PRINTER WARNING by banderson1432


									         PRINTER WARNING!!!
This machine is subject to breakdowns during
periods of critical need.

     A special circuit in the machine called a “critical detector”

senses the operator’s emotional state in terms of how desperate he

or she is to use the machine. The “critical detector” then creates a

malfunction proportionate to the desperation of the operator and

the present location of the nearest person capable of fixing the

machine. Threatening or yelling at the machine will only

aggravate the situation and earn you sympathetic looks from your

peers. Likewise, attempts to use another machine will

undoubtedly cause all other printers on the network to fail. They

belong to the same union. Keep calm and say nice things to the

machine. Nothing else seems to work.

Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry.

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