cow economics by HC120917114352

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What will you do if you had two cows?

Keep them, sell them, outsource them?


   Here's a look at what
   Different people would do
   with two cows …...
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Traditional economics

You have two cows
You sell one & buy a bull
Your herd multiplies
You retire on the income
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INFOSYS ECONOMICS


You have 2 cows
You put both of them on the bench

& hire another two to do the job
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TCS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows

You tell them that only one will go onsite
You ask both of them to fight for the only
H1B Visa

Both of them die after fighting
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HCL ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows
You milk them only for 24 hours
on just 7 days a week

They run away
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WIPRO ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You train them for 2 months on
how to milk themselves
Then u ask them to pull bullock
carts
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AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows
You sell one & force the other to
produce the milk of 4 cows
You profess surprise when the
cow drops dead
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FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows
You go on strike because you
want three cows
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BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows
They are both mad cows
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GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows
You re-engineer them so that
they live for 100 years, eat once
a month & milk themselves.
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SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5,000 cows, none of
which belong to you
You charge others for storing
them
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JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You redesign them to 1/10th the
size of a normal cow & make 20-
times the milk
You then create cartoon cows
called Cowkimon & market them
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CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You have 300 people milking them
You claim full employment, high
bovine productivity & arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers
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PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows
You claim that the Indian cows belong
to you …

Then ask the US for financial aid, China
for military aid, British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines, Germany for
technology, French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans.

You buy the cows with all this & claim
of exploitation by the world
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INDIAN ECONOMICS



You have two cows


You worship them   

								
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