.


-I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fu-y   -Cut it!
but could you at least tell me where we’re going?
                                                         -Where’s the dragon warrior?
You dragged me all the way up here for a bath?           -How do you know you're not looking at her?


-Panda. We do not wash our pits in the pool of the       -You think I'm a fool?
sacred tears.                                            I know you're not the dragon warrior. None of you!
                                                         I heard how he fell out of the sky in a ball of fire
This is where Oogway unraveled the mysteries of          that he is a warrior unlike anything the world has ever
harmony and focus                                        seen.
this is the birthplace of kung fu.                       -Po?
                                                         -So that is his name. Po.
Do you want to learn kung fu?                            Finally a worthy opponent.
-Yeah!                                                   That battle will be legendary!
-Then I am your master!
-Ok!                                                     -We got this! Help her!
-Don’t cry.
-Ok.                                                     -Monkey! Go!
-Mantis!                                                to hear the butterfly’s wingbeat.
                                                        -Oh really? That’s cool.
-Now!                                                   -Yes. And see light in the deepest cave.
                                                        You will feel the universe in motion around you.
-Shifu taught you well.                                 -Wow! Can I punch through walls?
But he didn’t teach you everything.                     []
                                                        -Focus.
-You have done well, panda.                             -Oh yeah yeah.
-Done well? Done well, I’ve done awesome!               -Read it Po.
-The mark of true hero is humility.                     And fulfill your destiny
But yes, you have done awesome.                         Read it and become the dragon warrior.
                                                        -Woah~~~~~
-Huh? Guys! They’re dead!
No, they’re breathing. Are they asleep?                 Is it possible to open?
No, their eyes are opened.                              Thank you.
-We were no match for his nerve attack.                 I loosened it up for you.
                                                        Ok, here goes.
-He has gotten stronger.
-Tai Lung? Gotten stronger?                             It’s blank.
                                                        -What?
-He’s too fast!                                         -Here, look.
                                                        -No! I am forbidden to look    but…
-Sorry Po.
                                                        like I don’t understand.
-I thought we could stop him.
-He could’ve killed you.                                -Ok, so like Oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all.
-Why didn’t he?                                         -No, Oogway was wiser than us all.
-So you could come back here and strike fear into our   -Oh come on.
hearts                                                  Face it, he picked me by accident.
but it won't work.                                      Of course I'm not the dragon warrior.
-Uh it might. I mean a little.                          Who am I kidding?
I’m pretty scared.                                      -But who will stop Tai Lung?
-You can defeat him, panda.                             -He’ll destroy everything and everyone.
-Are you kidding? They can't.                           -No. evacuate the valley,
They’re five masters. I'm just one me.                  we must protect the villagers from Tai Lung’s rage!
-But you will have one thing that no one else does.     -What about you, master?
                                                        -I will fight him.
-You really believe I'm ready?                          -What?
-You are, Po.                                           -I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape.
Behold, the dragon scroll.                              -But Shifu, he’ll kill you!
It is yours.                                            -Then I will have finally paid for my mistake.
-Wait, what happens when I read it?                     Listen to me all of you.
-No one knows but the legend says that you’ll be able   It is time for you to continue your journey without me.
I'm very proud to have been your master.                  To make something special, you just have to believe it's
                                                          special.
-We’ve got to get them out safely.                        -There is no secret ingredient.
-Come little one, let's find your mama.
-Viper, gather the southern farmers. Mantis, the north.   -I have come home, master.
Crane, light the way.                                     -This is no longer your home, and I am no longer your
                                                          master.
-It’s the dragon warrior.                                 -Oh yes, you have a new favorite.
                                                          So where is this Po?
-Hey dad.                                                 Did I scare him off?
-Po! Good to have you back, son.                          -This battle is between you and me.
-Good to be back.                                         -So that is how its going to be.
-Let's go, Po.                                            -That is how it must be.
So for our next shop, it’s time to face it!
The future noodle is diced cut vegetables.                -I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weak…
No longer slices.                                         -obeying your master is not a weakness.
Also I was thinking maybe this time we’ ll have a         -You knew I was the dragon warrior!
kitchen                                                   You always knew.
you could actually stand up in.                           but when Oogway said otherwise, what did you do?
you like that?                                            What did you do?
                                                          Nothing!
Po, I'm sorry things didn’t work out.                     -You were not meant to be the dragon warrior, that was
It’s just… wasn’t meant to be.                            not my fault!
Po, forget everything else.                               -Not your fault?
Your destiny still awaits! We are noodle folk!            Who   []
Broth runs deep through our veins!                        who denied me my destiny!
-I don’t know dad.                                        -It was never my decision to make!
Honestly, sometimes I can't believe I'm actually your     -It is now.
son.
-Po, I think it's time I told you something I should've   Give me the scroll.
told you a long time ago.                                 -I would rather die.
-Ok.                                                      -[] I did to make you proud!
-The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup.      Tell me how proud you were, Shifu!
-Oh.                                                      Tell me, tell me!
-The secret ingredient is…
nothing.                                                  -I have always been proud of you
-Huh?                                                     from the first moment I've been proud of you
-You heard me, nothing!                                   and it was my pride
There is no secret ingredient!                            it blinded me
-Wait, it's just plain noodle soup?                       i've loved you too much to see what you were becoming
You don’t add some kind of a special sauce or             what I was turning you into.
something?                                                I'm sorry.
-Don’t have to.
-I don’t want your apology, I want my scroll!             -Oh, you know this hold.
What?                                                     -You're bluffing. You're bluffing.
Where is it?                                              Shifu didn’t teach you that.
-Dragon warrior has taken the scroll halfway across the   -Nope, I figured it out.
china by now.                                             Squish.
You will never see that scroll
never, never                                              -Look! The dragon warrior!


-Hey! The stairs.                                         -That’s my boy!
-Who are you?                                             That big lovely kung fu warrior is my son! Yes!
-Buddy, I am the dragon warrior.
-You? Him?                                                -Thanks, dad.
He’s a panda. You're a panda.
What you gonna do, big guy, sit on me?                    Hey guys.
-Don’t tempt me. Now I'm gonna use this.
You want it? Come get it.                                 -Master.


-Finally.                                                 -Master? Master shifu!


That scroll is mine!                                      Master! Shifu, Shifu are you ok?
                                                          -Po. You're alive.
The scroll has given him power!                           Or we’re both dead.
                                                          -No, master, I didn’t die.
No!                                                       I defeated Tai Lung. -You did? Wow, it is as Oogway
                                                          foretold.
Finally.                                                  You are the dragon warrior.
Oh yes.                                                   You have brought peace to this valley
The power of the dragon scroll is mine!                   and, and to me.
                                                          Thank you      Thank you Po.
What?                                                     Thank you, thank you
It's nothing!
-It's ok, I didn’t get it the first time either.          -No master, no no no don’t die, Shifu, please!
-What?                                                    -I'm not dying you idiot! Ah, dragon warrior.
-There is no secret ingredient.                           I'm simply at peace finally.
It's just you.                                            -Oh so I should stop talking?
                                                          -If you can.
No! stop it! I'm gonna pee!
No, no don’t! don’t!                                      -Wanna get something to eat?
                                                          -Yeah.
-you can't defeat me.
You, you are just a big fat panda!                        Created by Firstsub.
-I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda.
-The Ushi finger hold.