Aww wee Davie

							            Aww wee Davie!
             Heez house nd people in it!
Eez git a sista cad Emma but maiste people ca er Emz! Iz
mam’s cad Yvonne nd iz fithaz cad Davie annaw. Eez alsae
got twae doags cad Buster, waz broon wi white patches, nd
Tess waz black wi white patches. Iz bedroom lookz ryt bare
nd eez got light puple waaz. Eez no got a handle on iz door
coz ee broke it aff in a tantrum wi iz mam.
Therez nae celtic supporters alood in his house, they’re
Rangers mad in there! If a ever wore a green top in their
hoose ad be yucked out, jist like that!

                           At skill!
At skill eez totally naughty. Eez a wee skunner! Gitz yucked
outta classes. Ee bringz a laptop ti skill wee um tae dae iz
work oan. Ee always annoyz iz nd ma matez. Nd eez always
tryin tae embarres iz infront o folk. Ee yucks stuff at iz in da
playgroond like muffin papers, sweets nd stuff like that. Ee
makez um sel look peely-wally ti git sent hame ti watch the
tele. Ee swears at the teachers, nd geez nasty comments.

   The way ee acts to me and to ova people

Ee acts like a total tough guy but ee doesni act like that wen
itz jist me nd him, muckin aboot at iz house or sowt like
that. Am no ment ti say but really eez a total softie. When
oor at skill ee acts like a total hard nut, but a ken itz al jist
for show. We get on really weel but all ma mates hink oo
fight al the time. Ee stands up for iz nae matter what! Oo
always have a laugh thi gither nd talk aboot stuff it skill. If
am havin any trouble eel lend iz a wee hand! Ee the best wee
David a cud ask for!